F**kface - Regulation Not Regulation Draft

Episode Date: August 23, 2026

Nick has an idea: what are the best regulation not regulation things? Some of these picks might be questionable if you’re Andrew but we leave it up to YOU to let us know who won! And what would your draft board be?? And are these things not regulation??? Support us directly at https://www.patreon.com/TheRegulationPod Stay up to date, get exclusive supplemental content, and connect with other Regulation Listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Probably. You think? Certainly. I think it's probably your idea, yeah. Most likely. Anyway, today we're doing the regulation, not regulation draft, which I've left up to total interpretation across the board. Somebody could think.

I'm going to push back against that a little bit. I feel like you had a little bit of a vision of a draft. None of them could understand it. And so you've now just opened it to their own interpretation. Well, I pivoted it for folks who may not have an open of mind. Because I'm on your side. I get it, Nick. And I feel my picks are going to align with what your vision was. Excellent.

And what was your original vision, Nick? Well, my original, I was standing on Alcatraz Island and I was standing at the gift shop checkout. They finally locked you up. And you had some time to fit. No walls can hold me. So they tried some water. Couldn't hold me either. on a boat.

The ferry, actually. Anyway, this is my favorite video. Behind the counter was a regulation stating something about what prisoners could and could not do. And I had the idea. We're regulation. This is regulation.

We do a lot of not thing, not thing drafts. Ooh, that's a good one. Thing not Thing not. Add it to the list. Eric, write it. I'm not writing it. I'm not writing down Thing not thing. Thing not thing.

I think it's a great idea. There might only be a few. So my idea was we'll do regulation not regulation. Things that I was thinking initially were regulations, things are listed as a regulation, that aren't related to this podcast. Okay.

Okay. Nick, you originally pitched this in the middle of a Monday morning meeting. You said regulation, not regulation draft. No one really said anything. And then I laughed and called you a silly bastard. And then we didn't talk about it for two weeks, but I thought, I think we should still try it. Yeah. Oh, I'm very, I've been very vocal of we need to do this.

And I feel I'm the only one that got it at the time. I'm on your side now. not because we're sitting here recording it right now. He opened the fucking recording Jeff by talking about that he changed the rules. Andrew grabbed us and dragged us. He said, boys, we're doing Nick's idea. He put us on his back and carried us. We will record no other videos until we record Nick's ideas.

That's right. I mean, Andrew had my back and Gavin brought it back up. I was perfectly fine letting it fall to the wayside. And who do you think kept it from happening then if you guys, You got those two dickheads on your side, and Eric and I are pretty pro the thing, too. What are we talking about here? Our own imaginations prevented us from doing this. I want to say, Jeff is the least on the side of Nick for regulation, not regulation draft.

I think he came in and he said, got to figure out this fucking draft. No, what I said was, I forgot I had to go to the bank and pay Andrew this morning. So I had planned on sitting down and figuring out my regulations this morning with a cup of coffee and a taco. and then when I left my house and went oh fuck Andrew needs to get paid and so then I went to the bank and I dealt with all that and then I rolled into the office and realized I hadn't done my regulation homework yet and all I said was well I guess I better sit down and figure that out I had 30 minutes to do it and I did it in four it's not hard

nice swing in red you I'm pro this stupid I'm I'm pro this me I'm anti all you somehow Nick looked at me and his jaw dropped when you called it stupid you could put it on the probably find it in security security video. Oh, man. Well, boys, it's time for the regulation, not regulation draft. You know how this goes?

We're using Sean Bear's website, where you can also make a draft versus draft starting soon. And then you can put in your names or the names of your friends to randomize. But boys, we have to randomize because we always start in Ann A. Gorder. That's Dillipot, Babyface, Lil Skeddy, the Candy Man, and Trigger Man. But how many times are we randomizing in this regulation, not regulation draft? Five. Five.

Five. I'm going to let Nick decide. Five. What do you think the most regulation number is? It's five, right? Because five is the five check, but there's also five of us. That's five of us, yeah. I feel like an egg, five.

You want to do like a baker's regulation? Six? I think Nick should lead this. Wow. Oh, we should start doing a baker's regulation. Me and Jeff looked at each other. You said that and me and Jeff just started looking at each other. Oh my God, a baker's regulation.

I love it. It's in the lore. Wow. All right, we're doing it six times. on charter. A baker's regulation is six. Here we go. One, two, three, four, five would be Andrew, Jeff, Eric, Gavin.

Nick. Six. Eric. Yes. Jeff. Nick. Gavin. Andrew.

Andrew. How do you feel being on the end here? I'm a little nervous because my board is four things. So. You are the guy who makes 26 for everything else. Yeah, but I felt really good about the four that I have in this one. What if someone picks one? Yeah, what are you going to do?

Chances are there's going to be overlap in these picks. Not very. I think it's going to be pretty good. I mean, the pool is all regulation. That's true. Yeah. Yep. While the regulation.

I'm going to set the tempo, but this one's an outlier on my list. But I felt really good about it. And I told myself, if I get the first pick, this is going to be my pick. And I don't think anything else is going to. to be sort of on this, like where this place is, on this level, whatever. My first pick in the regulation, not regulation draft is f***-face. Oh. Oh.

That to me is the most regulation, not regulation thing. Wow. I don't think you could get more regulation without it being not regulation. And f***ing face to me. And this is going to be a lot of bleep. Hang on. F*** face is going to have a lot. In here, as we kind of go through this stuff,

because I have a feeling there's going to be some overlap with like old episodes and funny joke and all kinds of things. Funny joke. Funny joke. So I do think number one with a bullet for me is, FACE. Nick thoughts?

I love it. Nick loves it. That means you guys have to like it. It is a unique pick. I mean, that's the most regulation, not regulation thing. I think you might have, I mean, honestly, by the letter of the law, that might be the number one answer.

That's how I feel. That's how I feel about it. It's well done. I'm very happy. Jeff, how did you feel about that? Did I take it off your board? You did not take it off my board. I went with a different direction from mine, although I did consider the direction that you are now headed in,

and ultimately I zagged, and I'm going to go slightly different. I'm up, though. Let me dazzle and amaze you with my first pick. When I look at the pool of regulation, I look at all the regulations that exist, in the history of universe. That's a lot. So I tried to narrow down

to a few key elements, a few key... What'd you say? Nothing. Go ahead. No, I'm... Am I talking too much? No, no.

Absolutely not. No, you're just checking out all the regulations from about 20 minutes ago. Yeah, yeah. About 20 minutes ago was when I sat down to do my... The deep dive, you know? I'd done some preliminary searches before.

