Fladseth - #218 - Hallvard Dyrnes

Episode Date: December 6, 2024

Hallvard «Dyret» Dyrnes er innom og forteller om å ha den kulturelle skolesekken på nakken, blant annet.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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My whole body wants to say young Halvard Ynnes. The young comedian, but you are fucking not so young anymore, I think you have almost become over 30. I'm not yet lucky. I'm 29. You are a classic comedian, you will look young until until you suddenly grow, when you are 40-50, suddenly you have gray hair, you have a little bit of wrinkles, but you are still just a young person who has grown. You have seen those people there, those you have had something to do. It's been 30 years, suddenly time has passed, and now you going to turn 50 years and you see that it's getting old.

Many people have the pre-death streak, you see that it's not fast. It will go over night. It will lay me in the age of 44. It can happen. You look young and awake. From the way you look in the city picture, you have a lifestyle that makes you the best metabolic age in the world. What is the metabolic and biological age in your mind? That's what I'm thinking. Shall we say 35? No, don't do that.

35, yes. It's funny when you test with a age of 14, and you are 35. And that's actually very old. When you are only 14. I was going to say that you have Wikipedia. You haven't got it yet. It's always a bit disappointing, of course. But can you inform me that you have a rating on Google? Do I have a rating on Google?

There's one person who has registered and given you... What do you think? 5 stars! 5 stars on Google! Nice! I have to see if I have done it or? I think you can. The registration won't be... I don't think I'll get to see what I have done, right? I think I can. Yes. In the future, the reports will not be published.

I don't think I will ever see it. But you are a young, half-young, juggler. When did you start to get involved in this game? I started a stand-up in 2016. I started to improve a little bit in a couple of years. You started to go to other theaters and did that. Yes, I came in when I was 17 years old. I tried to play improv.

It was pretty bad. You were not Wayne Rooney? No, it was not Wayne Rooney who fell on the carpet there. You went the hard way. I remember. How much talent, how much hard work? 70-30? 70-30 hard work? 70 hard work.

At least in the Impress you were 70 hard work. Because that was a little talent. So you were that bad? I was more than that. I remember the first time I played, I remember I went from... I was like... I was that bad? I know myself. I was like... It was so bad! I know for myself.

I know for myself that when I'm on the input stage, I've hit it a few times, but it's... It's like the standard. You have to work a lot with it. Because everything is technical there. Especially the input is only technical. If you just have to put on what's funny there, then you get burned out quickly. It's easy to get burned out.

Yes, it is. People try to joke about the intro scene. At least on other theaters where they play more stories. It's very Oslo-like. It's called Impro theater. In Oslo. People understand that now. It's not like they're sitting in the hall. In an unknown hall. It's not like they're sitting in a hall all the time. In a remote, remote...

A remote, remote, Nitte Dahl. I'm trying to define the most remote part of the hall. It was the hall. The city of the hall. A sort of Rabant in the hall. So you understand what improvisation does, right? Of course you do. Improvised theatre.

That's the name. So you're doing this, Hallvar, and you... I mean, you're not doing a stand-up job, but you're doing it, without putting on that damn mask of a camera with a tripod and filming your face and putting it on. Now I'm just bitter and angry, because I can't do it myself. But you're filming, and you have content. If I'm not on TV, do I have to make my own content?

Now the old man has to ask if you... Is it TikTok that you're on? I'm on kick now. It's TikTok. TikTok and Instagram. And this has also led you out on the road, as they say, with the cultural school bag on your shoulder. And I've been there too. The cultural school bag? There's been a lot of... There's one story about a fisherman.

Yes, you know what the cultural school is. You know what it is? I understand what you're going to do. Shall I take this one? It's neither for the elderly nor are you allowed to talk about it. I think we just have to keep the name of the school anonymous. That's fine. It's fine for me. If it's the only requirement, it's fine.

No, except that. I have been out in the cultural school and have done stand-up for a long time. That means you're out getting some support from the state, right? From the state to get to the secondary school at 10 in the morning in auditors and do stand-up for building and construction lines in various places in the country. Building and construction, yes. So, without generalizing violence, but it will be a bit violent, but it happens. There are ADHD kids and people who are right out of the smoke. That's right.

Sometimes the worst is... These guys have learned how it is to be tough, but they are not. They sit with their legs spread, but their shoulders are up on their ears, because they are also terrified of what everyone thinks of them. So it's interesting, a studio like that, you learn a lot. That's what I know. But for those who say, and it's become an annoying habit to say, and it's been the case for years, I don't understand that you dare. I don't understand that you dare to go up there.

Just... I mean, any other stand-up is zero stress compared to this. I've always admired you and almost sat down on you at the same time, because you're eager and you can do it. That's the longest I've done so far. Most admired. But it was bloody hard. Yes, it was. It's 10 in the morning. You had me at 10 in the morning for this.

You're in the classroom and these students came out of a time... They knew what they were doing. Often. I have one. I can tell you the story, the weirdest experience actually. I was at a school, and I walk on the floor, and half of the hall is in a good mood. I'm like, damn, it works, it's swinging, and they're laughing, and the other half

look at me as if they've seen a ghost. And it's not that the hall is not divided into two, when you say it's a divided hall, is that clear? No, it's two. I almost thought that there was one half of the hall of Pottersure, like you have the divisions on our floor, I thought. Yes, it was like that.

