F**kface - We Are Not in a Paranoid Era // Bean Hole Days? [159]

Episode Date: June 21, 2023

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Blindside rules, out of context, Pacino's baby, natural causes age, last time alarm, the cheese hill winner, Seinfeld, Bean Hole Days and Hobo Days, green card, a really long XLR, praying, condorman stuff, Kekethespidermonkey, Snoopy, and this being a weird one. Come to RTX to see Geoff & producer Eric do a live Break Show. Will they hit a Zim? Come through and find out July 7-9 www.RTXaustin.com Sponsored by ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/face, BetterHelp http://betterhelp.com/face, and Shady Rays http://shadyrays.com and use code FACE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Get away from him. Are you serious? Get away from him. I think so. I think Gavin might have a blind side. You're about be BLIND- No, I don't have anything. I don't trust it. He's been texting me about cricket. I think he's gonna make us watch a cricket video. Are you gonna make us watch a fucking cricket video? I think he's gonna make us watch a cricket video. No, I wouldn't do that to you. Why would I do that? I think he's blindside. I don't trust it. If I get through the intro,

if I get through the intro, if I get through the intro, he can't like it. We're in. Is there a window for cooling the blind side? I think it's got to be. We never established that. Well, we can establish it right now.

That's a rule. I don't think I think that's a bad rule. I vote no. So you want to blind send somebody 45 minutes into a podcast? Yeah. Yeah, I do. No,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, That's the kind of lawless chaos that we end up with if we do it that way. No. Well, that's, that's, I, listen, I think going forward, Gavin, do you have a blindside or do you not have a blindside? Nope. Okay, that's a bad read by me. Bad read by me.

Talk standard, uh, well, I mean, I didn't bring up cricket. You brought up baseball, didn't you? I don't know. It doesn't matter. That was a bad read by me. I think if somebody is going to blindside and they get called before they can deploy it, they lose their blindside.

Wow. They don't get to do what they want to do. But... Can you call a blindside? That's what I'm about to say. Going forward, if you call it and you're wrong, you lose your blindside. So now that we've established the rules,

we still all have blindsides. But, Jeff, I think those are some important factors. So when do I get my blindside back? Once everybody else blindsides, I feel. Yeah, but what if Nick is fucking lazy and doesn't want a blindside? Does Nick have a blindside? Yeah, does Nick get a blindside? I didn't think Nick got a blindside.

Oh, sorry, Nick, you're a second-class citizen. So it's just the three of us then? Yeah, I would think it's just three of you. Eric, go fuck yourself. I'm definitely not calling a blindside. No, Eric is never going to call. I'm trying to get as many episodes of this show in the bank as I can. Okay, okay.

So the three of us then. So I have to wait, because I have another blindside queued up and ready to go. Does the audience know about Blindside yet? I think it just came out. At this point, I believe Blindside will have come out, yes. Okay. If not, then this whole thing needs to be removed. Hold on. Hold on.

Just saying it episode 159. My name is Jeff Ramsey with me as always Gavin and Andrew and Nick and Eric although they're less with us apparently because they don't get the blind side. Yeah, obviously you still mention blindside in the safe intro. Yeah. Well, we have to because I want to talk about blind.

Well, I just wanted to get through the intro. We fucking... It's stoppable. Andrew outed your non-blindside before I could finish saying who we were. We're not in another paranoid era. I don't want anyone to think that. What a

regular way to say that. I've been thinking about it for a while and I don't know if I have the energy for another paranoid phase. Yeah. Well, you initiated one, so you can't make that claim and then bring us into the era of paranoia.

Yeah, you can't do a blindside and then not have the energy to even listen to a bunch of... Listen, listen. That's how I absolutely can. That's in my DNA. I was born to fucking hypocrisy. You kind of just did. So we can't really say you can't.

I have a question for Andrew. Yes. Well, you made me laugh on text the other day when you were saying about how you need a, you know, the whole wine thing. Yeah, the conversation we referenced. Yeah, put in a glass only they make. I gave you four ha's for that.

And then you said you were going to take that momentum into the next day, living that four-ha lifestyle. I just want to know how you took that energy into the following day. I think it was a good day. What day was it, yesterday? Was that yesterday or two days ago? Listen, I don't know.

It's tough for me to track time. I've been sick, Gavin, and the spelling bee is on, so my priorities have been shifted. I'm scouting kids. I'm looking at words hearing bells ring it's a whole thing please clip that our out of context stuff is going

apeshit at the moment yeah what did I say that was out of context what could have been bad in that statement scouting kids scouting kids I feel like you hear that in sports all the time I think last episode I said eat a kid or something. Eat a baby.

Eat a child or something. I don't remember that at all. I do. We were talking about Colin's little babies. Oh yeah, the little ones. They sucked. They looked terrible.

They sucked? They looked terrible. What sucks terrible about it? You don't know that they sucked. You haven't heard anyone. I said they look terrible. What looks terrible about it? I don't understand. You were with me that they were weird. The tiny little ones are weird. They're still the same cake, though. Damn.

Oh, now you're fucking all about Colin and his kids. That's a quick shift. You're with me. You know what? We're all out of sync just right. We need to play video games. All right. I thought you were with me on Colin and the kids. Please play video games you two

Did you see by the way that we we caused Al Pacino to have a baby? We did we did that's oh oh man who saw that coming 83 I think oh my god He's gonna be a hundred and at his kid's high school graduation. He made a movie 40 years ago where he said he was too old to play football. And he's still, he's making people. He's making people today. And the person having his kid was born in like 1994 or something? No.

They're my age? Well, I think so. Oh man? No. They're my age? Well, I think so. Oh, man. No. Doesn't seem fair that there's like, there's a life cycle to the uterus, but the penis just gets to keep on making babies forever.

Yeah, well, it's the bulls mainly, I think. Yeah, well, they gotta go through the penis. You know... Do you think that this was a response to the De Niro thing? I think. Yeah, well, they gotta go through the penis. You know, group effort. Do you think that this was a response to the De Niro thing? Because I feel like they get compared a lot

and like he felt like he needed to establish. Yeah, I think it was a direct rebuttal. It was a direct counter. I'll show you. Just two kids who are 15 when their dads are dead. H oh my god oh my god jesus

the narrowed pachino aren't gonna be around for 15 more years he's he's old enough to be somebody's great grandfather absolutely if they're old enough that if it said died of natural causes, you would not be alarmed. That's a good point. They're in that range. He's natural causes age. He's natural causes age. Oh my god. I think he's having a kid with someone who was born

after friends died. Ugh. Oh no. Was it on purpose? Was it at least an accident which is better to you just out of curiosity accident by far accident not intent if al pacino was just like i didn't know i had it in me either then i would be like okay that's that's not great but like at least you weren't trying for a kid can you imagine can you imagine wanting to have sex in your 80s I really don't think I'll be there yeah you'll think you just done it I mean most people in their 80s they're not in great shape I don't know that I'll be in the best of shape in my 80s and sex is

a lot of i mean i enjoy it it's great but it's a lot of work and uh i just i just don't know that i'll be i'll want to be i'd want to be bothered with it in my 80s just seems like one of those things where you're like at some point you quit cutting the grass at some point you know you're like i'm too old to do that shit anymore at some point you like at some point i'm not gonna hit any more baseballs i'm gonna go like you know what i've had enough baseballs in my life i just i feel like sex would follow would you like an alarm that goes off to signify the last time you do something yes i think it would be terror i think it would be heartbreaking uh and terrifying because it'd be like you brush your teeth and the alarm goes off and you're like, wait a minute. Oh, no. Yeah.

