Fladseth - #229 - Tara Lina Shahin
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You haven't got an off the table yet?
What are you saying?
You haven't got an off the table yet?
No, we're on the move.
Why are you so loud?
You're on the technical side.
I'm on the move.
Do you usually have a set?
Do we have a video?
Do you usually?
I like to listen to myself in the water.
Let's do it.
We have a set.
I follow the guest.
If the guest is there, I'm there.
If not, then...
It's very fast. The drogue.
If I may make one, it's an old man's thing to say. A verbal meme.
Do it.
To describe how the process has been to get you into the studio.
It took years.
The meme is that I stand by the river in wade pants, so called wade pants, fishing rod.
Are you fish now?
No, it's a real fishing rod.
The salt stream or the orcish trout, one of the best sellers there.
You are the salmon.
And there is a force that is fighting, the challenge.
You... I sometimes lose you, actually.
But you are fond of flies.
And you are a real winner.
And you actually bite on it again, two or three times, the same fish as you, on the same fly.
And you don't give up, and there are days of fighting before the end.
You get to lick the rocks, and pecking his head.
It's been a tough fight, but damn, what a salmon!
Now it's here. And he's got a loose back.
If you're ahead of him, there's not much life left.
I'm so relaxed now, Henrik.
It's taken a long time, when you first talked talked about joining. Was it last year?
Something like that.
And then I said, I'm the one who invited myself first, I think. I said, can't I join? You just have to get to it.
Yes, it has been like this, we have met at the party and so on, and then it's like, now we have to get to it. But it's nice. The reason is that I have been very stressed this week. I have deleted my calendar, because I have been following my phone.
And then I have been smoking the most important apps.
What?
Card and calendar.
But you don't have more space on your phone.
No.
And then you delete your calendar?
Yes.
What is it that you can delete so much more than that?
I think so, but I than that. I remember that.
The problem is that my phone freezes sometimes.
It goes wrong, because I have so much in my phone.
So I haven't called anyone, but I've answered the phone for 7 minutes.
Until it's gone.
But don't you have any money left on the state channel?
It's going very well, but I've never been as poor as I am now.
I understand that people...
You just have to find that. The richer you get, the poorer you get.
I understand that.
It's so cheap too. I have control. I'm not the person who...
It's not going to go well with me. I like it best when it's a bit decent.
Then I got things to work.
You've never been so rich as you have now?
I'm not rich, but...
Do you see anything better than what I've done before?
I should have left some chairs.
But to buy more space on the phone? Never happened.
Buy more space?
What is it that's full of? What's it called?
The frame? No, what's it called?
It's pictures.
But don't you have the sky solution? I had my ex paying for it.
So your ex took the whole ski?
Yes, she took it all.
She took it all.
How is it going with you, Henrik?
It's going well.
I'm doing fine.
How old is the boy?
The boy is soon between 2 and 3.
He will be 3 in August.
Boy?
Boy.
Yes.
A boy?
No, very sweet and kind. in August. A boy? Yes.
Me?
No, very sweet and kind.
Can you sleep at night?
Yes.
Is there any sort of arrangement? Is it something you expect?
You know what? It's not telepathic, but it's something that a mother has a connection with and wakes like when you're supposed to measure supernatural,
or like, L-sensitivity.
Do you have L-sensitivity? Okay.
Which two? What are the electronic articles in this box or this box?
This box.
Damn, you're right, you have L-sensitivity.
It's not like...
You don't understand in the same way.
You can measure things that are not completely scientifically proven when it comes to mother and child.
And if it's just the slightest sound, she wakes up, right?
I don't wake up as hell.
I don't either.
So then I sleep.
I love getting kids because I'm so neurotic.
I struggle a lot with sleep.
And the times I'm on two or three have been on for almost three days without sleep.
Because now you are on some new sleeping pills or something?
Yes, I don't go to sleep pills, I went to sleep pills before. But the problem is that I don't like to lie down.
So then I completely miss that function when it goes over the nose, right?
Yes, that's right. I tried it before, you see.
Yes, it's completely damn. You must have to find a way to start taking a nap.
It's a short way to hell.
But you're scared that it's not the best thing to do when you don't want to go to bed.
You're scared to go to bed.
I'm not scared. I just can't get it.
I can't get to bed. I have to lie on the bed and wait for the sleep.
I think it's uncomfortable.
But then there's another thing that is a side effect of the pills,
that you get tired and really hungry. So I wake up in the middle of the night and just make three bread rolls.
You know what I made? Three bread rolls with blueberry and alfalfa on top,
dunked in the cream right back on the sofa to sleep.
That's like a joint.
Yes, but you get really fat out of it. But you get to sleep.
Yes, yes.
But then I'm 32 days and a half. But in hell, I guess.
But I'm not going to come here and teach you anything about sleep.
You'll come.
I'll try everything, of course.
That's fine.
But you have to get rid of that evil...
You have to find something cozy around to get some sleep.
Yes, but now I'm dating.
And that's very nice.
