F**kface - Mysteries & Resolutions // True Colors [81]
Episode Date: November 26, 2025Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about phone mystery, a mysterious dog, Regulation Detectives, reverse osmosis, advent calendar, Black Metal Friday, sponsorship, Ball x Pit, playing games wrong, Crackdown..., Fallout 3, radio, Regulation Colors, Blobby, the most normal, Coke, Pepsi, Starbucks, percent gravity, franchises, and sushi. BLACK METAL FRIDAY is THIS FRIDAY at https://regulationstore.com and use code BLACKMETAL to get 16% off starting Friday through Cyber Monday DECEMBER 1st we're doing an advent calendar on our Patreon all the way through Christmas Eve! Join as a free member on Patreon.com/theregulationpod Sponsored by AG1. Head to DRINKAG1.com/REGULATION to get a FREE Welcome Kit with an AG1 Flavor Sampler and a bottle of Vitamin D3+K2, when you first subscribe! Support us directly at https://www.patreon.com/TheRegulationPod Stay up to date, get exclusive supplemental content, and connect with other Regulation Listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Hello and welcome to another episode of the Regulation Podcast.
This is Episode 81.
My name is Jeff Ramsey with me.
As always, Nick Schwartz, Eric Badoor, Andrew Patton, Gavin, Free, in no particular order.
How's everybody doing?
Good, thanks.
I'm good.
I got mysteries.
I got resolutions.
I got all sorts of stuff that I'm excited to get into in this episode.
Do you mystery?
I have a mystery that it's going to feel like I'm doing a bit.
I swear I'm not doing a bit.
bit.
Andrew,
everything sounds like you're doing a bit.
I have been
dumbfounded by
a mystery that has
occurred on my phone
that you guys
are genuinely not going to believe
when I set up
because it is so
perfect to have occurred to me.
But I genuinely
will need help
from either you guys
or the community potentially.
in solving this thing
if solvable
Jeff if you had to guess
how solvable
is this going to be
on a scale of 1 to 10
you know what
Gab I'm going to be optimistic
I'm going to say this is a 7.8
on the solvability scale
okay interesting
all right
I think we're going to be able to do
some good work here
I don't think he would bring it up
if he didn't think that we can
I think we can solve it
I just I genuinely
don't know how this happened
I don't know why this happened
Should I just should I just get into this mystery? Yeah, please do
So I was I was gonna send somebody a photo on my phone
And I I downloaded something and I was gonna forward it and then I went to my camera roll
And I was trying to find it and the thing I was looking for didn't pop up
But as I was scrolling, I've got this
Dog
I don't know
what I don't know whose dog that is
I don't know where it came from
now here's the thing
one like having one random dog
that's that's in itself like whatever
it's just cats it's a whole thing
I have two photos of this dog
I have three photos of this dog
I have four photos of this dog
what is happening
five six photos of this dog
I scrolled through my can't
camera roll and I have 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 16 photos of this dog that I've never seen that I don't know whose dog it is.
Whose fucking dog is this?
Have you...
Okay, okay, okay, okay, so what is the date range on the photos?
Like, what is the...
They should have the created by date.
This afternoon.
However, how do I look at that?
How do I find that?
Here's another thing.
I don't know if you should post this.
This is one of the photos I have.
I don't know who these fucking people are.
I have no clue who these people are.
What is going on?
This is just a camera roll.
Those guys are twin brothers, right?
I mean, they look identical.
If they're not twin, no, they're twins.
They're definitely twins.
Andrew, is there, are these coming from like the cloud onto your phone?
Is there a possibility you've been hacked by these twin boys and their dog?
I don't, I don't under, like, maybe?
Is it like a family album that someone's adding to
and you're like subscribed to it and they're just going into your camera roll?
I don't know.
How would I determine that?
It looks like there's a toilet in the background with the twin boys.
I wonder if it's a potty training toilet.
I wonder if there's children.
Behind the lady standing up, that's a toilet of some kind.
That's a toilet?
I think so.
Like maybe a potty training toilet?
And I, like, I, I, I looked at this out.
Who the fuck are they?
Why do I have 17 photos of this dog?
How did this happen?
Also, nobody's going to believe this because of the Andrews cat thing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, nobody's right.
Yeah, you boned yourself with that one, man.
So, they just appeared on your phone today.
They just, uh, last night.
They're the most, are they the most recent photos in your library?
Oh, good question.
Uh, no.
Oh.
Is this your soy phone?
Yes
So does it tell
It should tell you a date
The photo was taken
It might even tell you a location
Yeah
It should have geolocation
All kinds of stuff
How do I find that
Dude I don't know
On a soy phone
I don't know what kind of phone
Your phone is a mysterious thing
In and of itself
Like we're not gonna be able
To help you with that
But there's definitely
Some metadata
Metadata that's captured
By the camera
When the photo's taken
When I go to my photos
App
and I open my camera roll, none of these photos are in there.
So it's not your camera roll.
Wait, okay, so where are you finding these?
Where are these photos?
So when I click, like, Discord into drop in a file.
It's in, I guess, albums.
I don't know if that's what...
Okay, so I wonder if sometimes on,
I just know this from my phone,
if somebody will send me a picture,
sometimes, like, with Discord,
it will go by the date that the picture's created,
not how recent it is in like my recent photos.
And so you have to like scroll back.
It's like, oh, somebody took this picture like last week.
And so it'll be back down, like way, way down, like where that stuff sits.
So that's the best I could do.
Dude, I really have no idea.
What if someone a year ago set a bunch of pictures and set the date for the future and they've just come in?
Ooh.
Is it?
So when you, so they're in your district.
I mean, they're, there, any, I found it when I went to send somebody a text message.
But you're saying you were just in Discord and you're going to like attach a photo and that's where they are.
And that's where you see it.
Yeah.
I wonder if you've just got your phone set to download every photo sent in like a group chat or sent in a Discord somewhere and it's just someone else's, it's like two different people talking about the dog, but you'll get it all the dog.
Or is it possible somebody texted you these photos years ago?
and you just don't remember it.
Because I know sometimes, like, Emily will send me a photo,
and if I don't save it to my camera roll,
I'll have to then go through, like, the history of our media via text
to find it.
It's cashed there, but not actually in the photo role.
I think I may have figured this out.
Let's see.
Do you know these twin men?
I don't.
I don't know any of these twin men.
I did, uh,
Shane did like a speaking.
course thing that I took.
And I got put in a WhatsApp for that
and I never fucking check it.
That's, and that's how they came in.
Dude. It's a WhatsApp group chat.
You have a WhatsApp group chat with these twin guys
and an evil dog.
That, okay. Well, I'm glad we got to the bottom
of that. That dog doesn't look evil. It looks like a cutie.
It looks like a cute dog. The last two photos look evil.
The other nine photos that Andrew sent,
cute dog last two photos
I think there's potentially evil in the dog
the last one is definitely a bit of an evil
dog that's what I'm saying I think potentially there's
a mischievous
I think you caught him mid-snees I think the second
to the last one he looks almost like he's in distress
like getting me out of his guys hands
I think he's planning something I think he's seen twins
for the first time and he knows there can't be two
of you
that's okay we solved that mystery thank you
we talked through that I appreciate that
I would have never figured that out without the two
of you. It's regulation detectives. This is great.
