F**kface - Wheel of Record Times // Ghost Mail [99]

Episode Date: April 1, 2026

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about early record, Nick's apology, appearances, grab M&M's, alarms, real time cat piss, Geoff's Weird Mysteries, poll results, James Bond Jr, Godzooky, Valley of Interest diorama, money on the side, toes & fingers, shaking hands, bar of soaps, soap tub, Rooms of Trust, rounders, nails vs nails, View to a Kill, Christopher Walken, immediate coffee, and 3d printed head. Support us directly at https://www.patreon.com/TheRegulationPod Stay up to date, get exclusive supplemental content, and connect with other Regulation Listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello and welcome to another episode of the Regulation Podcast. This is episode 99, the last single, a double-digit episode we'll do. God damn it. My name is Jeff Ramsey with me as always, Andrew Pat and Gavin Free, Nick Schwartz, Eric Baddor, bright and early coming at you. How are you guys doing? Good morning, fellas. You, uh, you started screaming and I got dizzy.

I'm a morning person. I don't know what to tell you. I got lightheaded. It's because you're about to have so much fun. 5 a.m. How's everybody doing? Check in. How's everybody doing? It's 703 a.m. Central time. Terrible. Well, it's 703 central time, but that makes it 503 Pacific.

Andrew came in one minute late. I won't give it, Grace. That's fine. It's 501 his time when we all got together. And then he just muted and then unmuted said count and then muted again. Yeah, it's 5 a.m. I'm very tired. I had to wake up my partner to do this. Oh, yeah, I woke up my wife too. Yeah, I think Nick's really unpopular with the significant others right now. Yep. Significant Nick. Yep.

Oh, sorry. My wife sleeps through my alarm, so I'm good. Well, that's all that matters. Yeah, I only have one room to record in. Oh, that is. Right. We are recording very early because of the wheel of record times. Nick has picked this time.

It is the time we landed on. And Nick has been the one to complain about it maybe the most. And it affects him no different from the other three of us. It affects Andrew the worst. Yeah, I'd like to apologize to everybody. I just threw it out there. Didn't think the wheel. You know what, here's the thing.

It was a very gab and I'll flip the coin to make a decision idea. And I regret it. I regret it. And I'm sorry because I have to take the boy to a doctor's appointment right after this. That's right. Thanks for the hard out. Nick, Nick also said he has a hard out.

Nick picked this time and then told us that he had a hard out. Love it. Oh, man. It's going to be a great day and a great episode. Can you believe next week is episode 100? I was thinking about that last night before I went to bed. And I realized I put a lot of work into the previous episode 100, hiring the tattoo artist and getting them at my house two hours early

and going through all the setup and everything. I'm not doing anything like that. I have nothing prepared for episode 100, so I feel like you guys are probably going to pick up the slack on that one. No, I think we're good. Yeah. I'm good. Do you think it'll just be a regular episode 100

because we've already had a big episode 100 blowout? Yeah, I mean, we've had an episode 100. I think we've had an episode 200. We definitely did. Okay. So what episode number will this be at 100, like of our, total like cumulative. 306, I think.

Okay. 305, 306, something like that. So we didn't do anything for 300 total, but we're going to, but you think we're going to do something for 100 new thing? Maybe. I mean, three, I don't think anybody's combining previous, previous podcast with existing podcast to come up with a number. This is just regulation episode 100, so you think there'd be some sort of fanfare for it.

I just realized that I'm not, I, since I already planned an episode 100, nothing came to me ahead of time. Like that's a task checked off my list. So I didn't think to double back around and do it again for this one. So I was kind of hoping, you know, one of you guys would. But it sounds like we're just going to have a bog standard episode 100. Yeah. If any podcast was going to do something for like the cumulative 300, it feels like it would be this podcast where we celebrate on like 95 of the new thing for a big round number.

And so I like that. Right. Maybe we'll do that for 400. Oh, yeah. So we'll just, we'll do this. that remind us around 190 and we'll see if we can do something for 195. You got me a little bit. Nick, why don't you,

why don't you set an alarm next to your fucking Eminem alarm? Oh, okay. Hang on. Gavin, why are you worried? Well, we talk about combining the numbers of the old one and this one to see what we're at. But I'm worried that I might have done like a thousand podcasts across all the podcasts I've done. Oh, you definitely have.

Really bummed me out. That's a really great. how many rooster teeth podcast episodes were there? I don't know. Yeah, did it hit 700 or something? Maybe, probably. Are we also counting

Australian morning show appearances in this number? Yeah, so add one to that, to whatever that is. That makes sense. Plus, Gavin was on one episode of ANMA. That's true. That's true.

That was quite a surprise. Andrew, I'm just want to check it about, I haven't really been on, I haven't really got any appearances through you yet. I'm just wondered if you want renew being my agent for the next. Oh, yeah. No, I'm working on it. I'm getting feelers out there.

I gotta say, the less happy Andrew is, the better the audio quality. Have you guys noticed that? The last two episodes, you sounded great. I really like the sound of Gavin's agent. Yeah, I'm just, I'm working on it. Like, imagine calling your management. And that's what he's kind of like... You know.

Yeah, I don't know. You're not the star. What time did you go to bed? Um... Well, I'm not... I'm in a different bed, so I'm not sleeping well, generally. Oh, no. Two, maybe?

Oh, that's awful. More of a nap than a sleep. You should have gone to bed earlier. Definitely wanted to. I definitely struggled to fall asleep. I think it was like 145, but at least it was 1.45. Central. I can't imagine 2.45.

Having yeah, having slept just a couple of hours ago. Yeah, we were talking about it and Jeff just brought this up. We were talking about it in pleasantries because myself, Nick and Jeff got on.

And I was laughing that I get, when I have an alarm in the morning, I'll get up like every hour. I'll wake up like every single hour. I will not sleep through the night. If my alarm set for 7 a.m. because I know I have to be up. I'll wake up at 1.30, 2.35, 3.45. Like, I will just wake up, like, every,

or whatever. And then Nick was talking about how he has an alarm. And he's like, oh, that's what I do when I have to fly. And I'm like, oh, yeah, then I should get some cold M&Ms. He's like, well, yeah, I have an alarm that says, get your frozen M&Ms. As if you would forget to do that. He just draped it. Look at the fucking chat. That has to be, Jeff, can you make that the thumb? Hold on. I'm not looking at the channel. Grab M&Ms and phone slash watch cables. Every day. You'd be surprised how many frozen M&Ms you wind up with

if you forget to take one on a flight. I can't believe you wrote all that out. Like Eminem's on its own wouldn't have done the same trick. Well, here, so the regular alarm that's below it that says 615 right now, I set that for whatever time I'm getting up. And the other one, one I set for 10 minutes before I'm about to leave the house. You've lost me.

