F**kface - Season Finale // Hey Man [52]

Episode Date: May 7, 2025

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about Gavin has a question, wrecking a bowl, courtesy tank, the lighthouse of shit, additional dogs, non strike, patch shirt, Mario Party Anniversary, company removal, church, Minority Report, Geoff's trilogy, Equalizer vs John Wick, Legend, Far & Away, Geoff's Cereal Game, the color of life, O technology, original toaster, 3YJUaXK and a gleeking revelation. Join us for our Anniversary Stream on https://twitch.tv/theregulationpod this SUNDAY MAY 11th starting at 11am CT. We'll be playing a 30 turn Mario Party plus share some really cool surprises and brand new merch on sale at Noon CT. We're able to do this because of your support and we're excited to celebrate with you. (and something special on Saturday May 10th also). Sponsored by Shopify. Sign up for a $1/month trial period at shopify.com/face Also sponsored by Factor. Thanks Factor! Go to FACTORMEALS.com/REGULATION50OFF and use code REGULATION50OFF to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping on your first box. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello and welcome to another episode of the Regulation Podcast, but not just another episode. This one's kind of special. Why? Because it's our 52nd episode of the Regulation Podcast. That means exactly one year ago, we ripped the bandaid off and started this whole thing over again. My name is Jeff Ramsey with me as always, Andrew Panton, Gavin Free, Nick Schwartz, and Eric Badour. I have a question. Happy one... Well, shut up for a second. Happy... Hey, I'm trying to be nice to you.

Happy anniversary, everybody. I love you all dearly, and that includes the audience. Happy anniversary? Well, nah. I want to get to Gavin's question. Yeah, what's your question? I can't believe this video. That flew.

I was going to wonder if... Is this the first episode of season two? No, wouldn't this be the last episode of season one oh well when this has come out the the seventh okay yeah so season finale it's pretty close yeah season finale yeah that makes sense we actually had a full-blown regular season with I don't think we had any additional power cut episodes or anything You know, that's the that's the difference between regulation and face right there That we somehow did it for a year straight. Yeah, it's all very regulation above board

52 no weird number schemes. No nothing. That's great. The our first regulation season was a perfectly regulation season. It was. Yeah. And we couldn't have done it without all of our patrons and people that supported us. It's insane. It's insane to look back like the uncertainty going into year one to, I mean, obviously still it's always uncertain. But just knowing that we've been able to continue this for a year and are so excited for going into the future and doing things. I feel like we went into it with a lot of, oh, absolutely. I went I went into it with a lot of fear, diarrhea, and I'm coming out with it with a lot of well adjusted, like normal diarrhea diarrhea.

Jeff, like you're you. Oh, man. I don't know. We spent a lot of we spent a lot of time together with Jeff today and it was, dude, dude, I gotta find a cup. I gotta find a cup. We need to get water in this bowl. What's the what?

So you wrecked a toilet so much that you wanted to fill up the system manually. Is that right? Is that what you were doing? Yeah. Well, you're making it sound a lot more inelegant than it was. Basically, what happened was I had an evacuation. And for a while there because we were all there together. And then that flushed that away just fine. And then about three minutes later, I realized that dislodged the real need.

And so I went back in again and that one, there just wasn't enough water left in the tank to get it all down. And you don't wanna let it simmer, you know what I mean? That's not good. Jesus Christ. And so I was just waiting for the toilet to refill, but it just refills at like a glacially slow pace. So I thought, I gotta help this along.

So I was running around the gaff, as Gavin would say, looking for a cup or something that I could just transfer water from the sink tap into the back of the bowl just so that I could flush faster so we don't end up with like a, you know, stinky smell. Why don't modern toilets come with a courtesy tank? What do you think is modern about what we got going on there? I don't think we've got modern anything. I'm just saying, like, if I toilet now, I still got the one tank. You want to reserve tank? I want to reserve tank for the main flush and I want a courtesy tank for like 70% of the way through. Is it like in a movie when they detonate like a bomb or something important where you got to put a key in and twist it before you can activate the second reserve tank? You need two keys to unlock this. In a movie when they detonate like a bomb or something important where you got to put a key in and twist it before you can activate the second reserve tank.

You need two keys to unlock this. I think so. And it's on both sides of the toilet. You just spread arms. Turning two keys. Because you don't want to deploy both tanks at the same time. That'd be too much. I think that's diminishing returns. I think it would overflow. It I think you're just gonna overflow yeah what if you just doubled the size of one tank I think also that would fill up the bowl well I would hope it would fill up the

bowl that's what I would like to do no I mean like overfill the bowl why would it overfill the bowl it knows when to Yeah, it's a water pressure thing it equalizes So it never used the bottom half of the tank. Oh, I could get through it pretty quickly apparently I Could have used that I could have used a double-size bowl today to get through shit number two Man we're not supposed to be in a in a doo-doo and vomit era I don't know what keeps people you're bringing it there. But it's you. It's you're the lighthouse of shit. But you see it in the night.

It's cloudy. It comes. Nobody else is aware that you bring it and you alert. But you guys, all of us, anybody close to the lighthouse. Other ships. Yeah. I mean, a mean a lighthouse is... It's not necessarily signaling to one specific person. Everyone kind of sees the lighthouse if you're near it. You know what I mean?

Yeah, exactly. You guys are making me feel almost heroic. I appreciate it. Yeah, you shouldn't. Can I submit an emergency second nickname for Jeff? Yep. The shite house It's pretty good if we lived in another country, I like that that's pretty good. Yeah, I'll accept that as a secondary

He's a shite banana house Anyway, what are we even talking about? Anniversary season doing this for one year. This is insane. You guys went to El Famoso, who is our. Merchandising, I don't know, partner, I guess, would be the word. I don't know what the term would be. How was that? It was a hot dog Thursday, apparently. It was awesome. We we get they have they didn't just have it for us either.

It was like I thought that's really clever. They know they know we're hot dog guys and they made this. So no, they have a whole hot dog Thursday they've been doing for like a year. That is like they just re theme it each Thursday. We just got to be this week's theme. It's kind of like when you ring the opening bell at the stock market. They did have a poem for us on the screen. They did.

They did. They did have a poem. Andrew, I can I can drop this in. Oh, please. I can drop this into the discord. It was really cool going there. It was, uh, it's anyone's discord. Just a big black screen right now. Nope. Nope. Nope. No, mine looks great. Thanks. Yep. Oh God. Mine's fine. Uh, so they wrote a poem. Graham, who is one of the people who is showing us around, wrote a poem. It's Hot Dog Thursday, the sacred, right? Gurpelers fizz in the fluorescent light, protected by Falcons with buns in tow,

no shrumping allowed, just relish and go. Fan- Incredible. Casting. Yeah. And it had four hot dogs in reaction to it, which towards the end of our visit was up to five hot dogs. Five hot dogs, which is how many hot dogs Nick wanted to eat,

but he put the brakes on because he went, the people who work here also want to eat the hot dogs. They're pretty good fucking hot dogs though. Yeah. It was great. We went, we got so many new ideas. We wrote like a laundry list of new merch ideas that are just like, what if we didn't... I think we said we have to get all the bad ideas out so that way we can find the good ones in here somewhere. And boy, there are a lot of crazy ideas.

