Fladseth - #216 - Jakob Schøyen Andersen

Episode Date: November 15, 2024

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You have something in you, rage. Never let it go. It will carry you to greatness. It's the simplest film I've ever been able to do an ad for. I do this myself, because I look forward to this film as a young person. It comes straight from the heart. If you talk about the joy of two... Yes, of course. I would have done it anyway. It's so amazing. The premiere is on Cino. Go and watch this movie from 15th of November. I will do it.

It's a gladiator. Gladiator is one of my absolute favorite movies. It has followed me all my life. It has also become a cult movie that has deep roots in popular culture, in the modern day. I have a little series called F***ing Splat Set, where we also use Gladiator as a reference. We have a little homage to Gladiator. My character works on the plantation, I'm in a rough time, and walk through the plantation's plants, and on the way through there I pull the hand through a sieve, a close-up

of the hand that is pulled through a sieve, and that is 100% from Gladiator. The film has followed me all my life, and I have seen it several times. It is the only one. And I thought maybe I should make a tour of it. How will it be? It seems very cool. I read a lot of early reports and I have seen different teasers and trailers and I think it looks very, very cool. Then you get Denzel Washington in there too, which I don't quite like. You can watch it on Cine from November 15th.

At least I should. Real war! It's the last free-film podcast in the world, I would say. Yes, that's very good. I think there is too much filming in a podcast. You can be as ugly as you want. Yes, thank you. Because I like it. Now I have to have a certain contact with you as a guest and we know each other from before. But anyway, if I have a fixed mood or have a podcast alone, I like to take a weak position in front of the microphone. I don't care about the appearance. And I have to try to look funny and interesting things like a robot. Because then I can connect the lines.

It would have been interesting to film that too, of course. That is absolutely interesting. But it's very nice not to have a camera up up your nose, like you have in many other things. It's easy. You become so self-confident. What do I miss about it? I miss the brand management. I've played with a couple of comedians. But isn't it sound? You have pictures and stuff.

You can have that in Reels. I have it in a lot of movies. How young do you have it now? in reals? I have a lot of them in reals. How many young people have them? They are in reals. Are threads insta-twitt-ex? That's what I have the impression. I look at the threads and it says, Is it only me that has thought about how read more?

And then you press it and you get to the stupid app store and load threads, and... No, I'm not going to have it. Because you also... I have an exception to keep it. You've actually come a long way from the read more. And because you have threads, you... No, I don't have it.

Because I'm often like, this is going to be a recipe. No, damn it, I don't have threads. I don't have threads. I don't have threads. I don't have threads. But I've clicked on it, so I've ended up in the app store, and got tips about threads. We can talk about threads in this way, in the old way, because we are both feathers. We are two feathers. That's right.

That's why we are sitting here and talking about threads. And we don't know about threads here, and we have zero problems. As I always say, Jakob, I say, talk to the youth. Yes, let me hear. If I were to keep talking like that, appeal for the youth. Yes, let me hear it. If I were to hold a speech like this... A speech for the youth. Yes, like they always have at the university, and they have this old-school hat and...

You want people to wear it with you. Will Ferrell, who is standing there holding it. I had told them to shout out after notes, and I said I'm not going to dance after your pipe and shred your shit. You know what shreds are? You know nothing about it. You have zero idea what you should have had. I've actually had some rants on this before.

Because I don't like that they get held like geese. If you get old, what's bad is to be timeless. Take timeless thematics, talk about it, be a wise person. Don't lock yourself in trends and anger. No, you have to be very careful there, because the truth is so short. I was so happy when I was at a show on Nye, there were some young people who had a sketch show. And there were more... Who were they to say that you were there?

That makes me look incredibly bad. Young Thunkt? Yes, it was them. It was the guys. Yes, Young Thunkt. Wasn't it? Young Thunkt? It was Young Thunkt. Young Thunkt.

They were fun guys. Yes, very fun. And they had, to my joy, a ring-and-sare sketch. It was some kebab-shop-meeting ring-and-sare sketch. There was some kebab-shop-meeting ring-and-sare. And then I was very happy, it's timeless, that the youth, that the threads-group still has ring-and-sare references. Isn't that nice? I often stand on the stand-up stage

and there is a reference like, take the poor, I see the young audience, then they always ask, do you know what this is? No, they say. Not even. The myth that… The myth and things that you always knew and said disappear. One thing is that no one is holding a sword in their hands, but it's just thrown away. When I say that if you lost soap in the shower in prison…

They don't have that reference here. I took it yesterday. Everyone just… It fell through. The premise fell through. I'm not lying to you. I always thought a lot about... If I went to prison, I thought a lot about how I shouldn't lose my sleeping bag. I had that in mind. But this has changed since now. You don't think about that now.

What do you mean, you don't have a sleeping bag? You have a sensor... And you don't lose that on. I don't have socks on. You have a sensor. And you don't miss the sensor in the floor. Damn, that's why! The young people take their hands like this. And they put some of the soap on the floor. Are the other guys behind you going to put their hands down? Yes, but you know, even today the young people feel that we have had a lettering before.

It's not like that. A lettering or what? And all the youth are like... A lettering? Yes, you mean that we have at least a little overview of what the generation before us, what is old for them, what is old for us, that they are doing. And now I say it, if you saw in the shower in prison and wrote to them, then you have always done that, as long as you know.

That's true. And then you are not afraid of what happens if you miss the shower, because it is open for that. Or open for that. Oh my God, I'm pulling it back. No, but everything is... I don't do anything like that. No, that it is more accepted today, yes.

And then you get around in the shower. Yes, it's not a fact you have. It's more accepted today. And you get a round shower. It's not a fear you have. It's not a fear or not. Why fear something they are... They like it so much. I'm afraid to leave. I'm afraid to go out. No, but you are...

Federer, you are a newly built father. Newly built father. My last meeting was at a children's shop at Storo Centre. It's like... I remember better when I met you than you remember. You have met me. Maybe I have good connection. Yes, we met at the children's house at Storo. Yes.

I was going to show you how much you remember. But it was because you know that it's the only children's shop there. You were at the children's house. You had your kid in a next-stage carriage. My kid is a little older than your carriage. The kid sees things, and you just walked around in circles just to make your kid suffer. I don't know. You were just like, I'm just out and about, I just have to get... I remember meeting you, but what I did with the kid at that time, I don't think I remember.

We were at that time, and we were supposed to find a train. Yes, we were supposed to. There was no way to know how long it would take to get a train like that. It can be ordered, and there were parts, and because of the war in Ukraine, and so on. We can't talk too much about this, how long it took to get that train. No, I understand that we were told. I understand that we were told. We were told a lot about that old Treads story.