I don't understand. I set the one alarm so that I just get up. I'm up. I go shower. I get ready for the flight. And then the M&M one comes into play 10 minutes before I'm leaving. I said it 10 minutes before I said my time. It's just a reminder so he doesn't forget.

Yeah. That makes a reminder. Do a alarm. Have you ever forgotten them? Many times. Do you, that's why you have the alarm, right? Do you have any other insane alarms in your phone like that? No, that's it.

I deleted all the crazier one. Not at 5 a.m. No. You've triggered a very recent M&M memory. Oh, I didn't even think about it. Yesterday, Emily and I went to the office. She got off work early, and I was, I had bought a bunch of picture frames to hang some of that art we had,

and we just kind of cleaned up and spruced up the office. You guys are going to love it. Looks amazing. And we got into the car to leave after maybe an hour and a half of cleaning. And Emily goes, I don't feel so good. and I go, what's wrong? And she goes, are those M&Ms expired? And I'm like, I think they're at least a year old.

And she's like, I ate so many. My tummy hurts. She kept finding bags of M&Ms that I'm hidden for Eric around the office. Apparently, there's still a significant amount. And she just ate every bag she saw and gave herself a little tummy ache. And they got to be over a year old. I've found all of those M&Ms, and I just left them there. Yeah.

Like behind the picture frames, behind the stuff like on the display feature. Like I just left them all there because I just went, I'm not going to, I'm not going to move these. Like those are those are just the M&Ms that have been there for. I mean, really, truly a year. Well, there's less than there were. Also, I like that she's like, oh, are those expired? I ate so many M&Ms. I didn't even know.

I didn't even know. She's just like, I'm a little eminent. Every time I turned around, apparently. So, yeah, she made herself sick off old M&Ms. But now there's less to find in the office. Still can't find the immunity idol, but we can find all the M&Ms.

I think you guys are going to find it pretty soon. I hope so. I've looked everywhere. Yeah, I think you're going to find it pretty soon. I can't believe what I'm looking at. What are you looking at? Yeah. The sunrise?

Stop it! Uh, my Oh my god I've been blaming Smee What? I just watched my Other cat Piss on the wall in my office

No way It must be happening before I wake up Realtime cat piss I caught him in the act You got him Gavin real time cat piss What was that? Is he spraying?

Which cat? Fat boy I knew it. I knew it was going to be fat boy. Now he's a piss boy. Wow. Piss boy's been fucking blame it, getting, getting Smee blamed for all this. Maybe Smee was never evil to begin with.

Yeah, maybe it's just a response to how he's been treated. Wow. Yeah, do you ever think you're the one that created Shmi mode? Look at that. Okay. Oh. He just turned around to face it. I've watched his tail go ape.

Never mind. That's the thumbnail shit. Oh, wow. Yeah. that's a good thumbnail. I've never seen any of the pisses happen. It's just like clear spray. That's a better picture than any picture I've ever seen Jeff send to us.

Well, I don't think that's true. That's a phenomenal photo. I think that the cat in the foreground, the piss in the background, the way it's framed, that is a great photo, Gavin. That is a good photo. I don't know why we have to insult me to compliment him, though. I mean, it's very timely because we just did the GTA photo challenge, which I think is out by now. Yes.

So much fun. That was, I think, one of my favorite GTAs of the last year. Yeah, we should do that again. Well, I think we have to finish it. Oh, that's right. That's right. That's right. Can it be like a King Jeff situation where like the one, another one, whoever wins or something comes up with the next prompts?

Absolutely. If you want to do that, absolutely. I got to get a paper towel. Hold on. I don't know what King Jeff is, but I've sort of gleaned what it is now. So I think I get it. It was like a series of mini game tasks where like everybody come to me in Minecraft and I go, okay, first one to bring me back a pink sheep gets a point. And then whoever, it was like gets a block of the tower and then whoever built the tower of pimps first.

And then we did it. We did it in GTA as well. It's in Gavin's DNA to request the monarchy at any point. Yeah, yeah. That's true. And he's just trying to get the tower of pimps back. So, I mean, I get it. I understand. While he's cleaning up cat piss, I have a mystery I want to tell you guys about.

Whoa. Jeff's weird mysteries? It happened yesterday out of the blue. Was not expecting or prepared for this mystery to come into my life. But now I'm kind of obsessed with it. on Tuesday, I go to the post office to get the regulation mail. I do that every Tuesday. It's part of my, it's my whole thing.

And I got up on Tuesday morning. I streamed or whatever. And then when I was downstairs, I put all the shit I was going to need because I was like running errands. I was going to go to the office and drop some boxes of cards and stuff off that I got. I was going to go to the post office. I had to go up somewhere and get something else for work. And I was going to buy some dye and stuff for the Gerple

jackets, which are ready to go, by the way. We can make those tomorrow if we want to. Anyway, so I put all my keys and my wallet and everything on the table next to where I leave, including the key to the post office box. We have two. We have one at the office, which is the spare, and then I keep one at my house since I'm the one that always goes. And I have it connected to a giant lanyard, a giant bulldog lanyard that Albert got me for Christmas so that I never lose it because I'm terrified of losing this key, right? And I grab all that stuff. I throw it in my pocket and I hop into the car and I drive to the post office and I'm parking at the post office and I get out of the car and I go to grab the keys on my pocket and they're not there and I look

on the ground and they're not on the ground and I look in the car with the stuff that I'd grabbed and they're not there and I go you fucking idiot you forgot the key somehow even though it was in the pile you forgot the key to the post office box so I was like ah fuck I guess I'll have to the office is closer than home, so I drove to the office, grabbed the spare keys, went back to the post office, got the mail, there was a lot, again, came back, figured I'd, figured that my keys were at home somewhere, right? Didn't even think about it. Came home at the end of the day, went to go find that key to figure out where I had dropped it or whatever, and it's not in my house. It's not in my front yard. It's not under my sofa. It's not under my car. It's not in the bushes. It's not

like wedged in the cracks of my front porch. It's not, I tear my house apart. Because now, now, I don't know what the fuck has happened. Where did my key go? How did I lose my key between my front door and my car? Right? Like that makes no sense to me. And I spend the entire day looking for it, tearing my hair out. And then I'm like, fuck, I feel really dumb that I lost this key.