I think some of the best are at the very bottom of the list. Maybe the last thing. I don't know about that, but that's fine. I heard some positive things about hot dogs from from several you I did not hear from Gavin Gavin how were the hot dogs oh everyone filled you in on the hot dog opinions no well they just said Eric and Jeff were like yeah they were good they were great and then you know in the podcast that you're part of they just said that and then you didn't say anything and you've been critical of dogs in the past it was a great dog.

Mine was slightly messy because I decided I would go left hand, catch up, right hand mustard and do a simultaneous blast. Yeah. And it wasn't the tidiest, but it was a great dog. That's OK. Eric dropped the pinches on the ground. I dropped the tongs. You dropped the tongs? I dropped the tongs. Oh, man. They got washed off and delivered. Everybody saw it too. I dropped the tongs. You dropped the tongs? Oh man. Everybody saw it too.

Bodging to the front of the line. Flinging tongs everywhere. I just started saying Jeff, Jeff, Jeff. It really worked out for me. But can I ask Nick, why did you just update your hot dog count? Did you just eat another hot dog? I forgot to add that I stopped at a quick trip on the way home Are you serious?

I got a hot dog on the way Yeah, on the way home from There was a discussion in the car about how hot dogs, eating hot dogs had reignited some passions in people Yeah Crazy And I went out of my way to swing by a quick trip, got a roller dog and a steam bun. They have a lot of good condiments. I had a good time.

Jesus Christ. Did you think about pocketing a dog? Where the dogs go? How many dogs are left? Oh, plenty. So many. There were a lot of dogs. You could take a dog on the go.

Yeah, but I felt guilty taking it. It felt like I was taking one from the folks who were working there. How many dogs did you have while you were there, Nick? One. Oh, you definitely could get a second dog. Somebody else did, I felt weird. So I got one at Quick Trip.

Andrew, would you be the one to go for the second dog there? I would absolutely. If there is a large surplus of dogs available and they offered, I'm taking a dog on the go. I would have got, if you would have done that, I would have gotten a second dog. Oh, I was just waiting for Eric before I'm taking a dog on the go. I would have got if you would have done that, I would have gotten a second dog. Oh, I was just waiting for Eric before I got the.

I was I didn't want I didn't want to drop the tongs again. So I wanted to let somebody else get after it. You know, I would never be first for seconds because I hadn't done a head count and I didn't know how many people had already had one. Right. Plus, it's hot dogs and it's hard for you to eat even one, so I just can't imagine you eating a second. For the average person, I think one dog is not enough. I think you gotta expect a two dog allowance if you're doing a cookout type thing.

I mean, I could easily put four dogs down. Easily. I'll believe it when I see it. Yeah, you're gonna double your yearly count in one sitting? Big fucking talk. Prove it. Big talk, buddy buddy why don't you back it up under so okay how long how long how long how long will take you for hot dogs oh four minutes fuck you what you're not a fast eater this is this burger

confidence okay can I have a bonus minute? You could have a bonus eight minutes. Hey, hey, you know what? Now, benevolently, yes, you can have one bonus. Oh, well, we're throwing stuff out there, Gavin. I need your audio for the. Oh, bleep that that is a surprise. Oh, no way. But the strike, I got excited about the strike.

You need my audio for what? the video that you recorded with Jeff I already edited it. Oh Okay, well nevermind Strike and shove it right up your arm. Wow We went to the replay the coach challenge and the coach is correct. Ruling on the field was wrong. That's awesome. Gavin was up there, he tapped. Gavin tapped his helmet twice.

We got the replay, no strike. That was phenomenal, Gavin. I will say it's on me, because I don't think I ever made it clear that I was gonna take that one, but I just did it in some free time. It's been in my head of like, oh, I need to make sure I get that out to somebody

to make sure it's ready. And then I, yeah. How did it turn out, Gavin? I thought it turned out lovely. Great. Great. I can't wait to see it. Wow.

That, what a twist. That was great. That was great. Wow. I do want to do a little bit of a, I do want to get back in there and just do like one shot. Oh, okay.

Probably shouldn't say too too much about what we're talking about. One, okay. Probably shouldn't say too too much about what we're talking about. One one. One shot. I'll bleep that too. I'll bleep that. Yeah. Sorry about that.

Oh, it's easy. You guys had a good time with hot dogs. Gavin had one hot dog. Everyone had one hot dog, but most of you would have had two if somebody else would have broached it first. Definitely. And and at El Famoso today, the reason one of the reasons that we went, we hadn't been there yet.

The patch shirt is ready and we got our hands on it. Dude, Andrew, this is, I cannot believe, I can't believe it's real, one. The Velcro on it, incredible, rocks. From a distance throwing the patch on it works. Got on some. You got it from distance?

Yes. Gavin did on his third try, yeah. Oh yeah. Wow. It was pretty incredible. You can fling it on. I assume when that shirt's new, it's gonna be brilliant for throwing games. Yes. But I was impressed it,

cause it's such a big surface area Velcro. Really takes some doing to pull it off. It's not gonna come off by accident, I don't think. No. Have we explained the patch shirt fully? I feel like we haven't talked about it in a while. We've talked about it a little bit, but it's been a while. Does anyone remember where it came from?

Was it? Well, originally we talked about not having the asterisk on the regulation shirt. And then I thought after we'd already sold it, that maybe it would be good if we did have a logo on it. And then I was like, Oh, what if we just patched the shirt like a shitty piece of software? And then that evolved into a shirt with just a patch spot. A patch spot that will continue to be updated. It'll have a patch. Yeah. Yeah. It'd be like a imagine DLC, which everyone loves.

We know how much you love DLC. And that's why this shirt, this shirt is for the future. Well, think of it this way. It's like a six or a seven or a eight or whatever your appetite for patches is in one. Today, you wear it, you pop it on, it's got a butthole on it. Tomorrow it's got an E in.

The next day, it's got a Falcon on it. I don't know. It's a different shirt every day. Nobody's going to be like, hey, didn't you wear that shirt yesterday? And you'd be like, no, that was the regulation butthole. This is a Falcon. What are you talking about? And they're like, oh, that's a good point. It's totally different.

You mean the asterisk that we call the asterisk, the show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Butthole that'll be on sale. So we're going to put this on sale on May 11th. Which is our actual anniversary date. Yeah, which is the anniversary of our company. Very exciting. But I don't think we've decided on a time yet. It might be noon central, but stay tuned.

