Fladseth - #196 - Nora Svenningsen

Episode Date: May 3, 2024

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Me? It was Kurt Nielsen's classic, She's So High. Yes, it's not getting any more. This is over now, this phase is over. It has been a high-bombing thing, it has become a burden. So if I continue like this, I think that the listener will demand that it disappears. Now we don't want it anymore. Do you think you will get more light hair too? Will light hair become more and more like Kurt Nielsen? No, it's been too long since then. I could have entered the role of Kurt Nielsen. I could have become a parody... What is it called? A parodier? A Kurt Nielsen imitator, like people have become Elvis imitators and so on, or Lavsgo. That could have been my career.

You are doing the Christmas concert in Arndal. Now comes the Kurt... The Kurt imitator, who has the whole thing that I try to... I can operate myself and so on, to look more like Kurt Nilsen. I have seen that you have taken some ingress, when you were at Majorstad. I have a connection between the two. If I had a 0, it would be a little bit in between. Yes, you could have done it faster if you had put it in there. Yes, and it's easier for me who has a small gap, and push it in there, and take bigger and bigger. It's like an African culture, an African place where they have rings on their necks.

If you put on one ring, they get longer and longer necks. But have you seen those who have holes in their lips, that extend their lower lip as well? That's not true. And bigger and bigger rings. That's where you should take a trip to Africa. And put on more of the foreheads, yes. Yes.

That's where you can do it. That's where they have professionals who can extend things, both teeth, lips and necks. Yes. That's... Nora Sven be, that's where they have professionals who can expand things, both teeth, lips and throat. Yes, that's... Nora Svenningsen, we start with your favorite attack. Favorite attack? I just came up with a favorite attack. When you have to attack, which is terrible. Maybe... maybe it's not fun to move around in football then, I who don't watch football.

Favourite attack? Theo Walcott. Oh my God, you think it's an attack? That's a very funny answer. Favourite attack? Theo Walcott is a one man attack. Fantastic when he runs and runs up the side. Are you a footballer? Yes, I was. You don't throw around Theo World Cup without any reason? When I was a footballer, I wasn't anything else.

I flew Reiner to 20 kroner, that was when it was cheap, from the back, over to London all the time with the dad and dad at Arsenal. Four times a year, it was completely crazy. I tend to close the door quickly when we talk about football, because I get wet when I listen. I see that I get wet when we talk about football. But I think this one was so nice that we can... Tio Wolcott, what did you write? Yes, the only book I read was the biography of Tio Wolcott. For me it's Tio Wolcott. He is not so big that he can have a biography at once. No, all my dragons... I had all of the Archmonde dragons. All had T Theo Walcott. He's not that big, so he can be a good guy. No, all of my drags, I had all of Arslan's drags, all of them had Theo Walcott.

It's like saying Abogla-Hår. It's the same, but for someone who loves Arslan, he was probably the shit. We can't talk about it so early in the show. No, no. So, your favorite attack is Theo Walcott. Yes. So the favorite attack is 10 and over. It's such a good answer that I can't arrest you. I can't start to beat you up. Favourite defense, and then what will happen? Then it will be a ton of shit. Favourite defense? Shall we start with the ring of the ring? Maybe the favorite defense. I was on Ringne's Herre, maybe my favourite defence. I was in a meeting with them this weekend, if I was in a topic, I would quit or double, so Ringne's Herre was the first question I asked.

So maybe they didn't win that three towers, two towers? And then we beat Minas Tirrit or Helm Stig? Where he sings for the one who has food in his mouth. You should choose the one who is the winner, and then you say the one with food in his mouth. What's his name? This is the working boss, the working CEO in Gondor. Yes, and he has just become quite ugly, if I may say so myself. Yes, what is his name? I don't remember, actually. They have so much hair.

What is his son's name? It's not Legolas, but it's him very handsome, on horse. It's the first time I felt real emotions. Was it? Faramir and Boromir. Yes. Oh, that's lovely. That one is a quitter, the double. They could just say how many films. That's the first answer I've taken. Three! Okay, so it's like I was going to say, I was going to have a favorite category on Huskestue.

Which I regret, but I didn't get, because I was an intellectual for that. It was very difficult to press, and I had Manchester United's new history. And I had to press the emergency button. I can't answer this question. I had to press the emergency button to get my favorite category. Help! And I thought, ok, then I'm safe good, I'll throw over the story of the night. Who's the top scorer? Who's the... what do you have here? And then it comes, which players bought them in the season? What a joke I saw when you already stood in it and pressed the emergency button. It was easy to understand, but when they showed it, as if it wasn't the season of the inner world. And then I thought, it must have been the season of last year, and then it was the internal season, so I bombed the whole group.

Yes, I bombed too. That's very difficult. You know what I realized I had chosen now as my favorite theme? The country in Scandinavia. Aren't you pretty safe then? There are not so many questions to choose from. I think you think big. You think small and big at the same time. That's it. The country in Scandinavia. You narrow down the possibilities for questions to the extent that you only have four questions to choose from.

You can be the capital, you can count countries, you can flag all countries. But if you narrow it down even more, then? Capital in Norway! The capital of Norway! That was good! That was really good! King's family! And then you get it, the capital of Norway.

And then you say Bergen. No, fuck! It's moved! It's definitely been said, Christian,, he is from Grimstad. He is from Grimstad. Now I'm starting to root for... You were so good, I think, but you were weak. Yes. Dag Otto, I'm not going to say it so true. He is from Grimstad. No, he is from Grimstad. He is from Grimstad.

I'm going to have a theme election, then. You are a fireman. You have started well. Yes, and now! You went for the defense of Lamina Styrrit, and you mention him being fed by Pippin. Yes, and he very nice, but he sang for that guy, who was totally delirium and refused to defend that Borg. Sing with him. It was a crisis to defend that Borg, and that's what you choose. No, they didn't win. They took that pig.