I'm so responsible. I don't know what the fuck I did. So it's gone all day, Tuesday. Wednesday, I look for it again, can't find it. And like, I guess I'm just got to tell the post office I lost a key. There'll probably be a fee for it. That's stupid. it'll be embarrassing not to be able to hold onto a key as a grown-up.

That sucks. But I'm like, whatever, I just move on with my life. Yesterday, I'm out at the office, cleaning up and hanging some pictures. I come home and on my front porch are two packages from the mail, right? One on the left of the porch, one on the right of the porch. And on top of the one on the right of the porch is the key on the lanyard. And I think, how the fuck did it get there? That's interesting.

That's weird. Why is the key there? No problem. I have a front doorbell video thing, right? So I log into my app, my security app, and at like 230, there are no packages on my front porch. At like 305, there is one package on my front porch. And there's no video of the person dropping it off. Then, like 20 minutes later, there's the other packages on my front porch. And there's no video of the person dropping it off. What? I have a thousand videos of cars passing by my street that day that the camera picked up, but it didn't pick up, and the packages were delivered separately, and it didn't pick up either person dropping off either package. So I cannot see where the key came from. It just

magically appeared on top of an Ulta package on my front porch. And my cameras failed in the moment that the person who had my keys or found my keys somewhere delivered them. And I will now go to my grave not knowing what the fuck happened to that key. Ghost mail. Yeah. That's crazy. So is it like just a motion set like? Yeah, it's just like motion activated like simply say, simply say front door thing.

And it captures shit all day long. It captures when my lead, when my tree moves. It captures when a big car drives by, you know, it captures if a fucking squirrel is too big in the periphery. But it didn't capture either person delivering either package. or a potential third person who had the keys. Do you think they used advanced dangles? Either that or they have like cloaking technology or they could like or like they, they EMPed my door briefly.

I don't know. This is this is going to sound like I'm not on your side, Gavin. I am on your side. How I just, this is a genuine question. How else would it have been activated? Are you asking if the camera is always running? Yeah, like what is, what are the other options? Yeah, just 24-7.

24-7, okay. I wonder how many people have 24-7 doorbell camps. That would just be so much data. Sounds like at least one of us in this chat does. I think that Jeff should probably switch over to a 24-7 system so we can solve this Jeff's weird mysteries. Well, I mean, mysteries. I don't know if updating my camera system today is going to help solve yesterday's mystery, but.

Well, many, many mysteries ahead of us, Jeff. But it will solve tomorrow's. Yeah, yeah, there's going to be ghosts are constantly going to be delivering. I'm just never going to lose keys again. I think maybe if you, between, now between the two things, if you think you're never going to lose keys again, or if solving this is just changing it to 24-7 recording, you should just change it to 24-7 recording.

I don't trust that you'll never lose keys again. Definitely going to lose keys again. I'm going to bet on Jeff. I'm not going to lose keys again. Is that right? Yeah. Although it probably would help with the animal murder, the serial killer. Oh yeah, it could be maybe it's connected.

Could be a joint case. A joint case? Wait, hang on. Wait, you think the animal murder might be connected to Jeff's ghost packages? You never know. We don't have the footage. We can't, we can't deny. Like half a squirrel bought the keyback?

Yeah. What's your mystery, Andrew? It's not so much a mystery, but in the last episode I brought up Archie's weird mysteries. And Eric asked, was there any consideration that you guys didn't know what that was? And I said, zero. Zero percent. I did a poll on our Patreon to see how many people were aware of Archie's weird mysteries as a baseline. Let me tell you, it is not the cultural touchstone that I thought it was.

5,700 votes. I've never seen it that hard. 90% no. Holes on the internet just don't do that. That's wild. Yeah. That's like only 500 people voted yes of almost 6,000. Nobody knows it.

So I'm glad that it was brought up. You thought it was a cultural touchstone. Yeah, it never crossed my mind that people wouldn't understand the reference or... Is it some like weird ass Canadian thing? I don't think so. It's Archie. I think it's just... I think that it's just a low-budget cartoon that nobody...

what he watched and nobody cared about. I mean, it looked pretty high budget from what he showed me. It would be like, Gavin, it would be like if I went, guys, you know the cultural touchstone of James Bond Jr., the cartoon that, like, from like 1991? Like, that's what Andrew just, like, posed to us. I think more people know Archie's weird mysteries than James Bond Jr. I think you're probably right, but here's the thing. Only 500 in that poll that they knew it at all.

So, I mean, I don't. I just don't see a difference between James Bond Jr. That and Archie's weird mysteries. I just think it's like the same thing. Does James Bond Jr. solve mysteries? I believe that was like his whole thing. And then the coolest thing about that, the picture that I dropped in there, the guy with the metal claw, that's Dr. No.

And then you can see jaws right below him. And then in the top left, kind of over James Bond Jr.'s right shoulder behind IQ, his friend. That's odd job. Oh. And I don't know why he's dressed. like that. He's dressed like an 80s rapper. He's hip-hop our job. Why is, he's our jiggity job? Why is James Bond dressed like Martin McFly? I don't know. I think if you're a child and it's like 1990, then like you, you have cultural touch points and they just go, ah, cross them over. Who cares?

Like, what are they going to do? Stop us. It's fine. See, I'm not saying this is a cultural touchstone, Andrew, I'm just saying that this is, like, to me, this is analogous. I think we need to do a back-to-back viewing where we watch an episode of Archie's Weird Mysteries and then an episode of James Bond Jr. I think it's going to be pretty eye-opening to see how probably similar they are. There is an episode of Archie's Weird Mysteries where it's a zombie episode, where it's like this potato is infecting people, and I found it very scary as a child when I watched it on TV.

And I went back and I watched it, I don't know, maybe. like 10 years ago. And it is just so beat you over the head with symbolism of don't be a couch potato. And it really took the zest out of the world today. Got it. Got it. I was like, oh, this is just to go outside and do

stuff. This isn't scary. This sucks. Well, potatoes can mess you up. They can. I think we're out of the phase of making the thing and then having them be a baby in it. When was the last, like, new IP that had a just a baby version of that thing? Oh, that's a good question.

That's a really good question. Because that was such a thing. Imagine if it was like Walter White Jr. Oh, now we're talking. I would love that. It would just be him learning to be a teacher. I can't think of it. Anything, any close to recently?

I learned yesterday that there's a Tom and Jerry Jr. And I thought it was really funny because they essentially only change the cat. Yeah, it's Tom and Jerry Kids. You can't really make the mouse smaller. Tom and Jerry kids. See, he knows. And then they also had droopy.

Droopy was on the show. And then he had a, like a nephew named Dribble. And it was just smaller droopy. I thought it was called Dripal. Is it Dripal? Me? Okay. Driple. I like Driple.

