Fladseth - #237 - Vegar Tryggeseid

Episode Date: May 2, 2025

Showet hans «En krakk, en mikk, en mann - og et helvetes temperament» har premiere 26 april på Hamar!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Yes, currently with some new shows now, Vegard Trygges is here. Welcome back. Thank you. Since you were here, you were current with the book, what the hell is it called? The Norwegian History. The History of Norway. The year 10,000 BC to 2019, the difficult years. Yes, it was... Ironically, it came right before Covid-19. Then it became even more difficult for many.

Was it a big success? It went well, and went out on its own. If I had been on the company, I would have been on the bestseller list for... at least for the case. Do you say that? Yes. Damn, of course. Before we... I just have to take something from my own life. Yes.

And then we'll hear if you are tired of the same. But I have just got... I have... I have a... I get a hairspray out of my left eye by explaining. So when you hold it on your nose to explain, in connection with the flow and stuff. Pressure. So it sprays like a kind of clown's hairspray. Spray hair out of it. I relax in the hair channel, in the vent, in the light, so to speak. And also when I see the waves down here, I drive on it, only with my left eye.

It's so clear. It looks like a spray. Yes, but it doesn't sound so good to you. do you have any differences in your eye? I woke up with a burst of eye today, as it's called. A little red spot on that one eye, which I don't know what it came from. But I have a hard time with that one as well. You have a hard time with that one. But are you one of those who looks like a fool when you take electric bike?

I don't know. I have actually put away my years in the past. I was also a bit like that in the beginning. It's a damn nerd thing to keep on looking so damn stupid. But it's practical, I think. I have doubted it. I have never been on one. You have never been on one? Of course you haven't. But God knows you want to. Yes, absolutely. But if it hasn't been seen, then yes. But could you have done it abroad, for example, if you were like this, in Morocco, you are alone in Morocco. Yes, but I have the same shame, even though I know that no one will recognize me again. Yes, because that's not what it's about. You are a shameful person.

And I think that's the best property you can have. Especially in these times. Yes, I totally agree that many people should be more ashamed. There is someone who looks very angry on the old bike. But you don't see in who will be the one to say goodbye? I feel, and it's probably wrong, but I feel like I'm getting old. I feel like I'm getting caught up in this little iron horse, as I call it. It's probably going fast. My iron horse, because that's it.

I feel like Julius Caesar in a chariot, with a wind in his hair, crossing over to the square. But he looked stupid too. I think everyone's fan of the tone looks tight. Don't you think that's what they said that time too, when the chariot came? It wasn't just the prequel season, I think. It was the aden, it was like the roter.

The foreman. Yes, who sat and was dragged in a chariot. Or when the chariot came, it was also put down on... There were many who just lived their lives without trying the chariot. Yes, I didn't tried that. So you have doubted yourself and been sitting on the horseback, which you have done for thousands of years, since the horse was demonized. Yes, I'm glad I have doubted that.

What else do you think, because you have a lot ahead of you, what else do you doubt that you don't do well? Do you ever play Pokemon for example on Gameboy? As a child I did the normal things. The shame came. No, it's actually... You wrote to me that you are mentally physically in Oslo, but mentally in Berlin. I heard that you have a voice. Yes, I talked about this a lot. What is people's refugee town. If you want to escape from your children and family.

A happy place? No, not for me, because I like Berlin, I think it's a very good camp. They have the things I'm looking for, especially beer. And that the exhibition is not closed at 3 o'clock. There are so many who confuse me with you. You are looking for a line because they have beer and because the places outside are open to put. That's positive. But the city also has a great sadness, which I feel that I need a place to escape. So if I am going to leave everyone and leave my duties and responsibilities, then it has to be a sad setting around me. So it can't be a completely beautiful place.

Roma doesn't work as a refugee town. Yes, because it is too nice. But there are some sad Roma as well, don't you think? Yes, Roma is a little shitty city. I think you will find more shitty and sad cities than Berlin. Yes, but I would like to enjoy it a little. Bucharest, I think. Yes, maybe Budapest. No, it's actually very nice. I was there for a while.

It's going to be a bit sad to say yes. And Lars has Thailand, which... You find it sad to say yes. Or Blackburn. He has Blackburn as well. He also has Blackburn as a potential refugee. Is Blackburn a city? Yes, I'm thinking about it too, but it's actually... Is it? It is actually... Are you? Yes. Blackburn, yes.

When you think about it, it sounds like a hell of a city. Blackburn! But they probably have... Burnt black in the ground. They have two or three pubs, probably, with nice... They have good pubs over there. I think you have this Norwegian arrogance, that you look at Blackburn as a small, and modest city in Norway. Blackburn is of course a huge city. Bigger than any other city we have here in Norway.

I would say that Blackburn is a gigantic city. 200 000? That's a lot. I don't know. But what other things are you boycotting? I'm trying to think about it. I get a brain-tear. Tell me what you boycott. Fast food, McDonald's, Burger King, those types of things. I don't have any problem with that. You can cheer on that. I boycotted Red Bull and all. You are vegetarian? Yes.

So what the hell do you eat there? Beyond meat. Mcfish. Pesco? Venuts. Pesco Venuts. It's good to be pescetarian and just hammer the Mcfish on the burger. But I always do that when someone else wants it. and just hammer it on the back of the neck.

