Fladseth - #215 - Petter Katastrofe
Episode Date: November 8, 2024Meget god prat med Petter, Fredrikstads nye pizzakonge og kjernekarSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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You have something in you, rage. Never let it go. It will carry you to greatness. It's the simplest film I've ever been able to do an ad for.
I do this myself, because I look forward to this film as a young person.
It comes straight from the heart.
If you talk about the joy of two... Yes, of course.
I would have done it anyway. It's so amazing.
The premiere is on Cino.
Go and watch this movie from 15th of November.
I will do it.
It's a gladiator.
Gladiator is one of my absolute favorite movies.
It has followed me all my life.
It has also become a cult movie that has deep roots in popular culture, in the modern day.
I have a little series called F***ing Splat Set, where we also use Gladiator as a reference.
We have a little homage to Gladiator.
My character works on the plantation, I'm in a rough time, and walk through the
plantation's plants, and on the way through there I pull the hand through a sieve, a close-up
of the hand that is pulled through a sieve, and that is 100% from Gladiator. The film
has followed me all my life, and I have seen it several times.
It is the only one. And I thought maybe I should make a tour of it. How will it be?
It seems very cool. I read a lot of early reports and I have seen different teasers and trailers
and I think it looks very, very cool.
Then you get Denzel Washington in there too,
which I don't quite like.
You can watch it on Cine from November 15th.
At least I should. Real war! And then it was a catastrophe. Many people know him. Where did that catastrophe name come from?
Old hip-hop name. You have Fredrikstad.
Yes, I understand.
He was the time I was rapping and running around and jumping around and thought I was going to be like 50 Cent.
Then it was a name like that in Fredrikstad. It was U-boat and Skrangelabein and Skanda and Propheto. It was so hot.
And then it was a catastrophe for me.
We are the same age.
We are 89.
We have heard about 50 Cent and drive there.
I have found some old pictures that the guy found for me.
I think the biggest one I had in my pocket is 52.
Which I had to fold together to get the belt back.
So I had bandanas, straps and caps.
When you get scared got three headbands.
Damn. It can be too much of a good thing.
It was always too much of a good thing.
It was completely... We were more of a sissy thing, right?
I didn't really get into it properly with how we were.
No.
At that time, right?
I think no one has done that. No.
I got into it properly. I think no one has done that, but it was fun.
I wasn't the worst, but when I wore wide pants, wide jeans, a band,
and a linen bag, and heard 50 Cent and...
Yes!
I wasn't that familiar with it, but I was part of that gang. We had the skate gang and the hip-hop gang, and then the others, with Lineberg and Bonn, we weren't friends with them.
No, we weren't.
Rebellious.
We made... when we could make a movie or have a project going on at school. We made gangster movies.
We have a completely Dari gangster movie, which is called Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow.
It's a totally crazy movie. We put in a yellow hammer, and had replicas of weapons.
It was Gang Wars, drive-by shooting, but it was like a back-up, so everything was in very sus-like conditions.
I played a French corrupt policeman, who was right out of the review,
I was reviewing for a while, and we were talking a little,
and then there was the main character, who was played by a friend, Christian, the whole movie starts with him,
the movie, he's inside the cell,
the prison guard takes him,
he's like, shaking his hands,
on his legs and arms,
like Hannibal Lecter.
And they do that because he's going to be released from prison.
Hahaha! Crazy! That's a lot of fun. And they do that because Hatt will be released from prison.
Crazy! It's a crazy movie!
You are so at high risk!
And we will take off all the settings, because then it will be too much.
Break-ass!
It's completely legendary!
Crazy movie!
It's really nice that you could take the tour inside.
Very nice.
For a little chat.
Nice.
We meet here and there and have a really nice time.
Yes, without a doubt.
We are in the industry, as they say.
We had a lot of bad things about the premiere of the show.
That season I was in.
Yes, that's right.
I almost lost my mind.
But it was fun.
Yes, it was fun.
We were drinking alcohol and stuff.
Yes, a lot of alcohol.
And I had to do a faceplant outside.
Outside the window.
Yes, and I had to be completely home in bed, by Kristineser Odin.
So I had to follow me home and go to the ladies and say,
here you go, take this off.
I had a sore in all over my face.
But it was so good.
It should be so good.
Yes, but it was a really nice evening.
I don't remember which connections it was, but I remember...
I think it was two times that you had come home to me after Heavy Dart.
Yes, at least once. Maybe two.
I think so.
I mean, because I think we did it once when I lived in Gamlebyn, in that room.
You, me and Emil, the guitarist in my band.
But I think I did it once on Løkka, because I hung up the darts board there.
It's quite possible.
I think so.
It's quite possible.
And then it gets late.
And that's one thing you can do, do some shit, is it?
Yes, it's fun.
Because it's like...
I'm better than I drink a little.
Yes, but when it's a little shit. When it's pretty good, we are on a certain level, both of us.
You won't hit the ball on the command.
No.
But you don't hit the wall either.
No.
You hold yourself in.
Yes, yes. It's beautiful. DART is fun.
I play in the DART league with some friends. So we have a series today. I am in one vest in both doubles and singles.
Now I am on the clock to the last place. I have completely lost myself. And what happens when it starts like that, you lose yourself a little and you fall completely.
It's like a football player or another junior student. You have to have, you have to be.
It's in your head.
Yes, but it does.
Damn, I'm driving.
I often do it right in the beginning. We play Mickey Mouse. It's a bit extensive.
It's damn fun.
It's damn fun. For those who don't know, it's an extensive game in Darta.
And then it goes right in the beginning for what I'm supposed to do. And then towards the end, some nerves kick in.
It's already 3.5 minutes that you're not allowed to do.
Yes, it's going to start to bump, stand and scream, and it's going to hit 14, it can't hit 14.
In 5 rounds. And then... It stops at this point.
Yes.
But it's okay.
But do you play at LY? No, you play at home with people.
We play at home with people. But tonight it's at LY actually.
Yes, nice. Maybe I'll have fun watching the hipers.
Yes, you need to.
We have to... I met you on a new yoga tour.
Yes.
I was on Voj, a chocolate subscriber.
And then we stopped and said hi, and you have woken a crazy laser subscriber. Yes. And then we stopped to say hello and you have removed the belt and filled the back.
Yes.
And then I thought, good job, I didn't think much more, and then I sent a message,
and you are 71 degrees north.
Yes, that's right.
I am in the six pieces myself.
Yes.
And you are now, you know?
Yes, yes.
One month to one.
One month to one?
Yes.
Does it feel good?
Yes, it feels completely nice. Yes, yes. And it was on time. How bad was it in feel good? It feels great.
It was about time.
How bad was the start?
The whole crisis.
The complete crisis.
And I am a bit like that.
It is always a bit like that now.
When I do things.
That's how I am.
I had decided that from this start,
I should not drink.
And then you are in on it. And then I should try to open the seven and everything,
and all the advantages you get from not drinking.
