Fladseth - #213 - Adrian Høegh

Episode Date: October 25, 2024

Den store scenariomakeren og faste lytteren er innom. Vi drar gjennom potensielle nye scenarioer og koser oss. «Et scenario av A. Høegh»See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wait, we're on the line. We'll just go straight to it. Ladies and gentlemen, in the studio we have a celebrity company. We have the great scriptwriter Adrian Høeg. Wow. You're going to have a much closer look, I can tell you that you're not used to podcast format at all. You've never sat in front of a mic, have you? Never been to a podcast, never had a mic in front of my face. He is... Oh my god, he's a listening guest, I can say.

One thing I will continue with, which I really enjoy, is that the last listening guest was this economist, who was so bold and cheerful and invited himself in to teach me about economics. And you have not been less cheerful, Høg? No, I have... Last year I have had one the last year, and that is to make a podcast. And now you are sitting here, you met Tia before, for coffee, she was taken in by Felix or Håkon. Are you ready with the blocks? Here you have an old typewriter block, an elegant thing,

a little bit of a long thing. Here you have the gold. You are the man behind... There are not many, but you have the middle-aged scenario, which is almost exciting to watch, because it's been used. It's not mine, Henrik. It's not yours, no. It is. How is it... You said before you started that you were lying if I said I didn't get help with a chat GPT. Yes. Your new one now is... What can I say? Ideas, songs that fit a chat GPT that come out in a scenario form. Not true. So I could just chat the GPT here. No, I can't, you know.

Chat the GPT before you so long, and then you have to have a creative brain behind you, and you have that, of course. You are a pro, you are an engineer, you have just chat the GPT as a little piece of advice. Yes. Absolutely. Otherwise, what's going on? We met, you were watching my show on the radio last week. Last Thursday. Very nice. And then we had a little prank, and then we decided to do this.

I was at the party yesterday, and I was very angry. I fell for this thing called Lorry in Oslo. You know you are out on a tour. So I managed to get a taxi, and I order the Fudora in the taxi. So it waited almost outside when I got there. The cat ran away with the guy on the bike when you were in the taxi. Yes, it's fucking incredible. For a hedonistic pig I am.

But yes, so... I have been... I am a student. I go to the Product Design. I have now found a service called Klarna. And Volt supports Klarna. It's nice. Product Design is interesting. Yes, it's fun.

A lot of 3D printing and so on. Yes, we have 3D printers. I think it's fun to make things. With your hands, weld and stick, and hit metal. You are a craftsman. A craftsman. I have always had a dream about... I have many dreams, of course, but I understand that people can enjoy that. I see old YouTubers inventing and fix things and organize things.

Or just people who are like, oh, here's a board, what do we do? Get a piece of wood there and push it over and get it in order. There are some advantages to making things. Fixing things and designing, I think it's damn fun. Is it the last thing you made on free time? The last thing I made was a 1,5 meter long peppercorn. That's what you're saying? Yes. I'm looking for a Guinness World Record for the biggest one.

If that student in your mind has a worst one, or is it the school? Oslo Mette, Oslo Mette on Kjellar, Lillestrøm. So there are big, big places and worst. So you can make pepper corn. In the hangars on Kjellar? Yes, pepper corn. So it's fun.

Big things, big things that are fun to make. Things that shouldn't be black, but that are black. Yes, because you should just live in the gold record. Yes. And I have the lot of connections to the city. Yes. I have a cabin there, I have a lot of family there. Secondary cabin?

No, it's the primary cabin. Primary cabin, out on Oonsøy. Secondary is at the women's games. That's true. But it's nice down there. It's not fucking nice. I'll be there at the show, when it's done. It's not really nice. I'm coming to Fredrikstad with the show, damn it. It's not many weeks left.

Until November or something? Yes, something like that. I'll see. I'll go through that... I have to thank those who have come down to watch the show in Oslo. It's finished. Maybe it will never be played in Oslo again. There have been some thousands who have bought tickets in expensive times and have gone down to the Centrum Sena and Lattur. I'm very, very proud of that. Last year. It's a journey home today, Friday today. Then it's Harstad, Stockmarknes, Leknes. And then it's Moss.

November 18th. And then it's Fredrikstad on November 9th. Blue and green. It at 7 o'clock. Then there's Narver. Then there's Narver. Lillestrøm, and then there's Ole Bull, Sen i Bergen, and then there's Bølgenkulturus in Larvik, November 29th. And everything you can find on henrikfladeset.no. Damn. And then life is on the road, and then it's full of rock stars, right?

No, it never becomes that. I a Jurner type, Jovial type. But of course, it never becomes more luxurious than in Oslo. That's the best. Yes, I have this. Taxi and buying a Ford Dora in a taxi. And the pig-fishing there, that's not really me. I got get a bit lazy, I'm fed up with this job. A completely disrespectful job. I don't have any advice either, it's a pig-fishing job of course. I take it on a company. And it's good, André. We are going to have a special episode. We are going to have a little scenario workshop to get some more scenarios in the loop.

Yes, exactly. And you have a 6-7 on the block here. You are going to test on me. Then we start there. Yes. I'm very excited. Yes, right? We will start... You just take the first one you have. You can tell us a little bit about it, build it up if you want to. You can follow it yourself. Okay, okay. And then I will...

It's you, I miss sometimes being able to sit in the guest role on these scenarios and answer myself. Yes. I often avoid the guests, so it's a very good thing. Okay. Because you don't talk too little yourself. It's true, it's good money. It's a nice break, of course. It's a nice break when we have these scenarios.

Yes. Let's just go ahead. We play Basketake on the menu. Basketake on the menu. Yes, nice. Then I on the menu. Basketball on the menu. Yes, nice. Then I have the menu Bjølsenhallen in my head. It's my local menu. A very good shop. It's very good. Nice. The fresh water discs are beautiful.