But I always do that when someone else wants to do it. To my defense. Don't say that you've found a smut hole there. I can eat fish, and then you eat the worst fish. From the chain that is least bearable. But I was just lazy. I was completely vegetarian before, and then I started eating fish. But it's not ethical consequence. What do you think when you get to a feeling that the fish is a lower standing creature. The fish is so...

So fragile. That we can just... We don't give a shit about that. In a way, yes. And... It's not as big as... That they don't sit in captivity all their lives, apart from the operated species. Which is what you do in meat production. Then you are not only killed by our food, but also you live in a terrible relationship with your death and so on. That is my idea, what I think,

when it comes to… Most of the fish you eat are fish. So fish that are in captivity, you have to try to... And animals that are in captivity, you have to control them. But it's so relativistic. If you have money, you have access to

animal welfare. It's something strange about that. But yes, I just do it. I'm not going to blame the vegetarian. Because it doesn't work anyway. I have respect for you. He's not going to blame the vegetarian. I knew he was. He's not like that. He can joke a lot.

I can joke a lot. Jim, however, Jim Swan, very opposite. He has seen several times in trains and he has a lot of skills. I have a lot of jokes about it. I have 20-30 in mine. But can I ask if you met a fish that you saw in your eyes and I just don't want to fight anymore. I have never fished actually, so I have never been close to a dead fish actually. No, but okay, other things. I have been out of shame before, so I didn't get a red bull, but now I can go down the street and get a red bull.

But I think it looks't it a bit cool? No, I don't do that. I dress up a lot. But I do it anyway. You have a... You think that here is a guy who is tired. And if you are tired, you can also draw conclusions that he is very active and has a lot to do. I can for God's sake, bite a couple of times when I really snap, but I don't walk down the street with it.

I feel ashamed of that, actually. And at least not these big bastards. No, you have to be the least. It probably a while, but I'm still on the lowest. It's so good that energy drink producers have made us believe, or made a lot of people believe that... Because before you only had the small ones, because you don't need them. There is a limit to how much caffeine you need. Just five cups in a small cup. Yes, but it's not like the more coffee you drink, the more awake you become. It just stops the fatigue feeling. You just need a certain amount of it.

So there we are, a stream of water that goes... It looks so stupid with the big things. Another thing I think is stupid is that once it starts to get a little better in the weather in early spring, many people walk around with ice. Now I'm not a big fan of ice in general, but it's like Apobos Søvjeflok. I get sad when I see it. I get very pessimistic about the world's roads when I see it. It's like, ok, then you should have an ice cream. Yes, that's right. That it's just like... Man is so incredibly manipulable.

Now I understand what you mean. Now I agree with you. I totally agree with you. Now we should have that. But it's not just ice cream, it's a lot of other things. Now it's time have that. But it's not just ice, it's a lot of other things. Now it's time for that. But I thought it was just that people went with the ice instead of sitting and eating ice. It's very like that. Young people, you go and eat ice. But I don't enjoy the food when I walk, no. Personally. I don't care. Have you seen it? The first time I saw it, it was over 10 years ago, maybe 10-15 years ago,

I saw a young man, a young boy, just a boy, he was jogging and reading Donald at the same time. And I was just like, I thought, this guy is going to be something big. He has a great capacity and he is a reader. I don't know, I just think he was so into the Donald story that he just had to take part in the jogging tour. And that he managed to get both of them, I think I witnessed that greatness, a potential in that boy, who I have never forgotten. Many of my favorite artists and musicians have ADHD, so they get it. They get it a lot. But I have seen it a couple of times earlier in the years, that it is possible to read at the same time. Have you seen it?

I have seen it. I don't think about it. It looks a bit hot, but I can't help it. And the same with snus. I can't walk with snus. I can't enjoy it when I walk. Music is fine, but... But I think it's a good quality. I understand what you mean. We live in a time when everything is very high. So being able to sit down and enjoy something instead of... Like my mom and dad, if dad is inside to help me fix the apartment, I make some coffee, and then I'm like, yes, it's done. And then I would just have the cup standing while I do things. Then he always... Then we sit down.

And that is part of the old school. Do you like your father? Or do you have good chemistry with him? Yes, very good. So it's not annoying to sit down? No, it's just surprising every time. But it comes from that they are a different generation. Before that, you sat down. These cups we have here now, these Ikea cups. They are dangerous. They go into the bottom there.

The Veltekopper is called that. I have made a Mac because of a cup like that. I have used these cups in my home at least. Yes, because they are thin in the bottom and what is it called? Lips? Yes, I don't know. These kea cups are screaming the effectiveness of the cup. Before you had thin porcelain cups with a bowl underneath, and you sat and you had fat. You did some exercises around it. Fat is not effective if you want speed.

How is that? There are two things you have to handle. Other things? We will move on to the show maybe? Yes. I am enjoying the things you have been doing. Eating on the bus? Eating on the bus, yes, but what... Pulse? Is that the only thing that is allowed on the bus?

Yes, I understand the thing. That it is made to be on the bus? Or what about that energy gel they have in the mar morning, is that okay for you? Or do you just sit down and do some… I can go with that. You have your own… you have a small plate, you squeeze the gel out of the plate, sit in… It's like the Sainz-Fernep song, where they eat chocolate with knives and fork.

