Fladseth - #233 - Olav Svarstad Haugland

Episode Date: April 4, 2025

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Welcome to you, Henrik Fladset. It's nice to have you. Nice. You have a new voice, Ola. I have to say that. Thank you. Ola and Svartsta Hauglanda, you are here. I'm happy that you say Svartsta. What is it? I say another wrong cell.

You say wrong cell? I say Svartsta. But people say... I'm not Svartstaarta, Svarta, many people might say. But Olafsvarta, Heuland says. Svarta, I will never say no. But the T in here, I don't need to... There is no black. It's black, it's T reacting.

It's T reacting. Svarta. And there are many people who use it, Olafsvarta, Heuland. No, that's not true. There is a lot of mass who are talking about you, like Olafs Svartstad, or something like that. No, that's not true. There's a lot of mass and memorabilia going on, right? A lot of mass. All the podcasters are also there. That's where you go more often.

I don't want to, but I have to say that she's fast. You have to. She was more of a frontrunner in politics before. Yes, she just went off. She was fired by the government right before Christmas. Damn, she got pissed off. The election of the Black Star. The Black Star. She was fired.

It was a thing, because she was... It was called the mayor. But it was changed when she was the mayor. To the mayor. I'm not a big fan of the symbolic politics. The name change and stuff. But it can't be... It can't be a mayor.

I agree. I agree. Valga can't be a mayor. She actually had lobbied it a bit, because it was called the Rikshavding, as it's called in Sweden. And it's been nice. What's the name of the Rikshavding. It's called Rikshavding in Sweden.

But I thought it was very Lars Spohnheim's friend, and wanted to be called Rikshavding. I don't know if it's a well-lobbed name. I'm so glad you went for white wine. It's a damn good one. It's American... I asked you yesterday if I wanted to go with wine, and you said you would arrange it. I thought so.

That was stupid of you, because I had it on. It's completely unreasonable. You know what? What I've found out... Cheers! Cheers! What I've found out is that... I think it works that I write off this wine. I take it on my business card.

Of course. And write, wine for podcast with Olav Svartsta Haugland. Yes. And it's so right. And then the bookmark. It's very easy to go after your sleep. We have proof here. We have proof. And the podcast will only get better.

And then we can also say which wine it is, because it's on the list. It's a Tyler Charardonnay from California. A little less buttery than the regular Chardonnay, right? It was a bit spicy. I think the red wine is really nice. I had the same producer. I was as old as I was last year when I found out that Chardonnay and Chablis were the same. I'm interested in wine. Yesterday I found out that Chardonnay and Chablis were the same drink. Yes, they are.

I'm interested in wine. I drink a lot of wine, but not a lot of white wine. Chardonnay and Chablis. Now I'm confused. Chardonnay is a drink. Yes. And Chablis is a district on the Chardonnay drink. Yes. But when you go to restaurants, they often say that they want chardonnay or chablis. And since last year I have been like this. I'm sorry.

I'm a little confused. It's the same as what I get from the two of them, because I get the same thing. I don't think I... Okay, I was in the stables yesterday and I got a little out of it. I was at home all day yesterday I got a bit out of it. Yes, I was in Jemmalen yesterday and got a bit out of it. That sounds so nice. Did you hear about whiskey? No, it was Chelsea Tottenham yesterday. My wife was at Galvan show.

She came back and was amazing. I will be honest with you, I will be a bit with Sunni. I will not be a bit, I will be really with Sunni. Shouldn't I have been in a war with Hatton in Stor and tell the story? Because I sit here and think, should I have a solo show once in my life? But I have nothing to tell. I thought about this the other day actually. Because I was thinking this the other day.

I was thinking about the next show. And I had a low cut, only a lot of stuff to say. Should I talk about something more important? Should I have had something like this? Something that people are interested in? Something that people are interested in? Should I try that? But it will be good when it's real?

It's real with us? We have something! Olav, we have something! For the rest of the stand-up comedians, improv actors, radio man and the whole package. If people have heard of that. There are probably some who wonder. I would guess there are a lot of people who have not heard of me. I have been a little quiet away in the last nine years. I have been in radio rock and the like.

You've lived a daily life. You do improv with Norway's biggest improv group, BMI. I do. And you've been at home for the best show ever, 1 and 2. Did you see it? You know what? I haven't seen it. I haven't seen your shows either, Henrik. I've seen one.

I haven't seen two. The best show ever, 2. An incredibly nice title. The best show in the world 2. An incredibly nice title. The best show in the world. The best show in the world. Show number one. And the best show in the world 2. That's a double as good title again.

The best show in the world 2. It was so satisfying when we just figured out that we should call it the best show in the world 2. Because we were in the middle of something like the incredible journey. The incredible journey of the BMI. And then we had another poster where it was supposed to be from the incredible journey. Where I was Chance, right? Emil was Sassy and Kristian was Shadow. No, Emil must be Chance.

Chance, have you seen the incredible journey? I understand what you're talking about, but I can't watch the living. Then I won't talk about those dogs. I'm sitting here bitter and angry because I haven't seen the best show in the world, 2. I think you might be. I'm bitter and angry because I haven't seen Love Culture. I saw your first show. You have two more reasons than me. You have only three kids. Three kids.

You have two more reasons than me. That's good reasons. I have a bish. One and a half. I count bish as one kid until bish is one year old. And then it becomes one and a half. She's barely one and a half. You only have one child?

Yes, one child. How old is she? It's something about... It's not that much time you have for your free time. It's just a lot of stuff. I would have liked to see it, but people don't want to hear me complain about it. But how old is the child? She's three. I'm still in August. Then it's still difficult.

Yes, because... You have a lot of... I see that you have a house and stuff. I have a house in Reykjavik. I live so far away from home. I love it. You have been disrespected by your colleagues to be grown up, boring and responsible. I see you as a high pressure player, and you take the mousse between the Yes, but I also stooped. I have a little and there was a lot of drinking of beer. 80% of building a record is looking at the record and thinking of different ways to do this. With your hands on your hips? Yes, and then we lay down the first shelf,

and he finds out that this is wrong, and then you have to think more. And then you look back, and a lot of sitting in the car and picking up things. Yes, that's right. I'm not really happy to build. I'm not really happy to work. I'm not really fond of working. I'm fond of the idea of building. I'm very fond of the idea.

I dream of the day I get my own workshop. And that I can do it because I like the system. I want to have this, this is the sawmill. And here I want to have these machines. I dream of that. I'm going to have these machines and stuff. That's what I dream about. When I built it, I bought a lot. Because I wanted it. My neighbor said,

We have it, so you can borrow it from me. But I said, no, no, no. I'll have it myself. But I have a zero system, so it just lies in the table and I threw it in the corner. Because you don't like the system? No, I don't like the system. I've really annoyed him. Because you don't like the system? No, I don't really like the system. I have a lot of women who are very, very... who collect everything and are not really clean.

We have a big, nice house. That's good with a house. We have a new apartment. It's going to be a year soon. And it's a big, nice house. And I am going to be a prepper. Yes, are you going to be a good start? Yes, it's my new, it's the worst, it's my worst equipment. That I'm going to be a prepper, I want to be a full-fledged, I'm going to...

You have to be a shegg. I'm going to be a shegg, but I can't be a shegg. You would have known if you had seen my show. Yes. The opening part is... I see it now, look at your face. I don't have a beard. If you try to get a beard, it looks like a coconut. Really brown. Like the father of coconut in Coconut Bananas?

I haven't seen that. You haven't read those books? No, it's Paul... Paul Wachter Savoy is the one who wrote those books? No, it's not. It's Paul... Paul Wachter Savoy is the one who wrote it in the book. No, it's not. It's Paul Golden. No, it's him.

Paul Magne Golden. I know him. Yes, we know both of them. Paul is his name. His name is Magne. Rolls Magne. Rolls Magne. Paul!