Yeah, regulation. It's the detective agency.
Second mystery
that was solved. This was solved by a community member of ours.
This was solved by it. Let me make sure you give credit.
Scythe underscore 77.
I'm going to post what they posted.
Now I'll read it.
Andrew definitely saw reverse osmosis on a Desani bottle and didn't know what it meant.
That is 100% what happened.
You can't
Reverse osmosis was the word I read
And I went
Oh it's like a coat
Because I think I read a Reddit post
Or someone was like
Isn't it reverse coke
And then I continued to do other readings
And I saw reverse osmosis
And just went
Oh okay
It's the coke is reversing into the
You took that to mean
Reverse engineering
What
Yeah you said
I really listened to it
And you say like reverse engineering
A couple of times
Yeah
So I think you just sort of
started like parsing things and putting things together yourself.
We need to get in touch with Scythe 77 because they clearly speak Andrew.
They solved it, yeah.
All of the comments to that thread are just like, oh yeah, that's 100% what happened.
It was.
Reverse osmosis, I think, is just they like squeeze it.
I don't know.
What do you mean?
They squeeze the water?
The water gets like shoved through a tiny little mesh and like stuff gets taken out of it.
Oh.
Do you mean filtered?
No, I know what that word is.
Yeah, it's type of four.
It's filtered.
Okay.
Filtered.
Well, there we go.
We had two mysteries.
One I didn't know we'd solve.
The other, I don't still fully understand, but they were right.
They're right.
They got that right.
That whole section, by the way, like, re-listening to that and you sort of, like,
going through your Coca-Cola thing is, like, it's, like, staggering to listen to.
Like, I just don't know.
I don't know how, as a listener of this podcast, people aren't, like, screaming at their
phones as this is going on.
What people should take away from that is that's how caps key happens, me never learning
shift.
Because I learn that the caps key capitalizes and then I just move on with my life.
There's no, but you didn't learn about reverse osmosis and move on with your life.
No, but I decided that this was how this worked in the sense of it made sense to
reverse osmosis to coke, but I didn't, there was like seven factors that makes that
completely illogical, but I don't.
already committed to
this is why it works.
But it's the equivalent of like you looking at your cap slot key
and thinking that it like keeps your hat on.
It's like the complete wrong end of the stick.
We're back to reverse osmosis here.
I don't know you mean by that.
I think it's the hat
specifically. I'm not a hat guy.
It's a cat.
I find it hard to relate to.
Cap block.
Cap block?
Cap.
Cap slock.
Cap slock on your head.
I see.
Just like headlining, just like headline reading and then moving on.
Sure.
Yeah.
Yeah, I get that.
That's like filtered.
We filtered it.
I got you.
Reverse osmosis.
Yeah.
Reverse auspice filtering.
You got any other mysteries, Andrew?
Any other mystery?
No, not really any other mysteries.
You know what we should do, though?
We should announce.
Because we haven't officially done this yet, even though we've been, you guys have been doing
incredible i appreciate you guys so much we're doing another advent calendar this year oh is that what
we've been doing for a couple months now since soon you guys have been i appreciate you guys so
much of finding the time to do this we we really beefed it up this year the last year oh boy
it was a bunch of individual brief recordings this advent calendar is 24 episodes sort of a best of
of content. I say best
of in a lot of
your favorite things that we do
will get done. Not necessarily every
piece is a 10 out of 10.
Sometimes you have a pallet cleanse. Sometimes you got
a little treat. Sometimes they're a little
You guys. It made a lot of
content for you. Guys, it fucking
sucks. Some of me about that stuff.
Because there's more tomorrow.
I want to just set expectations appropriately.
It is an adjutant calendar. Some things are
going to be brief. Some things are going to be
three plus hours long.
It is. You're getting big treats, little treats.
It's all great. It's just there's different sizes.
And it will be free on our Patreon, don't only our Patreon.
You need to be at least a free member as a thank you to all the people that support us on Patreon.
And also just, you know, sometimes December is a tough month for people.
So we'll have a new piece of content coming out every day from the first to the 24th.
We started this in like June.
we're still
we have like two or three more pieces
left to record
we started this in June
and we've been doing it
every week since June
and we're still not done somehow
that's crazy
it'll be 12 supplementals
12 let's place
we filmed a little let's place
we have got like two or three
supplementals left
it's going to be awesome
and it starts on December the 1st
at patreon.com slash the regulation pod
Patreon.com slash the regulation pod.
It is crazy.
So much content, and we just, we thank you so much for supporting us, and I hope you really enjoy everything we have slated.
I was thinking about it, with this being a daily drop of content, plus none of our regular programming is shifting.
We're still releasing everything normally.
We will essentially be releasing the same amount of content we made in the first year of doing F***Face in the month of December.
this year.
So if you've been around for a while,
you were there, your one, boy, are you in for a treat.
It's been nice starting in June, though,
because at no point is it felt like an absolute crunch
to squeeze out 24 daily pieces of content.
It's just been like slightly extra every week.
It's been, Andrew, commendable for the way that you rolled this out.
It has not been pulling teeth.
It hasn't been difficult.
We are getting a little down to the wire on some of this stuff,
but like it hasn't been bad.
Really good job.
And we haven't dropped the ball.
We haven't dropped the ball on the other stuff.
We are a little under the gun on some of the supplementals
that we should be doing that we could have done
that were from this thing.
But this is good.
I'm very, very excited for the audience
to check this stuff out when it starts in December.
I think it'll be great.
I just like the idea that our schedule goes apeshit in December.
It goes insane.
yeah 24 extra pieces of content and Andrew's right some of them are as long some of them are approaching the four hour mark I believe you guys are crazy for that by the way yeah I wasn't there for that the one that's broke boy I've heard about it I've heard about it almost every day it's gonna that's gonna be that's gonna be weird because like you're December on December 1st you're gonna watch a piece of supplemental content that was created in like October and then December 2nd you're gonna get something from June and then December 2nd you're gonna get something from June and then December 1st
you're gonna get something from like November 24th.
It's gonna bounce all around.
Yeah.
And one day might be 10 minutes and the next day might be three and a half hours.
Yeah, genuinely, there will be a let's play that I think is like 13 minutes long and then
maybe the next one that comes up will be three and a half hours or two and a half hours.
Gavin and I played through the entirety of a game that is like the most requested thing
that people have had for Gavin to play.
Oh.
We played the whole thing.
We did the whole thing in one sitting.
That's exciting.
It was like a fever drink.
It's great, though.
So please check out the Patreon.
As I said, you just got to be at least a free member to watch it.
Doesn't cost you a dime.
Not a dime.
Obviously, you'll get it.
If you are paying a dime as well, it's just it'll be there.
And thank you so much for supporting us.
And I hope everyone has a great end to their year.
Absolutely.
And Andrew, I know Eric just said it, but I appreciate you spearheading this,
but not only doing it and scheduling.
it, but also the variety of it,
it was nice, too. Like, it really covered
the gamut, like you said, 12 pieces of supplemental,
12 pieces of let's plays, and even within
those, it's broken out pretty
widely. So, at no point
did it feel like we were,
I don't know, just grind in the same shit, you know?
Yeah, that was definitely the goal.
