F**kface - Suspicious of Eggs // Zoo Stats [91]

Episode Date: February 4, 2026

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about nicknames, eggs are chicken, Popeye's chicken sandwich, casserole, quiche, backwards land, broth, zucchini, height lies, phantom cck of the earth, communal ruler, foot stick, weenuses, the heights that exist, free money, community support, zoo, Nanaimo lion, Mount Benson, sandal hiking, hiking percentages, mystery dog, Philly Cheese Stakeout, how many weenuses in a Dinklage, backwards ears, rooms you've been in, F*kface mystery, have you seen this dog puzzle, cat warmth, and falling in the snow. Sponsored by Zocdoc. Go to Zocdoc.com/regulation and download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE and book a top-rated doctor.  #sponsored Support us directly at https://www.patreon.com/TheRegulationPod Stay up to date, get exclusive supplemental content, and connect with other Regulation Listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello and welcome to another episode of the Regulation Podcast. This is episode 91. My name is Jeff Ramsey with me. As always, Andrew Pitt and Gavin Free, Nick Schwartz, Eric Badoor. You know, now that I think about it, this is the first episode we've recorded where we're clear to use nicknames, I think. So maybe I should introduce myself. I'll let everybody introduce themselves into the degree of our names.

I absolutely remember everybody's names. But I want to give you the opportunity to share your own. name. Like, I'll start. I'm the Candyman. Gavin, you would be like, Gavin, you'd be like, I'm I'm the Trigger Man. There you go. Andrew, you're... A little light on the trigger there. I am Dillipop. Yes, you are. Eric, you got the best one. You call me Lil Skeddy. And then finally, last but not least,

Nick. A.k.a. Babyface. I think, I think Nick is the best one. Nick, I think, has my favorite nickname. Really? Of everyone. Yeah, I think Babyface is such a good one. I think it's so good. I was talking in the Falcon event last night, though, and how confusing it is that Jeff has switched for baby Pepsi and now Nick is baby face. And I keep thinking that Jeff is Nick or Nick or something.

For some reason, I think of Nick as trigger man. I got to keep reminding myself when I say it that it's not Nick, it's Gavin. You think Nick is more of a trigger man than Gavin? I don't think he is. It's just like it pops into my head. Nick is the first thing that comes to mind. I don't know. Maybe it's because of all the milfs he shoots or what.

What if we've got each other's names this year? What? You're saying that the wheel was wrong? I don't respect you judging the wheel in a negative way. The wheel knows all. The wheel is never wrong. The wheel wasn't deciding who gets what name. Yeah, it did.

The wheel did decide. What are you talking about? The wheel decided the names. Yeah. What are you talking about? Yeah, per person. It didn't like assign the name to a person. It didn't like spin the wheel on a person.

So you think that the nickname should go in one big pool, we should spin the wheel, and then wherever it lands, that should be your nickname? It shouldn't be like, the whole pool is nicknames? No. I'm saying it shouldn't do that. So we should keep doing what we're not doing, is what you're saying. We shouldn't do what we're not doing. I agree. I need you, Gavin, for the rest of this episode, just go sit by a window and watch for your shipment to arrive.

This is in silly. Oh, Lord. Okay. Well, then. Well, we had invented... I wanted to interject really quick, Jeff, before you take us wherever we went. Because I want, I want Gavin and Eric's opinion. I got your opinion last night.

I want to hear from them. What's weirder? Nick never having a Popeye's chicken sandwich or my egg thing. What the egg thing? What are you talking about? Really? What do you mean? What do you mean?

What do you mean really? Andrew, Andrew. Andrew. Why is it's a lot more niche? The Popeye's chicken sandwich is only a Popeye's. Eggs are like... Yeah, but it was a very hyped sandwich. It's not about accessibility.

He has the same level of accessibility. Eric, that's the exact same thing I said. But Andrew has a rationale that almost makes sense. Oh, yeah, that sounds right. He does a fast food podcast every week. Oh, that was before... And he likes chicken, where I'm suspicious of eggs. You're suspicious of eggs?

Well, I just, I haven't had them. I don't know. I don't know. Do you like chicken? I love chicken. Well, I got news for you. Eggs or chicken? Well, I mean... Minus the spunk.

Yeah, unfertilized chicken. They come from chicken, they make chicken. I never thought about it that way. It's crazy how much a little streak of jizz. changes the flavor of an ex so much. I'm always saying that. I never thought about it. I saw Guy Fiatty say it on the Food Network. Really changed my opinion.

But I, uh, I feel like it's weird than Nick hasn't had the most famous, hyped up chicken sandwich of all time as a chicken guy and a fast food guy. Is it the most famous hyped up chicken sandwich of all time? I mean, people like died for it. People went fucking crazy for it when it first People died in line for the Popeye's chicken sandwich. What they die of? Stabbing?

Oh. Nice. I thought you're going to say like exposure or something like it was so long. Nope. That sounds like they died of getting in a fight at the wrong place. They died of knife. Yeah. For the chicken sandwich.

I just think it's worth considering the audience. We'll see what the audience thinks. I mean, it's not. It's certainly not. I would bet that more people have died for eggs than for that. sandwich. Yeah, I would, I would probably agree with that. Have you ever had that sandwich, Gavin? No. Neither of I. Eric, have you ever had it? Well, yeah, I have a food podcast. Nick, have you had it? No. Andrew, have you had it? Yes. So the majority, 60% of this podcast has never had it. All right, put your hand up if you've had an egg.

Hands up. My hands up. Hand up. Wait. Well, I've had like fried rice and there's like egg and that, but like I've never had. I mean, he's had cake before. Egg is an ingredient. 30% of the shit he eats, I bet. Yeah, that's true. Popeye's chicken sandwich typically isn't an ingredient in anything

other than the Popeye's chicken sandwich, I would think. Why if you had to live a week where every time egg was used, you have to use chicken instead? Oh, God. Chicken cake? Yeah.

Oh, God. I don't even know how you'd attempt to make that tasty. You might have to, like flip everything on the cake. Can you change all the ingredients as long as you make the same form of it for this idea? Or is it just one for one

swapping? You wouldn't get far trying to whisk a chicken. No, that'd be tough. You're just going to end up instead of making a cake, you're going to make a chicken casserole. Oh, God. That's a food word I don't like casserole. I like a casserole. I don't like the word casserole.