It'd be a lot nicer on stuff that you rarely do. Like, uh, I feel like there's definitely some games that I didn't assume I was going to stop playing that I put down and I will literally never pick up again. Yeah. Fallout three. You blame me for that. I do.

Wait, who, who stopped? What's this Fallout situation? I came to stay with Jeff for a few months and we started playing games together, like co-op games. Okay.

But Jeff was in the middle of playing Fallout 3 and he kept saying, oh, I can't wait for you to go home so I can carry on playing Fallout 3. And I went home and he still has never, I think it's been 15 years and you still haven't picked it up? We were all Gears of war that whole trip i feel

like yeah we played a shitload of gears co-op and then you left and i picked up fallout 3 and i went how the fuck does this work yeah and then i that was it was too late it's a rough game to put down for three months yeah it really is three months well i stay for a long time when i visit yeah no that makes sense i just didn't in my head it was like two weeks was how I imagined it three yeah no you're that's dead you killed fallout for him the summer of 07 yeah when Gavin would come he would stay for as long as

possible we would get as we get as much out of our hangout time as we could what's messed up is the summer of 07 is uh what nine years after the summer of 98 god how's the summer of 98 doing? Are you guys living your 98 lifestyles? I mean, the weather's good.

Weather is good. Yeah. The Al Pacino thing is really throwing me for a loop. I'm just thinking she was four. Summer of 98. Oh. Oh. Yeah.

Oh, God. That's not great. 98, that's how old Al Pacino's gonna be when he has his next kid. Oh, that's not great. 98. That's how old Al Pacino is going to be when he has his next kid. Oh no. These are certainly done, right? I mean, he can't do it again.

Keep seven kids. How and how many kids does Al Pacino have? How could you say that they're certainly done? If I told you 10 years ago that he was having a kid, you would say, oh, he's certainly done to keep going. The sky's the limit. When Al Pacino got years ago that he was having a kid, you would say, oh, he's certainly done. To keep going. The sky's the limit.

When Al Pacino got the news, he was like, every time I'm out, they pull me back in. Oh my god. Is that what this show is? What's happening? I don't know. They pull me back in? It sounds like it used to be pull it out. Was that Errol or was that Gavin?

That was Errol. He said that line and I said that guy sounds like he likes fruitcake or something. Whatever other flavor you prefer but don't like. No, that was Whipton. Why don't you get it right? Whipton. He likes strawberry.

Whipton likes a strawberry jelly filling what do you guys want to talk about this episode I had a sad realization that wasn't

that Al Pacino was having kids okay I had a second one I no longer can claim that I have the greatest accomplishment

from anyone that lives in Nanaimo it's dead oh no that dream is dead that legacy is over I was on top of Garfield Mountain I was proud from anyone that lives in Nanaimo. It's dead. Oh, no. That dream is dead. That legacy is over. I was on top of Garfield Mountain.

I was proud. I was up there a while. I don't know if you guys saw this. There's a new Nanaimo legend. Woman 19 wins UK. Oh, right. A woman from Nanaimo won the cheese race. Yeah, she got knocked out, right?

She got knocked unconscious in one wall unconscious. I thought you had to actually catch the cheese. You just have to be the first to the bottom. Yeah, I think you're just chasing the cheese. Yeah, well, I thought it was like whoever grabbed it got the cheese, but no, she just made it to the bottom unconscious. She went all the way to England

to get knocked out chasing cheese. I love it. I don't think she planned on entering until like roughly around the time. That was her gaining consciousness. Be like, what just happened? Finding out she wants. You wake up with a wheel of cheese. You're surrounded by people and they're going, you won.

You won. When you're supposed to name the cheese at one point or something. Yeah, that was a thing in the past. What it happen no no that never happened i don't know if it was a real cheese rice oh i never tracked down the the validity of the off what a weird thing to not follow up on whose part mine or theirs on both yeah i think that's the right answer is there a clip i've heard getting knocked out there is yeah i don't uh it was like on tiktok or something but do you think it would make your force it's not a fun fall it is like a momentum earth shattering oh Oh, Nick says great minute five into that clip Okay, oh

Oh So she's a full speed and then her legs no longer could go that speed and her body kept going and her head smashed into the ground It's like she fell from like 12 feet up. Oh! The bounce. She tucked well. She did.

I think she said that was her goal. She wanted to tuck to not break anything. So that's been my sadness. I'm very happy for her, but I can only claim to have the greatest accomplishment. How about this? You are the most successful, famous Nanaimoan who's never been knocked out in the service of the thing that made them famous.

You've never lost consciousness. Are you worried that it looked like she landed on her face but she didn't break her nose and now that's been a weird thing to know. I think if you were to ask her, because I did consider this, I, you know, I don't think she'd say she has an unbreakable nose.

That was also a grass. There's a lot of grass in that field. There's a lot of cushion. Well, why didn't you treat this like a challenge and maybe go next year? I think if I fell down that hill, Gavin, I'd still be rolling. Why don't you treat this like a challenge and maybe go next year? I think if I fell down that hill, Gavin, I'd still be rolling. I'd still be going.

What do you mean? You just keep rolling, then you suddenly own the M4? You roll all the way back to Canada? I would turn into a fucking Decepticon or whatever that you kept mentioning before. Yeah, poor house. Yeah, I would become... or whatever that you kept mentioning before. Yeah, poor house. Yeah, I would become... I think the roll would start.

It would never stop. It would be, like, unstoppable. They would have to try to come up with a way to, like, stop my momentum. I would love you to meet this person and maybe do our first face interview. Maybe ask her how it felt. I'm going to faint.

What? That's the worst. What's wrong with you? How did it feel to get out? She's got information that we don't. What if she could fight? What if somebody got knocked out?

You can ask her hard-hitting questions like, my friend Gavin, he got knocked out once when he was a little boy and he went blind for two days. How did you not go blind for two days? Oh, my God. That's the worst question I've ever heard. That's the reason I'm not an interviewer. Is that really what you want to know?

Do you genuinely want to know how does it feel? That was like Jerry jerry seinfeld jerry seinfeld used to go on the howard stern show all the time and then when the seinfeld show happened and he got famous he did not need to anymore and he wasn't on for like 25 years and finally he came back on and like the first question howard asked him after the introduction stuff is he goes uh he's like so we're talking about your ideas we're like where do your ideas come from? And Seinfeld goes, really? After 25 years,

is that where, is that where we are with this? Where do my ideas come from? That's the best question you could come up with to ask me out the gate. And it was so like emasculating. Oh,

oh man. We saw him live once. Yeah, that was a great time. That was a lot of fun. I think that was the saddest I've ever seen you there. Oh no. That saw him live once. Yeah, that was a great time. That was a lot of fun. I think that was the saddest I've ever seen you there. I was pretty sad.