They won because the fucking chain just came like this, and they only win because they go into the hole and find the dead. No, you know what? The best defense is when Aragon takes the opportunity to fight away the scary Huru Kai. One by one. That's what he has a glass in his foot. It's not defense, it's just a good fighting skills. But your defense is... You... Swords. You pull up swords, you're tired. Oh, come on!

The question is, if you have to defend or defend. Finger in the eye. Finger in the eye. Two fingers in the eye. Yes. Good. We'll the eye. Finger in the eye. Two fingers in the eye. Yes. Good. We'll take that.

Great. You ordered a tour to Japan and Vietnam, right? Yes. Is there a jingle between there? No. No. There is not one jingle. No.

If I go into the spout. Yes, you know what? We are going to have a long spout. One of the oldest spouts I have, but I haven't had it for a long time. No. And then we are actually going to cross a jingle. No. Yes. That's great. And that will come in a moment. I have one after the other, get exhausted. Yes, we all fall. So fast, comedians, stand-up comedians, and then the King of Fall, and Shoei, and Rude and the Great King. Very good figure you do there, by the way. Thank you.

I have said that before. The worst feedback I got was that she looks like that, and I could wish for that, but my brain often stops. Yes, right. But it's... That's how it is. I wanted to get into it, but it could be worse. Jørnis lost, as you said. He didn't make it. I think Jørnis did well from the outside. I thought he had... I won't talk about it. No. Not football. There are a lot of thoughts in my head.

Yes, but not football and not the king of the fall today. Where were we? Japan. Japan, Vietnam. I decided to arrange a trip to Gor. Yes. I didn't know where. No. I came to... Oh my God, Vietnam is here. Vietnam is here. So now I'm leaving in two weeks. Yes. Oh, damn, I miss you. It's nice. Have a good trip. It's fantastic. It's fantastic. I will go to South Korea, Japan, and then back the day before the Humor over Oslo festival.

South Korea as well? Yes, Seoul. Seoul, you land in Seoul? I land in Da Nang, in Vietnam. You land in Vietnam? Yes. And that is, have I heard, a fantastic country. I have never been there. Yes, so I will be there. And then it is a lot of good outdoor life, beaches. And then I will take this well-known motorcycle trip three days in that loop up in Northern Vietnam.

Are you going to put on the iron chain? Not me with that arm, I'm handicapped. What about your arm? Should I take it? Handicap in the right arm. Really big. Hawking light? So white, just a tiny bit on the side.

Yes, but if I pull it over, I'll be him. Because I can't go on crutches or roll a ball. Then I sit there. You can take one hand... A roll stand. Hawking has a little joystick, as white as he has. You have one very functional arm. Then it's just the ring.

You have one arm that is not... Where is the reverse from the girl T? Three. Three in good health, or? Three bad… I understand that. Maybe I understand that. And you have the possibility to… You get an electric roller, I understand that. Yes, I do. I jumped over the rubber, I was going to jump away from the cannonball.

And then it got electric, with a joystick? No, it didn't happen. Suddenly it happens in the middle. It hasn't happened yet. Suddenly it happens somewhere else. Yes. On the bike. But then the crown is strong down there. Oh yes, you. You can't just buy two chairs. Yes, because I've ordered one.

It's a nice one. If you order an Easy Rider, you can ride around. Yes, I have. Yes, and I sit on the back. Lovely. Isn't that fantastic? Yes, it's fantastic. I'm not kidding.

I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. Yes, because that's what I've ordered. If you order an Easy Rider, you can drive around. And I sit on the back seat. Isn't that fantastic? But you said you were going to find yourself. Yes, yes. How old are you now?

25. 25 and you haven't found yourself yet? No. No, but no. It started so late. I felt like I started to try to find myself when I was 22. Yes, so you have been doing that for 2-3 years? Yes. So I feel like I haven't lived my life. So I will do that now. That's good. Because you started with stand-up and showbiz and show high when I was 19. So you suddenly came in the middle of that and then it became a bit of chaos and then you haven't found out who you are.

That's it. I like to travel. I'm very fond of tourists. I just hang out with tourists. You just hang out with tourists? just sleep with tourists? Yes. Are you in Oslo? Yes. What can I say? Those who come from the city of Zagreb. Are you going to Oslo? No.

Like a letter? And they are sleeping? No, we are talking. Or the Japanese are like… No, the Austrians, the New Zealand. Yes, so, my God, come over to me on wine, then! Oh, yes, such Australian, tatty backpacks with... Yes, a beard.

...surfing hair and stuff, yes, okay, that's quite something. But I'll probably find them in Vietnam. Yes, yes, don't you do that? Yes, so then I'll find myself and some men. You are lying there and it pulls more than surfs down in the White King's caves, where they fought and conquered it. Yes. On the White King's, the Vintanenkrig museum there. There you will find me.

That's very good. I will be on Tinder date. So you are so fond of tourists that you go to good tourist countries. You are... A mecca of good people in Vietnam. You should go through the whole South East and stuff. And then we go to Tokyo. I don't know if you like... There are a lot of tourists in Tokyo.

But... There is everything. Tokyo has been on my list for many years. Now I just have to do it. Tokyo and New York, they are the most important. They have to be there. You know what? I have almost finished both. I have almost checked out Tokyo. Live your life! Yes, and in Tokyo you have to have some time and you have to be in the mood. You have to drive. That's what I've heard about Tokyo. Is it Tokyo or is it a very Norwegian thing? Tokyo? No, I don't think so.

