F**kface - Season 2 // All Day Morning [53]

Episode Date: May 14, 2025

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about audience keeps our sheets clean, Summer Movie Draft debacle, Gavin in charge, Andrew clarification, King of Breakfast appearances, spaghetti pancakes, Greg'd at McDonald's, giant TV, it doesn't fit, first TV, serial killer update, Geoff strike idea, portapotty popcorn bucket, Rocco's buckets, Rizzler Sizzler, wrong file, publicilty chicken, and Behind the Mask. Sponsored by Shady Rays. Thanks, Shady Rays. Get 35% off polarized glasses at ⁠shadyrays.com⁠ - code REGULATION Support us directly at https://www.patreon.com/TheRegulationPod Stay up to date, get exclusive supplemental content, and connect with other Regulation Listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Hello and welcome to another episode of the regulation podcast. This is season two Episode 53 is the first episode of season two Congratulations, Eric, Nick, Gavin and Andrew and I guess to myself, Jeff as well. We didn't shit the bed in the first year. Most businesses completely flush themselves down the toilet in the first year. But we're still floating around. You shit your pants, but not the bed. Thank you so much to the audience for supporting us and allowing us to not flush down the toilet and fail immediately.

Absofuckinglutely. We couldn't have done it without them. The audience keeps our bedsheets clean Giants keeps us afloat like quite literally they fill our toilet reservoir a hell of a lot faster than the one in my Our office does yeah, that's definitely true. I was gonna say my dump room, but I guess it's still part of our office The office dumper well they designated a bathroom just for me. Oh you have your own shitter Yeah That's great

How's everybody doing living in a season two world I feel so good I feel twice as good as I did last time did last time we did this. Double good. Man, I can't wait till season 10. I went to open my notes, but it just opened my worm names of the video you just blindsided away. I can't wait to play more worms though. Whatever. We spent like $120. You're ridiculous. I like that he blindsided us on a game of worms that we all had to pay for yeah

We're still gonna make the video. Yeah, you say so doesn't change anything speaking of notes actually I have a note and Maybe you can help me with this Jeff. It just says summer movie auction debacle Oh, I have a note in my let me see it says this is coming up tomorrow So let's put those two notes together. I Think debacle is a strong word. I said it at the time I'm gonna stand by the fact that the buckle is strong. Well, yeah, you're gonna you're gonna love this So yesterday we did a Falcon event where we watched movie trailers of all of the movies that we Incorporated into the summer movie draft, right?

Which was a great event. We basically watched them in the order we drafted. And so I hadn't seen most of the trailers. It was cool to hang out and shoot the shit with the Falcons. And things went awry really quickly though, because we got to clown in a cornfield, which is my movie. And Andrew said, that's not your movie, that's my movie. And I said, no, I even went back and watched the video that we created last week just to make

sure it was my movie because I was a little confused based on some of your public comments seeming to think that you have the movie and and Andrew goes I'm pretty sure it's my movie and I go I watched the video and I'm looking at Eric goes I'm looking at the sheet and it says it's Jeff's movie. And Andrew goes, don't look at the sheet. The sheet is wrong. What? Wait, what? No, that's not exactly how things lined up.

Yeah, so there was another one. Fighter Flight came up. We were watching the trailer of Fighter Flight. Said, whose movie is this? And I said, Gavin. And Andrew said, no, this is mine. And I said, I'm looking at the sheet and it says Gavin. And then as I'm looking at the sheet,

it changed to an editable document to a view only mode and then fight or flight quickly changed from Gavin to Andrew. So let me address both these things because these are two separate issues. The clown and a cornfield thing unrelated to the document issue, that's just me remembering wrong. I thought for some reason for sure that I owned it just based off of memory.

You spent a whole worms game promoting it. Which I really appreciate, by the way. That's exactly and that happened before the video even came out. So it like shows that I just completely misremembered how that went in the draft. Now what happened with the document that caused the fight or flight issue is as you may remember, it was a whole thing

where it wasn't working on my computer, the initial one. And so I had to make a new one and then I sent it to Eric and then he couldn't edit it and it was a whole panic thing. So I just made it public and the video came out and people found it because it was public. And then as a joke, swapped a bunch of the movies to being owned by Gavin. Why do you make documents public? I just explain why I did it. And that instance of it was a moment of panic while we were recording and trying to get

Eric access to it as immediately as possible. I completely agree. Not the best way to do it, but it was a panic move. Please, audience, stop finding. Stop looking for the documents and finding them. Andrew is incapable of not making them public. Loves putting them on the Internet for the whole world to see. I love people to see the stuff that we do. Yeah, it's called view only. It's called view

only mode for the for the public. You know what? That's a great point. I'm not trying to argue that I did anything right here. I'm just explaining why it went wrong. I was it was definitely in the wrong. It's the whole you being in charge of stuff. Yeah. Well, if you want to take charge of it, Gavin, you're more than welcome to you. Go ahead. Happy to. Oh, sweet. Sweet. Awesome. I'll do it next year. Next year. Well, he needs to feel three times as good. Well, we did the movie auction ready. We're not doing it again. What do you mean? I was referencing all of the stuff relating to it, which includes sending out all of the Let's Plays to editors and scheduling and making sure it goes up on time. You're just saying do your entire job.

No, I'm saying that if you wanted, if you think you can do it so much better. Well, I don't even know what I was saying. I was I'm saying that I was in the wrong in this. I don't understand I don't know why you're still attacking me. I'm saying I fucked up. I was wrong Yeah, you're really kicking him while he's down Andrew or Gavin. Yeah, what are you doing attacking him? I thought you were on his side the way he's on your side Gavin's he just he spent an whole episode defending you from the Australians like two weeks ago. Oh, good point. Yeah, that came out. It did. My point.

OK, let me because I came at you aggressively as a friend. I was shit talking you. But the heart of my sentiment was on your side in my eyes. Let me explain. There are people that are saying that's a great segment for the Australian Morning News, in which I agree that was totally fine.

That's a great talk show. Well, you're saying you totally agree. And it's totally fine. I'm saying from their perspective, it is what I poorly communicated was I think that you are so incredibly talented and have so much else going on. I don't know how that values you to go on there and explain why you did this thing. Like, I don't know what you get out of it.

As somebody who is busy and like talks about, you know, the importance of their like not wanting to waste time. That was what I was trying to advocate is that I feel you're above what that interview was. and like talks about, you know, the importance of their like not wanting to waste time. That was what I was trying to advocate is that I feel you're above what that interview was. Oh, I disagree. I think it's not often you get asked to be on different countries morning TV show. That's totally true.

And that is something that I will, I don't think ever experienced. I'm not claiming that I deserve to be or that like I could ever. I hope to God you do, though. Yeah, me too. It would be a disaster. It would be horrendous. I really want to make that happen. I just feel like I've heard from podcasts and I feel like even you and Bernie talked

about it in the Rooster Teeth podcast that there is like a zero percent conversion rate from people seeing something on TV to then engaging with it online. That's true. That's 100% true. Yeah, yeah, I wasn't really doing it for that. Which is totally fair. If you were doing it because you just wanted to do it and made you happy, that is totally valid. But just seeing a clip

and also not knowing the full context of the interview, but just seeing one segment where it says, why did he start this, Was very funny to me. Andrew just values your time. I value your time. I think. Oh, I don't think he does. I think all of us do. I think we all really value your time and we all know how hard you work, Gavin.

