Fladseth - #230 - Bjørn Asgeirsson

Episode Date: March 14, 2025

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And then we have the REC button, and there is never anything… we are on the way, Bjørn. Bjørn Askejarsson, Icelandic up-and-down? Yes, I saw it 100%. A 16 or Norwegian. And you are so white Norwegian. The rest is Icelandic. Because there is nothing… there is nothing to do with that. I miss a bit that Bjørn has written more Icelandic than Tøddler. I just stopped with it.

Because I actually do. I actually do, but I feel that it's a bit like Jålete. It's like writing a green light with Tøddler over the U. I don't like that, I write with U. I agree. If you live in Norway, you have to be a little bit careful. Yes, that's called integration. This was originally a Røvinds podcast, and I've been too serious, so I can't do it every time. I can't. Not every time, but a lot. Because to get the competition going, I've started doing it on Mondays and Tuesdays.

Yes, and Thursday. We write Thursday here in the studio, and it's a bit out of time. Yes, this is what I'm looking forward to. You know, someone once told me that this is England's favourite sound. It's been named England's favourite sound. Yes, so just shrug it joke, not the red wine. No, the pop and the gluk gluk gluk. But in which competition was it? What else?

Of the sounds that are nice. But I agree, the whole sound range with the cork up and then the echo. It's lovely of course. It's really lovely. But the story about that one time… …was given to England's favourite sound. I like it. I like the echo. I like the popping. I think it's almost the echo. The echo, yes. You can hear that the bottle becomes empty. And then you know that the glass

becomes fuller. As I told you, we're going to bid a little farewell to Pinot's new big house in Germany. German Pinot, that's not you. Cheers! Cheers! First 19. We have to have a sound picture. Thank you. There is nothing in the glass. That was the name. It's just lying there like a fly.

Bjørn, it's a pleasure to have you here. Yes, damn nice to be invited. You once pulled me on social media, because I had talked too much about how to make a Bolognese. We have to ask. Are you a Bolognese man? Yes, damn. I recognize myself so well in it. That you find something that is is basic for most people.

I know it's basic. And you have Hellström visiting you, but you are so inexperienced that you interrupt him. But Eivind, have you tried to have a red wine in your bottle? It's the person I have got most support from, because I got the intervention from some friends, that I took too much space, I was a bit tall on the ground, and it was illegal to go to the cabin, and it was a bit embarrassing. And I had the same habit of being healthy on the visit, and then I was like, you have to calm down now. You were healthy on the visiting. And you... It's just you who is so poor.

But that's exactly how I feel. I was wondering... It's been interesting. I've been thinking about it. What is it in you and me that makes us discover the fix? Then everyone should hear about it. It's a fact that there isn't that much stuff in one's life. So when things get too complicated, it's nice to talk about it. Because when you are as shameless as us, because it has to be a degree of shamelessness of course, then it's more like, I'm training myself to understand it better by talking about it, by torturing others, and then I understand the concept better. Yes, yes, yes. And when I'm in training, for example, now I've become a PT for two friends,

because I just... Stop, stop. and Julian Hagerman, a director. And I just love to take the role of an expert. The two gentlemen were on the right track in the dad body, the two of them. Yes, Julian is tall and thin, but Andreas is a bit... Yes, he is maybe is. Ran is insecure. He is insecure, but he is a real black fight under that genz. He is a little jojo, like me. He has a little bit of an unflinching cheek, so it's hard to see based on that.

He is a lot of a fool. He is… he is… he has that Christian Grinnheim, the football player, who looked very sick, even though he was top trained. But he was known... It was because he had a rough skin too, I think. That he looked very... I was a conference host at the NFF, the Norwegian Football Association, in the middle of the storm. It was really fun, the atmosphere was good. I was like me and Christian Grindheim. As a guy who comes through as... No, as a little...

It's a joke I have, no matter how well trained I get, I look sick. Yes, yes. Like I don't have... But I'm talking about that. You're the only man I've heard who has started to train, and you were focused on your leg. Because... We have that in common.

If we lie to each other, we become like the boss in... Have you played Sonic? This joke? Yes. Then you come to the egg man. The egg man, yes. He is just an egg and two long, long, long, long feet. And then he walks over with long legs. Another reference, to draw the line.

The father of Louis the sick. Louis? The father of Louis. The father of Louis. The father of Louis. Louis. Louis. Louis. Louis. Louis. Louis. Louis. He was this little boy. Little, fat boy. I should say. He had a very famous show. He had a father with long, long thin legs. It's quite famous, I have rarely heard of Louis, the cartoon character Louis.

It is a very famous comedian who is based on, I think. Louis, not Louis, okay? No, for hell's sake. I don't know if I'm kidding or if I'm lying. It's so basic. But those who take it, they take it. Those who take it, they are still sitting and humming. By Fardy Luie, I talked to him, I let him go. It's probably 50, no, 50, that's lucky.

I should say that maybe 4% take it at once. I'm happy. Oh yes, oh yes. It's not a big deal as I saw. No, because it's a little small, I understand that. But when I was little, I saw it and it was very common to see. What else? But it's... Okay, where were we? You? No, just... Bjørn Esterhøjson, I say most famous from the segment, the humosegment, what is it?

Yes. There's nothing to wonder about. No, no, no. As a public person, you are where you were. Yes, yes, yes. It started on Vine, it started on Snapchat. Oh yes, it started on Snapchat. Yes, it started on Snapchat.

Are you serious? Yes. Imagine if I had continued with that, then I could just dive into the money. Yes. I would have had to drive a lot of value in it. You would get a little tired of it. 20 years or? No. I had to drive a lot of value in the... He got a little tired of... 20 years or? No.

I think it was 9. Do you think you would have been too strong that day? I don't think so. There is another who tried to take value as a concept. Not so much. He was a poker player and a football nerd.

He was very on... He was going to hang out with all the reality fan. He was very on the... He was going to hang out with all the reality celebrities, he called himself what is it? And was like... but made some really bad things. It was like... there was no idea. And then he said what is it? But he became sad and full. It was like... It wasn't the most... It was there, because he is really hard, so he takes the hard stuff. Have you seen Alfitta, or what? What is it?

