Fladseth - #295 - Balletak på bransjen

Episode Date: August 21, 2026

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Dum, Dumme, dam, Fadder, for a long summer, it has been, I started stoning I now in a day.

Smalt, microposotiv, up as much I can, He's on the gluveled around, have actually a little oil in the hono also, even if it is formid day, and even if I'm going to train right after this, it's like, it's like, it's like,

it's like, festival, now. It can I also informer about. It's festival, stand-up festival on Josefine's Wartshus in Oslo, RDK festival. And stand-up, day, I'll have to say,

it's, I'm, today, is it Friday. It is possible to form with shows from clock 6. I'm in part of that, And so there's shows outover, it's out there's, it's

out there's, uh, I'm, I was little out and took some oil in a go, and then I set it down again,

actually, took a pair of and then I think I'm, I'm prepared a little bit, and my forefeder, I say it again,

lear say y'er of us, we are completely, that's clart. They took up to flere mude

and they did not, said I, so I, so I, so they should sloss, in flores,

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training I don't think I don't I think of after you're on Fosher sit in podcast good store

on their and has an early hand and a little chilly on the other side there and it's

it's a higgled that I also can take a scol with you so on

this is new show is official placat are out, title I'm out, balledack on the branch. It's in salg now.

It was balledack for branch. I could not let it go. I could not let it go. Have I full control on the thematicen here? Have I rammede? No, it must you for guttschill, I don't know.

It's first and fred. This is said it, it's so many, first and fremst, so is this to be just and muck. Dirt and muck. Just all different witses.

I have to just to just just to tell them for history and wits. Fahn't till ma as this title I just went to know, and it's smelly,

it's all right, we've got to the branching, we've got we've seen, but it so easy as the thing,

that's the I think it two guyall words. Balletack and the one of my favorite word.

I have, like it up-gendom, give a little credit to Magnus da also, who took

up this first time. It's a fine thing to say, you can say it on people. He's, he's, he's, he's, he, he's, he, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he, he's, he's, he's, he's, so, we're, so, we see, how we see, how we see it, so much, it's, a stand-up show,

and you can buy billetters, you can check tournest, all the by-boin I come, and, all the I come to, and, like, out on Instagram, now, so, it's very great, glen me very to to this here. And, yeah, there was a little sort of surr here in summer. I should actually

have an-were-uke, podcast, an-were-uke in the summer in the in the lobe of summer. And they were sloped on rack and

there, right after there, so it was sloped up-unthly, so then there, a little gap here from

from the, from the sifted, till now. Now are we going. Now are the sesson-in- in-gang. Sesson-start.

S-podcast, podcast, I have a little on list here. I follow, I'm with Argus' eyes. What fa'n in there? That's it, it's been a Argus' eyene. Argus'o'e.

It must have a little rune on. I'll have a little assistant here, Clod, an A.I. assistant. I see for me that it's a little, a little, a little butler type, a little French buttler. Clod. Clod, come here.

Clod, shank a little. port wind to me, that he has a little French, thin, bart there, and are very, very huffly.

Let's see here, what what, betyr, Btyr, Btyr, Argus, Argus,

Eigne. Clod, tell me that, yeah. Can I see here, what are Clod to say on this? I,

I, I say, I say, and, I say, and, to follow, a,

heart-wockened, upsym to know, That we've got we've seen. Ingen, it's libe run, that we've seen. Utrycky come from Gres' mythology.

Argos, Panopetus. The all-sene, was a kempembe hundred o'e'e, yeah, right. It's so p'clock to follow me, yeah, it's not just to follow me a little.

There's a hundred, a chempe, a chempe, a little eye, and he was so under-o-o-o-hue, he'll, he'd, really hugh, whole 360-vision there,

and where he'd only only o'-o-o-o-wed-o, Herah sat him to Woke to I-O Hermes, Drepped him to the slut By to cede him in the sown

With storer and flottspill And hera posseed the hundred o'-o'-o'-o'-o'-wle. I'd like it. It's not good with all these Where comes things from? You know, just saying things Argus'-Ewn,

I've never thought on what that butyrithee. I can also... I like I'd like to use some... I can't be so flotted me to actually say an Urias post, yeah, of and till.

I don't know if it's really, if I'm not really, but it's not, but it's a unmully opgave of we, I think.