I wish you would sit and suddenly be told not to drink. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I sat at home and looked at the clock. 23.59, I'm counting one more page.
I blurted out the last page.
I met there the day after 9.30.
Now I'm drinking osprey!
What kind of page was that? Was it something dark?
Fruit party. Fruit party?
Yes, it's not good.
You should have found something!
That was what I had.
The last day!
Yes, but that was what I had.
And then, on the truss, I was going to have one more side. Then Fredrikstad came out. Damn.
And the last... You're not a snob, are you?
The last day, like, what's the last meal?
No, I just take a kiss and fish cream. That's it.
Captain's belt.
What do you want? Last meal before you go death row?
No, what do you have to freeze? No, but that was what I had, St had in mind, and I had decided that it was not the last one.
I was just gulping down on that big fat thing.
You were?
Yes, it was cool.
But it has been going well.
I haven't touched a drop of alcohol since it started.
Totally insane.
I notice that, I know that.
You notice more and more after the years go by, that it's damn fun to drink.
But when I train myself and have been on a full day on Saturday, the sleep is night to Sunday, the whole day. And then maybe you sleep badly the next night as well, right?
And then it affects so damn much.
You notice that when you train as well, how much I have to say.
And it was this one I found out that I thought was nice.
With that, I know, or I can go to that one,
until I wake up and want to go to Kebab or whatever.
But then I manage to stay away.
Than waking up on Sunday, a little bit behind, really want to repair.
But no, fuck, take a walk in Stenfor.
It's a lot easier to motivate yourself for that if you don't have enough teeth.
Yes, but I have lost many good men and women, so to speak, mostly men, to punishment and training and all kinds of shit.
Yes.
And you always think you get out of it again.
I didn't.
No, you didn't.
No.
You didn't.
And that is the thing.
Steyzman did this last year.
He did it.
It's his image, especially his.
But also yours.
It's the rump and the ass.
And then you will be.
And then you are strong.
No, I will not be the drama king.
I will not be there.
But do you get to hear that he is a bit sell out?
No, I think at least that...
What I feel is that people see...
Now I will not talk about either of us,
but he has drunk a bit, but I can talk about myself.
It seems like people are happy.
Because it has been a pretty hard lifestyle for some years with this role, and you have lived a bit like that.
So I notice it when I announced the guest, it was 16 weeks. So damn good!
I have relaxed, so in life. Now I became happy. So good. So it seems like I've relaxed. So in-level. Now I'm happy.
So good. So it seems like people were happy.
But it's the closest. Isn't it the fans?
Yes, it has come. DMs on Instagram.
The closest to them.
Yes, but there have been messages there too. I think this will be good for you.
Okay, I'm fine. So it's a bit like that.
I've noticed that we liked the band at the beginning, but now it just starts to get sad up here.
Yes, because...
He was so good at singing now.
He can't do it.
It seems that people are satisfied with it.
But then it becomes like this. I will not run the strava.
But if I had done something when this was done, and maintained it a bit, I would have thought it would have been nice.
Because with me, it would have been cool if I had gotten to the point where I could combine things.
Because when I drink, I drink. I'm on fill-up for three weeks.
And now I'm training. Then it's only training. But both of them get damn boring.
I noticed I should also try. I've had had one White Moon that only lasted for three weeks.
It went so bad in my career and in my life. Everything was shit.
Now I have to take over. White Moon. Get things in place.
And then it's fucking loosing for three weeks.
So then I'm like...
I celebrate every time.
It's fun to drink, right? No more?
We are a bit different. I'm not necessarily everything or nothing type.
I'm more like... I like to implement things, and I can learn to think that a couple of setbacks are good,
and not bury them completely because of that.
That's how it is.
And slowly but surely you get things in your life that are useful and good,
and then it gets good on the go.
So it has been like that with both diet and training and alcohol.
Just, you know.
It calms down, it just gets better, but it takes a few years maybe.
So I notice some changes in my... I mean I can, but young people can't.
And it's that you have to choose your parties a bit.
Because you want to live a bit.
Without will. I would like to live a bit too.
Isn't it nice to have a knack for 80, 90, maybe 100 years? That won't be me. Why won't it nice to have a nickname for 80, 90, maybe 100 years?
I won't be that.
Why won't you be that?
Maybe now. If you had taken blood tests and auto-tests on me right now,
you might have seen that there is hope here to become old.
But it wasn't before I started with you.
No, if you live like a dastardly person, biologically speaking, you are 100% real.
Yes, I have checked that. If you live like a That's how it is. And Jon Almos, for example, who is not a ruse, he is a healthy and healthy guy.
50 years old, maybe looks younger, because he is actually younger. That's how it is.
And there is no doubt about it. And then, but should you enjoy it, that's the balance, you know.
Same as you, I will tell you something. I am selling my car. An old Mercedes from 2012. It is still on auction if anyone wants to look at it.
It is a bit fun. I will just put it on auction and see how it goes.
What are your biggest surprises?
I put it on 90 000. I don't know what's going on. It's hard to say.
But I'm trying to drive a new car, and I'm going to buy a new car and stuff. And yesterday
a contact with me took place, through the action, and called himself Bjerke. Just Bjerke. Remember that, because this is very central in this story.
Bjerke contacted me and asked if I could get his number.
I said yes, here is your number.
Then he called me.
Yes, it's Bjerke.
And then he asked if I was calling from a company
that was called Bjerke.
And I said no, it's Bjerke.
And he has an accent, he's not 100% Norwegian.
We can do something about that, but note that.
He's a bit fun in a combo. Bjerke, yes, Bjerke.
And then we talk and he asked about the car.
There is a bit of a young scream in the background and a bit different.
I thought that was a bit like, okay, he seems a bit good, but a family man.
Maybe that's... Well, he is legit.
He has a lot of things to do, but okay, come and look at the car if you want.
But you still have to go through the actions.
I can't do it on the site.
So he says, send me the address, I come, I'm a bit sceptical, I just have to get him in danger a bit, so we'll see.
So I'm getting, he comes again, the car seller, inside a car I'm going to try, and I'm going to meet him, the guy the guy after he sends me the address.
And he calls me and says he's on his way to a white Audi in the garage.
You can just come and see him if you want.
So I drive the new car into the garage, park it, go out of the car and then he's standing there.
Then he's stands there.
Then he stands there, takes me by the hand and says, Bjerke.
Bjerke, yes, hi Bjerke. Bjerke, yes Bjerke.
I think it's so funny.
And I am… He doesn't notice me, I am a misdemeanor. I am such a good actor, that I am working to take this seriously.
But I follow him anyway, on all levels. And he takes a look at the car, he walks around, and he says, yes, yes, yes, yes. And then he comes to the door by the seat, the front seat.
And then he's on his way in, and he says, yes, I'll take a drive and test it a bit.
And I said, I'll actually make dinner for the lady, and we are going to eat dinner, like family. So I was like, I don't know if I have time for that now.
I can just drive it, I can drive it and deliver it later and stuff.