We know each other. You can't call him Paul. You changed to I was full of Paul Wachter Savoy, that was a fun little name. Rolf Magne. Galton. Galton, that's a good name. Yes, that's right, he's the one who writes those books. He's my hero in many ways, because he has done what I dream of doing. Moving to the west, and almost living in the country.

He's moved to a place with 11 houses, a very small one. A small fjord. I look at such a house. Because you are going further away? Yes, I am going further away. Are you so close to the people? No, surprisingly close. I like people. When I meet them in the neighbors. I go out with my neighbor and go them a message to go to a concert. It's wonderful.

But I'm very fond of fjords, mountains and views. That's where I find peace in my soul. But haven't you rented those things? Not my own house, but my in-laws' house. I haven't done anything to rent. But our parents have lived through Christmas. I get a little pissed off. They have had it so good.

I can find myself getting really bitter towards my parents. Because now they have worked so hard and they can help financially every day. So bad, and then they have even more time to be a little morbid. But they have gotten things for free. Yes, but it's like the economy is going up and down, right? And then you think that... I didn't see it coming that we would come in such a really bad economic period. And it was maybe in several decades, this. I just want to say that my father has gotten things for free, my mother has paid for it.

My father has gotten everything for free. What does he do? He worked in the oil industry. He? He worked in the oil industry. He was a lawyer in the oil industry. He went to different gas stations and checked that the Americans were not able to kick them out. Because the Americans wanted to... This is just my experience of what he worked with when I was little. The Americans wanted to kick and make the Norwegian labor market more effective. And then he was the lawyer and saw the labor law and said to the Americans,

no, you can't do that. And then some other people, yes, you can do that. I was in Stavanger now. I got more respect for Stavanger. I saw the happiness. I got more familiar with Stavanger. I understand their thing. I bond more.

I notice that I'm walking in the city now. I bond more with Stavanger. I think walking around town. I bond more with the Stavanger people. I think the Stavanger people have been a bit strange. I haven't had a good chemistry with them. Especially the humor. Yesterday it was different. Did they lie to you? They lied. We talked after the show and it was a completely different bond I had with them now.

Because now I understand where they came from. My father is a Siddis. so I really like Siddhi. What is Siddhi? What would I say? I would say that you are from Stavanger. Just that? Yes. Sandnes would be something else, would you say? Sandnes is a bit of a joke.

Sandnes is a bit of a joke, but it's actually right across the street. Same thing, back to the record. The same thing. Let's go back to the ceiling. The one you built. Was there anything else around that? No. Then we came to the prepping. Prepping, yes. How do you get there when you're prepping?

Because I can't prepping with a table full of shit. So she has to clean the box with the children's books. She had books from kindergarten and such. But she has to clean it? You don't take it from the children's school, because you have the system. Damn, the family has saved on everything. This is a box full of all the math homework you have done. And you have practiced on numbers in the second grade. That is one class.

Now think about how it is. So I have to have... The father has to have some space here when I'm performing magic. But you haven't started yet. This is the excuse for not starting. No, I have some water and basics. I have a cabin up in the mountains. You have a cabin? Is it your family's? No, it's my family's.

So I'm thinking of it's my family. So I think it will be the headquarters. There is a storage room. And this is a dream I have to make. If I had all the time in the world, I would start with the boat and have a very good emergency camp and prep stuff there. And then I would move up. I would have had the boat half a year up in the cabin, just to year now, and you've made it clear that it's going to be an escape flight. It just sounds like you want to have a sabbatical in the cabin and enjoy it for half a year. That's it.

With good conscience. You also say that you want to move to the west, and that's about the desire to let go of everything, hunt and piss. There's no job in that dream. We are privileged, we have fun, we work with funny things, but it still becomes work. And creative work, it's hanging over all the time. That's why I want to just let go of it. And when it's not hanging over you, it makes you laugh like a monkey. Because you have to come up with something smart, something good, something brilliant.

I agree, it's just stress. I want to live off the country, but I don't know anything about the country. I don't either. And I can't do any prepping either. I don't know if I can manage that thing properly. But I dream of being like that, Fyr. I've started prepping. I've bought 80 liters of water canisters, 20 liters x 4. And a small 5 liters with a tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap No, but it's a bit next level crazy to fill up those... Do you have life of yours then? If you really suffer the crisis and you can't fill it up? I think my wife will take life of me. I think she will get really angry and irritated. Imagine a pathetic death. Father lying with a hedgehog beside him and two...

And a little bit with empty... A Lots of bread crumbs all over the place. Zero water. Because you've stopped eating the last meal of the dry weather. You've taken the last meal of the dry weather, a little bit of sea urchin and some codfish. That's the last thing I'm going to say when I get killed by the laborson. I get shot by the laborson. I have so much bread crumbs in mouth. I have so much bread. Is that what you mean by bread?

But that was forever? Yes, it was for quite a long time. But I can change that all the time. And every time I go to the store, I bring some hermetics. And when I look at pasta, I have so much sardines. I have so much sardines. I never eat sardines either. I don't know why I have them in the prepper box, but I think we need to have some food. But we shouldn't enjoy ourselves.

This is what I don't know. I don't know why I don't eat more sardines. Damn, so good sardines. Is it good? Yes, yes, yes. I got this when I was on the French Riviera last spring. Alone? I visited a friend, and we were a couple of friends down there. But you don't get sardines on the French Riviera, you don't get it up in the mountains in Norway. No, you get it in...

The king Oscar is not the same as... If you go to the King of the Boys on the hill, you get the best sardines. The best sardines are in hermetic. That's what you get there too. And it's a shit thing. Or mix it up, it's sardines. It can be anchovies, because anchovies I use a lot. Yes, but it's very salty.

Yes, I use it. In a lot of sauces? The only anchovies I use is one of Worcestershire sauce. Is there anchovies in it? Yes, sir. This is my Worcestershire Q. If you think about it. It's like raw sauce in it.

I never thought I would touch the one I have on my mouth when I talk about anchovies. No, but Sardines are good. One thing is that when all the basic stuff is in place, I will start with the weapons. That's when we talk. I will start getting arm breasts and ammo there.

I will learn how to get arm breasts in and out. I will be able to dismantle it and put it back together like you do with the military. Know the weapons. You can't just use it you have to be able to repair it too, right? breathe it, hold it in, have smart... ...piles, what's it called? Pile pile? Pile pile, curve?

Pile? Pile, it's actually a pile, you get it? when you're supposed to have a pile in it but you're not supposed to have a weapon for a basket. No, the spear is supposed to be a basket. The spear, yes, because you're supposed to have an arm breast. You're not supposed to have a regular weapon. No, you're supposed to have, of course, I think you need to have a weapon for the arm breast.

No, I'm not talking about the spear. That's what bothers me the most with Ringnes Herre movies. With Bolter, I think. With Sibolter and Armbrest, right? Yes, actually. More Sybolterd and Albrecht, right? Yes, maybe. I'm most concerned with Ringnes Herre. And all movies where Pile and Bue are used, are a lot of Piles that are shot. And a lot of Piles that are taken up in a leek and back in the basket.

There are too many Piles that Legolas fires off without him going empty for Piles. And they have never explained this. This is never... It would have been enough with one scene that Legolas would have said I only got ten arrows to shoot with. You can take my axe when you're done with the arrows. That's enough.

Have you seen that I agree that he has other problems other than what he knows when he goes into war? Totally. And there's a lot of things to pick up. Have you seen the Extended World version? There are two scenes where they talk about game logic. Hahaha! Totally. And don't get me started on this. I have Game of Thrones. I had several of those. And the funniest thing was when they were... Because you have these dragons, and one of them gets killed in this ice area with the white walkers and some other people.

I don't remember. It was the human kingdom. The dragon gets shot down, falls down through the ice, down a core or something. Ice core. And then the fight is over, and you see White Walkers. They have a plan. They will raise the dragon and revive it, and get it on their team. And then, in a short time, they have a very good rig to lift the drag up from the water. Do you think that's heavy? Or do you think that's a big project? So then you have to have a kind of supply team with a lot of chain and that they have...

