Fladseth - #219 - Kelly Bricen

Episode Date: December 13, 2024

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I'm singing my worry. Should we take it? No, we can't. Kelly, Alexandra, Mori Brizzen. Bryson. Bryson. Yes, Brysen. But all other names are correct. Aren't you Italian? Yes. And Caribbean. And Norwegian and German. And Norwegian and German? How does that work? Okay, let's go through a little bit. Here is someone who has been out sailing. Both of my parents were born in Norway. You have been to all the countries.

One sailor and one... My best mother was a groupie. She was a Italian sailor. Okay, so your best mother... German or Norwegian? What was it? Okay, so on my father's side, my father is Caribbean, Norwegian and German. Yes.

So that means that my grandfather… Johan Golden. Almost, he looks like him. But my grandfather was actually a Nazi. That's good. Yes. And then… There are few things that are in the way. On the roadside I have both Nazi blood and slave blood.

That's pretty special. The whole spectrum then? Yes, and I'm on the spectrum. There's a lot of stuff. What's your letter? I don't know, I'm trying to find out. We've talked about so many things in such a short time, shows that you are a bit out there cycling. There are a lot of things. We have to gather a bit.

Out there cycling. Out there cycling. I would dig more into the Nazi part, I notice. Yes. And then we're counting on going over to Germany. Yes. Yes. And that is best for? We take it back to 1941. Your grandmother, who was a real thug.

Yes, her mother. Even had a nose. Is that the right word? My grandmother was a German thug, a Nazi whore. Your grandmother was a German thug. But to be a German thug... Then you had to be with a Nazi. Yes, without being a Nazi. But if you were, in a way were a normal German during Nazi times,

and you were allowed to be a Nazi, then you weren't German. You were brainwashed. But if you were a Norwegian, and you were invaded and occupied by a foreign power, and then you went over to the enemy and tried to make peace with them. That is worse. Yes, and that is the case.

So there has been a lot of... So here I am. My grandmother actually got a government award and such. German Youth Award. German Youth Award, in a way? Yes. German youth organization. German youth organization, so the German thugs actually got child support? Yes, every day. My grandmother got it when she was about 70 years old. Did she cut her hair back? Was she in Germany or was she in Norway?

She was in Norway. In North Norway. In North Norway? Yes, she was occupied. North Norway. Did she get her hair cut? No, but when the Nazis left, she didn't want to have... She regretted it. It was so stupid. She regretted it, and she didn't want to have my grandmother anymore. So my grandmother grew up with her grandparents.

Because her mother regretted a little that she... It was so embarrassing to walk around with a young man who was so half-naked. So you have a right to say that, but I think I should be ashamed of you for talking so openly about it. But it's like that. You have no fault in that regard. And it was a different time. I actually think, think of all those war films about Norwegian male opponents, and men, men, men, men, there is a lot of criticism, chronicles and even, and that's good, because I totally agree. Where are the German-German movies? There is so much history there, that I think one should get ahead of.

Jenny, you are working in the film and television industry. Yes, I will make a film. I think many have it on their friends, do you understand? Yes, I do. I think there are many poor female scriptwriters, all of them have their German Yes, actually. Yes, because I don't know much about it. All the Germans they were involved in. It's of course, we can't clean wash all German toilet paper. That would be too bad. We can't, but I like the direction my family has gone. It started with a very bad starting point, and then it just mixed and mixed with Italian blood and black, and then it became me.

I'm like that. I'm Hitler's worst nightmare, I think. It was... One of them. The descendants of your German mother-in-law, they did everything to fix this thing. They did everything to make the whole family line as diffuse as possible, so it becomes difficult to trace it. It was difficult. It is your family or one side's really world, a really deep wound, that you try to cover with 100 plastic,

but then it's really sad and sad that you have to sit here and talk about it in a podcast, when you try to keep this secret, mixing the sex-wine around the world and the world, to cover this up. Worn out. Worn out in all the world. Not Asia. I have been trying to find a way to cover this up. A way to escape from yourself. Escape from yourself in all the worlds. Not Asia. I miss that.

But I have started to talk about that on stage. It has to be done. That theme is the funniest of all. Such things are fantastic. You are doing stand-up for the rest. I forgot to say that. I am doing it a bit with that too. You are doing stand-up for the rest, I forgot to say. I am a bit concerned about that too. Yes, but you have started more and more. Yes.

And it's good to see. It has taken a long time. I didn't like it very much at the start. No one does it. No one does it. I think I had diarrhea the first 30 times I stood. Yes. So that's... But that's part of the package. If you don't go through the diarrhea, you don't have anything in store for you. You can just pack this first performance. And some do. And there are others that are honest about it.

Some take it the first time, the second time, and just take it. I don't care about that. And I think that's almost… But you learn a bit. I mean, You just do it 20 times and then you never do it again. You have learned something for the rest of your life. Yes, yes. It builds strength and character. That's why I started with stand-up as a challenge for myself. Because I'm very shy and like to be myself and control and keep going. Do you? Yes. You see me as the opposite.

I know. Some people say that. But I have learned. I have learned to function socially in society. But standing up was a very big challenge. I got the idea that I should have a mouth for a teacher and a sensor. So I was supposed to have in front of a teacher and a sensor. So I completely lost it. But I think that's the opposite now, I don't have any problems with the stage and stuff,

but I'm more afraid of things like that, like keeping the speakers or just taking the words, just introducing the conference in a stand-up evening. I think that's more than going on stage and doing a stand-up evening. I think that's more fun than going up on stage and doing stand-up. Do you think so? Yes, because I don't feel that I have full control over it. In stand-up you go on and you have full focus from everyone. And you also have a lot of experience. You know very well how to do it.

It feels like a very safe thing to do. But introducing the conference is like this. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Stoist. You have been laughing behind the bar in Oslo. Now I have peace of mind, because there is no falling in it. But it's a very good voice. Yes, it's fine. But when you stand there, you can't just say, this can't be fucked up. It can be done on stage.

Then you can just say, fuck, I forgot something. I forgot the names of the people. When you introduced me in the beginning, I made a mistake. It's possible. You can save yourself. But when you introduce yourself, you have one thing. You can't do that. You can't start like this.

That's what happens. We try again. It's possible, but it's like... And I feel like a To toastmaster in a wedding. I stress with it. I have all the conditions to do it, but I stress with it. But it's also a bit outside of what you usually do. It's just toastmaster and then it comes… Is it? Yes. Then there is a rap I give.

Yes, that should be missing. I mean, I wonder when the first rap came. Is it the first rap? Today, yes. Today, yes. I have a rap for all of them, and it's too often early. How many guests are you? I perform all the guests. The box-smeck, yes, but I'm almost lying and talking, it's pretty nice.

It's easier for me, and I perform to button up all the pants and sit down, because women and men, everyone should be allowed to button up the button. It's often nice. Can I do it myself? Yes, do it yourself. Because it's something about taking your belt off. Take your belt off. We have known each other and been in the same environment all year, but it's like, maybe I'm bad at sitting down and asking, Kelly, who are you? Where do you come from? What do you care about my life? What are you worried about?

I'm bad at that. There are are so many to take care of. I'm not good at taking your time with private conversations. It's just too much to piss and shit all the time. But there are a lot of people around all the time. When you're on a show and there are seven people around a table.

It's not when you sit down and say, how is it going? Sometimes you get some space to have a serious talk and it's always nice. But it's often... You're on stage, I'm happy when I'm on stage and drink a lot of wine. And then the evening is really going straight after the show. I don't have time, I don't have any pre-sales, it's rare. No, but now. This is our time. I don it. I lived at Ullevås Stadium for a while, and I think I was too far away am from… not the opposite, the opposite is that you are a proper bond son.

