F**kface - Snow Day Watchalong // Regulation VOD

Episode Date: January 24, 2025

AN EGG got together with the Falcons to watch Snow Day! This was the result of Andrew winning the Summer Movie Auction and everyone is subjected to a Nickelodeon "classic." When a school in upstate New York is snowed in, a group of students hi-jack a plow to keep the school closed. Rent the movie and watchalong in a Regulation fashion. Support us directly at https://www.patreon.com/TheRegulationPod Stay up to date, get exclusive supplemental content, and connect with other Regulation Listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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You think you're going to like the Nickelodeon? The chat agrees with me. The Nickelodeon movie from the year 2000 is going to be. Is this a Nickelodeon movie? It's a Nickelodeon film. But you saw the theaters. I sure did. How's that? Was it theatrically released?

Yeah, Nickelodeon films or something. OK, they had Nickelodeon Films or something? Yeah, it was. Yeah, Nickelodeon Studios was... Like Good Burger? Like Good Burger, at a time in the late 90s and early 2000s, was trying to make films. They were doing movies and I don't know that they banged, but they sure made them. At the time, for me, they sure. Sure made them at the time for me. They sure did.

Rugrats goes to Paris. Classic. That's the movie. Oh, OK. The universally loved and easy to work with. Chevy Chase is in this film. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Uh huh. Uh huh. OK. And Chris Elliott.

So I haven't seen this Chris Elliott's in this film. Yeah. Chris Elliott is the best part. I guarantee you I like this movie. I've never seen this Chris Elliott's in this film. Yeah, Chris. It is the best part. I guarantee you. I like this movie. I've never not liked Chris Elliott. So what I enjoyed. Go ahead, Andrew. You were saying that he's he's just trying to do his job in this. Yes. So I watched this as a child and was like, fuck Chris Elliott.

He sucks. He's the villain. Yeah. And then I saw like 10 minutes of this a few years ago and was, oh, he's just he's just a snowplow driver. Like he's weird, but like he's just doing his job, which is very funny. He's great. I found out that Chris Elliott's daughter was like on SNL. Abby Elliott. Yeah. Abby Elliott. I only just found out that that's her. I didn't know that that was I didn't know that was Chris. Oh, really? Daughter.

I think she also I don't remember it was I remember it was in like the gossip, the trades, but I believe she had a bad time on SNL or it didn't go well or something. I believe that that is true. I think she was only there for like a little while, wasn't she? Yeah, like two seasons. 2008 to 2012. Just funny. I remember the show. What was that, Gavin?

It's just crunch the show, and that that whole sort of having to do that shit every week. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it's for people who are addicted to the crunch and also for a while, cocaine and who want to be the next Adam Sandler and turn into a movie star. Yes, I think that has a lot to do with it. Also, Kyle Mooney's been making a lot of movies. I think that's great. Yeah, Kyle Mooney's great, dude.

Yeah, awesome. I mean, I don't know personally. I think he's funny. He's a San Diego guy, so you gotta love him. Guys, here's the thing. I think it's time for us to begin watching Snow Days. Everyone locked in Snow Day style. I think we're ready.

I am so locked in. All right, cool. I'm gonna dim my screen to make it slightly more cinematic. Oh, that's fun for you. Gonna go all in on Nick. I had the soundtrack to this movie. This was a big movie in my childhood. I loved it. So are we enjoying this like we would a regular piece of content then just to I think everything we just did could be the intro to this and now we can start it. So we just... Okay. Hey, someone in chat do the intro. Nick, count them down. All right, guys, we're going to start the movie in three, two, one, go.

Oh, my God. I got a piece of trivia. According to Dash Cam underscore one, Snow Day was first referenced in F*** face podcast episode 22 Is that right some history said? Wow, I like the old paramount logo Yeah, it's great. It's a different now. It's just a lot fancier a Little bit more HD. Well, that's a lot of snow. Oh This is uh on VHS

There looks that way That's well, it's like younger MTV This is on VHS. It looks that way. That's cool. It's like younger MTV. Wow, there's a lot of logos and stuff. Oh, nevermind. Nerd. Oh my God, put me to sleep. The rebel of life. They say that no two snowflakes are the same.

Is that true or is that just like a thing? I think it's like people say. I think it's true. Yeah, those things that I joke. Snowflakes. Yeah, it's no it's no snowflook. But isn't it like a it's not like a like a fingerprints thing where it's like by the numbers, you have fingerprints that are like someone else, probably. No, I don't think. Why are you used to stuff being the same like if you've ever seen two of the same leaf

Are you used to stuff being the same? Yeah, I feel like I've probably seen two of the same leaf. Yeah, that's no way Yeah, I mean When leaves like there's twin human Whoa, I don't know. Oh, Michigan Are you just guessing or is that true? Oh, no, I'm just saying that I figured Canada because Andrews Canadian And it was cold, but I just realized that's probably not true Looks like the Northeast

Austin Syracuse, oh no. That's like how it is in Austin right now. Did she say hot body? Yeah, you love that. He's walking to the director right now. They made him do this in the movie and he's about to he's about to call someone a slur. He thought this was Christmas vacation too for the first two weeks.

I don't think I've seen him in this era. Oh, really? Like, I feel like I go from Christmas vacation to the more recent stuff. I'm sorry is that Pam Grier? This would be it looked like this would be in the era of like cops and Robbersons and Vegas vacation. Oh man. Oh, yeah That's absolutely Pam Grier. That from freaking that Steven Seagal movie? Is that Bo Duke? It is. That is absolutely Bo Duke. This is insane. What'd you say, Andrew?

Ithaca. Who's Bo Duke? Bo and Luke Duke were the Duke boys. He's one of the Duke boys! From Duke's a Hazard. Pretty sure he's a Duke of Maga now, as I understand it. Is that Dan Castellaneta? No.

No. I think it's a dog. I'm just trying to guess now. Oh. That's Ken Weaver. Oh, I've seen him. Was he in Ozark? He might have been.

I see, like, the lawyer guy in Ozark. Oh, it's Drake or Josh. It's John I don't know which one it is my kid watch that shit a lot. Yeah He's doing his best Jim Carrey right here He's a really chewing the scenery here, bud. This is grounded in reality. Nerves, dude. God, fucking... Was this movie funded by math?

Yeah. Fucking big math Like the math council was like we gotta get cool. How do we do it? Nickelodeon kids movies. It's all the food pyramid. We gotta get back on the top. Yeah.

We're getting blitzed by this milk it does a body good bullshit. Yeah. What I think is interesting is the whole hook of this movie is having a snow day, so you don't have to go to school, but I feel like that doesn't exist anymore with like remote learning. Oh, do you just learn from home if you don't go to school? I feel like they have the infrastructure now to just do that.

I feel like people can pivot on the spot to that. I feel like Nick would know well I guess your kids not quite old enough. I think I would think that once they dismantle that shit it doesn't come back like my kid had we know she was her entire freshman year was work from home and That that school had no desire to go back to that after I would imagine That they would probably just teachers probably want the snow day as badly as the students. They went so hard on doing. You know, online resources and things and utilizing

that as opposed to like physical paper and things of that nature that they were doing midterms this past week and the district lost power. And turns out they weren't able to do the tests because they had no power to run the computers Who is this kid what's he been in Is he somebody as a grown-up he he's been in a lot of stuff But I I don't know what you would necessarily wreck these are real 90s early 2000s looking kid His fucking voice is super familiar to me green room He's a real 90s early 2000s looking kid. His fucking voice is super familiar to me.

Green Room. Ah. He was in Green Room. And, and Scott Pilgrim. Yeah, I mean, you wouldn't know him from that, but that's where I got you from. Probably Green Room is what I would know him from. Yeah.