Man, maybe I was there a little bit of a potato in my youth. Because when you're watching the pup name Scooby-Doo and all the young shit, you just... I remember just never being excited by any of it, but I'll just stay in front of the TV. Oh, man. I was way too old to be watching pub named Scooby-Doo and still into it. That was a good one. What was the... I don't think it was ever a separate show.

Did you ever watch that Godzilla cartoon with the little one? The Little Godzilla? No. Are you thinking of Reptar and the Rugrats show? No. Like, Godzuki was a character, but I don't remember, was there a cartoon version of Godzuki? Well, it was just the cartoon version of Godzilla. He was in it.

Was it called Lil Zill? That's, that's a better name than whatever it was, probably. Is it, is it this? Yeah. That's it, right? Yeah, it's just like, it looks like it's called. Oh, that's cute. It's just Godzilla, the original animated series.

Look at this fucking art. This must just be like a 60s cartoon that was on. Look at this art. Look at this C-Lab ass-looking show. I watched that. That's terrible. That's C-Lab. That's so crazy.

Yeah, I think when Cartoon Network was starting, they just went, I don't know, put it on. Just put it on. It's a cartoon. Put it on. It's fine. It's fine. I watched a lot of bad cartoons just watching Cartoon Network because it was just cartoons all the time.

It was great. Did you get to see that diorama of the Valley of Interest that kid made? No. Do you have a picture? I do, I do. Ready. Please.

It was on the subreddit the other day. Oh, wow. I thought it was one of the clue of things I've seen a while. Oh, my God. For the audience, it is, wow.

It is made with, I guess, Playdo or modeling clay inside of a cardboard box, and it is a three-dimensional diorama. Now, hang on. Why, in the third picture, it's the write-up for it from Dr. Nubbs. And it says, specifically it says, since Eric was having such a difficult time understanding the value of interest. What the fuck did I do?

Not understand. I'm not going to be pretty interested in it. What did I do? What the fuck? You just didn't get it, you idiot. You fucking dummy. What the? He's in the clouds of confusion.

He's got a little sun glued to the side of the cardboard wall there. It looks like a button. I feel like this is within my reef of understanding of what all this is, right? I'm convinced that Andrew is having a bet with someone that he has to come up with as many of these as possible. Because was it in the meeting? He said the reef of understanding. Yeah, yeah. We were talking.

Yeah. And also in the last episode, he referred to it as a. the nectar of comfort. He did. He did. He did. He did. He did. Which is sweet nectar. Bath juice. I think I think someone's, I think you're making some money on the side. Making money on the side?

That's a good idea though. What is? Making money on the side? Yeah, I think someone's paying you like 50 bucks every time you sneak in one of these batshit phrases. How much are they paying you, Andrew? If I'm getting paid, I'm not aware of it, but I like the idea of just writing down, oh, that's a good idea, money on the side. Like, no, no plan, no activity, just, yeah, that's the plan. It's like writing down more money.

If anybody in the audience wants to pay me on the slide weave in some topics of conversations, just hit me up. Well, we were trying to get you to say double anus when you were doing that VO that one time. Didn't work, though, did it? Well, you just didn't do it. There you go. And that was like for a paid gig or what was that for? Didn't work. Damn.

I just love the community so much looking at this diorama. I also, I just love that we all speak the same language. I saw this in the comments of the last episode. Be Gibble's fan wrote bumblebee is from car, but he's Fram alien. That's awesome. Now, I think that's actually backwards. I don't even think that's correct. but I just like that that made total sense to me

and I gobbed all over my phone laughing. Yeah, he's from Alien, but Fram Carr, I was thinking. Yeah, I think. I know what you mean about speaking of language, though. I ran into a guy the other day when I was buying plants at the plant store who was a regulation, who was a comment lever. And we had the nicest, like, little three or four minute talk

and just like, it is like you're speaking your own secret code, you know? It's like nobody around you, if anybody made the mistake of eavesdropping on anything we said, they would just be so befuddled, I think. I was at the mall, and a guy walked up, he was getting a suit, I think,

and he's walking out of like JCPenney or whatever. And he's like, whoa, are you Eric? And I'm like, yeah, what's up? And he's like, oh, man, just like such a big fan of rooster teeth, dude. Like, I think that, like, the rooster teeth stuff was so funny. This is awesome.

Like, I just missed rooster teeth. And I was like, okay, cool. And he started walking away. And I went, hey, check out regulation podcasts. And he just kind of looked to me. And he went, you got it. And it's just, well, uh-oh.

Well, uh-oh. So if you're listening to this guy at the mall, thanks for giving it a shot. But if you're not listening to this, I don't blame you, man. It's okay. It's all right. You can hang out with the dude

from the barbecue restaurant. Yeah, it's not for me. I gave it a shot. Okay, thank you. Oh, man. Appreciate it. Would you swap your toes and your fingers

if you could now? No. I was thinking about this. Why? Just to give to like give Nick something to suck on or? No.

Oh God. Nick's a hand guy. Oh. It flips. Nick, would you rather be a hand guy or a guy? I'd rather be a hand guy, right? Oh, if hands from the bottom of legs

are you bored to hands and feet? What did you? What? What? If you swap it. No, I think you, yeah, you would become a hands guy at that point. I was just thinking, I feel like I could do everything. I think I have extra length in my fingers that I don't need,

that I would benefit more from with my toes. You think you need, what, hang on, hang on. You play video games. You think you need longer toes? I don't think I need longer toes. I just think I would get more out of, if it was flip. What are you going to do with your hands with your arms when you got a big toe on them?

Well, I mean, I feel like the thumb to my, I feel like it's comparable. I don't think my big toe is that much different than my thumb. Well, there's less knuckles in it, isn't there? Isn't there less joints in a toe? Yeah. I don't know. I've never looked.

Yes. I just looked right now. I don't think you have to... I feel the same. They feel the same? You would be fine. find having fingers that bend one knuckle less? What does that mean?

Are you gonna play Xbox with your feet going forward then? Oh, I see what you mean. The two, yeah. No, I definitely won. I think I could do it with the toe hands. You constantly want to swap body parts that make everything worse.

I just, I don't think it would, it's, I don't think anything would change. I think you would be just as effective with your hands. Then why would you do it? Because it opens up a whole new land of opportunity for your feet. Like hanging upside down from a branch? Yeah, you could climb so much better. Is the land of opportunity where the peak of interest in the valley of understanding and everything?