And I thank you guys so much for
also just making time to record extra
let's plays and stuff on the side, like you especially
Jeff Bustin. That was sort of like,
we did a lot of the murder hotel mystery,
which will be out soon
that we're like,
okay,
let's record these on Monday
after the meeting
just that we are covered
for the less play slot
that week.
But we got that
and I guess not to
not to stay too long
on housekeeping,
but should we get into
Black Metal Friday?
I don't think we've talked
about that either.
I think that comes out
this week, right?
Yeah, I think that's a,
that's an actual point.
We probably should mention
that Black Friday
is, I believe,
is it the 17th of November?
Black Metal Friday
will be Friday.
Friday, December 28th, Black Friday, an event that you don't want to miss over Regulation
Store.
December 28th?
Nick's going to edit that out and have me, Nick, here's a clean take of November, November.
And Nick's going to edit that in, November 28th is Black Metal Friday.
That will be the day after Thanksgiving.
In two days from now.
Two days from now.
Two days from now.
Black Metal Friday will be the release of the Black Metal Regulatory.
shirt which has been a very so cool hotly sought after shirt and it will also be a reprint
of the pigeon shirt so you guys can get that stuff and and there will be a code which is black
metal to get 16% off the entire store what incredible 16% where did where did you arrive at
such a number well Andrew said we should do 16 Gavin isn't that incredible yeah
Got to love that Gavin enthusiasm.
We ordered a bunch of these shirts, so hopefully they don't sell out immediately.
We are very, very excited about the black metal one.
Of course, it's with a partnership that we did with our good friend, Burn Dog.
Bat Dog is his art name, if you're familiar with him, a very, very respected artist out there in the world.
And, of course, the pigeon stuff just did so much better than we thought it would that we had to do a big reorder of that, too.
What a day.
Black Metal Friday.
And that's all the housekeeping I had.
Thank you.
Thank you, Jeff.
Yeah, no problem.
While we're on the housekeeping front,
this isn't quite housekeeping,
but I wanted to let you guys know,
I emailed the Bell Isle Aquarium
to see about sponsoring an aquarium.
Okay.
And they have not responded to me.
Oh, no.
So I think I'm going to, I think I'm not going to give up.
I want to, we want to do good in this world.
So I'm going to give them a call,
but I wanted to give you an update on that.
Also, something else fell into my lap.
My wife let me know.
Just throwing this out there.
The city of Austin is selling the naming rights to some of its athletic complexes to raise money.
Interesting.
We could be, if we were into sponsoring stuff, I'm sure we don't have the money.
I'm sure we don't have Austin money.
We probably have the El Al-Ile money.
But they are currently accepting naming rights on House Park, which is a skateboard park, by the way.
Tony Burger Activity Center, which I don't think I would touch on all.
I think Tony Burger.
activity centers. Perfect. Nelson Field, Delco Center, AISD
Performing Arts Center, or NOAC Sports Complex. I bet Nelson Field's a baseball
field, though. It wouldn't be cool to have a regulation field?
We could rename the Delco Center? We could rename the Delco Center.
Wow, that's cool. No one uses that for anything. I don't, I don't know what it's there
for. You drive by it on 183, and I don't know anyone that does anything there at all.
It's pretty, pretty impressive. So what you're saying is that one might be cheap.
Honestly, yeah.
I think I voted there one time.
We should see about how much it costs to sponsor this stuff.
I'm sure it's ridiculous.
Yeah, we'll definitely.
There's going to be a big difference between the Bell Al Aquarium and the Delco Center, I imagine.
But I'll follow up on it.
I'll look into it.
Maybe if we're enthusiastic enough, they'll let us sponsor like an equipment cupboard of some sort.
Oh, I like that.
Regulation closet.
Maybe we could get a bench.
Yeah, there you go.
The Tony Burger Center.
Can we just name it the Hamburger Center?
Yeah, that's what we do.
Right, it's just sort of like in the name.
Like it's close.
It's a good idea.
I like that.
I'm a fan of this.
So as I'm getting older, more seasoned, more mature,
I've started to learn the importance of a daily routine.
Also, the importance of health.
As much as I'd like to, I'm probably not going to live forever.
So I have to make sure that when I'm here,
I'm taking as good a care of me as possible. Routine is an important part of that, knowing when I get up every day, knowing when I go to bed, planning my day out, it's become critical to my mental and physical well-being. And one of the things that I've been doing lately is I've added AG1 into both my morning, well, I've added AG1 into my morning routine and then AGZ into my evening routine. And let me tell you, I am loving it. I was a little unsure how I would feel about it at first, but I actually have come to look forward to it,
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myself. It's great, as they say, nutritional insurance. And with the impending holidays, the schedule
changes, the trips, the shopping, people coming in a town, people going out of town, you're doing
hosting parties, going to parties. It's very hard to maintain your schedule and your balanced
diet. You make sure you're getting the nutrients that you need, which is why AG1 is super
helpful. You take care of that first thing in the morning with a nice cool glass of AG1, and then
you know you're set for the rest of the day. And then, really, the thing that I'm absolutely
enjoying the most is about 90 minutes before I go to bed at night, I take a packet of AGZ. I like it cold.
Some people drink it warm, I hear, but you drink that about 90 minutes before you go to bed,
and then an hour and a half later, you start to feel cozy and just like you want to lay down
and relax and just melt into sleep. As a matter of fact, I have to make sure that I take it
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as someone who also had housekeeping.
I realized something really dumb last night.
I'm embarrassed to admit.
I'm playing a lot of ball ex pit.
Great game.
Great game.
I put in dozens of hours.
And then one evening recently,
Jeff and I played Arc Raiders.
And we're talking about Ball X pit during our graders.
And Jeff brought up, you can get five balls eventually,
as opposed to just four.
And I didn't really know anything.
meant by that but I went oh cool and I was playing last night I've nearly beat every level
and I realized that for the upgrade tree there's like there it's top left there's a row above
and a row bottom I realized the top row is only for the balls you can get and the bottom row
is just passives andrew and that's what he meant that's the whole game I just have been
there have been so many times where I've had the max amount of balls I could have and I keep
cycling, because you can eventually gain the ability to spend gold to try to cycle new
abilities in, and I go, I just, I don't want these. I'm trying to get, I'm trying to get this
new ball. Not realizing impossible. Could not be done. Yeah, well, if you'd already filled out
the top row, then you just recycled into your passives. Wow, that's a waste of gold. So much gold.
So you played like half a game again? Not half a game, but yeah, yeah. Gold's pretty important
in that game too, especially early on.
Yeah, well, I did another
dumb thing with that game. I talked to, and
I thought Jeff was going to be like, I did the same
thing, but he just laughed at me, where...
I still haven't done it. I've got like
55 out of 63 achievements or something, and I
still haven't opened up the full field
like you did. So you do runs, and then
you also have this field that you can open,
and it starts, you get one block of the field,
and then you have to pay to unlock each section of the
field. And the first thing I did was
I spent all my money, which is,
a significant amount, just opening the entirety of the field.
Holy shit.
Are you serious?
Yeah, that was the first thing I did.
So I had the entire field open and then like three things of wheat and like a thing of
rocks.
And it fucked up my game because the camera was zoomed all the way out, assuming that I
guess I was a normal person who would progressively expand.
So I couldn't see.
I'd have to zoom in to try to find my wheat.
It created a whole huge noise.
for me at the start.
It's also so much money.