You are a daughter of Odal. That is the opposite. That is the opposite. But I feel… it's interesting… sometimes I wish I was a sociologist. It's exciting to research such things. It's not too late. No, it's not. You notice the difference between asphalt young people and everything else. It's a different way of being. It's more... What should I say?

I just say that all those I know from different cities, where you have green onions, bichlet, center-near, right? And the longer away are away from the or on those fixed places around the outskirts, if you are from there. When you are an asphalt kid, you are on asphalt. There is so much you can do in the city. Of course, you can be in the woods. The woods are our asphalt. Is your asphalt where you grew up?

The asphalt in the kid, you could say. In the forest? You are in the forest, that's what is a bit like... If you are going to be outside the ballroom and the gym, you know? For me it was like all the parks, Santanshaven and Stensparken and such, that was my little forest. Then I feel like I am out in nature. I notice that I am not so good at talking about this. You just end up in a place like, yes this is the asphalt jungle, the forest, so we are there.

No, I agree with you. I wasn't satisfied with it. That's fine. How much do you cut in the pond? Not a lot of shit? No, no, no. This is life. No one meets 100% in conversations. It doesn't happen. You sit and get a little drunk. It doesn't always happen. We have started straight with some nasty stuff and now we are out in the woods. The nasty stuff? 10 out of 10. The asphalt jungle stuff? 2-3. Yes, two or three. But what are you... Because we have known each other for a long time, you have been doing stand-up for a long time. I have worked with TV and film for 22 years. I started when I was 11 years old.

First season of Idol I started as a pro-dass. As an 11 year old? Yes, because my mother and stepfather work with TV. So I just hung around in the studio, just hung around and was a bit annoying and was a bit in the way, because I was 3 years old. And then it was like, maybe you should do something new for yourself, do something new, contribute a little. Then I started to make coffee and put on makeup. That's what you have to do. So I put on makeup after, that's what you have to do. So I put on my hands for Kurt Nielsen. So while the makeup artist put on her nails, you put on your hands?

Yes. It's like a shoe-pushing feeling. Yes, that's where I started. I started as a prodigy. You put on your shoes for Kurt Nielsen? Yes, basically. Luckily I put on his removed. But it was just a matter of getting your hands done. And I have just worked every day, worked hard on the floor, camera, drawers, I have been doing the camera work.

So I have been doing it for a long time. Cable, that is how everyone starts. Of the people who are not growing up today, because it's not the kind of digitalization. So it's something with cameras, with cables, it's a classic. Cables, yes, you run after the camera, you run and unhook the cables. But it has been a journey, I have done it for many years. And we worked together for a short period of time. We developed a project for TV2.

Yes, that's right. It comes up from time to time. With Farley and... Henrik Farley, Martin Leperø, Gjørnis Josef and me. Elina Grøddal. Elina Grøddal and me. We were going to make a new sketch show with live audience. But it was... I saw it one year ago, I think it was 6-7 years ago, I think, I found the episode that I made, the pilot we made for TV2. It was pretty bad, but also very funny.

I don't know if you can see that. I was thinking of inviting everyone to watch this episode. And to see how far you have come since then. How much you have developed. I remember the time, I remember and feel that you manage, it's like being a human being, you can't see for yourself with more experience than what you have at the moment. So what you have of talent and material and such, that's what you have. But if you look back on it, you have of course that enormous amount.

Yes, and it is very important to actually take some time and see how far you have come. Look at some of the first stand-up things you have done. It hurts, it's completely f***ing. I cringe as hell. I want to throw up, because I am just looking at it. I remember the first time I was on stage, I was filmed. And it was so... It was often... It went around and the friends who had it showed it around. So damn. Sometimes it was put on TV. No, it was so damn.

I hate to look at it, even after two years, because I saw how nervous I was. I tried to hide it, but I didn't notice. I can't watch clips I made a month ago, so I thought I had actually gotten better. Do you have a dream theme? If you could choose and not think about anything that should be entertaining or anything, just if you could talk about one dream theme, that you can and like to talk about, what would it be? Oh my God, I love food. I spend a lot of time thinking and talking about food. I'm so hungry, I'm fasting now. Yes, same here. So, yes, right after this episode I'm going to eat something. But food and travel and music are some of that. It's pretty basic. Yes, it's basic.

It's very basic, bitch, but I love it. People get pissed off, because I can talk a lot about food, but there are some things I can't talk too much about. It's food. How much have you talked about food in the book? I've had a lot of beatings because I had more than that. And over a long time I asked people how they made a meat or tomato stew, how it is if you will. And people got really tired of it. And then I had to make a lot of stuff. But football and food, there are so many that think it is uninteresting. So I try to control it, as the topics that are more relevant.

But we can quickly go into it. Go to the right. There will be a lot of pasta. There will be a lot of pasta. Extremely a lot of pasta. It is. A lot of pasta. It's a pasta you make yourself. I'm cutting carbs and stuff. It's so nice of course. I'm working out so much these days. So I'm struggling to get enough protein.

I have a high carb diet and I love it. Are you on high carb? Yes, I'm trying to lose weight. Are you on high carb? Yes, actually. I try to lose weight. Are you on low carb? I eat a lot of... The more carb it is, the more... I even take like liquid or like carb powder. Oh, damn! Is that even possible?

Of course, people are thin. I can't see. I'm not sure. No, but it's like... Yes, I try to gain some bulk. Bulk season. Like what Yarniz, I have a lot of weight. I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I don't know. I try to gain some bulk season. So now Jørnis is going to live a new life now. Jørnis Josef. When he says he is going to gain, it's a bit like carbs. It's something he puts on. Not protein. I think it's not the proteins. Jørnis is the kind of person who can do it. And I mean this. Crazy little. Yes, he is crazy little. And he could have both. He could have both.

And fat too. All the stuff. And a Christmas cookie. What a Christmas. But this is come on, give me Christmas cookies. What is Christmas? This is so on brand. I love cookies. Would you like to break the fast with a little chrome cookie? You have to have that microphone if you want to sit down.

This one. I got to know that the other one was... I'm not going to... Kelly, I'm on high carb and I'm on low carb. What are they called you in small? It's Kromkaker. Kromkake. It's called?

Yes. It's then, do we have to? No. It's called Goro. Goro. I always say that Christmas is the time when you should have the best in the world. Of all. And then you should throw away on such a dry, dark box. It's a time when you should have the best in the world. Of everything. And then you should throw it away on a dry, dark box.

It's good. Can you talk about it? No, it's made by my mom. Really? Yes, my mom made it. So we're up in six... The Greek father? Yes, dad.

Their mother is from Gubrans. It's the lute. It's not far. Where is Løten? No, it's Jørvik, or? Yes, Hedmarken. Hedmarken. Should I just chew a little into the microphone? Yes, do that.

I remember the last time I ate... No, you can't. Potato soup in the podcast. Then there were a lot of complaints. Yes, you weren't in the podcast for three years straight. No, I was thrown out during a period. He... But is it like that? have you made room for the cakes? Yes, we have.

But you have opened the box? Yes, but I think I knew it would happen. Yes, it's perfect. I have to choose before I continue. We are on dream topics, food, pasta of course. But dating. But dating? I don't like to talk about that. I don't like that, but I don't understand it.

I don't date, I don't have any men in my life. So we can give ourselves some tips and talk about that. How long have you hated a man? Not in that way, but how long have you been in love? It's four years ago. Four years ago. And you, what's the problem? You never find someone you like, or what happened?

Ehm, no. And you break up on a date? Don't look down on the guys. No. Not a scene of you opening the door to the guys. Pulled your eye. Damn, you came here with a cake just to... You walked out the window and saw that Moksa had just snapped his finger. You saw that. Yes, that was the theme at the time.

