F**kface - Mouse Hunt Watchalong // Regulation Supplemental

Episode Date: March 9, 2025

A while back we let the Falcons choose which movie we should watch and the overwhelming majority chose Mouse Hunt (1997.) Two stumblebum inheritors are determined to rid their antique house of a mouse... who is equally determined to stay where he is. Rent the movie and watch along with AN EGG. Support us directly at https://www.patreon.com/TheRegulationPod Stay up to date, get exclusive supplemental content, and connect with other Regulation Listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:01:14 Or if you pick the other movies. Chris, this one's the best. How are you feeling, is that right? I think mine even had a little bit of nudity in it too, damn it. Ooh. What? No! I don't think there's nudity in this one. No, there's a dead guy with some rat mouse nipples
Starting point is 00:01:30 Yeah, we're more hung up on tits than death Because we will be watching mouse hunt mouse hunt is the winner today Mouse Hunt is the winner today. Andrew, whose pick was this? This is Gavin's pick. Gavin picked Mouse Hunt. This is in recent lore because I was saying it's the third best Home Alone film. It's true. That's why this came up.
Starting point is 00:02:00 I will judge that today, I guess. Yep. So who's alone? We will see if it is the third best. Is it the mouse? Yeah, the mouse is Yep. So it was a third best. Is it the mouse? Yeah, the mouse is alone. Yeah. Don't you think? Yeah, it's the Callister.
Starting point is 00:02:11 It's McAllister. Fair enough. I got to respect all of the Falcons in here who didn't vote for the film and are just here out of love anyway. Yeah. Appreciate you guys. Are there any of the 11 percent that voted for Air Force one currently? Know who's bummed that we're not watching Air Force one Who picked outside of that was that was a Nick one, but who voted for it?
Starting point is 00:02:37 Yeah, who voted for the right? Is Gary Oldman in Air Force one. I probably would have voted for that. Well, you had the opportunity. That's true. You could have voted for it, Gavin. I'm not a Falcon. It's true. You could have done it. You could have voted the way that Nick does in every 100% eat poll. I don't do that anymore. I'm not a Falcon.
Starting point is 00:02:51 I'm not a Falcon. I'm not a Falcon. I'm not a Falcon. I'm not a Falcon. I'm not a Falcon. I'm not a Falcon. I'm not a Falcon. I'm not a Falcon.
Starting point is 00:02:59 I'm not a Falcon. I'm not a Falcon. I'm not a Falcon. I'm not a Falcon. I'm not a Falcon. I'm not a Falcon. I'm not a Falcon. I'm not a Falcon. I'm not a Falcon. I could have done it. You could have voted the way that Nick does in every 100% eat poll. I don't do that anymore. I'm protected. I'm not a Falcon. I'm just protected by them.
Starting point is 00:03:14 Right, right, right, right, right. That's a good point. But now it's Mouse Hunt. We are recording this so that way you guys can do the watch along later if you're, for some reason you have to leave early. Don't want you to have to like go crazy out of your way for it, but we will be watching this with you guys. We got the chat up and then, we're gonna watch Mouse Hunt. It is.
Starting point is 00:03:34 Uh. Did I have to sigh what he said? And this is, according to Gavin, the third best Home Alone film. But what he doesn't mention is that he doesn't like Home Alone one and two. He's referring to three and four as the other two best home alone films, which I think is weird new Yeah, I don't get the seed him. So this is Mouse Hunt from 1997 a total run length of one hour 38 minutes
Starting point is 00:03:55 Directed by Gore Verbinski in written. Wow Adam waiting on his Bioshock movie to Still waiting on his Bioshock movie. Two stumble bum inheritors are determined to rid their antique house of a mouse who is equally determined to stay where he is, starring Nathan Lane, Lee Evans, and Vicki Lewis. Vicki Lewis? Oh man. Is that the name of the mouse? No, Vicki Lewis was Beth on News Radio. Oh, I love news radio. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:26 Yeah, yeah. So let's do it. Let's check this out. 97 was such a good lead up year. It's true. Good pre-year, I guess. It was a tailgater of a year. Yep.
Starting point is 00:04:38 I feel like it was a pre-year along with 93. 93. I think 92 feels like a pre-year, but boy, I could really feel 93 is a pre-year. I could get on board with that big time. ZR graduated high school. I think 95 was main, main year. I think 95 could be a main year.
Starting point is 00:04:54 I think 94 is pretty close to being a main year though. 94 feels like a big year, doesn't it, Jeff? It was a big year. It was a big year, ZR, Coco Bayne died. Oh, big year. Five. That sounded like Nick was making fun of of you three. No, I like that. I think I'm 94 Would stop no Andrew. That's not the countdown One two three one
Starting point is 00:05:17 Alright are y'all ready? Yeah And for everybody listening later in five four three two One go. Oh you almost lost the play button. It's almost vanished. I had to keep moving it around Frame rates a piece of shit once you do something that Nick Catch the mouse It's like, uh, like we did a test for this earlier and Gavin didn't have anything to say about this part. Well, I didn't know about that. Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Starting point is 00:05:58 Nick, what happened? What are you doing? What are you doing, Nick? A word without frames is chaos. What's happening? Do you wanna take a second and restart? Restart what? What's the problem? I can't get the Bob button to get off the screen here.
Starting point is 00:06:16 No, I think this is how Gore Verbizky wanted us to watch this. There! Did you just have to not move the mouse for like seven seconds? I didn't move it for a very, very long time. Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr-Gorr- likes Val Kilmer as Batman. So strange. And this is the this is for the mouse. The coffin. Yeah, it's a big mouse. That's what I was saying. I think that's crazy. What's going on with the picture?
Starting point is 00:07:00 What? Like jittering all over the place. Could you could everyone else see that? Nick has to move the mouse again, hang on Hey Gavin, are you wired? There goes the frame rate Oh, chill! Hell yeah! Was that the uncle from Christmas Vacation?
Starting point is 00:07:22 Yeah, it's the old guy from Christmas Vacation When his hair gets set Vacation? Yeah, it's the old guy from Christmas Vacation. Oh, shit. When his hair gets set on fire. Yeah. Nothing but net. How do they do that? Like, Jesus Christ, Edna. Sometimes you pack the cat away again. Backwards. What?
Starting point is 00:07:39 Is there people that see the movie like skip backwards and forwards? No, no, no, Nick. No, it's not there has no any problem at all We're watching thread. I'm seeing a little bit a little I'm not getting not to the frequency in which I am not getting it. I'm not getting it at all Okay, they'll see it Mm hmm. OK, they'll see it. Smuts are they are they doing a thing or are they for real?
Starting point is 00:08:16 I didn't know that streamer Ludwig is on a vomit. OK, we're going to hold up. We're going to hold on. We're going to hold on. That's great. OK, I know what to do. It's all right. Oh, what do you need to do? I'm just going gonna change the stream quality Michael Jeter, oh There's brother yeah See that does a difference I
Starting point is 00:08:35 Gotta say uh Zach Efron's brother is on the traders, and he's pretty likable really yeah. He's pretty likable Captain strays walkin other though on the traders and he's pretty likable. Really? Yeah, he's pretty likable. Captain Straves, the. This is looking better for me. How do you feel, Gavin? Yeah, it's looking right. He's looking great job, Nick. Good job. It's looking so much better now. Um, you think that barrel is somebody you think that's a prop and called it here. Is there a real barrel?
Starting point is 00:09:09 Let's wait 40 seconds to see if it whistles oh So the mouse the mouse did this No I just don't understand what this has to do with a mouse To build up with a mouse. The build up to the mouse. Oh. This is how the mouse is born. This is his origin story.
Starting point is 00:09:33 It is like Batman. Yeah. And he's made out of string? He's gonna fall into a vat of radioactive string That I do see Why is it doing that oh there's string everywhere Silly string do I is it jumping back and forth in time for anybody else? Or is it just? Yeah. I have not had it jump back and forth in time.
