F**kface - Toad in the Hole // Andrew Entered America by accident [125]

Episode Date: October 26, 2022

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Andrew's ""innocence,"" perfnect, Jack on the Break Show, Dan's judgement, Andrew's water keyboard, airing cupboard, hot and cold taps, Geoff's Gems of War progress, a Unifarm ad on any show, Gavin wants to be the only british person around, upcoming TPG content, Andrew entered America by accident, Bingo, Monkey Movie reschedule, good letters, and Geoff's broken finger & 60% ankle. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to [e-mail]  Sponsored by BetterHelp at http://betterhelp.com/face , Fum at http://www.breathefum.com/face , and Hello Tushy http://hellotushy.com/face Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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What happened? I was doing dumb throat clears. And then you started doing dumb throat clears and then you started doing dumb throat clears Jeff and my mouth was filled with water and I just did like four spit tanks. Oh my wall is dripping. It's on the wall. It's shot everywhere. Were we rolling for that? I was.

Oh great. Welcome to Face 125. First episode of season five, apparently. Oh, yeah. What a great way to end season four. My own death. Oh, my Lord. Andrew, I got to say, man, that was, I hope you never change.

That was the most entertaining 25 minutes of my life, maybe. I'm an innocent man. Andrew managed to take the most boring part of the... Well, he had the easiest part and somehow came off as the best part of that challenge, which was incredible.

It's phenomenal. You know what blew me away the most? What blew you away the most? We went an entire episode without mentioning extra medium. Why do you do that? Move on. on we're done i almost made a reference to it accidentally and i was like don't want to do that let's step away from that oh hey speaking of making references to shit that uh has come up a lot lately should we talk about why we push the monkey movie again

oh yeah i think this is the last time we should mention if it gets pushed. Cause we've been ridiculous. I was saying to Nick earlier, I wonder if we took every moment of us scheduling it, that we've recorded. How much, how much is that footage? How long is it?

Is there an episode? Is there a full episode worth of us discussing the scheduling of MVP too? Cause it was supposed to, what, what date did Nick say? The first one was? Like February or March? March 18th was the date,

the initial recording date for Monkey Movie 2. March 18th. I mean, that sounds good to me. Dude, I don't think you can commit to March 18th next year. If I thought we could submit that date and we would do it,

it would be worth it to me because we're not going to film till then anyway just based on how this is going but I don't trust that if we if we set it in stone March 18th I'm there's like an 80% chance you won't be here at least so it was my fault again I was but it was sort of I it was expected I felt like the last time we recorded you gave off a tone that was like it's probably going to get moved but you just don't want to say it yeah well i was juggling the uh the rental days of a camera being available the quarry being available and when dan was in and it just came to uh everything's only gonna line up tomorrow which is when we're gonna no totally yeah understood it gives me more time to perfect wow did i- Wow, did I say perf-nec?

What did I say? That was a fucking horrible combination of words trying to say perfect. It allows me more time to work on the banana wipe. That's probably my favorite flub. Perf-nec-ed? Perf-nec-ed. That was so funny to me.

It was so bad. Typically, when you flub, you could see like the person was thinking between two different words and they kind of got mixed they didn't know what to go with perfunct is nothing there's just nothing that's just wrong that's just a miss i was uh i was doing another podcast uh with jack this morning super fan jack uh who by the way made a face appearance we should probably mention uh but uh oh really yeah i'll tell you about a. Anyway, we were doing one of the other podcasts with him this morning.

It was a busy podcast today. This is my fourth podcast today, but he mispronounced enthusiasm, enthusiasm, and didn't know and just kept going. I stopped the podcast. I held my hand and I was like, we gotta stop. It sounds like a really psyched up room.

Yeah, that you said enthusiasm, and he was like oh it was fucking awesome oh I've a just for one way if we ever have time I've put I've plopped a little video in the slack channel oh you did well that's exciting I'll be honest I really don't have anything for this episode so you you go

right ahead yeah why don't you all hit hit play on the on three maybe okay well I already hit play. Okay, do you want to sync up, Jeff? One, two, three. Okay, here we go. Hi, B. Hi, B.

If you asked someone what size shirt they needed... I asked someone what size shirt they needed. Yeah. Yeah. And they said, extra medium. Yeah. What size shirt would you bring them? Yeah. Yeah. And they said, extra medium. Yeah. What? Sorry, sure, but just bring them. Just a medium?

Yes! Just a medium? Why? And you wouldn't bring them a large? No. Just bring them a medium. I think they're a muffin. Why? I've seen the video.

I feel like my video proves more than what Gavage has posted. My Bingo Wheel video confirms more. I don't know. Dan thinks that that should be... It's just Dan's opinion. I don't know. I don't understand what you're trying to... I feel like you've already won, Gavage.

I just never provided anyone else's opinion. I just thought that was an interesting one. I just asked him randomly and... He also insulted Eric, basically, at the end, which I thought was worth posting. That's true. The guy you spend that much time with and have a successful channel with and livelihood depends on you guys working together. You asked him randomly, and then he just sort of agreed with you. That's pretty crazy.

Yeah, I got to ask. What does that have to do with whether he's never heard that before? What do you mean? Well, you don't know that at all, first of all. And secondly, secondly, out of all the people on Earth. No offense. Listen, let me preface this by saying I genuinely love Dan. I have an affection for him.

I've gotten to know him over the last decade or so. I've seen him grow up and blossom into the successful man that he is. I think he's the best. I genuinely enjoy time with him when I get to have it. Had a great dinner with him earlier this year when we all went to dinner on the windy night.

But if I'm asking anybody's opinion on something that requires intelligence, he's low. He's low on that list. I would probably ask somebody at a gas station first. All right, fair play.

I do appreciate you calling out that he... Yeah, he insulted Eric and that's always fun. Called him a Muppet. Yeah, that was good. That was enjoyable. I don't even know

if that is an insult. I don't know what that is. I guess not. I would be pretty excited if I was called a Muppet. I love the Muppets. Yeah, that's like saying, I thought being chuffed was being mad, but apparently it's not.

None of this makes sense to me. So the times people have been chuffed with you, you're like, wow, what's that problem? Yeah, people have said that, and they just go, I mean, okay, I'm sorry, whoops. What does chuffed mean? I thought it meant bothered. Yeah, it means really happy.

Yeah, it means you're stoked on something. It doesn't sound stoked. Can I ask a random sort of question about Microsoft Word, Microsoft whatever, your system? Is it subscription only for everything now? Do they only do subscriptions for that stuff? You mean like Microsoft Office? Yeah, like Microsoft Office, all this stuff.