Like, I just checked.
I have, because my game is up
playing itself in the background,
I have five plots of land still to buy,
and I've bought every building in the game
and have everything situated.
And I still had five plots left to buy,
and I just looked at them.
I still can't afford them.
I couldn't buy them all right now if I wanted to.
And I've got a lot of them.
I got like 11,000 gold right now.
It's a whole lot.
But yeah, I, uh,
don't do that.
If you're going to start this game,
I have the thing in games where
it's how I play Assassin's Creed too
before I do anything
I have to like expand my map as much
as it will allow me I just hate
having like restricted area so like
I'll go do all the towers or whatever
is the first thing I get that I get that
you want to remove as much of the fog
of war as possible
yeah exactly it's the same thing
with like any game
where there's like you can lock pick or something
I always feel compelled to
max that out because I just hate
having a locked door or something I can't get to you.
It would be fun to list all the games you've played wrong
and, like, describe the Andrew Skull that you played with
and see if, like, other people can do the Andrew Skull challenges
on some of these games.
I wonder what's the one I've spent the most time
in that I still don't know that I'm missing something for.
I'd love to find something up.
We only hear about the ones where you finally figure out.
Exactly.
There is.
And there's been some Jeff Skull games, too, like the crackdown.
Oh, right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, okay.
But maybe.
We've had a Jeff Sculler, too.
I think I played all of Army of Two not realizing you can upgrade the gun.
That's incredible.
I didn't know you could upgrade the barrel or something.
Like I was adding like different attachments, but the actual barrel, which is I think the most important one was completely stuck the whole game.
I know it's not any of us, but I still think one of the funniest I've ever heard is Bernie Burns playing through most of Fallout 3 before he discovered VATs.
Because it's impossible to fight without that in Fallout 3 specifically.
Yeah, or Barbara Dunkelman told me one time that she had gone through like maybe 20 hours of Skyrim before she discovered fast travel.
Was she like not even taking the horse and the carriages and stuff?
She was just walking.
I don't remember.
I bet actually that's in Skyrim, I bet that's not that big a deal because you find so much stuff on the way.
for sure that's crazy I have one last note if we just want to clear out all my notes for this episode
yeah sure I was listening as as you guys know I've talked about it was listening to the radio
as I have been it's a new thing of mine and true colors by Sydney Lopper came on and I was listening
to it and it made me think about what if that song was literal what if you could see colors for people
so I visualized
I did some visualizations
and I made colors for everybody
what I did
was I imagine that I was in a Home Depot
and there was a paint thing
and it was just like let's say
Eric, Eric paint
and I opened it up
what colors would I see
so I've crafted
my interpretation
of true colors
I will post them
and then you guys want to try to guess
who's you
Oh, like which one of us it is?
Whose color?
Yeah, yeah.
Whose two colors are these?
I'll do the first one right now.
I'll describe it to the audience.
Now, some have more, some have less.
No judgment.
It's just what I saw in the can.
The first set of colors is like a cream,
kind of a burgundy red,
light blue,
a green, and a yellow.
Now, before we start guessing,
is this what you guys thought this was going to be,
or did you think it was just going to be one color?
Yeah, I mean,
I mean, that's sort of just how it felt like it would have been.
The song's true colors.
Also, it's, because you've drawn on top of so much stuff,
and there's a black line under it, I'm not quite sure what that is.
But there's also, like, black little, okay,
there's like black little specks and there's an orange speck on the left.
Yeah, there's something over there.
It made me think my...
Yeah, that was a combined animal.
It made me think my screen was dirty.
It's like you sent me dirt.
That was sort of rub off my screen.
Uh, which animal was that?
Uh, probably, uh, Chukugatur.
Yeah, all right.
Yeah.
By the way, the fan art keeps coming in and it's fucking...
Oh, so good.
It's really good.
It's really good.
Thank you so much for everybody who submitted.
So we got cream, red, blue, green, yellow.
As I said, I visualized it as in I saw the can and I opened it up and these were the colors that were inside.
Pink can.
Any guests?
Who we looking at you?
Have you ever looked inside of a paint can?
Yeah, I have.
It's just singular.
I was imagining it more.
You know, like, when you get those.
Christmas buckets of popcorn and it's
three flavors, that's sort of like
I combine those concepts.
Segmented. Yeah, it was segmented. What color
do you guys think of for Gavin?
Green. I agree.
I think green as well. Green is the
first color that comes to mind when I think of Gavin.
I feel straight. It's the only one I feel strongly
about. Is it because my name
had a green outline in Minecraft?
Maybe? I don't think I've ever watched
an Achievement Hunter Minecraft video in my life.
So we'll say
I will say I drive.
I tried to, like, remove from my psyche, because obviously, Jeff, you orange, very associated with you.
I tried to remove the obvious color things.
Maybe they crept in anyway if it felt natural to me, but it was the thing I was cognizant of.
So who do we think this color scheme is?
I think it's Nick.
I think the colors represent the many personalities of Nick all crammed into one little bloke.
Yeah, something about the cream really screams Nick to him.
Okay, why that?
one. I don't know. And then like your skills, like each color's like one of them is audio,
another one is fast food. Your skill of fast food. Nick has any skill. For the golden
arches. Yeah, I think it's Nick also. Jeff, what do you think? I'll go with Nick.
Yeah, I'd take that. Okay. Do you want me to reveal who this is or do you want me to post the next
one? Post the next one. Post the next one. Post the next one. Here's the next one. Here's the next one.
It's green, blue
This is Jeff
Kind of a salmon
Orange and silver
Oh this is Gavin
Oh you think so?
Oh this is Gavin
Oh because of the salmon
This is Gavin
Yeah
I can see that
Okay I can see that
The the orange and like the silver
threw me and made me think Jeff
But the you're right
You're right
No the same
And then the gray is his personality
Yeah this is Gavin
So you think so far
Cream
Red
Blue green
Yellow is Nick.
A different shade of green, blue,
kind of a saminy, orange, silver.
Is, maybe it's not.
Maybe it's the same.
It doesn't matter.
Who do you think this one is?
The second one?
Gavin.
Gavin.
Yeah, I'm noting all this, by the way, as we go.
Here's the third one.
It is silver, a peach, and orange.
That's got to be Jeff for Eric.
I feel like it's Jeff, too,
but he already.
said that he tried to sort of divorce himself
from the thought of Jeff is orange
but I think maybe he's just too strong in
I could have just too strong I do like
the color orange too it is I
it's simple
you know that the others are more complex
insinuating a more complex person and personality
it's simply this is a this probably a good window
into what Andrew thinks of me I could see
this being me yeah
just three dumb colors yeah
it's just a bit scrottier than the other ones
and there's only three I just feel like
I'm leaning towards Eric on that one.
Oh, okay.
It's a little bit raty.
It's a little bit raty.
Yeah.
It's like a rat on an egg.
Yeah.
A rat on an egg.
Great.
And the last one.
Yep.
If the last one would have just been somebody's name, that would have been the funniest thing ever.
It would just be gathered in it now.
Yellow, blue, red, silver.
Oh, group photo.
I think the third one is me.
The fourth one is Jeff.
Yeah, I think you're right.
It's so interesting why some people have less colors.
I don't know.
It's just how the can look when it opened.
I can't...
I don't particularly identify with the last one.
I don't know.