We had to hurry up to the funny stuff around the child. We can't have father to father. It takes a long time with the child. It can take a long time with the child. Say something funny. We can't sit and wait. And then I actually have him in the back room. So then the child is just...

It's not very funny. Then the child is just two months before birth. It was fun. Say the cart in the basement. That was fun. How fun are you with the kids? I have a couple of friends. You have a couple of pre-mates? I have several. And it's... I've noticed now, because you've had the kids' uproar, the climate uproar,

really nice, great to see. The Thunberg peak there too, but everyone has thrown themselves there. And now I's like... And it's great, I'm very, very involved in the driving there, but I just thought it was fun in the observation, because it's easier for me to play the climate card with everything I have to do with the kids. And then I thought, it's a bit fun that they have asked for it themselves, they have begged for a climate test, and then they will get it. I have always been against buying plastic toys, new toys for the kids, because I think it's a little more sustainable. But now it's very easy to just buy a diet and used clothes and used toys. Yes, now they will get it.

Not everyone will be like... Play Station 5? No. It's just sustainable for the pocketbook and for the crime and for everything. Used. You should have a pair of sharp pliers and a pair of pliers and a pair of pliers and a pair of pliers and a pair of pliers and a pair of pliers and a pair of pliers and a pair of pliers and a pair of pliers and a pair of pliers and a pair of pliers and a pair of pliers and a pair of pliers and a pair of pliers and a pair of pliers and a pair of pliers and a pair of pliers and a pair of pliers and a pair of pliers and a pair of pliers and a pair of pliers and a pair of pliers and a pair of pliers and a pair of pliers and a pair of pliers and a pair of pliers and a pair of pliers and a pair of pliers and a pair of pliers and a pair of pliers and a pair of pliers and a pair of pliers and a pair of pliers and a pair of pliers and a pair of pliers and a pair of pliers and a pair of pliers and a pair of pliers and a pair of pliers and a pair of pliers and a pair of pliers and a pair of pliers and a pair of pliers and a pair of pliers and a pair of pliers and a pair of pliers and a pair of pliers and a pair of pliers and a pair of pliers and a pair of pliers and a pair of pliers and a pair of pliers and a pair of pliers and a pair of pliers and a pair of pliers and a pair of pliers and a pair of pliers and a pair of pliers and a pair of pliers and a pair of pliers and a pair of pliers and a pair of pliers and a pair of pliers and a pair of pliers and a pair of pliers and a pair of pliers and a pair of pliers and a pair of pliers and a pair of pliers and a pair of pliers and a pair of pliers and a pair of pliers and a pair of pliers and a pair of pliers and a pair of pliers and a pair of pliers and a pair of pliers and a pair of pliers and a pair of pliers and a pair if it's a truck or a tree, they always have fun. Now you're sitting there in your used empire, you have no climate impression. No, that's it. And then there's the kid's nose party. Should we buy a nose? No, damn it. We should buy a nose. We should cut it.

They're making that, the other kids in Bangladesh. Yes, that should be possible. We should still have something super under the table. Buy a red Stirling, he should have that. We will still have some super undertones. Buy a red Stirling, red other stuff. Buy, yes. Buy used. Buy used. Buy used.

Buy a Fretex. Fretex, yes. I noticed that it was not that funny, of course. Everything here must be damn fun. Everything must end in a bang point where we just smack the seat. Welcome to the next episode here in the flat. We also bang and then it's new, right? If it had been such a high demand for humor here,

we wouldn't be sitting here. No offense to modern media, but then we would be sitting in a studio at the top of the hill, maybe. That's where you play in. Because there is no one who is. You are so good at podcasts. This is a chess board, right? This is the free thought, the free word and the solved association. You are not so much in podcasts to do such things, right?

I feel like it was a period when I didn't do anything else for a podcast. Where it was, where the whole week goes to, like, when does about when it fits and when it can fit, I took a little break. I don't have my own podcast. I don't have one. But everyone has three or four podcasts, of course, but I don't have any. So I'm just like, I'm going to do a podcast after you too. Are you going to? Yes, I'm going to. Oh, back to back.

Back to back. Are you going to sell it? Yes, I'm going to. Yes, I'm going to. Do you have another one? I'm in something called the reading club at NRK. And then I am half banana and then… And then I am half banana, but I am going to the reading club.

And I have found out that I have not finished reading. I am going to read the book. I have not done it. So I have to start with the sound book on the way down here. And I am going to listen to the sound book and read as a blessing. It is an hour's hour after we are done. Yes, it's like power learning. It's like every tiny second you have left, you will get something in. I have to. I recognize that. Do you fight a little with me? I think it's a bit difficult. Yes, in periods I have a period where I think, now you have to say no. And then I try to be quite quick to say no, maybe. There will probably be someone out there who is sitting and saying,

have evidence on messenger that I have been very lucky to say no. I have. But that this can take a little... We have talked about it a lot and got it in the podcast. Yes, we have. And it's nothing, I've had two years like this, yes, yes, we will get something for the autumn, we will get something for the spring, we will get something for the autumn, because I finally say that it's so difficult to say no to a podcast, categorically, no, I will never have time, I will never in my life find an hour where I go down to your studio and front of that microphone and talk to you. A fake response.

No, I have never had time for a fake response. For the rest of my life I have never had time for that. It's very difficult to say no to a podcast forever. So you have to say that it doesn't fit right now, and then you get a new approach in the spring. Yes, it's like that. But it's... Are there any privileged problems? Yes, very, very, very, very.

You have privileged problems, of course. Very, very, very, very. You have quickly agreed. Jakob Skøya and Andersen, musicians in the band Active Dødshjelp, actors, comedians, Book of Mormon, yes, Lull, yes, sorry,

you mean the new season? Lull 2 is coming, yes. Lull 22 Amazon Prime. For mom and mom as Prime. And it's just like the non-possession to live in the cabin concept. You go in and spend six hours together and get a room. Get a room, yes. Yes, so the story is...

We were on the non-possession to live in the cabin. Yes, we were. Maybe you don't remember that. Because then you were on the show. You might not remember that. You were a bit busy with yourself. You remember. You were very good, Jakob. I came from theatre and the review. Everything else is about listening to each other.

To create funny things. In the show, you do the opposite. That's why it's so much fun. It's so much fun. Linnea Myhre and I came in as surprise guests in the worst of them all, which is the character episode, where everyone walks around as lonely eyes and screams into eternity for themselves. We tried to be like, here we are, ready to be put out by us. It was just a chance to get in. It was like starting in the sixth grade and being a beginner in the class.

