Fladseth - #230 - Morten Ramm

Episode Date: May 23, 2025

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Can you hear me? I can hear some sounds in the ears, I think. Is it a bit loud? Can you hear me? Yes, but not so good enough. Then let's turn up the headphones sound. A bit. Sune, come on! Your headphones! What the fuck is going on, Sune? Haven't you had two guys before who were asking questions? Two who are measuring?

That's nice. I can hear you and me very well actually. Is it there now? Is it powdered coffee or is it regular? It's filter coffee. It's filter. There's too much water on the coffee maker. I love the best Moka Master coffee, and I'm sure you saw that.

It's Moka Master. But it's a little bit standing now. Yes? Do you hear it now? I hear it, but it's a bit loud now. Do you hear it? Yes, but it's a bit... It's okay. But it's a bit... You hear it very quickly. No, it's okay. It's okay. But it's a bit different sound than what you expected.

There are several people who complain about it, who are sound nerds. Yes, yes. But it's okay. It's just those who are a little... It's a little... ...acoustic... This is Folkets sound studio. It's really good and it has become so nice here. Yes, it's really nice. I think we take it there.

It must be okay. And then we roll on camera. After much talk we are officially starting Morten Ram. Luckily the microphone stand is clipped on. There has been no complaints since you came in. The coffee is too cold, the sound in the headset is too bad. It was not about the coffee thing. It was just that if I don't drink coffee to drink coffee, I should be in the mood. I don't like to drink coffee. It should be a nap thing.

I don't care what it is. I don't like coffee. And you don't drink after 12 o'clock, you say? No, but it's just great. So you know, everything you hear about caffeine and then suddenly I'm trying. I try to lift myself up. But I'm a little drunk. I can drink a red bull and then fall asleep two minutes later.

I don't bite on it at all. No, no. I can drink a red bull and sleep with two mugs on it. Really? I don't bite on it at all. You don't? No. No? You are driving on. Why do you drink coffee? Because you think it's an extra boost. I've gotten used to the taste and I think it's nice early on the feast. Why not tea?

Tea is not so half-hearted. Tea is not half-hearted, but I often think it is tasteless without sugar. Yes. And I haven't started with tea with so much milk either. Because then the cold water is down, I have to warm up the milk and then it becomes a process again. Then I warm up water, tea bag in, warm up milk so that it doesn't choke the tea. Because I don't like hot drinks in my mouth. I do.

But my hands are sensitive. I don't like neither too hot nor too cold. I like lunga. Yes, you do? Yes, I do. Lunga, wine, lunga, not coffee, must not be too much lunga. Once it gets a little too cold, it's terrible, but lunga is fine. It's like coffee we get here, like trackekoffe. Wait until the lunga cools down right down in your mouth. But then you have a use a new cup of coffee.

Yes, but I don't enjoy a Vendelbo coffee with some real stuff. I enjoy it a bit, but I don't think a regular coffee is something to enjoy. No, I don't think a Vendelbo coffee is something to enjoy either. I think that when you get blackened and a volcano burns burnt earthworm from Guatemala, then I think that this is too much stuff. Damn, Martin, I would have promised myself that... because today it is a bit like a mile pearl for the podcast. Because there is a lot of promise in this podcast to the listeners,

that I can't keep. One thing is that we have been up to now today, the only podcast in Norway that is not filmed, only audiovisually. And today the cameras are on, as a trial project, because content of this genre is going to be made. I think that those you work with here at the studio, they often say that it is a trial project. Everyone who works around you, they know very well that this is'm a trial project. Everyone who works around you knows very well that this is not a trial project. But we have to talk to Vlad so that he is constantly getting warmed up in the morning. You stretch quite far if you almost don't know that you've been to a game.

And suddenly you're there. And then I'm like, huh? Now we're there. And now there's an audience in here. As I said to Sune, who works here, who is flying around now, before we started, I don't like to be all mass around content. But I don't want to say that for that reason, I don't know how to do content. I know how to do content. And if Sune can do it, it's up to you. If you say Sune, and he was out of the door, he will be happy.

He has to fix it up. There is someone who listens to you. So what I have promised, we have not been able to keep it. It should be advertising-free, I have promised. But I have also complained that when I have no advertising, as the only podcast, I don't get enough shit for it. That there are several comments on it. Nice, but podcasts that don't have advertising. I get zero afraid of that. Several people give me comments on it. It's nice with a podcast that doesn't have ads.

I don't care about it at all. So I don't give a shit. There will be a lot of ads from me. More ads from me. People are used to that. If they have free podcasts, they know the ads. This is their daily life. But can you tell your listeners, all those who are listening,

that you have the opportunity to have ads? And why? Because I made a podcast that you have heard of. You have talked about the podcast you liked. liked, heard what Fladset talked about, or? Now it should start with fastening and typing and get the band on Voxmat in the store. And now we are sitting here and there is a gang that has built Fladset together and now it is finally paid. Yes, but I think people are worried about that. Another thing I have promised is that I have not...

Third thing. No, third thing. I have promised and said that the day I am on a reality show that has the word celebrity in it, then I don't have it good in life. And then people have to check in, is everything okay? It fits my thoughts. And this one is not ready yet, because it's called Sødegnande Nord. Kjendis. Kjendis, yes. And that was actually a wrong word. No, it's not wrong.

I didn't think it was called Sødegnande Nord. It's not called Kjendis, it's called Sødegnande Nord. Norway's toughest Kjendis. Yes, but it's the same. They've tricked me on the bottom, so people don't doubt that there are celebrities here. Because I'm the one who looks at the regular people up in the mountains. No one! It seems so. And now it has to be the end of celebrities who are looking forward to playing games and being fully popularized in these programs.

I can say that. And now we're recording on Monday, because I'm going to Bilbao and United Tottenham. Congratulations on that final place. Absolutely. And there is a press release on Wednesday, so it's public when this person is released. I can say one thing, without me trying too hard, is that after the game and the shows and the game, the program, a tactician sneaks in and slays the player in such a beautiful family program as Degnerne Nord. Even there, you are not safe. For the overriding and allusions. A little team play, good mood and going on a trip, that's not enough anymore.

No, no, no, no, no, you see that. I saw this in the game, I sat here a few days ago and saw this one. And people went up in the air. And then I thought it was Erlend Mørg who kept the gang together. If one was out, then it was. People were lying on the floor and hugging, they were in a posture. Børrestad didn't know what to do. Fatima, who has been a fat lady, I think, she also started to snap.