Starting point is 00:10:15 Well, then, can I be in there? Give me two seconds. OK, I'll fix it. OK, but the movie will continue to run or we can start it over again for the people who are watching later. What are thoughts? just let it run? Okay, two seconds, okay? We tested this out before earlier today yes, yep that we did All right, you're being a bit pedantic
Starting point is 00:10:45 One Nine. All right, you're being a bit pedantic. 11. 11. One. Oh, Andrew's only up to one. Hold on, hold on. Oh no. Okay. Two.
Starting point is 00:10:59 You better hope, Nick, you better hope Andrew doesn't get the three. Now look at that, that looks fantastic. Oh, he kicked out That better yeah, Gavin has a look way better Gavin left uh Now is that a sink with the audio? Yeah, yeah now he's at a secret stick with the audio. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:11:26 How is this a company? It's hardly a company. It's a good point. Turns out you just got to throw LLC in front of some letters. That's right. You throw LLC in front of some letters. You spin a big wheel and you're like, hey, can I have a W? Hey, we and we're LLC regulation company now it's in sync now it's in sync all right I don't know if
Starting point is 00:11:56 that's true nope sort of hard to tell sometimes movies, I feel like are a little out of sync. That's not true. That is true. Like a low budget film where they don't record the audio. Yeah, you can have like shitty ADR, but usually not for the whole movie. Nick, I don't care that Eric Christmas is in the scene. I don't care that he is either. I would like this to go away now. Do you? Do you think you should move the mouse somewhere else? Do you think you could do something about it?
Starting point is 00:12:32 Oh wait, Nathan Lane is in it. Oh, that works. Great. Oh, you fucking did it. Yeah. Great. Hey look, it's Nathan Lane. Would you say this is Nathan Lane in his prime? I would say so. Birdhouse.
Starting point is 00:12:43 Or whatever, what is that? Isn't this around the same prime? Birdcage. Birdcage. Wasn't that the same time frame as this? Let's see. I'm going to look up Birdcage. I think Birdcage might have been a little before this. I think so too. I think it's within three years.
Starting point is 00:12:56 1972. Oh no. That's the original. Yeah. Because it was like this and that and then Mrs. Doubtfire 1996 Was he? No Who was he? Oh, never mind. No, no, no. I was thinking of the brother. He's not you're thinking of Robin Williams
Starting point is 00:13:16 Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's who I was thinking of. He was Mrs. Doubtfire. Yeah, I Thought we're about to get some Ratatouille action, dude Yeah, I Thought we're about to get some ratatouille action dude when you go to Nathan Lane's IMDB movies He's known for it his top four the producer the producers Herd cage okay, Lion King, okay? Mouse hunt Hell yeah, what a movie I Think more food should be served to you on fire Yeah. What a movie.
Starting point is 00:13:47 I think more food should be served to you on fire. Just generally speaking. So they own a string factory, but he's a chef. I think the family is wealthy in string. I think the dad had the string factory. But the dad died. He got shoved down a sewer. Right, so they inherited the factory and some old house. Uh oh.
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Starting point is 00:14:40 Kids, just stab the table. We'll add it post. Don't worry. He fucking died? This is crazy. Did the body count on this film is already at two Go for a minute and they both own string factories Hey, you know what Kevin McCallister never put a man in the ground They tried it's a good point, but this guy's not Kevin McCallister. This guy's one of the wet bandits or whatever Yeah Not Kevin McAllister. This guy's one of the wet bandits or whatever Yeah Well, they were they were the web they were the web ends in the second first first one first one first was wet second was sticky
Starting point is 00:15:12 Oh, it's that guy Mark Ruffalo now the Mario something Mario Puzo Mario Cantone. I think that's his name. I think it's Mario. He was like, he's in like all those. I love the 80s, but then also. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that guy. Mario Cantone. Mario Luigi. Mario T Plumber.
Starting point is 00:15:34 I don't understand how that's actually making a bowl of string. Yeah, I don't. Turning a bowl of string. It looks like it is. Yes. I have like a lot of string. It looks like it is, yes. I have like a lot of questions. Like this movie is very confusing to me in like very basic ways. The mafia wants to buy the string? The factory I guess. This is backwards. The string was very important. Do you think string's out these days? Oh strings, strings way out
Starting point is 00:16:04 yeah we have like Facebook and stuff now, dude You don't even need string most of our bullets in WW2 were full of string We kill people with a staff infection Jeff you ever have Mercer No, okay. Why have you no no no I was just curious Jeff, you ever have MRSA? No. Okay. Why have you? No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:16:28 I was just curious. Just seems like it's a thing that like some people get sometimes and you just go like, holy shit, you had MRSA? It just seems like one of those things. No, I've never really been sick. Now that's, that's, is that right? Yeah, I get a lot of shit related problems, but other that's pretty much it, but you know really You don't consider that part of your head. I
Starting point is 00:16:50 Get butt sick. I don't get like other kinds of sick. Have you heard of a term called dental health? Yeah? Oh? Yeah, I guess I get a mouth sick sometimes But but at least it's all connected right It's like the front hole and the back hole. It's just one long string. Jeff, you were so mouth sick that you may have phantom mouth sickness. Like sometimes I think- Yeah, I know. Tell me about it. I tried to get to an endodontist this week
Starting point is 00:17:14 and it was out of networks. And I got to figure out what my, the same endodontist I went to fucking four times over the last three years is now no longer in our network. Great. This actor genuinely looks like he was on the brink of death To be his last movie do you think they filmed this at his house when he was in hospice, and that's his actual bed I don't know it's just it's like too real though. I don't like it if you pull up the trivia I believe he actually was dead and this was animatronic work
Starting point is 00:17:50 He was like Tony Soprano's mom. That looks so bad it's like the worst. A world without strings chaos. Oh no. Did oh oh she's in Godzilla. Yes yeah. Which one? The Broderick one. Yeah, the one that came out in 97. Didn't it come out in 97? A big Japanese monster terrorized New York. Not the one from 1954. It might have been 98, honestly. Was it really? Because the, I know the song was, so I assume the movie came out the same year as the...
Starting point is 00:18:20 Come with me! Yeah, 98. Oh, that lady. Yeah, it's Beth. She's in Godzilla. Yeah, 98 Oh that lady, yeah, it's godzilla. Yeah Oh, that's the news radio lady beth beth from news radio. Yeah. Yeah You know who else is on news radio Fucking whole cast of other people. I don't know. I don't watch that shit. You know, you know who was on that show. Joe rogan god I love that I don't watch that shit. You know who was on that show Joe Rogan God Probably John Lovett's I think he replaced him when Phil Harmon died or something. Yes, that is true If only this mouse died instead of him
Starting point is 00:19:02 Vicky Lewis also the voice of Deb from Finding Nemo who's Deb? If you could go back in time and kill a mouse for a thousand dollars would you I Think so Wrinkle is so happy wait is he paying or getting paid he's got to pay to kill it. Oh definitely not yeah But this was Christopher Reeves mouse Christopher Reeves kids mouse this is the mouse that scared the horse. The horse? Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:27 The kick Christopher Reeve off. I had the same thought. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You gotta, you have to consider that horses are afraid of mice like elephants. So... Do elephants ever actually shit the bed when they see a mouse? I don't know. I'll look it up.
Starting point is 00:19:42 That's a good question. Is elephant afraid... We gotta test all these cartoon... Of mouse. I don't know. I'll look it up. That's a good question. Is elephant. Afraid. We got to test all these cartoon of. Tropes. Yep. Oh, wait. So because of the roach, that dude lost his fancy restaurant. Yeah. Yeah, because all the press was there. He's a group. We killed the mayor.
Starting point is 00:19:58 He was the man. They ate a cockroach head and died. Yep. Elephants. People die all the time from eating. What? Girl, what? People die all the time from eating what? Die all the time from eating yeah, you ever choke bitch Elephants are not afraid of mice is the consensus here Okay, I've got some cartoons that might disagree with that another lie from Big Mouse. Yeah. Evil experiences. I want to know if Gavin would lay in a bed of wet bread for a
Starting point is 00:20:30 million dollars. I definitely would. It wouldn't be pretty, but I'd get right in there. Yeah. Wait, for how long? A million seconds. You'd lay in a Trace Le late chase bed for a million dollars. Yeah. For 10 minutes. Oh, that's a hundred thousand dollars a minute. It's good. But.
