F**kface - Wopped By Fester // Gavin's Broken Hand & Ass [117]

Episode Date: August 24, 2022

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Tito Ortiz, fighting Fester or Porch, bundled and grundened, Antonio Brown, Does It Do? injuries, extra medium, final day of bike ride banning, Hands on a Hardbody, Arnold Vosloo vs Billy Zane, eating expired cereal, Money Movie Morning, Andrew's broken chair, drink confidence, and LASO. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to [e-mail]  Sponsored by ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/face), Better Help (http://betterhelp.com/face), and Dad Grass (http://dadgrass.com/face). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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How old do you think Tito Ortiz is right now? Oh, that's weird because he's a sports guy. So like when you hit 32, you're viewed as ancient, which like you have to apply a different, I'm going to guess that Tito Ortiz is probably in his early forties, like 42. Is he still fighting?

Sort of. He was the head of Oscar De La Hoya, did an MMA event with him and Chuck Liddell. That was a disaster. I don't think he's fought since then. And it closed, of Oscar De La Hoya did an MMA event with him and Chuck Liddell that was a disaster. I don't think he's fought since then and it closed like it was such a bad event that it kind of bankrupted De La Hoya. At least that's what he said.

So he's sort of fighting but not really. He used to be a politician. He went in largely off of Trump and then he got thrown out after eight months for I think he was Huntington Beach. I watched that 30-30 I believe it was on that fight you're talking about with him and Chuck huntington beach i watched a 30 30 i believe it was on that fight you're talking about with him and chuck liddell and what uh like what also was for them um i looked it up he's 47 years old okay oh by the way uh welcome to the face podcast

jeff gavin andrew uh he's 47 years old so he's actually the same age as me which was shocking but i think I was wondering, how old do you think Tito Ortiz would have to be? You're your age right now, which is what, 26 or so? 28. 28, yeah. So you're 28 years old. Tito Ortiz is 47.

There is no world when you put, there's no way in which we put you and Tito Ortiz in a room together to fight that he doesn't kill you pretty quickly, right? Oh, murders me. Yeah, within a minute. But how old does he have doesn't kill you pretty quickly. Oh, murders me. Yeah. Within a minute. But how old does he have to be before you've got a shot? Do you think? Could you like could you're 28?

Could a 60 year old Tito Ortiz kick your ass? Probably. But could a 70 year old Tito Ortiz kick your ass? I don't know. I don't think a six because you need to put Tito Ortiz is an MMA fighter. So him at 60 is like 120. Like his body is so fucked. I think I could do 60,

but that is the cutoff. How old is Arnold Schwarzenegger? That's a great question. He's gotta be 70. I'd guess like 72. I'm sure he could kick the piss out of Andrew still. I agree. Do you think, yeah.

At what age do you think you could beat up Arnold Schwarzenegger he's 72 now we all agree he would beat your ass he's 75 75 I would say 85 I feel confident do you think because your back is longer it has more chance of

breaking that's an interesting question if I'm on the bottom, I'm doing bottom control, I don't know. That'd be tough. What do you mean the bottom? I'm saying like if he takes me down, right, then if you're looking for

submissions, yeah, I'm thinking like mixed martial arts like jiu-jitsu. I don't know if having a long back is a disadvantage because I don't have long legs. That definitely is what you want. You're opening up for triangles and sweeps. Nick's got a good point. You'd have to break his punches, block the punches with your nose.

That's true. That frees up my hands. You've got a secret weapon. Do you think his wrist and fist will break before your nose does? Because maybe that's a tactic right there. I think you just unlocked this. It's not at what age can I beat up Arnold Schwarzenegger. It's at what age will his body disintegrate trying to fight me.

It's really not about me. It's we're waiting for the point in which he will just crumble at any movement. That's what I need. Disintegrate. Oh. Well, if you, audience member, if you have access to arnold schwarzenegger or tito ortiz and are interested in having either of them fight andrew at some point in their geriatric days let us know see if you can help facilitate this 85 year old arnold schwarzenegger versus andrew i

would pay 100 bucks to see that i i feel like the schwarzenegger thing is so out of the realm of possibility, but I worry because the Tito Ortiz thing feels like it. No, it's very possible. It feels like it. Tito Ortiz. It feels like for $1,500 and just being in the same place he is, you could get Tito Ortiz to fight someone.

All right, yeah, but not for 13 more years. He's only 40. He's got to hit 60. That's the... Can I read my favorite To ortiz nonsensical quote like this is trash talk that he did this is this is word for word what he said jealous of him this guy can't even put a fucking sentence together man you kidding me right now he's reaching for he's reaching for those grapes he's trying to make his wine and the wine is

already singing sounding like violin with that cheese and that wine, we'll see you November 24th. What the fuck does that mean? What was the wine in that analogy? I don't know. And you should hear him do it because it's so much slower and him trying to... It's a mess.

He's a mess. It sounded like he was trying to say that he couldn't make the wine, but the wine was already singing. Yeah, I feel like he mixed so many metaphors at once and he's trying to say that he couldn't make the wine, but the wine was already singing. Yeah, I feel like he mixed so many metaphors at once and like he's trying to do a violin thing. It's just, it's a disaster of a clip.

You know how they refer to people as punch drunk? Or like if you get it, it's essentially, I guess, CTE, right? It's kind of what we're talking about with Antonio Brown earlier. It's, you just get hit enough times in your life that you're just loopy from then on out. Yeah, traumatic brain damage. Yeah, but do you wonder if it's like oh they just got hit in the head so many times they're

slow or do you think a person can only can get punched so many times that they're just always ready for a punch and anytime they're taught like like maybe he's not mentally slow maybe he just speaks slowly because he's just like always on guard he's just like he's like for the rest of his life. He's going to be waiting for a punch to come at any moment in his life. You know what I mean? Do you think so? Or do you think it's the other way when if you know how to fight, you're not as worried about it? Like if somebody

tries to make a move, you have a confidence that like I'll deal with them. It's no problem. I definitely I definitely went into my fifth root canal a different man than I went into my second. I'll say that. Because you did experience, yeah, so it's like. Because I'd had a thousand, yeah.