And she got angry at both me and her brother. I have seen it. I and Ola fight a lot at the board of directors, at the recording, outside the recording, if one or the other agrees, and it's like talking to both my wife and brother at the same time. And Fatima gets even more angry at Jon Hartwig Børestad than I ever have been at Orl Zoh. And they have only known each other for three days. And if you don't know Orl Zoh, he's easy to be angry at. And when you see how he gets pissed off at Avdel, some atheists call him a redhead. Oh my god, he is... And now he comes to the best of ways. And if you say something that is wrong in this

or you want the easy version, that it should be a fact, then that is picked up. That is the focus. To put it together that it is a dream to be on TV. That's good. And then I don't stop either, I don't give myself either. So no, just red stuff. But the last thing the world needs usually say something like a horse, like a horse on a horse, like a horse with a rose or something. Or if there is something we are going to do on a football tour now, he was the one who was going to lure me to that. 17 000 was the cost of that rap. And then he says, you have money! I haven't seen a person who is in more reality than you. You have money!

Because he uses... He is in reality, but it's not a lot. You are in as much reality as me, but in a worse reality. Worse paid. Fual messed up with the people. Everyone else is there, because they have to... That was why I was on Reality, and why are people there? I thought, why am I here? Because there is money, and a lot of pay. And then someone says, it's not money. Had you done it for free? In the farm? Three weeks there?

With a car? I was there, I was in the first season. I know that. And the fight that was in there, that you were talking about. There was no closeness. And then it happened. People didn't get to see it. I don't think it was talked about.

It was such a bad mood. People saw in the cell that the cameras had to be turned off. They had to be turned off. Filming had to be turned off. Because there was so much going on. Yes, but I promise to say, was it you who voted for me, or was it you who left the exes in front of me? No, it wasn't me. And then I have to say no. And people are like, you lied to me. And then I just, yes, I don't like to lie, but when you are in the game and someone asks you if it's a final or not, I say, well, you have to say no and look people in the eye. Yes, yes.

And stand up and say, don't laugh at the outside, don't laugh and lie at the game. What's going on? I'm not used to talking so much. It's not about reality, but let's talk about it first. There's a person here. The first video recording,

and it's important with TV. There, there. And it's TV. This is professional. And I was there. And not only that. That I had a fight with Ole So. I have only good things to say about Ole.

I get a lot of fighting with Ole, 99% of the time, totally cool. I notice how the whole podcast changes, just with a small camera. I never do this before I... No, but the energy is taken up, because the red light is on. It doesn't happen. I see that red light in your white eyes. I'm afraid it's not yours.

Triana Inglisias, the witch. Oh no, I saw that. She knew everything. She was not supposed to... Very smart as a scare. It's very boring for those who don't know what it's all about. But Triana Inglesias is the Spade Queen. So with a blindfold she could then notice who was in front of her

and then put an X on the table so she could get an eye. And when that person approached her body, she could read through the energy, the power, and who was standing in front of her. Because then you would have been known by everyone in the studio. And make a hell of a setup and stand the whole competition with hands and so on, and feel, feel, feel. It must have taken the time of inspiration. What is on TV is perhaps five minutes. The inspiration time must be twenty. So she has stood there waving her arms in 20 minutes. And then you have to put your ex in front of them when they see or hear you. And then she takes a breath in front of the eyes and ears. And she gets very surprised by the ex in front of her.

She says, I'm lying there. She has failed 100%. You are good. You are too easy. You are too easy. She hasn't noticed that someone has been put an X on your head? But then, John Hartwig Børstein is so easy that he fools the trolls. Nobody has done that before. Not Rignes Heire, not Harry Potter, nobody has fooled the trolls. But John Hartwig Børstein is the first to have fooled the trolls in history. It's a joke. The X-9 there is so easy, but then you choose right. But you get to know him, but you get to know her that both get it.

And when she wins, when she is right, she celebrates as if she has been shot back when the ball is not in the goal. It's not possible, it's just a fluke. Yes, of course it is. She is as surprised as the others. Yes, but it's nice and fun. I am jealous of those who think that they have over-enhanced their life. Think what kind of meaning it gives to your life. How cool is it to be doing it and feel that you are doing it. And not least, think that every time you say, yes, now I hit it. And the 9 times you have hit been a boom, it's been turned upside down by haters. It's like, you can get 9 good to a bad, but only 1 bad. And then it's what you think is cheap. There are many who say that, right?

And then Spoda and Trollman, they get 9 bad and 1 good, they only live on the good. That's what's called reading. you just feel yourself to the point where you have to answer. I was down in the table with my friends in Sri Lanka, now I'm with them, because we're going to play against a bad table tennis team. Sri Lanka. Sri Lanka, Sri Lanka. Sri Lanka, is it? Not Siri, but Sirl. Yes, but I think it's Sirl, I think it's Cyril.

People are asking about the spore. Spore? It was a guy who spored us. It was a bit of a TV-signal, but also a bit of a funny thing. Something was going to happen to me on November 27th, 2006. I was going to drop over or something. Was it explicit? Over-truck and nothing more serious than that? Ole said, you're angry.

That was the first thing he said. And he said, I'm gonna get angry at you for no reason. And that little thing. And that's the easiest thingodum he's ever done. He had to throw it in once and he was like, yes, that's it. He had his jacket on the other side and he didn't believe in this. You're angry. You're angry.

You're angry. Yeah, you're angry man. We were laughing about that. And he spod me, I had a dead spirit. He thought he had to work hard for a bit. And then he said, Ole Su, we're throwing it in. But once, angry, angry man. Angry man. He had a lot of for money. And then Ole Su and the Irka-Servi. Angry man. He had a lot of data machines with him.

He had a whole pack of them. On the table, on the beach, with mouse mats and all that. He was rigging the computer and looking around. I was going to get physical damage on November 27th, 26th. Was it an overkill or was it what you said? He was going to get physical damage on November 27th, 2026. Was it a fracture or what you said? He was going to get something. A kind of a fracture. So it could be anything from your stomach being hung in a rope and your stomach being cut up.

Slashed. Slashed by a serial killer. Could be anything from that to a fracture? To a ear-fix for a lady. With a little bit of a slack in the head. I don't know what that is. I play football, I do a lot of things that I can show off, so that can happen. But I had some dead spirits that were going to be lost. I could fix that.

It cost a little money. It cost, what did I pay? Did I pay a monthly salary? I did that to get rid of her, and then she was gone. What were you then? A lady who had lived in my body. And the lady who had lived in my body. And a lady who had lived in your body?

Yes, who lived in my air. And now she was out of a small window in my air, if you heard about that. Now I'm climbing trees like that. Did she get it on her PC? No, it was the day after I was at home with her on such rituals. Because you did that too? I had to. I had to come in white clothes and not eat pigs. Had you done it if you weren't a TV camera there? No, then I think I would have had to pay in white clothes and not eat pig. Would you have done it if you weren't a TV-camera? No, then I would have kept the payment I made the night before.

But I was there and suddenly there was a lady who was on the air, she was in front of me. So I tried to kick her in the face with traffic, I think. Then I tried to kick her in the face, break her skull. It's kind of that people... Maybe we're just being healthy, I've been thinking about it lately. I wonder if I should become religious, because I have been an atheist for years. I have been an atheist in my writing studies. Isn't that a bit of a shock to be?