Yeah, it was a really funny set. Calm down. I was... Yeah, we were laughing our asses off at Seinfeld. We were sort of surprised at how clean his act was. Yeah.

Well, I was at least. And then as we're walking out, Jeff's just like, I think I'm going to pack it all in. I think I'm going to quit. I'll never be as funny as him. And you just go into a weird spiral of depression based on how funny Jerry Seinfeld was.

I was drinking a lot back then. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was pretty drunk, I think. But also, like, there was something that used to really bum me out when I'd see people do something better than I'd ever be able to do it and just be like, oh, I'm not that, you know? It used to really affect me, I guess. Like someone who can get knocked out and win a race? Yeah, yeah.

If I get knocked out, I'm losing the race, guarantee you. If you get knocked out, can you tell us how it feels? Only if somebody asks me in an interview. Alright, Andrew, what would you ask? I don't know. I have to think about it, but I don't think, how does it feel? Here's what we do. You prepare a question, you meet up with Aaron and Imo,

and then you ask your question, And then you ask her your question, and then you ask her my question and see which has a better response. No, I think I just lead with your question. We see how it goes. How about this? You do the interview, but you only ask her Gavin's question.

And then you go, okay, thank you for your time. Yeah. Oh, man. Can I change the subject a little bit? Of course. I'm trying to think ahead on face because I have time. And beanhole days is a very real thing.

Yeah. And it is the middle of July. Yes. Is this something we're considering still? So I know what we're doing exactly. yeah i need to look at it i also really want to go to the the hobo uh convention this year as well what yeah there's like a there's like a there's like a hobo festival where they crown the new king and queen of the hobos every year and it's a whole thing and i think it's around the same time as beanhole days and i really i've been a fan of hobos longer than beans i'd like to i'm gonna try to work both out but yes now here's what i will say this show has not

been notoriously a hobo podcast no no that's more of a me thing. Yeah. Right. What do you mean you're into hobos? Yeah, right. Thank you, Gavin. I'm into hobos. I like the idea of the hobo lifestyle. I'm reading a book about the history of hobos right now. I got hobo tattoos. I don't know. I like the idea of like riding. I don't want to do it.

I've never want to do it, but I just think it was an interesting lifestyle to ride the rail from town to town and try to figure out what towns were friendly and what weren't and how to get farm work. It was an interesting time in America,

the industrialization of agriculture and it was an interesting touchpoint in history and i think it's kind of fascinating that was such a valid response to that question yeah that's great i'm sorry right right and i i'm very i'm cool i like great man i'm glad you have a real answer for that so are we doing the beans or what's going on i don't think we can go to bean fest until we successfully have a bean hole i think they got a hole too before we can show up the bean hole fest what are bean hole days uh bean bean hole days this year they got a bean hole too before we can show up to Bean Hole Fest. What are bean hole days?

Bean hole days this year, Tuesday, July 18th and Wednesday, July 19th. Then I can do it. Yeah, I think we go. We don't necessarily have to try our hand at beaning. Maybe that's our learning trip. We learn from the experts. We can get a lot of tips. We'll take notes. I'm now on board. If you guys scout

Bean Hole Fest and then come back and then do the beanhole thing with what you've learned i'm that i support there's i'm just trying to figure out like budget wise what it's going to be for us to like fly there i'll shit i'll send you this link here where um we have you know sort of an abundance of things that we can do i mean not activities because it does not seem like there is much, but there's a t-shirt, there's a vintage t-shirt, there's a beans to go container,

there's a package, there's a beans cost, but there's also a beans and mugs mug cost, so just kind of, you know, I just don't want to get nickel and dimed by bean hole days, but I am trying to figure out if this is something we are going to do and what exactly that means.

Burying the beans occurs on the 18th. So they sell a T-shirt for $25. Yeah. That seems fine. That seems fair. That's about running, I'd say average for a T-shirt right now. They sell a vintage T-shirt for $20.

Right. Does that just mean... Now, when you say vintage tee, it's like a very expensive t-shirt where they printed an old Aerosmith logo on it and then sell it for a lot of money. But do you think in this instance, because it's $5 cheaper than the t-shirt,

it's just last year's t-shirt? 100%. Yes. Absolutely. I like that. I like that. You could instantly look like you've been to nine of those things. Yeah.

So again, if you look to the next one, mugs, 15. Vintage mugs, 10. Why is it only 10 hours long? I mean, how much? I mean, it's beans, Gavin. Yeah. How much do you want? I just thought it'd last more than a day.

Well, it starts on the 18th. Well, it starts at 5 p.m. on the 18th and ends at 3 a.m. I was just going to say, I'm disappointed by the lack of beans. There's only five cast iron kettles? Only five people making beans at Beanhole Fest? See, this is why I brought this up, because I'm worried about Beanhole Fest if I'm being honest. I don't think...

I'm back on board. I'm going to see what you're saying, Eric. I feel like our vision of what Beanhole Fest if I'm being honest. I don't think... I'm back on board. I'm going to see what you're saying, Eric. I feel like our vision of what Beanhole Fest is can never compare to what the experience... And I don't want to be down on Beanhole. What if we all go and do an episode from there? Yes. I think that's a great idea as well.

I think there's two things happening here. One, beans are breaking, but they haven't quite broke yet. So when we get into like a beanhole days now we're getting in at the ground floor it's kind of like how like the first year we went to comic-con was the last year you could just get in and get a booth at comic-con and then our booth suddenly became worth like 10 times what we were paying for it uh from that point on like we're at that inflection point of beanhole days yeah but we haven't we got it and it's working slowly but this only happens once a year right we gotta go we gotta prove it out we get it when we go to beanhole day and we show the larger face community and then the world

because remember a lot of people listen to face seven and a half billion people on earth there's a lot of people that don't listen to F*** Face yet that we need to identify. I think we're over eight billion now. Eight billion. Fuck, there's another half a billion people we gotta fucking engage with. It's gonna start growing and then it's gonna go like crazy. Also, here's the thing.

We're gonna go all the way up there for Beanhole Days. Gavin's bitching because it's not a five day festival. Listen, man. You're gonna want to get in there. You're going to want to do it for five hours and then you want to get the fuck out of there and go back to Austin. Yeah, I think it's good. Not really beanhole days if it's a 10 hour event.

Well, it starts on the day before, right? It starts on the 530 p.m. on the 18th. Yeah, but if we started Sloppy Joe's at 1130 p.m. and wrapped at one, I wouldn't call it sloppy days. And then the next day starts at 9 a.m and goes until 2 p.m wait what you just gotta scroll down a little bit and it says it says tuesday the 18th 5 30 p.m burying the beans and then you go to wednesday the 19th oh i was just looking at the top header where it's a lie. Right. It also says, 5.30 p.m. burying the beans at South Trailside Park.