And I came across what I think is the most ridiculous sports regulation in history. Oh, I love this. It is called the baseball cap catch penalty In Major League Baseball, it is illegal to catch a ball with your cap. If you do, the batter is awarded three bases. No, three?

If you catch a ball thrown to you by another player on your team with a hat with a hat in the service of an at bat, that batter is awarded two bases. No way! But that's the whole thing from a league of their own. I know. That's like the best part. I know. Catching it in your hat. Can't do it in the real world, though.

Is an instant finger bang for the other team? Yes. That's crazy. So it has to be like a, this is a respectable game, right? Is that the origin you think of the rule? Like they thought it would be silly to catch with that? I think that it's like an uncouth, ungentlemanly thing. That's what about thinking.

It's like a really, really, really old rule, right? What if your cap fell in your glove? Then you're fucked. Oh, yeah. If your cap fell into your, well, then you got to get rid of it real fast. Like you're playing right field. And then your hat gets blown off. Yeah, it lands in your glove with the ball.

Oh, it would be a funny prank to sew somebody's hat into their glove. They had no choice. Like, like, like really quickly or what? Uh, you can do it beforehand. Maybe it's a back-to-back game and you're like, you know what? I'm going to really get them the next day. So that hat in. Then it always looks like they're rubbing their head when they're wearing it.

I wonder if you would notice. If you would notice that your hat is sewn into your glove. Because baseball gloves can be pretty big. They can be pretty floppy big and they're closed. Okay. Uh-huh. So it could be like a pop-up book situation where like you put the glove on and you're not really looking in the glove. You don't check the glove. Andrew, you would obviously be a huge advantage, but the size of your hat would be a much easier.

Yeah. Oh, it would be unfair. I mean, it's possible the rule is meant for people like me. It'd be like playing with a giant fishing net. You feel singled out. Too far. I think they maybe curbed the rules. So a person like me wouldn't have too much of an advantage.

A person like me. They are coming for me. Yeah. I think so. Like me. One time in 1954, St. Louis Cardinals outfielder Bill Verdon attempted to stop a ball by throwing his glove at it. Yes.

Which didn't quite work. But umpires still applied this rule. Oh, interesting. Good. Yeah. I'm against throwing your glove at the ball to catch the ball. I'm anti that. Just catch it.

Don't do it. You'll lose three bases. Pretty bold. Essentially hitting a triple. Or like Gavin said, a finger bang. A finger bang it is. Finger bang. But now the cap catch penalty is off the board.

And Nick, we go to you. You are the impetus of this draft. So I'm very curious because this is going to be maybe setting the tempo for the rest of this. Oh, you know me. And I love food. I went to Andrew's neck of the woods for this one. So Canada actually has an entire set of regulations dedicated to maple syrup.

Does it really? Yes. So, Canada, maple syrup regulations. Yes. And one in particular that I want to call out here states that it's illegal to claim a product as maple syrup when it's not. I mean, that just seems like a reasonable. I mean, isn't that most things? No, but have you ever gone and bought like, what is it, Mrs. Butter'sworth?

Okay. It calls itself maple syrup. It's not maple syrup. So it would be illegal in Canada to sell that product. What is it? It's, I think it's just corn syrup. Isn't it like, maple?

Isn't it like something, like it's like, it's like pancake syrup is what they call it now? I think, I think they just call it pancake syrup. I think even the U.S. had to pivot recently and call it like pancake syrup. How do you feel about calling it pancake syrup, Gavin? It feels like that's something you'd be against. That sounds wrong because then what am I doing with my waffles?

Get some maple syrup, man. Get some waffle syrup. Yeah. To me it sounds like it's made out of that thing. So you're making syrup out of pancakes. Sounds disgusting. Let's get in the lab. And how are you?

We'll make some waffles and then we'll make some waffles syrup out of waffles. How do you make syrup? I assume there's some liquid involved, a grinder. What if you put additional butter and syrup in the batter and you don't even need to spread? the non-spreadable needed waffle or pan-kid. Oh, just eat it with like a spoon? Surely the butter would go gammy before the rest of the syrup, though.

Well, I'm saying you make, you make like a standard mix, right, of like pancake mix or whatever, and then you do a second one where you pour a whole bunch of syrup into the batter, and then drops an extra butter in. Cook those up. And then what?

And then what happens? Then you cook them up. And then the ones with the butter and the syrup in it, you don't need to put additional things potentially. I felt like you were, were saying, just put the butter and the syrup in and eat it from the bowl. No, no, no, no, no, no.

You cook them, but the point is, is you've now flavor infused the dough. So you're just sort of, you're, you're positing instead of making a regular pancake or whatever, make a McGrittle. Yeah, I guess, you know what? Hey, you're right. You've reinvented the McGrittle. But there's no butter in the McGrittle. Is there? No, there's not.

So this could be a further innovation. Are you sure they don't fry something in butter? The Ray Grittle. I'm sorry, the what? The Ray griddle, uh, Ian griddle. I thought he said Ray griddle. And I'm like, Ray doesn't, Ray's not on this show. He doesn't want anything to do with that.

He loves a griddle though. Gridle 98 style, the last great griddle. Gridle 98. This was a good idea. Summer of griddle playlist. Yeah. All right. Well, Andrew, how do you feel about a Canada maple syrup regulations?

Four or against? Ah, four, absolutely. I like my products to be labeled correctly. I agree. There you have it. Gavin, any of these gotten off your board here? None of these were on my board. I sort of took this draft.

I mean, any rules, any weird laws, any of this is possible. I feel like everything's been within those limits so far. But I believe the most regulation, regulation has been left off the table so far. and that is no scrumping. Oh, that's great. Wow. I would argue that's regulation though.

Oh, no. We sell a sign. But Fri-Face isn't. It's not. It's called Fripp face. Well, what area that we sell no scrumping? If no scrumping is in the Fripp face era, then I think you're fine.

Yeah, although we've sold a no-scrumping sign as regulation. We sell it now, too, but yeah. It's in our store. It's in the regulation store. But no scrumping. Grumping isn't something we invented. Invented.

Yeah. Some places you're not allowed to scrump. And they don't know who the fuck we are. No, that's true. I would say, I would say most places that say no scrumping don't know who we are. I would say most places where no scrumping was written have probably been written 8 to 900 years ago. I completely agree with that. But in the context of regulation, not regulation, it does feel weird to draft an item that we sell in the store.

