F**kface - No Longer an Andrew Sympathizer // The Nick & Cranny meets Nick's Knacks [46]

Episode Date: March 26, 2025

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about Meg's change of heart, Gavin's computer crashing, Worms is 6 players, first Let's Play video, third times a charm, Mario Party March, dart boards, hot spoon vs cold spoon, condiment fork, antiques, tendrbendr, truck nuts, taste bud nationality, and Wheel of Games. Sponsored by Bear Mattress. Bearmattress.com, promo code REGULATION for 40% off Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I got like fat silence. Fat lines! Like normally silence is skinny. Do you need to take a minute to look at your fat silence. Fat silence. Like normally silence is skinny. Do you need to take a minute to look at your fat silence? Yeah. No. Okay. Just concerned with it out loud, but then asked if we want to fix it.

No. Cool. Right on. Cause technically the podcast hasn't started yet. Now would be the time to fix it. That's true. It's way it's way easier to fix it before we record than after. When I expand it, it's skinny still. But when it's normal size, it's fat.

Which do you normally record in? The skinny or the big one? Full size. Well, usually it's small. OK. You you heard him say that and you said, OK, OK, it's fine. OK, very reluctantly. Hello and welcome to another episode of the regulation podcast. This is number 46. My name is Jeff Ramsey with me as always. Gavin Free, Andrew Panton, Nick Schwartz, Eric Badour.

How's everyone doing? Meg is no longer an Andrew sympathizer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I said that. I figured that was happening. I said that. Yeah, I predicted correctly. I think that was a reasonable episode to come into. I've been adding to a list of places that you lost her, including white chocolate is for us.

Also, monkey movies are good and wiping standing up. Monkey movies are good is just a that's a she's wrong about that one. Not being good. Monkey movies are great. Yeah. I remember project X with Matthew Brodyk. That was a great film. She was also really excited to listen to our watch along of Dunstan checks in. And then I had to break the news that we never actually did that.

Oh no. Oh, we didn't. It's so funny. Yeah, I was talking to Meg over the weekend and I asked her if she could just keep a list of all the things we said we were gonna do that we never did for us Maybe revisit it at some point The Planet of the Apes movies alone, I mean space chimps What do you mean the planet is who is don't count

They're the most monkey movies ever of all of all the stuff that she said that she doesn't sympathize with you About or whatever like she that like a change of heart the monkey movie is the that she doesn't sympathize with you about or whatever, like she had like a change of heart. The monkey movie is the thing that's like really tripping you up. Well, because I think it's the worst take. I think my other takes I could see not like a monkey movies is crazy. That is the hill I will die on MVP to the MVP to alone. Forget Dunstan checks in.

That's the watch along classic film. What was the Amy wants Raindrop drink movie that was with the white gorillas? Michael Cronko. Congo. Yeah, that was a good one, too. I never saw that one. Yeah. Did the Amy was the gorilla and she drank martinis to calm down on stressful flights because she wasn't a good flyer She called it a raindrop drink

Because she can she can she could do sign language. Oh My audience. Oh What happened? I think my computer is pulling apart. Oh What but we did a whole thing about how you said everything was fine. So now I don't think I don't think that was in the episode. I feel like we probably didn't know. Yeah, we got it. It has to be now. Yeah, good job, Gavin. We begged him, right?

We begged him. And Gavin is the most technically adept of all. Hey, especially after fucking Mario Party March today and how long we had to spend on Andrew's goddamn computer. Like, why are we... It's been weird too, because Andrew's computer has gotten progress... I don't know if you've noticed it, but it's gotten progressively worse every day for about four days.

I thought yesterday was the worst, but today, he just wasn't there. Just wasn't working. Things are just getting worse every day, and then for Gavin on top of it Wow, I still think it's crazy that you reformatted in the middle of the week on day 21 of Mario Because my computer kept blue-screening constantly Hey, look, he's back. He's back. How did it go? How's it look?

How's it sound? Sounds fine. It crashed for a completely different problem. Oh, what was your problem? It said there's too much shit open on my computer, so it dropped out and there's nothing else open apart from Discord and all that shit. Could it be the million of files that you have saved? All the files you keep? All the things you like to store?

You think I store them on my computer? Oh, you're storing them somewhere. Yeah, on different drives. OK. You're storing them. I know you got them just all the way, man. I do. Gavin's a big file guy. He loves storing them files. Well, here's here's a secret. You. Gavin's a big file guy. He loves storing them files.

Well, here's a secret. You should also be a big file guy. Nah, don't need it. You should also have all the files you've made. Don't need it. Don't need it. We literally needed it for F***face season one and two. Well, yeah, because the company we worked for got shut down.

You think we're gonna get shut down and then start over? If we get shut down, there's no starting over at this point. What's it got to do against shut down. You think we're going to get shut down and then start over if we get shut down? There's no starting over at this point. What's it got to do against shut down? There were your files because we lost the things. We lost the ability. We had to make a new feed. So we needed these files.

We're not going to need a new feed again. Don't need the files. The files were on my computer. OK, what's the difference between this and you not wanting to do a fucking five count at the end? It's the same logic. Because one is very useful when we need files and one serves no purpose whatsoever. Yours serves no purpose whatsoever.

If we lose this, we're done. Why is it when we stop recording, don't we spin around three times in our chair and do a little fart? Because it's pointless. It doesn't we spin around three times in our chair and do a little fart because it's pointless It doesn't help the process in any way You say that but if it was if that was a file you would back that fucking thing up until the end of time If it was a file was something you can save it was something that was savable you would save that shit until D-Day Or T-Day or whatever the Terminators come not is not that shit until D-Day or T-Day or whatever the Terminators come.

Not it's not D-Day. D-Day was a different thing. Well, when would E-Day? That gears of war, God damn it. One of the days that has a letter in it. While we're arguing, I need to think again at the end, Nick, by the way, while we're arguing, the whole worms debate of how I knew it was a six player game.

Go ahead. Yeah, go on. Go ahead. Was that a serious argument? Of course it was. What do you mean? Because the calm down, you don't understand the argument. The argument was that it's wild that you never brought up in a scenario in which we were sitting people out that we can all play. Not that I think we take responsibility for not knowing. We should have known then. But it is wild that you never articulated. Correct. No, I'll tell you why. No, it isn't.

