Fladseth - #285 - Alenepod

Episode Date: May 15, 2026

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before he got to school and repeated via a melding, clock one. Magnus? Hello, you, do you, to take the chilling out of the friscer? Uh, no, but... What with, Volt? You are not

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Yeah. Oh, no. I'm going to hear you. I sit here with a so-called Alene Pod. Caffecoppen in labben and microphone,

at me and chafel clart to just just babble in way for you who are a hemelette for now. I can understand that it was a little

clust with some guests and there. I think to hell hellmett, I should be taken to be a lenient on it then.

It is a little higley that. Will I have It's been, if it it was for this ewee sure, about the

algorithms and the litters tall, it, it's very very important as a pod, is that it

is a episode in evenly, always scut, I'll let it come every Friday in this

this time. And, yeah, it has in me on the croken, it has in me,

that we, have in my, and I sit there as a slave for there.

A simple, juggler that is nought to lire of content so that that

forbruker there out that I call it that I call you it now there are not, there's

not not, it is that we are all together we are we are we are

just a gang with for this here is there is the

reclame here here also now it it is it it has

been that's all it'll be to the end up I've got I've saw a

press conference with in the wauau in the new head of

yes Johannes Moskor he's he's he said he and he was signered

with a little pressconferance now to today when I spilling in it

is on it's on on and there was not there was not there was

not board they had there, for it was full of products. It was so helluptu, so many different type, it was Getray it had to blend us in there, it was, there were Telemark's van, what the there were there, there were, there were many

on the borg, on the borde, flasher, so yeah, little flasker. And it had it not done, if it didn't functioned on, on the broughone our. And then, I I'm trying so hard, so hard to understand how get rid and telemark's

van, sell it as much, because they are placed in on board. It can not be a lot of than underbevistetting our, which kick-ridden here, I can't understand what I can't understand. It can't have unduevistet,

unduevistet, it's going in here. There are no, who see here, who see here, who's, so, so,

so, so, so, so, okay, okay, uh, grattice,

Moskor and I got to have to get rid I'm I'm sure I'm for fad

it's so dey it's so dey it's there should have right to get

my I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm just I'm and so

it's so it so it went here what I do I'm

I have a little list with things here I'm I'm

not I'm not really really really really life

mid of day Deidly, I couldn't talk to self. Fee, Fah! What's got I with guests who are

me? It's so much based from them. And they can say and how it go with them and have you good on the day

and what do you and what they can do with? Oh, Feefah, so interesting. It's not much

that I can talk to that? No. That's what I actually will. It's, you know, I love to be

to talk to certainly. It's, it's a trist. direct-trist, how glad I are to talk to. It's a new stand-up show

on the day. It has done. I've done. I've slurbed with the first, but intensivered so small, premiere is,

if I can't have a whole now, 10th February, 20-27 on this so-called cosmopolit scene in Oslo

on Toslov, on Tosov, It's a big, so new at the doresau. And there will I ramble in on the scene and lira of me witses in a bong

witser are you not. It's not witser. It's stories and kuhn. And in in a sense still there's not a special red trough there. That's not that I'm

doing me. I'm, it sure, it's sire, you sam, on a wist, it's just, out of rave. There is no there. And it can

happen. I, in the last year, I find out that it, okay, hellsick. Here is a slacks' a sort of genomegone greya, so I can take a little more talk in and do no more. But here I sit there

now, so are it not a red, trough, and it is very comfortable with. But I may well have a title on this show, I must like well have a placate, so that I can begin to sell the billettes and get and bevised at around it.

What it's called it I don't know. But that it's no with balletack, it is 98% sicert,

that can I say, that it will be no with balletack. For a balletak is a word that has

followed me in many years. I like how it is in the munehull. Balletack. It's a

dey word to say. Titling Balletak on branch was up for a long. Very

brand-hett foreshlag to a title on show. It was the first-round also. Then it

was to the last law-culture. Ballotalk on the branching. I have not no

want to have no ball-tack on the business my, I am a man, I like not

no conflict or like not to be a cock type, actually. So it

passed it not. I like two. Two of my undlings- -off-

-tack and branch It clinging It's deil. And, Samen, it's also Dynamite, but it was for

mis-vising, I could not, how I can't not be able to go around to forsvere it, or nother, so branching

rake, desverre, but ballotack will, we'll see which one it will be, but no with

baletack. I have also ballotak, I have been taken balletak on, both, actually very

seldom to, fiendtly, but in a venskaplenely samuang, I have been baletaka. I have balledacka, I have also so gar, been anmelt for balletack.