Is it subscription only at this stage? Does anyone use it? Does anyone try to? Might be. Could you go to the store and just buy a license for the latest version of it? Let me, I'll just, I'll lead you. Yesterday, I spilled half of a liter of water on my apple keyboard everything was fine oh it got all over

not really so much the f it was like the bottom right of it it was the right side mainly and then i was like i don't want to deal with this so I just went to bed and I woke up and my keyboard was still wet uh dried it off waited a little bit it was fine everything worked fine until the evening hours later randomly now when I hit keys other keys appear than what I want to hit so if I hit the p key it gives me the p and the o and the u and the y and when I hit the P key, it gives me the P and the O and the U and the Y. And when I hit delete or backspace, it turns my keyboard off. My audio buttons are the plus sign and the one below. So everything has just been reassigned. And I couldn't figure out what was going on.

So I first, I changed the batteries, didn't fix it. Are you saying that you tried to dry it the next day? Well, it was one of those things where I was so tired and i spilled water all over my lip it upside down let it drain i could have done i listen you're right there are things i could have done i made mistakes in the moment i was very fatigued i just wanted to go to bed i wanted to be quiet as quiet as i possibly could be and i wanted to go to sleep. I fucked it up. I should have put it downwards.

I did that when I woke up five hours later. But those are precious five hours. And it worked fine, as I said. It worked fine for like five or six hours, and then all of a sudden, it just stopped working. Maybe next time, I'll try to send a message at some point. I'll reconnect it. Well, it doesn't sound like it stopped working it sounds like it just started working differently that's a better way to put it it's still right you just like identify what each key does now and then just paint the new letter or function on top of it so like yeah

just relabel the keys i thought about that my b and n and m key no longer work and there are not alternates to the keys that double and anytime i go backwards to remove one of the double keys that i don't want my keyboard turns off for a second it desyncs it is like the power button has been reassigned to the delete backspace button it's a nightmare it doesn't work at all. So I thought, oh, how do I fix this? I tried changing the batteries. That didn't work. I tried rebooting my computer. That didn't work. I heard updating the OS, if you're out of date, could potentially solve keyboard issues. So I updated my OS. Everything is fine. I go in. Once the new S is up, it says, hey, your Microsoft Windows is out of date. You need to download this app to get it going.

So I tried to do that, asked for my Apple ID, which I haven't used in a long time. I guess they locked me out of my account immediately when I got it wrong. Had to unlock my account, forgot my new password, had to change my password again, had to go through, it was a whole effort i was so mad just everything was complicated everything needed one more step ultimately all this stuff led to me realizing that at least on mac i don't know if this is the same on windows stuff windows runs the subscription you can no longer just buy a disc and get office it would be like 80 a year i'd have to pay 80 a year the only reason why update is because I spilled water on my keyboard.

I think I have to pay like $7 a month now. Did you think you could update the water out of your keyboard? I just didn't know if it was a sync issue. I don't know how anything. I was just going through all the steps I could possibly go through. Couldn't you just use Google Docs? Potentially. I do use Windows for a work-specific thing.

So I wanted to just keep that because I know how that works. I understand. You've got an architecture you like. I have a system. I have everything laid out a specific way. So I think trying to reverse water out of my keyboard by updating my OS is going to cost me $7 a month going forward.

Unless I can find a worker. I'm sure the one... I was just curious. I didn't know if... Well, I think we're actually Mac users here. Do you have an errand cupboard? An errand cupboard? Errand? What? Errand cupboard? What is an errand cupboard?

In England, it's where you put all the stuff you spill water on. It's like where the boiler is and you keep your towels in there. Every house stores the hot water for your boiler. You would refer to a towel as the thing you spill water on? No, it was basically a very hot, dry cupboard, right? So it's nice to keep the towels in there. They stay all warm.

You're just using the radiant heat byproduct. And if you spill on your keyboard, you just shove your keyboard in the air and cupboard for a few weeks. I'm sure everything you just said is sensible. I still am processing spilled off, Gavin. It doesn't, it's just such a weird, I'm getting out of the pool.

I'll be with you guys in a minute. I just got to go spill off. I don't want to get water everywhere. What you talking about is that what i said you said spill i don't think i just don't think we have airing cupboards in america unfortunately yeah i don't have one in in my house but you know is that a thing like when you so you buy you buy your your house in america do you go looking around the house and you're like, where the hell is the airing cupboard? Wait a minute. Does this house not have an airing cupboard?

You just took it for granted it would be there and it was a shock. I got a tankless heater. But in England, I had a big freaking ginormous water tank that stored hot water. Yeah, there you go. Post a picture of it. And it would only come on twice a day. So if you missed all the hot water in the morning,

you'd have to either have a cold shower or wait until it came on at like 7 p.m. Ah, that sounds like the army. Yeah, that sucks. We had a bit of rationing. It's also why I think that in the UK, the hot and cold tap are separate taps because you can drink the cold water,

but you can't drink the hot water. Why is it not potable? Not potable. Really? Hmm. But I know that's a thing people find weird, is that if you're trying to wash your hands and you want warm water, you have to kind of like move your hand under the hot water and then under the cold one, and then you have to just go back

and forth to make warm, or you just fill the sink. Oh, I don't like that. No, that doesn't, no. And you hold countries like that? Well, it's like the old houses. It's like a, I think it's like a post-war thing. Oh, okay. So like the new houses that they built probably. Yeah, a new house might have single taps and no air in cupboard,

but I've never lived in one of them. Hmm. Wild. Wow. Yeah, well, what about that, Andrew? Did you put it in your air in cupboard? I didn't. I wish I had one.

I feel like I've seen this in houses, though, but I just didn't know that there was a specific name for it. I feel like I've seen this before. Yeah, I'll go with that. I've seen people put shelves around. There's a photo of a hot water heater with some shelves in front of it. I've seen people multi-use cupboards

where hot water heaters go before. I keep the dog food in... Well, I have a tankless one as well, but I keep the... Where it was is like an HVAC now, and I keep the dog food there. Hmm. How far are you, Jeff,

in the Jeff achievement in Gems of War? Are we close on that? I keep needing to ask you about that. Thanks for asking. I am at 66% or 67%. I'm not sure which.'re getting close i'm getting very last time we talked about it was like 40 you've made good progress what i'm doing right now is uh other things in the game to boost my character like in-game stuff to make it easier, but also collecting resources I need. So I could probably be like 72% right now

if I wanted to, but I'm just kind of collecting resources and then I'll just do a bunch all at once. But yeah, thanks. I still play every day. I'm still working on it actively. Do you think you'll do the face thing and play all the way to 99% and just stop?