So you do learn to take a punch. Well, how many times, Jeff, how many times have people punched you in the head or face? In my life? Because, didn't you get like a fist straight down on the top of your head once? What? Oh, I got I oh when that

the fester I can never I always get mixed up between fester and porch I got hit on the head by fester I ran from well I ran from both of them I got hit on the head by fester because he caught me I did not get caught by porch

dude it's bad enough to get whopped on the head like a cartoon by a guy named Fester. You do not want to get hit by a guy named Porch. A guy named Porch has the name Porch for very specific reasons. Yeah, that's a great name. You don't want to fuck with Porch. Porch is like a background character in like Roadhouse

is the vibe I get from Porch. Yeah, Porch is the he's the size of a literal porch. Yeah, if my memory serves. I probably been in, you know, it's funny because you brought up two fights I would completely forgotten about and I wouldn't have counted. Gavin, I've probably been in 10, 12 fights in my life, maybe. Maybe, maybe where you got hit? Where I got hit, yeah. And were the early ones a lot worse than the later ones?

All fights suck in the exact same way to me. Okay. I mean, I never suffered catastrophic injuries. I never got like... I got jumped in the army once by 13 marines. I think I've told that story maybe on other podcasts. Did you get like soap in the sock? Like what was going on?

No, I never got that. So what happened was I was at a place called the Defense Information School in the Army. It was in Fort Benjamin Harrison, Indiana. It's no longer there. It moved to Maryland. Not that it matters.

But if you're from Indiana and you're like, I've never heard of Fort Ben Harrison and I live in Indianapolis, that's because it's gone. But it used to be there and I was there. And so that school, it was a joint school. So it means it was a rarity in the military. It means it was a journalism

school, right? Journalism and broadcast school. So they taught all soldiers, Marines, Air Force, Navy, and Coast Guard the same curriculum. So they were mixed classes. So I had classes with Marines and Air Force and all those guys and girls. And it was one of the only schools in the Army like that.

And so we shared barracks. And the Army boys were on the first floor. And then the Marines had the second floor. And then I want to say the Air Force had the... The Marines and the Air Force, and then the Navy maybe had the third floor, and then I think the Air Force had their own accommodations, because they were so fucking fancy. And then the fourth floor was, like, the Army ladies,

and then maybe some other ladies from other branches, too. I think it might have just been, like, the ladies' floor. So anyway, what would happen when you were called short time, which is when you're graduating and you're, you're moving off, uh, to go start your duty somewhere. Once you graduate your school, uh, assuming you didn't wash out like most people, uh, you, there were traditions you would do. Like one of the traditions was the, you would take buckets of water and you would run around to the other people that were in

the class before you. And you would throw the water under their door and like flood their bedroom so i was doing that one night because as because i passed the goddamn journalism school and it was my right to do it because i spent six fucking months at that school and i absolutely deserve to throw the water under the door like everybody else got to do with the history of the defense information school uh but it's suddenly a big fucking deal when jeff does it uh it was a big deal because i went on the wrong floor i did it on the marine floor and the problem was the marines who went to the journalism school weren't the only marines there there were also marines who did other jobs i think these guys worked for like the marine post office or something honestly and uh don't fuck with the marine post officer uh and so they there was a batch of dudes

that had just been there for like a they had just processed in so they'd been there like four or five days they didn't know what the fuck was going on they didn't know the rules of the land so when some 140 pound six foot foot tall, scrawny soldier is running gleefully down their hallway, screaming and laughing and giggling and filling up a water bucket in a water fountain and then throwing it under people's doors,

they didn't have a sense of humor for that. And so about, it was 13 of them, I remember, grabbed me. They punched me around a little bit, but what really hurt was they threw me down a flight of stairs. Oh, Jesus Christ. Yeah. And then when I got to the, when I hit the ground,

I was going like backwards in slow motion. And they were looking at me. And by the time I hit the ground, they also went down the stairs to continue to kick me. And then eventually, I remember thinking like, well, at least I'm falling away from them. And then by the time I hit the ground, I was like, oh. And I knocked my breath out. And I was like, well, at least I'm falling away from them. And then I hit the ground and I knocked my breath out. And I was like,

Oh, why are their boots still here? But very, very quickly after that, somebody came and broke it up before I got seriously hurt. That was the closest I ever got to getting like really damaged in a fight. I just,

I can't stop thinking about how one like needing to call for help at defense information is like the worst location. There's no more embarrassing place to be than to need help. Oh, my God. Not only that, but you're that thing where you're doing something with your friends and you turn around and all your friends are gone, like just completely gone. They're just like little clouds of smoke where they used to be. And suddenly it's you versus the entire United States Marine Corps. Yeah, well, United States Marine Post Office Corps. like little clouds of smoke where they used to be and suddenly it's you versus the entire united states marine corps yeah well united states marine post office corps it's a very specific i could be misremembering that but i think i think that's what it was i think they

were going to like a postal training or something they were definitely they definitely went postal on me god damn uh how about you gav getting uh smacked in the head yeah how many times you've been hit in a fight? I mean, no serious fights. We had friend fights where I got punched. Yeah, of course. Yeah, but nothing that rocked me. I think most of my head injuries have just been standing up in a cupboard too

fast and stuff. You never got just in a fight at lunch at school with some other kid who was just like, I don't know, I'm just going to try to use some British slang, but I don't have any. He was like, some dude who was a proper wanker. No, I got bundled.

Some chav who was giving you the bad stuff. Yeah, like a big dog pile. But, you know, to a scale where the whole school comes. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You try to throw a bucket of water through the door? What did you do?

How did this result in you being the sole target? Well, usually it started when people would be playing football at lunch and all the backpacks would be in a big pile. And sometimes you would just get chucked into the middle and then the person who chucked you shouts, Bundle, everyone stops playing football. People come running out of buildings and swarming the field. And suddenly you're trying to get out of there before too many people land on you.

But sometimes, you know, you've got like 17 people on top and you're just, you're like, and you're like trying to push people out of the way. And then you take a knee to the head and then you just have to go fetal until it subsides. I had a few of those. That's a great game. They were always fun though. It was always, it was always like really epic and scary to see like 50 to 60 kids running towards you about to die.