Starting point is 00:20:57 I'll throw up, I probably throw up a minute for and then I'll just. Be laughing all the way to the bank. What if the only caveat is you, you can't change clothes or take a shower until the next day. So you have to go about the rest of your business in the wet milk bread. Yeah, that's fine. Wow. What if you also had to go back in time and kill a mouse? No, I don't want to kill a mouse.
Starting point is 00:21:18 But it still costs you $1,000 to do that. But the mouse was literally hitler Go ahead and say no now asshole you can't do it. Yeah, you ready to pony up that thousand Still got 999 grand left But he has string this is this a Christmas movie? Oh! It's Christmas in the movie. Like Die Hard? Yeah, this is Christmas in the credits.
Starting point is 00:21:52 I mean the body count matches time-wise so far. I think more people have died in this movie than they have in Die Hard by this point. I think you're right, yeah. Well, I think all he's done at this point of the diehard is pick up his luggage. Yeah, he like made fists with his toes and then he's riding around with Argyle.
Starting point is 00:22:12 Yeah. Ah, the house. You have fond memories of this house? Been a lot of your childhood daydreaming about this house. I'd better be sick to live there. It's full of mice. Well, it's full of mice. It's full of mouse, Geoff. There's a mouse in that house.
Starting point is 00:22:40 Mouse not mouse draft? Oh man, let's see how we survive that not that first. I don't, the guys, I don't know. It's gonna be something. I'm already ready to argue tomorrow. The way some of these people are interpreting some of this stuff is crazy. I just don't. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:57 Pops never told them? I feel like they could have started the movie right there on that line. Yeah. Yeah. It's huge. This is where Pop used to breed super mice. They could have started the movie right there on that line. Yeah It's huge This is where pop used to breed super mice Nick I don't think we're watching the same movie. Well, that's what they find out later when they're terrorized by the spoilers
Starting point is 00:23:26 What's everybody eating for dinner tonight? Chicken and rice. Yeah, probably. Cockroaches. One half of a cockroach. Wait, are you guys eating the same meal? Did you coordinate that? Yeah. What kind of chicken and rice are you having, Gavin? Just regular chicken with rice.
Starting point is 00:23:42 How are you preparing the chicken? Chopped it up And then you'd cook it in some way. Oh, it's quarter cooked. It's like a red. Oh, thank you And then Eric wonder what's your chicken rice look like I? made like a Ginger sesame teriyaki chicken earlier this week and so I'm getting through the rest of it. What are you guys going on Nick? I Had tortillas soup that I made. Oh, right. You were soup talking earlier. Now, imagine you wake up and every day you flip a coin.
Starting point is 00:24:29 When was the last time you slept in bed with another dude? Hmm. Hmm. Let me think. Tuesday. This is tough. Uh. Uh. 2004 would be my guess. Tough.
Starting point is 00:24:48 2004 would be my guess. Funny, mine's probably not that far off of that as well. It was around season two of Red versus Blue when we realized we could afford two hotel rooms. Yeah, yeah. I mean, a lot of mega 64 was like Alright, how we doing this and I'm gonna doing that. Yes, and I used to sleep head to toe a lot back in the early days What does that help? You just don't accidentally like fucking get spooned by Gus in the middle of the night which happened Still get spooned. It's just a really
Starting point is 00:25:30 Area you just get like a kick in the face, but that's why it was I don't know I don't know you don't want to be nuzzled by Gus's fucking fucking five o'clock shadow, dude. It's a weird way I don't know man your genitals are lined up now with your face Wait what what if they're head to toe you got your balls on your ankles. We told you What? If they're head to toe? You got your balls on your ankles when you told them? No wonder Nick's a foot guy. Yeah, no kidding. I don't like feet. Jesus Christ.
Starting point is 00:25:58 Oh, lovely Evans. It's only a toy. Did he give up? I feel like he's in a bunch of movies at this time and then he just like stopped. I mean he's not known for movies really. Yeah like I meant like did was he rejected or did he just decide you know what I don't need to be a Hollywood star. I think he wanted to spend more time with family and then he like fully retired from stand up too. Really what's he do now?
Starting point is 00:26:22 He's retired. Owns a string factory Chris just spins time with family. I guess it's the mouse Finally How long did it take to get to the mouse I don't know don't move them out. All right well 21 minutes make them out I Moved the mouse to see when we saw the mouse For some reason people's heads going through the ceiling is always funny. Yeah, it's pretty good.
Starting point is 00:26:51 Yeah, limbs going through any floor, I think is funny. Forward or down. Up or down, yeah. Oh. Oh, by the way, Andrew, I was listening to a bit of Howard Stern the other day, and they had a doctor on who was talking about like this the best shitting practices Uh-huh, and he said that vertical wiping is considered the healthiest way to oh To eliminate so you're ahead of the game. Just want to throw that out there. Hell. Yeah This movie suddenly got really good. That guy.
Starting point is 00:27:27 Well, yeah, that guy. You know, he looks the same today as he does 30 years ago. Oh, they're locked in there with him. Oh, cool shot. Yeah, the Gore Verbinski being chosen to make this is such an interesting choice. Oh my God, is that the dude who is Elmo's buddy on Sesame Street? Yeah, and he gets killed in Jurassic Park 3, the Raptor. I don't remember Jurassic Park 3 at all.
Starting point is 00:28:04 I think I've seen them. They use him as a bait. It was good. They're like, oh, we gotta help Mr. Whatever. And then the Raptor puts a claw on his back. He's like, ah. You don't remember the dream? Alan.
Starting point is 00:28:15 Yeah. No. The Raptor talks. The Raptor talks to him in the dream. Oh my god. That's awesome. Come on. 600k. I wonder how many of these people are dead now Vincent not for you he's alive
Starting point is 00:28:34 Who's oh this guy oh he played Weinstein and entourage that's how I know that oh yeah, yeah, yep I Yeah, yeah, yep. I want a mustache like that. The ugliest fake mustache. It's like the old way. It's like the like Walt Disney style of mustache. Where it's just like so low, like on the lip. Yes. I feel like I was watching something the other day and somebody had a mustache like that and it was just like it looks so
Starting point is 00:29:11 bizarre They put a shitload into costuming This is just but here's the thing this is just how movies used to know this isn't like this isn't like wow what a home run This is just movies don't look like this anymore like they saw putting effort into this yeah, I agree Yeah, it's all screens and shit now It's all screens You know what I mean? They're not even wearing clothes the the clothes they're wearing balls. They superimpose the AI the clothes on
Starting point is 00:29:46 Those are part of the screens Everybody I was thinking the same point But then it's like that is sort of what Marvel superhero movies are now like a portion a large percentage of those suits. Oh, yeah Yeah How much did he offer them just then? I was like a million dollars. I was thinking about screens. He's very funny.
Starting point is 00:30:25 Thank you. So you just have to keep the house for a week and then. I'm going to go ahead and say that. I'm going to go ahead and say that. I'm going to go ahead and say that. I'm going to go ahead and say that. I'm going to go ahead and say that. I'm going to go ahead and say that. I'm going to go ahead and say that. I'm going to go ahead and say that. I'm going to go ahead and say that. I'm going to go ahead and say that. I'm going to go ahead and say that. I'm going to go ahead and say that.
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Starting point is 00:30:41 I'm going to go ahead and say that. I'm going to go ahead and say that. I'm going to go ahead and say that. I'm going to go ahead and say that. I'm going to go ahead and say that. I'm going to go ahead and say that. I'm going to go ahead and say that. I'm going to go ahead and say that. Maybe their mom has a dirty secret. Oh I think they're in the money. Okay now let's do it again. Take two. Take two. Yeah, I was gonna say how many takes was that? What a catch. How many takes that was? Oh, the rat is best. The rat.
Starting point is 00:31:16 Rat cam. Rat cam. It's like the end of Godzilla One egg at it dad at that dad This is me trying to find the last collectible in a level of ratatouille kidding oh What are those mouse holes? Oh, what are those mouse holes? Oh. Do you think it's allowed to use another mouse's mouse hole or do you have to make your own hole?