It's not just... Could it be the same as they used to swing the balls over the walls when they were in war? That it's the same rig? That they have the same rig. That they have the same rig. And remember, Game of Thrones, between each scene it can take several years. Yes, maybe that's...

At least several months. And White Walkers, I don't think they need much rest. So I think they can build pretty quickly. Yes, but there were several times. Because one thing is... I understand your problem, but I don't think it's as problematic

as the pill problem. I'm very pleased that you're against it. It makes the conversation better. We're not done with this. If only White Walkers had been as up-and-down as as humans, this wouldn't have been a problem for me.

But the problem lies in how stupid they are. This is a devil, this is White Walkers. Everyone, apart from the king and a couple in his court, is just a total... We just weigh ourselves over there, and are completely stupid. They don't have the cognitive skills to take over orders and orchestrate a whole operation. But that's exactly what they have. They only need four or five who have the brain cells, while the rest are operative soldiers who just take over small orders and just do what they're told. Go there, build it, do it.

It's like... He's the guy without a tooth in the cup in Lauritsen. Morten. He's also a machine, in a way, saying all the time, I'm so stupid, I'm so stupid. He's not as stupid as he should be. But he's still like, Tobechi, do it.

And don't complain, just do it. Like White Walkers, a hub with mortars. Yes, that's me. They are machines, but most people, on the other hand, if you had to have slaves, there are a lot of Game of Thrones, if not, then people would start complaining about tariffs, and they would have free time and holidays and all. No, it would have chosen to call the eternal zombie paradox. The eternal zombie paradox.

As you see in almost all movies about zombies, it is that anatomically it doesn't apply to the grip. There is no logic in anatomically... Because when you are a zombie and you don't have muscles on your legs, maybe a little bit of muscle on one of your legs, it's to keep your muscles open, not the muscles that are hanging together. How can you move in that way? You can't do that just on the silhouette. And when you are going to lift a bar, you need to have some muscles in the bottom. You need to have some basic muscles there. Yes, it becomes like ghosts.

Yes. And then... I understand that problem. It's the same problem as with ghosts. I have to repeat what Rignes said. They float through people. Hate it. But then they can suddenly decide to stab someone.

I hate it. Can they turn off and on the ability to touch things? No, that's not my point. It's a quick fix from the interpreter. I just read... You know that Dries Herder has a lot of books. But the book called Book One, I've read it when I was a kid. Don't read... Come so slowly to this... This is at the end of the movies.

That they meet this old ghost king. You don't have any power here Aragorn. I don't? What about this sword? Smeared back from my Alva sword? Okay, that's fine. You have power. But it's so... The left wing is working on the interpretation, isn't it?

Yes, I agree. Especially... It's a quick fix. Because when the ghosts come and dive in from one front line, or one side, then they wouldn't have needed more. They wouldn't have needed those knights from Rohan. But Rohan doesn't need it anymore. You wouldn't need the rags from Rohan. But Rohan doesn't know about this. No, I know. But it takes a little...

What should I say? The glory out of it. Yes. The fight they are fighting becomes less important. And if I had been that... What's the name of that boss again? Aragorn? Yes, Aragorn. Then I would send one of those ghosts to... Because they can open-part walk through things, they can just walk right through your skin. To the Rohan-ruttars and just do it. You don't have to sacrifice anything.

We can keep going here. We will keep going for half an hour. None of us will die, because we are already dead. This is a complete failure, and you don't have to sacrifice anything, no animal or human being will have to die here now. I totally agree. Yes, the great leader, the finished king, Aragorn, would of course have done that. He sacrificed a lot of people, because he didn't come to that. But is Arag Aragon On?

That's what you start to think. Okay, sorry. You are a guy who can probably destroy a movie for your girlfriend. Yes. I have done it several times. Have you seen Cinema Paradiso? No, I haven't seen it. It's a fantastic movie. But I can't use it as an example. It's probably a bit too small for many. It shouldn't be too small for many. It's a fantastic film. But I can't use it as an example. It's a bit too small for many. It shouldn't be too small for many. It's a fantastic film.

It has one of the most beautiful scenes in the movie. I'm not going to say anything about it, because I'm going to write it down. But if you read the scene, invite me next time, because I can destroy it pretty well. I had a fight with my neighbor, who almost could have been killed by the film. Because I saw something that I thought was a little annoying. I had to say it. The same with La Vexley, which is a silly film. I get so provoked by the shower with the signs on the door.

That she kisses him afterwards. It annoys me every Christmas. But we have to watch it every Christmas, because that's how we want it. And then I've just started to pick on everything that's wrong in that movie. It's not a good mood, but my goal is to make it so bad to watch that movie, that we don't watch it anymore. I also have a lot of problems with logical shortcomings in movies and series. I struggle with it. I keep my mouth shut, but I struggle a lot with it. I really want to boycott it, once it's done. Because I know the filmmakers and the producers, but they don't want to do anything, because they're underestimating us. And they have the right to do so,

because most people don't watch it. Don't think about it. We're moving on. Do you have something in your heart? Yes, I had something in my heart, but now he's coming. Chomsky Chomly. Do you think he's happy that he's called something so similar to Chomsky? I didn't think it was so similar to Chomsky before you said it. It's very similar to Chomsky. When you say, God, Chomsky. It's very similar to Chomsky. When you say that Gunnar is Chomsky...

Yes, yes, yes. I think he is satisfied with that. I think he has maybe three times in his life laughed and said like this I am Norwegian. I am in the right place. How fantastic it is to hear Chomsky tell about this sex-city.

When I hear it... When I hear it like that take a new view of it. It seems exciting, but I could never do it. I have too much faith in it. And if I had taken my partner with me, I would have been so pissed off. I would have been sweating in my hands. And then get banned and shaloua would be. Oh damn no. I get sweaty hands thinking about it. If I had done that, I would have brought the lady. And we would never have done anything special.

We would just be tourists. We would have seen a pig show. Really have on the tanks and cars. Like a kind of museum. I think I would have taken that. Would your colleagues take that? You open up a kind a Pandora's box or something, you don't know what...

Suddenly it's what she wants for the rest of her life. And then you find out that there's nothing for you. Yes, but then we grew up together. But you still want to be with her. You want the oldest date of life where she has been living in a, and you want to go down to the room and watch the preppy. And you won't think, oh shit, someone should have an old mattress. It's the worst part, when I'm working with the preppy in the room and she's at a sex party. And the young one is away every week. And you know, the week you have the young a baby, you have fun.

That's the most important thing. The most violent group sex. All holes should be closed. You say that, Ola. You say that. I can't do that. I can't find it. But what should you say, Somlija? I had even built up an argument against ultra processed food. Because it was some years ago, I saw that you had gotten pregnant on Instagram, and got something for you.

And then I thought, now Fladset has gone crazy. Now he has gone crazy. But Gunnar did this, and it's very nice for me. So I don't have to do it in many ways. We talked a little about it. I will finish it later. I feel that... I realize that the whole concept of sugar-free soda and all these lightweight industrial products, which are often dry goods, and just a sause with a lot of shit. I think that it is not optimal to precise's not optimal, that's a problem. I think we... It's not completely lucky, I think. And that's why ultra-processing can work, because you have to...

It's the opposite of just eating all the raw materials. It's something wonderful. Meat and carrots, potatoes, broccoli, tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk. We're sitting here in the middle of the day, you've had a beer, drunk some wine, and you are like, it's not good for you. A bag of sausage. It's not good for you. No, but I... I totally agree that natural raw food will always sound best, and always be best for you, and you will have better food, and you will get faster food.

But I have a mother-in-law who has researched this a lot, I am connected to the child's feds. And now she has to... I am very interested in hearing everything that has to do with this. I am not an echo camera, and I have to close the doors. Now she has to come in and arrest me if I say something wrong, but what we find quite clearly is ultra processed, linked to the liver. It is more or less proven that ultra processed food is closer to higher calorie density, so that can lead to serious diseases, because you eat more of it without getting fat. That's the big problem with processed food. But there is no evidence that it was carcinogenic or something like that. And different additives. That it is harmful.