Isn't it Tokyo? I've always said Tokyo, I'm going to say Tokyo and so on. There they have absolutely everything. Do you need a machine that fills your tires and packs it in plastic? Yes, they do. And that wasn't exaggerated. It could have been exaggerated. In both literal terms and exaggerated meaning. Fills your banana and puts it in plastic?

Yes! You can fill your banana with strawberry jam and put it in plastic, and you can fill your whole belly with it. Yes! Everything. Everything. Everything is possible in Japan. You find everything in Japan? You can fill your whole belly with plastic and you can fill your whole belly with water. Everything. Everything. Everything is possible in Japan. You can find everything in Japan? Yes, I know. And I think it's a dream for all the HD people who just want to look around and see everything.

I'm going to play Mario Kart, that's my costume. That's right. You can do that too, you know. And you can release bombs and bananas and all that. Yes, I hope so. And you can move yourself? I think so. Do you have to do it yourself? Do you have a box with a lot of things like that? Or is it like that? Do you have seen anything?

Yes, but at the same time I haven't thought about that I am a bit dangerous with that arm. Because you drive in the streets of Japan, Tokyo traffic. Oh, you do that too. Yes, but oh my God, isn't it okay to live a bit? Yes, I know. I thought I would bring my own car, a Buonanera. Yes. It doesn't sound like it. You can drive a go-kart in the streets of Tokyo, but you don't know if you can drive safely because of the arm? No, but do you think someone will check?

But do you dare? Yes, I am very naive. But is it like, is it a little live fast die young mentality now? I don't want to jinx it. You will just go away and die there. I don't want to jinx it. And become a legend? I don't want to jinx it. You can just go away and die over there. I don't want to jinx it. This is what I fear, that you jinx it.

It's so typical to say on a podcast, and then something brutal happens, and then it's you who sits on that. That's why you listen to everyone. I thought about it the other day, it's very short, that the old handball player, what's his name again? Kjersti Grinje, the lady.

No, the one who is going to climb, Koto. Frank Løkke. Frank Løkke. It is very short that he is going to survive and come back and just… Can I be the opposite? Yes, I feel it here today. That I can go to a Devro. Yes. I think there are too many jinxes. So I choose to... I have that mentality, everything happens for a reason. But are we going to be sad then? Or are we going to be like... Okay, he asked about it and it was a big chance that he would die. I don't know. I don't have that much experience... Everyone has experience with Frank Løkke. I don't have any close ties to Frank Løkke. If he survives, it's so damn cool. If he dies, it's sad. I'm not going to laugh about that, but I'm not going to. I think that's part of the package. Yes, it's a bit self-sufficient. It would have been self-sufficient if I had taken a motorcycle in Vietnam. Then Bero must not come back.

Yes, that's right. Because you said you were going to take a motorcycle out. Should you sit sideways? No, sit backwards. Sit backwards, yes. Hold me around. I hope he is very handsome. Yes, but it holds a little bit, but I think it's very, very boring to sit back and hold someone who drives. Oh, I know. What is it? I love to drive cars and I sit in and hold around someone who drives. Oh, I know. I want to drive a car too. I'm sitting in the seat as well.

I hate it. It's not so bad to sit in the car. I feel like a front seat, back seat driver. I feel like I'm losing control. And to sit on a motorcycle like that, and just sit back and relax and hope that the representatives are taking all the right decisions. But in Vietnam! I took a scooter taxi in Bangkok once. Yes, that was okay. I had a really bad time, because I had a restaurant. I would say that it was Bangkok's Nittedal, I would say.

There was the restaurant, and I gave the address, and I sat in sitting in a three quarters in the rush traffic behind a guy like that. It was totally crazy. It was totally crazy. Yes, I have also taken a good part of the bike taxi. And the only motorcyclist had no brakes, he just sat on his ass. He had no brakes, because there was something wrong with his bike. Yes, he didn't have that either. No, that was Thailand too.

Every time he was done with a trip, I was one. No, that was in Thailand too. Yes. Every time he was done with a trip, he was like, yes, that was a life of a gift. They just banged, yes, in Bali too, they just banged, they didn't slow down, they just banged and then a whole bunch of cars and bicycles disappeared. Just down a swing, like a sweeper, it just disappears. There is nothing else than a sweeper philosophy. Fortunately, it is up in the mountains, it is not a traffic way. I don't know if it's better or just... You know, how long should I sit behind you?

Four days. Oh my God. If you like it, then it's fine. I will find myself. But what do you hope to find? I hope I find a romantic flirt. I hope I find… You will find that.

Yes. That's not difficult. No. Is that what you… Am I the only one who finds romantic flirts? That's not… Are you going to to find in yourself? No, no, I was not... I was so busy.

Yes, sorry. I'm not the number one on the list, but one of the things. I'm going to try to find some... even more consistency, that I manage to breathe with my stomach and find out in the country where there is nothing in English. Good! And then I will try to find a little more... Even if you are a comedian, I feel that people think that you are extremely extrovert, that you are very easy to just get into gangs. I still think it's scary.

You just have to get better at it, like, okay, there's a gang. I'm leaving. Good. I was backpacking in the cell, where I was about... I was a little younger than you. Yes. And then... I'm a little better in English now than I was at that time. I got there late. I was a little bad at school. I wasn't very good at it. I didn't have a good language either. So I was a very good self in English. If I can do it fast now, I will do stand-up in English soon. No, are you going to do that? Oh, damn.

I'm ashamed of myself in English. I was a comedian, at least in my play, I started as a comedian that time as well. I can't get through it at all. I remember I met a lady there and she said that she liked to think about the universe and she was like, wow, so interesting, please tell me more. And that was a bad thing, I was going to tell you about that. I thought it was exciting with that. And in English?