He's like the friend in Scott Pilgrim. Oh, yeah. Who is named Steven Stills. I forgot that that's what Scott Pilgrim's like. It's just referencing things that you learn about when you're 22. It was slow. It was slow.

You think you're the first person that discovered it. Yeah, and then you read Scott Pilgrim and it gives you all the references on a silver platter and it becomes your favorite thing. It's awesome. Yeah. Dude, look at that hat. I'm going to start looking like this again. Please don't.

I'm going to get a step haircut. I'm going to bleach it. I'm going to get a black leather jacket and a bright yellow car. This rocks. It looks like kind of a bowl cut on the back somehow. But not the front. Back bowl. I could be wrong, but I think he was in Final Destination. He looks like a guy. I don't know if he is. He just looks like a guy who would be in Final Destination.

How many how many Final Destination films are there? It's like six or seven I think there's like a considerable amount. Yeah, I think Nick is way off as well. They said for with such confidence Yeah, he made me completely shift. I thought for loop back to the beginning I realized that there I've only seen the first two and there's like five more or something to watch and they're still going I'm gonna have like a final destination Marathon I think there's six there's like five more or something to watch and they're still going. I'm going to have like a final destination marathon. I think there's six. There's five. They're making that shit together.

Looking at it right now. One, two, three, four, five, six bloodlines. Bloodlines comes out next year. Jeff, we'll go see bloodlines, dude. Dude, I got to watch one through five again real fast, but I'm down for it. Well, let me get an event. It'll be like a regulation movie when I was death in a final destination so I don't know I haven't seen in the tub and Get strangled via wire. I think it's the I

Think it's being on the highway and like the logs come out and everything I feel like everyone feels that all the time when they're driving. Here especially. Yeah. When I was in college, I had a professor who was a producer for Final Destination when it was coming out, the one that came out like 2008 or 2009. And that was interesting.

She would just kind of tell us about like, here's what we're in the middle of. And it's like, how do you have time to teach a class? Tell us how they died again, teacher. Oh my God, Tony Todd is going to be in Final Destination 6 probably. That's crazy. Where did I just see him? Indiana Jones. Oh, he was in Indiana Jones. He's like seven feet tall in Indiana Jones.

It's so weird. Oh, yeah. He's the giant. Oh, yeah. He's the. Oh, it's kicks the shit in smart. She was on 24. She's in that show, Hacks, isn't she? Yeah, you show. Yeah. She's on top of the world.

Yeah, she was in. She was in the movie about the TV show about the ladies. Boy, every mom had this golden ghost. Twenty four. No, the other housewives. Designing women. Yeah. Was she in Designing Women? Yeah, wasn't she? Oh, I don't I don't remember her and Annie Potts and Delta Burke.

Yeah, Gene Smart, Delta Burke, Dixie Carter and Annie Potts. Wow. I just don't like when I think of her, that's just not what I think of her from. That's interesting. What do you think of her from? I don't. She's just a TV actress. I think you'll link, but we're in a different. Like the the mom from the Oblongs. The actress. I'd send you the link, but we're in a different chat. The mom from the oblongs. Like that's when I hear her voice, that's what I hear.

I don't like how close that bread is to the soup. He's keeping an eye on it. Yeah, just. So you're not a, you're not a. You're not a dip your grilled cheese and tomato soup kind of guy are you Gavin? I can if it's in for like a second or less. I'm a quick dipper. Quick dip.

Now do you get, do you find value in that if you quick dip like that? Is it enjoyable? Yeah. Okay. But the way he's just left that one unattended that could slough in at any point. Oh yeah, it's right on the edge. Gotta be careful. What is it that you like about it? Is it the danger that you could take it too far and ruin it? So you got to like thread the needle?

No, I'm not like edging my grilled cheese. It sounds like you might be. It sounds like that's what I've decided you're doing. Make sure my grilled cheese doesn't come. Oh. Wait in! I caught Gavin doing that in his bedroom after his third date with Meg. Putting on his little anklet and listening to the song. That was a hairy foot shot.

Nick's gone crazy. I'm sorry. I was thinking about foreigner. Sure. So long. Foreigners got some baggots. Yeah, dude. Nothing wrong with them, man. Well, head games, hot blooded, cold as ice.

Willing to sacrifice our love. I got nothing, nothing but love for foreigner. That was yesterday. Well head games is hot-blooded cold as ice We'll end to sacrifice I got nothing nothing but love for foreigner that was yesterday. I heard how to deport them The guy in Craven should watch out then I Heard from Eric that that movie's not good Absolutely, right ask Nick The best part about that movie was the pizza I ate during it yep And the margarita that would be the best part of most movies you watch is whatever food you have with it

Yeah, but it's it's exceptionally true when you watch Craven the hunter That's a shame cuz he's a cool character in the comic books. He is. But what if he was like a 30 year old guy with abs? Have you considered that instead of an interesting guy who hunts? I hadn't. The abs had cut off. Yeah.

A little. Dude, I was so soft the whole time. Anyway, 16 years earlier. Do that movies, it sucks. Craven sucks. Jeff, do you lament the time of diner culture? It doesn't feel like we're in a diner culture anymore. I think diner culture ended in 2000.

This was it. It's no place by now. That's too early. I'm sorry. Let me think about that. Maybe 2006. Diner culture started. Yeah, I mean, I was in high school and stuff.

We would go to diner like this is what we would do. Gus and I or whoever Jason Bernie, whoever we would always go after we were drinking downtown or whatever, you would always go to like Starseeds or Magnolia or somewhere to, you know, sop up some sobriety. Yep. Now there's so few, they're like, there's like none. Yeah.

Well, there's hardly any 24 hour diners in Austin anymore. They used to be one in every fucking corner. Uh huh. Is this first generation bucket hat? Yeah, Starseeds is gone. Oh, they closed it? Used to be one every fucking corner. Uh-huh is this a generation bucket hat? Our seeds is gone. Oh, they closed it. I thought they were shutting down for the 35 Oh, dude, they're bulldozing it. They bulldozed the hotel around it star seeds. Yeah, it might be gone by now I drove by yesterday. It was me They're supposed to be moving it. I think but then also I don't believe

If it never came back, I'd be like, oh, yeah, of course. Yeah, I don't think that it never came back, I'd be like, oh yeah, of course. Yeah, I don't think that place is coming back. And if it does, I don't know. You know, it's funny you mentioned 2006 is the year it died because that's the year I got here and started college and was when I started like getting to experience diners like more on my own in like a new place. And you're right after that, like they had the original Kirby Lane by the campus that had like all that old interior that was shitty.

And like, you know, it was hodgepodge stuff. And then like a bunch of this stuff closed. Yeah, but it was a fun piece of shit. It's even like, I mean, I know obviously there are people that are listening to this and think we're ridiculous because they go to diners at night all the time. But I do think that there's something that has changed about it because A,

a lot of those diners stopped being 24 hours a day because they weren to diners at night all the time. But I do think that there's something that has changed about it. Because A, a lot of those diners stopped being 24 hours a day because they weren't full anymore. And then like, even in like 2004, if you would go downtown at 2.30 in the morning, the IHOP right there at Cesar Chavez, there'd be a line out the door. That's not necessarily the case anymore. What do you think the fake snow is?

What do you think they're doing here? Hopefully not asbestos. Wizard of Oz style? It's the beginnings of mesothelioma. We're getting so many shots of this girl with a tongue out. I hate it. Yeah. There's a guy in this that they showed a couple of times. He's wearing like a big floppy hat.

Yeah. Gavin, if I bleach my hair and do it like that other guy, will you just start wearing like a floppy hat for as long as I have the bleached hair? How bleached? He's doing bleaching. Yeah, I mean, I just don't want it to be a bleach that is, that you can get away with every day. I want it to be like a horrific bleach. Oh yeah, you know, I mean, like I think bleached hair at all right now is going to be a horrific bleach.