There is bad evidence. The extreme consequences. It is not a clear proof. That's why I have one idea. That's not the main fight for me. So I get very provoked when I watch this pretty fun series with him, Briten, who travels to Amazonas and interviews fighting kids in boat and bird dress, and only eats chips and they drive around with a sleigh boat with lots of goods.

Is that where he is, the friend of the little boy who is a swinger? Have you seen him? If he is a swinger, then it is not a child with a problem. But he will go and eat ultra-protein food for months, and then see what happens to his body. But he only eats pizza and burgers and the unhealthy things he doesn't eat. The healthy ultra processed. Like fish and other things from... For example, he could eat things with lower calories, with higher nutritional content.

Or better nutritional content. Or better nutritional content. Because if he had sat at home and made his own burger, his own pizza every day for three months, then it would have gotten the same result, I would say. He wouldn't have been anything less. And so, ultra-produced. I think that when it comes to my children, I try to make some clean rye, because I want them to eat new food.

But first and foremost, they just have to get it now, because they don't eat anything. That's an idea. I went hard to make a living on the stage, I think I made a living on the rock myself. Do you think I made a living on the rock? I can't make a shit. I buy it. It's a fucking shit. The yellow shit. He loves it too. And what annoys me more than the substances in this living on the rock are the farmers who make it.

How they have just removed some of the good stuff gradually and then they have equipped it with a substance. I don't know what it's called, but it's a genius, an incredibly smart substance, which then gets the water to coagulate and become a lot. It's like potato flour. Yes, it's just...

My grandmother made egg rolls with potato flour to make less egg. The war has probably taught her. Yes, yes. I think that was good, but that's what they do. They water the products. It's cheaper. One thing is human food, but when you're going to start buying the food at the grocery store, the sausage with what you think. Is it a sausage with meat? It's not.

If you look at the internal budget, have to put the most of it first. What is the most? It's the water of course. Because the sausage has a bit of meat in it, maybe a bit of meat essence. And then there is water and the fantastic substance that makes the water stiff. If you boil it again, it will just be water. But do you care as much about the meat as you care about your son when you buy food? Or do you check the nearest place? Don't play dumb, Harola, of course I don't.

You like a dog, but when it comes to a piece, you're not close to it. You don't buy ecological vegetables for your dog? That's for Sophie's Choice and Snella's reaction. I would have tortured Snella before and after married. But I still love Snella. I heard what happened. I want to talk about this in an episode that is coming, that I have already played in. I see it with Vegard Tryggeseyd. But I'll be quick. It was an old man. Snella ran around and everything was fine. Theodore was right next to me and there were other young people around.

And then I went to his dog and everything was fine. But then suddenly it started to rattle. And he was just standing there screaming to my dog. And trampling and trying to scare her and scaring her away. Because she was going to walk away. And I was, what? And I had to try to hold on. I looked at the stars and said, what the fuck? What were you doing here? And I was ready to... I'm not as fond of Stella as I am of my son.

But she's a kind of daughter to me, Ola. You have to understand this. She's a kind of daughter to me. I love Stella, Ola. Yes, yes. Not everything on earth, but I love Stella. I can understand that. She has been my little girl since she was a few weeks old. Did you have her before you got married?

Yes. So this is your product? And here is an old, angry a big belly and a big brother. It's almost like he's beating him. Oh, okay. And then there's a fight and he's like, I'm going to decide who's going to be the one to get beaten up. And I say to him, you're a little crazy, you're completely psycho. And then I could go on and choose to go for a closer, which I have used before.

But it wasn't as good as a spitz. When I say, as a final comment, because he has his tongue tied and pulls it back, right? Then I say, I'm sure that the spitz hates you. And then it becomes silent. And I notice that he's totally... He's totally done. Because it's so true. He can never look at the bichette in the same way again. When he comes home and has the truth. The worst is that I'm pulling this. I'm probably saying that the bichettes are haters.

The worst is that I get so backing. Oda says it's sexy. And I'm like, oh, this is sexy. And he just admires it very well. I saw him, he was like, this is sexy. And his mother was like, very good. I saw him, and I saw his dog sleeping behind me. I said, bye. I got out of it, and I didn't get a hero status. But it's nice to get that hero status. Really nice. I am not a bitter guy. I can be quite strict with many people, but I like almost everyone. And then I can be like, why are you doing this? F***, you are so stupid. Come here now.

And then I am very rarely irritated, but there is one thing that I get bitter for every time. And that is a hero status, but I feel I haven't got it. I haven't got the scruity I deserve. And now we are going to a famous Christmas table in Regie & Standup Norway, where Ørjan Bure goes around goes around and whips on many ladies. It was whips and holding on and completely harmless. And then the girlfriend comes to a friend of ours and says that he took me now and it was very uncomfortable. And then she clicks on me and I go and carry the earring out of the house. And did you?

Yes. And he lies down and it's a funny little sequence there. Now we're in on it, so let's take it a little more in detail. We're not going to mention a name, but one of the lovers says that the ears have been taken on. Have you been told that he has taken on more? Have you been told that he has taken on more? Have you been told by more? There is a rumor there. Are you some kind of secretary who sits and... No, but there is a rumor about a very bad relationship. And Sigrid has mentioned it.

And then this girlfriend comes and says, No, I'm a little drunk, I think it's uncomfortable. The girl is having a hard time. And then I click on, I think it's uncomfortable. The girl is a bit of a pain. And then I don't like it. Now it's enough. And I have a pretty good relationship with Ørjan. I have been on many trips with him. He has always behaved a bit like... As I say, I can judge many people, but it's not a joke.

They can control their own way of how they want to handle their conditions and so on. They have to do that. But like me, I didn't experience any unpleasant things. And it was mostly girls who got to drive, of course. And where are you and where is he? He is in a fight with André Gjermann, I think. Yes, André almost made it to the pre-sale. Yes, it seems that he wants to beat him down.

I mean, I remember something, but I remember something wrong. And I take the roof off his ear. First I break the fight, because I think we don't need to beat him. And then I take his ear and carry him out. How? Carry him like a fireman. Carry him over his shoulder. He comes out, turns himself out of the grip.

You are not weak, but you are not the Hulk either. He doesn't want to be carried, but you can still put him over your shoulder. And actually keep him in place. I can do that. He will explode. He will explode. I think it's a bit bad to tell this to the ears. But it's not the ears that we criticize.

Because he had an incredibly bad night. It was a bad night. He had a bad night. He had drank too much, of course. This is Eurian's Ground Zero. That night. Yes. And I can also be biased to say that the punishment has been too strict. But he does a lot of stupid things.

He has to change. He has to show change before he can adapt again. Of course. He hasn't done that. No, he hasn't done that. And there hasn't been a bagatelle he's been doing. There has been a lot that has been very bad. And there is no bagatelle to go out and hug the girlfriend of other comedians on a Christmas table either. But it is something we can do the next day and take it seriously, I think, instead of banging him. So I carry him out, he blows himself away. But he ends up taking a kind of reke dance outside the bar where he is lying and blowing.

He lies in a side bed and says things that I can't say here, because it's too private for him. And it's a shame? Yes, it's a shame. But I can't do that. And if I remember this, I would have drunk a good amount of it myself. But one thing I remember clearly is that Christen Torjusen is standing next to him and smiling and laughing. He has it very nice of him to appreciate this. He carries him away in a taxi. Or he drives him away in a taxi.

He puts him in a taxi and says to the taxi driver, You just take my card and drive me up. And he says, You are not going to pay anything for me! I will pay for my own taxi! It was so theatrical and fun that I was just staring at the screen. And then he goes... He's fired up. That's the last scene with Ramuro.

That's... In a way... That's Rottenikken's last case. It was like, fly you fool! But he never came back. And I go back to the party and get some recognition and applause. A little bit, yes. You can't get anything. But this is talked about in all podcasts.