No, I don't know. I think... How old have you become now? I've 34 now. And it gets worse and worse, I think. Because you find yourself in a pattern in life that you can't fit in. Yes, I'm quite open. I'm quite flexible in life. I was moving to England in my previous life. I'm very flexible. It's not up to you? You're flexible as hell? Yes, I feel it. It's just that he is the guy. I just have to find a nice little man. You are a very good lady.

Thank you. What is he doing now? I'm not even going to the gym. You look very good. Thank you. And I'm sure that when it comes to standards, you don't have to be completely crazy about your standards. No, I have lowered my standards so much. Is it funny? You don't have to lower them either, but don't be attached to the crazy things. I can actually have some advice for you.

Yes, this was good. You can do more than you think. Don't focus on the crazy things, but try to have the most fun on the dates you are on. Don't sit straight up and down, because then you lose. I think you eliminate a lot, because you don't get into a good flow. Many are not good at sitting up and down. But if you get them a little out of the playground, then many sides will come forward. I like active dates. And just sitting and eating dinner gives me nothing. I feel sad. I get nervous. I don't like the restaurant. I don don't like it. If you are many, it's okay. But to sit with few at a restaurant, I feel like…

There is so much pressure. Pressure, yes. Very. I want to walk around. I hate it. I have considered doing a podcast standing. Can you get a room here, Jim, where you have a stand? Yes, I actually have a room. But you can't just stand up? That would be nice. You could do that. But if I have podcasts alone, which I had a lot during the pandemic, I can find one. Then I often stood, and it was often hot. And then it was completely free to do a bar or just stand in the box.

Nice. I often did it at home, or here sometimes too. But then it was standing in the box. Nice! I was at home, or sometimes here, and sometimes standing in the box. It was an enormous sense of freedom. I was standing in the box. And now I'm moderating myself, but I was just standing in the corner of the box. No!

Yes, I did. Oh my God! Right! Did you? Not here? In another suit. Right in the corner? No, not here. Not here.

But at home I am. With the curtain to... I pulled the curtain in the studio and was just standing there with a gig, completely like... Giga. Louis Ickei. Penis. Louis Ickei in his worst years. And worked quietly for half a gram of the podcast. But now we have a new producer.

Yes. So now we have three. And he is no more than 24. He is young. So I think he has dared to say from the beginning that you have done this. I think it's totally okay. No, it's not completely okay. I never did that. Okay, shall we go into… The world of spalt?

Yes. Shall we see what we have here? Let's take a spalt. What do I have on the block? I have… We are going into a little scenario? Yes, I am going to see what we have here. Let's play a game. What do I have on the block? We are going to have a little scenario play, I think. Okay. So I can tell you a little about you as a person. I think we will start with a scenario from Adrian Høg. Okay. The basketball on the nearest store. the nail shop. Yes.

Are you ready? Yes. This is a completely new one. Adrian Høg said he would write about it and add to it. But who is Adrian Høg? Adrian Høg is a young, young product, industrial designer or something like that, who also writes scenarios and listens to podcasts. Okay.

So he has… One of your fans? He is not a fan. He is a... A listener? No one is a fan here. No, but one of your listeners. I am not a person who is a fan.

I am your fan. I am your fan, Henrik. Yes, that's nice. Yes. No, he is just a young guy from Fredrikstad who likes to write scenarios on the side. I prefer that. Yes. Yes, that's true.

You are at your nearest shop, and we are going to... Bunnpris. Bunnpris. Great. Do you live in Birchlett now? Yes, I do. I have 7 or 8 shops in Ummidrimarnet, but Bunnpris is like 7 meters away. Jim is from Marinus, so he's right off the street. Yes. There are very few shops in Marine Risk.

There aren't, there are a lot of jokers and things like that. It's not really a shop for me. It's a very popular location, so it should just fly by. We can't talk about the close-up on the marine ship. You have a picture of the ship. You are placed in the corner. In the opposite corner is your opponent. You will fight to the death. I repeat, to the death.

You hear this on the ship. There is a kind of a sound scenario here a kind of a speech that commands you. All the goods they sell are available in this kind of situation, but nothing regenerates. So you can't use things several times. What is your strategy? What regions do you go after? And what arsenal do you build up in this fight. We can just start. You get the message. The conditions are put forward. The premise is put forward. And ready, set, go!

Where are you? I'm sorry I chose the bottom prize, because they don't have knives and stuff. They have jokers. But okay. You have to have the one you think is the one. I run straight to the freezer. Is it close to the corner?

Yes, because then I saw myself in the corner of the freezer. So it's just a high-speed machine that's not bending. Do you have any lamb meat at the bottom of the freezer now, or is that too much to ask? I'm just thinking of finding the biggest frozen piece I have and just beat someone up. Because if it's beef, then of course it's... That's boring. Or a little pea bag, but just find something. Can also take ice. You can have beef.

Trash ice. Beef package. And then you have a slice of beef that you throw. Shashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashashash I also have a green belt in Taekwondo. I got it when I was 12, so I haven't been to Taekwondo since then. You had so much in your 11-12 years old. Yes, but now I am permitted to sing and I am single and my life has gone to hell, but my childhood was when I was 11-12. Don't let the singing thing become so much like, oh I am singing... It will be fixed. Yes, it will be. It just shows that you have a higher standard. I don't feel like hitting anything. Yes, you do. Not here, but in the shop.

Yes, in the shop. I think I will do it after the pond. Yes, because there is a stack and some instructions on it. You don't have to use exposed goods. No. But it's... But a hit, a frozen dish, a kick, a kick and then... Have you thought about the island region? That you can neutralize real one, like you used sand in old Swedish battles. Gladiator. Yes, Gladiator.

You have sand in your eyes. And then you have... So one who had that as a thing, used flour or something. Yes, okay, I blend. Okay, first some flour. Blends. I just want to remind you that in the best Fandome movie, which is Bloodsport, You use flour or something? Yes, okay, flour. First some flour. Flour. I just want to remind you that in the best Fandam movie, Bloodsport,

he takes the bad guy. The bad guy? What was his name? Jean Claude Fandam. He has garlic under the sweat band around his hand. And then he does it in Fandam's eyes. And then he has big problems. And then it looks like he's going to lose. But Fandam has learned to hit in the eyes of Van Dam, and then he gets big problems. And then it looks like he's going to lose, but Van Dam has learned to fight in the blind.

For the McDonald's. Oh, damn. Do you understand? For the McDonald's. I can just say garlic, it can be useful. Garlic, chili, stick your fingers in the chili. Yes, it was with a Sriracha, I remember. Yes, yes.

And you went all bananas with the Sriracha around there. Yes, but yes. One in each, one double trouble there, one sriracha, two of those But the biggest thing you find is to just go straight at it. Go fast into the freezer, take the biggest thing you find and just go straight at it and get it loose. Yes. Climb up the roof and jump down. That's nice. I don't know what... I think it's pretty good. I think you take it. And then it helps that you have the green belt in the band. But as in the horror movie, do you run out at once after you have neutralized the guests, or do you stop the guests?

Oh, you have to stop them. You have to make sure that the person is dead, so that it doesn't become a sequel. Exactly. Yes. That's a bit interesting. It's so annoying. Have you broken up with someone? No, just... just... just... Oh! Now I'm the only one with clothes on here.

No, it was... I don't take it off, but how do you do that? How I... Take the person of the day? Yes, because you would kill them. But that was the whole point, that you would kill them. You just beat them up. With a phoenix's tail.

And afterwards you have taken honey and sriracha in the eyes. Spice pins. You put it in every eye. I don't have any spiceispinner on my bottom. Yes. Maybe they have it. I'll try to find it. Or a grillspinner. Have you ever hit anything, you who are on asphalt?

I'm from the west side, so it's a bit... Oh, it's called the west side, and called, and not the west side. No, yes. For me, it's wasn't west side. You were on the border, right? Yes, I was on the border. I meant in the middle. I fought a lot on Bislett, but not you, who lived in Frøgnor.

