F**kface - Mall Talkers

Episode Date: December 28, 2025

Mall Walkers was already taken but Eric and Geoff have a stroll around Barton Creek mall, having a look at the pre-Christmas festivities and talk mall. Maybe we'll explore more malls, maybe we'll get ...more people. This is Mall Talkers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 You know. Where would you like? Where you had it was fine. But you said it was pointed at my chest. It was pointing at your chest. You seem to have a problem with that. No, I was just telling you where it was. That's low.
Starting point is 00:00:12 I know it's low. Oh, okay. I don't have a button up to hang mine off over here. Oh, you blew it. I don't think I did, I think. Aren't you worried about it rubbing? It's like this? Like, what if you have good audio and I have bad audio?
Starting point is 00:00:25 You probably have bad audio. I should flip it around. If you want to. I do. Okay. I don't care. it shows okay i mean that's up to you i'm most concerned about the quality i'm not for this for what we make fuck no first question uh-huh do you pay attention to where you enter a mall if you have a mall entrance yeah this is yeah this is it why do you pick this
Starting point is 00:00:54 entrance because this is the easiest one for uh for parking it's the closest to the to the entrance This is like, this is like, there, this, this is it. Because there's, I've done it on like the other side. I've parked on the other side of this mall. And it's not better. And it's not easier. No. This is, to me, you're also starting at one end.
Starting point is 00:01:14 You're not in the middle. You're starting at one end of the mall. I completely agree. I also prefer, and I don't know why this is, I prefer to enter a mall upstairs. Like we have entered on the second floor. My mall growing up didn't have floors. Oh.
Starting point is 00:01:29 Like, there was only one mall in San Diego that had, like, a multi-layer, and it was the rich person mall. And so this is the, now every mall here is like two-layer and all this stuff. And that was really, until I moved to, like, Orange County, I'd never, like, really dealt with that. Dude, when you go to a big city, like, Chicago or L.A. And their malls are, like, six stories. It's fucking. Have you been to Costa Mesa? Have you been to that mall?
Starting point is 00:01:53 I don't think so. No. South Coast Plaza or whatever. It's like, it's like three floors or something. and then you cross a bridge and you go to the other one that's like four. It's just, it's huge. It's massive.
Starting point is 00:02:05 I'll tell you one thing that I appreciate about this mall. By the way, this is Jeff and Eric. We are at Barton Creek Mall, which is the good mall, Barton Creek Square. Yep. It's a Simon Mall, whatever the fuck that means.
Starting point is 00:02:15 We go to the directory. We entered by the Great American Cookie Coe, which has been here the entire time I've been in Austin. This is one of the few stalwart tent poles foundational stores in the mall that is, I don't know that it's always been the Great American Cookies Co, but it's always been
Starting point is 00:02:33 a cookie store. Right there. Yep. That's new. The claw. These claw machine places are everywhere now. So I think Meg was really excited about this place. I walked by it and it wasn't open yet, but they had to sign up and I sent her a picture and she was like fucking jazzed. The outside of it looks like every mall in Las Vegas
Starting point is 00:02:51 where it's the worst art things you've ever seen that are just characters that you recognize, but ugly. It's like, there's Pinocchio. Yeah, but he's fucked up. Is that a space marine or a Moorhammer guy? I'm sure it's for Moorhammer. I'm sure it's for Moorhammer. This is like the only mall that I come to in Austin.
Starting point is 00:03:11 This is the only mall to come to in Austin. North Cross Mall is not really a mall anymore. And it's like an education training center and skating rink. And then really good Asian barbecue restaurant there. Okay. Or fried chicken restaurant there. And then, what's the other one? Lakeline Mall, which is pretty fucking far, Northwest Austin.
Starting point is 00:03:34 It's really up there. It's the sketchy mall. That's the one that everyone tells me that used to be like the mall. It used to be a good mall. Yeah, and now it's not. No, it's not. It's like just a bunch of kiosks and people aggressively trying to get you to buy whatever is in their kiosk. I want to get a drone.