Starting point is 00:31:55 Well, it depends if it comes to the house and what doesn't. The olive, the olive from the cover, he rolled it back. Yeah, this mouse is fucking pale. From the cover. He rolled it back. Yeah, it's mouse is fucking pale. I. Dude, I love I love olives. Yeah, they're the best. They're so good.
Starting point is 00:32:15 Right there with you, buddy. I hate. I like that other people like all this. They're so brined and tasty. Nice can of olives. Yes, please. I like how other people like all this. They're so brined and tasty. Mm hmm. Nice can of olives. Yes, please. I like how they look. I like the sound of the crunch of them.
Starting point is 00:32:33 I don't want garlic stuff. Tolapenio's like French blue cheese. They can. They're definitely like they definitely have some heft to them, you know. They're meaty for a vegetable boy and a And a martini one. Oh Yeah, those were those are the days
Starting point is 00:32:56 Sorry Jeff I can still put them on my fingers. I still have that We'll always have our fingers. Well. Being all those over black holes, I guess I think they're both they both have the both have their. Yeah. Yeah. I'd rather have a Kalamata olive than a black olive, I think.
Starting point is 00:33:20 Interesting. Interesting. This- we should get a house like this as our office. Pfft. Ha ha ha! But of the mou- it has to have the mouse. I guarantee if we get a house like this, it's gonna have the mouse. Yeah, he's mocking you. Mm-hmm. Please cut to that happening.
Starting point is 00:34:01 Please cut to that happening. I want to that happening. Please cut to that happening. I want to see Definitely lost opportunity Ah cheerios, yeah Oh, this is home alone three You don't let get away, hit him with the soft end of the broom. Well, I mean, you know, wider area. Yeah, you could like hockey puck him. Might do some shock damage to him.
Starting point is 00:34:43 Are we thinking hammer to the feet? This is great. This is the physical comedy and this is very funny the bow All the sound on the broom is good, this is this is very You guys ever see that movie a tale of two sisters Korean horror film no no I would never I'll never get on the ground and look in a fucking hole like that again oh what Was in the hole fucking evil girl. Oh, I'm out hell. Yeah I'm out. Hell yeah. He's like an extreme sports mouse. That's a huge training for the race. What kind of cheese is that, do you think? Edam. How long does a mouse live?
Starting point is 00:35:41 How long does a mouse live? I guess three years. Yeah, probably three to five, right? Mice usually live about 12 to 18 months. Oh, wow. So there's no way this mouse is still around. They probably went through a few during filming. And then other places are saying in other captivity
Starting point is 00:36:06 for like pet mice one and a half to three years. He ate that whole thing. He's gonna shit. He's definitely not making it to three years. He may never shit again. I wonder if mice could visit mice doctors if they could extend their lifespan. Yeah. That's a real question. You can go check the mouse cardiologist and see how, you know. I wonder if mice could visit mice doctors if they could extend their lifespan. Yeah
Starting point is 00:36:28 That's like you go check the mouse cardiologist and see it, you know How do they film all these shots? It's been a ballik It's all CGI No, I love that that's cute Of course, he loves the foot shot I don't like that. Hey hate when he moans when you talk about feet. He can't stop himself. Awww. He's got a little giggle in his bed.
Starting point is 00:36:52 Awww. Oh man. That's so sweet. It's adorable. That's the cutest shit I've ever seen. His mouth is hollow, god damn.. Oh here he goes. Oh go to sleep little buddy. He's gonna Nolly cheese I long to be in Hawaii No Jesus Christ
Starting point is 00:37:24 Oh my god I wonder how many mice they killed making this movie Holy shit What the hell are they doing? Fuck are they doing? He's just putting on some new skirt I don't think he needs that many nails No, absolutely not This is a revenge film and they don't even know it
Starting point is 00:37:48 oh whoa okay that was some bow the CG get out of there run away mouse. Oh, oh Is there a movie auction thing where we can buy the mouse? Save them maybe one of those nails Also you ever seen a nail gun release steam no well This isn't a oh this isn't set in present day I don't think is it not I mean do you see the cars also everybody wears a tie all the time yeah you know what okay when when do you think it's set all right 50s or something? Oh really? I was guessing This is an old ass cause
Starting point is 00:38:48 When does Mouse Hunt Back before we outsourced all our string factory jobs to China Oh string was a big deal Hmm Styles range humorously from the 1940s to the 1990s in Mouse Hunt It's timeless
Starting point is 00:39:04 It is just set in the late 20th century is all it says okay That's a whole lot of shit Is this what the Nanaimo bathtub races are like Essentially this yeah, that's great. What is that again? July we'll see there In dead okay now it's truly like the Nanaimo bathtub race. Like you did earlier. I saw that on Jackass. Oh My god you did a slow-mo guys like this with Dan once. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:52 Yeah, I've set a lot of mass traps. Have you ever has one ever gone off in your hand and got you? Yep. Oh, damn. And you live to tell the tale. Twenty. The thing I always remember about the kind of trap thing is in the shield on FX, there was an episode where someone was putting rat traps in glory holes. It's just an episode around it. And it's like, I hope they catch the person who's doing that. Don't know if it ever got resolved, though.
Starting point is 00:41:33 Can't remember. Sure, sure. Yeah. But Nick did stop setting the time. I was going to say. So in this situation, they're now danger, Aaron. Yeah. Yeah. Hell yeah I watched you guys play this level Yeah, but we have to go back down to go up because we forgot where the other thing yeah, yeah That's a great stunt.
Starting point is 00:42:10 Do you think there was an actor rat and a stunt rat? Yeah, there's definitely. Yeah, there's there's a stunt rat for sure. I'm pretty sure this rat actually does all of his own stunts. So he's like the Tom Cruise of for that rope swing that was bullshit. Yeah. On top of the can This is great Why is there a thing of cherry set out like that on top of the
Starting point is 00:42:35 Fridge you mean a bowl on top of the fridge full of cherries. Yeah This is great Yeah, this is very funny I was babylating Now why would you roll into it? You know this is the single longest day of some PA's life. He or she still has fucking nightmares about it. Alright, reset. We're all going to go to lunch, go ahead and reset. Yeah, everybody else sets lunch.
Starting point is 00:43:20 That was good, one more time? We just get one more? Could you go ahead and set this up faster? We're losing light. He got the cheese and he got the olives. And some crackers. Wow. If he gets struck by lightning while he's trying to eat them, that'll be better too. What do you think is an actor when you have to come out of a closet
Starting point is 00:43:40 covered in mousetraps and yelled juice? He went under that ladder. That's not good. Uh-oh. Hold on! This is like the end of Twister. Wrap your belt, wrap your belt. Uh-oh.
Starting point is 00:44:01 Oh no. He should have raced his eyebrows a couple of times like bugged money He said goddamn Dude that's gonna be bad. What do they think they're sucking at this point? It looks like a giant pumpkin. Oh my God. Oh, this also looks like a jackass stunt. Yep. There's a real good chance none of us will ever be covered in that much feces at once. I hope. In our entire lives.
Starting point is 00:45:37 Fingers crossed. Yeah. It looks like there's oats in it. Well, yeah, I've been eating a lot of oats. Yeah, you assume it's all human feces. Yeah, a lot of horse stuff, you know. Nay. Taking it away from her family. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:46:03 Oh my God. Jesus. Cool pound though. That's a great pound. Looks like one of the Rims and Severans. Someone hear us! Good lord. Jesus! What the hell?
Starting point is 00:46:36 Is that the incinerator? God. Oh, the- oh! The guest, the cat. Oh, the oh, the guest, the cat. Oh, that guy. Mori, Mori. The cat is not the father. Has Povich done any movies? He must have.