I don't believe in anything. If there is something between heaven and earth, and you come to a kind of heavenly kingdom, then it's incredibly pathetic to be the one who stands there and the father who just turns on the sign and says No, now we do this, and now on vacation, and then it will rain and everything will fall apart. And insist on that it was the right thing. I believe that if there is something up there, then it will all come to you. And if you don't believe it, then you come out and say, what did we say? Fucking fun!

Tupac Shakur is sitting over there with his grandmother drinking strawberry daiquiri. And then you're a little sad. Yes, yes, yes. It's going to be great. Golden-fogged sailor. Very, very good. Then you have to look down on the ground and get your new girlfriend. Are you on the flight on the wall there too? Then you have to clean down on the earth and get a new type of woman. Then you're flying on the wall there too.

Then you have to clean your strawberry deck. But you want to see, if you are in heaven, then you see it. Maybe quickly down, but you always mess with the Christmas stuff, right? That the woman has a new boyfriend. And these primitive desires, there is nothing important up there. No, no, no, I know that. That's just a stone. When you're lying in the chocolate pool and get sucked out of everything that can go wrong. You are sucking your old beard.

It's a hot stone therapy massage. You are sucking your beard, and you have got a new type that you have to get together at the campsite. When you get seriously sucked up in Himmerich. And the ladies have got a new type that girl to join in the social housing camping place. We'll do that. We'll play Frisbee, because the boys are a bit concerned about that, and we'll be there. That's very nice. No, no, it's nice to be up in Himmerich, because there are zero worries.

You know, that's what the sky is. But I have to say that it was… It was not possible… With religion and with faith. I think it's okay that people just stick to their own way. And if some of the Christians… I respect that, if you have that thing, you know what, stick to it. But I don't need to be careful with what I say, because I don't believe in what I talk about.

That's your thing. I have my other thing. And then I meet someone else who is going to fast, and then someone else who is going to do collagen and Kure and creatine Kure. And then there's Pulver, and then there's Ashwagandha, and then there's Lions Main, and then there's NDA+, and then there's FULL4. And then they say, do everything, try everything for you. And just keep up with it. I do my thing in the middle of what I do. What do you do? You mentioned that one of the pluses is the longevity disorder. Yes, it's some kind of neurological thing. I read all that and then I just think about it, I get so angry at things. And then things get a little more complicated. I'm not sure about this with metformin here. I would have metformin on a white recipe.

I was just ready to just dig in. And then I was like, no, wait. And then in the last second I read some doubtful reports that I bent a little. But if I have a little bit of a touch of the brain talk, then I think I'm a little crazy. And last year I had many projects, not met the wall in the same way, but I had a brain fog feeling, had all these symptoms,

never reached over 70% but managed to work, had a nice job. You are getting old, Morten. The brain cells rarely heal so later. Restitution, and I just want to fix everything at once. I just want to check, and if I take a blood test, I hope it's something wrong.

So I can take something that makes me think that this is... No, it was just sleeping at a cost. You are pulling your heart against 15. You have a lung function. What is it called? A year's knot over the whole body. It doesn't go out of the head, I promise. It goes out of the head because it's mentally... If you are on the catch ball and get a wound on your leg,

it doesn't grow. It just becomes a a piece of red spot that is alive now. It just becomes a flag that is torn up and torn up and torn up. It's forever under the bag, torn up. That's the worst. I was a neurologist. I just wanted to check. Just to test you. Dog, the neurologist. Not a kid.

And also hijab. Not a kid. Not a test you, she, the neurologist, not GID once. And also hijab, not did once, not tried. Very good. Everyone can be a neurologist. I do not go to a neurologist who does not have a minst, hijab and a lady. No, no. I would rather just roll my head in a wheelchair. I asked about it, it was her mother who I waited for, because she was so good. Best part. You say hijab, and I'm proud that my neurologist is shaking his head on a plate.

Really? Yes, I see you are proud of yourself. He looks at me and says that I'm healthy. And I'm like, Torsten Lerod. And then I was done, and took the tests. And I noticed that she what she felt was, what are you doing here, boy bass? Is it the one that is privileged and has enough money to get a little check, even if it's not anything crazy?

Yes, and I was probably the most cheerful one there, for a couple of years at least. There was a real fool here a couple of years ago, who was on the verge of being able to balance and took the exercises, everything was right, all nerves were in swing, from body to head. And that is the most important thing. I was at the... Because Jørnis had been to a kind of ear anesthesia and had gotten a tooth grow out of his ears, sucked out of his ears, so I thought tooth decay, a tooth decay from my ears. So I thought, damn, that's not so bad.

I sound a bit bad, I should have gotten a tooth decay. So I went to Volvo, and just came into the car, yes, just find a tooth decay device, and get a tooth decay, a little bit of a dent, I've heard that can be done.

And then she looked into my ears and said, Okay, why are you doing that? She said, No, why not? Get out, get the suction cup out, I said. Get the elephant out, the whole tooth. And then she said, Do you want me to polish your ears? There is nothing in here.

You are going down to the hearing test. Where is the hearing test? The hearing test of the I pray to God every day that they should get some progress on that front. They have good hearing operators now. I have always wondered why Jørnis doesn't hear anyone. I'm sure it's because he has shit in his ears. Have you shit in your ears, say the adults? And he who has to show that he had shit in his ears.

In Jørnis you had to first suck out all the earwax, then go down to the hearing test. And then he got a huge downfall from Hørsel after he cleaned himself. And one thing, rarely comes alone as we say, as Jørgen used to say. And then the ball rolled and it was Brooklyn. I have Hørsel. Hørsel is not good. You recommended Oscar Asante. Oscar Asante. Was he in the game? Seriously?

Yes, he came straight from Oscar. He had the heart attack on you? He had a nose and a mouth full of cameras and he had been diagnosed and got the wheel to roll in a second. It is now a sleep test and an allergy test and he had... everything possible. That's so good. It's a mouth to mouth, everything in a second. You can't not use specialists when there's something wrong with you. Go to Fastlegge, try this, try a little nasal spray, eye drops, etc.

Go to Oscar Assante. He has all the things in there. And not only that he has all the things. He knows his stuff too. He knows it. And now you send it around to all the tests, and then you get an answer right away. And this is what you should do. I had chronic car accident for three years.

Come to Oscar Assante. Take this thing, do you hear? do. I had chronic car accident for three years. I came to Oskar and said, take this, there is some antibiotics. I loosened it, put it together with barium, and on the new scene there, you didn't think anything like that would happen to barium, I loosened it, and it was a lump in my pan, which I swear now, it was disgusting, but it was damn nice too.

