F**kface - It's Constantly June // Geoff's Bike Stunt Video [65]

Episode Date: August 25, 2021

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin potentially poisoning himself, Geoff's bike trick video, calling Caleb for a Pinballz wager, and sauce clarification. Check out the bike trick video at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxDr2k_-vzI Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to [e-mail] Sponsored by Better Help (http://betterhelp.com/face) and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face14 and use code face14). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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hellofresh.com slash face 14. This is a Rooster Teeth production. This is hello and welcome to episode 65 of the F*** Face podcast. My name is Jeff Ramsey and with me as, as always, Andrew Panton and Gavin Free, in no particular order. Although I realize, saying it out loud, I usually say Gavin before Andrew. And I wonder why I do that. It's not intentional, but it definitely happens more often than not. This is kind of a special... Gavin and I were talking about this yesterday. It's a special episode.

We're not supposed to be filming this right now. This is sort of a gift from the podcast gods that we are doing this in this moment. The last time we all spoke together. Yeah, you're not talking. The last time we all spoke. Sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt you. I was just going to say the last time we all spoke together, we talked about how it might be the last time we ever speak together if anybody died. Nobody did. No, that's what I was going to say. I thought you were saying that it's a special episode because we weren't expecting to do it.

I think it's special that we all lived after you cursed us. Well, I didn't curse us. I just pointed out. So far. Yeah, that's true. Gavin might be...

We should get into it. It's going to be a fun podcast for a couple reasons, I think. We tried to make the most of this extra time together, which if Gavin lives long enough to tell the story, we can get into that. But Gavin, you're dying.

I might have poisoned myself. I'm not sure yet. I feel a bit dizzy and my throat feels small. I decided I'd tackle the wasp nest right before this. I don't know if we updated the listeners, but the nest was partially destroyed when I turned on the fan, and then they just decided

we'll just make it on the outside of the fan. So they're now on the bit that doesn't spin where the fan connects to the ceiling. Big old nest. Haven't been out there in a while. I thought, I'll buy some killer. So I bought a little can of wasp foam. I'm not sure how it kills the wasps.

I assume it's an extremely powerful poison. Because I sprayed it. I sprayed it on the nest. And they just dropped dead within like five seconds. And I was like bloody hell. And I was reading the instructions. It was like spray from, you know, upwind. You don't want it blowing on you and then immediately get out of

there and i was i stepped back and i just watched all these wasps just drop down dead i was like bloody hell what is this stuff what's it doing to him and um i just backed the way the hell up but then i started to feel the wind against my face and I was like uh-oh should I be oh and I just thought I need to get out I need but I need to I need to cross directly under the under the nest to get out of it so I just like pulled my t-shirt up I just powered through and ever since then I've been feeling a little bit dizzy uh a little bit shaky and my throat feels small so I've just told them I I've told my co-host here just to check in on me.

If I go quiet for too long, just make sure I'm still there because I don't know what might happen. And I'm sure I'm just feeling a little bit paranoid because I felt wind on my face and must have immediately thought I've inhaled this stuff.

So it might be my own body playing tricks on me. But who knows? Hopefully I'm fine. I'll be honest with you, dude. It doesn't sound good. It doesn't sound good. I have two immediate thoughts.

One, I love that in the instructions that you read them. You took the time to read them. You were being safe. Read all of them. Read the whole can. Their instructions weren't to wear protective gear, make sure you have a mask on. Their instructions were use it and book it because it will be problems if you stay. Well, there was a lot of other stuff.

It was like, don't use on a day when it's going to rain. Sure. That was another one, because they don't want it to wash into the water systems, I guess. But I feel like it's such an obvious, you should probably be wearing a mask to do this, and it seems as though their tone was just run really fast. Nick's right.

It did say use at dusk, and I didn't pay attention to that. Okay, I now take back everything I said. You opened this by seeming like you were following all instructions as given, and you clearly just skimmed it. He read them. He didn't heed them. It's different.

The dusk stuff is just that there's going to be less wasps there during the day. They're not going to be all back. Oh, you think that's a wasp warning? They don't want you to attack the full crew at once be they're not gonna be all back oh you think that they'll be out working that's a wasp warning they don't you attack the full crew at once they're going for your safety in case there's no they want you to get the full crew they want you to to use it on them when they're least active and when most of them are back but i just thought yeah i'll just quickly get this done because because basically i want to be uh i need to work in that area i need to do some other drilling and you want to get them at the end of the day after they've done their full

eight hour wasp duties and they're exhausted and they're sitting around their wasp dinner tables just trying to eat a little bit of food and listen to their shitty wasp family talk about their day and they're just exhausted and just kind of emotionally drained and then that's when you hit them with the poison i feel like you're setting up a real lone survivor scenario which i'd be very fearful of you're there's gonna be one waft who comes home, sees what has happened, and will be vengeful. I was going to say the other thing that brings me a lot of joy is the fact that you're living the happening too. You're the only person outside of the happening that has run from the wind, that is terrified of the breeze. That when you felt that breeze, it was like, this is death, I gotta go.

I swear that was like an immediate windshake. I would have honestly just left him because, I mean, they don't really, they're not very aggressive, but I have seen my cat sort of jump at him and try and chase him, and I thought, this man's gonna get stung on his face if he got to leave the valley. Probably.

So I might as well just shift this one nest. When the wind started to attack you, did you go, what? No! Like Mark Wahlberg? nest when the wind started to attack you did you go what no like mark walberg slowed down to like 50 what no well i don't i don't want you to be the only one poisoned gavin i had you reminded me of something you go drink some bleach to misery. No, no. So I was going through my closet and I've been trying to find a certain cable. I wanted to reset up my Xbox 360.

So I've just been going through everything I have and I found a garbage bag. And I was like, what is this? I don't remember what this is. I still have my fire extinguisher in my garbage bag from when I fired it with all the stuff. I haven't opened it yet. I've been meaning to take it apart.

Why not just throw it all away? Well, because I kind of want to see what it looks like on the inside. You should try and buy a load of vials and you can sell it. To who? Where? That's interesting. What do you mean? Not the Roosties store?

