F**kface - One Second Early // Geoff at Sloppy Joe's [164]

Episode Date: July 26, 2023

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about a one second grace period, dodging a bullet, Andrew's prototypes, not being a knife guy, RTX, Summer of 98 Yearbook, Golden Gurpler, Summer of 98 Definitive List, Crazy Puffs, 4 Three Cheese, souvenir shirts business, Geoff at Sloppy Joe's, the Northface Fuck Face guy, and ocean jetskiing. Sponsored by ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/face, Honey http://joinhoney.com/face, and Fum http://tryfum.com/FACE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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when the first one came out. In the first movie, Mel Gibson is this deeply troubled karate badass who does martial arts constantly, right? Okay. He has like this huge karate fight with Gary Busey and the rain. There's all kinds of karate. There's all kinds of karate.

In the second and the third and the fourth movies he's just a dude yeah when did he stop kicking i don't know it's a good question they just abandoned how he was like a troubled badass yeah to just make him a troubled guy later on but they just completely and totally walked away from the fact that he could he could fuck dudes up they sort of touch on that in four like he's not a karate badass but like part of his arc is like i don't have this shit in me anymore right unfortunately he didn't have it he didn't have it in two and three either he did not no are you guys watching my screen by the way i'll watch okay i'll throw it on thank you watch stream

watching why am i watching your stream, we're looking at the clock. Oh, I see. 48. We're just having a watch. 50, 51, 52, 53, 54, 5, 6, 7, 8. Oh! Oh! Wow.

Wow, that is definitive. Uh-oh. Wow. That's fascinating. Wow. When do you cut it? When does this episode start? We were watching Eric's stream, which showed his clock.

You showed up a second early. You did. He was right. He was right. He's been right. According to his time. I was looking at my clock on my bottom right of my desktop. So I was clicking at exactly three on my GPS.

And then when I glanced my bottom right, it still said 259. And then it instantly changed though. Very interesting. So I might be one second out. Interesting. You're saying that that was the definitive one second? Yeah. You've been showing up one second early for a while now, dude,

and I don't know. 163 episodes. Now, you hate people showing up early, Gavin. Are you okay with one second early? How do you feel about yourself? I think one second is a nice grace period to have. Okay. Good.

Convenient. You know, you don't't get up anyone's ass with one second are you no you're not getting up anyone's ass i guess it depends right like the olympics a second is pretty big running the 40 if you're like a prospect a a second could be big. Yeah. Speed runs. Speed runs, yeah. People will spend a year shaving off a second. That's true. Dodging bullets. Not many people have dodged bullets. Yeah, has anyone actually dodged a bullet successfully?

Like it was was gonna hit them and then they moved yeah nemo williams the adventure begins watch it oh he did that neo did that jet lee does that lethal weapon four there's a few of them jet lee dodges a bullet so his brother can take it which is like rough that's a rough dodge that's maybe the worst dodge i feel like you're only getting it done from a from like a sniper oh no you need a lot of distance between you and the gun to actually dodge the bullet i think oh i disagree strongly i know most of the dodges i can think of don't involve a sniper that's true i'm looking at pistols i'm looking at assault rifles i think they're all bollocks oh you think remo williams bollocks how dare you obviously never seen remo

williams you would not think that he was bollocks? How dare you, sir? You've obviously never seen Remo Williams. You would not think that he was bollocks after you watched that film. I haven't seen Remo Williams. I wonder how many of our audience has. It's Fred Ward, man. It is Fred Ward. I love Fred Ward. Yeah, he's great.

He's fucking awesome. He was Remo Williams, Gavin. An American hero. Well, now I'm in. Hello and welcome to another episode of the face podcast uh this is episode 164 you are welcome eric he was losing his shit in the chat because we hadn't done the intro yet my name is jeff ramsey with me as always andrew pantin gavin free uh episode 164 i think i already said that i got nothing what do you guys want to talk about you have not i feel

like you have the most of us here we We haven't talked in a little while. Well, I haven't talked to you in just as long as you haven't talked to me. I know, but you've been on some some recorded adventures since we've last spoken. I don't know what you're talking about. You don't know what I'm talking about. Why don't we talk about your recorded adventures? What have you been doing the last two weeks, Andrew? I've missed you. I've been in the lab. OK, my stuff isn't as interesting. Do you want to go to my stuff immediately? What I've been working on? I mean, if you had two weeks andrew i've missed you i've been in the lab okay my stuff isn't as do you want to go to my stuff immediately what i've been working on i mean if you had two weeks in the lab i would get straight yeah that seems pretty fucking important i had a little bit in the lab listen we're still prototyping there's still some things in the lab that are yet to

come out but last time we talked jeff you brought up a great innovation you brought up a possible change in the way we view the world now is inspired as inspired And I wanted to see your vision. I want to really get into the mind of what you're doing So I made a prototype this is this is the first prototype as you can see oh whoops I accidentally we cancel that out. Oh, no still in life. That was a different thing different thing going on that was that was that was an accident that was a really stupid guitar I saw I wish I could claim my prototype the ball sack guitar that was just in my camera roll and I fat thumbed it uh the real prototype i tried to cancel it out before it went through but it made it that is the fork prototype i will take any question

yeah first question what's up with the ball sack yeah hey andrew i gotta say i don't have any questions about the fork but what's up with 353,500 seems a little pricey. It's a lot, right? Well, that's because it's beautiful. It is beautiful. It's a unique instrument. I think I saw that in a local subreddit, and I thought it was absurd, so I clipped it. Alright, I screenshotted it to send to Is this still for sale? I don't

know. I didn't look at anything past the image of it, but that's a beautiful ball sack guitar made of fern wood, I it's got jay tercer pickups and hardware yeah dang if only nick said it could go in the museum be great for the museum that's what i made your prototype i made your fork prototype how did you affix that tine to the side of the fork uh i by burning my fingers these were plastic forks did you like weld it on yeah so i had a barbecue lighter and i burnt the base of it i broke off the ends

okay then i burnt the base and then i would press against the back of the thing and i yeah i burnt my fingers on every one this isn't the only one I made. This was, I made this and I realized, wait, there's room for more innovation here. We could expand further. What if, what if you want to give a little thumbs up while you're chowing down? You want a little thumbs up fork just to show to the people that, hey, I'm having a good day. How's that different to the other one? Because he broke the ends off.

The ends. It's like a little fist. It's knuckled up. fist yeah it's knuckled up you got a little knuckled up thumbs up i thought maybe maybe you're having like a chill vibes day so i have the surf's up model you want that do you give that one a little twist when the spaghetti's uh yeah i think you'd have to have a little bit of wrist action and that one for this for the spaghetti to work um maybe you're having a really bad day this is the f you irk uh we have uh do you want to insult those around you so these are all in his forks for all the things are broken except the middle middle finger and the thumb on the side so i just

stick out so like 90 degrees yeah well here's the problem gavin i'm burning my fingers every time i'm applying one of those it's not easy so i just you know we have a full i think we have a full collection we could possibly sell we've got a lot of potential that we could work with oh you get somebody made a finger gun yeah a little finger gun one just you, want some action in your life. That's the face five fork collection? Yeah. I love it.