So we know we he does. He works incredibly, insanely creative. We care for and about you. Well, yes, it's appreciated. But I feel like even busy people have there's so much stuff. I feel like scheduling where it's like a bunch of stuff's on the same day and you have really busy days. But then I might have it just a completely empty day and I just will fill it with whatever. Even if like on other days it would be completely worthless. But I think I was still flattered to be asked on it

I've made time for it. Yeah, I mean that's fair if you that brings you joy if you're flattered by it. That's awesome Just wear a fucking regulation t-shirt next time you do it Yeah, so if you're asked by another country's morning show to like do that again, you do it Well, yeah, what what if what if I like cuz I'm on, I didn't, I didn't love the hosts of that program. Just my opinion. I didn't think that they were the most engaging. I thought you did an excellent job. I went and I watched the full thing.

I thought you were great. Didn't think their performance was necessarily the best. You were, you were great, Gavin. But they were in the middle of just like probably Dave. Take the compliment. Take the compliment, man. I'm just defending the hosts. Everybody agrees you were great, Gavin. But they were in the middle of just like probably Dave. Gavin, take the compliment. Take the compliment, man. Yeah, come on, dude.

I'm just defending the hosts. Everybody agrees you were great. Well, listen, I don't want to put you in an awkward spot. I'm not saying you feel this way. I'm stating I feel this way. But what if they were just like day 750 into that job? It's like the middle of the show. Totally.

They're just. Absolutely. Well, what if you approach this podcast with that attitude? How dare you? You better be all in on day 750 of regulation. Yeah. Yeah. It's only an hour a week.

I'm saying they probably do that all the time. Absolutely they do. Your interview is so short, man. I don't know. It's like that's way less than an hour. So they should be able to get up for that. Yeah, five questions. Also, it's Gavin fucking free.

How often do you get to talk to Gavin? Fucking free about once every decade. That's what I'm saying. So Andrew has an idea. I should pitch you to other shows. I think I could find a better morning show for you to be on. Can I ask a question, Gavin, of you? How many morning shows have you appeared in throughout the entirety of your career? Less than 10. less than ten.

Less than ten. Okay, so can we just say eight then? Does that seem okay? Sure. What do you think the record for most morning show appearances is, and can we make you break it? Oh man. I don't think, oh god. What if Gavin just becomes the morning appearance guy?

He's like, he's like that dude that brings out like baby kittens and leopards and shit. Oh yeah. I feel like Jerry O' leopards and shit. Oh yeah. I feel like Jerry O'Connell has done a lot of morning shows. Yeah. Freelance across multiple shows. Can I, it could be like a really like how, how it's done is the king of all media or the king of old media. And I could be the king of breakfast appearances. Yeah.

What if structured one day where it was different time zones in different countries and you just keep hitting back to back to back mornings? Morning all day? Morning all day. Dude. I love that. Gavin's morning all day? Gavin's the all day brekkie boy.

Oh, a brekkie boy. If you just kept moving around the earth, can you stay inside a morning for like a week straight? I would Think so you just have to have to cross the dateline at the right time Yeah for it to be morning if like if you took off at 11 a.m. And landed earlier some morning of the next day. Oh, I might be tough. You'd never need a lunch menu Save so much time. I wonder if I was living in mornings for a week, would I want to go through the motions of lunch and dinner, or would I just feel so morningy that I keep ordering breakfasts?

That's such an interesting question. I feel like I'd get sick of breakfast pretty quick, as much as I love breakfast. Yeah, three times a day we'd get old after day two. I don't think I breakfast. Yeah three times a day. We'd get old after day two I don't think I could do pancakes three times a day Well, you'd probably want to mix up the breakfast. Yeah, you can have a waffle in there somewhere. Yeah, I'd probably go pancake waffle Do I go waffle for day? See this is where it gets tough, but day two you do four meals. Oh god It's over. This is a perfect fucking segue for something

I wanna try with you guys that I have been holding on to forever. It's been on my notes forever, but I'm gonna Google it real fast to fucking find it. Okay, you pull it up. While you do that, Gavin, can I have a trial run as your booking agent? I can run some options by you potentially,

see if there's any other. Absolutely, what's your percentage? Zero. I don't want any money for this. Wow. That's good, because I've never once been paid to appear on television. Really? Yeah. You didn't get it. That's wild to me. I'm surprised. I don't think they do. They usually pay people. I don't think I can charge for that.

I feel like you should. You're giving up your time. It's an appearance fee. Bernie even pays pays you to be on morning somewhere doesn't he? I would say you're you're gonna let you're gonna let Andrew do this I think I should I mean I did just go on that long rant of how I don't want him to be in charge of Anything, but I think I would put you in charge of my appearances. They can just be a trial run It can just be a trial run. It's a trial run. I'll pitch some I'll see what I can do. We'll get back to this. I'll throw some Appearances at you. Jeff just posted spaghetti pancakes. Yeah pancake spaghetti Let's say you're on a flight and you're racing the international dateline and you're trying to have it be morning

So all you can eat is breakfast breakfast lunch and dinner Wow for dinner Why not have your pancake spaghetti style? As a TikTok I saw a while ago about where they use a like a, you know, like a squirter to squirt the pancakes out into thin strips and then it basically becomes spaghetti. And then you cook it up like that, flip it over, get everything cooked. And then you just put like your maple syrup or your powdered sugar or whatever on it and you eat it Spaghetti stuff so it's like if you want your entire pancake to taste like the little dreggy smears that are attached to your normal pancakes Yeah, yeah, or if you want like super crispy pancake, you know

Interesting it's a different take on an old favorite. Could you do like spaghetti shredded potato maybe? Maybe. You could just extend the shred. I think that would be really good. Anything that you can turn into spaghetti, you can turn into spaghetti, I think. I wonder if you could spaghetti bread and have like a spaghetti sandwich with spaghetti bread and spaghetti ham. So you're just making like a whole spaghetti meal?

Like would you ever want spaghetti, but it's like a sandwich? But you can potentially pick it up like a sandwich still. You just be holding all spaghetti. Oh, there's something so gross about having a handful of spaghetti sandwich. Hey, you know what? We have a kitchen to try it out in now. That's true. We can definitely give this a shot. We would just need to. How do we get a long string of ham? Cut it really like us. Yeah, we'll get like a we'll get like a

Go down down to the honey baked ham store and eat some lunch over there because they have fucking ham sandwiches for lunch It's pretty fucking solid and then we'll pick up a big ass spiral ham and then we'll just cut it right now Hear me out. I think we could get what this thing is called the Johnny Apple peeler And we just do that with ham right and ham that yeah Ham on a Johnny Apple peeler so bad, but we get we get that with like bread We do it with cheese we do it with like everything that you would want yeah If you'll buy us the Johnny Apple peeler all the ham so it's like a food lathe Do we have to make the ham spherical first? We'll have to cut it down a little bit. I think yeah, yeah, that's okay

We'll do some ham shaving should I get the suction base or the clamp base? Clamp base probably Yeah, we'll put it we put it on the island. Okay You have one of these yeah, well definitely listen to him then yeah, he's an expert Guess I'm ham spaghetti is gonna be fucking delicious I like the idea this being almost like a spin-off of does it do and it's just does it spaghetti and you just put Things in the thing I get it. I've had I've had that were and you just put things in the thing.