Great people. Okay, I'll do that. Okay. I'm starting to buy crabs now. Because it's the season now, right? No, no, no. I'm an old crab man from my younger days. I fished my crabs. And they're so damn expensive, you know. But sometimes they understand themselves that they're too expensive,

so they put it down violently. It's still expensive, but when it's at 50% real fight fat there, it's not very stupid with... Two fat slices, filled with crab claws. Maybe the rind? No, mostly just the claws. And then mayo, salt and pepper on top of that. And then some lemon, and the shrimp. Okay. We're asking basketball on the menu. You're on the menu Bryn Center. No, damn it! The I'm so happy to see you. My opponent! How did he know I was his opponent?

Is he my angry guy? You can just guess on the corning that he's your opponent. I don't know anything about that. What a premise I've become. I'm just on a regular basis, but they're also just... Henrik Fladset, look away to the milk department. There's your opponent. I'm just wondering what the hell is going on.

Okay. You are going to fight to the death. All the goods they sell are available in this store, but nothing is regenerated. Okay, wait a minute. All goods in the store are available, but nothing is regenerated. If you break an egg, you don't get the egg back. But there are many egg packs to take. Lots of eggs.

We can't go on about the eggs. So what is your strategy? What rules do you follow? What is your arsenal and what weapons of choice? I'll take that up. Very nice. I have to evaluate from the outside. I am used to it. I understand the thing.

I start playing with it once. I can start using my mouth to get into it. But not all guests like to be used to it. How difficult is this? You know, it depends on the podcast world. Because it's about to ask the question. We have given the guest a chance, but this is a nice foundation for a scenario. I'm thinking about where I started.

Brøyhilla. We are in Brøyhilla and the opponent is in Melkila. Two soft divisions. And because I know Menyn Bryn Center, the hot disc of Ingvansland is in the middle. On the right side. This has been on the menu Breus. It's a damn big shop. Big menu. I mean it's so big, and the menu isn't known for having a lot of kitchen equipment and stuff like that in shops.

It's a lot more Coop Ops and stuff like that, who do that. But I actually think that the menu for the brie is so big that they actually had to have a kitchen because they have so much space. But then it just happens to go... I think brød... No, because if they had sold brød knives, they wouldn't have been there anyway. I want to start a quick swipe over to see if I saw a breads knife. You have a knife packed, and then you have to open it with a saw. It gets ugly. If the opponent sees that I have been given a packed knife, and is just an opening of the one below,

and has actually got a sword weapon here, then he would go to attack. And I think that he is so over the milk, he is almost worse than me. He has frozen goods, hard goods. Yes, because there is frozen goods over the milk. Yes, then he would probably just rush with a real sl what we have here, and then I will go out of sight. I will start to get away from him, because I am simply buying time and finding the right weapon. And I think he will do the same. I started to get away from him, because I was just buying myself time and finding the right weapon. And I think he does the same.

So it's not about what kind of man I meet here physically. I almost have to think about that. In the question mark you know nothing. I just have to know that he is at the milk. But you are saying that I look at him, right? Yes, you have to know how to put it. I don't see anything if it's from where I stand. No. No, exactly.

I saw that we were... No, good, good. I try to find a department with hard kitchen tools. And then you can decide if it is a department or not. A lot of sales articles and so on. And I can get that out of... I have been to a lot of stores and I understand where it is. It is not far from the boxes,, it's often close to the box. That's true. For one reason or another it is.

Often. So then I look at the box and find this department pretty quickly, because I have a shop I know. And then it's quite simply... I'm going to kill him, right? I think I'm going for a knife. And in case he has found something sharp, I take something that can work as a shield as well. And then I think maybe... A shield? A kind of shield, yes. I think of a wooden bow with a little handle, so I can hold it and use it as a handle and have the shield down over my arm.

Or is it a board? Then I'll go for two knives. I'm unsure here. I think I'll go for a kind of shield and a knife. But I'll also take and open a meat-banger hammer, which I have in my back pocket, just to... It might be okay to have a hit-and-run. Maybe it will be disgusting to stab him to death, I'm not sure. I like that, you know. No, it's also... And then it's just about moving systematically and calmly. Because I don't know who my opponent is. It could be the other shop now, right?

Yes, because it's a shock factor when you first see it, and you don't know anything. How do we know who the other one is? We're not going to find out what we've killed each other, maybe. Yes, there's one that stands out. If we are, we have to... We have to get out of what we have killed each other. We have to put on some things that make us locked in the situation. Or we just have to ask, and I will just stand there and watch. There is one frame where you have to fight. Maybe they say sell a scenario.

We wouldn't have made a scenario if it was just us and I would have gone home. That doesn't work. I'm thinking birthday party. There you have these frusers on the cakes. You have a choc granade. That's how it is. There you have a birthday hat with a bow and a long spread. Frozen hearts. You don't want that in the place where I went yesterday? You also have a birthday hat with a bow and a long spreader. From the From the From the

From the You don't want that in the place of the department I'm in? I'm standing here with... I'm so bored. I have two swords. I have two knives. Brøkkniv and meat and... ... and kockkniv. I mean just two kockkniv. I'm totally crazy. Huh? What's the closest to the milk or bread division? You have a sushi dish, which is also quite close.

And there you can just cut the Japanese guy in the head and stab him, of course. Yes, yes. The goods must be sold. The goods must be sold? It is goods that are sold. Exactly. That is your weapon. Then you can't do that. The goods must be sold. The goods must be sold? It's goods that are sold. So you can't do that? So if my opponent does that, then they will come in a judge, a secretary,

who will say, wait a minute, it's just goods that are sold, that can be used as weapons. Back to the square, back to the corner. Back to the milk section. Now we have to start over. So I am the fox, you understand, Back to the dairy section. Now we have to start over. And then eat. So I am the fox, you understand. But I have two knives.

