F**kface - Out Voted to Sit in Gavin's Chair // Strong Arm Democracy [2]

Episode Date: May 28, 2024

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about how your support has been greatly appreciated, Andrew's chair isn't his, Geoff's raised platform, real ghosts on Haunter, Rain Run, school memories, hardest you ever laughed, Left 4 Dead, groantube toothbrush, Friendship EGOT, Andrew's guessing game, and Potts cans. Support us directly at patreon.com/regulationpod Stay up to date, get exclusive supplemental, and connect with other Regulation Listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I'm Dave and saving with TD Insurance made me feel like I scored my own jingle. With over 30 ways to save, nobody seems like Dave. Save on home and auto like only you can at tdinurance.com slash ways to save. TD, ready for you. Hello and welcome to another episode of the Regulation Podcast. This is number two under the current name. My name is Jeff Ramsey with me as always, Andrew Panton, Gavin Free, Eric and Nick,

somewhere in the background. And take it away, Gavin. I like that Eric typically types in the discord as you're doing the intro, the episode number, because, you know, it's historically been like 192 or whatever. He wrote episode two. Well, I feel like we could have figured that out.

No, I agree. I agree, but I figure, you know, we have a good thing going and I feel good about letting you know through this chat. We'll keep it consistent. Episode two. Nick is right, why risk it? It helps me because when I go back in a week

to do the thumbnail, it's hard to figure out where the episode started. Because usually there's just a bunch of- There we go. There's just a bunch of nonsense. And sometimes, there have been multiple occasions where I've put photos up in the episode dump that weren just a bunch of nonsense. And sometimes there have been multiple occasions where I've put photos up in the episode dump that weren't a part of the episode.

They were just shit we were talking about before or after. It confuses the audience. So I really need the episode two, Mark. Thank you. But I will say, Gavin, I totally agree. And if this was somebody else doing it, I would have been all over them for saying episode two as well. I feel like regulation podcast going pretty well so far.

Amazing start. Thank you so much to all the people that have supported us via Patreon. This has been an unbelievable amount of support. It has been wonderful and overwhelming in a very amazing way. Apparently not to everybody else. Nobody else agrees. Jesus fucking Christ. What's wrong with all of you?

I really thought that Jeff would start saying something. I just couldn't believe he didn't. Oh, really? No, I was expecting Eric to say something. Oh, yeah, I was waiting for Eric. Just any of you. If any of you could have said something. I mean, I'm muted.

You can see very clearly that, like, I'm muted when I'm not talking. I mean, technically, we do everything in aneg. So like, Andrew spoke, it should have been, he should have thrown to Nick and then Eric, and then it was my turn. Okay, then we'll do it. All right, then go ahead, Nick. I'm blown away.

Thank you for all the support and the love that you've given us and following our Patreon. And if not our new YouTube page as well. Great. Hey guys, I want to say I'm sorry for the rocky start we had as the regulation podcast. I apologize for the confusion that came through telling you to download the episodes, which I never should have done clearly.

Yeah. I apologize for any confusion that caused, but I do want to say I am overwhelmed by your support and I want to thank you for following us as difficult as it was to find these episodes. Thank you very, very much. So wait, they shouldn't download it? I just shouldn't have said anything. I didn't find it to be confusing. When I said download the episode, it helps us.

And then people went, what if I download it on YouTube? And I just went, this is, we're already, this is, we're gone, we're beyond. They're like, what if I pirate it? And it's like, what are you talking about? This is insane. So I just shouldn't have said anything. I apologize for the rocky start with where we had to upload and everything, They're like, what if I pirate it? And it's like, what are you talking about? This is insane. So I just shouldn't have said anything.

I apologize for the rocky start with where we had to upload and everything. But hopefully by this point, we have it all sorted out. You guys are following where you can and we appreciate your support. Hey y'all, it's your boy Lil Jeffy here. And I just wanted to reiterate what my coworkers and friends have said.

What an amazing show of support. What does it mean the world to us? If I could explain it in such a way, it's like you as a community have given my heart, my very heart, the biggest throbbing boner a heart has ever had. I feel like I'm just, my heart is just pumping love and blood and success, like, like just like good feelings and jizz. And I just I feel like I'm going to explode with with cheer if at all possible.

So thank you so much for my heart boner and for all of the support. Gavin, I believe it's your turn. I hate this bit so much. But everything should be in place now, right? We've acquired some things. Hopefully, yeah. I mean, we've said yes. You got paperwork? Yeah, right? I'm all done with the paperwork. But that's not the end of all of this. And we're in the middle of just waiting to hear

back on some stuff and then we'll be able to turn everything over. We might be getting our bleep back. Oh my god. We'll see. Let's wait and see. Let's wait and see. I don't want to risk it. I wouldn't even throw it out there that whether or not the bleep is here or not. I feel like he said it. We might. I mean, we own it. I mean, it's paid for. Yes, exactly. So that's but like, you know, the actual ownership and reversion. I just wouldn't test it I just wouldn't say the old name. Well the thing that we would Gavin you bought we bought a thing Yeah, right and now we own a thing in theory. I don't know why we can't talk about the thing we own. I don't know We bought a zoo technically speaking you your Eric's boss at the moment Gavin

We're in a transitional phase Where oh I like this Eric when do you want your view to be? This I would say this time next year Okay, let me write that down You got it set alarm for one year from now. It's just funny because as of today, it's still a little murky. But by the time this episode comes out, it will be 100 percent done. That's why I was bringing it up. I know. I know. I know. That's why you're bringing it up.

I think Eric is worried it won't be. The hilarious thing is we're doing a twofer today, so we're going to immediately roll into episode three right after this and we still won't be able to talk about it. Oh, this definitely can be done there. Yeah. Before we move on, I need to just take the show hostage for a minute because I keep putting something off. I keep delaying this.

I'm still using my old chair because I keep waiting to do a thing where I sit in the chair for the first time. Oh yeah. And it never comes. What? I've been waiting. You could have done it last week. I know, but it never came up.

I never found a way to interject it. It doesn't matter. Just let him do the chair thing. So do you want to do it right now? I'm standing up. I'm about to sit in my new Herman Miller. I've been waiting months. It doesn't make sense to do it like four minutes in. Why wouldn't you wait until the end of the episode

to be like a big grand- Because I want to sit in the chair. I'm so sick of this broken- It's just weird to do it mid-episode, dude. What if you start to be like a big grand- Because I want to sit in the chair! I'm so sick of this broken- It's just weird to do it mid-episode, dude. What if you start the next episode in the new chair? And we'll see if you do better. Oh, we can compare the performances. Yeah, we'll compare the evidence.