I've had I've had. We were. Go for it. Go for it. I was going to say, I've had that link in my in my notes since November, I think. Oh, that's awesome. We were trying to find a way to bring. We were getting stuff moved out that we had kept in storage to get to like the new space. And Gavin had the Does it do paintings that you guys made?

And those are going to be hanging in the in the new office Oh yeah, that's awesome. Crazy. Yeah, we kept him. Unbelievable. It's amazing how much shit there was. Did you guys film the throwing of the patch on a shirt at distance? Is there video of that?

Yes. Yeah, Gavin has it I think. I have it. It's on my phone. Yep, okay. I was gonna say I filmed it on somebody else's phone though. Someone should post that. Cause I wanna see it. Oh, maybe it was on Gavin's phone. I thought I have it some of them. Yeah, okay I was gonna say I filmed it on somebody else's phone though someone should post that cuz I want to see it Oh, maybe it was on Gavin's phone. I thought I filmed it But we should get that up there cuz that sounds amazing Maybe you did film it because you were you were throwing the patch on me. That's what it was you did film it, okay?

That's exactly what it was cuz I was wearing the shirt well Then there's a good chance I hit record after I should have stopped or the Filmed our feet, but now would you call that the video being corrupted? No, I'd call that me being me the video getting getting Jeff Jeff I'm gonna take that that'll that saves a lot of time for me. I Guess we had a word it's salad cream right? Yeah, essentially Greg Greg did yeah Speaking of speaking of getting Greg man., I got fucking Greg McDonald's today.

You got Greg McDonald's. I had to go maybe just salad cream, but I was fucking annoyed. I had to go up and get some meds for the dog on the other side of town back where I used to live, which is where the McDonald's I used to always fight with was. And I thought for old times sake, maybe I'll swing by my old McDonald's to get some breakfast I get into the drive-thru and I tried to make it as simple as possible as I always do and I just said I'll take a number four with cheese and Diet Coke and she goes we don't have any soda today and that's all she said like there was no like follow-up to that no I waited for a

while just silence all right can I get orange juice and she goes okay? And then she goes number four sir number four doesn't come with cheese, and I go yeah, that's why I requested That's why I requested the cheese on that I'm trying to add the cheese to it which by the way a number four in breakfast It's just a fucking Sausage biscuit sausage egg biscuit and the number three is the bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit. Why the fuck doesn't sausage get cheese by default? Why do I have to add cheese to it every fucking time? Bacon gets free cheese.

Why doesn't sausage get free cheese? Makes no goddamn sense, McDonald's. But anyway, that was hyper aggressive, the way she said it. Sir, it doesn't. And I was like, well, that's why I'm requesting cheese. I'd like to add the cheese to it. And she goes, she gives me all these, she goes, ugh, and then I pull around, doesn't even look at me, takes my money or whatever, sends me to the next thing.

I come up to the lady and she goes, we can't get to the orange juice right now. What? She goes, it's hard to get to the orange juice right now. Do you want lemonade instead? And I was like, I fucking guess. And so I Ended up with my third choice for drink when I went to McDonald's today

And I got sass for asking for fucking cheese so they got I assume a delivery and then they have to sell that way To the orange juice. I don't know. I don't know what was going on in there, man But she was like it's hard to get to right now on in there man but she was like it's hard to get to right now. I was like okay I don't want your job to be hard like give me whatever's available I guess and why do you have lemonade but not soda they come into the same fucking machine but okay that's cool. They're running a McDonald's like a game of solitaire. Dude every time I go to that McDonald's it's oof. It's a blueprints puzzle they need the RNG they just can't get the orange juice to drop but we do got lemonade sir. I like that McDonald's because at that McDonald's the customers always fuck you! So you got the cheese at least?

I got the cheese and it was fucking delicious. They are no shade to the cooks who put that together because they did a phenomenal job. And I'll be honest with you, lemonade was great. Wasn't what I wanted, wasn't the replacement for what I wanted But it was good when you saying how when we got burgers the other day it been so long since you had fast food Yeah, I had been a long time since I had fast food when we did that but yeah, I ripped that band-aid off I had the jersey mics yesterday, and I had McDonald's for breakfast today look at that Jersey Mike's yesterday and I had McDonald's for breakfast today. Look at that

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Jeff and I went shopping and then we put the TV. Well, can I can I preface, can I just take it back a second? Yeah. Eric and I rented a U-Haul couple, I guess, last week at this point, and we needed that because we had a bunch of stuff to pick up. We wanted to get stuff from Gavin's studio. We wanted to go pick up stuff from Tina and Ray that they were giving us some extra stuff that they had.

And then we also, where else did we go, Eric? We had to go some third location too. We had to go to my house where Kitchen Island was delivered. That's right, we had to go to your house for Kitchen Island. So we basically were in the U-Haul all day. The heaviest fucking thing too. So heavy getting that thing to the car. It was delivered. That's right. We had to go to your house for a kitchen island So we basically were in the u-haul all day heaviest fucking thing too So heavy getting that thing to the car is fun

Definitely saved heaviest and shittiest for last which in retrospect was maybe not the best idea But while we're out driving around I go hey man We need to get a TV for the office for like the co-op room and everything We should just go to Costco and pick one up while we have the u-haul and Eric's like I don't do that It's a long way away I'm like I know but we have the u-haul now would be Eric's like, I don't wanna do that. It's a long way away. And I'm like, I know, but we have the U-Haul. Now would be the time to do it.

And he's like, we'll deal with it later. So I was like, okay. You can frame this. Shut up. You can frame this however you want. A hundred inch TV is fucking psycho behavior. That nobody has got. Nobody bought, first off, nobody bought a hundred inch TV.

Okay. I saw one and I said that there was one available on sale. We didn't buy one did you know though you could get a 98 inch TV a Costco for like 1,100 bucks or something that's ridiculous There's a better photo that Gavin has it's too big to fit on the wall So Gavin technically yes, so Gavin and I we were hanging out the next day Putting stuff together. I was putting chairs together and he was building shelves and stuff and we thought hey Why don't we go get Emily's? SUV because she's got a bigger car and we'll just go to Costco and pick up a TV and bring it back because we're gonna need

One at this point we've already used it for the live stream like it's an integral piece of technology And it's one of the like hanging chads we have out there. It still isn't in process, you know, like computer equipment's already been ordered. Sound equipment's already been ordered. Furniture's already been ordered. But like there's a few odds and ends like the TV that is just sitting out there. And so we drove over to Costco and we got to Costco and I was smart.