I have used scissors to open the packaging, because they are sold in plastic packaging. So I just go with two knives until I find a guy. I think I see when a guy is looking for a weapon, not just looking for a weapon to take home with him to his family. So I think I will almost take him off guard, and I don't want to make mistakes, so I will maybe just... I will just stab him a little. Several stabs, stab him him a little. More than one. Just stab him. And then just stab him until he dies. And then look up and wait for me to be done. And then be like, tell me you're not wrong, tell me you're not wrong, person.

Congratulations. Yes! Nice. Nice. Okay. Isn't that nice? Yes, it's not the most creative thing. What's the most creative thing? That you're in a phase? I think it's fun to think about the tracks with Alene at home. It's daily stuff. Yes, it's a bit too... I can't say it's wrong.

I'm very pragmatic and solution-oriented. Realistic, right? Yes, that's it. And it's still correct. Yes, and I'm not out to make a joke again. Not at all. No, that's not what I'm doing at all. I'm going to have the best answer.

But it's clear that it will be... I can't lie to you about that. This is my answer. But it's clear that many will come to... Many will come to fumble around here, and it's fun to ask questions like, What are you going to do? First this one for us, then you take this one. It's a bit of a thrill on the floor. But you see that the opponent is going to fall around like these thieves are lying at home here. So there is a You spend your precious time laying earth around your ears.

Are you stupid? Why are you going to play with your opponent so much? You're not just going to go for it. You're going to kill or get killed. And then you're going to lay earth around your ears and make birthday music. I understand that it's a funny answer, but it's bloody serious. Yes. And yes. But it's a nice one.

I think it's good. It's good. It creates good conversation. No doubt about it. Yes. And of course it's worth the price of the shop before you enter that situation. That's exactly it. I actually think that the guest should get to choose the shop. Yes.

It's like... If I have one... Now they are often from Oslo, but not always either. Then suddenly a very nice guest should be. Brünn, but new to Brünn in Oslo. It's incredibly silly. Yes, yes. Maybe they define the shop? Because then it can start like, I know about a back road. Or I know how it can start like that. Fun with a Sunday open joker on Birklo now.

With a tiny little shop and you see it all the time. Yes, it's fun. If I think about a joker, a small joker, there is actually one wheel you have to go around. And it's almost a bit boring with these big knives, right? That's a simple answer. And we almost want to eliminate that. The guest defines the shop. The nearest shop, as we say. And then you also have to choose the nearest shop. So that it becomes... Yes, we'll go for that. Okay, shall we continue?

Nice. Genghis Khan or Kjetil Rekdal. Nice, the translation. Good. Genghis Khan or Kjetil Rekdal. Two giants, we can just say here, in every way. Mongolia's great son and hero and Norway's great son. Yes, two great... Skittles. The great sand of the world and Norway. Yes, two great......spaceships. Imagine that you get the opportunity to exchange places with any historical space ship. With your knowledge and your conditions, you will recreate their

patterns of the moment. Which person you choose to incarnate, the possible consequences, both honor and punishment, will follow you as a shield in this day and age. Yes, very good. So I will travel back in time a bit, incarnated as a historical figure. For example, when I look at the reeks, I will, with my current skills and understanding of the world, came into the moment when the guests had their biggest dream, in a way, which France in 1998, Marseille,

then got rid of the punishment. It's sad to take it, of course. Yes, it's my answer. Yes, it is. Then the referee should take the punishment. It's sad to take that question. It's my answer. But I take care of my parents well. My parents were damn good. And I'm not the referee to take punishments. But I would have been...

I would have been so unected and unprotected. If I had said that I am somehow as good at taking penalties as I am at the court. You can see a small face, a brownish face, a snout face guy who is in the VG studio now. You should remember him at the court. A top athlete! A top athlete. And a cold fish. So I think I would put the odds or the chances to get punished to maybe 10% or 20%. Then he would be like a bomb-dealer instead of... Because it can't get better than the smoke you made yourself. I would just take this instead.

I do it on purpose. Why do you do it on purpose? Let me do it. Then you reincarnate. I take this on purpose. Then you bomb and destroy one of the best moments for the Norwegian people in modern times. It's completely thrown away. You would have done that, Høg. I thought about living on it. Nice, of course, because it's a very good choice.

Very good choice. Yes, I... Let's see. I would... Oh, I think it's cool with such a hit. I have read a bit about the best Napoleon Bonaparte. And I have seen the movie, so many have the images in their heads. I regret that I saw that movie, because it was completely ridiculous. But you have this... Austerlitz or what is it? You have some kind of a whole set of rules there. And again Napoleon was an incredibly good tactician and leader, but just sitting like... Some kind of historical leader sitting in the tents with the generals, and having these bricks, right? Yes, it's cool.

On a real stone table, you move bricks that show troops and different catapults and what they had. The cannons were at that time. Maybe I... Hmm... Yes? Do you have time for education or do you get right into it? The frame has to be that you are... there is one specific moment. Yes, right. So I could choose a stroke like that. Maybe it's easier to take a modern...

Because it doesn't have to be a bragg. It doesn't have to be a bragg. It can be someone who... It's boring to say Breivik, of course. And Angre. I say Breivik and then I turn... I take the government's order, actually. And then I turn with the colouring.

Because it gets a bit messy. No, I'll take one of those who has a really bad beard, which I could have done better. I will go back in time and maybe go into... I will go into a kind of political role. I will go into... I will say Siv Jensen, I will say, in a moment. Because she was finance minister in... No, in the saturn. Was it in the middle of the 70's? Yes, it was. I mean that. I just checked quickly. Because now I have a good idea. Siv Jensen, finance minister. Let's see, she was then...

I realize this is happening, but I have to find out. She was in 2013-20. What is your choice? One day she is sitting and is going to make some important choices, and then she drives herself like the oil fund. I must have the oil fund leader, right? Yes. But the finance minister has some power. Just say to the oil fund leader, we buy a lot of bitcoins.