What is it you think that bothers you about the word casserole? It brings up imagery of like wet stuff I don't necessarily like Oh God You know I feel the same way about the word Kish

I like the I like a Kish but I don't like the word And it sounds wet and gross to me But it never is That's interesting because Kish to me sounds like fancy Where casserole There is a lack of class To me in that word Well I grew up in a lack of class environment

Where cassaroles were eaten daily And I like a casserole Now, I'm in a slightly strange position here where I don't any longer know what a casserole is. It's anything made in that what? In that dish, right? Isn't that? What do you mean any longer? Yeah, at one point you forgot?

Well, I think it's different in England. And then now they're always like swapping around in my head. Like a casserole, I think a casserole to me growing up was like a stew. Oh, really? Now, it's a, it's a meal that's baked into a single dish. like over time, like a slowly cooked oven dish where you throw everything into one

into one dish. I don't think that's a cassero. I'm telling you that it is. Yeah, I know. I just don't think this country's got that right. I think you messed up. So I'm just dropping an image in here and it's like it's what an English

chicken casserole is, right? Oh. Is that that? It looks like a stew. Here you go. That's stew. But then that, But then that to you

Why would you call stew something other than stew? Yeah. Well, it's a cassero. You usually used to name casserole for it. I'd accept soup as well. That's a hearty soup. Hardy soup. There's some American that went to the UK

and got a casserole and then went to a football game and was very confused by both experiences. Just start crying. It's backwards land. I'm looking at that casserole, and I don't know why. I don't like broth. I'm not a broth guy.

Oh, I love me some broth. I know, and I should. I like the idea of it. I don't know why I'm not. You like the idea of it? Which just seems cozy. It seems like you get all the, all the, like, food juices into one thing. You like that idea?

Well, you know, you get the delicious food and all the delicious food. Sorry, Jeff. collaborate into a singular thing. I'm okay with the word collaborate. I don't like the word collab. That's right. I don't like the shortening of it. That's right. I'm sorry. I made you say it in the clarification.

That's okay. Like I would eat all those things individually out of the soup casserole and I would not touch the broth. But the broth is like all the flavor. I know. It's getting on all the stuff. So you are eating them. You're getting the benefit of it, I feel like. That's true. That's a good point.

I would enjoy that. Like stew or soup. Are there anything other ones that you've encountered, like recently, Gavin? That took you a while and then went, oh, this is not at all what I expected? Have you ever had that in like a restaurant? Where you just ordered? Like you, I just, you don't see a casserole on a menu often in a restaurant, I feel like. But I like the idea of you being told like this is a casserole spot.

and being very confused on the other side. If there was a place known for its casserole, I don't think I'd bother going. I just don't think it's anything to be that excited about. Maybe you should try an American casserole. You could feel differently. Yeah. Maybe you're not excited about casserole

because it's just fucking soup. I wonder if there's like a perfect blend of the two. Like if you could make an Atlantic cassero. Hmm. I'm not liking any of this. I wonder what word has the most different dishes, like a food word that in like four different regions all means a completely different food. I wonder if casserole is the thing. Are there any other foods you can think of Gavin that are named completely different?

A fruit, right? There was some like, like when we've talked about fruit in the past. You call zucchini something weird. That's what it was. Yeah, I think we use the French words for that instead of the Italian words. So it's Corsette and Obogene. It'd be interesting. Like if burger meant like eight different things, depending on where you were.

Well, you got all your Mars bars all mixed up and stuff. Like a... Your Milky Way is my Mars bar. Also, chips and crisps and biscuits and shit. That's all different. Yeah, but those are like chips and crisps. Like I don't know if a lot of people would order that by accident. I want to go to a store that's called chips, crisps, and biscuits and shit.

And the shit is electronics. They sell TVs. It's very confusing. Oh, man. I had a thing I wanted to talk about it. I want to get a read on by you guys. Do you have to lie about your height if you want to convey how tall you actually are? I feel like whenever anyone says their height,

it's always assumed to be a little bit of a reach. So if I was trying to tell someone a story and my height was like a part of it. Yeah, you would say that, say your height? You would embellish your height. Is that what you're saying? I think there's an assumption that most people, and maybe it's, I'm just too sports-brained in this way.

But I don't trust any height that I see. I'm always like, oh, that's like they're boosting. it a little bit. Is that just me? Am I the only one? You are so sports-brained. Like that, you are so UFC, like, guided. You're nuts.

But why would your actual height not give the message of your height if you were telling it in a story? I feel like whenever I hear someone say, like, oh, I'm 5-11, I go, and it's probably like 5-10. Also, that's sports dependent, because in the NBA, they, they deflate their height. Like Kevin Durant underreports his height by two inches. I still don't understand why they do that. Because they don't want to be locked into having to play traditional center roles, I think.

Oh. Kevin Durant never wanted to play the five. He's always wanted to be a three or a four. Well, he's wanted to be a four. And so, but you tell somebody you're seven feet tall and you're fucking stuck. Is that why you lie about your height, Andrews? So you don't have to play traditional center roles? It's where it started.

I mean, there's a point. You're more like a power forward kind of guy. Yeah. When I was like 11, I was told that I was in, like, like the 95 percentile for height. I was very tall for my height and then it stalled out. That's mainly the back. Back kept growing, but not the legs.

Yeah. It just kept getting longer. It's just you at 11 years old versus now and your back's just gotten longer. You see people from grade school and they go, he's just like the length on that guy is crazy. I also think in basketball specifically, the taller you're reported as, the more they associate your success with that height.

So people want to be. reported shorter, so they seem like better players, if that makes sense? I see. Yeah. Now, do you think you're in the hundredth percentile for backs? I'm definitely, I'd say in the top tier for backs, for sure. Undeniably. I've always just believed people when they say they height. Okay, that's good to know.

Have you ever lied about your height, Gavin? I've rounded up to the nearest next thing. See? So like if you're 510, you round up to six feet tall? No. Just if I was like 5'9 and 4 fifths, I'd just be like, I have 5'10. I think that's acceptable. I think that's acceptable.