It's not cool. And I'm almost 40. Yeah, I'll wear the hat next to that. Okay. Okay. Do you think by at this point when the wardrobe of the person put Chevy Chase in that shirt, they already hated him? Absolutely.

That was a decision, right? That was a this motherfucker. All right, fine. What if he was really nice before this movie and this movie changed him? I mean, I know that's not the case, but what if? Yeah, he's just saying more whimsical, warmer whimsical and the prop guy's like, fuck you. And then after that, he had a really bad attitude.

I thought it was a shirt. It's an old timey bathing suit. Oh, oh man. I thought he had a really bad attitude. I thought it was a shirt. It's an old-timey bathing suit. Oh Oh When did they go away Yeah, when did we stop wearing old-timey bathing suits? Cuz I think you bring one back to the store I'm gonna do bleach hair and an old-timey bathing suit Gavin's gonna wear his floppy hat This is great be bestie bacon in the comments said when we got new time II

That tickled me So there's no magic to the snow day. They didn't wish upon a star teddy bear. She wished upon like a snow globe, but like she wanted it. I think it's magic in the same way. The secret is magic. Like she definitely vocalized it into. Get pelted, get pelted, get pelted, get pelted, get pelted.

This, so this whole movie is based around snow. Yeah. It's called Snow Day. What part of Snow Day did you think was like, deceiving? No, I just mean they've used a lot of fake snow so far. Like, couldn't they have just, did they film it somewhere snowy? It does not, I bet they didn't. Right, which is mental for a movie based around snow.

I was going to laugh like that. Never mind. Goldie Hawn went to the premiere of Snow Day. Is it like her kid in it or something? Is Wyatt Russell in this movie? Oh no, that's not Goldie Hawn. It's just somebody that looked like her kid in it or something? It's Wyatt Russell in this movie. Oh, no, that's not Russell. That's not Goldie Hawn It's just somebody that looked like her in a small picture, but that's what's in did Oh Corbin burns in Man the stack of pancakes that Josh just passed out next to you looks so good. I

Know where the movie was filmed. Where was it filmed? Anybody want to take any guesses? California. I'll say upstate. I'll say upstate New York just to keep with where it is. Yeah Gather. I'll agree with Eric LA The 2000 movie Snow Day was filmed in Edmonton and Calgary as well as New York. So, Eric, you get partial credit.

Wow! So, that's real snow? Alberta as well? That's incredible. Damn. This narration is supposed to be like Christmas story-esque, I guess. Yeah, I think so. There he is.

I don't know that I've seen him with a beard, really, before. We should watch Cabin Boy. Oh, god. That's like the most evil looking bird you can have too. What was that? Like a raven? Yeah, like a raven it seemed. Is that what a raven looks like? Dude, ravens are huge. What kind of bird is in Snow Day? I can be asked some snow runners. A lot of people are saying that's a magpie. But they could all see each other.

That's true. Trudy is a white snowbird? That bird was black. It was a pied crow. Pied? Pied crow. Pied crow. Pied crow. It means...

What does pied mean? Bonner. Corvus? I was scared. I don't want to say it because I thought that would be stupid. Okay. What? I mean two or more colors. Oh.

I don't think I've ever heard that term before. Was the pied piper two colors? Yes, it was. That would be so cool. His thing that they don't talk about is he's two colored, but he's in his name. That's nuts. He's like silver and black like the Raiders.

Yeah. Is this kid like an idiot or what's going on? He really likes ice in his shoes. I'm gonna get Jeff that troll doll. Oh my god. She's surely gonna go flying when she puts her foot down. You know what I don't ever see? Trolls when we go to bingo. In the movies or when it's referenced, they're always, or TV shows, people always putting their trolls out for luck.

We go to bingo all the time. I've never actually seen that. And I've seen some rough looking people at bingo. I've never heard of that. Yeah, it's like a good luck thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. I can't believe that garage door opened. That was my dream as a kid to open the garage and it would be filled with snow on the other side.

Never snowed. Would you do dive in? Oh, I would yeah Oh my god Old ass I know I was about to say I don't know if his mom or his dad bought him the thesaurus for Christmas But I wish they would I hope they fucking regret it and as I walked around the city I saw a bunch of phonies. All right You strike me as the kind of person who wasn't a big fan of catcher in the rye Andrew or Eric Oh, I hated it. I reading it in high school. I was just like guys. We cannot keep reading this book. This is miserable I don't think we read that one god

I hated it. I read a freshman year. I hated it so much fucking loved it That doesn't surprise me Yeah, I guess we are who we appear to be yeah Not as not as deep as we assume we are Pretty surface level I'm not buying the snow on the roof of the house next door Clever girl I don't know if this is Edmonton or Calgary, probably Edmonton, I'd assume. Did you live in a house like this?

No. What the fuck? He invented Roughneck. I don't... okay. You should never shout that at kids. No. I think that was my primary problem with him saying it. Million dollars, but. Snowballs, man. The crew had a fun day that day. Just being in the main cast.

I like everything about this movie except for the main character He didn't like Empire Records right right Jeff no I hated that fucking movie I Hated it when it came out in the theater. I hated it when all my friends liked it I hated it when everybody wanted to watch it at a fucking party. I hated it when my first wife liked it I hated it when my second wife likes it if my third wife likes it. I'll fucking hate it again It's from 90 I'm gonna say 95. Is that the Lynn Tyler one? Yes, it is. It's the most insufferable fucking film my wife showed that movie to me It was such a movie that I saw when I was like 10 years old and I went oh my god anything's possible

This movie sucks, I saw it when I was 28 so I had a much one view Arrest the idiot and put him in jail movie over he stole Press the idiot and put him in jail, movie over. He stole the money. Yes, then we are done. He went to Vegas. Then we are done, the end, goodbye, yeah. We don't dig him out of the fucking hole he put Anthony La Paglia in.

Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah. I thought it was so great. There's so many different characters and everyone's like a little stereotype thing and you're just like, this is great. And then you watch it now and you go,

everyone's a fucking stereotype thing, this sucks. And you're like, oh, this is what it must be like to work at a record shop. Well, it's open and there's more than one person. We've been checking the driveways Gavin to see if anyone's dead. You shot. Whoa. Have you been checking the driveways Gavin to see if anyone's dead? Whoa, that's so fucking cool that's cool How'd they get the power line here

Did he looks genuinely ill That's which one it is Josh Peck looks genuinely ill. That's which one it is, Josh Peck. Yeah. Did he have like a studio deal where he just got to be in everything? Dude, yes. He was like... Nickelodeon guy. They just rode that kid for as long as they could.

Crazy. What's he doing now? Didn't he do one grown-up movie? No, he's in like a lot of stuff. He was in the wackness. That's what I was thinking of. The wackness. Yeah, yeah,ness. That's what I was thinking of. He was in the wackness. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I was thinking of.

Yeah. I mean, he's probably just... Did he get real, like, Danschneidered back in the day? Dansch? I don't know what that means. I mean, like, probably, but I don't know if he was in that thing. No, he was in all that so that was a dance I don't think so

Drake did according to chat Rough. Ah, yeah, he was an Oppenheimer He was one Josh Peck. Yeah. Oh What? Explosion. Yeah. Oh, I had something like that as a kid dude periscopes with a shit what I was there so close to them I don't think I ever owned one And they worked the other way too. So cool Did you uh, did you get to use one in the army?

No, I was in the army. Not the Navy. Yeah He had to dig a foxhole, yeah How how big can a periscope be? If if I wanted to see something, my drill sergeant would just say, open your eyes, jackass. And that's right. He would he would use jackass. No, that is a direct quote.