Maybe the last one's Nick.
Did you draw one for you, Andrew?
No.
Hmm.
I didn't even consider that.
Why?
Didn't even cross my mind.
Okay, so what do we...
What do we think three and four, then?
Like, if we're looking at all these now,
what do we, do we want to go Eric than Jeff?
Are there any others that we want to reconsider?
I'm feeling like the top one is less Nick after seeing them all.
Yeah, but who is it instead?
I feel like it's more me.
Okay.
Okay, so.
As a note for people, these will all be available on our Instagram.
Yeah, you don't want to miss out of these images.
Yeah, don't worry, well, I'd love to see the community, their version of them.
Yeah. So here are our guesses.
One is Nick, two is Gavin, three is Eric, four is Jeff.
That is where we've landed.
Okay.
I'll reveal them now.
The first one.
You all thought was Nick, was none other,
than Gav.
That is my favorite one. I like that one.
It's the first one.
too. The next one
you all guessed
was Gavin
definitely can't be Gavin. Definitely can't be Gavin.
You know what? You know what? Maybe they're all Gavin. I think it might be
Gavin. You think it might be Gavin? Yeah.
Interesting that you wrote his name in a color that isn't
in this thing above you, but whatever. It doesn't matter. It was just
interesting, I guess. Sorry, I'm trying to find
where I wrote down. Okay. Here we go. Here we go. Because I did this
at a sequence. The next one.
is none other than.
Let me get these dogs out of here
that I learned who they are.
Oh my God.
Chef!
Wow!
Well, that was my favorite one.
That was my initial guess
and you guys talked to me out of it.
That was definitely my favorite.
The third one,
which is silver, peach, and orange.
None other.
The Nick.
Also, I've never seen my name spelled quite that
like that before.
It's really interesting.
Jop.
Yeah, Jop.
It's like a heart and then an EO, a tree, and then an F.
I can't believe you can't even Nick that one.
I can't either.
That's just what I saw.
I know, like, I don't know.
Very interesting.
Nick, I'm so sorry.
See, I like all these.
I don't think there needs to be apologies for any of them.
The orange kind of makes sense.
I think they're all great.
Yeah.
But those are the true colors that I saw for all of you.
I wonder if all four of us should, at some point, do you,
and then we'll all reveal what colors you think you are.
Do you know what this riding me off so much was there was a VHS of Mr. Blobby back in the day,
and he had blobby paint that was, it was blobs in the paint can, and he would paint it on in that.
I guess they used green screen, but it was pretty convincing at the time.
They painted it on all blobby in spite.
Man, but looking back, being amazed at shit as a kid, and they're looking back at it, you just think you're an idiot.
I think I was in my 20s working at achievement hunter before I realized the whale in free willie didn't jump out of the thing at the end.
I thought they did that for real.
Did you think the kid was there too?
I don't remember if I thought I actually jumped the kid.
I thought maybe that was a special effect.
That was a special effect.
Oh, fuck.
It's incredible.
That's great.
Well, I'm excited to see the community's colors.
I'm, what, can I ask you why Nix looks like that in your head?
I don't know.
I just, as I said, I gave all the setup to it.
I visualized crack it open that can.
That's what I saw.
I like them all, though.
I didn't walk away from any of these going.
We should all have to paint our offices, these colors.
Whoa, that'd be terrible.
Oh, man.
It's going to be 1984 all over my office.
It's awesome.
I guess maybe following this up, I did have a thought that I tweeted, and a lot of people
disagree, but I feel strongly about this.
if we got somebody
I think if we got someone
in this environment
let's say
one-on-one conversations
over like a Discord type thing
someone who didn't know any of us
I think over a 30-minute conversation
I would be viewed as the most normal
of the group
the most normal in a bunch of one-on-ones
I think I would come across
the most normal of all of us
in a 30-minute conversation
one-on-one
I right
Nick's out
No, no shot
No Nick would be caught
Nick in a regular conversation
When I think would be the most normal
Yeah agreed
It like
I think I think Nick is again
The most regulation guy
Andrew there's no fucking shot
I just don't believe it
I feel the complete opposite
I think Nick it would
I think Nick would destroy us all
Yeah he would be
He would be the most normal guy
You know what's normal
Honestly like water
in your tree in your backyard twice a week
because you care about your yard.
Like that's fucking normal.
Caring about college football,
like Nick is,
Nick is the normalist normal of us.
The problem is we allow him space to let his freak out.
And yeah,
I think he's only,
he's only normal if he's talking to someone about sports,
though.
I feel like if the person had no relationship to sport,
he would be freaking out over what to say.
Huh.
What about food?
I think food would be another one
I don't think food's gonna help you buy
I don't yeah no I don't think so
I don't think that's something you want to go into
all food is good
if they bring up head of M&Ms
you're in trouble
you're gonna have problems
Nick's had a normal job
he worked in radio
he went to college he's got a degree
haven't we all had normal jobs
uh I haven't had a normal job
in since the I mean I guess if you consider
the army a normal job but I don't
I haven't well I guess
You did, like, tool repairing.
Yeah, I guess I did.
That was all so...
I just don't...
You know, honestly, you get to a certain age
when you look back,
it's like watching a TV show.
It's not you.
Yeah.
Like, I bear a little resemblance
to the dude that did any of that stuff,
so it doesn't feel like me.
I get that.
So you all think Nick would be the most normal?
Everyone except me.
Everyone except you.
I agree.
Who do you...
And then who do you think
would be the most normal, Gavin?
Um...
It's not you.
Oh, it's not me
Maybe Eric, because Eric just talk to
like random dudes
And he just goes into like phrase mode
Where he just blends in by being like
Oh, you know
Just knocking up these rocks and shit
Getting ready to things
Is that what you think phrase?
I like that you couldn't think of a single phrase for phrase mode
Knocking up these rocks
I would have to adopt that
The jack have it.
Yeah
The entire point of origin is him with the beanhole
Yeah
Yeah, you're just like talking.
It's so funny you say that, Gav.
I feel like Eric has three phrases for every situation.
Like enough to carry through one, any one conversation in any scenario.
And I've heard Eric say number one with a bullet, maybe 500 times in varying situations to different people.
And somehow it always fits and it always makes sense.
Still have no idea what that means.
But it seems people are just like, yeah, yeah, definitely.
Man of the people, man.
You just got to, you learn how to just kind of blend in.
and say a thing, and it's just normal enough that everyone goes,
all right, this is a regular conversation I've had with every other day labor guy.
Okay, and then everyone just kind of moves on.
But for half an hour, I don't know, half an hour, I don't know if I could keep it up.
If I had to talk to a stranger for half an hour, I would just interview them about themselves.
I would just make the whole conversation about them.
This is something we could test out, though, if we just have someone who doesn't know any of us,
and then they could score us one to five.
a five point scale on normal
I like this idea
can we find somebody who doesn't know
any of us but is willing to do this
oh
yeah it's like how do we find them
I like that it was pretty easy
and then it's and is willing to do
this oh fuck
that was a part two to the fuck
I saw a walk right now and hit a hundred people
in front of my house that don't know who I am
I feel like that would also knock you on the
score if you just approach them and ask them to be part of this.
Yeah, that's true, too.
It's going to have to be an intermediary.
I think really what we're trying to do it here is have someone else host
Toad in the Hole.