Like, I don't have an issue with it, but my brain always goes, oh, that's not, he's not, they're not 5'10. I think you always round up a number if it's 0.5 or over. Interesting. Or I guess 0.6 or over. Oh, man, I'm at 0.5. when you're 510 and a half or whatever do people round up their

cocks like do you ever wonder like how long how long the phantom cock of the earth is if you added up all of the rounded up non-existent pieces of penis

what what is the phantom cock at the earth outside of a kajima game in what What way do you mean that? Can we call this episode the Phantom Cock of the Earth or is that?

I can, can we? I don't know that we can. I don't think so. Like Andrew, say you have a seven inch penis, but it's actually only like six and a half and you round it up. There's half an inch of phantom penis there that doesn't exist. Oh, I see what you're saying. Okay. The made up height.

Yeah. Well, length, yeah. And then I wonder how much rounding has been done by all men on earth. Well, height is just, length is just, height vertically. Length is just height. This is the best show anyone's ever made. Is it not?

Yeah, I guess there's a time where like a baby goes from length to height. Do you think most dudes actually measure their dick, though? I don't. Well, Nick did. Boy, Nick jumped on. Heard what Andrew said and tried to back pedal. Nick's done a full combine with his dick. I would say 75%, probably do.

I don't think I've ever measured my dick. 75% I must have got a ruler on it as a teenager or something. I don't know. Yeah. 75% feels high to me. And it is a ruler? I'm not gonna get one of those tape measures that whips, like circumcised myself, when I retracted it.

I'm just thinking like a ruler is something, it's like a communal thing, I feel like. I feel like. No. A ruler's not communal. You don't think a ruler is communal? What are you? Is it like one that you're using at home or one that you're using it like the library? So if you were, let's say Gavin's in high school at home and his mom comes in and she's like, Gabby, love, I need to borrow your ruler from school because I need to measure something.

And Gavin goes, no, mom, you can't. It touched my wiener. People don't need to borrow rulers at home, I don't think. It's always a tape measure. Like, no, no parent needs to borrow their kid's ruler. Unless it's a communal. Just in the pencil case.

It's not communal ruler. Okay. Gavin's, Gavin's really adamant about nobody borrowing his ruler. That's all I'm getting to this. A tape measure, absolutely communal. Maybe this is a casserole thing. Maybe this is just a cultural difference.

Oh, maybe, yeah. Huh. Yeah, I'd love to know if people share a ruler in a household. Get in the comments. Smash that, like, and subscribe. Let us know at home if you have a communal ruler. To me, like, I would never personally own a ruler. But there are rulers in the house.

You gotta have at least a ruler. Does a yardstick count? It's a big ruler. Are you using the yardstick, Nick? Jesus, Nick. I'm not talking for me. That's impressive. That's, where to go, man.

When it go, Nick? No wonder Nick's measuring his day. Why are you going to talk about rulers? Why don't you use yardsticks? A Knicks get to measure his dick. Get the chains out. Rulers only 12 inches. What are you supposed to do with that?

I try to hold my finger there so I know where the next ruler starts. But like, I just don't you guys just go with the yardstick? It's easier. Was it for instance? Come on. I feel like the instance. Venture of the ruler was a little high and mighty. Because the name, it sounds, it's just, it's, it's, it's, it's just a measure.

Ruler. Is it where rule of thumb comes from? I don't know. Well, I think that's from like hitting people, in it. Yeah, I believe so. Oh, I didn't know that. I feel like all of our base points of that knowledge is Boondock Saints, which I do not trust to be an accurate. I'm going to say it's true.

I never thought about the word ruler meaning it's just seems extravagant. No, it's a weird name for that. It should just be called measureer. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. I don't know why it would be called that. I mean, it's outside of good information. Overconfidence by the...

Because it's a ruler is called a ruler because it's a tool used to rule or draw straight lines derived from the 15th century term for straight-edged guiding. So it originates from the Latin Regula, which is straight, stick, or bar. And we just, and we just never changed it? What's the point? That's crazy.

Inch stick. What did we call it like an inch stick? Yeah, I don't know. It's just ruler seems like a weird term that we never, like, it took a second crack at. It's sort of a weird invention. Footstick. Footstick, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't you? Wow, wow, wow. What a fucking shock. Yeah, footstick. Wow, wow, how nuts. But you want to call a ruler an inch stick? I don't want to call it that, but I'm just trying to spitball. I'm trying to get the group thinking about what else we could call a ruler.

And Nick went to foot stick. So. Do you want to cool like a scales a pound slab? That's a cool name. I like that. I like that. Yeah. If you told me that's what they were called in England, I'd believe you.

Oh, 100%. If you, you're like, oh you don't put it on the pound slab i'm like that's a cool that's a fucking cool name dude yeah that'd be stone slab i guess that's a cool name too you think anyone who's gotten rich off of the ruler like did the inventor it just doesn't feel i don't know maybe i'm missing historical context but i feel like the man just i'm assuming it's a man uh just put some numbers on wood hard to copyright that hard to copy right that i mean he didn't come up with the numbers. You're just kind of taking things that already existed and putting it in one place.

I had a friend at school who had a ruler that wasn't centimeters or inches. What was it? What was it? I don't know what it was. We just called them weanuses, but I don't know what, I don't know what the actual measurement he had was. What? What? Wienesses? I'm just coming out of southern. Just like, came up with a name for it, but never asked what? Who are we going to ask? The person? He didn't know. What? Then what's the point?

I think I borrowed his ruler, you know, because it became a community school. No, I borrowed it, and I was like, what are these? He's like, I don't know. I don't think they're right. What's he doing? It's completely pointless. He was using it to draw straight lines to, like, draw a margin in his book. I see.

I don't think he was using it for measuring. Oh, man. That's so funny. Having to measure, you don't know what any of the things mean. Just having to guess. Rulers have been around for a very, very long time. They're about 3,000 years older than Jesus,

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Probably say something to get it later, too. No fucking clue what it would have been or what it will be, but I can't wait to find out. You know how I shared there is that. that quote from the peak devs about what $5 is that like six bucks is five bucks. I was thinking about, this was the same line of thought. I was thinking about lying about height. I think there are only like five or six heights.

Oh. Hey, dude, I think I'm with you. Just based on that sentence, I might be on your side. Uh-oh. Here are the heights. I wrote them the heights so you guys can give me your feedback if you think there needs to be more or less.