We'll let you know as we get closer. I thought we locked in time, did we not? Don't think we've talked about a time at all. Excited to find out what time you think we locked in. Didn't we have a whole conversation? But that was a different that was that was a that was a different time got it What conversation what did I understand? I understand the confusion in the overlap there? Totally understand that but should we before we all yell at each other and then dress each other down for a bit as is custom on the one year anniversary, uh

because they're down for a bit, as is custom on the one year anniversary. Should we discuss other items of merchandise? Because we've been doing a lot of work in the background for the anniversary, but we haven't really talked about it too much because with most things, we're scared if it gets fucked up in transit or something falls through,

or it turns out that putting a Velcro on a t-shirt is the dumbest idea ever, and the Velcro just rips off the first time you try to use it or something like that. You know, then we haven't gotten you all worked up over nothing. But we've been developing a lot of stuff in the back and it's all going to come out on the anniversary. Do we want to? I mean, we should probably promote that. Yeah, of course. We had the patch shirts.

We got patches. If you don't want the shirt, you can just get a patch. So you can just buy the patch. Yeah. We have Koosler's coming back. We ran, we did a, how many did we order, Eric? I don't remember offhand, but it's more than we had last time. So again, if you have a Gerpler, then maybe you're looking for the Kuzler. Kuzler is going to be resupplied. Kuzler is going to be resupplied.

And we're back in and uh there is At least one other item that I can think of which I'm excited about You were just about to promo at Andrew. I believe Was is there a idiot flag? Yeah, give me one. Give me one. I need one. I need two Maybe three it's been a run cuz I got the Gavin false strike. I got It's been a run because I got the Gavin false strike. I got the assumption on a time that we scheduled. I now think I understand why I went wrong with that and a product release for a thing. We don't have.

I need to raise all three. Yep. Do you think it should be a strike system? Like if you get five strikes, you have to leave the episode. Within one? Oh man. Uh oh. So the Kuzler, the idiot flag and the patch shirt and also the patch will be available at May, on May 11th, which is our anniversary day.

At what time? Noon? Central? Sounds good to me. Sounds good to me. Noon Central. So stay tuned to RegulationStore.Store. Regulation...

Gavin, what is it? RegulationStore.com or RegulationStore. Hang on. Let me make sure this still works. RegulationStore.Store still works. Great. We'll also have a resupply, a restock of the Regulationstore.store still works great. We'll also have a resupply, a restock of the Regulation shirt. So if you want to represent Regulation the classic way, you can do that as well.

That'll be May 11th at noon, but on May 11th at 11 a.m. Central Time, we are going to go live on Twitch to celebrate our anniversary. We have some special stuff lined up, a fun day of games and more on Twitch.TV slash the regulation pod. I'm excited about that. I can't wait. The return of Dilkong, the revenge deal. Not really the revenge I betrayed. I was the betrayer and then it all fell apart. So I guess that's not technically revenge,

but Dilkong gets a second chance. Before- Dilkong's coming out of the ashes. Before Gavin and Nick got here, it was Jeff going, should we make a secret alliance for, on the 11th, we're gonna do a 30 turn Mario party for you guys. We're gonna do it live.

And Jeff wanted to make a secret alliance and Andrew immediately shot it down because he said, no, because you always go random. It's, when we were doing Mario Party March, every time you'd go random, Jeff, I felt like Llewellyn Moss's wife from No Country for Old Men at the end of the movie, or I'm just like, you're you're hiding behind the coin.

You're making the choice. Every time I just felt like, no, you do it. You're going to say it's random and that it's not you, but it is you. You get the choice. You did have a choice. Anton Sugar down there. I wanted to let fate decide. When the Alliance lock him into not doing the random.

No, I don't try. I think that if you make an alliance with Alliance lock him into not doing the random. No, I don't try. I think that if you make it, I mean, oh, listen, I'm into the random speaking to Gavin specifically here and Nick as well. All options are on the table. I'm I'm I'm malleable. I'm like you guys know Mr. Fantastic. You guys know Plastic Man. You know how they can I can do that with with my personality and my morals.

So like more Yeah, whatever you need. Yeah, I'm available to purchase as well. You can buy me. Wow Until I was betrayed by Dilkong I was I was in an alliance with anyone who suggested anything if someone suggested something. I just did it I was just saying yes to whatever someone typed to me on slack, but then it became personal to whatever someone typed to me on Slack, then it became personal. Yeah, the making it personal is not. And when I look back on it, not the greatest strategic decision. Things did not go well for me after that.

I mean, it was a powerful move that particular episode. It was a great moment. And then it was a lot of bad. It was like I climbed the tree and then fell down and hit every branch as soon as I reached the top. It was funny at first as you hit the first nine branches, but towards the end, you were just getting like slapped down beneath the ground. And it was kind of sad. My my wife and I were talking this morning and she asked me, we were just discussing different production things, and she asked me if I thought that doing in retrospect now that the 30 turn Mario Party was worth it, the effort that we put into it. And I told her, I think it was maybe the most worth it thing we've done.

Yeah, it was great. Oh, I totally agree. I thought it was fantastic. Yeah, the response was incredible. Yeah, I think the response was great. I think it was a lot of fun at the time, too, where there would just be certain days where you're like, I don't know about this. And other days where you're like, this is the know about this, and other days where you're like, this is the best thing we've ever filmed. I think this might be it. When Nick just kept getting slammed, like on one turn, it was like, this is the funniest thing

I think we've ever done. I think this might be it. Yeah, it was funny. Yeah, whenever it's, I mean, huge amount of work to do, but whenever we're able to release content daily with the audience, I think it's so cool, and it like creates a different feel to do, but whenever we're able to release content daily with the audience, I think it's so cool and it like creates a different feel to it of like everyone is along for this sort of

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something special for you as well. So keep your eyes peeled for that on Saturday, May 10th. Unfortunately, that is my birthday, and I don't love what is coming. I didn't even think about that. That's incredible. I don't know, I do. I don't love it.

Well, let's see. Last year birthday, we all lost our jobs. So is it as bad as that? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's sort of weirdly connected to that though. Yeah, yeah. One year ago at this time, I had health insurance and then no, no, no, no. No. It's sort of weirdly connected to that though. Yeah, yeah. One year ago at this time I had health insurance and then on my birthday that was that quickly

they slashed it and went away. And now, and now still insurance-less and having to have something special come out on May 10th, Saturday, May 10th, my birthday. You won't be insurance-less for much longer. No, no, we're not gonna be be insurance lists. We're almost past that. We're so close. We're so close.

Email today, so close. So close. I do like the idea of you possibly losing your job on the same day. Thanks man, appreciate that. Thank you. Thank you so much. Appreciate that. What if every May 11th we open up the voting and one by one vote if anyone gets

removed from the company. That's a terrible idea. I'm a no. I know who I know who I'm voting for. I mean, surely we've all done decent work this year and we would all vote for everyone to stay. What are you afraid of? It's a terrible practice. All right. Let's see who lives in fear. I'm afraid of the bit. Yeah, no, I don't think it's a terrible practice. Alright let's see who lives in fear. I'm afraid of the bit.