Face five fork. Yeah. Face five fork collection. Everyone needs five forks. Andrew, that's the greatest thing I've ever seen in my entire life, man. You absolutely took my idea and you improved upon it by giving the thumbs personalities and turning it into like gestures. It adds a whole new level of usability to cutlery. Yeah.

Well, you need a range of emotions, I feel. Have you tried to eat with any of them? Well, here's the problem. I don't know if melting plastic and reapplying it then releases harmful chemicals that would be inedible to eat so I'm scared to use any of them But they are visual prototypes. I mean I'm sure you inhaled way more than you would eat as possible Eric What what can we get these made? No Why would we get these made you don't want the phone face five fork collection where only one fork is usable for?

What do you mean? No, I don't want any of these forks and I don't think any of them should exist. Well, they do. Yeah, they do. And it should just be held to these five, these affronts to God. None of these are good.

None of these are forks. Oh, they're all forks. Two of them are spoons. Two of them are closer to spoons are forks. Oh, they're all forks. Two of them are spoons. Two of them are closer to spoons than forks. As you're talking, I'm envisioning a certain fork. Can you guess which fork is in my mind right now? Is it the hang loose fork? Close.

Close. It's not hang loose. One to the right. I will send this to Tony and see if we can. I don't. Again, Andrew has just broken plastic and glued plastic back together. Melted. Melted plastic.

Why would you melt plastic and not glue it? Because I don't have glue, but I do have a barbecue lighter. So what you were doing is you were being creative with the tools at hand which is i was yeah i was making it work even more impressive to me and would the goal be to make these out of metal well i would say if we do the plastic route they are not stable i i had to reapply many of these over time they are fragile items i love the idea of these just being sat in the corner of everyone's cutlery drawer, everyone's silverware drawer.

And then, you know, there's that day where just nothing's clean and everything's about to go in the dishwasher. Which one do you go for out of those remaining? Say the fourth one is gone. Okay. Realistically, I think the thumbs up for me is number one. I think I'm going thumbs up. Yeah, it's the most level.

I would be afraid that the flipping the bird one, you would spear the inside of your throat without meaning to. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I feel like you should be with the finger guns too, but I feel like you would only use the finger gun fork to skewer olives or something. Oh, that's a good idea.

Yeah, corn on the cob. Oh, that's a good idea. Yeah, corn on the cob. Oh, that's great. Yeah, I think the middle tying one is when all your food is halfway down the fork, that's where you're going to be putting into it.

Then you're going to get a uvula full of the other one. But maybe like if you put the FU fork, the firk fork in a pie you could spear some fruit and then just get some crust on the other bit. Can we call it

fork you? Fork you? I like that. That's better. It's a better name. See that's why you're the head of Unifarm and I'm just I'm in the lab. That is good time spent in the lab I think. I think you've done us proud there.ifarm, and I'm just in the lab. That is good time spent in the lab, I think. I think you've done it so proud there. Andrew, thank you for clocking in to the lab over the last two weeks.

Your efforts have not gone unappreciated. Honestly, the toughest part was finding plastic cutlery. It was difficult. It was surprisingly hard to find plastic forks. Do you have stores in Canada? We do, but everything is now like paper or like wood tons of stores we just there's no plastic I let you look all the way all over for those plastic ones and didn't just look for glue that's a great I never even considered because then you

could have used wood and it would have been pretty well but I didn't want I wanted a look I wanted a certain look well could have could have still used glue I could have still used glue but I didn't want I wanted a look I wanted a certain look well could have still used glue I could have still used glue but I was married to the idea of how I was going to do this I never even considered clearly and and what what poetry you've created Andrew really gorgeous stuff Andrew let me just say small men tear down the methods and the ideas of great and creative men just remember that. That's true. I will agree with that.

So anytime you want to show me any of the things Jeff might be talking about, go ahead, because I'm looking at five forks that are broken. Not broken. Modified, Eric. Modified. Recontextualized. In the merch, Slack, Eric wrote, Hey, we want to make this.

I don't know what that means. Talk to Jeff Ramsey, Andrew Penn, and Gavin Freer about it. Well, he's certainly passed it on. Absolutely. The other ones I'll answer for. This one is like, I don't even know. I can't imagine it's selling. I don't even know... I can't imagine selling. I don't even know what this is.

They're unusual forks. It's a continuation of our kitchenware range. We got magnets. We got bread clips. They're forkspressions. Forkspressions is good, too. Jeff, you're coming up with good buzzwords today. Thanks, man.

That's great. For expressions. Express yourself through food. Think about it. Yeah, and let's focus in on forks, because I don't know what the version of this would be. Knives or spoons. Well, that's the thing. It all boils down to the idea that we essentially made a fork 300 years ago

and then stopped all R&D that day. They're like, good enough, move it on. And it's time. We need to go back and take a look at these things and say, no, maybe one pass wasn't enough. Maybe there should have been a second and a third and a fourth pass on the fork. Yeah, no one ever patched the fork. I don't know if this will make sense to anyone else,

but I don't want to be a knife guy. Like in my head, when I think of like knife guy, that's not, I don't like that. I don't like that feel, but I like being a fork guy. There's something good about a fork guy. It's better than a knife guy or a spoon guy. I'd say it's infinitely more useless than a knife. Yeah, I don't know.

It's just the knife guy to me is overly aggressive. The spoon guy to me is weird. There's something normal about the fork guy. The fork guy feels like a good middle. Fork guy is kind of like the best of all worlds. He kind of like straddles in between. Yeah, it's an everyman piece of color. Fork guy is an everyman.

Yeah, there you go. Fork is an everyman piece of color. ForkEye is an everyman. Yeah, there you go. Fork is an everyman tool, for sure. How is the museum? Sweet. Oh, that's right. I didn't know. Wait, did you blank on museum? I didn't know what he was talking about for a second.

