Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade - Adam Sandler (LIVE SHOW)

Episode Date: June 1, 2022

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I know, we only need it always at the office because we've got to do that. Yeah. Yeah. Salah, one of our favorite persons to interview, he's just such a fun dude and such a good dude and been around in great stories for years, a little bit before us and now. And then since then, I've been a great pal to me. We've had a good run of just being fudged and screwing off and golfing and whatever and day. He looked up to Dana and we got there. We all did. Everybody likes Adam. He probably hate to hear that, but he's hard not to just really like.

He's a genuinely very sentimental person, super funny and it was really fun. Just hanging out with him and he's got some great stories he takes his time. So we all really enjoy the Sandman. Yeah. And it's live. Can you believe it? So pull over, listen, call on sick at work and here, this one goes along.

Yeah, there's a big old giant audience there, giggling at our little throw away. So it made me a little lighter in my step the next day All right sand do sand sand man and sand do he I think he nicknamed me Dana do right did anyone else call me Dana do they called you do do do Well they call you were you were spudley right I was for doing my dude. I'm sad now spud Nick and Most of those are from Dennis. Cheers. But the shortest nickname I had was

Pee-hoo. Was spader, mcdator, ptator, tomato, hanger, nader. Right, and I get that a lot. And Sandler just called me Dana-Doo, but Farley and Rock always called me the lady cause they're usually, and Sandler was Dana-Doo cause he did it the other night and I realized he just calls me Dana-Doo. So then I call him Sand-Due because he did it the other night I realized he just calls me Dana-Due so then I call him

San Due and he goes, no I ain't San man Our shop is open Anyway, we sing we laugh we cry. It's a really fun podcast. So please enjoy it and they're all great Let's face it. We don't't have any favorites but we do love Adam all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all What would you gonna do? You got to get to your seat. You got to get your drink. You got to get to your seat. Sit down, it's starting. You got to get to your seat. You got to get your drink. You got to get to your seats.

You got to get to your seats and get your drink. And what order, David? Welcome to the Olsen Twin Show. Yes. It's clickbait. What has happened to the Olsen twins? Look at them now. Wow. It's a cute fast up front. Yeah. You know, we played here in 1962. under the Olsen twins, look at them now. Wow, it's a cute fast up front. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know, we played here in 1962, you know, it was a shit storm, then Ringo couldn't even keep his beat. People are rushing in now. Yeah, this is the show, by the way. I hope you were able to ride off your ticket. Yeah, you know, just send it to your accountant. Hopefully you'll get money, a rebate. This guy's got a, a, a, a lounge

and it gets him on all 350 shows from Netflix as a joke this week. I know, Netflix is a joke. Here's Joe Biden talking about the festival. Netflix is a joke. No joke. Good night. That's it. You know, he says no joke all the time.

It's not a joke. Yeah, they get it. We're not dying. I'm not getting around here. My father died. No joke. We can't walk in. We can't walk in to every joke.

Hey, I did. There's two of us. We're like the ever-lea brother. I mean, I'll just be over here. I'm not talking like this. We could just spread the stage. You go over there. Look at this.

I've never been part of a duo. Yeah, it's good. Let's get it going because we got our butt here and we want to get things started. Cloth of the wall. We got a lot of things duo. Yeah, it's good. Let's get it going because we got our our butt here and we want to get things started. We've got a lot of things coming. I'm telling you many people are saying we got a lot of stuff coming for you today. Fly a little. That's Trump. Trump with a head cold. Thank you. All right, let's send us. Let's get settled. Let's settle down. Yeah, we're going to settle in. This is our podcast. And by the way, all joking aside, thanks for coming.

I've never done anything like this. And we have our very, very, very, very good friend, who we all adore as our guest, which is very cool. Look at this. All right, okay, do that. All right, this next very cool. Look at this. All right, okay, do that. All right, this next young man coming to the stage. Yeah. Dana, you can introduce.

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our very dear friend from Saturday Night Live in about 100 movies, the one and only, Adam, say, Hey! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Woo! Woo!