The first time when we started that, when we took over the Let's Play channel, right, The first time when we started that when we took over the let's play channel, right? It was it was Jeff and Gavin doing stuff We needed a fourth just to get someone in for worms and then Nick and Gracie didn't play Didn't didn't need that many people I don't what hang on wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait There's a video I just Nick and I do in Texas chainsaw massacre together just him and I get that. We got the first video. The first video of the new channel was worms. Well, the first video of the new channel was a halo to thing that you and I did that you

never put out. That wasn't the first thing. It started as the three of us. One of the first recorded ones. We're talking about it as the three of us playing worms. We need a fourth. There's three slightly too many. Eric stepped in. Nick was fine sitting out.

Gracie was fine sitting out. Right. The next game of verbs, I wasn't there. So it was everyone else for again. But they're definitely. Jeff knew that there were five people in words because he's been in a five player world. So there's no there's no proof that I have actually been in a five player worms. The five player worms that keeps getting brought up was Trevor on my account. That's been debunked clearly.

Wrong! There was a six player worms that Trevor was on your account. There was a five player worms where we were showing Fiona worms. Okay. You know what? I'll concede that I may have at one point in my life played one five player game of words across the hundred thousand hours of video games that I played professionally, sometimes six to,

I don't know, 10 hours a day, five to six days a week for all about two decades. And then I left about four or five years before you did and you continued to be in multiple six player worms videos. But that's not even really what I want to talk about. What I wanted to step in and say, I think this is a guys, if everybody takes a step back, take a 10,000 foot view of what just happened. This was a superb act of deflection and gaslighting by Gavin to take us so far down the road so far off the path of the

original issue which is that Gavin refused to fix his fucking computer problem before we started recording and we begged we literally on and you're gonna hear it because we recorded it begged him to do it then his computer crashed then in the height of Gavin being at the wrongest of the wrong, he somehow flipped the script and is arguing a worms issue from five fucking videos ago. Oh, I just figured while we were arguing, I would argue about the thing. We could go back to me and my computer if you want, but just know this. We were at no point in any of the videos I was in were we scrambling to fit a fifth person in? You know, I think it's interesting is Gavin likes to keep every file, but he doesn't like to upload them. That's what I think is interesting.

Yeah. Cause I uploaded all my Mario Party files this week, but you uploaded a, an audio file that was just the game music. Instead of your voice. So I did today. What was that about? That today? I don't even know what you're talking about. Well, did we have to use Craig last last like a few tons ago?

Oh, yeah. That's because my computer is failing as we established. I feel like I feel like what we can really point at and look at here is that all of the problems are Andrew and Gavin and Nick and Eric and I are sitting back with our feet up clean as can be. Yeah, I got I got no problem not being the problem. That's that's never been an issue for me. We had to mute you in a video this week because your your mixer wasn't working. You had to mute. Oh, that is true. That is. You turn into a robot. There you go. That's great. Well, so far, Mario Party March has been, I think, the third time I've ever been late to anything for this entire company and the first time I've had an audio issue.

So, you know, there you have it. Also, Eric, you're not the only one who's been late. Nick is Eric. What? Who? What? Jeff. I was late. You got there. I was late and also Andrew was late, so you're a good company I've seen people fumble their way through names before getting to the correct one, but never for their own Dude I can't get the answers so I had to go to me Pointing fingers everywhere else they couldn't get them to come back around.

I can be done arguing. Yep, good. But I wasn't... how do I know if I'm gatekeeping information? Because I... all of the things that I know are the things that I know. How do I know what you don't know? Ask us? Well, no, it's just there were you were in videos You've been in content with worms in which we sat people out and you didn't Anyone out it was bringing in a for You talked about how Nick and Gracie sat out you said those words

You were sitting out too until we said we need a fourth and you said I'll do it Like could have that was what we get as we go to put Gracie and web she never played it My hair I had never played worms Nick had never played it. Well, I think that was the argument. No one's played it. So we just need one person to start you making Well, I think that was the argument. No one's played it. So we just need one person to step up. What argument are you making? The argument was we weren't trying to squeeze six in. We were trying to get four. Jeff, what is he deflecting from now? I don't know, man. This is like in the old days when Sal the stockbroker would call two Chinese food restaurants

and have them talk on the phone and try to place orders with each other. And you just can't under, you can't follow the logic of what's being said. I have no idea. I feel like Gavin's arguing against himself and for himself. At the same time, how am I supposed to know what you don't know? That's my overall that's my overall point. My point is that it's just you've been in videos in which we reduce the four where we didn't need to. When we started regulation, the regulation, I think the first warm stuff we did.

Nick, you said the first one. We didn't do that in the first one. And the let's, you're talking let's play. I'm talking when we started regulation gameplay. Okay. Those are the things. He said okay so fast. This is what happens. This is like talking to Nick at 100 percent. Eat. This is like this is insane. I'm pretty sure. And I haven't gone back and checked because this was almost a year ago. But when we're recording like the first worms content for this channel,

I'm pretty sure we only had four people and we had one person swap out based on like who died. There is definitely a system we made where it was either who was whoever was in last or whoever one had to swap out and you were in those videos. And it's odd that you never vocalized it then because you like to vocalize things. And I'm not saying that's a bad thing. It can be very helpful. It's very good thing. Very helpful. All right. When you when you provide me that video.

I know I don't need to because I'm not the fucking you need to prove your innocence. I'm not taking you to court. That's what we do on this show. The first thing we did was take you to court. You seem to have loved to have gone through every inch of this fucking case outside of now where I've given you an area in which you could be wrong. And then you're like, you go dig it up.

No, you finish your investigation, but you're the prosecution. I don't care. This is your case. You're the one that's arguing this. I'm willing to say that we should have known. I've always said we should have known. It just was also crazy that you never articulated it at that point. That's all I'm saying.

And if you want, when you save these files, we can review this in 2046. Do you wanna go back? Well, that's after we bankrupt twice and we have to redo this again. What would be the new name for regulation podcast if we bankrupt? I don't know, we've done it in charm.

I like third times the charm a lot. That's a great name on the fly. Well, there you go. Let's fail here so we can succeed there. That's perfect. It's so awesome when these arguments happen. And again, I posted a slider.