So I'm in that process, on the way they give me a ticket and then I'm like, now I'm going to drive.
So I'm like, ok, I look at the ticket and there is't say, like Ronaldinho, Bjerke.
There is a whole other name.
Yes, there is no Bjerke there.
If someone is going to win you, this is it.
If you don't look at this, you don't look at shit.
So I say, stop here now.
I need more insurance than this card.
And then I started with the minimum or the pocketbook.
And then I started, oh, damn, it's okay.
Then I had to take out all my cash.
So I had to take out all my cash.
I had a lot of cash in my pockets.
I took out about 15,000, 100,000.
But then it started to rattle, and then it started to buzz, and I started to think I'm real.
Now I'm getting disappointed.
I'm getting disappointed, and I don't care what this is.
And I almost start to get a hint of it.
And then I say, hey buddy, your name doesn't say it, so you're on the front page of the newspaper.
I have to have my insurance. And then, it was like a miracle that I name on the car, so you just put it on the driver's license. I need my insurance.
And then, I didn't like that I pointed it out.
So I just knock on the door and say, sorry buddy, you're never going to drive this car.
And then I start to get irritated.
I don't want this.
Now you just have to put down a request if you want, but otherwise you don't do it.
I can't handle this.
And then it's on.
And then racism is being pulled. That's what's it starts. And racism is being pulled away.
That's what's happening. Racism is being pulled away. And it's like, damn, what do you mean?
And I'm not going to go. He talks so much about the racism thing.
And that he is just a regular…
Is he a regular?
Yes, very. It's like being in a show.
I just think, oh, the food was so good.
When something like that happens, I'm like, yes, I have to talk about it.
I know this is nice.
The only thing that fits is if you have a knife or something.
I can just cut right down.
So I stay close to him.
He had gone to Bjølsenskole, so this is a scandal and behavior towards him.
You have to understand one thing, at Bjølsenskolen.
You can call each other by surname, or by surname, but introducing yourself as a Berk?
Who the hell does that?
Nobody does that!
So that's where it should be.
And then there's standing there completely alone. And I don't say anything about him not speaking fluent Norwegian.
I don't say anything about him looking like he's from somewhere in the Middle East.
It's a similar thing.
He used to steal cars from me.
Willi Pedersen or something.
He lived in Mottsfeldskatte in Greenland.
He wasn't from the Middle East.
He didn't come from the Middleland. He wasn't from Midtøsen, he stole a car anyway.
So he...
We were back and forth, and he said...
You know what he says?
Okay, listen up!
I have married and taken my wife's name, who is Bjerke,
and now I'm starting to use it.
Insane!
And you're like, what are you saying?
It's still as insane as when you introduce yourself as Bjerke!
Because your wife shows me an incredibly shady ID-card, where it says,
Daniela Bjerke.
What are you talking about? You have married Daniela Bjerke.
And now you have taken her name. And you are going to use it for everything?
How can it not be suspicious?
Insane and cheeky. And it's so insane. And then he continues with the racism thing, and he wants sympathy and stuff.
You just have to go. Now you go. I don't care. You are racist after that? Then I am.
Same thing, I don't want to talk about it.
And he walks out towards the garage door, and he screams, he shouts, and he is tired, and he is angry at the same time.
And he is hurt.
And then I check that he comes out completely, and that the saw it. And then I checked that he was coming out,
and that the door was closing,
and then I started standing alone in the parking lot,
and I started laughing my ass off.
I started laughing my ass off.
It was so...
Maybe because I was almost scared
that he would start using violence in some way.
I think it was the bank, without the weapon.
It wasn't that strong.
And I'm full of creativity and had the boolean pants on.
You went up with gasping, did you?
And then I called a friend just to tell him, to talk to someone.
And then he calls me up and says, I have to take him and call him up here.
And then he sits in the car and then he continues on his rant.
I don't care if you went to Bjønnsund school and think I'm racist.
I call the action now and complain about it.
And then he also sends me messages like this, if no other city,
if you don't get what you want, I'll pay you 70,000.
I don't understand what he wanted here.
If he had driven and taken my car, I wouldn't have anything to take him on if he had a false identity.
But anyway, the action, NO had heard about him before, so he's driving and doing it.
And is reported in as a strange guy.
So, help me out, Petter, what did he do?
It can happen. There is a chance that everything he said is true.
Yes, it is. But it is a bit of a lie.
But you can, you have to look in the mirror and think about how you are acting.
Yes, I totally agree.
It can happen that he is married but he deals with Bjerk
A lot of possibilities
And that he is proud, that he is happy
and I know a lot of
foreign names
that we don't use
because you lose advantages
and you lose jobs
you don't get a salesman or phone salesman
it's a well known thing
and it's really stupid that it should be like that.
So I understand that too.
Absolutely.
But the insurance for your part, and only for Bjerkes, there is something else.
It's special.
I never had time.
And it's really weird when you ask for your insurance, but you have to empty it first.
You have to be the one to empty it first.
He says, he screams at me, going to blame me for being a thief!
And I said, now I asked for a little more than your ticket, because I didn't get your ticket.
And I was going to give you a pocket money, and you were going to take out each of your seats.
So you did that back, didn't you?
I threatened him, logically and verbally. He didn't have a snitch, he thought so.
Help me out here, listeners who may have been away at the same time. I haven't been scammed so much,
or been fooled so much, so I don't know all these methods that are out now.
It sounds like one of them.
I heard absolutely...
He wanted to open up something here.
How humbug is this?
Either he is a rambling crazy, or he had a true story things. That's the real thing, I'm really stupid.
Why didn't he have a regular name?
Two names, I know the first one, I know the second one.
I would have done that.
I would have started there, I agree with that.
But if I were M20, I would have had, as I suspected he had,
fake baby tears in the background.
Don't you agree? He had that.
Yes.
When I talked about him. He had fake baby tears in the background, or real baby tears. Baby Okay
I'm a big bar
Grot
Elrida, I can't
I can't walk for a step with barn
For a family for a
Smart
They are very smart
So
I don't know.
Nor do you hurt
Barna
They are not I some moment You met Nicky to a small team at I don't know. But when you heard the child's voice, it wasn't the same moment where you didn't meet the guy
half an hour later?
No, it was early in the day.
Okay, I understand.
Yes.
Because he would have been sick if you had talked to him.
I started wondering if you had talked to him on your way.
No.
And then you had heard the child crying in the car.
No.
And suddenly there were no kids there.
It was not a coincidence.
It was early in the day and then he asked for the address and I didn't send the address.
And while I was talking to him who was going to give me the new car, I got a message, what's the address?
And I just answered, it's about half past seven, and that's fine.
So it was just a message.
Yes, I understand.
So that was the story.
I'm glad you did.
And I think the story would not have been as good if he hadn't been called Bjerke.
But it was very nice.
It was nice?
Yes.
And it's a bit mysterious, because what the hell is going on?