Like, is that where all that lives? I think the land of opportunity was, uh, horizon forbidden or whatever, the Kevin Costner movie. I believe that's the subtitle of the second one. Pot two coming to. Part 2 coming in. Okay, you walk into a basement Dun, dum, dump, dum, down the stairs with your hand feet.

You go into the basement, there's some sunlight coming through from a little window so you can kind of see, but it's still really dark. You need to find something. There's just one naked light bulb in the ceiling with a pull, with a drop pull string hanging down.

You know what I'm talking about. Do you think you could pull that with your toe hands? Yeah, absolutely. I don't know. I think anything chest high or higher is going to become difficult with a fucking big toe

for a thumb. You just don't you don't shake hands a lot, huh? No. Okay, all right. Don't know why you took an indignant tone but all right, man. Why am I shaking hands with people? Because you're like meeting people, like meeting

human people. I'd like have a fist bump guy. How many hands would everyone say here they shake on an average week? Uh, probably like, probably like 10. It's too many hands. Are these people you know, though? 10 people you know?

Just people. Yeah, I mean, like, there are a lot of times it's people I know, yeah. I think Eric would be, wait, you shake the hands of people you know? Yeah, oh, it's a, yeah, it's a wrestling. Yeah, it's a wrestling. I just, it didn't, it, across my, it's a wrestling thing. Though it, when you are in a locker room, this is so, wrestling is so, wrestling is so, fucking goofy. You go up to everyone and you shake everyone's hand and say hi. That is locker

room etiquette and professional wrestling. You are supposed to go up to every single person and shake hands and say hi. Is everyone's dicks out? Uh, no, typically, typically no. Everyone is in gear usually. It's just, uh, I think, I think it just comes from a time where like people didn't know of people or didn't know people at all. So like you have a lot of people cycling in a and out. So that's how you introduce people. And like, it's just a bunch of people that ran away and joined the circus, like learning how to network. So I think that's what it's from. It didn't cross my mind that it was strange until we're talking about it now of like how weird it is that I shake at least 10 people's hands a week. I almost exclusively shake the hands of people I don't

know. Yeah. Yeah. No, I, that totally makes sense. Yeah, I think I'm the outlier here. I think the last hand, I'm trying to think, I definitely shook the hand of the guy at the bank when I had to send Andrew money last week. He shook my hand for sure. But I feel like you do it more often than that. I just pictured you reaching under the plastic barrier of like the... What? No. That I forgot that you probably sat down with a dude.

Yeah, you have to... It's not one of those things that you handle at the window. You got to sit down with you, dude. I wonder if there are non-handshake sports and handshake sports for the locker room. Wrestling is definitely a handshake one. It's like baseball kind of strikes me as like a handshake type sport. Baseball's a high five sport. It is, and it's like a slap on the ass kind of sport, too, you know?

Yeah, but like when you, when you, like, at the end of a game, when you go up and a respectful to the team, you usually do like a high five line. At least when I was a kid, we did. Hockey, they do like the handshake, right? Both teams come down on the ice and they get through it. Yeah, I guess at the end. Football does a handshake at the end.

The coaches come out and shake each other's hands. Yeah, that's true, too. I was trying to picture a sport where there wouldn't be a locker room. Okay, and what sport would that be? Well, I was just trying to picture one that doesn't do that And then imagine them all doing that I assume F1 doesn't have like a shared locker room With all the

All the races That'd be really funny If they're like the showers up to together First one that comes to mind is bowling I don't think there's any locker rooms in bowling Yeah, that's a good call Because I was trying to think of things Without an intermission

Yeah, you're on display the whole time You don't really have to change clothes For bowling You just kind of you show up And you start throwing the ball right. We change shoes. Yeah.

Shoes for sure. You have. You don't need a locker room for that, do you? I mean, unless Nick's around, you don't want them to see. All right. Funny joke. Funny joke. I saw a movie trope in a film yesterday that got me thinking, I wonder if it's just a movie

trope, if anybody ever does it, or if they did do it and they no longer do it anymore. I was watching a horror movie from the early 70s, and they're like at a lake in upstate New York, and they do that thing where they're all like swimming in the lake, and then one person has a bar of soap, and then they all just bathe in the lake. You know, they're just like, you're just like rubbing soap on your chest, and somebody's washing their back, and they're just in a lake.

And I thought, that's such a gross way to get clean because you're in, it's lake water. But then I thought, does anybody ever actually do that? Has anybody, have you guys ever, like, had a bar of Irish spring or dial soap and jumped into a weight? high lake water to give yourself, to wash yourself and your buddies back? Is that, is that a thing that only happened, happened? Because I don't think, I don't see it anymore, but I feel like I've seen it in a million

movies, but all old movies. I mean, I don't even understand bar of soaps. Wait, you don't understand bar of soap. Bar of soaps. I'm not a bar of soaps guy. Bars of soap. Why are you saying the S at the end of soap? Bars of soaps.

Bars of soaps. I'm saying that all of the soaps of the bars, all soaps of bar variety, I'm not a fan of. So you're a liquid soap guy? Liquid soap. Liquid soap's guy. I would be a liquid soaps guy. Because the bar of soaps, it slides out of your hand. I don't understand how to use it.

Well, I think in 1971 it's all they had. Yeah, and also imagine if you, if your feet were hands. I feel the same way about the bars of soaps as I do chicken. where I just feel like I missed a meeting on how I'm supposed to operate this thing. But I partake in the chicken wing. But you just don't partake in the soaps. Soaps, yeah. You're anti-soaps.

I'm a soaps guy. No, I'm a pro seps. So, uh, five a man. I feel like a bar of soap sucks if it's just for hands. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely. Like my hands don't feel nice after I've used soap bar for washing hands. It's very drying. Yeah.

Makes them more grippy. When are you supposed to use the bar? The shower? Yeah, but like, it becomes a little slippery. I don't, I don't understand. You use a washcloth. Use a washcloth, dude.

Oh, you hold it with, okay. You get a washcloth and a bar of soap wet. You rub the bar of soap on the washcloth, and then you wash yourself with the washcloth. In the movie, they didn't have a washcloth. They were just passing a bar of soap around. Which I feel like I've seen in 30 cowboy movies. I just thought it was odd to see.

in a movie in the 70s, and I was wondering if people were still doing that in the 70s, or if people are still doing it now and I just don't ever encounter it. I think my only point of reference for this is movies, and they almost never have the washcloth. So I've just have never understood why anyone would try this.

Yeah, I feel like if you just have the soap in your hand, it's fine on some skin until you get to a bit that's slightly drier, and then the soap like grips your body more than your hand, and then you're screwed. The soap grips the body? It doesn't, just launch out of the hand?