I remember watching my friend, happened to my friend once and he, he tried to get out early. Like he, it was pre the bundle call hadn't been cool, but he knew it was coming. So he was just like leaping over all the bags. He'd somehow ended up in the middle,

but he got his ankle like hooked on someone's strap and he was just really strong. It was like he was in quicksand of bags. And then suddenly like people started coming in from the sides. It was like a zombie movie. And he was somehow able to stay on top. Like someone would dive on him, but he would like angle himself

and ended up just stepping on them. So he was getting like higher and higher as the bundle was growing. But in the end, he just succumbed And he was like probably on top of five people but five people were on top And I was just watching like I refused to bundle on my own friend But I also didn't help him and I watched it it just looked so cool How often did bundles occur like was this every day someone would get bundled?

Oh no this was probably maybe once a month would be a significant like you know approaching a hundred people bundle oh jesus yeah and it was always just just always all the blokes like girls wouldn't get involved so you'd end up with just a load of girls just stood on their own while everyone was bustling do you think uh do you think they still bundle to this day at that school? I hope so. Like, it wasn't a tradition you started. You inherited it, right? Yeah.

Yeah, I think that's how most school stuff goes. You can also get grundend. What's that? It's just like the, uh, it's like a dumpster on wheels. Okay. You just get lobbed in one of those. Oh, okay. That's less fun. But yeah, another inherited tradition. How about you, Andrew? Have you i assume you've bit you have you been kicked by as many kids as you've kicked in your life yeah actually because it's zero the number is zero on both fronts so

yeah that's that's a factual factual statement jeff i haven't kicked anybody i don't think i've ever been kicked punched in the head yeah not really like not no great stories relating to it definitely haven't how you have this indestructible nose when it's just never been tested it's just you can you can kind of sense it and here's the thing like my head is so big it's gonna get hit if I was in a fight there's just no way around it it's an absolute thing but i've avoided it for the most part i don't ever want to hear about you getting hit by anyone for any reason yeah i don't it hasn't happened in a long time good i had one i i wish i had like a fun school story with gavin or like a good school fight it was like a kid punched me once and i said why and then they walked away

and that was it that was my big school brawl. Why did you do that? They had no response. They're just like, I'm angry. And then they left. Zero excitement. I used to get popped from time to time just from my mouth. I used to have a real smart mouth when I was in high school. I had a real problem with being sarcastic.

That went away. So much better than it was. Should we talk about what we did yesterday? Yeah, hold on. Before we do, though, can we talk about this Antonio Brown tweet that Eric sent us while we're kind of on the subject of getting hit

and talking about sportsy stuff? I'll just read it. Eric sent this to us right as we were starting the pleasantries, Gavin. Antonio Brown, if you don't know him, he's a wide receiver in NFL football he was a famous one he played for a lot of teams

was considered really really talented but also kind of like a loose cannon so here's the quote he wrote on his Twitter my biggest regret in my career doesn't involve calling my GM a cracker or showing up to the Raiders camp late in a hot air balloon with frozen feet or throwing rocks at that UPS driver. And it definitely doesn't involve me taking my

shirt off and doing a victory lap around the Jets stadium mid game while throwing up deuces. That's how he ended his career in the NFL, by the way, that was last year. My biggest regret is that I'll never get to see me, Antonio Brown, play a game live? Sure, I can watch the game afterwards, but I can't imagine what that was like for you all to see something like that. Like watching the Beatles or Jesus perform at Red Rocks. Antonio Brown on his biggest regret.

He compared seeing him play football to watching Jesus perform live at Red Rocks. That's such a Kanye mindset. It is. And there's things he's... I mean, there are other scandals that he's part of that he did not decide to mention.

He's had quite the career over the last few years. There's only so many characters on Twitter. That's true. So yeah, we should absolutely talk about what we did yesterday, Gavin. I'm actually glad to talk about it because I was, I told you guys I would have a, uh,

a prototype of a, of a fruit glove for this week. And I, and I, and the reason I don't is because of what we did yesterday. Can I just say somebody who wasn't part of what happened, but has seen images of it, it is,

it looked like it was an incredible time and i don't exactly know what was going on with gavin but it appeared to be like some form of torture device is how i describe it like if somebody tried to make an ironing board a torture device is sort of what i i was able to see but it looked like a lot of fun yeah i definitely felt like i was on some sort of rack well technically you were i wish we could release the images that andrew's talking about on the on social but eric says we should hold on to them because he doesn't want to give stuff away yeah we should we should wait to actually release the images what if we blur 90 of it okay if you want to get gavin gavin if you want to blur 90 of the image i said we yeah yeah we

is you so yeah you can go nuts now i just want team i want to know what the 10 would be what would you like them to see and the 90 rule what's getting eliminated there's an image that's so disturbing and so funny i had it sent i had eric sent it to me last night and i was showing it to emily and it's so funny gavin says that because the first thing she said she's like you got to show that to everybody and I was like we can't Eric doesn't want to and she goes maybe you could blur everything and just that be the point

of the image is that Emily said that yeah she said it last night to me almost in verbatim to what you said it's amazing yeah so you two are thinking alike I don't know how I felt about that great I am in so much pain I don't know how I felt about that. Great. I am in so much pain.

Are you really? So what? All right. So I don't want to hold the audience into suspense any longer. So what he's referring to is yesterday we filmed episodes one and two of the show that we've been talking about, our video show that we've been talking about

for a while now. I pitched it about a year ago internally called Does It Do? It's an infomercial docu-series reality show where we go in and we test the efficacy of as-seen-on-TV products to determine if they are right for you or not. And we've been talking about doing it for like a year.

We've mentioned it on this show a few times, not too much, because I didn't know when we were ever going to make it. But we've been talking about doing it for like a year. We've mentioned it on this show a few times. Not too much. Because I don't know when we were ever going to make it. But we made one and two yesterday. And all we're doing, might I add, is we're just testing. We're just doing like A-B testing for as seen on TV products. So why would you be sore? I think I broke my hand and

my ass in two different incidents. Dude, I'll be honest, man. I didn't want to turn around when I heard you hit the ground. When we were... We were sprinting for a thing, for a test, and Gavin immediately hit the ground.