It's not that hard. Hanna, have you seen Estragon... Kværnami? Estragon Kværnami. It's like Grindrweed. It's like Greenweed Grindr. It's like T-Sergon. Have you seen three different types of herbs?

Because Estragon has the same consistency as weed. It's a bit sticky. I agree. Many people have been fooled by Estragon, who think they have bought weed. I think it's a great idea. You can buy weed grinders and you have one for each. At least those with more sticky spices. Rosemary you have one more, and the Estragon. But you don't need to have a shovel to... A shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and a shovel and But it's a hell of a clean, and you don't want to clean it either.

You want to have the old estragon in it. So you have one each, and then you grind it up. Because you don't want to have so much stilk of rosemary and stuff. You want the leaves. I want the leaves, yes. And then, yes, rosemary, it's like picking up those thyme leaves and stuff. It's a heavy job, let's see. No, but a little more like like where is the dragon grinder, my hand?

And then you get an eye on the camera. What is it? That's okay. Because you're not in the video. It should be... It was a kind of... I don't know, it's a bit nerdy to overanalyze it, but I think it was a parody on social media, and that people felt that when they popped the usual cow in front of a sunset, they had to take a picture or a little movie. But having a birthday and not being able to hide your smile. What are you looking at? It's fantastic. It's wonderful. It started with what is it? What is it?

What is it? What is it for now? No, I don't remember what it was. But then I lived in Hawaii and I was just going to send a cool thing I did all the time. And that was to rent a Mustang and drive to cool beaches and send it to friends. And that was it. Yes, it was really nice and exciting. And as you said, I always like those who are more like... It doesn't mean to me that you come and drive a Mustang and then stop and say what it is. No. When it's a special, fine-tasting thing in addition, then you have me very... Yes, it must be a round two. It must be something special with this Mustang or one that is sitting behind, right?

Yes. We are going to… I said… We are not going to make a bolo. We know how to make a bolo. It's the three big… onion, celery and carrot. And I don't know if you have the baking soda. You know what I found?

Many people like to have fennel in their bolo. Fennel in their food. Fennel in the living room? Just half of it. Half of it? Sting seller, I think I do the job. Yes, but fennel, yes. Does it go better with fish or? You have…

Controversially maybe? I have a little mouthful from Fennik or Anis in the living room. Or in a type of ragout. What meat do you prefer to use in the living room? I would prefer to have calf. Do you know how you actually... I want to hear it. I know more from the time you criticized me. It wasn't a critique. No, I don't understand. time you criticized me. It wasn't a critique. I don't understand.

I understand it very well. And I could do it myself. But I have become a fine-teller since then. Should we say what the joke was? The joke was that you killed me. If you hear me talk about how to make a Bolognese in the pod. In a pod? Yes, in a pod.

Because I do it in several pod. In other pod as well. I have been on a hunt for the original Bolognese wig. And there I found a new one. And I was like, I have to get it back. And I was like, I have to get it back. And I was like, I have to get it back. And I was like, I have to get it back. And I was like, I have to get it back. And I was like, I have to on a hunt for the original Bolognese's book. And the first Bolognese manuscript written by me, now it will be a real ear-sucker.

It must have been a Henrik Flad set of the ancient days, because then every housewife in Italy would know how to make a bolognese. Bolognese, and now we're starting with the bolognese, isn't tomato based. No! It's not your food. It's just, hear me out, it's just butter in the pan. Not really, not olive oil either. That's sick.

That's a taste of the past. I like a smooth olive oil. I just put butter in the pan. I put all the olive oil and butter. And butter and olive oil. I'm a disciple of the health care. I'm not going to lie. People who listen to what he's doing know that it is a French trick to not burn butter, and to make a symbiosis in those two variants.

But isn't it like olive oil that oxidizes at too high a temperature, but that might help butter with? That's what it does. And you should not have too high a temperature, because you will have... Imagine an experienced chef listening to us now. Yes, it's incredible. No, continue. I actually know cock, and cock listens to us. They would have been afraid to extend me if they hated me sleeping. I think it would be fun to hear if we had talked about...

What should we... Or if two... Car mechanics. And we sit and say what we do, it's a tight wheel. The tight wheels are like real. You sit really, really. And then you can hear the whistle. Exactly.

So you're making a puree, right, of... You have to stand in the pan and make a little of the three big ones, so Gulllund, Sven-Nikolaj, Løk and Wittig and so on. Things like that. And then, briefly, beef, right? And then you have a kind of a kind of power

that you mill together and then just take up a little bit of power and reduce it and just reduce it into the mixture. And then there is a little parmesan on top of it, nothing else. That's original Bålles. I haven't forgotten anything. And muskat, muskat of course. It's not like using pasta water in the dish, right? Power. Power, power. Only power, not tomato.

That's it, we have to move on. I agree, I'm just jealous of it. But it was interesting. You know what, I have a stew that is better than beef bourguignon. I found it on YouTube. I make it once a week. It's so damn good. I would like to hear it, but I don't know if you can take a serious measure with food.

No, no, no. It's like football, I can take a little bit of a bite, it's barely anything. Because it's bleeding. Bleeding! I don't know anything about football. Good. When are you most picky, both practical and thematic? What are you the worst at? I have a woman who looks at me. I have three children, right?

And a woman, we are all, we are on the rim, largely, in everyday life, always. If she looks at me like that, I can fuck up the simplest things. Oh yes, because you are the worst, you are the worst meat without pressure, is that what you mean? Yes, when she looks at me... Does she own you that badly or what? Call me a romantic, but I still want to impress the ladies. I understand that. But then comes the everyday life, and then there is logistics.

One child goes to school, two to kindergarten. Everyone should have food, but two should have cocoa. And the third one should have a water bottle. It's completely off the hook for me. And I have to call her and say, you know what? I fucked up the delivery. 100%. Everyone got the wrong bag and the wrong food. Because you are under bad stress, I hear that.

Yes, I get stressed. I get stressed by the look. By the look, right? Because you had never managed to perform at a sports arena. No, I didn't. You had been completely eaten by the look. Yes. The closest I have come is a couple of football games with the audience. Hey! Fucking wanker! Play that ball! Boink! And then I snuggle. You fucking retard!