These are all the heights that exist. three feet, four feet, five foot four, five foot eight, five foot ten, six feet, six three, six eight. Those are all the heights. My daughter's five seven, my mom's five three, and my first wife was four, eleven, and three quarters, which unfortunately none of those heights made it under your list. I don't think you need five eight. I don't agree. I think five eight's incredibly, I think it's the average height for a male, for a male in the world, isn't it?

I don't think... Probably the most common one. Here's the thing. I think you need three feet. I don't think you need four feet. I think five feet should probably be on there. Totally agree. I think three feet to five feet makes a lot of sense.

But three feet to four feet and then skipping five to go straight to five eight, that would be my adjustment. And then also I would do six two and six six six instead of six, what is it, six three and six eight? But that's just me. I wouldn't do six. 6-6, I'd do 6-5, personally. Wow, really? See, I think that's two-round. I don't think people are 6-5, I think people are 6-6.

Oh, I feel like I'm constantly hearing about people that are 6-5, it's annoying. I have a friend that's 6-3, and you'll shut the fuck out about it. And let's be honest, they're really 6-4, right? But we all know they're inflating their numbers, Andrew's style. Yeah, yeah. But that's I feel about 6-6. No one's really 6-6, but that's, they got

to get up there, you know what I mean? Yeah. Andrew, I think you're right. I think these are the heights. And it's just for me, not even like, it's where my brain goes when someone says, or like an end of the scale, like to me, there's no difference. If somebody says they're 6-8 or 7-foot-2, it's the same in my brain. Yeah. And I get that.

And so imagine, Andrew, just imagine that you were 6-8. And the next height down that you had listed was what, 6-3? Yep. So would you trade 5 inches of your height for your arms or not? Absolutely. Absolutely. I'm just checking. If you are anywhere, this is how I feel.

If you're above six feet, that's just like free space. That's the bingus, like it's free money. You just, all of that. I mean, anything above six foot, I think. It's free money. You're like, you're like in the club. Yeah, Gavin, free money. If I was six eight, that's eight inches going to my arms.

You would lose eight inches. of high six eight yeah and you would put eight inches on your arms yeah because it's free it's like free spins i don't need that that eight so you'd like you'd prefer to be six feet tall with the arms of a six foot eight person essentially or even taller probably because those eight inches are going to be jesus yeah well because i already have the arms theoretically he has the six foot eight yeah he has a six foot eight arm so he would be i mean what are you at you at you're adding eight inches to arms? Absolutely. Is that four inches per side or eight inches

per side? How does that work? It would have to be four inches per side, right? I would think so. Because it's your wing span. Yeah, it would be a wingspan. Yeah. Yeah, no, absolutely would. Those are some crazy... I saw a lot of support for me in the community with the long arms changing. I did too. I did too. Oh, seriously? Yeah, I couldn't disagree more, but I definitely saw the support for it. Gaffin couldn't believe it either. We're on a run some of those comments

We're gonna The chicken thing, I'm telling you All the long arm people are gonna align with me With the chicken thing with Nick I just think is crazy Who has the longest arms Oh John Jones has a really long wingspan Oh well

It's the humpback whale apparently You gotta I've never seen them contend for a title I thought you meant people. I didn't know you meant anything. I did too. Okay. We're on the same page.

I thought I did. I thought I did too. Bringing animals is crazy. Oh, man. I wish zoos had stats, though, like fighters or athletes. What stats do you want to see at zoos? I want height. I want wingspan.

Maybe leg span. Assuming that these are all ethically. The win-lost record? Like you want to go into like a swan enclosure and see the wingspan written down? Yeah, I just, I'm a stats guy. I like that type of information. Huh. The more stats I can get, the better.

The wingspan of a swan might be available at a zoo, actually. Assuming that it's ethical to get all these things, obviously. When was the last time you went to a zoo, Andrew? Oh. We used to have a zoo here. and then the lion got out and ate somebody. What? What?

What? What? That can't be true. That cannot. That is a thing that somebody told you in grade school and you believed. No, no, it was very real. Did your friend's friend uncle was there? No.

I don't think I'd know anybody that ever went to that zoo. But yeah, the lion got out and it was in like a suburb. The zoo was in a suburb and it ate like a child. I looked it up. Uh-oh. A lion on the loose. How an unregulated Nanaimo Zoo resulted in tragedy.

That's that problem, a lack of regulation. Big Big cats and small children played together at the zoo. Escapes were commonplace. Then the inevitable happened. Yeah. Sadly,

it was in 1958. He was in the 50s. That was a long time ago. Yeah. That's not even a... That's like, what? Did you even go? What?

No. You're the line. You can't use this for... Sure you can. This is... What are you... Well, no. You asked me when the last time I went to a zoo.

And you said we used to have a zoo here. 30 or 40 years before you were born? Well, I was just bringing up a fact about zoos. I wasn't... That was just... I was thinking about zoos. I appreciate the fact. Yeah.

We used to have a zoo. So it was leading to you. I haven't been to a zoo in a long time. I think I've only been to the zoo in Hawaii. And I think I've been twice. I think I've been to Hawaii two times and I've been to the zoo two times.

Last time was probably 2007? 2007? If you could go to one again, which would you prefer the zoo or Hawaii? Well, that's that's tough because I have access in this scenario to every potential zoo.

You do. Yeah, this could be the San Diego Zoo, which I think is one of the best ones. Really? Uh, I think I would go to the zoo. Because I've been to Hawaii twice. You've been to the zoo twice. This, I don't feel good.

Okay, no, no, let me, let me, for, I didn't get a chance to elaborate. Hawaii is going to just be Hawaii, I feel like. And the zoo would have a rotation of animals. and I've probably a rotation or animals live, die I think they're on tour? I think they replace them with similar animals.

In fact, I think they replace them with the same animal. I don't know a lot about it. I've seen We bought a zoo and I've been twice. Like my zoo knowledge is pretty limited. I just feel like I would see more things at the

zoo that I haven't seen Hawaii again. Well, you could see amazing landscapes that you've never seen before. I have a mountain. There's a mountain where I live.

Do you go up it? Never been up that one, no. That's Benson, I believe. Benson. How tall is it? Yeah, what's the stats on Benson? I'm not a mountain stats guy. You're a stats guy.