That I have told them, many times. When I was on Old Irish, on Majorstua, with my many many

veneer on Yulebor, and in campens hete, for, and thought a fire was

a little more venscap than he was, that he was a deal of a gang there

but I took he let on the ball in and for to say go it good a

good good I see you there there there there

there's also in averslog that I said I said that that

I come from is it not not hils to come

on on let I come from it is not And clipe a

compis at balla just for to say, like, hello, go it with it? Halla?

So, it's not a much I'm not, I'm more more in-gown the process on the scene there,

that will be a lot with ball at, so if I think, if I get, if I feel

it's a little closer, as we say, on fagsproke, that it'll have-sut with, that the

the best-offettest-omfatted ball-take, the best-omfatted ball-take I've had all my life who ended with a hell-vette-cure. And he was... I'll have to hear about show. So, I'll... I'll forget... All around the greener there.

I have a spoil of it. It's so idiotic. It's what I think. I think, I think, I have to churner more Alene-Podds, if it will be two in a week or just with,

that I restat the guest me alene, that we'll see on, but it's a hell of the synergy, I don't know if you're not, if you're gonna send a message, do, is there no, there can't even make to it?

Are there no, is it no, you have lost to? Or are it whole, I've had deletting about it before, and it's always, certainly,

delet to meaning of things. No, un-sett what you do, so are there someone who hates it, and no-ske-de-it-it- so it's, it's really,

to know-mule-to-vite. For I feel you, not, statistical-in-gowning and deep-statistick-furring, that do I do. So it's not really much to know. It's just a feeling. When there comes one negative-meling,

there and a positive-meling there. And that it can't evener out to 5-5, in positive-melings and negative-meltinger. How long, I'd have taken to a still-in-to-know-so-all-all-old. It can, you know, that there are 95% who loves her al-le-pod, who actually have slutt to hear on this podcast.

because they didn't be so much alone on it longer but they who were in the they called

they roped to the higher as it often are. It has we to set in different some ways,

in the society there you that you know, this time that the kind of

that came, and you didn't not to say noont to say all were because

some, it was there was there's a whole whole people thing

and pass on what you say, and feel it's slutt. It was not, and it's not. And it's not. But it is often who are often no-so-forbannily height, so we'll see, just send,

gend a good message on what you will have, and I can't love that it'll be two in the week, or because I'm, capacity, it's not necessarily to this,

there, either, but, but, skavanker, I have slited me. The new, now, I have you talked about that

hursheren, it's going to be rev. It's, and it's not ideal. I've got to be to be able to be to be able to... I have for high light of the TV. It's just like an elderly young man when it will be puttick.

Yeah, that is the line I must have for to have it fett here. If it's a vanly light, or a lid for people with a drit-cohersel, so is not good for me. It's not good, it's not no fett.

It's not no trick in, it's not. No, the tricker, and the new thing, I've been up, well, if it was now, it was a vast o'lucky, I should have been here, I'd like to say. Oh, when the coffee is so lunged,

it's just, it's just, you're never more in-lands, you're never, you're always, when you're gonna, so, clemmer you down,

so, fill you a new cup, ventry in by lunga, hilly there, while, while, on luxus problems your

yeah. Yeah, yeah, I've got to it's, I've taken some different maltinger

and I've been ringed up of my my chere Doctor Asante on on

on on he's Ust there. And I have you have been

to tell that he he's he's he can do in and out of

and out and fall on a moderate on a a neater half-dell of moderate

sovnappina, that I will say that I like I'm like a little sivin, like a bit little, dritgris, and quaredes in the sunnets.

So I'm like to have pust stop in 10 seconds. 10 seconds out of pus to. And anything is a de-ealt, and my

will not, I don't, I'm still not I, I'm at 36, and, on some days, 37 years,

so I don't not in the crop my, how it's to take in oxygen, orntly, how it's

stocked on nests, and mumpust, and just for me to sover roly in the manned, I don't know,

it's not peiling. And I have some muntyp also, it has not more. I've tried

to lure my to use my to use to use to use, so that over time,

over time, I've used to be, and just, that, now, that you, Now, it's not, not because I don't know.