I mean, he would use other words that I can't say on the podcast, but in this instance, Jack, this is a direct quote. Open your eyes, Jackass. Do you think that was a snow donut or a snow bagel? Great question. That's a great question. Snow always looked real nice until traffic had gone through it, you know? Oh yeah, it looked so gross after that.

Oh! I don't know. I don't know at all. Chad says Josh Peck is cute as fuck now. Oh really? Good to know. Hell yeah! I think he's like the main love interest in how I met your father with Hilary Duff.

I don't know what that is. I forgot about that show. Everyone did. Is it related in any way? Oh, I have no idea. I didn't watch it, I just know about it. I watched like the first episode and I was like, this is some shit.

I feel like it's on Hulu and I don't have Hulu. I only have Hulu because it's part of the Disney ESPN Plus package. All right, 5754 at the half. You think it's Bud's dead? It's going to fly out. It's got to fly out right there. Should have flown out the top and started attacking the kids. Jeff, who who they playing?

Bulls I Mean, I don't know what you're talking about Spurs are playing the Hawks. I mean Are they in Atlanta? He had his Josh pecker out He had his Josh Pecker out. Yeah. Yeah, stay on the porch! This guy's not just doing his job.

Okay, well listen, I saw five minutes of it. He's looking at a kid's ass while he's chasing him. To be fair, to this point, all he's done is plow roads. Yeah This is well bird. I love his evil bird. They built a car tunnel system today, right? Yeah. Yep. Yeah, okay They're skilled You know a kid would give up ten seconds into the head nice fart fill up a balloon Nice fart.

Fill up a balloon. Oh no, not the CRT! Mom's gonna be pissed. How's the bird? Yeah, it's evil! I will say I guess from his perspective he just murdered three kids and it's pretty okay about it. He's fine with it. He just murdered three kids and it's pretty OK about it. He's fine with it. Why did they build in the road? Yes, good question. Is that chilly?

It's chilly from TLC, is it? Yes. Isn't she dead? No, that's left. No, that's Lisa. Left. I love her. She was in like a bunch of movies, isn't she dead? No, that's Lisa. That's Lisa. Remember she was in like a bunch of movies. Isn't she in like, I know she was in Scream or some stuff. She's in like stuff.

She, I think maybe Scream 3. There were like probably like half a decade where it's like she's going to be an actor now. Well, it was her and Kelly Rowland was doing the same stuff around the same time. Like she was in Freddy vs. Jason, I think Yep Oh my god, my son talks just like this Does he slam his head into the wall in a lunchbox?

I fucking hope not. Hand him a lunchbox. Let's find out He'll be like, what's this smash smash smash? It's one of the movies she's known for. What is Snow Day? Who? Chili? Yeah. Oh, bummer. It's high. What's the third one in TLC? T-Bone, T-Bone, T-Bose, T-Bose, T-Bose, T-Bose,

T-Bose, Left Eye and Chili. Their names made up up TLC. Yeah Crazy what? That's really that's what TLC was yeah. Yeah Wow Are you learning some that for the first time right now? Yeah, I am oh I I thought that was like very common knowledge Maybe we're just a little older.

I mean I had I had crazy sexy cool on cassette. So yeah, definitely. Did they have a logo? I, I imagine it would be a TNNL within a C, but I don't remember. I wonder if we could do an Anec one in the style of the TLC logo. Oh, that's cool. Mm-hmm not real okay, so there is one that I sort of remember where it is just I Guess I could put it in so I can put it in this I guess if you search for TLC logo you get the TLC TV show

Yeah, I just put it in chat. That is that's what I mostly remember is the TLC with the the boxes around it. I Don't know why we would want to do that, but we could yeah, it's real ugly The principal reminds me of the dad from Modern Family. Mm-hmm Is it was is a chin? Yeah, Mm. Is it the chin? Yeah, I think it's the chin and the dark hair, I think. Is that a lot? Is it Dushku? No. No. No.

It looks like a Sloan from Entourage. It is Sloan from Entourage and there are so many people brushing their teeth in this movie. Huh. That's weird. Yeah, a lot of people. What? But what about the beginning where he goes, oh yeah! Huh, that's weird. Yeah, a lot of people ever. I've never seen an opera. What? But what about the beginning where he goes, oh yeah?

No, I don't know what that is. What's he your superhero? A man well, Cherokee. Is that her? Is that the actress's name? Yeah, Sloane. Just trying to see if I've seen it in anything else. Oh. Holy shit, she's got a lot of stuff.

Working actress, baby. Oh, she was in the doorhouse of pain, Eric, when you bleach your hair. Well, God damn right. And then Gavin puts on his floppy hat, that's awesome. Claire bear. Hats really hurt my hair. I hate wearing them. No, this one's floppy, so maybe it's okay. Dude, she was in Call of Duty Black Ops.

Cool! Yeah, she played a voice. That's cool. She strikes me as an actress who would be in 200 cigarettes, but probably isn't in 200 cigarettes. You know what I mean? Like, I don't think like the age works for like when that movie came out, but I think I'm close. Fuck that. Oh, that guy with the tri-bar pants.

That's been me. Oh yeah. This guy sucks. He's awesome. I'm gonna dress like this. I'm gonna buy that shirt and that vest. This is awesome. This is when I was in like eighth grade, that is that was how everyone looked on TV. This is really is like a time machine here.

This is a Nickelodeon movie, huh? I was about to say the same thing. You know, somebody in the chat says she's 25. Oh, it's still a Nickelodeon movie, right? 200 cigarettes. It seems a little. What? Risqué for Nickelodeon. Uh-huh. Hello. Hello. cigarettes. It seems a little. Risky for Nickelodeon. Hello. Hello.

Well, Chevy Chase is in it, so, you know, yeah. Could go anywhere from here. Awesome. Where have we seen Chevy Chase go down a Christmas Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Is this Smash Mouth? Yeah. Sure is. Oh, you had this soundtrack, right? Mm-hmm. At this time, so this came out in 2000, so this is off of their hit album Astro Lounge, which is off their hit album, which is the sequel, the follow up to the follow, the hit album, Fush You Mang.

Big Smash Mouth head, baby. Well, this is a ballsy move. Ball clothes on. That dude's dead, right? Is he? The guy from Smash Mouth? Yeah, didn't he just die? Yeah, the lead singer's dead. Yeah. Oh, bummer.

Oh, he did. Everyone like threw bread at him and then he died or whatever, right? They threw bread at him? Yeah. Yeah, it was a little while ago. Yep. And then they, a little while ago. Yep. And then they hit something awful.com told me to eat the eggs. I forgot. Smash Mouth eat the eggs was the best.

I made this a vice article. I'm going to post a link to it. It's titled. What? Oh man, isn't it? The link goes to a different thing that says in the club, whatever it's I made the Smash Mouth guy eat a shit ton of eggs. That's so cool. Uh oh. Oh no. I'll kill you. That's what that dude looks like. The premise that you give a fuck who was at the storm first as a weather guy.

I just want you to tell me what it's going to do. But like that that's a like trope in things where people are like mad at the weather guy or the weather guy needs to be the most accurate or whatever. So a very easy thing for like a sixth grader to understand. Wasn't that like a, didn't that, wasn't that the Weatherman plot with Nick Cage? He was like a single dad. Yeah. And then he, he kept trying to give a speech about how his dad reminds him of Bob Seger's Like a Rock. I think it's a movie. That's pretty good. You mean the Chevy car commercial in Texas? You mean the Chevy car commercial in Texas?

This this movie from the year 2000 has all the hits of 1998 yes Do you think one of those is as fun as a Jesky? Uhh, yes. Uhh, I've done both. Oh really? I hurt myself pretty badly on a snowmobile. What? Yeah. What?