I definitely agree with that. I agree with that also, yeah. No. Hang on, hang on, hang on. No! Now, we are all co-owners of this company and I think we can take a vote. Oh!

I vote for next episode. I also vote for next episode. Next episode. I vote for this episode. Oh, I'm sorry. Unfortunately Andrew and Gavin, you are outvoted. Andrew, I did what I could. Majority rule is not to be determined. That's such a lie.

What do you mean? No, I didn't. That's an F. You put this in motion. Oh yeah. You kicked the ball. Does anybody think that it's going to be like. Oh, yeah. Take the ball. Does anybody think that it's going to be like a reverse Icy hot on the ball situation where Andrew ceases to be as funny because he's comfortable? Oh, I have full asleep.

Like maybe we'll have to put thumbtacks in the bottom of the chair or something just to agitate you a little bit to keep you alert. Oh, I'm plenty agitated. You don't need to put in the thumbtacks. I'm annoyed. You know, I think technically was that given to you under the previous podcast that chair? Yeah. Yeah, I guess it was. I think technically currently that's my chair. I believe Gavin owns that chair. Yeah, that's pretty. That's Gavin's chair. I believe Gavin bought your chair. Yeah. So if you could just pop that to the side for

now, I'd really appreciate it. Oh, god damn it. Fucking give me a second to put this chair away. I was really excited to sit in it. Keep it close. Next episode is right around the corner. Oh, god damn it. I hate you guys. I love you guys, but I hate you guys. We're just trying to be fair about it. I just want to sit in the new chair. I've had this chair for so long.

The problem is you could have done it at any point in the past, and you're the reason you didn't. And now because I said I would. Yeah, what you've done is you've built up this really funny bit, and now we're all committed to your bit. Yeah. I was I was looking over my notes to try to get ready for today's episodes of which there are Painfully few notes by the way I have very little talk about and I got so confused by my notes the number one note I had was head sheen

I probably spent a good three minutes I know that coffee shot this morning gaff before everybody showed up trying to figure out what the fuck I wrote Sloppy sloppy just bingo. Yeah, eventually I eventually got there but I was so fucking mad at myself for not explaining what I was thinking there. Yeah. We did a Sloppy Joe's Bingo recently under the new podcast. And I think it was, I think it was our best one. And we've thought about changing up the list, adding some new, some new things. And Head Sheen was one of the new spots. Yeah. I have overstayed your welcome head sheen dog out too late That's what helped me figure out new boot goofing

dickhead truck and move along Move along did not help at all. We were so close to losing pink taxi and Then pink taxi showed up In a big car clown car we gotta add clown car clown car. I got my wheelchair Finally been waiting three different. Yeah, so I'm gonna convoy of them I won finally finally Eric lost a sloppy juice bingo was a great night. Yeah, do you know what I found out today at coffee? What? that uh at his old job

Jeff Jeff used to sit on a raised platform above all the other employees. I don't know why this sticks out to you. I didn't choose to sit there. It was my job to sit there. I was paid to sit there. I was in charge of all of those people. They were like a God in a prison. Yeah. I was Steve Carell and they were my little worker tech minions and they, they, yeah, and I had to, I had to stay, I had to keep an eye on them all, man. It was Jason and Nick and a bunch of other lunatics, Becca and fucking Gus and like they were, they're maniacs. You sat above Gus? Yeah.

Dude, so that, but what that really meant though is that like a panopticon, everyone could see you. Panopticon? Is that a Pokemon? What's a panopticon? I think it was a type of like circular jail where like one guard could watch every prisoner. Oh wow! Oh!

We went to one of those, huh? I only know it because of uh... This is crazy! That is insane! We went to one of those huh? I only know it because of This is crazy That is it was a way as a way of having a lot of prisoners of very few stuff But I know that word because there's a panopticon in control we We did that in Fuck where were we Louisiana that jail was a panopticon remember Jeff was it I'm pretty sure

Am I been in the panopticon we did that joke Daniel Thabella did that joke we're never supposed to do on set. What was the joke? Uh, they, uh, made it look like somebody fell from the top or got hung or something. I can't remember exactly. It was a Haunter episode though. We did it in Haunter. Before today, Gavin, if somebody asked you if you had played Lost Planet or been to a panopticon would your answer have been no? No, I mean yes, okay. Well you just seem like you didn't know so I went in control Hey Jeff if you ever flown Never dropped before? Hammer to dawn?

Dropped a what? Dropped a nuke. Oh. Like Fallout 76? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I wonder if I'll ever be able to release all that footage I took of the crew of Haunter when they all lost their frickin minds and refused to film. Oh, that was a frustrating night, man. That was frustrating. We had a lot of believers on the crew. And there was a, what someone deemed to be a supernatural experience,

and then everyone legitimately freaked out for about two hours. They thought there were, they wouldn't film on account of real ghosts? They thought the ghost was real and everyone was like, I'm not going out there. I'm not I'm not I'm not saying one one of the local crew, dude. It got so much worse. One of the local crew said they saw an orb and it chased them and they refused and they they and other members of the crew just left. We're like, we're not working the rest of the night. An orb chased me. It's going to kill me. And they just other members of the crew just left. We're like, we're not working the rest of the night.

An orb chased me, it's gonna kill me. And they just fucking left. The medic was checking someone out after something like this happened, and then the medic was freaking out. Yeah, yeah. Oh, I got so much good footage of that. People lost their fucking minds.

And I got, and there was some, it was interesting. There's some very tense conversations with producers going like, are you fucking serious right now? Are you really scared of a ghost right now? I think everyone was trying to do the responsible thing. Like the producer was trying to keep all the crew happy and stuff, but they weren't happy. So they were they were like siding with the crew,

which I guess if I was the producer, I would also do that. No, you got everybody to feel safe. But as a ghost hunter, it's like, this is why we're doing it. We're trying to find the stupid fucking ghost. We were like, roll the damn cameras. Don't run away from the ghost. We run towards the ghost. Yeah, dude, I don't know if we can film this ghost show.