Was it actually your division? Was it one part that was a grumpy and one that was happy? Yes, and then I did it was black. It was like that. It was a part of you. It was one part that was angry and one that was happy. And I did it. They never just stare at me, I don't understand what's going on. Or if it had been serious, I would have been like that. I didn't work that way, but when the half-part was serious, it became very, very strange. And then I started talking to the teacher of the class afterwards, and she she didn't want to put herself in what I came up with. Because this is a presentation I made at the other theater, which was called Life Mastering, since it was a cross-exam class. So I'm just going to talk about stand-up for that.

And she had just read the transition and heard from the students, and the teacher had taken them aside before they entered, and said that we are going to a project, and a guy who has struggled a lot with bullying. And he is going to talk about how he dealt with bullying. And if I hear any of you snort or laugh at what he is doing, I will send you home. Oh, yes, damn! And then they come straight in there and say jokes and piss a lot. They almost manage to hold themselves back, because there is a legend. He has left! He has left for Asken! And now he is just on drunken jokes and... I want to learn how he put it forward, if there stood up to me so rarely when I came out there.

Oh my god, there are more idiots here! You're blowing air into the stage, just double blowing air. Fuck off! And they're like, damn, it's either going very well or very bad with him. It's 50-50 right now. And then you're going to... I have one last presentation with this. This is the very last presentation. On a ongoing school.

Where it will be almost a race. Eindsvoll, ongoing school. We're not going to say it. I know you want to hear it, but we can't say it. So, I'll do one performance in 10 hours, and then I'm on with a new performance in 12. And then I go on, and it's a bit of a sad atmosphere. And I have understood, I have been told that in some schools they have done a lot of things, that it's a bit of a boring thing, then they laugh.

They are happy, these kids. And then I always have an student up to introduce me. So he comes up on stage and then he asks me, what's your name? And then he says, my name is Petter. Yes, cool, Petter, what's your favorite subject? He's like, I'm cool. And then a little like, what he likes to eat. Just because you talk to him before you make him safe on stage. And then he asks, and for example, when you are in front of, for example, what is your civil status?

And he doesn't know what his civil status is, so he answers student. And the whole audience laughs. And then I joke a little bit about that, and have a terrible smile on it, because I like gym, because I said gym teacher is a classic gym teacher, P. Dovitz. A couple of callbacks with that out of the show. And go home, I think,

that was it. Oh, so it wasn't worse than that. You hinted a bit that there was some kind of paedophilia. There were some explicit jokes, but it wasn't anything worse than what I had done before. No, you were inside the paedophilia, in the world. You just go away. And you had no choice. I had no choice.

And then I was away. And I was satisfied with no danger. And then I went home. And then Monday came. And I was called up by the guy who had produced the show. And he was like, now it's been half an hour, now an accident has happened here. I was like, what do you mean? No, he's the one who's giggling, you're to blame for being a pedophile. I was like, I understand who you mean. I don't agree with... How do you... Okay, okay. He was actually the producer who took your team here. He was on my team.

He was accused of being a pedophile. It costed so much. He's from another theater on my team. They want a meeting where you have to come. First of all, what they want now to solve the problem is that you will come to school on Friday. Stand in front of all the classes in Euland and say, sorry, I'm sorry for what I said. I want to confirm that your gym teacher is not a pedophile. No, it's not. Yes, that's what the school knows I'm going to do. I had to say no to that. Now you're back. You've come back to school.

This is not how you get in your adult age. This is how you might get when you go to school. And then there's one thing, if he's joking, I think he's relaxed quite a bit. I don't think anyone thought about it then and then. Is it something that he had done when he became a pedo? Especially when I came back from the internet and said, I'm just going to confirm to you that he's not a pedo. That's what you do when Saddam won the election.

When Saddam took power, he got one of those who were opponents of him to stand and say that I took the wrong path, I tried and nothing else was said but God and his family was left behind and the pig was raped by the whole family. And he had to say that this is the most totalitarian thing you can do, is to send out one to say such things. And then he's just smiling. And there are a lot of emails back and forth between the school and the cultural school bag and the theater that has produced this. And then it ends up that it will be a meeting between me, him and the teacher, the producer from the cultural school bag and the boss from the other theater. And then it comes to show that the teacher is a little drawn into this. The management has reacted violently. So he comes and says,

we're just nice to meet you and we can talk a little about it. But the cultural school teacher, he's the one who lights up all the clubs. He's so ready to take part. Oh, he is? Yes, and he's excited. Didn't you work for these people for such a long time? Yes, but they didn't like me. You didn't?

No, because it was a bit stand-up, but they didn't like me. They didn't? No. Because you were a bit of a stand-up, they thought you were going to be... Yes, and I had got some money to develop the lecture during the summer. I was going to have a trial lecture in August, but my flight home from another job was cancelled, I didn't get it, and since then they were mad at me. So I started, and he says in the meeting, and he just said, give this school a little bit of's call it the Modern Media School.

Then he starts the whole meeting, the gym teacher, no, he from the cultural school department, has to say yes, we have gathered here today, Hallvar, to find out how you can say goodbye. And to find out how we can help this ongoing school to move forward. If this ongoing school can actually go on from what has happened. No, you're saying that? Yes. Yes, that's right. So he thinks I'm putting down the school?

Yes. Isn't that worse? No! It's damn easy to put down the school. There's been so much mass about this, that it's been so long. Just send me to the entrance. Which school do you want to put it in the school. There was so much food in there, that it was so hard to put it in. If you send me to the school, it's... Which school do you want to put it in? Hal Penovitz?