You're the leader of the museum. We've been talking about the god damn face museum for six months well not today we haven't that was two weeks ago we haven't spoken in two weeks it was great I enjoyed it how did you like it Eric

it was great it was really cool to see all of the stuff that you never thought would be collected in one place in one place seeing the porta potty as a main feature like everything it was it was really really cool rtx altogether was a lot of fun and also we got to do the break show which was probably the biggest face representation there um and we got to announce that come the beginning of August, I think, which will be, what, two weeks from when this comes out, the break show will be a live weekly show,

a one-hour show with myself, Jeff, and Emily. Very exciting. Yeah, really excited to get going on that. And the other three of you, if and when you ever want to come. Yeah, yeah. I mean, truly, this isn't to box you out. It's to keep your schedules loose. And then if you have a Monday where you have an availability,

I would love for you guys to be on while we open cards that look like stepdads or guys who look like they are swatting and pooping. You know what I mean? Like, yeah, it's that kind of stuff. Are you saying after 11 years of me doing a live weekly show on a Monday, I finally stopped doing it. Check out this Monday live stream. Well, there's definitely a reason why

there was an opening live on Monday. Why it was the easiest day to go, look at that big old gap. One thing we did, though, that was cool, was Eric passed around a sack pack ahead of time to the line and people just threw in packs of stuff. And then so we only opened cards that the audience brought.

And we didn't get through. Yeah, we didn't get through half of them. Probably we have a ton. Oh, wow. There was also a fan meetup. And I have something that I can present to you guys, which is the Summer of 98 yearbook that has been put together by the community that I have here in my office

that I can bring in and all that stuff. It is really cool. It is a full-on yearbook. You can get looks at, we'll post pictures later, but if you guys want to look at it there, you can. That's awesome.

Pictures of community members, post pictures later but if you guys want to look at it there you can that's awesome picture pictures of community members what they look like in the summer of 98 what they were doing a little you know oh my god a quote or a song lyric that they really liked so i have this you have a book of kids on your desk i have it is in my office oh this is great it's summer of 98 stuff and then if you keep going it's signed by uh a bunch of our community members who brought stuff got pictures and everything like that it was such a cool turnout it was such a cool thing it'll definitely be something that we cherish and hang on to. Really impressive. In addition to that, a lot of people gave us a lot of really cool stuff over the weekend, not the least of which were the non-regulation Gerblers that a couple of people gave us.

And they gave me one for each of you. So there's a Gavin one and an Andrew one as well. So cool. And they're adorable. They're Gorblers. Or Glurplers. Grumplers. Grim're adorable. They're gorblers or glurplers. Gorblers, grunplers, grunplers, grunchlers. Go-go-nowlers.

Yeah, they're all very funny. It's great. And some of them, instead of face, it says face-face or face-face. In the yearbook, someone is just non-existent. Oh, yeah. They weren't born yet. Man, I was bummed I had to miss that meetup. It was, unfortunately, it was the exact same time

I had to do a bit in the Shady Rays booth because they were, the Shady Rays, they were like the sponsor of the F*** Face Museum, which was very, very kind of them. So I had to go over and thank them for, you know, spending money on a podcast called F*** Face. It's rare. It's rare.

So what did people say about the museum? Was it like a nice attraction or was it just a bunch of shit that no one cared about? No, no, no. People were into it. They got shirts. Me and Jeff were there. We were signing stuff.

Actually, me and Jeff, after one of our live things, we went over and recorded two episodes of anima supplemental anima content one will be out by now and one won't be out for another eight weeks because it's gonna you gotta wait for gus to take another two weeks yeah we we wanted to record eight weeks in advance just for the fun of it so i sent you guys a link of all the fake gerplers. They're so good. There's one that just says the grink and I'm really a big fan of the grink. The gobbler, the glubbler.

The glump. Go now, fluke face. Great. We met a million awesome people. I actually signed a couple of pre-hit balls, like solidly hit balls, too. You don't see those often anymore. Signed a couple of vinyls.

Yeah, signed a bunch of vinyl. Yep. Were the balls the ones that we sent out and they've come back to you? Yeah. That's so cool. That's wicked. It's really crazy having stuff

that I was beaten down for for so long come back to us, and people were like, I love that I got this. And I went, that's the other side that I don't get to see. I will say, dude. People who are stoked about it. That vinyl, when people would pull the vinyl out for signatures, people would get tense around them.

They'd be like, is that the fucking vinyl? Did you have the vinyl? Did you travel? They'd be like, did you travel? You traveled on a plane with the vinyl? Are you crazy? It is weird when that pulls out. There's a whole different level of reverence for some reason.

Yeah, it's awesome. It was a lot of... RTX was a blast. As annoying as it always is, and as stressful as it is to do all these limited runs, it's so cool when you see them in people's hands, especially when they come back to you like that. And now we have the

bloody golden GURPS out there. We had our leak. Yeah, we had our leak. Golden GURPS winner number five. Golden GURPS winner number five leaked it to the world. No hesitation. I will say. Hope you're happy with yourself, number five.

Hope you're happy. It's so funny that it's there's just a youtube video that we didn't put out but it's the only place to see that piece I love this content like I think I love it it's like we don't own it it's not our video we gave we gave it to number five number five posted it send all the views to number five yeah you can upload stuff that you know you can upload stuff to claim it when other people upload it and we didn't even do that no fuck no that was the whole point of this stupid thing was that it's your video do whatever you want to with it i also am happy people liked it like it people seem to enjoy the video that's great 27 000 views on that video as a break that's more than our episodes get on our YouTube channel. So it did really well. We get nothing for it.

I will say that something that we thought about later, we kept going, yeah, when you get it, we're going to know you leaked it because it's Derpler number five. And then I went, how do we know who Derpler number five is? Yeah, we don't. We have no. The watermark is. I told you I wanted to put their names on looking at the order

and you said no because that would take forever. Wait, you wanted to put their names on what? On the watermark. Yeah, on the watermark. I think he wanted to choose who it goes to. No.

No. He wanted the warehouse to like designate... The warehouse to send them all out and record the names of everyone who got a gold one. Send them back to us and then I'd put them on. I understand. Now I understand what you're saying.

No, it's crazy though. Yeah, I 100% agree. Do you trust them? Do you trust them to do that? God, no. I wouldn't trust them with anything. All right. that god no i wouldn't trust them with anything all right why that's not on our merch team that's not our team that's a warehouse that's true that's true yeah i can't imagine trying to explain to a warehouse okay so we want you to

to pick where these like fulfill these orders but then don't send them to the people send them somewhere else completely then we'll send them back to you don't worry about it we promise it'll happen and then you send it then yeah or unless you like rng all the orders before we send it all to the warehouse as someone who worked in a warehouse i would hate you if i got that request that is an insane request on it at any time we have to interact with what we're selling which is a lot on this show it's an absolute nightmare it's a pain for everyone involved yeah um i like well yeah that is funny though the idea that the warehouse now suffers as well just people who don't even know what this is spreading yeah

can i walk us back just a hair we were talking about the the summer of 98 yearbook yeah um andrew before we were starting was telling me that you andrew you're deep in the summer i'm deep in the summer of 98 yeah i had a content idea for what that supplemental could be uh that i want to run by you guys. When I think about what the summer means to me, there's the song of the summer and there's the movie of the summer, or two of the staples of the summer.