Oh, no, I'm not like trying to squeeze it and hit the ceiling or anything. I'm just, you know, lightly holding it. Oh, that? Are you, like, trying to choke it? Well, I, you know, I have slippery skin, especially when we're wet. So I think I might have a unique issue with this.

This might be a unique problem for me. But I think the problem is, is that sometimes in the shower, like water hasn't equally wet you. So there's, like, sometimes, like, a dry bit still. And if the soap hits that, I see. That's off.

Yeah, I just, that soap's immediately flying out of my hands as soon as there's any moisture. It launches. Why are you squeezing it so hot? Because I'm trying to keep it from slipping out of my hands. I have, I got to have a tight grip. That's like trying to keep a bullet by squeezing the trigger. I don't understand.

Those two are the same. And that's coming from the trigger man, so you know it's true. Yeah, I know. I'm trusted his opinion. I'm not saying he's wrong. definitely right. He's the trigger man. I just think because it becomes scary because then the soap launches in the tub,

then the tub is slippery and it was a whole thing. Well, the tub has already got the soap runoff in it. Like I wouldn't say it's any more slippery now. I think it's more slippery. In my experience with the soap, yeah, well, because the soap goes flying. It's like a hot wheel and it's just

shooting around the tub because it launched out of the hand. It's like a hot wheel. It's like a hot wheel. What if we made you a tub from soap? That sounds horrible, horrible, awful. And then you get in and you just kind of wriggle around. No, you never be able to escape. That would be terrible.

Kind of like the bathtub version of a reclette cheese. That would be awful. It's like the bread bowl of tubs. Yeah, it is. It's true. Andrew's the tomato soup. I think maybe it's an ankle integrity thing. I'm constantly thinking about falling.

Not in fear of it, but I'm thinking about it all the time. When did this start for you? I don't know if it ever not. Like, I think it's always started. Maybe I saw a movie where somebody hit their head on, like, marble. There's like, whatever I'm in, like, a bathroom or anything with marble, all I think about is, oh, if I fell and hit my head, that would be bad.

It's the main thought. Yeah, like any tile. Any tile. Don't trust it. Well, it's not that I don't trust it. but I'm very mindful of. This feels like a thing where I could slip and hit my head. There's bath mats and stuff.

Do you think it's maybe that you don't trust you? It's a great question. Oh, now this is getting deep. I don't know if I trust me. Yeah, just thinking of like the common denominator, you know? I don't trust me in a bathroom. What if we installed some, you know, sometimes in like a disabled toilet, you'll get the extra railings around the bog.

But like, what if we put a bunch of them all over the sea? so you could just hold on as you traverse the bathroom. I'm imagining like, yes, I was thinking more like those ropes that you like swing ropes you would see on like wipe out or like that type of thing. Or maybe like those those bars like the things you can hold on a bus. I don't like that. Like the little like the little rubbery handle. Yeah, the little rubbery handle things just all over the place. Do you think if you had those rails

in your ceiling of your bathroom and you had hands on your feet, you would just hang around upside down in your own bathroom? Oh, that would be fun. I just don't think, the point is mainly that I think it would be the same experience.

I think people would be shocked by how effective their toe hands would be. I just don't know what I would use them for. I don't know either. I just, it was more of a thing I was thinking, like, if I swap these, I think nothing would change.

I just don't know why you want longer toes. Like, I don't know why the longer toes is something where you're like, this is what I, like, I want my life to be involved in this. I would rent it for a week just to see, because maybe there is no. But maybe you're immediately faced with the scenario. Why don't you just try this? Why don't you have like a my left foot day where you just only interact with your, with your world with your feet?

I mean, you have toes on your feet. You could try this. They're not finger toes. But you'd be using your feet as your toe hands. All right, I got it. I got it. I got it, I got it. What if for like just a day,

you just kind of curl your fingers so they are like the length of your toes so you can just kind of like knuckle it in a little bit. So you got right. So there's that. But for your toes, you kind of throw these on. Oh.

And they're finger, like these are finger extenders, but you throw these on your toes. Getting in the lap. And then you can, and now you have a situation where you can have longer toes. God,

We have so many good thumbnails. Yeah. I'm thinking, I'm going through every room. I call it toenails. Oh, toenails. Oh, toenails. I trust me in the kitchen. I trust me in the bedroom.

Stairwell, no. Bathroom, no. These are your rooms of trust? I'm like trying to go through and like, I definitely trust myself. Garage no. Oh, why not? Garage no.

I don't. I just feel like the stuff in there I don't. I think you've maybe just arranged it poorly. Probably every place I've lived in has had a completely cluttered garage so that could just be personal experience. What a weird coincidence

that keeps happening to you. Do you, how many bathrooms do you have? How many bogs? Three. Do you trust yourself in some over others? Oh, interesting. Uh, no.

Just equal. I would love to get like a generic house floor plan and have you write percentages in each room. Oh, definitely. I could get that. I could try to find that. Not even ankle. It's just general trust. Oh, so it's not about falling necessarily.

Not even necessarily about falling. So it could be about like you could accidentally stab you. Although you trust yourself in the kitchen. So I guess stabbing isn't one of your worries. It's just, I guess the rooms I feel the most competent in. compared to the rooms I'm not confident in. Now, do you think that's just an exposure level? Like, you'd be more confident

if you spent more time in those rooms? Maybe. I'm in the garage, I don't know. Yeah, of course. I had a... I, uh, when I was like six, I found a, uh, a porn DVD my dad had. And it was a great mystery.

Because it went away very quickly. I just didn't know what happened to it. And then clearly, like, when I think back on it as adult, he would have just swiped it. Because I went to, I was like, my memory I ran to my mom. It was like, I found a weird DVD. And then I couldn't find it again.

Was that one of the first Andrews weird mysteries? It may have been. That may have been the first weird mystery. It was in an old baseball gear bag. and I just remember finding it and then going to like guide a parent to it and it not being there the second time and we be like I guess it vanished

that's weird guide a parent to it like I found this weird I was full I mean a big VHS guy and he hit it in the baseball gear did he figure that was the safest place I don't know yeah I never talked about it he's like this kid hates baseball

I like baseball. I got yelled at once, though, at baseball, because I walked from third to home plate. Because I thought that would be funny. Were you out? No, I made it. I made it all the way. I just walked.

Just no hustle. Yeah. Yeah, scoring a run, scorn to run, man. I don't know. That's what I was thinking. I don't think I ever got out of T-ball, though. I think my baseball career ended.