You sit down. The regulation, you have to... You have to be shameless. You have to slide over and be shameless around you, or you have that little lip that many people have. You have to. But why don't you own those grills? Yes. The children's grills, as you call them?

I just have a lot of... I think shame is positive. It's a lot negative, but overall you go in plus. Or you go in plus as a society, if everyone had more shame. Several adults who get regulation. Before there were very few adults who went around with regulation. Almost never. Never seen it. Never. Have you done it? Lecter Syversen, and then you have Regges. But then you can have Invisseline, but then you have to be a little... It costs a lot more.

Yes, like when it's on the back. Morten has it. Yes, like that. Invisseline. They have a clear vision. That's true. Does Morten Ram still have it? No, no. I don't remember him. I'm bad at saying the rest. I have to get it.

There are people who are sitting in the country, and old and young, who don't know where Morten is. I can say that Morten is there. I work so much with him. But I couldn't say that. The overlap when listening to you is that you have several projects with Morten Ram. He is not part of the show, apart from that he owns the stage you are a part of. The new stage. So he doesn't have much to do with your show. And now you are opening yourself in a way this show than you have done before, when we are really getting to know Vegard Ryggesheid. The show is called One Crack, One Mic and A Hell of a Voice.

A Crack, A Mic, A Man and A Hell of a Voice. Yes, because of your rhyme. You are sitting on a bed of... I strip it completely down. I just found out what I wanted to talk about. And I realized that it was... That it gets annoying in society. So this became an unusual experience for many.

But this is me. Do you try to calm down the temperament, or do you want to have a rash on stage? It depends on the day. If I am in a good mood, I will just refer to that I would have been angry. Exactly. Because I feel something is wrong in... I've experienced it with your stand-up. I noticed that you were very happy before you went on stage. You could have just said, this is going well today. But earlier I had...

But don't you think people would miss you? People expect you to be a bit... They would be more honest. Yes, I'm completely honest. I don't think I've ever seen anyone do that. If you never get so happy about the process, you never get angry. I actually love the process. It's very interesting. So if you want to reach the premiere, and you have had such a good process,

that you don't have a chance to find that aggression, then you just have to show with a smile and a mouth that you would have been sour. I don't have to do that sometimes. In my youth, then. Or would I have gone completely crazy? Yes, it's crazy. I will do a part of it as well. I will analyze what the mind is and so on. Can we go through that? When the mind is one of the sources of power we have in us. It's as natural as love, maybe more.

Love was found by… no, romantic… Isn't that the cliché? That it was invented in the Renaissance? Yes, it is. Romantic love. Romantic love was invented in the Renaissance? Yes, love for love. Oh, I thought you had that before. But it's actually a bit like the Renaissance.

I just think it looks good. So, that's it. I don't have an out of the vent mind, no. But it's a lot bitter and angry inside me. And depression is called, they say it in sopranos, rage turned inward. Yes. So, yes.

It's a lot of anger. But how is it? Does it boil over? Or is it converted to more negative? It's often converted to negative, you know. Yes. What do you think? You should be angry at oneself, not at others.

I feel it's wrong with the new, they talk about the new, the higher-up youth of today. They try to find or blame people for external circumstances. But every time I have been turned down by a woman, I attack myself. Like, what's wrong with me? That's what I think about. Not that what's wrong with her, or I get angry at her. Isn't there a good mix of that and the optimal? Not just to protect yourself? If you're going to choose something, you have to blame yourself.

If you have to do something. According to the new right-wing voters, who are blaming the country. The Wolfgang W gang, as I call them. They are doing a lot of going back to the right, and not showering and all that. But now I have a new thing from the Engel. When they drive cars, they have stopped, or at least limited, they stop stopping for foot-engel. They think that for foot-engel they have gotten too much power, that they are

not always expected to be stopped. I look at Engelit, because as a foot hanger you are more flexible than a car, so it costs nothing for them to stop and wait a little. No, I thought, but it was rich in me that I thought it would have been a little fun sketch. Yes. Good statures, right? I thought it would have been a fun sketch. Yes, it's a good satire, isn't it? I almost thought so, but it's very... It's hard to make satires on them, because they do... It's like Donald Trump, someone who says it's a gift package for comedians, that he came on stage. But it's a bit to do with that.

Yes, I think it's a bit difficult. It's very, very... It's exhausting. But it's nice with foot pegs. I think it's nice. It's subtle and nice. What do you think if you go back to the hunter and hunter society? About 10,000 years ago, Maybe even more, 100 000 years. What do you think people were pissed off about then? And were they pissed off in the same way as today? Have you reflected anything around that?

If the fire didn't... If you used 7 hours to get the fire going. Yes, I think I was very tired. I think I was very full. I don't know. If you think about it, they had this so-called stone-halter diet. And they did the right things. I think they were really tough. But did they get enough food? Yes, it's always a bit hungry at the beginning. Yes, but do you think a bit hungry at the beginning.

Yes, but do you think they got so pissed off when they were hungry? They were not used to it. They were used to it. Or if you grew up in the upper reaches, you learn, you grow up in a hunting community, a hunting community that has been full of fruits and wild animals. So you have never experienced being very hungry, because your gang has always had food. And then comes a long period of drought. Then you can be a little bit disappointed.