So I've been exclusively watching movies from the summer of 98 for the past two weeks. And my idea is I will publish a list of all of the films that release widely in the summer of 98. And then we'll all pick three of them. And then we'll have a discussion amongst all of us. We'll eliminate five of those films.

So then we end up with a top 10. And then we will rank as a collective what the top 10 films of the summer 98 are. And I also did that for music. I looked at the top 100 and wrote down a list of all the songs that charted and released during the summer 98 are and i also did that for music i looked at the top 100 and uh wrote down a list of all the songs that charted and released during the summer 98 and what the boundaries what's the border of the summer technically it's june it's the first of june till the end of august so like september 1st i've been going hard on songs just been putting on summer of 98 playlists and uh it's a real throwback i haven't really thought about movies what came out was it was it like did godzilla come out uh no that didn't but the song for godzilla

did release within the window the six minute puff daddy um track i don't remember what it's called there's some great licensed music or not even licensed music but like song music or movie music so i thought i thought jamiroquai had godzilla uh no i think it's a it's a no it was puff daddy and it was cut what was it come with me and it's just the riff from cashmere the let's do you remember that yes it is and it's like six minutes long it's so long jimmy page also is credited on it. You're right. You're reminding me of that now. Yeah, because it's just the riff. It's great. My favorite of the movie songs is Woof Woof by

the 69 Boys for the Dr. Dolittle movie. That's a great discovery I made. It's a long list. It's probably like 70 songs and like 40 or 50 movies. Hey, Gav, do you know a movie came out in summer 98? What's that? Oh, Dirty Work.

I'm gonna go lift weights. I'm gonna go lift weights. What? I was texting with Gavin before. The Avengers. The 98 Avengers came out in the summer 98. I think it's the worst movie of the summer of 98. The Avengers, like the tv show

remake the tv show remake yes with sean connery and uh ray fines and uma thurman i never saw it john steed and emma peel yeah i remember watching that when it came out uh having not never seen the original tv show but i remember that film being just dog shit awful it's just it's like it's the worst british charm i've ever seen like they're trying to be charming constantly but none of it is charming it's just annoying none of it makes sense it's a movie about the weather ultimately it sucks it really sucks there's a scene you know how like in in like spy movies there's sometimes the the board of villains and like they're wearing a disguise or whatever so like nobody knows the identities of the people they do that in this movie but they put everybody in a giant fucking bear mascot outfit for no

reason there's no explanation for why that's the choice they just all look like fucking beanie babies sitting at this table and it makes no sense it's ridiculous sean connery's wearing one it's so dumb it's a terrible movie for a split second i thought he was saying they were all in the same mascot outfit and then i started imagining like what if two bad guys met up in like one of those horse costumes one of the front and one of the back i like the idea of them like breaking off you know like how sometimes they'll separate and the characters have to choose who to follow they still don't know who each other are because yeah that's sort of the idea of like he says like i know who you all are and you know

who you are but you can't know who each other are yeah it's a dumb system so are we into this summer of 98 draft I mean draft is maybe a loose term ranking yeah definitive list do we have to watch everything and listen to everything no you can do whatever you want to do I've just decided that I would like to watch all these movies

so I've been doing that there's a lot of mainstream movies that you've probably seen like I probably had watched like 10 or 15 of these before I even started so can you send us the list sure I'll have to compile it in like a better way than I currently have but yeah I'll do that in the slack

soon as we're done no worries that way we can we just all be operating off the same yeah absolutely yeah I'll do that for the songs as well as the movies so I figured like as i said we'd all pick like three so we'd end up with 15 and then we will remove from there and like have take it very seriously like this is our list okay find out what the definitive song and movie of the summer 98 is some great movies in the summer 98 there's some real shit too

some fascinating just like even culturally i've seen eric like how stella got her groove back is not a movie that would come out now that is a terrible weird film why is it a terrible film well it's it's like the whole premise of it is this 40 year old dating a 20 year old and that the 40 year old. Oh yeah. Yeah. And the movie ends with them getting married and like a, it's just, it's not good. She did get her groove back though. I,

I don't know if she did. And if she did, maybe she shouldn't have. Everybody deserves a groove, Andrew. I don't know the way that if that is how she got her groove back, there's maybe a discussion that could be had. I mean,

if you have a lust jewel groove. Oh, definitely. Yeah, absolutely. If that is how she got her groove back, there's maybe a discussion that could be had. I mean, have you ever lost your groove? Definitely. Yeah, absolutely. I'd say any time my ankles are below 40, I'd say I'm grooveless. Are you grooving right now? I'm grooving right now. Yeah, we got a pretty good groove going.

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Yeah, like a little sphere, like a little circular, like, almost, um, pizza bite, I'd say. I'll post a photo of what they look like in a minute. And you can see, um, what I realized. So I ordered it, funny enough, literally a month ago was when I ordered this. And at the time, they didn't have photos of the product. It was just these were their puffs, they're called. I was feeling more the cheese and herb one, but I ordered the pepperoni crazy puffs because it comes with four as opposed to three which i thought was weird at the time oh but it's three cheese it's three cheese it took me

i went to reorder them last week and i realized my mistake i thought that pepperoni crazy puffs i went oh there's four of those and they're 5.99 or i could get three cheese ones but they're it's the same price and it doesn't so i ordered the pepperoni at the time when i wanted the cheese more and then when i opened the app to reorder them last week i realized i'm a fucking idiot that's it's three cheese but there's still four because it even says four handheld pieces but three cheese i was just so drawn into the three i don't think that's so dumb though because i feel like three cheese isn't as popular as four cheese when it comes to pizza really i've never heard four cheese you never heard four cheese

no it's always three cheese. Oh, is it? Yeah. Maybe I don't know what I'm on about. No, no, it's four cheese. Yeah, it's kind of thing. I will say I can't see the number three without also seeing the number four right below it. Like they're next to each other.

But I will. I want to give Andrew credit because it does say the number three when it should be spelled out. True, true, true. Why should it be spelled out? T H R E E.

Like it should be spelled out. It shouldn't say that, but it shouldn't say three cheese. It, and then the number four right below it, it should, it should be spelled out. Three cheese.

The red Baron doesn't spell it out. They do it incorrectly. According to AP style guide, any number under 10 needs to be written out, three cheese. The Red Baron doesn't spell it out. They do it incorrectly. According to AP Style Guide, any number under 10 needs to be written out. Thank you. So wait, you should just never see numbers below 10? Not in journalism or in Red Baron pizzas. Which I qualify as journalism.

It's the same thing. Oh, Gavin just wrote 24-7. Well, I mean, the sevens gotta be read out. You think 24-7 is, it's written a lot in, like, the newspaper? In the newspaper?

What? Which would be journalism, which is what we're talking about. Oh. I don't, That made me... What you just did to me made me dizzy. What's journalism about a DoorDash order?