Well, he's not selling the sign, or he's not drafting the sign, he's drafting the act of being, of it being illegal to scrump. But the sign is representative of the act. I put the sign in the discord as a nice visual to my pick, but it really is just the act of not scrumping. Be like... And the, uh, the rules around. You'd be like saying we don't sell Spider-Man merch, but we sold the poster for Spider-Man in the store. But Spider-Man did, but... I'm trying to figure out.

out what he's saying so I can push back against it. But it's hard to understand. It predates our podcast by like almost a thousand years. Plenty of things predate our podcast. I think that if this is not considered a part of the regulation

universe, would you say that no scrumping is part of the regulation universe? As a reference of the show, if you made a book of terms in the regulation, well, that's fair. It's so weird that you're planning your flag on this one and not the very first one. Well, I had questions about the first one, but like...

It's like saying because we sold a baseball cap. Does that disqualify Jeff's pick? That's interesting. I disagree. I don't think it's that interesting. No, because I think baseball caps can be more of a general thing. This is a very specific thing to me. So that's the whole...

That's the difference. I just, I feel like it's a thing that existed in the universe that we latched on to. Yeah. We can't really take some sort of ownership over. We can carve out a little place in the universe where it exists for us. as well, but I feel like no scrumping in, has existed culturally for, like Gavin said, a thousand years. Absolutely. I just think that so much of what is regulation wasn't necessarily stuff that we came up with. I got so worked up trying to try to figure out an argument for this that

I sort of rose up in my sea and I spilled coffee all over my dick. I'm ultimately fine. I just wanted to flag it. I'm on your side. Oh, you're on my side. Oh, thanks. I'm on your side. I'm not going to vote against it, I just think that this is like, this is really skirting the line. I don't understand how it's skirting the line. I don't think so. We sell a sign and it's a regulation terminology thing. Derek Picked f*** face. But we don't sell a f*** shirt. If you said gregging or salad creaming was a regulation, I would say no, that's specific to us. I agree with Jeff. But no scrumping, I just feel like is broader. For me, if you made a book of like what are key phrases, things, in the regulation universe, no scrumping is definitely there, which muddies the water to me.

Right, but it's regulation, not regulation. Like, I would argue this is regulation, regulation is the point I'm making. But it's an actual rule. Yes, but we've adopted it as part of the show. And the law. We've adopted baseball caps and the podcast and baseball caps are a general idea. This is a specific thing. That's the difference for me.

I wouldn't think it's so, like, I'm not, I would like not be against what you're talking about, because, you know, getting Gavin's a lot of fun. But I picked Fri-Face. And I just think that- That is an error that died. And I agree. I had the same questions. You're saying the act of not stealing apples is more us than F***er face.

I think that we sell a sign as in the regulation store of no scrumping about the rule. I'm gonna sell a sign that has whatever you draft next. I have to decide. I haven't really shouldn't look at my board. We've got to make this happen by the way. Well, here we have our new sign that's going to be in the regulation store. I'm on Gavin's side. I think the pick is very funny.

It is an incredible regulation. It is a fun word. I just think it leans too much into it. But Nick doesn't seem to have a problem with it. It's his draft. It's fine. I picked it. I'm going to say, Gavin, Gavin,

Gavin, this is so crazy. Face died. Gavin, I'm on your side. Gavin, I am so excited to see what our new sign is. I can't wait to see what our new sign is. Andrew, what's our new sign? Oh, here we go. Boy, okay.

Well, our new sign. Let me get a link ready for this. Oh, boy. Sing-along, potentially. What? It's a sing-along? It's a sign-along. It's a sign-along.

It is from a show I hated as a child. Not too fan of now. Not too big of a fan as an adult. I am selecting the Rules and Regulation Song from Thomas and Friends. We can't sell that.

Damn. Oh, we could get like a partnership deal, maybe. Rules in Regions. Can we sell a sign that just is a picture of a cartoon train that just says similar train? That would be a, unrelated. What if we called it the rules and regulations train?

On a sign. Regulation train. It's a regulation train sign. This is a song all about celebrating rules and regulations. I felt like it was appropriate to lead my board to set a tone of what I will be bringing with the rest of my draft. The thumbnail that they have, that train looks fucked up. Yeah, dude. He looks fucking gonzo, dude. He broke the fucking rules. Man, he break the rules? He did break the rules.

And it can be difficult living by the rules. It can be boring. It can not be fun. But hey, rules and regulations are there to protect us. Make sure we obey the rules and you'll go far. That's right. That's absolutely right. Gavin, how do you feel about this first pick for Andrew?

Oh, phenomenal pick, Andrew. Thanks. Thanks, Gavin. I'm always on your side. You've done well to, you've, it's unsellable for me. It's somebody else's eye. Just can't do it. That's a great pick.

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because this was his idea. And this is a thing of Nick and his draft coming up with genius. I'm going with an iconic series of regulations. That was not insulting at all. That was a genuine way. I didn't mean it is something. I apologize.

That's okay. No, it's all right. The pick itself is all right. Okay. The pick itself. is actually kind of insulting. That was. Going with an iconic list of rules

and regulations. Pulling straight from the Fight Club universe, we have the Fight Club regulations, but more specifically, the sixth rule of Fight Club is no shirts, no shoes. Oh, I hate you.

Well, it's the sixth rule of Fight Club off the board. Yep, no shirts, no shoes. Yeah. I kind of want to make a no shoes side for Nick. No shoes for Nick.

No shoes, no shirt. No problem. Can it just say no shoes for Nick? No shoes, comma, for Nick. Please. No shoes comma for Nick, comma, please.

Oh, Sam. Let me open up the regulation store so I can get a preview what Gavin's next pick is. One second. Oh, man. Well, the sixth rule of fight club is off the board.

Just tough because there's so many rules and regulations to fight club. There's, in fact, there's eight. And I don't, I didn't remember that there were eight of them. I didn't remember all of them either, but I was like, I bet you there's some dumb rule in there. This is going to be a stupid rule list. I was very happy to see that. Then I say the rule, do they?

I think he does. I think he runs them, I think he runs them all down. Oh, wow. Yeah, I think he talks about him, especially because if it's the first night, you have to fight. Like, that was, that was a big one. I remember that. I remember that. Yeah.

Yeah. I don't remember them spending a lot of time on feet in that movie. in that movie, but, you know, maybe I'm wrong. Gavin, the sixth rule of fight club is off the board. So what are you picking that Andrew's going to be mad at you for? I mean, are the rules from that list draftable still? Well, yeah, he only picked the sixth rule, right? Yeah, absolutely.