I was in the ear's earring, and got a suction tube with suction cups, and pushed it up in the car wheels. I got a pressure spray first, and it went all the way up in the car wheels. But when you have been around for 30 years, you always have to go to the doctor and get things done with the pipe. Especially the nosebleed. I don't know. You can try the mouth type and see if it snores a little. No, it doesn't work on me. I don't snore. I saw you on the bus last night. On the way to the office. You snore like hell. You just become a snorer. It's just the ladies who are nice to you because you get angry when they say you snore.

You snore. Many who are completely prepared with snoring, I get it. Okay. When you look at yourself, Morten, in... Like a boy 12 years old, what would you say to him? 9-11. You are in 9-11 high up in the tower, after the plane has crashed into the World Trade Center. Do you see yourself as one who survives or one who dies? Everything survives. Who is it that doesn't? Do you think there are two different people, one who thinks it dies and one who thinks it survives?

I think so. I think there is someone who is sitting there. I think I had died, I might have died too, but I think I survived. But I think it would have been a lot of work before it happened. So I run out there, try there and get a stone in my head. Then it was at least something I was doing. I didn't sit still and then just... Now it's going to hell. I had to work. It would be incredibly boring if you were to see yourself in the World Trade Center. If there are two big buildings in the World Trade Center, and you sat down to die.

The planes were steering you into the building, and you couldn't get down from the building, so you had to jump or burn yourself. Imagine if you didn't see yourself jumping, and you just burned yourself into the building. I don't think I know how to jump. I think that's the last panic. I see that I climb down. I climb down a bit.

You always have equipment. You have a parachute. You have a parachute? Imagine having a parachute up there. It's like they have now. After 2001, they have a parachute in Albin. Imagine if it had happened after that. Yes, yes, yes. I thought it was the boss. There was one there. Albe. And then just... And then with two hands like that,

it just glides through. What a terrible workplace. Terrible workplace, which did not have one fall screen. Not one in that building had a fall screen. Not one! No, just a lot of financial people, who probably have a mega narcissistic hub of them, and not one! No, just a lot of financial people, who are probably very narcissistic and have them.

And not one thought about themselves. If something were to happen, it would be very special. But it's weird that they don't have anything available. Titanic, the blue water, they have life, they have emergency. The planes have boats, they have boats, they have... Now they have more than before. Before people were idiots for this. You didn't see it coming.

Oh no. I'm sorry. There was one legendary person who jumped and got the roof and everything, I was like, all of you, landed on a marquise, and BOOM! Here's Donald Duck, and then down in the fruit basket. It was a man with a long gun, 2.5, he went down in the marquise, survived it, and then a lion came and killed him. It's a nice scene. It's humor, old humor. Out, yes. What do you do then? Do you take revenge? When I saw the picture, I thought that the guy who is the stupor, who is an iconic picture that says a lot about the panic that spread.

And then I thought that now it was... A dreadful day. Now it's waffle friday in the company and there is rumour in the floor that you are being beaten for the pipe in the company and rumours are going around that you've been robbed of your pipe from the reception. There you have a meme. There you have a meme. Out of the way, yes. Then you're being robbed at Breivik, or you're being shot as one of the first. It's a truly negative attitude, you know. Like everyone else, I have...

A stone in the head. I have taken the round. That is... It also depends on time and place. When I was in the water, and heard shots in the distance, I started to sleep. But if I had been right in the vicinity, I would have tried everything I could to stop if I had been in the vicinity. Then I speak of the vicinity within three meters of distance, behind, with a stone or a stump in your chest. Then I would have come. I had dreamed about this tens of times in the morning.

100% of the time I had a good life. Never did I have a good life. In different ways. And I had even... I haven't been torturing, of course, but I have had several. From stones often, from long distances, short, with the head straight back. Are you sitting on a tree and jumping backwards? I have done that. I have been up in the Sherwood forest. Brother Tuck and Robin Hood and the whole gang have jumped on me. If you put together all the dreams of the world, daydreams and nightdreams, how many times has Breivik been killed? That's a lot. That's a lot. We have 5-6 million people in Norway and half of them are between 14 and 80 years years. More than that. But not everyone who… that's what I'm trying to get at. Not everyone who sees themselves as heroes or survivors,

many see themselves as… I die at once. I die at once. Very negative. They backtrack now. I don't think Annette has dreamed of being a hero. Your wife? I forgot to ask. Ask Annette. I forgot to ask. I have forgotten to ask. But she is making a small, easy salad right after this. Making a dish with lentils and spices. But she is making her usual dish with lentils and spices. It's just as good. It went well. We are going to... Now we are going to... You are the festival maker.

You are a man who... I thought we could talk about... Yes, we will talk about that first. Humor over Oslo. Yes. A festival that is the 4th year now. Yes, 4th year. Damn. And I have been there... Not the last time,, because I was in Bryllup, with Nico and Sofia. But now it's raining, I heard. Yes, it was, but even in the rain, people heard that we had rain, and that's how it is with a festival in Norway.

Of course, what you wish for else than not rain. I mean, everything else is rain. Everything else but rain is fine. The weather is fine. A little drizzling is fine. But just when it rains. And it is very rare that festivals meet twice a year. We are not that unlucky. And if it were to happen, we have held a festival that worked in the rain. So we survived the biggest test a festival can have abroad in Norway. And it's a fantastic experience. It's Grefsenkollen in Oslo.

So it's a first, but it's also possible to take a little tour if you live in the north or the middle of Norway, take a little trip down to the capital. I mean, people go all the way to Norway to come to the Eia Festival, there is Kongsberg Jazz Festival or Northodden Blues or whatever. People go over all the hills and... Saturday, June 14th. And it's all red. If you live in Klufta or Moss or something, it's a no-brainer. But it's one trip in, it can take an hour. But what we can also do, since you're taking movies of stuff, it's a no-brainer. But it's one trip in, it can take an hour. But what I can also do, since you're filming and stuff,

I can say, give away the tickets. Yes, throw it in, there's the camera. Yes, no. Two tickets to the one who... What do you want to say? No, what will it be? What would you do on 9-11? Yes.

If you had been in the tower? Yes, or find a joke. No, no, no. It's a bit hot. Jim, come in here. Now you were in the middle of a game. You didn't have bad timing. Should we start over?

No, no, it was fine with the timing. Giveaway. I have two tickets to your listeners, two letters. I don't know why it's two letters, it's just something you say. Yes, two is fine. It's because you can't do it alone, and then you could have done four and eight, and then it would have happened for you. But now I have to manage to be moderator on these 9-11 stories. Yes, but you can choose.

I can't. No, you don't have to, you know what? Tag a friend. Yes, why then two letters? Because you don't want to read about who has the best chair or who's in the worst chair. Do we need that? What? It sells like a muck and it gets completely rotten.