I would almost like to know if Bjerke or the vice president who calls himself Bjerke,
would you like to help him a bit?
Yes, we have some tips for you.
We have some tips.
Because in no way, he was very broken, he spoke good Norwegian.
You can tell he's not 100% there.
Yes.
And he seemed relatively street smart, or outgoing in a way.
So why did he go for his mountain riding?
Maybe he just didn't want he was 100% honest. Maybe I am racist.
No, that's...
And then the street kid seemed to be a bit... No, I'm not going through the story here.
No, because he didn't have a backup plan on the ticket.
No. He, on the ticket, he thought, I told him, he said, you see on me that I'm the picture of me, why didn't you understand that?
It's not damn clear to you, should I stand like a door guard? That would have been an even more suspicious, or low- gentle attitude. Yes. Okay, that was that.
Have you ever sold a car?
Yes, I have.
You are crazy about cars. Are you an old drifter?
No, I'm not. But I've always liked cars.
There is a lot of stupid money.
I think it's very fun.
Frederikstad is my second home, did you know that?
No, I didn't know that.
You've rented Frederikstad for many years.
Yes, I think so. Where did you rent it? I think you's my second home, did you know? No, I didn't know. I've rented Fredrikstad for many years. Yes, I think so too. A lot of family in Fredrikstad.
Where in Fredrikstad have you rented it?
I think you've actually mentioned it.
Onsø, Stensvik.
Where am I from?
Foten.
Yes, I'm from Onsø.
Are you?
Yes.
I'm down there.
No, from Edgarasjen in Lange Flattebal.
500 meters from there.
Yes, there it is.
Yes.
I grew up there.
Yes, that's good.
Skårarsletta.
Represent.
And this is actually fun, because when this is released, it's on Friday, and on Saturday...
My name is Fredrik, so I'm here.
Yes, so nice.
And you are a pizza man, and I'm going to take out your pizza hat.
I'll look forward to it, I'll get it now.
No, but you are a good cook.
I know you are a good cook, but I'm not going to look forward to it.
But yes, the. That's nice.
But yes, the pizza shop was nice.
Yes, and what was the name again?
Smeltet.
Smeltet, yes.
Yes.
Damn, I said it right. It's healthy.
Yes, that was fun.
And then it came quite spontaneously.
Because they have a...
The guy who started it has a guy who is fucking good.
Yes.
Which I was going to help to advertise a little.
Because I am a foodie myself.
When it comes to a couple of things I never want to deal with,
it is a burger, with a lot of meat in it.
Pizza buns, good brioche bread from the shop, it is a lot.
So how does a pizza turn out to be damn good?
This is fermented and on a cold rack, blah blah blah, in 72 hours.
It's absolutely good. And then I noticed, what I liked so much, he's damn good.
The guy who made this dough.
Back in the pan?
No, he's a chef. who has made this dough. Baking in the fire?
No, he's a chef.
A complete machine.
And I got a question first.
If I wanted to advertise this dough.
And she runs around to advertise for a pizza dough.
That's not happening right now.
Come to Oslo, there are some offices in Nydalen.
Come in there with the pizza dough And Karl, did you bring pizza?
Yes, I brought pizza, and potatoes and everything.
Taste this.
It was fantastic.
I ate very well, but didn't get uncomfortable pizza-well.
Because of the fermentation.
I can't say much about it.
But a damn good pizza shop.
And then it's just the result of us sitting in a car, both with letters.
And we were going to look at a sauce, or a producer for our tomato sauce.
Both with letters, like in ADHD letters?
Yes, my best friend pointed out that it's pretty crazy what you get out of a car trip with two letters.
It's so good that everyone who has letters is supposed to put on a disclaimer.
Two with letters.
That's what I'm actually saying.
Because then the scraper goes and the idea goes.
And then it's not always completely in the control of your heart, if it's not here.
And then we were going out to Nøysån to see if they were going to produce tomato sauce for us.
In that car tour he says that there's a new food store in Freistad.
He said that he wanted to create a restaurant there.
Like a food court?
Yes, like a food court.
Food court, right?
Yes, and he said that he wanted to create a restaurant there.
So we discussed it and said, yeah, cool.
The next day I got a message from the lawyer.
Congratulations, you have a restaurant owner.
And he guessed.
Okay, so it wasn't a joke.
Yeah.
No, I'll open it in a half a month.
Yeah, yeah.
So we went there.
Then it became a restaurant.
But it was so much fun and it was damn good feedback.
Because it's a very, very, very good pizza.
And I'm sitting here saying that because I'm not the one who made it.
It's not a joke.
It's completely within it.
And I have to... You gave me a little insight. Because I'm sitting here saying that, because I'm not the one who made it. It's not a private property. It's completely within that.
You gave me a little insight, because I started here now with that, can a pizza...
I understand that a pizza of yours can be enormously much better if it is made with love.
Yes.
Then you understand that.
And then the question is how can you transfer that to, if not industrially, to get a quantum on it.
Yes.
And that's where the solution has to be.
And when it lifts and ferments overnight, it rolls.
It's a big bakery, so it rolls and goes.
And then those who are sold at the co-op now,
when that fermentation is done, the money is directly on the freezer.
So they get to buy the freezer in a good amount at the store.
I think primarily in Østfoldt, but it starts to come a little in Oslo too.
So there is a disturbance in the pizza-bound operation, where the secret lies.
Of course, it should lie a little in the sauce too.
Yes, the sauce is very good.
I have to say that I'm not really a big pizza man, to be honest.
I think I like pizza.
And if I'm at a good pizza restaurant, because it's right outside the oven, I like it.
Take away, it gets soggy.
Yes, I don't have that idea either.
So that's why if I take away, I go for pepper.
Because it should be a little soggy. And honestly, I think this pizza is pepper.
It's like the Jarlsberg. They have one of those.
What is that little Little pepper thing?
I'm not a big fan of that.
I think it's a heavy one. I like it.
Yes, the heavy one is good. But I'll give you some fire tips here and now.
When you're going to try the pizza.
It's only a takeaway.
Yes, but if you want to try it and you get in on the fire when you're in Vreistad,
I'll tell you something. But 99% sure you haven't had on your pizzas before.
We have our own pizza with ox's trotter ragu.
Oh, damn.
It's pretty sick.
I have been to some fine-tasting places around the world before.
Ox's trotter ragu is of course quite huge.
We have a pizza with that.
Some small slices of ragu on top.
Yes, it's pretty alright.
What do you think the menu is? Bit for Bern?
No, we have a red-hot pizza. Both FFK and Stjern.
Which we do a rabat on every matchday when we play.
Then we will bring in a few desserts. There will be cannoli and some stuff.
I learned what it was for a quarter ago. I learned it this summer actually.
My brother was a big fan of canola, so we went to Malta to have canola all the time.
It's just a crumb cake with some cream in it.
Yes.
Not a fan.
No, I haven't tasted it yet.
But we will have that.
And we have got a trendy pizza in Italy and UK now,
a pocketbook pizza. You get it served like a kebab.