I was totally surprised. I like the stars. I tried to be funny, I found myself funny. No, but it is an art to be funny in English, but I have practiced that with the tourists I have been with. That I find out that, oh my God, it's really fun in English, but if it's about Vietnam, I don't know. But you can find out for yourself. Try to find out what your personality is in other cultures and languages. And then I can't hide behind that typical character you have on your stand-up show. That now I have to do it in English and I have to be fun with everything.

They will love that thing you have there. That's what I'm telling you. That's what I'm telling you. Where are you from? Porskrun. Porskrun, yes. Brannemannheit. Roller ski.

I didn't understand that. What did you say. Brannmanheit. Roller ski. I didn't understand that. What did you say? Brannmanheit and roller ski. I've heard you say that. Brannmanheit? No, it's like Brannmanheit. And roller ski?

That's what I have to say over there. I don't understand what's wrong with that. Brannmanheit. Brannmanheit. It sounds like... I don't know. I have to... No, it's the other way around.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.'s wrong with that. Brannmanite? It sounds like... I don't know. It's dialect. Yes!

It has to be something like... I say, there's Scotland. Yes, you say that up there. Of course you do. That's what you say. That's very good. Just to underline two lines of the answer. Underline two lines of the answer.

My grandmother is from the river. She says, -"Makreli tomat". -"Nei". -"O sterrinlis", she says. -"Sterrinlis". For me, it seems like you don't often think about what you say. You just have been taught to say the original word in a very, very sophisticated and dialectic way. You don't think about the meaning of the word in the city. No, because it's like the død. Yes, the død.

Windy. It's just that everything should not be the dives. Windy. Everything is not supposed to be the usual word. But the Porsche is not that far. It's relatively urban out there, isn't it? Yes, it's not a problem, but it doesn't make any album either. No, it's out there. And there you were staring at something. Yes, staring at something was really... Now we know that I am bad at it. It's a little like a portrait, a little like... But when you serve it in there, you stare at something, then I know that I have to take a little... And then you stare around there. And then I went around. I was really not cool. I was like, I always went very unkempt.

You too? I showered as I said. You looked a bit cool. What? I looked a bit cool. Yes, but I didn't want to be cool, because I knew I wouldn't flirt or… And you weren't… I looked down on my own appearance. I was like, now I am one of the boys, my task here is to be funny and play football.

That's right. So honest and straightforward. Yes, but actually. It's very good. Just say it. That was your fort. Yes, and I think when I moved to Oslo, I quit that half a time. You are not alone. No, you know what? To get away from your home town. I have to try it, because I am from Oslo. I feel that I haven't had the time to come to Oslo. But maybe I should try to move to Porsche.

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I think that's where we should be, isn't it? That it shouldn't be... It's a pity if... Pupers are in a way... It's... A gift from God? Yes, it's a gift from God. We are... I'm talking about my own gender here. It doesn't just look nice and fun, both nice and fun at the same time. Both completely objective. But we are... We have grown up with looking at the devil and we have survived the devil. We have

been burdened with them in our first most vulnerable years. Where do you want to go now? If you have boys and girls on the same team, and you think that we are in 2024 or 2025 or so, now we have to be able to get on our bodies and let the male boobs and female boobs fly free here. It's not done in a hand-turn, it goes deeper than that. There are some drifts that make it problematic to blow up 10 to 15, and sleep over there, well over, and in the future you will be 8-90, so it's nice for the boys. And then it gets a little uncomfortable for women to take care of themselves, I myself

am quite free there, I have tried to sunbathe without a cap, I had to take it off again, it was incredibly uncomfortable. People turned the sunbed and sat there in speed and... Then I had to take it on. But now, the golden rule in the weekend, are you going there? Yes, absolutely. Yes, I also get a fly in my nipples. You also have a sunbathe without a cap, right?

Yes, I have a sunbathe without a cap. Inside a shirt that is completely... I didn't need to have at that time. So you see, yes, but you have started that many years ago. Yes! And I remember when you started to get used to it, I remember you noticed that. Yes! It's almost, it's almost, I have to say, it's almost like a feather. Then there is more feathers.

When I'm under there, it's just like that, so close but now I'm not there. Then there are some nipples and some small bumps on the butt, and they are like, they are scratching on this shirt. It's a very powerful thing to have under you. I feel there is a lot of power. There is a lot of power in a butt. I feel a little nervous about it, but I said like this, this is what I want to do, because I want Puppe to be so normal, that I could dress up in the train first and don't fight hard. And I feel sorry for that in many ways, and I would like to be there, but there are some ways… I might be better at it. I'm not old, but I think 25 should be better at being a feminist.

And I totally agree with that. But what I've thought about is that I'm a man, I have my own way, I'm ego. I'm straight ego! You know what, this is one place that I have been in today, and it's with me. I am not very strict. There are only a few thousand others who listen to you, but I never think about it. No, then you should take something Kurt Nielsen, so you will be happy. But I think like this, if I had been a woman, damn, I would have gone with a looser.

I would have driven on, I would have been a fool. I would have been one of those who jumped been really hated, and I had been like, I'm sure we can go and put this on, and I had been a terrible loser. You were just wearing pants, and you had just gone with pants on. I had been sitting on the train and my fingers were like, I'm going to get out of here! Let me go! Why can't I get out of here you want to fight women, you can't save the world in one day. So I'm like, what do you think is an easy thing to do?

To go out with your girlfriend? What I do is go with the pipe out. Like the position. You don't have it completely out. It's just a little bit. How thick the fabric should be, right? It's graded. It's streaked. Streaked? Then yes, but then you have to start. You could have the silk thinner.