Starting point is 00:47:08 Oh, not as like a lead, but I think is like himself. Definitely not as a lead. He has played Maury Povich a lot. Yeah. They want a mentally ill mean pussy. An old mean crazy cat. One you can't love.'s chained in a box and they're gonna But I don't don't Oh
Starting point is 00:47:57 Look into it and as far as props being sold for this movie the only prop that has been sold is the Animatronic head of this cat. Oh my god Yeah, how much did it sell for? It didn't say but it was projected between six to eight hundred. Oh wow that seems doable Depending on what this cat looks like what by the mouse He just cowl brought the cat yeah So how else you gonna stop catzilla? Hmm oh God
Starting point is 00:48:33 I really like that. They're delaying showing what this cat looks like I like that. They're building this Gavin is this how you picked up me? Yes up me yes oh yeah oh my god wow These guys are gonna end up with a gorilla real soon this way. That's how this works, man. Somebody has to stop this insane cat. Whoa.
Starting point is 00:49:22 This little mouse. Go through the mouse holes. Oh. It's like Metal Gear Solid in the box. It works, it works. 800 bucks. Jesus Christ. Oh, that definitely seems worth it. Beautiful music. Wait, but the mouse didn't make any of them go down. Uh-oh. Yeah! Straight up a cartoon in it. Wait, but the mouse didn't make any of them go down. Uh oh. Yeeeahhh!
Starting point is 00:50:06 Straight up a cartoon, isn't it? Great. Sort of a Tom and Jerry thing they got going on. Ah, 1990s car. What what? Why would you do that? They're gonna hang him with his string. I bet he's not even gonna give him free string to offset their disappointment. Oh, Jay says including the buyer's premium, the cat head was sold for $3,700.
Starting point is 00:51:08 Wow. Jesus. Wow. Too rich for my blood. Yeah. That's pretty rich. If I could have one whole mouse for that price, I'd do it. So this mouse is dead, right? In real life?
Starting point is 00:51:30 Oh, at big time. And it was an actor mouse. It was a performer mouse. It's an actor mouse. So it lived a life of mouse privilege and was elevated elevated probably. Do you think? Do you think the people that have the mice and the horses and the dogs that are actor, my sources and dogs, do you think that they ever have them stuffed to remember them?
Starting point is 00:51:54 Like if you went to some ladies house, is that mouse on her kitchen table? I mean, next to the salt and pepper, it's probably like I bet it I was gonna say I bet she puts it on top of her fridge with a bowl of cherries to remember it fondly That would make sense Yeah, a thousand percent air buds trainer Adam him stuffed. I agree him. Yeah. Oh, yeah Maybe the dogs from homeward bound. Oh jeez Chance and shadow What was the cat code?
Starting point is 00:52:47 Catzel. Hang on, I want to see if we can remember. Poor fucking cat. Was that a real cat? That has to be. Oh my god. What was that cat's name? It was like spacey spaceissy, spacey, something.
Starting point is 00:53:08 Sally Field, Slappy, Sampsonite, Sampsonite. Do you guys remember the movie Cat's Eye? That was a pretty cool cat. No. Sassy, sassy. That was close. Oh, you like Cat's Eye, Andrew. It was a horror compilation film by Stephen King. With like three stories that kind of intertwined
Starting point is 00:53:34 all around a cat. Oh, that's awesome. Yeah. James Wood's in it. Oh, me out. It might still be there. Oh. What the hell? Yeah. It might still be there. Oh. What the hell? Yeah. Oh, oh. Mouse just killed the cat.
Starting point is 00:53:55 The blood loss knows no bounds. This was the inspiration for men in black. Dude, no kidding. Oh, yes. It seemed like it was a big reveal, like the way it was shot. And then it was in. I just didn't continue that way. Yeah. I'm gonna go ahead and do a little bit of a That sounds good. I'm laughing. There are there are funny moments to this. He's gonna trick the mouse.
Starting point is 00:55:20 How many times throughout his career before he became Christopher Walken, Christopher Walken, do you think he delivered a line and the director goes uh We tried delivered it this way and walk is like I think we'll deliver it my way yeah He just goes what do you mean? That's how I said it. I feel like all of these type of like movies that have an exterminator need this exterminator Yeah, yeah, I can't I can't tell if I'm watching Mouse Hunter or the deer hunter right now Yeah I
Starting point is 00:56:18 Can't tell if I'm watching Mouse Hunter or the deer hunter right now Yeah Hunter right now I want that. We should put that on a shirt. You are the intruder. The first union was formed here in 1990. Right. Right. Or 1940, 50.
Starting point is 00:57:13 Yeah. Right. Man, Watkins head gear would be the ultimate prop, I think. Yeah. Pretty good. It's pretty good. Now he's got mixed string on his own Boy what are the odds of that?
Starting point is 00:57:40 Pretty good according to this script How many buttons do you think it takes to turn on like a cruise ship oh my god I'm gonna say three keys and six buttons like an aircraft carrier Do you think there is a key like do you think it's just a regular key? I think there are like two keys And if you lose it you can't drive the super yeah You think it's just a regular key? I think there are like two keys. And if you lose it, you can't drive the superyacht anymore. The Carnival cruise ship anymore. Everybody look on the ground. It's around here somewhere.
Starting point is 00:58:17 We can still make port of Iarta. The key to the cruise ship is so crazy. No. I do not understand the physics of that. So the, the mouse is doing this. No, he's just an idiot. Yeah. He's not bad luck. He's not with the mouse right now.
Starting point is 00:58:41 I, I can't have sympathy for these guys. These guys, these, these are idiot men. I'm for the mouse. I hope the mouse kills now. I can't have sympathy for these guys. These are idiot men. I'm for the mouse. I hope the mouse kills these men cat style. This is as if the wet bandits were bad at their job all the time. Oh no, he'll be killed. This is the kind of stuff that would legitimately kill bolts. Oh, it's so bad. Yes, that's what we need. Was he like ultrasound the floor? I remember this very vividly.
Starting point is 00:59:22 This was like early ASMR for me. In a bad way. What was that? The Nintendo console where it was all red, is that what he's doing? Yeah, he's doing the virtual boy virtually. God, that thing was terrible. Oh, boy. There's something really special about having such a goofy script and then giving it to a director that has such clear, thoughtful vision as far as what it should look like. But like that's- Ah! It adds so much to it. Yes.
Starting point is 01:00:06 Uh, but like that's, that's movies. What you're describing is like, that's what all movies should be, is the director should have like a clear vision and it doesn't like, whether it is like a big goofy thing or like a small, like quiet picture,
Starting point is 01:00:22 I think both are really strong and Gore Verbinski is just a guy who's like taking big cartoon swings and I think it's awesome. I love it. There isn't stuff that is like this. This is a blast. Why did he make Lone Ranger? Like, why did he do that?
Starting point is 01:00:42 Why did he make Lone Ranger? That's such a bummer. Could have made Mouse Hunt 2. That's what I'm saying. What's happening here? Well hello. Yeah, okay. Hi ladies, I own a string factory and I kill the mayor.
Starting point is 01:01:08 My current enemy is a mouse. About to sell it out from under my brother. Do I smell like shit? Do I smell like shit? I was covered in shit. Did you see him on that phone over there? Yeah Oh dear you told me the mouse is doing this
Starting point is 01:01:35 Is that Mario Cantone? From sex in the city Didn't remember that. This is just such a big cartoon. It's so much fun Walder Frey Is that his outfit? Yes. Oh, that's great. My wife. Good lord. Holy shit. My wife.
Starting point is 01:02:47 Good Lord. Holy shit. His dad can't believe it. He watched his son bone down. You were the first movie you saw that had nudity in it. How old you were. Oh, man. Titanic had a tit in it. How old you were? Oh, man. Titanic had a tit in it. Yeah. That's not stuff before that.
Starting point is 01:03:08 I just don't know what it is. Probably Porky's. Oh, yeah. Good one. Oh, Animal House. Yeah. Remember going to a friend's house for his birthday and his stepdad rented Porky's and he's like, don't tell your mom. Like this. I remember starship.
Starting point is 01:03:29 We should never watch that film. No, we should absolutely never watch porkies. No, no, I imagine it doesn't hold up. No, it wasn't holding up then. No, everything. Everything held up then. Yep. Jeff, did you see the tops released a Robert Oppenheimer
Starting point is 01:03:47 autograph card? No, I did not. Did they really? Breaking Robert Oppenheimer's first ever autograph card is here. A very difficult signature to find. What? This is crazy. In the twenty twenty four transcendent set. So be on the lookout.