Vials of fire extinguisher gavin i'm having a hard time moving these sauces i don't think the fire extinguisher remnants well you gotta start getting your i was listening to the which i never do but i was listening to the most recent episode and you gotta start getting your sauces graded you talked about it i do you're right times as much if you get a you get a psa 10 bps sauce that's you don't need to sell a lot of those to retire did you see that they have a new celebrity meal coming out august 8th no i don't remember who it is but there's a new one coming out with uh different sauces it's clearly working yeah well i i'm a big fan of it because fucking okay this is i have a complaint with mcdonald's

that looks like a great weedy yes it's a big mac and like a four-piece nuggets whatever anyway they were supposed to stop selling i think maybe this is a great argument for what i was saying before they were supposed to stop selling the bts sauce on june 20th and they're still selling it to this day i ordered mcdonald's yesterday and i got two more sauce things so i need this new one to come in. And push out all the BTS sauce. Because it's still in circulation. I need there to be a demand.

There's still no demand. There's still no demand. And it's over a month later. I think they forgot. Because June is a very forgettable month. I just don't agree with that. There's nothing forgettable about the month of June. That's for sure.

Name a song about June. What is a June song? Happy Birthday. Happy Birthday? That doesn't count. That's not about June. My birthday's in June! I hear it! It counts! But it's not about June. It's about my birthday, which is in June.

I know, but that's not the same. I'm talking about a song about the month of June. Hey June. You, hey, June. You're right. I apologize. It's an iconic hit. Everyone loves. Hey, June. Here's a bunch of songs about June by bands I've not heard.

Yeah, there's a whole list. You've heard of my September song. Nine songs about the month of June from Train to the Decembrists to Eminem. June Hymn by the Decembr by the December drops of Jupiter by train. Gross. June is busting out all over by carousel. That sounds gross. Words I couldn't say by Rascal Flatts.

Oh, wait. June in January by none other than Dean Martin. Did it again by Shakira and her June. Don't lie. Eminem sings a song called Spacebound all about the month of June as does Nicki Minaj with Dead Wrong. Damn, dude, that's some heavy hitters.

I feel like a lot of those are about people named June, though, and not the month. We could do a June mixtape. There's so much. Not nearly as iconic, though. You get a lot of people named June, but not a lot of people called September. That's true. That's a great point. I get a lot of people named June, but not a lot of people called September. That's true. That's a great point. I have a question for you guys.

What do we want to talk about? Do we want to talk the Olympics are on? We can talk about the Olympics. Or we could talk about one of the things I've been most excited about for weeks now. That finally happened. That I've been avoiding all info on. And I really hope. I don't see how I could be disappointed, but I'm scared that I will be.

What are you talking about, Andrew? Yeah, I just suddenly that's very weird. I was so excited going into this. I suddenly just got the feeling that I'm about to be very disappointed. The bike trick apparently happened. We were lucky enough so so the reason we're filming this week we weren't gonna i was gonna go abroad but then about 12 hours before going to the airport i decided i wasn't so we actually were able to film the bike trick the bike trick not

only did we film it i'd also like to point out another nice thing about today's recording is that the last three recordings we've done have been doubled up. So we've done double episodes, which is great. And it was a necessity because of this upcoming trip. But kind of nice to know that we only got to do one today. You know? Yeah. We can just like easy peasy. Just one episode.

Yeah. But we took advantage of that time. And because Gavin and I made the plans so last minute, we tricked Mother Nature. She wasn't able to shit on us. And she did it a different way. I'll say that. Gavin and I picked what must have been the hottest day on earth to sit in a concrete ditch for three hours and watch a progress bar on his camera.

It was so hot, dude. The camera was burning my hands. It was hard to hold. It's black metal. I am being... I'm not... This isn't hyperbole, and I'm not exaggerating when I say that I had to do the trick, or attempt the the trick many times throughout the course of the recording

to get coverage I would say about halfway in I was afraid I was gonna pass out I was afraid I was gonna pass out just trying to hold the camera I was trying to bring minimal stuff so I didn't bring i didn't bring a tripod i was just like hanging a camera out of my hand with a lens yeah but it's still quite heavy we walked from gavin's house because it we couldn't figure out how to ride two bikes with this seven hundred thousand dollar camera so we i walked my bike and gavin just walked in the backpack from his house a very long way to this ditch uh first of all and uh so we were exhausted before we got there and uh holy shit man it was there was no shade it was just concrete on top of concrete on top of blazing

hot ass texas sun so i want to set the scene a little bit because i still you've described this trick several times i still have no idea what it looks like i don't actually know what you're doing let me be honest with you andrew i got there and jeff jeff was like because i needed to know where to stand to film it yeah jeff ran me through the trick he was like okay i'm coming come up here i'm gonna come up and go over this i'm gonna slide down here i'm gonna he explained it to me like in real time i still didn't know what he was gonna do i had to just be like oh you just gotta do it because i don't know what this motherfucker he goes i explain had to just be like, oh, you just gotta do it, because I don't know what you... This motherfucker, he goes, I explain the trick to him, I go, this, this,

this, and he goes, oh, so where do I stand? And I go, you're the fucking cameraman, I don't know wherever you stand. I'm not gonna do your job for you. I'm gonna do the fucking trick. I didn't see where you were gonna go for the sake of my lens and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, here's the

deal. I've been trying to think about how to tackle explaining this, what went down. And I think it's better through Gavin. I think, Gavin, you should take the lead on this. In explaining it? Yeah, like what we did, how it went. I think this is your story to tell. I was trying to avoid any information on the thing at all. Like, I just texted you guys.

Yeah, I texted you guys, don't tell tell me anything i want to see it live then i went into the face discord and you guys posted about it on instagram and that's the only thing i saw and i spoiled myself by going to the face spoilers thing i saw the little place you were in whatever the photo was and i was completely even after seeing the area in which the trick would happen, I felt like I was more confused than the verbal description. I could not see or tell where a trick would happen or like where you'd land. It was baffling. So I'm glad that you were still confused, Gavin, as much as I was upon seeing the location of the area. This podcast is sponsored by BetterHelp Online Therapy.