Every time I'm in stand-off, Tomat comes running after me, saying not to let him put it in that school. And then they keep meeting, and he's from a cultural school, he keeps talking and talking and talking. And sometimes he's like, I don't want to talk anymore. And then it ends with him being so pissed off that he can't find a solution to this now. And he's like, yes, yes, he's going to school. And he's like, no.

So now you have to record a video of him saying goodbye to the gym teacher. I would have loved fun watching this. How did you do it? You are a grown man. It's very fun that you are talking to yourself. That you actually don't have any choice. You have all the choices in the world. I sit here and it's a bit the same for me. I have a good feeling about the video. It doesn't do anything to me. The only thing that has to do with that is to make the video look great. Do you have it?

Yes, the video is there, but I have the lyrics. You can hear it. Can you read it now? Yes, I'll take it in the big round. I send the video, and now they have been angry. And then it's autumn vacation. And then the teacher said, we just get the message for autumn vacation. Yes, they are happy with the video, we will put it back. And then it's so fast.

And then I hear half of them save, they were so close, two centimeters away, and I remember the honor-curses. They had started to fight with lawyers and were ready to go to court. So it was so much. One video and they were like, we're done with the case. This is what you dream about as a comedian, that there will be so much show and that you create so many reactions. But it is clear that when I am in high school, it changes the case a bit. Not ideal. Imagine if you just had, Imagine if you just had...

I can record a video, I can film it myself, I can be more personal. Then you just press record, and then you turn the camera towards him from where you're at school, so you can just watch him. This guy is an epidophilic f***. Do you have the text?

Yes, I have the text. I'm going to run it here. I think we need to get as much out of this as possible. It's a huge story, I have to say. Here you can get the video quite clearly. My name is Hallvar. Who wrote it? Mats Veldet. Is that so?

Yes. In collaboration with me. My name is Hallvar. It's me who wrote it. Good luck. Is it? Yes. In collaboration with me. My name is Hallvar. I was visiting the show, Life is String, on the second show I got permission to sing some of the songs that were far beyond the line and that I regret very much afterwards. I have thought a lot about it and I would like to say sorry for it. I am very sorry.

We will continue working on the show, this was the last show, so that something like this doesn't happen again and again. I am very, very sorry for what I said. That's fantastic. It's just... I don't know what to say. But it's of course... I remember... I remember once again, I remember when people came to mine, it wasn't a youth school anymore, it was youth school.

It was maybe still in progress now. It was a bit boring now, it was never a stand-up, of course. It was a project. Jørnis has done stand-up in the cultural school before. And I did it now. And now the third one is done. This is a continuing school. I remember that I am old.

We saw the worst. We couldn't get enough jokes. If you are going to build bridges, or reach the next level, and I'm not talking about everyone, but a lot of people, then you have to have at least one joke. Yes, yes. What are they like now? I'm the helter-skelter. That's what we see. I know. But again, it's...

Of course, this was one school. Who was that management? It was probably... I've met some students who went there afterwards. They were like that. We didn't think much about it, but they were in the management. They were in Harnisk. They made a whole pedo thing. Maybe he... You know that he is alive. They have made a hell around him and created a kind of aura of pedophilia around him.

They forced him to talk about it in the hour, week after. All the students wanted to be like, yes, some thought it was fun, some thought it was boring. But when they were about to start, They were picked up in the hour. All the teachers the next day were supposed to talk about their situation. Where are you from? Östersjø. The biggest bird reserve. Östersjø water.

That is water. The biggest bird reserve in Europe, I see. I don't believe in that. I've tried to google this. I've done a quiz a few times. I can't find one bird that actually shows that Östensjø is the first biggest bird reserve. It's a false news. Not in Northern Europe, I can find a good bird on it. Isn't Northern Europe the biggest bird reserve?

It can't be. Of course it can't be. Weight? 73. Height? 82. BMI? Of course it's not. Weight? 73? Height? 82? BMI? 21?

Then I'm pessimistic. Or optimistic. It sounds right. Defense? Defense? Running? Running? Running? Running. Attack. Youth attack. Pre-truck attack.

Call the police? Go to court? Number 7 from Nam Fah. Yes, good. We are going straight into a scenario. I just have to make one small rant. Because I have followed Anders Nordstad on Instagram for a long time, and I have followed him a bit. There is no doubt that the giants are known to the power they have. I know the Norwegian group, Coop and Rema 1000. Or whatever, it will be that. They have now had the opportunity to set up the prices as they want, so we know that.

But we don't do much with it, we complain a little, but we let them do it. They also get a lot of complaints because they got some with things. And if you don't do anything now, it's completely out of control. First, if you look at all the posters, where it says Norwegian apples, last time I was at Kobe yesterday, it says Norwegian apples, the star. And then I expect that it should be somewhere. What is the star if it's... Then it says Zongdahl, right? I didn't find that. I wanted to ask about the Norwegian apples.

What does the star mean? They are actually from Spain. It's so annoying that I keep on arguing with them. But what they also do, as you may have seen, is that all the products they have in the shelf now are self-produced. They have someone who produces for them. They don't make in the background. They have someone who produces for them. They don't make in the back room. They have their own producers. They have Coop, Killing, Polegg. They have Coop, Ditto Dat.

They have all the products. The eggs. Coop is English brand. That's how they do it. And then they squeeze. They have almost no other products in the shops than these own produced products. What they do is that it's not insane that one of the competitors or something else should do something with this. When they squeeze something, it's one and one tradition. All of the self-sufficient producers smoke something that flies, because they just have to keep going. What we get is 100% Soviet style. Here is the store and here are the goods you get in our Soviet state.