Everyone has found their friendship. It was chance-less. But it was so damn good. But you did it well. Yes, I did it well. At least in the beginning. Everyone is doing well. Everything is great. Fortunately, many people have dropped out of the season. You won on stamina. I won on stamina. I won on… And humor. Humor and stamina.

Yes, but I even had fun in the beginning. Oh, damn stamina, I won on… And humor. Humor and stamina. Yes, but I even went for a funny start there, but then… Oh, damn funny. It was damn funny. Yes, it was nice. I remember I thought when I was in there, I thought like this, I thought, should I try to compete? Should I try to match this? Should I try to overcome this? Or should I just realize already now that this battle is… This war is won by the band and just let you go?

Yes, because I was both... I wasn't... I shouldn't say shit, but I was good at talking. I was really sick there. It was good. I've been with you all season, in the northern part of the country, and got a mountain pass. And you came in like... There are three again, and you get in at the final. And you're up there. It's hard. It's hard. It's completely hopeless. Yes, it's a career. I remember you. You were one year younger than me in the 90s.

I was born in the 90s. We played when you were playing at the Elvevakkenry. Just before Threads. Just before Threads. The generation. Right? Played at the Elvebakken Revine. I remember very well. Just before Threads. Just before Threads. The generation. I remember very well that you were damn good there. Thank you. I played...

I had been to Manglorevine and Bjørnåtrevine a bit earlier. You were a bit around. I was a bit around, you know. I was the same. But I remember very well from there. And then I remember... We both went to Romerike Folkeskål. And it was after that that you started working with the collective.

Yes, it was a year after Romerike. Which became an institution in Norwegian youth and their distance. What do you call it? Youth humor. Really, youth humor. A youth humor? Yes, it was at the fantastic time, I think it was 16.30 on Fridays, when everyone was sitting in front of the TV. So it was after school time, TV2s had the Varshera thing. And they were going to find something else. So it was us we got that place.

So that made it so that not so many people watched it on TV, but there were many who ended up watching it on the net. Yes, that was it. It was when YouTube was relatively fresh. So we were relatively early on the YouTube thing. It was a very cool thing. Was there any cool stuff? There was.

I remember you were with Cecile Sesta and Sebastian Brynnsand, who were from Manglore and a little older than me. So you had played in Revimni? No, but they were a few years older. They are maybe 88 or 87. I was inspired by that. Then you started working with Fritjof there. Yes. And it has been worth a lot.

Yes, we continued to make a lot of songs in the collective, Fritjof and I. So the next thing that happened was Hit for Hit. It was the next one after that? Yes, it was in the middle of Fritjof's next project? Yes, it was the next project of Mid & Free. The idea was to do the things we did in the collective, the things we really felt we could do, and make a whole program with it. That's damn fun. You didn't get more out of it? No, not more than that one season.

Why? Did you manage to do it? It took a while to make the team. We wrote and made music and played all the roles. It was a cool project and a lot of fun. But what we did with it was also make a live show of it. So in the years that followed, we played hit for hit live around. So then among other things, rockfellers and people up in the third floor and drove around and traveled around and played it, and that was really fun too.

Then we really got milk from that. You were like, Steve Van Eyck. It became our living with live from that. I remember you played over in Oostel and Fyllpaket. Yes, absolutely. We did that this year as well. We did a couple of songs from there. I'm a bit excited. And I've also been working in several projects, not necessarily only me and Fritjof,

but also in Dommedag, and in Nissen i Bingen, and in Julie Blodfjell. We meet constantly. And we also meet constantly and save. It's the whole kingdom. I worked with Kristiania Bladgøymakklin, the music group. Do you remember that I directed your show? Absolutely, absolutely.

And that was the first one you had later? The first one we had. I think it was the first one. Could it have been the first and the second? It was a party theater and it was on the third floor on the new one. Yes, both of them. And then you had Kristiania or something like that, I was out there filming. It was Arstak and Ørsta. Legendary or what?

Legendary. The first two I think. Of course it was. But it's a more developed gang. We are so different. It takes a hell of a process to agree on things. And just meet. But it was very fun.

Your first show at the park. Wasn't it a bit like... It was great. But it was very fun when your first show at the park was... It was very good. High and low that you were there. It was very fun. It was... It was called Stortos Mott. We got a TV show.

Sølv Rikha. Sølv Rikha. I've never had one like that. A mackerel. No, you miss a mackerel. I miss a mackerel in my life. A mackerel in your life. A Rolf Vesliesel to your place.

Yes, because here you are just sitting in a fleeting relationship, one hour with a match and then it's over. I have... Yes, it's a big change. But you and Yernis on Banjana? Yes, of course. I have many small savings partners here and there. You have one like that. Maybe it's nice too, I don't know. Yes, but that's it. Absolutely. But you wish you had a little period now with a job partner.

No, I think it's too late to get one now. It's been a lot of fun to get one now. You and Calle Hellevang Larsen on the latin for three years now. Get a real NWS-lund, at least one, and see it in life. Yes. But you shouldn't... There are several of those who are linked to each other. Like, now I'm talking straight out of my ass, so no one has to take this for granted. But like Otto Espersen and Kjerkevåg, they didn't start together in 20 years, but they did. No.

Isn't that a bit of a hit later? Yes, but were they so very close and close in that way, those days. This will be our letter of death, I think. Yes, but what can I say? Trust and health, then. Trust and health, that's fine. Einar and Jan Thomas, there are many who have become duos in the scene. Shall we find one for you, or maybe you and...?

Who would that be? Who is not wearing a jacket? Who is whining out there without a jacket? Who is whining out there without a jacket? Who's whining outside without a jacket? Who's staring at the jacket? That's it. I can't. It was too organic. You could grab the meat now.

Like you and Gaut. Damn. You'll be a new couple where you are grilling him and he is answering. That would have been a great idea. What the hell are we supposed to do? You are being so irritated. I mean, you are grilling him, right? Maybe I am his... I am his stupid swede. So he is angry at everything and he is angry at everything. You are hopeless at everything.

Hopeless in the mountains, hopeless in the mountains. I don't have a stable! I don't have any hooks on this fishnet. How do I bend, how do I bend, how do I bend? Everything that has nature and practical things and mountains and everything. I have a great concept. But I am funny and a bit stupid. You have to go into a fool's mode.

So I have to bend a bit more than I have to. You have to have a bit of a long leg on the rain bridge and crash into the steep stairs. You have to bend a bit. I always think that even if the mountain is not that scary, I always think that it is very... Oh my God, how are we going to do that? And I always think, even if the ground is not so scary, I always think it's here, and crazy. Oh my God, we're going to do that.