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No, I feel like I could just stream my screen through Discord. I put a little bit of music on it, a little bit of pizzazz, put a little outro on it. I've done some work on it. Do you want to just see it? Yeah, I would love... There's nothing more that I'd like to... Oh, my God. Please.

But while you're getting this ready, how long have we been talking about this stupid trick? Over a month. Well, yeah, in real time, like a month, but in episode time, maybe two months.

Yeah, probably. That's possible, yeah. Probably, yeah. Okay. So it's going to be like the culmination of like a... Probably six or seven episode arc. Yeah.

When these people finally get to see this trick, which... When I get to finally see it. I'm going to say this. we roll up on the scene and after gavin kind of gets the hang of it he goes i'll be honest with you i thought it was gonna be a much smaller trick and that made me feel good smaller trick is this the most impressive have you ever done a bike trick before this jeff is this your first trick 46 years old man but doing bike tricks my whole life well okay i just i felt like i don't know i'll be honest with you andrew i think i peaked somewhere around 13 so i think it's all been downhill from then but i used to do a lot of i used to do a lot of bmxing

and skating when i was younger for sure and and i'd like it i'd like to to point out that when we watch this trick when we finally get to it, I am not driving. This is not a trick bike. This is like a Cadillac. It's a big, smooth, heavy, beautiful, just put your hands back behind your bed and ride smooth kind of bike. So it doesn't have a lot of maneuverability.

I'll preface it by saying that. Okay, is everyone ready? Yes, please show me this trick. Here we go! Playing the bike stunt! Here we go! How long is this? Okay, so we're in... Wait! Okay, wait.

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what in real life yeah in real life you get everything there you're feeling the camera um did it live up to your let me just say before he gets to say that i'll say that he had the benefit of seeing that trick oh i don't know 10 or 15 times because we got to do it he had a front row seat over and over and over again from every angle you can imagine i don't i first want to say a great trick jeff good job i'm happy that you landed it i don't understand how you could do that 15 to 20 times. I don't... You went up and over a thing, and then you

just, through the momentum of going down, went over a little... You got a little bit of air. I... Well, I went... I climbed... I went up a bank about, you know, six feet in the air, and then I went down it past a bridge into a culvert at this point. That's another three feet down. And then I went down it past a bridge into a culvert at this

point. That's another three feet down. And then I went up the other side, did a sweet fucking jump and then landed and wrote it off. Smooth as can be. I just, I don't understand what the failed attempts would look like. I feel like that's what it should be. There were no failed attempts on that day. Okay. When I first

saw the trick, I feel like I just fully didn't know what I was expecting I was expecting him to just basically Just do a bunny hop over something So the fact that it extended all this Like the fact that he covered so much distance Was a shock to me And when he did it I was like

Huh alright Because it wasn't like it was a let down I just fully didn't know what I was going to see And I assumed it would actually be smaller than what it was So do you think that if it was less distance you'd be less oppressed? Is the stretching of the thing the distance covered? I was really hoping we would be slow-moing maybe like an inch and a half of air as Jeff like pops some sort of water system. I don't know but the fact that it

was quite long and he actually did get quite good air it made it less funny so that's why um that's why i did the punch-ins and the jet sound effects i i mean that added a lot to it i will say one of the i think to me the subtle funny thing of that video is the end when jeff is riding in slowly and then it goes to slow motion i couldn't tell when the slow motion started. He was going at such a slow speed for that cut in. Yeah, that was unfortunate because of the timing of the music. I wanted it to kick into slow-mo when that music kicks in, but I had to extend the run-up just by slowing it down.

So he's at quarter speed coming up to that. I see. So that's on your end. I thought that was just Jeff's natural speed. He was booking it up to that bit. I that's on your end that wasn't i thought that was just jeff's natural speed he was booking it up to that bit i was going pretty fucking fast yeah and uh and i'd like to point out too uh that the point of this trick was never to go and find a cool trick and do it's that i ride my bike through that ditch every fucking day or probably five or six days a week and you just like you ride over the same spots over and over again you want to do you want to just like you get bored so i was like i bet i could ride up over and over again. You want to do you want to just like you get bored.

So I was like, I bet I could ride up there. And then but then I did get stuck in this culvert. And then you're like, oh, can I jump away out of the culvert? And you're like, oh, I guess I could. You tried a few times slowly and you fall. And I showed Gavin how I wiped out on the on the on the wall that I rode. Kind of explain to him how how that wipeout went and which was a fucking terrible and terrifying wipeout. Let me tell you. that wipeout went and which was a fucking terrible and terrifying wipeout let me tell you and uh but it's it was more of just like you just like like driving my bike by that every day and

just having it like itch at you it's actually be like i want to do something more fun here than just go down this path and then i came up with this awesome fucking badass trick and then i did it and then i did it a billion times for gavin and that wasn't even the best air i got the best air i got was huge but we decided to redo it for some reason wait was the best air I got. The best air I got was huge, but we decided to redo it for some reason. Wait, why? Was the best air on like when I was filming the first bit? I think it was the time before that one. Yeah, you're probably a little bit far away.

Yeah. I wanted to get you nice and big in frame. I, I, that's, I mean, that was a trick for sure. I don't know what. I feel like you're let down, Andrew. It's not that I'm let down. It was a great, I don't know. let down, Andrew. It's not that I'm let down. It was a great... I don't know. You know, like...

My favorite part is that the bike, clearly not at all designed. It lands, and it almost snaps in half, and the kickstand comes down and bashes the ground. The chain goes flying. In every slow-mo shot we have, you can see some in some of the other ones, the chain is like 80% on the ground.

It somehow puts itself back together. I think I'm'm it's not that i'm underwhelmed i think i'm whelmed it was what i was expecting you're well it's a little whelming bike trick jeff it was a whelming it was a solid uh it was it's very much that they were who we thought they were moment like it is what i thought it was and uh it was good the edit i mean great video great bike trick jeff i'm what i want is the continuation of this because you said you go through that all the time and you're expanding is there more for you to do is there more ground to cover i doubt 100 100 okay yeah there's there's a lot there's more opportunity there so like a year from now we might get multiple zigzags.