And it sounded like if you take a side of beef, like you go into one of those meat trucks and you get like half a cow. It sounded like if you held it about seven feet above the ground and just dropped it and let that meat slap against the ground that's what it sounded like when you hit the ground and it wasn't even like a good it wasn't like it looked good like i went through a bunch of stuff and it looked all cinematic i just slipped onto my ass so it's like all the pain but without anything that looked any good and it was all because i was trying to push jeff through the set gavin wiped out so many times while we were doing this

and jeff i don't think watched him do it i watched it every time and grimaced like oh we're gonna have to like take gavin to the hospital there was one where he fell and just laid there holding his wrist. And I went, there's no way his wrist is not broken. It was bad. It was fucking bad. I got out of the Uber after I got home and I was just like, Oh,

just feel like I've been beaten up. It was like a post bundle feeling. You got bundles. I'm just feeling my age. i think like slipping onto my ass i've probably done maybe 50 times in my life but now it's like it's really registering to the point where i'm like getting up and sitting down with groans because it hurts yeah your body becomes a groan tube when you hit about 35 and it's like i have grown tubed every time i've stood up or sat down uh for the first time of the day for like the last seven years of my life probably

now i'm just picturing the grape lady as like a palette of spilling oh man grape lady came up the other day at home for some reason, even though everybody has seen her a million times. And Emily and I still sat down and re-watched the Grape Lady probably 20 times in a row. It never stops being funny. It's a great fall. She's the gift that keeps on giving, man.

There's a sound that comes from people that's... It's from so deep within when they're really hurt like you watch someone like fall off a roof and get winded and it's not like a scream it's just like a it's just so you can't replicate it i think that's what the grape lady did so good yeah it's like the grape lady the grapes pierced her to her core like that is the deepest pain that we have heard, and it was because of grapes. It is intense, deep, guttural pain. The wine was singing. It's like if you needed a sound effect for death.

It's just the most pain and not wanting to exist. It's terrible. It's hilarious. But I think it went really well uh i don't know how gavin and eric feel but um it was it was a little hard because i i was telling this uh to some other people yesterday i i initially wrote down the pitch for the show and developed the one sheet for it like over a year ago and i haven't thought about it much since then in terms of like sitting down and actually making the show because you know i already i already came up with

the idea a year ago. I'd seen my head somewhere. Right. And so yesterday when we sat down to finally make it, I was like, fuck, how long has it been since I looked at this information? I think what you said,

I don't really remember what this is. Yeah. I had to sit down and re-familiarize myself. Luckily, Eric had to run a show, which helped a lot. Um, uh,

he did some awesome producing, but, uh, yeah, I think we're going gonna film an eight episode season and we've got two but we can't film anymore for like a month because gavin's got schedule problems so eric when do you think it'll come out uh i think that the first episode will honestly if i can get an editor on this which is with our bandwidth tough uh i think we could get something out

man this episode comes out on like the 24th i bet i could get something out next week like wow that would be insane in terms of like by the end of august i'd like to have one episode out and i know that might drag because it's one episode then a second episode probably like the following week and then who knows when we can do the rest but i'd rather have something out and have people yeah watch and give us some feedback to see if they enjoy it and then really like let's film like 10 in a day yeah we just do like they are so fun they were so fun to do i would love to do like 10 in a day. You're going to kill Gavin. Yeah, Gavin will die. Chiropractor afterwards.

I haven't tried. For the record, I didn't try to hurt Gavin at all. A hundred percent. This is not on Jeff. Any of it. Absolutely on Gavin. It was all me. Every single injury I took. And I didn't even expect to do any sort of stunt the entire day.

It just kept happening. I mean, it was every single thing that happened to you is my fault well you said you're trying to shove jeff through the set so like it's definitely undeniably on because i decided we should do a race at one point oh it was gavin saying we should do a race and then jeff just keeps going what what do you mean how do we race what do you mean and then gavin just going go what? What do you mean? How do we race? What do you mean? And then Gavin just going, go, ready, go, go, ready, go.

It was great. Yeah, I don't want to hype it up. It wasn't like a, it was very goofy. Yeah, this isn't going to be like, this isn't like, this isn't some big Rooster Teeth first production that we spent tons of money on

and it's going to be like a 30 minute episode i think the episodes are probably eight or nine minutes yeah maybe ten remember think face it's very dumb but but i will say this the set that i had in my head eric captured perfectly and that was i mean it was like a one-for-one perfect set. I was so happy with the color palette, and our design team, Michelle Sontag in design, with that Does It Do logo. Oh, it's perfect. Oh, it's nailed it.

It's a shame you messed up the costume. I didn't mess up the costume. Hey, Gavin. Yeah. I got the right size for you. You fit perfectly in that shirt. It wasn't what I asked for. You said extra medium.

That's large. What you asked for doesn't exist, dickhead. I'm going to defend Eric here. If somebody tells you what their shirt size is, extra medium, what are you going to buy them? Large. No. That's not how extra works.

Yeah, even Nick. Even Nick. Nope. no no because with small extra small is smaller than small with large what's extra large extra large is larger than large so extra medium you're applying the only one the only one that's extra being small, there's one. The rest are bigger. No, extra medium could not be more medium. It's like absolutely straight in the middle medium. That's medium.

You're describing medium. I know. That's what I asked for. I actually, before Gavin got there, Eric had the costumes laid out, and I went over to see which one was mine, and they were both the exact same waist and the exact same shirt size. I looked at Eric, and I was like, Gavin's not going to be happy if he finds out he and I are the same size now. I was like, man, things must be going rough.

I wrote extra medium as a small slack joke, and you took that to mean large. And I just don't think that's what extra medium means. I just don't know how you defend that to mean large and i just don't think that's what extra media means well i i just i don't know how you defend that fuck this yeah i really don't i'm with you eric fuck this oh well i'm with eric too i was there to be an arsehole i just thought you know i'd still end up with a medium. I can see your confusion. Why would you end up with a medium? You told me a different size. Extra medium.

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Well, I'll let... No, you know what? He's not going to guess anything useful. Is it the end of the redemption year? No, I think that happened already. That happened? This is the final day that I'm...

of my bike ride banning because of the vasectomy tomorrow. As of tomorrow, I can ride my bike again. That's exciting. And how's your scrot rot? The jock itch is under control. Yeah. I mean,

it's still there. It's still discolored, but they, you know, they say that that's normal and it'll still be there for up to eight weeks. But, uh, I'm taking the pills.