Yes, but that's not stupid. It's nice. We have enough money in that fund, but in addition to that... Or we buy shares, a lot of shares in these five companies. Imagine that you probably don't have to explain why. Just a big... Yes, big on me. Big on me, I know. And then you get like... I think that you...

You get... I can divide it. And then I make one of those... I can do a lot, of course, on the small time I get to sit there. I can make a small legacy there, but of course I have to go through big things, and it's not easy to sit there as sitting as a dictator, or finance minister, but I can say,

to influence the purchase of some stocks, that would go to the community. You want to get some honor out of that. Not that much goes to the community. I understand that Norway has made some living standards for ourselves, which is perverse. We have really done incredibly well, and we are pumping in the new rich as we are, money in all sectors, and we have a complete mess there, and every year, we have sprayed in old money into the budgets, and every year we don't do anything properly. So everyone gets more and more dissatisfied. Even though we have the most in the world.

Per inhabitants. So we get more... Damn dissatisfied! Everyone gets dissatisfied every year! What is happening here? And then I see Sweden, who doesn't have the old money we have, they just run the country in a different way. We have to manage our money. Or is it a historical thing? What's going on here?

Yes, it's... Okay. If there is more money in the old fund, we wouldn't have helped each other as a system. But I say that. Is it a sad answer? Yes, a little sad. Yes, I mean... Napoleon, why should I... Yes, Napoleon... I go to Napoleon, but I don't go into Russia. Okay.

So I take with me the enormous hero, that he has brought with him to Russia, and then I take the other way, I take Norway. Okay. And then the boat. Like Napoleon. Like Napoleon. In Norway.

No, I don't... Of course I will be remembered for this. No, wait, I'm not... Of course I will be remembered for this. No, wait. I'll take Napoleon. And... Because I want a hit, right? And Ruslam is just his beginning, along with Hitler. And... I think Hitler did it after... He knew very well what was going on with Napoleon in the winter cold Russia. But he had overcame his own skills and thought that he should just rush in before the winter cold hit. That didn't happen.

He came half the way home and everyone was dying on the way when it was a complete crisis. So I don't go to Russia, but I rather take a... say that it's some real f*****g... which you wouldn't call already won, down in Europe. Then I take one last blow there, and then I say, now it's done. Now we'll live in peace and harmony for the rest of the time. So I get that war with that brick on the table and... and the full package. Then I stand behind there, with my hands up, and when my hands go down, the cannon goes off.

The whole package. I didn't have time to go into detail how it was set up, in a way. What about that episode where he sits on the horse and he's going to be painted? That's where Henrik Flanset is sitting. Absolutely not. Very, very sad. Not?

That I will be painted like Napoleon. Yes. Napoleon was one of the most documented, both in paintings and in text, sometimes, from that era. Yes. So I don't think I would have managed to get my face on Napoleon. I don't think I would have been able to get my face on the poland. I don't think I would have had it either. I don't know, it's very nice, but you have to think about how to get back, how to be accepted after I've been kicked out of poland. In this world.

It's easy to just say physically how you get back. It's a game. It's a simulation, a super high-tech game. That you are, I think, but you can actually go into the influence of history. But then Napoleon actually wanted to... After I left Napoleon's The the the the the

the the the the But yes, I promise. Yes, that's great. We'll continue. It's time travel. And I can take another listener who often talks about this. He has Simon, I think, who is really into this. Hi, hi, Lars. Lars talks a lot about time travel, and as I say to him, it's difficult, because I tried it before, it didn't work very well. But it's a But the time travel... The medium is very nice, but the time travel is like... Just choose one other historical event or one other time you want to go back to, which one would it be? It's too little concrete and it becomes difficult.

So you have to concretize it as much as the medium-age scenario, and it's mega good. Here it gets a bit too big, I think. It's easy to think about your idols, who I think is cool, and what honor I would have lived to achieve something. Because I don't know if I have the knowledge to do that. But you have to make it a little easier for the guest to start to resonate. And then it has to be easy to ask the question afterwards. It is... I have a little doubt about this one actually. Okay.

But absolutely it is fine, but it can also be difficult. Work more with it? Yes, you have to work with it a little. We go on. Smart or ugly baby? Yes, nice. You have a child at half a year old. Good height, good weight.

Sleeps like a stone. Yes, it's packed. Started early to go and talk and so on. The boy turns out and is a genius. And it bangs on the door. Excuse me, there's been a misunderstanding. It turns out that you have delivered each other's babies to the hospital. The baby person in the door is holding the arms of a rabid baby.

What do you do? Right. I have just got a little genius in the house, that I love as my own son. Some people think he is my own son. I would have thought he would notice it a bit. I look at my own son and I can look at my own son and just... Is he that much alike? He is, you know. He is. You can feel it.

He is now two years and a half. I can feel that he is my son, but it wasn't necessarily like that when he was one and a half. It's nice that you are one and a half actually. It's just at that age where you start to settle down. You understand that he has double eyelids. He is funny. He has those things. And the same eyes and stuff. And then you start to like the child. I really like him. There is nothing you love more than your own son or daughter?

Son? Boy and girl. Boy and girl. So then you come... Is it the parents of the other child who comes? That's right. With your biological child in their arms. It's very funny that they are so casual in this... Hello! Look how bad I am. But yeah... It would have been an insanely good scenario, of course. And the kids are very, very bad, right? Yes.

I would have, of course... Because you can't get so disappointed. There are gok wrong with the kids. You have to control your disappointment. But I wanted to feel it, of course. Because I have zero connection to the other kids. The kids I have had, who are not my kids, I love as my own son. I would have said, ok, I've gone to the point where said that we should start now. Now we have learned and loved the kids that were our own.