You, Henrik. Strip the nipples out between the streaked holes. Yes, yes. So you know what? On the golden root you will take back the idea that you start I'm looking forward to the moment we meet there. I get to see it for the first time, because now I know. And if you listen, it will be released on Friday, the day before the golden root. So maybe some of the listeners will also get the honor of watching this. But not too many. It won't be uncomfortable for you, it's not like people will come and hunt you in a group. It would have been fun if they came with posters and such.

To hoist you? Yes. That would have been... then we would have come far. Yes, go Nora, maybe send a live stream or something like that, some really good pups. Ehm, if you... If you... If you want to sexualize. If you want to see what's going on on TV.

I don't know. No, I don't know either. No. All of that has stopped going on TV. We have at least nominated both of you. We have. And I play my show. You do?

Earlier in the evening, I came in, I have my own coordinator who will help me in the middle of the show. Oh, because you are on Saturday. So the dream is that I play a good show in Bergen. Bergen, this is May 4th, so it of May, it's still a bit more easy. It's starting to be sold out. A good show. Better than the premiere, but so top-notch again, I have to get up every time. And then I came too late on the stage. I came just after we won the award for best comedy drama with Fucking Slutset. When I enter the hall, the producer or one of the other people says that Henrik is playing a show on the Olle Bull stage, and unfortunately I can't be there, and then I can stand on like... or wait, now a little.

Hello, you guys, come here. And then the lights come around. Spot on me. Oh, that would have been fantastic. And then we take a high five when you come down there. A little blood up. Yes, a little one. A snap...

Yes! Those who know, they know. It's like I'm saying it. It's like I'm a little skunk. And then it goes from being a hero to a people winner. Just run! Did you see that? Did you see that? Get him out! That's so funny!

I'm trying to explain. We had a podcast and she said she would have nippers. We planned it! It would have been fantastic. If happened, you would have been able to give a blood But it will be something good, it's good, other nominated and blah blah blah. But it will be a nice evening anyway. You know what, that's what I look forward to. Looking forward to living in a hotel and being full. It will be a great evening. Puppen Ute. Oh my God, Bergen! Bergen is a beautiful city and there is a spring atmosphere there and there will be a lot of people. Yes, there are many nice guys there too.

Yes, it is. Of course it is. Oh my God, I'm going to have a good time. I'll see. You are crazy. Yes, but it's very good that I have I have the show, because then I'm relatively honest. And then I come to the prize pool and maybe get a glass of champagne there, and then I don't come. I'm not sitting in the sun and forcing the whole day.

No, I don't think I can do that, because I can't stand too much. So I... No, but I don't think we girls are put in a beauty hub. We sit there all day. That's what you have seen, that you just count what happens. That you are put in a beauty hub. That I just have to be sparked all day. I am so confused. I have an eternal feeling. Is there anyone who... I don't know what it there. It doesn't disappear. It's not the pole, but it's just… You go and turn. Should I hold it? I'll take a break. A very quick break. Okay.

Then I'll come back in a few seconds for you who are listening. We are back and we are going to go into the spout. You go into the But at least that one... All should... How is it? We're all in... Oh my God, that's beautiful. God damn. You know, those four hobbits, they are out... They are best friends, have you seen them?

If they are best friends? I see all the time things on Instagram and such. That they are out eating dinner, they are doing things together. Oh yes, they are original, the ones who are not hobbyists. The actors. Frodo, Sam, Pippin and Munthir. They are best friends. I want to have a gang like that. Maybe we should make it. Me, you... Then we have to have something that connects us to each other to the same extent as that gang. They were in the US together for several years and played together. We don't have that.

You can come to Tokyo. I have a family in Nora! How many times do I have to tell you? I don't have that freedom! But I forget that. For longer! You have a son who is nice. He is very nice.

How old is he? He is almost two. That is a shame for me. It is a shame for you. Don't try it on my son. You should never try it on my son. I won't. You don't try it on my son. You should never try it on my son, I see that. I won't do it. You should never try it on my son.

What about those slavish... If he becomes a 7 year old boy who loves gilfs, like you are, you are almost a milf, and I can accept that. Yes, that's very nice. I can accept that. Okay, you heard this first. We are going into the spade. It's been a good time since last time, but we are now going into the spade. T-sharp!

T-sharp! T-sharp! With... Flan-set! T-sharp!pe with fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-fl It will be long. Oh, damn! Seed or trough? Seed! Because you can divide most of the things, but you also get a little more sauce if you take seed. The most fleshy You are a fiasnist when you eat mussels. Yes, you are what you do when no one is watching. Yes. That's why I'm a real fisherman when I eat mussels.

You know what? I can also be a bit lazy to do it. I usually have a meat ragout, which is a bit moist, and I don't have spaghetti, but pasta, screws, for example, which I have at home. Then I can come and see. And then I get bored with them. Look at you, look at you, how fucked up you are if you have only chosen truffles. Are you going to have that soup with broth? It's not soup with broth. Then I wouldn't have chosen truffles. That would have been completely insane. But you are a pretty strong sweet sauce, you know. But you eat soup, but people who eat super, with sticks, they can go... They don't want to have this here.

No, it's so silly. It's the whole world you are going to visit now, we don't have here, I say now, but it will be much more difficult. It's the whole world, but they have their stupid shed, their frame shed, which they can put up a little bit of a taste in and finish it together. Yes, I'm pretty excited about that setup there. There it is probably worse to get a fork. I always ask for a fork at ramen restaurants, for example. Oh, you do that? I'm not ashamed of myself. I go for it at once. And a damn fork, thanks. It's like asking for ketchup in Italian. No, but it's not about the cost. I love all the flavors. I love everything about it. I really love everything about it.