I don't think it's a serious vote. It's a serious business vote and you know the secretary of the president will have to I assume physically sign off on the result. It's not a joke. I don't want to lose my job in a survivor setting. What are you talking about? It's not survivor. You don't have to have your torch.

There's no torch that has to get snuffed. That's not the point. That's the negative. If it helps, this is the scenario that we have created for Good Morning Gus, where after eight, on the eighth episode, we all have to say whether we want to keep doing the show or not.

I think it's brilliant. The end of the first season, we all said yes. The second season is coming soon. And who can say whether or not on the eighth episode we say yes or not? Did Gus play a shot in the dark? Did he have an immunity idol? One and six chance. He hung on to it the whole time. I have a question about church. I've been thinking about churches recently. I I just have never really thought about this. Other people were crucified, right?

It wasn't just Jesus. Yeah, I think he was crucified next to a bunch of other people. Yeah, the crucifixion was a form of like it's like lethal injection. Like, OK, it's the way people died. It's not well, it's not like it was only it wasn't special for Christ. It was the way that people were killed I think it was much less humane deliberately than a little ejection Yeah, it's definitely a special especially crucifixion not typically in a cross form just on a singular post with your hands over your head it's

Estimated just just throwing this out there, because I wanted to get some kind of Googling involved. So just in case we're really offensive and we're not mean to be. It's estimated the Romans crucified between 100 and 150,000 people. Holy shit. Yeah. Chris, Chris, a lot of people. Yeah, it was not all at once, but yeah. No, that would be crazy all at once.

And I think for an extra few, for for some people they would do them upside down Really? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I think yeah, I think there were there are different forms of crucifixion I don't think the cross necessarily is the like be all end all for crucifixion was there another Significant historical figure that also died that way like it's kind of wild that there's only one like famous that I'm aware of crucifixion. I'm looking it up. That get most famous crucified. That's what that's what made me wonder if like if it happened to other people

or if it was like a special form, because I'm not religious in any way. I just never really think about this stuff. But we're streaming. Doesn't Christ have a conversation with someone while they're both crucified? Does he? I thought he did. I might be wrong, but I thought he did. A lot of people, a lot of saints got crucified. Well, that makes sense, I guess.

Yeah. Yeah. Well, like if you're in the realm of people being crucified, if you tell me Jesus was one, saints feel like they'd also be there. I feel like they're kind of related. Yeah. In the same conversation, Jesus had a conversation with criminals that were crucified alongside him. Interesting. Yeah. OK.

I think I'd be a religious guy if there wasn't so much connotation to it. There just seems like too much. It's too much. I just can't do it. It's you have to be. It just it asks so much of you. This is this is now this is how you feel about blueprints, right? Yeah, absolutely. Blueprints and Christianity are so similar to me

where it's just like, this is too much guys. I don't think so. I'm good at both and I don't want to be. I was kind of hoping that he was the only one, because if you follow the narrative, let's just say that like this is the narrative that is presented of he dies on the cross and then comes back. Was there a group of people that were like, this just doesn't work? We got there's something wrong with these crosses. We got like the method was the reason.

Yeah, like they blame the tech like somebody that's just like, I guess we got like it the method was the reason yeah Like they blame the tech like somebody that's just like fuck I guess we got to get rid of all these third these don't work faulty cross this one crucifixion Yeah, it just doesn't take probably not I never thought I never thought about that. That's hilarious Just the premise of yeah, like what you would blame. I think the mechanism ahead of anything else That would be the most reasonable thing. Did I got to say this crucifixion just doesn't kill him enough. This fucking three days later, he's back here. God damn. I just put the cross down.

We got to put up a whole new one. Punches. Pilot was out there fucking stabbing them. Three days later, he's out here. God damn. Well, thank you. I was curious about that. I've been wondering, there's somebody on the stream named like Donkey Jesus or something, somebody was... Crucified Donkey? Crucified Donkey. Yeah, I've been thinking about this since Crucified Donkey was on the stream. The rest of that day I couldn't stop thinking about Crucified Donkey. Like, dude, like people who come into our Twitch stream, phenomenal names.

Funnel names. Schindler's Fist and Crucified Donkey are there without fail. It's phenomenal. Love them both. Oh, I throw back to this podcast, the old old face podcast. I did something. I completed something that was discussed in the past.

I have a real opinion on it now. I watched Minority Report. Oh, what do you think? Oh, isn't it so blue? It's very blue. It's also like, I don't know, seeing Steven Spielberg's recent work and then seeing that is like, wow, this is fun. This is an actually fun movie. It's kind of crazy that he made this. The perception I have of Spielberg in his modern work, at least it's great. He's just running around with a bag of his eyes and he's using them. They

keep showing his eyeballs in a bag. It's great. Yeah. And then he eats the bad sandwich and drinks the bad milk. Yeah. Oh, he's a fun movie. Good movie. Good Tom Cruise movie. I never really understood all of the balls. Why would they use the balls? I think it was, it's just like cinematic. I don't think there's any actual like logical reason. I guess. Yeah. It's not as interesting to just cut to a fax machine. like logical reason, I guess. Yeah, it's not as interesting to just cut to a fax machine.

In my head, you know, it's a dot matrix printer going back and forth. Fellas, fellas. You know, there's like gumball machines where you put the whatever quarter in and then it would go through like all the pipes and like, it's just fun to look at. Like, I feel like somebody had that experience and then was like, but what if it was a murder ball? What if it said a murder on it? That'd be even better.

It's fun. It was a great movie. You guys know how I don't really watch movies anymore, right? Yeah, well you were on a kick of it again. Like you went through it. Briefly, but I got to like three movie reviews and then I had enough of that bit. I,

I, while stuck on the plane to Turkey I decided to watch a movie that I'd kind of always wanted to see and So I watched it and then I found it was the greatest movie ever made and because of that I watched the second one which turns out is even better and the greatest movie ever made and then I watched the third one and That turns out is also the greatest movie ever made and I can't believe I didn't see these three movies Can you guess what movies I'm talking about? Well, he said three, so that removes the cheaper by the dozen franchise. And that's right. It's a trill.

I'm not going to discuss we're discussing a trilogy rush. I was also out. It's got to be a movie that he's wanted to see. So it's older. There's three of them. You never watch these movies until you were on this plane. No, I know of them. I had seen a previous iteration of the brand, but I'd never seen these movies now John wick no, I've seen John wick No, not a trilogy at all kind of bull run

Three of those I've seen I've seen those I don't know if there's two smoky in the bandits I don't think they were that way newer than that we're talking that is one of them a prequel No, okay, that's a great gets out of dumb dumb Jurassic world Okay, now there's no way that he didn't see the dressing I've seen it's not a good world I've seen what is like something on the peripheral may not have mad max no, but that's a good guess But that's not what I'm discussing Is it an action series or calm? Yeah, I would consider to be action. Okay, it's considered to be action There's nothing funny about it

Not okay, it's not gonna be godfather. Oh What's the Clint Eastwood the fucking hairy movies? No, the good, the bad, the ugly. No, I've seen this many times. And I could just give it to you, too. You guys have to guess. OK, guess we're working through it.