Yes, all the mountains are too big. Then we are actually going to quickly go into a scenario. Oh yes. This has become a podcast. The podcast has been around for a long time. How many episodes are you on now? 250, I think. Maybe even closer to 250. Okay. And the scenario is? The scenario has been around for a while. I remember that I was a bit like...

I thought it was very fun with dilemmas and such, but Radio-Nation had done it quite a bit on its own. And then it happened, I wanted to distance myself from that. So it became more scenarios, I was very concerned about that. That it should not be such simple dilemmas, but more... Look at you. Look at you. We are going to dive into a scenario more. And one that has been with me now for several years, which is really nice, is a middle-aged scenario, before the pen of Lasse Brunval.

My most used scriptwriter, I have no text books in my life, apart from scriptwriters. Your scriptwriter? Adrian Høeg is one of them. What the hell is my name? Adrian Høg is a young guy from Fredrikstad who writes scenarios. You just called him something else? Adrian Høg? Lasse Brunevå wrote this. I don't know who Lasse Brunevå is. I have no name. I have no face of Lasse Brunevå. But he has served me a good scenario.

If he has found everything himself or taken it from the internet. I don't know. But listen to this. You are being unprepared, sent back to peak middle age, the year is 1250, around 100 years before the plague has happened in Antioch. 1250. 1250. 1250. 1250. You suddenly enter the throne hall in a mighty castle to the Gisp from the Udienten. You come in a green jacket. You can see in the sleep, of course, but it's not made all the way to Midlader. No, no, no. A little ring-brimmed one under here, we think.

Yes, that's right. But you still say that this is not Midlader. Yes, no, they didn't have that this is not Middelhader. Yes, but they didn't have the same name in Middelhader, I think. They didn't. So people are whispering and they are completely... Vakten, you are going to Middelbar. Arrestation. Which I think is fun, based on the fact that you are coming here.

No one has the right to say Arrest him! No one has the right to say that. They have a standing order if you arrest me. We can say that. That it screams, screams and demands it. But you get a chance to explain yourself to the king. The king is skeptical, but he buys the premise that you are from the future, based on your remarkable enthusiasm.

Especially from sleep. It's not especially the sleep. I think they have such a good sleep. I think they just slip and sleep, I would say, and destroy their jackets. But if they were to compare, I think they would have guessed more. Say he has the little Grand Prix-type. The little Grand Prix-type? What is the little Grand Prix-type called? Our homophilic grumpy man. Oh yes, oh yes, oh my God.

He has a strange clothes and it doesn't fit in. What's his name? He is a little… No, it's the baby head that doesn't fit in. Some things go out, some things go in. Should we use time for that? We have to do that now. He is a little… I have to do that now? I have to do that now? It's so funny to say that. Heimlich always says that. Heimlich always says that. Oh my God.

I was thinking about Heimlich. People are listening to this and screaming. In his public chair. His name is screaming. I don't understand what you mean. He's from the north. We have thought of getting him to... I think it's a good idea. I see him a bit close to the eye.

He's so clearly in shape. He's burnt into your plasma screen. What's his name? Per Sundes. He's going to be a jib. Is this all in the scenario? So nothing about what Per Sundes is in the script? So nothing about Per Sundnes in this scenario. He is good at...

There is a jisp in the hall, not as big as Per Sundnes in the intro. He is good at his Brunevold, but so good at mine. The king gives you two fortnights, that is 28 days, to come up with a revolutionary invention to prove that you actually are from the future. If you fail, you will be hanged for breaking into the castle. You get access to all the castle facilities and resources, the weather is great, the alchemist station, the kitchen, the sleds and so on. What do you do and what invention you could have managed to make in order to prove your innocence? Take your time, don't rush. No. and take your time, you don't have to rush. You can talk to each other, you are on a cell, you can demand it,

I have to go out on the weekend, I have to... In a scenario like this, I see that you quickly realize how fucking little future things you can do. Exactly. Because what in every day can you just sit down and make an iPhone? You can put your finger on what we do every scenario, and it will be damn good. And you can't say if 100 years will be a plague, because you can't sit and wait for 100 years for them to be like,

oh, you are Nostradamus, and in a way, because you can't sit and wait until they say you are something stupid. No, because they tried to fool themselves. And to fool, yes. To fool and say that they knew things that couldn't be shown. But this is a great opportunity to talk to you. Are you good at this? Are you good at this? You are a drummer. I am a drummer. I could have been a drummer, but I have that. Playing drums on drum sets. Some old skin.

Pulling some cow skin over a bat ball and then play. But I think they will think... Was it the first bat or the skin? It was the skin, I think. It was the skin. It was the skin, yes. And I think they would say, well, you come from the stone age. Oh, wonderful. I probably wouldn't want to convince anyone about that. And I can't make an LG guitar. stone age, great. I probably wouldn't tell anyone about that. And I can't make an LG… The skin age, then it was.

Skin age? Skin age. It comes in the middle of bronze and nips, I think. No, okay, I can throw it out. You've had food-interested people, they've gone for the cooking art. You've had this before? Fritz Ånes, he went to make a bench and train up a bastard. And then they would say, this is a PT shit from the future. He was going to show a progression in 28 days.

He was going to pour protein in and squeeze out some creatine from some root fruit. You can't just make sourdough and start overwising. They know all this, right? They know all this. Can I make a bicycle? I can't make a bicycle. The belt animal, Anders Heiskel, he could find people without him. He would learn the tricks and introduce people. There is a lot you can do. I'm just trying to get ahead of my people. There's a lot you can do. No, no, no. I'm being told that chess is mad. No, it's not mad. No, it's not mad.

What is this shot that you have? They have so much, like you say, acumen, and it's so violent. Yes, they have everything you need. When the fantasy is limited, I get so lost. Yes, but if you could... You you have been in a lot of songs. Can you play your own songs? I think this genre you are doing me a bit of a hard for. It is also important to have a belief that if you perform a rock song for a group from the middle age, they will immediately say

This is the music, this is the future. It's not about that this is a time-time piece. Play active death help with all-in and so on. You start talking about active death help. Active death help? We don't do that. We don't do that. It helps people to die. That's what we are doing. What could one... What could one... For guillotine, you could introduce a modern death.

A poison spray. Could we make this? Poison spray had something to do with the records. Socrates and such didn't have that. I think it's smart. You think it's smart to take someone who is older than them? No, but don't spray your hair. Spray your hair. Nail-pickler. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I have aqueducts in Rome, but underground movement system, but can I say something about cisterns?