I'm at a 10. This episode's a 10 for me. Yeah, I love that. This is Sal asking if he can stay the night at Howard's house. Good to me. Like this is, to me, to me, these arguments are all timers. I'm having a great time.

I love this. But you have to Meg listens to this one. She'll be on my side on this one. What I love about this though, is when Gavin asks a question, he's presented with the answer and then he says, yeah, or okay. And then the argument keeps going. I just, I just don't think I'm right. And for those who aren't on our gameplay stuff,

this all came from played a game of worms. One person was sitting out. I said, everyone could play as a five player game. And I got yelled at for about 20 minutes. Just cause we didn't know. Which I think is bollocks. You got yelled at way more now. Or if you would have just opened your fucking mouth 40 years ago. I opened my mouth the first time I thought to open my mouth. Well think better and faster.

No, I think the argument is that it is wild that that was the first time in which you felt because we should have known. You're right. I agree with that aspect of it. We're all at. Yeah. Apparently, in in my 14, almost 50 years of life, there was about a 27 minute window where I was aware of this, too. I should have definitely remembered that. Jeff forgot that we were doing Mario Party March like on date

19 he was at his computer. I was editing so all right Gavin texted me Sitting in there going where the face Jeff. Okay, where's Jeff? I text Jeff the word where and he replied where what and I replied where you? Where what? And I replied, where you? And I went, ah! And opened a different window. Mario Party March has been crazy. It has been so much fun.

It's also been the worst because I'm so sick of waking up. It's been brutal. There's no break or relief. No, and it's constant. But the turn when it goes against you and boy, has it gone against me and has it gone against other people. You just spend all day thinking about it. Nick, is that true?

I think about it from time to time. Like it just you dwell on it because you can't, you know, if something bad happens, typically in a Mario Party game, you just go on to the next turn and you can immediately start work on digging out of that hole. But if you fuck up and because we're doing it so early every morning, it's just your whole day. It's all it's all you can think about.

It's been such a fun way to play that game that I also never want to do again at least at that hour. No, no, we have to figure something else out. But at the same time, like, I just don't trust us throughout the day to, like, not have other things scheduled and whatever. But man, that that early recording slot. What a jump start to your day. Yeah. Wow. That early recording slot. What a jumpstart to your day. Yeah, yeah. Wow. What you're just going now. It's crazy.

You guys don't like the idea I presented the other day where next year we do this again, but we do it twice, nine a.m. and nine p.m. concurrent games running at the same time. No, no. Just double down. I don't. I really like the nine p.m. one. I'll sign up for that instantly. I told my wife that this morning and she said, that's too easy. You should have to do it at noon and midnight. And I was like, what the fuck are you talking about?

I'm OK with that one, too. You mean that one noon and midnight? You want to do one at. OK. Hey, are you OK? Hey, Gavin, you OK? Well, I'm just trying to think of the time we did a podcast at the beginning of the end of the day. It was awful, wasn't it? It was a great episode. It sucked. It sucked ass. It sounded like Gavin was about to share information and then thought better of it because he didn't want to get in trouble for sharing it. Yeah.

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so we are doing back to backs today, which I'll be honest, stressed me out yesterday because I was looking at my notes and I just have a section of dregs that I've just been pushing off. That's all I've got, like four little dreg notes. And I thought that could be my contribution to one episode, but I need to come up with some new ideas or something.

I was laying in bed, just racking my brain. I couldn't think of anything, so I need to come up with some new ideas or something. I was laying in bed just racking my brain. I couldn't think of anything, so I went to bed. And then the idea fairy came and visited me in my sleep. And when I woke up this morning, I was vomiting ideas. I had five ideas at the same fucking time all at once this morning. Wow. To share with you guys. Like a freestyle machine of ideas.

It was like a little machine gun, but it was only only have five bullets in it But they would they the succession was rapid. It was like Even faster than that. Maybe do they build or are they all like completely unique? I'm gonna let oh, I think they're well You'll see can I share them with you guys? Of course? All right my first idea you guys know dart boards, right? Yeah Yes, you have a dart board It's round you play the game where you try to get the dart in the middle or strategically around the edges. There's games called cricket.

There's just like, but they're dart board games, right? Why don't we have dart board games? Why does a dart board have to be just a circular thing on a wall? Why can't it be much larger? Why can't it be like Candy Land? And you're throwing darts to go places on the board and then you end up being like,

oh, I missed, I'm in the fucking, I'm in the swamp, I gotta go back three darts or whatever. Why can't we innovate on the dartboard itself? If people can put pickleball courts in their backyard, if they can build like fucking rock climbing walls in their garage, why can't you dedicate a wall in your garage to a dartboard? That's wall size that you can create entire board games on I think we can revolutionize the dartboard industry and dartboards darts as a sport in general

I mean you get a few dart things you got a lawn darts you got the dartboard You got the throwing balloons or no you throw the darts, not the balloons. Now, what about that? What if you had to throw the balloons at the darts? I'm okay with that idea too. I just think that we did that thing as a culture and a society where we built a dart board and we went good enough and then nobody thought to innovate.

And it's just been sitting there. They've just been sitting there collecting dust in every garage in the world. Across the universe, people are ignoring dartboards, but they don't have to if we made them a fun shape and added new mechanics to the game. Think about it. That's my first idea.

We don't even need to add new mechanics. We can just say it has AI in it, because that's what every major company is doing now AI dartboard dartboard 2.0 What does the idea? I don't know. I don't understand why every company is fighting so hard off After something that I don't know anyone who cares about yes, let's got an AI Look at that AI in short people that. Just who are those people? I can think of a couple of people I know personally that are fucking in love with

it. Talk about it constantly. You know, one of them having a eye and stuff. Yeah. And using AI for stuff. I mean, even to this day, like you look at stuff like Siri, which is, I assume, over a decade old, I've never used it for anything other than saying a timer. So maybe I'm not the best use case for AI. I finally used Alexa the way you're supposed to the other day, I think. I usually just ask her what the weather is, and sometimes I'll ask her to play a song.