I'm like a weekend to like, uh, two weeks of antibiotics or whatever. And they gave me a much bigger tube of cream. And then I'm taking the pills. I'm like a week into like two weeks of antibiotics or whatever. And they gave me a much bigger tube of cream. And I'm in no pain, but I'm still daily applying jock itch cream and taking a jock itch pill every day. So I'm still I'm still just focused on dick health, dick area health every day of my life, as I have been for what seems like six weeks straight. Yeah. This will be more than six weeks straight now i can't and you've never had this issue before and now it's just this part of your life this and it's like it it just it perfectly

framed my vasectomy i got it two weeks before it went away for the vasectomy as soon as the vasectomy started to wean off the vasectomy, it came back. Yeah. Is it one of those things where once you get it, you're more prone to getting it again later? I don't think so. Or is it just like you just had a terrible run? I think I just had a bad run. I think it didn't totally go away, you know? And I remember like the dude, the pharmacist, I think I said this last time, the pharmacist did tell me when I got my pills and stuff,

he was like, you might need more than this. These things are persistent. I was like, shut up, dude. So I'll be apologizing to him if I see him again so is it just mainly around the front like it didn't work its way behind you didn't get like like in that in the athlete's anus uh no no it's just it's just like on my thigh my right thigh oh and then up a little bit, kind of like where the waistband is, would go around your pants, kind of like in two spots.

Like, yeah. So just in like sweat-locked areas. I guess so, yeah. I was actually wondering, because I had been not wearing my bog-standard swim trunks this year, you know, the ones that I had like eight pairs of that I was just only wearing. I decided to mix it up a little bit this year, you know, the ones that I had like eight pairs of that I was just only wearing.

I decided to mix it up a little bit this year, so I've been wearing a bunch of different shorts. And I'm wondering if maybe I just am disagreeing with the fabric, but clearly it's the jock itch, so it's probably not it. Yeah. Well, at least it's not spreading. It sounds like it's cut off.

Yeah. You've hit a cap of it? I think I'm on the back nine. We'll see. We'll see. I did some homework. Oh, shit. What'd you do?

I watched Hands on a Hard Body. Oh. Oh. That's great. And when I got to the credits, I noticed a very special name in there. Arnold Vosloo? Oh, Matthew McConaughey?

Arnold frickin' Vosloo. I told you. What does he have to do with that i have no idea my brain still rejects that that's not billy zane i really have an issue with that every time every time i see him as the mummy my brain just goes why do you think that's billy zane i didn't hate hey until right now i thought that was billy zane yeah you thought billy zane was imhotep absolutely yeah we've talked about this on the show. I had that discovery like a year ago.

I've spent most of my life thinking that Imhotep is Billy Zane. I didn't know that. I mean, I guess they got the same face and head. They both have like dark eyes. Same face and head. I think Arnold Vosloo is from South Africa or something. I didn't even know his name. That will always just be Billy Zane to me. That's crazy.

I wonder what he would... It could be a different Arnold Vosloo. But that's a hell of a name. That is. That'd be quite the coincidence. How many Donald Vosloos in film are there? Arnold Vosloo. I don't know.

I'm looking at IMDB and that's Arnold Vosloo that's listed there as a special thanks. You're seeing that those two dudes look alike. You're telling me that those two

paternal twins look alike. Yeah, I don't know how you can't. I don't know what you don't see. They look the exact same. No, I get it. And those two, they definitely look alike. I never made the connection until this moment, but you're right.

I always think of Billy Zane with hair. I think that's the thing. I always think of Billy Zane like in Twin Peaks. See, I think I've just missed hair Billy Zane. I don't think I've seen a lot of Zane movies. I haven't seen Titanic. I didn't see Twin Peaks. My only point of reference for Billy Zane is not a Billy Zane movie.

Yeah, me too. Jeff, you know what it is? It's a Billy Corgan, like, hair, no hair, smashing pumpkins thing. Billy Corgan, I don't think a lot of people have seen billy corgan with hair and i think that's what we're dealing with here i think you're right i think you're right so you thought imhotep was running around the titanic well i didn't know yeah i guess yeah when i heard billy zane was of the titanic my brain went oh wow he's in that too yeah because i've never seen the titanic so it's not like i watched it was like imhotep is doing

shit but just the knowledge i always thought billy zane was a bit elvisy like i always thought like he could have done like elvis in a biopic i could see that in the the photo that gavin posted assuming that's titanic or is that what is that that's twin peaks twin peaks okay yeah yeah i could see it you could see some elvis there what did you think of Hands on a Hard Body, Gavin? I thought it was great. And that guy you were describing was phenomenal. Oh, the air conditioner guy? Oh, it's one of my favorite scenes from any movie ever. It's a great monologue.

It's like an office moment, the way he pivots to genuine fear about talking about his house going 15 below zero. It's great. It just builds so nicely. I mean, not to spoil anything but like the reasons why certain people get eliminated is so perfect for their character that like you couldn't script it better it's i'll be honest though for a documentary about a subject they sure as shit didn't film a lot of

stuff that happened no it's mainly character interviews i want to say right i haven't seen it in a long time but it's a lot of like them away from the truck talking i wonder how they even would have shot that because they didn't have much time beyond the truck i wonder if all those interviews are post-competition and then just that's a good question i never thought about like logistically how they would have captured those moments i think they were grabbing stuff as it went on like in the breaks a lot that'd be wild the like 10 of your 15 minutes spent talking about the things that are currently happening it's such a weird did you also watch american movie or just hands on a hard body i've still got to watch american movie i think you'll like american movie even better

hands on a hard body's pretty fucking great movie they're both great i just it's you get more of a deep dive into the characters in American movie you get like you get more time with them I'll say and you get more invested in their lives which I think helps who's in the credits though that's a great credits for

for an American movie hopefully Arnold Bosley or at least Billy Zane yeah that didn't help at all did you look up I look credits for an American movie

that didn't work Google Google didn't think that was specific enough never mind lots of lots of feedback about our serial discussion

from the comment leavers. Lots of... We really opened up some cultural doors there. And apparently rice-icles are just like what a frosted flake is to a corn flake. Oh, really? It's like a sugared, frosted Rice Krispie. But a lot of people are saying they've never seen them,

so I think maybe they're done. That sounds good, though. Like, adding more sugar to rice krispies i don't see why that would be a bad thing no that would be great i had sell some on ebay or something get an old box like how expired would you eat cereal oh pretty expired yeah pretty expired it also depends on the cereal like what ingredients are in it or on it largely on it i wouldn't want to do something that was like marshmallow centric like lucky charms that'd be tough but amazon does not have ricicles cereal i tried cinnamon toast crunch for the first time

in my life like five days ago four days ago I cannot believe that that's a cereal. It is great. It's delicious, but it's just sugar. It's just cinnamon sugar in a bag with texture. I couldn't believe how sugary it was. You know what's weird? I fucking love cinnamon, and I love sugar, and I love cereal, but I don't like Cinnamon Toast