We should start to change now. Trying to convince them. I said that the little boy we have here now, I won't say crazy, but he is completely out of control. Now we have put in a lot of resources to try to do the best of it. We have spent many, many hours just teaching him the simplest things. We take him to a lot of mental hospitals and everything. But if he really wants it, we can take him. Have you tried me like that?

And then just let me lie and say that he is totally unusual. You see how he runs like a leader around you. He is a good baby. It looks like he is very good when he runs. He can run well actually. It's mostly the only thing he can do. And then he starts to sing on scales and stuff. And I was like, no, that's not it. Now he's a flax.

Take him. Yes, it's a bit of a weird scenario of course. But the sad truth is... I'm also very nervous to the explanation in the scenario, the sad truth is that I want to be a little disappointed and sad, and then I want to take the ugly boy. Yes, your biological child. My biological child, yes, that's the way it is.

Yes, but the ugly boy, I've been fooling around with that a lot, of course, but it's often that the handsome boy becomes ugly, and the ugly child who gets handsome, and has so much to say, really. I don't have that, you know. An ugly child? Or is it completely useless in several ways? Does it smell bad and all, or is it...? You just understand that this is a baby fox. A baby fox, yes. I wouldn't want to have a heavy heart, of course. Yes.

And then you are actually completely inable. But I mean, if you have taken the child out of... I mean, if you have had children in your life from... If it comes out of the stomach, you also become completely inable. And I, both me and the family, say that our son is very handsome and smart and all that. But every time we say it, I also know that we are inhuman. So you have to think about, is he really ugly? Is he really objectively ugly?

Are we so led by biology to think that he is really handsome, we often think that. So in your eyes as a father, you will have a good baby. Yes, but you have seen some ugly babies. Yes. And you see that the parents are saying, well, they are saying, hey,yt, the world's most beautiful little boy here, then everyone knows that it's not true. It's a shame to get a Christmas. Of course it is.

They actually mean that this child is beautiful. But there are some sick mechanisms that take care of things. Yes, but you see this in several areas. That you are programmed to love these children so much, that one should do everything to protect them. It is from the nature's side, so we are programmed. And mother is 100% programmed in this. The body excretes its own substances, which are oxytocin and stuff, which then creates enormous love.

And then there are the big eyes and physical things, but also... The evolution that has made them as cute as the Christmas. And then, when they have grown up, they can get ugly. Then it's fine. But they shouldn't be so ugly that they won't reproduce again. That's true. Because it's also a... That's true.

I would say that the ugly is actually a deviation in nature. It's strange, Eulersen, that we should be so ugly now. Because it doesn't serve our views, which is to reproduce ourselves again. But again, the animal world doesn't have another beauty ideal. It's our human brain that's working on this beauty ideal. I don't know if the hula-boars cared about the I don't want to say human beings start, because then we were apes. And then you never saw that it has changed, because evolution must be seen in a macro perspective. You never see a species change. Anything. And we have not changed biologically for hundreds of thousands of years.

Or at least not the last 40 000 years. Not very visible. Our ancestors have been wandering around the European continent for several tens of thousands of years. But biologically we are just like we are now. That's why we don't fit in this time. Actually biologically we are not... Like they say in this vlog series. We had a Swedish guest here. We don't fit in being on smartphones and having to use the steamer all the time.

We are going to be on the same page. Where were we? We were at the point where you wanted to answer that I take my own step. I take the wrong step. Unfortunately. Good, good, good. We are going to continue. We are going to continue. The boy's hard chat. Good.

Considering that you have had a boy's hard chat up to now. Yes. A lot of grumps. A lot of grumbs, yes. Okay. Absolutely. Let's see. Yes. You are being accused of being a rapist.

Yes. You are now standing before the court and will explain your excuse. You claim that you were playing games with the boys this evening., the events that happened, the court is sceptical of all the people. The only way you can prove your innocence is to present their boys' chat. All the rumours, all the messages through the history will be exposed to the victims. What do you do? It was like that, I actually played. Yes, you are innocent.

Yes, you know what? It's nice to see it, but... I won't be answered easily. I would of course put it in the boys... The court would be obliged to look away from all the other unimportant boys talk. Of course that... All the Jewish hate and the male chauvinism... It just gets fluted.

It's funny, I haven't been raped this time, but it's revealed that we have a huge attraction towards rape. It comes from the chat. But that night it wasn't raped. Personally, I have some grumpy guys in the chat, of course, but it's... It's someone who is really immoral and racist, so it would be obvious that it's just a joke. And I wouldn't have any problem showing it in a straight showing it in a boring way, but it's true. Yes, so you asked... It was the name of the person who asked this. I'll say it right now. Is it a chat from three years ago?

Oh, it was on the 40th of April. And then the guys sit against you. Yes, you wanted to... You went out of time, then you give them a punishment. Yes, because you incriminate friends in your attempt to clean up yourself. That's right. That's worse of course. Yes, if you...

If that is... It has to be put in as a condition for the scenario. Yes. I start as a condition for each scenario. Otherwise... There is nothing that every guest can do to take the lead and get angry. No. But until you get the condition, I go for the chat straight up. I think I would have had all my friends' blessing if I did that. And if there are some rude jokes that come up in the news, it will get worse. Bad friends if they let you sit in front of them.

I think all the guys are sitting in the first row and just like, yeah, we'll do the damn chat. And then we had a victory parade outside the hospital. Then we had just walked away the boys. And then we had just synchronously bent forward, and at the same time, pulled our pants and just pulled our pants. And then the real mouth of the actor. Fuck off. Fuck off, because it's good. Well, it's...

It has to be worked with. I hear that, it has to be worked with. The guilty, innocent... Yes. You are alone in a room with a completely unknown person. You don't know who this is. You are standing above a room with a completely unknown person. You don't know who this is. You are standing above a horrible ultimatum. Take the life of the guests, no one will find out about it, or you will be perceived as the murderer in the public eye. What do you do?