But I think you could punish people and just get rid of people. If there was one who was very bad or annoying. Just get rid of them. Yes, it was very bad or annoying. So they just quit. Maybe you are less angry when you know you have the opportunity to eliminate people. Yes, because you think that you are just like you did with old people and the sick, those who don't get better. If you just say, sorry, this won't work.

They are being left behind. And the worst thing for a band like us is to be left behind. I like to be alone, but I like to have the opportunity to be in a band. Yes, but it happens that there is a new band as well. Yes, I'm good at it. You have to get new people all the time, because you lose people, people become more fed up and stop going out in the city. So it's been good to be able to keep up with people, so you can drink beer primarily. You are damn happy to drink beer? Yes, the urobeck is happy. Not physically, but maybe mentally.

And you are not so… I often see you with just normal… I call it luck. I'm not fond of fancy. You are not? You just want that simple… Most electrical you can get. Most thin squeaks you can get in your eyes. Must have a little taste. A little taste? A tiny little taste. You don't fuck with Brooklyn Lager and...

I think it's the tightest in the world. Hahaha! I can like a little Brooklyn Lager, but just one. Guinness is a dog now. Yes, I'm spitting it out. It's old. So it's not something new. New fancy stuff.

But you think that Guinness is so damn... That it's a brown, really strong soup, but it isn't. It's butter in the throat. Quite a bit of a trick. Butter in the throat. I heard the last one from Bohemian too. Bohemian? Bohemian Pub.

We were there to see a fight, you know. And then the news came that they had taped over the screen, closed it, because there were too many young girls who came to the bohemian to split the G. To film it? Yes, maybe that. And that is to drink. You have to feel that you have to feel forward to how much you can drink before the bag stops in the middle of the G, where it says Guinness on the glass. And it's one sip? On the first sip? Or can you take more?

You can actually learn up to how many mouthfuls you need. But it's often like this, you have to drink a little. It's not one little sip. So then you stop the crane, because young girls... And then you think like this, but the hell, young girls drink split G. They pay for it. They pay for it?

And... But no,, I think it was... But an exhibition, a sign of a good life is that there are quite a lot of women. Yes, really. So that's perfect. Anything else we should say about the show? Yes, it's about to be here. In Hamar. On Hamar? On Hamar. But it's a city. I've never seen We are in Hamar. On Hamar?

On Hamar. But it's a city. I've never seen it. In Hamar. For random reasons, but I'm looking forward to it so much. But we were actually together on Hamar. Tom Stive has become a kind of kingmaker over there. Yes, he has. He brought in, or not a kingmaker, but he brought in kings from Oslo to the festivities in Hamar, which is a very nice scene, surprisingly nice. Very good.

I've never heard of it. And then he wanted the solo show to come to Hamar, and then it only fit before the premieres I have in Oslo. So it will be a de facto premiere in Hamar. I hope to get there. Yes, April 26th. I can invite the Afterpost to come there. They have to come there to watch. Maybe watch. But at least get the Hamer Arbeiderblad. I'm thinking of sending it all the time. It's fun if it becomes the only one.

That it comes before we like the sale as Espen Bågesen for a letter of thanks to the sale. No, but it will be a bit of a violent pressure up there. Let's hope so. And then it's a bit like, yes, a bit of a game on who I am, but maybe people understand that. I hope that the production around... I don't have the production around. But that you have someone who can go a bit behind your back, or who has your back, I would say. They put in some annoying things on their way to the festival. So that you get this aggression, I have to say, that's what the audience wants to see.

I will do my best, but I can't have a good day. And I say that in Winstead Show. I would be very happy if you were already on your way out, there are some leads and shit on your way in on the stage. You have to hack your foot and you have to rip the leads and already there you get the warning. The guy who played Tony Soprano, he was very good to be angry. Before he was going to play a scene where he was angry, if he walked past the trailer of his day, and he sat there, you could hear that he melted and threw things in the wall in his trailer. To prime himself.

You are one of the most famous figures in Norway who has a lot of fans. Yes, the UNO Norwegian champion. who has the most famous I would say that it's like 10 teams, some just do it for fun, but then they get maybe 3-4 real ones. Yes, like that. And then there is me and then there is one who is named Christopher Ramboel, as you may know. And Nikodai Kleivan, they have two different teams. And I knew before I had the first quiz, I knew they were good at it. I knew they would come, and then I that someone I didn't know about would come. Is it the rest of the group we hear? Or Rambull and Kleven?

Plus one more team, because I hoped that someone foreign would come, who knew how to be very good at sopranos. So it happened, and they won the first sopranos quiz. Quite overwhelming. Did they come from the travel industry? There was a fellow from Oslo who wasn't in the band. His name was Daniel Syvøtsen. He worked as a social nomad or something. So nice to meet you.

Okay, but I have seen sopranos and I know a little bit about them. Give me one question. I have seen Sopranos and I know a little bit about it. Give me one question. Can I take the question? Yes, go ahead. That's so damn nice. I think that people know Sopranos at least. It's the family Sopranos, but also close to the MAFA company. The man in the house, Tony Soprano, or Anthony Soprano,

and you follow both uptours and downtours on the home track, and from the stripper club and their office. Badabing! It's something for everyone. It's a family drama, it's a psychological drama, it's also a mafia business for those who like it. And it's very, very funny. Many funny lines. And then you have this brilliant move that so many have tried to copy with... You meet Tony Soprano through the psychologist who gives you... Okay, hit me! Let's take... This is the first question from the previous quiz.