Crunch. I know I'm an extreme minority, but something about it doesn't doesn't go together for me that's so interesting because to me it just tastes like a cinnamon treat you would get i know like there's no difference to me so that's fascinating i wonder what it is i just don't associate cinnamon with breakfast maybe i don't know that's totally fair because it was jarring to eat it i could not imagine having this as like a breakfast start to my day. It's a dessert It's a great dessert

The the audience also seems very keen on the idea of us doing some sort of a supplemental cereal tasting Thing so I guess we should probably do that at some point Maybe we could maybe we could do that during maybe we could all have cereal to kick off our office day No, yeah, but Andrew can't get involved Maybe we can do that during... Maybe we can all have cereal to kick off our office day. Yeah, but Andrew can't get involved. He can eat cereal from fucking Canada. But that's what? I'm just going to eat my own cereal?

Isn't the whole point that you're going to have cereals that you haven't had before? Well, yeah, we'll just mail them to each other and stuff. Okay. Well, that's a different conversation. I'm on board with that. I'm just saying, I think we need to follow through. I think this is one of those things we shouldn't let dangle. No, I agree. But we also have the chips. I'm excited about

the chip-off. Let's get the chip-off going. Then we can do the cereal. Yeah, stuff's really backing up. That's good, though. No, it is good. Because he wouldn't leave Canada, for Christ's sake. That's true, too. I said I wouldn't leave. It's very clear. Wait, when? That's also true. November.

Vegas in November. We're not going to Vegas in November. Oh oh but i said that's what i'd go have you ever said that publicly eric like do we announce that i think we kind of for some reason we're not doing that now yeah yeah i think we talked about it didn't we i think so well either way we're not going to vegas in november yeah i'm pretty sure we did nick's right we did did we oh i don't think we did okay then we, either way, we're not going to Vegas in November. Yeah. I'm pretty sure we did. Nick's right. We did. Did we? No, I don't think we did. Okay, then we're announcing it here.

We're not going to Vegas in November. Well, it doesn't look like it. Yeah. What does that mean? We are not. What does that mean? I mean, we might just go to Vegas in November. Just fucking go.

That's not what we're talking about. We're talking about the show. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, it's probably not going to go. Why do you keep saying probably? Why do you keep putting things on it? Qualifiers or whatever?

We're not. I mean, who can say anything definitively anymore in 2022? Everyone else got to do their live show. And we don't do ours. Well, yeah, it's because we were going to do ours in June, and you guys went, I don't want to do that. I don't want to do that in June.

So we pushed it back. I don't think we're not doing it. I will take ownership of the fact that I wanted November, that I pushed for November. This is not my fault. This is an insane to imply that this is in any way my fault.

If we had done June, we would have done it. It would have happened. I will say this. It would have happened i will say this it would have happened in june i'm yeah you son of a i don't really i don't really know how you're absolved like you changed the date i don't know are you kidding me are you kidding me you're gonna blame me for this that's outrageous i thought we were pretty clear yeah that's outrageous i'm not gonna get into why that's an outrageous statement. That'd be unfair to me,

but I don't think I'm the one that dropped the ball. I'll just say that. I'm not the one. I'm not, I'm not getting into what's happening, but it's, you can't blame me. He said,

Eric dropped the ball. I'm not saying Eric dropped the ball at all. I'm just saying the ball may have been dropped and it wasn't me. Somewhere a ball is on the floor. I just don't know whose legs it's in front of. You know who wouldn't have dropped that ball? Antonio Brown. If a ball is on the floor. I just don't know whose legs it's in front of. You know who wouldn't have dropped that ball? Antonio Brown.

We would have had Antonio Brown. No worries. That ball, we would be in Vegas in November. Hey, maybe we should, instead of whining about all the stuff we're not doing, let's focus on what we are doing. We're going to watch MVP 2 tomorrow morning. That's happening.

I'm so excited. That's really, it's a monkey movie morning on Friday. That is's happening. I'm so excited. It's monkey morning. That's really, it's a monkey movie morning on Friday. That is really happening. Andrew, have you been working on your previously on? I wrote, so the problem is we were going to do this like five months ago, so I rewatched MVP. Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah, the date changed.

You can't really blame me for that one, so I'm really going to think on what that is. You know, I guess I don't want to talk about who dropped the ball. Okay. I don't know what that was. I guess I don't want to talk about who dropped the ball. Okay. I don't know what that was about. I'm just saying that people were busy. We had to move it, so I took all these notes and so I have to

go back and find my notes on the point by points on the movie. Do you think it makes sense for me to record it independently? I feel like it would make more sense to just open with that. So people don't have to look for a secondary what's the format are we are you explaining it do we get a nice slideshow like what happened oh i didn't even consider slideshow no i was just gonna explain it ideally it should be a powerpoint i don't or google sheets if you don't

if you don't have in this office Google sheets is fine that's true I'll take a sheet you want a PowerPoint okay yeah and by that I mean I will post photos into the discord while I talk about I'm willing to do that I had the PowerPoint that's great yeah but then we miss out on the transitions and stuff fuck okay I'm gonna

I guess I'll be screen grabbing tonight from fucking MVP if you're gonna do transitions can you do star wipes I like those well I'm not'll be screen grabbing tonight from fucking MVP. If you're going to do transitions, can you do star wipes? I like those. Well, I'm not going to be doing transitions. Banana wipes. Banana wipes? What would a banana wipe look like?

Banana, probably. Shape of a banana. First of all, I realized that I jumped the gun on this. What are the wipes? What are we even talking? Is that like a transitional effect? What are we discussing? I like how much of a yes man you are.