If it's an inanimate object, you're not really into it? I got a bad relationship with mountains because I was I was told I was going on a walk and I thought about wearing sandals on this walk and then I learned on the way to the place

that it was actually a hike up a mountain which I'm glad I didn't wear sandals for wait so you're you almost wore sandals almost yeah I was like I'll put sand I'm just going on a walk like it doesn't really matter

whatever I'll throw some sandals on But how does that register as a story to you that you almost... You imagine hiking a mountain? In sandals? I can imagine remembering this as like an unfortunate event if I had done. No, I dodged a bullet that day. I didn't know it in the moment. I learned it later.

I just don't know why that's one of your stories. I think if you would have went on the mountain hike that I went on, you would remember everything about that day. What else do you remember about that day? Oh, I was dying. What did you eat? I don't think I ate anything that day. You guys didn't bring like trail mix or anything?

How long was the hike? I didn't bring anything. I was going to wear sandals. I was completely ill and equipped and not informed on what the activity was. How long were, did you hike for how did you get to the top? Got to the top. 3,356 feet according to Wikipedia, Mount Benson. Oh, it's not Benson.

I didn't go. I think I went up. I've never been a Benson If you look up mountains in the area And throw some names at me It would probably spark what it was Oh, that's a great game Yeah, let's do this

List of mountains I'm gonna search mountains near I feel like it took me three hours I was a disaster I was so tired What year was this? Roundtree This probably would have

been like 2014. Mount Celeste. King's Peak. Mount McRide. Amos. Elkhorn Mountain. Buckley. Angus Mountain.

I was wrong. Fucking mountains here, Andrew. Yeah. I'm sorry. Hang on. Andrew was wrong. Go ahead. I just didn't know like none of those.

You said like four of them and I went, yeah, it could be that. It could be that. It also could have been that one. There's maybe 60 of these things. Now, I did. think that you had more memories from this day from what you had told. Oh, I was, I wasn't, I wasn't done. I almost fell off the mountain on the way down. What, what mountain? I don't, I don't remember, but he remembers everything but that crucial detail. Here's the thing.

They had a book at the top of the mountain where you could sign it once you climbed it, obviously. And I signed that book. So theoretically, you could confirm which mountain it was via the book. And is this a Vancouver Island Mountain? Vancouver Island Mountain. Okay. I feel like, and I'm a little hazy on this, I feel like I

drink, I definitely went through all the water that they had brought the people I was with. And I feel like I was into other people's stashes. Now, who are these other people? Would you say they were family members? They were family members, yeah. Okay, so the one

You described them's insane? One of them was. Okay. Is it possible? It was Grouse Mountain. Oh, that sounds. I mean, yeah, it's possible. Because Grouse Mountain and, uh, big surprise here, Mount Benson are known for having

Summit books to sign when you get to the top of. Oh. It may have been Grouse Mountain then. It may have been Mount Benson. It was definitely not Benson. because I remember being in school and hearing about people climbing Mount Benson and me being like, oh, that's, wow, it seems like, I always found that impressive. And then that was part of my annoyance on this hike that I wasn't even scaling Benson.

Were you wearing shorts on this hike? Yes. Nice. What time of year was it? I don't remember the time of year, but I remember the weather was gray. Did you enjoy yourself? No. Absolutely not.

It was miserable. I think they deliberately tricked you on it. Let's come for a little walk and they knew they were taking you off a mountain. I don't think so. I think it was just bad communication. I think one person agreed to go on this thing and then I got tagged along into it. And I think 80% of the people going didn't understand what was occurring. at least that's the impression I got

maybe I was just the only one left in the dark how many people were going three how do you get to 80% from three people I'm imagining this big group two of three how the fuck do you get 80% out of three people

it just felt right I'm like Gavin's friend with the ruler that he doesn't understand the measurements it just felt right you're using weanuses You're a weanus of people. I mean, the whole hike, it was like 10 people, I want to say. But you are only with three of them?

Yeah. Well, two of them. I'm part of the three. So if you were going to, if you were going to describe the other two as a percentage, it would be 50 or 100%. 50 feels low and 100% is inaccurate. It's everyone. I think 80. 80 conveys the point.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is like a, I don't know what point. This is like a 6-3-6-6-6-6 kind of situation. I get it. I get it. I get it. I'm with you.

People. Because if I say 50, it sounds like half the group where it was just one person. But this could also be wrong. I could have been, it could have been 20%. You don't have to describe two people as a percentage. Well, it would be 50%. But in the case. Context of this...

Geez, dying. Back on this mountain. You guys got to be thinking about this mountain. I'm back on it. Flash facts. 50% just feels low for the point I was trying to convey. I'm looking at the map of Vancouver Island,

and I've noticed there's a bunch of smashed up little islands between the island and the mainland. There's one at the top. There's one north. It's just called Nigel Island. Who's Nigel? I don't know. Have you heard of Nigel?

As an island? I've never heard of Nigel. I've only heard of Nigel Thornberry, which isn't relevant to this conversation. That's a Nickelodeon show. I wonder if we should go to Nigel Island. I bet you there's nothing interesting on Nigel Island. What if Nigel still lives there

and he's very upset about you visiting? I had an issue that was very similar to one of Andrew's recent issues. What happened? Well, found this picture. Oh. Don't have. Oh, boy. Oh, boy.

Well, I mean, I'll put it in the slack again. It's already been in there once, but here we go. Mystery, mystery dog. I have pictures of someone else's dog, and I don't know where they're from. On your phone? This was on for a Philly Cheese steakout. We bought a pair of binoculars there. No!

No way! No way! And I went to download the footage. There's a shitload of pictures of this dog. No way. What? So at first... We got a Philly cheese steakout dog?

Yeah. At first I thought... I thought maybe Eric had got apeshit with the binoculars before bringing him into work. And then I was like, I don't think that's his dog. Definitely not. So the memory card had a bunch of dog pictures on it already. We certainly had a return there. That was a new memory card, right?

That came with the binoculars. Yeah, it wasn't very new. And I assume the person bought those binoculars, realized that the camera was utter shite and returned it. Oh, yeah. Because cutting to Jeff's, cutting to Jeff's footage in that video, it's pretty jarring. It's also, it's the photo is dated December 31st, 2025. Yeah, it's stamped as that. But all of the photos, the files are dated the 2nd of Jan, 2026.

Oh, wow. Okay. Interesting. I gotta say that for audio only listeners, I love this photo because it's a dog standing in front of a chicken sign like it's a roadside attraction and they're very excited about it.