I just saw a ghost. So I'm thinking that we shouldn't do this. It was surreal. I didn't know. I didn't know what to do. I just sat quietly and just had to wait out Do you think there's any job where that's a justifiable excuse for suddenly leaving work? Like you work at Subway and just like now there's a goat. I got chased by an orb in the kitchen

I'm going home. I would say cemetery you like groundskeeper to cemetery. Oh cemeteries a good one. Yeah Just a half dug grave. I feel like if you tell any other person who works at a cemetery, I had to leave early as I saw Ghost, they'd be like, yeah, I got it, I got you. Yeah. An orb chased me. Like, they got chased by Pac-Man and had to call out early.

You know, all the, we did two seasons of that show. That only happened that time. Everybody else was totally had their shit together. Every other recording, it was just that one. That's because Ghost only happened that time. Everybody else was totally had their shit together every other recording. It was just that one. It was weird. That's because ghosts aren't real.

So it didn't happen again. Whoa. It was definitely a more religious area. I'll say that. And there was, yeah, there's different values. Whoa, whoa, whoa, Eric. Oh, I see. Calm down there.

I see. If ghosts aren't real, explain how that guy got chased by an orb. You know what? If ghosts aren't real explain how that guy got chased by an orb You know what some things you just can't explain I guess you you got me somebody hasn't seen mindfreak I Was thinking about all the just the phone footage I've got from over the years and how a lot of it was filmed You know for the previous company, but a lot of it was filmed before I worked there, like because we were talking last week about Rain Run, right?

Mm hmm. That was filmed before that show existed. So technically if I just take my footage and just recut it, it would be a brand new thing and I'm thinking maybe we just uncensor your cock. What? Yeah, you want to re-release release that video but I'm swinging my dick everywhere while I'm bleeding and covered in glass and mud is going behind the paint wall it would be a new product it's true it's true the Gavin cut is

just dicks are shown it's the only difference did everything else he just flips the key he just flips the bar so only the dick is visible. The rest of the screens blacked out. It's this is this the thumbnail for it. Oh yeah. Yeah. Jeff's cock fell out in the middle of that. Yeah. I that we were running in the rain and because it was lightning and thundering and it was like shitting down rain. And so we were taking turns and filming it,

and it was my turn. I ran out into the street and I slid, and I fucking went knee first into a bunch of gravel, and it just ripped my shin and my knee out. I was covered in blood, blew out my pants, and I ran back in going, I'm in a lot of pain, I'm in a lot of pain, I'm really hurt, I'm really hurt. They're laughing at me, and I ran into the bathroom, and I pulled my pants down, I'm in a lot of pain, I'm in a lot of pain, I'm really hurt, I'm really hurt. They're laughing at me and I ran into the bathroom and I pulled my pants down,

bent over to pull my pants down, and there's just like blood and skin and rocks and shit sticking out of my leg. And I went, oh, and I stood back up and I hit a glass countertop that had like all the deodorant and razors and soap and shit on it. And it shattered all around me on the ground with my dick out and blood everywhere. And then I was it was just brutal. It was a long night. That sounds terrible. Wow. And Gavin film the whole thing. That's true. I. And he still has it.

He still has the uncensored dick. Yes. Waiting. Were you holding onto that footage, Gavin, for some reason to use? You just save all your footage. He uses it pretty regularly, if you know what I mean. I feel like getting a gravel injury on your dick would be especially bad. I feel like gravel would struggle to hurt the dick. The dick just gets moved out the way.

I don't know if you falling. I don't I don't I disagree. I feel like gravel is all like palm of hands and shins and knees. It's all the stuff that isn't malleable. Yeah, I feel like the it's like a dick defense mechanism you have is that it's so malleable. It knows to avoid it like pings off of danger. Like I can't remember the last time I banged my dick on something. danger like I can't remember the last time I banged my dick on something

It has a lot of protection in the scenario which is exposed Anytime I think of banging dicks I think of that survivor challenge where they blindfold everybody and they make the people Yeah on the tall platform and direct them through the maze but it's all dick height and it's all like Jagged wood sticking out and people just rack themselves over and over again They don't do that anymore. That was the best. That was that the ultimate survivor They just kept dropping shit on each other's heads and oh, yeah Is that your penis? Your dick was gravel, Gavin

Everybody Your dick was gravel, Gavin? Yeah. Everybody. Dick's a Muhammad Ali. Can we motion track the text onto the box of glove? It just says gravel. And just dick onto Muhammad Ali's head. Is dodging. Do you remember stuff at school? Like do you remember having things at school that made you laugh and you couldn't laugh so you would always try and hold in the laughter and end up going

like, yeah, I think I talked about one. I remembered a recent one that I just couldn't, I could not hold in the laughter. Maybe laugh like 20 minutes after the thing happened. I had this humanities teacher who, when the, when the class was being too rowdy, he would just write on the corner of the whiteboard. He'd just make a small box. And then as more minutes passed, he would write a number in there. So if, if we were like dicking around for two minutes, he would just put a two in the box and eventually get to the point where people would see like eight and be like, Oh, we're going to miss the whole of breaks. Everyone would shut up.

But once he, uh, we were doing like a projection, like're going to miss the whole of breaks. Everyone would shut up. But once he, we were doing like a projection, like the overhead projector thing, he pulled down the screen in front of the whiteboard and was projecting stuff and the class was dicking around that. He just quickly pulled out the mark and wrote the box, but he wrote it on the projection screen instead of the whiteboard and everyone laughed. Everyone laughed and he was really, really annoyed. He was trying to rub it off. He couldn't get it out because it was fabric. And for some reason, every minute that passed, it would come back into my head. And I just kept laughing into my, into my coat, into my fingers. I just have to shove my hand over my mouth and I could not. It was the funniest thing in the world to me in that moment. And then as soon as I left the classroom, I was

like, Oh, wasn't that funny? But getting stuck in the moment, I just could not shift it. It was the funniest thing in the world. And it stayed on there for like two years. Every time I had a lesson in that room, there'd be just two lines making a corner in the top right of the projection screen. Was it funny every time you saw it? Yeah. Not as funny as the first time, but it did. It did make me cackle every time. That was my question is how long it lasted. I'd like to imagine it's still there. Ah, that'd be so good. I don't think they use those projectors anymore.