You're like, absolutely, we'll get the star wipes in there. What's a star wipe? He's like making notes on the side. Reminder, Google star wipe tonight. Can I tell you what I think a star wipe is? Where my brain immediately went? Like a scene transition with stars going from left to right into the next thing.

That is what I imagined. Yeah, mostly. Or like, I mean, there's, yeah. Yeah, that works. Oh, I think Gavin may have submitted a gif of one. Yeah, there you go. There's a gif of a star wipe. That's a bit of a fancy one.

I wouldn't be asking for that level, but yeah, usually it's just a gif. Oh, those those okay. Yeah, I know what a star wipe is then Yeah, so what I think a banana won't be like a shit. Yeah, it would be like a banana It was just you feel into the next scene into the next scene. Yeah. Yeah, okay? Well none of that's happening, but You've got a whole 24 hours well you got a whole at least 18 hours to work on this I it would be shocking Gavin I just learned that what f5 does

you think I'm gonna fucking do banana wipes I don't even know what's on my keyboard I'm gonna Google banana wipe and see what comes up banana wipe I'm so excited I got Eric asked a question about MVP 2p2 and i didn't

realize it was in our face slack i thought eric just messaged me that and so i gave it a description and then i regretted it because like oh these are spoilers these are key spoilers for the movie that we're gonna see tomorrow so all that shit was a that was a i found this that is a banana wipe it's a doormat It's a doormat. It's a doormat with a banana peel that says, don't tread on me. That's pretty funny. Andrew, have you started shopping from the end caps?

You want to talk about that? Oh, maybe that could be next episode. Yeah, it's a little bit to go into. Maybe next episode we'll go into that. Yeah, I can't wait to see how you didn't do it. It's a little bit to get into. Don't get ahead do it well it's a little bit to get into don't get ahead of yourself it's a little bit to get into you got 18 hours before tomorrow morning to go shopping at incaps no it's uh it's a whole thing uh i will say i had a great disappointment last

night i'm sitting on a broken chair i broke my it finally happened did not happen during a recording that's very sad my chair has been on the verge of breaking for like four months. I fell over in it. In the past. Back in like February when I was having like the really bad foot issues, I was rolling out of my chair onto my bed so I could just avoid having to put any pressure on my foot. And I did it one time, but I forgot to raise the armrest. So I just took the

whole chair down with me and it is has been in a bad spot since that point and pop a wheel off or something uh no it's like the my my seat part has turned into an analog stick for the range of movement it allowed so i was like this is definitely gonna break and i hope it's during the show it was not i dropped my phone i went to pick it up while staying on the chair and it just cracked forward so now my chair is constantly at a forward tilt unless i push back on it and whenever i get out of my chair it goes to the highest height setting it can go it's a great issue i would like to walk your room with a clipboard like a house inspector.

Just write down everything that needs to be replaced. There have been some things. There have been some issues, for sure. I had to clean... Somebody came through recently to check all the smoke alarms. And while I was cleaning things, I noticed in the corner of the ceiling

was still partially blue from a time I dropped a Slurpee and just flung it everywhere in my room from like five months ago so I had to get rid of that I remember that yeah I went on a real run of dropping drinks to the point now where it is I've never been more scared

than when I have to hold two drinks in my hands if I've won in each hand there is a genuine deep fear rooted in past trauma. I throw them. They just launch out of my hand. I need one hand to brace for impact because I'm almost certainly going to fall or drop or trip

or do something if I have the largest size drinks I could possibly have in my hands. I'm going to be... I feel like all the times we've hung out in real life in the past i've never been worried for your safety but now i'm just gonna be petrified like i can't believe you never fell in front of us well i guess you fell yeah yeah yeah i fell through the chair with jeff outside i can't believe i never saw you roll an ankle on a curb or anything oh technically

jeff has seen that too but it was in the dark and I don't think he noticed I'm trying to think if I ever just straight up but no there's a time where I was in a room see I don't you're not very observant necessarily Gavin where I was visiting the office and I was in a room and you know what I was looking out for you walked in like that hey like said to the people in the room walk through went to a different room was there for a little bit walk back out i was just looking at you the entire time waiting for you to like see me and then i was gonna be like hey and you just didn't you just left you had no idea that i was in that room oh you know what it feels like huh yeah i do yeah I can relate to that, Jeff. I'm probably just like, oh, I wonder who that is. Zero awareness.

What are you going to do about this new double drink carrying phobia that you have? Because it sounds to me like we need to do some sort of a drink carrying immersion obstacle course therapy where we can recreate your room outside and then run you through drills

holding two drinks. Yeah, I don't... Strengthen your ability and your confidence so that you don't have to worry about this. That's what I do need. You're right. I need to gain my drink confidence back. It is at an all-time low.

You need carry confidence. What's your ankle integrity at right now, like percentage-wise? It's good. My ankles are 100 that sounds like marathon marathon talk yeah you know for sure yeah you know those exist we'll do that so we'll get around to it when else are you gonna be a hundred percent that's the thing i don't want to immediately go back to 0.5 on both so there's a kind of enjoying this stretch of 100 before I put myself

back through the ringer. Huh. I think that's no way to live life. Yeah? In what way? Well, you're potentially going to miss out on experiencing a marathon because of fear.

Kevin, you like to live your life 0.5 ankles at a time? What are you saying i'm trying to if anything i'm arguing i want to be able to enjoy things by having functioning ankles you clearly want to do a marathon you're never going to be able to do it at less than 100 so what do you need to start the marathon i need some more time at 100 is what i need that's fair you just need to like drink it. That's fair. You just need to drink it in. Yeah.

I just need to enjoy it a little bit before I crash the plane again. There needs to be time. There's reasons why I didn't do the burger challenge back to back to back. I need time.

These things take take a toll. They're tough, but I'm excited. One day it will happen. Hopefully soon. Hopefully like in a month if i get a month of good ankle time no issues i'm in month is enough do you guys ever watch that show hard knocks absolutely yeah this season is a gavin you've

probably not seen this hbo show and each each season they follow one of the worst performing NFL teams from the previous seasons spring training so like players trying to make the team getting cut rookies coming in trying to make a name for themselves and it's just like a docuseries that's just like six episodes and it's just a it's literally just like the team trying to build themselves up and get ready for the season and this year it's the Detroit lions because they only won three games last year. And, uh,

the first episode is, it was the only one that's out, but the first episode literally has the coach sitting in front of all the guys, uh, sitting in, uh, an air conditioned,

uh, theater. And he's given him this pep talk and he goes, pay attention to how you feel right now, how you feel right now, soak it up and enjoy it. This is the best you're going to feel till next March.