Have you noticed these things? And why is it that no one cares about it? Do you understand it? Are you interested in it? I think very few are interested in it. Very few are interested in it. And do you know why? And this is again a book I'm reading these days, which I finally started reading. A Stolen Focus by Harari... not Harari, Har... Murakami? No, not Murakami. In any case, not Murakami. I've never heard of Murakami. Jon Høspel?

No. Just a name for three. It's just some basic things that happen to us. Not just because of smartphones, but we lose our focus. We can't, there's so much to keep our focus on, we can't focus. We can't focus, we can't care about ourselves, and think about the combination of these things here, and that the reason they don't happen is because we can't care about ourselves at the people level. I mean that we are dead silent. This is one example of many, but I think we are dead silent, I don't think we have a chance to be conspiratorial.

Is this exactly what Deep State wants? We have become sauerkraut. It's a definition of sauerkraut. Do you think that Deep State wants us to only eat one meat brand? I think it's the overall measure. One meat brand. It's the North Fjord-ride, which is actually the deepest. One deep state, one sweet potato brand, one universal dominance. Okay, that was... And now we're going into something much more interesting.

Look at the scenario. And we had a... Our listener here, he has a little round with some scenario-varsity here with Adrian Høg, very good act. And it got others... I don't have many... Are you opening a new Nocco under here? Yes. The second Nocco? I'm so happy with Nocco. You said on the news that you have nothing to do today.

Yes. So you're with Norsk as always after 1 pm. Yes. Is'm with you whenever, after 1 pm. Is it because you're sleeping until 1 pm? Or what's happening? I sleep until 11 pm. And then you're up and running. Now I have my mom and dad on vacation, so I move into their house. A small cabin vacation at their house. Oh, yes. That's great.

And then it takes a little longer to get there. beginning. Of course it does. We'll see. So now other scriptwriters have got their hands on this. Lasse Brunevold, who has written and written a very well-used script here in the pod. A medium-aged script. And now it's fucking going again. Adrian Høgen is walking in the area. Are you ready? Yes, I'm ready. A scenario by Lasse Bruno. From Lasse Bruno. You are being led into a massive, this has never been done before,

so we'll see how it goes. I don't know. I think you are being led into a massive, but well lit hangar. Hangar? Hangar. Hangar. Hangar is completely empty, apart from the fact that there are 999 randomly selected Norwegians on the list. It's totally Hunger Games over here. A voice on the speaker says, choose one sport, skill or skill you will compete in. So you have to choose one sport, skill or skill, right?

So either... Yes, we understand. Competition must be in the hangar, but you can get everything you need for the performance. Only the winner survives. One of the 999, you are the number 1000. And the rest with the neck shot. Which competition do you choose to make the winners out as the only survivors? And here it is possible to take time. We can go to the listeners.

Relatively sped up guy we have in front front of us, he said he weighs about 70 kg. I think we are lying around here. And do you train? Do you have anything under this tracksuit? Under this tracksuit there are a pair of asthma lungs. That's not true. You are not going to be running. No, and I am not going to be running with animals from the allergic reaction. So you are not going to be running. No, and you're not supposed to be running from being an animal, because I'm allergic to it. Yes, but not like, agile. No, because then I'll be standing and peeing on the third jump.

No, you're not supposed to. You just have to find something you think you're in the top 1000 of, if you choose to, Feldig among the Norwegians. Theatre sport. Or gym, but then I have to be on the team, you know. Suddenly Mats Eldøn comes in. Suddenly I'm the old man of 88, you know. I'm so fucking tired of it. Mats Eldøn has mentioned it twice now. He's an improv actor.

It's still very annoying. I have to choose. I choose to avoid things that are dangerous. End up losing to bad weather in theatre sport. Now they're too much of a name-dropping here. But I mean... I the closest, if you're completely accidentally selected, to be in FIFA. FIFA is allowed of course, esports. I think it has to be some kind of computer game. Yes, but it's allowed.

It's allowed. To choose FIFA is a bit too high a risk. Or how good are you in FIFA? It's like, say, 1000 random people. Then you have Åse Marie at 97 years old, and then you have 3-year-old boys and stuff. Yes, it's not about that. So you just have to assume that it's a completely random selection. Then you have babies and elderly people, who may be 30%? For example, I could have chosen BMA, but not if I was my age.

Yes, because if there is one who should survive, you can of course beat them. But I would unfortunately believe that one of them is stronger than me. And that applies to me too. Is that what you say? That you think among the thousands of people who have chosen Nordmuss, is there of them is stronger than me. And that's my case too. Is that what you're saying? That you think that out of the thousands of people that have chosen the Norwegian, is the only one stronger than me? Then you should be lucky if you think that you can scare everyone. I think I've never been in a room, ever, where I've been the strongest. You think so?

I think I've never been. And how does that feel? It's quite... It doesn't bother me at all. No? No. I am... You have to find your place. Yes, you have to. It's a good thing to be in the middle, like me. I'm more in the middle.

Because you can be a joker. I can pretend to be a joker. I have several times, if I'm really exposed to jokers, I can keep my head so cool that I can play psycho, I can play the little hack of his mind in the blink of an eye. And that is very, very important. They think that I can take him, but do I take the chance? He actually looks pretty crazy, everything can happen.