I brought our I brought a tape measure and I we laid the back of the SUV down and I measured the width Inside from wall to wall. It was 43 inches And so I told Gavin we can buy a TV as big as 43 inches wide and Then or high. Yeah, and then we went and we measured every TV until we found a TV that was 43 inches high. Now, you may have immediately noticed the problem in that the packaging is going to be much bigger than the TV. Yeah. Yeah. You know, like, aren't the packages out there with the TVs? It's not just the TVs. And you guys were just measuring the TVs then. But here's why. Because we knew if we took the TV out of the packaging, it would fit.

Who needs the packaging? We're not saving the packaging. It's just a thing we got to throw away later, right? So we bought the TV that was 43 inches tall to fit into a space that was exactly 43 inches wide. Which, in retrospect, maybe we could have given ourselves an inch leeway there. Also, at no point did we measure depth. That became an issue. And we go out into the park a lot. And we don't have any tools. They didn't have any tools at Costco. So we didn't have any tools to take the TV out of the packaging. It's got like those

plastic bands around it and shit. But I remembered that Emily had just bought this thing on Amazon where if you get, if your card sinks into a pool or a river, you can like pop the window out and it's got the little thing that cuts the seatbelt. And so I grabbed that. We used it to cut. I put a picture in slack of this package. Oh my god. Way too powerful for this court. And so by the way, the TV size we were able to get was 86 inches. And so we take it completely apart. Somehow taking a TV out of a packaging makes the packaging way bigger than it was when it was altogether There's so much packaging everywhere so much cyber from a packaging ever The TV the TV is so heavy and unwieldy

Because it doesn't have legs on it or anything right and if it did we'd have to take them off because they wouldn't fit And so we get it sideways finally outside of all the packaging which is next to impossible because there's nothing to put it on Other than the ground it was a whole fucking thing right just a whole nightmare of a thing that we were having a delight doing by the way I was having time in my life. Then we were able to get the TV sideways Get it up onto the car 86 inch TV weighs almost as much as a kitchen island it turns out and We get it shoved in there's about I don't know gav what do you say? Like six inches of TV sticking out of the back. Yeah, we we did take into account the thickness of the door.

Yeah. And so we had to move both of the front seats as far forward as they would go and then forward and then wedge the TV in and then honestly slam the car door on it and hope it didn't break. I put another picture in Slack. It made a noise, but it didn't break. Oh no. Oh yeah. You can see.

So then we were all squashed up against the dashboard. So then this is the dumbest part. We were squashed up against the dashboard This is the dumbest part So then we had a whole box worth of TV trash and I was like I was like, what are we doing all this trash? I was like, I genuinely don't know. I didn't get that far in my head buying the TV I just thought we'd take it out and in the cars full of TV, right? And so we look around and we try to put it all back together and I'm like There's got to be a dumpster or something and we can't find anything and we can't fit it And so we just put it all in

back on the cart and kind of put it over out of the way and then we just left and then About three seconds on the road. We looked at each other and went we can't be we can't do that. That's terrible That's we're gonna ruin somebody's day. Well, I wanted to tell us like an employee I mean like is there a place we could dump it or so then we were driving around looking and then we would stay at The exit we had to make a real split decision So we left and they were like no, no, we can't we can't do it So we turned around and we came back in and on the way back in we found a dumpster at another store So we went back to where we left the TV box and we took it apart

Piece by piece and slid it all into the car You can see it hanging out over our heads there and then drove over to a dumpster and then put it all in the dumpster And then we had five guys and holy shit five guys is expensive dude. We did the maths on it We had two burgers right and it came to I think like $50. That's insane Yeah, it was $50 and like 45 cents. That means like a burger is, it's like a 40th of a TV. Like if we had that meal, we could have had that meal 20 times before we'd spent as much money on the TV.

Should a TV be like 20 burgers, not 40 or like 200 burgers? I mean, like, I think that's the problem with the world is that you could buy all this massive shit, but the actual day to day, the lunches is what's doing everyone in. I should be able to have 200 burgers per TV. I'm right there with you. The burger conversion doesn't work, dude. It's like, what do we get? We got two bacon cheeseburgers, two orders of fries and two sodas. Yeah, we're buying a TV that's like less than ten dollars an inch. So that you got this at Costco, right?

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, man. I would be so anxious trying to load that in the car of a Costco parking lot just filled with people, people wanting your space. That sounds terrible. Oh, dude, it was we were playing dickhead calisthenics without even trying because they were cars like Gavin saw firsthand there were cars

waiting. They would just sit and watch us for like 20 seconds and then give up and leave because we were out there for a fucking while. It would take so long. I might cut a little video of our process. I would love to see

physically loading it in. But all of this because I was helping carry it. But all the stuff around it we've got. I've documented it. It was it took two minutes to buy in 20 minutes to get it in the car. But it fucking worked. And then we got it back to the office and we put it in the spot where everybody knew the TV would go. And it's it's like four inches bigger than the wall. Maybe things out into the doorway or you won't be able to open the closet so what happened there did you guys measure the wall and your we measured it off to measure that room so it's too big I love I love

that you had the 43 inch thing that you're like locked in on but you didn't measure the wall I feel like that's the important thing for right the important thing was to get it back I guess yeah like that's the important thing for the important thing was to get it back. I guess, yeah, like that's how the TV fits in that space. Yeah, you can see it hanging over. Let me look at it. And it's just resting on the console table. So ridiculous. The legs don't.

Yeah, it's not a center. So it doesn't even fit on the table. But the thing that I the thing that I noticed is that you guys also bought a wall mount? Yeah. Yeah. What are we going to balance it on that table? What's the plan with the wall mount? Well, we can either shimmy into the room or we can leave the closet door open.

That's the plan? Or we can mount it to a different wall. There's the wall to the right. There's a different, there's the the less funny option of putting on the other wall. It's up to you It looks like Humpty Dumpty sitting on the wall. It's gonna fall its legs are just dangling. Oh, yeah, that's not safe We took that down the second with the photo shoot That was just for y'all and we watched a little bit of total wipeout with Hammond with Richard Hammond in like 240p or whatever it was The TV does in fact look better than that that was that was the Hulu show we put on this was my view of Jeff as we were

So this the TV isn't in a finalized spot yet. We're still it's still being figured out. No, it's still still being figured out. That's crazy. We just wanted to make some real progress and we and so we did. It's really exciting to have the progress, but it's so funny to me that you guys measured if it would fit in the car, but not the wall. Well, that seemed like the bottleneck

Yeah Could you imagine something worse than getting a cut the TV to the car and having it not fit then you're really screwed I feel like there's what can you strap a? Can you strap a TV to the top of the car? Hey, I see it on tick tock all the time very rarely goes well micro flying. Oh, yeah, that's true We were actually trying to milk the the inches even more and then we decided against it. But we realized when we were measuring, we measured like horizontally the hole in the car that we could get the TV through.