I've slept with someone. Yes, it's something'm dating her. And that's nice. You've slept with someone.
Yes, yes.
It's something else.
Yes, it is.
I don't like to sleep alone in my own neighbourhood with Barbica.
You don't like to sleep with people?
People drive and grieve too much.
Yes, the kids are crying and...
I've been with the girl for many years.
The girl? The drag? I have been with the ladies for many years. The pleasure people have been having for many years.
And they are like, we have double-tines.
Do you have double-tines?
You are a loser. Do you have double-tines?
You damn pussy.
I almost bang my wife when we are going to...
I only have double-tines for Pint.
I don't want to have...
If she fucks up and starts to make sounds,
when I am in my fixed sleep-in rhythm...
It's crazy.
I also think it's best to sleep alone, but I think after dad was there, it's become difficult to sleep.
But I can't do that, I'm not alone at night. It's just weird, you know?
I understand the thing. I feel that know, I feel that everyone has a...
Even if it's good or bad, you often have a fine balance between which way you're going.
I can also snap in those... I feel the feeling that you're like...
The whole process of waking up. And what is sleep? And stuff like that.
But instead of stressing myself, now I have to sleep because I have to get up tomorrow,
I have managed to cut out completely, because I'm not rational, I don't have any conditions.
So I'm just like, now I'm going to bed, now I'm going to enjoy myself.
I don't look at the phone, because I like to read, but I never get time to read otherwise.
You read?
I read everything. So that's what I do now. And finally there is a place where I can actually read.
Because there is no room for another phone or something.
So I have to sit and read.
And then I get hooked.
So I sit and read for a long time and then I get tired.
A physical book or is it on your chin?
Yes.
Because physically I have to read and then you have to sit and blow around.
I put myself down on the pillow and I lie down over me. I put my hand down on the pillow and I lean over myself.
So I have a pillow over my back and I lay down the pillow like a screen that I just pull my hand up.
And relax my fingers.
Relax my wrist.
And when you notice that your hand is getting more and more relaxed, then I know that something is going to happen.
So I fall asleep when I cough with a... I call it a mongoose hand.
A very generalizing...
Torstein on the cross, she?
Yes, a Torstein smile hole...
Are you Torstein on the cross when you're reading?
Torstein on the cross, you've started saying.
What's it called? Torstein...
Seelings?
Torstein on the plank.
I was the one who established it at the time.
And Kjært Barna, many names of course. On the people's faces. Torstein is also... Now you've started with the account, established you at the time. And the children are many names of course.
My people?
Torstein is also here. Have you started with a short story?
No.
A kind of...
A small gang.
With all the shit.
No, you have Morten Rulle, you have one that is short.
Torstein.
They have gathered together?
Yes, and make jokes around...
Make memes.
I think it's fun.
Is it funny?
Jett Thomsen.
What?
Was there a Jett Thomsen?
Jett Thomsen.
I never saw that clip.
I just saw there was a lot of stress with...
Jett Thomsen was the Oscar-Westerner gang that had an interview with Jett Thomsen.
I don't know.
I don't think it's a complete crisis if everyone is involved
probably some call-up and role models
and people throw themselves in the sun, I take that
Anyway, I saw that right before I had taken yes to be on the show
That's what I was going to ask about
I was with Gautaje Gutjegette was there, Jawa was there. From their perspective, you are a guy who absolutely looks up to you, right?
I don't know.
You don't think so?
I don't think so.
Why did you ask them if you wanted to be a judge?
I don't think so.
I know the format of Roast.
I can... What I should do...
I'm not a big fan of what they do, but one thing I think is that they are something there.
And I notice so much resistance in the industry that I am afraid that if we start polarizing, we will create more unrest and shit than it is positive.
Because when you can't remove anything, you can't...
You can't ignore it all the way?
No, I feel that it will be a civil war with one time of it.
And you see that. And it is also afraid of politics, that with one time you will start to take away people's opportunity to talk, like Eivind Trædal is sitting and not letting him fool us in a race,
he shouldn't be there at all, then you create these echo chambers, you create the polarization, which in the worst case becomes a kind of civil war,
like you have in the US now. It's because you're sitting on each of your trips. It's almost like comparing them with each other.
Money in the bank, I have taken some rounds with myself,
but many people should have it to be able to legitimate their side.
I don't think it's like that. It's cool that you say that.
I feel that they have said that they are not dependent on the big boys.
They do their own thing.
And I think it's nice that you can come in.
Because I think it's cute that they see you often.
They think you are cool.
I know that. They think you are cool.
I think that if you can do something like that,
I think it's cool.
Both sides are annoying. I think that it's cool. I think both sides are annoying.
I think it's very annoying with those who are representing us.
I hate that kind of polarization.
I mean it from the inside. My heart is the worst and most dangerous thing you can do. Yes, you can be disagreeable, but you can also say that.
If you talk to each other properly, you often find things out of things.
There was someone who said in the Kjølevane, everything that happens in the world,
that we should be damn satisfied with our outer right-wing party, FRP.