Which album did Christopher put on in the car in the scene, spoiler alert, where he and Tony drive away in season 6, part 2? The Pass, something so violent. What is it? The Departed soundtrack. Oh, is that it? And then part two of the question for those who are still not advanced. What does Christopher say to describe car stereo? Is it that high level?

And then something a little simpler. What is Carmelas maiden name? Is it simpler? Yes, this is one of the easiest questions. Carmel, soprano, she knows... I don't know, not Snow-Rig. What is it? Diangeles. Oh, okay, I could maybe.

I don't think you know any of them, if you don't. No, but try one. It's the easiest one. Okay, the easiest one. What was thrown at Tony in the episode Pine Barrens in season 3? What was thrown at Tony? On his back? The belt? The food?

The canola? The steak? Okay, I can't either. This is the real thing. What was Tony's garbage company? Oh shit, yes. You have to know that. What is the name of the soap company Tony? Oh shit, yes. That one you could. Yes, but it's been a long time. I look at the shape of course.

No, I don't know. Barone Sanitation. Congratulations that you know so much about it. It's very, very... It's fun for you. But yes, the strip club is called Bada Bing. It's actually there. How did you hear it?

I tried to go there last time I was in New York, but it was so difficult to get there. We talked about it in another interview, that Jim informed us that this building here during the war was a Nazi model. Here we are sitting now. They have now taken out some pictures from that time. And a little text information poster, where it says in German. You just understand it because it says the condom. It's a German condom and so on. Because they were dirty ladies.

Maybe they had gender disease in their younger life. You have to expect that from a prostitute. That there is a pig in there. But maybe we judge it too hard. Have you been to a strip club where you watch movies? I see the modern strip clubs, but I don't want to go there. But I like to see the Monday shift, 3-4 in the afternoon, a bit dark, New Jersey-like, just go in there and sit there and take a beer. Yes, sit there. I understand boys, I understand that. And not like those who come in there. Not like private lap dance. I don't want to take dollas or... Just sit. At Badabing you have to sit at a certain distance.

You sit in a round bar and then it's dance group in the middle. But would you have wished to sit there if you weren't a fan of Sopranos? That's what has made you dream about it? And every time I see it in the movies, those generic strip clubs. But if you had been a good sportsman, that wasn't your dream, you could have gone there. Next time I will do that. So I know that you can go around in movies and series that are being played and then you can... They are so good now, I think.

Yes, of course they are. But when I was at... No, I haven't been to strip clubs that much. There have been some through, but I have never liked or understood the concept. No, I have never been to a place like that, where you watch American movies and TV shows. No. I would like to. And not on a Monday or Tuesday.

We were actually in connection with a football trip for many years in Manchester, just to test it. It was a bit of a mood. And then I was actually on a really crazy show, it was more of a ping pong show in Thailand, because I met some locals there, who I became friends with, and that is very common for young people, young gangs and go with a little ironic distance, I think, on these ping-pong shows. And just for a little fun, really. Yes, there is a lot that can be done for fun, but also... Tell me a little about the best, rawest fun fact you know from Sopranos?

Like Beine Sins and such? A little funny thing. You have already started a bit. Yes, it was that he was angry. Yes, you have it. No, I can't so many... I haven't heard so much about what happens behind the scenes. No, let's go into the spout. Up over it.

We are going into the spout. Do you cut out things like that? No, I don't. I usually cut out things like that in the treatment. I cut out... Maybe the best post-op clip. But it takes a lot of time. Yes, but it's fun.

I remember Harald Eivar was a guest in the treatment, and he talked about the son who died. And he called Morten right after the recording and said that he didn't want it to come out. And then it was through the whole episode and the episode was out the next day. So I had to cut myself around there and then at one point I cut the rope to something that had been said about the situation with the son and then tied it together with something else that was taken up and then they sat and fit together. That's a bit different now.

You are the cut in the bond, so this is... But I have tried people who could do it. And Terry Hawkinson was a guest and he had an extremely long break between each setting. So I just cut off the pauses. And then there are friends of Therese Håkon who have heard the episode, and said, yes, he was good, he was in the beat,

but he was still very slow, but he was completely surprised, he was in the beat. You cut him in the right beat. We are going into the scenario, and we are going to the middle age scenario. Are you ready? Yes. You are being sent back to peak middle age, the year is 2050, around 100 years before the plague in Europe. You suddenly appear in the throne hall in a mighty castle to Gisp from the audience. With this long characteristic hair of yours.

But I had it then, maybe. Yes, your hair, I'm not going to put it back. No, it's because of the whisper. Yes, it's because you have jeans. You have regular jeans, it wasn't common at the time. It's wow. And a kind of... You have a turtleneck under a kind of wool jeans.