Watch as the pit crew lowers the five cast iron kettles, which they may be fucking huge. They may be the size of a Geo Metro. We don't know. So that they can cook overnight and be served to thousands the next day. There's going to be thousands of bean fans the next day it's gonna be are you gonna be a month we're gonna be amongst our people it's gonna be a really warm welcoming feeling and we're gonna love it i don't think it's gonna be the least my people i've

ever been around we're a podcast with fuck in the title. No one here wants us there. And while we're there, we can petition the Chamber of Commerce at Brainerd Lakes to change it from Beanhole Days to Beanhole Day Plus. Yeah. I think we should go. I'm up for going. okay we can we can figure this all out i just wanted to kind of get the feeling like kind of like gut check here um on what it was going to be so it is the middle of the week which is very weird it's a tuesday

wednesday like what yeah but there's going to be a trampoline jump and kids bungee and there's going to be water wars. But are you ready for the crowning of the King and Queen Bean? I am. And then a couple weeks later

I'm going to go see the King and the Queen hobo get crowned. Chris Olsen's going to perform his Elvis tribute show. Oh wow, the Chris Olsen and his Elvis tribute show? Yeah.

I hope he gets enough time. It borders Canada. Yeah. Yeah. That state borders Canada. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's a fact. How do you feel about that fact?

I think it's a factual fact. But I think it's a good fact right there. Andrew, what if a plane ticket was to arrive in your inbox all expenses

paid for a trip to the states but not Texas not our state a really north close to Canada state for just like a two day vacation if it's legal as long as everything is legal as far as me being in the US not working I'm not

attending you're attending a bean festival. Yeah. We wouldn't record there or anything. We would record at an undisclosed location later at a different time. We would hop across the border to Ontario.

Oh, then I can't work. No, no, here's what we'll do. Here's what we'll do. Eric has this thing that we record with Anma, this like little portable recorder, right? Andrew will sit on the Canadian side and we'll sit on the US side and then we'll put the recorder in the middle.

Long XLR cables. Can you do a split border podcast? Is that legal? Yeah. Why would that be illegal? Yeah, that'd be fine if I was... As long as I'm in Canada. Or if I have... Yeah yeah if yeah that's perfect i saw this place up north i don't know if it was new

york or maybe it was like michigan or somewhere but uh there was like a park and the park separated u.s and canada and so people would come and put their lawn chairs on one side of the park in canada and talk to their friends in america who were on lawn chairs on the other side. And it was just like a fucking rope between them. And it's like, you know, and some lazy border guard walking around. But like, if we could find a spot like that, we could, fuck dude, we could grill.

I will say the meanest border guy I've ever experienced was a Canadian one. Okay. I don't know. You know, I like, I don't like to make rash judgments based on one experience with the group. I would leave that up to you. You had a bad interaction

with a Canadian border guy. I would say all Canadian border guys are bad. Well, he didn't say it was the only bad interaction he had with a Canadian border guy. He just said it was the worst. He might have a lot of bad ones. That's fair. You have a lot of bad ones?

Yeah, I've had, I've had two bad ones and one where the guy knew who I was it was like get in here you little rascal that's great yeah so it's not that up in the air are you just saying specifically these are your interactions with Canada or or travel in general no canada what about travel in general no it's fine apart from really you've only had a bad experience with a canadian yeah well obviously i'm the us but now i've got i've got all my documents haven't i oh that's nice got a green card it's great so now no one talks to me anymore as long as it's legal i'm in as long as there's no issue of me getting in trouble i wish it i wish it worked like that i wish i could buy a green card and then if people

tried to talk to me in public i could just raise the card and they'd go oh he's got a card you can just like a get out of conversations card yeah i'm trying to think of like what what that could work out as like what what would be there's a way to do that i mean i think you just would someone talks to you stop talking you just walk away oh shit i'm a card that says i'll know i'll rain over here you kind of just put a card into the situation but i think you can just no i think the card is nice because it stops the flow of the conversation because they have to stop to look at it and read it for a second and then you're already turned it back and you're walking away and the card just says I'll no

longer be participating in this conversation and it's it's green so that's the official color for people not talking to you anymore I guess great yeah green means stop so Andrew you'll come down we won't record or work or anything we'll just be beanhole aficionados I guess so. Yeah, green means stop. So, Andrew, you'll come down.

We won't record or work or anything. We'll just be beanhole aficionados, and then we can do work stuff later, back when you're in Canada. Or we'll just get a really long XLR. I like the long XLR better. I trust that more. I do too. We should find a good spot on the border.

Eric, can you find us a good spot on the border? I'm going to look right now. Like, is there a place with like a really long park bench? Yeah. What's the name of this city? Pequot or something? What is it? There's Pequot Lakes.

There are a few places like that. Really? Yeah. There's a place kind of close that has some unguarded border crossing areas that are like just streets. Oh, we're getting weird now. All right. Well, this is what we're 159. We got weird a long time ago. We're not just getting weird.

How far? We got a guy that runs around with fucking grown tubes on his feet. This is not. Hang on. Now, wait a second. You guys were saying this is like close to the border? Gavin did. Take that with a grain of salt. Is that not a real fact? Because I supported him in that. I'll be hurt.

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You see Pequot Lakes there? Hold on. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. See it? Yeah. Jeff, you see it?

I see it. I see it. What state are we in? This is Pequot Lakes. This is Minnesota. Okay. Just keep zooming. Oh, here's where we're going to be. Okay. Just keep zooming. Oh, here's where we're going to be.

Okay. Okay. Well, yeah. So, I don't... I mean... How long of an XLR cable you got here? Let me Google map that. Again... I wasn't saying record it from the beanhole days.

I'm saying it's close. It's closer than Boston. Oh, that's no. I'm so not on your side anymore. You've completely moved the goalpost. If we were going to the state that borders Canada? Yeah, there's all sorts of places you can go to that does that. Well, I mean, this is the closest we've been in three years.

What do you want from us? We went to, like, San Francisco. That's probably closer. Weren't you just in L.A.? That's pretty close. It's a lot closer. Three hours up to Baudette. Yeah, we did a... Didn't we do a live show inette. Yeah, we did a

live show in Seattle. Yeah, we did. Baudette is up on the border. But where in Canada? Do you scroll up? You can get to... I mean, Winnipeg is five hours away. It's on the other side of Canada.

Yeah, I was going to say, is this Manitoba? Yeah, it's... Yeah, this is Canada. Yeah, I was going to say, is this Manitoba? Yeah. Yeah, this is Ontario. Right next to Winnipeg. So it's Ontario. Are you cool? Do you like, would you rather us be on the border of Winnipeg or be on the border of Ontario?