And then as we were measuring the height of TVs, Jeff was like, I mean, if we measured the hole in the car diagonally, I can get slightly more inches. But we didn't go that far. We wanted it to lie down flat. Yeah, instead of wedging it. But I think we could have gotten 88 in there push. It would have just been diagonally in the car. I just would have been a little more precarious.

I I think that I appreciate how conservative we went with it, Gavin. Yeah, I think we've I think we really reined it in. Like it's big, but it's not too big It's not comically big under a thousand dollars. Yeah, I was like 800 bucks. That's crazy Wow Which by also by the way fucking Costco doesn't take American Express so the company owes me $800 Debatable You're gonna love that just gonna take his TV and go home I can't I can't I'm not you can figure if he can figure out how to get it back in that car absolutely

too hard No, what you'll do is you'll watch awesome stuff on the TV you need to like strap suspenders To the back of it and throw it over your back and just walked in the street like a film We could have spent so much more money on a TV. They get so expensive, but we were very... We walked past all the nice stuff, like all the OLEDs and all the modern refresh rates. We just went for size. Well, and for price.

So this is going to be where like Mario Party is played, this TV. This is like the central gaming TV. Yeah, this is where it was played at this point. Okay. I always think about like when Halo 2 was new, I probably played 2500 games of Halo 2 on a four by three 40 inch TV with a VCR built into it. Absolutely. So the fact that you can play Mario Party on this, where each screen of a

split screen is bigger than mine. It's my TV. I love that. Yeah. It's I mean, the price TVs it's crazy how it's I remember spending essentially how much you guys paid for a mid tier 50 inch TV, like over a little over a decade ago. I'm going to save up my money and being so excited. Like, oh, this is a big purchase. Having to save up my money and being so excited of like, oh, this is a big purchase. And now just seeing like that you can get an 86 inch or whatever that is for the same price is insane. The first TV I bought myself was a as a 32 inch 720P Phillips,

and it was 900 pounds. Oh, my God. Well, I remember, Gavin, the first time we bought a TV together We were talking about this other day you were visiting for the summer and I was finally ready to upgrade to a flat-screen TV And I bought at Best Buy we went together. I think I bought a 36 inch TV maybe or 40 inch it was similar in size to your previous one But it was I think it was HD right it was It was HD. The other one was EDTV. And and I want to say it was like twenty seven hundred bucks.

Oh, my God. That's crazy. I found a picture of the the TV I played Haley to that boy. Dude, that's a that picture you could post anywhere on the Internet. And it's just like nostalgia bait for people our age. Yeah, that is absolutely insane. I love the Jackass box set. Yeah, absolutely. I got chrome skin on my original Xbox.

Wow. Hell yeah, you do. And the DVD remote. What is the what does that say at the top? Is that like a little name tag? Kind of like it like, it says Gavin's phone hands off. I don't know who bought that. It's pretty cool. It was my birthday. It was pretty cool. Kind of like it like no it says it says Gavin's phone hands off I have a serial killer update. Oh, no your house is there more carcasses there've been two incidents one I

Had I can smell the scent of death around the side of my house But I cannot find the location of the death. But something has definitely been decomposing somewhere on the side of my house, and I just cannot locate it. I'm also not looking too hard, because it's fucking gross, whatever, when I find it. But the other night, I think I may have seen the serial killer, at least certainly the first prime suspect.

I went out, and now I've unlocked a new fear in life too. I went out to throw some trash away in my trash can, and I lifted the trash can up and I threw like, I don't know, a bag of food or something in there, and something shifted when I did that, and I just dropped the top, and I thought, what the fuck, you know, I like took a step back for a second, and I went, what the fuck, and right as I took a step back,

the lid exploded open and the biggest fattest raccoon I've ever seen in my life Scrambled out looked at me jumped over the edge and slowly because it was so hefty Climbed over my fence and took off and I think that might he was well fed I'll say that and I think it might be him. I think he's the only other predator animal I've seen you know in my yard and once again, I'm watching the bird thing. There's been no owls There's been no birds of prey around and so I think it's either a fox or this mega raccoon Are they known for ripping up squirrels? I think they'll eat anything if they get their hands on it

I think they're pretty vicious. He definitely scared the shit out of me and now I'm scared to open my trashcan at night anymore He probably wait he was his Albert 65 pounds or so he was probably 40 like he was a sizable Maybe that's way too big to be reckoned But he was like as big around as my fucking dog it seemed like he was huge And he definitely he definitely wasn't in great shape because I was watching him even Shocked watching him get up the fence. It was pretty comical while we were in the car Jeff I you said something and then I wrote in my notes Jeff strike idea. What was that? Yes strike idea

It has to be something related to the files, right? Gotta be Jim an idea. Did you have an idea about future baseball or time machine baseball? I had an idea about time machine baseball, but I didn't talk about with Gavin I don't think I was just saying we should put a bunch of different years of baseball games on a wheel and spin it And then we have to play whichever one we land on and try to remember who's the good team and stuff that year Could it go all the way back to the 90s? Yeah, it goes back as we want go back to RBI baseball on the NES if we want. I'll put it on the list. I'll put it on the idea list. I was also thinking alternatively,

if we wanted to get deep with it, we could pick a game like MLB that lets you do cut. This would be a lot of work, but you pick a game that lets you do custom teams and then you spin a wheel and then you have to pick a team from that year in baseball. Maybe you spin a second wheel to figure out what team it is and then we just import that team into the game So I could be the 72 Phillies while Eric's the 86 Padres and Gavin's the 2002 Mariners. That'd be crazy That'd be don't take so long to get going and nobody would get it. No one no one knows he's on the 2002 Mariners It's one of those things that would be a lot cooler to do than to watch probably, you know But I think the idea of just spinning the wheel and having to pick you know RBI baseball or King Griffey jr.

Baseball or whatever and play that would be fun. I think that's a lot of fun. I'm looking at Raccoons being vicious they're scary There's some intimidating raccoons out there. Oh Some is like Flat teeth playful yeah, he can meet fucked me up Typically, some is like flat and playful. Yeah, he can meet me up. He'd come to me instead of going the other way. Who? I don't know what I would have done.

I might not be with us right now. I did search rage raccoon and. Yeah, yeah, kind of like that. There's something still funny about a raccoon yelling from a trash can. Yeah. Even it's supposed to be aggressive. There's something about it that's just like, what the fuck are you doing over here? Why are you over here? This is mine. I live here.

I'm waiting for a tattooed man to open this. I can scare him. Switching gears away from scary raccoons for a bit. Sure. I was I was streaming the other day and talking about how much fun the summer movie draft was in general and somebody in the In the stream had a great idea. They said you guys should sell a popcorn. Like what is the gherpler popcorn bucket? Oh Popcorn buckets are hot right now cuz it's hot right now. Here's the thing you you think Like off the rip you're like, oh, it's the gherpler or whatever

But popcorn buckets are not shaped like they would hold pop no anymore. Very ineffective, typically at. Yeah. Yeah. It's like the whole Sarlacc pit one that was a big deal. And I was there. But they're doing like Darth Vader shit where it's like his helmet. And so you can get pretty out there with it.