There I am fucked. I have no chance. I get completely fucked up. And then that fucking prank of theirs just goes on in my head and I have no chance. I snuggle and I lose everything. And my school list goes up. You snuggle and you're completely lost on your way to that stumbling school list. And you start crying.

Yes, and my nose is cracking and my nose is bleeding. Oops, oops, oops. So, under pressure and the more practical version, that's it. That's a great answer. And the more practical version is that. That's a great answer. When it comes to themes, what themes, what thematics are you bad at? That's football. I'm so blank. I can't start a... Grinneheim. He played well. There was a very bad reference to you, of course. Yes, I am completely sure.

You have no idea who that is. Hakepeiling, Hakepeiling. He played Haugesund in the beginning. Cool. The legend of the Voorling, played in the Voorling, was also in the Netherlands, a fan. Cool. But now I think I have a boy, that I hope won't have my social handicap. It's the cheapest thing for me, for people, that they can't talk football with me.

I have several of my best friends, I have less pecking than you, I think. At least I'm equally bad. And it's not like that bothers me in any way. It's actually nice. And my wife, oh, snowing! She was a bit lazy at the beginning, but it was totally... It was too bad. It was in no way a loss in my life that she would like football. No. And being a couple who are both small-minded, isn't it that many of them? There is always one who is the most, right?

It would have been great, but then both had to be equally knowledgeable. Then I'm white and that too. I don't know that one time. And you are a romanticist? Oh, yes, call me a romanticist. You don't know. When it comes to football and love, then you suddenly call it love, right? No, then I'm white. Then I'm completely... I'm not wrong. Both must be equally intelligent and equally knowledgeable. It can't be like, one to be taken from my side.

If I have a lady who is like, I'm all in, I'm united, and she has learned some things, and I see that I'm taken, then it's a bit sweet. It's a bit sweet, but it is also a bit annoying. I spot a dude, if you had been in a room, and pretended to be a footballer, so I would have knocked before he came in the door. That's why I am ready to be beaten in a social game. Don't do that. To lie like that, and to be caught in it, it would have been the most embarrassing thing in the world. Yes, it would have been. But, okay. It's great for everyone. Do you think that women who like football can only become the same men who like football even more, because it is a very football-interested woman,

who has a Y and WA tattoo, can't be have a sense of football. I don't mind you. I agree, but I don't know that well, but I know about some hardcore United girls, who are a lot over... They know a lot, and it's so atypical, but I understand why the nation, of course, because I am there myself, but it is more common for boys to be there. So it is like that. They can of course much more than average, and that is also true. For them and for girls, when things get lucky, it is often more lucky. So I think they actually want to work hard. And they put on red flags and such. They must have that and must have that and must have that. So it is probably one of those red flags and stuff like that. They must have that and must have that and must have that. So that's one of the red flags. I can't do anything about football, I don't think I can. No, I would have been out of their league. You wouldn't have been close to their league.

Unfortunately. Or luckily. Or luckily. And I couldn't fake it either. That makes me a little extra interested in that brand. If you try to fake now, like... If you are really going to talk about life now, you have to bring out some knowledge you have and feedback, and then you will try to actually try to convince me a little.

Okay. And then you have to take what you have, and don't take anything else. Try to find something that might surprise you. And then we are sitting in a party hall. Congratulations! You mean, yes. They struggle against city. That is the best I can dig. That's the best I can dig. That's not that bad either.

No, it's very... I get it. They have Holland in the city, you know. Oh, because you're trying this with so much effort. You don't know anything about the strength of the relationship, and how it's been before, and how it is now. I know that Manu has reigned, while now it's Håland on City. And I think that it's going to be a hell of a deal, because he's big and fast and scores goals. I notice that it could have been worse than that.

Are you cracking a little? I don't have the self-confidence to pull it off, no. Of course you crack, but I've been was interested in how you followed it up. Yes, if I... When you are a man, I said that last time, when you are connected to it, it's a kind of self-sacrifice. Man U? Yes, which is linked to United missing their team in a flight accident in 1956. Then they were the best team in the world. So that's part of the story.

Do you remember what happened? I'm not so close to this that I get emotional now, so I don't think about it. A little bit, I notice. No, but it's a little… I love to make music, of course. So… Oh my God, thank you, thank you, thank you. Now you have to go, you were one of the most… You know what, a friend of mine… Oh, damn it. You know what? That... No, let me follow you! So it's connected to that.

Mostly because it sounds so incredibly tight, and his mania. What do you say? United. United? United. But it's a small want to say? A friend of mine who was a real football nerd, he was one of the players who was your favorite game ever. And he answered a game that happened 20 years before he was born. I think that goes over in a way... I agree. I'm honest about that.

If you had started to get a bit of a Martin Jøndal, among others, who works in TV, they are very often there. They know their friends there and so on. They often crash on the couch in an old local-net. So they have… I feel like it's damn cozy. I feel like I'm going to slip. Yes, because I have a good time on some trips. and enjoy the trip. But then they have almost a little more of a right to have more than a sofa-supporter at home in Norway. They have been on one fight, maybe. Maybe no fights that will start to get into a geographical rivalry. rivalization, hate leads as much as you hate something else, because that's the thing over there. Then I think it's too nerdy to keep on playing with. Why are there two teams in Manchester? There are several teams in the Manchester area.

Even more? Yes, many, many more. But there are two big teams. In Liverpool there are several teams, many teams. The biggest there are two big teams. And in Liverpool there are several teams. The biggest ones are Liverpool and Everton. And in London there are 5-6 top teams. Yes, so good. Football and geography. There I am. I would have said geography.

Yearly numbers and numbers. Is that what you are bad at? Yes. I would guess you are good at that. You are the type who is good at geography. I am probably better. I need to have some pictures in my head. So I am not good at numbers. Because I can't make pictures, I can't associate with things like that.

So if I ask myself, the capital in Slovenia, then I might be able to get there. I have't know. Tripoli? But how high is Kato? The mountain Kato. I can say that it's from 3000 to 7000. The highest mountain in Norway is 246 and something else. It's like 2500 meters. And the highest is about 8000. So Koto is a...

I would in many cases actually, if I get asked, I would not say that I was an idiot, I would say, Koto, Koto, Koto, Koto. And then I would do a restaurent in my head, I would not dare to do a restaurent high. So I said, I just land on 7200 meters. Yes, I think you are in. No, no, no. And then I say, the correct answer is 7400 meters. Oh, yes, of course, because...