It would be more convenient for me to go to Austin than it would be to get to Ontario. Go to Austin, Eddie! Do it! We can meet in Sleeman. Do for me to go to austin than it would be we can meet in sleeman do you want to go to we can here's the thing here's the border let's see there's a lakewood we could run it over it looks like there's a bridge in baudette there There is a custom, so that's not going to work for us. Customs is going to let us do that there. We're going to be to the point where we're just far enough away where we can't hear each other in real life,

and we're going to have to be on Discord, but from like 100 feet apart. So it'll just be what we're doing now, but somehow. Somewhere way more inconvenient. I keep zooming out. It's so far away. All right, but here's my point, right? Like, zoom out so you have the whole line in.

Zoom out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Now go down to Austin. See, that's a lot further. Right? I guess so, but I guess it wasn't really proposed that we run an XLR cable from Andrew's house to Austin. Maybe we can...

What about Wheeler's Point? You ever been to Wheeler's Point, Andrew? We can head on to Wheeler's Point. I haven't been to Wheeler's Point. That's pretty short right here. Your boat... What if we get a boat and we go out... Look, look at this.

Look at that little spit. Look at this. That's a nice little bit of land to poach it'll be july in minnesota it's probably warm we swim out to this thing we toss nickel sort of lasso a cable over to this side which is like right at like the end of the road andrew you and you come on out over here and then we'll be over here and then we'll talk about bean holes am i still in the same state hang on or two boats close Close, yeah. Oh, boats is good.

So anyway, we're not going to do this, but we'll figure something else out. How about this? It looks like we could go to Peace Arch Historical Park in Washington, and the park straddles the border. Washington? Yeah, I mean, it might be a different trip, but...

Why would I try to solve for a different trip? at that border crossing right there i still i still like the idea of us doing a cross-country podcast live even if it's not this particular one that's perfect where is that andrew i don't know i'm not sure okay great, that's fucking useless. I think it's Point Roberts. I think it's somewhere in Point Roberts. Pretty sure. Someone's house. So, is the right America or the left America? The Canadian flag on the building would probably make me

think that that is. So, Canada is about two feet taller than America. Yeah, just a little. Seems like. It doesn't quite perfectly line up. That's really unfortunate. I bet they started opposite ends and then they got to that point. It seems like. It doesn't quite perfectly line up. That's really unfortunate. I bet they start opposite ends and then they got to that point. It's like, oh, close enough.

We can do like a home improvement thing and talk through the hedges. It's great. That must be fun being able to like open your window and spit into a different country. Who do you call? Like when somebody's spitting into your country who do you call their police are yours call the canadian police and he's gonna be like what do you want me to do the guys in

america you call the american police they're gonna be like i don't give a shit spit on all of canada what do we care it's a perfect crime so we are going to beanhole days or yes okay i'm just making sure sorry that seemed aggressive but yes. I will say it didn't just seem aggressive. It was. I support the idea that you guys do like a scouting trip. And as long as, if there's a legal, like a definitive, absolutely, there's no way I can get in trouble that I'm in.

How can you get in trouble for going on vacation and eating beans? We're not going to make content there. We'll make content later. Yeah, we'll just gather experiences. That's what we're doing now. Can you get in trouble? Are you going to get in trouble

because we talk about going to pinballs together 12 years ago? Same thing. Yeah, it's like I used to go to RVBTO and stuff. I used to come back and talk about it. It doesn't mean I was working. I was just attending something. When I was a fan. Listen, I'm just nervous was working. I was just attending something. Uh, I don't... When I was a fan...

Listen, I'm just nervous about it. I understand. As long as it's clear. As long as that's my only hindrance. As long as it's definitive, I cannot get in trouble for this, I'm in. So in this picture, the two Canadians are both wearing hoodies.

Would you say hoodies are pretty popular in Canada? Is that what a lot of people wear? I would say hoodies are popular everywhere. Would you not? I mean, I would. Well, I would say there are two Americans clearly not wearing hoodies and there are two Canadians and they clearly are wearing hoodies. I think that's it seems to me 100 percent of Canadians wear hoodies and zero percent

of Americans, at least according to this photo. I feel like you would be the one to have that knowledge. As far as the percentage of America goes. You've never seen a hoodie in the wild? I mean, I own a few. I definitely have seen them. It just seems like there's a higher percentage, at least according to this empirical evidence I have,

of Canadians wearing hoodies. Primary color, like just single color hoodies. Interesting. Yeah. Did you ever pray for something and it came true? Hmm. I don't think so. I wanted the Choco Taco to come back and then it did. But then I haven't eaten one since.

So it's like, is the power of prayer even worth it if you're just going to squander it? And also like define prayer. Do I have to actually pray? Because my praying percentage is pretty low. I haven't shot a lot of prayers out there. Yeah i hadn't either i was this is when i was at school and uh i went to a catholic school so we had to pray a lot but you know also taught like not to ask uh god for specific things and uh one day i came here from school and I saw an episode of The Mask, like the animated cartoon network version of The Mask. And I started like halfway through the episode. I thought,

this episode is so cool. And I missed the beginning. And then like months and months later, it happened again. I was like, ah, it's this. I've been trying to see this episode from the beginning. And I was like, oh, it's not going to be on for months. But maybe I can pray for it. And I prayed to God and asked him specifically. And like within a week, for some reason, it was on again. And I watched it. I watched the whole thing. I was like, how did the mask get like smashed in half?

And at that point, I was like, like maybe god's real was this before or after you drank his holy water uh it's probably before i think i think any line you had uh to prayers getting answered might have might have got cut short when you drank 20 year old holy water off your parents kitchen counter yeah it was in the windowsill. So it was not only holy water, it was like holy water that had been in a plastic container in the sun for 20 years. Might be the worst thing that I ever put in my mouth.

Well, I mean, there's not a lot of ranges for that. The context, guys. We gotta rein in this out of context. Like, these are some strong these i think that was strong sentences there's some strong sentences here it's just really really prevalent in these last two episodes fellas which one what do you mean which one like what did you say that could be out of context yeah worst thing in my mouth i'm a fucking idiot i just stepped on that let me uh let me make it nice and clear for you next you can grab it if you want to

worst god did was that one too what did i say was that also yeah is that being yeah you're having you're having a tough time it's a tough time i never this isn't a pray for thing but i when um the black keys a long time ago put out an album and they had that song gold on the ceiling was one of their albums i was like this would be a great hockey goal song i was like it'd be really cool if this was the canucks goal song and then they did it but they used the wrong sequence of the song in my opinion and i hated it so i spent like passively a month or so just being like oh it'd be so cool if they made this their goal song that was so excited when i saw that they did and then was just completely disappointed in their use of it devastated i don't think i've ever like prayed for a thing that then happened i think uh

i don't know what do you think what is happening in the last 10 minutes where are you are you guys okay jeff asked if hoodies are popular what is happening are we are you guys just out of state somebody blindside someone what's going on i've been pray i pray all the time that my teeth won't hurt anymore oh that's working great. Keep it up. So far, so good. Fingers crossed. I'm going to win. Hey, I want to buy something.

Eric, this is a real conversation. Maybe this will make you happy. I want to buy something. Can we buy something? What is it you want to buy? So you know how we have the tuxedo, which is... Actually, let me take it back a little bit. Tourism was invented.