Starting point is 00:03:52 A drone and a little foo. I want to get my eyebrows wax. I want to get lined up. Which way you want to go? I want to go this way first. Let's go left. Okay. Because we're at the ass of the mall, right?
Starting point is 00:04:05 We're at one of the asses of the mall. Our mall's kind of like a, like a caltrip, I think. Uh-huh. This used to be what? No, it's not JC Penny. Sear? Dillard? Is Dillards?
Starting point is 00:04:16 No. Dillards is still here. Macy's is still here. So was this? This is what I wonder about. Like, our mall's doing well. I've talked a lot about how the mall was back. But when a tent pole,
Starting point is 00:04:27 Yeah. Like a JC Penny's or a sears goes away. Yeah, it's exactly what it was. What comes in to fill it? That is two floors of space. Yeah. It's probably one of the three biggest spots in the mall. Why wouldn't you turn that into like a gym?
Starting point is 00:04:42 You know what I mean? That's interesting. To get people here. It's interesting, you know, that malls are having to come up with a lot of different things to try to survive. I don't know if you've seen the malls in the northeast are putting apartments in, like turning, converting, like, floating, like, floor.
Starting point is 00:04:57 into apartments so you have like the third floor is all apartments yeah and then second floor is the van store and great american cookie killer whatever that would be see here's the thing the idea of that i like it like the the idea of living there for a little while that's fun yeah and then it gets to a point where you go i don't want to be here anymore i don't i don't need to eat i don't need to eat the uh the pizza again can i stop and bitch about something here yeah so we're walking through the mall we're close to the food court right uh There's a place here called Twisted Cork that sells beer. Yeah, it's liquor, stuff like that.
Starting point is 00:05:30 I don't think, I don't know if they sell liquor. Oh, no, it is. It's beer and wine. I think it's beer and wine. Yeah. But it annoys the piss out of me. That stuff like this didn't exist when I was drinking. You know how much fun I could have had in a mall that had a little fucking bar where I could sit and slam 80 beers at on a Tuesday afternoon?
Starting point is 00:05:50 They're doing this in the grocery store. You can go to H.E.B. and get a beer. walk around and shop are you fucking serious yeah yeah have you not seen that no i haven't seen that at all yeah you can get a beer it's i'm i'm so far into my uh sobriety my yeah my my my journey as an alcoholic yeah uh that i'm no longer it's not that i miss booze as much anymore i miss i miss the improvements yeah i you know like i no i didn't white claw like a year after i quit drinking I have no idea what it tastes like. I feel like I would have drank those all day long.
Starting point is 00:06:28 Yeah, they're pretty cool for like a summer. Like, and then you go, all right, I've had like enough of like this flavor. Yeah, yeah. But it's like Zima. You already had it. It's true, it's true. I did already have Zima. You already did it.
Starting point is 00:06:40 You know, it's just repackaged and you. It is. It's exciting. Fucking drinking at the grocery store in the mall like. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Also probably better that those things didn't exist because I would, might have sped up my recovery. It's on.
Starting point is 00:06:52 What is Miss A? A lot of this stuff is... Dude, I don't know. We walked by without even noticing Hot Topic. Oh, yeah. Because you don't even see it. No, it's... It is invisible.
Starting point is 00:07:07 Yeah. You walk into that store, what do you think you're going to see? Now it's like, I mean, what do they have on, like, the outside of wicked and shit? And then it's... Yeah, a lot of, like, anime and stuff now. I think it's probably... I wonder how far you have to go to get to, like, a Marilyn Manson T-shirt. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:21 That's not what. what it is anymore. It's totally, yeah, it's just not that. It's interesting to see, this is why I'm partially fascinated by them all. It's just interesting to see how these businesses evolve to survive, right? And which ones do and don't,
Starting point is 00:07:34 like Sears or whatever the fuck was back there. So there's Macy's, so we know that's still here. Dillard is over that way, we know about them. Oh man, is that, yeah, there's Dillard's. Gap, you big Gap guy? No, man. What? When I was growing up in the 90s,
Starting point is 00:07:52 these. Gap was like the antithesis of punk rock and school. Absolutely. Yeah, that was what we rebel. That's what we made fun of is Gap. Absolutely. I get it. A little boxer puppy. Can you just bring your dog to the mall?