No, I'm definitely getting this stupid achievement. Now, who knows if I get, if I like, I'll get to 98% and the game will shut down or something. That could happen. That's what I was going to say. Have you ever met anybody else that plays Gems of War? Because you're literally the only person

I've ever heard of that plays it. I have, no, I don't know a single person who plays it. That'd be like a strange bonding moment for you if you met someone who is equally like the one other. It's you two are the ones that are keeping the server going. I'm sure it's insanely popular, but it's just I've never heard anybody. I mean, I don't know that it is.

Really? I think it's, I will say, I think it's a lot more popular as a mobile and PC game. Yes. I think it's less popular as, I think it's probably more popular as an Xbox game than a PlayStation game. And then there's it's less popular as I think it's probably more popular as an Xbox

game than a PlayStation game. And then there's a Switch version that came out not too terribly long ago as well. I think nobody plays

those, but it's definitely more of like a PC mobile thing. How mad would you be, Jeff, if Andrew beat you to that achievement? Oh, I wouldn't. I wouldn't care at

all. Yeah, I don't. I'm glad you said that because you could have you could have been really mean and said you would care and then it would become content and then I'd have to play Gems of War.

Andrew would have activated if you would have been annoyed by it. No, I can't do that to him. That would be like a thousand hours of gameplay for him to get there. I also have been supportive of Jeff and his Gems of War thing. I don't know what the codes do, but sometimes

I get a game pass. Here, get these free do but sometimes I get like a game pass here get these free things and gems of war I was forwarded Jeff yeah you gave me a weapon I really really appreciated it thank you of course I've no it's the funny thing of I don't I assume these things are useful to you I've no clue what they do or how they work within the game but yeah they're useful in very specific instances but it they're more useful and like if you don't get it now it could take a year to get it again so it's like a lot of it is just like collecting stuff you may need down the road you know that's crazy like stuff gets re-released into the game in cycles so it's like oh fuck i missed that opportunity or that event well well i'll try again hopefully six months from now

it'll show up again it's so fascinating how games like that are profitable and not visible ways like i feel like you don't ever hear conversations about candy crush anymore but that's a game that makes like a billion dollars a year every year still i wonder i i'm curious i should look into gems of war i would like to know how much money the game best fiends makes because that game has been advertised on every podcast I listen to for three years straight. What game? Best Fiends. F-I-E-N-D-S. Best Fiends? Never heard of it. I don't know that

we've ever done an advertisement for it. I mean, we being Rooster Teeth, not F-I-N-D-S. I hear it on all my celebrity gossip podcasts, a bunch of different kinds. And it's kind of a Candy Crush type game. I played it for like a day.

I wasn't into it. But I imagine their budget must be tremendous based on how many ads they're buying. Those are great. Terrible mobile game ads are always fantastic. There's so many of them. They're just terrible. Best fiends. Yeah.

Like I always hear it advertised on Tom Segura podcasts, and I'm pretty sure those aren't cheap. I wonder how much it would cost to get a uniform ad on a show. If you could put a uniform ad on any show, Jeff, what would you want it on? Dude, that's actually, I'm really glad to hear you say that, because I was thinking the other day, like how much would it cost us to just buy enough airtime to publish one episode

of Does It Do late at night? That'd be such a great idea. I love that. Right? Like, on TV. Yeah, like a made-for-TV thing. Yeah, just like an infomercial, right? Like, how expensive is that?

Like, three in the morning for 15 minutes. Does it do come it doesn't do episode three comes on. So I don't want to this feels like it could be sausage talk in a sense. We've talked about I feel like a natural evolution of does it do is eventually for a product to come out of does it do? Yeah. Is

that is that the moment you do it or would you rather just like episode one of does it do airs at this random channel at 2 a.m 2 to 2 15 a.m i mean i think i'm open to all options i think it's it's more of a like and waiting for the opportunity to present itself in a way that feels right you know what i mean it's like you kind of you kind of you kind of surf the waves of possibility instead of trying to make stuff happen and so i just i feel like i feel like especially with uniform i feel like the the future is pregnant with possibilities and we're

just kind of like just kind of see see where things go okay i like for instance i think when the switch fuck comes out i think that could be a very funny tiktok product you know we're not going to make enough to sell like that but i could see a product like that going viral in a funny way on a platform like tiktok i would love to place an ad for uniform just on one of our internal podcasts because i assume most of the company doesn't know what that is so we could easily sneak it by them well i did do one for um what was the i'm blanking on the name right now um thank me later i had to thank me later ad on the roosterteeth oh right that's true that That's true. That's true. That's true.

That was brilliant, by the way. I think we should do it. I think we should cut some sort of a uniform promo that runs on, I mean, I guarantee you put it on Red Web. Oh, I just had an idea. I was great. I'm happy with this.

We haven't had it happen many times, but in the past, we've had requests of like, hey, this new show is coming out. Can we run an ad for it on your feed? I feel like there needs to be an ad exchange. We will gladly allow an ad for another show on our feed in exchange for a potential uniform. Now, that's a good idea.

Did John ever advertise our podcast on his show? I think John dislikes me because of your characterization of what happened. I think John might be mad at me. Let's get him to do a face on his one. Yeah. Does he still make that? What was the name of it? No.

Toad in the Hole or something? What was it? Real canon. That was it. Does he still make that? I don't think so. I don't think so. Toad in the Hole or something? What was it? Real canon. That was it. Does he still make that? I don't think so. I don't think so. Toad in the hole?

I enjoyed it. So I didn't even work for it. Toad in the hole? I don't know. We now need to make a Toad in the hole podcast. Get ready for a supplemental Toad in the hole coming your way. Dude, Toad in the hole should just be Gavin talking to British people about British shit. Like, that's the Gab Dan podcast.

I mean, if anything, that's an offshoot of sausage talk because there is a sausage in Toad in the Hole. That is true. That is true. That's a great point. I do think that's a really,

that is a really funny way though because you're right. We always get like, hey, somebody else in our periphery in our ad network is like looking to trade ads. Is anybody in the network amenable to it? And I always

raise my hand and go like, f*** faces! And then I never hear any word spoken again. I'm like, if they'll run an ad for f*** face, we'll run an ad for theirs. And then it's like crickets. So maybe I could get away with a uniform. I think that would work. I think it's worth it. I think it's great.

What we should do, too, is we should get somebody else to do the voiceover so it doesn't sound like us, right? Like Nick. I feel like Nick could pull it off. Yeah, right. Oh, Nick said, oh. He used to do radio ads. Do you have a radio voice, Nick?

Could you do a different? Absolutely, I can. Just give me something to read here. How about Uniform, combining the power of one with the fabric of the farm? Uniform. Uniform, combining the fabric of one...