Do we need it? What can I say? Buy, run and buy before it's sold out. I thought you were filming and I wanted a new start. No, no, we don't want that. I don't want to control who has the comment field. No, but what you do as usual, is that win the tag and then scroll down and you win. Buy some tickets before it's too late. Yes, you know what? It costs, thank you, it actually only costs 800 kroner. And the price, people are like, 800 kroner?

People have, the comedians have solo shows, and Berva shows, and you can see Bærm and Beier. It costs 750 kroner for a Christmas show. It takes one hour. This is a gift certificate. This is a gift certificate, a boy certificate, it's soundless. Jim, June 14th, Humor over Oslo. Are you coming? No, he's in charge of the controls.

How do you think you can sell this? You own the whole house and you can't... There! I can't hear you. No. Here we go. It's not common... I don't usually cut this, but I think we should do a review.

A review of that and go back to what we promised here. When the owner outshines the sound in the studio, it's strange to go around here. When the owner comes in and doesn't get any microphones to work, he should come in with his own wireless mic. In the middle of the hall. And the sound is already in the door. In the middle of the hall and generate more. You have to suck you have to help him what is this?

you are the owner Jim the owner, it's ok if you don't have the full account but you will understand how it works the owner of the house the whole house I don't hear myself no no, we

now it's good, Now it's good. Oh my god. And you just start talking without knowing it works. I didn't hear anything and now the sound is on. I was not there. I was in a zone. Okay. Flies.

Jim, Morten, Jim. We have met many times. Yes, good. I have met many times. I have met with the snowman, coffee and the sun. Yes. Yes. That is.

I'm going to have coffee. Yes, I don't usually drink coffee. I don't usually talk about it. Coffee after 12 is what I don't want. You don't have to talk about that. I don't have to? No. But I also save... I like to drink coffee, but I save it later.

You're going to have more. No, but I'm going to eat something really good in the evening. And then I compensate for the daytime. I am incredibly satisfied with the bowls, with such yellow stuff. Vanilla cream, egg cream in the middle, vanilla cream. I said that when you put a Norwegian cat out of the bag, I can say that I have... If I gave it one gram on that trip... You didn't, because I can see that you didn't do a gram.

I've been eating like a horse. You managed to do that. It was so hard. It was so hard, I can say. I can feel it now. Now it's public. It was so hard. What was it? It was much harder than I thought.

Or should I say I thought it would be. I'm not going to ride 9 miles on a touring bike! I've been in Rava for a day, and I had to stand and ride the whole day. The problem is that when you get to things you're not used to, the equipment is a problem. Everything is gnarly, the gnarly of the legs and especially the bicycle seats. You have put on an old lady bike seat, which is nice to sit on. Not the gnarly things you have to have, like those. You have to sit right on the shell of those fancy cyclists, so that it will work.

Because it is made to put it in the shin or the back leg or whatever? After 9 miles on the bike, if I had stood and rolled the rattle out to you, and showed you the in my shellette to beat the race, because there was nothing to beat there. But didn't you think about training a little before? You said... I trained like hell. No, I didn't. You told me you were in the process of... I thought a couple of rounds and two times up and down the grip line, that it was to the limit. Because you told me you had started training. I have trained a little, but it was not close to being...

There was Top Idris the Duelist who also said, What the hell is so cool. It's just because they do something else than what they do, but how cool is it, really? I think Charter Hilde has almost made it this season. I'm just kidding, I don't think everyone has been there. You're not the first to have been there. How many songs are there? 27?

I can guess, yes, there are many. Flat Sett is the 181st participant in the Swedish Grand Prix. Yes, but I think it was a nice challenge. And then it's... Can I promise? You didn't get paid for it, did you? I can promise a lot. Like Tix, who had been given 2 million for the show, I can't say what it was. So he's on the red carpet on the Golden Gate.

But you never participated in the Songport. No, but I have so many projects and I make my own stuff. You too. Playing table tennis and showing the ball in Japan, you can do that. But a very important participation in the Nordic countries, you should not do that. No, but I think that when you are in a show like this, you have to be part of the show. You can't go in there and be behind the scenes and think that this is a tight production, a tight show. I couldn't have been in the game and just been there in the crowd. Oh, now I got voted out. I don't get anything.

Competition instinct. When I look to the right, there is Ravie with a northern dress. And to the left is little Benderis with a mint green jacket from Berghans. Heli Hansen. Heli Hansen this year. Then there is nothing in me that wakes up the competition and says that now I will crush in mountain climbing. Nothing. And in the game too.

Oh, now I will win a competition and get a light on this lamp here. But the code that darkened the flash on the lamp, but the code that was darkened on the first one. And he read something on the internet, what you solve codes by cheating. He bumped on the first one, hit the second one, and then he becomes a genius. He is thrown into the competition and will come first on a mountain. And then there is Mors Bakenga and Daniel Kvammen and Sanna Saruman and throw shit from the sideline. It's not a little competitive then. No, but when it's Bakenga, and if it's White Irish, it's impossible. He doesn't have much muscle, he has a lot of fat.

But it was enough about that. What did Saruman do with it? She's Finnish. What did you do with it? She just writes. She's a social teacher. She writes that she nicks and she's been very strict. She came from Finland. She had a slap on the lips when she was in Finland.

But no one was there. Then she came to Norway and suddenly everyone was there. She was just lying there, throwing things out, and then you're told, this is a podcast, this is a podcast. Now it's the time, now it's the time. This is exactly what she's doing. But have you had her with you?

No one has her. No, I'm looking for her. Yes, I remember her. I remember her. And the talk is so clipped. I sat between the tables and shared a real tour meal, and talked about school politics, and children and social media and such, but Saruman, me?

Yes, that's the problem. I can like a lot of people in shorter periods, so I can sit together almost. I think it's nice with quite a few. I'm a little curious about most of them, and I think I can have it nice, if I know that it's a 19 period. The problem with reality is that suddenly you get so jealous, that become completely like Fredrik Karlsson and Martin Lepere. Because I'm not going to have a single best friend who is made in Big Brother House. I'm not going to have friends. That's because I have them on the outside. And it's okay if they come in together, like if I had a friend from the Soviet Union,

completely king and nice, a 19-year-old Red Deer Copenheim with a Sarund man, I know that shit. But if I get out there alone, and we've got a light cramp, and we're best friends, then I think, fuck, I would have bought myself an Elgammal car and entered the garage, and walked in there a few minutes,

and finished the job. A very thoughtful friendship, Morten and Ram, and who could have been your Jan Fredrik Karlsen? I had a channel. If you had been in reality. Who do you think could have been your unthinkable friend? For example, Vita and Vanda. They think I am alive and beautiful. The doctors. Really nice. Which is honest.

The doctors are crazy different, twins. Yes, twins. And even with a mirror-white skin, and the sofa, and reality, and the influence of the drift, which I don't do in a way, I thought, think about having been on the company's anniversary, when they were on it with Siri Kristiansen from Norway. Where Siri Kristiansen made... She was the first Norwegian record, in putting out a number of pictures and stories on one of her YouTube channels. In 1979.