Okay. Because of religious relics, right? Churches started to, around the world, discover that if you said, hey, we got this piece of the cross, or we've got this saint's jawbone, or we've got Jesus' foreskin over here in the back room. I've been chasing that for a while. It's a great chase card. People would

travel halfway across the world just to go there, and they're like, wow, this is, you know, there's some power in this. And so I've been thinking a lot about how we have, our religious artifacts would be like the tuxedo, right? Like, it's important to us, and

how we need to do more with that. And then I was just thinking about how great that whole process was. Andrew finding it, the chase to get it, the hunt, just the fun of collectability in general. Obviously I like, you know,

we make limited, uh, collectible items in our store and I, we do the break shows and stuff. And I got thinking like, what else would, would make sense to have like the tuxedo? And the only thing I come up with is that it would be great to have a movie prop from mvp2 i know we've talked about it occasionally in the past and then

also i guess condor man because that's like the trifecta of the of our childhood movies and i think it would just be awesome to have and it would increase our our pilgrimage power right like then pilgrims would come to look at our religious artifacts, our pieces of the cross or whatnot. And so I've been looking, I've been scouring the internet lately for MVP two and condor man, uh, movie props. And let me tell you,

uh, it's hard to find condor man. It's goddamn impossible for MVP too. Yeah. It is like the second, it's like the second they yelled cut and that film, it was like like it was the martini shot and they were done they just started selling stuff out of the back of the truck they're

like we're not gonna need any of this anymore just get rid of it uh but what i did find which isn't exactly a movie prop but it's condor man related is i found on ebay this which is one of the baskin robbins ice cream signs for condor Man Crunch, which I think in some ways is just as apropos as a prop from the movie because the Condor Man Crunch was like a big part of the whole thing. And I was wondering

what would we have to do to get a hold of that for our pilgrims? I think I can do it. I gotta talk. For that price, I think I can do it. I gotta talk. For that price, I think I can do it because it's not thousands. No, it's like 350 bucks.

Yeah. Let me see what I can do and I'll get back to you because I do think that this is something we should probably have and I can't believe I'm saying that because it's not something we need. But what's the goal?

So we acquire it. And then what's the next? Right. I think it goes into part of like this. I think I think Jeff is trying to like really expand our museum. Yeah, I really want to turn the museum into a thing. I really want I want people to I want I want pilgrimages to the to our to our face Mecca. And if we ever get an office, that's great for the wall.

I'll be great for the wall. And then it'd be like, yeah, we'd have our own little museum wherever we go and then like i i'm gonna hold out hope that and maybe somebody in the audience can help us find mvp2 props but if we don't i've been brainstorming how we can how we can come up with something what if we could get a skateboard that was ridden by a monkey like that would be something right like if we could find a monkey in a skateboard have the monkey ride the skateboard, like that's something. Maybe if it's a Bob Bernquist board,

then there would be some threading. I follow a monkey on TikTok that rides a skateboard. Oh. Does he sell his old skateboards? I bet I could probably reach out and see if we could buy. Maybe it's like, hey, sell us the skateboard. We'll buy the monkey a new skateboard you know what I mean

like I think that's probably just part of it where like you just have to buy the monkey a new skateboard um I feel like people don't like watching the monkey that I like like I think that they think it's weird

yeah I think there's maybe some ethics does it have like bozoi vibes well here you tell me it's gonna be a thing isn't it it's a monkey that rides a skateboard it lives with a dog it's like it walks around

and it like watch and it rides a skateboard his name is Kiki the spider monkey but why why does someone have that i see this is what happens when people start going like i don't like that they keep a monkey i'm not here to talk about the ethics of the i like watching the monkey ride the skateboard i don't care that's pretty cute monkey right and then it's just kind of like getting into mischief and like being played like we have to watch to like the end it like it's just kind of like getting into mischief and like being played. Like we have to watch to like the end. It's like, it's like playful. It's like being fun.

He slides on his butt. Yeah. He's a pretty good skater. To be fair. That's a six up. Yeah. It's not bad. Like it's pretty cool.

And writes a skateboard around. What a see. So is that what you're hoping for Jeff or no? I mean, like what I'm hoping for is a monkey... What I'm hoping for is a skateboard ridden by one of the monkeys in MVP 2, or like a prop from the film.

Like a pair of pants from the guy from Tool Time, or whatever. But... What was the name of the guy in it? Richard Kine? Do you just want something from Richard Karn, or whatever? Richard Karn? No, I want something from the movie, but I'm just saying I would take anything from the film, but if I can't get it,

then something in the spirit of or adjacent would be great. I think we should try to get in contact with them, the Air Bud people. They have to have something. You are the perfect person to do that. I've tried. I just, I don't, I've hit a dead end. What if we could get Richard Karn to write a skateboard?

Oh. Now that's interesting too. It's not really like MVP like, you know, like true MVP, but it is it's so sort of like around it that I'm kind of into it. I mean, A, he owned a skateboarding shop so it makes sense, and B, it's probably more ethical in some way to get

Richard Karn to write a skateboard than it is to get a monkey to do it. Yeah. Probably. I'd agree with that. I skateboard than it is to get a monkey. Yeah, probably. I'd agree with that. I have something for you to buy, Eric. It's another movie prop. It's a one of three, right? Three are made.

One is owned by Christopher Columbus. The other is owned by the estate of Robin Williams, and the other one is up for auction. Oh! $30,000! The full Bicentennial Man suit is estimated to go between $60,000 and $120,000. Yeah, that's

a little over my limit. I'm sorry. I just thought that was going to happen. That's probably going to happen. Is this the suit he wore? I mean, there's apparently... Andrew Martin's, in brackets, Robin Williams NDR-114 robot costume. Yeah, I don't know if Robin Williams

actually ever was in there, but I don't know. I mean, it looks like him, if that helps. Williams wore the robot costume before transitioning into human form with the make effects. Yeah, it looks like him if that helps. Williams wore the robot costume before transitioning into human form with the makeup effects. Yeah, it sounds like he did. All right, sweet.

That's a lot of money, though. That is a lot of money. You know what, though? We can put the tuxedo on him and he would look fucking great. I agree with that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We just make some weird Frankenstein

prop monster from different movies. Why don't we turn vinyl profits into the Bicentennial, man? Easy. Oh, yeah, all those vinyl profits. Yeah, all that vinyl money. We need to sell 120,000 more records. Considering that we printed 500 so far, we might have issues.

Maybe. Yeah, I don't think we're going to be able to afford Bicentennial Man, sorry. Does anybody out there in the community have any interest in buying 119,000 or so vinyl records from us?

In bulk, we'll cut you a deal. I'm not waiting for a response. Obviously, they're not going to respond to me. Yeah. They got to think about it. They got to check their numbers. We'll cut you a deal. I'm not waiting for a response. Obviously, they're not going to respond to me. Yeah. Yeah. They got to think about it. They got to check their numbers. We'll get back to you.