Are these like they have to be successful movies because they made three of them. Yes. Was it a series that got progressively less successful were any of these straight the DVD no, okay Wow Huh come on Gavin three of them that you haven't seen I guarantee Andrew's seen them all How many triple X movies are there? It's not triple X, but that's a great. There are three of those. Oh, and you somehow watched one on the Millennium, right?

Even though. All right. I personally give up. Okay. I watched the greatest movies ever made. Did Zell Washington in the equalizer. Give up. OK, I watched the greatest movies ever made. Did so Washington in the equalizer. Oh, yeah. Holy shit. Are those movies fantastic?

I yeah. Well, they're yeah, they're like he's great. He's so good at all. And the like the interactions he has, I think, too, really drops off for me like overall. But his interactions in that movie with the villain are so fucking good. Dude, there's a scene where he's in a parking lot with them and in the guy's house. And oh, man, it's good. It's just like, I mean, you know, story wise, there are moments

that they're there throughout that aren't perfect. But he is dripping so much charisma. And there are all these little little things that they do that just like I've never watched the same scene like six times in a row before. I don't think. And like there's a scene. It's just like the first five minutes of three is insane. But when he gets like unexpectedly shot and he sits down and he picks up the pistol and he looks at it and he does the thing and

And then his face is so emotive and I just had to keep watching it over and over again It's he's so fucking cool and he works at Home Depot It's like what if the old guy who worked at Home Depot was actually a badass and then he is so fucking funny That's what I was about to ask I'm like is equalizer the one where he works it like the home deep, like the fake Home Depot? Yeah, the first one is a Home Depot. The second one is an Uber driver. And then the third one is he's just on vacation and it all

Pedro Pascal in the first one. He's in the second one. Oh, second one. OK. It's his aisle fucked up or whatever. That's cool. I what I really like about the first one, and they kind of move away from this and the third one, it doesn't really warrant it at all, but he gives the people he's about the fuck up and out every time Yeah, like there's always a moment where he's like, I'm gonna give you an out here Will you do the right thing and they never do and then he fucks them up and it's awesome

It's so cool. It's so cool and it progresses in a way I actually prefer the action to that in John Wick. John Wick goes in opposite direction. Now I think they do it in the equalizer because Denzel Washington is an older man as these progress and he's not like, you're not gonna have them do a bunch of physical stuff. Where I kind of get tired in John Wick three

where every single fight he's doing the same hip throw to the guy and then like it's every fight scene is so like extended where Denzel Washington equalizer three, is this a dude with a gun that just kills everybody instantly? Like there's no, he just mows through people, sort of like a force of nature. And I find that so much more effective in terms of conveying a sense of like, Oh, they're fucked. Like there's nothing they can do.

You just described, you just described like the reason that I don't really care for the John Wick movies versus something like the equalizer. Like John Wick is such a movie made by a stunt team. And then the equalizer feels like, how fast can we get this done? And it's like, this rocks. I love that shit.

It is that it was the first John Wick, I feel like is also very much that way of like the club scene. He's just walking through shooting everybody there. It sort of progressively becomes more stunt centric movies. And a lot of people seem to like that. And that's awesome. But I really appreciated Equalizer three, where it's less about like making these bad guys feel like things that he needs to overcome and just I'm going to if I get to you, you're fucking dead.

It's also cool because it shows how cerebral it is because he's counting the seconds it's going to take. Yes. And he's having conversations with the guy like there's a moment in three when kind of what you're talking about, he's he's explaining to them that they're fucked and they don't even know it yet and you're like He's like your guy on your left is an inch and a half too close to me The guy and the right is unfortunately gonna get shot in the shoulder because of that and like he's already working it all out in His head and you can like kind of see his mind work. And then when everything happens, it's like in a short burst It's like yeah, and then it's done. And so it's like everything is just like he's like super fastidious He folds his like napkin a certain way and sets the table up and that's like how he kills people too It's really cool. I've never seen a single one. Oh, they're great. You should watch Yeah, they're great and that like that that that choice thing Andrew's talking about like there's a moment on a train

Where he sits down and talks to a guy who's already fucked he doesn't know yet And he's he's like there's two kinds of pain in the world. There's pain that hurts and there's pain that alters. I let you choose, you know, and that's like, it's fucking just awesome. It's phenomenal. Yeah, it's I think one and three are incredibly strong and two has its moments, too. There are sequences in two that are just like, he's such a fucking bad ass. That's so cool. That's awesome. But they're definitely all we're seeing. And the way they progress is cool.

And also, if you're a fan of like Denzel Washington and kind of like a concept of his career, Dakota Fanning's in the third one. And it's just a really cool arc of Man on Fire to the Equalizer three. That's a trilogy, four K box set. Damn. Be worth. Wow. I'm buying that. It's great. Damn. Be worth it. Wow. I'm buying that. It's great. You will not regret it. You hopped here, it's sort of funny.

You bring that up because because I've been I went on a journey of trying to watch all the Denzel Washington movies and I'm still on that. I think I have like nine or 10 left. But then I realized that I also have seen almost every Tom Cruise movie by accident. So I've been trying to round that out as well. And I think I have eight of those left, even the mummy, even the mummy that one that's on the theater.

That one took like five or six attempts, not his worst movie. Shockingly, oh, it might be his last trailer. What do you think his worst movie is? Yeah, what? Yeah, what do you think it is? What do you think the worst worst movie by far is legend? The one he made with Ridley Scott. I like. Yeah, I was a kid. That's a child.

Like a childhood movie. Yeah, I could totally if you're a kid, I could see liking that. It is one of the movies where it has an opening scroll and I was checked out during the scroll where they were like, unicorns are the bearer of light. They have light in their soul and they'll combat the dark. And I was like, oh, this isn't for me. You've lost it.

Is Legend the one with like the big devil guy? Yes. Yeah. I think it's, is it Tim Curry playing that devil? It is. Yeah. I think it is Tim Curry. It is.

It looks like the dungeon keeper guy. Yeah, like, this is to me, like the best representation of crazy demon devil guy. It looks like the dungeon keeper guy. Yeah, like, yeah, this is to me like the best representation of crazy demon devil guy. It is. It's great prosthetics. Awesome. He set the standard. It's incredible. Set the standard with that rule. Yeah. Yeah. It's the movie's not good.

I don't remember the I don't remember the movie. One way or the other. It's not even it's 80, like four minutes long. So, like, you know, you know, it's stretching. It's not even it's 80, like four minutes long. So, like, you know, you know, it's stretching. It's terrible. A weird pattern I've noticed is Tom's crew's movies that have scrolls in them. Really not great. I haven't finished far and away, but that's another one that opens with a scroll. And I didn't know anything about it.