Yes. Unusual even today. No, I feel that from belt or from the waist up, if I go up in anatomy, you have a very middle-aged style. Yes. Yes, but like that. Yes, sleep and stuff like that. Those who know a good sleep, they who can sleep well understand that this is good. It wouldn't have been a shock. No, it wouldn't have been a shock. And of course you have a normal little wedding ring there. A smith would have been enough to put it on.

I have very small hook fasts on my wrist. Really? Yes, very flabby. That it just goes right, that the pick falls out from there. It's not a clear difference between. It's a struggle, yes. A lot of shame for it. A kind of snob. What? I don't want people to see it. I don't have it. I just thought it was fun.

Yes, but... And a guess from the one who gets it. The guards go to immediate arrest, but you get a chance to explain. Why did they arrest you at once? Because they just said, here is something you can get in there. It was like they did in those days, if there was something they were confused about, they arrested them. Yes, it wasn't like the doubts were going to come to the good and all that stuff. It was, they thought you, there was something fishy about you. You come in there and say, but the fuck, he's never seen him before.

With these blue pants and stuff. And what kind of shoes did you have today? Hair on the ground. Hair on the ground. Hair on the ground, and they say that too. Young man, hair is on the ground, but there is something with the blue pants that makes us have to take you in here. You get a chance to explain it to the king. What did they ask before? Before they changed? If they barbaded?

I don't know. I feel that everyone who could have a grey beard had a beard. And if you didn't have a beard, you were a bit... They took it, maybe. They cut their hair at least. Yes. They cut their beards. But you have what I call... Riders hair. It's when the knights comes in through the gates, after maybe a war,

he stands there with way, on the open bass. That's what I'm talking about. The king is sceptical, but he buys the promise that you are from the future, based on your remarkable clothing. You have to take an extra step and show that you understand. The king gives you two fortnights, 28 days to come up with a revolutionary invention to prove that you are actually from the future, if you are wrong you are hanged for breaking into the castle. You get access to all the castle facilities and resources, the weather, the alchemy station, the kitchen, the sledge and so on. What do you do? And what do you do? And what do you do? And what do you do? And what do you do? And what do you do? And what do you do? And what do you do? And what do you do? And what do you do? And what do you do? And what do you do? And what do you do? And what do you do? And what do you do? And what do you do? And what do you do? And what do you do? And what do you do? And what do you do? And what do you do? And what do you do? And what do you do? And what do you do? And what do you do? And what do you do? And what do you do? And what do you do? And what do you do? And what do you do? And what do you do? And what do you do? And what do you do? And what do you do? And what do you do? And what do you do? And what do you do? And what do you do? And what do you do? And what do you do? And what do you do? And what do you do? And what do you do? And what do you do? And what do you do? And what do you do? And what do you do? And what do you do? And what do you do? And what do you do? And what do you do? And what do you do? And what do you do? And what do you do? And what do you do? And what do you do? And what do you do? And what do you do? And what do you do? And what do you do? And what do you do? And what do you do? And what do you do? And what do you do? And what do you do? And what do you do? And what do you do? And what do you do? And long do you use panic?

You understand that it's not really... No, still panic, but I get down-stamped. So you use... You go down-stamped. You use it for days when you're in a dark room and you get confused. Do they have beer? Yes, but listen, did they have beer? Yes, they had, of course. But did they have good beer?

And could you make beer? Could you make good beer? Could you? No. What is a good beer? What is the place to make it? Havrøl? No.

No? You have VTL. VTL is not good. I know that. If you don't have any practical reasons, would you go deeper into the art or would you use the verb? Because, yes, some abstract painting. Cubism. But you were trying to see something Picasso and stuff. So I don't think they would have put that much effort in it, you know. Just painting faces in this way.

But then I have to make the painting on day one so that people can get used to it. Yes. That you just stand in a room and paint all day long, and see what's best for the 28th day. Or you show it all, because you're going to the catacombs in the cathedral to show what you've made. Would you show one picture, or everything you've made? We made one picture, that was cubistic. And then we could experiment with modern rhythms. Like making a drum set. But that can also be something from the old days, from the past.

Could you hit the table a little to show which country we are from? You had that reggaeton rhythm? Yes. Can we take that? Something else, or if you were to... It's a little bit like that. It's modern. They wouldn't have heard it. Is it modern?

More modern than they had. Maybe. Something else, but if you were to... You've probably taken the question from the other one? I've taken the question from the other one? This one? Yes. But if you had done that one and said, ok, this is very good, but do you have another type of drumming to show off?

No. Then you would choke on it? Just regular? I think so. Just regular? I thought it was enough. No, just enough. No, I think... What's next? Vaping machine? Yes. That's not possible.

No, if you think a bit more, if you think one step ahead of it, then you have the milling technology. Yes. If it's the weather, the wind and the water, and the wind and the water mill? Sunflowers, had they? Had they? Maybe it was the sunflowers. Sunflowers, yes. Maybe. It is easy to make.

It was a stick. But what is… They didn't have the clock. What characteristics do you draw from? What are you best at you are best at? If you sit in your room and you are a bit low-key, and you are like, oh my god, how do I manage this? Do you just have to try to figure out what you are best at?

I am best at operating within the digital, like data and such. But then you have to have the basis, like the data is. No, you don't have a chance. So if you start explaining that to them, they won't understand. They won't understand. What have you done? There are a lot of people who have answered this. What's the best?