Woo! Yeah, good. Oh, no. Woo! Woo! Woo! The middleweight champion of the world. Hey, yo're all rocky.

What are you doing? Oh, yeah. I didn't even know it started. We know it hasn't started. Shit, what went on so far? Did you guys talk? We talked. I just got used to talking to a crowd.

It's been the pandemic thing. Have you been in front of a crowd since the past? Oh, it's the first time. It's going great. Yeah. It's going incredible. You got a good one tonight. Yeah. It's going incredible. You got a good full one tonight. Yeah.

You got a mic you're good. You know, I'm just keeping it away. I hoody sometimes it takes about a year and a half off my age, I feel. Yeah. I think it's smart. It's great. Oh, it's so good. Yo, yo, what's up, so.

Beer is blocking. I like it. I like it. I like the look. You can definitely be on skin row and be like, hey, what's up, bro? Yeah. Dude, I'm just kidding. I'm with you.

I'm with you. Adam, I have to tell you something, Danny, you can listen. But I, this time, last time, he made me go in the little boy place. Actually, today, we did a memorial for Normic Donald today. And it was great. We all love Norm. We all work in Norm.

Yeah, and when there was a break in the action, I was stupid, but I went to McDonald's just because I had a... You did? Yeah. What's your order? What's your McDonald's order? That's a great question. Then we're going to get to you in a minute, but I want to get to meet. We like to talk about ourselves. Oh yeah, that's right. I listened listened to good guys. You are like this. You are like listening to you. I can't fucking believe I've got you talking.

I know. No, Adam, it's not that. I have nothing to talk about. All right, God. So I backed it, David. Oh, the shirt, 12 grand. What did you ask me? Anyway, so you're rich.

No, here should happen. I went to McDonald's and I got scared because I went in and people go Do you actually they can't believe I go to McDonald's and they can't believe I go in no one goes in anymore But I'm man of the people, you know, so I go in and I get filet fish meal deal That's okay. By the way, I go what's your filet fish of the day? Is it a brand- of dinner break? And then oh we laugh and then we laugh to the blue proof glass and then I got so what happened and then I get

six piece McNuggy I don't know why I'm telling this fucking story but Adam loves this kind of shit this is real people stuff so I get my nuggets and my hot mustard and I sit down. And I sit down in there. I get on a table and I just want to make some fun because I got to go back. And I'm eating blue, blue, and naturally, outside there's someone who's acting a little crazy. At the McDonald's. Yeah, of course.

It just comes with the deal. So who's starting to come up. I'm, this is getting nervous because there's a line of cars and he's banging on the windows and I go, why the fuck did I come in? Because now I'm trapped. So I'm heading towards the door. I go, there's no chance. Bam door opens, drenched in sweat. And he walks right up to me. He walks right up to me. He walks right up to me. He walks right up to me. He walks right up to me. He walks right up to me.

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He walks right up to me. He walks right up to me. He walks right up to me. He walks right you guys, we're gonna take a short break. Anyway, give me some money for some food. And I go, all right. And he's just talking to me. So I go, okay, and I give him 10 bucks. And then he goes, give me your magnugets. Oh, that's fucking nuts. And he's dropping sweat. I said, and I go like this, but I know I don't have a lot of time,

but I don't want to argue that he's gonna kill me. So he goes, I go, I'll but I know I don't have a lot of time, but I don't want to argue that he's gonna kill me So he goes I go I'll give you one What I gave him one this is a fucking I swear to God today and I I gave him a gift. Chris Rock has it. Anyway, this is a newer version of that. And then he goes, give me another one. And I gave him two. And then I go, that's it.

I did give him a sauce. He didn't want his sauce. He wasn't gonna let him. He was always dipping his sweat. So he had two, then I go, just go buy some. And the people of the cashews were waving me me off like, don't send him over here. And so he went over there and then I just, I got up and left because I got scared.