Take that one more time. You are alone in a room with an unknown person. So I am alone in a room with a revealed room. And that's very cool. So you are suddenly in a room with another person, and we don't know anything about each other. Is it a voice that we hear? Yes, it is a voice that says... Hello dear participants, you are now in... Yes, we are there. Then you can see that this person is stuck in a chair.

Yes, a bit like that. Actually, the VDK is stuck in a chair. A completely powerless person. There is some kind of introduction to it. Yes, I understand. Do you know how to strangle a soul? Yes. Yes. So you get to choose to take life from the person,

and you go completely innocent, no one will know about this. Or you can ruin their lives, and all of them, the public, and you are a murderer. Oh yes. I can kill the person and no one will know about it. Or I can choose not to kill the person, but it will be labeled as a murderer. That's the rumour on the street. I could have said that I just take life, but it's easier said than done. I have so badly hurt someone, not animals or people. I'm not happy with that at all.

Not at all. So suddenly killing a person like that, you want to sit in the damn long hours. How does he look? A lady, a man? At the beginning it's just a random person. You could say that it's someone who resembles yourself. Oh, yes. In physical... And you know, it's stuck. Yes.

Why that? Because I think it might make it a bit more difficult to choose if he's not there. The point is that... Because then you actually have to take a real fighter to take the life of the future. Yes, because then it's not more... It's a fight to the death, not a revenge in a way. Yes, right. The point is that it should be a bit easy for me to just take his life. but not a with some different moves and stuff. Some stories and stuff. The kind of stuff we live in. You can say that you have... You can say that you have a rifle. You can't shoot yourself to get out of the situation.

It's a rifle, right? Or maybe you should put it on. Yes. Everything can be done with this. Yes, you can have some weapons. Yes. Ehm... No, it's maybe easy to actually...

If I could make a kind of a time-installed device, which made me just simply... that he... that he is dying indirectly. I kill him indirectly. But not so much that I have to kill him out, but that... When I take a little turn, something happens, and then he leaves, for example. I stop looking at it, and then I go out and pretend nothing has happened, and forget it. I just try to force it.

Because it's not special to go out and kill your mother.'t happened, forget it. Just try to force it. Yes. Because it's not special to be murdered. It's a kind of What am I asking for? I think I said that... I think I talked to you. Just, you... What would you do? I have a choice here. I can kill you and no one will know about it. Alternatively, I can let you live, as you want, of course. You don't have to say anything. I understand that you want it. But the consequence of that is that I come out here and get stamped as a killer. He can never be cleaned up for that. You would of course kill me back, wouldn't you?

And then we would try to... If I just crush him a little, he also understands that he wanted to be together. Yes. And if he can convince me to let him live, yes, then it will be that. Okay. I don't think he can do it. No. And then I remember that I am out here, I go out, I come out and feel the truth. But I also come to rationalize this, you never had a choice, you had to do it. That's how it was. That's how it is now. This is not in front of you that you should come up with that scenario. But when you were there, it was good that it was. That's how it is now. You didn't expect that scenario to happen.

But when you were there, that's how it is. That's my answer. Nice. Was it really right? I have such a bad sense of humor, so I'm unsure. Did you get water? Yes, I think so. I saw a series, I don't remember the name,

of innocent, condemned youths. Innocent, condemned youths? The whole public thought they were guilty. And they started to believe in themselves afterwards, because they lived the rest of their lives with this innocence. And then you thought afterwards that they were guilty. So that's something that can... And then you live the rest of your life.

You don't have to kill the person. Maybe you think so yourself. To defend that you choose to... Yes, right. It would probably... It's pretty common, I think, that you have to convince yourself that the horror meeting you've was the right one, morally correct.

So it's very possible that you got into one of those. I haven't been tested so much in social stuff, but I notice that the times I do things that aren't quite right, it depends on who is the ram, is it an institution or are there simple people? I know if I hurt or hurt simple people and people. I wouldn't have let go of the bad truth here. But this is kind of an institution as well, because it is a scenario you just have to take a stand for. I'll take Livan. The shooter was the only one we had on the block now. I don't think I'm going to make a structure that just shoots straight down.

But the question is, there's nothing special about shooting people. Are they rifles or daggers? I don't know if you can say daggers. Daggers? Damn. No, that's a horrible sight. I can't stand still either. I just have to blow off his head. Then close your eyes, so it's easier to forget. Damn, it's not easy. It's with a heavy heart that says this.

No, it won't be easy. I'll shoot him. Damn. No, he can't kill himself. He's looking at his hands. No, then he can shoot me. No, I'll shoot him again. Okay, okay. Caught in sitcoms. That's what I recognize again. You are caught in a sitcom from the 1980s. Where everyone talks in slag words and overreacts in humor.

In character you have to convince the viewers that you are a scoundrel and need help. If you get rejected by the editor, the consequences are the consequences of the change. That's a great scenario. It's funny and nice. Very funny. I am caught in a sitcom from the 80's. You were not in a Norwegiancom from the 80's?

No, we don't say Norwegian. Can't you say something about the courage in your chest? Okay. So you have something like that. And those who are too young for that... What are you too young for that? Yes, 22. 22, my God. But you know the courage in your chest. Do you take the reference?

Or is it just the courage in your chest? What is that? It's just... Sven Nordin. Nils Fokht. Arve Opsal. Arve, you are going to Arve Opsal, of course. I can't say anything about that. I am going to Arve Opsal, almost. Mot i Brøstet was Norway's first order of sit-com. Which was a huge success. It was played in the audience and the audience in the hall at the same time. And all of these actors were active in the revue genre, in addition to these three gentlemen.