You might be zigging up and down. This could be an expanded trick. This is just like the trial run. It's entirely possible for sure. But you can't force it. You gotta let inspiration strike. I feel like it was somehow simultaneously more and less of a trick

than you thought it would be at the same time, Andrew. It is. There's more to it. I think it's the bike is the thing, too, I need to consider. As you said, not designed to do that. It almost explodes on impact, which is very funny. If I was on a tiny little

trick bike, yeah. At first, I thought I got about four feet higher on the jump. It would have been way easier to get up and to go over that drainage ditch. My bike does not turn that fast, and you can't really see it, but the angle I got to come out of that tunnel and then make the hard cut, it's very difficult on that bike.

Now, does the pedal assist help with the speed? How much is that influencing your height? I would say the pedal assist provides most of the help at the beginning to get through the tunnel and up that ramp and then it's just gravity and pedal and me wait after that how far down the tunnel are you oh i'm very far yeah that's okay see that's a whole layer i didn't realize that's not shown i just assumed you're waiting and then you pop out came out like a bullet i came out of that tunnel very he's on a pedal assist bike gavin i don't know what that means as far as distance goes he doesn't have i came out of the book i came out of tunnel hauling ass it's remember it's slowed down to like a quarter speed or something okay

that was a great trick five percent speed i think what you're missing and hopefully gavin will understand is when you stand in this space and you see the totality of it, you see like when you're in the ditch and you see how tall and big everything is around you, then you understand the scale of what's going on, which is a totally different thing. I, you know, I agree. Honestly, it's warming up to me over time. I think I needed time to process the trick, really understand the specifics of it. I'm not a big bike guy. just hearing the extent bringing up great details of the pedal and knowing the speeds you've sold me on this that is that's a great trick and i'm very excited about the extension of this going forward like a year from now attempt it yourself on the same bike

that jeff's on like that type of bike yeah i've never ridden that type of i don't know i don't know what that'd be like so it's hard for me what yeah i think i would because i if i eat shit i eat shit i don't that's well i also if you guys are interested i have a bmx in storage i can pull out and pump the tires up and then we can just we can just start getting tricky i want to okay i want to know what getting tricky means to you i'm very excited about this i'd love for you to get tricky, Jeff. We can just start making that a focus of things. It's not like I don't have 46 years of daily bike riding behind me. I may not be in the weeds.

I may not be at the 9th Street Trails in Austin hitting fucking tabletops and stuff at this age, but I still have the cumulative experience of all of my bicycle knowledge and all the dumb shit I've done in the past. I'm all about... Listen, you put a camera in front of me and i'm on a bike i'll i'll do some shit could you do could you get air and then like spin the handlebars that's the thing they do right

that's a bike never tried that in my life yet okay but i would what so are we so you get on the trick bike are you trying to reclaim former glory, or are we like, we're going into uncharted territory? We're trying some tricks. I don't have any former glory. There's no former glory to attain. It's more of like, is it fun, and is it footage? And so far, in my experience, the answer to both questions was yes.

Gavin and I actually, because we were in that ditch for i don't know 11 hours maybe it was it was a lot of effort yeah is that we were joking about how much effort it was for how little reward yeah probably but also how much fucking fun that amount of effort for that production was and like we both were like i wish we could do this more often i wish we could come up with other dumb things to film and put this much effort into it for such a stupid thing well i think you have really into the idea of all these little side bits that we do especially now we have a youtube channel is that where we're gonna put this stuff i think we should yeah no i think i think youtube i think you go on instagram as well,

but I think this is definitely... I could make you a square version for Instagram if you want. That'd be great, yeah. We could put that up on the socials, and then we'll put the full video, in all its glory, up on YouTube. I want to know what Eric thought of it. Eric and Nick, if they had anything. Yeah, please weigh in. That was not the type of bike that I was anticipating you riding and doing a trick on.

When the kickstand hits the ground and then comes back up, I thought the rest of the bike was going to explode. I was like, I was worried for you landing on that front tire so hard. Like, yeah, I know you would have told us like, yeah. And then I just went like, you know, over the front and ate shit. Like if that's what happened but like man the way your front tire hit I was like oh that's the opposite of tricks

that was the least clean run we did and it was the only one where I tried to tabletop it a bit in the air and I ended up landing further on the front tire than the back and two things one probably one of the less tire in the back uh and uh two things one uh probably one of the less impressive of the jumps because of that uh which is also why i think we should use it

because it uh it was goofy also hurt hurt yeah a lot yeah no it looks like you see like all of the compression through the bike like first the front tire is like a pretty square on landing the the back tire if you watch it it gets totally bent to like the left and then your wrist is like the next thing to receive the impact let your sunglasses drop down it's like you can see the shockwave traveling all through the bike into the top of your head it's great yeah i felt it from my right wrist up to my elbow for at least 24 hours we did different angles of the jump like this there's like a closer up angle but it was a much cleaner landing and it wasn't nearly as funny as that other wide shot so i just

left on that i i will say that uh besides like the jump my favorite part of the video is you, I guess, like, sliding in at the end, and just how long that goes on for. A very long time. A very long time that you are sliding in. The f*** face music is like 30 seconds. It's long. It's a long ending, right? I want to watch it six more times that's the problem i want to see

every the people listening to this get the joy of analyzing it i want to see jeff's face on impact i mean i could give you an analysis an analyst analysis pass if you want a second viewing i'll also say too my favorite part of the video is something that no one has pointed out yet gavin noticed it immediately uh but nobody else has pointed out yet Gavin noticed it immediately but nobody else has pointed out I think the low key best part of the video what is your favorite part let's see if you notice it on another pass oh we doing a

second pass I'd love to do a second pass it takes like 20 minutes to get to the yeah I don't know that we have to I just was wearing a it was just a shirt I was wearing okay let's do this if it just immediately works I'm all about it was wearing. Okay, let's do this. If it just immediately works, I'm all about it. Okay, this is great. So let's reevaluate the second thing.