Starting point is 01:04:06 I don't collect transcendent. Good to know. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, my God. The mouse is evil. No, he's just clever. This is awesome. This is so this is so cool. Yeah. Well, Oh, this is so cool. The mouse is going to kill this guy. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 01:04:36 Oh, such a cartoon. He's already dead. I wonder if that's sucked filming that. Oh, oh, it's so cool. It's such a so cool practical set It doesn't even look like Christopher walk in there no shut up It doesn't even look like Christopher walking there. No. The shot on his mouth. He took his shit off.
Starting point is 01:05:05 Oh. Ha ha. That's a long walk back for that mouse too. That's a really good point. He's got tiny little legs. Mm-hmm. Puh. They knew about concussions back then?
Starting point is 01:05:24 Yeah, but they kept them secret. This isn't DNFL. Back then in 19...5? It sort of is. Ohhhhh. Belgian hair models. I've heard of that scene. Does he have life insurance?
Starting point is 01:06:00 Just Just... The timing on so many of these things are so fun, he's just wearing the little hat, it's great. What the fuck? What the hell? What the hell? Uh oh. Oh, no. Oh, oh. What happened to Caesar? Who the fuck is Caesar? Oh, just walking. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:07:03 It's that. Caesar oh just a walk walking yeah What the fuck? Apocalypse. No, he never phones in. No, no. They're everywhere. He's screaming in the background. It's locked in a truck in the attic. How did he get it back in the attic?
Starting point is 01:07:35 How did he get it back in the air? How did he get all the way back up there? You Mouse just wanted to sleep peacefully I'm not sure if he's gonna sleep or not. I'm not sure if he's gonna sleep or not. I'm not sure if he's gonna sleep or not. I'm not sure if he's gonna sleep or not. I'm not sure if he's gonna sleep or not. I'm not sure if he's gonna sleep or not. I'm not sure if he's gonna sleep or not. I'm not sure if he's gonna sleep or not. I'm not sure if he's gonna sleep or not. I'm not sure if he's gonna sleep or not.
Starting point is 01:08:40 I'm not sure if he's gonna sleep or not. I'm not sure if he's gonna sleep or not. I'm not sure if he's gonna sleep or not. I'm not sure if he's gonna sleep or not. Did he say a rug-a-la? What? Why? Idiots. They didn't want to crush the sandwich. Crush them into the sandwich It would hurt so much to get hit with a frying pan like that. Yeah, I'll be the worst a cast iron Jessica in the chat said this mouse is a chef. Yeah, the movie poster for this is the mouse as a chef He's got a little hat on and everything. Yeah. We call him the original Ratatouille.
Starting point is 01:09:48 One of the first chef mice. Oh my God. He went all the way up there. He's a pioneer, honestly. One of the first chef mice. He looks like leather face. He's breaking ground here. It's at this moment in which I have to say,
Starting point is 01:10:01 Gavin, you're right. This is the third best Home Alone movie. This is absolutely third best home alone Totally agree. Yeah, yeah, good little set pieces. It's really fun. Oh He's this mess is full Kevin McAlister at this point and it's great. It's gone for the gas hole I Just don't get why you don't like home alone one and two Oh God fuck Oh God fuck Straight up going for death
Starting point is 01:10:52 Does he get blown out? Does he get blown out the top? Hahahaha! Hahahaha! Yeah! He lifted the beam! Oh my god! Does he ever get blown out the top? Holy beam! Oh my god! Does he ever get blown out the top? Holy shit! Oh my god, the beacons are lit, Gondor calls for aid. In the bathtub! Sacramento wins!
Starting point is 01:11:13 Jesus Christ, dude. I think this is the bit where the cabinet falls on his fingers. Oh! I remember this. Wow, he looks. He looks like Christopher Walken. Oh, he has a wedding ring on too. I think Mouse Hunt should have won an Oscar. Are we sure it didn't? Let me look. A shotgun. What the fuck have they been doing this whole time?
Starting point is 01:12:19 Not shooting the mouse. It was straight up good for the guns It was nominated for a Saturn Award best fantasy film Yeah, fantasy a key art or best of show audio visual and a kids choice award And it was for a blimp award favorite animal star, but it was simply a nominee. Ah Yeah, I don't know what beat it out. I don't know. Let me look I had the favorite kids quote from this film was she took me Kids choice awards Favorite Animals I get it's probably earbud right isn't this the end of the first level in Ratatouille?
Starting point is 01:13:04 Yeah, it's sort ofbud right isn't this the end of the first level in Ratatouille Yeah, it is. Yeah. Yes. It is Salem the cat from Sabrina the teenage, which ah Yeah, I mean smart-ass cat Guy I see you like the nominees were though. Let me see Buddy from airbud mouse from mouse hunt Mouse Hunt, Willie from Free Willy 3, The Rescue. Oh, really? Dude, Andrew, favorite video game from the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards 98, Star Fox 64. OK, OK.
Starting point is 01:13:44 Diddy's Kong Quest. Super Mario 64. Super Mario World 2. Yoshi's Island. Which one of those do you think won? Uh, Diddy's Kong Quest? I guess. No.
Starting point is 01:13:54 Super Mario 64. Bug bomb! How are they all Nintendo games? Oh my god! What? What the fuck just happened? He shot the bug bomb. Oh the bug bomb!
Starting point is 01:14:09 See that's some home alone shit. That's home alone too. That was plan G. That was plan G! That's pretty good man. That stunt was wicked. Yeah. Mr. Smunce, this isnie from Zepo. Jesus Christ. And now the mafia is gonna kill us
Starting point is 01:15:17 He sounds like the guy from Condor band when he's in hello, Dali Condor band when he's in Helladolly And that movie was so enjoyable it's fucking classic man aside from three or four minutes of it we don't talk about yeah When he falls off the The ski lift or whatever That's the funniest bit in the whole movie Fucking cinematic art How much for the rights to Condor Manby More than you would
Starting point is 01:16:00 Who owns the rights to Condor Manby Disney Yeah it was Disney Was that right? Oh More than you a lot. Yeah who owns the rights to condor me? Disney Is it Disney movie shit, we'll never get it they put they put condor man in one of the Toy Story shorts one time Paramount oh yeah Paramount global owns the rights to condor man hmm. I actually saw that short the other day Jeff Oh, really? Oh, yes, I've never seen it. I just I see a reference We good. It's pretty funny. I
Starting point is 01:16:31 Think I like some of the Toy Story shorts more than the at least the first two movies. Yeah Animation looks great You guys had to spend a lot of this movie dirty. Yeah. Yeah. It's a long days when you're covered in. It'd be interesting to know the sequence in which they filmed. Oh yeah, that would be interesting.
Starting point is 01:16:57 It starts with this. Yes. That would be funny if you could watch like a pop-up video version of a movie where every time it cuts to a new shot Oh, it just tells you what day it was shot on. Yeah. Oh no! Oh! No, the mouse! Oh! Oh! He's down!
Starting point is 01:17:29 Well get them out, just scoop them up and throw them outside. Smash them against a wall. Just get rid of them. Smash them against a wall. I couldn't do it. If a mouse was like that, I couldn't kill it. No, I couldn't do it either. I'd feel it too much. I'd feel the squelch.
Starting point is 01:17:42 I tried to kill a bug at the 100% eat office the other day and Jordan made me scoop it up and put it outside In the fucking snow, and it was like I think it's better. What is this? Just get it out. It's ridiculous They can't kill it They tried to light you on fire. He used you as a bullet. Yeah, look at your face. To Fidel Castro?
Starting point is 01:18:16 Wait. It's not sporting, but he didn't put holes in the... Okay. Yeah, we'll kill him slow, baby. Suffocation is on the table. Is it a felony to mail an animal in a box? Gotta be. I think you have to declare it.
Starting point is 01:18:39 There's a mouse in here. I declare this is mice. Mice. I declare this is mice Mice surely you can't mail to Cuba Well, we don't know when this took place Fair point News radio. I still have those. Yeah, the mail trucks?