If you can run with full power. Yes, think about running. Aren't you pretty strong too? I'm probably stronger than I am good at fighting. Do you have a shield from people who train at the same city as you? You are pretty strong. Yes, I see. I'm probably stronger than I am good at fighting.

I have trained a little bit more recently. I have some very strong setbacks because of shoulder pain and stuff. I should actually be training on that. But... Yes, okay. So we are not going to get into triathlons? We are not going to get into... No, I think I will beat 1000 in a row. It has to be something non-physical. Maybe we should play some computer games. Yes, but FIFA is the most played game in Norway.

That's what I'm worried about. What other games do you play? Now I play Kingdom Come Deliverance. Isn't that something? If it's possible to play two-player games on it. Have you played anything else that is a little more special, that you are insanely good at? I have... What the hell is a special game I've played? Football manager? Yes. That's fun.

It's football manager, of course. That's cool. Because then you have to play. You can't do that. You can't play one game. No, no. Everyone gets one, everyone gets two seasons with the same team. Two seasons. Who takes the most trophies in those two seasons? That's... That's... That's... That's too much to die for.

At least. You're irritated when you lose to a football manager when you're not on the line. Imagine that last game when you're on the line. And then the stick burns in your pants. Oh, yeah. I think it's about Lila. And then the stick burns in the socks. I think it's very good to choose. For those who don't know, everyone knows.

You say it yourself. You are a coach. But then the question is who will choose the team first? Number one chooses the team first. I think everyone has the same team. We play on each of our computer. Yes, of course. Then you play two or three seasons. The one that does the best inside your save.

And it's very measurable, of course. It's very measurable. We close it. Very good. And then... Yes, it's super. It's nice. It's not stupid. This is what you want while... Oh, I'm in the middle of it. You is to get the opportunity to learn the guest more. Like we do here. I know you're an asthma patient now. And so on and so on. And such a damn game.

And like I say every time I'm in a podcast, I try to say something that has disappointed me since I started with stand-up. That I have never been booked to maintain the Asthma Energy Association. I am so sick of that. I understand that very well. But who else do we have? I think we have quite a few. What is inside that inhalator? I can take it up and see. I also have a good friend. He has always had that, but I never understood what was inside.

It is this ventolin, the discus, as it is called. And each dose, 60 doses, 60 blows. Does it depend on how hard it blows? No, because when you open it, you release one dose. Yes, so some blow so hard, but do you need it? Do you need it? Is it. Some people blow so hard, but do you need that? Yes, you pull it in. Is it like an extra dig? You have to get it all the way to your lungs.

If you don't stop at the tongue, it won't help you much. And there it is, each bottle contains the virus. Salbutanol. And that is? It is a substance that stops cramps in the top of the chest.

If I remember correctly. So that's the problem? That cramps in the top of the chest? Yes, you have some small actions on the top of the chest. And you can use other medicines to reduce it. But that's in between if you're training or it's cold or it's just unusual that it happens when you want, they get together. What happens? Is it a miscarriage? Or do you have a lot of dust? Or what the hell happens? For some it's a miscarriage, for some it's not. For me, I don't know. I found out when I was 10 years old. Because I had such a bad condom.

I didn't train much either, but it was such a bad condom. I didn't train much either, but it was such a bad condom. It was strange how bad I was running. And then I got bronchitis. And then I was on death. I was lying, you know, and it can happen to me too, you know, I was bleeding on May 17th. Yes, but it was like a turn of the summer. I heard something like that when I was breathing.

And then it was straight to the doctor. The doctor was like, yes, here we are going to get medicines. So I don't know, but different things can come. And it triggers as much as possible. But why is there no one who has a cover for that very, very loaded little blue and turquoise hockey puck. This one, I hope I'm saying it right, this one you know what it is. You don't know, but you know.

And this one, you have a cover for everything, cool covers for the car, and here you can have your car, and here you can have the key to the house and everything. It can't be anything, because I wouldn't have missed my card if I had been on Asmamedicine. Isn't it business? It is business. Asma cover? Asma Puck cover? The whole row is a bit like that. You can have wild motives. Every time you change a box, you just change the cover to a new one.

You can have a dødning suit on, and fat things, and scary things. Or have things that we Asmamedicers don't like, like matte and... A little physical, but strict. You can also check the exam papers. Or you can have a paper roll of Jokse notes. I have never had a school exam since the beginning. You haven't got a free pass, have you? No, no since then. You didn't have a free time either? No, no, no. They never checked that. No, they didn't. They checked more during the day than they did before. I was relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing, relaxing the exam rooms. We noticed that we had the big computers that you got if you went to the real class. If I went to the real class? I went to the drama classes.

I found drama classes. You didn't have those. Because we had them on all the exams. But they had a notebook function. The computers. It was like going through the notebook. If you went, it was difficult to write. So you could just go and store all your pensions in the calculator. And you could just pick up from it when you sat down for the exam. I'm not going to encourage all the young listeners to cheat.

You want to learn things, it's a trick. It's the trickiest to learn. But I understand. I've cheated a lot myself. It's been a few rounds. But it's it's fun to be able to trick the system. If you go into the 10s, you really want to go into that and the further school, because there goes your friends. Or there your friends will go and they have a better average. Of course you want to get better characters? I think you should learn. It's fun to learn, but if you don't learn in your own way, curiosity, and that you like it, then it's hopeless anyway.