Starting point is 00:08:07 No. I don't think so. That wasn't a support anything. No, that was just a dog. It was a dog. It's a big ass boxer. It's a big dog in a mall. It's also Christmas time when we're doing this.
Starting point is 00:08:18 Yes, it is. It's the beginning of December. And you almost wouldn't, know it walking around the mall but uh i don't know it's right after black friday too i mean i know it's like a it's like a tuesday like morning or whatever but dude i'm gonna tell you something yeah because i do think the mall is back and it doesn't look back today i don't think it's indicative of the mall i think it's indicative of the american pocketbook oh yeah definitely i think we're going to be shocked at how little people spent on the holidays early next year are this old is that a dr pepper
Starting point is 00:08:52 And Dr. Pepper Windbreaker and Hollister. Hollister's dipping into like the real late 90s, early 2000 shit that like, so when I see that and I'm like, oh wow, a Stone Cold Steve Austin t-shirt. It's that, and you go, all right, weird, that's crazy. I guess it made its way from urban outbursts to- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's making its way around, yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:13 I feel like they used to sell skateboards. Uh, Paxon's real different from what it used to be. That's all the malls. You were talking about the stuff shifting and changing or whatever, that's all the places here. It's all different. This place simply sells crystals. Well, they have more.
Starting point is 00:09:31 That's just crystals. I'll send my daughter some money. College. See if she wants to go to post. See if she wants anything from Pokemoniacs. That's a lot of Pokemon. Oh, yeah, there's like four different, like, yeah, this Pokemon, which means nothing to me.
Starting point is 00:09:52 Obviously. Store, and then there's a press play store next to it. What is press play? I see it's video games. It's just anime and stuff. But I don't know it's that different from this one. No, this one just is Pokemon. This one has Mario.
Starting point is 00:10:05 So we're looking at a wall, a display wall in the front of the store here. I'm not walking into the store. That has 50... Something like that. Or so. Yeah. Pokemon. Do you know the names of all of them?
Starting point is 00:10:17 No. It's Evie, Joltion, Flerion, Vaporion. I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, half of the Evie things now. I think that one's Pipplup, I don't know. I only know, like, the, like, see. You know the fish one? See, like, these guys, like the, this Squirtle, Charmander, Bulbosaur, Pikachu, that's my shit. Okay.
Starting point is 00:10:37 And then we get to, like, single-tooth fire, like, lizard. It looks like one of Bowser's kids. Yeah, I don't like him. I don't know him. Growlith, know him. Um, yeah, I know, like, the 150, like, the original 150, but, like, I don't, I don't, That one looks like orange candy bar. I don't know what that is.
Starting point is 00:10:56 I don't know a lot of these guys. This is not my... But Gavin would, I think. Interesting. He knows more of this stuff. And you know all this anime. Yeah, you know, Penguin Mario, that's my shit. Hell yeah, Ugly Sonic.
Starting point is 00:11:10 Ugly Sonic's girlfriend. Aren't the sunbleached anime figures, but there's no sun in the mall? That's a good point. Aren't the Mega-64 guys in anime? Uh, I mean, yeah, you know, what you do with the anime, who can say, but like, check out, they got a, they got a tanga sponsorship, you check that out too. You can do whatever you want.
Starting point is 00:11:33 Yeah, this is like not my speed. No. I don't. Like, here's Nordstrom. Oh, Nordstrom, so it must have been, it must have been J.C. Penny. No, no, JC Penny's open. Where? I think it's right around the corner here.
Starting point is 00:11:46 We're going to have to find out. I think we're going to, I think we'll get to it. We came and did a, uh, uh, uh, in ANMA here. We did. You and Gus and I did. Yeah. And then we got, we did it. And then there was a, we met a fan. We drink coffee right down, uh, right down the stairs right over here. And then we met a fan. That's true. And we'll be getting, I'll, at least I'll be getting coffee down there. Oh, yeah. It'll be my third cup today. And it's almost noon. All right. Here's the stuff where we can shop for Nick.