Combining the fabric of one with the fabric of the farm. It's perfect. We're going to give him a script, but the voice is great. I think what he just delivered is perfect for this show. I think that's the quality everybody comes to expect.

Talk about legendary flubs. I love that. You know what? That was a beautiful name. I wish I had the person's name. Somebody, because we talked about when we were pitching ideas for the Switch Fuck, I brought up doing like a baseball version of it. Somebody was like, we should do that and call it a Switch Hitter. i just i think that's so funny i wish i knew the name but whoever

that was it's a great comment i think that's a great idea too and i i don't know you know based on how successful the switch fuck is maybe we do do that maybe we make one why not right i'm just excited about toad in the hole that's gonna be Yeah, when's episode one coming out of Toad in the Hole? That's the schedule, Eric. You're out of your... You want to talk about scheduling? You want to talk about scheduling today? Sometime after MVP 2.

Yeah, as soon as we're done with Monkey Movie, we'll get that on the calendar, man. All you have to do is just book me and one other British person at the same time. You just got to find them.

The problem is Gavin doesn't like other British person at the same time. You just gotta find them. The problem is, Gavin doesn't like other British people. Is that true? Anytime there'd be a British person in the periphery, Gavin would always be like,

I don't like having them around. I want to be the only British person around here. Do you believe that, Derek? I think that you've said it one time. You think I've said I want to be the only British person around one time. He's said it more than once. I think if Jeff is saying it, I think it happened one time, maybe.

This all happened from one time we were out at a bar. So you didn't say it one time. No, you did say it one time we were out of a bar. So you didn't say it one time! No, you did say it one time! This all stems from this one time we were at a bar, and it was like South by Southwest, and there were more British people in town, and one of them was just chatting to us, and Geoff just did that thing,

where he's like, why don't you like that guy? Why are you sitting next to that guy? And I was like, huh? That's where this came from. So what he you saying eric is he he did say it sure i think what toad in the hole needs to be based on gavin's hatred of british people you can possibly have one show with one person i I think, Eric, you need to book like 12 British people

and Gavin, as soon as you get tired of the British person you're currently talking to, you yell Toad in the Hole. They have to immediately leave and the next person comes in and it just goes as long as it goes. The series ends when we run out of Brits. And we'll have a Toad

in the Hole on the desk and like for each sausage in the pan is one person that can come in and they have to take their sausage. This is great. We've already developed the show. This is not sausage talk. I love great show. Toad in the Hole is a food that Gavin has shown us

and Andrew has made it a catchphrase similar to fire in the hole to get somebody out as quickly as possible. And you have to take your sausage and leave. So it's whenever I get bored? Yeah, whenever you're done with them. Yeah, you're like, we're good.

Tone the hole. They have to leave. Yeah, well, exactly. You can control that. And they don't know what that means. So they just get pushed off set as soon as you say it. They don't understand what's coming. Who's doing the pushing? Anybody.

I don't know. It's not my job. Listen, I came up with all the other stuff. You can figure out a thing or two about your own show. Bringing 80% of the genius here. Oh, my God. Speaking of other shows, i really want to do we talked about doing a thing with tpg yeah you guys need to see the notes for it i would love to do the

first one we're talking about doing one of us with tpg and just rotating out different episodes okay based on the notes he gave like a toad in the hole sort of format like a toad in the hole sort of format yeah exactly you get it i the hole sort of format, yeah. Exactly. You get it. I'd love to do the first one. I'm excited. That thing is great. And I feel like on the topic of... Yeah, we should...

They need to be sent to you. Eric sent them to me in the past. They're not available. I don't have them queued up. I'm just thinking about TPG. Are they present in your Microsoft Word account? They are. And I can't open them unless I give them $8.95.

They're clogging up the bingo machine. They're stuck in the tube. I got, and we all did, one of the best unexpected emails I've ever received in a long time. The Apple Odyssey 2K22. And nobody responded, by the way. Well, I didn't really know what to reply to.

It sounds like a great offer, I guess. Well, no, I guess it is. I'm excited to pick apples at some point. I didn't know. I forget that TPG is a Boston guy. Yes. Nothing about him feels Boston. Really? To me, yeah, no, he feels very West Coast to me

in my interactions with him. I mean, he's been on both coasts. Yeah. Bit of a mixed bag, isn, he feels very West Coast to me in my interactions with him. I mean, he's been on both coasts. Yeah. Bit of a mixed bag, isn't he? Well, I've spent the least amount of time with him, I'd say, out of the three. But just in the stories I've heard and the interactions I've had,

feels very, like, Californian to me. Okay. He's a huge Celtics fan. Is he? Yeah, yeah. Oh, that's great. Yeah, big time. Big time.

Should talk to him about that. That's a great email. I made my day. That TPG email, genuinely, I was so happy to see it. It's great. Have you explained what it is yet in this? What, the email? Do people know what you're talking about?

No, I guess not, without any context. Do they know who TPG is? To what extent do I need to read this in? We've talked about TPG. He's the guy who Gavin used to go to movies with and have the cool guy movie club. And then he moved back home to Boston.

Well, I'm pretty sure I just joined Eric in TPG's movie club. Oh, okay. And he's a guy that we all like a lot. Yeah, he's great. He sent an email asking, or not asking, I guess inviting us to explore different apples based out of the mass area.

Yeah. It was just exciting. It was a very enthusiastic and clever email. Is it post-November? That's the thing. He didn't give a specific date at all, so it theoretically could be post-November. So you'll set foot in Boston? I would be willing to post-November. Yeah, I'm open to that

idea. Good. I've been very clear this entire time. Okay. Post-November. Post-November. Yeah, I'm open to that idea. Good. I've been very clear this entire time. Okay. Post-November. Post-November. No, wait a minute. What is post-November? By saying post-November,

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a little bit of credit? The queen is on my money. True. I feel like if it's the equivalent, I'm as British as goldfish are, goldfish crackers are a G food. Yeah. I think those are equal.

Hey, speaking of which, I have a procedural question. Does this mean now, does all the money get reprinted with King Charles? I have no idea. That's an interesting thought. Do you know that, Gav? I mean, I assume that when they make new, I don't think they're going to. Like they're not going to invalidate all the existing money.

They'll just like going forward, start printing him. Yeah. I mean, to be fair, they should just probably skip him altogether. forward start printing him. Yeah. I mean, to be fair, they should just probably skip him altogether. He somehow, like, he looks older than she did. That's what we're saying in that picture, right?