Starting point is 01:19:20 Yeah. That was taken from Goldeneye. What? Wait. What the? That was taken from GoldenEye. Wait, it's going to actually reach Caster. Insufficient postage. Yeah. Oh But what if one mouse lived in it They got their stairs fixed real fast Boarded up that hole This is the same fucking house. Yeah
Starting point is 01:20:01 They don't have the money to pay their employees, but they have tuxedos and they did all that carpentry work. Yeah, but it's because one mouse doesn't live there now, Jeff. The woman helped pay for everything. Yeah, she paid. It's all forgiven and salivated and settled. And they bone like a nature documentary. I wonder if they still talk. Yeah, but he'd be proud. I was wondering that too.
Starting point is 01:20:39 Yeah, yeah, but only about the mouse. Lee Evans has got to be like 60 now. How old do you think Nathan Lane is? Older than that. Do you think they went to the... Do you think they went to the mouse's funeral when it died? I don't think the mouse had a funeral probably. He just went straight to...
Starting point is 01:21:03 They just stuffed it immediately into it. I was thinking more like how Alan Cumming has stayed in the life of that monkey he worked with that time. Jeff desperately wants this mess to be alive. You know, wishful thinking. Oh, oh, Lord. That's a lot of maraschino cherries. It'd be awesome if cherries came like that from nature Are they real cherries those freaking things? Yeah, they're like candy somehow. They're just like they make them in sugar water or something What do you think a chape tastes like with that
Starting point is 01:21:44 Guys find out next week. Oh man. I've never I've never not enjoyed fruit that much before Man like this so bad the sum of their parts was not greater Yeah, the next the next regulation podcast is pretty fruit heavy. Yeah. So these guys got back together to make, they were in the producers together in 2004, it looks like. Oh, Lee Evans was in?
Starting point is 01:22:16 Yeah, it's Lee Evans and Nathan Lane. But it's not the movie. I think it's just the state. I think it's not the movie, I think it's just the sta- I think it's the play. Ah. Ah. Ah. It looks like it's just for stage, which is a lot of fun, but like I think that's really cool that these guys got together like seven years later. Like, hey, remember that mouse?
Starting point is 01:22:33 Yeah, anyway. Now we're in the producers. But Nathan Lane was in the producers of the film too, right? Yes. Yes. He was. Yeah. Patrick Broderick.
Starting point is 01:22:44 I highly recommend watching- Did he just say Hakuna Matata? He sure did! Whoa! I get it, I get the reference. What a wonderful phrase. Okun Tansinwan. My kid watched The Lion King for the first time.
Starting point is 01:22:59 Oh really? Where's his dad? Oh God. Show him Mufasa, the prequel that I've never heard of. Yeah. I'm not showing him the live action. All that stuff sucks. Every live action Disney movie is trash. Except for Cinderella. Oh, what's that guy from? Mr. Pitt!
Starting point is 01:23:22 From Seinfeld. They got the old people on lockdown in this movie. Yeah. Why would he bring it in the house? Why would he bring it in the house? Why? The mouse is already the mouse already came out. Yeah, it would shoot through the box. It's an empty hole. He's ready. Yeah, all of Lee Evans stand up, he starts sweating like three minutes in and is just
Starting point is 01:23:46 soaked all the way through. That's incredible. He has towels and stuff. Rob Williams is like that too. Oh really? Yeah, yeah, soaked. Have you noticed Gavin in the background? Oh, not Gavin, sorry.
Starting point is 01:24:03 The other one, Andrew. The other one, Andrew. The other one? In the background of the episodes of The Traitors, Tom Sandoval is always sweating through all of his clothes. Yes, yes. Supposedly he was detoxing because he couldn't bring all of his whatever it is he takes. Oh, that's awesome. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:24:19 That's how he was just like a mess the whole time. Allegedly. They only cut to him to make him look like an ass. I guess not look, but just show how bad he is. That's the point of him being. Yes, it is. They got to know that in at some point you must. I was texting with you guys the other day, but like I wanted I think I'm going to watch this taskmaster show.
Starting point is 01:24:44 Yeah, it's good for you to watch it. Yeah, the string! I just watched a couple episodes the other day for fun. It's a good show. I think my favorite series is seven. Really? Really, that one. James A. Castor and
Starting point is 01:24:55 Oh, God Gilbert. It's a great series. Do it, you pussy! I guess the new one comes out soon. Jason Mandukis is in it, and I really like him. I think he's so funny. Is it like a US version of it or is it is he in like the British? I have I have no idea I know the English one they tried to do an American one where Alex Horne was still the assistant But they had Reggie Watts as the test
Starting point is 01:25:18 Really? They had dogshit chemistry at it didn't work. Well, yeah didn't work But also what Comedy Central was like it has to be 30 minutes. Oh, yeah. And the regular shows an hour. I don't understand buying a format from another country and then just changing the format. Well, I think when you're an executive, you just kind of like go, here are my notes and they go, well, these don't work and they go, right, but these are my notes.
Starting point is 01:25:40 Yeah. And it's taking them and use them. How else am I going to justify my paycheck? Idiot. And then you disappear. There's a bunch of other countries versions like the some European ones and New Zealand one and they're all like the original format It's like I hear they're good, too. Yeah The friend who introduced me to that show loves the other series Versions as well except for the US he said it sucks
Starting point is 01:26:02 Is that the friend who has your copy of Left 4 Dead? No. OK, we lost touch, sadly. He's trying to keep straight. Bummer. Different friend. Got it. Different friend. So how can I watch it? I just have to like download it or something.
Starting point is 01:26:18 Oh, is it? YouTube. I mean, I'm not going to watch old ones. I'm just going to watch this. That's all I want to watch. I think it's on probably on a streaming service somewhere cuz I watched it not too long ago I just found it randomly browsing some maybe Amazon or something. Okay, cool. Oh, they might be on Amazon They have everything on YouTube so far it varies a lot like some tasks are like very okay
Starting point is 01:26:38 And some are just yes, you would never come up with them yourself like they can they go off the rails There are a lot of bass hits on that show, but it can hit some really good highs. Yeah. Yeah, you get really. This is how I felt at every prop auction that we've done to see you guys. You're the you're the cowboys. Yeah, the mouse. Why did he bring him inside?
Starting point is 01:27:04 He did it. He was in He didn't. He didn't. He was in already, Eric. I don't believe it. The woman said these raisins are lovely and she's eating rat turds. This mouse. This mouse tricked me. I was watching The Sting! That's who had mustaches like that.
Starting point is 01:27:22 I saw it for one second and it made me think of guys with mustaches. That was it. The Sting is a good ass movie. Great movie. Yeah. It's probably the best of all the movies I had to watch in college. Whoa! Holy shit!
Starting point is 01:27:38 You can't get away with that in 2025, buddy. I don't think you can get away with it in 1987, dude. But nobody's even... If I'm't think you'd get away with it in 1987, dude. Nobody's even... You could have done it. Oh, no, not in front of your wife either. Oh. News radio. Hey guys, news radio.
Starting point is 01:28:01 Oh, and she's into it. Hell yeah. What? It's so funny. It's having a rummage. Oh no. Put your arm down you moron. Is this standup this physical Gavin? Oh, he's, he's all over the place.
Starting point is 01:28:34 Okay. He probably runs like a marathon on stage. It's absolutely insane. His standup. Oh, this is. Um, yeah. So this is Yeah, so this is just like every prop auction that I've been part of I'm gonna get it out
Starting point is 01:29:11 Monkey Hey, look a monkey This is crazy that guy also in Seinfeld Nope that's nope No So much is happening! Another great stunt! The fire! You're telling me the mouse did this? Save him!
Starting point is 01:29:36 He's the cause. The catalyst, if you will. Is he still bidding while choking? No. He's laughing at her. He's laughing at her. You're gonna die! 16 million? This is the craziest auction I've ever seen. The bias premium will be insane!