But you know what? I would have said that the highest is something about 30, and then I would have let the good teams respond to the answer, and then I would have contributed. And I have a quiz team, Julian Hagemann, Kristoffer Pahle, Andreas Rand, Hasse Hoope, and all the other three. You are so good! Okay guys, damn good job today! Andreas, wow, you have become good at the bench press. Now I think we should have some fun. Now we will see if we should. I buy shots and I contribute so much to the mood.

But I don't contribute with a damn answer to those rounds. 20 questions, and they answer everything for me. But you are in it. I have had the opportunity to join many quiz clubs and teams. I am a social guy and I have a good reputation. Have you taken Big Five? Yes, I will come back to that. So I have been asked several times in the video about the quiz. I have always said no to it. I have maybe been asked once. Why?

Because I am too bad. I don't have the brain that I need. So I am relatively knowledgeable about the things that have been fixed. But I sit there and come to the conclusion. And I must be able to be the best in something. The ingredients in a bowl. Yes, but I'm not saying that I'm the best at cooking. But I have the potential to be the best actually, in the age of 35. So I have the potential to be the best chef in a 35 year old age, so I have the potential to become the world's best chef. No, I don't have that, because I don't have such good taste buds and smell.

But I can train. Can you? My… actually in recent times, I have a friend I got to know on a boat trip in Budapest. What river is that? The big one, Rhin? No, Volga? Yes. Can't say? It's not Nile, at least. And Iramas Onos? One of them. Rhin or Volga, yes. One of them. And they keep that in them. And they can write good stuff. No, we met… Now is a moment before I also, because we met on a boat out on Vålga,

with a bit of a calm… Three small Chinese people. Played some taffel in the background and had a little chat and stuff. So, Norwegian band, Three small Chinese people? Yes. What was that? It was a joke. No, it It was a kind of As I said, he is one of the best cooks in the world. He has won Bocos D'Oro many times. I say that he is not only one of the best cooks in the world, he is by far one of the best cooks who has ever lived.

If you look at how he sniffs one thing after another, and what he puts down in his nose, before he goes into the break at Bokosdår, he enters and tastes the most delicious world class dishes. Is he a bit on the heavier side? Like, physically? I'm not sure, I don't know. I don't remember. I don't think he is... If I have to say something, I say sick. Sick Elton? Sick. He is not a fool. I remember that. He is a nice guy. He has a strong... As I told him, you have to have a strong talent for smell and taste when you are talking your mouth with all that cygni and all that shit all the time.

And then I say, I couldn't taste it. I say I turned myself into tasting through it. Yes, you know what? I heard that. Do you know what band TOL is? TOL, a rock band. I know that. That vocalist, a really close type, he is a bit of a prog-rock band. He started making wine in Arizona and became a coffee expert. And what he says is that he tastes his coffee through the lens of milk. Okay? The milk is the essence of milk. Okay. He always has milk in his mouth. Always full of milk.

But having milk in your coffee, and that is among the coffee people, it is a bit unclean. And your chef tastes it through the snips. He is not my chef, he is my friend. And he is a chef by chance. A chef friend. He is... no, I agree. He tastes the coffee through a linseed milk. I have to drink coffee through milk. I am an expert in coffee. How should I say that? As fat as possible.

So he sits in his coffee and rock office and breaks that setting. So what he does is he makes wine, makes coffee and drives with jujitsu and sings in one of the biggest... I often think that you often become blind to where you are in life and who you are. I think even the biggest ones, even Napoleon, saw themselves as a small failure, because things are going so fast. I think actually all of this, the depression syndrome and these things are related to everyone. Everyone is one place on the ladder, and the only thing you see is the trident over. You only see the circles, it is strengthened through social media. Oh, damn, poor children. How old is your son? Two and a half.

I will have to say that he is born in April, no, in August. And I will have to say two and,5 until the end of July. Yes, yes. Because I don't want to. I don't want to. Two and nine months. No, no, I'm going to say three actually. Then you have to agree.

I'm going to say three from tomorrow. Yes, yes, yes. Because then I don't know, I'm probably going to be over 2,5, 3 years. Yes, when I was a child I have been very against the week thing. No, 56 weeks. What did you say when you answered the question here? You have to be conscious of it. I feel conscious of it. I appreciate the things I have, but you always want more. Because when you have something, you have to be conscious of it. And I think that's the most important thing.

I think that's the most important thing. I think that's the most important thing. I think that's the most important thing. I think that's the most important thing. I think that's the most important thing. I think that's you always want more. Because when you have it as nice as you have it now, you start thinking, yes, but we live in the best place in the world, the best time in the world, and blah blah blah. You have to be maxed out again. Then you are there. You are not satisfied with having food on the table and water in the glass.

Never happy. You know what? I worked for slash with Thomas Ertsen for a period. Yes. And I remember so well. He took me... The first time I was at Joan of the Deuce, I was with Thomas Ertsen. Yes. And he left and was fucking pissed off. Because the guy who worked at Joan of the Deuce had the same Rolex as him.

Oh, fuck. And I feel that the clock driver is like… there is no more clear sign of what you are talking about, than the fact that you are just sitting and looking at the handrails of other Deuce, just like, I bought myself a clock, what's that? Yes, things like that are completely material material, I don't understand anything. Cars, clocks, it's weird. Yes, I'm not there. But it's more than that. I should have been a man who played golf. I should have been one who mastered the golf, which people saw when it came to golf.

I get so confused when I see… Now it's… kind of golf. Gutschegute? Yes, but it was a kind of tour. Who is with me? Gutschegute is with me. It's a kind of Ylvis is with me. In the summer. You should have been there.

I can't do shit golf. I should have been that man. I said yesterday, late yesterday, I drank some wine with some friends, and I said, now I'm going to start playing golf. Now we're going to the driving range this summer, and at the same time, I don't have time to become the best in a short time, but I will learn, I said, but at the same time I will start my cigar game, and I will only smoke on the golf course. I can't smoke cigars all the time. Maybe someone outside... If you drink on an outdoor server, I could actually have a cigarette. You know what? On my way here, on my way to the course,

I saw a construction worker who came out of the construction area, construction work area, cool saying, with a real fight in his mouth. And I was like, damn, how cool you are. And you know what? He cracked it, and it was a twix. And I was like... I was really disappointed.