Yeah. It's wild. Yeah. I don't know. I mean, the coronation, I think the coronation can take up to, like, I think the queen was technically queen for over a year before she was coronated. So it's all a very slow changeover, even though technically he was immediately the king. Probably a lot of paperwork. Who would you say is the most beloved British figure living at this point?

Beckham? Really? You think Beckham ranks? Rowan Atkinson. Yeah. Are we talking international? Because I think David Beckham Paul Hollywood maybe Prue

I don't even know who Paul Hollywood is who is Paul Hollywood he's uh he's one of the judges on Great Bitter Spake Off oh okay he's got the frosted tips

oh that guy that's Paul Hollywood yeah okay I can see him great name by the way sounds real it's a fantastic name

hey speaking of other shows uh real fast i just uh just some uh housekeeping so we did uh what is what was formerly known and i'm this is also serving as a notification to you guys uh eric and i shot what was formerly known as uh face break shit yesterday uh it was kind of a surprise episode. And it was a surprise because Eric and I were both very, very, very busy the last couple days and neither of us had the time to promote it. So we realized yesterday morning that nobody on Earth knew

we were about to do a break show. So I tried to cancel it and Eric was too professional to let me do that. And so we did it anyway. But then as a big surprise, minor fan, I guess major league fan Jack showed up and, and shared the whole thing with us. Wow.

So he, he has actually appeared on that show now. Uh, and he was great on it and it was great to have him. I got to admit. Uh, but also, and the reason I said formally is I've decided, and I hope you guys don't mind, uh, but I've decided to change the name of that show to something less confusing. So I'm just going to call it the Break Show from here on out, and I think that that will help it attract audiences on YouTube. The Break Show?

The Break Show, yeah. It's a wider net to cast. So you took F*** Face off it? No, I took Break Shit off of it. Man, that really hampens our f*** lines for the other show, F*** Face Make Shit. No, it doesn't. We can still do that. we could call it the make

the make show that's no make show is isn't that like a euphemism for taking a shit uh it can be yeah like i had to make like i had to make water for peeing the poo show what you never heard like oh the dog made on the floor? No. Yeah, I've heard that. I think it's like East Coast talk, isn't it? I have no idea. I've just never heard it. Oh. Made.

Anyway, so, Jack actually showed up for once, and obviously y'all didn't. You were very busy. I get it. Emily didn't show up either. It was just Eric and I. You just said no one knew about it. No one being the audience. Yeah, the audience didn't know. In. It was just Eric. You just said no one knew about it. No one being the audience.

In that case, why not cancel it? If no one knew about it and you wanted to cancel it, why didn't you just move it? My question is, did Jack know about it or did you trap him? No, Jack knew about it.

It was something Eric did in the background. He invited Jack to it and I didn't know. Andrew, you knew about it. We both knew about it. Eric did. It was something Eric did in the background. Like he invited Jack to it and I didn't know. He just showed up. Andrew, you knew about it. We both knew about it. We both said we couldn't do it.

Yeah, Gavin, did you not know that you knew about it? You not only knew about it, you said no to it. Right. Okay. Yeah, I mean, I didn't look at it.

Okay, okay. I just forgot. You said, could you do this? I said no and I just forgot about it I didn't know if it was the same one it could have been a different one you're making it sound like it popped up out of nowhere to the audience it did that was the point I was making

I still don't understand why you couldn't just move it if nobody was expecting it because we've been trying to schedule the monkey movie since March and it's about October yeah he's right. And also, we hadn't done one in September, and I tried to do one a month,

and if we didn't make it this week, we wouldn't get it until mid-October. He was right, and it turned out to be a great show. We had a lot of fun. I don't even know how to tell you guys about Bingo, but I am very excited about Bingo. Oh, I know about Bingo. You know about Bingo?

I am very excited about Bingo. Bingo the dog, because somebody, one of Eric's friends sent in a pack of Bingo? I am very excited about Bingo. Bingo the dog, because somebody, one of Eric's friends sent in a pack of Bingo cards, and they were some of the best cards I have ever seen in my life. I've always wanted to see that movie. I haven't seen it before,

but I just know it's like a, it's about a dog that does all sorts of crazy shit, right? Like an almost air bud, but like unlimited stuff. Yeah, he like, as I understand it, because Jack had seen it

and was very excited to retell it uh bingo uh bingo ended up in the circus somehow but the circus the circus boss was mean and made bingo do bad so yeah bingo uh had to jump through flames we have a really sad card of bingo staring at fire and it just says bingo can't do it and we want to put that on a shirt uh and then uh somehow bingo was owned by the place kicker for the new york jets or no for the uh yeah the jets he got yeah and then he got traded to the packers and then bingo got lost along the way or he eventually got reunited and the bad circus boss got got his i guess but uh it was i want to see the movie very badly too. And I even said to Eric,

I was like, oh, we should add this. We should add this to the list of movies we need to watch. And he looked at me like he could have killed me with his eyes in that moment. I think he would have. What if we do a week of movies?

What if that's what we use in office? Because we can't schedule a day of movie. No, but what if we just do an office? One of our office days, we just watch movies. That's true. That was what we were going to do, wasn't it? But the next office day has to get rescheduled because Jeff is out of town.

That's my fault. That's on me. Okay. I also told you guys about that at least a month ago. That's true. It's not like a new surprise. I've known about that for a while. I think when we decided to do the first one and we scheduled them,

I said, I'm going to have to cancel the second one immediately. Oh, my God. Is that from the movie? That's bingo. Oh, no. We got to see this movie. Oh, my God. It's a comedy.

It's funny, right?uff film? It's funny, right? This is a kid's film, right? This is... Is that a picture of Bingo in court? It's pause on the Bible. Oh my God. You don't have the Bingo can't do it do you eric i've been looking the whole time

for it i'm looking so hard man i want to put that on a shirt so bad yeah i think i think we talked about it i think we probably just could right i mean you know ask for forgiveness right man i've been trying to find bingo can't do it and it is is just, it's a tough one. You get a bunch of bingo cards. I just tried myself. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my God. I feel like if you illegally make bingo merchandise, that guy with the gun is the guy who's coming for you.

I don't know who else would pursue you in the bingo universe. Well, you know, let's keep bingo out there in the periphery, and maybe if we do a movie week or if we have some extra time after Monkey Movie, maybe we could slot that in. I feel like there was another movie we wanted to watch.

Was it like a George C. Scott movie or something? Day of the Pelican or something? No, it was the football one. The football action movie. Oh, Last Boy Scout? Yeah. Yeah, we should do that one too. We should definitely do that.