Starting point is 00:12:12 This is the official Cowboys Pro Shot. I love watching Nick during the football season because he's a Dallas Cowboys fan. And then he's not, and then he is, and then he's not, and then he goes, I don't hate this team. Oh, hey, man, they're looking pretty good all season. Can you believe they're like, you know what? I think Dallas won them like a person's trade. It's so, it's so insane. It's, it's crazy. It is crazy. It's, uh, hey, son of the bitch knows what he's doing. Jerry Jones master plan, baby. What the fuck? Oh, man. I don't remember the last time I like went to the Gap and it looks exactly the same.
Starting point is 00:12:58 Oh, yeah. It's like the last time I went to the Gap. I'll tell you when I used to go to the Gap is when Millie was younger. Gap Kids is pretty affordable. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And pretty inoffensive, you know? Yeah. Yeah, it's a place for like your basics or whatever, but I just don't remember the last time I went in and I'm like, I got to get something.
Starting point is 00:13:15 I can't. I don't know that I've ever owned anything for me. Oh. I might have a pair of shorts I got from Costco. Oh, awesome. And their gap. Yeah. That's funny.
Starting point is 00:13:27 Yeah, see, JC Penny is down that way. Oh, or it was. Oh, but it was. I wonder if that. Yeah, Macy's Dillard. Yeah, I think that's it. That must have been it. Yeah, because here's Macy's.
Starting point is 00:13:36 Yeah. Huh. And we're, we've done upstairs now, right? Yeah. Yeah, I guess that's what, I guess it was J.C. Penny. Man, I'm all smaller than I remember. It's got another. like arm to it okay yeah yeah yeah you're right we do that's a good point are you a uh get a snack
Starting point is 00:13:57 and walk around the mall guy i'm i might eat whenever i'm hungry guy so yes and no okay you know like i'm fucking hungry right now so i could eat yeah for sure i haven't eaten anything yet today we should get a burger we should get a burger yeah oh box lunch is where they have Snoopy stuff sometimes. I sometimes box lunch. This place. Oh yeah, they had Snoopy camp and stuff earlier this year. Yeah, they got a, it's where I have that, I have like a little button-up shirt that has Snoopy on it that, uh, I really like from that place. But you have to like order online because it's all, I don't know, it's such a crapshoot on like what you find there. Every store has blind boxes now. Yeah. Oh yeah, yeah. I mean, that's, that's like the thing.
Starting point is 00:14:42 That's crazy. Yeah. But that's like, that's, that's the hot. And stores I've never stepped foot in, buckle, one of them. Yeah. Trade home shoes would be another eyes. These stores look made up. It does look made up. I'd be like the shoes, though. They have my Nike Vermeara's there.
Starting point is 00:15:01 There's J.C. Penny. There's Jayce. So what was the store they closed? It must have been Sears. Because there's Dillards. Yeah, that's the thing. It's like there's no more, there's no other departments force to fill that space with. Montgomery Ward's gone.
Starting point is 00:15:17 Yeah. Montgomery Ward. Sears is gone. What else is? Woolworths is gone. Dude, Montgomery Ward. Like, what do we got left? If I was in Alabama, I could be like, Gafers is gone.
Starting point is 00:15:27 Yeah, man, where's Anchor Blue? We had Mervins and Mervins, California. Mervins. Dude, there's a store called fucking Mervins that we would shop at. Mervins. Mervins. I've never been to Windsor. No.
Starting point is 00:15:40 Which, everything in that store looks identical. Yeah. It's just all the same color. Arapostal. And then. We'll go to... No, thank you. Appreciate the offer, though.
Starting point is 00:15:50 Yeah, I just, I don't need to go in, but just glance as we walk by. Oh, yeah, the foot reflexology. The reflexology, like, foot diagram? Yeah. It looked like pizza. Yeah, it kind of did. It looked like a slice of pizza. Seeing if there's any...