That's an interesting prop, though. Was there anything else, Gavin, that I'm assuming you looked at that recently? Noticed that? I've sort of browsed through. But that was the one that was funny to me. I like the cheap, the cheap auction stuff in there is always fun. Like the $100 things. Like a crew shirt or something. Yeah. cheap cheap auction stuff in there is always fun like the 100 things yeah or like there was a a gold bar that was used for the promotion of muppets treasure island that

was like 200 bucks it's like that's good though that would be good though i regret not getting in on that bicentennial man should i watch Bicentennial Man? is that worth watching? I don't think so I was expecting a little bit more divide or like enthusiasm I don't remember it being good or bad I remember having Sam Neill in it

the girl from Matilda or was it the teacher from Matilda? wait were both of them in it? just to clarify Sam Neill is not the girl from Matilda. Or was it the teacher from Matilda? Wait, were both of them in it? Just to clarify, Sam Neill is not the girl from Matilda. Oh, okay. Do you think that there's a world where we could become like a Snoopy podcast? You're really into Snoopy.

That's what I'm trying to see if I can sort of pivot something into something that I'm interested in like Snoopy. Now, is the Snoopy now is the Snoopy the Snoopy thing are you into official Snoopy merch or could it be anything with Snoopy on it it's not really anything I think most stuff with Snoopy on it sucks uh that's how you really feel yeah that's I mean that's the problem with like with Snoopy I like Snoopy but you know sort of really watered down at this point come on Snoopy

uh but I do I do think sometimes he shows up and he's like wearing a hat and you go oh that's pretty fun I like original Snoopy you ever like check out like original Snoopy what's like the defining trait of Snoopy I think he's I think he's like precocious you know what I mean he's made a few words like even going back to back to, like, original Snoopy, like, what's he doing up there? Oh, that's not Snoopy I'm used to. No, right? And so that's what I'm saying. Like, people know Snoopy as, like, what Snoopy is now.

But original Snoopy, and this is why I'm trying to get maybe more people into Snoopy. Original Snoopy, really cool. So you want a back-to-basics Snoopy? I'm looking for Snoopy back to basics and it's like the number two and it's a reboot for snoopy i think that would be cool so instead of like summer of 98 it'd be like uh summer of 58 for yeah yeah yeah somewhere around there because this is sort of like the 60s i think is like the last time where we got he's like fucked up looking yes 60s they were they did not know what they wanted there was

an argument and like the creative and then whoever was arguing lost by the 70s yeah i can't uh i can't find you any snoopy related props directly uh eric what about this is the closest i could get uh from the movie dolomite is my name in 2019 snoop dog's headphones from the movie he played dj raj i mean like that's that's cool that's not definitely not the vibe you're going for no i mean i'm like i'm into like that's cool you know that's like cool. I just can't believe what they did to Snoopy. Like, what happened to him? That's what, okay, so thank you, Gavin.

That's what I'm saying. Also, that's what Snoop Dogg is named after. He's named after Snoopy. I can't believe he's never played Snoopy. Snoop Dogg as Snoopy? Yeah. That has never officially happened as one. Yeah, why not? Yeah. Well, are we sure that's the case? Has Snoop Dogg as Snoopy? Yeah. Like, that has never officially happened as one. Yeah, why not?

Yeah. Well, are we sure that's the case? Has Snoop Dogg ever played? I feel pretty confident. I feel like I've seen most of the Charlie Brown movies. I agree. Recent years. Yeah.

I feel like I would just know that. Imagining Snoop Dogg just sat on someone's head. Yeah. Are you fucking kidding me? What's up? up when snoop dog was a kid during the 70s he used to watch so much peanuts that his mom said he began to look like the character snoopy my mama gave me the name i used to love peanuts and charlie brown i didn't realize that that's where snoop that's where the name came from is snoop i mean it makes total dog is being named after snoopy makes total sense but i but I just never made the connection.

Where did he get the second G from? Because he's a G. Yeah, you didn't think about that. You ever see Snoopy in like vulture mode? Snoopy in vulture mode? What is... I'm the world famous Christmas vulture

in a pear tree here to wish you a Merry Christmas. Eric, what would it take for you to get that tattooed? Now Nick is asking what's happening. I think I think I'd get a Snoopy tattoo. I don't know if it would be the vulture. Oh, it'd have to be the vulture. The vulture is pretty good, though, right?

I like Snoopy in the big coat. Have you seen Snoopy in the big coat? No, no, I've never. It's just a Snoopy presentation show. Yeah, I like Snoopy in the big coat have you seen snoopy in the big coat no no i've never i've slew snoopy presentation yeah that looks cozy coat is very cool snoopy in the big coat's good yeah what version of snoopy is that is that 70s snoopy yeah yeah yeah you could kind of into like 70s maybe i also like i like uh fucked up baseball snoopy i think that's a good one. He's just kind of like weird looking. That's fun. Yeah, that's a baseball podcast.

That looks like honestly, that looks like a soulless Snoopy. Oh, wow. That's like a like a like if there was a like in in science fiction terms, it's like a Snoopy replicant. Yeah. OK, it's like a Rucker. It's like the Rucker Hauer Snoopy. That's not going would kill you.

Here's the thing. Here's what people are going to say. They're going to say, get Spike. I don't want Spike. Yeah, I don't want Spike. Is that a different dog? Yeah, that's his brother, Spike. Gavin, that's his brother, Spike.

Snoopy not popular in the United Kingdom? Yeah, I think he is. Let's spike his brother. Why do you hate Snoopy so much, Gavin? Just never really came across him. Too busy trying to watch the episode of The Mask. What I love about the show is that it is a group of grown men where one of them is asking,

have you seen this variation of Snoopy over and over again? To which it is always no. The answer is no. We have not. Or at least I haven't. All the Snoopy evolutions. All the Snoopy evolutions. I don't know.

There's just a lot to Snoopy. I just think he's pretty neat. And then you get into like 1990 Snoopy and you go like, I'm done with this. I don't need this anymore. I just feel like at one point you sat down and started just Googling's pretty neat. And then you get into, like, 1990s Snoopy, and you go, like, I'm done with this. I don't need this anymore. I just feel like at one point you sat down and started just Googling Snoopy, though. No, this is like, I grew up reading, like, all, like, these old comics.

I'd go to, like, the library and check out old Garfield. I love Garfield, too. Old Garfield comics and, like, old Snoopy comics. And, like, the big, like, books. So what was the name of Snoopy's brother? Spike. Spike. Spike. books so what was the name of snoopy's brother spike spike do people in in like the peanuts like fandom view spike in the same way they view like scrappy do people just hate no i think i think spike is pretty beloved but um i'm just not you know it's me and people go you have a mustache

and spike has a mustache it's like yeah but that's i'm a snoopy guy baby i'll say this too i think that the as a whole the peanuts audience the peanuts fandom is is is pretty wholesome and non-toxic i feel like they they don't they're not very judgmental with their characters i feel like there's a lot of universal love across the peanuts yeah zeitgeist yeah how did you feel about droopy? Droopy Dog? Yeah. I like Droopy Dog. He's fucking awesome. What, are you about to talk some shit about Droopy? No, I just feel like I've seen more Droopy than Snoopy.