What's the best? You have the belt animal, as you might say. Yes, he has made the belt. He went for that he would, after the arrival, tell about a people enemy of Ibsen. And he would also... But it's a bit like Cubism. That I introduce Cubism. Yes, but it was a two-part product. He was supposed to show the effects of hand washing at that time. And as a result, tell a folk-finder. But it takes time to establish the effects of hand washing.

He had a damn good thing around him. He was a real man. People have gone back to that episode to hear it. I don't remember exactly, but I remember it became very obvious. Fritz Ånes, he wasn't as good, but he didn't do anything bad either. He was going to make a training thing, a bench press and stuff. And then he would take a really thin stick and train up. First he would show himself. First he would say, okay, from the first moment in the speech, just take the thinnest of them all. Look at him, the star here.

Just look at him now, and give me 28 days with him. Then we'll see. And then he would come back with him and show you. What about squirting? Show them how to squirt. That's modern. There was one who also said twerking actually. Yes, I can see that.

But it's a bit like reggaeton rhythms. You just have to trust that this is from the future. Because you... These rhythms here, they are a bit outdated from my time, but yes. But do you just lock the drums here? Yes, a little, no, a cubism combined with the drums. Okay, so then you have been in Trondø hall for 28 days. What are you doing? I have put in a good rhythm song that easy rhythm. What do you say? How do you introduce the thing?

I say that I have learned drumming. I have learned drumming, I have learned the rhythm from the mid-to-old days. And then you show the king that in the future we do quite a lot outside of the tree. We have a little bit of that. But they didn't do it there. No, maybe they didn't. It was the Renaissance when they came. Yes, I don't know.

I think maybe it was common with trumpet-like and one that came in and said trut trut trut King! What comes to the king? Anti-humour. Anti-humour is fine. It establishes it. Establish it.

Establish it. And you come in and make fun of it and piss? Give me your best jokes and I will deliver it in a way that creates irony in the distance. To that joke. So good that you

deduce the Cubism Cubist art, and drum entrance. And I think you smoke that. Yes, but I want to. Which way would you rather be killed? Hmm... Seriously? There was one in Florida who chose to be shot with a kind of a rifle.

A kind of a Q-gun? No, that they just shoot and they are ordered to walk away and be shot. A kind of a rifle, a rack with a rifle. I have not done that. Yes, and then you have a little leaf on your heart. But if I am going to commit suicide sometime, I am not suicidal. Then I would have done it by starting with heroin. And then a life that has an extremely good first half year with heroin. Before you can live functionally at the same time.

And then when you think that, okay, now live functionally at the same time. And when you start to think that you are losing the effect, you are becoming dependent, your life is going down, you just take over. You are right, I thought the same thing. In Berlin. In Berlin, of course. In Berlin, yes. I have said it several times, that when I reach the end, I want to... I want to attach a sidecar on a spaceship, where I stay up,

out of the atmosphere, out of the orbit, out of the whole... what is it called? Out of the track. But do you have a helmet on you in the beginning? A helmet, yes. So you're not going't die at once. No, no, no. Listen, I have a helmet. It costs a lot, but I fasten a kind of sidecar, which then on the way, after a while I just disconnect the color of the room,

or something like that, and then I just float out into space. And that... I have two things. I have one button for injection with heroin, and one for blowing up your shit in the air. Isn't that nice? Very nice. Beautiful.

Beautiful, yes. If it's beautiful. And it's of course a pity for the boy that he doesn't get a penny in the arse. That I have used all the money on this, because it costs, it costs a lot of course. I think we are talking about tens of millions. Absolutely, more than that maybe. I mean, a hundred million. It's such a fine-tuned system, so they probably have to take a step on the other side as well. It's a balance. A balance, yes.

Maybe they can team up with something else. I think this, if this is to be carried, then there must be more people who can get involved. I mean, more people do the same. That I might make money on being the one who has the idea of this way of self-sufficiency. So more rich people choose to use this. So I am just one of many. Have you seen the self-assisted death aid capsules in Switzerland? No.

It reminds me of a small room station. You just sit in a little box. It looks quite futuristic. I think it is the most effective way, and most pain-free way to become a doctor. Are you pushing it? I'm pushing it a little. It takes a very short time. Because that's what I wonder about.

If you're going to take assisted suicide, or assisted... Because there's so much talk about it in the active death help debate. That you kill another person. But why can't you just push a button that we set aside? That's what they do. So then you take it, and then you do it yourself.

I don't think there's any debate, it's a no brainer. Yes, I totally agree. Who was against the Christians? Health staff, mostly. Why? They actually talked about this in Bærmål Beir last time, there were some things. They talked about that there are a lot of health staff who think it's a bit problematic. But yes, of course, if you... and numb and can't press a button, and can't

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No, I feel like I've talked about my show. Buy tickets. I hope I'll be in a bad period, just around May, when I have my show. Yes, totally agree. And on tour I love to go to Bergen and be there, so it's hard to get angry when I'm on Olle Bull. But yes, it's easy to see, it's exciting to see if I'm angry on the days I'm there. Can you have a self-defense bomb belt? That I'm killing myself?