I can't imagine. It was like what is desktop overhead? Do you have anything in your classes that what was the one you mentioned Andrew before? I can't remember. I had one where I was my mom included the book version of the Steve Martin Pink Panther movie and there's just from the film. The camouflage just kept getting me the other one that I just remembered. And it's not as you said, it is so not funny,

but it's just you're in that loop of it is the funniest thing ever. And then you become aware that it's not as funny and that just makes it funnier that we had to do like a creative writing thing. And my friend and I were writing like a Star Wars pun based thing for the class and we're calling stuff like instead of lightsaber, they were lifesavers. Like it was a candy sword. And that was the funniest shit ever, even though it's not funny at all and just could not stop no matter what is getting in trouble

and like trying to you desperately want to stop laughing, but you just can't. You're just stuck. Do you remember the the most or like the hardest you've ever laughed in your entire life? No. Oh, I wish I could. I think once again, I think I told this before on the show, but there is when I went to save my friend Brandon in PUBG and I accidentally ran him over with the car. I laughed so hard I almost fainted. That's that's rare.

That's a rare time. Yeah, there was a moment in a let's play we were doing years ago where a Jeep came in to save it, save us. And it ran over Jack. And I remember, I remember laughing for like a week straight after that. Video games are great in that regard. That just popped into my head. That's that's not the moment. But man, what was the moment? Do you have one?

I don't know. I'm like the only thing that comes to mind is actually it's a Gavin moment. But the night that Gavin and I and it's the night it is the night that Gavin tried to fuck me. But that's not what this is about. Come on. It's the night that that's what you said that night when I said no. It's it's the night we watched for some reason, we watched Tommy Boy together and that that night I was like the 20th time I'd seen it. But I don't think I've ever laughed as hard as as watching Tommy with you that night. Something about just the right night and the right.

Yeah, the right environment, the right people. It was like a party was happening behind us. It was the kind of laughter where like Jeff's leant back on the couch and his legs are kicking like 50 times and the whole couch is like, gooo. Home Alone. Anytime if I go a good six months without seeing Home Alone, it's like watching it for the first time.

That gets me. I would honestly say Andrew's story about his ankles had me up. It's like watching it for the first time. That gets me. I would honestly say Andrew's story about his ankles had me up. Maybe in a top 10 laugh. I'm glad my pain can bring you such joy. Yeah. And it wasn't even a life pain. It was just a retelling of your pain. Yeah. Recapic pain. If I watched you do it, I wouldn't have laughed at all.

You you told me a story one time about walking through the woods and some guys bullying you and taking your jacket. And I remember this wasn't on content or anything. And I just remember laughing my ass off in that story. The way you told it being very, very funny. Do you remember that? I don't remember that. What I immediately think of with woods was I had a friend who had an airsoft birthday

party and so we met this guy and then he drove us into the woods and he played for some reason. It's very odd. But my mom was worried I'd get hurt. So she put me in the biggest like sweater that I had. But it was like a rainbow sweater. So it just resulted in me getting pelted by by bullets or the pellets because I were in the woods everything's green and I'm

Wearing like a bright red and orange and yellow like I was the most Thing yeah giant shoot me sweater, and I just got destroyed Because of it was the reverse of camo as Eric just said I Was not a fun time. I'm trying to think any other good pain When I fell in that box recently and first I still I don't I should just get rid of that basket that I have In my bathroom because I don't use it and all I've used it for is stepping in it accidentally and then going headfirst into it It's just it's really brought me zero joy I It's really brought me zero joy.

I know it's probably not like the funniest moment probably wouldn't be during content, but for some reason that's what pops up the most. The time that Gavin and I were doing a let's play an MLB, like that 2K baseball game, and he referred to the batter's box as a staple. And for some reason that made I shit my pants. I laughed so hard in that moment. I had to run to the bathroom and clean up and so we could finish the video. You were drinking back then, though. It was I was to get you to shoot your pants.

It was a little bit easier. That might be the only time I've laughed so hard. I literally shit my pants. Yeah, you got it for the letter. That was our that was our first let's play together after I came back. Was it really? Yeah. Oh, that's cool. Wow. Probably the first one since

the jump shot in Left 4 Dead. What was the jump shot? That was the first real Let's Play we ever did, maybe. Yeah, I decided I wanted to make achievement guides, but record the commentary live as we were trying to get them. Just turned into Let's Plays, really. Oh, wow. I mean, yeah, it's essentially that.

That was great. I'm still missing one achievement, yeah, it's essentially that that's great. I'm still missing one achievement, I think, in the original Left 4 Dead. Oh, which one? And it was one of the DLC ones. I want to say, God, you remember that night you and I tried to clean up DLC achievements. Yeah, I think so bad at Left 4 Dead. We said we'd never talk about it. And I remember because you were playing with Andrew and I wasn't either. I wasn't a part of it or I was watching.

But you you stopped you put put down the controller took off your Headset at the end of that and you were like, I think Andrew's lost it. I think I did it's gone. The magic was gone. It was a bad night. We I would love I think we got to have discs, right? That's the only hold up but I would love Love for us to do let's plays in Left 4 Dead. Well, you found a whole bundle of disks. So we should all have to have there's any in there. Yeah. Yeah. You took a big spindle.

Oh, yeah. It's crazy to me. You didn't look through that. Like I would I just I would have to check if I were you. I'd be so you just grabbed it. Yeah, it was just my it was my old stuff. Yeah, but I don't know. I guess for for me if I here's a copy of amped three Simpsons game Kane and Lynch top spin Madden 06 you looking through right now. Yeah connect adventures Superman's game is worth a lot of money now that dead redemption

Redemption I don't see not seeing any left for dead Oh quick multiple copies of quake 4. Hell. Yeah We just played Eric. You'll love this. I have a copy of Smackdown versus raw 2007 That game sucks Get ready to do let's plays in it. Here's my copy of open season nice You're ready to do let's plays in it. Here's my copy of open season nice This podcast has turned into Jeff saying names of things in Nick going ooh I'm waiting for the Left 4 Dead. I'm not gonna say any more names

I'll just point I'll just say it if if it shows up you announce of his lover dead double agent That's great game. I love double agent. That's probably my favorite splinter cell Gavin. What's your favorite greater, so uh Probably I mean double agent had really good multiplayer. Maybe the third one chaos theory gas series good, too I have a new product idea. I'm really happy with but I Don't know how we do it. We don't really have a Tony in our lives anymore sadly This would be a classic Tony product, but I was thinking about what would be something You know in the same vein of we did the the clogged tube What is like a product anyone could use or that like that has a purpose a real purpose, and I thought toothbrushes