You could draft other rules from that list. I won't, but good to know. My next pick is a phenomenal sign that I saw when I was in Japan. Oh, is it protected by Falcons? No. Oh, that's a good one. Well, that's not really... It's not really a regulation, but okay.

I saw this sign and I was laughing about it with Alyssa, and I took a picture of it, because it simply states, stop. Please do not anything. What? What? Please do not anything. Please do not anything.

Wow. One of the rules and regulations of whatever that is. Wow, it really says that. It really says, in English. English, stop. Please do not anything. That's a great sign because you have to break it. Yeah.

You do. There's no, you have no choice. You're immediately thrown into a lose-lose situation the second you need that sign. And that's why I love it. It traps you. That's a great sign. Wow. That is a big trap.

Now I think that that's one we could sell in the store, Jeff. Ooh. Stop, don't do anything. Stop. Do not anything. Please do not anything. Please do not anything. Yeah.

I like that. Do you guys want to sell that? I think we could sell that. How would you feel if we sold that, Gavin? Stop, please do not anything. I mean, I feel like we're stealing someone's excellent work, but I'm all for it. I'm fine with that. Now, Andrew, if we sold that sign in the regulation store, what would happen with Gavin's pick here?

If we had this draft again tomorrow, part two, I would consider it not eligible. Interesting. Yeah, I totally agree. But as a pick, you'll allow it. even if we do make a sign of it later. Yeah, because it's not, it hasn't been established already. Okay, I'm just seeing where the line is.

That's all. The line is, is that he made a pick before it was even thought of or discussed in the regulation. Universe. But the day that sign comes out, we'll put out the poll again. Zach for this draft.

Right, right, Andrew? That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right.

That's right. That's correct. Please do not anything, but Nick, please give us your second pick and the regulation not regulation draft. Well, I want to continue as I work my way south from Canada. We're in Wisconsin now.

Okay. So Wisconsin oleomargarine regulations. What? What? O-O-Margeron. Yeah, O-L-E-O-Margarine has one word. This is a butter rule? Is it a Marjor?

Well, it is a butter rule. Margarine cannot be served as butter in Wisconsin. All margarine must be clearly marked, so it's distinguished from Reader. real butter. Also, it can't be served in schools, hospitals, or prisons, unless there's special permission allowed. What? Yeah. There you go. So prisoners have to believe it's butter. Well, they have no choice but to believe it's butter. They're required by law. Yeah, I think it's inhumane to serve margarine. Uh, you guys for or against margarine? Against. Against. Don't like.

I have no idea if I could tell the difference. Yeah, I don't. If you marged up a bit of bread and buttered up another one, I wonder if I could even tell. Are you a mom from the 90s? I know that it was a whole thing where like they dyed it to be closer to like the color of butter and then they said, no, no, you can't do that. Should we have a Gavin blind margarine butter?

Yes. I can't believe it's butter. I'm going to write that down. Gavin believes it's butter. Gavin believes it's butter. I'm putting it in the idea bank right now. Gavin, how do you feel about trying to see if you believe if it's butter? I can't wait to find out if I believe it's not butter or not.

What? Right thing, not thing while you're there. No. No, but definitely do write. Please do not anything sign. Gavin versus butter versus margarine. This is all, this is, this is, this, what an idea. Thanks me.

Stop. Please do not anything sign. Got it. It's in the idea bank. Nothing. Nope. Well, now we're. we know what you can and can't do with margarine.

Yeah, I got you. In Wisconsin. In Wisconsin specifically. It should be everywhere. Okay. Andrew, you're, I mean, as a Canadian, you feel any strong way about butter versus margarine? Yeah, I don't like margarine.

Not a fan of it. There are Canadian butter laws. I saw I didn't go too deep than them. It's a lot. Canadian dairy farmers very restrictive of importing butter-related products. Interesting, excellent. Hmm. Hmm.

Hmm. Hmm. But Jeff, margarine off the table. What do you have? Similar to Nick's theme, I'm going, I'm going with states from, well, at least for this pick. As of 1969, did you know that in the state of Washington, top left of the country up there? It is, yeah.

Pacific Northwest, they call it. It's as far north as you can go before you hit Canada. It is like Canada's foot, right? It's like it's the toilet that Andrew sits on is essentially Washington. They say that, yeah. Yeah, the toilet Andrew sits on. As of 1969, thanks to regulation RCW 77.15.130, it is a legal, it is illegal to harass or take protected wildlife in the state of Washington, which includes Bigfoot. Bigfoot is legally protected in the state of Washington from being harassed or touched or harmed in any way.

It's up to a felony. It's illegal to harass Bigfoot. Is that why the one had to stop watch? They were afraid in the 60s that when there's a lot of Bigfoot sightings, people were starting to put traps out and comb the, you know, the mountains trying to find Bigfoot. And they were afraid that if he really did exist, we were just going to hurt him. And so they made it illegal. illegal to harass Bigfoot. Yeah, there you go.

Now what if, now imagine, imagine you're a Bigfoot hunter and you finally, like, you get proof. Like you got him on camera. It's like, oh shit. I got him at a distance. I got Bigfoot on camera. He's like washing a fish on a creek or whatever. And then all of a sudden behind you two other Bigfoot's come and they start pushing you around. And like they take your camera and they break it.

And you can't do anything to protect yourself, Jeff. I think you're allowed to defend yourself against an aggressive Well, I don't know. Yeah, see, you think that's the case, but I don't know that you can't. It's also it's one of those situations where it's like your word against three Bigfoot's. Yeah, it's a real, he said, she said, Bigfoot situation. Yeah, I know, I believe. Yeah.

It feels dumb to say a spoiler warning, but there is a really stupid comedy called Strange Wilderness, where the whole point of it is they're like a nature documentary show trying to find Bigfoot. And they find him at the end of the film and then panic. and gun him down with AK-47s as soon as they see him work out of the cave. And then it cuts to them to stage it differently. They hang him in his cave and say that he killed himself due to loneliness. And there's like all these. Oh, wow.

Fuck. Wow. That's what I immediately thought of. Wow. Wow. You can't. Probably the worst movie I really like. Yeah.

That's pretty cool. They like laugh in scenes. break and they just don't remove it. They just do not give a fuck in that movie. It is a really bad, but there's something so dumb about it. I like. Wow. Huh.

Well, don't harass a Bigfoot if you live in the Pacific Northwest. But you know what? If you do stage it to look different. Now, if you do it, make them cross into Oregon. Oh. You bring them all the way down to Oregon, Jeff. You do whatever you want to a Bigfoot. You fuck a Bigfoot up in Oregon.