So you're far down the tunnel. I appreciate there's no showing how far the tunnel goes, so we're just going to have to assume that you're far down. Well, I mean, in an analysis point of view, this is actually in slow motion at the beginning. It only records for five seconds, so Jeff is like here. It's just in slow-mo, And I speed up and he shoots out Alright, you ready? Analysis pass

Okay Really long tunnel The frame Look at Jeff's positioning The back, the legs Perfect landing It's the audio commentary Through the air

Jeff looks surprised And a little bit fearful clips. A few leaves. I'm just, I was looking at the bike last time. I'm purely looking at Jeff this time. Impact immediate in the hands of immediate the face. Where did you get that shirt? Oh,

I got a fucking awesome shirt is what I got. Yeah. Where did you get that? Where can we get that? I bought it on eBay. No way. Really? Yeah.

I bought, there's a whole, there's, I got more than that. There are multiple Don Zimmer shirts available to buy. That just happens to be the one I was wearing that day. Awesome. I know if we could figure out a way to license that shirt,

I would love to make a face version. I mean, would it just be a case of contacting that photographer probably probably contacting that photographer it's fucking like ml we should sell that i mean i'm sure the i bought it on ebay dude i'm sure it's not an official shirt but we should officially sell that shirt it's fucking awesome dude i look good i like young i like fit i like healthy i got a tan watch the back tire here i'm landing that was no that's the first thing i watched it lands on like the the skewed bit like bounces and wiggles god damn it hurt i really thought the chain popped off the first time i watched it it uh it does it just pops itself back on every time god damn dude

and that was legit maybe the 14th attempt. I think it was the 8th. Our 8th. I was running on empty by the end. Yeah. After that one, you were all hunched over to the side. In my head, I was like, he's going to eat shit on the next one. I really shouldn't make him do it again. Although eating shit would have looked amazing at that frame rate.

I got to say, I felt like there was no way for this trick to live up to the hype just because of the unfortunate way that we recorded this summer and we just had to keep pushing it off. But that being said, I think we did about as good a job with it as possible. It was a surprise because in my head, this was going one of two ways.

So it's either gonna be way, way more impressive than I could have imagined. Or like Gavin said, you're going to get an inch of air off this little jump. And it would have been funny in a completely different way. You landed perfectly in the middle. It's a good trick. Not the greatest thing I've ever seen. Impact fantastic.

What is the best bike trick you've ever done, Gavin? Um, I'm not sure I've ever done a bike trick. Oh, I used to do that thing. Was it ghosty? I don't know what that is. I have no idea. You start riding your bike down a hill, and then you jump off, and it keeps going,

and then you run and try and catch up with it and get back on it before it crashes into a parked car. That's an awesome trick I've never seen before, and you've got to do. How do I film? Find me a hill. Okay, and you'll teach me how to use the Phantom? Yeah. film find me a hill okay and you'll teach me how to use the Phantom yeah I feel like this is a great

little window into it's like a new Avenue of little shitty high effort side content yeah yeah it's like face originals is that what we called it and also it was it was nice to as we're walking

out there we're just talking about face we talked about some different walking out there we were just talking about F*** face we were talking about some Different aspects of the show We were talking about how It's kind of sad that we can't easily record with Andrew In person but we were also talking about How much fun it is Andrew just to imagine you

And probably the Like our own imagination of you Is way better than the real you Potentially Wow I don't know how to react to that. Well, the thing is, I've met you twice. And it's been fine. One of the times you didn't talk to me or stand up because you were stuck in a chair.

And the other time, I assume it was the first time we met and it was very brief. So all of my best experiences with you have been just your voice and imagining you in person. That's true. We've definitely spent more time in that space. But I mean, that's for all you guys. This is the distance. But who knows? You might be a blast in person.

I don't know what that means. I don't either. The fact that I don't... Okay, well, if you don't, I was going to say, I don't know if that means I'm not. I don't know what you mean by that. I just haven't spent that much time with you.

Okay. You guys are in constant communication yeah we spend time together constantly i mean in real life you don't spend any time with me in real life what do you imagine is going on like what what levels of fun what is what are you missing in the physical experience what are you hoping for i don't know i just feel like the little snippets of your life that we hear about or see in picture form okay you want to be in my kitchen at 1 a.m with a kettle stuck on a ramen bowl is what you're saying i think that is i think what he's saying is in and

if i'm hearkening back to the conversation we had the imagining you going through these situations is probably more fun than seeing it in person, but it would still be fun to see in person. Yeah. I just, it's, it's going back to like how the audience still thought you sat in the dark. It's like,

it's the imagination of you. That's so intriguing. Yeah. But it's not like we, I mean, like I could be, if I let, we should do this for an episode one day.

I'm not gonna do it right now. I don't have the energy, but if I, I could probably walk out of my house right now get in my car and drive to gavin's house and be there in less than seven minutes but not but we don't ever ever ever ever do that like we never spend time together in person yeah i mean there's a there's been a good excuse we we have spent a lot of the last decade i mean we lived together for several years yeah but i yeah yeah i guess that's true okay i guess i'm discounting all the time that we lived together i was reminded of some of a situation the other day it might have been in your drinking days i'm

not sure if you remember it it probably was it was in the morning uh i just woke up it was probably like a saturday i assume you'd been up for a bit. It was probably like 8.30. And I walk out into the main living room. And I think you're playing some video game. And you were like, the couch layout, you were like sat slightly in front, like where you were on the TV. And I just sat on like the corner of the couch in the back. And I was like, oh, and you made some sort of noise

as if to acknowledge me. And I think Poppins was there too like it was that long ago and then i was watching you play for a bit and you were and then i said something about the game you were playing i was like what does it mean when you do that and you went and you didn't know i was there and it turns out the acknowledgement noise you'd either been like saying something to the dog or you just made like a grunt or something that was completely irrelevant to me.

You had no idea that I'd come out of my room and sat behind you. And we scared the shit out of each other. And that was like some of the joyous moments of us living together. Do you remember that at all? No, I don't remember that at all. If it was Poppins though, I remember the house.