Regulation toothbrush that was my first thought and I, what if we put a grown tube in a toothbrush? I think that would work really well because you got the swivel motion, the left and right. Like, I think it would actually function. Allow me to modify this a little bit when you're done. Of course. No, I want to hear the modification now. I've always thought about what's the problem with a toothbrush, right? At the end of the day, what's the problem? You got to you brush your lower teeth,

then you got to flip the toothbrush to brush your upper teeth. You're doing the work twice. Why don't we invent a toothbrush that has the bristles on the bottom and the top? So you're brushing both sets of teeth at the same time. I like that. Like a double double double edged. Yeah, like a like a great sword for toothbrushes. Now, is it front and back or top and bottom? Oh, you know, it'd be even better if it was like a toilet plunger

and it was just all bristles. Oh, that. That's what Eric is posting photos once again. This shit exists. That one is for both sides of the teeth at the same time. Nick said oops all bristles. What are the names of these toothbrushes Eric? If I want to double side. What is that called?

The last one that I just sent is called the nano? 360 three-sided toothbrush, so you're getting me know you're getting the front the back and the top on a on a brush But it's not quite what Jeff is talking about where it's both sides. It's also not 360 degrees I agree with you otherwise that would be brushing the underneath of your teeth roots. The first one is in Arthur Cole par Colpare proposed double sided toothbrush that saves time. Most double sided toothbrushes that you find are really only focusing on the front and backs of teeth and not the like top and bottom at the same time, which I guess makes sense. Like if you like really think about it. Yeah, that's kind of what I was thinking.

Damn, Oral-B. Oral-B. Well, there's no way Oral-B has put a grown tube in a toothbrush. So we still got that. That's true. That's true. The problem would be chunky, right? That'd be a thick toothbrush. Yeah. Couldn't you take the key chain one that we had and like tape it on there and like give it a shot? Yes, I could as a prototype. I like that idea a lot. Yeah Yeah, you can prototype that for just record the sound while you brush your teeth so we can hear how it sounds

I will while you're doing that you should invent a grown pencil too So that every time you make a mistake and you flip it up to erase it you Just goes. That's a fucking great idea now you can hear now there's an audible sound every time you fuck up as long as I don't have to eat it I'm on board I like this idea a lot that'd be a redemption yeah yeah have you ever thought about becoming friends with a guy called Tony and a guy called Oscar and maybe like an Emily and trying to get like a friendship EGOT. I know a Tony and Oscar and an Emily.

I'm married to an Emily. I think finding someone called Grammy might be a bit difficult. What about a Gavin? Oh! What do you mean? Emily, Gavin? Your name starts with G. Right. It's not just any G. What about a Gavin? Oh Emily Gavin Your name starts right G. You're right. So does any I mean do you guys not understand what Gavin's saying?

Gavin I just want to say that you made The whole way I'm just letting you know yeah, know I was perfect about only one person got it and the rest of us yeah and explained it to us oh shit you and me Eric that's on them I don't know why they're pointing fingers it made sense when you said Tony and Oscar like it all made sense a hundred percent you think there any listeners named Grammy you think anyone who listened to the show is named Grammy? Does anyone have that nickname for that grandmother? That's exactly what it's gonna be people are gonna go grandmother. Yeah 100% Oh Nick Nick says his mom is Grammy. Yeah

Can you introduce your mom to Gavin for this? Grammy though. I'm sure she'll love that. I'm sure he'll love that. Yeah, I have a game. Oh, sweet. I got a game too. I'm going to do it next episode. Oh, you're going to do next episode.

Let me get my game together. Hey, Eric, you got a game? No, man. I'm along for the ride on this one. I don't have a game either This is guessing game for you guys as you know My computer is a piece of shit and will freeze all the time And there will be times where I'm going to search something and I'll put in all the characters correctly It will freeze and then it will spit out all the things I put but in a random sequence.

That you can't, unless you know what it is, isn't going to necessarily make sense. So I'm going to put in a recent one I had and you have to tell me what was I trying to search. The letters are G E A M space, NFT space, N-F-T space, O-F-F-R. Some sort of great offer. So it's been scrambled. It is. Yes. Are all the letters present?

No. Two of the words can be made. How many words was it? Three? Three words. I think the first word is team. It's either team or gleam. Gleam team? I don't think it's gleam team.

It's not game. Game NFT offer. No? Yeah, Andrew's big in the NFT. Yeah, he's big in the NFT is right. That is part of the search. What? Oh, green. May mage. And Magic NFT.

Garment from offsides. So I will say my next clue for the gym. Parts of the gym and parts of the offer are actually just the first word. Good off, off game. Offer NFT. Grammy. Are you going to offer NFTs to Nick's to Nick's mom? I'm not. Unfortunately, the word I tried to search was Jeff Ramsey, NFT, because I was thinking about the ham sandwich back before

we knew what NFTs were and that was bad. We had a sandwich NFT. Oh, yeah. I was. Eric and I were talking about it of like where even is that now? How much negative money is that worth and I went to search it and that is what came out when I typed in Jeff rams the nft Did you ever find the nft? No, I did not follow through on the search for the nft Well, why why does your computer do that?

Because it's from 2009 and it's an apple. Maybe not that late. Let's see about this Mac. Can we track down the the the ham sandwich and if if you're listening and you're the owner of the ham sandwich, and if the please let us know how much regret you have. Oh, it's not for sale. They're not selling it. You're the owner of the Ham Sandwich NFT. Please let us know how much regret you have. It's not for sale.

They're not selling it. Oh, wow. I mean, like they could if they wanted to. I don't think they could. That's the fucking word. It's the first ham sandwich, first NFT ham sandwich ever. It's a one of one. It's clearly first and only. Yeah.

What other searches have you got? That's that's the only one I got for now. Oh, I'm going to update it as it goes. It is a short game, but it happens often. There's a picture of me eating the ham sandwich. Mustard on the outside is weird. I didn't like that part of it. I didn't really like any of it.