You can even get hang on. Let me send you this photo. It's not just popcorn bucket, which I think we should stick at One that can hold soda very interesting to me. I've seen yeah I was curious how that worked what movie coming out has one word so is it is it defenders or whatever that Marvel one? Thunderbolts Thunderbolts. I think that one might have one that is a soda slash Popcorn well, I like it's both Yeah, I think so. We do have a gherpler and while I think it would be interesting to see what a gherpler popcorn bucket would be

We also have a porta potty. Oh Porta potty is a great one. Yeah, perfect popcorn bucket vessel So since we are into, since we have the Wheel of Decades coming up, I don't know if that's come out yet or not, but I think it has, right? With the, where we have to watch the six episodes of the Charmed 2018.

And we've talked about indexing so heavily into like the summer movie stuff. Maybe it makes sense for us to investigate with El Fomoso some sort of a porta-potty themed popcorn bucket popcorn bucket sending an email right now Can it have a little toilet at the bottom for like one piece of popcorn to fool in? Dude, what if it's like a little what if it's like a little butter fountain you hit the button and it sprays up into the popcorn Like a bidet for your popcorn the butter butter bidet. Can you dye popcorn?

Yeah, absolutely. 100%. Like pre- before it's popped? No. I don't think so. I think they do it after. I was wondering if I put like a kernel into just pure blue food dye, would it pop blue? Well we have a kitchen, we can test it out, Gav. Let's soak some popcorn kernels. Yeah, I wonder if soaked kernels even pop though

Maybe after they dry out we might have to soak and then dehydrate our kernels Okay is why our office is a rented home So we have access to a kitchen to try these things 100% kitchen and an important part. I'm thinking other popcorn bucket things we could do. What we could do in in thing. I eat soda through the mouth. Ian is exactly that's where my head went first was Ian. I think the Ian thing is so good because that reminds me of the Wolverine one is what I thought of, where it's his big dumbass head or whatever.

And oh, you haven't hang on. It's that was it's supposed to be in reply to the Dune one. Oh, yes. Sexual. Yeah. The idea. So is that and then you can put like, you know, it's popcorn. But Ian one is a lot of fun. I'm emailing right now exploring popcorn buckets and we're thinking for a body. So we will.

I'll let you know when there's an update. I was a big fan of the Fast X popcorn bucket, which was just Vin Diesel's car really embracing the not at all a good mechanism for eating popcorn out of. But it just is absurd. Big fan. You just fucking lift up the top of his charger and you put the popcorn in the car. That's awesome. That looks cool as hell, though. Yeah, it's great. Maybe we're popcorn bucket people.

Maybe we can start collecting popcorn buckets. I'm definitely a popcorn bucket guy. I didn't realize I was, but I think I might be. They get ridiculous. What do you eat, Nick? The dumber, the better. Yeah,'t know. They get ridiculous. What are you eating, Nick? The dumber, the better. Yeah, I'm in. But when do you ever think, like if you're ever eating popcorn out of a bowl, are you

ever having a problem about that? No, it's great. What? What do you mean? I don't understand. I don't understand what you're saying. Me neither. Whatever I'm eating popcorn out of a bowl is perfectly fine.

Yes. I don't need a specific thing for popcorn at any point. A lot of people felt that way before the gurgler too and then they tried a gurgler. Yeah now what? Fair play. Yeah so now what Gavin? Come on. Yeah.

Rebuttal? Yeah thoughts. What if we all came up with our own popcorn buckets? Let's just try to get one and then we can go. Yeah but how do we know we're making the best one? buckets. Let's just try to get one and then we can go. Yeah, but how do we know we're making the best one? All right. Well, my idea was the was the Porta Potty. Yeah, I got to go with got to go with Nick. Let's see how this one goes and then we can go from there.

What if we're all popcorn bucket people but our audience are not? I'm definitely not a popcorn bucket person. It's like I'm not at all. What if it was Snoopy, though? All right All right now now maybe now maybe we're talking you would have Snoopy's scalp Ted Yeah, yeah, I'd either Snoopy's scalp Ted That sounds good Here, I'll send you this picture. You know who's a big popcorn bucket guy is my very good friend, Rocco. He loves the popcorn bucket as evidenced by having about a dozen of them.

Jesus Christ. Well, now there are people who are super, people are super into the popcorn bucket. It is a big game. Rocco kind of sucks the fun out of this, doesn't it? OK, cool. Awesome. Right on. Yeah, but look, that's the first time I've seen him look happy. Exactly. Exactly. Have you ever seen that before?

I was genuinely in happiness. Yeah, that's a good point. There you go. So something to think about. Have you seen the xenomorph one, Gavin? No. Imagine sitting in the theater trying to eat your popcorn out of this. It's just a xenomorph one, Gavin? No. Imagine sitting in the theater trying to eat your popcorn out of this. It's just a xenomorph head. They didn't even use the mouth is like.

No, it's the top of the head that they fill up. It is so long and bulky. It would be so uncomfortable to sit in a movie theater and eat that. Also, there's no way that the popcorn chamber is the entire length of that. No, you'd never get any out. It's a disaster. Take that one, Eric. Oh, that's really cute.

It's a snow house. Yes. So you drink out of a long Snoopy and then you're hanging out with Woodstock eating eating the corn. That's really cool. Yeah. You think there's a way we could figure out like a Rizler sort of situation? I'm still waiting on Rizl T or whatever that was called. Dude, that oh, yeah, that that was like the worst April Fool's joke because I wanted it.

The Arizona. Yeah, Arizona. I thought that was great. This is great. This should honestly Rizler, Julian, Julian, Julian, please. Dreyfus should just do new Seinfeld. Rizler is Kramer. That's that's exactly what I thought, too. They like watching burst in the door.

That's fantastic. Is it Louise? I thought it was Louie. It's Louie, isn't it? All I know is a souvenir. It's definitely seven year. Seven. Yeah, that's what we're trying to tell you. Seven yeah, that's yeah, we're trying to tell you I Am really curious how long the Rizzlers reign is gonna be I hope it's a long time the Rizzlers reign

Do you think the Rizzler will last longer than Andy Milonakis did yes? Yeah, probably But any Milonakis is still around you just have stuff. He is still. He's still I just heard him on Stavros World the other day. He's definitely kicking. Just I. Age is really much like Expedition 33. Age is going to come for the Rizla, unfortunately. It's not the Patriots. It's going to be puberty is going to really damage the Rizla brand. You never know, though, it could be like that Neville Longbottom dude.

Oh yeah. He turned into a fucking puberty, turned him into a hunk. Not about, no, I'm not, this isn't about appearance. I just think that so much of the Rizzler's appeal is how small he is. I think it's just his extreme charisma. You think so? I think it's the word Rizzler. It tickles my brain

Like the like the word wizard or lizard that I enjoy saying and hearing and I don't get tired of I like hearing and Saying the word Rizzo a lot. He just like his Ed's Z's. Yeah, I'm a big Zeds guy Lord Zed all of it. You would probably love saying Zizzler. You should name something Zizzler. Oh, the Zizzler? Then you can just have a Z overload. What if Rizzler was at Zizzler? That should be an April Fool's thing is there's a Rizzler Zizzler.