In the time after. My name is not mentioned in any of them. And that is a bitter right that I have been drilling and finally I get it out. And now I notice that the bitter right is on a ski. Have a good bitter right. Let's get this over with. I support you 100%. I don't mind you not getting another chance. It's totally gross. Here is the man who... ... was a...

... and you have to know that he didn't want to be a man. It wasn't an easy run. It was a young man who was going to lie down. He didn't want to lie down. Wasn't it a really good video, by the way? Yes, it was really nice. But it could also happen that I actually destroyed that evening for someone, because they might have wanted to see him at the pig bank. Yes, but who has it? I know that many people love a real fight.

I have several acquaintances who, when they are not beaten up for a while, they start to shiver. But I personally, I think many of us, don't want to see that. It's much more valuable for everyone to end it that way. More valuable with a reke dance on the on the gold button on the ladder. People are fighting over death. It's a question of whether the court should give all Breivik's life in a grave, or should we take the process and treat him. People disagree. What do you mean by death?

I mean... Is it more worthy? No, not worthy. I mean that if Breivik had just been killed without the whole case, and that he gets the opportunity to have a defense and all that stuff, then everything will be lightened up, he will get... No, I just think it's more worthy. Then he will be a kind of hero. A martyr.

If he gets killed. Yes, then he wins. When he's in prison complaining and whining, no one listens to him. We've been through that now. He could become a martyr. I think he wanted to. I think he would have been more likely to, if he had been a guy who asked for a hamster.

It's a new story. Yes, and it's very good. I actually have a terrorist... The worst thing I know is that people say ABB and terrorists. I always say their names. He can't be Voldemort. That's what's so tight about the Harry Potter movies. Just say Voldemort. Come on. All the people who are going up and down, they say, don't mention his name.

I know it's a joke, but... Yes, but he gives more power than we... His name is... Now his name is in the popular news. Fjordolf? Yes, that was last time. Oh, he got a new name? Yes.

Do you want to hear it? Yes. Far is the first name. It's a bit like... Far Skaldgrimmer Rauhsholder of Nordic. No. Have he got this recognized? Far Skaldgrimmer.

Far Skaldgrimmer? Far Skaldgrimmer Rauhsholder. Rørsholder. Rørsholder of Nordic. It's Far Skaldgrimmer, Raudsjolder, Rørsjold. Rørsjold, from the Nordic. It's Far, Skaldgrimmer, I don't understand. No. Skaldgrimmer, probably. Rørsjold from the Nordic.

Everything has to go in itself if it's approved. It's not good enough. Shall we talk about what you have on the block? Yes, I'd like to hear that. Let's see, first I'm inside the block. It has a light rap, that Blocka thing. What kind of Blocka? He has a whole episode, it's not very good, but I've always said I've been on Blocka.

I feel that it's a very light song. It's yours and then he has a patta. I've been lazy and haven't done this for a long time. You haven't. I've slept. I've been lazy and haven't done this in a long time. You haven't. I've been sleeping. I've been sleeping at the post office and the girls have just gone to bed.

And then some others have asked me if I'm on the block. And that you haven't been given a minute of that. No, it's going quite well. I'll start. Yes. Let's see here. Yes, we were at the Chinese restaurant yesterday, and this is how it is. I just think it's true, and I think it's just charming and nice, but I also think it's fun. And the waiter was beautiful, fantastic guy.

We bonded like hell, so that's not it. But he was going to give me the code to the dance, and said, 22RR. And then I said 22 RR. And then I said, what was it? 22? Yes. RR. 11. Yes, I think you took it. And I couldn't understand what you meant. I really wanted to understand what you meant. I had to have the last number. 22 RR. Is it just one number? What is RR?

But did you change the L with R? RR's RR. Is it just one number? What is RR? But do they change L with R? RR. RR. RR. 11. 22? 11. 11.

11. And then RR. And then I just understood and said, Elve, El... R. And then I said, Elve. And then he answered me as if he couldn't understand that I was very irresist. He has never received any resistance. No one has ever sat down with him and said... I took him with me once.

Yes, you did. He hasn't received any resistance. He is very satisfied with how he says 11. And I enjoyed that so much when I was on my way to the bathroom, and the boy was pissing. Because in his head he says 11 perfectly. But I have never heard anyone say a number so wrong. I probably said it more clearly than him now.

R. R. 22 R. So I noted that. You noted that, but it's a funny little situation. I didn't get that. I have also written on the block. R.V. R.V. Written down here.

For or against EU. I have written. written down here, for or against EU? What I wrote. As a kind of introduction to a discussion. Quickly, what are you, what does it say? I have always been against EU. Now I am for. But mostly for a EU vote. I think it's a bit crazy that many of those in government

have not been able to vote for whether they should be against or for EU. But I think at the same time that if we are going to have it, then all the countries in Europe should have it. Because I don't want to be part of a community where most countries think this has worked pretty bad. Because at the beginning I think that it was a good idea. But I believe that the population is so much different. And that the higher-ups in Germany, France and around Europe can also come from the irritation that Germany has paid the Greeks, for example, when they went out. So I don't really believe that all the people should meet and just be a pair and hold hands and have a great time together.

So I don't believe in the concept, but the way the world is now, I hope more for. Because we can't stand outside, we can't allow to be the only ones on the top. We have to start anew and get some promises. It's not that Trump is more than this period. And things normalize more. But now we have to start anew. And the EU sounds like something we're starting now. Okay, but then we enter a European cooperation. And then we become less independent of the USA.

I completely agree with that situation now. So you are also for it? I have been very against it, and until now, I have been against it. Yes, it's the same here. But I don't know if it's emotional or rational. So I think it should be a real EU agreement, so that we can actually get into it. I agree. I agree. It is a reason why England said it was good.

And it's fun that I'm against the EU, but when England would go out of the EU, I thought, damn, there are some actions. There are some higher radical actions, grueling with people who want to leave the EU. But I don't want to admit it myself. I don't want to... And here is the vote, more people and information, more debate, more discussion, good, because I can trust you too.

I can trust the consequences, that's what you want to say to us. I understand the argument, that a lot of things will be controlled, central control, that we lose control lose control over anything. But we do that now anyway. On the outside.

Yes, we did. We can rely on it to spend more time on it. We absolutely can rely on spending more time on it. There was one thing, I have one more that I saw here that is nice. This one I like. For some reason, you fear more a man who is easy to hold than a man who walks normally in dodgy lines. You know? A man who has a limp. You fear more in a kind of scary neighborhood. Yes. Than a regular guy.

That shows that this is a man who is not afraid to take a fight. It is quite a character. It is a trait that is just... I know often, maybe because I've seen that movie. I don't know if he stopped, but he is in The Wire. He also painted in The Wire. He stopped. Did he stop? he is not.

Or is he just lazy and has a pair of glasses and sneaks around? I don't know. But a limp is often scary. Yes, that's it. And there is some paradox in that. Because it is actually a weaker person who walks there, but anyway it becomes more scary. It's like the guy with the glasses, always scarier than with two eyes. It's something like that. And for a guy with glasses, he has already taken the step that you are not willing to take,

and therefore willing to give more. And if he also has a bomber jacket or long coat. If you put him down with a slightly creepy type at the beginning, and then he puts his hands on the table. Then I would be less afraid of two healthy, normal hands on the table, than if one of his hands was like this. Three hands. You see?

He had one hand less. But I'm afraid he doubles as much. It's good that he missed it in a Christmas tree-saga-luck. But no, totally agree. He's a double as well. Yes, it's possible that he missed out on a Christmas tree-sag-luck. But no, totally agree. That he's like that old man in Home Alone. A little boy. Who thinks he's the most horrible, but who's the world's kindest.