It was a good ham sandwich. But sort of in relation to that of me misunderstanding things, I watched the New Zealand version of the Traders recently. I've been getting into the Traders. Oh, don't don't spoil it. I'm only halfway through. I'm not going to spoil anything for you, but I had I had a moment where I misinterpreted something

completely where they were. They were doing you know how like in those reality shows, they knew interviews of the people and they react to stuff like a reality TV works. And one of them said, Mumse. And I thought, oh, is that like a New Zealand slang sentence? Is that like a like a excitement or like does that mean like, whoa, type thing? And it turns out it's not the woman was just saying mum's a in reference to the fact that they were mums, but they were mums.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, mums, eh? Mums, eh? Yeah, but I thought it was I thought it was one thing. I thought it was mums, eh? Like a saying. So that has become a thing with my partner and I. Mums, eh? Is like now a slang word. But I was convinced I thought it was like a crazy New Zealand thing.

And I was wrong. I felt really dumb. England had a show called The Crystal Maze hosted by Richard O'Brien from Rocky Horror. And he would always say Mumsy. But it was because that's what he called his mum and he was in the maze as well. The mum was in the maze? I've heard mumsy as a mom before. Mumsy? I've never heard that. Mumsy?

Mumsy? It's like posh. Posh. Yeah. I hear it in a British accent. Yeah, it's like a little British, like a little British boy would say it or an adult pretending to be a little British boy. That's more like it. I've decided there's a new type of guy that I want to become.

Oh, I want to become a gravy and a can guy. What is gravy in a can? Pots? Yeah, I want to caramelized onion gravy. I want to get into gravy, but from cans. What would you use that for? What is? Drink it. Yeah, drink it.

They'll pick me up in the middle of the day. Yeah, it would be fun to leave amongst a load of beers in a cooler. I'd say so. I would think this. Pot. Now, have you used this? Is it good? No, I was too scared to buy it, but I think I would have.

Let's go get it. How are you going to be one of those guys if you won't even buy it? Yeah, it was like it was like six bucks I think that's British right? Yeah, I was on the I was in where the world food. Yeah, it's a good world market Yeah, Nick you want to you want to try gravy can absolutely let's do it You guys should see who can chug a can of gravy first. Oh god. Oh no. I hate that I Don't know what I hate more that or your piss fountain your piss waterfall thing everybody loved the piss waterfall There was zero issue. There was a hundred percent positive everybody Most people were like don't give us a warning next time. We want to be surprised by it. Oh, is there really backlash in the first episode?

Very minor. Wow. That's funny. Well, that's what the podcast is supposed to be. So do you want to hear a review for POTS Caramelized Onion Gravy Made with HB Sauce? Ooh, has three stars, according to this person. I bought this product to use a mashed potatoes and sausages for dinner. I did not know what to expect from gravy in a beer can.

Found the product to be decent, but it was more like a sweet curry rather than a gravy. Interesting. OK, so Nick, we'll get some mash and some sozzies. We'll cook them up, pour half a can each. What do you want a full can each? Uh, that's full can. Yeah. Boy. Fucking, I mean, had an out and just went full can. I love it.

Should we do this? Should we all do it? Yes. No. No. So, Eric, you're saying that if we all got together and Nick and I did the gravy from a can, you would just say no thanks? I mean, I would be excited to watch it. Yeah. Yeah. I mean we'd cheer you on but this definitely feels like a Gavin and Nick specific thing. Yeah, the two British guys. To be honest with you, if Eric and I participated, I think it would lessen the whole thing. I disagree. I'm gonna vote on it. Should Eric drink the can of gravy? I vote yes. Yes. I vote yes. Andrew, it was a solid no when it was, when it was him. All right. Well, if it's, it should Eric drink the gravy, I guess I'll make this as well. I love democracy. It's too bad our country doesn't. Let's do it again. It's like this weird strong

armed democracy where no one actually has a say in it. It's just bullying. It's great. I think we've completely misunderstood the concept. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. Oh my God. Wow. Well, we got to get together and do Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Absolutely. Oh my God. Wow. Well, we got to get together and do stuff soon anyway, right? There's got to be something. Yeah, I think the problem with democracy and the way we've done it is that you're all for it unless it's about you,

in which case you can be more against it. Well, I think that's democracy in general. I'm not really sure why you're presenting this. Like, I think maybe this is my hypothesis. When you were a no and then you just voted yes. Like clearly what happened. It's not a hypothesis. You just showed it in action. I had to rephrase the vote because if I said should we all try it I would have been out. Oh yeah. Yeah. I'm just acknowledging that I thought that was a lot of fun to vote yes, but if that was flipped, I would not have had a fun time. And I know the vote would have been yes.

The question is, what gravy do you go with? Because they have multiple lines of gravy in a can. Oh, so caramelized onions is like one flavor. That is one flavor of pots, gravy cans. Well, let's get all the flavors and we'll do a blind bag. We'll reach in. It'll be like a potluck. I love it. Let's do it. I've been wanting to do a blind taste test for a while with something.

I was thinking it'd be fun to get all those. Remember a while back, I don't think it made it into an episode. Maybe it did. But I showed you guys a bunch of just like weird ass sodas that I found at the fiesta. Yes. Yeah. I want to buy a bunch of those and do some sort of a blind taste test See if you could figure out what the fuck any of it is. Maybe we can do it with maybe we can combine them So are you are you gonna drink the gravy also? Who you why I wasn't voted on so no

Okay, I Mean, but you want to do the blind taste test with the sodas not with the gravy They kind of go hand-in-hand. Well, they kind of go hand in hand. Yeah, they kind of really go hand in hand. Should we have a vote? If you want to vote for it, then we can vote for it. But until we vote for it, I don't have to. Should Jeff drink the gravy?

I vote. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Ah, so how many flavors are there? I mean, I just don't know why you said anything. There are three flavors. I'm gonna ram this fucking democracy down all your throats every chance I get. So yeah, maybe we should all just have a sip and we'll see the titles of each can. And we'll just have to guess which one we've got. I think that's great.

When do we do this? Tomorrow? Uh, yeah. We're playing Gears 5 tomorrow? Yeah, not available tomorrow, but next week. Okay, okay next week We have a stream tomorrow. I just remember. Oh, we do so we stream on Fridays on Twitch At 2 p.m.. Central roughly That'll that'll come and go times will probably shift or whatever because I think I have Gracie available next Friday, and if we spring canned gravy taste test on Dudeie he'll do it.