And if you sit down and talk together, you will mostly find out about things.
And the problem today is how to sit down and write chronicles, and then you have to answer another chronicle,
and then the most burnt things will be pulled out by moderators or some editors, some desks.
And then... because you are working on that polarization, it's a circle of evil and shit-shitting,
which I don't feel is outside of Norway. That's not what we're doing here.
No, I agree.
So it's incredibly sick to be on the rose for the boys in that They don't care. They do rage baiting, which is what they are all good at. So we can stop making X amount of chronicles, because this is what they are actually working on.
They are excited about this.
And if you think they are bad role models and bad content,
then try to reach out to their target audience and make something better, which they also think is cool.
And maybe cooler than that.
Because right now the target audience thinks we are a cringe.
Yes, a huge cringe. They hate us.
So spread the word, show that you can do better.
Because there are a lot of people living in the same country as I'm talking about here.
There is no nonsense formula. It's not like, don't look at them, they are bad role models.
Stop it. When has that worked?
Never.
Never?
Never.
I think that if I'm going to mean something about it, and not to stand on my back foot,
which I feel I don't do, then it's mostly like a pick me girl.
That I'm so focused on just pleasing the boys, but I don't really care.
And I think it's like... It's rage bait. You don't have to let them bite on you.
You don't have to let them be provoked by it. It's like... It's rage bait. You can't let it bite you, you can't let it be provoked.
It's like... I don't know.
I agree. And also...
I think it's stupid.
Yes, in many ways very stupid. And I've seen things they've done that are really bad.
And one thing I saw, they had a show where they travelled around the world and had a close relationship with wine. I enjoyed it a lot. Was it VGTV?
Yes, VGTV.
There is a big difference in where you are in life, what you are interested in.
Here Mozart went and... I almost know Mozart there.
He went to buy a cigar.
Yes, cigar.
But I have always thought, when I have been in the humor and entertainment industry for a while,
and then I notice that someone comments a lot on,
no, he or she is not funny, no, this is not right, this is under, this is not cool to be part of.
I have never cared about those things.
I don't care what others do, as long as people are nice,
as long as people are honest and perform properly,
and I know that performing in order is possible against someone you think is preferred.
And others you ignore, I hear that all the time.
But I really feel that I have never had anything...
I think that when I'm in the role, people are nice. And a lot of people say that it's interesting and fun, so there's no reason to demonize or be in the role of a boycott.
I don't think there's anything wrong with that.
How long have you been doing this?
I'm going to say something funny, which I've never said before.
You started in Sølvrekka, and that was 10 years ago.
I had started with stand-up in 2011 or 2012.
But in a commercial level?
I had started with a school review.
Because you are from Oslo? I started with that and then Søllrikker came in the 20's. I had been with Stennet for a while and then that came.
I had put up a review of that group and we got the show.
Because you were a review instructor?
No, never really. I was a review actor.
I got a school.
You missed it?
Damn, I went to Manglodudu.
You did?
I went to Manglodudu...
What did you want to say?
No, I wanted to say that when I was 18 or something, I was really in love with you.
No?
I didn't tell you. I think I told you when I was 18 or something.
No, I think so.
It was a very short period.
Yes, yes.
I don't know.
When was it? Why did you stay?
I don't remember. I was really in love. Very in love, I think.
Yes, but...
What was I then?
I don't remember.
Was it earlier, Katja?
I think this was the stand-up era.
I was very, very young, and I was working with Tam and Abu.
He was 18 or 19 years old. How old are you?
35.
I'll be 30 in a week.
Five years and age difference.
Damn.
But I went to many of your... I went to Horten with VGS.
Which is a institute for itself.
It would have looked like I had been with an 18 year old, who had been driving around.
Because Manglore is closed, even though we are now, right?
No, I hope not. But the drama line is at least not.
No, I think they filled the whole school. They filled it? Yes, it hope not. But the drama line at least. No, I think they loaded the whole school.
Loaded?
Yes, it was Munch.
The Manglere school is down!
If I'm not... because it's Mottensrud.
No, no more laughing.
No, it was Manglere. Manglere is equal to Jura.
Manglere school is not equal to Jura.
Manglere school is down for the longest. It was Munch, you know.
It was Munch. What do you mean Munch?
Everyone who went to Manglere was moved to Munch.
Munch?
Munch, both of them.
You mean Bjørnholdt?
No, the new Munch school.
Damn, have they moved to...
Manglodur school is closed down.
My dear old Manglodur school is closed down. How do I know?
It says it's open. I don't understand.
I heard about it, but I was just. I went to the bathroom with the boys.
Maybe they left something in the line?
Yes, the drama line was put down, so I moved to Bjørnått.
So I went to Manglåd and Bjørnått.
That's how it was.
I just moved to...
With Alon Felles.
He went to the comedy and communication at Bjørnått.
Bjørnått is not nice, there are so many fireworks in the new film school, right?
Yes.
A lot of fireworksmen in Alene?
I don't know.
Okay.
Saffan, I moved to...