We spent thousands of days together It's true what I'm with Andrew I'm at two and so much of it was Focused on making content together to like so much of it was us building shit in Minecraft or whatever for the other job Yeah, it was usually like at least a few hours every Saturday and Sunday. We'd be in Minecraft I just I remembered there's another time we spent together gavin and you made fun of you laughed at me so i don't feel like you're missing out on the experience we went to no it's not what you said you laughed at my actions we went to an arcade it was you caleb and i went to pinballs

one time oh and we were rotating out i don't know if you'll remember this we're rotating out on a time crisis machine and i held the gun like you're supposed to hold a gun and you caleb just laughed at me that was the read that so that's that's an experience you had but i also wasn't a fun time i remember i found there's like a what do you call like the quarter machine like the coin is it a coin pusher where like the thing goes in and out and you drop coins into it and you're trying to get it's usually like tokens and yeah i didn't have i like i just had a twenty dollar bill on me and i was like i'll just put 20 into this and that got me like 10 000 coins so i spent the entire time just sat at this wizard of oz machine while you guys went around and had fun and did stuff but i was

gonna get all the cards andrew honest question what are the chances that i wasn't there uh you were 100 there absolutely i don't i have absolutely no memory of it we picked you up and then we drove the pinballs and then jack showed up later who did you actually pick up it was you or is this during your drinking days gavin this is what we're gonna find out this this is what we're gonna find out this entire time andrew thought gavin was dan Grishy or Ben King. Do you know some other British guy? We know I do.

I didn't go. I was, I was never a pinballs with you. You a hundred percent. We're at pinballs with me. We need to get a fuck. We need to ask. I was gonna say we Caleb,

but he died years ago. What about, we could ask a minor league fan, Jack, but we already did that bit. I could, I could try to call Caleb. I don't know if that works.

I haven't talked to Caleb in a long time. I'm like 99% sure I've never been to pinballs with you. You are 100%. Should we put money on it? Should we wait? Is this a wager? I would put anything on it. Surely I'd have pictures of that.

No, we didn't. Like, as I said, I spent... I understand why you'd not think i was there because i was married to a wizard of oz machine for like 80 of our experience i like i like pinballs because uh nobody goes there to play pinball no i went to the pinball machine and it was fun there's a bunch there's a great but you're right pinball pinball's great i really like pinball it's like the best thing to go do but you like owning a machine is a nightmare from what i understand like it's one of the worst investments you can have just because of the

constant maintenance especially the old ones can't get a lot of pots hey remind me before we end this podcast i want to take a point of personal privilege to do a clarification on some condiment stuff, but not in a bad way. Oh, what was the reaction to your participation in the condiment segment? Well, so I'll let me just say if you want to get into it now,

if we're done with the pinball saga, I still think I'm about some sort of bet. I agree. Well, let's see. I just I would love to know who you pick. I'm going to call Caleb right now. Yeah, please call Caleb right now. And I guess I should figure out. No, I'm about... Some sort of bet. I agree. Well, let's see. I would love to know who you picked up. Okay, I'm going to call Caleb right now.

Yeah, please call Caleb right now. And I guess I should... Caleb is... If you're listening to this podcast and you don't know who the fuck Caleb is, why would you? Can you hear me?

I can hear you. Okay. Do you remember... Caleb. Caleb, you got to let him know. You're on a podcast. Caleb, you're on... I already...

I told him that already. He knows he's on. No, you didn't hear it because I missed... It doesn't matter. Caleb, do you remember when we went to pinballs? To pinballs? Yes, the first time I went to Austin and I stayed with you, we went to pinballs. You took me to pinballs. I mean, it sounds about right. I honestly don't have a

recollection of it, though. That's unfortunate for me. You took me to pinballs and we picked up Gavin and we all went to pinballs Gavin says it never happened it definitely happened definitely happened you do not sound confident I'm confident because I know I've gone to pinballs with you

and I know I've gone to pinballs with Gavin and so chances are that you were both there but I don't remember if you both were there okay that's not a that's not confirmation he's's like, hold on. His kid's talking. He's like, hold on, sweetie.

Daddy's lying real fast. I'd first like to point out how much Andrew nailed having someone on speakerphone come through Discord. It's not hard. It's not hard. I don't know how Jeff balls it up with Jack. You point the thing at the mic. That's what I did.

So, sorry. Condiments. You want to talk about condiments i was i missed i don't think i don't think that was a i don't think coley caleb has proved anything no it didn't it confirms that he's with the pinballs it reminded me that caleb is content cancer he's good for that oh no he's not i'm kidding i'm kidding i'm kidding we made a video with caleb that i think is great yeah he's a little he's a little screen looker Andrew name anything else that

happened at pinballs that would trigger my memory like a conversation we had okay so what is that that game we also did the thing where you the lift goes up and you got to get the key through the hole to win the prize it's at the front at that time was at the front of the arcade I did that and you watched everybody watched and then the guy there's somebody who recognized you

guys and he ran over and yelled at me was like no don't do it it's not ready yet like that machine will not give you anything do not put money into that you know what i 100 remember that i was playing i was the end of the key you, I believe, at the thing to try to give me a point of reference of where I was before. Yeah. And I didn't get close. They only go through the slot every, like, thousand attempts or something. Yeah. And he was like, it's nowhere close to being at that thousandth attempt.

It was like I was about to die or something or, like, step on a landmine. And the guy was like, no, don't stop. Just stop. See, in my head, that was Jack that was saying it's not ready. No. Well, Jack was there, too. He came in in in the middle but it was we picked you up and we dropped you you are you're absolutely right i why would i make that up what a weird it was me i have that memory but you're not there that's so messed. I wonder who I replaced you with.

Jack, apparently. Yeah, you... Yeah, but it wasn't Jack playing in my... You copied and pasted Jack over Andrew's face in your memory. Man, what if... We've hung out more than I remember. I mean, not a lot. Like, it's gone from two times to three times.