I'm just saying. I just think it should be... Look, it should be... Look at how much simpler. Yeah, that's nice. That does look a lot better. That's a good look at pizza right there. I'm just the number four. Hey, I had...

That does look like pizza. If you guys don't mind indulging for a second, I had another idea for another business or product line that I was going to run by you guys. Okay. Let's see what you think. The other day, I was... Well, a couple weeks ago, I went on a vacation,

and so I was out of town, and I was at one of those destinations where everybody buys a shirt that says where it is on it. And I was just seeing all the people buying all the shirts for the place we were at. And then I noticed... I started paying attention to what shirts other people were also wearing. And they'd be like, Oh, I summited Mount Kilimanjaro. And then there was a shirt that was like,

I saw the Great Wall of China. And then I saw a shirt for someplace in Italy. And I got to thinking, it's way easier to just buy a shirt from a place than to actually go to the place. So what if we just started a business where we sold souvenir shirts so that you don't have to go to the place. So what if we just started a business where we sold, like, souvenir shirts so that you don't have to go to the place?

Like, what if I just sold a I saw the Great Wall of... I personally went to the Great Wall of China and touched it T-shirt. How's anybody gonna know? So would we be importing from the actual gift shops in all these places?

No, we would make our own. No. From scratch. We wouldn't even trademark a location. Like, is somebody gonna tell me I can't make a shirt for butte montana no of course i can't yeah this sounds like something spencer's gifts would do i guess we could do that what if we also had a green screen and we could put you where the shirt is? Now we're talking. This is good.

Now I'm in. Like you're in multiple. It'd be great for people lying about going somewhere. Exactly. I don't ever honestly want to go all the way to the Great Wall of China. It seems like a lot of effort. But if I had a shirt that said I went on it, I would look pretty fucking cool. And I would totally pretend like I was there.

I'd be like, sure. Somebody be like, oh, my God, you went to the like I was there. I'd be like, sure. Somebody'd be like, oh my god, you went to the Great Wall of China? I'd be like, that's what the shirt says. Dude, between this and fucking and the hiding spot, we can help people lie so much. Yeah. How close would the Great Wall of China have to be before you went to see it, Jeff?

I'd have to already be in China for something else no but like if you could let's say it wasn't in china let's say it could be anywhere like i would all right let's let's have an hour by car great wall of like third street an hour by car is the furthest i would go to see the great wall all right let's maybe the great wall of china is a bad example because i probably would put a little bit of effort into going uh really i think so i mean it's a fuck it's visible from space. That's pretty cool. How about this? Here's a place that I have no

interest in ever going. Mount Everest. I don't ever want to go to base camp. I certainly don't want to climb it. I don't want to look at all the dead dudes. I don't want to wear a winter coat that long. I don't want to have oxygen strapped to me. I got no desire to do that. But if I had a shirt

that said i climbed mount everest i'd wear it all fucking day long and nobody would ever know the difference yeah and i wouldn't even have to go there to get the shirt i could just go to the store for places that you want people to think you went to but you didn't really go to dot com you know there's gonna be like a stolen valor level of outrage for people who summited Everest. It's like, Hey,

buy no people who've died up there. People will be livid. They'd hate you. I guess. I could see Jeff climbing Everest though. Like that's what I was trying to think in my head. If I saw Jeff in that shirt and I didn't know who Jeff was. Right.

I don't think I would question that. I think I just assume. How often? And that's the real kicker right there, Andrew. And I'm, thank I would question that. I think I just assume. How often, and that's the real kicker right there, Andrew, and thank you for pointing that out, because this is what it really boils down to. How often do you see a person, see a dude, let's say me, wearing a shirt, and you read the shirt,

and it says a little bit of information, like a band that he likes or a tour that he went to or a summit that he climbed how often do you go and talk to that person go oh uh did you went to mount uh rushmore or you went to wherever the fuck it was everest and you're not gonna do that you're just gonna go oh that dude that dude went to everest that's cool yeah it would have to something would have to happen that it would force a conversation to occur right like maybe we're in like an elevator and it broke or something or just like some there'd have to be some scenario. Then you can

go, oh yeah, I guess I did. Or you can go, uh, no, I got it at the Goodwill or whatever if you want to, if you want to, if you're embarrassed. But nine times out of ten, most people are just going to see it and assume you climbed it on Everest and they're going to be like, wow, that dude's awesome. Yeah, it's an impressive feat is what I would think. Yeah.

I wonder how often you did it. Honestly, you could have done it multiple times. You're not going to be like, wow, that dude's awesome. Yeah, it's an impressive feat is what I would think. Yeah. I wonder how often you did it, honestly. You could have done it multiple times. You're not going to buy a shirt every time you climb it. You can even get fantastical about it too, right? You could get a shirt that says, I discovered and went to and saw El Dorado. Nobody's going to know. Yeah, I wonder how the Atlantis shirts would do.

There is something hilarious to me about what if this is your whole wardrobe could you imagine somebody going into your wardrobe for the first time it's i was at everest i went to the titanic i went to el dorado like just every shirt is a accomplishment an achievement it's a i'll tell you what it's an even cooler wardrobe than a bunch of logos that look like acdc but aren't actually acdc that's it's a great point i'd much rather have a i went to everest sure like think of all the i've never been to mount fuji but nobody has to know that honestly i don't we could even combine the two you could use the acdc font for I went to Everest. Why stop? Why restrict the two things?

Let's blend them. Where is a place? Where is a place that we all want to pretend we've been to that we haven't been to? Like, can we decide on one location? Huh? Like collect like we all agree that this would be a good place. Like we would all wear this shirt that says that we went there and we don't actually want to go there. Oh. Oh.

Huh. Is there any place that I actually want to go? Well, you once said, Andrew, you wouldn't travel more than 10 blocks even if those blue roofs from Greece were 10 blocks away. Yeah, well, no. That needs to be my neighbor's house

for me to actually pursue that. I've seen roofs. I can paint my roof blue. Well, you can't see your own roof. I'm not impressed by that. I mean, when I step outside, I can. I can look up. I can go up the street and go, oh, it's a blue roof.

All right. How about this? Have you guys ever been to the Badlands? Is that Borderlands DLC? No, the Badlands. I've never been there. Where's the Badlands? Is that Borderlands DLC? No, the Badlands. I've never been there. Where's the Badlands? It's in South Dakota.

Is that a Jim Carrey movie? The Badlands? Badlands. Or South Dakota. Yeah, with Jason Momoa. What was that movie? Badland? Jim Carrey and Jason Momoa.

They're in a desert? Well, this is... I'm probably way off. The Badlands is pretty desert-y. Oh, so it's just a bunch of mountains yeah it's just Badlands like you can't live out there there's nothing there Andrew you're thinking a bad batch thank you okay like those bad

was in there like I'm never gonna go to the Badlands but what if we made a shirt that says I visited the Badlands and all I got was this awesome fucking shirt. See, I think it has to be serious, the tone of the shirt, for it to work. If it comes across as a joke, then it kind of falls apart.