I'm not saying I'll go back there year after year.
I've been to school with a lot of people, so I won't say that.
I moved from Horten. I got a job in Oslo.
I had to change schools last year.
I hadn't looked for a job, but my friend went to Mangeludet, so I thought I could meet up there. And I forgot to tell the school place in Hortnæ. I thought it was a thematic thing.
But I met up with the first school, and they said that I didn't have a school place there.
So I said ok, I have to go to Oslo.
You forgot to look for a place?
I move to Oslo on the day, meet up with my friend in the class, last year at VGS, study abroad.
I go there for two or three weeks.
The principal came and said,
You can't just start in that class.
You have to build it up and then move to a new class.
Who are you? Do you represent Adam?
I went to class with my son, Amula Krekar.
He was also at Mangalore.
A very nice guy.
I dropped out of Vegas in Russian times.
I was at the Russian bus sponsored by Ulrik Imtiaz.
Wait, wait.
Stop it now.
The son of Mulla Krekar was on the bus with...
No, he went to Studesbress.
Because Mulla...
Mulla himself? Many parents must have been in Russian times and Russian bus. He went to the studio. Because Mullan...
Many parents have to be in Russia in Russia.
Mullan has to be in Russia in Russia.
I don't know. I don't think he was in Russia.
If not Mullan...
He is very alright.
Mulla Krekar?
Mulla Krekar. Very nice.
Do you remember when he came out of the prison?
He made a lapetep.
Thanks to the prison. he made a carpet. Thank you to the king's prison.
And you were a real guy.
He... because your family is Kurdish.
He is a Kurd. He is a Pakistani.
Pakistani, right?
Yes, that's right.
You are allowed to be a Kurdish quarter?
Totally Kurdish.
It's fun how... I notice people who are very wet and white, the players use shorts, it's so damn big.
I think I was Arab until I was 14. I was pure Iraqi. I used to use my brother's as a shell.
My brother had to do everything for me. You know that you are a coward. But what the fuck is a coward? Because now we have to stop...
There are limits to how many cowardly cowards who will steal our jobs.
Ethnic norwegian comic artists.
Now it's enough.
At least three now.
Yes, me, Muller, Krekar and Galvan Midi.
You, Mullan, Galvan, Mert.
Mert is fucking... Mert is a coward.
You say Mert.
Mert. I'll see... Mert was like... Mert Mert. Mert Mert, he called him. Mert Mert is a fucking... Mert is a fucking dickhead. You say Mert? Mert.
I'll see... Mert was... Mert Mert. Mert Mert, I called him.
Mert Mert?
Mert Mert.
No.
I love Mert.
He's a very nice guy.
He's so cute.
He's a nice guy.
He was so fucking down and was arranging the salt and steering around, and then he flew around and arranged.
So I just called him Mert Mert.
He's... He gets things done he's been working so hard. He's a very nice guy. He gets things done.
You're a nice guy.
If you're allowed to have a spot, will you give him 5 minutes?
He's been working so hard, he's been working so hard.
He's a very nice guy.
There are three humor-cuddles, there are probably more.
Cuddles and painters, full of pressure from you.
There are many of them.
But all of them are not as strong as you do now? Don't you think. But I don't think they are any bitter ethnic comedians who are just like,
F***, f***.
I am not a sickening person. I have got my job at the most because of the quotas. 100%.
Not only that, you are very funny.
Yes, but there are many other funny ladies as well.
I agree that there are quotas. But I don't think you have gotten it back in the day.
Back in the day. But first I have to admit that I have a lot of experience with it.
It's a huge advantage if you can get...
You get it.
Yes, and if it's always casting for big reality shows, there is always one minority background.
And then you know that I'm almost safe.
There aren't that many members of the Veller.
I struggle a bit with quotas.
I don't feel that we have any phase on what is right.
But that it's a nice thing, there's nothing to doubt about.
But at the same time, I don't know. What do you think about the quota?
Do you think it's a good thing? Or do you think it can also seem like a closeness, a closeness as well?
Both. But I'm very excited when it's the quota's fault.
Because you have to think... Sometimes you become unsure, as you are now. Is this something you really deserve important people in your life?
What do you mean?
Galvan is calling.
Galvan, you are on the phone with Henrik Fladseth.
Hello Henrik Fladseth and Karolina Sahin.
We were just talking about you and others.
We are talking about all the Kurds who are working to get into the Norwegian comic industry.
There are Kurdish things, because there are two... The biggest musician in Denmark, the artist is Tobias Rahim, he is Kurdish and one of the most exciting in Sweden, he is also Kurdish.
There is something Kurdish about...
The Kurdish fox?
The Kurdish fox is also a monster.
Is he killed or what?
No, he is still in Iraq.
In Iraq? He is being imprisoned in Iraq.
Anyway, the Kurdish version, as you can hear, you are not safe.
Yes or no to quota?
Yes and no.
Yes and no.
That's where we were too. I have to quote in the beginning, and then people get tired, but then they get a side product of that I'm used to seeing other people, so they don't...