He had his fingers out, he was between the two of them. Yes, yes, yes. A real... what is his name? Black Peter in the Pluto shadow. Yes, what is his name? The antagonist in Donald Duck. Black Peter, isn't it? Black Peter, maybe?

Black Peter. Yes. Black Peter? Yes. I think it's him, Black Peter. Yes, really Black Peter. You could look at a cigar, that would have pleased you. I have seen, I have not had many man crushes up to now, but I had one man-crush on a show once, and it was a bit full and scary to notice.

But he sat in a... I am a bit weak for a proper tracksuit, so he sat in and had a... not too much change, but a little bit chill. He was juggling or playing with cigars. And it wasn't something he tried to impress with. It was him. It was an extension of his arm. And then it is. He wasn't that old either. He had been smoking cigars since he was 12 years old. Was it in Norway? Yes, it sounds like someone who grew up in a trailer park in the worst area in the world. But actually a Norwegian guy who was so raw in a smokehouse. And Norwegian, I don't know, I never talked to him.

In Norway? I never heard or heard any language they spoke. And this is in? It's in Norway. Gråbein Café, Nærebrystend. Okay, no, but that one... Ehh...Gråbein Café. Near Brustend. Okay. No, but that one...

Yes, Gråbeinskvartalen, down on Grønland. Yes, yes, yes. There's a café, Gråbein. It's very nice. Very nice. Making some good toast, and it's nice in the summer. I lived there before. Yes, yes.

I've lived in Grønland for 10 years. I've lived there for 10 years. You know what, when I walk in the centre now, there are too many people. I live in Røa, and I think there are enough people. Down here in the city centre, there are too many people. I went to the store, bought some stuff, and had to go through the shopping centre. There are a lot of people, of course, in Narcomana, but also ordinary people.

You know what? This area, the Quadrature, I don't buy it. But we differ a lot as people. We were in Big Five and you took Big Five. You don't necessarily like the other side of the coin as much. You don't like that soup. I'm close to it. I'm myself in the middle of the butter. Yes, when it boils around you. Yes, because I stress everyone around, so I can see the eye of everyone. I look at them and just type this. And I am a big joker.

A kind of Zen. And then I like the chaos that everyone has, and I like to find a rhythm with that chaos. So I can have small kinds of paddaborees to speak the dance language. It's like the triangular dance. I have such paddaborees around to balance myself between when I'm a little busy. So you live in Bjølesen? Yes. Not fully. You should have a center-room kit.

And live in a shed, you? Many are afraid to have street children to the asphalt. I long for the earth. Many do. I would rather that my son Valdemar be an asphalt child. Valdemar, he doesn't know. But if I could choose without the social stigma connected to the name, and that he has to carry the name through all of the preschool and kindergarten, and maybe he will become a real guy in the end, and if he manages to own it, it's a huge risk.

Valdemar, or? Valdemar Fladseth, listen to that name. Yes, it's fucking great. It's in there. It becomes so powerful. If you manage to carry it through Barnum... Yes, of course. But if it doesn't go so well, it's terrible to carry it. But if you manage to do it, it's just to get the role of the Prime Minister. Get the biggest roles. You have to pick it. But you know what? If Waldemar grows up in the centre, he will hear you in the square. I went through...

Waldow, just call her Waldow. Have you seen Waldow? He is right in the centre of the street. I don't know anyone who lives or works here in the area. But Waldemar looks at me, he feels like he is home. Yes, I agree. But here, now are down in the middle of the square. Eating at Lemon Grass, in a strange restaurant. Who is it that goes here and eats? No business people. This is... Is this the financial quarter in Oslo?

Yes, 100%. The whole range from the stock exchange and the line up towards the big thing is finance, finance, finance. And from the big thing it loosens up. There is more circus and the outing and a bit… A bit more like Karl Johan. It's so boring for someone who is in the audience, who is whistling with a big voice. But when they come to Oslo, you see this? Yes. If we had started talking about Bjørnsson... Yes, that would be me.

Or Roa for that matter. Damn. No, but I actually have a dream about... I dream about being what I am not. It was great to have all of these checks. I can't fake it either. It was written on my friend's desk that it was a humidor. Ordered, handpicked and made a humidor.

You have to explain what a humidor is. Cigarette and a cigarette lighter. Does have to explain what humidor is. Cigarette. And a cigarette lighter. Does he have it in his office? Yes, he does, because I didn't get it. So he bought it after himself and after me. And he smokes more cigarettes than I do, to put it mildly.

So he has started this journey. But to stand in the cold in the winter, Henrik, with a cigar, that's pathetic. I didn't say that I smoke. You mean to stand in the cold with a cigar? No, no. Cigars are not that dependent. When I am chill, I smoke. Are you in your life now? How often do you take a cigarette?

Now it's our summer start. And each other at the party? Maybe once in a while actually. It would be great if you could smoke in the studio here. Yes. And this would be a cigarette and a smoke. I have been working with a very good university here. Since 2018 I have been up here for quite a long time, since 2018. You must have been one of the longest-lived?

Yes, I think I am one of the flagships here at the house. Cool! I can be in the same room as you. But you haven't been to the podme either? Yes, I have. On this one, many have tried to get here, but I can't. The drivers know that this is a long-lasting project, so I'm not going to pay for it. But this one, I have been to Podimo with Jørnis Halbanan. and half a banana. And so it is absolutely possible to get me out on other...

I mean, a good dynamic studio there with red and white, that can happen. I have had a couple of projects at Bortsås NRK, and actually, of course, it would have been fantastic radio programs and podcasts, but then it comes to a point where everyone forgets their involvement. You have your podcast, flat set, which you have had for 8 years, and which you will always have until the day you die. Can you just drop it? Because you can't be a host somewhere else and be in NRK. It's so hard to put it that way. When have the tax payers agreed that this should be a thing?

That's silly. And silly. But if you... I think the media landscape is exciting, but if you watch the biggest podcast in Sweden, Alex and Sigge, it's open. With some ads. How many ads do they have right? With some ads. How much ads do they have? They have some ads.