Do you have any clothes that you immediately react to with a sense of shame or a feeling? Did you ever see any non-conformist clothes? No, I didn't. But I just thought of the guy who walks by. I have a bomber jacket. It's hard to say. Bomber jacket. I have several. I have several clothes that I wear. It's the first thing I thought of, and I don't necessarily think of a reggae type, but an non reggae artist who doesn't have a hair that defends it either. You know, like a little bit of a posited bow that hangs down, you know what I mean? I understand what you mean. I have an incredibly, incredibly problematic one.

But what do you think about that person? Who is a kind of fish, a kind of fish of a kind. When I think about it, I think that it's possible to take that away from your head. Now we are into something exciting. And this is with Claire, because you are also together with a girlfriend. How long have you been together? It's been a long time. It's been a long time. I've also been in contact with my friend.

You don't count? You have to know how long you've been in contact. Or have you been in contact from time to time for several years? No, we haven't. Do you remember which year you met? Yes, I do. I think it was in 2016. Yes, but it's a nice year.

The thing is that we've met people. Oh, but that's a nice year. The thing is that we went to folk school together. Oh, ok. So you were actually... You looked up one day and thought that one day we would... Yes, I was saying yes. Were you at folk school together? No. Were you with others at folk school?

Yes. Have you talked about that? Yes, and that was no problem. But I thought it was bullshit. I never tried. No. Yes, yes. I never got anywhere. I tried once. And it was the most pathetic. I never tried. No? Yes, yes. I never came up with anything. I tried it once and it was the most pathetic moment I've had.

Because I was fucking on the smoke screen after the show. And I was so angry and sad because I hadn't gotten anything to eat or drink that night. And the woman told it me that I cried and said, you can't be so rude, you'll be in my room. No! It's so sad. And she dictates, she's become the owner. She's become the owner of the story.

And she takes a lot of freedom into consideration. I'm going to share one too, Eivon. She is my future wife. We dated back and forth for a summer. Then it was over. I don't remember that I can't be with you. I thought that was weird, because we had very good chemistry. But then she's going to have it, and that's true.

And I sat there in the sofa and said, Why don't you just lie down a little? Be so kind. It's probably like that, be so kind. And I was like, oh my god, they've been reminded of that. That she's done it. And I said, why don shouldn't just lie together. Let's have this

break up sex that I have seen and is so popular. No, but I thought, we can just continue to lie to each other. As if I would manage that. No, that was completely pathetic. Pathetic moment in my life. It's not as bad as mine actually.

No, but it's more... It's more related. Yes, it's related. In every way. You've been with your girlfriend for a long time. I don't think my girlfriend will hear this. So I can record it and hear your girlfriend on this episode. Sometimes she does. If she knows I'm talking about her, she does.

She's in the background. It's a thing. Sometimes she does. If she knows I'm talking about her, she does. She's lying. It's also a standard bit I've had. And it's true, if I've done it, she can say, did it go well? Yes, it went well. Talk about me today. I like it so much. You have to talk about me.

Do you talk nice about her? No, no. And that's part of the thing. I throw both my son and my daughter. You have to do that. Do you talk nicely to each other? No, no, no. And that's part of the thing. I throw my son and my dog under the bus. You have to do that. There's no other way to do it. And if my son gets so...

As I've said a hundred times. If my son gets so fat that he's watching the show, watching the special and just... This is fun, dad! Fun and... Then I doubt him. Then you give him up. I don't think he'll be so... He'll probably be completely raw, my god.

But have... Go around with something, take someone's shirt or something, where it feels very nice, very nice, and you think, Oh my god, what have you got on you? I don't appreciate this. I'm actually very small. I think everything is fine. I don't really care about it. But I also think everything is fine. I don't have any style myself. So I can't come here and say, shit, you don't have any style.

Many people say that she's fine and all, but I know that she has other things that make her much more beautiful than she has. And I have the desire to say that. It hurts me that I will never have the opportunity or chance to say, take it off. Why not? But aren't you very close? I don't care that much, but you often ask me about this or that. And I have never used more than 2 milliseconds to answer. I agree. It's not good enough, because then I use too much time. I just know what I'm suggesting. I don't need to use too much time on it. This one! This one or that one!

And then I'm done with the case now. There's something you haven't said yet. Which complaints? Don't you like the girl? I can never mention it. Not here either? Which complaints do you hate? I can say just what kind of style.

I don't like business oriented style. She has, for example, got a kind of... Now it's getting a bit... A dress jacket, for example. It can sometimes be cool. But she has got a short dress jacket from her mother, which her mother puts on her. And then I thought, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, noweb, the short one, I totally agree. But give a long dress jacket to the lady. It could be more stylish. I'll throw you a tube top. A tube top.

But you'll never believe that. I see that in many people. I don't care if people go in tube tops and be stupid as a raccoon. But this is my wife. And she is going out there to show herself among people. But I admit that it is my taste. Many others will look at it and think, Oh, it's so great to be there.

And I hear that you get comments from other women. But I think, no, no, no. I don't think that much about women, but I often think, both men and women walking around, I hear that they are going to be screwed. I think in my opinion, it looks idiotic. Someone has dressed up, yes. What should I do?

I think it looks idiotic. I think that very often. But I am like that. Many of those who dress up in red, would think that I look like a child in a dress. Because I just walk in the same way. I have relatively light jeans, and you have a white t-shirt, and I have a black t-shirt.

I just have black and white t-shirts. But I have some of the most outdated I have, which I like to wear on me today. I have a very, very big wool sweater. A very big wool sweater. I saw you bring it in. And you only had that one now? Yes, but I have enough space to go with that one. I'm going to the concert later on. This is a big problem, because I can't have it at the concert. So I have to go to the gallery and say, can can hang your jeans on. You have to. I have also in winter gone for a turtle necked jeans.

I saw it automatically down your throat. Yes. And that is very nice for me, because I have always had a complex for double-deck. And I can't do a groshegg either, as I have said. But I promise myself, never go that far, Henrik. Never go that far to start with Turtleneck. You can't start with that. But it's very nice, because it's warm and nice. And I don't think I can get home on the double-deck now. Have I been fooled? Yes, maybe.

And then I said, okay, fine, you're allowed to go with Turtleneck. But you're never allowed to just go with it. You're not allowed to do that, and you're not allowed to use it in meetings. You're saying this to yourself? Yes, I'm saying this to myself. Yes, you're allowed to, but if you have a jacket on, and you use it from A to B, then you take it from A when you come in. Don't go and sit in a meeting sit in the dry or in meetings. No, that would be too stupid.

So I started to... Here I was at a party and it was a bit too cold. The door was open and people were peeing out and the kids were right next to me. So I went around and took myself in. Now I'm going to Turtleneck. Did you know that the party was going to be cold? No. Then it's a ballsy move to go to a party in Turtleneck. Because I think that's often warm.

I had no idea it would be so cold. I think it was a real art by accident. I have one Turtleneck that I like, but I get what Jan Tor Christophsen calls witch-dwarfs, which I think is very stylish. The little dolls come a bit too obvious in front of them. I can't go with that anymore. I don't think it's a thin one. Are they weekdays? No, I buy all my t-shirts from Carlings. I buy all my t-shirts from weekdays.

They are probably the same thing. They are nice. They are thick. They are good t-shirts. I had a long period with Cubus. You say that? From 4 to 11 years old? No, but they were decent and very good for three uses. And then they get ruined in the wash.

That's it. And they were in the wash for a long time. You mentioned that we're missing the younger ones, and now we're missing all the younger ones. Even though I could talk about this in the E-veter. I could absolutely do that. I've heard a lot of people talking about this. I have so much exciting stuff, but you are the one who is in charge of the show. Are you in? No, you. We have been on the air for a while. Do you have more?

Have you seen Adolescence? Two episodes. Every second of my wake time I wish to see a third. Okay, but then you have come far enough to talk about it, because this is something that should engage us. We are both parents of boys. This is a very nice presentation of how to be a young boy today. I get terrified. I can't do anything but watch my own son in that boy's position. I only see my own son when I watch that boy's adolescence and cry and I think it's just horrible. And it hurts me a little when I hear other podcasts and people talk about this show. Because they talk about this guy problem, Andrew Tate problem, as a man problem.