Water's softer than snow. What are they doing? Uhh. What water softer than snow? What are they doing? Dude I had I was going like 45 on a snowmobile Just through the woods and I hit a fucking little jump and went airborne And the thing when it hit the ground it like dug in and like fucking ripped my leg out from under me I had to go the emergency room. It was a whole thing. Holy shit Just just breathe. Oh, yeah me. I never knew about that. That's crazy, dude

It was a lot of fun until that moment. Yeah, Chris. I it's like didn't I kill this kid do it again Too if it's true Whether they never panned down to the mound of bird shit right below. Is that true? Snowmobile killed Ken Block? Yeah, I think so. Oh, fuck. This dude believes in the double tap method. Are they gonna steal this guy's bird?

Oh I remember this scene. Do you really? Yeah. This kid just farts like crazy. Another kid trope. Oh, that's weird. gonna dip it in the ketchup those fries have to be so cold oh they look so floppily

just doing his job I gotta be honest he seems like the kind of guy that would eat cold fries. Yeah. Now, does he know what's ketchup with the character? I mean, after the first bite, yeah, but... Well, he stepped on it and he farted, so he knows it's... That bird could rip her eyes out. I'd be afraid of the bird too, it's a scary ass bird.

What is going on? What is happening? He's making like a chess poutine. No, not the bird. Yeah, you're doing your job. You suck. Fuck you. We've stolen your only friend.

Oh no. I have a hostage. Is he still laying there like a dipshit? What a moron. He's an idiot. What a buffoon. Oh my God. What a buffoon My god the fart knocked him over I Was about to compare that sequence to the to the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, but never mind Josh Peck is his new bird. That's funny Your name is Trudy now Josh Peck is his new bird. That's funny, Beastie Baker.

Your name's Trudy now. Just shitting in the truck cap. Is that Iggy Pop? What the fuck? Absolutely Iggy Pop. Wow. What? This movie has everything. Gavin, you and I went ice skating together not too long ago. Yeah, it was pretty romantic. Did you see Iggy Pop though? No.

We did see somebody get carted off covered in blood. That's true. That was not right before we went on as well. Yeah, they had to have a break to clean the blood off. What other he's in, he's in the adventures of Pete and Pete. He's in this. Oh, what else is he like? Why is he in a bunch of Nickelodeon stuff? It's a good question. Jesus.

Oh, god. I don't think so. What is that his favorite animal? Why is he wearing? This is like the worst sweater with like his little neck brace. Uh, rocks. Ugh. Ugh. Ooh. Ooh. Wow, three years?

Come on, man. Amateur hour. It was... We're just watching the movie. I was invested. Yeah, like something's actually happening. We're just watching the movie. You pulled us in. Yep.

I was thinking about gum flavors. His hair just completely shifted between those scenes. I like winter green. Watching the movie. And you pulled us in. Yep. I was thinking about gum flavors. What's your favorite flavor of gum, Nick? His hair just completely shifted between those scenes. I like wintergreen. Say that again, please. I like wintergreen. That is like the most boring flavor of gum ever.

No. Or peppermint. I mean, I don't mean to, oh my God. Just fucking all the bottom of the barrels. Just naming mild flavors. Yeah. As opposed to what? I like Hubba Bubba's strawberry watermelon.

Yeah, but all that stuff runs out of flavor too fast. Given it had it had flavor for a little while. Yeah, for 10 seconds, man. But what if you had little like gum top ups where you could pour some flavor on and put it back in? Oh, reflave. If you're talking reflave, I'm in. Oh, he's going to touch the toilet seat. Jesus. He's a lefty. Oh, that's awesome. Say, dude, Dude. It is his butt.

Coffee and cigarettes came out after this. Didn't it really? Yeah. Coffee and cigarettes didn't come out until like 2004? I guess so. 2002? 2003? Something like that? Yeah, I guess so. I thought you meant the drink and the smoke. Nope. Those came out way before. Yes.

Talking to Nick on the Michael Jordan podcast about what he misses about smoking and it was just having a cup of coffee with a cigarette standing at the door of the back porch. It was like, oh my God, this is like the realest thing I've ever heard. Oh, so real. I'm just a cold morning Ben Affleck picture. Yeah, it's that but like less sad. It's him but 20 years younger. Mm-hmm. What's no money? What's everybody's favorite Jim Jarmusch film? Jim I mean a coffee and cigarettes

It's a good one I Thought I'd go with the... It's definitely not the dead don't die or whatever. I was gonna say, didn't he do a zombie one reason? He did. Yeah. It's not like it sucked, but it's not very good. Broken flowers?

Is that him? What's that? Broken flowers? Maybe? I know he made Ghost Dog. Yeah, that's my favorite Ghost Dog way of the samurai. A lot of people like Dead Man, but I'm a Ghost Dog guy. Yep.

He's his little arm back there. Pleh. back there. Play. Damn it. You think, I don't know if they were single at the time, but do you think there's any chance that Chris Elliott and Gene Smart hooked up on the set? Yeah, hell yeah. That's awesome. I like thinking about that.

That's cool. There goes Andrew again. That guy was really afraid of the blue kid. I would be alarmed by the blue kid. I would be alarmed by the blue kid. In his position. Is he gonna answer the phone? This is insane. What kind of turd? Go back to the thing we were all watching

and sort of invested in. The love story? Yeah, like for some reason that was like at least gripping to us. This is just absurd. Does he have leather mittens on? He does. That's awesome.

Oh no, the evil bird! So he decides on the snow day by not plowing? He's too efficient. Yeah. Oh, he's Mr. Plow. That's his name. That name again is Mr. Plow. That's funny, Nick.

It was! Okay. This is totally laughing, but I appreciated it. This is the guy who was wearing the floppy hat, but now he's just doing French fry stuff. Is he doing some like close encounters shit? I thought I thought he was going to, but he's just being a dipshit. Oh, OK. Is he the one you said looks like he was in something Empire Records? I think everyone just sort of has that look, but yes.

Does this hat say dub or club? Oh, I don't know That fucking bird. Crazy. Tied to his arm. Fuck. That poor fucking bird. The bird's like, I hate the cold. I hate the cold. I hate the cold. Oh Jeff, you posted a dub hat? I found a dub hat. Nice.

Oh shit. It's like Jaws, but with a truck. And that is a pied bird. Oh my god. Holy shit. Is this? Oh, oh. Okay, holy shit. Look at his single looking ass strapped to the front. The fucking B story in this movie is so much better than the A story. He's like crucified into the front of the ketchup stains. Who's that girl? She's in a lot of 90s stuff. I think.

Fucking mean girl. That's who it is. Yeah. Oh, she looked like Fern Brady. You know, I feel like diner culture is kind of over at this point. You remember diner culture? Go sit in a diner and hang out as like this like a social event? Drink a malted? What happened to that? What happened to it? Is counter cafe still around?

Yes. Counter cafe sucks. Yeah, fuck you. It didn't use to. No, no, no. That's the rage of disappointment. Because Nick, I used to be a big counter cafe fan. I fucking loved counter cafe. I thought it was the best. And it's just, I just feel like it's gone downhill. Oh, that sucks.

And also, speaking of disappointing, I had a paperboy the other day for the first time. Told you, fucking, did I talk to you about that place? Oh my God, you did and you were 100% right. Overpriced, under-seasoned, bland, boring boring uninspired. Yep, so not worth it It is it's a place where like my cousin wants to move here and she has her list of cool Instagram spots And she ate there and really liked it and I went oh, yeah, that's what that's who this is for. It is beautiful Yeah, it looks great. It just tastes like nothing. What's it called?

Boy, it's next to it's? What is it? Paperboy. It's next to, it's like a block over from Nickel City. Oh. I just park over by Nickel City and go over there. It's like one of the hot breakfast and brunch spots. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, do you love waiting 45 minutes to eat some pancakes?