But yesterday I was I realized I needed to to descale my coffee maker, and I couldn't find the descaler since I moved. It's like one of those things you use twice a year, you know? Yeah. And so I thought it's like six bucks. my coffee maker and I couldn't find the descaler since I moved. It's like one of those things you use twice a year, you know? Yeah. And so I thought it's like six bucks. I'll just buy more. And I looked at my Alexa and I thought, I bet I could just tell this lady to buy it

and she'll buy it. And I did and she did. I just said, Alexa. Well, she's in the downstairs. I said, Alexa, buy descaler, coffee descaler. And she goes, you purchased this on October 7th, 2023. Would you like to purchase it again? And I was like, yes.

And then she's like, ordered. It will be here Friday. And I was like, why haven't I been doing this for years? I've had this lady in my house for like fucking six years now. Well, you prayed to her. That's true. I did pray to her that time. Anyway, so that was my first idea. Now I have four more ideas I'd like to share with you.

Here's my second idea. Hot spoon. Think about it. An electric spoon that also heats your food up while it's heating up on the stove even faster. I thought it might exist. So I have another idea for you. Wait, okay. Cold spoon.

A spoon that cools things down electrically. When you want, like say your soup's too hot and you're like, oh, it's too hot and you gotta blow on it, cold spoon. too hot and you're like, oh it's too hot and you got a blow on it cold spoon Decently cool spoon that you put it in that just cools things down So you don't have to blow on them or just slightly warms it up if it gets if your soup's a little too cold I mean could that be done with just like a hollow spoon full of a cooling liquid that you just keep in the freezer Yeah in my mind it's done somehow with watch batteries and electronics, but yeah, it can probably be done that way too.

I'm gonna take a step back and say I don't know if it's the hot spoon. I think what I was thinking of is they made a spoon that makes it things taste salty. It adds a sodium taste to salt spoon. Is is hot and salt the same to you? No, but I think I just went innovative spoon. But I'm trying to. I'm sure it was. I know my brain went technology spoon and I immediately went. So well, now I'm trying to remember if adding like a salt taste was a was a side function of the hot spoon.

It was at CES this year. What was the spoon? So I invented something this morning that's already at CES this year. I'm like six months too late. That's so close. But I but it sounds like they didn't bring a cold spoon out. Salt spoon, CES spoon, electric salt spoon. Salt spoon is a tableware type device that enhances the salty

and umami taste of low sodium foods with the power of electricity a Weak electric current is passed from the tip of the spoon to the food to enhance the taste of the meal Now see if it heated or cooled it that we'd be on to something But that's the type of spoon you want Jeff like visually right like you want to yeah like that Yeah, does it electrocute your food make it taste more slowly? Apparently I guess so. And then I just have electric plates.

Yeah. Is it to what if it's too electrified? Do you think it would like it would zap you and be like you wouldn't get hurt? It would just be too salty. Oh, too salty. I want food that when I lift it off the plate, there's a small arc. Tangy. What is like when you electrocute a pond in a video game? What if there was a condiment fork?

So imagine a ketchup in a fork. You can stab a couple of chips or a couple of fries. Little squirt of ketchup comes out of the fork. Yeah. What if at the end you can squeeze like the tip, you like push on the tip and it squeezes a little at the front, right? As it goes through the mouth. So you get like the perfect amount. And that way there's no soggy factor because you're putting ketchup on the chips right at the last minute. I like this. That's interesting. Maybe we should get into the silverware lab. Yeah, it sounds like we really should.

We made forks before. That's true. We made some pretty awesome forks. I'm not giving up on a hot spoon, cold spoon. And I really like the idea of flavor injectable forks. Do you sell canisters or is it like that fork is what it is and then you have to buy new forks. It should be washable and refillable I assume.

Yeah. Now, unfortunately, utensil mate has come around and it has a Kickstarter. I just sent an image, here's a link to the Kickstarter where they were looking for $18,000. Unfortunately, they only reached $2,900 on 54 backers. But this project did not reach its funding goal by August 19th of 2015. So we might be a little behind the times on this one.

Everything. Maybe it was an idea ahead of its time and it just needed to be reinvented by the right people at the right time. That looks horrific. That's a terrible picture with the hat. It's a really bad mock-up of what that thing would be. Yeah, we could definitely improve upon that. I don't think anything should be visible from the outside like that. I think it could all be done internally. But those, alright, so those are my first three. So far you got Dart board games, you got a hot spoon, you got cold spoon.

Are you ready for idea number four? It's a two parter. Yes. The idea number four, Nick, this idea is specifically for you. I think a lot about where we're going. Andrew mentioned earlier that we're gonna go out of business at some point and then form a third time's a charm company.

We've got a lot of tumult in our future, but at some point we will have all accrued enough money and success and age that we can retire. And Nick, I worry about you and your retirement. So here's what I'm going to propose to you. You move to Vermont, huge in the antiquing world in Vermont. You open up your first, this is a franchise idea I've got here. You open up your first antique store.

You ready for this? Oh yeah. You call it the Nick and Cranny. Okay. antique store. You ready for this? Oh, yeah. You call it the Nick and Cranny, okay? After that's a huge success and everybody buys their antiques from the Nick and Cranny, you go two towns over, you open up your second shop. It's priced a little lower items, you know,

a little bit more accessible as now you've made a name for yourself. People, a lot of people are gonna want to come in and buy stuff from the Nick and Cranny, but they're not, not everybody's gonna be able to afford it. So you're gonna be able to send them to Nick Snacks. That's your second store, your satellite store,

where you're gonna sell slightly cheaper stuff. That's my fourth idea, the Nick and Cranny and Nick Snacks. Nick Snacks. Nick Snacks. I like it, I'm in, retirement fund. And here's my fifth and final idea. I was reading something on a subreddit the other day about somebody bitching about how long it took the police to come

To their contested Fender Bender right and they were just like we're just sitting on the side of the road for like an hour and a half waiting For the cops to show up. Mm-hmm because of this fender Bender and you know, typically these days you like exchange information and leave But whenever there's like an issue and people are contesting it, wherever everybody sticks around. And I was thinking about all those people. This happened to my wife in Houston a couple of years ago.