We're going to have a great movie day one day. I can't wait. It's going to be fantastic. I have to ask, because now the deadline was moved again. Is the Banana White presentation finished? No, it would have been finished today, but because it got rescheduled,

it's not done. 80% of it is done. I'm going to finish it either this week or next week. Now, is it fair to say that it's been rescheduled? I think at this point it's just been descheduled,

right? Like, is it on the books anywhere currently? Let's get it on the books. Okay, what do you want on the books, guys? Alright, let me pull up my calendar. I'll throw out the first date and then we'll go from that. Okay, so let me see. I'm doing this thing next week

and then I'm very busy doing the 10th. Nope. 14th. The 7th. I can't do the 14th. How about October? How about October 20th? Can't do the 14th. How about October 20th?

Can't do it. Oh. October 19th. I can do the 19th. All right. Let's do it. 19th? We doing the 19th? Let's do the 19th.

What time? 1 p.m. Ooh. No, I'm just kidding. So 11 Pacific, 1 p.m. Yeah, how's that work for y'all? Is that okay? Fantastic.

Sounds great. Put it in the books. There you go. October 19th. It's in the books. It's in the books. All right. And banana wipes will be done banana waves will be done by

then as long as the technology is available we just lost uh all of my office all my my windows applications are gone oh no is that what you were telling us is that you'd lost the the monkey presentation no i haven't started putting in any of the slides yet, but I got the script laid out. 80% done, guys. 80%. Well, that's the easy part is just you drop the photos in. I got the photos in. I got the script. I'm emailing zoos.

I'm doing everything that I need to do. He's like, I'm 80% of the way done. I have all the puzzle pieces. I just got to put them together real fast. I'm excited for the 18th of October when you start working on this again. No, it's going to get kicked fully back in the gear next week.

Did you say you're emailing zoos? That's fine. Anyway, I had to rewatch it again and I'm going to do the script. That's the motive. I've seen this movie like five times now. Don't want to watch it again. Enjoy it. I don't enjoy it that much. I was never a huge MVP guy.

Loved MVP too. That was the thing, which I've only seen two times maybe. So it's a great discrepancy in my watches. Do you think MVP, like this has improved your opinion of MVP or worsened it? I think what's fascinating about this is I have rewatched the first five minutes of MVP 2 within the last year, and it has nothing to do with what MVP has to do. So I'm really, I'm recapping a movie for context that there is none for MVP 2. You're not going to take anything away.

It's sort of a pointless endeavor, summarizing MVP 1 for the purpose of going into MVP 2. They don't connect in any way. If we didn't already have deep lore about nothing, I would nominate it's sort of a pointless endeavor as the tagline for this podcast. It's a great tagline. Yeah.

Deep lore about nothing is way better, though. It also describes Gavin's ability to become friendly with another British person. It's a pointless endeavor. Toad in the hole. I'm genuinely excited for Toad in the hole it's gonna be great we need to do the chip thing too that also has to go on the schedule

can I include I've been wondering about this can a corn based snack be in the rotation does it have to be a chip like like a bugle yeah a bugle I was bugle is the one i was thinking more as the the as you made fun of them you mock canada's one of canada's great snacks as saying it looks like carnival food

the cheesies i would like to submit the cheesies because i do feel it is an iconic staple of canadian snacking is that made by utz it's not made by Utz. It's made by Hawkins. Oh, okay. Different companies. Dude, the whole reason I went to Walmart was to get those Utz cheese balls

because it was the only brand I could find called Utz and they said they carried them. I don't know, man. I don't know. Maybe we need to have like a separate category for non-chip based flavors here's the thing though if

we do that we're never gonna do that category we're only gonna do the chip snack thing once we're not doing multiple iterations of it i don't think so just will never be included how are we doing that what do you mean is that an in-person thing no i think we all submit i think it could be like the apple review i think we all submit three flavors that come from our country and then we uh have them and review them at the time yeah there's no way i can narrow it down to three well you got what snack attack build a snack like everything yeah you got a tough lineup i feel like it's very definitive for me fuzzy whistles zippy zazoo's i mean i'm also i'm scouting i don't think i talked about it before I feel like it's very definitive for me. Fuzzy Whizzles.

Zippy Zazoo's. I mean, I'm also, I'm scouting. I don't think I talked about it before. Did I show you the KFC chips that Canada just got? No. KFC is doing a brand of Ruffles. Only for Canada? Only for Canada.

Because Kentucky is in my country. Yeah. It's a strange choice by them. here put it in the chat or bb2 it already uh yeah so i've been doing my scouting original recipe chicken kfc slash pfk which is the french version kfc they're just chicken chips i was very disappointed there's nothing kentucky fried chicken flavor really about them i don't think i've ever had a chicken chip really yeah chicken's not a flavor for potato chips in america it's not all that common either in canada but it's it sometimes appears it's more of i do it as like a british flavor yeah there's a lot of roast chicken walkers and all that you fan of a chicken

chip gavin yeah i don't mind it it's a nice flavor it's a good chip uh will you be submitting a chicken chip gavin i don't think walker's roast chicken is a unique enough flavor like it's got nothing on frazzles in my opinion what the fuck is a frazzle is like is like a weird blue shade and it's that's what that's not that's the chicken yeah that's frazzles it's the bacon that looks like dude that looks like a dog treat it does look like that looks like a that looks like something i'd give henry i'd put a pill like it's got a pill pocket in it. Frazzles are so, it's one of those things, like I can taste a frazzle in my mouth right now.

It's pierced my brain and you can imagine it well. Are you sure you haven't just, you're not just eating frazzles as we speak? No, I don't think I am. Okay, just had to check. The fun thing about frazzles is if Jeff was in the bingo game with them they could also be known as razzles azzles zles les as or s's uh to be fair i i never went deeper than two letters

so at the most it could have been azzles and that would be uh below the the actual picture of the crisp would be a thumb well potentially you said that like it makes you a man of integrity like we can all get a board like we can all join in on editing two letters out but three no like that was a hard and fast rule it just happened to me that there wasn't a letter you

deeper into the word otherwise it absolutely I did that was a hard and fast rule I kept I have ethics did you at least attempt to find an ugly fruit? Because I really want to know what they taste like. And I'm disappointed that we did. I did attempt to find one and I did not find one. I've never seen one in any store anywhere.