So they get unexpected woke.
I understand.
Okay, but good luck with the rest of what you're doing. I should call and say hello to my sisters, and how we should plan to take the job to Elsekos, but we can do that later.
Weren't you just together?
No, not you.
No, have a nice day.
Have a nice day?
The guys have so many shows like that.
Yes, damn Galvan.
Jonas and I had to take the job, so you have to work a bit.
Okay, I love you.
Bye.
Bye. Bye! Bye! Thanks!
I am very concerned, if I get to cast for a TV show, I know very well that this is the only one with a background in the show.
Because you probably like me, but also because only are... If you don't understand what the program is about,
then you don't fit in.
If you only are for the brown reason.
And that's what I meant.
Or kind of comical.
Yes, it's dangerous.
All of the quotations are a bit dangerous,
because you start asking questions about
what the quotations are, or is it talent,
or what it is that makes it difficult. So you're doing it wrong.
I agree.
But yes, you have a question for you now.
I'm so tired of it.
What do you say about new sleeping pills?
It's not really a specific sleeping pill.
We'll cover it up.
Sorry, I have nothing to offer. I'm sorry.
You have. It's great.
We're going into a small gap.
Can I say one thing?
You started all your programs with singing Beautiful Day by Kurt Nielsen.
No, I didn't. It was either Never Easy or She's So High.
She's So High. Kurt Nielsen won She's So High, World Idol. My father won Lotto, and at the same time Kurt Nielsen won She's So High. 1,3 miles in Lotto.
1,3 miles in Lotto. 1.3? 1.3 at the same time.
My sister sat in her room and watched this happen.
One day.
She hears the ball rolling in the living room, thinking about killing each other,
but she's so happy that her cousin wins.
She comes to kick the door and say that she won Lotto.
Look at you.
I heard that as well.
1.3 wins. You can win in Lotto.
This was before the show and it was a lot of money.
But I heard that you grilled at home?
Yes, best friends.
That's crazy.
We grilled outside, it started to rain, and she forced me to carry the grill in.
On Persian carpets at home.
Closed all the doors and windows, sat there and grilled my best friend. She had a plate that she used to lift up on the grill to keep the heat going.
I sat there thinking, I'm probably fucking dangerous, but is she good with food?
But it's like if you love grilling, you almost don't get enough of grilling.
And I think she grew up in the mountains. I thought she would lie down and sleep there, and then you smell that grill girl.
I am Willifred, I am her friend.
Willifred, in a small space here, there is a scenario, not a kind of scenario, there is a scenario.
Now I have to say sitcom. What do you think? What do you associate it with?
Boring. I think it's boring.
All sitcoms?
I think it's boring.
But what sitcom do you think of?
Friends?
Friends, yes.
What is a sitcom?
Take the Norwegian one.
Martin's.
Martin's, yes.
Do you remember the Furokj do you remember? With chess... Martin was... It came a few years after the big, big successes that Karl and Ko had to go through before that.
But it was Sven Nordin in the lead role. His name was Martin in this series.
I really like Erik Folstader.
What?
I mean Martin. I really like Erik Folstader.
I don't remember much about role-telling, so I'll be honest.
But Sven-Ordin, Martin had a small café. I think it's the same menu as at the Jorberpikene, which is around the shopping centre.
Yes, Caesar, and brownie.
And then you have cakes, which are actually frozen cakes, like Daim cakes and such.
And then you have a little different.
Yes, cheese cake, gelatine.
And it was not very tasty. It was often just a little stale.
And it was probably these usual ones.
Are you talking about Martin?
Wasn't he just at Martin's place?
I'm mixing it up. He had a restaurant.
I don't remember that much.
He had a cafe called Martin's.
Oh, okay.
I remember the bar, the furikakkene.
And he was always in the band.
But still, we're talking about your scenario.
That's the sitcom. are going to be in.
You are caught in Martin's sitcom as an actor.
You are an actor there.
In character you have to convince the unknown viewers and other actors and the other characters, the other actors,
are saying that you are a How do you solve the situation? Just say that it's you, and you have to do it. And we also have to see that there is live audience here.
I understand. Then I have to first go through another theory I have, which I think I will use in this series.
Because you have seen on Tangerbacken, there is Olav, who also had to tell the voice, and the tall guy who blinks a lot.
I can feel it in him.
In a way, maybe the most...
Verbal, sinful.
Yes, and now I use a word that is absolutely not right to use, but maybe the most reassuring is Adam.
He can do best himself.
Yes, I can say that.
Minstens. He doesn't have dance syndrome.
No, he doesn't have dance. So far.
And there was one time I talked to him. I watch a lot of Tangenbacken.
Still?
Still. If I come home, I just have to watch Tangenbacken. Best of.
The most enjoyable moment from Tangenbacken on YouTube. 15 minutes.
I'm not a woke guy, but I've thought for many years that it was okay.
It wasn't okay in any way.
It was a sort of a freakshow they did.
But at the same time it was like...
They could have done it today.