Oh.
Once they've had enough of us, we'll move on to the next person and they can rate us at the end.
Interesting.
Oh, we're the toads being sent into the holes.
We're the toads.
And they're the hole?
Or what?
I don't, yeah, I don't know in this.
I never thought about who was the toad and Toad.
in the hole. Are they the toad? Are we the holes?
What kind of person should we get? Should it be like a...
I don't know. Be a normal person.
But somebody who's used to... Somebody who taught, who interviews people for, like a...
I'm almost thinking like a recruiter or something, you know?
Somebody who's used to...
Somebody who's used to sitting down with strangers and having conversations with them
and sussing them out and reading them, you know?
I just think Gavin is so on board for this right now.
And then when we actually have to do it,
It's going to be...
That's...
That's a really good point, Eric, is that...
Oh, yeah.
I feel like it's a phenomenal idea.
I'm dreading it.
I'm going to lose.
But I'll try...
Now, when you say lose,
do you think you'll be at the bottom
or where do you think you would place?
I'd be at the bottom.
You think you'd be at the bottom?
I think so.
I hate to say it, but I think so.
What's your lead off topic?
I couldn't even think of a phrase
Eric said. I said, let's knock up rocks. I couldn't talk to myself because I said tomorrow is chores. I don't know. I have no open. I don't know how to open. I think about tomorrow is chores all the time. I'm good at the middle bit. The end of the beginning. I'm screwed. I think about it so much. Ideally, in my ideal world, I would come in and he would, the person or he or she would already be talking to someone and I would just be joining in.
and then that person would leave
and we would just carry on.
I don't know how I would go in
and sit down and be normal with someone.
Was this on Discord or do we have to see them in person?
Discord.
Oh.
Yeah, I just don't, I don't think we could all see them on person.
I think it's whatever,
yeah, it has to be some kind of online thing.
I think a recruiter is probably a good idea
to do this.
Discord sounds easier to me.
Maybe I'll be right.
Yeah, I don't, because I don't want people to see me.
No, no, I think it has to be just a...
Because then they'll be like, oh,
they'll have preconceivable.
notions because of my catching and stuff. I'll be fucked out the gate.
Love is blind, but
for normalcy. It's sort of
what I envision. Normal is blind?
Normal is blind. I'm turning my camera on.
I'm turning my camera on
and I'm going to wear a collared shirt. I'm going to have my camera on.
And I'm going to have a different background.
It's going to be very plain.
I'm going to have my collar on,
and my camera on and I'm going to wear
a sweater and driving gloves.
So you're not
driving gloves.
So none of you are going to act normal, then.
Well, I don't want her to see my tattoos.
That doesn't, or him, whoever it is.
I don't see how that comes into it.
Because they're going to be determining how normal a person is,
and I think if they see somebody who's covered head-a-toned tattoos,
it gives them an opinion even if they try not to.
It still enters into the decision-making.
It sets me off on a different path from everybody else.
Maybe, but after half an hour, I'm sure they don't even think about it.
Maybe.
I'm not willing to take that chance.
It's also, you've got to overcome that in half an hour.
You're losing ground.
I just don't think Gavin's going to last half an hour.
Oh, that's funny.
I didn't even think about the concept of not having things to talk about, not being able to fill the 30 minutes is very funny.
Hmm.
I feel like I'm getting hot just thinking about this.
You're the one who kept saying, this is a good idea, this is a good idea, this is a good idea.
It is a good idea.
I think it's crazy that you wanted this.
to be a five-point scale.
That gives such narrow room for deciding.
Those points really mean a lot on a five-point scale.
I was thinking like a ten-point scale would make more sense, but five.
Well, I said five because there's five of us.
I assumed it would just be a ranking of normalcy.
Oh.
Yeah, that's what, I mean, Gavin, that's exactly what I thought you meant to.
I heard it like you, Andrew.
I heard of it.
100% Gavin, I was on your side.
Gavin, I'm with you.
You were right.
Team tape.
Yep, absolutely.
And Nick is going to be the deciding factor.
Nick?
No bad ideas.
Okay.
For some reason he's just sitting there.
All right, cool.
All right, thanks.
I just wanted to give a little bit of suspense.
No bad ideas.
You still think this guy's going to be
the most normal of all of us?
He still think he's track?
There's no way.
We're not one-on-one.
It's me at the bottom and Nick just above me.
I'll still outstretch you.
You're going to stretch me?
What the fuck is going on?
Hold on.
Nick, edit this.
You know what I want to see?
I just want to see a 30-minute conversation
between Gavin and Nick.
That's their show.
We need to hear what their fucking show is already
so we can use that room.
Can it just be that?
You guys go in, no preconceived notions,
30 minutes, you sit down, start a timer,
and you both start talking.
When the timer goes off, you get up and leave.
I mean, that is a great show.
But it's, it's encroaching heavily on Philly cheese steakout, which I feel like we should do first.
Philly cheese steakout has to be, yeah.
Yeah, I'm all about that.
That'll be fun.
Yeah, let's go.
I think it'll be interesting to see people potentially try to overcorrect their normalcy.
I think there's a potential in which you try so hard to be normal.
Them understanding they're grading on a normal scale, I could see somebody being thrown by someone seemingly coming across as too normalcy.
and thus lowering the ranking.
I'm not that this never
crossed my mind of all right
I got to
when I'm in like the actual conversation
I got to try to be like the most normal
I'm just going to go in and be normal
you're talking about wearing suits
right right that's the appearance
everyone else said they're not going to turn on the camera
I'm getting the advantage on the appearance
the rest of it I have no concern over
but see I even think being the only one
with the camera or whatever
I think that could hurt you
I think that's going to get a way.
Yeah, if the four people don't have their camera on and you do, I think that is a little weird.
Oh, go for it. Hey, hey, that's fine.
And when I'm all the way at the top, at the peak, looking down at the rest of you in the dirt, I got no problem with whatever you're feeling.
I think a lot of normal people have to be on camera for Zoom and stuff.
Yeah, job interviews, work meetings.
Oh, I'm not saying that that's not normal.
I'm just saying in the context of what we're doing, I feel like anything unique could make you stand out negatively.
Nope.
Could be viewed as out.
abnormal.
Exactly.
In this weird normal, not normal vacuum.
We've created.
I don't know how we get this person,
but I'm excited.
Yeah, I mean, we can't go to the community, really.
No, definitely not.
Absolutely not.
We should start a tracker of, like,
time to Gavin presenting an idea
to Gavin regretting idea.
Sometimes while I'm still saying it.
This might be the fastest.
I mean, this is definitely quick.
Yeah, I guess so.
I mean, did I want to get my asshole waxed on camera?
No.
Was it a good idea?
Of course it was.
Oh, when she pulled out the wax strip.
Ugh.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, shit.
I was very surprised when I looked at Jeff's soda drink and it was like 96 or 98% sugar the other day of your daily allowance.
I guess I'm just not, I'm not in the soda world.
but a lot of people have been pointing out how that's really not that bad for soda.
Maybe I just thought it was high because it's near 100, but a Coke is like 130% of that's why I drink sugar-free stuff.
There's like a small bottle of Coke is more Coke than you should have in a day.
I probably have three sugar drinks a year, I bet.
In the grand scheme of things, yeah.
I stay away from it.