For those of you who haven't seen it, it's about... Cleaning up the program. Yes, it's about incel and guys that... It's a conflict between boys and girls and who should get to lie down and not... It's a big deal. That's it. And he says in an episode, I think, that I just came across something on the internet, where you saw that only 80% of girls like only 20% boys.

This is the classic instella, the chad,ads and the different classifications. Yes. And I think this series is also quite nice in episode 2. If you have seen it, you have to watch the podcast for an hour, so you don't smoke anything if you haven't seen it. In episode 2, I think it's quite nice. With all the pictures of how difficult it is for the boy, because it is clear that he is being bullied. Quite hard by the girls. And such an incredibly subtle way of bullying, which is also a whole thing in this episode. That the post-report just doesn't understand the thing.

Before he is reminded or informed that you are too old to understand this language. This is only about symbols. This blue heart means that. It freaks me out. That bullying is so hidden that it can only be done with symbols. Yes, I didn't know that either. But what I react to is when I hear other podcasts, I heard, among other things, Danne Tuten Piano, or I don't know if you've been there. Yes, I know it. I like it.

I also heard Var Daften Potten, or was it something else? Now I'm not going to... But Danne Tuten Piano mentioned it anyway. And along with my colleagues and friends who have talked about this, I don't take it inside that this is... and friends have talked about this, does not take over. This is not just a boy problem, it is a youth problem. And I think this scene is quite important with these images, with these emojis, because he in the film does not create a vacuum just among boys. It also creates with the reaction from the girls.

And he was in many ways bullied, and in that way his anger increased. And they said that you have to take the lever. And the lever is just insane. I think he meant that meant. But that happened. You shouldn't go so far into it. No. But it's not just a boy problem. No, it's not. Of course it's not.

We can't just say that we have to teach our boys to be nice, we have to teach our boys to not rape, we have to teach our boys to tolerate it. We also have to teach both the boys and the them, we have to teach our boys to tolerate it. We also have to teach both boys and girls that we shouldn't do this. But I think that what they are doing now, and you never get that, you never manage to stop it. They are down to the most primitive in us. It's about sex, meeting between men and women, reproduction, in a way. It's as basic a foundation as it gets. That's what's happening here now, and how to stop that thing.

And they only reflect society on the surface. Because this is not just between children in any way. This is... This applies for the whole population. And in a way... look at the statistics in Japan and everything. With frustrated... It's a kind of war between the women. It is.

Women's war. Men have often had power. They are with the brutes. They can rape. They are violent. They have a physical power as well. Women have found a way to push down men, which works very well. And when the man is pushed down, they react again with violence back. It's just thrown shit in both directions.

But we talk a lot about how we can solve the boys' problem. Not how we can solve the problem. But we don't solve only the boys' problem if we don't solve the girls' problem. We have to solve the problems of society. Do you have any idea how to solve it? Because it feels completely different. You are talking about early sexual education and so on. I can agree that it can be good, but it is solved a lot at home by discussing these things, by discussing what you can meet on the internet,

and not least by avoiding that children get social media early. That's what we are very committed to at home. That's what I mean. I've been standing all the way with a lot of strength. I feel the problem is 100% there. Not 100% but that's where the problem is. There are too many blind parents out there who think that this is... This is solved by itself, along with the adolescent,

that the parents don't have a clue about what's going on in the life of their child. It's a happy family in many ways, but you have to be more in place on the internet. So I think a lot is solved there. And with a holding campaign, I don't know if it's solved, but parents wake up. One thing is, we've always had this cold, subtle freezing in the school yard and in the classroom and so on, or between the children, but what we've given them access to now is this unlimited communication through platforms and media, older people people don't understand at all. So it's like... Yes, it's...

I would most likely become a kind of instell if I had lived now. I was exposed until I was 19. I was called up once when I was in sixth grade by a girl who said ''Do you want to be on a date?'' ''Yes, I would like to.'' I was a bit once when I was in the sixth grade by a girl who said Do you want to go on a date? Yes, I would like to. I was a bit on the road. I ended up with this, I'm kidding. And I heard a lot of laughter in the background. I was like, my angry soul. It's going very well now.

But then it was a brutal luxury to get. We all have... MSN, people had a lot of followers on MSN, and heart to heart, and so on. Too few friends on MSN. No one who followed. MSN had something like that before, but it's different now. I think the problem is in the social media thing. There are too many young children who have it.

We have lost control of it. I have faith in BankID. Yes, I agree. That it has to be a stronger crew. And we are also a time of freedom. We are free, they are independent people, and they have to choose for themselves. We struggle a bit too much into this. We were supposed to come in and get the city.

That was easier before. Before there was a straight right back. A back side. A backhand. And then you got the hell out. You were supposed to come in. You weren't supposed to be out for several weeks. Two weeks of house arrest. And you were supposed to be out for weeks. You have two weeks of house arrest. And you're going to get beaten up every day.

It's good that you're like that, but we have to be able to say it. We don't want this. It's over. You can't use it anymore. Now it's in sales. People are killing each other. This ends now! And we're the parents. I hear the parents saying, What are we going to do? Should we just take out the phone? Yes! Yes! So you're standing there with the heroin in your hand, and you say,

What are we going to do? Then you take away the heroin. We are not going to take anything from people. Those who have had it, they are finished. Yes, that's what I was thinking about. But my son is not three years old. I can easily see a future for him. He never gets access to it. Just wait until you get to school, because there are parents who have children, who are older siblings. They have gotten the mobile. Yes, but you can save one child here.

Yes. If you are standing on Titanic,, Titanic is on the way down, and someone says We have room for one adult and one child. Yes, but two other children here. Then you take one of the children. You do that. Or in that situation you might want to say One child can take my place too.

But then it would be a bad situation. But you saved the other kids. The other kids? Of course. I thought about it for a moment, I'm not going to have it. And then you have to think about... Men have to think about how we talk to women and women in the street. And we talk about women.

But the fucking women have to think about how they talk about men. We all have to work together. We all have to work together. We all have to work together. And that's what I remember a bit after I heard people talk about this show. Talk about both perspectives. Because you don't just need to talk about the boys' problem when there's a bunch of boys and girls angry at them. But this is talked a lot about, and that was one of the reasons why the Progressront Party did very well in the school elections, for example, because it's possible to just quickly pick up and buy that election. But I don't think it comes from populism and chynism,

but it's just that there's so much talk about the boy up there, in the way that the development has been. And that's important for people. And of course, it's not like when we are done with the girls, the girls problems, or when we are done with it, now you have it good enough. It's not like that. You have to think about it all the time. And you have to think about when you talk about

communication and you think about sleep violence, and most of the violence that is among friends, which is the most common after what I have understood, someone has to take the boy's perspective without being like, this is a war against the ladies, and take it a mile, and I know that many do, but in the public debate it's difficult to do without being like Huh? Do you think it's okay what they do? No, no, no.

But we have to understand their frustration and their lack. Why this has happened. We have to understand why. Ask without... A good introduction and a good... I have also said what is called FAU-me.U. meeting, or just a parent meeting. What is called F.I.U. meeting? Yes, when you sit, all the parents sit there, and then you talk about what to do here. And then you have like year after year, there are parent meetings around, and then there is someone who sits on the back of the car and says, no, the sister has a phone and we think it's a bit comfortable

that we have Harry sitting with the phone and it's a bit nice for us, they say in the middle of the line. I'm going to sit at this parent meeting, FAU meeting, with a self-defense bomb belt and a detonator. That's what I'm almost in a coma doing now. I just. I love it. I think it's so cool and so good. The bad thing is that we rarely meet both parents, because we have three children. One has to be at home and take care of the other children.

But it's nice to just let our mobile phone be on the phone and we can both go to meetings and say that we can call it that. We can call it that. Things have to get better. But I just look at the sun. This is going to be... Yes, now people just have to jump if they want. This is exciting. Yes, it is.