But yeah, that is a time... Dude, that's a 50% increase. Yeah. That is true. I'm excited for the next time we hang out. I like... Yeah, we need to figure... gone from two times to three times but yeah that is that dude that's a 50 increase yeah that is true i'm excited for the next time we hang out i like yeah we need to figure i feel like there's gonna be a lot of pressure though not only oh shit not only oh my god caleb has a fucking picture of it and he put it up with a date april 17th 2015 there's gavin free and andrew and next standing next to each other playing time crisis and you both look by the way you both look very unhappy it was i i think it was the first no i guess the second night i don't know i don't remember i'll be honest andrew i had no

idea that there was a picture of us together it It existed. I didn't know that either. I had no idea. I had no idea. Holy shit. Damn. What I think is fascinating is that what I remember about that experience, you've disregarded. And the thing that I had to dig up and try to refine in my brain was like, that was the moment for you.

So now, what were the terms when Gavin Lott, You have to eat the dead wasps now, right? Is that what we said? That has blown my mind. Andrew, there's a picture of us together. Yeah. Well, I mean, yeah. It exists. I don't know what to say.

This is not at all extraordinary to me. This is just the memory I have. You know, your nose does look sturdy. I'll give you that. It's a very sturdy nose. God, our friend Caleb delivers again. I always say that guy's content's old.

Yep. That's what you always say. Oh, man. Wow. Phenomenal. I feel like such a knob now. Andrew, I'm sorry. I'm sorry I forgot you were there. Hey, no, that's fine. It was uneventful. As I said, my memory is you guys laughing at me. It's okay. It's fine that you've erased it.

So you were holding the gun like a firearm? That's most of my memory of you guys. I was. Were you doing like trigger discipline? Well, that's the thing. I don't... I've never really watched anyone else play light gun games. I assume they hold the gun like you're supposed to hold a gun and you guys thought I was taking it way too seriously, I guess. I just thought I was playing the game.

It's not my fault you're lazy at gun games. Wow. Caleb impressed me a lot with that. What a fun little episode. What a great little gift this, what a great little gift this turned out to be. I want to know about the condiments, because I feel like we keep like, right, and then pulling away.

Yeah, so I should preface by saying, uh, I listened to that episode as I heard my girlfriend listening to it as well, and, uh, after she listened to that episode, uh, she had a goddamn intervention with me

about whether I'm depressed and miserable or not in life. And I had to share. I'm in a lovely place right now. But I will admit that I sound particularly down in that episode. And I'd like to say

that part of it, I think, and I don't know if you guys have listened to the most recent episode with the condiment fight. I remember it. There's somewhere between, and I don't want if you guys have listened to the most recent episode with the condiment fight. I remember it. There's somewhere between and I don't want to aggrandize, but I think there's legitimately somewhere between five and 20 minutes of me yelling at you guys that Nick very rightly cut out. I think it's a masterpiece by Nick's part for how that episode turned out compared to what it was like recording it. There's a lot of me articulating the finer

points of my argument that got cut, which is totally fine. I think Nick did the best possible job of cutting that episode together. But it goes from me ramping up, and then suddenly I'm very defeated. And you miss the part where I explode

over and over again and get tired and so I feel very I look very defeated at the end of it and I guess I was not to mention the fact that it also happened like right around the time that like my uncle died and I had to go out of town and I was doing a lot of traveling and juggling and everything

in my house was on fire and I was just like kind of particularly beat down and then I went on vacation and I feel fucking great right now so I had to I had to sway Emily's fears I was worried that that one couldn't come out because it was it like none of this is funny if the anger is real in my opinion and it was it was getting real Nick cleaned up some of the more real stuff and I actually sent him a message afterwards i was like wow you completely saved that episode i don't know how you did it that must have been like surgery but because of uh because of a lot of it being cut including a lot of like my the

point of my arguments and the meat of my arguments there are two there are two little inconsistencies that have that i've seen pop up over and over again in by comment leavers that i would just like to clarify point of post but take a point of personal privilege to clarify. One, people seem to be, I guess by the way I wrote my initial recipe or the way it was written or read, people seem to get the impression that the tater tots were a part of the recipe. They never were. The tater tots were, we were designing the ultimate condiment for tater tots. It was a tot dipper or a tot sauce.

And so people keep saying like like approaching it like I was saying part of my recipe is to create tater tots. It wasn't. You got to take that out of the out of the like the tater tots are there in Gavin's meal. They're there in Andrew's meal as well. So you can't you can't hit me for cooking tater tots. That's that's just ludicrous. can't hit me for cooking tater tots that's that that's just ludicrous i mean it comes down in general to the fact that the whole thing started from french which is fresh dressing and ranch and we and the conversation was which condiments would you mix together to make the ultimate

condiment and we just didn't tell you that that was the origin of it we just left that out that's the other part of the conversation it was just it was just omitted because we were all in on it to begin with i think that that's the other thing that gets dropped and the other point I wanted to make is I had no access to this French conversation. I had no breaking bad context.

It literally started for me when Andrew said, could you design the ultimate condiment? And I said, so I just have to build a condiment and you go, whatever you want, make a condiment.

So I didn't understand the context or the history behind it. I was just have to build a condiment? And you go, whatever you want, make a condiment. So I didn't understand the context or the history behind it. I was just trying to make a condiment. The only rules I was given were make the ultimate condiment for tater tots. And in my head, as soon as I heard tater tots, I thought ketchup or cheese. That ketchup seemed like too easy, an easy route to go. So I went with cheese, and I went down the cheese route. But I just want to make those two points of clarification. Stop telling me that I misunderstood the French argument, because I never heard the cheese route. But I just want to make those two points of clarification. You stop telling me that I misunderstood the French argument

because I never heard the French argument. And then... Everyone else kind of did the same thing, though. I think you went way out on left field. I do like that you're too clarification. No, this is not heated at all. And anyway. The thing that you're saying is about to get me heated and unfair.

I was trying to be very magnanimous about it. I was just trying to clear up these two little points of conversation. The only information I was given is design the ultimate condiment. That's totally true. I didn't have the same information y'all did. You did not have the French context. I assume Nick probably had a little bit more of that French context than I did. No.