I'm a big fan of treating everyone alike.
If one of us has a sprain, you have to be able to treat it in the same way as you treat a regular sprain.
I double-tap him, he's a bit sick, he has a headache.
You have to treat it in the same in line, because you are harmless.
At least let others be with themselves.
But it was more like, who wrote on the bottom? He can be with this.
It's like 15 minutes with Bjørn Tære trying to buy school bread, when he Now absolutely not allowed. It's something very... But it's the iconic scene where he doesn't eat sausages.
And then he takes a The Jinx moment,
where he thinks he won't be heard.
And he's like, buy me sausage,
blood sausage, white sausage,
grilled sausage.
All sausages.
Meet him in ten minutes.
Meet him in ten minutes.
So sausages abstinences.
I think that was school bread actually. I think it was school bread balsa student. I think he's a good student.
Was he?
Anyway,
Olaf is the voice of the story.
He often looks into the camera.
He has a lot of hair.
He does that to signal to the viewers that he is just kidding.
He is really nice. He is actually really nice.
He has gotten himself a free place to live.
You are talking about a sketch of Bård Harra, who was the HVPU-sweeper.
I think it's called Bjellet.
There was one who was home for people with some problems, and then there was one who pretended to be the full blown thing.
And then it was actually just... But then it was something that researched the whole thing.
And then they saw that when they saw him closer, he did things that one in his situation wouldn't have done. He reads, among other things, an article by Thomas Hylland Eriksen in Målmland.
Things like that.
I feel a bit like Ola Veuert.
Every time he says something, he just blinks.
Because I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
And now I can't look at his toothpaste, without being convinced that it's something...
That the conspiracy theory is true.
Have you ever had a drink every time he says he has a cold?
No, but I have to start doing that.
Are you with him?
Yes, yes.
Oh, then you get fucked up in two minutes.
But I would have done that too.
And I had hoped that someone at home would know how to mosh.
So I have learned to mosh and mosh with the eyes of a flower.
Mosh, mosh? Mosh, sorry. Moshed and I started to play the piano. Piano?
Piano.
Piano, sorry.
Piano in the house.
So I just tried to play the piano.
To help me.
I was caught in a sitcom.
To get me out of there.
There was another one who answered to the piano.
Was in the piano, do you know?
Is it?
Yes, it was one of the peak performance girls.
Yes.
Who went to the piano. And then you concluded that it's a bit difficult to get caught up in,
when you really don't know that someone is...
– Yes, but then it's really cool to be saved when you first start.
If you're two or fifteen years old, you know.
Because there are always some...
Those who watch sit-coms, I feel that there is someone who can sit there.
– Yes. – A typical sit-com.
If you sit... You know what I mean?
– Yes, because I feel that there are very few who can march.
I don't think they deserve to march and be a public member of a sitcom.
But if you can march, I think you'll understand very quickly if I sit and blink right into the camera.
There are very few people with very low education who sit on these chairs.
There are not many academics and high school students who go and pay 150 kroner and then sit there and...
The recording was often several episodes that you sit there for 5 hours.
And then there is a public warm up, so you have to sit there and say, now you have to clap, now you have to clap you bastards!
Actually, the public warm up, they have it so damn good at work.
Now that it goes straight home and you have to pay the shit out of your partner if it's damn good at work. I have to go straight home and bang shit out of my partner.
If it's so good humor.
You know the lather box they use in the Fræse Circus?
It's people who are dead on a day's date.
It's disgusting.
It's old, old...
You hear, if it's too old lather, you hear...
We have changed the way we...
Or is it just the sound?
Or they were already in love before?
I feel that they were already in love.
We have a very cultural influence.
So we live today more like we have seen the French actors laugh.
And through these types of things.
But those who were in love before, the old people who lived in the past, the older people, they still look the same.
But they are more like academic people.
They look like they are up there.
I was there recently and got a fear attack before I was supposed to go home.
Because I was like, ok, I am so unprepared and it is so uncomfortable to make jokes in front of the audience. But luckily you are a latterbox.
I have a hard time pressing it.
And then I go in and say that I am so nervous, but luckily you are a latterbox.
And they are like, no, I am on the 70s, I don't use that anymore.
Angst has fallen. I don't know, I went in there with the 10th anxiety.
I went out there and started crying.
Oh my God, but how did you manage to cope with anxiety? I saw crying. Oh my God, but how did you manage to get through the experience?
I saw it.
It cuts the ballast right after.
And there is the school class sitting here, who doesn't want to sit there.
I didn't get any response at all.
It was a bit scary.
Yes, it was.
I remember I was stressed out. I was wearing glasses.
I had never been wearing glasses.
I was wearing glasses when I was young and not so experienced.
I probably did better today. But that was stressful.
Was it your own stress or the audience?
I was stressed out. I sat there, I had a board next to me, Harald was there,
Atle was also there on the other side. The whole gang was there.
And then there was the whole audience setting, that you have to deliver. It was there. And the audience setting was there.
It was stressful.