You got yelled at the age of five for walking from third to home? It probably would have been, yeah, like six or six. seven. I definitely got to the age where your own coach was throwing you the ball, but I did not get past that. I don't think I ever faced a real pitcher in my baseball career. I wonder what does that change? When you typically, it might be different, obviously. It might just be like a weird regional Canadian kid league. When is your first pitcher typically? I'm trying to think because it was T-ball and then after T-Ball they had, we had caps, and then I think minors and majors, and so it

would have been right after T-ball, but I bet there was some T-ball where, like, they pitched you if they thought you were pretty good. So maybe you thought they were pretty good. I mean, I started with getting it thrown. You played baseball? You never played T-ball? Yeah, wait, yeah, wait, you played baseball? Wait, what? Well, we played rounders at school.

Okay, okay. You weren't in, like, a league. What the fuck is rounders? Yeah, what's that? It's like, uh, isn't that a movie with Edward Norton? It definitely is. You played Ed Norton games? You played Ed Nort games? Give the man his baseball.

Oh, that's right. Is that the movie with Malkovich and he's doing a Russian accent? Yes. Awesome. Oh, man, I've never seen that. Oh, you've never seen rounders. Oh, dude, you have to see it for this accent that John Malkovich does, which I'm told is what Russian people sound like, but I don't know if I believe it. It's crazy.

There was a pizza restaurant in Austin named after this movie for a while. Really? What? Well, they couldn't call it Swingers? No, it's called Rounders. It was on West Six. It's a dumpling house now, I think.

Matt Damon has such a funny story, Gavin, where he talked about that, like, they had filmed a majority of Rounders, and everyone was like, oh, Malcovic is going to come in to play this one character. It's so exciting. And they didn't know what he was going to do,

and he has this ridiculous accent in it where it's like, let's show. shuffle the playing cards. It's not super off from what Andrew's doing. It's not super far off, man. He was like taken aback by it.

Like everyone was like, whoa. And then they finished the scene and John Melkovich leaned in and said into his like ear, I'm not very good at this. It's great. It's a great movie. I can't believe you've never seen Randers.

Randers like led the poker boom. It did, yeah. Yeah, it was a real big thing. And then swingers made everyone want to go to Vegas. Fun stuff. It was one too. I wonder if we should have an urs movie draft. Founders.

Writing it down. Ers draft. This is a stupid podcast. Speaking of stupid, when we were having the conversation earlier and we were talking about nails and fingernails, I got to thinking, do you think fingernails are named after hammering nails or hammering nails are named after fingernails.

Oh, well. Hmm. So you think there has to be a connection? A correlation to two things being named the same name? I would, I would, what else is named a nail? I just think maybe there are just two things named a nail that maybe, like, they don't really cross over. No, there has to be some sort of etymological reason for them to be named the same thing.

Can I ask a nail adjacent question? Yeah. as we plunder this further. There's that prop auction going on right now with the Ace Ventura Rhino thing, which sold for like $58,000, by the way. Was the winning bid.

And I think that's not including the buyer's premium, which is like 20%. And then obviously the shipping is going to be insane. But one of the things in that lot auction were the nails used to crucify Christ in the passion of the Christ.

Oh my God Where would you display that? What would? How do you? Because like I think about whenever I get a prop or like you see a prop Like the tuxedo you put it on a dummy obviously You're like in a jersey like case and display it that way Like I don't know how you would highlight

You put it on a pillow inside of a glass case in a dark room I think you got to build your own cross and put it up there So it's actually. I'll get like a foam Jesus. Yeah. So many churches in Europe have religious relics like that. That's like a jawbone of St. Peter or like a knuckle of whoever. Like I saw the blood of Jesus in, I want to say Belgium.

And it was just at a church and they just had like a little vial and you go into the darkest fucking room you've ever been in. And they just kind of see some oranges reddish shit on a thing. And you go, oh, that's Jesus's blood, I guess. What was this blood type? Yeah, I don't know. Can we clone them? Can we do something?

It just seems like it's wasting away over there. This very real thing you saw that is definitely actually the blood of Christ, absolutely. I'm just telling you what the church says. The Basilica of the Holy Blood in Bruges, Belgium, which holds a crystal vial containing a cloth with blood brought from the Holy Land in the 12th century, believed to be the blood of Jesus. What did you just send us, Andrew? What is that? You sent, it is a, it was a prop that was sold in the same auction. From James Bond of you to kill, a 118th scale Zorn, Christopher Walken model miniature figure.

What you said like the model miniature of Jesus for it, that is what I meant. Like, they always look so ridiculous. So you think we should buy the spikes from Jesus and crucify Christopher. I'm not opposed. I mean, that is a shit film. I think both have sold. Oh. When I saw 1.18th of Christopher Walken, I made me wonder, like, what actor has had the most variation of their sizes created?

Like, the most scales? Yeah. Like, is there, like, an almost reverse Russian doll type thing where it's, like, it starts at 1.30th, and then it just gets progressively larger all the way. Like, you can get every variation of that thing. I wonder how many actors have had a, had a, like, a two to one. Oh, a two to one. Or like, what would be the opposite? Like a bigger one.

Yeah, I don't know. But I like that idea. Oh, like a large scale model. Yeah. Like, honey, I blew up the kid might have had one. I would argue Tom Cruise portrays himself as a large scale model and everything he's ever done.

Oh, man. What were you ripping me for, Aaron? You think that there were practical effects in Honey, I blew up the kid. kid? Not possible. Like if they were doing like a shot of the the normal size people

like to some massive legs or something just to like I mean not every effect. In order for it to be large scale it can just be some of like it doesn't have to be like the whole model.

Like that's those kids' legs at like four to one. I mean it came out in 92 which means they filmed it in 9091. They probably were some practical effects in there. There were loads of practical effects. They had like people switching out and it was cool. When did practical effects become practical effects?

This is clearly practical. There you go. At a certain point, they only had practical effects, right? That's true. There were no special effects. Eventually special effects had to be created to then label non-practical. Yep. I think what I was getting at was they built this leg.

I get that. It seemed like it was like the whole body in order for it to be like a large-scale replica. And so I went, it was like, do you think they built like the whole kid? And it was very, really threw me for a loop. Hmm. That could also be a composite though, couldn't it?

I don't think it is based on how shitty the shoe looks at the bottom. It does look pretty bad. That's true. The reason I picked it is because that shoe, looks like a, that looks like a badly made giant shoe. Right neck? On the bottom especially. Yeah.

Nick's gonna go into details here. Nope. I mean, I'm still thinking about when you saying you understand the foot and Nick going, do you? Like, you had a real. A foot guy going to do you to the like understanding. God damn it. I just, oh, I love it.