Do you think Droopy was created as a parody of Snoopy? That never crossed my mind until this second. Is Droopy... What was the little Droopy? Like Dribble or something? Yeah, Droopy and Dribble. Hisbble or something what was it yeah droopy and dribble is like his like son what are we talking about what is happening what is this why is this over eric took us to cartoon dogs he's not yeah but have you ever looked at the evolution of

garfield i have i have looked at the evolution of garfield i would would say 79. Andrew's back in now. I'm back in. 79 is best Garfield. So Snoop, Droopy is based off of this dude. Based off of what? What is happening? That's who Droopy's based off of. What? What? Bill Thompson.

I don't. Wallace Wimple. This is. Boomer. Are you Brimley-ing us again? Yeah, this is it. Brimley situation. It says, Wallace Wimple. People called him Boomer? Are you Brimley-ing us again? Yeah, this is it. Something from Brimley's situation? It says, uh, Wallace Wimple.

People called him Boomer? Did you know that LL Cool J came up with the term goat? That was him. Yes. Oh, really? Greatest of all time? Yeah, I had no idea. I learned that recently.

Really? Yeah, that was his thing. Technically, like, his, Ali's wife trademarked the greatest of all time entertainment or something. But he's the one that like created the vernacular around it. And pop. Damn. Interesting. Are we going to learn more about droopy or what?

I don't know. I'm reading it and it's not interesting. So no, none of this has been. That is not a barrier to entry in this. Well, don't say that. There's been some interesting stuff in here. I'm telling you. I have an interesting fact that has happened. Are you basically saying that

everything Eric added to the end of this podcast has been trash? No, I'm... Listen, we all have a cross to bear. We've all made mistakes. Yeah, if anything, this is on you guys. Jeff asked if hoodies are popular. In Canada, based on the photo. Yeah, that's why the podcast took a turn.

Maybe we should cut there. To now. So do you guys know about Snoopy's evolution? No. Yes, I mean, yes. Yes, I do. Let's see. Let me check my notes.

We should wrap up anyway. Get us out of here. Summer of 98. With Gavin's question of how did it feel, I laughed. I don't know what year it is anymore. I feel like I've gone back in time. I think I'm praying so that that's like the hottest you've laughed in one of the top three on the whole podcast.

And it wasn't even me trying to be funny. That's way more than just three haws. That was at least 12 here's an idea here's an idea for you guys you guys know how the mall is back yeah I do well conditionally it's back in some places

not others but it's back where we are and you know how much fun it is to go to the mall and how much I like to go to the mall and then I like to walk around the mall and look at stuff and then we did the mall draft and we all really enjoyed that and it was a lot of fun and the mall and then I like to walk around the mall and look at stuff. And then we did the mall draft and we all really enjoyed that and it was a lot of fun and the audience liked it

and they participated too. I feel like there's a lot of mall content left we could come up with. So I pitched this to Eric about a month ago. But what if we went to the mall together? Obviously, you couldn't go, Andrew, because it'd be working in America and you can't do that.

But what if we went to the mall together, but then we called Andrew and Andrew was like Charlie's Angels and Andrew gave us tasks we have to complete in the mall. He's like, all right, be the first person to buy the smallest item in the mall

or whatever, kind of like we did at the grocery store. And then we all run to the wind and then we try to be the first person to come back and complete the task that Andrew gives us in the mall. So you guys would show up as soon as it opened and you would learn the task then,

or when is, yeah, like we would go and we'd sit around a table like at the, at the mall and eat like Chick-fil-A or something. And then you would tell us, you would be like, all right, angels or assholes or whatever you call us here.

You fuckers, here's your first task. And then you would be like you need to go buy the biggest bra the biggest cup size bra they have at the mall or whatever and we'd have to go do it and whoever and then we'd all come back and compare what mall what's the grossest item you could get in the mall it'd be in our mall barton and you're okay it's in the springs okay can i can i have somebody like shoot the notes you know like in the early mission impossible movies they'd shoot like an rpg of sunglasses that gave these could i I can I have somebody like shoot the notes you know like in the early Mission Impossible movies

they'd shoot like an RPG of sunglasses that gave these could I if I figure that out is that can I do that yeah I deliver the message absolutely and I could even if you want I could even go to the mall and just like film all the stores for you and stuff to give you an idea oh I like yeah that's a funny you know what if there's like a hidden immunity idol hidden somewhere in the mall and you have to find it or something? That's interesting. That's interesting. That's an interesting idea.

I feel like this is going to make me uncomfortable. Oh, well, just be fucking Errol. Just be Errol and you're fine. Yeah, just don't be Gavin. Yeah, just put on the Errol. We also... How long has you been a character? At one time.

Is it just like, I feel like typically I get the sense it's like for a minute or like two minutes tops. Have you ever just been somebody else for like hours? No. Let me ask a tough question. Are you really Gavin? Is Gavin a character? Have you been a character for the last 20 years? Look, this is me, me right here's a picture of

me also we don't have to do the mall idea I was just throwing that out there as an option someday I don't I love I just want to go back I just want to go the mall I just want to go I want

it I want to find it a little bit but I like it I like going to the mall with you guys like Eric and and Gus and I filmed an episode of Anima at the mall and it was a lot of fun. It's fun being at the mall with your buddies. What if we have for one of the

challenges best Stuart impression? I know I couldn't say Stuart for like two whole seconds. That's a great one. Oh 1100. Is that good? Is that good or bad? It's not great.

Alright yeah we gotta wrap it up. So you don't die. Okay, here we go. Jeff, you gotta take us out. Okay. Hey, thanks for listening to one of the weirder episodes we've had in a while. It was a back-to-back today, and you know the second one always slips away from us a little bit. It'll be interesting to see what was

and wasn't cut. You won't know, because you're the audience and you weren't here for the recording, but we'll all know and we'll go, yeah, that was probably a good choice. Anyway, if you didn't hear it, don't miss it. You didn't need to. Thanks again for listening. Tune in someday in the future for our mall show we're going to do.

I'm pretty excited about that. I also was going to pitch the guys a one-star review game that I think will be a lot of fun that we could play anytime they want. I've been holding onto that one for about two months now. Played it with Eric and Emily in the car on the way back from San Antonio. It was pretty fucking fun.

So we got that in the future. If you didn't listen to or watch episode one of Blindside, hopefully you'll check that out because I assume that exists somewhere in the world. Next week will be episode 160. We've got nothing

planned. We'll see you then. Bye. Hey guys. Major League Fan Jack here with a look at next week's episode of F*** Face. Andrew is terrible at Hangman. Let's talk about national anthem performances. What did your high school stadium look like? Can we sponsor a team?

Who worked at Hollister? Jeff doesn't know how to flip off a camera. And once again, Andrew does not eat the pencil. All that and more on next week's episode of F*** Face.