But I don't think it's the best way to eat that kind of food. I think the only pinnacle I like is sushi. I like that. Yes, yes. You know what? I don't have any big opinions here either. No, but you are… Gaffer. Chef. You go for chef. Chef. Because, yes, we have a lot of things to do. It is something that is more useful. You can actually eat most of the meat.

That's it. You can't eat most of the meat. No. Oh, that should be my biography. And you dare to sit there like a primitive pig? Yes, and you always get a little more, if you look at sushi. You can get a whole sushi bite with a fork. You can of course easily do that. Use your fingers to just fold it up in the bowl. Then you can put a little soy sauce in there.

And then it's very good. Elf or cat? Is it an elk or a cat? Elk. I'm very fond of elk. It's always a big deal to see elk. Isn't it? And I don't think it's that big a deal to see a cat. A huge little deal. Yes, so I've seen moose several times. The animals I think are the least fun to watch and be part of. Where in the top 5 list is at least the cat and the squirrel.

Yes, the squirrel and even though I have driven over a squirrel once and I still have traumas, that is the most f***ing thing. Wooh, I have been lost. Be honest to be able to drive over a squirrel, because I am f***ing fast. Yes, but just when I landed, when I was chasing my wheel while I was on the road, and I broke the brake. And then I look in the rearview mirror, it's just divided in two, completely. R.I.P. Yes, cat, echo, mouse, I think it's not so very exotic to see.

But I get used to it. No, a feyterotte can be a bit old. Oh, that's what it is in Asia. It's even worse red, it can be old. And that is down in Asia. It is. It's even worse. It's really worse. So Elg, I'm an Elg girl. I have tried to talk about this for many years. It seems like people don't understand how cool it is. But I have heard once that the Elose has a kind of radar vision.

They have these stupid long legs. The moose can, with wrong eyes and wrong foresight, look like an idiotic animal. These long legs. And this is the king of the forest. It runs through the forest. We see it as often on the roadside. Sometimes we see the elven. We never see the elven when he is at his best.

When he is a bit of a mess and is the king of the forest. No, because I saw him in the round-the-world show, Årjegg. Yes, it is not the same. Because the elven walks through the forest, if he has to. As a majesty. And there is a, the unbounded ring. But Elgen manages to place these stupid long legs of hers. And the guinea pig!

Yes, the guinea pig, which could have been fast hooked to a thing, but no, it always manages to get its legs on a plough, it scans the ring and hits the legs on the highest points in the forest while it runs. And you can say a lot about cats, but that is impressive. If someone manages to film an elk that falls, that snubs and puts out on TikTok or Reels, or what the hell is Twitter, then it will be the most viral. Tag us. It will be the most viral. Do you see it? Or it can't even hit the head. And then... And then they fall slowly. And you put on slow.

And you hit your head in the head. I can see it. It's not as fast up there. If it's under the face. If it's the first time it goes wrong, it goes very wrong. It goes very wrong with me. Elg. Lue or Schaal. Schaal goes very wrong, like with me. Okay, we'll continue. Elg. Good. Lue or shawl.

Shawl. I look very stupid with lue. Then we have two. Yes, completely awful, long, strange head, very flat back head, so I look very strange. But with a shawl, I can look a little like a kike, with a little putte shawl in an elegant way around, maybe some hair comes over. I got a epiphany. I died. What is that? I got an aha experience. It's a That's why we have this. This is in a way natural, or this is in a way evolution and natural selection and so on. But we have this characteristic hair on the head. Very human things. Very little animalistic. That we have it so clean up there. And often it's a bit of a shake, but it is the hair that is always growing up, especially

on women with small body and face wounds. So you haven't seen me? Yes, I see you now. Yes, hell with body wounds. There are wounds that I have exposed all the time. Now you don't have to track. I don't see a body wound here. It's possible. It might be more.

It looks like a skull. Yes, it looks like a skull. Again, you sit there with your foot on your hand. But, okay, we often have some misformed, terrible head injuries. It's not strange, because the way we are going to live this life is a brutal treatment. And think about how bad it was before. It's just the last millisecond in a cosmic perspective, that we have come out in a relatively bad way. And the emperor was just forgotten before. And everything possible. So that was what the the mind, that it's not just forgetting. And even before that it was in order. So we have almost reached the end of our head. Don't you think so? If we look at the chimps, there are not long tails there, that we can compare with the chimpanzee.

So our tail comes from a rare head shape? Don't you think so? If you shave off a dog, you shave off certain characteristics, right? Yes! Both when it comes to fur and fur and everything we have. And meat and everything else, and everything we have. And much more. So in the same way we have almost been able to get rid of it. And in the same way with all the domestication of the cow and everything, it's a white plant. It was just very, very little useful before. But now I got a new earring. Okay, we have been blessed to get hair on our heads.

This was then the lye or shawl that was used. This is a shiny ball. And do you think that we will in a thousand years see that there is no longer hair loss? That we are blessed? That we could… Easy? Yes. We have gone past the devil, you know. We have become God, so we can go into our genes and change… The fact that there is no hair loss in the family and perhaps that there is no unwanted hair growth in the body… How your hair grows and colors your hair, so can easily go in with this crisper technology. I don't think that's Chris Medina's technique.

Yes, that's where we are. Chris Medina... Technique? That's pretty nice hair. Chris Medina hasn't touched this technology. No, fantastic hair. Yes, but Christian, that's how it is. He has fantastic hair. Chris Medina technique. That's where you are. I thought it was completely random that you were between him. No, he has fantastic hair, and then it sounds like you said Chris technique.