Nor have I. Even if he did find one, we wouldn't have gotten a picture of it. I would have taken a picture of it. I took a picture of everything. I took a picture of Uchiko. I of everything on i took a oh i did i took a picture of uchi ko i ate everything in there oh that's it looks like it's ugly it looks like an orange cut into a pumpkin for warmth and is living inside the pump it does that's a great description andrew it looks terrible it looks like it it looks like an orange is eating a pumpkin from the inside out

yeah anyone in the audience has had an ugly fruit please let us know I'd love to know it just it looks dry and flavorless it does I hear they're quite sweet though right really well yeah there's ugly pie which has nothing to do with ugly fruit it's just like didn't find any of that either i did find the upside down burger though you did some

might say you you created it you just like fine to me implies that like somebody else did it and you uncovered it well i created i created this whole segment so uh in that sense sure i guess i did did we ever go through Jeff's pictures and read out what he actually ate? No. I just assumed all of it. No. Oh, but like what they were,

what they actually were. Oh, I felt like they were all pretty obvious products. Well, just in case. Let's see. Yeah, it looks like sandwiches, cheese balls, waffles, mac and cheese. Burger, burrito, nutty buddy, gushers, stuffed crust pizza, crunch and munch, and munchos potato chips.

Oh, and upcake was actually a cupcake. Oh, okay. But it had a little football on it. Would you ever do that again, Jeff, as the creator of this bet? Oh, yeah. I loved it. I had a little football on it. Would you ever do that again, Jeff, as the creator of this bet? Oh, yeah, I loved it. I had a blast doing it. You'd do it again?

I would do it again in a second, yeah. Does the letters that exist make you less willing at all? Like, the U is out, so nobody can get a U, but the P is gone, too. Which I feel like was... Oh, there's a lot of easy letters in there. You think so?

I think so. B would be easy. B would be phenomenal. B is a great one. Yeah. But C would be good. What do you got with C? Chicken.

That's a great one. Done. Cheese. Cheese. Chicken. Oh, delicious. Churro fuck dude i could just eat churros for four days this is a question that i feel like is less impactful for jeff but what was the food you missed the most gavin when you're doing your thing um i don't really miss any food really

there's no you're weird with food you're not a big food you don't enjoy food there's no joy in it for you no i just i mean i'm always excited to be done eating yeah that's when i sit down let's get this over with the same with sleeping like when it's nighttime i'm just annoyed i'm like annoyed it's really excited about it being bright again well no that's fair because nighttime to you means you're inflating your stomach with air. It's not a different relationship for sleep. It gets to the point where it's

11 and I'm tired and I'm like, I just want to skip to the bit where I've got energy again and the sun's up. I totally agree with you, buddy. I have started going to bed at 9 o'clock p.m. Maybe that's just my age, but I'd much rather be awake at 5 in the morning than awake at midnight. to go into bed at nine o'clock p.m and maybe that's just my age but i got just so i can i'd much rather be awake at five in the morning than awake at midnight yeah are you still backed up

gavin has that ever resolved are you now that we've done this food challenge are you yeah i need to i've got to like reset my gut i think because i had i had bad gut after travel i was a bit stopped up after landing back in the u.s and i poured a bunch of weird food all over it like godzilla rolls and gumbo and uh and i'll be honest i've had a lot of heartburn oh no the gumbo was mad heartburn for me you did the gabascon with the heartburn could you relate to me saying i've never felt more mortal it's tough when you have bad heartburn it brings you down it's a terrible feeling yeah the worst part of it is it felt like my whole throat was like a little bit acidic and then whenever i drank my sparkling grapefruit it felt funny

i really think you need to try to push everything out with the c-pap machine i know i suggested it in the past i just think like turning your body into like a toothpaste dispenser to try to like get things out i think would be funny if it works the last you know you know like when a pump is running a little dry and it starts sputtering the last thing i want is my anus doing that in the night that seems like nightmare fuel oh god Nightmare fuel. Oh, God. That's terrible. This is nice. We're going to...

I think I broke my finger the other day. What do you mean? I think my finger might be broken and my ankle i realized recently has it just has not been right since the bike wreck all right let's say some percentages yeah when pit boy is out so what's so my knee my knee is like 100 uh i would say my ankle is that like i thought it was like 85 i think it's more like 60 like i can't put pressure on it in certain directions still and it's real tight now do you have an issue where like when you lift your does it sometimes just pop out for you a little bit

like you have to like slide it back in okay no no i don't have that issue uh and then but my my finger the other day i was we went to the grocery store this is about three weeks ago now and we went to the grocery store and i was was bringing groceries in, plastic grocery bags. And I just picked up a bunch of grocery bags with my left and right hand. And I guess all the weight from a bunch of bags just ended up on my right index finger. And it bent wrong and hurt very sharply and very weird. And then it snapped back into place real fast. And I thought, oh, maybe I sprained it or whatever. But then it got real swollen for a while.

And then it's fine again now. But if I push on it in the wrong direction, it hurts so bad I almost pass out. So I think Oh my God. I mean, first off, I'm just not going to push on it in that direction anymore. But I'm wondering, I mean, I can still bend it and stuff but it doesn't feel right like it should hurt like that and be so

blaringly painful. But it's my right hand and I'm left-handed, so I'm not super concerned. Is this going to impact your potential swing in the future? I don't know. I am a little concerned about that. But we don't really have any baseballs coming up in the immediate future.

And the next time we do it, I'll be sharing the wealth with everybody else so yeah it's just it brings me joy knowing that you can hit dingers and it would be sad to me if you have lost any ability to do I know just I know it's me and Aaron judge right just fucking cranking I'm really

worried about hitting baseballs by the way why what way because Jeff makes it look really easy and the more I watch him do it the more I think oh I could just do that. I don't... I think everyone's going to make fun of me. Well, that'll happen regardless. Yeah, absolutely.

That's a guarantee. Yeah. When we went to hit baseballs the last time, I asked Jeff if he thought you could hit these baseballs, and I said, maybe Gavin's a secret athlete, and then you walked over to us and almost just fell walking over yeah you did like a

pratfall in front of us was that before or after you picked up the paint to throw away and left a trail all across the park there's like a line of paint going out the door over a freaking table of chairs. It went up the trash can and into the trash.