And then you learn. I don't think I learned much at school. I was doing... The food at the kindergarten was food. Food and food. And the only thing I was worried about was I didn't remember a shit. I don't remember what a lot of fun. Fun and touching, and the only thing I didn't like was that I didn't remember a thing. The youth school was a little better, of course, but also a lot of fun. But I remember that I learned a little there. I wrote some Norwegian styles and I think that was the given. The next things were revision and revision and other things. I learned a little. But I feel that everything I learned is in the adult age. And that is the things that are important to learn.

Do you remember one thing you learned in school? Besides reading and writing and things like that? Pythagoras, hypotenuse and cathetus, or what the hell is it? Catheter. Catheter? It's not catheter. Cathet... It's not cathedra. Cathedra. Thersivus Rekid.

I remember that I learned about... I don't remember, but I probably learned something. I don't remember what I learned here and what I learned there. I think first and foremost the school is about teaching and teaching. That you have the ability to add to your learning. It's terrible how you forget the day after the exam. I'm going to put it back. I'm not against the school. But it's absolutely...

I'm a bit ahead of the idea that you should learn more about the things, more about preparing to be an adult human being. And maybe a little less of puking and just that we have to learn about some old kingdom or some old religion or something. More basics and more practical things around being a human being, being a human being living around other people. Isn't that an idea? That's an idea, but then you learn drama, after all.

That gives you some skills, at least. That suits me very well, because I'm the only one who learns drama. Because you went, not the drama line, but you went like my lady, the drama-theater-complication. The same as my lady, it's drama-theater-complication. You got... I've heard about it all. What do I do with it? What did you get there? No, if I take pedagogy, I become a drama teacher. That's it. But it's not just drama or... Same as that? Same as that.

Okay, do you have anything to say before we move on? Next? I'm almost out of words here. Just talk. Just try to say before we move on? We don't have anything to say. Just talk. I just want to say that I don't have anything to say. Østensjø, there you were, up there, after you got your medical license. Yes, after I got my medical license, I was right up in the mountains. Who was it? It was me.

What were you doing at that time? Before I went to kindergarten and I was very fond of going home from school and making me fast noodles and watching MacGyver. Damn, noodles. I often have Sundays when I'm busy with the old, of course. I eat some cheeses. I make myself healthy, of course. And then I eat some of it, and then I get tired of it. But those are the first cheeses. You roll in a real chee, a real devil. I push the chee into the fork, and then I eat it. But you have to have those cheap pack noodles,

to get that real nostalgia feeling from when you were a child. I can get my eyes lost. And you... Oh! And again a shout out to... It will be the great-grandfather to the daughter of Ole Klevan. If the great-grandfather was a doctor during the Korean War, He called the Norwegian community and said I have ten Polio children here.

Can I take them home to Norway and give them treatment? He agreed to that. Treat them all to be healthy. One of them died. What? Yes, have you heard of it? No, it's the best father to... No, this is a bit far out. This is the best father to... No, this is... This is a bit far out, of course.

This is the best father to the daughter of Ole Klevan. The best father to the daughter of Ole Klevan? Damn, that's... Do you know the podcast? Damn, it's just a bit hard to understand the family map, but I'll stick with it. We're going to... Now Rik is standing and scratching the door here. And you have to have more horses.

It's money. Horse income. Spindelig days on Berkitradbanet. It's Super Saturday. We'll see up there. So then dad has to go in and work. Dad has to go in and work. We're going into the game, what do you have on the block?

Where do you write your stuff? I write... Speaking of cover and cover, maybe you should change your phone's bag. Damn, is it from the first world war? From when I was 3 years old. Damn. Okay. We are in the Spalten. And you write on regular notes, Or do you have more fans? I have a notebook at home. You have it?

I have a lot on my phone. I just started. I thought about it. Because I was going to the session. And I was a witness to one who entered the lady guide room and played very fast. He played very badly that he had gone wrong. So this is something he has perhaps done before. I think that in my most perverse inner mind, I think that it would have been interesting to to take a quick look inside, because it's a very strange world. I've seen naked women,

as it is me, but it's not necessarily naked when I'm looking, and I would never have done that, but it's more like looking inside a place you never see. And how do they stand? stand there, and cover themselves up. Or is it like in the man-garden robe, where you are not ready to stand with your picket out there and perhaps put on your socks before you put on your underwear? Because that's something we have to work with in the man-garden robe. Oh! I have started with myself.

I have started. You have become a father. Then you start to give a fuck. I have started to have a shamelessness. There is something about it. There is an alpha-hans approach too, you know. It's to have... You show quite a bit of a shamelessness. There is an alpha in his approach too. You show a lot of pomp. You show a selfishness in putting on socks first.

And then you stand there, putting on the other sock, while the ball is moving. You get the point away from the bottom of your knee when you are stretched out. I call to ring the wheel in. It's to put on the socks first. And then I stand there to call the wheel in. It's to take the socks first. And then you call the wheel in. And then you put the back of your head in the closet. You're just screwing around. So what are your socks on first? Can it stand? I don't know.

There's something about that. But yes, I thought. What are the most credible ways to enter the female wardrobe? As a man, what is the most... How can you avoid it? And I think that, of course... If you make an operation around it, that you enter as one who is not supposed to train, but as one who is from... An engineer, someone like that, I'm just going to look at the red here, But if you are not training with someone who is from a certain...

I will just look at the pipe here, then it is very strange to do. And then you want to come... then you have to go out again. Then it would be very suspicious if you come in and you have not received a passcode. If you bang on it. Yes, because you have to either sneak in or say I will just look at the pipe. And the lady guide will be like... You can't just go in there. I'm from the city of all the excitation. I just have to look in the showers. I think the key is to play well, so that you have to go in there as a master actor.