Some guy insisted on waiting for the police to come instead of changing, exchanging information. And it was a whole thing. And it took like over an hour of Emily's time. And that got me thinking, you know what those people need? What those people need comfort food? They need an Uber that's specific for people in fender benders that are stuck on the side

of the interstate in some weird mile marker that's hard to explain to an Uber Eats driver that exists solely to bring food to people stuck in fender benders. We can make it chicken based, we can call it tender bender, and we're gonna make a billion dollars. I like Tinder Bender a lot. I like that. Can it be spelled like T E N D R B E N D R?

Yeah, this is 20. Right. This is 20, 25. We're not going to waste money on vows. Cool. Good. Thank you. Yeah, no problem. And those are my five ideas that my machine gun ideas that all came to me the second I woke up this morning, and I'm very happy to have shared them all with you. Oh, man I got a 50% off coupon on tender better. God damn. I gotta get into an accident It's it's not one of those things that you look to use but when you need it you need it

So they're just driving around listening to the police radio. They could be yeah, they could be I'm open to ideas to the police radio? They could be. Yeah, they could be. I'm open to ideas. I like the idea that that's how they get you to join the app. They show up to your scene and they're like, oh, it's like an ambulance chaser, but they're chicken chasers and they just chase nice hot chicken tenders and nuggets. Maybe if the food truck had a towing capacity on the back, it could be a double whammy.

Then they'd tow you to the main restaurant. Yeah. What if you get towed into the restaurant? Well, what if you take a ride up front while your car's being towed and they just forcefully drive you through the tender bed to drive through? It could be like a reverse food truck where the people stand facing outward and you're in the middle of it. It's like a drive in food truck. I like the idea of a drive through that is on the passage aside. I wonder if there is a if there exists a mechanic shop or auto body shop or minor repair shop slash sit down restaurant hmm, you go in you pull in there you like I change my oil and

bang out that fender and I'm gonna go in and eat a chicken fried steak and Some have some iced tea It's a good combo. I don't yeah Hey, if you work in that environment, let us know. You're the one. If you work in a restaurant or a garage and you think your business could be improved by one or the other, let us know. Would you have to call it something that kind of fit both industries

like the oil can or something? How does that fit the food industry? Wait, what? Hold on. What? What do you mean? The oil can. How does that apply to food industry? Wait, what? Hold on. What? What do you mean? The oil can. How does that apply to food? You cook food in oil? OK. Maybe it's if it's the olive oil can. Yeah. What do you want from me?

No, you just you said that like it was so established. I was just curious. I don't know. A neighbor food is also used in cars. What do you mean? Uh, what was your idea? Once again, this is not for you to prove and not for me to establish. You don't want to do any of the work today.

No, there's nuts. You can do something with nuts. You eat nuts, they're car nuts. Car nuts is good. Car nuts. Car nuts changed. Dude, that's what it is. It's truck nuts.

It's truck nuts. It's changed dude. That's what it is not true. It's truck nuts. It's truck We're selling truck nuts, but we're also selling truck nuts Based food to be like a vegetarian place It's like it's this it's this one also cashew Fucking crazy Yeah. So this episode's fucking crazy. We can just do cashews on the back of trucks. What if it was also literal nuts? Truck nuts that aren't balls.

Should we get into designing... What would you call that? The truck nut? Yeah, but like what would you call that decoration? Like, oh, like a. Oh, oh, like a. It's a. Like a trailer, like a hitch decoration.

No, it's like a hitch accessory. Hitch accessory. Should we get into designing like hitch accessories? Like a truck pussy? No, I don't think anyone that listens to this show has a hitch on it. Jesus Christ. It's not our audience, man.

Road flaps. Oh, no, man, just a truck pussy. But it's but but but flaps, but evolved. Yeah, when I hear hitch, I think of the Will Smith movie. I feel like there's a lot of people out there with truck hitches that just don't want you know Giant metal silver balls hanging from their truck, but they want to decorate it in some way. You know maybe they're less crude The hell's that It's Will Smith after we feed him some truck. That's the cover

It's Wilson. It's Will Smith after we feed him some truck. That's the that's the cover When you search Will Smith hitch, this is the second image that shows up I've never seen that movie We're gonna have to make that's something we're gonna have to be careful with this truck nut allergies when we open this restaurant You gotta be really careful. I don't remember that and I have seen that movie Dude when you search Will Smith hitch that is like the image that shows up over and over and over again This is his face all fucked up off our truck nuts. Crazy. Wow. Nuts.

Do you want truck nuts? No, I have a nut allergy. That's so stupid. What other truck food are there? There's not wipers or not a food glass You go you go you go you go you go you go you go hot chairs Chess well seats

Just trying to think what's in the car tires candy tires Steering wheel steering. Yeah. No that doesn't work glove box I'm sure there's six in England. It could be. That would be like blinky linky. Gavin loves him some blinky linkies. I asked Gavin what he thinks about the candy. I think he's like, oh, I'm going to be a candy. I'm going to be a candy. I'm going to be a candy. I'm going to be a candy. I'm going to be a candy.

I'm going to be a candy. I'm going to be a candy. I'm going to be a candy. I'm going to be a candy. I'm going to be a candy. I'm going to be a candy. I'm going to be a candy. I'm going to be a candy. I'm going to be a candy. I'm going to be a candy. It could be. It would be like blinky linky. Gavin loves him some blinky linkies. I asked Gavin what his what nationality his taste buds think he is.

And I was surprised that he still thinks British. Really? Yeah, I think it's just what I grew up on. And I'll be honest, I think food in America looks better than it tastes. I think that's America. America looks better than it tastes. Yeah, I think that veneer is slowly coming off if you really kind of pay attention. I was surprised because you eat American food every day and you've lived in America for a while at this point. How long have you lived in America?

Thirteen years. Whoa! Wow. And you lived in England for 13 years also, so it's sort of even, right? Yeah, 50-50. I just feel like breakfast here looks tremendous, but it's rarely better than like an English breakfast.

You're, I'm not even gonna get into this. The whole English is good. No, no, get into it. The whole English is good. Get into it. You're fucking, the beans for breakfast thing is, it's like, just like not a line I'm going to cross ever. That's so nuts. Did you do it though? Did you try it? It's pretty good. Yes. No, it's not. Did you do it properly?