They do not care. Yeah. Chop them up and sell them on side of Oregon. of the road. Well, illegal harassed Bigfoot off the board. Next up, I got two picks in a row. And I'm going to do one that is very face adjacent.

Oh, boy. Be careful. Andrew, calm down. Andrew's about to start swinging red in a second. No falcons in non-falconry. I guess it's like this. Movies. We learned this when we wanted a falcon to do something cool with a baseball, Jeff.

And we said, dude, we should see where we can hire a falcon. Then we found out in 2008, it's federal law that you cannot have falcons on film like that in that way, unless it's for falconry purposes. You cannot have them perform stunts. They can't just be there doing something. it has to be in a falcon resents. That is a huge regulation within regulation, but within f***ing face itself.

Andrew, how do you feel about that? Sounds good to me. No falcons and non-falconary movies? Uh-huh. Interesting. I mean, it's sort of like the U.S. military, right? Where they need to approve for a movie to get wide release?

Yep, it is in 2008. They made it a lot. Wow. So, you know, before that, it works everywhere. You think that movies that may be considered, you know, like legends of Gahul, I guess that's a kid's books, that's different. But I could see, like, a movie being like, I'm going to make a falcon movie, and then that comes in there like, fuck it, we'll make them owls. We'll just swap. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Zach Snyder said, these guardians of Gahoul shall become owls. Gavin, thoughts? Oh. He did a bunch of shapes. Don't worry about it. He just hit you with, like, six shapes. It was crazy. I think he's pretty...

Spilled his coffee again. I think Gavin's pretty upset. Did you spill your coffee again, Gavin? No, I just made a gasp of exasperation. Why? Because Andrew's so fine with that. But I mean, it's a real regulation. So is no scrumping.

We don't sell a no falcons and non-felconary movies sign. Falconery. Falconery. Right. Felconnery. He won an Oscar. He won an Oscar. Can you believe it?

That's fucking crazy. We invented something in that video that's not going to come out for like three or four months. It's going to be really something. Oh, man, we're going to be referencing that for a while. Yes, we are. So that's my, first of my two picks. That's my second.

I'm going to kick off the third round. I'm getting out of our sort of universe. You guys are going with like laws and all this. Guys are going with laws. and all this stuff. I'm going to go with one that's really helped a sport. That's going to be the pitch clock. Yeah.

The pitch clock has done wonders for baseball. It has gained national interest. People are going to the ballpark now more than ever. Baseball's on such an upswing. And it'll be a real shame when it gets locked out all of next season. So we don't get any baseball. But for now, the pitch clock reigns supreme. and I'm very, very, very happy that they've instituted it

because it's been a lot of fun to watch guys really fuck with the pitch clock. Jeff, have you seen the guy who will not come set until eight seconds and it throws off the rhythm of the pitcher? Oh, it's so good. It's so good. The best part about sports is when they introduce a new rule or regulation and then players figure out, like how to test the bounds of it. You know what I mean?

And how to twist it to work for them. Yep. It's pretty good. Unintended consequences are the best thing. And the pitch clock has been a really, I think it's really injected a lot of life into baseball because now instead of three and a half hours, you got...

Yeah, it's saved us an hour of game. Yeah, it's about two and a half hour game. Really flies through, and it's really good. I think it keeps everything moving, and the pitch clock is going to be my third pick. I think my stuff is pretty varied. I feel really good about it. I think that's a great pick.

Great pick. Thank you. Thank you. I bet you the people that are against the pitch clock love the hat rule. The cap catch penalty. Oh yeah, yeah. Is that real old school baseball stuff, right?

Playing the game the right way. I think the purest baseball style. Yeah, play the game. They want to go back to no gloves. When you catch it on a hop, it's still an out. Jeff, you have your third pick here. I do, Eric. You only got two left.

You got your third pick. I do, and I'm excited about it, and it pertains to you in some small way. So you may find it interesting. Did you know that in the city of Billings, Montana, a place that I have been at some point in there. It is illegal to raise, sell, offer for sale, harbor, give away, or transport pet rats, unless they are being used as feed for reptiles or for legitimate scientific research or educational purposes. Wow.

Rat rats are, pet rats are illegal in Billings, Montana. Get them out of here, they say. Get them out. I don't know. I'm saying that. Section 4-304 of the Billings City Code since 1967, I believe. Isn't there a place in Canada that's like, it has like zero rats? I think so.

Yeah, I believe that is something I saw. It's like, like Alberta somewhere? Somewhere. Yeah, yeah. Or something stupid like that where it's just like, oh yeah, we got zero rats. Billings, Montana's trying to do the same. That's like asking for the rats to. I thought so, too.

You think it would be an affront to the rats. But Billings Montana. Oh, yeah. Do you think that, now, Jeff, Billings, Montana. illegal rats. Do you think it's a Disney situation where like when they find a rat, they don't report it in there and they take it out to like the outskirts of Billings, Montana and then like throw it into a field and they're like, that never had like, oh, yeah, there's rats outside of the city of Billings. You know what I mean? Like nobody dies in Disney. Yeah, it's

probably something like that for sure. Or they're like, this technically isn't a rat. It's a, oh, it's a varmin? It's a Neutraginia. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They just have, they have like big mice. Yeah, it's a bowl. Their big mouse population is. crazy in Billings, Montana. Wow. I also, you know, just, just to be clear, a pet rats to me, strange. I don't get it. I agree.

I don't understand. It's like, it's like having a ferret. Like, what are you doing? Like, I thought maybe it was the thing where you just felt they shouldn't be domesticated. They should live free. As a rat. Rats can kind of just do whatever they want. They can live in these walls. They can live in the ceiling. I don't know. I guess you can keep in a cage. I just think it's weird to keep a rat. Strange. Bizar. Again.

We unintentionally do so. We do. We unintentionally keep rats here at the house. Do you think the rats are keeping us? Do you think we're their pets? Damn. And if you think about it, damn. That's deep deep. Deep.

They're above us. Yep. Well, continuing with these deep picks, Nick, what's your third? My third pick, I'm going a little east now. I'm going to Connecticut where state food regulations state that for a pickle to be legally sold, it must bounce. So I don't want to throw a wrench into your

your pick here, but I look that one up and it's not actually true. Oh shit. All right. That one. Wow. You know what Jeff? This is an honor of Jeff. I'm going to switch my pick right here. Okay. And this one is a Jeff

inspired pick. I wrote it. I wasn't sure if I was going to use it. But he has brought it to the forefront. Louisiana has a regulation that says reptiles, in particular snakes, are not allowed within a hundred or two hundred yards of any marty grot parade route now that's a regulation i can get behind that i didn't know that all marty gras celebrations were snake free they are snake free they are snake free by a good margin i really like the idea of marty gras snake laws you have reinvigorated

my love of the south do you think that they like road trip do you think they have like a snake police that goes out there has to be out out out and duby definitely and they go out and they try to find the snakes and they get them out of here flush them out right before. Wow. My new favorite thing is making rules for things that can't read. They're like, we got another cert, perp. This is, wow, I'm really...