You are not in Rome, so you are in... I am in Råde or something. Råde, Råde. Tønsberg maybe? Tønsberg, Råde is the next oldest city in Norway. No, it wasn't inlands. No, maybe I am in Bergen or something. Bjørgvin? No. Yes, you can honestly say that.

Yes, we can honestly say that. What are some chips? What do we have to try to explain? A boat engine? Do you think that's possible? Think how much we can explain. I'm going to have a lot of shit up. They didn't have any petrol, oil or anything. If I could draw a... I mean, if I could draw something like a plane from the future, we would fly from... A little Da Vinci there.

Can you come up with a world map? You might be the one who should do it, and say, bring me their latest map! Show me their latest map! I will fill it out, and then we can sail out, and then I will prove that things are here. I will look at your cards, if they have forgotten something. And then I can find something that is close. I don't have to see that they have forgotten India, but I can also find out that they haven't got a frieze or maybe… A smear, like that?

Yes, maybe not something like that. A naked guy hasn't got a shizai in here. Or maybe... Smøda, right? Maybe not... Something like that. And Ferdig Fyr hasn't got a shit-sign here. You're just sitting there like a bitch. Where is Smøda? Where is Smøda on this map? Where is Rus? Find... Where is Rust? Oh, she's Rust on the map!

I'm going to draw Rust, I'm going to prove it. But it can just be that you think he's from Rust. There are a lot of eyes in there. Where is Hevdra? I will draw a voice, I will prove it to you. But it will just be that you think he is from the east. There are a lot of eyes there. This should be an eye, this should be an eye. It's thin too. Yes, it's maybe a little thin. It's maybe a little thin.

But what about you just sit and... No, but what about... what about me? Because I can... no, because they can... Damn it. Language, like… I still think that finding the closest island they don't have on their map… You can't believe that I'm from Portugal. Or that you come from… You come by ship, and then you just go in through an island, and then it's just a flash. I don't want to be I get caught on the square. I'm fast on that thing.

Yes, because we almost have an answer and then we continue with the scenario. No, I'm pissed off. Okay, but quickly go through a normal day. I think we've been early. Food, you eat, you shit, you're not sitting, I've been here before. You eat food, warm treatment, warm treatment now, maybe? Get fired up now, then heat treatment.

What the hell should I heat treat, like they haven't heated before? Should I make pull pork? It's been many thousands of years since they started with heat treatment. It's been a long time. It's been a long time. Okay, food, okay, we eat, what do we do? Take a shower? Do they have a shower? Do they have a shower?

If they have a shower? No, but they probably have a kind of... You fill a bucket with water and then you have a rope and then... Yes, they probably have that. And then I come and make a drill hole in the bottom of the bucket and I'm like this from the future. Okay, shall we take that? No, I think I'd rather go for the map. I think I'd rather go to prove it through the map. Okay, that's good. You are taken into the throne hall again. The king is sitting there. I see Game of Thrones, actually. Just a throne there. And you are... I see you are thrown a bit before the king there. Here you go. What have you done in 28 days?

Then you can take part in illustrating and showing and everything, and you can have people to play with. You get everything there for the presentation. Is the king... Salomon? Yes, be quick, I will eat. First of all I have to thank you for being so kind. Eat chicken and cherry tomatoes. Do you want a song?

I'll take another one. Is the chicken warm? It's warm. We are not so stupid, young man. We know the danger of eating raw fish. And we know that in the future as well. I have taken a look at the whole earth's surface and all the land areas and islands on the earth's surface. And I want to prove this by showing you, here I have drawn in, among other things, Røst and Smøda, and I have drawn this one here, Ferdinand Fyr, and there we have Iceland is up there, you might know about it. You might have emigrated yourself.

We have many relatives in Iceland and England. England, yes. Then we have the Azores, you haven't been there, for example? Where are we from? It's outside there. And the Granca here. And Malagascar, I have drawn one. You haven't been there.

And Australia, down here, you don't know it. So, give me your best men and your best ship, and we will sail in such a way, and I will show you the country you can take a look at. How long have you been using this? 28 days, right? I've had 28 days. You've had 28 days. Your time has run out. We don't have time for that. You're done. You can't 28 days. Your time is up. We don't have time for that.

You're done. You can't do it. You'll be killed. You understand it yourself. You understand it yourself. It's their loss. Yes, it is. They don't know what they're going to do.

Then I'll take the human rights. Maybe. They can't take me without a proper court case. That's done. That's done. Can you draw, for example? I can draw a little bit. What should I draw?

I have been working on stand-up stuff with old-time art. If I look at old-time civilizations, when you were on the wall of holes, would it have been a little better? Would it have been a little better to draw? Would it have been more beautiful? Is it a flower or a star? What are you trying to get from me? A little bit better. It takes what we could expect from you. Now in retrospect, I think I should have used 28 days to draw and explain as many as possible future discoveries, to make such a big map about things they don't know about,

that they would… The sum of that would be, there are so many good solutions… You're a rainbow, actually. I'm a rainbow. There are so many good solutions… This is something else. This is something else.

This is something else, and just a second of silence, my friend. This is something else, and a drawing of a voice on the map. This is something else. Yes. This is something else. And that's what I'm thinking,

the echo is on its way down my head. What a voice on the map. This is something else. This is something else. And that's what I'm thinking about, what Oxan is thinking about my mind. It's a pity to think about it. I went for the voice and the butter, but I could have chosen to show everyone my finesse. That was the alternative. Damn, the cartoon comes in the future like a finesse! I was in it. And my mind is on the floor. No.

It was a pity. It was a shame. It was a shame. My uber-protection takes my life. Imagine if you had 29 days. Imagine if you had 29. It's a story of my life. This is...

Do you have any hobbies? If you have hobbies, if you are going to arrange your three hobbies that you value the most, can you do that? If you are going to arrange your three hobbies, the question is if I have three hobbies that I haven't integrated into my job. The job is the hobby. To say. Which is tight. I think it's almost on the outside.

What is your hobby? I have a dart. Darts? Have you been bitten by the dart basil? Yes, now I have. I have seen the friends who fight with darts. Luktenuk? Sure, Luktenuk. He is Van Gormen? If you want to come up with golf and Formula 1 now, then...

Darte, chess, even if it's a bit of ice. Darte is a strategy game, and it's mostly focused on PC. I like Civilization and the idea of Frostbunk What I played last time. Diggeshond, and then the food production. Nice, nice, nice. Of hobbies, without work, I have got...