There was one that's a Uriah, that was set on a yeahvla vansky vakt, maybe a

bit of a hellvetess a crime and no greer, I don't know, I don't, I've also out of,

not, just, I'm just, I'm, this is fine, that, this is, this is,

this is, this is, this is, and to sell skin, may not sell skinne for biernan is skut. It's also something you can't even,

but you can't think so much over. Here we are I think that there is a javel that's just let's have rike on a smel and sold the skinne

for the burenne's gut. And people come and just, hey, Harold, you shillers us skin, you?

You shillers us skin! CV. And Harald just, hey, hello, slap, stop, slap, slap, slap, slap. I have skin snart, I have skinn, snart. I have skinned, I have, very, very, smart. Give me one day, so I'm skin. I have skin, I have skin,

right there, half-darkstoruna. Stoppah, I've said, you're going to for skin. Harald, hold his word, Harald hold the word of its, that you don't you know what, you're not sure to, you can for skin. And Harald, we know, he doesn't, He has not skinned. He has not skut,

he's not scut, bjorn is not scut. He has got, he's gotchut. And Harold is livid bierner. He knows, actually, he thought he could be letters skid the bjorn. There took Harold fehl. Harold has not, set it, bjorn. It's not bjurne in the omrude.

But he has lovaed skin, and he has got money to him, for skinn it. But bjurl is not cut, not? It's all the things that there. We rase it further. We're in in the fronttinaer now. I said that I follow me with Argus'

O'o'un, on this upviction to, for example, NeuroLink, this one of Mousk to the E.N. Mewsk,

and I'm not sure on, he says, but I think he, he can be one that he's not clean idiot, he has things

going to, there's anything to lure on. And, not he's in space, and not even he's, he,

but he has, a slack, What are it? It's a kind of a slark Yarneporskings Selskavd that we're

to implantere different things in the yarn and, right and let's clear to steer things

with the yarn and so. It's an very much have, if you know, have done a lot of

people, there they have, clart, on one a way to get people to

to to do different things, stire musa on on,

the PC, Muc, musia? What are you? computer mursa to think the I'm gonna father he says

and I'm here I'm clear it's a little spendent also but it's we can go a

dust a frontide and I are red for I'm a little red for pornone here also

pornone have been all right all too bad you can have well you can have

if you have given up life if you feel that the world is little in

you insel you heart, the cellar in the cellar and you sit, I see if people sit there all right now

now, a dogon with a voks rump on the fang and VEar on,

and they're a yel rava and with the sin-synce porn-greire in the life of

their life there's just are a pornof film, they are clululner, the king,

the king, the king, the chelelstuah there, day long, can they, can they can be, can they

can be, It is still a way to go when you come to I'm so, I'm so read for that it'll be an uttile, like, a kind of a kind of polarisert there and that it's also

that you're so much good to clung to glititally, it does that it not are no incentive to be there out and meet each other and have chivalety and the things that's so important, and if this development, NeuroLink reigning, it's

so can you see for us that you can, if you can begin to think, and you can begin to think of PORNO, and, right and set, design is

that, what we have, then, there's anything other than it, that's, I think I'm in there still,

I'm in there, I'm not witsy to be out there, and, when it's, I'm, I'm, I'm,

I'm, I'm, I'm, I drop up, the PEL start yeah, because I'm in and I'm going to... I'm just going to...

I'm just going to... I'm going to... Where I will, where I will, when I will, when I will, I'm going to... I'm going to... I'm going to...

A-sickly-knulled day, I'm... I'm... It's the roste. And you can, like, ... If this this... So, you can't...

Okay, I... I don't... I don't... ...the... ...the innerest fantasies, yeah, I'm... ...that you just...

... ...that you just... ... ...that... Hennhowsvis, Suging and Rimming of Barak and Michelle Obama

in vergeset And then there's a few Gang. And then come Barak in. Barak And Liz, they are not sex-slaver.

You can, end-n't they be sex-slaver, like, undutrycted and please, my lord, shut up,

shut up, Barack. Shut the fuck up, Barack. Michelle, shut, shut your mouth. And suck my dick.