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She was the first Norwegian record holder to post a number of pictures and stories on one of her YouTube channels. She was the first Norwegian record holder to post a number of pictures and stories on one of her YouTube channels. She was Or in the original position, I can't say that anymore. Who could have been your helström? Yes. The swede, if you think so. It had to be my helström. You get a new perspective of the world, you are going to be an apprentice. Who do you think?

I don't know. An old legend maybe? Old? I don't know. Oddvars Stensreng? No, I don't think so. I don't remember a single name. I usually remember names, but now I am blank. Because I think of them, I'm just like... Olaf Tufte.

Olaf Tone. Olaf Tuone. Olaf Tufte is too much stuff and hangs out there. And I mean, what else did he say? You have a competition in pull-up and stuff. Is it a big shape? Yes, it's a big shape. It's a tough shape. I wouldn't have thought that.

It's easier to eliminate than to take back. Yes, we're not going to dig deeper into it. We're going well over there. You're going very well. We have signed your house to another shit. We can't start with that now. You got one of those? No, we can't start with that.

Football talk? Yes. I'm very interested in football, but I'm also a football supporter who doesn't necessarily like to go into these talks all the time. We're bleeding a little from the ready. We can't start talking about the height of the idea. We can't talk about the house. We can talk about the 14th of June. Humor over Oslo. It's an arrangement for you.

Is it? Yes, really. You wanted to have... Fredrik said he didn't want to have tickets. People can buy them, but you are the owner of the house, so you can give them to another podcast. Two tickets. I'm sure they can do that. I'm just thinking about it, because I have to manage it. Contact us in some way, and we'll get some tickets.

No, we won't do that. No, no, no, no, no. If Jim pays. Give him a massage. No, but... As long as I can be there. We have to contribute to pay him. No, but we have to be ready for the environment. Okay, listen now. There is a little ugly thing here, Morten, that we in the editorial have gone through for a few months now. December when I was on... Yes, Jim and the rest of the gang on Modern Media have been sitting here and had a lot of wokenets on how they should avoid the total chaos. Because I was at the Christmas table with the boys.

I think it was December 19. At the end of this... A bit too old to be there of course, but it was a damn good atmosphere. We were on some kind of Irish outpost, in Majorstua. You know what? You are never too old to go on an Irish outpost, no matter where in the world. Old Irish.

Old Irish. I'm not too old to be on Old Irish. And then? There is nothing called Old Irish or Lannister or Dublin or Three Armours that I am too old to go on. Never. No, totally. It was a king royal evening. We had it all red. But Old Irish on a Christmas tree?

Yes. That's too old. Yes, guys. But we were all dressed up. I met Glenn Jensen at the Red Mark Bonsai. It was a couple of years ago. And then we sat down with the Christmas tree. We are on Old Irish.

As usual. Yes. But it was a royal atmosphere. We were on old Irish. As if that's normal. Yes, but it was a real royal atmosphere. We were on Dansegulva. We were just a bunch of grown men. And had a king there. And then I'm out on Dansegulva. I remember hanging out with some other guys on the floor, we were playing and so on. And then I hit a guy in the ball, and I also got registered. Yes, to the police. I have a little light there, light, light, light. As I say in Aver, when I come from, it is not unusual to hit a friend in the ball.

Say hello, hello, how are you? Small one. But it's the same if it's usual to come from, or you do it on a stick. You can't report that you were hit a little in the heel, like old Irish. No, a small one like this. Hi, how are you? And he screams something violent. He is like, what? What? I try to get away from him.

Look, buddy, I didn't mean you to react like that. It was a little, hello, hello, hello, how are you? It's not unusual where I come from. We are just standing there, and here comes the little one. He goes up, and he marches to the guard and slams. The guard comes up and just says, as he says, that you have attacked him and attacked him on the penis. I'm not lying here. I know the actual relationship. I hit him in the balls, but when I come from... You're going out here, and I'm being driven out by Old Irish. I'm walking the green mile with the guard and his ball. He's in the ball.

He's in the ball too? Yes, and I feel that we're walking through a crowd, and my friends are just standing there like What's happening? I just have to laugh a little bit. Trying to gesticulate that I ran up to the ball and now I'm on the floor. I just took a little bit of the rear wheel on a camera out here, and that's allowed. And then I'm out on the outside and the police are already following the place, it's a bit crowded here of course. And they are in the middle of the ball. Yes, but no one is in the old Irish dance group that is in the EDU, then you're crazy. It's okay not to drink at the beginning, that's totally fine.

If you're in the old Irish dance group, then you have to be there. And it's full drive, full drive, and he gets arrested and I get arrested, and my friends come out and try to get an overview of what's going on. And between the strikes, I talk to the police and they say, I can't take it seriously, I'm really standing here now, and being stopped, because I've hit a guy in the balls. Yes. So I am, and while he, between strikes and strikes,

tries to get in touch with that guy, just, you, can you solve this in a different way, than that we should be stopped for assault here now, because you have been hit a little on the balls? And then, realized that this is too late, and the dialogue is too late now. He is such a drama queen, and it is so nice to have him. And suddenly, he is not there anymore. So my friend heard the police. How did he become?

Was he a homophile or a heterosexual? I don't know. I like it. I just don't know. The difference is that if you fuck with a guy, I mean, then you just come away. You get kicked in the balls. If you're a homophobe and you think you're checking yourself out, then I can agree that it can feel a bit more like

here comes a guy and I kick cut a little on the ball, because then it's a different approach. But anyway, cut the ball on Holheiders, straight forward. Not enough with... he disappears from the police, they ask where he is now, he should be called Jackas, he never comes out again, and the police just, this we have no time for. So the police leave. At a later point, the police went to the police station. Later on, the police called him up again,

asking him if he wanted to explain. I thought it was a source problem in the police. He called him up and asked him to be quiet and explain more. And then I got called up. There's a little thing we didn't get to put behind us. In Maersk, between Knife-sticking in Sofien Berg and the bank of the bank of the Frongnys, we had a guy who killed a guy on the fourth with the points. When one privileged Westkant dude gets a little bit of a beating in the points,

then all the resources will be thrown at the thing. Be so kind and tell us more. You left the and that it was a blizzard, and then I'm sorry. I didn't mean anything bad with it, but then it says, black and white in the report, where I come from, isn't it unusual to poke a friend in the balls? Is that true? Just to say hello. But is that true?

Yes, I've poked so many brothers and friends in the balls. It's not a little bit, can I help you? You should... I'll read it. How loose and... Now it's a bit different. Like this. Like this. Do you understand?

What do you want to describe it? Regardless of... I would have liked it if you didn't do it, but I give fuck. He described it as a pain in the ass. Because it was really loose. If it was just like that... And he described it as a pain in the ass. But I... Because it was really loose. If it was just like that, it was like... No, it was probably a little harder.