But it's something that happens very often, like gaming, when there is a gaming phase, But it's something that happens in the back of your mind, like gaming. When there's a gaming phase, like last time Baldur's Gate 3. Oh, damn it. Have you played it? No, but I watch it. Oh, damn it.

I haven't played a game that I've been so addicted to since childhood. I read the fantastic reports. So I had to check out what was going on, but it's not my type of game. No, it's not my type of game. No, it's a very RP game. You have to like to see data-animated characters, talk a lot with each other about the story, about things. You have to like to be a bit RP-tall. Give me... I'm just going to have... Are you going to take people's minds?

No, I'm just going to have logistics look at the logistics. How to get the most fresh air in the country. That's cool with Baldur's Gate, because you can't just bust into this gang. And it's a round based... Turn-based? Turn-based. Civilization is like that. That's turn-based. And that's also Baldur's Gate. It's not like you just dive into all the goblins and just clasping with a sword and hoping it'll work out.

You can lay up round by round and play a lot of different characters, control them all. So he, for example, can pour oil down on the floor. Next, he has a fireball. Bam! He lights up the oil. Last, he cuts a string. So you can strategically own a room with enemies. So you can actually get a lot of joy from this game. Is that something I should check out? That's something you should check out. Is that the goal on the console? I actually played it on my Mac.

You did? Then it's PC. Yes, because I like to have it in my pocket. Gaming PC, you know. Yes, that's great. I think it's better. And before that, during Corona, it was WoW Classic. Yes. And then sit with all of his friends online and raid WoW Classic.

That was damn nice. World of Warcraft. World of Warcraft. I've never been there. But I don't game every day. It's a clear clock, a clock clock, one hobby. It is a hobby, yes. But it is quite rarely visited. But when when it's visited it can be cool.

Yes, but let's throw out a few more. If you want. Yes, it has been... If you want. Yes, if I want. I mean, the food... It's always so crisis-heavy. It's a bit crisis-heavy to say wine. Yes, but you can like...

I can like to use time. I enjoy the pool. You can like to read about the Ron area and such. I have been sitting with Torus Tveiten. is a little bit of a wine nerd. He has a game called Lenez, which is a lot of these scents. You are supposed to smell on a lot of different small bottles. Or flacons, or whatever you call it, small... Bits small. Bits small wine bottles.

And then you are supposed to guess, what the hell is this for some essence? It's basically a kind of game with all the essences you can use. You have leather, you have bear berries, you have... When people talk about wine, it's like, yes, it's a hint of truffle, asphalt and wheat. Then you have all the pure, pure lemon, mandarin. And then you have to... It's like sommelier, people who are sommilers, they have to nail all the essences. What is this called?

L'honnèse, by the way. People who are going to be sommeliers, they have to nail all of those senses. What is this called? L'aunez with a Z. I'm going to be fine at some point. I give a little fuck. There are so many who are good at it. So if I'm going to have some food, I just say I'm going to have this and this and this. What fits? And then I get that, and then it gets nice. Smell game? Smell game. I think it's called, in French, L'aunez. L'apill? I think it's called... In French...

Le nez? N-E-Z Le? Nez? Nez? Hold on, hold on. If you were King Salomon, I would... I'm from the future.

In French, do you play French with wine? What are you called in the future? It's a luktespill in the future? Play French, what is the future? What is the future? It is a game of luck in the future, called... Le Néz. So that's maybe my hobby, and then... I don't know, I wish I could go to the forest and sleep outside often. Because I get so excited. The few times I get to sleep outside, go out to the tent, I get so happy. More like a free-living life.

Now we are talking more about hobbies. I wish I could... Maybe it was a useful talk. Maybe it was a useful talk. Since I asked questions, I have reflected around it. So I was a little prepared in some way. Because it was something I thought about, what are you like, ten hobbies? Again, this, again, the standard thing, which I was very interested in, as a premise,

I am a little sad that I could not draw a trustworthy horse, if it was my son's life. Because then I had to at a certain point, as Marre said, Okay, when I'm done, this is how good it will be. And show the drawing and just, I understand it myself. Take the life. How are you going to do it? Hang it? Yes, you can do it. Because this is what I have. I don't know if it's a dog or a horse or something. And I think it's very fun.

It's so fun because you should hear it so easily. You can draw a horse. You can even have motifs in front of you. But I couldn't do that. I was very fond of drawing. I went to a drawing class once. I was very fond of drawing. But it was a bad time. I was holding a pen and painting Warhammers and such. I picked up things for Corona. I sat and painted and listened to music.

As a hobby, you can say that music is a huge hobby. But since I do so much with it, it becomes strange to say that I sit and play the guitar. But is it because you are a musician? Sitting and making beats and such, logic, making music in logic, is a job. But I can sit for a day and do that if I get the chance. But you are good at... your instrument is singing, drums and guitar? Yes, you can say that. I am not a big fan of anything. I play drums in the band. And I play a little guitar and a little piano, but that is at a very low level.

Then your hobby is piano. Then my hobby can be piano. I would have liked to be much better hobby can be piano. I would like to be much better at playing piano. I would like to be much better at playing drums. I would like to be better at playing everything. I can play... Give me some simple lyrics and some simple chords, and then I can play it. Give me some lyrics and some simple chords, and then I will play a future song, I say. I will play Come Here Lena, and then it comes out. What do you think?

In the same way as my being in my stone has been a dream, it could actually be in a band, it could be in the band name, for example. If you were to make a band name, it's the whole kingdom, if you were to have a band name, what would you call the band? Let's name the band. First of all, what would you like to make a band name, it's the king. If you were to have a band name, what would you call it? Let's make a band name. First of all, what would you like to play in the band? What instrument would you like to treat? If I could choose freely the bass...

You want the bass, yes. I see that I could have a raw bass, personally. I think I would have chosen... You have a bit of drum energy as well, with explosive vocalist energy. It's so typical to say vocalist. And it's a bit cocky to say vocalist. I'm supposed to be the front figure in the band. It's nice that you're on the bass. The bass is typical.

I think it's cool. It's cool. I like it. What kind of music is it? Is it a rock band? Yes, absolutely. I'm attracted to that. Maybe even punk stuff. I don't have any music person, unfortunately. I'm still attracted to that. Maybe even as a punk thing. I don't have anything about music personally, that's it. I still live by that.

We talked about this earlier in the podcast, that I have to find, at some point in life, that I find something honest with myself. I have been a bit of a follow-up to music and listened to most types. But I have never been a nerd on music. But if I were to really work on what my music genre is, what my style is, I would have become a rockerolf. I think you would have also become a rockerolf. I think so.