Yes, Chris Medina, I understand. There we are. I understand. I will hang with you. It's easy to go in and just… there are some ethical guidelines and such, that you have to follow. At least in the West and in something that is irregular in the country, we have some rules to follow. But it is very easy to go in and just change it. So there we are already. Okay, yes. Shall we? But shall I agree? I had to go for it myself. I am very, very stupid in my head. I look completely stupid. I am so grateful that I have beautiful hair on my head. Why the fuck do you never lose your hair? But men do it often.

That's the only thing I wish I could think about. That's an honest answer. Okay, we are in Hat headland, we are in Hatteland, Luleland. Oh! Still. Carlottlue or Sixpence, do you know what I mean by Carlottlue? Oh, what is Carlottlue again? They are special, they are mostly boys, some girls as well, but mostly boys who spread their lures, who just lie close to the ice.

No. I am very hipster after what I did before. It was relatively widespread, it is possible that it will disappear again, but I see it now. You, sixpence, every day of the week. I am on a hunt for a vintage sixpence again now. Something a bit fat, a skin or something that I can the opening DART tournaments or series rounds. Actually only in the final, when we play the series final. That's why I use sixpence. But now I had to have a previous round. I'm in the middle of the season, but I had to have something rare. Yes, because there is a lot of rareness in Enzikspens.

It belongs to the Darten. I think it's a noble knowledge to be in Enzikspens. At least if you bought it, it's like this was your machine. Of course, it's hand-made. People who have used it, who know things, have used it. Interesting. Then we're back in time. That was the clock. Yes, sixpence.

Tiramisu or McFlurry? What is Tiramisu? It is a beautiful Italian dessert. McFlurry? It is not stupid, that Tiramisu, so you have to taste it. It is a little more, it is a little like a hint of a little like a fire in it. But it takes so long, it's better to just go and have McFlurry with it. You don't have to make it yourself. You get it in your hand.

I'm a bit like the one who walked past the McFlurry with the poster. And then it was McFlurry. I never saw it. It's so good. It's just ice with something non-stop and shit. Yes, and with a double dime and a little caramel. That's summer for me as well. Yes, I don't know, I'm not that fond of ice cream. I need to have some kind of baking in the ice cream. I like everything. Everything goes down in the throat on me. Yes, I'm actually more fond of ice cream. I wouldn't have been able to eat a McFlurry. I understand that. You in Bergen, we'll do that on Sunday.

Shall we take a McFlurry? Yes. Both with pizza. You are in? We'll do that on Brygge. Yes, totally. You take some flurries, I'll take some with the sauce. Yes. And on Brygge I'll have a little...

...grabba on the side. Then we'll meet there. Then I will come and see you and support your connection. And a little bit of a whining on me too. It's great. Both in the hole. Death by hanging or the gilio-team? Is that the ox you were put in? Yes, the ox you were put in.

Yes, the torture method where you were put in an ox and lighted in a fire below, and you just got warmer and warmer and warmer. Oh, I haven't heard of that. Where was that? I think it was down in an Arabian country. Oh, damn it. It's the worst torture method. I think I live not from the Norwegian one, where they cut all the legs off your body and

hang on a pole and spread out your lungs and your lungs were stretched out. The ear, yes. Oh my God, I almost fell into a well with claustrophobia. Yes. And you were boiled in the stomach and everything. Oh, I got a going that far. You know, hanging. You took the most classic death sentence. You got to say, very popular during the French Revolution, so both of your guillotines went... ...to throat-sucking.

Yes, not really. But a little cleaner slice? Yes, because that's where you are and then you come down like a little stoverlolt. I thought they pulled out the king and the queen on the square and half-drunk them. Maria Antoinette. I'm glad we don't live in those times, but think about the drama. Yes, think about the drama. Yes, think about the drama. Think about the drama. Now it's not a bridge, now something has happened.

And then we gather down. But I just came up with a fun concept, every time we meet Torture Edition. Wouldn't that have been fun? Yes, that the best known, the most torturist. Today Espen, I have made your... ...a wife. Your wife? Yes. I think that would have been fun.

But you, to answer your question. I have thought about it... Sorry, but you were the one who started the dance. I have thought about this with these old I don't think so. The throat-sucking and hanging itself is just a bit of work. It's just a bit of work description. They have office work and they have reports that are written, so they have to find out a little bit if they are going to die. They have to say a few things like He is a accused and convicted and condemned for rape of the Prince and the Princess Highly loved by the wife Marita and the children Per and Anders

and not to mention the colleagues The football team greets Yes, maybe that was a bit of research If I were to answer the question if I would have been hanged, hanged, it's just a nicer thing to do. That you can throw flowers at me after I have… I care about that. What do you have to say?

That you think about it before you die? No, but I feel that I have more control over my body after I died. If I got hanged, my head was on the edge, and I could start kicking foot, and I would do something with my head. Yes, it happens quickly. I had got hanged, and I felt that it was more... I felt my throat was so damn sore. Yes, it feels a bit disgusting. Yes, so damn disgusting. But I would not like to have that You have been excited that time, thinking that it will happen, if you will see it.

That feeling, or maybe many people become apathetic. I often think about that when people in situations know that they will die. Oh, damn! Sick! But if you had to choose one torture method, which you would have chosen? Which I would have ended up dying? Yes! Then I would have chosen heroin, opium overdose.

If you can call it torture, it's the opposite. Don't blame it on that. Of course, it's lovely stuff. It's not painful. But it's a long-lasting torture. We have a lot of it. We don't care, but it's because it's painful. But it's a long-lasting torture. It gets them around you. I personally would get stuck with different horses. And then you slap them on the ass and they run. In all the world you say. get the most of them around you. I personally would get tied up with a lot of different horses, and then they would slap me on the ass and run. What in the world are you saying?

Then you have to be parked like this once. And you hang behind horses and get thrown between walls? Do you think it would be nice there? No, but then it goes fast. It goes faster with other things. You don't just do the first step there. You lie for a while and get dragged. First you have to get up to speed, then you get dragged.