No, right. I didn't fight. I fought with my sister. Tellerike. My little sister. But it was blood. Oh, really? It was blood. From the nose?

It was once. From the ear. I hit her into a corner. From the nose? Once, from the ear. I hit a wall, a wall-side, and got a hole in my head. You are never as hurt as when you bleed down from the ear. That's the most hurtful thing. It's just taking life. Because then you are done.

You bleed down from both ears. It's so low. If someone has been in an accident, is it good or not good? And the host is bleeding from both ears. Then it's a bit over. Maybe the eyes are wet. You're bleeding from the eyes. Then you're a good friend. Is that okay? Is that okay?

Hust and blood is pretty bad. Hust and blood is not the closeness. It's like bleeding from the ears. The mouth is so full of blood that I forget it. It's from the stomach or the insides. The blood vessels. Yes, but I look at the fight, maybe more than the disease. I feel that when you bleed out of the eyes, it's filled up to the edge of the blood. I agree, it's not so good. I think it's also the mouth that's bleeding out of the mouth. It's not good. And then the eyes and the eyes come out.

It's very bad. It's not good. It's not good. It's filled up to the brim with blood. I agree, it's not that good. I think it also comes out of the mouth. It's not good. And then the eyes and the eyes come and it's done. It's done! I think it's pretty good. I feel like when it comes out of the eyes, it comes out from everywhere.

I just lick it a little. It should never come out of the eyes. It's so damn weird. And again, the worst thing I can think of. Torture, for example. paper cut on the eye. Oh my god! I have to say that, it's so damn weird. I've been thinking about this, something that is much worse.

Have you heard about the gold axe that was used in ancient Hellas? No. You put the victim inside the I think it's bad. Of course. Much worse. Yes, it is of course much worse. I have thought about it. It has been a horror thing for me since I was little, to be cooked alive. We have seen it in the cartoon series. Cooked alive, it is very specific. It is very cannibal to do.

Very, very cannibal to do. All cannibals, the cannibal tribes that have ever lived, have had as their first, their only, their first year, when they put the prisoners in a cage, and then they start. They have the cage ready, they have the rig ready, and then they start. They fill you with water and everything that needs to be done, and the process is long. There is something very cartoonish about it. There is something very cartoonish about it. Imagine that you are placed in a pit, you come fast on the cannibal's flag, and suddenly they get you in the roof, and say, ok, we have a day job for you now,

they are going out, and they are going to hock you, they are going to sit under the pit, they are going to get flintstone, and fire on the fall. So imagine that long, and you know that everything they do, is going to boil up in here. That's the worst part of the culture. Do you take it at any time, calmly?

Luckily it's at least 6-7 hours left. Luckily it's a bullion. You are in... Luckily... I get a bit of strength.illon. I think I have to… I get a bit of strength. Yes, you get strength, but then you also have to… In order to get good strength you have to remove your insides. You can't have strength based on your insides.

That's true. Now we are in the realm of food again. Yes, now you will get death threats again. And you may not get boiled either. Yes, I actually think that we manage to sneak away with this, it's so specific. Very specific. And linking up to other topics. Is it because you are sitting crumpled that you have to bend up?

Yes, I'm sitting crumpled, I'm a bit forward. But I'm trying to get some gains, bulge a weight. So my clothes are starting to get a bit smaller. Yes, you look good, basically. Mine has been gained without gaining weight. You look good, you too, Jim. I think everyone looks damn good. Yes, you all look damn good. You should be filmed on this.

I have a fat storage problem, and that is that I look damn good from solar plexus and up to the chin. And then I have a chin problem, and then I have a stomach with my stomach and hip. I have a very un-dynamic fat-making thing going on. What about your hip problem? and over the peak, very bad, bad, bad, bad, so the plexus and up to the chin, very good, top performance, good. And then you have from the underside of the fist, and down to the… Fist? Fist!

From the fist and down to the toe, very, very bad, but in a different way. Because it's so thin, it's impossible to gain. If I just said, I want to gain on my legs, it's not possible. Then I have to change the whole, then I have to get into genetics, then I have to get into CRISPR. CRISPR technology! What kind of legged have you had such small tendrils? Yes, that's what you're asking. You're quite good at legs. I train like hell on them.

You do them in your dream legs. If you look at the legs, the hair... Very thin ankles. I have Fritzel's legs, hair, as I like to say. Rose Fritzel's hair growth on the legs. And pale. I'm pale now. Fritzel's growth on the legs and pale skin. I'm pale skinned now. It's Fritz's legs, right?

You're very pale. When I see my legs I think of Jose Fritz. Too little hair? Yes, it's very stupid. Take it off. If you look at the legs, they have very long legs and they are very thin. Someone said something about fat on the pointy legs. I thought he said fat on the pointy legs.

Fat on the pointy legs. How difficult is that? I thought it was like, I'm fucking good at punkfett. What is it? I've been single for too long. Punkfett is then, I have hope and believe that there is something in your fat. I don't think I'm that fat actually.

Not at all. It was insolation. You have to isolate yourself like a wreck. I think it's blood and skin. But you said something about the forehead. I think the thickness of the fist is... It's the most armored one we have. I think it's like a very thin skin. I think it's extremely insulated. I don't think that's... I don't want to be biologically or genetically on earth about the fist being so thin as it is in the outer part of the body. I wouldn't want it biologically or generally on earth if the point should be as thin as one might think it is.

Yes, I think it is very thin. Yes, it is very thin and delicate. Yes, that's what you think. Sensitive. Have you ever seen a point? Yes, now. I mean, I wonder if the first thing I should ask if I was in a dissection room. Yes, cut the point. Let me see the point. Let's see the point.

You can agree with that and the brain. The brain you know a little. The brain you have seen so many pictures and stuff, but the point is a little interesting. Yes, because in all such natural room and such, you have not light and then you have a skull and then you have the brain and such. Why in the whole world do not you have a point? Yes. I agree a little. On a different…

And one when it's super soft and damn, and one when it's stone-hard. But I think the inside is pretty similar. The point is the curve. Yes. Yes, I agree. When it's like… The peak is not that interesting. It can be understood when you work with it.

Yes, you can understand when you work with it. It's a bit boring. Both soft and stiff, but the point is a mystery for me. I didn't understand the peak really. Yes, you understand what you are doing. Both slow and stiff, but the point is a mystery to me. I didn't understand what I was doing with the pick. Yes, but the point is that I see that there is a lot more than the eye can see. Yes.

I hope so, because what the eye sees is not very nice. Or interesting? It comes out on the eye that sees. Yes, I totally agree. I have said that all year. It says that the eye does not see, but sees. I have said all year that if I had been a woman, or a homophilist, or a woman, or anything that is programmed to love girls and boys. I wouldn't have touched them. I would have been a pig with fire in my teeth. Would you rather be gay or a woman?

Gay. Would I rather be gay or a woman? Gay. Are you crazy? Oh my god. It's easy. I admire women. I have never understood that you are in the mood for that.

To be able to do something. No. Or to have something to do with it. No, it is of course... But the homophiles, I understand that. They are used to how it looks, they are used to the beautiful things. I am almost worse as a homophile, because you look down on it, and there is no...

Of course, if you have a little bit of narcissism and that kind of thing, then you want to look at the pimple and balls in dick and balls and think that it is a gift from God, but you look at it with satisfaction, and not think that this is beautiful, this is sick stuff. It's not very beautiful. It's not beautiful. I'm good at it. It's also a negative outlook on life.

Women have to think it's nice. I love girls and ballers and all, but it's not nice to look at. I'm sitting on the tip of my tongue, of course. If I had been gay or a woman, I would have been a ballerina, like a puss in the ass, of course. I would have. Yes. I think so. Again, I'm a part of it. That's what I've thought. And I've also thought that

and that the Just the fingers? Or the fingers? It's more honest work. It's you. It's supposed to be... It's working for me. We can't sit in two legs and talk about the cock-sucker. We're not there anymore. We're not there. In 2018 we could have done it.