Pre-roll, post-roll and mid-roll. A couple of mid-rolls, I think. But that's something that you can reach out for. If you're behind the pay, then there are all the gone to be talked about. Yes, but Alex and Sigge have been on a podcast, they started before it was a podcast, and they are so big, the biggest of the fathers, and they can do whatever they want. They are Joe Rogan in Sweden, almost. Not thematically, but the story. But Bærmer Beier was independent, so he went to NRK, and then they started that,

we are going to be our place thing. And now they can in a way... And then they have been to NRK, now they are in Podium. But they can also... they have... I want to believe in the same way they had in NRK, in contract that we own a concept, so we can go further each time. So then they can move a little on themselves. But it is... I don't know, for example, the radio resolution, which is on the pie in my pod, they take over a spin and

they also go away from NRK, so then they are allowed to do commercial conferences, give jobs and such. It goes from earning, say, one and a half million NRK to nearly 10 million if you will. So that is the money incentive here. Of course, and I understand that very well. But if you have the Thor and Haralds podcast, imagine how difficult it would have been if it was open. From the start, yes. Then they could have set the date.

And they could have taken care of the culture of Norway, and really put everything in place, like Alex and Sig do. I would like that to be done in Norway, openly. So you feel that they are putting a bandage on themselves, because they are tied up in a house? No, not in what they are talking about, but in the cover and the width they reach. Yes. That the man in the street, I think Alex and Sigge are pretty highbrow in what they talk about. Don't you think Tor and Harald's podcast has a reach that meets those who have been in my podcast?

Yes, that's exactly it. But they could also hit those who don't give drop drops. Do you mean the man in the street? They talk about a tic and... There is a lot of fun in that stuff. Do you think that is a man's street? I don't think so. Yes, but that is Alex and Sigge's podcast. It's not just cultural-svenskers who listen to it. I think it's a pretty big sub-field in Sweden that listens to it. But the question is, what do you want...

Not just PTO. No, but what do you want with the podcast project? Will you always be an institution like these guys in Sweden? Or do you feel that you can go over other things afterwards? That this doesn't play its role for some years and I want to save some money on it, and then we can move on? I feel that without this I am not without the comparison, but I have had a podcast that has been rolling well, and it's not so boring for me how many or who listens to it. I have a lot of other things to do, and it's a valuable thing for me, and I can meet people and talk to people and take some classes here and there, and some episodes are very good,

some are less interesting, and there are few important things to solve. But that is never, as I said before, I am Norway's humor podcast, Mark Maron, what the fuck. It became big after 20 years, I feel. He had been doing it for a long time. Very long. It's never too late. No, no, no. But I think it's a bit of a vision. But you're not going to create the Dachshund here.

But that's like, Tore Harald's project. You know, the less sound in the glass, the less in the bottle. Yes. That's great. Just learn. England's what I learned. The least favourite sound in England is the empty bottle. The hate sound in England. Empty bottle.

After Master Cherry. What can I say? I wish Tore and Harald were ambitious enough to go public and say that we should take over the whole of Kulturnorge. Which they do, but they do it to a small group of people. They are ambitious and very smart people, but it's very difficult when you are actually working in the pod from before, at least Tore. And Harald has been there for many years, after he started working there. When you're like, okay, but what are we going to do now on this contract, or in this house? Then you still don't see that it will be necessary where it will that. They know who they are and they have a signal. But I don't know. No one sees what things are going to be.

Imagine if Jon Almås and Bård Tufte had just said, okay, every week we meet, I have been thinking about this for this week, and I think that now this is going to happen. They should not start the show. Now I will take Sebastian Solberg and... Will this happen? Then it will be something in the whole thing. They do not think that. I agree. But it is like... Linmo and Grossvold. The two of them, the champions. I don't know why I said that. Grossvold has a podcast with Jesperst.

He does? How? They are in De Fri, so there is no one-to-one phase on this. No, no, no. It's not the not like everyone who is ready to be free gets big. Jesperstor Grosvold has an independent podcast. Who has heard about it? No, then the whole thing falls. But Otto Jespersen, yes. Damn, he's still funny. Very funny.

I have never talked to him without him. Isn't it great with old comedians who are still funny. Very funny. I have never talked to him. Isn't it great with old comedians who are still funny? I think that's the most valuable thing in the whole world. What is even more valuable is old comedians who are funny, but who relax a little. They are not very active anymore, and they are very interested in what is moving, what is coming. They also understand that they don't have to laugh at it, they just have to understand that this is what matters. And they are interested in the skill of it. I respect that.

Morten Ram on your way? Morten Ram can go both ways. I think he is very, very conscious of these things, and he has been incredibly good so far, but we can't overdo it. Of course. From here on out it can get bad. Yes, here it is crazy. He has gotten so much The least valuable is Mjøen Vejen, who is just sitting at home and hating. Yes, because those who didn't get that, Lars Mjøen, who I am one of, he wasn't, he didn't own KLM, he was a side wheel in KLM.

A server, not a puncher as he says in the profession. But very important text work in what was the KLM and so on. I think Kierkegaard was the biggest talent. He has become a crybaby of dimensions, and I think he is so well-known again in Big Five, within the personality category, one of the categories at least, this with fineness and directness and things like that. Yes, it's hard. There he is so screwed that he is completely shameless about it. That he just smashes in all directions.

Every time there is a new humor program, you have to look at the environment of your Facebook, and he slacks everything. Apart from Niklas Rønning's songs. I think he likes that. And if he doesn't slack off, or if he thinks things are good or bad, then he doesn't say anything? He can kind of hide things, but he always mixes it up. It's a bit like what we did in the 70's. But Niklas' And I can always take myself and put it in my enemy's face and say, Oh my God, we're going to have a good time on Palm Sunday. But it's the opposite of what Lars Mjøen once stood for. Because the wise tradition has been old. They don't want to have anything to do with the wise tradition.