Dude, Gravy Gracie? That's the beard. Gracie Gracie! She'd be like, they used to call me Gracie Gravy back in high school. I don't know why. I feel like that's a downgrade from British Jackal. Yeah, I think so. Well, you had something to aspire to, right? You start as Gracie Gravy and you work your way up to British Jackal. I really like the idea of somehow having these mixed in with normal sodas and not knowing

what you're going to get until... Oh, it would be like the bov thing you did? Yeah, like dodge the bov. Yeah. So it's all the weird sodas and the gravy, so you don't know what weird soda or if it's weird soda or weird gravy? Alright. Yeah, it's just all cans that look this, maybe you put koozies to cover, I don't know. You paint the can, I don't know.

I wonder what else interesting comes in a can. You could have some sort of crazy can roulette. I like that idea. What else can we get in cans? Here's what we should do, we should have a field trip to the international food market and just go fucking hog wild. I love that idea. What rank you guys rank, which gravy you'd want to consume the most to the least in the can.

OK, I'll go through the flavors right now. You got caramelized onion gravy with HP sauce. Chicken gravy is flavor two. Flavor three is beef gravy. Oh, beef's beef's going at the top for me. I mean, that's just bovril, isn't it? Essentially. Oh, you might be right. Might be very similar. I love I love above.

Are those the three? Those are three. Oh, that's it. Chicken gravy, caramelized onion gravy and beef. I would do beef chicken caramelized probably Yeah, I don't know what I don't know what the British consider chicken gravy though. I'd have to see it I Don't want to drink anything out of a can that has onion on the label The fact that it's caramelized really doesn't make it any better. What if I spent some time in the lab and I developed an onion based drink and I tried

to get it to the point where you would enjoy it? I'm in. It would have to be a very sweet onion. They exist. There are sweet onions, aren't there? Yeah, there are, but like I'm saying sweeter than sweeter than sweet. Well, I mean, the onion is just going to be a component, right? Like he can add other sweeteners.

Oh, this onion aid. That's a real thing. Let's get it. Oh, we have to know. I bet that's good. Wait, Gavin, you just. There is so much more that this brand does. This brand is all about cans. Pots. Oh, is pots just like shit in cans? It is, that is their thing it appears. I just posted a link for, they have cooking sauces in cans.

Wow! This is insane! What the fuck? Katsu curry? Shit. Just one is just sweet and sour. Oh my God. I would drink the sweet and sour.

Honestly, the sweet and sour can looks delicious. That looks like a great drink. We've got to get every pot. Their design is crazy. What the fuck? Nick said I'm going sauce monkey mode. This is all dude. Look at fajita and taco.

Dude, they have like liquid. They have like liquid death ass cans of stock. Fish stock. Putin! Puts! Puts! Puts! Puts! Puts! Puts! Puts! Puts! Puts!

Puts! Puts! Puts! Puts! Puts! Puts! Puts! Puts!

Puts! Puts! Puts! Puts! Puts! Puts! Puts! Puts! Puts! Puts! More weird canned stuff, but you can honestly do the roulette game with just pots products. There's enough. Yeah.

I'm trying to think of what would be the worst one to get. I think fish stock. Fish stock has to be up there. Yeah. It has to be the one. A can of fish stock with locked in flavor. I think sweet and sour would be the easiest to consume. I think ragu would be a lot harder to drink than you think it would

Right yeah, that's that's gonna have to be a wide can hole Veal stuff in can we do can we do a hidden camera thing with someone where we make spaghetti and then go to pour the Ragu sauce on and you just He crack can and then pour it over it. I just want to see someone's reaction to that happening live It was so disturbing this is oh Gavin you found a great brand yeah, I think we got to get Gracie on the cans oh Yeah Yeah Stuff in cans.

So they had this shit locally. We can get potentially other sauces. Well, I only found the gravy, but yeah, I can go back. Have a look. I mean, you can buy them from this website. When you go back, see if you can pick up an onion aid as well. I was reading about it. Sounds pretty good. It's an onion that the scientists in Japan created to get rid of all the

parts that make you cry and that are bitter and it's just sweet and then to show how sweet it is they created onion aid to try to convince people to buy onion aid. Oh man. This has been this is our second episode ever for the show. Real real weird one. Real one that one that I think people are going to call back to for like a long time. I think it's weird that you said it was our second episode ever.

Yeah, it's our second episode ever. It started. I put episode two is our second episode ever. But you're like real weird one. If you're adhering to that logic, we've only done two. I don't know exactly. It's a weird one, dude. That much. Yeah. Half of these episodes have been fucking crazy.

What is this? We talked about we talked about time traveling to kill horses last episode. Yeah, that was practical. None of it was. This has all been practical. This is like having a friendship he got and strong arm democracy and fish stock in a can like this all seems like this is all stuff that we can. What?

Look at this. Purple stuff, classic great pro relaxation formula. What the hell is that, Nien? Good Lord. Calm down, relax. Is that like CBD juice? Yeah, it's gotta be. What the fuck does super liminal mean? Oh my god.

Superliminal. Like we're going subliminal with some stuff, but other stuff we're going fucking super, like hyperliminal. I think we're in our can era. The maximum threshold of grape flavor that the human mind can grasp. Oh my god. It's a drink that is celestial rather than earthly. I got to say unpopular opinion. I cut the grape flavor.

It tastes like rancid shit. I hate whatever that fake grape is. I love it. Do you really? Love it. Love it. Love it. Love it. Love it. Mm hmm. Did you have it as a kid? Grape Cola, grapes, grapes, grapes, Kool-Aid, grape soda, grape, grape, grape.

Every time everyone looks at me like I'm crazy when I say it. Maybe I just didn't because I didn't grow up with that. Right. Maybe before Jeff says grapes, somebody take that audio and throw it over when he drinks the fish sauce, whatever. Have that be. The fish sauce is going to Have that. I love it. It's going to be rough. That's all. I don't like fish.

Oh, man. I like fish sauce. How do you get stock from the creature? It's it's bones, right? The word creature is great. That's so good. Isn't stock just heated bone? So they just like take a bunch of fish bones and like melt it all down?