Yeah, it's just against a fence with just like a diamond chicken sign and a bird feeder. Are there other dog photos that are cool or is this the coolest dog photo? That's my favorite one, but there's about 30 photos. No way.

And they're all of this dog. Do you get any more sense of the location? Do you think we could figure out where this place is? There was one of a deer. There was one of some people walking in the woods, who I'm pretty sure didn't know about the surveillance. And there was one of a plane. Wow.

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It doesn't look great off those binoculars. Doesn't look great. But it came with a little, but it came with a little stand so we could at least get a really stable shot. And we used the stand, didn't we? Well, firstly, I don't know where you would put the stand in a car. It was like a four, it was like six weanuses high. And the stabilization is the problem. God, we have to make a weanus and dinklage ruler now.

Jesus Christ. Oh, Andrew, how many wienesses should be in a dink? How many wienesses is a dinklage? Well, actually, we could figure it out because we know dinklage's height, and I could try and get the ruler. I'll ask him if you still got it. You should. I assume this person was completely out of your life.

The idea that you could find this ruler again is very exciting. It's the person who introduced me to Red versus Bleacher. Whoa. Oh, wow. Yeah. Tell him I said thanks. Me too. Is he?

Yeah, thank you for the career. Is he jealous of you? Oh, that's funny. I mean, I could ask him. I wouldn't assume so. Did he introduced you to Red versus Blue and then you went on to direct it? I mean, I was, I think I was more into it than he was.

Well, clearly you directed a whole fucking season of it. Did you get him in any hobbies? Did you share anything? with him that he got into? That's a great question. No, I don't think so. I'm not very influential. Philly cheese steak out went really well though, huh?

It was fun. It really did. It's a nightmare to edit. I've had to put, I've had to pan two conversations into like each ear so I couldn't concentrate better because it's just a mess. Oh, yeah, that'd be disaster. How do you think the final video is going to turn out though? Oh, it'll turn out, great.

and then I'll pan it into the center afterwards. It's just hard to, like, edit and focus on two conversations. How are their conversations, Gaff? Because, you know, you and I could only guess what they were talking about when we were sitting in the van. I will say they talked about a surprising amount of stuff that I clearly can't put in the episode. Yeah, it's pretty cool. You should just bleep it all. Well, we wanted you to guess at what we were getting at.

You know what I mean? We figured it would be stuff that you know, so, you know, go ahead and guess at it. I don't want to spoil that video, but there is. is an interaction in that video that is maybe the thing I'm most excited for the audience to see that we've ever released. There's some pretty special stuff. Yeah, there's some pretty special stuff in this video. You could, and this is based off some stuff that Nick is done for us in the past. If you just have your conversations, you and Jeff in the left ear, and then me and Nick in the right ear, the audience really responds to that. So you want to leave it that way? That's what I've done now.

Nick, Nick, you've done that for 100% eat before when Gracie just goes off on a tangent, right? Oh, yeah. And how does that go? They seem to like it. That's a lie. What? They do. Different audiences, though.

Some people don't have stereo. What if we release two different versions. One is the centered audio, and then one is the left and right audio separated with me and Nick in one ear. you and Jeff in the other ear, and then the audience can decide what they like better. Can you buy directional headphones? Directional headphones.

If I, the way that you're talking about it, like one in one ear, one and the other. Yeah. Is there a headphone? No, I mean, there's not. There's not, as I'm saying this. I mean... No, go on.

I want to hear what you're thinking. The thought it... So sometimes I hear music out my window, and it's nice, because it's a little distant. What kind of music? It just depends. It's like live music, typically.

I'm thinking like a proximity thing. Like, could you set you two to your left and then the further to your right you go, the quieter it sounds? You're talking spatial audio. I guess I'm talking spatial audio. Binaural audio, is that what it's called? Yeah, like, I think the iPhone does,

like it's a thing you can turn on and off with like AirPods. of like spatial audio where you can face your phone and the audio is normal, but if you turn to the right, it's all in the right ear. Like, it's so bizarre. That's great. I don't really understand the point in it.

Like, I... No, I just think it's fun. It adds nothing to me. No. Except reminding me where I've left my phone. Yeah. That's a fun game, though. It's a way...

Do you think we should try that? Do you think we should try that in the house? Spatial audio's phone and see how long it takes them to find it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Via spatial, I think... Wow, let's do it. Okay. Using spatial audio?

I think you should make that a competition. I hide the phone every time for a different person and see who can find the fastest. I have a discovery about Meg. I think her ears are backwards. What is, like, for hearing or... Yeah, like, if we beep a phone, like, you press the find my phone thing, she turns the wrong way. So you think her left, her left ear hears. right and her right here here's left?

Yeah. I mean, how else can you explain it? Hmm. Like, direction comes from, like, the timing of your two ears, right? Like, the milliseconds of difference. Yeah. I just don't know how her furthest ear hears the sound before her near ear. Maybe her near ear is... Is it always a different ear?

Or is it, like, maybe she just has bad hearing in one side. Maybe she just doesn't hear in one of her ears. It's possible. Wow. I mean, I struggle with things based on noise, for sure. In what way? I'm constantly losing my phone and then having to have it ping me. And I'll walk all over the place.

I'm not someone who goes cold to hot and progressively hotter. I go cold, hot, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, hot, hot, hot, cold. But your entire life is in one small room. there's a lot of like pillows and stuff sometimes I think I left it in the bathroom like I've I've lost my phone quite a few times he goes in other rooms he just doesn't brag about it yeah I don't like to show off

what rooms have you been in today well this is a bad example I woke up I started a court I haven't had a chance I went into my bathroom and bedroom two rooms. What rooms do you think you'll go in today?

Probably go into the kitchen. Hallway, stairway. Stairs for sure if you're getting into the kitchen, right? Yeah, living room. Living room is interesting. You're gonna do the full circuit, sounds like. What do you do in your living room?

I just have to walk through it to get to the kitchen. Okay, that's gonna say a lot. Would you say the living room is the least used room in your apartment or house? dining room because I don't have a table. What's in the dining room? Dining room is for puzzles at my house.

A computer is in a dining room. From 2009. Why don't you call it the puzzle room, Jeff? Why call it the dining room at all? Well, I just started doing puzzles in it. I just started, I just started a month ago. Hey, that's on me. I didn't realize.