We're learning. I think that's great, Nick. Good, really, really good pick. But Gavin, we're going to go back to you, and we're going to see if Andrew gets mad. Gavin, what is your third pick? Well, I was looking through some interesting and still current UK laws

and I would like to point your attention to section 32 of the 1986 Salmon Act which declares it is an offense to handle salmon

in suspicious circumstances Oh uh fuck salmon what now does it define suspicious circumstances yeah like what that would mean like you're looking like

Shifty with like a trench coat or like it's to prevent them from being illegally caught But it just sounds so vague. I feel like every single scenario I can think of with me and a salmon would look suspicious Yeah. If you were eating one like well maybe not what was that the slamming salmon Salmon? Was that a broken lizard movie? It was a broken lizard movie now Gavin why do you think they waited until 1986 to pass the Salmon Act. And what year were you born? Whoa.

I've only known. You've only known the UK. A post-suspicious salmon world. What kind of freedom would you have had? You're like an after 9-11 kid. All the salmon handling that you know in your life is within reason. Wow.

Yeah, I've had very reasonable salmon interactions. You've never had a reason to be suspicious of a salmon interaction. I've never been suspicious of a salmon interaction until now where I think all salmon interactions to me are going to be suspicious because why would they have to pass a law for this? Right. Yeah. Now it's just going to be a big question mark for the rest of my life, Gavin. You've, I think you've changed me.

You've implanted salmon suspicion into Eric's core. Oh my God. Do you think you're going to try and get this law passed in the United States? No, I think I'm going to keep an eye on what could potentially be suspicious salmon And then if I see it on like multiple occasions, I might become an advocate. Yeah, maybe five years from now you're like, this is getting out of hand. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You'll see me like on the news at a podium with like a big printed out like board pointing at like suspicious salmon handling that I've been seeing.

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Killing them in Spiltoon currently and having a blast. Great. My pick. Uh-huh. Boy, this is a crazy one. This is one you'll just find in the wild. I've been to San Francisco a few times. A few times.

Haven't been in a long time. Probably as like seven last time I was in San Francisco. But as a thing that people do in San Francisco sometimes. There's a little bit of touristy going on a little trip. They go to Alcatraz. An Alcatraz has signs

all over the place. On regulations. My pick. Sounds familiar. Is regulation number five from Alcatraz privileges you're entitled to food, clothing, shelter, and medical attention.

Anything else that you get is a privilege. I'm going with an Alcatraz sign. Okay, so, and you're going specifically with Alcatraz regulation number five? Regulation number five. Got it. You are entitled to food, clothing, shelter, and medical attention, anything else that you get. See, I had to counter the sixth rule of fight club that says no shirts, no shoes.

In this one, you're allowed clothing. You are, it's true. You're also allowed medical attention, which is, I don't think, something we get outside of Alcatra. I think a lot of that stuff is stuff people don't just get. We're not entitled to that. Clothing, we're not entitled to that. Free health. We're not entitled to that.

Medical attention. Now, Jeff, I'm really starting to see the positive outcome of Alcatraz here. Thoughts? Well, I did hear our fucking genius, brilliant president wants to reopen it. Oh, cool. Maybe that's why. Maybe he's trying to create a place for guys like you and I to feel safe and get fed. I think maybe he just saw a movie like escape from Alcatraz and went.

We should do that. I think he heard the name Alcatraz. I think he probably didn't know it had been closed down. Two synapses touched. I bet you $100 he didn't know it was in California. Fuck, no, he didn't. Oh, no, and that's why he stopped. I heard that one of the most depressing things about Alcatraz

was that when the weather conditions were right, you could hear people celebrating the New Year on the mainland. Woof. On the wind. Woof. That's rough. Andrew, Alcatraz Regulation No. 5 is off the board for you. Nick, did you see that?

that sign while you were in Alcatraz. Yeah, Nick, did you see that one? I believe I saw that one, but I definitely pulled that exact same picture for this draft. Oh, Nick had that one. Wow. It was, it was. Wow.

So the answer is yes, there will be crossover. I was also thinking about commentary. Damn. My last pick. So what's next? I'm going with Canadian one. I like to put some Canadian flavor whenever I can. this is a regulation in Smithers, BC, pull it up.

I search for it. I got the official bylaw. Bylaw number 771. Whereas 1986 is in the International Year of Peace and whereas Project whatever, Smithers has petitioned counsel with a large petition to hold a referendum to inform the public and to enable the municipal electors to make a thoughtful decision about the quality of life

without nuclear weapons. You are not allowed to transport nuclear weapons through Smithers, BC. Where is Smithers British Columbia? It's in British Columbia. Right, no, not that. Yeah. Where, but have, do you know of Smithers? I'm aware of it.

I've never been. But if I do go and I plan on transporting my nuclear weapons, I'll have to make a detour. I'll have to avoid it on that time. It is. Do you think Smithers doesn't want to be? be blown to smithereens. Oh, I like that, Jeff. I don't know. Is this near Great Bear Rainforest? Is that where they have the Fat Bear contest every year? I don't think this is near anything, Andrew. This is just Smithers British Columbia is smack dab in the middle of British Columbia. Yeah.

Well, I didn't know it was a near anything draft or also I would have made you change the pick. I was just wondering, like, why they did this. They did it as part of, like, this was during, like, the Cold War time, essentially, is when they enacted it. It was supposed to be, like, a solidarity of, like, fuck nuclear weapons. But as you get further and further away from that, it just seems ridiculous. You have a small community, have a very strict, no nuclear weapons allowed in our town. I have looked up some information about Smith, British Columbia.

Population of 5,300. The first Google result is Smith? BC a good place to live. And it says it offers world-class outdoor recreation. Yeah. On a charming alpine themed downtown. However, it features long winter's high housing

costs in a remote location. They said no, they're fine with their winter, just not a nuclear winter. No, they don't want nuclear winter. Yeah, no, no nuclear winter for Smithers, British Columbia. Very interesting. It's very rare that you go into a place

and know that they have rules dedicated to make sure nobody's got nukes. I guess I hadn't considered that. I guess I just figured most places would be, you're not allowed to have those. Sort of that. Do you think at the like the gas stations in the grocery stores where they have the no shoes,

no shirt, no shirt, novers, they also have like a nooks. Yeah. No shirts, no shoes, nooks. I like that all. Yeah. Smart. That could be one, a sign we could sell,

no shirt, no shoes, nooks. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, well, Well, Andrew, you're done. Your board's complete. I feel good about it.