Come to Paperboy. You know if Magnolia Cafe is still any good? Uh, I went there with Ray not too long ago. It was pretty good. Yeah, I always thought it was better than Kirby Lane. I There this they're like pretty similar to me. I'd say they're close. There's something about manually. I really like I feel like Kirby Lane is stickier than Magnolia Like the the tables and the tables and the chairs and like all the Chairs yeah, Nick. I'm telling you man. You got it Austin diner on The tables and stuff the tables and the chairs and like all the it is a pretty sticky shakers

Nick I'm telling you man. You got it Austin diner on Burnett in North Loop. That's oh, I oh that place is good. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, that's the diner for me That's the spot should we go to a diner after this movie? Yeah, yeah bird forgot it could fly Gonna get in the way of our GTA Let's Play. Yeah, I mean if you want to prioritize a diner over content, sure man, I guess. What if we shot content at the diner? What if we play GTA The Diner? What if we went to a diner in GTA?

That's the easiest method. We can go to the Cluckin' Bell in GTA. Oh, that's the easiest method. We can go to the Kluk and Bell in GTA four. Oh, dude, we went to. They opened a Nando's. Yeah, have you been for a cheeky Nando's in Mula? Yeah, we, we had a cheeky, we had a bit of a cheeky Nando's the other day. Right across from the B.D. Riley's. I loved it, it was fantastic. Did you get the hottest sauce?

We used the hottest sauce, but I didn't get my chicken covered in it. I got the regular hot. Everybody in England thinks that sauce is so hot, and then you try it and you're like, are you fucking kidding me? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's good though, it tastes good.

It is very good, I like it. Oh, it's delicious, it's just not hot. Yep. You dug a whale trench. And then any of that heat too is not a lingering heat, which is nice. Yes, just flavorful Shit but the but the charm That's from my dad, uh-oh he died hunting whales

His name was a half Or he's a creepy stalker. Oh no, it's these guys. Kick his ass inside the whale. How much is this? Yeah, hit him with a shovel. Mosquito. Okay.

What about now? You want to be about now? You wanna be me now? Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha, who are these fuckin'? The henchmen are just fuckin' off. Yeah, all right, our friend's talking to his girl. Fuck you. Start pushing each other around.

Yeah My dad had to do dental work on Shamu once really oh my god Why are we just hearing about this now if you never brought that we've known you for a long time We even had a conversation about how King Kong had dental work in that new movie. Are you an idiot Nick? What do we have that conversation that may have been prior to our regulation podcast oh That was like a month ago Oh, well, then never mind. What did you tell us? Oh, so I'm from San Antonio and in San Antonio. We have a SeaWorld and My dad was an endodontist

He was in the military and so they were like we One of the whales has an issue with it's like one of its, I guess, I don't even know which tooth it was. It was towards the back. And my dad said that they were trying to find a way to hold the mouth open. So they had to use like multiple two by force. Oh, wow. And then they had to use some some giant x ray machine. And he just did a little bit of work on it, I guess, to help pull a tooth. What was it sedated? Yeah, it was sedated. Was it in the water or out? Like, was it? How does it?

It was, you know, like how they come up on that little ledge that has the water on it. Yeah, yeah. I hate to inform you, but your dad's a secret agent. And that's his cover story. Oh, no. Do you think your dad's been to Middle Earth like they went to in Kong versus Godzilla? I'd like to believe if you wrote Shamu there middle earth Dad made him eat inside subway when they got subway. Yeah

well Stories are a wide range between really cool and also hey we ate at a subway on Sunday. You sit down in a subway That's a little go to one that tables. Wait, what? You've never been to one with tables? No. Yeah, they exist. Wow. Nick would know you had to eat inside. Yeah. He looks like a budget snowman from Rudolph, the cartoon.

Yeah, it does. Jack Frost or whatever. I'm not sure if you can hear me. I'm not sure if you can hear me. I'm not sure if you can hear me. I'm not sure if you can hear me. I'm not sure if you can hear me. I'm not sure if you can hear me. I'm not sure if you can hear me. I'm not sure if you can hear me. I'm not sure if you can hear me.

I'm not sure if you can hear me. I'm not sure if you can hear me. I'm not sure if you can hear me. I'm not sure if you can hear me. I'm not sure if you can hear me. cut at this point. This is just he's not acting. It's good that they didn't cut away from any of this. They just put this on TV. That was a funny shot. Oh, it's coming down. Get him. Oh. Why would the camera pan back around.

What? Pam's pissed. Their ratings are going to be through the roof now. Yep. Now we got the same webcam. Is that the one you use with your grandfather? This is a brick. Look at the size of it. The picture looks really nice though. I'm a terrible parent. This is me and Albert fucking constantly.

I was uh, I just needed to record and edit two episodes of Saw Right yesterday and because of Albert it took me almost seven hours. I just like every fucking ten minutes Disarmed Fight me. Andrew, you gotta relax. Oh, listen, when I'm throwing bullets. Get her in the face. Kill shot. A little bit higher. And now she's gonna have fun. That's crazy. I'm gonna go with the blue. I'm gonna go with the blue.

I'm gonna go with the blue. I'm gonna go with the blue. I'm gonna go with the blue. I'm gonna go with the blue. I'm gonna go with the blue. I'm gonna go with the blue. I'm gonna go with the blue. I'm gonna go with the blue.

I'm gonna go with the blue. I'm gonna go with the blue. I'm gonna go with the blue. I'm gonna go with the blue. I'm gonna go with the blue. I'm gonna go with the blue. I'm gonna go with the blue. I'm gonna go with the blue. I'm gonna go with the blue. I'm gonna go with the blue. I'm gonna go with the face. Kill shot. Hahaha. Shit. Little bit higher. And now she's gonna have fun.

That's crazy. Because of the little ass. She's putting the gloves on. I would like to see behind the scenes footage of where this kid's throws were really landing. Yeah, right? Yeah. Oh, right, his head. Wow, he ran where she was going. Pile driver.

She doesn't care about the call with Beijing. Dude, the Broncos are stomping the Chargers. This rocks. What a day. We got to watch snow day. Chargers are losing. I'm having a great time. Are those from a real thing? Does anyone recognize those action figures as being from anything?

Yeah, Meltar. Chat, do you know? Meltar. Melta. Gorgonites. They're small soldiers. It's gonna etch a grilled cheese sandwich? Evil. It's like a cross between kin and lion-o.

I was thinking Ryu. I like the polar bear guy with the tiniest fucking head you've ever seen. Melta? What was the Nickelodeon show with the moving action figures? Do you remember what I'm talking about? Action League Now. Yeah, that's it. They were using their finest Action League Now.

Meltman and Stinky D diver and all that stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This guy's got like a wanking hand. Hell yeah. That's my kind of guy, dude. I bet this took longer than shooting the whole rest of the movie. No shit. This was a lot of budget, unfortunately. There's little things that pop up in movies like this where people say death or die or

whatever and then suddenly your three, four-year-old kid is like, you're going to die. What the fuck? I've never experienced that one, buddy. You know, like when they turn slowly and look at you and they say you're gonna die and their eyes turn red and then like everything in the house starts shaking. You know like when you walk into your kids room and he's writing on the wall with a red crayon red arm over and over again. And he's like upside down on the ceiling.

Bat style. Yeah. upside down on the ceiling, bat style. Yeah, toddlers. Nick, do you ever get weirded out that your kid could could be alive in the year 2100? Oh, fuck. Yeah. Do you ever get weirded out by that weird you out to you, Nick? Is it weird you out that your kid might live a long and full life? Yes. Ever like fuck you up. I mean the year fucks me up, but him living a long life would be ideal me thinks

Yeah Me me thanks me. Thanks me hopes you better put that fucking thesaurus down Don't don't start don't let Snow Day rub off on you, Nick. All right. Okay. I think GTA 6 will be out in the 2100. Oh, this is like Euro trip, but Nickelodeon. Everyone in this looks like they would be in Euro trip. Yeah.