It's not just my two. I told you I would have done it. But then I just have to ask, is it pure instinct that women seek you if it is not beautiful? Or if there is nothing appealing? It's clear instinct. I mean, if we are going to turn the time back to when we were apes, then there was no need need any of that. You had an alpha male, who came behind you and banged loose for 5-10 seconds, and then the job was done.

I didn't do any foreplay, no, warming up. No. But less. And we know that the chimpanzee's wealth, which we are quite like. It is very varied when it comes to leaders structures. You have of course the hard leaders, the dictators, and also the more democratically established leaders, who are more good a skilled leader. So of course, somewhere in our history, there have been one or two Alphans who could like a little foreplay. And it has also been, we who are evolutionaries, beneficial. Because then you got the genes to live on.

So then you got apes who liked foreplay. And that became part of our way of being. That's how it is. The evolution is briefly explained. I thank God for that. I think we should start finding out about that now. Yes, I agree. Oh my God.

But that was good. Yes. Do we have more to add to that? Good news. Very good. Do we have more to add to this? And what kind of a boring are we really? It was to survive at the beginning.

Yes, it was actually there. It's locked. Is there anything more? The botapet? There is always something that is both strength and weakness in this podcast. I rarely have a clear plan. So I'm sitting here and working on a life. I get directly pissed off when the guest feels that it's not your job.

I didn't say it clearly. I didn't say it clearly. It's not your job. You have to contribute as much as yourself. Come with questions. Do you have any questions? Damn it. I asked if I should prepare something. No, you shouldn't either. But you can throw things away. Do you have a question for me or Jim? Jim, I don't understand it at all. I grew up in Marinus, half Greek, CEO. CEO? For this company?

Isn't that good enough? Yes, it's very good. Isn't that good enough? Yes, it's very good. Isn't that the highest you can get? In this company... You won't get higher than CEO, I think? No, I don't think so. Or CEO or whatever? That's also true.

You have like... Oh, okay. You have like... Who is the Warren Buffett of modern media? Because the one you get higher is the one who owns... If there had been one who owned the modern media again, who was just in the board meeting. Maybe, that's the right guy. I don't have that many board meetings, I try to keep it to a minimum.

You are CEO and Warren Buffett in one. You are Warren Buffett. I don't feel like neither CEO nor Warren Buffett. Warren Buffett is a complete red. I'm a complete legendary guy or Warren Buffett? Warren Buffett is also a hero. Is he? Yes, he is a legendary guy. Warren Buffett as well? Yes, but maybe you as well.

Married, child? No. Single? Yes. Damn. Maybe you should talk about a little... A little speed date here now. Take one, then lesson.

I don't know. Why not. I don't know. Why not? I don't know. You said it was completely free. Yes, it's free. Here you go. Shall we take a speed date? Yes. Come on.

I'll just sit here. I think it's crazy. That's what I said. I'm starting to eat in the microphone again. If we had been on a date, I would have asked why you had clicked on the button, and you would have answered that you... Because I train so much about Dagnas, I just don't want to get any space in my chest. And then I would have called the lady who was waiting for a date with open arms. I would have just said,... I'm going to look...

I'm not going to look anymore. I mean, that's a way to go actually. Okay, yes. Take a picture of this so I can put it out. Yes, I've done that. For mother's sake now. Jim woke up. Just like that, quickly.

Kelly is on a date. She's already on the table. Should I take A? No, you can look at it. And you she is at the red table. Should I take her off? No, you can look at her and you will come to the table. And the date is on. Okay, let's do it. The date is on. Okay.

And just… Shouldn't I greet her or something? Yes, but first I give you a hug, right? Yes, that's fine. Hug, hug. Okay. And then it's just… You have to talk as fast as possible before you get drunk. Now the hug comes, what do you say under the hug? It's nice.

I give you a hug. Yes, yes, yes. Thank you. Let's do it properly again. Oh, I have the button up. Yes. Good. So, hi.

And then I just… Yes, it's very important. Sorry, I forgot. You found out. Yes, I found out. And then I... It's very important. Sorry, I forgot. You found out? Yes, I found out. It's so nervous.

You're in the role now. You're sitting here. Okay, now we're in the role. How are you doing? It's going okay. It's difficult to breathe with such tight pants. But otherwise it's going well. You look really cool. I guess that's why…

Don't take such ironic things. Don't look at him… Okay, okay, okay. Now it's a date, right? But this is your husband. Yes, it's totally f***ing… That's why we have it. That's why we do it. It's totally f***ing… But now we're in it. This is worse than doing stand-up.

Why are you looking at both of me? No, because I'm looking for security. I'm not looking for security, because I just get worse looking at each other. But, yes, right? So now we assume... I have never met you before. I don't know your name, right? No. That's a premise. Come on. It's not that far from the truth, right?

Yes, but I don't know you. I don't even know who you are, so I ask the question, what are you doing? No, the date is... Can you not comment on this in the form of a meter? The date is that I meet you on the street, and then we go in and just have a beer. Otherwise it doesn't work. We met by chance. We've done the chat first, right?

Yes, exactly. And it's a raw thing to do, of course. What are you doing? I'm on the phone all day, sleeping and… Why are you on the phone? Because the film and TV industry go to hell. I'm an actor-agent and actor-manager. Are you?

Yes. That's really cool. Let's see, are you ready to order? Are you ready to order? Yes, I'd like to… I'll drink to start. I'm just a regular beer. Regular beer?

I'll have an amaretto sour. I'll arrange that. Okay, and then my impression is... Oh shit, amaretto sour, that's a bit heavy to order when you've just met on the street. Could I say that to her instead of to me? I'm just thinking. I'm thinking that was a bit wild. Thinking? And then I think... It's allowed.

Thinking bobble is allowed. So say thinking bobbling and then... Okay, thinking bobbling. I actually want a internet connection, but do I have to take an Amaretto Sour instead? That was very good. If you ordered a internet connection, I think it would have been even more stressful. But it's okay. Open smack and internet connection. Now I'm saying something even more difficult. And who are you managing for? I have had like 40 clients.

40 clients? Up to 40 clients. On most of them. All are dead. And you have had a company? In my mind it was, are all dead? Are all dead? Yes, because some of them have to work.

Yes, some have work, but now it's a bit of a down time in the film and TV industry. So there are a lot of people who don't have jobs, and when they don't have jobs, they don't have the money to get them. You can help with the flat set then. Flat set gets a lot of work. I haven't had one audition since I did F***ing Flat Set. Not one audition. We have had Axel Henning, the company I work for. We have top lists. Axel, Jon Ryggaren and... But not Flat Set top list. I had to f***ing take them. Yes, yes.

No, I didn't open them. Maybe you should have had an agent on the acting side. I should have thought that Rand would save her with that shiny presentation. But everyone thinks that. Everyone thinks that, oh now I'm in a Netflix series, now they're calling from Japan. I'm just calling you when you were wrong. You were wrong to mix me up in your date. I'm sorry. I'm just so frustrated. Are you going to eat? No, because I can see that you don't like to eat on your first date.

Oh shit, he's throwing it out. You said it instead. Now you should say, how did you know? Oh shit, how did you know? Tell the voice, think about it. oh, he's pulling that one. I love to eat. Yes, you do. But I just think there are better first dates than going to a restaurant and eating. Yes, what did he do to the other date?

No, my ex took me to the escape room. Fuck your ex. This is not good. Thought bubble, this is not good. X took me to the escape room and that went well? I didn't say that. But the escape room for example? Yes. Fun.