Like when I watch these movies by these actors specifically, I don't look anything up about them. It's just like I go on blind and it's fun. And that one opens with a scroll of like set in 1892 Ireland and just going, oh, no. So you don't want to read at the beginning of a movie. It's insanely popular. Yeah. Insanely popular film. Beloved film. So do you watch Star Wars and you're just like, no, I don't mind the reading.

I went, oh, no, because it was set in Ireland. And I went, please don't make Tom Cruise be Irish. Yeah, he's just like against them. It's like it's the era of actors having shitty acts. Like, I don't feel like they try to do that anymore with US actors. They're like, oh, Brad Pitt's big. He'll just play this British guy and it'll be great. And then Snatch happens.

Isn't John Lithgow playing Dumbledore right now? Is he? Yeah. Yeah. On the television show. It's a big controversy because they're like, why is this shitty American actor playing, having a British accent? And he's like, I played Winston Churchill. What do you want? Yeah, he did pretty well, too. Oh, yeah. Is Tom Cruise jacked in far and away,

or is this just an image of him being close to Jacked? Like, uh, he looks big. He looks big in that. Yeah. Well, he plays like a farmer from what I can tell. That's like plowing the field. So it makes sense, I guess. But you're plowing more than that. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I can't I don't think either either of the movies that you have an issue with are bad So but like let me say like Leonardo DiCaprio and Tom Cruise are dudes that I just can't think of shitty movies that they participated in there's weird connections to have like I had never seen Rain Man and

Rain Man and Mission Impossible 2 both open with the same song and I just I wonder if that's complete Coincidence because Hans Zimmer did the score for both those movies. Is that a weird connection to Rain Man? I have no idea, but it's just, yeah, it's fun. And the holiday. I would say from what I've seen, wait, who's in the holiday? Hans Zimmer soundtrack. It's cool.

Oh, and then he was just thrown out of fact. I think it wasn't really related to the you associate his films with just absolute banging epic soundtracks. And sometimes it's the holiday. That's great. Weird. I'd say Tom Cruise has five or six bad movies. Like just looking at his IMDb, it's pretty it's pretty strong, man.

Like Days of Thunder isn't like a great movie, but it's fine. It's fine Holy fun. Yeah, cocktail isn't a great The mummy straight up. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm okay with That rock of ages movie he did but that's also like it's it's bad, but like it knows it's bad It's like it's knowingly corny. He's really good in it. I was that scene has or that movie has a monkey in it called Hey Man, who's awesome. It's like a monkey.

He's like Tom Cruise's number one guy and he just fucks things up. And I was watching it and I had the realization this is the fuck. Have you not seen Heyman for Rock Ages? Yeah, he just hangs out. He's his number one guy and he gets him like alcohol. Or if like he's got an enemy, Heyman will fuck up the enemy for Tom Cruise. But I realize while watching it,

it is the most inhumane thing that I unapologetically enjoy. And I just have to accept that about myself. They probably shouldn't have a monkey in a movie doing this. Like this can't be, Heyman's fucking awesome. I might have to watch this movie. Look at his banana. He's not in the plot, but he's fucking great.

This rocks. He's a highly decorated monkey. Yes. Heyman is awesome. This rocks. He's a highly decorated monkey. He is. Hey man is awesome. He is. What is that? Is it a baboon? What kind of monkey is that? I think it is a baboon. Okay. I believe. Crazy. Wow. Yeah.

Anyway. Equalizer's great. I did not know about this. That's awesome. I'm curious about a lot of good movies. It's true. Both true, Two true statements. Hey, I I created a game. Do you guys want to play a little game? I want to play your game. Yeah, I hope it's OK. I was thinking the other day I was going grocery shopping

and I was buying I was going through the cereal aisle and I have like four cereals that I cycled through and I was just kind of lamenting that there aren't more exciting cereals to try, new serials to try. And I got to thinking, when was the last time a new serial dropped? When I was a kid, I felt like cereal was coming out left and right, you know? Like every year there was a new, hot new cereal from some cartoon or something that I wanted to try. And I just don't feel like that's the case anymore. So I started, I looked up some dates and I was just surprised when some cereals launched versus others.

And so I've created a little game where I will throw this out there and you guys can please yourselves. But what it came first, cornflakes or grape nuts? I think great nuts came first. What the hell a great. I'm going to say cornflakes. Well, OK, let's think about this. Let's talk this out a little bit, because cornflakes were made

as a way to like stop people from banging. Is the history of cornflakes. Jerking off. Yeah. I mean, wasn't it wasn't it linked to like circumcision and all that stuff? Was it? I don't know about that history. I just thought it was like the anti sex food. It was like so bland that it would make people bored. Was the idea this food is so boring.

I'll never jerk off. I think that was the idea. That's not where I saw this contest going, but this game going. But this is awesome. It's the brief thing about Syria, like the small amount of history I know relating to it. I still. Great. Now, I don't think I've ever seen a grape nut, but I've seen a cornflake.

I'm looking at great. Does where does the grape come in? There's no grape. Oh, it's always imagine the California raisins promoting the grape nuts for some reason. I don't think that ever happened. They probably probably did raisin bran. Grape nuts. It looks like the crumbs at the bottom of other cereal. Yeah, really. I see. I've never seen a grape nut.

I just googled it. Yeah, I understand. I'm just stating that like everything I've heard grape nuts before. So I've always just had to imagine everything relating to it. My my wife eats grape nuts. So. Yeah, I know. OK, so still the rotation. They're fine. They. I don't know I think I think that that is a

High bar to set for what grape nuts are I don't think they're fine. They're fine. I'm gonna say grape nuts I would take a bed in the morning, but I wouldn't hunt one down You see you say great nuts, Andrew. Yeah, I'm locking in great nuts. I'm going core corn flakes corn flakes for Eric Gavin I'll go cornflakes. Okay, Nick? Cornflakes. Kellogg's Cornflakes launched in 1906 post-grape nuts released in 1897. Wow! Andrew gets a point there. Feels old. Way to go. So they could have been eating Grape Nuts in like Red Dead Redemption.

They probably were yeah You think about you think about that Tom Cruise could be eating grape nuts and far and away. Yeah Well, that's why I brought up grape nuts is cuz see that's the whole thing is he invents grape nuts in That's how he makes his family for That makes it makes sense okay, you want to one two three four five five more rounds if you guys want to go Rice Krispies or raisin bran rice Krispies. I feel like has to be an og cereal really old Rice Krispies feels like they're trying to make something else and they accidentally made rice Krispies Yeah, but I think that they did that later because raisin bran just seems like a thing

that's like here's bran, put some milk on it moron. Like really easy. So cereal wasn't for kids at the beginning. Is that true? Yeah. Yeah. And Rice Krispies are kid focused. Kid shit. I think that maybe that could be a later marketing thing now. Oh, you think the Krispies to be like a count in food? The series based on great nuts, the cereal people aren't fruit people. They're going to need to have to come up with a deal for the raisins.