Write it down. You're right. What if I, okay. All right, hang on. I'll write it down. Okay. I just, let me jot down Rizler Sizzler real quick. For five grand, would you legally change your name to Zarek?

I don't think so. No, not for five grand. I think I'd rather wear a beret. You know what I mean? What about Ares? Ares is pretty good. That might be pretty good. E-R-I-Z?

I wouldn't recommend doing bits around your name. Yeah. The name thing's tough. I just don't think you can do that. I think you gotta, I think you gotta hang onto the name. It's tough. I don't know. I changed my name a bunch. It worked out okay for me. Yeah, but is it laser with an S or a Zed with a Zed as we say in America, Rzo laser laser Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo Rizzo We on strikes. I feel good about strikes. You guys made a ruling, right? Yeah, those two didn't count. I'm happy with whatever the ruling was. Do you get any new ones? No, well You I had some from you You're not really in the game too much and you were sick It was when you came back and you were sick and like it was it was a lot

It was very understandable Andrew asked me to upload some files and then I didn't. And then he reminded me I didn't upload them or I did. And I uploaded the wrong ones. And I drove Gavin and I was when we get the TV drove all the way to the house to upload a file for him. And I still uploaded the wrong file. Wait, wait, wait. What? We drove all the way to your house and I stood in your living room

for you to give him the wrong file. Apparently, yeah. I was the same thing. I thought it was a different thing now now here's the thing I know you're not in the strike game Jeff but I think maybe you have one now you might be I'm sorry bad about it it was oh that's my strike idea that oh there you go there you go that's what's your Jeff strike idea what my idea was so the game is if I get 20 strikes I have to eat that gross thing right? Mm-hmm now what if if there's anyone that gets more strikes than me? I just don't have to do it

I'm fine with that and we're not sure and nothing happens to them, but I just don't have to do it. Yeah. Yeah I'm okay with that. Oh wow. I was not expecting people to be okay with that Well, I don't think there's any chance in hell. It's gonna happen Well, hmm, okay, well, I mean Nick expecting people to be okay with that. Well, I don't think there's any chance in hell it's gonna happen. Not a chance! Well, hmm, okay. Nick got one, if we're playing past uh... No. Sorry, I didn't mean knowing that.

I was looking at, I was checking the files to check with Jeff in the strikes. There were two different things, so Jeff you uploaded the right thing, uh, at the time. We're all good with Gavin. Nice! There were two different things. So Jeff, you uploaded the right thing at the time. I did with Gavin. Not. Yes. Oh, it was. I thought I had it wrong. I was so confused.

I didn't. Yeah, I. I got a text for it was the third repo video we did, and I just took a screenshot of it because I didn't feel like trying to articulate what was described. And I said to Jeff, and the text is the video is a chicken horse gameplay and the audio is labeled right, but I don't think it's the right file. So I thought I had uploaded a chicken horse video and then the wrong audio, but named the right audio.

Yeah, it was supposed to be repo and you put in a chicken horse and you put in the wrong audio for that video as well. Yeah. I think you probably did repo for, yeah, it's all good now, but I was getting really confused when I was trying to use my time machine to make sure I wouldn't get any past strikes. I was looking through some folders and Andrew has named so much of the doomsday heist deadline.

It's very confusing. Yeah. I think I just fucked up the name on that. That is totally me. I don't know why I thought it was Deadline. Well, Deadline is the Tron game. Yes. Like I know it's from that, but for some reason Deadline and Doomsday have merged into just being one thing.

It's all Deadline. That explains a lot about some of the meetings we were having. Wait, so is that why you had Doomsday edited like eight months early? Yeah. Did I say it was deadline? Well, no, we were saying we were saying deadlines should come out and then you were working on heists that were like eight videos ahead of where we were editing. Well, no, I was doing that so that if we because we had just done a GTA month and so I was trying to get us in a position where if we wanted to be able to do that, it would be easy to release.

Well, you should probably have worked on the videos that were after the ones that were coming out and not the ones 12 from when they were both being worked on simultaneously. Those are two different editors working on two different things. Yeah. But why would the second round of heist come out before the first? Because I was having needs to be in charge for whatever reason for the things he's saying that I'm not sure that I fully understand. I don't need to be in charge. Just Andrew shouldn't be in charge.

I love, you know what? I think Andrew's doing a great job. I think he's doing a fantastic job. Andrew, don't listen to him. I think there's only one man up to the task and it sounds like it's Gavin. I think he's. Yeah. It's either Andrew or Gavin for me and that's it. it's Gavin. I think he's yeah, it's either Andrew Gavin for me, and that's it

Hey Gavin this whole I don't know how this meandering conversation jogged this memory But do you remember the game type we used to play in GTA where we were all on like platforms kind of like Deadline and Then there'd be a circle you'd have to get to by a time limit and the ground would start to fall away And then if you were outside the circle you'd blow up and everybody had to like cram into the circle. I remember the game. Do I remember the name? No. Oh, damn. I don't remember the name either.

But if that's still around, we should absolutely play that. I think I think that's where this monster truck came from. I think you are right. Yeah. I think you're right. There's like not enough room for everybody in the circle. And if anybody's cars out at all, they explode and you just like. Sounds fun. That sounds great. We should play that.

There's so many things in GTA we should play. Maybe somebody in the audience knows what it's called. Can remind us. I'm still looking for my fall guys level. I'm still thinking about it. Has anyone in the community come across it either? I've had a few people reach out. I need to try one of them.

But I just I don't think I'll ever find it again. I think it will evade me for the rest of time. Never know. I'm hoping you try and get in contact with someone who works at that game company and see if it's tied to your account somehow. That's interesting. In your account history. Do you know what day you played it? I have no clue about that.

But if they do a morning show, do you be open to being on their morning show? Why would a game development company have a morning show? I'm it's not for me to judge. I'm just saying if they do. Sure. You know how like GTA had programming on the TVs in the game, maybe? I don't know. I'm sure they do more than just fall guys. I'm sure they got a whole bunch of stuff going on out there. I'm just trying to reduce the steps for circling back around. You're already in it.

I can email them and say, hey, I got a guy who's already ready to go. He's in. He's ready. Do you have a morning show? There is nothing better than an Andrew email. Yeah. I'm scared. There's plenty better. Why? I'm just scared of what I'm going to end up committed to. Well, you don't have to commit to anything. It's your call.

Five questions. I'm just presenting them to you. But I mean, in terms of content, I should probably be saying have to commit to anything. It's your call. Five questions. I'm just presenting them to you. But I mean, in terms of content, I should probably be saying yes to all of it. You don't have to. Do you think, uh, yeah, no, that's fine. I'm just, uh, what do you mean? What do you mean saying yes to all of it? Just anything that comes your way here?