You make it a little smaller, spread it out, then you get it in a paper, here you go,
and then you eat it instead of slicing it up.
With a little more filling?
Yes.
Like a Hold It, do you remember Hold It?
Yes, yes, I remember that.
It's probably a shot if I had to compare it to that, but it's a bit like Hold It. Hold It? Yes, yes. I remember that. I think it's probably Skutt if I had to compare it.
It's a bit like Hold It.
Hold It?
I remember that.
I worked at UNO Norway Cup.
I'm from the national team.
I worked in the food.
Everyone ate.
It was Hold It.
We ate Hold It all day long.
At that time.
The whole kingdom of Hold It.
It reminds me of the land.
Yes, yes.
Very land things to do.
Holidit Holidit all day long.
I didn't know anything better.
I can guarantee that a Lombok pizza
has to be reserved.
The question is, what did I think that time?
A child's street?
It's uncertain.
Yes, it's true.
But don't hesitate to try.
What year was it anyway?
The pizza was there.
Pizza. Maybe not everyone thinks it's so exciting.
I think it's very exciting. I could talk about it for a long time.
But pizza...
You have the bottom, and then you have the pizza sauce.
It's like the base of a pizza.
And then you have to go over it.
But when you have the bottom, when you have the sauce,
then it's kind of...
To go over it, you have to put it together, but that depends on which producers you get the raw material from.
But the sause, what is the process behind a good sause?
I have to admit that I'm not entirely sure.
No, it's just boiled potatoes?
Yes, but you can see the picture, there is oxalic acid.
Oh, damn, I can see it. It's done so well.
Yes.
It's done nice. I have no problem with recommending that, in my opinion, it's one of the best pizzas I've ever tasted.
You know what? This bastard here, which I'm looking at now, Oxalorog pizza, I'm looking forward to Saturday.
I'm going to have this one. I'm going to have this after the show. Now you're closing on Saturday.
Yes.
It's open longer.
I'll find out later.
I'm going to have pizza right after the show.
Because that one and Diawollah, that one and Diawollah are the ones that go the most.
Yes, that's great. Congratulations with this.
Thank you very much.
I didn't think I would get into the restaurant business. I didn't think so.
But I think it's really fun.
I have a dream about myself.
It's really fun. I have a dream about it. It's really weird.
First I thought that I would get to the investor side,
and then I would be done.
Then I said I didn't have anything else to do.
Then we went down before the opening.
There were still lifts and papes and shit.
But then I realized that I was in charge of that little thing.
And then I noticed that pride.
I'm going to open a restaurant.
That was something I thought was a damn blast to be in and open a restaurant.
I thought it was really fun.
I have a dream about myself. I'm not going to lie too much, but I'm very fond of ramen.
Yes, that's good.
I'm very fond of ramen.
What's your favorite in Oslo?
Heri Miner. I agree. It love ramen. What's your favorite in Oslo? Shrimp noodles.
Very good.
And very good.
Shrimp noodles. Beautiful.
Spicy miso ramen.
Fantastic.
Extra egg.
I had a summer when I was
so... I'm such a fan of ramen.
I love noodles.
I'm a noodle lover. I'm a total king.
So just...
And me and Lars Berrum, we were a lot...
We had this thing with...
We were a lot on ramen, on the ramen.
And we had this thing, we didn't call ramen...
We just called it extra egg, extra noodles.
Because that was the fixed order.
Spicy miso, extra egg, two extra noodles. Because that was the fixed order. Spicy miso, extra egg, extra noodles.
I usually go to the gym after training.
Not extra noodles, but two extra eggs.
So I have three eggs and a new dish.
I like ramen, but I also like the idea of strength.
The aspect of bearing strength.
I like the process of power, the aspect of bearing power, I like the process of making it myself,
I like the thought of it, how much you do with all the tools you make.
Without a doubt.
So I have some ideas around this, which I shouldn't spoil too much.
Great.
And I'll see if I can do the translation and the capital and time to it.
If I want to do something.
Yes, I understand that. It's fun too.
Very good. You, shall we take a scenario?
Yes.
A scenario by Adrian Høg.
I have a permanent listener who was a guest for some episodes.
We went to a podcast where we go through different scenarios. Some of us have had some fixed ones.
And then we had an episode where he came...
He is an industrial designer or something like that.
And a young man, a student.
But he likes to make such scenarios.
So then we went through a little different.
When I got to try myself, there were two that I liked.
He has sent me now digitally.
He had a block with it. But you have got them on e-post. I have got them on, which he has sent me digitally. He had me as a block with it.
But you have got them on e-post.
I have got them on e-post now.
Shall we go?
Let's do it.
I have a drink to get me a coffee.
I will have it myself.
We will talk in two seconds.
You will not notice a shit.
We are back in just a millisecond.
I have read some research on the with fermented foods in a mild diet.
Some people follow that, they try blood sugar.
They have blood sugar levels.
It has a proven effect.
Yes, without a doubt.
They eat a lot of farmed sour cabbage.
I'm not really fond of kimchi.
No, that's not true.
But of course something happens. But life hack, and in addition a fond of kimchi. Me neither. But it's something that's going to happen.
But life hack on the fooie side, and in addition a lot of protein.
If you have steaks, organic meat, and you put it in whatever vegetable you want,
top it with fermented sour cabbage.
Thank you, see you later.
7 combo, but damn good.
This was actually off record, but we have a roll here.
We have a roll here, yes.
We'll take it with us.
I'm talking like I'm eating.
This is how we talk when we're not in the air.
So now you got a little insight into that.
Even more food.
If you hear the difference, you are a bit of a crook. Yes. So now it was... But now I realized that it can happen that it
will be too much food.
I am genuinely concerned about food.
And I think it is fat.
But I understand, I have a lot of friends
who are not, so I notice a little like this.
If you start going through a fermentation process
and scrape it on Sunday and boil it to
a cool power, and that is the point,
they give flat fuck.
But I talk about things that I know that many people don't know. through a fermentation process and scrape it on Sunday and boil it to cool down. And that is probably what they give flat fuck.
But I sometimes talk about things that I know many people don't find interesting, but people
hang along with this podcast. You can't always get what you're aiming for.
You have to... I really like Bill Burr, the comedian. He has a podcast.
He talks so fucking much about baseball and stuff.
It's too much. I just do a few things.
Food from time to time, and a little football from time to time.
Football is a whole crisis of course.
We went into a longer round of politics here in the last episode.
I like that, but I talked to a friend up in the north, Benjamin, who probably listens to that now,
and we sat in the car, I was about to have a show there, and I heard this on the podcast, I have to admit that I was on 1.5 seconds of this political talk,
and he was like, what? Isn't that a little interesting?
People give fuck.
But it's a bit like that, we're going into the scenario, Sweden, we were supposed to get coffee, HÃ¥kon comes in. Yes, it will be like this. We are going into the scenario Sweden.