Starting point is 00:16:05 Buttonups. Good place for a... Express men? Yeah, cheap suit and some, like, easy clothes. That used to be forever 21. Now it's gone. And there's nothing there. Yeah, that's totally going on.
Starting point is 00:16:17 Gone, gone. Should we go downstairs? Yeah, I think we have to. I think we're done. Yeah, it's like, gone, gone, gone. Wait, here's Dillard's. So like... Didn't that used to be Old Navy? It might have been. No. But that's... It was Forever 21 up until a couple months ago. I think you're right. It was forever 21.
Starting point is 00:16:35 They just closed it. There is like a two-story old Navy in this mall. Yeah. Oh, that would have been a long time ago. Fan outfits. What are the... These are like made-up fucking stores. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:47 Hallmark gold crown. That's a special hallmark store. Oh, that's the gift solution. That does not look like a real sign. I have a gift problem. I'm gonna be honest with you. I need a gift solution stat. Why am I gonna call from Page, Texas? Do you think I should answer this?
Starting point is 00:17:06 They'd be bank related? No. Wait for it to leave a message. Okay. Gavin's wedding. I was going to say this is a place where you get a suit for a wedding quickly. Here's a worn moon jersey. Pro-image sports. God damn dude. So the mall, oh, there's a mini-so. Oh, that's cool. Is Snoopy in there? I can buy some stuff for the break show. Do you want to look? Sure. Okay.
Starting point is 00:17:35 Whoa, it is. I only would come to these places with Emily, like, when she was into it, which was when, like, the mad dash was. So I'm not used to, like, you have to stand outside behind a velvet rope. Like, it's a huge. store wait to get let in well oh boy this is like a different world for me smells good at here not around stuff like this very much because you don't hang out with Vanessa and yeah that's true Meg and Emily did you be fucking yeah I don't hang out with any of my friend's wives you'd be balls deep in this stuff if you did this one's mushrooms I don't even know what I'm looking at this one's
Starting point is 00:18:16 Mushrooms? I just, I hate this music. That's fixed on a week. I was looking for Snoopy, but I don't see anything. I don't see any Snoopy. They might not have them, it might be the other one. There's like a, there's like mini so and the other one. It's all the same to me.
Starting point is 00:18:33 Some of them have some Disney and then some of them are some other. Baby Yoda. Oh yeah. You like that? Here's Pokemon. You like that? I do not. Okay.
Starting point is 00:18:41 Here's Head in the Cloud's Mickey Mouse. Mickey Mouse. Yeah. Look at that. That's got. baby that's nomi I know how that was snatched shapeware hell yeah nice look that dude it's just pictures of dudes of their packages yeah yeah yeah addict salt is the worst fucking name I've seen this place a couple times it's the worst name attic salt
Starting point is 00:19:06 addicts addict salt don't I don't know where they got the attic salt what is it trying to say addict salt maybe it's a Maybe it's like an adage or something. You know what I mean? Attic salt? Let me, and maybe it's like... A-T-T-I-C-S-A-L-T, Attic Salt. And it appears to be like one word.
Starting point is 00:19:28 No, maybe it's two. Okay, it's two words. Attic... Attic salt. Well, they have 60 locations. Okay. What does Attic Salt mean? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:38 Attic Salt refers to witty, refined, and delicate humor. The term originated from the Greek region of Africa. Okay. No, I read that one. From the Greek region of Attica, whose creators were known for their sharp and graceful wit. It can also be used to describe a repartee that brings water into someone's eyes. It's going to Tilly's real quick. Tilly's?
Starting point is 00:20:02 Yeah. Do you know this story? Yeah, this is like, this is where I grew up. This was like everything that I like, has a guy. See, this is what I thought they were going to have, which is a lot of Snoopy. A lot of Snoopy. Snoopy baseball clubs, Snoopy Fighting Club. That's Newby Gym Club.
Starting point is 00:20:17 That's when he's at the gym. Do you wear that when you work out with Blaine? Yeah, yeah. I wear like an XL and I'm just like... He cuts sleeves off. It's my pump hider, you know? Here's a Frankenstein shirt. It's got Frankenstein on it.