No, it's not that method. It's like you do in cowboy times. Throw in front of him like Mufasa or The King of the Rings. No, you get tied to four horses, one on each arm. And then you hit them in different directions. Yes! This is humor, I don't mean that. You want your head in place, because you are going to look nice, but you are going to be dragged in four directions. I'm going to go out with my trot and balloon face. Then you have the nerve to do that, if you manage to get that as the last one, Raffer.

Okay, that will be hanging. Hanging? This one is Matta Por, or the head bed, in the wing. Last night. What is it? Matta Por, he... he who died, he who took and shot at Pride, the Pride terrorist. Is that so? Pride terrorist, or one of the worst rapist criminals of recent times, Kopseck. He was the one with X-Factor and danced and raped, like a bastard.

But what is the scary name? It's not more scary than the hanging guillotine, really. I would like to… And I need an answer. I don't have to, but I would like to have it. No, I also think like this. What I think is sad is that people often use comedians as if we are having a debate. I personally would never use myself in a debate.

Because I will look at each other and make a little joke. That's very good for the fate. I don't complain. A joke, you know. No, because here I don't have any jokes, but I think I have more of an answer. You have Mata Por. He hates gays. Yes, but he think he hates homophobic people more than Christians, for example, or those who don't believe in Allah. So you are God in that way. He is not female. I would never have taken on a guy with a grill tongue. No, but then you would have to... You didn't know what his name was. It says a lot about how much I give.

I don't give people attention who have been through such things. Like ABB. Anders Bergberg Ervik. Don't make more movies of his life. How many do we have? We have books. We don't have that many movies. There are probably three on Netflix.

Yes, but about Utea, at least the deals. You have Utea, and then you have that Netflix with the best Dan-Nilsen-Li. I think July 22, they solved it well. Because he didn't portray him at all. You never saw him. But it is important to portray and make art and film and retell evil spirits as well. Yes, but now I think it works. Because I feel he does what he wants to and, and gets noticed around himself. I agree with that. It's exciting with the monsters. I have seen everything. I am going to... Oh my God. But no, that was just what I was going to say. I didn't know what he was called.

No, metaphor or head-sink. There are two devils, there is no doubt. There are two evil spirits. Kvirsling? What is Kvirsling in the mix? I don't know, Pockere? No, it might be better. He was probably... It's not Tusun. You'd rather have Kvirsling, Kvirsling or Koppsenk? Kvirsling, it's not Tusun. No, it's not Kvirs Do you prefer to have a can be very nice. But what we know about the head shape, you would like to... I would rather have something to work with than nothing.

I have seen worse people in the studio when I look at dreads than you. I don't think you could be so half-hearted. No, I don't think dreads had... Oh my God, I thought people were going to be lying with me. No, we are done with that. Dreads, absolutely. Good. Yes, right? Back to when we were out. I wrote this before we had the butt, with... We'll just go for the butt. You know what?

And then it's only the current body parts that are supposed to be lifted. You're supposed to cut a hole in the top and stick it out, and stick it out, or then just the butt. That's the easy answer, the butt out. Yes, because I've already done that. Yes, and there's nothing more answer, the butt out. Yes, because I've never had it. Yes, and there is nothing more vulnerable than the butt. I think the butt is incredibly vulnerable. That's it. Because it's so ugly, while the butt is beautiful, I think.

Yes, but it's easy for you. Yes, the butt out. That's how I get it. Yes. Then what would you have taken? No, for me it's easy. No, but a very big hole in your shirt. I don't have such a great man boobs and shit.

I could have taken the big hole in my butt. It's so small. I wouldn't have taken the big hole. It has a tiny butt. I have such a stupid little butt. But most boys have it. It's so... It's very, very small. Yes, but most boys have it! It is so... It is very, very small. Yes, but most boys have it, they always think it is a bit funny. It is a very cute, tiny butt.

Yes, but you can see it is very stupid. It would have easily been a doll for my girls. Yes. So we agree. Gas or Ukraine? Yes, that is completely impossible. What do you think is the most exciting? What do we get the most kick out of? Because the news is entertainment, this is satire, more than personal opinions. That's how it is. It is painted up as entertainment.

What is the most entertaining? What gives you the most? What do you think is exciting? I think absolutely Gaza, considering how much has been done for Ukraine, which we still should not forget about this, but how little we have done for Gaza, and considering how damn it is there. Yes, it's completely right. We're not going into politics, but it's damn… No, I don't know what you are, but if someone invites me to the debate, I will stand up with my back. Yes. How do you feel about the meeting? Do you think it's been beautiful? I'm enjoying it a lot. I hope you can go out on a cool Nils now.

I have to try to get rid of it. I can try. I like it with your hair. We can try. We'll do it. Okay. Thank you very much to you, Nora. Thank much for being here, Nora. Thank you for having me. We'll see you in Bergen, and then you'll make your debut, if you don't get a blood test, at least as well. Yes. We'll see if you'll get a good result on your test, if you'll get a very close to your goal. Yes, and maybe you'll take a sip on me? Maybe... I don't dare. I can't do that. I don't think people will understand.

At least if I don't play with you afterwards. What the hell, Henrik? Yes, if you throw me under the bus. It's been a nice chat and I enjoyed a lot of your journey. Thank you, Gury, I forgot. You forgot? Yes. It will be very good. I'm sure you will find yourself. Don't miss yourself.

No, I will not. Don't get lost and get crazy. No, no, no. I'm going to Humor and Worslo one day after I get home. Yes. Not true, not true. No, but thanks for the talk and to you who are home. Tour list, henrikflateset.no.

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