We were supposed to get coffee. HÃ¥kon comes in.
Yes, it was empty for coffee.
HÃ¥kon comes in here and serves us on the way.
But we are going into the spalten Basketake at the nearest store.
Are you ready, Petter?
I'm ready.
You are at the nearest store.
What is your nearest store?
Kiwi. Kiwi? And where is it? In Tälvälskatta. I live in your nearest shop. What is your nearest shop? Kiwi.
Kiwi?
And where is it?
In the Telvalleskata.
I live in Freia bygge there.
I live in Sofienbergparken.
That's right.
My store is in Kiwi.
Kiwi?
Your shop.
There are very nice people working there.
It's a lot.
Maybe I've been fooled.
I agree that there are far better daily goods shops here than Kiwi.
That's not a big deal. But there are damn nice people working. I agree that there are far better daily shops than Kiwi. That's not something we care about.
But there are damn nice people working there.
They've got a ton of it.
I'm just scratching a little.
It's just me who has had bad Kiwi stores.
I had it in the previous city I lived in.
So I have one of those.
Sorry, it's possible.
Okay, you're on Kiwi.
You know it well.
You know each crack and crack. You have such a good condition to succeed here.
Yes, great.
You are placed in the corner. Look at the corner.
I am standing where I am now.
In the opposite corner, your opponent is standing. We are talking about an angry rival.
He just wants to hurt you,, because they will fight to the death. The conditions you get to explain, I believe in a kind of arrangement,
or say that it's a kind of... you have seen the movie,
like you have seen all these things I add to it,
I'm sorry, but I have to get my freedom.
It's a bit of a pleasure, Spalten just be genius in the pre-settings.
I said we should fight to the death.
Yes, I got that.
It was done with a bang.
All the goods they sell are available in this kind of business, but nothing regenerates.
So you can't use things multiple times.
I understand.
What is your strategy? Which regions are you aiming for? And which arsenal did you build up in this battle?
This is not something you have planned for several weeks. You are in this situation now.
It's ready, set, go. Now now we will fight one of our devils.
You can then look at yourself, but I don't think there is a big chance that the opponent will also be a...
It's not a robot, it's a rational thinking being that we don't just measure on.
Because if he guessed that he could bang you with one blow, or kill you with one blow,
then maybe the person would just run towards you.
But you would think that he would also start building up a bit.
But it's outside the corner that I have seen for myself now, and since he starts...
What is it around you, the corner you are in?
Around... just in my corner, there is alcohol and eggs.
Alcohol and eggs, yes.
But he starts with bread. He starts with the bread, yes.
And you start with alcohol and eggs and stuff.
But I know the shortest way to where we have made a plan.
I drink eggs and I drink alcohol.
Because I don't have enough to drink beer for this.
You're not going to have anything to do with this alcohol-bottle, are you?
No, no. No way. I'll just pass it.
Many would maybe value something there, but no. No world-class, I pass it by.
Many would maybe value something, but no.
No, I pass it by.
Fine.
And then...
There comes the coffee.
If you had...
If you had...
If you were in this 16-week-old-same-rest-period,
if you had fallen into a battle to death,
a terrible state of escape, I would have had enough. You would have taken up in a fight to the death, a terrible state of emergency
Then I would have had enough
Then you would have had a little fruit party
Yes, I would have had a fruit party
I would have had nine beers and a fruit party, because if I drink now, I should at least have some alcohol
I should not drink either
But are you going to do it or not?
Yes, I will do it
And we can have a good time
Yes, I will have one beer with a fruit party
So I have some alcohol in my blood if I'm not mistaken.
But when I looked at my head, I made a plan with one hand.
I think I had run away and picked up the bottle of wine.
They have a division with these things.
Yes, it has a pinch on it.
Where is that in relation to the hand? He has to go past two or three He has a little bit of that. Where is that in relation to his songs?
He has to go past two or three of the Ola's first, and I come first.
Because you have to be diagonally, right?
Yes, but I come first.
You rush against...
Yes, you rush against...
You are the advantage again.
You are very famous in this music.
I am very famous there.
So what I would have done is to play a wine-puller.
Yes, you can play a wine-pull. You can take a wine-pick.
Is that a good weapon?
Yes, because I have more space.
Because right on the other side of the shelf
I'm flying very well in that gap.
I like it. I like it.
And now I'm looking like a devil I'm going to beat.
Because I'm not sure if that one has seen me.
Because it's in between the rules.
There I would have taken a wine-pick.
Right on the back of that room.
Listen to this plan now.
There are mops.
I need something longer, because I don't know if I can get
the whole time to start with.
And I can't fight.
So I need something to beat with.
If I now have a wine opener
in the left pocket
and a mop is tapped with me
I take a plumb.
Yes, plumb and plumb and wine drinker.
Yes, that's done.
We're done.
We're going to try and hear how this works in practice as well.
I'm going to go in, and I don't have that with me, that fruit side you carry with you.
It's completely out of this.
But I'm a bit skeptical about the choice of weapons, but we'll see.
You don't get out of this before the strike, so there's no way out.
And you don't know what kind of things he has chosen either.
No, that's impossible to know. I think he can't get lost in the course of something.
And we have to keep that open.
So we can actually
do a different kind of experiment
of what he has chosen.
But if you meet this type
and just for the sake of it,
I see that you are pretty even and strong.
So you are going to
enter a fight
with this being. what do you do with the three things you have chosen?
I throw a flying plumbopon.
That one is not stupid!
As in a sword fight you have a sand trick.
Sand up in the eye.
Throw a plumbopon.
Is it effective without moisture?
Maybe I should have taken chlorine.
No, but you have a floating plumb box.
You have chlorine that sprays.
Then you have to be really close.
Yes, you have to be really close.
The plumb box has to be floating.
Otherwise I could have chosen smarter to take chlorine.
But it's too late to go back now, because now I have met him.
Salmoyak.
Salmoyak is fine.
What about that on Kiwi?
What I like about this plumb box is that you can get momentum in the box.
You can get a little push.
Yes.
While the salmoyak is a little bit of a pressure.
Yes. Salmiak is nice, I have heard about it on Kiwi. The nice thing about the plum box is that you can get momentum in the box, you can get a little push.
But the Salmiak is a little bit rough, right?
Yes, and I see that if you get a little push in the face, it can't be nice.
The problem is that I think Salmiak is sold regularly, because some narcos have started to buy Salmi of drug and are using it to get drunk.
Bad store.
It's an old Cuban paper.
It was used to warm up the pipe to the toilet.
I know this because I read Heroinchic in connection with the reading club on NRK, a podcast.
I see.
So I'm full over-excited.
Yes!
Sorry, I notice you're a bit irritated.
I'm not.
No, no, no, absolutely not.
I'm getting more and more nervous.
But I'm pulling the plug on it.
Yes.
In hopes of hitting the eye and the face.
So you're throwing the plug in...
I have to get as close as I can to make sure I hit it,
or else it's completely thrown away, and I'll be completely thrown out of the box.