Starting point is 00:20:27 It does have Frankenstein. Yeah. There's a Virgin Mary? This is like where my wife will still shop sometimes because we're from East County, San Diego, so we're like kind of trash. And that is, like, what a lot of this stuff is... Like, here's Cheetah Print Rebox.
Starting point is 00:20:41 Cheetah print Reeboks. You know what I mean? There's a dog with a... Doberman Pinscher on it? I'll never... Stonecold Steve Austin, there is. Exactly. There will never be a part of me
Starting point is 00:20:52 that escapes liking the way that this looks. Oh, yeah. It's the praying hands, like, here's a rose and a spider web. Like, I like the tattoo shit. Like an old American tattoo? Oh, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:03 There's a part of me that will never escape that. I'm right there with you, dude. Yeah. It's... You know, he's what it is. All right. Well, hang on. I think it's surfboards.
Starting point is 00:21:14 Are you a member of the salty crew? Here's Snoopy's in a fight club. Oh, Snoopy! Riot Society, Japan, Konichiwa Snoopy! Oh, Snoopy Dasoo! Snoopy is bigger than ever. Oh, dude, Snoopy's hot. Get out of here.
Starting point is 00:21:36 Ski Club Snoopy? Damn, dude, he's everywhere. Imagine getting that and then cutting the sleeves off and being fucking jacked. And then everyone goes like, damn, there goes big Snoopy guy. big Snoopy guy or I could get a hat with deep embossed letters that say holy grail what's with the trend I don't see it here just made me think of it of like here's my baseball team the logo's upside down I hate that I think that is it's like it's like your
Starting point is 00:22:04 baseball team's in distress yeah right it's like your baseball teams in distress I hate I am right there with you yeah I hate it I don't know that that trend's on its way out already Definitely. Like, yeah, it came out of nowhere a couple, maybe a year ago. Yep. A little longer, two years ago. A bunch of Spider-Man and Venom shit. Dennis Rodman.
Starting point is 00:22:23 See, it's like the right amount of throwback for me, but, like, I can't actually spend money on it. But, yeah, like, I don't get it. It's the, it's like, yeah, here's the L.A. and it's upside down. And it's like, I, okay. Dodgers are in distress. Is that where we are, we're having to relive the early 2000s? Yes, yeah, yeah. Oh, you know, yeah, 25 years.
Starting point is 00:22:42 25 years. It was a pretty uninteresting time for fashion. I agree. But, you know, people pick and choose different parts of what is... Man Outfitters. There's been a republic. Been in a Republic really changed. Fossil.
Starting point is 00:22:58 Dude, been in a Republic. I watched a TikTok about the demise of that company. Yeah. I mean, it's the Gap, I think, bought it. Yeah. Got rid of the owners. Yeah. It was like a...
Starting point is 00:23:06 When I was a kid, it was like a Jay Peterman. Yeah. Kind of, you know? Yeah. All military and... fucking real different your zoomies you want to see if we can get a shirt and zoomies again you know a achievement hunter style no all right you go to uh you know our profit margin we weren't in zoomies we were in hot topic and our profit margin really was something we
Starting point is 00:23:31 might have been in zoomies as well I don't remember I think our profit margin was something like seven percent and I just after like a year I was just like it was a lot of work it's like what's the point for for pennies for pennies yeah yeah like what's the point and they were constantly like they were not fun to work yeah no i don't doubt it and there's we just walked by a journeys and that just had like a bunch of turnstile playing or whatever spencers is all christmas sweaters well there's where you go get your marilyn manson shirt matt one time explained to me that's crazy that the way the hierarchy of merchandising works is you go from like,
Starting point is 00:24:16 and you just go down levels with your merchandise until it loses value and Spencer's is the floor. Oh! It's like when you see something in Spencer's, you know it's been in like five other stores before and didn't sell.
Starting point is 00:24:28 And it's just like where, it's like the, it's not like a dirt cheap or one of those places, but it's like the floor of pop culture, ephemera. That's brutal. Here's Santa. Santa, oh, that's like he looks like Santa.