A rim my ass, now. Or should they come in and be more like, if you would, I'd come in in a little sexy, sort of slobrock, and they have good duffe on, they come in,

maybe a flasker in, maybe a flasker in, a lot of good stemming there. If it's what you like, that you like, be underty. The point is, if it is Michelle and Barack Obama

you want to have in the samea, so can you think you to it, and you can live with them day long, in kielderstow of these

in a sweat, basse, underboxe. So it is, right and let's let's possibly, I'm going to see a little in this on the crystal

coulough here, so can it be our front time. Digg, on many mott. Many will know,

I'm not, I'm sure sturtly there also. If you're never met for another, you're never in their respective cellistur

and Knullle, and Michelle Obama. That was, That can we call it a stick. It can we a stick. You hear, on flat-sut. This here is Radiohead. Me.

No. Okay. We, yeah, I, I, I, I, like,

around, and so I hear, this is, this is a gammalt-epter, is a great-pair, is a great-pour, you're a-out-act-eper, and I don't know,

how it will be, but it works like, it is an, so un-golly way, when you have been together that you go

to call on each other and I'm most in the manly shun I can't shuv at teppet

that is what I'm doing with so I'm most upmerxom on men that's that's been hershed

with and commandared around and shephered on an sort of an order to be

a I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm how it

is to be it is to shill it is like, fuck this here, like, when you're older, when you're getting

again, or not, or should you do, or do you do that? Come here, not. Not just to stay there, you're going to,

and so, you're right on your clare of your so, you have so many flas here. You can't go out with flask

on the skulls again. I'm, I'm, I'd be livid of it. I don't know, I'd have been, I said,

I'm, I'm, I'd, I'd have not found me in no of it. With the first. Flusse commentar, said it was, that's been...

That tone. That tone, don't talk to me. Ditt. Dirt of, Kvinn, folk. I will chis! Now!

I've got we out. I'd like it. I'd like that. Hear, I, that'd be good to me. This is over. Now, I'm out, on market again.

We shilless. The testament, I've done, as a flas. Ferdicke. So that's a great. I've had a roly summer,

been very with son my son, Gammle, old Oslo, Hul Fladsett, he, he up-called after the

he'd be unfunged in, and then I've putt in the bigdel, Gamble, Oslo, nearer,

besempt, the Toyen, Gruenland, there has, I should, I'd be balder to call him that,

as, So, like Paris and Brooklyn and it's a good that you just have a trophy A trophy over where you have like, purred, I've pured in Paris, I've pured in Brooklyn,

I've putt in, what heed? It's not like rot on Norse, or in it all, that, when it's, the, Gammon, Oslo, or, or, so, ballangen, ballangen,

ballangen, fladset. Sotra fladest, set. We, I and guttongen were on, blant an on Play World

on Suraland. Sirland's portner. And it was a whole rot for the gutten. He digged it. I was on some trampolines,

massed trampoliner and some skumgum in baseng and it was great. It was so, it was, it came an beast of a

gut, I would say, a bit, a bit, a big, a big, a big, a small,

man, come in in the omrodd there. I said, what know, which forelady are, who sender in, a bit, little man in there? You know,

you know, all of, all could live here in the same room, also, he was, he was, an life's far, an lifesvare for, for the small barns there.

And, and, I had a list to just to just to, like, I'd, I'd, I'd,

I'd just to, just to just to, for, the nerd gigantical little man out therefrom he went and was like

so he's like rabbiated and hopped took so swal stup right out in the skumgum baseng in

there but the gigantical his slough in on on the ritchers scala

in on there and my was just just millimeter from the one

the one the one the severe severe his the

it was It's, it's a whole that he was there. I don't know how old man he was. I have wished to say 15 years.

He can be all from 8 to 15 year, but you can't be able to get a bit of hopperslott, land.

It's for small, I had a list, it's like, it's like, it's like, I'm, now,

should be coming in on muppet in, in on barnscole, in on a bopet, with sigger

chepton, and, ha, Hello, go it Good, have you Prueziggil? It's the yerla dig. It's a yerla dig,

it's a yerla dig, now you must you have. Feefah, I drank, gorse. Oh, yeah, I'm a dig with oil, digmell, digmull. You know, smack, oil?