Yes. If you get out? Yes or no. Because then you are forced to be in the room for an hour. Which can be either the best or the most fucking awesome in the world. But then you are forced to cooperate in completely different ways, and you don't get time to talk about which kindergarten you went to and all that uninteresting stuff. Okay, so you can talk about other things. Very good, very good. I'll just interrupt a little bit, so I can defend this segment. I like the idea that Jim comes in and gives the guest a new team to get to know the guest.

But I think you have to ask questions that say more about Kelly in order to defend the sport. More about Kelly? We have already talked a little about it. It will be a bit boring for a little while. I think it was exciting to try this. I think we have already talked about it a bit, so it's kind of... It's a bit boring to hear about it. I think it was exciting to try this. I think we almost have to close this. I'm a bit proud, because my biggest fear in life is to stand on stage. Not to keep a speech, that's no problem.

But to stand and try it is fun, that's my big, big fear. Yes, there are a lot of fears. And this, initially, I was very scared. I overcame the fear, I was with you. And I have said that I will be able to stand on stage even if no one laughs once before the 20th of March. Yes, good. We will get that. So I will soon be 5 years old. So you have the contacts in order. But none of you know it. I will call some good people who have helped me. Okay. Then it's just to go to Alf.

Where is it? It's Alexander Kjelland's place. Nøddin Kjellin. Yes. Places max 10-15 people. Is that under Colonel Mustard? It's over there, yes. Okay, we're going to a new scenario.

Is it the same scenario as before? No, it's a new one. That means another scenario writer that the podcast has, Lasse Bruno, has made a new one. I think it's a bit nice. You are being led into a massive, but well lit hangar is completely empty, apart from the fact that it says 999 randomly selected Norwegians on the list. You are number 1000. A voice on the speaker says again, it's a bit of the same structure, a voice on the speaker says, Choose a sport, skill or skill you will compete in. The competition find a place in the hangar. But we are filming the show with this. But we can get everything we need for the show.

Only the winner survives, the rest is executed with a neck shot. So this is basically Battle Royale. You can say that. Which competition do you choose to be the only survivor? So this is a bit about… What skills do you have in life? Where you could have beaten Fely in 1999? Twerking. Damn, that's a good answer.

You are a Twerking. It's a bit surprising, but I don't know… Yes. That's a great answer! So this is an idiotic answer. That was the question on the date. That you are the best in the country at Twerking. That's a great answer! This is an idiotic answer! That's what you said about dating? That you're the best in the country at twerking? This is not stupid.

People can use this if they think it's okay. People can use this in dating situations. If you learn it without it, it's a bit nerdy to have so much experience. I think people get scared. It's nice to have some scenarios. I have a friend who to have so much preparation. I think we might get scared a bit. It's nice to have some scenarios. I have a friend who is very good, who collects some of these scenarios and good questions. He pulls up and asks people. It's nice, because I sit there and have nothing to do.

I think Kanye West or the Italian guy who shot a movie in the US. I have so little to come with many times. I agree. And often it is well prepared. If you are just sitting there like a theorist and have a lotker. Okay, twerking is very good, because you have obviously been good at it, and the masses say that there is a lot more to it, because there is someone better than you in twerking. Of 999 random voters, says the Norwegian, maybe even the world's biggest. No, but also because you said Norwegian. Because if there had been 1000 Caribbean people in Jamaica, have you seen how they dance and twerk?

Jump down from roof buildings and up in the cage to another person, sit on a chair, like four floors below. It's completely insane. Can you mention two other Norwegians who are better at twerking? Who are better than me? On standing feet? I was very inspired by Mira Craig. I thought so too. There are two other Norwegians who are better at twerking. Who are better than me? On the foot. I was very inspired by Mira Craig. I thought so too. So Mira Craig was an inspiration in my childhood.

How old is Mira now? 55? That's not far from it. How old is Mira Craig? She's not an adult. How old is she? She's 40 years old. I'm like 39. I remember that I was like a little Italian Nazi slave boy when I was little, and watched music videos.

You missed the beginning of this one. Okay. But I watched Mira Craig twerk, and I thought, damn, one day I would like to move in that way. She was your icon. Yes, so incredibly feminine and feminine and cool. I think she was very cool. She is still very cool. She is cool and she was young when she started.

Because she is 42 years old! Yes, I was 39. And she still looks damn good. And she met her a long time ago, maybe? I met her a long time ago. She looked good, 42. I thought she was much older, but she wasn't. No, she just started early, as you say. Young legend.

It's like Alejandro Fuentes, for example. I think he started in the 50s. No, he's probably just 39. But he's not good then? Yes, he's not much older than... What year are you 90? He's a bit older than Mira, isn't he? No, he's just a bit older. He made Stianzen and Mira Craig.

We worked together in the bathroom when he was there. Of course I did. But then I felt that there was such a big age difference between us, but this is only three years ago. Now the youngest listeners are falling off, but I think they are, they are not. Because when I was younger, I thought it thing with my nerves in the summer. One time I said, do you know who this is? And it was like, Erik By? No, of course not. But it was like that, Alejandro Fuentes. Oh, you don't know that either? I just had... The legend, Alejandro... Yassir Arafat.

It was a kind of game show. We just lay on some air mattresses in a pool in Malta and had that game. Did you talk to Yassir Arafat? I had fun with that. Wasn't there so many fireworks? I couldn't care less. No one knew who he was. Wasn't there when you fireworks? There was no one in the room. Wasn't there a lot of fireworks and health insurance? Yes, and then I came to the court and said,

I sound old, Sabrina Carpenter. Yes. Of course, I know who he is, But I'm not good at that one. She's nice. She's nice. Nice and nice. Everyone is nice. You know, that girl who got so famous because she had a lot of puke, who was that one?

What? Hattu or something? Oh, Hattu. Oh, Hattu Girl. Hattu Girl. Hattu Girl. Hattu? I don't think she had a lot of pu sex. It was more that she described how she...

Yes, there was an interview when she was stopped on the street, and someone asked her what the best tips were to suck a dick or something. And she just said, just put a little HAK2 in it. That's okay. But isn't it the same woman who also continued her thing, with having had sex with two during a year a year and she wanted to double it the next year. It's a Norwegian puberty project. It's some VG Plus articles that you probably have been talking about lately. It's a British OnlyFans influencer now, she has been... She warmed up, took a little warm up with 100 people in one day. And now she's going to be with 1000 people in 24 hours.

She? It's Guinness record. Because the record, most partners in 24 hours are at 900 or something, it's very close. So she is like, why give yourself there? Why not drive 1000 km? But then she must have... what is it called? A bouquet, is that what you call it? When you are in a hangar full of men who just come and kiss you. Yes, but they are doing... Yes, isn't that right? The dog and the assistant are seriously planning how they are going to perform it. It's Guinness records?

Yes, and Guinness will not be there, because I'm not in on those six records. But I think it's like that, the men, because then it's allowed to be in again for a few seconds each, as they continue, and then there are other ladies there, who can get them to come and so on. But is it like that, then the men are on the record and rummage up to get your seconds. They have to. But if you manage to get the perfect time, so that you actually get two seconds, I promise, if you want, if I manage to do that.

I think so. But you just have to limit her time. Yes, I understand that. I don't know, you don't have to look at each other in the eyes, and then you have to move on. But it's like Bukak, too, that I don't... I actually have never seen it. But isn't it that a lot of people come to you at the same time?

Yes, at the same time. I thought that it was 1&1 who came to Stamplass and fired the stock exchange. I don't know. And it also means that you manage to run, and when it's your turn, you have to be ready to fire a shot. It's something like that. It's something like that. This was a hard kiss on the first date. Oh my God! It goes fast. It goes fast. It's hard. It goes fast. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast. It's going fast Oh my god, the scenario. Nice twerking, yes. You locked the door and we locked it again, because it's totally fucked up. Yes, but what about you? What would be your strongest card? It was very strong.