So it's relatively new. I'm still feeling it out, you know? But it's possible I could switch it up. I need a little bit more time with it first. It's a big change to make in a life. Declaring a room a different name. I think, I mean, I think you just kind of did it. No, I don't know.

I may change my mind at some point. Or my wife may kick me out of the puzzle room and make it a dining room again. I don't know. I'm just along for the ride. With a puzzle, though, you can't kick him out mid-puzzle. Yes, you can because my puzzle, I'm using this like puzzle tray now that I can pick up and take with me. Oh. So if she wanted to, she could make me do the puzzles in the backyard and I wouldn't.

I have no recourse. That's a great idea putting the puzzles on a big slab. Yeah, that's fantastic. So I got a lazy Susan kind of that's like a board with a lip around it so it doesn't fall off

and then you can spin it and it has shelves on the side. It's nice. It sounds nice. Amazon, $50. Have you ever opened a puzzle and the picture was a dog you didn't know?

No. What if we made puzzles of every dog that we don't know? That's a lot of puzzles because I don't know many dogs. Are you saying we should make a puzzle of this dog that we have an image of? I mean, we have the image.

I think we should. And every time we come across, because apparently it's a common occurrence, every time we come across someone else's dog, we have to make a puzzle out of it. How many times have you run across images like this or in the past? This only happened to me once in my life similarly, and that's when Gus and I were fixing a computer and we bought a disc drive, and we installed it, and we opened it, and there was a burned copy of Todd Rungren's greatest hits in the disc drive.

That's the only time I could ever remember anything like this happening in my life. I think we're going to get to the bottom of this. Maybe it's a thing where we get a phone number and an email and we make stickers and shirts like the exotic bird shirt. We've got to figure out who this dog is. Have you seen this dog? Have you seen this dog? I love that. I love it.

Is this your dog? Have you seen this dog and it's a dog we don't know? And is this your dog? We have to try to figure out who this dog. When we not figure out, we have to learn. We have to like... Guys! Geo guess the dog.

We finally have our f***se mystery to solve. I've been wanting to do forever. This is it. You've been wanting to do it so long. It's been... It's a f***ing face mystery. Yeah, I brought it up because I haven't talked about it since f***es. Holy shit.

So we should find whose dog this is and maybe interview them about the quality of the binoculars? Well, let's not extend that far of a commitment. Maybe. Maybe we do that. I kind of just want to know the dog. I want to find out the dog's name. And I want to find out if that dog loves the chicken. Because the dog is standing from that sign and it looks like it's real proud of that chick.

Is this a rare occurrence? Is he protecting the chickens or is he about to eat the chickens? Yeah. Does he want a snack on one? What if once we find the dog and the owner, we're all allowed to ask one question? Okay. I like this. I went through a whole cycle with that statement that he just made

and it went from why to, oh, this is an example of how much he hates small talk. He's limiting the social interaction to as minimal as it can be. Well, this guy, this guy or woman is about to get bombarded with five questions. That's quite a lot. And they don't know who we are. I don't think five questions is a lot. Well, that's a lot to Gavin. I mean, imagine you're just a private person with your private dog.

And then five strangers have questions about it. It's quite a lot. But we're not. The way you're framing this is like they don't know that, like, we're storming in and we're just demanding answers to questions immediately. I assume that they've reached out. Like, they, for us to know this person and or this dog, I feel like there is a level of consent on their end that has to occur. What do you mean? We have to, like, approach them.

What do you mean? What do you mean? You think they're going to sense that we're looking for their dog? What do you mean? I think somebody, first of all, they could be a listener. Second of all...

They're not a listener. They're not a listener. They probably aren't, but they could be. Second of all, this is probably going to be identified by somebody who knows the dog, I would assume.

I think you're crazy. Like, I don't know. It doesn't feel that disconnected. Look at that. chicken. It's a chicken son. When someone asks you five questions, Gavin, how often is one of the questions, why did you start slow-mo guys?

Pretty often. Yeah. Seems like that'd be the number one for you, huh? I think we can do this. I think we can find this dog. I think if we make stickers or puzzles or we post flyers around the world or whatever we have to do, I think we can get to the bottom of it. I think we can find this dog. The idea that it's the idea that it's stickers

or flyers or puzzles? Or all the above. We need information. The least portable thing. Solve this and then let us know what you know. Oh, you don't know anything? Well, thanks for solving it. Well, here's how it goes.

You never know how it's going to work, but it could go like this, right? We sell a puzzle for $15. Somebody buys the puzzle. They put it together. Then they donate it to like a senior center or something. And then somebody from the senior center takes the puzzle and they put it together and they go,

that's my nephew's dog. And then they call their nephew and they're like, I have a picture of your dog on a puzzle. And he's like, Grandpa, that's insane.

Or uncle grandpa, that's insane. And he's like, no, I'm pretty sure. And then he shows it to him. He's like, son of a bitch,

that is my dog. And then we find out who the dog was. That's, and on the box, we should like black out the dog as like a silhouette. Oh, yeah.

It needs to be like a question mark or like the show logo or something. Like a who's that Pokemon sort of thing. Mm-hmm. I like that. We're going to get to the bottom of the stock. I'm excited And I'm going to assume

If it's a return It's somewhere in Texas Yeah I guess it's got to be maybe Because the person did Looks like they have a lot of land Let me look at the picture again Yeah Jeff is gonna glean where this is Based on the picture of chicken sign

It could be anywhere I was trying to get something from the foliage in the background But it really could be anywhere Hmm And because they're binoculars The focus is really far away, so he's actually, I assume, the dog is too close to be.

What do you think the bottom of that chicken sign says, is it say chicken crossing, do you think? Because it looks like a chicken and a bunch of little baby chicks, maybe? Yeah. Okay. I wonder where you buy that chicken crossings. Oh. That's good question. I mean, there is enough to go on, I think, to get started.

That's going to be my question when we track this person now, by the way. Where do you get the chicken crossing sign? I'm done. Why didn't you want the binoculars? That's my question. Yeah, I'm gonna I think I'm gonna focus on the binoculars. Yeah, I'm gonna ask them if they know

what a podcast is. Man, I can't find this chicken sign online anywhere. That's gonna be interesting. That might, that alone could help. Could be a regional sign. Whoa. Could be homemade, yeah.