You're keeping him a bit hidden, so it won't be a surprise.
If I hit him now, hopefully, I want to make sure that it's uncomfortable to have a balloon or a face. You see him standing there when the bad guy in the movie is being teased.
He stands there like this.
Right. He has pain.
And then he has to be beaten up.
Now I have a longer shaft on that moped.
I aim at the man in the back row.
What kind of moped do you think you get there?
You have a shorter shaft on of soap on the mop.
Oh, that one?
If you spread the soap out, you can get a lot of soap.
But if you take out all that soap...
What would make you fall is that you never have washed before.
You actually don't know what the mop is.
But they have more of that leds, I think.
When you're being challenged and you're standing on your knees and you're like,
I'm just going to wash my hands more.
I see that it's a gift. I'm going to be able to measure his good enough in the head with that.
It won't be a deadly blow, you could say.
No, but that's why I have the wine drinker. I'm not done yet.
But measure what I have in the head with the shaft.
I see that you have to do all these tricks quickly.
Fast I'm sweating from this. And then the lung starts to get a little bit of pressure on his face.
Yes, and stand there with the mop, hit the power you have,
and then get a little bit of pressure, and now the screw driver, the windup driver,
bang, a little pulse, break.
Yes, because you go with pulse, that's what I thought, because it's...
They had sold knives or not, knives and such, so it's the sharpest you get.
Do you have that thing with the banded wood stuff they've started with? They didn't share it, can't just cut it, you can't just cut it. That's the sharpest you can get. Do you have the damn tree stuff they started with?
You can't just split it.
You can't just cut it.
You don't have to sell it at the starting point, you get a lot of money.
Because that opener is like a duck's cock.
Because I've heard that it's like a video game player.
But it's even more crooked.
I thought I'd put on the pipe of a duck's cock.
But that's just the way it is.
Because I thought you were going to put on the red one and the other one will be red. But that's just it. I thought you were going to stick with it.
No, no, that will only be hassle. How far it sticks out. That will only be shit.
So you're going to take the pulse on the wrist, maybe?
Yes, yes. The pulse and the wrist are broken everywhere.
Yes, good. And then you gently drop the wine opener.
Buy me a safe to get out of here.
That day I can drink.
That's cheating.
Buy you a six pack of that damn cider and take a piece.
Yes, mango.
A piece with oxalic acid.
Just put it in the tanga and I'll celebrate.
This is a damn nice one, Petter. This one is floating nicely. I'm going to do the Leeseklubben podcast. I'm a big fan of books.
So, I read about it, and there's a podcast called Leeseklubben.
We read a book together, and we talk about it once a week,
where we've come to the book. We read the same amount, and it's really nice.
The book is really good.
The king?
Caught in a sitcom.
Are you a sitcom? We are the same age.
What was fun when we took over this. Adrian Høg, the scriptwriter.
He is really young.
So when I started with these sitcoms, I started to have courage in my chest.
Yes, because you were the first one to end up.
He hardly knew what it was. So I had to pull it all the way.
Because it was the first one who hit me when you said it.
Okay, fine. We can do that. Great, let's do it.
You are trapped in a sitcom
where everyone talks in slag words and over-the-top humour.
We know the song genre.
Likewise against the breast.
In character, you have to prove the unknowing scenes and the other characters,
because against the breast you are the live audience.
Just like we put it.
Am I just an actor now?
You are an actor, say that you are...
Because I'm bad at that.
You should get some insight from me now, you know what, Peter?
Look at some of the roles.
For the podcasters it's better to be calm.
Yes.
I'm used to it.
Yes, that's very good.
In character you have to convince… I would rather have you talk about how you should do it.
Okay, perfect.
Listen, in character you have to… We should also have some games.
In character you have to convince the white scenes and the other characters, the actors behind the scenes, Nils Svendordin, Nils Fokht, Sivan Nitta Andersen.
I have tattooed on the legs.
Sivan Nitta Andersen?
No, or Kalle Reberu plus Nils, I have on the legs.
Sivan Nitta Andersen, who else was there?
Hilde Lyron.
Yes, correct.
And Arve Opsal, the whole team.
Yes, look at Tore Ryen.
Tore Ryen and the gang behind are part of this gizzing situation.
So Tore Ryen is the worst person in this scenario, at least I've seen.
So everyone behind is kind of insane scenario.
Okay.
Okay.
If you are a little bit of a wimp and need help, you should be aware of that.
If you are rejected by the editorial board, the consequence is the arrangement.
How do you solve the situation?
Okay, so you are in the opposite direction of the door. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun you are like the friend to Nils, poor thing.
A character like that?
And Nils comes in as a celebrity, you know, Revere, Karl Revere is standing in the kitchen and he is pissed off. Where is the wine opener?
And then Nils comes in his sedvan style, kicks his shoes off, he is with his friend now.
The better.
So then you are like in this...
And you are the only one in the cast, right?
You have been told that this is where you will be for the rest of your life.
This is just...
You will never get out of this.
The logic is a bit weak, you know?
But I will try to get out of it, is that the thing?
Or are you in the studio that I call?
You know what? Let's put it this way.
This is a bit underdeveloped, this scenario.
I break in here, Adrian, listen to me, get this down in your system,
so we have to make some changes.
You have to, during the episode, be able to convince the others who are not the guests,
that is, the actors and the audience, that you are in a guest situation.
If you don't manage during the episode, then you are played in front actors and the audience, that you are in a Gisell situation. If you don't manage to play in the episode, in front of a live audience, you are executed.
So it is Tore Rygen who keeps me here as Gisell?
Yes, so you are killed, and everyone loves to be killed, so there is a lot to play.
Tore Rygen and the production, the camera behind, or at least the editing. The same thing. So I have to convince the actors and the audience that I am not an actor?
You are an actor, but you also have a part in the production.
You are caught in the sitcom. You don't want to be there.
But if you... because you have to do it in a subtle way.
You have to get it in a subtle way, it has to be made clear by Adrian.
You can't...
You can't...
You can't stand there and be honest and say it right.
You have to either rip the plaster and do it fast and bad.
Because that was the first thing that struck me.
Or you have to...
Good old honesty was at length.
Or you have to, simply, in a subtle way, try to get the others to understand you, while you are in the recording.
We'll try.
Then I would like to... I'm just saying the one thing that I have nothing to say about.
Because I'm just going I will just prove them.
You should, if the editorial thinks that you, because your instruction is, you should in no way do anything else than play here.
If you reveal that you are a You have to be a fruit party here too. Listen, it's not like they shoot you in the head, because they want to keep your illusion up.
There are a lot of things like that.
This was really good for me.
You are a actor, okay, we try. It's unique for everyone, but it's not like that.
Everything can't be on the first try.
You can't deny that from us.
I'm not bad.
I have a production here, and we try our best to make scenarios and entertain people out there in the 1000th podcast.
I have a lot of scenarios here, and it was really difficult. I like to be honest about things.