That's why I didn't say lousy shirt. That's why I said awesome fucking shirt because I was taking it seriously. That's a good point. That's on me. I was trying to be serious about it. Specifically for that reason, Andrew. Anyway, just something to think about. Think about places around the world. I'm probably never going to go to kyrgyzstan kyrgyzstan and that is the one country no matter how much i study the name of it i can never freaking spell

kyrgyzstan kyrgyzstan so what is like the best place to visit in kyrgyzstan yeah why what even made you choose that why are you studying kyrgyzstan yeah why what even made you choose that why are you studying kyrgyzstan i just i just wanted to be able to name all the countries and uh i can't because i'm rubbish and i can't even spell that one so it's this like some y's and g's and there's a z i think here we go one of the most popular tourist destination points in kyrgyzstan is the lake isik cool numerous hotels resorts and boarding houses are located along its northern shore. The most popular beach zones are in the city of Cholpanada and settlements nearby. So we just need to make beachwear for Issyk-Kul and Cholpanada, and then we're set.

There you go. More than a million people a year visit there. Except, well, they used to. Used to. At a different time things were doesn't exist anymore my number one where i want to go is cyber city there's an arcade that was where i lived and they shut it we don't have any arcades anymore cyber city and my number one i'd love a i've been to cyber city shirt well now mini golf why why does it have to be why does it have to be in the here and now why can't we expand this to back in time

that's true like I saw the fall of Rome oh Cyber City that looks pretty cool it was great it looks like you could ride your bike up that side we could even do this in the face universe we could set up a little shack

at the puddle of piss that Andrew watched and sell shirts for that. Nobody needs that. Nobody wants. I didn't even want to be there for that. I don't know why I'd have a shirt that said I witnessed the Vancouver Island McDonald's piss lady. Yeah, I feel like I'd love to go to that spot. I wouldn't want to stand exactly on it.

I would just want to be, you know, in that moment of historical value. Oh, man. If we ever go there, Andrew, can you show me where it was? Yeah, absolutely. You can call me and I'll tell you to like step back like four feet. I don't have to call you. Why would you come and just show me? Because we're trying to I don't know.

It would be easier for me to look out my window and be able to tell you where it was as opposed to being. What? It would be easier for you to look out your window? window and be able to tell you where it was as opposed to being well just because like i don't know necessarily if i was on the ground i don't know if i could accurately guess where it was why don't you film through a telescope i need the same perspective and you'll just hear me down the phone and you can be like left a bit back i could just yell it's close enough i could yell just open the door and i'll just yell at you i guess we don't even really need phones but yeah oh so you were close enough where she could have seen you watching uh yeah absolutely i thought they were making eye contact when it happened okay i thought they were a little bit further out no they were they're a little it's

like a parking lot type thing away. There's a distance. There is a distance. But yeah, you could. I'd assume you could see. I've never been to that location and look back. But yeah, I'd love to. I'd love to go. I'd love to check that off my list of places.

I'm going to have my doorbell in your hand when you do it. Taunt me from a distance. What's the thumbstick update? I've been trying to look into the camera thing. I'm just going to start. I'm just going to start. Without the camera? Without the camera, yeah. What's there to look into?

Proof is too bad. I was looking into if I could use my Kinect. The Kinect doesn't work at all for the console. And I was looking into camera options. Yeah, you can use a Logitech. I could. Yeah, but I'm just going to start up as intended.

I don't like you moving the goalposts. Well, not really a moving goalpost. Well, it was never discussed, and then it arrived and it all of a sudden became a thing, even though we talked about it a lot. And if we want to talk about lack of proof, when you and I did the Halo 2 time challenge, I was the only one streaming that. I didn't see you play at all.

You just went off. You just did it and then claimed you had a time. That's true. I mean, it's just a pretty good point there. It was quite a visual challenge. Yeah. Kind of comically large controller. Watch somebody try to use it successfully.

Printed them and mailed them across the country and all that. I mean internationally, just so we're clear. It did leave America. Yeah. What's everybody else got going on? You went to Sloppy Joe's and it's crazy you haven't talked about it yet.

What are you doing you'd even i mean we're we're 45 minutes in and we just got to it jeff went oh i don't have any yeah we didn't lead we didn't lead with you're at sloppy joe's i had jack come up to me and be like hey you know about this and eric was like hey do you see this i was like what okay well two two things i had it tweeted to me two things first off one uh i don't know how he's made it into his fucking 40s and still hasn't learned to keep his fucking mouth shut but jack needs to stop fucking sharing information that's not his to share around if i'd wanted you guys to know i was a sloppy joes i would have told you i was a sloppy

joes ahead of time and second just because it's some you people told you I was a sloppy does doesn't mean I was definitely actually there oh so you're saying you may not have been at sloppy joes I mean it's possible that I wasn't there I mean that Eric just posted a screenshot of what appears to be you and him that appears to be two blonde ladies looking down i can't believe right the two people were not looking yeah i can't believe you didn't do that while we were playing bingo what do you mean what you can't believe i didn't go all the way to sloppy joe's while i was playing bingo with you the time as in like you could have just been like around the corner playing bingo what are you what are you talking what world are you living in because we always talked about how what we always talked about how it'd be funny if we were all playing bingo and

then suddenly one of us was like okay one sec and then we're just on the stream like we're playing from an airbnb that would be really funny but the logistics of how you do that because the hard part is getting all the way there he was already there. I would argue that being there is the easiest part of that Alright playing bingo at this time bam. We would never have known. I think we would you'd sound like shit He wouldn't sound like himself Noises in the background be a fucking parade happening It'd be on it. What are you saying you would where is he staying is there a hotel near Sloppy Joe's Jeff that you could do this realistically you could do a podcast from

that street yeah yeah no not from the street in the street the street the street that Sloppy Joe's is on is a street called Duval Street it is 15 blocks long it runs from the Atlantic Ocean to the Gulf of Mexico.

So it goes from ocean to ocean. It's the width of Key West. So you can literally walk from one end of the ocean to the other, which is kind of cool. But it's all bars and restaurants. I don't know that there's any hotels on that street. But my hotel was three blocks from Sloppy Joe's. I was right there.

So I easily could have done what you're describing. Yeah. That's what I was saying. Didn't do that though. What I did do is go on vacation. No, but the timing, the seamlessness of it,

you can't, you couldn't pull that off. If it helps you, Jeff going and doing this helped everyone else with bingo as he was, I think a crosswalk coward. Oh yeah.

You're sucking on chili dogs. Acknowledge the camera. What other things off the top of your head that you did? I did a selfie. I dropped something. I shook Emily's hand. I kissed her. Did you throw up?