I prefer the chemicals.
I prefer to die that way, the Aspatame and all that.
Yeah, yeah.
I have a Pepsi can on my desk.
It's 41% if you're curious, Gavin.
Oh, is that like a diet Pepsi?
No, just standard Pepsi.
Just a base Pepsi.
Yeah, I think Fago is just mostly sugar.
41%.
I'm with you, Gavin.
I think that that is nuts to consume.
Like, that is a crazy amount of sugar from a single thing.
Totally agree.
Okay
Does Pepsi have less sugar than Coke there?
But why wouldn't I agree?
I drink Diet Coke all day long.
I had one sugar drink in Michigan
when we were on vacation as a...
Yeah, I don't think any of us are judging you.
I think you feel judged.
I don't think any of us are judging you.
I just want to be really clear with you
that none of us are going, that Jeff,
no one's doing that.
The way I said I agree when you went,
Okay.
It seems a little judgy.
I used to get a large Moka Frappuccino like once a week, and I was...
Me too!
So scared to ever look up how much sugar was in there.
And I never did.
And I kind of don't want to know.
But it must have been way more than a Coke.
Large Moka frat.
They were good though.
It was like...
It was like oddly refreshing.
As someone who doesn't drink coffee, like, I don't know...
Like, it sounds good, but I don't know what any of those words are.
Would that be like your
You said you get it like once a week
Were there things that you would get also
Or are you just like
Oh that's like my one treat
I'd just do that one time a week
It'd be like a one treat
If I needed caffeine in the middle of the day
Used to do it a lot before filming
Did it feel like there was enough caffeine in there
Did it like get you going
Or was it mostly the sugar that was like ramping you up
I think the joy is that you don't truly know
Well don't look at what Nick just sent
Boy I'm gonna
This is just a regular size
By the way
Just a regular
A grande or whatever.
Okay, so this is 51 grams of sugar.
Hey, one gram of dietary fiber, though.
51 grams, I assume it would be 104%.
And then I was having the venty one.
Ooh.
That is.
Oh, boy.
Well, I haven't had one of those at least five years, so I feel right.
Speaking of percentages, can I ask a really dumb question
that is thinking about last night
I couldn't sleep
what what percent gravity is Earth
what percent
because you go to space right
and that's zero G
so Earth has to have
some G
one it's one it's one G
I would think it's probably one
Earth is one G
yeah we base other gravities
on our own gravity as a reference
right
okay so we're one
and space is zero
right space is zero if you're
it's relative to
whatever you're looking at though
like there is gravity in space
but if you're like on a spaceship that's
orbiting there's like zero G
in reference to
the ship
what's a 2G place
a 2G place?
What's a like what planet is 2G
what planet is 2G
I mean you would experience 2G in a lift
probably yeah I don't think 2G is like
that much
I think 2G is cargo
kind of fast
Like cargo
You're definitely not gonna be able to transfer data over 2G
Okay
Jeff's a 5G guy only
Only
Like if you went up in a lift
You would probably experience a few Gs
Of gravity
In the same way you would experience
Regular gravity
Oh okay
Yeah because that's fighter pilots right
They talk about that
Like Gs and knocking themselves out
Yeah like some people
sit through like 20 Gs or something
if you're wearing the right gear
has to like squeeze your legs and stuff
I wonder what's the most G's
anyone's experienced
there was a guy who was on some sort of
testing sled of some sort
I think he was testing ejector seats
and he got ejected off this moving thing
and he I think it almost killed him
but he hit like 40 Gs or something
or maybe it's more I don't know
goddamn
do you want voluntary or non-voluntary?
no. Non-voluntary, it's
214 Gs by Kenny Brack
who experienced this peak acceleration during a crash
in the 2003 Indy Car Series finale.
Oh. Yeah. Did he die?
Doesn't say.
What? Doesn't say. Yeah.
His car hit a catch fence and the crash
of violence recording system in his car captured
the extreme reading. 46.2 Gs from U.S. Air Force
Colonel John Stapp
was voluntary in
1954.
That was the rocket sled
Gavin's talking about
and went from
432 miles per hour
to zero in one second.
Oh my God.
A deceleration
that made him feel
as though his body weight
over 7,700 pounds.
Oh, shit.
And he did that
voluntarily.
Oh.
Oh, I hear.
That's insane.
I fucking love
the way they broke that up
between voluntary and non-voluntary.
Yeah. Incredible.
Yeah, I think like a trampoline, you could do like eight.
Oh, wow. Okay.
Oh. Interesting.
I was going to ask you guys a question, this question a couple weeks ago, and I never got around to it.
I was thinking about this, and I realized I had an answer, and I was surprised by my answer.
Okay.
If you guys had to pick, looking back on it now where you are in life, what do you think is the franchise, television and or film franchise?
you've enjoyed the most in your lifetime.
Oh.
Mr. Blobby.
Let me think.
That I've enjoyed the most.
I came up with the question
because I've been going through
and rewatching all the aliens
and predators and Terminators
and then I was thinking about
how none of these are that for me.
So I was like, well, what would it be?
And I came up with an answer
and I was surprised by my own answer.
I was just wondering.
Well, maybe could you share your answer?
Well, I think about it.
I think it's Evil Dead series for me.
I think I've gotten the most enjoyment
and I've appreciated the quality consistency
of the most across the Evil Dead franchise.
Interesting.
Is that even including like the more recent?
I haven't seen the most recent movie
but up until that one, yes.
Including Ash versus Evil Dead,
including the comics that I read in high school
and then of course all the other movies.
Up until recently it was maybe Star Wars.
Yeah.
Like just lifetime.
Star Wars I think I've probably,
we gotten the most enjoyment out of
and then fell off the most.
Yeah, after the most recent movies.
I feel like when I was younger,
I definitely would have set the mummy
one and two.
Wow.
I just used to love those movies.
But like when you look at it now,
you don't, like Eric,
you don't want to go back to Star Wars,
but like what would you want to go back to?
What do you feel the most positively
towards now at your current age?
Man.
It could still be Star Wars.
I don't know.
I just like,
no, no, I get it.
I understand what you're saying.
It's hard
Man, those
No, because even like those
Batman movies, there were only like two of them
that I really liked.
I don't know.
There's not a lot of franchises
that are good consistently.
I mean, for Gavin, Gavin, is it Bond for you?
Oh, Bond, yeah.
Oh, that's a good one.
I mean, I
feel like nobody really watches Bond
because they're good, though.
You kind of just get into the franchise
and you recognize that there's some dog shit in there.
Yeah.
But yeah, I have some.
I spent a lot of time knowing and watching and, like, researching Bond, I guess.
Halo as well.
Yeah.
Oh, Halo, yeah.
A weird one for me, and I was just thinking about this sort of, as an aside from the question
you're asking, Jeff, is the Simpsons hold such a special place in my heart, but like,
it's such a specific time period of that show and of those games, but I still get really
excited about whenever there's a new Simpsons thing.
Yeah.
But I have no interest really in, like, engaging.
with current Simpsons.
But I also would be sad if it went away.
It is a very odd thing.
Simpsons is a really interesting one in that way.
I saw that they were making a second movie again, or finally.
And I got really excited about that,
but I haven't watched an episode of The Simpsons in three or four years,
and I could at any Sunday night I want to.
Yeah.