Crazy. Mm-mm-mm. I was thinking about how Nick has been somehow. really know how he's doing it. He's been playing golf for our streams and also switching the camera. He's the MVP, dude. It's crazy. So what are you, are you switching with one hand and golfing with the other?

Or are you like doing one and then the other? Like, well, how are you doing it? Sometimes I'll just reach over and switch while I'm in the middle of doing something else. But most of the time, I'll take a second, look at what's going on just peripherally at all the feeds. and then I'll just wait until a certain opportune moment. Or I leave it on Gavin. I was going to say, now I do know that when it's a T off at the beginning, and we got to drive that ball, that camera's on Gavin.

Well, there's two upsides to this. One, he either sits back and we get a nice view of everybody driving at the same time, which is cool. We see all the launches. Or we get to see what Gavin's going to do, and he can show us how it's done or what not to do. There you go. because I realized I might have something here that would

help you out. Oh, what, oh. Let me put it in general. Is it, is it a pedal? You know it. It cannot be the pedal. It's the pedal? It's the pedal.

It's going to fuck everything up. We have this working on like gum and like, oh, you got to be. I thought it would make sense. Well, okay, you know, I will say, yeah, who cares about the pedal? pedal out. We'll take the cat.

Yeah, we'll take the cat. Maybe he could do the switching. Yeah. Sure. Can't be that hard. This is Nick editing, live editing, after Gavin gets through them.

It's a picture of a one-man band. Golf with your hands, switch with your feet. Yeah, okay, you know what? I like this. Oh, man. Oh, I could just flip through. Oh, yeah.

Is that where the cat typically hangs out, Gavin? Yeah, but usually, like, on top of it. Is that right? I think he loves the heat he'll sit on anything warm is the pedal warm well anything plugged in is warm

anything plugged in is warm I'm touching my stream deck it's plugged in and it's not warm I'm touching shut up I'm touching my keyboard it's plugged in it's not warm my keyboard's chilly almost yeah I don't know what you're talking about

well I bet if you thermal camera at your desk all the stuff that's got a wire in it is is warmer Is that a cat? Oh, if you did like Predator Vision? Yeah, Predator would see all the stuff on your desk and probably want to sit on your keyboard.

Predator wants to sit on my keyboard? Wow, if he wants to keep on. Is that what he used the thermal vision for? Just looking for a warm Warm spot to curl up. He just wanted to get on everyone lap, that's all predator's about. He's just a really aggressive, angry cat.

Yeah. And then he finds this warm spot and he walks in circles for a little bit and then he sits down. What an episode. Yeah, this was something. That felt like a pretty low O2 episode for me. I would agree with you. Oh, do you have your, do you have a meter reading for that that you could share with this real quick?

Oh yeah, one sec. Mm-hmm. This would be a good way to end it. Yeah. While he's looking, did anybody, now that with the ice storm is over, did anybody else eat hard shit

like I did, or was I the only one? Well, like frozen shit? No, falling on the ice. What's that O2 level, man? 6-64, parts per million. Is that good or bad? It's not too bad.

That's not like it's too good, yeah. It's like double outside, probably. Whoa, boys, can't share the video publicly because it will docks our friend. having a walk this is the day after everything's sort of melted i'm walking so careful i'm walking so careful i'm in my snow boots i'm walking so careful in that driveway whoo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo pelt what was that for drama or did your legs actually do that when you stood back up oh no they actually did that we'll see it again

yeah yeah i did it twice at the office the other day when we were there i i ate shit and it was on the other side of this gate, and Blaine went, did you fall? And I went, no. Yeah, Jeff fell too, but we didn't get it on camera. I fell in the trash can, though,

the second time. That was extra embarrassing. Yeah, I heard that. I don't know what the fuck that was. I was jumping into the recycling bin to smash boxes down, and the wheels went out from under it, and it just threw me.

And I grabbed onto the railing on the side of the house, and my arm. just my hand just slid down the railing and just rubbed it all the shit and then I fell on my neck and my head You got any video? Nope Both falls were camera free

Talk about that someday Yeah Yep But not on this episode So we got to wrap it up Five Five All right I wasn't there for that, sorry

You got to be better than that Andrew didn't say five Maybe he still doesn't heard it. Five. It's like last night all over again, except we weren't joking. Oh, man. Oh, Christ.

Hey, last week when we were playing, when we were playing podcast, we came up with the idea that we should once a year reelect a coinsar. Oh, yeah. I just want to put that on the calendar so we don't forget. Okay, when do you want me to next year? What's the day that you're looking for? How did you become the Coinsar, Gaff? Would you say it was like October?

Probably a month ago. Oh, I thought it was later. Oh, no, no, it was probably about December. Okay, so let's make December 1st, December 1st, the re-election. Okay. Because it was, it was upon the successful sale of 5,000 coins. Yeah. Right.

So whenever that stream was. That would have been like December 17th, I think. But are we, but we said we're going to have the coin reelect the Tsar, right? Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. We still need to do the ceremony. So do we want it on the first or do we want it on the 17th? I guess the 17th.

Okay, cool. I will say elect new coin czar. You got it. Also, for another bit of housekeeping, Andrew said he was going to measure his back this week. Five. All right. Tune in next week for the official measurement.

Eric. It's time to end this podcast, but I'm going to ask you one question before we do. Oh, my God. You got it. Did you deserve to live today? Oh, dude, I cannot. We did not bring it up on this podcast.

I can't wait to talk about it. Fuck, it's the craziest thing in the world. We never will. It's going to get lost to time. You're crazy. You're an insane person. I'm not insane. I'm totally sane.

It's a common thing to do, I bet. No, it's not. No. Is there another podcast between this and the stakeout coming out? We have, ooh. Yes. Yeah. Yeah.

Yes, there is. We should talk about it in that one because that conversation comes up. in stakeout and it'll be nice to have the context for it. Yeah, I agree. So next episode we'll talk about it. I'm going to put it in the notes. And until then. Yep. All right, well, uh, let's all fuck off and do other stuff then. Thanks for hanging out

and doing a podcast with me. Of course. Thank you. Yeah, sure.com slash the regulation pod. We'll see you next time. Bye. Bye. Bye. Five. Five. Five. Five.