And there were school classes on the docks?
Because it's not paid to be there?
Yes, it's very often.
Have you seen the debate before?
Not now, but before.
When we were in the literature house.
And there were school classes at the old home.
Yes. The audience was with us. And old homes.
We're going to take a bit... I have to pee.
Go pee, girl.
Bam!
Sorry, I'm really tired.
Don't worry. I think you deliver really well on the half machine.
I promise.
But I promise I'm very tired.
This is a podcast that mirrors your life.
As you usually say.
And I think it's great. But we're not going to... You'll come and watch it.
It's on the webcam, sorry.
We're not going to... But that just means that we're not going to sit here for that long. But what... You came in with all due respect to the podcast, which we mentioned, or Galvan, as we talked about earlier, and Sandip and Shohei.
Sandip, Abu and Anders.
You know, I worked with Abu and Tabu 10 years ago. I have heard about those periods,
and suddenly we were there.
What happened there?
I think it was just that they needed some vicarious people here and there,
and the guys had a lot of different ears.
But it was a period where we didn't have anything with each other.
We were very good friends before, and then I kind of froze out of the gang.
It's my turn, they think I went to Vegaharm.
That didn't work.
But they asked me if I wanted to be with Kar.
It was a boycott of the show, I didn't want to listen to it, so it was too hurtful.
I was in, it worked.
They thought I was in, I was in.
And then the shoot stuck until the end. You work in an established, very small audience.
I couldn't ignore you anymore.
What?
I couldn't ignore you anymore.
I couldn't. And that's the best thing that happened to me at work.
Yes, yes.
I love it. I love working with... I really love working with live radio. Now it's podcast.
You liked live radio better?
I like red light.
You do?
I like it before I can cancel myself if I want to.
It sounds like you are really afraid of red lights on the news.
Yes, but once it's cameras, I get more out of it. I'm not that fond of camera equipment.
And now you've started with cameras in radio studios too.
It's really scary.
Stop it.
I notice that there are no cameras here.
And I love it.
One of your last podcasts without a camera.
You should continue with that.
I can't promise anything.
I can almost promise it.
I can almost promise that I will never be a camera.
Very good.
That everything should be in sound format.
If I wanted this podcast to be much bigger, I would have taken some action.
It's not nice to have something in life when you don't hunt and hunt and hunt.
I'm doing a podcast called Jägertylingene, which became Jägertylingene.
That's right.
Which we've been doing for many years.
Me and the high-class, Ida.
She's fucking funny.
She's a favorite among people. She's very anonymous, so people don't really know who she is.
I don't know anything about her.
Do you know her?
A little bit.
Should I write her name? Would you like to read it?
I think she definitely wants to. She's a favorite among people out there who listen to podcasts.
What did you call her?
The Hi-Queen.
The Hi-Queen? Yes, call her? The high-queen.
Ida.
She is so funny.
She is
Norway's funniest point.
Regardless of the sea.
I'm going to be clear that I'm going to be the high-queen.
She does podcasts,
110% paradise.
They just analyze paradise hotels.
They drink shit, I guess. I ended up up where we can, and got stuck with them.
And then she and I did a podcast with the Jäger-team,
we've been doing it for many years, and it became very popular among people who are on the podcast,
but also just like...
No with things that shouldn't be so serious. But it's very fast, and with one you start to smell, like, here you can earn money, here you can...
I've had this podcast on the side and everything else all year,
and I've done things that hold a lot of knowledge,
there's more than enough exposure,
there's more than enough...
I mean, I can get money from other places.
So far it's just nice and it's sustainable.
But again, if I had been my only income and the only thing I love to do and do, I would have also put more work into it.
It's sometimes I notice that I'm repeating a little bit, a little bit of the sitcom spelt.
Would I have gotten something new today? Or should I do it for the seventh time?
No, it will be for the seventh time.
If it works. Why not?
I think it's a news that you don't have a camera.
Hi-Queen on Instagram.
Yes.
Queen... Look here. Hi-Queen. Right on the spot.
Smack.
She is...
She is a legend.
She is a legend, quite simply.
In the right mind of the word.
In the right mind of the word.
And it is...
It's not a picture. I the right mind of the word. In the right mind of the word. There is no picture of her. No one knows how she looks like.
It's not because she wants to have a boyfriend.
Is she sitting in a Mexican hat?
No, no.
Another girl.
There is not a single picture.
There are no pictures of her?
No, I haven't been that busy.
Just everything else?
But it's a radio show she is doing.
She doesn't want to say what she is doing.
I don't know anything about her.
I have been to the cabin with her.
I don't know anything about her.
I don't know anything about her.
I don't know anything about her.
I don't know anything about her.
I don't know anything about her.
I don't know anything about her.
I don't know anything about her.
I don't know anything about her. I don't know anything about her. I don't know anything about her. I don't say what she does. I don't know anything about her.
I've been at the cabin with her, I don't know a damn thing about her.
Are you just kidding?
Yes.
Do you know the belt animal?