Yeah. I mean, Andrew's taking the time out of his schedule to become my agent. Uh, I don't know. Waste his time. That makes me nervous. That also makes me nervous as well. I now need to be more selective and what? Yeah.

Yeah. If I have a safeguard of him saying he's certainly going to say no to this, but if that's gone and that changes things for how I would approach this, We're basically going to end up playing like publicity chicken. I guess so. Are you and are you a regulation listener or comment lever who works at a local or regional morning show? If so, please do reach out. Can it be? It's got to be Canadian.

It's got to like I just want like some Nova Scotia TV station just you less less likely to criticize your own nation's morning show Andrew No, I would equally criticize it because I think you're better than it. That was my point You're better than Canada. You think Gavin's better than Canada. I think he's better than morning show appearances even the Today show That's a big one. Now that's, that's like that, I think that is like the ultimate one.

If you're on the Today Show, you better say the name of this fucking podcast, man. Yeah. I'm like, please, I'm begging you, please. Yeah. You better be eating out of that popcorn bucket. Yeah, cause if you're on the Today Show and you don't promote us,

tomorrow's gonna be the Ow show for you. It's going to be the Ow. What would the intro to the Ow show sound like? Don't mention this on the Today show and find out. Oh, I've got I got a show idea. But there's no conversion. We've already talked about it. What? Well, right. But it's something I can show. Right, right, right, right.

But it's something I can show my mom and she knows what that is. Right. Well, I might as well get them to say hello, Eric. But do OK, get them to do that. It just seems like it maybe would be more productive if it was the podcast. But yeah, just have them say my name. That's fine too. So, for the first time we're brand safe, Gavin. For the first time ever. I'm not sure what the...

What's funnier, listen to the regulation podcast or Hello Eric's Mom. Dude, if it was Hello Eric's Mom, that would be pretty cool. That would... she wouldn't know what's going on. That's pretty exciting. I have a show I want to pitch doing with you, Gavin, that has been my head that there's part of me that wants to. I'd love to just surprise the rest of the guys that doing this, but I also really want to hear your reaction to the pitch. It's called Behind the Mask,

and it's a podcast with you and I trying to talk through having our CPAPs on at the same time, wearing our masks and communicating. I was doing this in bed the other night where I was trying to say sentences with my mask. And it's really difficult because it's blasting air through your nostrils into your throat when you talk. It is not easy to do. And it made me very gassy boy after I did it for quite a while.

It's all aired up. But I think doing a little mini supplemental, you and I trying to conduct a podcast with our masks on and while wearing them could be pretty good. For me, it just sounds like very short, nasally sentences followed by like, yeah, that's like what it sounds like for me. I just I think that that would be very funny. Why don't we debut a segment on the next on the next regulation? We'll just have like a two minute chat with with our paps.

Yeah, I think it's a great idea. This is such an innovative idea. We need to take this straight to the morning shows. They're going to love it. CPAPs are a hot button issue right now and it's gonna be perfect for their audience. I've noted in my notes that next week, or next episode, behind the mask.

So that way when we get into it, we'll know right away. I love it. Log all that shit into my office. That's exciting. I was thinking, do they make extension cords for CPAPs? They must, right? What's the longest CPAP hose I could get? I don't think the hose can be that long.

Can I have just an insanely long hose? I mean, would that work? You'd just be breathing hose air. I feel like I'm already breathing hose air. Let me look up. Can we? They make travel paps. They sure do. I feel like I'm already breathing hose there. We look up, can we? They make travel paps. They sure do. They're like portable, right? Yeah. Well, USB ones for planes.

Do they call it a T-PAP extender? I think so. No, we should. How long can I get these? So you see PAP extension hose doesn't seem like they're too absurdly long. I wonder if there's a group pap. Oh, that is a nightmare.

Could you get one machine for like six hoses? Like a hookah? Kind of? Like the dreaming machine and stuff? Yeah. Yeah, there doesn't seem to be a product that is what I want of like a six foot CPAP hose. Do you think you could build the GPAP Gavin? Oh? That's interesting get in the lab. Yeah, I bet I could build a GPAP

I just need to like reverse engineer a regular pap Yeah, what are you like little air compressor a little humidifier? Probably not much else some poses a couple of J bins What extra long? When was the last time you bought a J bend? But we're very cyclical I've done the TV again it could be that our next trip what might be for a J bend How are your sinks holding up? I mean, it's a rental so I don't give a shit, but okay We'll see it. We'll have to see how the dump rooms in the office. I am excited for us to get the office finalized, although by this time it comes out, it will have been done by now.

Yeah, your post stream or post were in season two, won an entrance into season to see Pat Masks, hoses, popcorn buckets. I'm excited to see what this year brings. Blindsides. That's true. It's been a hell of a season already. We're only an hour and 15 minutes into it. I thought about using my blindside to play worm some again Wow Like would that be allowed? I mean, I guess yeah, I just never thought about using a blindside for good My blind sides are educational. Yeah, sure. Your blindsides fill me with dread. Little Les Hobos is pretty good.

That was great. Learned about Canadian culture. Nick, have you ever done one? No! I need to think of one. Yeah, you two need to use them. They're a lot of fun. Yeah, they are fun. They are real fun. So we get two a year, right? A video game one and then a...

Video game and live action. Okay. So I got a video game blindside. Two a year is nuts. That's ten blindsides a year right a video game one and then a video game in a live action, okay, so I got a video game blindside Two a year is nuts. That's ten blind sides a year. Well not really it's it's more like five because you don't really use yours Nick isn't using yours. I chances are great that I won't use a video game blindside. I can't even imagine what I would do I'm scared if you do there any AIDS games We should end this show. Yeah. Well, there you go.

This is the end of the beginning of season two. After this, we're just in it. It's just in season two. Thanks for watching for the first year. Maybe continue to watch into the next year and then each subsequent year after that. And we really do appreciate it. Give us stars. Oh, you know what? We have mail now. You can send us mail if you want to.

Our address is P.O. Box 13146 Care of Regulation Company, Austin, Texas, 78701. I'm not saying it twice. Thank you very much. Have you measured it? Have I measured what? The P.O PO box? Yes. Yeah, I know. I know. Right when we first started, we did. Then we have some stuff that we need to open and all that. So what's the size of it? It's like bigger than a bread box.

OK, in their bread box. Do you need the actual dimensions? I can just give notes. People can't send anything bigger than bread. It's the size is it's a size four It's 11 inches by 11 inches. Oh, that's that's bigger than bread Yeah, but I said it was bigger than a red box But also if they if somebody mails you something bigger than your PO box, it doesn't just get returned for being too large

They just put a yellow sheet of paper in your in your PO box That says go to the window and ask for this package and they give it to you. Do they get Minji about that? They charge you extra for that? No, they don't get Minji or charge you extra. Only if you ask for cheese. Yeah. I just put AIDS in the Microsoft store and you get a Gundam update for some reason. Gundam Battle Alliance.

In the films category, you get a movie called Band Aid and The Gulf Doctor. First aid for your game. Well, definitely something to think about for future blindsides. Thanks for listening, everybody. We'll see you next week. Bye bye.