No, at least. I didn't think so, it was just a joke. But... I notice that it's been a long time since you've been playing ball like that. Yes, but it's not what it was. You're full on the city. Yes. And it's like, you can't take...

Full people have to get... It has to happen. You can't take... You can't be filmed and shown on TV, you have to take what you say there. It has to be like that, when it comes black and white, that word there is not good. That the police say, it's okay where we come from, blah blah blah. You know you have 9 promille there. I know where the hell I have to be.

You have to take that up, you have to get the opportunity the say the next day, is it like that everyday? No, it's not everyday that I come from, we can't say that. Yes, it is everyday that I come from. It's not everyday. I don't know who the hell this guy is. Yes, it was normal in the 90's, but not anymore. He didn't come straight from hockey guide Robin, this guy at least. No, no, that's not true. I mean, in all the environments I grew up in, it hasn't been unusual to have a little chat with a friend.

You know that, Morten. I was pissing half of the time during the ball. It looked like the whole place went slow motion, because I hit right under the... really well under the... On the legs? Yes, the crotch. And it was just a ping and it was like... It's not the smallest thing we've seen. It just went up on many slow movies. It took so long, 10 of such good pings. So I've been pinging since I was a kid. And it's not like I'm going in anup age, in the age of 5 or 6,

and have been kicking a lot of guys in the ball. But few selected. It's not completely unusual either. That I'm both kicked in the ball and kick in the ball myself. I can probably count two hands.

How many times I've been easily kicked in the ball in a party of by your friends? There is a big difference in doing this to a... Just one hand, just one hand. Five times have I been clipped in the ball in the last eight years. We should not sit here now and make clipping in the ball common. No, it's like, oh, it's so common and that's your argument to be recognized from here. No, you clipped a guy in the ball, and on Old Irish, in the middle of the curve, there it is, and then I don't think that's a big deal, and at least not to go around the house,

and then possibly be recognized. And should then frame me as a kind of P Diddy type, because I have hit the point a little bit of a ditty type, because I have hit the bullseye a little bit in the party team. It is totally insane. It is a joy to say that I am then acquitted of everything. What is it? I have had the most of it, I got so much. Not finished. Not anymore.

But that is correct. And I do not want to say that it is okay to go and slay people in the gender organ after time has expired. In no way. We have passed this wild assumption and approach many have. This is December 2024. But there are limits to sanctions against a slightly happy ball slaying, Gladhagsborg. the ball is flying over the bomb in several countries across Europe. And a small, small gap on one side,

we have to endure that. We have to separate between the slightly unimportant and those who are some bastards. As we speak, people are blowing up in bushes and You're talking about everyone going out and doing something right. No, you just said it wasn't right. I know, but the way you talk about it is a bit weird. I agree. But you can't say that.

We have to get people to do some stupid things. It's quite difficult to find out who is the people who are doing stupid things, and who is just for fun, or who is making some shit about who, or who thinks it's a bit pleasant, or who is a bit creepy. I agree that we should take these things seriously. It's allowed to take a ball as long as you don't take it creepy. Jesus Christ, what a drama queen he was. Oh my God, he flicked around.

He was scared and scared. How long has it been? This is now in December. It has been suspended. One thing I also something in the interview. I was like, oh my God, how much is a ball in the club today? No, it's 5,000, 6,000, 7,000, 10,000! But I actually recognize the difference.

I don't recognize the difference in fines. I don't care. No, I can't say I'm sorry, but I can't pay it. And if you had been paid... But you have come out there, they have said, what happened? I'm at the club, and I was just flabbergasted. He didn't go. He must take it.

Now he will get it. Yes, it's something like that. If it had been a boat, 10,000 new ball clips on it, if it had been a boat, I would have taken it. Not with joy, but I would have taken it, and then I would have written it on the box. And showed the person who sent the book, the postman, and showed to this podcast person that this is content, this is content. We have started filming now.

I don't think that content will come in the future. 10 000 kroner, costed it. Thanks for that. You can say that it was... In the humor, some of the friends were filming and were going to make a prank. But you can't say that it was a prank, because the friend wasn't filming and wasn't there that day. And if this guy has a real trauma from childhood, maybe he's been the best father, and I'm. And I am a blister in the old times. Now you will be sued again. If I have been like that?

I think I just dropped the last one. Then I apologize. I haven't said anything. You just apologize anyway. I don't do that. I apologize if that's what got him to get in the wrong angle. But I don't think so. But I can at least say from those who want to be, you are on For All Irish, have a flower on you,

if it's okay to be in the ball anyway. It's not possible for Noyim, you who are sitting at the top and have a little bit of legal oversight and such, I can't back down on a new hit because I have talked about this again. I think everything can happen now. Damn it, yes, but... If there is something in the podcast I need, it's promo. Yes, damn it! I'll leave it at home. I've clipped to the ball and I'm free!

And next time, you've written a book with some kind of paper, so you can write it down before you can clip to the ball. Because this is just so good, it's so good that I can't clip people to the ball, so I can write it down. I was sitting in an old ex of mine, who was a crazy and everything was going to end, and everything was a crisis. Every fucking time it happened. The next day I didn't want to talk about it, so I said, okay, now it will be like this. You will go out every time, and you will write a document, a legal document document that you have in your hand.

So I can talk to you and say, now you know your document, take it up and read it out loud. And it says, I will be like this and that, and everything is already written in the document, and then it's easier to handle. Did you get that through? No. But why can't you do that?

Because now you say you can perform like this. And that's nice to know, in what it says. Because when you stand there, in the corner of the corner, you're not in the full five. No, it would have been the most Larry David I had in my life, if I had made it through, of course. Yes, and we're not going to be anyone who's going to be Larry David, because it's not normal for people to look at it like that. Otherwise, we have been involved in this court case, Morten. If this had happened now, they wouldn't have dared to report you. When they have seen how you act as my defender. I can...

And you are recognized for all the points in this case, with the fact of pulling people on the toes. Pulling people on the toes or pulling people on the toes, pulling people in balls or pulling people on their toes, can be almost the same. I have just been sitting in a kind of Urias post, as they say, in Retsak, defending you, after you have kept the food in the wedding dress, in the Henniete Stensrup, for 52 minutes.

Urias post, is it a bath tub and such? It's a difficult situation. You can't win, you have put on a post to be sacrificed. And you have called the bride, you have been calling her, not only Henrettes friends, but also the family of the bridegroom. Poor innocent people, and called the people's kitchen, and who is your favorite, she and so on. I said, I have to admit, I have a lot of stuff there, I said, I also understood why not. In general, I have a gang of entertainers here, and they choose a camera to take a run of asthma to be a toilet brush. And then there are entertainers who take 100, 120, something. Even the girlfriend of Andal Tvorp, the trumpet player, it would be better.