I think so. They used to like you put it in with like water and stuff and you let it simmer and reduce so that way it's taking on the flavor from bones and other pieces and parts and then you strain it, get rid of everything that's like it you know inedible or whatever and then you what you have left is a flavored broth. They don't call it like fish aid or chicken aid. No they don't call it chicken aid. No. Here's a it says fish sauce is produced by blending whole oily fish such as anchovies or mackerel with the correct proportion of salt water and spices and then fermented for a period from one to 12 months before

Filtered the end result is a clear light brown liquid with a far more delicate flavor than the store bought version Oh, that's if you make it at home You just have like a jar of fish in your fridge for a year. Yeah I'm gooey fish. That's what the image from the article is here you go Yeah, I'm gooey fish. That's what the image from the article is. Here you go We're all we're all fucking drinking it next week, so I Fucking hate fish. That's so gross. I need to borrow your credit card Jeff. I Think I think the most disgusting thing that I like is just like tuna from a can or like sardines on toast. Like Nick?

I just love that for some reason. Do you have anything that you like but is so gross you recognize it's gross so you don't allow yourself to eat it anymore? I would have put bovril in that list. Yeah. For me, it's spam. I grew up eating spam and I cannot allow myself to eat it as an adult. Yeah, I get that. I have some stuff that is I know is gross to Americans, but it's perfectly normal to the British.

It'll hit me with it. Like beans on toast, baked beans on toast. Love it. Totally fine. That would be good. Nobody would have an issue with that in America. You sure? I don't know about that.

Yeah, I don't agree with that. I mean, it's weird to you though, because wouldn't it wet the bread down? Oh yeah. Yeah, it's, I mean, I've got to tackle it quickly. I'm not going to be walking away from it and eating it five minutes later. Okay. But it's, that's how I am with cereal.

I really have to concentrate and get it all down. That's how I am with mozzarella sticks. Yeah. Oh really? Yeah, but after they start to cool down, they just go to shit. You got to eat them fucking immediately. Yeah, you've never seen anyone eat anything as fast as I eat your Weetabix. Because that thing, they got about 45 seconds until they start just falling apart on the

spoon. Just real quick before we wrap up, I want to circle back to this. I texted Gracie. Hey, would you drink gravy out of a can? Her reply. Hell no. Why did Nick say he would? What? She knows me too well. I think anyone who knows you would assume that next.

Uh-huh. Fair point. I think that's a surface level Nick thing. It's it's it's what people say when they see you. They go, I don't know much about that guy, but I know that's the guy that drinks gravy. We do have a good opportunity here. This fish thing has just given me an idea that we should all, we could potentially celebrate the one year anniversary of Regulation podcast with some fermented. I don't want to wait that long.

What do you mean? We're going to be doing it then anyway. of Regulation podcast with some fermented. I don't want to wait that long. What do you mean? We gotta be doing it then anyway. How are you gonna celebrate the one year anniversary before? You have to wait that long. That's when the one year anniversary is. What a ridiculous, so you want to be a year into doing this. I want to celebrate it now.

We don't have a fun celebratory fermentation bit. You fool. I'm saying I don't want us to wait a year to drink the stuff. Not that I want us to accelerate the celebration. But you have to ferment fish sauce for a year. Yeah, but we can just buy it. We can just buy it in the can. No, but I'm saying we could all ferment something different. Oh, I see. I got it. Okay. I understand now. Sorry.

I was looking at exotic sodas. Here's the thing. I don't trust any of us to ferment anything and then drink it in a year. It just seems like it will lead to botulism. Oh, yeah. I got some fries fermenting on my porch. Okay. It's eight months. Is there like a botulade pill we can take right before we try it? Oh, no. Botulism is a thing that like kills you, kills you. So no, I'm not doing that. What do we all? All right. So we're not going gonna do it, but if we did what would we all ferment? Ooh

Ooh Hot sauce? Oh that's a good one Nick. Mmm Can you ferment anything? I assume so. How long does wine take? I mean like a few months.

Yeah. Oh, I get I mean like fruit wine and stuff like it takes longer if you want to do different stuff. Hmm. Would any fruit you ferment turn into alcohol? I think so. I don't, I mean, depending on the sugars. Cause I'd be fucked. I can't be getting drunk.

Make it. Beets, I'm gonna ferment beets. I bet they won't. Beets is a good one. I think I would do like peppers and carrots Like together so that way you get like a spicy Carrot kind of thing I like that How long does a pickle how long?

At least I think it kind of depends you know six months Well wait how long was Seth Rogen in the thing? Just like a 200 years. I think so yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna be a tremendous a pack of Kool-aid gummies oh My god Dankmatt Google weird sodas and I'm yeah, what's up you guys going to Dankmatt later?

You often shop at Dankmatt. I've shopped before, but they've got my interest. If you say so, man, I don't know who might argue. DankMart.ca, so it's a Canadian Mart. Yeah, it's... We should wrap this one up because we got another one to do, but this was a great one. You can make a pickle in about three weeks.

Maybe we should have a pickle off. Everybody make their own pickles, see if you can make a pickle in about three weeks. Maybe we should have a pickle off. Everybody make their own pickles. See if you can make the best pickle. Again, I don't trust any of our fermentation. Like I'm not doing anything that's fermenting. I was pretty clear about that. We could do some research. Well, pickling is-

I don't trust. It's not that I don't think we couldn't learn. It's that I don't trust us to fucking nail it the first time and it's botulism. I just don't trust it. I think Gus pickled and time and it's botulism. I just don't trust it. I think Gus pickled and he didn't get botulism. Yeah. I think there was one he threw out for fear of botulism.

Think that could happen. Sure. Right. Jesus Christ, wrap this up. I like that. Tell people where to subscribe to us and everything, Jeff. Well, that's what I'm saying, you... I'm sorry, Gavin, go ahead.

Well, I was just saying, I think we're in a much better position than we were in last week and Thanks to all the crazy support after well pre episode one and post episode one I'm so excited about the stuff that we can now do Like pickling things like pickling things if Eric will let us if democracy will allow us you can do it I'm not I'm not eating or partaking in it. That's all I'm saying you can vote all you want I stand firm on this. Can I can I test out the bleep from like a pickle? You're gonna well, can we say to subscribe to us at patreon.com slash regulation podcast and

Listen to the podcast and check us out everywhere and now you can test the beep Yeah, have you is that you having said it all now? Yeah, I think so. Okay. I'm gonna test the bleep. Alright. See if we got it back. Okay. F*** face.