8000? Very, very good, Kelly. I haven't thought that much about it. I think I said I would choose Dart, I think. Yes, because I have heard rumors that you are really good at Dart. I'm not really good, but I'm above average. If you play on... I have my own keyboards, I have to say, so I struggle a lot internally with such a Dart bar, because there are such smooth, shit standard tracks that I struggle with adjusting to. But if I have some time, it's so good that if you pull a bunch out and play darts on what's called Ortsje, I'm too good. You are, yes.

I play in the league with people. So it's not fun to have you on Ortsje? I'm a little too good for that. In a big way, there are some who are good, but the majority of the players are just like, yeah, let's just try it. So I think I can beat 999, but I can be unlucky there too. You can also meet Mira Craig there, you too. Yeah, that would be really weird. But yeah, if I meet Mira there.

But hopefully she's gotten a little old and stony, so she can't move anymore. It's like you choose a dribbling football. I'm against Ronaldo. And you happen to get old Ronaldo. But he has become really sick and old now. Ernie? No, Ernie. But he's still doing it. Yes, I think so.

I think so. I don't think there's anything to say about him being a little fat. He's just so damn good. He probably does. I think so. Easy. But I want to talk more about Dart. I started playing Dart in summer.

You know Johnny well. Johnny is a very good Dart player. Is he? Johnny who? He is much better than me. My mother was a very good Dart player. They were in England and played... I say VMA. Really? Yes. Ok, now I'm almost starstruck. Because I've got so much respect for DART and DART players, and I value buying my own games. I've been to Lokalbarn, which is the closest I live, for Fly Fisher.

Fly Fisher. That's where I started. Really? Yes. Play some DART. But I haven't seen you on the wall there. No, I didn't come on the wall, because we moved away from there pretty quickly. There was only one slide there, and it was a bit difficult to get to play enough.

But is it annoying if I ask, can you teach me DART? No, of course I can teach you DART. I thought no one would ask that. What? I saw you wanted wanted to become good at dart. I'll come down to Flyfishing one day and we'll have a beer. Oh my god. But if you want to become good, your own pikes, really cool. And it's a bit fun. I stood for a long time at a shop and tried a lot of different pikes, and I found what I was talking to me And it's like sandpaper grip and...

It's a real thing, you know. Is there any dart-peel shop? There are very few physical dart shops left. There was one on Parkveien. Did you go to Bokstein? Parkveien. Yes, Parkveien. Over there.

There is probably one. Over the lady. What is the trick that you want them to rotate? The other thing is to do it the same way every time. You need to have a nice base foot, a nice base position. So people look at one thing at finger there, and have one there. Perfection it. And then you have to be able to... The most important thing is that you are able to relax and reset between each arrow, so you are not being influenced by the first throw or something. It's a little more psychological. Then you just have to focus on the point you are going to hit.

The stick has to be in the right position in the hand, and it has to be in the right position in the air. And then you have to have the perfect balance, not too close to the key. Just look at the point, find the calm, and let it float. Boom. Boom. And use the elbow. Yes. Find the lines, not winking with the elbow, find the album. Find the lines, don't just wave with the album. Find the lines. This is a very small sound.

Now you would have filmed this. I understand. I got lucky on the test, because it's fun, it's just so damn difficult. It's a fun dating. You didn't get to read Kromkaka as a hair brush with gold I have been, I have struggled with addiction. I have not realized it properly before now. Coffee? No, I have not… Let him finish his drink then.

I have not genetic… I have not any addiction stuff, like a rum, coffee… I am so excited about what you are going to say, because your development is so good. Or rum or something. But I have, it is a pandemic that many know of, but that many are not completely serious about. It is simply focus problems. And attention problems. And I read a book called Stolen Focus by Johan Harry. And before that I have been involved in projects for the guys who have made the vlogs, Sven and... I don't remember the other name. They were without smart phones for a year. So I just knew that the problem had been there. You talk about that, okay, those who design these apps and work in Google and everything, they don't let their children get close to it themselves.

You know about all these things. But you think that when it really gets bad, I manage to get away from it. And we live a little in an illusion there. But the fact is that we are there to the highest degree. And I have thought that I can handle it. I am on the phone a lot. I listen to podcasts too much. But it's okay. So I realized that it's okay.

Especially while I was reading this book. I listen to podcasts too much. I can't go anywhere without having content on my ears. And what you think is that it gives a lot of input, so it will be useful in my job and so on. But what it actually does, and which is very well described in this book of Stolen Focus, is that you become numb, totally numb, and it leads to mild depression, it leads to... You get bored, because you actually don't get to be creative enough. You just become numb from getting total content all the time.

Thought flow is the description for success. And today we don't have thought flow anymore. Our attention span is completely in the abyss. And it's probably not like that everyone is equal. But I've felt so damn about it, that I don't have thought flow anymore. I was completely caught up in the podcast stuff. And now I have just really taken a grip, finally got a grip. I have walked around, but I have had a headset on my ears, just to warm them up.

And that has been like, I have wine in the house. I'm not an alcoholic, but I have wine in the house, and walked a lot with my dog, walked a lot around, and walked around, sat on the bus, often listened to podcasts, and walked around. Just spent a lot of time, walked around, took a bus, walked around people, not had anything other than my own thoughts. And then I got so fucking tired of everything. I finally start thinking, I'm over thinking. It takes some time, because first you don't have any content in your ears, and then you're like, what the fuck am I doing now? And when will these thoughts come?

So just stand there, and you get into a flow of thoughts, and it comes, not just standpoints and premises, comes with so many thoughts about life, thoughts are enough, suddenly you daydream again in a completely different way. That is, we really have to be aware of it, and I don't hang out so much on different apps and such, but the podcast has been my smartphone, my apps. So this applies to everyone in different ways. And what happened, the first day I really just, now there is no podcast, now it's just to walk around and think. So I go on a trip with Bisha, I walk about an hour, I think and walk around. Then I go down to Kunskresbanen and throw balls at her.

And then I sit there and think, okay, now I'm starting to get into a flow, now I'm really starting to think my own thoughts and I get ideas and perspectives. And then the universe sends me a reward, a gift, a sign. Okay. Because I notice that there is something violent show behind me, and something happens, what happens? Around a small piece of earth, and then Erno Lo comes on a bicycle. And then Erno Lo comes on a bicycle, and he's in the terrain, and he's like, Should he be in the art team? Should he live with me? No, he should go on.

I just stand there, and completely clear in my head, without any distractions, observing Erlend Lund, in full one wheel bike traffic, and he is fucking in it. And he is like... and that was the first thing that came to my mind, okay, that's how you can take in in a completely different way when you have your thoughts free. But at the same time, Erlen Loh was also in his own fantastic state of freedom, his own thoughts, unification, that's why he's doing unification. It's not like he came by bike and listened to your podcast. He listens to your podcast. He's all in and can keep up with the flow of the new year. He comes from A to B and it's so meditative, I think, that I just forget it.

But this... I just wanted to say it. I have it just like you. I've heard on all of your Spotify raps, I'm on 0.0001% of the people in the world who do most of the Rogan. Every single year. And I hear everything that comes out. And when I'm done with all the episodes of Rogan, I have another podcast I'm listening to in addition. Yes, that's true. You say a little. Yes, so there are like extreme amounts. And then I feel that when I try to do what you do now, when I go to work, I notice that I am an addict. I notice that I become restless when I go and let my thoughts wander on someone. It's actually unbearable.