Like you, what, what do you, did I have an English breakfast? Yeah, but did you have a properly? Yeah. Did you get a bit of sausage, a bit of bacon, sort of run it around the beans, like get a good, a good combo of everything in every bite. Bit of brown sauce, bit of daddy's. We're done. Come on, put some daddy, put some daddy's brown sauce in your mouth. The American breakfast sauce game is lacking and the bacon is very weird. And the sausage is in a giant patty.

It's all, everything about it is slightly off. Well, first off, we have both kinds of patties here, or both kinds of sausage. We have links and patties and we have scrambled sausage. So we have, we actually have more sausage variety here. I think that's ridiculous. And to compare, compare crispy American bacon to any other bacon on earth is an insult. There, there is no comparison. an insult. There is no comparison. I agree. There's no comparison.

Is good just familiar? Good, familiar. Does Gavin think it's good because it's just what he grew up on? No, it tastes delicious. Yeah. Yes. But do you think that because it's familiar? There's a nostalgia. Well, I've had like a lot of food that I didn't have before.

My 20s, I think, is also good and it's not familiar. Fair point. That is a good point. I listen, I think a full English breakfast is delicious. I'm into the I'm into the tomato. I'm into the beans, the whole thing. But if you compare that to what I would consider to be the quintessential American breakfast, which is two eggs, however you like them. I'll take mine over medium. Thank you.

Toast with butter and jam, hash browns and bacon. I just don't see how it compares. Yeah, it's lacking. When was the last time you found a favorite food? It's a bulletproof meal. There's no weakness there. Nick, be American. Yeah, no, I want to hear what Nick has to say. I want to hear from Nick.

I don't know. Gavin really got me with the sauce game. It's something to think about. It's something to think about. Also, there is more stuff on than full English breakfast. There's more stuff. There's more range. More stuff.

More range. Dynamic flavors, different textures and wetnesses. You're advocating wetnesses. Yeah, I just love that. Yeah. Like, what's the point? Yeah, you love a bit of wetness. Yeah. I mean, beans are wet. I like that. I don't want the beans to wet other stuff.

That's why I use as many people do. I use the sausage strategically as a little barrier between the bread and the beans. I've never heard such a setup for a product that didn't exist. That's why I use and then it was just guide line. Sausages exist. You should go there. Sausage.

What is this episode? It's good. It's a lot of arguing, but like, I don't know what about? It's good. It's a lot of arguing, but like, I don't know what about what it's great. Aaron out. Yeah, I also think if pillows. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Our crazy big dirty pillows.

Uh, I think, uh, I think like a Mexican breakfast is better. And like, that's what I would prefer. Oh I totally agree. You give me some chili quiles or yeah. Yeah. Oh come on. You do like quiles. You do like huevos rancheros. Is migas a breakfast food? Yes. Yes.

I would never had migas until I moved here and it's not a thing. It's not a thing that I ever had. Uh, huevos rancheros and stuff is like what I always had. Migas is so superior to like, man, it's not a thing. It's not a thing that I ever had Wavis rancheros and stuff is like what I always had me guess is so superior to like man. It's incredible I love text or mechs. It's I think it's definitely more text max The chili kill ace you get at taco rito. There are two locations. There's one on burn it I believe there's one on Riverside drive-thru go get the chili kill ace at taco rito It is the best thing you will ever put in your mouth. Breakfast related. They are so fucking good.

It's I'm a megas fan, but these particular chili kill is are better than any megas I've ever had. Yeah, I just I just think that's like that's your NF. That's your NFT right there. That's to me that that's like the breakfast that I would pick over all like this other stuff. We're laying down. Is I mean, we live in the land of superior breakfast tacos. Obviously, we're going to go for that or kolaches even. I'd pick over anything else.

But if we're just going to compare what I would consider to be an American breakfast to a British breakfast, that's the nice thing about America. We got a lot of options to we didn't even get into waffles or pancakes. That's a great point. Oh, look at that. Yeah, I feel like you've posted this exact photo like 10 times throughout the history of this podcast. Hey, doesn't this look great? Check out these mushrooms.

They're kind of by these beans and then we got like a, like three hockey pucks if you want to take a bite. And I got to say, it looks pretty dry, this plate, Gavin, not a lot of liquids. I've heard a lot about sauces. The sauces hasn't been put on because everyone's got different preference. So sauces come on the plate. I heard a lot about sauces. The sauces hasn't been put on because everyone's got a different preference. Yeah. So the sauce doesn't come on the plate. Yeah.

I just mean those beans don't look all that juicy. Well, they are. Okay. Gavin holds onto this photo and shows it like dudes that I was in the army with in basic training, they would have a photo of their girlfriend, which would clearly be a cutout headshot from the yearbook that they would just have in their thing. Like this is my girlfriend they would show it to you all the time like she's really hot isn't she? And you'd be like yeah she seems she seems lovely. That's Gavin and this photo. Yep. Yep. They look a little bit too good to be true.

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Yes. Yeah. Please. It's, it's, oh, shit. I. It's it's shit. I went to paste it and it pasted a picture of a breakfast. You are really hanging on to that breakfast. All right. It's it's kind of gameplay related, but I thought we could potentially start a new series called The Wheel of F**k. The Wheel of F**k.

Take a look at this. A vidmaster in dirt. Okay, so we got a bunch of achievements. So it's just a bunch of very, in my opinion, difficult video game feats. And my idea was that we have to get together, we spin the wheel, and then we just have to do one of these. And these are from like different games, like what are these? Are these like different games or what are these?

Yeah. I don't know what these are. Halo, you got Dead Rising, Destiny. Flawless Raider is Destiny, no point in dying is Limbo. Go to Second Wheel is amazing. Mile High Club is Call of Duty. Ultimate Defender is one of the ones we already tried in Graw. And Fidmaster and Juro is in Halo 3 ODST. I've got a few of these, but they all take some...

A lot of them take some real good co-op time. Is seven day survivor co-op? No, and neither is the limbo one. It's just we would have to... Or Mile High Club. Or Mile High Club, yeah. Mile High Club we could potentially all just try at the same time. I think I've done five of these.

Until one of us gets it. Yeah. I've done a few of these already myself. I guided you guys through Flawless Raider, but they patched how I would do that. So I don't know. I don't think that's ever happening again. So are you saying that I mean, I have this wheel up right now. Are you saying that we spin this wheel and see what happens? I mean, like actually start the series now and then film the film, the main bit another time.