See, I thought they were going to knock this. The hesitation was weird. Yeah, she really had to. And he did nothing. She looks like she knows how to snowboard. She does? Like not based on her outfit, just like her hair and like look.

Yeah. Everything about her says I know how to snowboard. I think he knows how to drink hot chocolate back at the end. Oh! He's tripping. Couldn't do a take two on that one, huh? We call this movie One and Done, Baby. Couldn't do a take two on that one, huh? We call this movie One and Done, baby.

Is this 98 degrees? I believe so. Is that the round rock? No, honestly, too round. Chet, Chet! Gavin loves this guy. I think I hate this guy. So does Chevy Chase. So does Boss Hogg.

Them Duke boys are at it again. Isn't he like real weird? Sherpa, Skull, Pickle, Train. Isn't he like a weird right wing guy now? Yeah, that's why I said he's Dixie Maga earlier. Yeah, yeah Yeah, he's got a lot of opinions. Yeah, I Just I remember this is gonna sound crazy, but the thing that I remember him most for is he was the dad on Smallville Yes, he was

That yeah, he was Superman's dad. Yeah, holy shit. Yeah, I'd never made that connection Yeah, wow that guy on dad. Yeah. Holy shit. I never made that connection. That's what I know him from. Yeah. Wow. Oh, that guy on the right looks like James Bay. He did kind of. Making their way the only way they know how. That's just a little bit more than the law would allow.

Do you think Chevy Chase liked this guy? I don't think anybody likes anyone. Yeah, I was going to ask, do you guys think Chevy Chase ever has ever made a friend on set? No, not. I think he's weirded out when he likes someone. Yes. Oh, 100 percent. He doesn't quite have to do. He kind of like takes a step back and he looks in a mirror

and he goes, what's this feeling? What happened to me? And then the camera pans back and he looks in a mirror and he goes, what's this feeling? What happened to me? And then the camera pans back and up into the sky slowly as Night 2000's music plays. Yeah, yeah, yeah, everyone in the crowd, yeah, tell us. Yeah, what's snow? Yeah. Yeah. Everyone in the crowd. Yeah. Tell us. Yeah. What snow. Oh, boy. Can't say that. Uh. One of the 11 words you can't say anymore. Used to be seven.

Good old Canada. Yup. 51st date. I thought you said 51st dates. That's a different thing. Yeah. Oh. I thought you said 51st dates. That's a different thing. Yeah. Oh, why'd everyone? Why is this on the news?

I just want to know if it's supposed to be sunny tomorrow. At home. What the fuck is going on? Why is this such a weird news? What happened to that kid who professed his love earlier? Why aren't they talking about the robbery at the grocery store for Christ's sake? Oh, I read, did you see the fun fact on snow day

where there was a robbery? What? You didn't see that? All right, hang on, let me get back to it. I was looking at, I just pulled up the IMDb. A trivia, a real bank heist took place near the filming location and the film and the felons drove right past the production assistant who immediately alerted everyone

on set. The felons were surprised to see what they were driving through was a film set shortly before driving head log into and becoming hopelessly stuck in a fake snow drift. No. That's awesome. This movie caught bank robbers? Yep. Is he going to go kiss the other girl now too? Hell yeah.

This guy's crazy. Hell yeah. He just looked in the mirror and he said, you can't have it all. kiss the other girl now too? Hell yeah. This guy's crazy. Hell yeah. He just looked in the mirror and he said, you can't have it all. Well done. Yeah, get, yeah. Whoa.

Don't do it, you already- Kissed a girl. Oh He's a good girl Getting some in this movie Your penthouse forum. I think his dick didn't respond in the same way this time and he realizes. It's the other the snowboarder he likes Dear penthouse forum anything can happen on a snow day. There I was in the middle of an epic snow fight. A pied crow flew off in the distance. Some kid was strapped to a snow plow. This farting child ran by me.

Push her off. Push her into the pool. Just be gone? What's the one on the side doing? Is that to like swing down? I? guess You know we should do what? How is this gonna lead to content go ahead oh my god that He's taking the wheel you're gonna love this idea

the five of us together should write a sequel to Snow Day. Our own God. Oh, that's crazy. Why not? Honestly, why not? Why not? We just got to outline it and then we'll just we'll just fucking bang it out like

you banged out Celestial Gorbosis. Forty two year old Josh Peck returns to the town. I think they remade this movie. They did. Yeah. Why are you fucking serious in? 2022 and you're in Hang on is that we get out Rob Hubel's in it. We kind of watch the remake and see how it compares. We got don't nothing don't think we do. I think we do. I think the bird is CG. It's probably a dog. Jesus. Uh oh. Yeah, man, talk your shit.

Yeah, man, talk your shit. Yeah, man, talk your shit. Yeah, man, talk your shit. Yeah, man, talk your shit. Yeah, man, talk your shit. Yeah, man, talk your shit. Yeah, man, talk your shit. Yeah, man, talk your shit.

Yeah, man, talk your shit. Yeah, man, talk your shit. Yeah, man, talk your shit. Holy shit. Okay. No way. There's a little bit of magic in this movie. Children rise. Oh shit.

Rohirrim. The thing I'll say about this movie that I really like is that it's about 90 minutes long. Yes. And I think that's, I really like is that it's about 90 minutes long. Yes. And I think that's, I don't mean that as like making fun of it. I mean that as like a very positive thing for a movie like this. Yeah, it knows what it is. Yep.

It does not overstay. It's not trying to do too much. It's giving you goofy storylines. It's like all these things sort of converge. This is great. This is what we are missing from movies now. You are 100% correct. Like in the pitch of this film,

the first thing they say is, all right, it's 90 minutes, it's a kids movie, it's about a snow day. You gotta leave with 90 minutes. Absolutely. Do you think this is all of Canada's hockey sticks? Yeah, they're gonna beat the shit out of him and his bird with hockey sticks.

Yeah. You know how there's more guns in America than people? Are there more hockey sticks in Canada than people? Yeah, absolutely. All right. They're going to break his truck, his livelihood. Children playing. Those children of the Canadian government.

He is the postal workers. Trudeau and his gang. Back to work. You've broken them. Back to work. You're going to see him at school? What? Yeah, that's weird. Does he work at the school?

Trudy does. No, he just likes to hang out there, I think. You can do that? You can de-plow. Yeah. From suck to blow. I didn't know that was the lyric. I was on my darling, Clementine.

Me too. Yeah. We're stealing a car. Yep. It's gonna be a what? A real hoo-ha. The kids braces. Return them to the children. So if they drive in reverse, they put all the snow back? Oh, like Ferris Bueller.

Yeah. Where's Trudy? What if Trudy ate him overnight? Picks his eyes out. Yeah, just pecked at him. I'm just imagining like the end of the shining cuts to him the next morning. Hi. Oh, bye. That dude has does have a right to be upset.

He did steal his entire snow. No shit. His dad's gonna be pissed. Was he gonna fart? Pfft. What the fuck? Pfft. What the fuck? Oh God. Yeah, die!

Yeah, he's fucking dead. Now you're dead! You're dead now! That's it, it's over. You'll never date that girl now. You don't have legs! Now you're different! Now you're different! Hahaha

That's gotta be a felony. Hahaha Yeah, but it's probably on the adult. It's a Grand Theft Auto as well, I believe. This is, this is great. This is such a great like kids movie plot. Chat saying try her as an adult. Hahaha This is calculated, great like kids movie plot. Uh huh. Chat saying try her as an adult. She did. This was calculated premeditated. We have our notes in crayon.