He did not. The context than I did. No, he did not. The same as you did. The thing is, when I say that it's not fun if the anger is real, I feel like I should also clarify, when we do get annoyed at stuff in the episode or when stuff is frustrating in our lives, it is real anger. It is like we're not just pretending. But it's when the anger ends with,

man, do I even want to make this podcast anymore that's what i feel like it's it's gone too far so it's not like we're pretending all the rest of the time it's just like you don't want it to be you don't have a detrimental effect on the people in it for sure for sure sure yeah absolutely that wasn't even for me a thing of anger i was just more confused by everything that was happening. I didn't understand what was going on or why no nobody was more confused than me from the constant gaslighting and No gaslighting confusing like Like no, no, okay. No, no, I'm not doing a bit

But if you want to get into it like you literally are telling me see I think you've designed a lovely condiment But what we're asking for is a sauce and then later on you tell you tell me this is a sauce, not a condiment. There was a lot of confusing conversation going around left and right there. So, look, I don't want to get upset again. All I wanted to say is that all I wanted to say is that I don't think it's fair for

people to complain that tater tots are a part of my recipe because they were a part of everybody's recipe. And nobody told me about the French conversation. They just said, make were a part of everybody's recipe. For sure. And nobody told me about the French conversation. They just said, make a condiment. That's all.

That's fair. And so I made a condiment. I made a condiment for tater tots because that's what I was asked to do. Well, even though that bit didn't go the way

that we'd originally planned, would you be offended, Jeff, if in future I do make your tater tot condiment and eat it on a show? Would I be offended? Well, like, is it going to bring up, you know, is it going to bring up the past?

Because I actually genuinely want to eat that. Yeah, it sounds like there was never in question of is it good? What you made sounds delicious. Is it, uh, is it, if you do it, no. If Andrew does it, probably. If I'm just being honest, because I know how you would treat it and handle it i'm just being honest because i know how you would treat it and handle it and deal with it and i know how he would and you would be respectful and he

would be funny okay now i don't know how to process that because i wouldn't you process it however you however you feel it's not meant to be an insult i just i just think i i know both of your sense of humors i know how you handle situations and I think that I would, I think Gavin would be a little, uh, Gavin knows me better

than just about anybody and I think that he would handle it in a way that would keep me from blowing my top. Maybe it would be, maybe it should be the first thing we do

in person. Ooh. A cooking, like a cooking segment? No, just like, they're in the middle of the table.

Oh, okay. Yeah, once again, i don't want to get into a whole i don't want to get into a sauce versus condiment versus dipping sauce versus not whether i was taking it too far or whatever all i'm saying that was never what i didn't i didn't know about the french conversation i didn't understand the breaking bad of it it was never communicated to to me. And it's weird that people would say my dip and sauce or my condiment was too complicated because you have to make tater tots, because that was a part of it for everybody. I just want to be judged on the same merits as everyone else. I like that Jeff's two clarifications were the audience is wrong for assuming this. And also you guys are wrong. And it was edited out why I was so right.

Those are your two clarifications. No, my clarification is the audience seems to, has misconstrued that tater tots were a part of my ingredient, were a part of the process and they're not. And two, that I wasn't a part

of the French conversation. Those are my only two points of clarity and I don't think either of those pushes that on the audience in any way. I'm just cleaning up a miscommunication. I even gave the audience the benefit of the doubt. And I said, I can understand how they would draw those conclusions because of Nick's amazing job of editing it.

But he edited out the vast majority of that conversation. And once again, rightly so. So I just wanted to clear up those two little things. It's not an attack on the audience or it's not an attack on either of you. I feel like I was polite and respectful to everyone involved. What I've learned from this experience is I would put, and I didn't know this, I would now put definitions of sauce in the same category of people being like, I don't want to talk politics.

It's going to get heated. Don't talk about sauce definitions. It's I tweeted because I made a Venn diagram because I went in because I was trying to, I wanted to find common ground within the episode and it just, we didn't, it didn't work. But people are like, I don't consider olive oil a sauce. And I'm like, well, then what is it? Like, what would you consider? What is olive oil?

That's interesting. Like, is an oil... What is oil? I think it's so clearly a sauce. Is it a base? Well, let me read. Everydayhealth.com. Well, it's gonna... Because I'm curious now, too.

Olive oil is a liquid fat. Well, you don't... No one's like, you want some fat on your salad. Like, what do you mean? I'm just saying, what's the definition of it is on Wikipedia. It says olive oil is a liquid fat.

We should, Andrew, you should try and make the highest calorie salad possible. Why? Okay, it's listed as a cooking oil. Culinarily, it's listed as a staple cooking oil. But you often do pour it on...

It's also used, extra virgin olive oil is mostly used as a salad dressing or an ingredient in salad dressings. But it can be dipped in, like a bit of oil and vinegar with a bit of Italian bread. It's fantastic.

I had that last night. I had that last night, actually. Damn. Yeah. Eric's gonna blow his top. How long have we been going for? I'm in another meeting. People are talking to me while I have to listen to this. I'm gonna blow his top. How long have we been going for? I'm in another meeting. People are talking to me while I have to listen to this.

I'm fucking losing my mind. Are you in one ear and then the meeting's in the other ear? Yeah. Yeah, hey, what's up, guys? I'm still in the F*** Face recording, but now they can hear me. Thank you so much for listening to this episode of F*** Face. If you guys want to follow us at F*** Face Pod on Instagram and on Twitter, check us out on YouTube.

Just check out any of the new content that we have on our YouTube channel. It's a lot of fun. Another place for you to consume the content. And we'll see you next time where apparently we're going to argue about tater tots again for a month straight. This is ridiculous. Is he delivering the outro into his beating right now? Yes.

I like that this guy is complaining about our content while trying to shut down content. Oh my god. Andrew's face just exploded by the sound of it. What happened? I'm trying to... Because Eric is ending the show.

It's like, I want to see what's happening with the fire extinguisher bag. I just cracked it open. Oh my god. He just does stuff without any warning. What are you reacting to? Does it smell? Can you breathe?

Oh god. The velociraptor. I'm getting drenched in poison now. I'm poisoned. End the show. It's bookended with poison. End the show. Well, tune in next week when Nick and Eric and I will still be alive.

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