I've been in it, whole lot. Just push, roll, in the nesa. Role in nese, that's what I need. But I don't know it, but I don't know. I can, you know, sovne in, but nudes, Tornores' nesepust, but in where I sovner, and the crop, the control,

so I'm, so, I'm, so I, so, I'm, don't, you know, dama, just hear echo, of, of quverling through the type as a worse, it's worse

it's more creepy snorking with a nese type it's a nes tape so I'm muntype so I'm nesting yeah, muntep for fun

so then I'm both more it more more it more more than more than seepap machine so I'm not

I'm not ready and flue over to talk on skavanker and my out of my outfringer it is

so it is there's some He's like a much air in it and it's scam-belacked to have no different things

are not optimally not for people yeah, yeah, talk about your problem in you know,

get you out there, so are it, all there all have no problems. And I have a hushel

and see on the most shit. I, I, I, I'd rather to see on the positive.

I, I don't I, I see on the poststit. I have, I've dreamt about

to be a cyborg since I was a nevestor. And now can I, if they're so smot, begin, with uh, hearapparate, it's a little, it's a little, yeah, it napper in scammed muskern.

It does it. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, uh, uh, uh, uh, is to say that I'm, that I'm, uh, slor up in the for a role I'm, and I'm out, and so, it's just, I'm just, I'm just, can I'm, it's, you're, you're,

you far see you go on the go on on on the politician and take there

an Irish and try to check up the ryeye there's a horeapparatt your

heart my so it's it's that I know that I think also

it is technology on way that it's so vits see the the horeappar

as it just it's just there's a little inbeged so you can

super sonics so you can My hearsel, I lear of these who have good hushel for I have so good orule. I can hear I can just...

I can tune in I can tune in on perfect spider-hersel and so can I hear far at the true on miles' offstand

can I do I can, I can certainly spionere. It's really skuner. It's really skimmer. You can go with Airpod

so you can leg a device at a little sted in the same time it's going to go and listen to people, it's let,

many do it all the whole yeah. We don't how much we'll overwalked and of creepy private personner.

We know that there are both serrimudre and volupte and the worst of us many of them of all,

all, many of them of all. Trore, they have no qualer with to overwke you, and put up

a little a little Knappeno of a camera on a one room and film I'm

As we speak, so in spik, so on the very a set of a few who has held on this here in theiringsliving, were not it. It was the same thing, one of Arndall's

week for some years since, who had fested and a camera around and also a deal of show of my so, the next,

when it comes with, I'm not to lure on that. It's very to take so a good runk on them, or fingering,

fingering and runk in the free, in the shulter. It is, It's not a snart a swunned time to. It is

it's completely and all the other dystopic sort of fronttidstromans that kicker in here.

It's not to lure on in the whole that we live in a same fund there

that will be here now get no over reality and influence people

on so people on who stick in their their side from. It's like, so like me and

other, there's not not, I'm not not trying to try to make no TV film anymore. It's just

just going to get it. It's just go to can. You know, you want, you do make something

that's something because, because people are on second screen. You know, you must

smear it in to people. For else you're not someone who see on? They should have the

other screen, they can't, they have, people are not capable, or they gidder not

to follow with on a little more deep-ligening etablering. It's not. And so, and so, it's a deep,

problematic. That, that, when you come to, both reality and influencers, so,

um, thinked, you can't, that the thing became more ected. But, But it's, it's

really a way to shill who's actually are good and who who actually are cheap now. It is so just so

javly let to be a helgen in social media as influencers as an type of profile.

And with the far as to draw all under an camera now I see people, it's not

all, I don't, I don't, but there's very many. And now I'm not so most so global, if you're going to see

to USA and so it's so let to fremest to go, it's so let to fremest to precky, it's so let to just give

a lot of many, and I'm I grotter in day, oh, I'm so leime because I feel that and it and

feel it and that and get much sympathy, it's so let to host to goodwill. Because you you have been to do it. It's what,

you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, You have been paid for and to fremest and so on and so and so.

It gives store of products in the market, in many followers, in, in pengers from Snapchat, which we betal, you're many, stories, because people have followers and hold them in their. So, it's, this is,

this is a cune business, back to the borer with Johannes Moskor and Wollinger, and GetRead and Telemark's van it's not, it's not possible to get an half album on the board there. It's the same. It's

market-screfts, genomesyering the whole society and now also all the inholding. So, so on it. And gratulere and luck to. It's what you click on. It's our menacek, and us, and ourselves, as well, stemmer, the out of the upbringing.

And to runging and stort, clap on the schulner to the people who are, for that the barn not should have social meds, and live and vox up in digital life, think how insin-sick it is. You live and vows up.