Sour! And there are a lot of things, but it is of course a fairyt case that is on VGTV, which is based on real events. I have been asked if this is real or not. You can confirm that it is. The videotape is not taken up by me or any of my questions. This is filmed because someone thought that this could be someone who is blue. It was very fun. Your name was Bubba Bresko, right? I dreamed of being a lawyer and a defense lawyer, and I thought that was the right thing to do. And I actually got to be a real case, where I was supposed to defend Morten. But that also meant that I had to paint a not so well-painted picture of my client.

But you have different entrances to get to know each other. You often have to defend Jan Helge Andersen without any compromise whatsoever. You have to paint a picture of a poor boy. Poor boy's lost son. There are reasons for things to happen, and that the election is not made by a normal person. So it was very good. And I hear that this is one of your biggest achievements in your career ever. I usually get very little feedback from the things I make.

I mean, the board of directors can be thankful for everything, and now you have the right to put it home. And I almost never get any feedback. I have had too much speed, I think. I have made too much mistakes, too many attempts and mistakes. People are tired of their comrades, they don't get messages anymore. I think I have too much speed. I have made too many mistakes. People are tired of their friends, they don't want to anymore. They know what you are doing. Things keep coming. But here I get messages back to the stadium. Messages, SMS's from friends. And they don't care about me.

It's flat set for your lawyer. And this is both weight in humor, some are out of the game, and ordinary people on the street. Women on the street. So there are all teams, not just media people, who think that this is a good, a terribly strong delivery, but also that it's a good, good, good, good lawyer.

I'm looking forward to it, of course. This was very fun. Jim, it wasn't much you could say, but... I have to go soon. I have to pee now, and I have to go up and train a bit. And then I'll just... What do I have here? I saw on the way here... But you train and train and train. Yes.

But you eat and eat and eat. Yes. And it's okay if you want to live the life you want. If you lift the armor, you'll see what a hell of a engine is underneath. Yes, but you have to oil it. The right oil. Not with what is called, the smoldered wiener rods, because that will only get cold. You have lived healthy, Morten, but these ear-cuffs that pop up everywhere, they can't... They can't eat the ear. But when the ear-cuffs are between the shoulders, it starts to help. But the I can give you a... I can give you... Yes, it's possible. It's possible. It's the best in Norway. No, but I'll give you a little program afterwards. What a heavenly place! Isn't that the...

Cultural revolution in China and the sour thing? Yes, yes. I mean... It just came out of a cemetery. I thought it was a heavenly cemetery, that it was actually a heavenly cemetery. I know that it was, but since we talked about religion and stuff, I just thought that you came in a heavenly place, that it was a heavenly place. Since we talked about religion, I thought you were in a heavenly place. It was a picture of you being in heaven. I just tried to... It was the same for you.

Either you are in that place, or you are in heaven. You should have given the other as you eat. We talked on July 1st, and after I had died for a month, and then I will read the last one. When you are standing there, and not wearing a T-shirt and long pants, because you are just hiding your not wearing a T-shirt and long pants because you are wearing your old-fashioned tie. The old one. No, a happy half.

Applause. That was very nice. I have a lot more in my heart, but we will take it one more time. And then it was 14th June at Overexport. Last time I was there, I was at the end of the main stage. There were 5000 people there. It was fantastic! There were 4, I felt like 5. Yes, it was a whole bunch. And I was also on the mega-chorus, singing Living on a Prayer, Bon Jovi, with my band. I was standing there listening.

I had to try to sing with... My wife had a piano, and we had to... Okay, I started singing the original, Toneleje, and I was like... Tommy used to work on it! The whole voice came out, and we had to put in three different tones. So we had to get the band together. We had to put in more tones. My voice is a bit off in the first place.

That's strange, but the worse the singer you are, the more alike you are as an artist. The good singers always put themselves in their own voice. You who can sing a little, and then just like that, I'm going up there and pitch and be... ...picking the same John Bon Jovi. I didn't dare to do that. I landed... I almost felt... I almost got floundered.

Because I took up honor for Bon Jovi's big hit. And I stood there and... Oh, weird! And pointed at the audience. You guys are the ones who are doing the setting. It's Bon Jovi's privilege to do it. It's punch. I didn't make the song. I pointed at the audience. is doing the full set. It's a Bon Jovi's privilege to do it. I haven't made the song, I'm pointing at the audience. So it's my song.

I was supposed to walk on stage and say, no one has been crying on skateboard. Or what do you say? No one has been lazy like Paul Krueger. No one has been angry. And I'm on the stand up beat.. Nobody has ever been unhappy about the tricks. Yes, and I said to the people at the stage, because nobody has ever been unhappy when they have done it. No, it's okay. You take the punch. But it was the most... I always forget to stand up and be Bon Jovi, one song, one evening on Over Oslo.

It was great. Bon Jovi, one song, one evening on Over Oslo, well done. Finally, you were awesome, right? And the comedians are entertaining. You know what I'm a bit tired of? I'll end with this. It's that all comedians say something. All comedians come to me and say something. Because all comedians really want to. All comedians have been bullied. All comedians are like that. They are really a bit like that. I don't agree with that. I don't want to be the rock star. No, I have been bullied. I have been king. You are not 45, you are not in fourth grade.

Do you think we will bully you? 45 in fourth grade? No, I don't think so. I don't want to get bullied! I don't want to be a rock star! There are so many things that comedians are saying. I don't drink much! Not anymore. Before I came to NRK and got a show.

People are on TikTok influencers. People are training. The Jugglers are now. They have grown on other platforms. It's not the same fat guy. Just don't get bullied, don't drink, don't become a rock star. No, but you know what I mean. All of that is wrong. You understand what I mean?

You want to be... Everyone likes to be a rock star. I've never liked to be a rock star. I've never thought of sitting there and lying there, on my microphone, just... My own songs. That's what it's about. The walls of their innerness. I was thinking about sitting there and lying there, with my food on the microphone, and just... My own songs, the If you want rock'n'roll catering, look for it, because there is exactly what the movie is for you. Rock'n'roll... Music artists... I never watch old YouTube videos of myself, and I'm enjoying myself,

but what do music artists do? They put their own music in the car, all the time. I hope you like it. Thank you for coming, Morten. Humor over Oslo, June 14th. Thank you, Jim. You're welcome. Thank you. Thank you for being here. It's nothing. Thank you for being here. – I'm here at least. – Thank you for being here. – Thank you for being here. – We have a podcast studio with visual opportunities for the audience. – Yes. – Now we'll be filming, and now we'll be advertising.

I'll be in the celebrity reality show, and I can't keep a distance. – There, now you'll have a treat. – Now he'll have a cookie. – Okay, thank you for now. We'll talk. – Bye. – Bye. – Bye. Now we're going to have a fight. Okay, thanks for now. We'll talk later. Bye! Modern media.