No, that's true. They was probably the opposition against it. 100% opposition. They were rebels. But they do believe that humour should be political and political. And it is unfair to put back on humour and say that what kind of broad is to throw pressure-calls, and use pressure-calls like Frisbee. But at that time it was the break-in and very edgy. Yes, as hell. So if I were to be honest, Lars, if you want to criticize,

I understand if you enter a society that has zero of it, that is only flat, simple, mock humor, and you are not with the discussion, so you don't understand that there is a layer of irony, and that if you understand that a little bit too, you fall outside. So then, I have never seen Lars Mjøn on a stand-up club stage, ever. No. So he is not out there? No, I don't think he follows me, I think he sees what's coming up,

and then he sits there and writes about where the fox is. But it's like, it seems like it is in a comedian's nature, when they come of age, they should go from being funny to being experts. And then they become very pretentious and start hating everything. And they don't even realize that they are a destructive force in the whole creation universe. I have something to say about some legends that I have been interested in. I have talked to people and you had for example John Skålmen,

who was an incredibly angry guy, who was one of the biggest legends, and a very funny and nice guy. He was very much around as well, and always looking and always satisfied, and saying, oh, thumbs up, how good they are. But then you have Arve Oppsal, also a legend. That is Henry in the breast, to those who don't know about the young. I've talked a lot about that recently. I tried to explain against the chest to young guests who don't know about it. I can just say that against the chest I managed to make a lot of seasons based on an angry man who lived in a kind of collective. And several spin-offs too.

Yes, yes, yes. But there is always an angry man. And that's also your role, Henrik. There are two bouts of angry men in Norway, and that's Karl Revry. Nils Fokht and me. There, there is Nils Fokht and you. Yes, but damn how funny Nils Fokht is. Very. And if you know how to get angry, you can go to him.

Both me and Nils have thought a lot in our careers. Damn, it's so easy. When you know how to get angry, you can get angry. It's not just about cycling. It's about, what can I say? Pinching your nose. It's so easy. Basic stuff.

But for most of the people it's difficult. Because you can't get Steinar Kleemann Hallert, who is... Yeah, it's funny. But he plays Sintmann... Yes, he's actually really good at it. And he does it in a different way. It's more awkward to look at. It's funnier when it's Erlendrød. But you can't make a sitcom out of it, maybe?

No. But with you we could make 200. I never doubt it when it comes to Steiner. Because he is one of the most funny guys. Okay, say... Another... Angry comedians? No, another one. Because you can't just play the role of anger, you have to have it in you. You have to have it in you, yes. And you don't just have to have it in you, you have to have a comic timing in you, so that it doesn't get too hard either. So, anger has to be done with a smile on the face and angry comments

If I try it, it will be too hard Of course, if I was angry in the king's no Or in a movie It's possible that you did it well, but it's only for those who don't see me with humor Yes, I think people was those who didn't associate me with humor. You know what? I think people had... The cinema had it scared. What? Come on! Blu-Shirt in! I want the 4th cannon!

What the hell? The 4th cannon! This is the last thing I want! I said, I don't want the 4th cannon! I played as the general who ordered the blitz to be lowered. Shoot with sharp, for fuck sake! Shoot with sharp, for fuck sake! Yes, that would have worked.

Now we're going into... You know what? I just have to quickly cut my nose, because I feel that it's affecting me. There! I haven't seen the low culture, Henrik. Then you don't have a chance either. You know what? I bought a ticket for a pretty recent year, I bought a ticket for me and my wife, on her birthday. I think you said that you know what, I would rather have a girl's dinner and you will serve the bear. Then I had to sell my tickets to Ava Kultur and I haven't seen it since. You know what? Since I saw Quirulant on John Dee.

The first John Dee. Damn, that's a long time ago. It was in 2015, right? Not long ago, right? 2014, maybe. Maybe. No, 2013. No, 2014.

I've noticed that, Henrik. That's nice. But there are no more opportunities now. I had the last one in Kristiansand. March 18. But there are no more opportunities now. I had the last one in Kristiansand. Maybe you can come and get it for two pieces? I can't do that, but... You're screaming and holding it in the living room. I've filmed it twice in a row, and then I'm going to make a special of it afterwards. So it can come in the living room. It's crazy, I play it twice on the new one. It's called low culture, but the vision has been that it should be a club set,

and a special that is a bit more close to the club. But I can't believe my own eyes and ears on that Saturday on the new one. The last time we filmed it. It was still a good atmosphere, but people were so fucking crazy. They fell over the stage. And after we had... They knew it was going to be filmed. But they were completely in a hurry. Was it late? No. Half past seven. Seven, damn it.

Okay, it's been very nice and fun talking to you. You're going to come to my birthday, Henrik? I... It was moved all the time. March 29th. March 29th? Yes, I will not miss that. And then we will have a little TV show with Morten and me. Then I would like you to be there. It sounds like an arrangement. It is put a lot of work into it.

I hear that, because there is a lot of stuff in your birthday. No, no. I have probably gone too deep into deep inside to get myself out of here. Yes, I don't think you will let go. No, I would love to. Of course, there are a lot of blocks that don't come with it. Among other things, how to make a living, when you have the most meat in the kitchen. But what should you do to make the need for a piggy bank handicapper?

How much do you have to... be brief on that maybe? You know, there are some things that provoke me violently. What comes first to me is... I don't have time to talk about this any longer. I will go into a scenario. I will go into a scenario. I will go to dinner. Yes, bank a handicap. You know what? If the person has a handicap has children and starts talking to the children, but looks at me to get a response and I get provoked. So little. Like a pig bank. The term, or what should I say, the term, the nickname, russlebiff, we know that one, right? Yes, as a father.

I think that's us. It went off my head. Russlebiff, I think I'm from the 28 area, so it's the russlebiff. I'm very much in. A beef that is rusted around the world? And he goes to the shorts in January. Rust, yes, of course. And has a chicken leg. Okay, we could talk about something.

Yes, that will be it. And I have had time in Bolton on my way down there. Yes. There in the country, it is a tax-like version. And you can correct me if something is inaccurate, like this impro-play where you have toot or... No, that's wrong. I live with a man, not a woman. Are you ready? Yes, but there is also a scenario. It can be long, we can't do it too long either.

We can, we can at least. We can do it in three parts. You, Bjørn, Aske is like this, only 20% Norwegian. You said it? 16% or something like that. You are sitting at home in your house. Yes. On the red. You are sitting at home in your house, right? Yes.

On the roof, I got that most recently. The kids are at school and at the kindergarten, I also got that with me. And the girl is not home either. She has not come home from work as a whore. No. Or a whore. No. Or a good one? No. I don't know.