Or jazz, that you could sit and I dig jazz. I have been to several jazz concerts in the last years. A bit by chance. One in Kjøben, there was a jazz festival there. And we were on... I have some old friends, friends, had a Christmas lunch at... what is it called? Grang. And then... And then it happened that there was a jazz concert at Ernilsen. And then we went there and had a lot of fun. But then you were in the jazz club and you went to the glass and looked at the... And you said, I am jazz! Did you see Batmettini? I've been listening to some old shit punk. And I like it.

Were there any examples? I was actually a bit surprised after watching the show about music. Hell? No, it was an HBO show. It was really cool. Do you remember that? No. Oh, it was a fiction series? Yes, it was based on reality, with a fiction inside. It was about music, a label, musicians and stuff. Not that one, I't get that one. There was one season and it was called... What the hell is it called? I don't know.

It was a band called Personality Crisis. Personality Crisis? I think it was... I don't know. I remember it was a remake of the band. They played it very true to the original. In a scene like that. And it was a remake of The Banner, played very true to the original in a scene there, and it was a really cool song. I remember that I was drawn into it and heard a lot of different things, but it's many years ago now. And I can't really like that. Rock, at least that type of punk and hardcore and those things.

It's that energy, it's beyond just listening to background music, but to really get a kick in your body, or be at a concert, and it's so briskly and moving. All Bets Are Rough is just an incredibly good feeling to stand with so many people and be part of that thing. I think so. On some other energies. Yes. It's a completely different energy than usual. Than to sit and stand and scratch it over a pop song. It's so physical.

I think so. I think it's the physical rock that takes me. Yes. Very. But what would you call the band? I would say the hospital or the active death center, right? Yes, exactly. You have to go to the emergency room or the nurse. You have to go to the emergency room. Lost the soap.

Soap in the shower. Analgans. Have you heard about... Analgans. Analgans, yes. Is that funny? Analgans is really good. I'm looking forward to it. Analkule? Analkule. It's just a tongue out of it. Because it has some important ingredients. It has an anal, everything from turbo, ass, cobra, everything with ass is good.

Anal is really good. Anal Babes has been a band, it's a lot of good stuff here. And then you have Kule, which is... This is Kule? Right? It's a weapon, it's something like that. What does Kule have to do with it? It's a butt and a ball. And then there is also the word anal kule, of course. Yes, so we have a consistent recording on one side of the flow. You can also be a band with consistent recording with the song anal kule. Yes, so we have a No, but I like... I was with...

Yes, I think that's good. The anal-cule with the song Samoite and the recording. Yes. I think I'm falling for the anal-cule, yes. Yes, you probably are. If we had a real... You are bass. Henrik, you play... What are you playing again? Bass. Yes, you play bass. What is your band, T3?

The anal-cule. The anal-cule, yes. I know that, so I don't know why you ask. Yes, you play bass. What is your band? Anal Cool. Anal Cool, yes. I know why you ask. You know very well. Yes, but I know I'm not going to... Where are you going to play this weekend? Blocking in Bro. I don't know why you ask. You know very well.

You are my brother. We talked for two seconds. I don't understand why you ask. You are dumb. You have been dumb since you were born. Why are you talking? And the stage. You're probably going to play potpourri there, right? We're going to play potpourri. Potpourri, what is that? I don't know, I'm just finding a place. Now I'm going to the notebook, you know.

The notebook. Because there was something I... Yes, I thought about that. I am not good enough to play in a band, but if I had a big wish to join their active death help band, And could I have played gong gong? Or after a beat you just do this... But maybe I could do the drum-miss? You could have done that. You could have done percussion. And tambourine is difficult to play actually. Is it? Yes, it is.

Because... One thing to play is... But you could… Is it? Yes, it is. Because… You have to beat and… One thing about playing is… But if we go to… That is demanding. It is. It is difficult. But you can stand and just…

You can have a cue ball. Stand and… For example. It is out. But it is automatic. You can have a robot that does that. It was fun to have you. Yes, of course.

You are like Henrik Fladseth, the bassist in the Anhalicule. You stand with an active death cell on the… Yes. You are like Henrik Fladseth, the bassist in the Anhalicule. You are like Henrik Fladseth, the bassist in the Anhalicule. You are like Henrik Fladseth, the bassist in the Anhalicule. You are like Henrik Fladseth, the bassist in the Anhalicule. You are like Henrik Fladseth, the bassist in the Anhalicule. You are like Henrik Fladseth, the bassist in the Anhalicule. You's fun to have you. Yes, of course. Henrik, the bassist in the And he always kicks the cymbal and the cymbal out. Nothing more. He's always... Because I'm always the bassist in the music circle. He always kicks the cymbal out.

He plays the cueball and he has active death self. And he has such a small hole. I have jeans and a hole, and I just have to kick the cymbal out. And I don't do anything else. So they hesitate to do it, but I kick the cymbal out. That's how you like rock bands. It's rock bands, especially. If it had been different, you could have been supported by Active The Slap. We are a long-term support band.

Yes, a bit of a hussy. You probably only play a quarter, because you don't have enough songs to play anymore. Short songs. One minute and twenty seconds. I notice that I become very brave when I talk about this. Because you would like to do this. This is a life-long miss, of course. But you... This is going to be very rare, but you have to get to... Good, that's good. Wasn't that good?

You have to get to the centre stage on January 11th, when Active Dødsheim is playing. And maybe you can even come on stage and get yourself out on a crowd surf. I really want to... Or maybe get a cube of that song. I have been so bad at holding concerts for many years now. Because I know that everything is possible. I have to write it down. Isn't it like parents thing? It has just been so much...

Kids who come, you lose... The thing is, job combination, a lot of work and family, then you break down those things. I notice that already. It's rich at once. Concert... 11th of January. 11th of January. Centrum-Sene.

Yes. I notice that. And you should be out there too. For that one, I'll get it. No, I'll write it down and you should do it too. For that one. I will do it. Let's see if I can find a good one that you can... Maybe take out balls. Just take out balls and... A ball will do.

A ball will do. What do we have here? Are you a fan of the concept of active death? Is it possible? I think in one way or another, I have a very specific point of view. Very Vegard Larsen in driving force. Yes, very. I think that with the gunner against the head, I end up liking the idea of the idea of a grown man who wants to make a choice and has to end his life. I'm not talking about a suicidal, unstable person who is unstable, who is struggling, who needs help, but a person with diseases, with sufferings,

who in a certain age, who fosters with that I don't need to live anymore, I would rather get peace, and family and those around support it, then I don't see anything in the way for them to choose to end their lives. The screening process must be super-nice. And I can fool them how that works in Switzerland, if it's just knocking on doors and saying, what are you doing for a death-slave? It's quite simple to get to that.