I didn't throw up. I couldn't throw up. I did a bunch of stuff. Actually, so the goal was, was first off I went to Key West for 4th of July weekend just to get away we wanted to go somewhere it wasn't specifically it wasn't even really gonna be Key West necessarily it could have been

we threw places in a hat and we just ended up pulling out Key West and we were like oh that seems appropriate fuck it let's go I hadn't been in like 17 years or something and so and Emily had never been. First off, I got to say, Key West is awesome in every way. It is so worth going to.

We drove. We flew to Miami and rented a car and drove down to Key West because I wanted to do that drive again. How far is drive is amazing. It's like three hours, maybe four hours, somewhere on there. But it's like you're just driving down you're just driving from island to island to island you know it's just hopping islands it's fucking cool uh and so we got there i didn't really have any agenda in terms of like what to

do with sloppy joes or anything but we i so what we came up with was i wanted to try to sneak on camera as many times as possible and see. And the goal Emily and I had for ourselves, because we were there for four days, was to try to get on camera 30 times without anybody noticing. Oh, my God. We got caught instantly. So there are people just bingoing away or watching the stream all the time.

I think within like five minutes of us appearing on camera, it was on Reddit. Yeah, it was pretty crazy because I thought we were going to get a lot further along. People haven't seen all of us, obviously, because we were doing like, we would go by, we took the ghost, the ghost yards and graveyards thing. We took that.

So we were going up and down the street in that waving. We did, you know, that little choo-choo train that goes by. graveyards thing uh we took that so we were going up and down the street in that waving we did uh we did you know that little uh that little uh choo-choo train that goes by we took that so wow i'm on there every time that we appeared on video emily would screen grab it from youtube and so i think we have a little video cut together of like the nine oh that's awesome did you rent a couple of go-karts man i i couldn't find a go-kart to rent i wanted to what we did end up doing is renting so we were going to rent a golf cart just to drive around for a day because it's fucking hot dude it's like it's hot in texas it's so much hotter there maybe not temperature

wise but because of the humidity it's just brutal and so they were out of golf carts so we rented a scooter like like a little Vespa, which I haven't ridden since I flipped that one a couple of years ago. And I fucked myself all up, you know, did that whole thing. And so I was a little nervous about it, but Emily was like, yeah, you'll be fine.

Turns out I was fine. It was a lot of fun. Emily made it about three blocks before she was like, I'm too scared to ride with you. And so we had to turn the scooter back in she was not having it she didn't like being a passenger worse than the helicopter then because she didn't turn that around no the helicopter she stuck it out she did not stick it out with the scooter she made an hour with the helicopter maybe 20 minutes with the scooter what was it like to look at the camera what did it look like we've seen what it looked like i guess guess. I can send you pictures, actually.

Did you go inside the bar? Yeah. I ate dinner there. Is it cool? Wow. It was good? Yeah. I'll be honest.

I have so many thoughts. I'm a little scatterbrained. Let me send these photos to you real fast, and then I'll... Okay. Oh! That's the Interfeed. Yeah, that was us. Wow.

I didn't even know there was an Interfeed like that. Somebody caught us eating inside. Do you think that's where Errol Flynn sat? It's his favorite table. I'm just gonna say, these are all the photos I took. I'm fascinated by this. Yeah, this is...

I didn't... I really didn't know that there was a feed like that. That really opens things up. I feel like you have a good chance of finding a dumb hat almost any time in the evening with that feed. Okay, so there's the top left photo is just where we were sitting at in that other photo you saw of us eating.

Right out of the gate, food, awesome. Like, really good. I had really good Cajun fries. I had a really... Everything was really good except for the Sloppy fries uh i had a really everything was really good except for the sloppy joe the sloppy joe was pretty fucking terrible it was like it was like sweet and just not good but i had a i had a hot dog that was fantastic like really good and is that the one you sucked on outside on in front of the camera yes no oh that's another story so you know how sometimes you'll see a guy walk by with a shirt that says hey face and it looks like the north face logo uh-huh

walked around the corner to go find out where the people are grabbing the chili dogs and there's a hot dog vendor right there selling hot dogs in the hey face shirt it's his thing and he's like really yeah emily i i don't have it with me but emily i, but Emily took a photo of me and the face dude standing next to each other. And I meant to go back and buy one. He sells those shirts. He's like, yeah, I sell aprons and shirts. I'll sell you one.

You met the North Face guy? I met the North Face guy. That's incredible. Yeah. That was the craziest thing is like everybody there I recognized and knew. It was weird. All the homeless people, all the employees, everybody I recognized out of the gate. You can see I took a photo of the camera right there

where it says Duval Street. It is so hard to see. It's so unassuming. Oh, really? Most people don't know it's there. You can see it in the selfie I took. That was just a selfie I was taking for the live cam that night. I didn't think I'd even look up there.

I don't think you would either. Those lights blinded anyway. It's subtle. Most people have no idea it's there.. I don't think I'd even look up there. I don't think you would either. Those lights blinded anyway. Most people have no idea it's there. They really don't. A couple of other observations. Sloppy Joe's is awesome. That block, it looks like Sloppy Joe's

is like the center of the universe, the way the camera's set up, and then everything kind of gravitates towards that, and it looks like it kind of bleeds off and dies out in the other directions. Not the case. Every block on Duval Street is as crowded and packed as sloppy joe's it's like it is that crowded everywhere that place across the street ricks that you can see in the other feed that

place is way busier than sloppy joe's and bigger really actually sloppy joe's is busy don't get me wrong people and fucking beloved i bought you guys koozies, by the way. I got everybody a koozie. Oh, I love it. Thank you so much. Yeah, no worries, man. Of course, I'm going to get you guys stuff. Oh, and Eric, I got for our break show set, I got a Sloppy Joe's bar mat. Nice.

Wow. That's awesome. They've merchandised the shit out of that place. But yeah, so like any direction like you see people peel off to the left or to the right or wherever they're not going home they're going to a thousand other restaurants and bars that place is uh very lively also the other big observation the uh the big uh illumination i'll say that emily and i had we played two full rounds of sloppy joe's bingo at sloppy joe's one under the camera and then one

across the street i thought we were on camera but we weren't we were just off off camera and the big observation is everybody you see on camera on that sloppy joe's live cam is at least twice as drunk as they look. Something about the angle makes people look more sober than they are. It's rough on the streets, dude. When you're looking at those people at eye level, every single person is stumbling and glassy-eyed and hammered.