You're going to get progressively sorer and more injured and shittier every day from today for the next like 10 months. So just accept it and acknowledge it and move on. But soak up today and enjoy today because

today is the last day you're going to feel like this. That's all that was running through my head the whole time Andrew was talking about being at 100%. It's funny because that's also the reason you're buying it. He needs more time to soak it in. Yeah, I do. I need to soak it in a little bit more. I like that a month was the amount, though.

That's not very long. How long would you give? I was trying to be reasonable. If I was someone with the ankle problems that you had and you wanted to really enjoy the 100% ankles, I probably want a year. A year? Okay, but here's the thing.

If I say a year, I'm going to get killed for that, I feel like. Yeah. I can't say a year. There's no way that that's going to fly. You are setting him up for failure. That's what they did after a month. Just a month. He's like, all right, time to get out there and risk both ankles again.

Yeah, I think a month is fair. I will say a month can be a long time. I haven't talked about this, but Emily went out of town to go visit her family. And Millie went to go stay with her mom. And I had eight days just recently, completely and totally alone. It was just me and the dog. I didn't see anybody.

I didn't talk. I did go to the movies with Jack on a Saturday. But for like eight days, pretty much straight, I didn't see or talk to anybody or interact with human beings at all. And that was only a week. And that was at least a month of my life that it took uh so a month can be a very a month could feel like a year if you're alone in my house with just a bulldog and no you easily could have reached out for a lovely bike ride or well i can't he's on he's yeah he's on

yeah he's on break that's a good it's a great point yeah i i'm not complaining i'm not complaining i'm not complaining about it i needed the time to decompress uh i had just spent a pretty hellacious couple weeks uh dealing with millie millie had her big jaw surgery and so we were you know that was like the culmination of like years and years of like preparation and stuff so i was kind of like needed a week to kind of just like come down but uh but yeah i guess i could have reached out. I was here. I'll tell you, I'll be honest with you. For some reason, I thought you weren't. I was like, yeah, Gab won't be around

or Dan will be in town or something. So I just like, yeah, I just stared at the phone. Could have wrote me a letter? I could have also texted you. I have your... That's true. There's something... I don't know.

I'm not complaining. I wasn't saying like, uh... I'm just saying I found out quickly that a week can feel like a hell of a lot longer than a week. So a month to Andrew could be like a year. Depending on what he does with it. Yeah, just, yeah, it's the time. There are certain weeks that are extremely long and other weeks that go by immediately.

So I feel like Andrew and myself have hardly been talking. Yeah. Ever since the end of Survive Block Island. People are going to make a lot of assumptions about that statement. We don't play Halo anymore? We should. I mean, this is episode 117. This is.

This is. We should play Halo. I've still gotten. I've done every weekly challenge since Halo Infinite released. I'm still doing that. And co-op still isn't out. Co-op still isn't out. Co-op still isn't out. Forge isn't out yet,

but that looks like it's coming out soon and some of the stuff people have built in it is insane. A lot of people who wanted us to try and do Halo 2 Lasso without dying. No, I didn't think that would ever be done. It's amazing that somebody did it. I've been meaning to watch.

Has it been done now? Yeah, somebody did it like last week and it was the person that was the closest I think it took him like eight hours or seven hours maybe how is that how is that possible so I guess one of the it's only been done on the original Halo 2 Xbox version because there's something with I think like the frame rate that prevents the ability to shoot frequently. Like there's a slower firing rate on the old console. So I don't think anyone's been able to do it on the Master Chief collection, which has a higher firing rate. But it's a lot of like glitches and jumps.

And it's just a guy that like put in a lot of practice ahead of time. Like I think his thing was speed running Halo 2. I could be wrong. I don't know a lot about the person that did it i just can't imagine being in the boss fight for like regret where you have to like climb on and punch him in the face and there's elites all underneath you and then if i die there i'm back at cairo station i can't get my head around that feeling yes i i can't imagine beating Cairo Station. Yeah. A very small percentage even

accomplished that. It's an insane feat that the person accomplished. It's amazing. Well, congratulations to streamer Jervalin. I think it's Jervalin. Jervalin. I'm gonna go with where I'm from.

Down in Alabama where I'm from we say jerviling you can say you can be jerviling all you want but if you come into my neck of the woods you're jerviling that was nice that was fun excited to do one more

right now we got to roll right into the next one right now thanks for listening to another episode of the face podcast this was uh this episode uh is uh dedicated to guilty spark obviously that's a halo reference if you don't know what that is and uh oh you know one thing we mentioned i was gonna say tune in uh keep your eyes peeled because does it do will be coming out at some point on our YouTube channel and on RoosterTeeth.com. It is not an audio podcast. It is a video show about 10 minutes long.

We'll let you know. But in addition to that, I feel like we should say, because I've seen people asking about it and people are going like, they haven't mentioned it since they initially talked about it. The animated faces are coming. They are. It's dated. They're actually, we have a release date.

I don't know if it's been announced. I don't know if I should give that release date because these things tend to slip. But we have, we have, there are multiple episodes

in the pipeline. We've seen two or three and they're fantastic and they're really, really awesome and they've done an amazing job

making us look funny and like humans, real humans. And so those will be some of us. By the way, the animated pickle one, the pickles on Gavin's ports, that's one of the

episodes. That's one of the stories. Eric in that episode is maybe my favorite thing. I cannot wait till that one's done. Anyway, so those will be coming out soon too. Probably, I don't know, in the next month, so those will be coming out soon, too. Probably, I don't know, in the next month or so. So keep your eyes peeled for that.

And bye. Hey, guys. Major League Fan Jack here with a look at next week's episode of F*** Face. Someone lost their audio. Let the end cap challenge begin. Andrew bends the rules yet again. The boys have to explain to Patton what an end cap is. Jeff can't spell marshmallow.

Gavin absolutely destroys his wall. And once again, Andrew does not eat the pencil. All that and more on next week's episode of F*** Face.