And we go to Gavin with his fourth and final pick. In the United Kingdom, it is an offense to let a common pet mate with an animal from the royal household without permission.

What? If your dog bangs one of the Queens Corgis, for example, until 1965, it was a crime punishable by death. What?

Wow. I wonder if that, has anybody ever been punished for that kind? Wow. Yeah,

I wonder if any like a builder or something just brought his dog to Buckingham Palace wants to do a bit of work and it bloody knocked on one of the Corby's. They needed to write a law about it

which means it happened once, right? I don't know. Wouldn't be a law if it hadn't been an issue. Right. You would think. That's the Queen's hound. Yeah, apparently still a law, but no longer a death penalty just a fine these days.

Oh, that's wow. Is bitch a term for a female dog? Yeah. Yes. So you could have bastard bitches. Oh. What isn't it? Yeah?

Well, go on. What's your thought? Yeah, what? Well, I tend that no dogs are married. Isn't everyone a bastard? Oh, yeah, I guess this is a good point. Yeah. Yeah, I guess there aren't a dog.

That's weird. I never considered that. I think all bitches are bastard bitches. I think I'm against dog marriage because I don't think they would understand. I think it's only okay if you have two pets in your house and one is a dog and one is a cat and you dress them up for the wedding. I think to me that's the only time you can marry them because all dogs are boys and all cats are girls. So that makes sense to me that you can have that kind of marriage. Nick, thoughts?

Sure. I think technically every dog is a son of a bitch bastard bitch Wow Jeff started writing it down He's like he's doing like a family tree Just fact checking it Yeah Dog family tree

New shirt idea So we just put a dog on it Maybe that's our sign And it's a son of a bitch bastard bastard bitch Bitch bastard bitch Well there you go Illegal Royal pet crossbreeding They'll send it to the wall

by death. Yeah, that's tough. Gavin, you're off the board, you're all done, all four years are in, and now we go to Nick,

who kicked this whole thing off. Nick, what is your fourth and final pig? Well, according to the North Carolina General Assembly regulation of alcoholic beverages, it's illegal to operate

or participate in a game of bingo while under the influence of an impairing substance. Yeah. So it's like a, so it's like, it's like a B-U-I? It's bingo under the influence?

Yeah. Probably like an anti-gambling law or something. Yeah. But bingo is the game of chance. So you can get a North Carolina B-U-I. Oh, you're going to jail for a long time. It's bingo. I never considered, I never considered really sober bingo, honestly.

That was my exact thought. I've never considered gambling sobering. Yeah. I'm gambling, but I am not impaired. by full faculties. Considering the law within our company and our podcast about the dog called bingo, Andrew, are you allowing this?

Yeah, because it's not, it's a different thing. Okay, good deal. But we do play sloppy Joe's bingo, which is a former thing. Yeah, we play Sloppy Joe's bingo, thought? That's interesting, actually. But it's bingo bingo, it's different. What's the same thing? Why, in North Carolina, if you're having a drink

and you're watching Slopi Joe's bingo. Yeah, but that was a f***ing face thing. You know what? I didn't think about the Slopi Joe Bingo connection. I would put it in the same thing. same group as the no scrumping. Wow. Wow.

I protest this pick as well. He's just doing that he's just, he's choosing to protest this one so Gavin doesn't feel bad. See, but this is a f***ce era thing and we only sold. We're talking about it. We play bingo all the time. Right, but we only sold things related to it in Fattime. But we're still producing the content. We've done sloppy just talking about not scrumping.

And we still sell the sign. Yeah. I'm saying they're both in the same category. agree. I'm not going to listen. You know what? Gavin O's forgiven. I think no scrumping is the only reason we don't sell sloppy Joe's bingo packages anymore is because they nobody bottle well if they sold what if they sold like scrumping signs I guarantee you they'd be in the store yeah they would goddamn I mean we could say we couldn't know be you go boards off of the

fucking oh no BUI yeah put it up to a vote when it comes up for sale until then no bam no BUI sign is pretty good no Bingo into the influence Oh, that's pretty good. That's not even sloppy Joe bingo. That's not the same kind of bingo. No, but it's the act of bingo. It's the sport of bingo. The act of bingoing.

It's the bingoing act. Maybe we just are a sign production. Maybe we just make signs. We don't have to. Stop all other merchandise. Hold bump a stick as if we can't be bothered to make a new sign. I like the idea of signs because they're so dumb and useless in metal. Well, North Carolina BUI, off the board, Jeff.

And I know you probably had that. So we're going to go to you for your fourth and final pick. Man, I didn't have that one. I don't know how I missed it in my research, but I'm bummed that Nick got it. Although I'm pretty happy with the one that I have. Did you know that in Little Rock, Arkansas, in an attempt to foster a peaceful community atmosphere

by minimizing noise disturbances, reflecting the city's commitment to maintaining quality of life for his residence, for its residences, they have made it illegal for a dog to bark after 6 p.m. I read that one. Dogs do not bark after 6 p.m. And who gets punished?

The dog owners. Oh. Oh, not the dog. No, they're not going to give a dog a ticket. But they will ticket the dog's owner. Give a dog a bone. Because if the dog is barking after 6 p.m., it's no longer fostering a peaceful community atmosphere

by minimizing noise disturbances. And that is not a good reflection of the city's... Is it a treat-based system? Is it a what-a-who? A treat-based system? Like, give the dog a treat and he'll stop walking. Good dog? I mean, I think it's up to the dog owner

to figure out how to get the dog to stop barking. It's up for the police to give tickets to the dog owners. Give a dog a treat. He'll stop barking for a night. Teach a dog how to make a treat. He'll stop barking for a letter. Teach a dog a treat. There you go.

Oh, teach dog treats. So does that mean you have to train the dogs outside of Little Rock? Like, they're obviously going to bark when you get a new fresh dog. Fresh dog. Yeah, he's got this new fresh dog and it will not stop barking. We got a fresh bastard bitch, yeah.

Hot fresh dogs, yeah? While it's hot and fresh, you probably got to keep it inside at night. Uh-huh. Interesting. So they can bark inside. Well, if it's not, if you can't hear it outside, then yeah.