Starting point is 01:30:13 Back in... this may not have had a premium. 1927. They redid the whole house but left the mouse holes. He could have made a new hole, he made a hole in the box pretty quick. You can screw it back on moron. I bet this is the kind of shit that went on in my old house right before I bought it Yeah, they covered the mouse holes though swim 20 million good Lord
Starting point is 01:31:01 20 million. Good lord! Sign it now, quick! Yeah, what do they think is currently happening? Who's they? The guys. They've left the water running with the thing in the... Like they just don't seem to care. Like they know that the water's still going. Oh yeah, they're distracted by all the money. That's a lot of water for the space of one auction.
Starting point is 01:31:29 Especially from one garden hose. 22 million is my last offer? How much do you think that is worth today? About the same. I feel like at 22 million you wouldn't skip three million edgy up below. Yeah Okay, especially since he said that's my last offer he's like fuck you three million more Oh, no Oh, no, no.
Starting point is 01:32:10 They'd lanes looking at it like a flower twisting around. Gable, Gable hit. Oh, no, it's not official. That's going to lower the price. Now they have to live here with the mouse, probably. That must have been so fun. Oh, man. It was a night in the cold. I bet that was miserable.
Starting point is 01:32:28 Oh, it'd be so cold. It's not seven p.m. there. It is 30 a.m. And, you know, they filmed so much they didn't use. They're like they wanted to make sure they had plenty of of coverage so they didn't have to do that setup again. How much did this movie make? Look it up. Mouse hunt.
Starting point is 01:32:55 I bet Lee Evans' stand-up tour made more than this movie. Probably. Worldwide box office. No! $122 million. Damn. Made $61 million in the US, $60 million international. All right.
Starting point is 01:33:13 How much did it cost to make? $300,000 probably. $38 million. Jesus. That's a huge success. Yeah, no kidding. I'm surprised we didn't get a sequel I mean the US had doubled its budget
Starting point is 01:33:29 This is before anybody cared about international. Yeah. Oh flubber was 80 million For anyone cared about international Uh-huh. Oh the string. Oh, the string! Oh, he coughed it up. Lucky string! So the rat threw up the string? It's over. He's dead. What's the life lesson they're going to take from this?
Starting point is 01:34:08 There was never a rat to begin with. They were the rat. Don't kill the mayor. Continuity on their outfits and faces must have been a nightmare. Oh, it's too lucky string. outfits and faces must have been a nightmare. Oh, it's too lucky string. So they don't have anything. They still got the factory. They got the mouse live because they have each other.
Starting point is 01:34:36 That's all that really matters. And the string, the mouse's house is gone. Oh, it's the house under the car. I hope he has a little mouse suitcase. It's like Cape Fear! Yeah! It's Cape Fear! A little Robert De Niro mouse. He's fucking Max Cady'ed his ass.
Starting point is 01:34:54 Holy shit. He's going to start laughing and loudly in the movie theater behind them, smoking a cigar. Wow. Wow, an exhaust is 600 degrees, that's crazy. I'm learning stuff from the Falcons. Oh, that's pretty cool. I started looking up Robert De Niro's tattoos in Cape Fear. I think he was scary. Yeah, he was so creepy.
Starting point is 01:35:31 I think the Sideshow Bob episode of The Simpsons is the best. One of the best parody ever done. It's so good. I totally agree. Not enough people put their knife away by stabbing it into the table. That should make a comeback. Thunk. I'm done with dinner. Have you ever done that? No. Yeah, probably like yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:36:00 Yeah, so the mouse operate the mouse did this. Yeah. So the mouse operate- the mouse did this? But it- it's not regular string. It's string cheese! It's string cheese! Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Starting point is 01:36:15 They're gonna be rich! They're gonna be rich. This might be a true story. Borden? Is that you? This is insane. Borden, is that you? This is insane. I would eat cheese like that.
Starting point is 01:36:31 Me too. That seems fun. Vinny in the chat, are you fucking kidding me? That's goddamn cheese I've ever had! That's right you bitches! The hero mouse! Give a little mouse salute, come on! I like that they didn't change any of the machinery though, it's still the same old shit doing.
Starting point is 01:37:05 They hired the oldest people they could find to work the cheese. It's the old original crew. I don't know. They look older. Yeah, this is not how the original crew looked. Okay. Cheese based products. I'll take that, please. Thank you. Space based products.
Starting point is 01:37:25 I'll take that please. Thank you. Yeah. Oh, he hates it. Oh, he loves it. Yeah. He has a lot of hair. That's good.
Starting point is 01:37:44 That's good. That's good. String the herring. Peanut butter and jelly provolone? I wanna talk to you about expansion and marketing. Mr. Mouse, please. I'm gonna go eat some sharp cheddar after this. Dude, me too. We're doing, we're making rat moves after this one dude
Starting point is 01:38:07 we're right at the end of the movie and in the chat yeah my suspension of disbelief is dead that wheels on the bus a world of that string is chaos and up next is wheels on the bus oh I think that's the guy that died. I think it might be. Mr. Smuts? Yeah. What a movie. That was so much fun. Yeah, so much fun. So glad you brought that into my life. Crazy.
Starting point is 01:38:32 Home Alone 1, Home Alone 2, Mouse Hunt. Yeah. Yeah, I agree. That was a lot of fun. Falcons, thank you for being here to watch Mouse Hunt with us. Who would have thought that Mouse Hunt would have been that much fun? That was... What are we watching next, Falcons?
Starting point is 01:38:48 It'll have to be put to a vote, I suppose. Air Force One. Somebody said there's a post-credit scene. What? Oh, there's no way. There's no way. That doesn't sound right, let's see. Skip ahead.
Starting point is 01:38:58 Just trying to get us to stick around. Do we put the movies that weren't picked back into the list or do we pick all the movies? Why wouldn't you just skip ahead, Nick? Why are you googling it? Because we're watching it with other people. Okay, okay. Okay. It's the post credit scene. Who cares? There's a guy That's rude. All right, everybody skip ahead Bum bum bum bum. Oh
Starting point is 01:39:20 Who is Lester Dinkus? I don't know. It just said Lester Dinkus. And then it was like the character names. Is it? Let's see. If you hover over, I think it shows like a thumbnail of it. Boy, Nick's being a real dinkus right now. Yeah, even a lesser dinkus. OK, let's see. Post credit. No, no, paramount. Does the mouse climb the...
Starting point is 01:39:48 Let's see. Bullshit. Joker you piece of shit. No I'm just kidding. You trust a guy named Joker? He said nah I apologize. Alright well. I can't believe Joker.
Starting point is 01:40:07 Who would have thought that Joker of all people? Unbelievable. Who would have guessed? Oh, this is so much fun. Yeah. Thanks for picking my movie. So much for joining us in this mouse on watch along. I can't wait for us to watch whatever we watch next. He's been a lot of fun. I agree. Yeah, I just want to do the outro. I didn't know I was.
Starting point is 01:40:28 I was waiting for someone else to pop in. Thank you so much for watching. You're doing it. I thought you're doing a really good job. I was just talking. I was just kind of dreaming. I was in the moment. I was just having a good time.
Starting point is 01:40:39 Do you want to go for watching? Do you want to take a step back? It means so much to us for you to support. Falcons do the outro. Falcons do the outro? Take it one word at a time, let's hear it. Hang on, hang on. Hang on.
Starting point is 01:40:52 So, I'm going... Okay, there we go. We're gonna wait and see. We're gonna wait and see. Hang on. Okay, Spummer! This is your big moment! Spummer, this is your big moment. Spummer, you're gonna do the outro.
Starting point is 01:41:09 Uh, thanks for watching, uh, Falcons. You're from England, Spummer? Yeah. Gavin's not happy about that! No, it's amazing! You made a new enemy today, Spummer. Spummer, you're a Brit. I didn't even know that. Ooh.
Starting point is 01:41:28 Sorry, Gav. Sorry, Spummer. Sorry for interrupting. Go ahead. Thanks for watching, Falcons. We'll see you next time. Yeah. Way to go, Spummer!
Starting point is 01:41:36 All right, guys. That was the intro done by Spummer. All Spumheads unite, and we'll see you next time, guys. Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye!
Starting point is 01:41:44 Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye! Spommer! All right guys, that was the intro done by Spommer. All Spumheads unite and we'll see you next time guys. Bye!

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