I don't know if it's exciting. I think I had fun with this before I had a child. I remember I heard it on a shelter, on a kind of a parent's pod or something. Do you remember? Dad's about a parent's pod. Do you remember? Dad's pod. Dad's pod?

Yes, it was. I heard many episodes without being close to the child. I had to get some insight and get something. It was a bit of a joke, of course. But... What can I say? I'm missing the pod. But you and I, we are people who can go a bit too far. We tried once.

We tried. We have actually been in a meeting with the Skjutspillet Forbundet to see if it was possible to gather comedians in a professional association. Because we think that is needed. And then you came into the cabin and everything went well for you, and then you just... You fell asleep. No, it was... We had met some people who were like that. You have to notice that even a core of people, and people we know, were like that. Yes, I understood a good idea, but... You find some ramen? Yes.

I was hungry. It's like... It's... I feel that it's difficult to deal with. Yes, it's difficult. Yes, and I'm still on it. I want a comedian to come together and have some demands, some guidelines. But you get met like, no, but this is a dog in dog world. It's impossible to come together. It will always be the one who has the best that gets it given and so on. Yes, but I have actually talked about it after we have done this many years ago.

So I talk to people in between about it. And it's the same thing that it's like... Yes, it's a bit like... You notice that this is going to be difficult. Because it's like that. Or obviously one for all, all for one. That it must either be collected or not. And you must at least have least some of the big shots.

In order to be called a kind of professional association, you have to have those who are essential and important in an environment in order to move forward. And it's a bit difficult when the essential and important ones deserve very well and are doing well. Yes, of course. But it's a society, or so. Yes, I think so. But those who earn a lot, they are constantly working against those who have less, getting more of their cake.

The solidarity goes down the more you earn. And there are some who manage to keep the solidarity. We are going to... towards the end here, we had a couple of questions. Let's see. Do you have soft shower hair? Oh, it depends on how broad it is. I always want to go for a hair. I can have a soft one, but with the effect of hair. And get a high pressure spray.

And I don't shower my feet. I don't go down to my feet. That's what I want with a hair brush. You do that? I never ask for feet. You don't have that. You do. I never asked for that, I did. You don't go down with a shower and then shower with your feet. You let the soap wash you. I think the most beautiful picture I've ever got from a shower. It was Jonas Døme, who came here before I worked here on Christmas Eve.

I've confronted him with this. I've called him and asked him to be on the Radio Rock podcast. And he is oiling himself. He takes a circle around his throat with baby oil in the shower. And let the oil just go down over his body. And that's how he is, soft and nice. I think his skin is mega. Why? That the water just runs down?

The oil goes first and then you shower afterwards. Why don't you just take some? I've taken some of the hands and just smear it. I don't remember that. Just a little bit. I think it's just the beauty of coating the whole thing. Like a glaze that just runs down on the lovely cake man. Ketchup and shortbread or send up in the fox? I saw one, he started to look like a mark, send up in the fox.

Who is that? I think Martin Hornetveit, he's the one I saw, he's doing a lot of send up in the fox stuff. He's a juggler, jazz player. Is that it? I don't know what it is, but I see it all the time. That's why it's fun with the stickers and stuff. I saw pictures of it and then there were some... I don't know.

It's a joke. Yes, that's it. I catch it on the shorts or send it to the raven. I'll get it on the shorts. Because you have T-shirts, we have T-shirts. It's not okay to go to a concert tonight. Without a doubt send it to the raven. How bad is it?

People hate piravas. I've been with the ship for 5 minutes. I think it's a little bit of a mess. And of course, you have to add a lot of send piravas that are so fast. I think already...

And which send? Which sender? Is it a cute... If you want to get the video cute, then it's nothing. It's the most beautiful Amorovit cream. But do you want that... Dichon? Dichon? Dichon Sitter.

Or the yellow one from Frenchies. I think it's pretty good. I think it's not bad. The gray rough too. It might stick to your hair, the frizz and stuff. From Miele, is it called Miele? Miele. I think Miele has both the washing machine and the washing machine, and Miele also has a send-up producer.

Is it like Michelin, that runs both a restaurant and a restaurant? I think so. It was sent to Breva? Yes, without a file. But you have taken gastro... Have you taken the other way? Yes, Coloscopy. Colo and gastro.

Because that's worse. Yes, I have taken... I had Coloscopy with two beautiful women. I was lying on a heavy mattress, and the most beautiful woman was touching my ass. I was sterilized by two beautiful women. Did you? Yes, it was very strange. Fuck yes.

It's the shame of the irony. Yes, it is. But what did you do wrong? It was actually a lot. I also have a standard beat that I have taken gastro. It was good with flasso. Yes, because I had flasso gastro-medicine. It's fun. I would take it in the stomach 10 out of 10 times. Yes.

Except for gastro again. You wanted that? Yes, because you had it in the stomach or in the throat. In the stomach. In your throat. In your throat. But did you take it then? Because this, I'm not going to share too much, but that's what I am. Because I've been there. And then I was going to tie a hemorrhoid again.

Oh, damn. Tie it again? Yes, tie it again. They're going to block the blood. And they pull it out like this. They stretch it, put a stretch, it, and it will die by itself. And then it comes out like a little bleeding bag. They pull it out like a toy slime, and then they put a long band on it.

Like a balloon, when you fill it with a balloon. And then they pull it out and tie it. It's a balloon. The hemorrhoid is a balloon, but instead of tying the balloon with the top, you take a thread and tie it around the balloon to kill the hemorrhoid. Oh, damn. And I did that maybe... It was December 20th, two years ago. It's the worst Christmas I've ever had.

It was so horrible. I take all the blame for my life. I have to pee so much now, and so does one of the others. Do we have more to say? No, we have more to say. I have a lot on my mind. I could have been isolated for a long time. But I will keep on going, so you will be back. Yes, I will be back. That's damn nice. And thanks for coming here and sharing a good wine. I have been invited by myself, and that's me who is most often on the show.

It's annoying that you did it, because you have been on the show list, of course. I don't talk much. I love talking to you. Maybe we should go to the acting club sometime. Maybe. I have some exciting things to tell you, but I can't do that here. Maybe next time. After pizza.

Okay, you guys. Thanks for listening. Now it's almost Easter. I had that on my blog. We're talking about Easter. We're from a Christian tradition. Favorite time. I actually love the whole Easter story. Oh, wow! Next Easter! Easter special? That fits very well, because then I will be up to date with something.

Yes, very good. Easter, I will be away for a while, but don't worry, because I have recorded several podcasts that are in a bank that will be closed down in a period. But it's clear that they are recorded in the foreground. What is your favorite podcast that you have recorded in the foreground? Tryggeside. I have been into Tryggeside. I am always happy to be there. Jonas Jonas Bergland, I thought he was nice. He likes to listen to the podcast, and listen to this as well, if he doesn't fall. He gets so irritated by boring conversations. So I thought he might fall. And then he comments stories where he says,

listen to the podcast, it's a good ad for me. And then he says, now we're talking about food again, boring, boring, boring. I said, come to the podcast, prepare one thing, and that is the three most awesome things you have ever talked about. The idea that he should hear it and hear the most awesome things. It hurts me a bit, you should stop now. I have heard sporadically on your podcast during the last years, but now I have heard the last five. It's always when I have a podcast that I hear the last five to know what you're talking about. It hurts me that you didn't ask me about my three favorite conversations.

Do you have them on the block? We can take them. We won't talk about them, but we can take them. It's completely unnecessary to take them without talking about me, because it's a big topic. I want to hear the three topics. But then I can take the above order. We need to have a stick-word. A stick-word? I have to get it. The first one is everything, because I love to take the other party no matter what, so I can talk about absolutely everything.

It's almost a good, but okay. Number two, own health. Number three, deals in the comic environment. What you earn, what they earn, what people earn. It's also hard to talk about. Then we have to beep a lot. But it's so nice to talk about,

so we will do that after we have screwed up. Okay, you guys, thanks for listening. And we'll talk later. Modern media.