You know, smock, it's a yel, it's a hellful, like, okay, I don't know where I'm gonna be this, but it's, but it's, it's, it's,

it's, can, not, you know, you know, man, I'm Frikted you for life,

Helted for life to tell you I'm out to get ridden I'm out in the skumming in the basing and had been a second

telted before he had giganties noled the younger of my had been my

okay okay I'm okay I'm uh... I think you we're not perfect

I hear of this world in this world is not perfect but we must set things

in perspective also. I interester me in history and I think it's it's good to listen it's good in the historical things in summer

and so. And one thing that I'm I'm not I'm not backataliser feminism camp because we have

a long way ago but we must also an accen that we have come out it's not so long it's

I think it's it's a little good to think on and this this and this

is still in the world in day in day that

men have so strong fordell in life that just the to get

a crisis. It's a whole crisis and that's and it

is how we have rigged the we can not and before it

so men did all and it was they were the that were

the were the was the house lords and so and

it had you had you always got just think where

think where crisis there to do in our society in our society. When you get a besceen that was it

before, you get a message there came maybe an ammue out after the father that's

a far that was in the store in the whole there and went and had a little

glass with wine in the hand of and went on the besce come

the buddinger out and just my lord my lord it is

barn has have come. It was a young-born and father-house in the hellvety. Swartre-Sat-an in hellvete. Fuck, fuck, fuck. Fah-ha-drich-send!

I'm forbade-sion! I'm forbade me, the worst son of two sons, the gente-barned, far-an-ta-me. What should I do now? What shall I do? I will have gout, I will have gout. They hated, the factu, that they faked, they hated it. They shriek and gilded,

and they ropped up to God, why have I done? For that you straffed me with this shunner. The all-vest shunner, have I had got. And I'm disfled, so far-fane.

You are... So ill, it was it. Think to do it in a day on Ullow's psych-us, you see the young and just, fuck me, Fahen, and it was the smake-s-sum.

Satan in, hellvete. What should we do? What should we do? What should we do? So, so, so I'm, I should have met with a

jenterman, so it's, and there are coming along. I think, well, I'm, there's,

there's, there's, there's, there's not, hellilyvis, we can't work on, and if we

could, if I had had had some goar, and that had greata, that men and gutter have got,

got, got, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have,

we have, we have, we have, we have, so, It's clear that the most The all-tongest

Loftena are Guts, better, be predisponated for to to clear the luffeting there,

but there's little no more that's good. There have come to us great on way.

And so we'll never forget me that Sycuss and so on, that it reise you around,

now have you, my son my up on the circus here for this They have not

They have not They have kind of They have like some poppergoy And a little A little hun who Holder up with No tricks and so But they are

Direplagery Greene Are there. So, it was not before And it was to them So-called

Freak Shows There It sat Mensker in Bour I mean So, Menske

with different Yeah Goan And it Was so Come and Cirkus

is in Byn, You can see dittitt, and that. You can see, you can see, you can see, you can see, the world's stiggiest

men's, have we. We are the world's stiggest men with us, as you can see. And then sit, the world's stiggest

men in a bureau and wait for, that it's going to be a new show, you're out of the, and get out of the door, and be dipped out of the burs,

and be plaga in there, and people sit there and, ha, ha, ha, ha, the stooleger, the most dig on there. See,

and stings. And they casted tomato on the staccard stugged people. So, it.

And here we, an, manniquet who is here grusome stryct. And the

only thing was that you just to see on this staccars mann't. I, that was

a whole sture than before. It was null, I don't, I don't, I don't,

I said people from, you are, I, I think it's out, I'm, I think it

for ill, that he's, that he's can sit in the burs and be ledda, so I don't know, how much, what did, was it a skiller between people, as well as we see it that no one can,

in a way, see, see on things, out of thinking on moral aspects of it, or if it's a right, the world in the sameple, or just to see what, it's just a more, reality, most-mullly reality,

minst-mulled, drama-ser, and we should just just just just just, but they're just, I can sit to and have a second, have

a second, have a second, and have a little bit, and have a little in the hand, and I can I just be able to

the backrun. That's top. There is, people in there, is it that type of was it that type of skil for,

before, that no one just, not think over that it was a other manxke, that was that was a

man, that's taken back to be ledda. Oh, hergud man shite from hoft there, but I hope it,

I hope you, it, hanged on greip on some way. Henged on grep, you're right? Henge on greep.

Henger on greep. What means? Henging on greu? Spursom, he's going to say. I'm saying, I'm sure, there, yeah.