Play blind? Like when you meet someone on the street, and you've seen the host, but you don't want to greet the host, then it becomes a confrontation with the host you don't want to greet. The way you manage to play that surprise, not everyone is very good at it. I personally think I master it. And that's the kind of acting you want in D-erobben, when you blow in there. So you come in, you are in the Dabengarderobben, you have blown in quite early. I'm a bit like Kramer, I think. You can't be halfway, you just have to be straight in.

And where are we now? Sats, where do you train? I'm on Sats Sagen, but it can be anything. So two, I would say, turn around from your left. A mother and daughter who have been training. Mother 50, daughter 25. And they are not close-knit, you know? No. Or?

They are close-knit, and they turn around and say... What? Who? I'm sorry. I have gone wrong. I'm sorry. I think you almost have to go in as a claimer. And when you look up, you get that mentality. You don't have to look outside. You just have to look at them. You have to look at them on a macro level. You have to look at Helga Derob. You have should have a picture of how he is on the inside.

How many are standing and talking. How many have hands around them and cover themselves, as they are on the beach. I think that ladies are more private during the shift than in Helga Derob. I'm almost against it. I notice that it becomes difficult for me to make it sound like I'm not very interested in seeing her today. But you train in the The store and buy things? Or what? You don't believe that she has to work hard? It works. It's so funny. Then I'm happy.

I overheard someone mention the word freelancer. It comes from freelancing. A camp soldier. He's a freelancer. A freel lance? Yes. He's a freelancer, because he starts to lance his lance here and there. And I thought it would be fun to see a camp soldier with the same attitude to his job, as a real hatchet hipster, a freel freelance with some graphic design. He travels around in rural areas in old Central Europe.

And looks at signs on the bars and just... Here it is good to go in and... The rest you will get a job, so it's there. Yes, yes. And he is a hipster after all. He is very busy, but he is going to be a soldier. He is going to be a soldier. Now you got something that was going on in the sound. You hear some kind of sound here? No, I do. I think this is just the sound we have in our ears.

Now it sounds good. I would like to point out this with Lanse. Because I have seen that in the middle of the movies, and all kinds of things, that it is a fairly broad weapon. I also understand, if I were to find a new weapon that is effective when you are on horseback, I would also think of a solid long devil, so that you can take the enemy down long before they are close to you. But it looks really hard to use. It's a disappointment, like a one-time use. I understand that you have the duels, but free lands.

Did you use that in war? I have never seen anyone use it in war. You have a city, but lands.. Or is it just spears? But the spears you see in duels are a bit more... They are actually for one-time use. Then you use them one time and they will look a bit nice. But they were for one-time use, because they didn't want to kill. They couldn't break, you see some kind of hit. What the hell? I just thought, if I had been... If you have a full lance in a war, if you split the first man, you don't get lift, you have to let go.

Is it allowed to take the lance and just throw it? Or just push it in front of you? Use the force of one arm and just projectile into... Then you get very vulnerable if you don't hit it. I see that everything is allowed. We will continue. Or were you there? I have something I forgot to tell you. I'm on vacation. I learned here today that it is a...

and this is very fun, because the listeners in the north have probably heard about this in all years. But it's a kind of myth... a kind of myth in the north, that if you were to get the quail. It's funny that the Norse say that animals are in a certain form. It's quail. It's crab. It's not what I meant. It's stronger than that. To get the quail, it was said that you had to have so-called fresh cold. Fresh cold.

And that means that you had to get a bath right away, close to the fish. So to get the most out of it, the closer you got to the fish, the more you got a bath. Or I don't know if it's the craving in everything. I think it's because of this. Obviously the man in the whole group, in the unspecular group, who has then managed to make an idea that it's not just... It's not just... Can it be a trick?

It's absolutely necessary to get a kite. And this came from a time when there was a lot of supernaturalness and such. Then we have, in a way, almost as well as all women and all in society around us, believe that it's the same as the other. The most important thing is that we get food on the table. If it is his wife or a random young girl, that is not so nice. But will we accept it or not? I have to hug her.

Imagine if he found out that. How happy he is with himself. A little incel from out in the fjord, who was like, I don't get it, God's will, you always find solutions or ways out of it. If you don't come home with a quaint, and the wife says, Now we're going to purge, a thousand seconds before you went out. The door was here. You came into me. The door is closed again. We can't get away from you. And then you say, You obviously don't keep it.

Then you have to stay down in the shark and pull it back. And then we throw a wet suit and some rescue rings at you. And then we throw it out like a damn fish's ass straight after we had put it from the tree. Then we can try and say that I'm so lucky to have caught it, then it will confirm the whole hypothesis that you are close to the shore. And then completely up to the shore. You have to time it like you throw the yarn,

and it hits the water where you come from. Or do you think that some people did it so far that they just fished and caught several women who just fell on the way on the fishing trip? That's what I guess. That they stood in all the barbed edges, with their boots on, with their scarves on, and just being there until the man fished. There were people in the hedge, and the silver-bearded barber everywhere.