And that that could take time. You got a raisin supplier. I think years was it one of the first collabs. It may have been based on this. Why you gotta bring that word in this? Were the California raisins ever involved with Raisin Bran? Yes, I believe so. Really?

Oh, that's perfect. That's a collab. I'm gonna guess Raisin Bran. I'm gonna go Rice Krispies once again. I think it's a cereal that they accidentally made trying to do something else Eric and Nick Yeah, I'm going raisin bran as well Andrew you are a fucking savant Rice Krispies released in

1928 raisin bran released in 1942 Wow differences getting that raisin partnership. I'm telling you it's tough All right now the raisin in the... Terrible, this game. This one's gonna be hard. I tried to make like cereals so that they, you know, they feel similar between each other. Life cereal versus Cheerios. Oh, Cheerios have been around forever. The base Cheerio? We're not talking Honey Nut.

We're talking an original base Cheerio, right? What was the other one, Jeff? Life cereal. And you think life would be the one because of the hell is that life it's like he likes it Life cereal yeah was that was the kid Mikey likes it stuff. It has to be Cheerios. Oh, it's like a What's that like it's got a green bird on it right life? Life cereal isn't that the green bird cereal? What? Let me. Isn't that the green bird cereal bird? What?

Let me let me look up. You can't say what? Don't know. Get up. It's going to spoil it, right? No, I'm just going to the box. Life cereal box. The box established 1923. I just thought what bird there I'm telling.

OK, I'm going life cereal box. Can I don't see a bird? There is a oh fuck who is this bird it's a green bird. It's the color of life Life's box Bird life is like color and white blue and red and yellow and green It's all about to can say no. I'm not I know to can Sam I can identify You don't know the life. Oh What's the corn flakes bird? I got the corn flakes bird mixed up with the light bird cuz very similar colors, but yeah

He's a little green rooster. Yeah, that's yeah That's the bird. I was thinking that food. Yeah, it's not a life bird. It's a cornflake bird. I'm gonna say Cheerios I'm also gonna say Cheerios I'll say life. Okay, it was Cheerios 1945 life came out in 1961 1945 yeah, so late for Cheerios. Yeah, I know, right? Cheerios is more recent. Cheerios is a 1700s food.

How did they wait that long to make it? It took them a long time to develop O technology. Wow. All right. This one's going to be a little bit harder, I think. Hopefully. Two of my favorite cereals, by the way. Fruity Pebbles versus Captain Crunch.

That is tough because I feel like they're the same era. Two of my favorite cereals, by the way, Fruity Pebbles versus Captain Crunch. Oh. That is tough, because I feel like they're the same era. I feel like Fruity Pebbles. I've never had either of these. I feel like it's got, I feel like it's Captain Crunch because fruit cereal, fruit is too exotic for early years of cereal. We don't have fruit in stuff.

Fruit at that time was like, eat a grapefruit. It's the sweetest thing you've ever tasted. So I think it's gotta be Captain Crunch. The thing for me bringing this down in my head, I'm thinking about Hanna-Barbera, and I feel like the Flintstones are tied to Fruity Pebbles. But I feel like Captain Crunch feels like some old timey kids like boats type thinking like kids are into captains. There's like Captain Crunch has gone through a lot of

different looks like he looked like fucked up crazy mode at the beginning. Did he come up through the ranks or that he was he captain from the snow? Unfortunately, he's just sort of like he's hit his career progression ceiling and he was a captain and always has been a captain. Sad. He used to know a lot about Captain Crunch, but I don't remember. There's a lot of Captain Crunch war used to know a lot about Captain Crunch. These are questions I had in the past, but whatever the info was, outside of knowing I knew it, I don't remember the specifics. I'm gonna go

I'm gonna go captain crunch. I think I can crunch is older. Yeah Everybody else is so what do you Eric? That sounds like you're a captain crunch. Yeah, definitely Gavin. You've never heard of either I'll go the other one. Okay, fruity pebbles fruity pebbles launched it fruity pebbles Yabba-dabba did it in 1969 Whereas captain crunch first set sail on the serial seas in 1963 Hell yeah, yep this one is gonna be hard. I think. Okay.

Honeycomb versus Golden Grahams. Ooh That is hard. That's a tough one. Golden Grahams the bear one? Yeah. No, I'm getting- That's super golden crisp crisp can't get enough of super golden crisp Yeah, isn't it a bear in a red shirt blue paint. Oh, maybe it is maybe this I'm looking it up Jeff Jeff's just no all the way to be wrong. It's great. No. No, it's just it's yeah It's just this Jeff look like Gavin look at old Captain Crunch look at that guy

Yeah, I Think man, I want to say it's golden grams because the shape of Honeycrisp or whatever is too technologically advanced To be I see the honeycris, Jeff, as well, please. Just so I can. Oh, honeycomb. I don't think I've seen. Yeah, honeycomb. I haven't had either of these cereals. OK. Honeycomb just sounds like Hoffa name.

Honeycomb what? Honeycomb. Honeycomb. I got it. I got it. I got it. It's all right. OK. OK. It's the same one. Honeycomb. I got it. It's already okay. Okay. It's a one honeycomb big real honey, I Think I think it's I think it's golden grams. I think Think the this the look is too impressive of the honeycomb. It is impressive. I do I

Do here's the thing Big real honey flavor. Yeah, because I agree the design of the honeycomb implies to me that it is much more modern. However, the the like flavoring material, it feels like they just coated golden grams and stuff. I'm going to have to go with honeycomb just because it's such a shit name. Yeah, it sounds basic. It sounds like it could have been serial number three or something. Now here's the thing. I hate that you've done this because you've been wrong every time. You've been wrong every time. And that really makes me want to go golden Graham. But my heart is pulling towards honeycomb. I think honeycomb. You're going to come to the wrong side. Were there ever just grams?

Is golden grams a honey nut Cheerio situation where there were just. No, not that I don't think so. I don't think so. Graham Graham came in gold. He started gold. Yeah. Much like Captain Crunch, he was the captain from the start. Grams were always gold. He was just already a captain when he entered the serial business. Right. Big real honey flavor.

All that grams is gold. Yeah. Yeah. Honeycomb, golden graham. I'm going to say honeycomb is older. Golden graham honeycomb. I'm going golden graham's. All right. So, Eric, you said golden graham. What did you say, Andrew?

I went honeycomb. OK, Gavin, you said honeycombhams. All right. So Eric, you said Golden Graham. What did you say, Andrew? I went Honeycomb. OK, Gavin, you said Honeycomb. Nick? Honeycomb. Golden Grahams first released in 1976 versus Honeycomb, which first released in 1965. Wow. Wow.

That's crazy. Good call, Gavin. The thought process there was fantastic to listen to. Damn. That was great. That was a great one. Wow. OK.

This last one, I just do it in as a fun one. These two aren't really related in any way. Count Chocula versus Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Oh, Count Chocula. Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Cinnamon Toast Crunch is still in the naming scheme of like, here's what you're gonna eat. Yeah. Yeah.