But that's all Adam, our guest tonight. Let's bring that guy out right now. Absolutely. You know, it man. In a barrel. Let's look at a clip. You met a crazy man in a mix. That's pretty good though, David. Anyway, maybe the crazy man you saw your first day in New York

Oh, you were nice. We saw a man masturbating in the park. Yeah, we thought yeah He was masturbating in the park and we're walking by we just got to Manhattan We're taking a let's go to the park and he's masturbating we're kind of trying not to look and he goes, hey, if you got the time, he's jacking on on a car bench, but he's really worried in park bench. Sorry. Anyway, yes, Adam, I remember a steal trap. I loved it. We had some fucking crazy times. Me and you together was the best. The pavement would come by, we'd be like, all right, we got to listen for a while. No, no, no. We had a McDonald's or remember the jack of the box story,

it was like, you know what I mean? I did say that, it's great. But we had some crazy, we had that one crazy gig where we got lost. Yes. Me and remember that. Dana went on a great gig, I opened for you. You were the king and you let me do 10 minutes before you.

It was upstate New York and there was no cell phones And we started getting lost and we just realized wow were really really lost So we showed up like four hours late. Yes, and the students were just sitting up in a gym like this dead silence Like a chair. Yeah, they were pissed right so I go get go get a madam Yeah, you sent me out there. Did you have your guitar with you? No, I wasn't guitar in then But I just Cajun man just started. Oh, it was Cajun man. So I said on you And they gave me some sort of noise and I was like, okay, this is 15 minutes I did fine. Yeah, you said I did great, but I probably did five, but then you went up a

Nile I don't remember it that way. Yes. Yes. I thought we both had a was your set eight minutes of Cajun man Anytime something work I go funny old And we got the occasion afterwards. We found a place in the Polkan, oh mountains. There's something right? Yeah We we tip back a few, drove back. No, we went crazy in the car. Let's admit it. On the way back, Adam and I just got a case of the fuckets. And the car was full of beer.

And we started drinking it. And then you were out cigars or somewhere somewhere in my car. So we're drinking beer and having cigars in plain raw stew. I'd do it. For like hours. Like people. And we went crazy. We ran out of beer and then we went to a liquor store, but you were with me and you look 15 at the time. That's right. I had an idea, but he goes, I'm not selling it to you because of him. And he pointed it to you.

And then we got him. I said to him, remember I said on your own, you go, shut that part. You see that work that we just hand us a memorizing on your own, you go, shut that part. You don't see that work. They would just hand us a six pack on your own. Anyway, all is home. We went crazy, but the whole way, let's get to an Adam started stand up because you started before me, but you were in a half-sure.

I did start before you. I think, no, no, maybe it's about the same time. I started, I was like 18 and a half, and then you, what the hell are you? I was 17 oh you started stand up where did we want you go on I've went on senior year in high school my brother told me my brother was going to Boston University and then he said remember I told you oh somebody went to Boston University here they're like whatever you want Adam out of motion. That's a good. That's a good school. Congratulations. In both many ways, my brother, we were at dinner.

And he said, hey, I got you that lottery ticket. I told you remember, you had to wait online and get a ticket to go on stage. And I said, oh, yeah. Oh, God. You got that? And because he mentioned it a couple of months earlier. And then I went, he said it's tonight. So I put on a dress shirt.

I remember I had a nice dress shirt with stripes. I folded, I didn't know how to button this. I was never good at buttoning my own. Oh right, it's right there. So I rolled it up like spade right there. Yeah. And then I, because I still don't know how to do it.

I don't know, is that happens? Still, when I do something like that, look, you would think to wear the first time because I wore a shirt and a tie. The first time you went in, really? It was nice. Cause I wanted to look, also I wanted to look older, I look very young.

And I had to go to a real bar to do it, and the age was 19 in Arizona. So, what was the bar? There's one called Chuckles, and then Anderson's for the Chuckles. I know, they all have goofy names, gut busters. Was that in Scottsdale? The loony bin.