Starting point is 00:24:41 The Santa the other day, Emily and I were here. He had a cowboy hat on. Oh, there it is. Cool. Got a Santa cowboy hat. E-ha. There's the lids.
Starting point is 00:24:50 It's lids, which is fine, whatever. I just figured out the kind of hat that I like, which is the... They're not just going to have it or whatever, but they have like this A-frame-style hat where it's like that bigger in the front or whatever, and I just figured that out. I think it's the, what is it, like 490 or whatever, like the A-frame, where it's, like, real big. I love that shit. When they're like real flat, like... like dad hats or whatever, I just can't get into it.
Starting point is 00:25:15 These is all I wear for my head. I have a scroll, I have an odd shaped head. You think like, no, you don't. I had this conversation with Emily and I'm like, here, let me put a normal hat on. And she goes, oh, oh, you do. So I have to wear these dad hats now. That's funny.
Starting point is 00:25:27 I like this 47 brand, but I hate the number 47 currently. So I've been having Emily pick the seven off. Oh, that's funny. The little seam riper. Yeah. I'll let me see what cards they have it. All right, yeah, let's have a look. That's pretty funny.
Starting point is 00:25:44 What's that? Using a seam rubber. Yeah. Is this a... I got a... We were in Detroit. I got a... We're just looking at the cards in GameStop here.
Starting point is 00:25:55 We were in Detroit at the Red Wings game. I got a red... Red Wings hat. Just like the logo in the front. And the second I left the... Yep. The store, it hit me. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:05 I was like... So that's when we did the scene ripping. That's funny. So I feel like I can wear a little bit. Yeah, I get it. All right. I don't know nothing. Yeah, original squish my list.
Starting point is 00:26:13 The Panini Squishmellar cause. Who knew? Weird. Cheesecake factory. There was a shooting at that cheesecake factory last year, right? Jesus. Hey, here's the Old Navy. Oh, there's the Old Navy.
Starting point is 00:26:34 Okay. And the AIM star, which is like Carnival Games? It looks, it appears to be a carnival game store next to the barbershop. Three Kings Barbershop. There are a lot of chairs in that barbershop for two people being in there. Dude, that is a lot.
Starting point is 00:26:54 There's claw and fun. So we made it a full lap. We did it. Yeah. That's the mall. That's the mall. We didn't make it back around downstairs to get our coffee, though.
Starting point is 00:27:06 No, we'll have to go into hamburger and a cup of coffee. Yeah. Because, I don't know. This, see the claw machine stuff, I'm so bad at it, then I'm never, like, I don't find enjoyment in it. Same. It doesn't do anything for me. It's fine. I like an arcade game. I enjoy that other people enjoy it. Yeah. But, uh, yeah, it doesn't really do much for me. Huh. Well, that's the mall. We did. This was just just walking and talking and doing something at the mall.
Starting point is 00:27:33 What we call a little supplemental. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We went to the bank and we got some stuff done, and then we went, oh, let's just go to the mall. So we did it. And that was it. That's the whole thing. I got to say, uh, the mall's not looking especially back at the moment. Listen, it is, but I don't think America's back.
Starting point is 00:27:51 No, it's, it's 1130 on a Tuesday, you know, it's, in December. Just not going to be, it's not a ton.
Starting point is 00:27:59 Oh, I got, I got 100 views on my review of my barber on Google. Dude, that's awesome. Right on, man. Hell yeah. Um,
Starting point is 00:28:10 well, thanks for listening. uh this was the mall this has been barton creek square yeah yeah yeah we should check out other malls maybe around and see if there's anything but we should do this every time we're anywhere like if we go to it's not a bad idea wherever yeah yeah yeah yeah eat a hamburger somewhere yeah go and then go to a mall and just walk around yeah we have to do we have to tour every mall in every city we go to not every mall we have to tour a mall everywhere we go i kind of like that idea i did too i like that idea all right full vibe
Starting point is 00:28:41 Well, thanks for listening. Nick, did you enjoy editing this? I hope you did. I bet you did. Yeah, baby. All right, we'll see you again soon. Bye.

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