The dude defreezed to death, drove over that kid. I want you to have him. Yeah. You can have Ryu. You can have Ryu. You think he looks that sick because you've just been eating asbestos this whole time? I think, yeah, I just think like he's fucked up. Just got hypothermia the whole movie. Under the fun fact section on IMDB. They should help get him out of the snow by pissing him out. Hell yeah. He'll keep him warm.

Keep him alive. At least for a bit. Yeah. Jesus. I think Trudy's gonna come down and get him. I think Trudy's gonna be eating good for a couple days. Iggy Pop's gonna show up tomorrow and have to call the cops about this dead kid in the snow. Nah, this kid's gonna grow up to be the next Chris Elliot.

He'll be driving that snow plow in ten years. Snow plow man beginnings! Oh my god, this is all that goes in the sequel! Well, we gotta stop talking about it. We don't swallow Like what do you think the budget was for this movie it couldn't have been that much right I can get up What percentage of it went to Chevy Chase that's what I was picking Like I think the budget was probably like eight to 10 million. I was going to get seven.

The year 2000 shot 99. I bet it probably couldn't have been more than like, God, if it crossed 10 to cross 10 million, that'd be crazy. Did they not show the budget on box office mojo anymore without paying for it? Oh, no, it's there. Budget was 13 million dollars. Oh, wow. I was going to get 12. It it opened with 14 million. What is this?

We're going to grow 60 million domestically. This one was a huge hit. Million. Yeah. Did another two million internationally. I assume that's Andrew. Sixty two million four hundred sixty four thousand globally. Wow. I couldn't watch that.

I don't like his ears are going to get cut off. Yeah. That's a dangerous stunt. I think like your 10 minutes starts now. This movie is very competently made. It came out in the year 2000. It wasn't a time where movies like how movies now look, everything like looks pretty good, but everything kind of like sucks.

This was, this was pretty like, this is well lit. And at least like medium well shot, like this is fine. It's like a fine movie for $13 million. That's awesome. This is what we're missing. We need more of this stuff. I totally agree. Yeah, we couldn't do this with $13 million.

Luckily for us, we don't have to because we don't have $13 million. Yeah. God, imagine if we had 13 million dollars. That would be awesome. I wonder if you could buy Chris Elliott for 13 million dollars. You probably hire him for a. Yeah, he's now with Oge now. What the.

Warriors are they going to come out and play? Are they going to kill someone? Yeah, I think they killed two people. Yeah. Yeah, I think the body count was two on that one Here they come to the third now. They want to start killing people to cover it up You can cut this guy entirely out of the movie out all day Outside lights inside that's great fun payoff. That's a fun payoff. Why does he have outside lights inside? That's great. I guess I had a shitty, shitty thing.

Andrew, I didn't hate it. That's great. I really genuinely thought I was going to hate this movie. It's very, as you said, 98. It aims the audience. It's targeted for Chris Elliot is a lot of fun in it. Yeah It like It is competently made the script is fun enough all the characters are fine

It's a very like kids idea kids movie and I think that's great Yeah, there is I feel like very understandable. But me as a six-year-old thought this was a oh my god. Yeah Yeah, there's no. I feel like very understandable. But me as a six year old thought this was a fantastic. Yeah, yeah. There's no point where the film drags it. It it maybe around the Iggy Pop stuff, but not even really then. It like it was pretty solid all the way through. It's a good film. The fun little 90 minute movie. Yeah, for a kids movie, I give it like a solid seven and a half or eight.

Yeah, I'm going to be very surprised if they don't show bloopers in the credits. Oh, then I'll tell you. I'll tell you what though. All the bloopers are just Chevy Chase yelling at kids. Stop stepping on his lines. This really reminded me how fun a movie can be when it's not, you know, a necessary two hours or more.

God, when it's 90 minutes, isn't it? Isn't it a blast? I just, I think, I think a 90 minute movie is such a great time when you watch Craven the Hunter and it's two and a half hours and you just have Jordan swears sitting next to you going, and you have to end, no more scenes. And there's five more scenes.

He had sunk down so low in his chair, he could not get lower. It was awesome. It was so funny. What if we did? A 90 minute movie draft. Oh, that'd be fun. That is a great idea.

I love that. 90 minute movie draft is a great idea. Midnight Toots had a pretty good comment. He said, they had to keep Chevy Chase away from the main cast. He really did shoot away from the main cast. He didn't do it. He doesn't have anything to do with anyone in that movie.

Yeah, I bet all the scenes with him and kids in the same shot with a green screen. The only scene where his like oldest son sees him and yells Chevy Chase is like doesn't see him there. They're not they don't appear in the same shot together. Yep. Wow. How crazy. 90 minute movie draft. 90 minute movie draft. Yeah, I like that.

I love that. I think it's a great idea. Never seen a movie with so many B plots. There's like almost no A plot. It's just B plots. Oh, look at Cade. Oh, Cade. Oh, wow.

With the N egg in the TLC logo style. No one's gonna understand that. Our audience does not get that at all. Isn't Love actually just a series of B plots? Yes. Yes it is. That's why I drafted it in our Christmas movie draft. I love that movie. I'm just imagining that an egg logo coming up with the HBO static sound.

Except it's just the sound of an egg frying. Hell, yeah. And then soprano starts. Hell, yeah. Dogs and birds. What is the when you hear the HBO sound, what's the theme song that plays? Probably sopranos. Yeah. Jeff. Uh, I don't hear any particular show. I hear the original sound ID, which is the static sound they had that one. Oh yeah. I don't think I've ever heard that. Maybe Deadwood actually.

Deadwood's a good one. God, that show's so good. For me it's just so Sopranos. Like all the way. Like every time I hear that static it is... Oh Sopranos is about to come on. Oh damn, Tales from the Crypt. Holy shit. That show freaked me out. Oh, me too.

Absolutely. Real sex. Fucking A. I feel like Jeff would have stories about knowing someone on real sex. I wish I did, but I don't. It just feels like you would. Well, guys, I think we did it. I think we watched Snow Day all the way through.

I, Andrew, great pick. I yeah, they went way better than I thought it was just You know I wanted a movie that was for the season that you guys would have seen and this was my go-to as a kid Well, and that it and that was still winning the summer movie, and that was for winning. Yeah, exactly Yep, to make the pick it the music starts at about 45 seconds Oh cool Well, there you go guys. Thank you so much for joining us. Thank you for being Falcons. Thank you for Supporting us directly we could not do this without you. We really appreciate you being a part of this and supporting us on patreon We definitely

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This was a lot of fun. This was a great way to do it. What are the Falcon ratings before we go? Out of 10. Oh yeah, what do you guys rate that movie? 10 out of 10, solid 7, 8, 7, 7. 7 out of 10 Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven. for like a movie, whatever, it's like a six, who cares, for a 90 minute kids movie that came out in the year 2000, that's like an eight. That like, it does everything pretty well. None of it is very like boring or drags. It does a good job at what it's trying to do. I think that's an eight out of 10,

if you're judging it from what it is trying to achieve. I was just about to say too, like they don't make that movie that good today, but I guess we can check because it was remade in twenty twenty two. But, you know, just by think, not even closing your eyes, you know exactly what it looks like. Yeah, you know how it's lit.

You know what the characters look like. You know how everyone's dressed. Like, you know, none of it is the ugly little fat kid who farts, none of it, like that doesn't, that's not it man, it's just not there. Yeah, you're totally right. So, I don't know, it's a bummer, but that's a fun movie. Good pick, Andrew, we'll have to see who wins

the next movie draft and who watch and what we watch, cause that's a blast. Oh, I can't wait. Yep. Have a good night I can't wait. Yep. Have a good night everybody. Thank you very much. And we'll see you next time for our next Falcon event. We appreciate you guys and we'll see you later.

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