It's like a cartoon. Did we get a picture of that? I don't know. Maybe I did. Let me see. It was fucking funny, though. I will say Gavin can be a little bit of a freak athlete going back to the time we went to pinballs that gavin doesn't remember we played one of those games

where you have to like throw the ball at the target and gavin had by far the worst form of throwing a ball i've ever seen yet he somehow could hit them constantly he had incredible accuracy it just looked horrendous So I could see a similar situation where your swing is terrible, but you hit it pretty far I'm kind of that with bowling to where oh god. I love you bowl outwards to the point where Physics just sends my body at like 45 degrees the other way and it looks like I'm gonna fall yeah Then the weight of the ball like reasserts me to the center and I get a strike. I don't even really know. I'm imagining

that you going to roll the ball looks like a giant clock. You know, like the pendulum, like the ball just goes left and right and then somehow you strike it. Oh, you know what? I don't have any photos of it, but I do have a photo of something that I built. Can I show

you guys something that I made last weekend? I was trying to think of like why I don't have anything to talk it but i do have a photo of something that i built can i show you guys something that i made last weekend i would love to i was trying to think of like why i don't have anything to talk about this week and then i realized i spent probably 25 hours from friday night to sunday night making something and i'm very very proud of it i want to show you guys let me see if i can send this to you right now if you don't mind completely forgot this isn't funny or anything i just want to share it with no i want to i'm excited um i was really i was really proud of it uh let's see it's gonna be jeff showing his asshole to us after this my weekend 25 hours on this oh that's so cool i made it that's my Halloween tiny town. Yeah. Yeah, that's so sweet. So what that is, is that's a, it's a, it's a circular table of a 48 inch circular table. And on top of it, I've put down a layer of foam that I cut and then painted and glued

grass to. And then on top of that, I built with foam, I carved a mountain, uh, with like steps going up and then I painted and grassed it all. And then I built, I built like a little city for all of our little Halloween village. It looks so cool. Did you buy the houses? The houses are bought, yeah.

I've been buying, we've been buying those over time. That looks amazing. I forgot how hard you go on Halloween. I don't fuck around, right? So this is how it started. Could you please pull Gavin's, ugh,

when Jeff said that he bought the house, the tone of disappointment and zero respect given. It was incredible. You always misinterpret my O's. No, no. You're listening to my O's wrong. I'm going to have to hear it back to see if you're right. We'll run it back.

See, it started like that, and then you can see that's how I planned it out, and then I carved it like that, and then you can see, like, that's how I planned it out. And then I carved it like that. And then I built, and then I just slowly painted it and put it all together. It was so much fun. And Emily did a lot, too. She did a lot of the finer work, but I did all the, like, the assembly. Did that give you the joy of what you get, like the relaxation of riding a bike?

Was it quite therapeutic to make that? It was pretty fun. I mean, I was stressed the fuck out for a lot of it. It was pretty overwhelming. But ultimately, yes, it was a really fun experience. It looks so cool. It's awesome. Thank you so much.

You and Emily did a wonderful job in putting that together. It's a great festive vibe. Yeah, it's amazing. Wait, what's Eric talking about? This is cool because Jeff's other podcast co-host wasn't so stoked when he saw that yeah i showed it to gus did gus give an oh even even no gus oh gus yelled at me for wasting time and money on something so stupid and frivolous as having as getting excited about a holiday he was like it was exactly exactly what i expected to hear that you know you just reminded me of something gavin you're still my alert noise on

my phone you're oh oh no is my alert noise i just have my phone muted most of the time so i don't know i was gonna say how does your partner feel about that so it's well not that's not the issue they think it's very funny what the problem is is we had uh it was our unit was inspected recently and so i'm sitting there and i'm just like going about my day and i had my alerts on which was unusual and then i realized without context this sounds horrible i'm just in a room by myself they don't know what it is they just keep hearing a person going, oh, oh no, oh, oh no. I was getting like all these texts at once and it was just somebody, I was like, oh, I had to mute my phone.

I was panicking. I accidentally turned it louder than it was. It was terrible. I was so anxious of just them hearing you go, oh, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no. Why does your place always get inspected? Hasn't been inspected in like eight months. I don't know what you're talking about.

That's quite a lot. That's quite frequent. That's pretty often. Is it? Okay. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah. Maybe we just don't have safety in America.

We just don't inspect stuff. Do you remember, Gavin, when my ringtone used to be the porn star? Oh, no. There was this porn star on the Howardard stern show one time he ended up dating robin quiven quivers briefly briefly apparently his name was nick manning and he uh don't look this stuff up by the way but anyway he was trying to come up with catchphrases he uh he thought like porn he thought like porn dudes needed catchphrases so he had uh he had some pretty nasty catchphrases and i turned i would always set my ringtone to one of them

because I thought that would be funny. And then I thought it would be like... Honestly, I was trying to face myself, right? Like, forget about it. Put myself in a situation where I have to walk my way out of it. The worst time it happened was in my daughter's fourth grade parent-teacher conference. Oh, no. My phone rang.

And all you could hear from my pocket was some dude yelling, Wet c conference. Oh, no. My phone rang, and all you could hear from my pocket was some dude yelling, wet cunt. Oh, no! Yeah, yeah. And that wasn't even the one that got the worst reaction from people. At some point,

you had like the middle of some punk song. Oh, a Bikini Kill song. Yeah, where it's just a woman screaming, like as if she's being murdered. And it got every single person in every building to turn their head. I used to have to look the other way whenever you got a call in public.

It was so embarrassing. I've held on to that one. I still put it in a lot. When I'm feeling a little young again, like I want to face myself, I'll throw that one in. I won't do the porn ones anymore. He had another one.

He had another one that just said drop in loads. And that was my ringtone for a while too. But yeah, there you go. Drop in loads. But yeah, now I just have a regular ringtone most of the time. But sometimes I do that Bikini Kill song still. That Bikini Kill song

was so bad. It was it's so much worse than you could imagine my favorite manning brother nick manning i'd love to imagine they're all part of the same family the manning cast would be very different that apple fell very far from that tree uh okay well uh that was uh that was quite an episode i really enjoyed this one yeah you never know you never know what to expect when you do back-to-backs with the show you know yeah totally uh but uh this guys i don't get it you guys always say that and they're always good like i don't like i'm i'm just speaking up because I'm sick of hearing you guys going yeah I don't know a second episode's always pretty crazy you never know if it's gonna be good or bad it's not

bad I usually use up my list in the first one so it's always a bit of an unknown it is yeah it's the same for me I always have a plan for how the podcast is gonna go and I have notes for it and then I blow through them invariably and then uh and so the second episode is just wide open so that's why I mean like we never know I never feel like we have bad second episodes like they're always good so well we did a few but

we deleted them so we just don't talk about those great thanks that's not true I made that up we didn't delete any episodes Nick is like we did I'm excited for you

two to hear the thing I recorded with Eric and Nick. That'll be fun. I'm excited to hear that too. Yeah. When can I hear that? No idea. We can send it shortly, but,

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Like, so much time to get a number. He could walk to the piss alley and film from there. You've got to be kidding. he has plenty he could have been filming there's so much time over like so much time he could be filmed he could walk to the piss alley and film from there you gotta be kidding he could have taken a shower dried off put pants on and come back in the room this can't be real it's not how's it getting here this motherfucker bye hey guys major league fan jack here with a look at next week's episode of face Bye! doing. Panton is finally reminded of all the open challenges he has. Is it time for Brazilian waxing? And once again, Andrew does not eat the pencil.

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