Clod, my little friend, thinking. Forklaring, Norsk, eidom and prorindence. Forklaring,

Norsk, idom, and upbrience, out of pridensse, and he can't, tell me what he can't, that's, tell me,

what he can't, and greip, it meansless. Uten to hold, hold, hold it not mow, hang it not same. That we've seen. A greep, is a handredscap,

scoft, and tinder used in the wordbruke to last or spree muck. Where it comes of nor-rump, norent, greep, and hanged with gripe.

It pertur, also insidding of the honna. So, the bill, it's not, the wordbuckened, and I will, not get it in a facet, I'm,

I'm, I'm really on it. Yeah, okay, no, okay. No, Let's We see here Let we see here

Yeah I've seen here, I've leased A book about Harald Harrod And he He was in many

years, He drove from Norway After Olaven Helles' Doughed and So, he'd

Heard And was In the Byzantian Rike And so Gamle It's Istanbul, Constantinople.

And was, retortezed, or what's heathen, that's, heirs, a kaiser, a kind of, and was,

the king's liveguard, was an really storker in there, that's an own history, a whole story. He was an

really fascinating insickels, it was, I'm, it's fall of to listen, um, was this Tore Sheide?

So, I've written it was, that. But what you're going to? But what you've seen in Game of Thrones, for example, there's these Evenucke. He's got, he's sculled one rhodiver

there, who go with this gullent little kopegreya of his, and whisker in the earne on people. He is, so-called Evenuk.

And, that he will say that he's not have pick and baller, I think I all just shirt of and it

will be going to get to old old and you do you get a real thing

you cuted of the balling to the you will have full focus I can

I can got I can got get the I can't not

it not not it's not not because we have

little other things men's men's worth and and

of that they must we can be well we can't but, so

and so so the, can I the hand of the king pick and baller? Are you a lot? Can you have pick and baller?

You can have full focus. No, no, you can't cut them of them now. It should you do when the Hand of the King was a barn. You know, but pickin It's

really much This here is the story of the life that men think with the other in the other

hues, pick it comes in for very many good aviulses and

and the Byzantian king's right hand driven much important at the

time we should have ten crock with corn every halmane and

by the vacten should have had more the soldiers on

and just can we take the same right now now I go in on

on long I've not yet I'm not but you have you even nuke

right don't don't don't not don't on the one

tenest piquen the vanning there and besudder her and besudder

and for shemmer the because he is caught a higher hand out pique

and baller does job its It's not it's it's not

it's not it's gold worth it's gold there's soldiers also

there's also these soldiers these what he they have I have

I have I have the shawes ones yeah she she

she can call she she they are so loyal so more in rackern

for they have all right have been they have even a

mucker 10,000 never-nooker in her tiannestead and they were loyal as just like rock'ern so they hold

they put on the end of the there and they they should leered up picklose unger to be

tenstiure in high stillings on hoff and it was they were also they were not they were not

they were not they were fiel ducer they were they were not harssame

they had high status very many of them. High, high, status. He'll have been in the end up in the system. I'm very much as well,

I'm going to get to be able. I don't know. I don't know. I'm going to read the book there. So, I say, I'm going to begin with it again. No.

But if you are, if you come to the maga, and can't to establish a dictator and aneveled, there's no to motsy there.

So will I start-vurdered and have, that in the nearest way in a mucker. But then you're nought to

have to have a total map, because otherwise then you're not quite noone sted,

but there's some people, I can't not how they can't they, but they they're giving

to say total power, even if people have really, even if they are

totally totalitar, so are they they're to hold on. It comes

so long that they can't stop again. If you hear on now,

from-tide or now-ware-ne-dictator who wants to little more control on the you have nearest-cretz, cut ball in them in young alder. For good-s-sill, husk, in young alder. Because if you take a voksen man

and cut the balling and pick-nan, so it will be not against his handsick. Then it'll be a fly-for-bana on it. So you must have, you must have them, you must take them, I'm okay, it was... Yeah, I think we're going to give us there. It is

deil to just for plopper a little in the gong and to lift a lot of

here so that you can take it with the maybe maybe maybe,

maybe it's coming in this show of the show baldac in when

it comes and it is a time to now it's yeah 11th

February is it is premiered so I'm on

here come in top form to 11th February are and

thank for that you that you hear on this fan-scap. So, so there are there are link to billetsalg

you find you both on Instagram bio-in and I think there is a link in podcast

description here in the bio to podcast and also in episode description

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