If it's a tenner in Turkey, I think you should be stricter than that. Yes, and that's where the problems start, and that's what makes it so complicated, right? But this is important, when we made the band, we were in the 18th year, so this was the same year we recorded the channel-cooled song. It wasn't a political quarter. If you start to talk like that, just shut up, we are rock band. We have a Facebook page where we have a survey with one star, and it's one that's in Hanisq. Or something like this. Do you think people should be able to take life hits and kill people? We think we are a support group for political…

Do you think so? Do you have to sit and survey? No, no, no, I can registration. A regular old man on Facebook. Not a certain kind of person. You can register. No, no, registration of your page. You can have 5 stars or something. I register music with everything in it, political, around the band title. On the other hand, we get a package for not being political enough. And it's just a lot of whining's a bit too much of a mess.

What is often the theme of your songs? We try to avoid being a Pils band, but it's often Pils ends up in it. But it's... We try to... The last song of ours is called All In, and it's a sort of gambling anthem. And then it's just a little irony and shit that you have to... I mean, everything I do is all in, the vocalist sings, so just when in trouble, just go for it, just go for it, just go for it. And then it's like that, there are a lot of lyrics that are... they live in a kind of... sometimes quite... sometimes they are a little bit ironic, sometimes a little of character. It's kind of like… It's a bit of a tongue-in-cheek. But also, sometimes honest lyrics and…

But it's not like… When we started, as I said, we started when we were 18, so we've been doing this for 15 years now. So we had a song about Siv Jensen when we were younger. We made some political lyrics, but they fell through quickly. Yes, it often happens with politics and things like that. I noticed that myself. It's timeless. It's like... suddenly you sing like this... I need 1000 and 10, active death, self-help, intravenous, which is more of a gubbet. We are more of a gubbet, actually, more of a gubbet with Sikve. It's something about the timelessness, and I admire those who have very current things,

because then you have to renew yourself very often too. I have witnessed a good work ethic, I like to remember the other way around. If I have a note on the block, I have something that is up to date, and something that is early, then it's a joke to start with something up to date. It's done, you can do it today, and then it's done. If the joke is good enough, I do it on stage, and then it's done. But it's to sit and work longer with something that is very up to date. What you feel in these times, it's that you feel that you have seen both the immediate joke on the internet, on Instagram, Twitter, or on the internet.

You have seen people taunting the immediate thing. You have seen people ironicizing about it. You have seen a third time ironicizing about those who have been ironicized about it. It takes a day and then it's super actual. Take Marius Borg's high building case or the trick in the apple house. You have to find a kind of timeless entrance and then it can be a punchline in it. But to start like this, he's in high… he's in Marius! Yes, I learned that. The trick in the apple house, there are a lot of people. I don't do it often, but I made a little joke on a story about the apple house. And it's totally cool.

And that there is a caravan that drove in and said that Apple had to treat the sweatshop better. That's great. And I was angry like a dog. When I saw everything else. Angry like a pig. Then I sat in... Then you're stupid. Then I scrolled on and it's like one after the other.

And then Magnus Devold came on Instagram and said, I have no... I mean, in the absence of throwing myself on that, he had some joke about something else. So he made a new team on it, and then he was going to make a new team. But the whole day we were sitting with that trick, we were sitting in a chat, you know, where we were sitting and like… Joking around with jokes.

Joking around with jokes and wondering… almost a joke bingo, who do you think it is? Siva. Yes, that's right. We were sitting and waiting for what you think will be different from the comical take? What will Hasse Hope be? That was a fun day in the chat. Yesterday I was on stage to try some new things, and I had on the block… No, it was maybe not yesterday, but it was a while ago.

Ilan Møsk, right? I had an idea that Ilan Møsk, at every rally, and he jumped on stage like an idiot, with his arms in the air and his legs split up. And I had the idea that he would try to mark his ex with the jump. And that's a fun point. And then I went in and searched around to find more food, and I find many others who use that. Many others who use the ex-things, and that was a huge thing. Come on! – Right. Now we're in danger of being accused of… – Of being hermits, right? – Yes.

That's also a danger today. – Yes. And then you can miss out on a new week, a new time, where people are excited and wonder what the best satirist in Norway will say about this on Friday. You can take that with you, maybe. It's like I have to fill up... You have done too much research. No, I haven't. Now I have to listen to this sound book. I have to fill up the book, Heroine Chick, which is a damn good book. I just thought we should read less. To this day. So I have so much time, so little, so much to read.

I think you should take a Skåber-like version now, and just assume that you have read it, and just try it. I'm not going to mention it, I'm going to mention it. I don't know, a good friend and colleague who has been in Brenner's books, and talked about a book he has not read. No. Imagine that yourself. And then, oh, what Brenner, and literature people, then you will… It must have been destroyed, like that. He says that. I was just reading the book, and I haven't read any of it. I just read it behind the book, and then I have to start telling it again.

What is the purpose? Have you been destroyed by us? And then it's like... Yes, I'm very fond of what's written on page 312 here. But what you can also do is to feed this heroine chick with one of the KIs, you know. And then you just say, give me a contract. I don't have time to prompt a chat GPT. I have to load a new chat GPT. I don't have a Mac, I'm just going to do the mobile.

Chat GPT on my phone. I don't know what the hell. And prompt the food in me. Prompt the food in me. I don't have time. A contract and food in! I don't have time! Co-produced by Heroin Chic and Hotto Text It was so nice to talk to you It was nice to be here

And 11th of January at Centrum Scene And then you will be in a book of Mormon Yes, I will be there in August 25th So I'm still in the middle of it It's a dream to. Congratulations on that role. It's so much fun. It's Snorri Monson in the lead role. Me and Snorri. I know we're done, but I saw it on Broadway with the original cast in 2011. Excuse me. And I remember thinking, I told myself, when this comes to Norway, you must be there.

And the boss said... When you bit the sausage when he took it away from you? It will be the next time we talk, but I was actually on an ensemble audition there, because I was so keen on being there. And that was one of the worst things I have done in my life, an ensemble audition. It was basically a dance audition to be part of the Mormono group. But then I was a bit jealous. But that was just when we started making Hit for Hit, so it was just great that I didn't remember being there.

Things just fall right away. Now it's my turn to be Elder Price. It's really nice to have this and to you at home have a good weekend or whatever. Or you have to be drunk. Bye! Modern Media