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, like, let's start the series on this episode to say, Hey, we're going to do this thing. Who knows when the fuck it's going to come out, but we're going to do it. Now, if it lands on a single player one, do we spin another wheel of all of our names to see who has to do it? I like that idea. Yes. Now that's interesting. The way I saw it happening was that depending on how many people are in that game,

we would then spin the wheel that many times to get the get the cast cast. OK, I love this idea. Love this idea. Let's spin this first wheel. OK, you ready, Gavin? Are you ready for me to spin this wheel? Everyone's watching the screen, we're all good? I'm watching. Okay.

All right, guys, here we go. We're gonna spin the wheel to see what we're going to do. Let's spin that wheel. Nothing on that wheel is fun, except for go to second wheel. Uh, and? Hey! Go to second wheel! We? Got a second wheel!

We got a second wheel! We have a winner boys! Holy shit! Looks like we'll be making a second wheel. Okay! You just said that there was good stuff on the second wheel! This is the lamest thing that could have happened. You suck!

Boo! Boo! That's this now. Boo! That's how you ruin a wheel. God, you ruined it. You just said there's a lot of good stuff. Not even ruin a wheel, ruin a series. I don't think I could have been more excited about whatever was coming next. What do you mean I said there was good stuff on the second wheel? You said good stuff on the second wheel. He did! He did. You said that! You really hyped up the second wheel. It's a good stuff on the second wheel Are you kidding me? That was three minutes ago. I said that I said the second wheel is amazing

The second wheel is just our concept of the second wheel we got a maker now this is no it's your I to the second wheel. We got to make it now. This is ridiculous. You're. I. What? Whenever we have like go to third wheel, we don't we don't start putting stuff on it until we get there.

Surely. Don't you present it felt like you presented it like you had a really good second wheel. Presenting a series that is wheel based. You have all the wheels. Yeah, it just felt like you really had a second wheel locked in, man. Well, I'll be honest. It took me about 20 minutes to come up with the first wheel

So I didn't want it. I assumed we wouldn't land on the second Should we just build the second wheel together right now? We can do that. Is that what we're doing? I'm fine with that because what Gavin did is he said, you know what guys? I've got a great idea Let's all go on a road trip and he showed us a car and then he went, oh, I didn't put any gas in it. No, no, it's the equivalent of me saying, let's go on a road trip. Road trips are great, but I don't actually have a trip in mind.

And I don't have a car either. So first off, we gotta have go back to first wheel, probably. Why don't we just do four go back to first wheels? No, no, we don't have to do that. Let's, hold on. You could have done that if you had made a second wheel. I think we have one that's a play sloppy Joe's bingo instead. Okay.

Maybe one that's make Gavin do everything on the first wheel by himself. Yeah! I don't think it's possible, but I'd give it a go. Also, half a car. Put half a car on there. Okay. Half a car. Okay. Do you want me to have Carl Carl Barbara? Call small wife. Okay

Okay, she's not working I'm gonna list these things out for her she's not gonna know what the fuck I'm talking about That's right go to third wheel, okay, I want Gavin has to beat Donkey Kong 64 Okay. I want Gavin to beat Donkey Kong 64. Gavin beats DK64. Donkey Kong 64? I can't, surely can't film all of that, can I? Wow. It's not gonna land on it.

So I have to stream it. What else would be on the second wheel? Dealer, it could be dealer's choice. Oh, that's spicy. Who's the dealer? We'll have to spin for who dealer is. Spin the dealer. Yeah.

Do we think that's enough stuff? I feel like that's quite a bit. That's quite a bit. You want me to shuffle it? Yeah. Yeah. How many times do you want me to shuffle it? Two.

Two for the second wheel. One, two. Okay. I think only for the second wheel. One, two. Okay, I think only two things moved. All right guys, are you ready for the second wheel? Let's spin it. Okay. And here we go! Go back to first wheel!

Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on! Perfect. Oh, go back to first. Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. Perfect. Oh, go back to first wheel. Okay, let's go back to first. Alright, we're back to the first wheel! Alright, are you guys ready? Now the show's back on, now I'm excited again. Alright, and here we go! Spinning the wheel! Spin it!

Oh, God. No! Ladies and gentlemen, go to second wheel! Oh God Go! No! Ladies and gentlemen, go to second wheel No! What's wrong with this? What did you do to your wheel Gavin? How many times do you want me to shuffle this? What's wrong with this wheel?

How many times do you want me to shuffle it? Let's do two more times, two more times One, two, lot of good ones, here we go And here's the spin of the second wheel Oh God Gavin, why did you do it? One, two, lot of good ones, here we go. And here's the spin of the second wheel. Oh God. Gavin, why did you do it? Uh oh. Oh!

Make Gavin do first wheel activities. So, now we go back to the first wheel to see what thing Gavin is going to do. Gavin, you'll be doing one of these activities. Are you ready? I'm so ready. Here we go! Gavin, you might have to recruit.

I'll have to recruit. Yeah, we're going to have to spin, but it's the first one. Wait, no! No! No! Gavin has to do no point dying in limbo. Gavin is doing no point dying. And if you guys can explain what no point in dying is,

go for it. I believe it's beat Limbo, right? Without dying. I've played the entirety of Limbo with less than five deaths. Okay. Sounds good. I'm excited to watch this.

Have you ever done that, Gav? No. Have you ever tried? I think it's the only achievement I'm missing in that game. Oh, that's great. That's awesome, man. Not for long. Not for long.

This could be an ongoing series where we just sort of like grab time. Completely in every aspect of this stupid idea, I've faced the shit out of myself. You idiot. Moron! Yeah, I was going to Well, I feel like you just tipped the hand of the question I was going to ask, but now that we're Post first episode of the game, how do you feel

About your new idea? I suck! Oh, you better get good Because you gotta not die So what do we need to do? Well, just like next time we're going to be playing a game instead of us playing a game. It'll be Gavin It'll be Gavin playing you say limbo It's gonna be like an arcade game

It's like the shadow scary boy game, yeah Yeah, you're fucked buddy, yeah, the little frickin worm goes in your head. Or is it a worm or like someone else? I don't know. I guess I never played that game. I looked too hard. Yeah, it is hard. And that's why I didn't just like total FU traps. You have to know about. Yeah. Do you know about them? Take a little bit. Yeah.