One young, one old and one old man. None of them were family members. They lived as a collective. Despite the fact that the owner of the house, Karl Revere, was a very busy businessman. He had a big house in a villa, so he had a lot of money, but he still chose to take in a young leibor and a damn old leibor. Nils, as he is characterised, lived on the second floor, had a room on the same floor as Karl Revere, the owner of the house. And it was often taken in that he heard the sound of the hammer from the room to Nils. It was as if Nils had something on him,

that made him have to live there. Because I've heard people lose their rental contracts much less than what N did when he was in Stedtlistan. Karl Revere hated Nils as the plague. He couldn't get away from the plague. But they still lived together. Karl Revere hated his tenants, but they lived there. And they were together all the time.

That's a plot. That's the basis. And Nils also had a lady called Trine. This is very... This was a very surprising fun fact. Tell it to the young people. I don't know anything.

And Nils had... I liked that. Nils had a lady, Trine, played by Hilde Lyron, I don't know her, and an old legend. It was a lot of people. Sven Nordin was a theatre man. And I still know Sven Nordin. One of Norway's greatest. Nils Fokht, Karl Reurø and the legend. And then there were three great actors and actresses.

Karl Reurø also had a wife. She didn't live there. The housewives lived there, but the wife and maybe the wife of Karl Reurø didn't live there. The boss himself, the one who lives abroad. She is a goalkeeper, and she also came in and out. No, I don't have a date. The wife of Karl Leverud, a goalkeeper, didn't live there, but she came in and out. It was also like that, your mother, your neighbour, Nils, Elena, she also came in and was part of it. So he has taken in everyone except his close ones, and it is natural to have...

Can't we say that you have caught that? Yes, I changed places with one of these... Or is it that you are trying to make it it make you feel so good in the universe? Or I don't know. Okay, I won't say. I see that you're thinking sitcom. Because it's Norwegian sitcom, of course. Yes, but we'll put you in there. New leitager. Yes, I'll be a new character. So I'll get in there as a new character. So I enter as a new character.

But in reality I am actually a Gizl. But I can't deny in any way that I am. Not for the editorial or other... So I have to play more. I have to be funny. And there is a script, so I have to follow the script. I have to play. It sounds very fun. I have to enjoy... And there is a script, so I have to follow the script, I have to play it. It sounds very fun, I have to enjoy it very much. But you can go outside the script to prove that you need help. Yes, that's right.

To be saved from that gizmo situation. Yes. I would probably... I would have done this a long period, so I would have wanted to be there. And honestly, I don't know why I'm not going to be there, but I'll just buy it. I would have written help or had small papers. Because the production will cut it, people will say going to cut this. They want to see everything. Yes, and then they have to come around. The editing. The editing. The editing. They see everything, you know.

And then they will report to the big brother. Yes. I thought that a cutter would sit and watch all the small sequences all the time. Yes. This is very difficult. I think I just have to take and tear the plaster in a way. Because it's hard to see. That's how it is. Pretty early on, I have to play a couple of episodes, so I get to know the paths of rummage and get a plan. Because this will be an action.

Here it will be just in the middle of a scene. Everything is very well planned. This is a scene where I... Because I counted the other characters, Arve, Nils and Sven, and maybe Trine and Hilde Lyron, and Sivanita Andersen and her... What was her name? An old friend? I don't remember.

I want to have them on the show. They are the evil ones. Or are they also caught? They are... Wow! Yes, they are finished here. We are in a workshop. Yes, it's thoughts. I thought that these people know nothing. They know nothing?

The production crew is standing there in a suit and looking at you like a whistle. That's good. It makes it easier for me. And then... Because we have a scene where everyone is on set. Maybe I'll take the role of the waffle press. So they make a waffle-stove operation in the living room. I think everyone is involved. And in the middle of the scene, I will quickly go out of the script and with the right words, explain the situation I am in.

In front of the actors and the audience, who will quickly become my allies. Okay, just say, take... Karl, take over the butter, I need some buttery waffle pres... You! Okay, listen up! Quickly! I am a goose, I am... This is not... Imanus, I am a goose, I am taken as a goose by the editorial office here. If I get fired in any way, my family and I will be taken alive. So I just have to tear off the plastic here. Help! I want to say help, help! Help! I am trapped in this universe.

And so on. And this would have been much more well thought out. This was in the intro. So I would say it in such a world-like way. That you just had to believe me. And then look at... Dear fellow actors, dear Sivanita, Nils, Sven, it's been an honor to play with you, but this is not what I want. I am caught here, and you deserve to know the truth about Tore Ryen and the gang. Tore Ryen, the series partner. Okay. He is the goose. Tore Ryen! The goose, okay. He's the one with the goose. The two with the rooster. The two with the rooster. I am Henrik Flanseth, and I don't negotiate with terrorists. So I go.

Come and join me, if you want, the other actors. I go to the audience. So I have a kind of mob with me. I have a bunch of... If there are guards and stuff, it will break out... It will break out before we get a riot on our... On our neck.

So I just walk into the audience and... Who's watching Sitcom? It's the Svecklinger. Puslinger. It not a fight-fighter. Yes, but they are blood fans. Yes, they are blood fans. And they are fans of the actors.

First and foremost, it is often those who are on stage who get the sun to shine. They don't come, they are not Tor Ryn fans who come. They are fans of Nils Fokte, Sven Norin and the gang. And Sven is a... I think he's strong. I think I'm free to Sven, to get... I think they have to take my side. I think I get help from both the actors and the audience. So you're going to give a slap in the face to Sven and explain the situation?

No, I've taken the word. Okay. I have taken the word, I have told the audience and the actors what the situation is. And then I go out of... Because you have the house where they live, right? It's difficult, because there you don't understand anything about this. You have the house where they live, that's the conditions. Yes. You have the kitchen, the living room, the hallway, that's what you see. So you have stairs up, stairs down.

That's what you're working on. That's the rig, right? I was going to say that. So I just go out of the rig, and the audience is just a few meters away. There is an audience here too, a physical audience. Physical audience. It's live on tape. It changes, okay, I'll hang on tape. It changes. I agree.