She had fun and then it was yes. Then it was fun. Okay. No, tell me what you do. No, PT. PT. Wow, two PTs in the house. You have…

It's good to say that, but I'm not a PT officer. No, I'm not a PT officer. I'm training some friends maybe. I'm training some friends just for free time, because I'm not a P.E.T. officer. I'm not a P.E.T. officer. I'm training some friends. I'm training some friends just for free time, because I think it's fun. And I love to play as an expert. You have a little trick before family life kicks in again. It's the life of the family. That's right.

You have sat in the chair. Yes. You have sat in the chair, taken off your pants and pants completely to get a real ronk. Yes. It's going to be Ronk's ball. Yes, the lights are on. VR glasses on. No information here. VR glasses on and you dunk without the most beautiful POV porn with Asian chicks. No.

Unfortunately. You are too young, I loved it. I quit. You have left Asia. Yes. Don't you think there is any state left? Where are we in the world? We are going to the USA and the older segment. The older porn stars? Yes. It is in that climax on the way to the meeting you hear it.

A bomb in the mountains. On the phone there is a message from a well known name to Retning Stensten. Do you have it? No. Then we'll say it. Did you come out of the city of ASAP, Big-Scale Invasion is written on the message. Then the question arises.

Who are you in the Kingdom of Queens? No, no, no, no, no, it's no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Because this is not necessarily the home you are going to be in now. This is an invasion. Here I think you and I have something in common, Henrik, that we like to look after ourselves in the role, but we do not put in the effort that is needed. Because there is a jib in there. I have the water in the pot, but the water is now, so it has gone out on the computer, and you have to fill it every fourth year, and it is filled for seven years. Damn boring! Seven years. Damn boring! 7 years. How boring is that? It's so damn boring!

I'm not going to continue to prepare my project before you have cleaned the boat. Just to get room down there. I'm buying some hermetic now. And that goes into our diesel car. It's not because I'm a prepper, it's because I don't have any way to get a new car. And we drive it out of town, burning up to the ground. But you sit with your pants off, just like that? I'm done. You're done? Yes. Do you do that? 100 percent. You sit with your pants and your pants off, just like that... I have finished my rung.

You have finished your rung? Yes. Do you do that? 100% Because it's a bomb, but you have finished your rung. When you are first in gear. When you are first in gear, you probably know that already. You are lying in your room, the boy is in the bed, and has woken up, but you have finished your rung before you can start your rung.

But there is a bottom of the city. It's a bomb in the city, but nobody has... The kids are in the car for three hours to their home. It's not good for them, but it's bad for them. That's true. Better that I've done that. But how much do you think you've gotten to the bottom when you're the Armageddon in the world you're in?

In Annettobe, yes. That you are balanced. Exactly, because you have a backache. And you already had the feeling that you are not happy in big social settings. But you find a certain peace. But still, you have a backache. Yes, but then you get a better version of the father... What do you do?

How far away is the kindergarten and school and so on? You have to collect the troops. We are there 5 minutes away from the kindergarten, 10 minutes away from the school. In the car, 2 minutes away, rum rum. A small photo box in the middle, so I have to hold 40. That's just there, of course. And then it's just burning up. And the lady works on the set? Yes, it's out in Bærum, not far. And the ladies are working on the... Yes, it's out in Bærum, not far away. It's a bit on the way.

On the way? Because you're going to the cabin, you think? Then we're going up to the living room and chill hard there. Yes, right. We did that during the pandemic. Damn, I had a lot of bad luck. I sat and listened to a podcast. And you weren't going to the cabin? Yes, sat in the cabin and didn't bother anyone.

No. And it was just a beautiful Easter. Not a human face. But did you say specifically that they can't be in the cabin? But you don't have to bother the local infrastructure. No, we went to the market once a week down on Kivin. You can have a grocery store in the cabin. Yes, you have to be able to have that.

But what happened was that it was cabin ban. I heard on a podcast, and they said, Those who are sitting in the cabin now, you have been on the wrong side during the war. And then I felt guilty. Then I wanted to go home. But I heard, was it in Erlen and Steinar's podcast, they talked about Herman Flesvik,

who got fired. There is still no one who hates him for that. In Erlen and Steinar's podcast they talked about Herman Flesvik who didn't drive. Yes. No one still hates him for that. No. So it was just a bit late. But I was plagued by people's views, so I was very busy not to be taken to the outside. So I was careful with who I talked to and everything. I didn't want to be taken. My wife gave 100% fuck.

Fuck it. I'm outside. in who I'm talking to and all that. I don't want to be taken. My girlfriend gave me 100% fuck. Fuck it. I'm in the cabin. It makes sense. It makes sense, but I can't stand people looking at me like a coward. It's been very nice up until now, but to hear this fucking whining, fucking shit that spills out, I can't stand them anymore. I have to say thank you for today. Thank you for today, Henrik. I'm going to be away for a little dinner. It won't be half-eaten. It's been so nice. I've been so good to you. Is it the red wind or is it the level of the boat?

I don't know. We like each other. We are a good match. And I'm so deep into this bus stop... Damn it... I can't get out! I knew I would see you while we were on the bus stop. March 29th, was it? March 29th. I actually have a Facebook page, so I only have a profile there. If it's there, I won't get...

I also have a Facebook page. You know what? My dad lost my account on Instagram. Damn it, you have to get out of it too late, or you are too deep into it too. Bjørn Askeisson, it has been a pleasure to talk to you. A pleasure, Henrik. For you who is sitting there at home in the podcast, so I just want to say thank you for listening, spread the word. It's been a long time since I talked about it, but I honestly don't know how many people are listening to this.

You can't find it, as a backman in Norwegian TV and podcast, at least on TV, I don't think about him. But I am around... I am around in Norway with both The Sun and The Show and other types of stand-up, so I walk around in different cities, it can be Steinkjær, it can be Bergen or Honningsevog, and there are always... and there are a lot of craftsmen who shout out to you, who just stare at each other, head set and just, ah, damn, is that him? So there are a lot of people who listen to what is being said, and you are the king. Thank you for listening, and thank you Henrik. And we have nothing to say, because I have just seen the German bank. Nom nom nom.

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