Yeah, Chuckles was the first place I went on and it made a stop for stories. But where could you go on a bar when you got young? I went on at a place called Stitches Comedy Club. Stitches? Stitches in Boston. You're 17. 17 went on a bar. No, no, you have a fuck. It's so funny. They let anyone go on young

I didn't even know what to talk about I was driving down with my brother and he said did you write anything? And I said no, no, no, obviously I'll wing it and everything's gonna air. I'm your brother was like your manager Yeah, he 100% was just guy going you got to do something with your life and so I There's nothing else you could do. You really can handle nothing. So, I went on, I went on, I did the five minutes, I had a retainer because I was still young and I remember just totals silence. I was saying stuff that, you know, that I thought they would love that my family's love for years and they would just go in and

then I remember here and one guy go, he's got a retainer. And I was like, he's smiling and, do you remember your jokes? Didn't say anything that made sense. There's nothing in the room made. I used to get that blank mind like the first two years, three years of comedy. I all day long, I'd be practicing and all the shit written down and like, I'm going to say this, then that, then this, and then I'd get on stage and I'd be practicing and all the shit written down and like I'm gonna say this than that and then I'd get on stage and I'd be like, well I fucking hate it here, why am I here right now?

Space out, you guys space out, I'm sure. Back in the day. Like, out all the time, I would be nervous all day long, just to dream a life sweating, just bright red neck, terrified pacing, you know, and when you're Funny, because when you... ...desean while I was sleeping. No, my one is this. No, it was stage fright. I mean, you had just big... 5%, but the time...

Well, I don't want to go forward, but the time you got on SNL, it seemed like you had a lot of confidence, pretty quickly then. I don't know how, but yes. cosas que te dejan pensando como, ¿por qué los vostezos son contagiosos? Pero, MailChimp, no. MailChimp analiza los datos de millones de correos electrónicos para ofrecer recomendaciones personalizadas para mejorar el contenido de tus correos electrónicos, segmentar tu público, entre muchas cosas más, adivina menos y vende más con intuity MailChimp. La marca número 1 en email marketing y automatización. Empezado hoy mismo en MailChimp.com.

Vas a venderte a tus públicos de marcas competidoras en número globales de clientes en 2020 y 2022. I mean, you know, whatever you want to I just I do this sometimes with our guests just you know a favorite toy or a favorite bike or your first guitar What we have memories about all of those? Okay favorite toy favorite toy was probably the fucking evil can evil SSP SSP. Evil can even make a jump. So you wind it up, you pull it and then... You create your own little jump, you put pillows and cardboard and fucking evil can even fly off of that. That was fun.

I would scratch my mother's tile. She would yell at me for that. What was the second one you said? You're a bike. I had a... Bike sting raise were big when I was a kid. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you have a bike that was a big chariot for you? Monos. I had a sting raise were big when I was a kid. Did you have a bike that was a big chariot for you?

Monos. I had a Mon-goose. I had a mono shock. I used to jump. It was a little, it was very daredevil-y. I love to see you doing jumps. That'll be awesome. Oh yeah.

Now he is. I need to look across the tabletop. Don't worry about it. But I also had the evil con evil. That evil con evil that evil can evil thing was really good on the commercials about jobs and then in person it's in fucking impossible. Yeah yeah I just go over and fall but when did you get when did you be mute when we musical can I tell them about my fucking bicycle?

No, I'm fucking so uh hey we're new to this. You know what, he's gonna hear from me right now. What are you moving on from my bicycle? You took over the whole bike deck. Oh, I thought it was. I had this hurt a failure. So we're learning, we're learning. Yeah, which is great. Dana, you're fantastic.

Thank you. But it's not true. But David, no, so I had, I always wanted a huffy. I wanted a huffy like everybody else. Now tell me about a huffy, because that's. Huffy has like the longer, the longer, the longer. So it was like a huffy. I wanted a huffy like everybody else. Now tell me about a huffy, because that's. Huffy has like the longer, the longer the seat. So it was like a stingray. Like a stingray?

Stingrays? They had a banana seat, they could have a seat. But a banana seat, right? So a friend could ride in the back. Yes, yes. A huffy I had more of a cushiony seat. More like a banana, but a little thicker for like dirt riding, right?