I think you... Okay. If I hadn't been there, I would have made sure that all the actors were on set, and I would have made sure that they understood me and helped me if they would physically get me out. So that's it. A hit. You absolutely have to jump for a hit.

Yes, I have to do that. Because I couldn't reach out in other ways, because I'm sitting there, watching this with the magnifying glass. That's the problem. Yes. I'm doing some TV production myself, so I know very well how incredibly happy you are to watch things. So it wouldn't have been good. Difficult to get around. I think it's a good answer. Very good scenario, it's very nice. A happy answer. Difficult to solve, I think.

I think I'm actually in a phase here, but I'm not sure the guest can manage to get to that. No. I think that's the phase. Yes, I think so. And I think everyone should be able to see the chest. And I'm going to hope that the guest is not as young as you, and doesn't know what it is. So I have to explain again. Yes. Because I'm very happy about that.

Did you understand? Did I manage to sell it? So you're going home to see the chest now? You have to see... This is like reading the Ipsen. It's a part of Norwegian history. Whether you like it or not. I have a bad focus and when it's more than 5 names and 5 characters, I manage to do this. But I'll hang with it and come to check it out.

Good. Dictator, you're on a date with the boss. You have been confronted with the fact that you are a convicted war criminal from the dictatorial regime. You don't remember anything. And you are presented two elections. Accept your boss, get him to meet and be driven by a bus on the way, or you can take on the chance to be a dictator, I will. Yes, damn awesome. I will reform, I will change, I will become good. Yes, you will rule this damn dictatorship, they say.

Yes, and I will turn it. I will turn it into a fantastic country. And just turn it screw out completely. It's possible that the scenario will be weak. I understood that now. It's just the answer. I will of course benefit from the possibility of being a dictator. And I will become a good dictator.

I will be a well-behaved country. I will be a good... It's the best form of management, you know. A good dictator. If it works. If it works. It's the best form of control, you know. A good dictator. If it works. If it works, yes. It's really good. But don't you think this has gone crazy? If you are a dictator now. Yes, and that's what happens to most people. And I repeat, I say what Obama said so nicely.

He said that it's very... I've been sitting for almost eight years, and it has been incredibly fun, but I also notice... I notice that the power is heavier, and even though I am aware of it, I notice that it is being pulled towards something that I don't like so much. And it is very good that you can't sit for more than two periods and eight years. That was actually a change that happened, I think it was around the 50s or 40s-50s, because Theodore Roosevelt, he sat for almost three or four periods. But he was also the former American president. He was in the middle of the war. Then he died at the end of the war.

I think he was a true man, a vice president, or something. He was too young for the war. Too young for the breast. Too young for all the wars in the world. Okay. I'm a dictator now. I'll shoot and it'll be great. If I become so crazy, yes. And I'll shoot and it'll be great. If I become so crazy, yes, I'll try it. Yes.

What was the alternative? You are a doomed war-fabricated. Deceived? Fuck. Go home and work. We'll put that on Jæreby. We'll put it on ice. Okay. Living house. this is just a...

How many do we have left? No, the last one is just a thought. Fine. Because my friend and colleague Ole So has a birthday and is going to eat... Right. ... something else. You wake up and realize that every living thing in your house has been given life and demands to be treated with respect. The coffee maker insists on being called a barista and your couch is tired of you sitting so much. What would you do to handle this chaotic situation and what articles do you have to take seriously?

I notice that it's very serious. It's very in the mind. Very. Absolutely all the elements. Everything in the house is alive. I would then talk to the beds, maybe. First, there are the worst things. All the worst things happen. The bed and the toilet, maybe. You're just talking about the toilet. If it's a toilet, I would also think that it's prepared for a little pig.

It's the job. The job. It's what it is. So the toilet shouldn't be so human. It's not like, no, I don't want any shit or shit on me. I have to say it like that. Honestly, you are a floor. And then you are quiet when we have guests and so on. The bed.

Yes, I would like to know a little bit about what you do with sexual things. I have been to the museum where he has an eye. He has an eye on the bedside table. Yes, eye, like... He has an eye up on the bedside table. That's what I think. That the eye is on the bedside table. Yes, yes. Or the eye is down on the frame, so that it just looks into the closet. But it knows what's going on.

It hears. It hears. It's a bed, but I would like to put my eyes on the bedside table. It requires respect. I would rather have a worse than a rolling. You either get called a rolling or a rinking. Rinking is... The fingers of the ladies are very personal. And I think it's difficult to get there if you have a bed that looks like that. So I would take that and talk to the ladies in the bed. It's hard to answer. I think we should work on it now.

I think we should record some nice ones. I liked the game of death in the store. And Sitcom. Especially good. I think they are ready to go. They had it digitally. Should I try them? Yes, good. I think they are ready to go. You have to have it digital. Should I try that? Yes, good. You first. Good.

Tested on who will be the next guest on Wednesday. We will play with Ole Vål. Do you know him? Ole Vål, he is a sports club dude. He works in VGTV and is a bit more here and there, but he is a YouTuber and stuff. Nice guy. He is in the sports club now, or something like that. I'm not sure. He has been a different YouTuber and then he became a... I don't know. He comes, takes a test-replacement on him.

And then it will be a bit different. It's very good. It was useful and nice. Enjoy. So good. Good. It's good that you got to take part in the tour. The great Adrian Høg. Thank you. It's great. I'm really pleased with that. And to you at home, we'll talk next week with a new piss break and at least one of the scenarios we've been through. Maybe we should sit down with him. We'll explain it in a new way. He's used to sitting behind the scenes now, he knows this from... Exactly.

See you later, bye! The Modern Media Why is there no one who's allowed? Get the Motor Gal-tour with The Grand Tour, One for the Road, also included with Prime. So for the last time... No matter what you like, Prime has it. Prime subscription is required, 79 kroner per month.