Isn't it exciting? It's always... There's very little chance that you're so angry, but you can get so angry that you just blow yourself up. That it's a tiny, tiny possibility. Is it? And protect the audience in some way. Have a transparent glass. Like the president? Like the Pope. Pope's glass, yes.

I just have to mention it, because it happened here now on Sunday. We are here now on Monday. It was not yesterday, it was Saturday. Same thing. Me and my family are out and we have been to a kindergarten and played and drove over some shit. And then my son, my wife and I are there. And then my wife is just running around. She is a

very cozy little dog. Who is not completely nice. And then we go out from the gate, and she's not tied up or anything. She's also very selective on who she greets. If there's a real shit-bus, where she has bad vibes, she doesn't go there. But she goes to a nice little fur-dot of a white dog, and the other dog also greeted him. And suddenly the owner started to growl, and scare and scare my dog, because I should not greet his dog.

So he was very, very nice to me, and I love my my wife and she is like a daughter to me. And when something like this has happened before, and it's been a confrontation for a long time, but now it happens again. And I click, but there are a lot of children around, so I can't go and measure him. I want to see you click. What is the difference between when you click on the stage? Is it the same? No, it's much more credible. Because on stage I usually do it with a little smile and a little smile.

So the voice is not so loud? No, it's more credible. Because what I do is that I say, what the hell did you do here now? What did you do here now? It's the same as me, when I'm angry. But I'm very... I saw that it didn't work out. Because I think I can. The future is pretty good. And when one of them is fighting with my daughter,

then it gets on my nerves. But I can't... I can't get more aggressive, if it's not the kids around. But then it pops up, but I can't, I can probably be more aggressive if it wasn't for the child around. But then he starts saying, I decide who and when to greet my dog. It's I who decide that. And then he's completely crazy, psycho in his head. And then he continues, and I decide that. And then I choose to go for a closing line, which I have also chosen to go for earlier.

A similar confrontation I had in the cabin many years ago. It's nice to have a line like that. Which I think is what strikes me the most for a dog owner. And now I had formulated it even better than I had last time. So I say, after the break, I say, I'm sure your dog hates you. And that hit, so hard, he was completely disarmed and continued his journey over there. And then it's then, I'm afraid that it's gone too far far, but I got the full support. My wife told me that my grandfather was sexy and that she liked me very much. That I had to stand up for her.

And then there was another grandmother who also gave me her full support. She said that you were sexy. Yes, she said that I was sexy. Then we had a triangle. Then we delivered the kids to the kindergarten. And then we had the triangle all night long. Blue cross. It's nice on the kindergarten. Is it? Blue cross?

No, it's a ghost. No, but it's nice. I think you're starting to get tired, Vegard. No, I'm not. But I notice that you want to run away. No, I really don are starting to get tired, Vegard. No, I am not. But I feel like you want to quit. No, I don't want to, but I have a contract that is not going to be there for too long. So I think we just have to do it right. One crack, one mic, almost a year ago.

And then the playlists are on New Year's Eve, New Year's Eve in Oslo. Playlist on New Year's Eve, a bit on Cosmo, and then... Cosmo on a bit, so it's the same. Same building. Same, actually. And then I'm going to different cities in Norway. Everything concentrated around me as a journey. Concentrated around me. Concentrated around me.

And you are a bit selective about which cities you go to, I know. You are a bit picky about the cities. I like... Yes. You should like the city. Hamar is the first time I travel for me, but I liked the scene in Paskot, the last time I was there. I liked Tromsø, but just something else that I don't want to go. You don't like it here, have you tried it? Tromsø is a kingdom city. I would have liked it if I went there.

And then, the same with Thailand, I don't want to go there. Don't you have that? Why not? Is it a sunahamn? There is no reason for it. And my father in law, he refused. He is going to Japan. And I don't understand that. He has no reason. And I try to argue against it. It's a really cool country and a nice country.

You know what? I am very interested in Japan. Do it. I recommend it. Yes, I really want to. And I will do it. One, I would love to do it. One thing I don't know much about, that I will start to dive into, is what happened. Because you hear a lot about it. I actually think the Second World War and the Nazi war is exciting. But also other types of dictatorial regimes and such types of stories. But I can trust the fascist leadership that came to power around the Second World War.

And that became... Because you had a... In Japan? Yes, in Japan. You had a kingdom, right? And the government became super fascists. And they blew up Pearl Harbor and became part of Axis powers. I can trust that. Yes, and it's positive prejudices, but they seem to be people who can be fascist.

But they have gone completely crazy there. Both Germany and Japan have become very like this, what we have to, this is what we have to complain about. So violent, I mean, we complain, we complain. They have a very counterweight there. They are for public trash cans in Japan. Isn't that so? Because we don't need them. No, because it's not true.

I had to go around and hold on to plastic paper for 30 minutes. But in Oslo at least, or perhaps in Norway, there are a lot of trash cans. And this is going to be empty. And a lot of trash on the streets. Yes, and a lot of trash on the streets. In London, for example, very few. Very few trash cans. They also have to keep their packaging.

But they have a big syssel setting in that way. Street sweepers. We don't have setting in Norway, street sweepers. We don't have that in Norway. Maybe not there. But that will be the last word. Yes. It's really nice to have you here with Vegard. Thank you for having me.

It was nice. And to you at home, I wish you a really good day. Bye bye. Bye. Bye.