Sweet. Good series. And to put bear traps down to like hit spider legs. Isn't it only like a three hour game? It is very short. Yeah. We could do it in one sitting. Yeah. Just one stream.

That is kind of the way you do it. Watch. Yeah. Oh, so is that what we're doing on Friday? We're going to do that. This is such a back Friday that this comes out. We got like eight things to make on Friday. Such a back Friday that this comes out Friday. We got like eight things to make on Friday

I'm just trying I'm trying to make room for your idea Gavin. I'm sorry. Sorry, man I really apologize. I really apologize that I was trying to make room for your idea, dude I'm so glad that it wasn't flawless Raider because we're just not getting that yeah That it wasn't flawless Raider because we're just not getting that yeah Supporting you why not your creativity because they changed how we did it before you can't do it that way anymore Oh really yeah like they they Updated that raid they took away a lot of those cheats shit We just would have never completed that well Well, it's surely still doable. Not by us, though.

Not by us. A whole raid without dying. No. Huh. Gavin, have you seen us? Yeah. Okay, then we'd have to set a new standard of it of like not a continuous run, like complete each section

Individually at some point in which we didn't die Yeah, I mean fuck one of us can't even beat limbo without dying five times now All four of us are gonna beat a raid without dying once I Think as far as what you could have landed on that was probably the easiest of them Gavin Yeah, but I was just bummed that it was only me. Well, yeah. That was the thing. You should have built out the second wheel.

Yeah. I think it's. Yeah. We'll all be there. So it'll be all right. Once again, though, a lot of these are only single player. Well, high club single player. That would have been just you.

That one. I just envisioned all of us doing it. Oh, simultaneously. Yeah. Okay. Because it's kind of like it's like arcade doing it. Oh, simultaneously? Yeah. Okay. Because it's kind of like, it's like arcade mode is very quick, quick resets. It could be a fun thing where like, once you're done, you can just leave the recording.

Oh my God, so like it's not first one to do it in the video, it's the last one to do it in the video. Yeah, it's not done until every single one does it and you're done. Let's remember that. That's so funny. Let's definitely remember that. Yeah. I love that.

It would be so, just being the last one would be so sad. Speaking of that, what was the idea we were talking about the other night, Eric, that we were going to remember where everybody puts in $100, but only one person loses? So we had an idea for if we were doing like Mario party again, it would have to be a five player game, whatever it is, and just doing it over time this way. We would all pick a valuable item of some kind that we each like personally like. We would put them all in one place and then.

Then this five player game, if you finish first through fourth, you get your item back. But if you finish dead last, your item is destroyed in front of you. I hate it. That also could be a fun thing with the wheel. Where you don't know what place is losing their item until after? Imagine it's first and it's yeah. Oh my god. Everybody's fighting not to win Mm-hmm. That's a really interesting mechanic. Yep. Hey speaking of interesting and some and Friday being a busy day we

We need to talk about this briefly if you don't mind. We're gonna record Birth Year Movie Ranker on Friday. I'm good there. But we're recording the Moon Ranker supplemental on Friday. And if I could just get a refresh on what constitutes, well, like what a Moon Ranker is. There's aspects of the moon, you know, moon stuff. But it's not a draft. I mean, it is a draft.

I mean, we're drafting these moon things and then we rank them. Is it like moon not moon? Okay. No, I mean, well, drafting these moon things and then we can and then we rank them. Does it like moon, not moon? OK. No, I mean, well, I don't know. What do you what do you think? Like a rank, like rank moon stuff? Yeah, I'm kind of excited for it to not be clarified and see what everybody brings. It's the moon, dude. OK.

Yeah, but I don't think you can I don't think you can grab. I don't think the moon itself, like the actual moon, you can't draft. It's moon, not moon. No, no, because you can get other moons. It's just that our moon would have to be off limits. Like our actual moon is off limits. Earth's moon is off limits. Earth's moon is off limits. But indoor would be fine.

I don't have a problem with that. You know, you're ranking that. I just think that like, in terms of a moon ranker, moon would have to be number one. So we have to eliminate it from the pool. Like it's the thing that we are doing it around. So you cannot pick it. Right. Yeah. That makes sense.

Yeah. So that's it. That's moon rancor. Also, I, I definitely think that it's, it's moon rancor sounds like moon raker. And that's mostly why we're doing this. Cause it's a lot of fun. I'm excited. Me, Bond and Moon Ranka.

Yeah. So there you go. OK, cool. Thank you for the elucidation. That helps me out a lot. Sure, man. Shall we wrap this episode up? Yeah, because we got more stuff to do. We got another episode we got to record. Yeah. I got to watch some guides on limbo, apparently. Yes, you do!

Who here has the achievement? I tried for it and I just, I didn't follow through. Andrew's the best gamer we know too. I looked at him. Interesting. So if anyone wants to play alongside me and work on this as a little... Well, I don't want to go against the wheel. So I'm going to respect the wheel. Yeah, I think if anyone in the audience wants to go alongside Gavin and, you know, do this also, I say go for it.

If it didn't land on Gavin does it by himself on the second wheel, then I would gladly do this with you. It would be disrespectful to the wheel. It would be. Gotta honor the wheel. Imagine if the series couldn't progress unless I beat Destiny Raid solo. Oh god. Well there you have it. Thanks for listening to this episode. Check out the Patreon.

Check out Mario Party March, which is coming to a close as the release of this episode. We're getting near the end. Incredible, incredible stuff. coming to a close as the release of this episode. We're getting near the end. Incredible, incredible stuff. By the time you hear the next episode, it will be over. However, we will have not done it because we have to double record this episode this week. So who will win Mario Party March?

It's a mystery even to us. Patreon.com slash the regulation pod. You can check it out over there. It's like I'm gonna say something. Oh, okay. I was going to say you'll know before we do, but then I didn't, it didn't really. Yeah, I agree. I don't think it's.

So then I just pivoted to bye. But then that seemed to throw everybody. But a bye is that is how you close out. Bye. We'll see you next time. Bye.