And also a lot of Edrik. Yes, and there was a lot of Edrik. This is nice, this is nice. Okay, I don't know if you have anything else. You have a few, you say? I have... I have lost a little thing that I can try on. We are going back to the medieval stuff now. It's another thing I heard, which I started to make a joke about, because I heard it was in a podcast for Kristoffers Skau. And they talk about

that in the old days, those wigs we had, that they were still in Norway. If a woman was to be straightened, then the wigs could be free to the woman. And if she said yes, then the wigs would be free to the woman. And if she said yes, the woman would be free to be married. That's like a dream.

Yes, and I just looked at the scenario, how painful it must be to have a Buddha who says no. And she stands there and controls the death in her white dress and says, I would rather die than spend one night with you. I don't want to date you. I would rather be right in date that time. I'd rather go straight into... And at that time you thought that if you got cut off by your head, you couldn't get to heaven either. So you just say, I'd rather go to hell than you. I'd rather go down to Lucifer and old Erik, than to meet and evaluate that I should stick exorcism you have between your legs.

That's pathetic, that prayer. Now again, the problem with the sound. I think it's just the headset. But it's the same. Where were we? Where were we, Renna? I think I had a bad experience with that prayer that frees. The prayer, yes. The extra hard thing is that he goes on and on. It's not a lady who Buddha that frees. The Buddha, yes. What's even more difficult is that he doesn't take his life without asking. And he never gets it. And he paints himself every time. He paints himself every time. He prides himself with his hat, his kisses, his ass.

Day by day. He washes himself. Has he done anything? Yes. He's done a lot of things. When he's done with the homework, he's always ready for a date. So he came home with bloody eyes and a kind of light. It's never a kill, he should be killed.

It's always freedom, first of all. And in the worst case, a kill. And then we see, if it was like this, that first of all, who the hell found it? It's some kind of insane insight of a buddler. Number two, we see that there are a couple of buddlers who in between have framed some women for murder. or some kind of a sin, not even a The case leader's daughter who lives down the hall here, and planted some evidence to lead to her getting the death penalty. So that he can use his opportunity to...

It's a fantastic effect. This is almost obvious what has happened. But the Bøddel had a lot of power, you know. They got so much power that they controlled all this stuff. And the children's business itself was just a small part of the job. In the middle of the day, there was paper work that had to be done, there was no work that had to be done. They had a lot of time for themselves there, and they were sexually frustrated, and they had a lot of power. Dangerous for young girls. And they were sexually frustrated, and they had a lot of power.

Life-threatening for young girls. Sexually frustrated men with power? No, it's dangerous as it is. And a lot of time. Yes. I didn't know that. And they had a lot of time. Sexually frustrated men with power.

But they work in Deloitte, and they have to work like pigs. And spend overtime for overtime, overtime after overtime, day after day, down on the barcode. It's important. They don't have time to frame and abuse women. That's what we forget when we talk about private business. That you have another very important function,

is to keep sexually frustrated men in hard, hard work. That's very good. That's nice as fuck. You say you have a vacation. It's not a job. So I take it as a vacation. I've actually decided for myself. I had a lot last week, and then a little bit of a slump this week, and then it calms down very much.

So I'll soon about the holiday sales. I'm quite excited about Kingdom Come Deliverance. It's going to hold a couple of quizzes until December. I'm not sure. I'm completely relaxed. I'm actually going to record the chess game. I just have to drop it when I'm off season. I mean, when I'm in the season, when I'm in the job season, I have to drop it.

When I'm on holiday, I can start with it. I get so pumped up. But then you're on your phone and... I feel so good about it. I also try to play a bit of it, but I don't know how much I can say, but I'm going to play a kind of tournament. And then I have to be on a level. So it's very good. I'm going to play a lot of chess. Also, Frostpunk is a new game I've found in my life. What is it? It's a strategy game. It's quite simple. You're going to build a civilization in a post-apocalyptic winter hell.

And then build it around a generator. And so on. Are you good enough in chess, if you think you'll be sent into this hangar with 999 others? Could you choose chess? I could gamble on it. But it came to... Long chess? Yes, long chess.

I don't think I would bet on it. I'm not that good. It depends on what season I'm in. If I had played a lot, I would have sold enough to take it. But... It can be a thousand. A thousand people. I think maybe it was all because of DART. Yes, because a thousand is so often what you call when you have to have... It's also several people you call when you have to do a survey. A thousand is not so much, you know.

And I've become quite good in DART. I don't think most people are so good in DART. So I think I can... If I'm lucky, I can round up everything that is going on. Because the most important thing is to be able to keep focus and keep the pressure out. Not let yourself be affected by things that are around. And of course when the death is the consequence of losing, it's important to be trained for that. But it's also the other things. Yes, if I meet someone who is much better than me in DART, I think I can still win the game. Because there is so much more than just being good in the game. It's to be able to close the other out.

And to be able to have... Because you have to have an insane focus on every arrow to be able to hit where you want. So if you are a little affected by the situation, you may start to self-serve a little. And then you can suddenly hit very far outside. I think that's fucking... No but it's high up there. I would have died, quickly. In both cases. We will, right now I have to go to the training and full-pack.

You get to talk to you. It was nice. How are you? Great. I had to pull you out of the vacation. So you're staying in the East? Yes, I'm staying in the East. I'm going to make some carbonara versions. Is it carbonara? Yes. I just found out they have some kind of sausage that I'm going to use instead of the bacon.

That's how it's there. To make it a little crispy and it will be delicious. Just hear it. What about the milk? Not the milk. Good the milk, but something... Good pecorino and something... There was some pomegranate on the plate. This is getting boring.

Okay, we'll talk later. Bye, have a nice day. The the the the the the the the the What is the secret? Tibber.

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