And rawdog life then? You rawdog life. Rawdog life. And that is quite hardcore to do? It is actually a bit more hardcore than when we who have grown up in our 30s, we know that we have grown up in a life without this. Those who have never grown up in a life where you can raw dog life, it's completely strange, completely unthinkable for them. But we still have the opportunity to actually, relatively easily, go out of it and just roll over in life. And it is… you don't understand how trapped you are before you actually you listen to podcasts or sit on your phone, but you don't. And research shows, and it showed clearly and clearly in this series of vlogs, what happens when you are stimulated by everything, is that you can't have the thoughts that make you think unique thoughts or reflect on things.

You are completely locked inside those boundaries. It often takes a long time to get out of it. Yes, and it's like with all kinds of things that you normalize, it it's not until you take a distance from it, until you see how sick it actually is. Like podcast-dependence, it sounds really tight, but it's a real challenge. I don't have that with podcast, but I have it with music. I can't do anything without music on my ears. It's a little better actually with music. Yes, but I feel like I'm hidden. I have to set the mood or I have to capture the senses of what I feel. But you can also think a little more about music. Yes, I think more to take away from.

Whether it's like, Russian or sex also, I have taken away from food, music, Instagram, everything. You have to take a little break and go over your life a little, feel it. I think actually just when you want to search for balance in things, then of course you should listen to a podcast in New York City. Of course you should have sex in New York City. Of course you should eat a real Oklahoma smashburger with fries in New York City. But if you do it too much, it's probably a trick to just go cold turkey, and just feel what it means to not be able to take distance from it. And then implement it, as we've said, to get a healthy relationship again. I think that's really interesting, and I'm completely blown away and shy, because I've let it go so far. I have been in a creative period, and I have also felt trapped in life in a way. I don't quite understand why, and then it just went off for me when I read the book.

That's because of podcasts? Not only podcasts, but the sum of all the things you disappear into. Those who work with this, this is also Google, he was developing apps, not only apps, but also Gmail, which is designed to be hacked. Now Gmail is not that exciting today, but when this was in the beginning of this revolution we have been in, then even Gmail was something they were actively working on hacking. There were noises and warnings that all the time made you want to check your mail. And I thought, how sad is that in relation to all the other good things. I thought Tinder, it was where they were supposed to be.

They used human psychology, and then they used it against us, and then they made us completely dependent on apps and everything. The more... It's the business model. The more we have focus on the phone, the more we have been attracted to these apps, the more ads we consume or get influenced by, and that is money in the box. You can't get away from it. Those who are at the top of the business chain here, they have their own schools and yes, they have their own schools. We have a light app. And some ads and what's the name of that app again? We have actually made an app, so yes.

We have some ads and what was the app called again? What did you say? Untold. Untold? Vibrate, you got a good vibration. We didn't have the tools for push-wires in the first round, so that will come now. I think that for many people it's obvious, but I just want to lift it up, because I think you have gone from just talking about these things and reflecting around each one, and then you can do what you want. It's a very healthy and nice challenge, especially now in Christmas, to be a little bit in place here and now. That's what life is all about, just being here and now. And talk to your family and think a little, look at the wall and get bored a little. Yes, I agree.

People get bored. People are boring themselves. A lot of people struggle with the transition from being stimulated all the time through podcasts and appers. The transition, before it starts to feel very good and natural, that it comes in a flow, it seems very claustrophobic. You just don't understand what you should be in the world. But when that goes a little over, you understand that, okay, now I find this rhythm that is quite comfortable. And then you let go of all that, yes, now I'm going to have content. And then you start to see the world in a different way. And then you start to see, even my son, I notice that I stress him out, because I'm used to being simulated in a different way than to sit and watch him play, those stupid, stupid games that don't make sense. For example, I'm like, oh my god, I don't have enough time in the world to watch him build Lego and stuff.

Then it comes to a flow where it's just incredibly pleasant, really. There's a synergy effect in watching him build bad LEGOs. Because other things come around there again, which creates a whole in life and feels very good. You just have to stand in it and get away from it, and you find the flow in a different way, and it's fantastic. I have to say, the wildest thing I've done, I've done the opposite of you. I've been sucked into constant stimuli even more.

I bought myself a full package on YouTube. When I get home from work, I watch YouTube on TV. If I'm going to training, wearing training clothes and all that, I just hook up the phone to the TV, so that I get the same on the YouTube app in the phone. And then when you have premium, you lock the app and then you listen to it like a podcast.

Then I come down to training and then there are days when you are not eager to train, you have to force yourself through it. And then I just put it up, if I take away, then I just put it up, get up pictures like that. You are the main character at the beginning of the Black Mirror episode. Yes, that's basically me who trains at a place called Summit, where there is a training room. So there are no flares, right? So I'm just with myself all night training. I don't see anyone else. Give me a test. It doesn't sound very healthy.

No, it's not. It's healthy to train, but it's not's not very healthy. It's healthy to train, but it's not healthy for the training. But the private training room was very warm buffet. Yes, it's very, very healthy. But the price is not very healthy. But you have to find creativity, find new ways in the industry you work in. You take the path of a company that is still a modern media company. You have to follow the times, you too, but for me and you Kelly, who work with being creative, who live by coming up with new perspectives and thoughts and funny turns on things,

it feels like a prison and not able to have thought flow. So it's like that, especially in creativity, when you live in creative work, you can feel very trapped by being constantly stimulated by such things. Yes, that doesn't work. And if you hadn't seen Erlend come on a one wheel bike, you would have been far into the podcast itself, and just been so focused on that and just sat down on my own shoes. So I didn't notice it. It was a turning point. It was obvious that this is dig to just take. I don't believe in supernatural, but this is a kind of sign. You said it was a sign from the universe. A sign of the God of thoughts.

You have talked about this earlier, so it's clear that you have made an impression on him. He lives in my area, so I filmed him while he was practicing. And then he wasn't on tour. He was just practicing the terp technique. On the ball court right by Bjørnsund school. Can I ask, is it the one you see on Circus-ish? He has a really thick yellow winter... Because I have tested it, it's damn difficult. It's definitely difficult.

It's so legendary. It's a reason. Do you think Erlen Loh is stimulated by podcasts and all that shit talking all the time? Or is he playing mobile games? No. That's why he writes such brilliant books, because he sees the world. And for the others, if he is already a legend, he is on the hall of fame of Norwegian writers, a modern legend. But imagine what legend things are to do when he is dead. If we talk about him as Bjørnshøn in Bjørnshø-hand. He was often seen in the city pictures on a one-wheel bike. That was his... I'm a legend!

I also want to say something. Not to be so funny, Kelly is a legend in stand-up comedy and she's damn good at twerking. Twerking? You know that. You twerk around. Through Karl Johan. And she wasn't more. Many would never dare to do that, but Kelly... She just did it.

Kelly, Alessandra Alexandra Mori Brysen, she always twerked from A to B. Yes. There are worse things. There are worse things. But what the hell? You need something like that. I notice that very often. What was your thousand-person stinger again? Dart. Dart, yes.

Your name? We are still on the track. Just take it fast. Okay. I would like to conclude by that you twerked from A to B, so it must be very short. Very short. It is Mario Kart, Nintendo 64, 4 player. Excel.

Excel. Excel. What is Excel? Excel is a code. What is Excel? Okay,ema. What is Excel? Excel is a Mario Kart. Thanks for being home listening. Connect yourself to Christmas. We are done now.

Thanks for coming Kelly. Thanks to me. It's an honor and pleasure to have you here. And I don't know when we will celebrate, but I expect that one episode next week, and then it's right at the end, just to let the Christmas tree ring. Oh my God. Jim. Nice.

You will have a moustache on Christmas Eve, and then it's... Is it true? There is a moustache on Christmas Eve, and then it's... Is it true? It's a moussaka on Christmas Eve. It can be fast. It's the worst that you meet someone. It's like Christmas moussaka, like Nellig Speakers and a bit different. It can be fast. A bit of a rush moussaka.

Christmas moussaka. Tattiki of course. Okay, we'll talk to you later. Bye! Modern Media