I have a hard time with this because I don't like most TV,
and I feel like movies fall off so hard,
especially with, like, franchises.
But if it's a game, it might be just like the Grand Theft Auto series,
is like so
so unstoppable for me
like I just don't know
that there's anything
that like comes close to
those games
there's never been a bad
Grand Theft Auto
no I just don't think there is
like I didn't like GT London
yeah that's because
Britson and stuff right
I just didn't find it as fun as
one and two and three
like
even Fallout like isn't
street fighter maybe
I don't know
that's interesting
street fighter's interesting
yeah but I don't even
play like the newer ones
like it's just not
Grand Theft Auto
I think just has to be it
I was just thinking
about how good Alien Earth was
and how it made me like
the alien franchise more
and how I've liked
the alien franchise the entire time
even the bad movies were okay for me
but I don't know that I ever liked it
enough to like say it's my favorite you know
I've always appreciated it
but I wouldn't say I'm like
the biggest alien fan
so you start thinking like
what am I the biggest
fan of, like, what do, you know?
I feel like I would like franchises a lot more
if I was less of an idiot.
Like, I really,
really loved Super Mario 64.
It was like my first 3D game.
Loved their N64.
But for some reason, I don't
entirely know why or what happened.
I didn't realize that
Super Mario Sunshine was like a sequel.
And Super Mario Galaxy was like
a sequel to that and they were the same kind
of 3D platformer games.
So you just never played them?
Yeah, I just saw them on the shelves.
I was like, Super Mario Sunshine.
And I just like looking at the back of the thing.
I was like, I, you saw Mario and you went, well, this certainly can't be related to
Mario.
Well, I thought it was just a different Mario game, like a Mario golf or like a Mario party.
I didn't realize it was like exactly a 3D platform that I was looking for.
Right.
So I played Odyssey and I was like, oh, this, it's like the old days of Verizon 64.
And then I just discovered all these games in between.
I think it was just because I went to Xbox and I just kind of got away from
Nintendo sure that makes that fair oh maybe Zelda then actually
love that series Zelda's Zelda's a good one but I think that there are some
stinkers in there that I'm just not a fan of at all
I'll think more about this Jeff I can't think of the thing that I love that's like
a media property or like entertainment all the way through right or that you like
today as much as you did when you're a kid like I can't I spent most of my
childhood with Star Wars and the X-Men, right? And I just don't give a shit about either of them
anymore, honestly. You know, I wish I did, but I don't. I don't care about comic books anymore.
I wish I did, but it just got like, the Marvel thing just beat it to death. And I just lost
all enthusiasm for that. But I was reading an article about Ash versus Evil Dead the other. And I got
so fucking sad remembering how much I loved it and that it's over. And I was just thinking,
Like, God damn.
Once again, here, it's something that I'm enjoying in my 40s as much as I did when I was.
I remember how excited I was when Army of Darkness came out and how great it was to go see it when I was like 17.
And it's weird to think that that's the franchise that has maintained my interest my entire life.
I certainly wouldn't have picked it out of a lineup at any point in my life, you know?
Do you think anything will go the other way?
Will you eventually like stuff that you hate now?
Maybe.
Boy, I hope so.
Do you think potentially you could like sushi?
Yeah.
I mean, I totally, I think that's totally possible.
And that's why, you know, from time to time you got to try stuff that you don't think you like over again.
I didn't like, I didn't like Indian food until I discovered I liked Indian food when Gus and I had Indian food once, you know?
And now I've my favorite types of food.
So I don't enjoy sushi, but it doesn't stop me from going and slamming it down my fucking gullet every time I have to and giving it a shot.
I was under the impression that people who don't like sushi just haven't had a piece of sushi they like.
but they actually would like it if they found it, because that's what I was. I was never interested in even trying it. And I was like, oh, wow, this is pretty good. But you genuinely, you genuinely don't like it. You've eaten probably more sushi that I have in terms of like variety. And you're like, yeah, I'll eat anything you put in front of me. I'll give it a shot. I just won't like it. That's fine. But it's not going to stop me from doing it. I will say, in the sushi world, I'm not mad at Sea Bream. I'm okay with that.
that's about it
interesting
yeah
C-bream
for whatever reason
that's okay
but for the other
yeah
but I'll keep eating it
and maybe maybe one day
you know I didn't like spicy food
until I didn't like spicy food
at all until I was in my 30s
and then I like one day
I just flipped a switch
and I couldn't get
anything hot enough
so I'm entirely receptive
to the idea that my body could flip
and I could be like
the world's biggest fish dude
someday maybe someday I'll be like
I'll just be like
eating mayonnaise out of a jar
happy as can be
but I feel like it would have happened already, maybe.
Andrew, if you had to start being a food guy
for something you don't eat like an egg,
or if you just got into something you've never had,
what would it be in 2026?
And this is just purely hypothetical, right?
I don't need to strive for this.
Well, maybe not.
I like what Jeff's saying with the mayo,
because I like mayo, but I need my mayo of secret.
I think if I could get over that hurdle, that'd be good.
You need to not see it?
Yeah. Like I've made sandwiches for people that have mayo in it and just like, it makes me want to puke.
I don't look at it like the old thing. But I don't mind how it tastes as long as I don't know it's there.
What's been the most recent, I know we should wrap up, but what's been the most recent discovery for you of a thing that you didn't think you'd like, but suddenly you do? Or you discovered that you like it.
Oh, I got one, which is wild. I've noticed a few things, but one recently, talked.
talking about it earlier. I used to be a crush guy over a Fanta guy. Now I can't stand
Crush. I'm all about Fanta. Big Fanta guy. Oh, how about Sun Kist? Don't have that in Canada,
but I hear it's good. Oh, interesting. Dang, Fanta over Crush. Okay. Anybody else?
Over crush. I'm not a soda guy, but that seven up tropical whatever that we got another
12 pack of at the office, that is something that I really learned. I'm probably going to have one
here in just a minute. I'm already at the office and I'm probably going to have one here in a
Nick because man, it's real good. And again, I'm not a soda guy at all. I'll have one. I'm going to drink
Nix. You definitely did light up when you saw that at the grocery store. I got excited. Yeah,
like that has never happened to me with soda before. I didn't drink soda as a kid. Like, I don't really
like soda at all. I think for me, it's got to be ice coffee. Oh, okay. Ooh. I didn't like,
I'd never lie. I only liked hot black coffee, you know, and then Lewis Medina kept
forcing it down my throat when we would go on all these trips across the country. And just
one day, it just took. And now it's all I want. Where did, but you could have just got a hot
coffee surely wherever he was getting the iced coffee from. Oh, I've done it many times. But like,
sometimes it's like July or August and it's hot as shit outside. And he's drinking a hot blue bottle
or whatever. And you're like, I don't want this. It's four p.m. You know? And, and you're like,
fuck it. He's like, get the ice one. Try the ice one. He was all, he always had like iced in his fridge. And he
He was always, he was an iced coffee peddler.
And so he gave me a couple for free,
and then now I'm paying for him.
I think my next thing will be black coffee.
Hot black coffee.
It's, you can't go wrong.
Great base.
And this was a great episode.
Yeah.
It's great ending.
Look, I'm not a closer.
Well, you're the, you,
You wrap. You're the host.
I just did. Just keep wise.
Okay, hold on.
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