Whereas Count Chocula, you're just like, what? Yeah, but it seems so... I'm trying to think of like the oldest look for both of them that I can remember. What? I'm a big fan of some of the variation of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. What did I do? You made me laugh? You're funny.

Do I have to filet you in front of everybody right now? It's just such a delay. I couldn't remember what I said. I'm trying to think of like... I think it's got to be Count Chocula, because I remember some really shitty like 50s, 60s, like, look to him, and Cinnamon Toast Crunch feels very 80s to me. They, and they had, like, different mascots. Also, Count Chocula went away and came back.

Oh, that's true. I don't know if he ever went away. I think Frankenberry and Booberry might have gone away, but I don't know if Count Chocula, I think Frankenberry and Boo-berry might have gone away, but I don't know if count chocolate. I think he's been count stayed I think yeah dropped from about the way maybe oh He was strawberry something wolfy owes Front crud coming mummy. What was the Fruit brute was the what was the other one? Oh, Fruit Brute was the yeah, that was that was the name of the that was the name of the wolf.

I I got to go with Count Chocula. Here you come, mummy. Well, seeing cereal boxes that are just loads of milk on the box, really. Yeah, loads. Yeah. Loads. Brings it all together. Loads and loads. Fucking loads of milk, so yeah Eric is locked in on Count Choculet. Fuckin fruity gummy mummy dude gross. Did you say you were? Count Choculet. Okay, yeah count. So just Gavin and Andrew. I'm still thinking okay, because vampires are older than toast

But is that sure yeah, but not but not by much, not by much. Someone must have lost their house in a fire and they got some bread out. That's how toast was invented. It was a house fire and my house were down, but it smells fabulous. I feel like toast could definitely happen by accident. What on the upside? All of the like side products of bread are just from people leaving it out or accidentally burning their house down like it's all accident.

Well, I think Count Chocula is a 70s thing. So is it prior to a Cinnamon Toast Crunch? Now, when it comes to the Cinnamon Toast Crunch realm, I'm a big fan of the churro variation, a more modern twist on it. It's pretty great. French toast, too. Oh, man. I don't like either of these cereals. When were when did toasters exist?

Toasters have existed since the 1800s, I think, since electricity. Yeah, I feel like if you were much like the high five, if you told me that toasters were made in like the 60s, that wouldn't have necessarily shocked me. But but you could do embers for toast, right? Yeah, you could toast in an oven and you. Yeah, you could burn your house down and get some toast. Yeah. Yeah, you really could have fucking burned your house down with one of these back in the day. Oh, that's what an old toaster looked like.

That's from like 1897. Is that how they killed Christ? Yeah. Plug your toaster, which is open into a lamp. That's brilliant. I want I want one of those. Looks like a Scientology device to like test your Q rating or whatever the fuck. All right, Andrew. I got on toaster TikTok for a while and they're interesting. I'm going to say that Count Chocula is older.

OK. Count Chocula came out in 1971, Cinnamon Toast Crunch released in 1984. Yeah! Wow! You were six for six. Clean sweep. That was phenomenal, man. Incredible. Congratulations. I can't believe this. I'm not a serial guy. You did a tremendous, that was unbelievably impressive.

I'm crediting blueprints. I've been in a real try to solve puzzles, get to the bottom of things recently. Dom is the definite dominant performance run for sure. That was a great game, Jeff. Thank you. Thank you very much. Yeah, no worries. I think I've had a serial revelation during that really in serial a few years ago. And I also was thinking I haven't gleeked in about

two or three years. Oh, gleek, yeah. Like is it, does gleeking go away with age or is it just like the food you eat? I don't know, try it now. What? I've never been able to do it on demand. That was like an accidental thing for you? Yeah.

Can you just gleek? No, not on accident. That's embarrassing. I don't even know what gleeking is. What's gleeking? It's when your your saliva gland just like fires out in a jet. Like if you were a snake trying to inject venom. Like when you go full snake venom mode.

Have you ever done it? No, I don't. I don't think so. You'd be like moving your tongue and then you just go, oh, OK. Yeah. OK. The fucking grossest thing. Oh, it comes out of the bomb from your glee. Cool. Yep. Wait, the goalie is under the tongue. Yes. I've got a film this. Can anyone do it? Can we slow mo this? Absolutely not. I can't do it. I've never been able to do it ever Oh, I can't believe it's from right in the middle. It's like a little

That's pulling my mind. I thought it was like in the back of the throat Bleak hole I Was gonna say something and that has completely emptied my brain. That's I'm in shock. I can't believe that. It does look like a snake. I used to glee way more as a kid. I glee on someone's face once. I felt real bad. What?

Yeah. And the dinner at the like school lunch. There was a facial gleeking by you. Yeah. No wonder you're at the bottom of the pile. I glee. I glee to my friend Ian's glasses. Oh my God.

No wonder he looked up. Oh, I got that Nick Gleeking Yeah, maybe if I get some cereal go and I'll start happening again. Was Ian mad at you? No, he found it really funny good Oh, yeah, well in there you do I feel like it's not glee king. But now that I'm on CPAP if I open my mouth up I feel like I'm a battle cat I feel like I'm hissing Gavin just click I was trying to squash my tongue like she's doing that and it worked! It's working! It clicked! It clicked to my phone!

What? Ian's gonna be so jealous. What? What? Well at least you know you can do it! And that it's not related to cereal! Now I know that it's like a tiny little

tongue urethra. It's blown related to cereal. Now I know that it's like a tiny little tongue urethra. It's blown my mind. That's been there the whole time. Yeah, the whole time. Seriously, just do what she's doing there and just kind of like... I'm just trying. I'm just trying right now. No, I'm going to be. Maybe we'll we'll spend the next week or so practicing and then we could try.

Do Glee, Olympics. Well, it might be everyone getting bronze, but you by the sounds of it. Give it a try. Yeah, Gavin, you want to leak us out of here? Oh, stop. Oh, no, no, I heard that. That was terrible. Disgusting. We need to leave. Oh, my God. Hey, this has been the 52nd episode of the Regulation podcast man

Where does the time go? I'll tell you where it goes. It goes in the dump because we live in the future, which is the present Wait, what? We'll see you next time thanks for supporting us for one whole year, please continue to do so We'll see you on time. Thanks for supporting us for one whole year. Please continue to do so. We'll see you on Sunday at 11 a.m. He didn't let me finish. I was gonna say, because next time is Sunday at 11 a.m. when we stream Mario Party all together for fun for our one year anniversary.

And then at 12 noon, we'll all buy stuff on our store because it comes out at that time and then we'll continue to play Mario Party and enjoy each other's company. And we'll see you then. If I keep this up, I'm going to be the only person buying Idiot Flex. I need to really pull it back next episode. Are we doing that new level you unlocked?

We could. We could do the. Oh, we got to do the Bowser level. Yeah, we want us to do that. 30 turn Bowser. Can't wait. See you on Sunday. Bye.