Yeah. How are people going to know if your dog's barking inside? Oh, I hear it outside. I used to hear it. I mean, I guess if it's still loud enough that it's causing a disturbance and that it's destroying the peaceful community atmosphere by increasing noise disturbances,

which is not a reflection of the city's commitment to maintain quality of life for his residence, then I guess maybe you could be ticketed. When I lived in a semi-detached house, the neighbor's dog would bark every time I sneezed. So if you moved to Little Rock and you did that? Oh, wow, I wonder if they would get you for making dog mark. I wonder if you could get away with getting all of your neighbors.

Like, if you didn't like your neighbors, get them all fines by enticing their dogs to bark after 6 p.m. and then call them the cops on them. I wonder if everybody's ever done that. I wonder if it would be illegal for a human. to bark after 6 p.m. That's a great question. It says dogs barking.

It doesn't say humans, but that's a I think that's a way to test the law. Officer, it was simply me. It wasn't my dog. I was, I saw a cat in the street. But the other three dogs around me responded, so they're all breaking the law. No, those are my kids.

You got to get those dogs. Well, Jeff, that was your fourth and final pick, but we go to me. From my last pick, I picked first. Now I'm going to pick last. And I'm getting real out of the zone of this stuff, but potentially keeping it local to one of us. Andrew, can I ask?

Yes. You live on, you know, like Vancouver Island? Yep, yep. Do you know if Vancouver laws apply to you? Oh, no. They wouldn't. Hmm, interesting. Well, you need to stay away and maybe it's good that you're watching movies at home.

Because my final pick is something called the Vancouver Sunday Entertainment Bylaw. Andrew, you familiar? No. The Vancouver Sunday Entertainment Bylaw states, no movie shall be shown in the city before 1.30 p.m. on Sundays. A bylaw created in 1963 with a $100 violation that was increased to $2,000 in 1979. That's got to be the church doing that, right? That's what I think.

I think that the church came in and they said, well, you can't show movies. We got church. Andrew, you ever seen a Sunday movie in Vancouver before 1.30? I've seen one movie in my lifetime in Vancouver. It was on December 26th, and it was Meet the Fawkers. And I think I saw an afternoon. I don't know what day. Tough.

December, when did Meet the Fockers come out? I figure this out. Sorry, continue. Meet the Fockers. Do you know, Eric, while he's figuring this out, do you know if there's a statute of limitations on the, enforcement? No, it is still,

Andrew still be in legal jeopardy right now? Well, you know what? I'm not sure because if Vancouver Island and Vancouver don't share the same law subset in that way, he might be exempt. Also, he only watches movies at fucking home,

so it doesn't seem to matter. But if it was meet the fuckers in Vancouver on a Sunday on a Sunday. It was a Sunday. It was a Sunday. Oh, my God. Oh, but you're saying you're saying you think you saw.

in the afternoon. I think I did. I think it was like one-cambe showing. Will that be too early? That's before. Andrew! What 30's the time? Andrew! You're going to jail! Oh no. They're going to put you away for a long fucking time. Andrew. Law enforcement doesn't listen to this. You meet the Fockers was going to get me in the end?

Yeah, you're going to meet him, Focker. Oh shit. You're going to get fucked. Oh, dude. Yeah. Well, uh, I guess I guess this isn't something Andrew has to be really worried about in general. not just because of the Vancouver versus Vancouver Island

of it all, but you know, when you watch movies on your phone on Twitter and you count them as movies that you've seen, it's fine, and you don't have to worry about this movie. Just do it after 1 30 p.m. on Sunday. Oh, definitely after 1.30. Just don't show it to other people.

Just don't show it to other people on Sunday, and you'll be fine. But guys, there you have at the regulation, not regulation draft. We've filled the board. That is an unhinged draft. It's a pretty crazy one, and here's where we landed. I have drafted F-Face. I hit the wrong button. Thank you.

No falcons in non-falconry movies. The Pitch Clock in Vancouver Sunday Entertainment Bylaw. Jeff has picked cap-catch penalty. Washington illegal to harass Bigfoot. Billings, Montana, illegal rats unless for feed or science. And Little Rock, Arkansas, no dog barking after 6 p.m. Nick has picked Canada. Maple syrup regulations.

Damn, straight. Olio, margarine regulations. That's right, Wisconsin. Marty Graw, Snake Laws, and North Carolina Bingo under the influence. Got to be careful. Gavin has chosen, uh-oh, no scrumping. Controversial.

Stop. The only one. Please do not anything. New sign. The 1986 Salmon Act suspicious salmon handling and illegal royal pet crossbreeding. Great one. Great pick.

I think my favorite pick in the whole draft. And Andrew has picked Rules and Regulations song from Thomas and Friends. That's funny, though. The sixth rule of fight club. Alcatraz regulation number five and Smithers becomes a nuclear weapons free zone. Boys, those are the regulations that we chose any that are on your honorable mentions list that you want to throw in here. No.

Andrew only had four, so. Billboards in Hawaii are illegal. Hey, Jeff, that was my honorable mention as well. Wow. Nice. It's illegal to catch a fish with your bare hands in Kansas. Oh, wow. Suspicious.

That's why Nick uses Eric. You'll like this one, Eric. Yeah. Mexico has a regulation that states, Anthems must be sung in full, no partial renditions. Oh, that's really cool. That is cool. I like that one.

I went to a cat cafe in Seoul, South Korea, and one of the poorly translated rules was, please do not slam their ass. But I couldn't find my picture of it. Nick almost spit out water everywhere. Nick, that really got Nick. Oh, that was close. One that was in San Diego that we had heard about growing up

was that it is illegal to shoot a jackrabbit from a streetcar in the city of San Diego. Not a lot of jackrabbits and not a lot of street cars in the city of San Diego, but if you happen to see one well on one, you cannot shoot it. Bonus points if it's called desire. I had two bonus laws that I almost drafted. One was it's illegal to wear a full suit of armor in the houses of parliament. and another one where if a whale is beached in the UK, the head needs to be offered to the king or queen,

and the rest of the carcass belongs to the finder. Oh. Wow. What a deal makes sense. That is. There you have it. Guys, those are honorable mentions. And those are the regulation, not regulations that were picked.

Who had the best draft? What would you pick for your regulation, not regulation picks? let us know, vote in the pool, leave a comment, let us know how this all went. But those are the rules and regulations. And boys, we did it. Great. Check out the podcast. Check out the gameplays.

Check out patreon.com slash the regulation pod. That was Jeff. Thanks for watching. And we'll see you next time. Bye. Who's the silly bastard now, Gavin? Me. Two and five.

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