And it's not so, yeah, they are little out in haggan and hop on trampolina. I see it, I know, but very strong areas of life, entente direct or indirect it, it's, hander on digital life. And when you are on trampolina,

have you like fete as we had it before it, yeah, when I've woken up, out there. That was the onlyest, so much but now you have

a little of the head of the digital the world, what are it what are they about it?

What are you about it than I'm on the more than I have not the time? Because I have

not the most unsyely it is it so it is a really brutal that that barn

can not not just not not even not live a full life

with interaction with we're we're we are some cunder barn

in at Can I come in the same? I'm a far, I'm allowed to say it. But it is, when you're not, when you're not, leke, knurre, beff, sifra, with other hunders,

if you hold them under, all the time, so they're weirdos, rare, freaks, who are both the voldy, and beffer and hell idiot, huner.

It's nught to, to, let them, to let them sloss, little, it's so in lared-sprock, It's the same barn You're not

to learn on the life on the lot of life in interaction with one of other other in interaction with

other. So, you know I hope it it's great with all, who come with the

most of the people, but we have to get in for this as soon a lot of

sparrer on that there. We send them in the digital barndomen and the

it'll be better, it'll be better, and after it, You're nearer so 18, have we then, and that's the

sickest of all, and that was I also met on. And it was a fete, I'd rested I, fete in, but set it on, then by bussers, and just, and just,

dreg, dreg, d're, y'aird in in the box. Drecked it, fiss, all they will. It's so rart what we go-tare-o-n-n-n't-cult-relt-e or, what's, like,

what, like, or, what have been cultural-relet-al-all-war, and, you've been, cultural-n-we, and now, social media, are also culture our, because the

vogue it so it's so there's a mule to ungo it, and that's that's why

we'll let it see. Alcohol and social media to kids mowk on. Accra,

that must be law. Even if it is the hardest consequences for them, so we

just let it see. It's paradoxalal it. It is so paradoxalt. Okay,

it was the day little Alvors's word. Helm on Woxena Have you

Have you, have you Cudded a much Me, and I don't, it's something, It's a new, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's,

it's, it's, it's a, it's, and, um, but we give them little, they for a, and say, oh, they're, one time,

it's so, when, when you've dropped to, Toreans, dracted, and, and cycle around Maradalswam

so it's a whole green at the helm and that's a great point inoverd. Or is it? But, no, it's often uglosset to go up with yelms so voken. But I give him,

I'll give him a little hard effort, I'm not, I saw a fire that's a vokshed in a helm in stah. It had, it's been just out in his ownnska

of his ownness of a live. He's a super-lucky fire, as with a helm. And with one one time, and then it,

in a way great, but one when one when you go with a trist and a life's

of course, then it's very, very sorgly. You just feel you must have a helm. You know,

you know, you have a helm. You're not a life in it either, but you feel you must have

a helm as a because you are a form of the barna. Ha, ha.

Then you have been a back. Again, ballotack. Again, no, no, some,

have ballotel talk on. And there I'm a possible. I can't be chep-up at this now, but now I'm getting little elder, and I'm going to be a father. There are many who are not good their, acridder. I'm not. I'm a man. I can be a for many. It's, I think, but

myelm, but yelm gidd, I can be a forebilled, but now be a voxen with yelm? No, there goes the grensen, and leyen, leyen, pollackers, who have a helm, Voxen

Polacker and other marginalised groups in the samefunner that we out of the groveest

yeah, use them here also get them, bace the vossed polacker with yelm so can they

be forbe there, I get there not, there are we. Hun in bond yeah that was the

Hun in bond is the vanicest syne it's it's not the most that is

you can't a person with a human in bond It is the most van derby, you know, that's the most

van the same. It is so vanly. But with one time, there's an other deer in bond. Will it so much. There's not

a deer in world, where you don't, there you don't be very a very rare person,

with one again you have a bird in bond. But cat is, certainly, the next vanuest

the deir to have in bond, there, there are, meelves out of the hand, with a person

with a person with a cat in bond, so are rare, I, I muster, I muster, I'm

snu me around and see on new, when I see one with cat in bond. And it's, oh, hellvety, it's there's more and more of it. And the cats are, you know, cats are you, so much, I'm not so glad in it, actually. I've said it in all over, that I...