From about 8 p.m. on, they're all just toasted out of their minds, dude. It's the first time in my life I realized that the camera doesn't do alcohol justice like people are they look so much more put together when you're looking at the top of their head than they do when you're staring at them in the eyes

did that make you re-evaluate Slopaclock like when the time was for it? No because I mean I'll be honest Slopaclock's kind of an arbitrary thing anyway but it made me appreciate it all more. And it made me understand that what I'm watching is actually drunker and

funnier than I realized, if that helps. Like, if anything, this trip really just bolstered my love of Sloppy Joe's. That's great. I wonder if that keeps going as you get lower. Like, if you're sat on the street, does everyone look drunk? I sat on the street.

I did that. One of those. So somebody could get that. It was also, by the way, so, so, so much fun to play on the street. Except that people are fucking drunk and they see you looking at them. And everybody, it's like Sixth Street, you know, where you're like, every time you make eye contact with a drunk dude you're like oh you know we'll see

how this goes so there is a bit of that but it's a pretty it's a pretty happy place and I assume you can't scream trip over at people if you're playing there yeah and you can't do that you can't yell dumb hat point stupid offensive t-shirt

also I will say because Emily be mad at me if i didn't bring this up although i don't it's not my story to tell i don't know how to do it but according to emily she has never seen me nervous and starstruck before uh in any situation but she said when we got to sloppy joe's i turned into a pud. So that was just like I didn't want to go. And she's right. I didn't think about it at the time. I didn't want to go into the store. I don't want to make eye contact with the employees.

I was like nervous. Like there's like a whole like to the right of Sloppy Joe's. Actually, like the the entrance that you see people walk into the like closest to camera is a little store where you can go buy like T-shirts and shit. And I just I felt so I felt like i felt awkward i felt weird i felt like everybody knew i was the guy who made the game that was kind of making fun of them but not really i was just so nervous i had we had to leave and i had to calm down and come back later that's great and it was also it's just like i just love it so much yeah it's your thing i assume that's how i'm gonna be when i see andrew again i think so probably starstruck yeah like

when i'm when i'm there at your door trying to screw the monopoly money to it, I'm just going to be freaking out. I'm gonna have to, I have to cite myself. We'll break, we'll break through that while I'm telling you where the puddle of piss is. I think that'll be like the icebreaker. That'll bring us back.

The pissbreaker. That's great. I'm so glad. That was one of my main questions is, did this heighten your experience? Yeah. Watching it. And so yeah,

absolutely. And I gotta be, I say um you know we were doing vacations at that little island to easily move Harris for a while in Mexico we haven't been there in a minute I want to move everything over to Key West like I just want to go back to Key West immediately and I want you guys to go yeah I'd love to do a face thing there sounds great I want us to do weekend getaway vacations there it's just fucking awesome oh I need to tell you guys, that's not all I did. Guess what I did? Oh my god. Holy shit. What did you do? I went jet skiing

in the ocean. You went jet skiing? I said it as a joke. Are you serious? In the ocean. Oh my god. Guys, it's different. It's so fucking different. It's so much better. What we were doing was not jet skiing. Jet skiing in the ocean, it's a whole other world, man.

It's fucking dangerous. Well, surely you can't go 50 miles an hour in the ocean. You can. You can. You can go. I got up to 46 was the fastest mine went. Oh, you can definitely go. Yeah.

What? Oh, yeah. What if you come off a wave? Do you want to land on a different wave? Sometimes you go through a wave. you want to land on a different wave what do you sometimes you go through a wave you just go so fast you just go through it like you pierce it it's fucking wild it's fucking wild so you're an ocean jet skier now yeah dude and the tour we did we got on jet skis and we did the entire fucking island. Like we circled Key West in jet skis, which means I went through two oceans on jet skis. Damn.

Wow. It was fucking awesome. So you like circled Duval Street? Yeah, I did. I did. I totally did. That's awesome. Yeah.

And I got to see all kinds of crazy, like they call people who live on the water there. They call it living off the hook and it's kind of it's kind of a derogatory term it's kind of an insult and i didn't quite understand it until i was out there on the jet ski there's like parts of key west that look like water world where it's just like old boats that don't sail anymore that are just stuck and there's people that have built like corrugated metal like huts on top of them and just live there living off the hook and there's like that's

great you jet ski around them and you really are like it's like post-apocalyptic it's fucking wild oh that's awesome you see dennis hopper god i wish i looked for him uh anyway do you think your lake experience now is that going to be weakened can you go back to your standard jet ski like will this change that for you you think now that you've experienced the ocean lifestyle uh the lake experience had already been lessened a bit just because we'd done it so much and there's only i imagine the swan too yeah the swan too well we've done it so much and lake austin's quite small so it's like you basically every time we run a jet ski we go okay let's go from here to the end and then to the other end and back and you just do a full loop and then you're

done and so that gets old after like i don't know 20 times did you did you um almost hit any other kinds of dead bloated wildlife when you're in the ocean no no i didn't but uh some people did see a giant sea turtle uh when we were coming in i just that's cool i want to go i want to go to key west and i want to jet ski on the ocean dude that's fun it's fucking awesome it's not any more expensive than jet skiing in the regular land or in the lakes and uh it's way more thrilling and uh yeah and anyway so key west is is just it's better than i remembered it it's nicer than i remembered it it's uh sloppy joes is better than i could have imagined it it's incredibly and i mean this with all sincerity it's all very charming like it's i remembered it being kind of trashy

and like trashy a little trashy qs being just kind of trashy and trashy yeah i mean that's definitely the vibe i got looking at the feed and it's yeah it's there is it is still a little trashy but it's so much more charming than that and then it's great it's just wonderful yeah really great i love to hear that really great and. And so I hope that our Sloppy Joe's future is bright and long. That was a fast hour. This was a fun episode. Yeah, that was good. I missed you guys. Yeah, I missed you guys.

I didn't really get into any of my stuff. That was lovely. Oh, shit. Next time. Next time. Next week! Episode 165, tune in. The Gavin episode. Ooh. I mean, I hope to have some stuff to present from the lab, but that's probably my main thing next time. Ooh.

That's exciting. Yes, indeed. Very excited. Hopefully, audience, you'll tune in next week for episode 165, the Gavin episode. He's been in the lab. He's going to blow your mind. And if you saw us at RTX, thank for coming out thank you for spending your time

and your money supporting F*** Face and if I ran into you in Key West and took photos with you hey it was nice to see you thanks for doing that and uh we're uh maybe I'll see you next vacation and if you listen to this and you hear me talking right now thanks for listening to this and uh whatever else bye

which thumbsticks will Andrew be on we won't see it come on whatever else. Bye. Bye. Which thumbsticks will Andrew be on? We won't see it. Come on. Hey guys, Major League Fan Jack here with a look at next week's episode of F*** Face. Andrew broke it again. Gavin has some interesting

storage options. Those shoes have no toes. It's a pool noodle monstrosity. Vegas was ungodly hot. It's a digital craps table. And once again, Andrew does not eat the pencil. All that and more on next week's episode of F*** Face.