I love it so much. How do you guys feel? We're kind of getting. on towards time here. So we spun the wheel of record times. There's a 7 a.m. recording for us, a 5 a.m. for Andrew. How are you guys feeling on the back end of this?

Awesome. Yeah, I'd like to go back to sleep. I mean, I had a cup of coffee. I feel okay. How are you feeling, Andrew? You're not feeling good? Awful. I feel awful. I'm ready to sleep. Are you going to go back to, are you going to go back to bed? I'm going to try.

Do you think you'll be able to? I don't know. I said, like, different bed. still getting used to it. Is the sun up? It's starting to rise. Couldn't have timed that better. Oh, man. Well, the sun's getting up there. Time for some shut-eye.

Yeah. Eric was complaining before we started that he had his coffee too soon after waking up. Yeah, I don't like it. I don't, it's way too soon before we, like, it was within like 20 minutes. Yeah, I was probably drinking coffee. like within 50 minutes of waking up, but I would love to... I would love to somehow get you, Eric,

to drink a coffee like the second you wake up. Oh, yeah. Don't let... He does this shit, Eric. He did it to me like 15 years ago in Scotland. Be careful. It's true.

Be careful. I mean, I guess if we travel somewhere, I guess we can make this happen. Or we can take it to your house directly? Gavin? My house. Yeah, can we wake you? Can we wake you up by ringing your doorbell with hot coffee?

No. And then you come down in your jammies and drink it? Is it because your wife will be annoyed? Yes. So two things. One, Nick immediately, yeah, let's do it. Gavin and then just teed Gavin up for it but was like trying to keep it going. And then Gavin thought that Nick was talking about taking coffee to Gavin's house.

Yeah, I was like, Eric doesn't sleep at my house. I can sleep. Oh, Gavin. What if we have a sleepover at your house? Okay, we'll have a sleepover, and I'll wake you up with coffee. And by wake you up, I mean, I will storm into the room and put it right in your little hand. I'm okay with my little hand. They have normal sized hands for an adult man.

If we do a sleepover at Gavin's house, I'd be into this. Okay. Can we stop seeing sleep unless we're going to end the show, please? We'll have a hangout. over at Gavin's house nighttime style and then we can, uh, we'll wake me up with some coffee. That's great. We should weigh our hands and see who has the heaviest mannish hands.

We should also see who has the biggest hand differential. Yeah, you know what? Maybe that's an important thing to point out. I have very small hands. So I think maybe that's probably impacting my toe foot thing. Can you do a hand tracing, Andrew, almost as if you were making some sort of a turkey decoration in third grade? And then mail it to us. And then we can all do it. and then we can compare our hands.

We should all put them inside each other. Yeah, we should definitely do that. The drawings, not our hands. Yeah, thank God you clear. I got to send you their 3D printing files for that hat measuring thing. Yeah, and I just want to print your head.

I want your head on my desk. It's almost there. I guess start with hands. I want to print my head inside your head. Oh, it would fit. I think it would all fit, except my nose would come out the front of your face. It'd be like in a game when you like use the wall to get the camera in there. You just see that.

Use the wall to get the camera in there. You've never done that in a game to like get inside the character's head to like see the animation. Oh yeah, we're like clips and you can see the back of the eyes. Yeah, and all you can see those. Yeah, like the eyes are like a lot of the time it's just the nose for me. And some teeth. I would be interested to see. because no two things are the same size.

So we probably all do have... No two things. No two things are the same size. A lot of stuff's the same size. No, nothing is. Nothing is the same size? Like pick two of the same thing. Pick something you've got two of.

Forks. Hands? Pinnies? Yeah. Pennies. Yeah. Like, if you go in close enough, they're not actually going to be the exact same size.

Oh, he's like, he's like, he's doing like science bullshit. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, he's doing science bullshit. Keep that with Adam Savage. Don't bring that shit to this show. What are you talking about? On a molecularly obnoxious level, Gavin is right.

No, it is obnoxious. So stupid. I'm saying we don't know because they. You've proven the point you are the same. Get real. Gavin's weird. Fuck in stories. But we should have to guess a smallest hand.

Left. Right. The problem is there's a 50% chance of being right, and I just don't think that's interesting. Also, also, you're proposing this like, guys, we've really got to guess which are smaller haters. No, who gives a shit? That's not even, like, interesting enough to carry this.

What are you talking about? Doesn't even give a shit, and he's bringing it up. Exactly. That's true. It's absolutely true. that you are your smallest handed, and that's what determines it. Everybody's small. I, what?

Okay, cool. Okay. Hey, Gavin. What if? What if that happens? Then we would have discovered something. I don't think that's known. Got it.

Like your, your small hand is your dominant hand. I have an idea that I know Gavin will be very tickled by of what if, what if we get the largest hand in the community. to do a handshake with the smallest hand we have. Whoa! Will it be like shaking hands with a baby? I don't, well, no. I guess like you have to be old enough

to be able to trace your own hand, but in the way that Jeff is describing. Okay. I just, that feels to me like a Gavin thing that you'd be very happy to see the smallest handshake the biggest hand.

Yeah. That'd be interesting, right, Gavin? I think so. That would be like, which time do you write with. That would be interesting, right, Gavin. I've only heard Nick use that voice with talking to Archie. And for Nick, while they're shaking hands, we'll get them to pop their shoes off and take off a sock or two.

All right. All right. Can we let Andrew go back to bed now? Can we wrap this one up? We're over time. Well done, Andrew. Thank you. You nailed it.

You were here on time. Congratulations, buddy. And sorry again. Yeah, I was going to say kudos. I'll say cheers to Andrew and jeers to Nick. And Jeff for bringing this back up. this is a good idea. I'm not taking any shit from you guys

for presenting a great idea. And having it turn out great. No, I just articulated when it was pitched why I didn't want to do it and nothing about that changed. Yeah, sometimes there's always, well, what are you going to do? Thank you, though, as an audience

for listening to this phenomenal 99th episode of the Regulation podcast. It's not the 99th episode in our journey, as was pointed out earlier. It's the 300 and something that but it is the 99th or has been the 99th episode of Regulation and you made it all the way to the end. Be sure to tell every single person on earth that you've ever interacted with about this podcast. We'll see you next week. Thank you so much. Love you. Bye. Bye. Thanks of piss. Before we

I just want to take this very quick moment to say that we did the four course meal draft and Nick got a lot of shit for just Googling his songs and I did the same. Bye. But what? What? Unbelievable. Incredible. Incredible. I won anyway, so. Pick from the heart.

I picked for the win.