I'm... I'm... I'm... ...stortstor, so see you just, just a rassurle on them. I see more of rassurle on them. They snus around and

and they're up, and they're, it's a, is it a slack, so, is it a slagre with cats, an slasherly

thing with cats, a little bit, to show usherle to show, to show, how they are, and, can set a fruct

in a motsolland in that way. To see so many catarassur, as, as. Unsure, if it's a little

for shul there. But, no, so cat, it's a great, and a-bond. But now I've been to see, now are we've been out, and I see that it creeped from, what was it, a sort of,

like, not a lot of under, but it's a far-in-d-liding-dye-old-dire. It's a sort of otter-ligne-dier, what are they? Mour? Mour, in bond. Yeah, but it's, like, long-rott-acted,

echo-nachted it was in bond and some some hamster-liened deer in bonn, bit of small bonn and so they're so they're so,

they're in with nanoteknowology for to get on the little creak and so fester so bond in the little

cella on the little hamsterna and so they go under that it's just there are a Dyer

like, oh, there's a snack on, there's no one thing. We're going

to see to see back on, historically in the future in hellmete or it.

It's things that are just like the line with slavery and the worst

slavery and all that. And it are, what the

housestier we have had so, so that how how much the hustier

have of us. There There are no one of these gnargetter They are there, they are so reigning slaver. And we We think, we, we, we,

we, we, we, we, we, we, we, can't let's a hamster's, uh, adfeitsch, adfeitsch,

we see, you're not, the deep retzel, they have, they are, they are, and, they can,

shelve and so, then are you extra ill, sofellellell, but, they are, they are, apatisc,

I think, after, have been, bura in the, they sit, they, they sit,

they sit, not just shelver whole day long but there a little young who were hamster

have you have you have you not, they're not to see the reds apatian

the hamster feel like you? Don't you that's glad in you? I'm

for you. It is also so so so so so

the social meder in back-to-back Russs bus is certainly

something um come to be set We have done, maybe.

Now was the worst we've heard. Miner of that barnagin that's a lot of 14 in a day. Yes,

thank for that. It's not we'll end up to start. Where were we? Bonia. We're

we can do go through that it's there. Yeah. We, there are, certainly also raw,

you can have in Bonn. There's also, but it's never, a vans when other deer are in Bonn. But it's, you can, it's not,

to have, lover, tiger, I think I, is it, is I, sort of, that's,

you go with, some Fenris-Ull in bond, these hund, it's, they are, sofellell, but it's,

but it's, upsigsveck, the, because it's not, vanly huns, this is, this is, this is,

this is, this is, this is, this is, on stowles with hester, small hester, Fenris-ulv-business, have you said in, what he'd be? Gran-o-ar, and so it's not a scunner.

But, think, when they are love, so, you know, for the Lover, it's a-law, or... It's, I think, I, can you have apes in bonnet? Yeah, it can, but... Come on to apen, certainly, a little, dumb,

wets-cremed ape, can you have bond, but you can't have gorillas and so, in bond. It's, it's, it's most for... sydursuil, if they will come so under, so they're going to say under, so let, and they go he'll go whole king-cong around there.

But if you have a tam-gorilla, or a little, a tam, like, what's the, of the little sturdily, so it's all the whole, to have in bond. There, there are, there are reptile

law in New York, FRP has infurted, and that, I mean, they stop up for both poker and reptiles. I mean, you, of, I mean, I'm going to draw cli-in-gall, if you are in a reptile,

if you are a reptile person, so for the noctyna, reptile, men'ske. I, maybe, it's a spendent, but I, I don't know, I think it's the nesting, in a lot of all,

but it's to have an, commodo varan, is that love? Or is it a little too heavy? An commodo varan in bond? Then cudded it, then cudded it, and so have you a

little, just for in backup a little taser, a little sort of in belted there in a little rabble

for, for crupe but it and there can't be, crocodile and commodo around in

the bond is quite certainly. If you are gangster and have commodo in the bond

then you are you whole kongue but not shittman gangster he either but a

kind of Classy American gangster, then cell gangster. So, classy gangster with commode over him. And, and, perhaps, one of, a glass oeeroy, one of the glass-eye, one that's just like, is croaker, crook? No, it is for pirate, fught, but a glass, lap of the eye,

is it now that something? It's been to come back soon, or long as I've seen, a cheltering with lapp on eye. It's a whole conge. you can have, maybe. Okay, but it was

well, it was well this, all of all may one in life, rush in an

security control. You are too, to get to the flight, you must rush into the

security control. It is vanes quite unactualt to do it, but

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