Yes, but try it.
Try it. Yes, but I would have said it. Directly, straight out.
Okay, how do you do it?
I think I would be able to convince the audience.
Yes, then you do it. Then we try it a little now. Not in such an in-level situation. Yes, then you do that. Then we'll try it a bit now.
But not in such a way.
No, you do it so well you can.
And I'm Nils.
Karl, what the hell?
Karl, take the waffle presser.
We are so hungry that we are trying to strike.
We have been on bingo.
Before we make waffles, some world stuff.
I have Petter here.
A friend from bingo. What is it for now, Petter here, a friend from Bingo. What's up, Petter?
We can put it in the acting and absolutely everything, because I have nothing to do with this shit.
I've been doing this shit for a long time.
That wasn't very in the head, I noticed that. But how do you say it? Do you just stand there and say it? Or do you go to the audience and declare it?
Because you look so lame, Ernst.
Yes, but I can't live with it. I just get embarrassed. There are no actors in me.
I noticed that. It's incredibly fun. You know, it's very well recorded. And the play you start to... No, I'm not playing you.
You know how fun it is to be here for the rest of your life.
You're just messing with the waffle press.
Yes, I'm messing with the waffle press, because you're about to die.
I'm the host of this show.
Yes, there's nothing to be proud of.
But I just had to...
You have to say it as plainly as seriously, if it had been a realistic situation.
Yes.
So you don't dare to play this.
No, I don't dare.
What do you say? You say...
I would just say it exactly like this.
I think the audience would have understood.
If you as Nils and Karl are in an acting setting here, and I had stopped, stood in front of an audience,
and on my chest, just got screwed by the damn cameras,
everyone, I have no world to do here,
I have been here, as Gisell,
I just had to stop here and pull on,
to be honest, and if there had been any instructions,
like, no, but now you're going to make waffles,
I haven't thought of making any damn waffles,
I have nothing to do here,
you just had to... You just have to...
You just have to explain it.
It's so funny, it's so good, and seriously, you make it so funny, I didn't say anything about waffles,
because then you are a sitcom actor.
I didn't say anything about waffles, because I would have said that in the sitcom,
but he just has to put on this bloody serious.
It's like, fuck off with your weapons.
It's just part of the acting.
If you stand there and say, fuck off with your weapons.
I am, as a host, thinking that this is part of the...
Then you get confused. Don't you?
Yes, maybe, but if I stand on it...
I think it's so funny. It's just as funny as the one that calls you Bjerke.
And you just say, no, stop with the nonsense!
Because you're trying to spoil the whole situation.
You know what, you've been chosen, you've chosen exactly the same strategy as I did.
You just take the route and walk towards the audience.
And I think, because I made some suggestions, and I didn't get it, but I came to it anyway.
I said, you take the root, I said. I gave you the seed.
It must be simple.
Next time I think I should not put the seed there.
Adrian, you have heard that this should be worked with. I think we have something here, we should try it one more time.
It is possible that this door will open.
But you have at least insisted.
I can't see that there is a better strategy than that.
You have said to sneak into the acting in the setting.
What the hell should I have said there, so they would understand that?
The problem with you is that you are a very bad actor.
I am terrible. Your problem is that you are a very bad actor. Terrible!
You almost wanted to do it as fast as possible, because you had been rejected just by not being able to play properly.
Yes, yes.
I am a player, right?
Yes, I know that.
I wanted to play for quite a long time in this sitcom.
Because you thought it was cool to be with you.
I wanted to play the scenes, I wanted to play pretty far into the scene as long as I was with it, and then I would think about how I would formulate myself.
So I had it pretty clear, because this is about the superman, they have to understand the seriousness here.
Because it's a sit, all is there for you to, and then suddenly you get that message. And then the audience has to be very productive.
They have to make a show, around you in a way, and get you out of there.
And you don't get a harder message to reach out to people than that.
I haven't come that far, you have to spill out my stage name first.
You just have to get it out?
Yes.
And as you heard in the stadium?
Yes, yes. I'm not an actor.
Then stop those weapons.
I could have talked to you much longer, but I have to get up. I hope to read some. So you have been on tour a lot.
Have you been the worst of the full-run history?
I'm going to go into details, but what is the most insane thing that has happened on tour?
Oh, damn. I was going to answer something like that. Oh, yeah. No, but it hasn't been a full-time driver.
But if I'm going to find the sickest full-time driver in history,
I've been on tour for 12 years.
Yes.
Some of it has been consumed by the beer in the bus.
Yes.
So if I'm now on standing foot...
I'm just going to put it down now.
I'm just going to put it down now.
I'm just going to put it down now.
I'm just going to put it down now.
I'm just going to put it down now.
I'm just going to put it down now. I'm just going to put it down now. I'm just going to put it down now. I'm just going to put it down now. I'm just going to put this in now, so I can do it quickly. I don't know what the hell I'm doing.
I'll take it on my own.
I'll send you a message so you can mention it.
Maybe.
I'm not getting into anything.
I'm on tour, so I know where to...
It has to mix in with each other.
You've lived a life.
Every weekend, Friday and Saturday, and on the summer, Thursday, Friday and Saturday, and driving on Sunday.
Something has happened. Friday and Saturday, and on the summer Thursday and Saturday, and driving on Sunday. Now it has become something. I want to tell you a little story that I have told a few times when I was in Frederiksdag,
on a hellish outing that is there on Saturday.
And I and a friend, we end up at a game of chess, far out in the hell of the country,
outside there. I remember it was a bit of a shine that day, there were some ladies there,
and there was some I don't hear you so much. I'm standing right opposite you. Maybe they were... I think so.
Maybe she was a rugby player, or something like that.
She was a kind of a shooter.
They were doing rugby shooter stuff.
It was a bit too much of a bubble.
Like a semi-top player.
Anyway, I wake up on a sofa with a kind of blanket over me actually.
The pillow.
And just what the fuck happens?
And then I sit in the other one.
I'm on the long sofa in the salon there.
And on the short sofa there are two girls sitting right up and down.
They eat cheese pop and then they look at Dr. Phil.
and straight up and down, and they eat cheese pop, and eat us at Dr. Phil. I'm totally fine.
Welcome to Breisdorf.
I'm not saying that, at least because it was Fredrikstad.
I like it.
Today, as the episode is released, it's a stand-up show, my team culture. Moss Kulturhus.
I'm still giving away tickets. My first show, Launkultur, Mosskulturhus. Still got tickets left.
I'm on a diet.
Fredrikstad for Saturday.
It's Blue Grotto.
And it's also a challenge to get into...
Smelta.
That's for me.
Peter, it was a pleasure to talk to you as always.
Very, very nice to be here. You're a really nice guy. Same here. It was a pleasure to talk to you as always.
It was a pleasure to be here.
You are a very nice guy.
You are right.
It was really nice.
Okay, and to you who are listening, have a good weekend and a good life if it was the last
person you were going to listen to.
Bye, Fynda.
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