Yes, that's the type of woman I knows. He's the one who does the skin...
Don't say that, because he has a regular job. He doesn't want to...
He's a teacher, right?
He wants to be ready to know the job.
He's a belt animal in the office.
The same goes for women.
I understand very well.
Absolutely.
And it's not about money. They just love the profession.
He's called Anders and he listens to us. Hi, hi.
Hi Anders. I've met Anders at his home.
He has a belt on his way to the post.
I should speak.
I got a teacher's set, a package of Do It Yourself, hammer and zigg and...
Hammer and zigg, yes.
... then you can have a communist package for yourself from me, a Christmas present.
Extremely artistic as well.
So I think I took that with me when I moved. For some other reason.
My son went to Montessori in Barnhage for the first month of his life.
Very nice Barnhage, very nice people who worked there, very nice, very nice.
But it's a bit too special, because I felt that they...
It was like a real communist mentality.
I came to pick them up and they had a communist mentality. We came to get them and they had a job circle.
They were supposed to work in modern jobs, not in the classic ones.
And everyone went around and said, job, job, job. The first word they read was job.
And then they practiced being shoe makers and making horse shoes.
And then there was this hysteria.
So you're a political leader now?
Almost.
I was totally...
You were a rat.
Why should you be so old-fashioned?
What the hell?
You think you're dead?
Yes, I had a brain and everything.
No, it was special.
But he...
Stopped with it?
He learned something very...
He got some important qualities when he came to clean the house.
And he continued with it. Yes. Do you have anything else on your mind? I learned something important when you came to clean the whole house.
Do you have anything else on your mind?
No.
It's nice that you came.
Thank you for coming. It's a shame that it was such a short day.
You can talk about it. I think it's nice.
Okay, good.
And then...
I'm allowed to do a... come back later?
You, if I can manage the process when it's all over again, then...
No, I will keep going for many, many years.
Okay.
I've said that I will...
No camera?
No camera. I will keep going until the day I die.
And the last episode will be in my funeral.
Aren't you a bit tired?
I know. I regret sometimes. So I come to keep it.
But I think if you don't set yourself a goal,
it's very easy to break the promises.
I think this is great.
If I see what this room is about.
We don't need any cameras.
It's modern media.
Give me a good camera.
This is a crazy modern media concert.
Believe me, if I want, I can go into the so-called prep room.
There it is full, there it is violent with opportunities for finding.
Are there paps there too?
Have you seen...
Trim the paps?
You have the toothed back, as you are guilty. I have such... I have the papyrin in me.
Yes, it's totally crazy. I like him a lot. I am such a raw guy. I have filled papyrinio. That's totally crazy. He's like a new... I've been following him all the time.
It was the day he was in Norway.
He was a real man.
It was him who...
He was sitting and drinking and holding his fingers under the table.
There was something like that, right?
And he...
I've been following him all the time.
I think it was really fun already.
The spade of Sondre Papp's start.
The maker of the midlife crisis.
And the same Thai lady killed the seven-eleven.
The whole package.
And he was just going to try to be the cool dad.
I've just taken it to a level that doesn't look like anything else.
The water war.
The water war with his son in the garden.
And his son is not jealous.
He runs around there, like from... he runs in a cover and jumps behind something to get a cover and just...
And makes such incredibly small sounds to show that it is...
I was like, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, Will Ferrell plays one of the most popular father and son contos in the world. And then it broke, and the son and the father got into a fight.
After many years, he comes back in the suit, like a spoiled old man.
Do you think the son is is starting to feel like he should be hanging out with his dad?
Now dad has become a bit like, a fun guy, but he drinks a lot.
You say that I think it's the darkest thing I've ever seen in my life, because he is so incredibly vulgar,
and talks about drinking and drinking, and sits with a brown paper bag and not throwing up in the car while filming himself.
It's just so violent.
It's just a game.
Is it just a game?
Just a game.
He's just pretending.
I think he's pretending.
I think he's realized that this is a difference of opinion.
He's been on a trip to Stianoway.
So now he's going to prison.
I don't know much about Stianoway.
He's not that kind.
But he's taught me a lot about content where money is.
You know, if everyone pays their own money in any way.
I'm sorry it would be so fucking dark.
But I haven't thought about it for so long since we started with YouTube.
It seems like it's only yesterday.
And we've had that, a story like that. It's a life. It seems like it was yesterday that we had this story.
It's a whole life.
Yes, it is.
It's a whole life.
From the innocent start with the father and son thing, everyone was happy.
It's full of development.
Sondre!
It broke between Sondre and Paps.
It's tough, Sondre! He started talking about craps, and he started to fl, there's nothing to wonder about. Okay, Tara. I'll have to look at the toothpick and the old Sondre Papps.
I understand very well.
Nice of you to come in and we'll take another round.
Because I'll be here for a long time, so we'll get there.
Was there anything else? No?
Thank you for listening.
And this is very good.
Thank you, Svea. Bye bye.
Bye. And this is very good. Thank you, Svi. Bye bye. Bye! Modern Media