Like if you ride in a lot. Ah, was it sold at Sears? Was it from Sears? about a little thicker for like dirt writing right? Like if you write, you know, ah ha ha. Was it sold at Sears? Was it from Sears? Well, here's the problem with the Adam and Sam LaHuffee. So I said to my family I'd like a Huffie. Of course I didn't get the Huffie. I got something else, a green bike.

They took the seat off. My father bought a Huffie seat and put it on track. I would go down a web to school with my elementary school and everyone's popping wheelies and on their huffies and I showed up with my huffy seat in the green bike. And I was like, hey, and they were like, get the fuck outta here with that fake huffy shit. Is that a budgetary thing or teaching a lesson for your dad?

There was a time when my dad, he didn't tell us, he was so cool. Yeah. He didn't have a job for like a year and a half. And I remember, he just kept it from us, I'd be like, Dad's always fucking home. This is incredible. Yeah.

When I would ask him, I'd still ask for shit. I'd be like, I saw this thing on TV, let's go. Give me that. That's good. And he was like, eh, we'll get to that. And I was like, we'll get to that. What the fuck is happening? Wow, so it was out of love.

I don't know. But he did the huffy scene. Yeah, he had to kind of build that fake huffy for me. Were you a daredevil at all? Did you get hurt as a kid? Did you fall off things, break things? I mean, I was definitely tougher as a kid. I was more fearless as a kid? As a kid? Things break things. I mean, I was definitely tougher as a kid. I was more fearless as a kid.

Now, I was a good skier. I was a good skier. In New Hampshire. New Hampshire's here, yes. So we skied all the time. Are you Dana? You skied? No, I was for rich people.

We would have a little, we'd have a little inner tube. We'd go to like, you know, snow ball, you know, just go down down like that but the big people out there could pay the money to go up the thing There was no money. We had huffy skis Fake But a new hamster your mountains were like 300 feet right? We were in North Carolina California. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So how did you get hurt a lot? Did you just hold it? I used to I was pretty good. I used to do back in the day. You did a helicopter Oh, yeah on the ski, you could do that.

And that was like a big deal. Jesus. Now it's fucking, I don't even think anyone does a helicopter anymore, right? You look at, you never see these guys on TV pop out of helicopter, they're always doing those flips and shit. Well, they could do anything they want.

It's a, it's a whole new thing. It's a whole new thing. It's a whole new thing. It doesn't even make sense. There's one guy in my hometown, Roba Tyle, his last name, Jay Roba Tyle. He used to do flips. He fucking was at this place, McIntyre.

There's a little ski area in my hometown. They'd build a jump for this guy, and no one else could do it, but he would just come down, knock out a flip, everybody like, what the fuck? Yeah. Well, wait a minute. You go down and then you go up. Heans forward and you get in the air he leans forward does a full flow of

Front flip but you were like I do that I could do it and then land your scheme and then land yeah, I was cool Thank you. Yeah, I was very good when I was like up to 15 and then I started getting scared I was very good when I was like up to 15 and then I started getting scared Okay, not being as cool. So then when did the guitar come in like I got a drum set? 14 when did you get a guitar? Yeah, and you're great on drums. We had some good jams We had some good jams, too. Yes My guitar happened my dad had an acoustic. Okay, so he used to play he'd always sing Mariah Away out West

The win So thank you, you didn't know that one. You guys know that one. I knew when to be quiet. You beat me down so much. I didn't join in. Even though I have the voice of an angel. So you got. Well, we'll get David and on. Yeah, get in on the right. Sorry. Okay. Yeah. Favorite, favorite entertainment that you saw as a in your form of years, I say five to 13 13 like TV show or movie that fucking blew your mind

say my fucking well west no you two young I like that yeah I like um my favorite thing I think the thing that knocked me out when I was yeah I love movies I love all the comedies like well I I'm sure everybody appeared, you know, the Mel Brooks and all that stuff. You know, yeah, young Frankenstein and Simon movie and Blazile's novels and all that stuff got me. But I'll tell you what, really got me.

I look back at it. I think I was in Florida, or Florida, as you would say, did, and I was in Florida or Florida as you would say did. I was in Florida. Oh! Yeah. And so my parents took me to see Eddie Fisher, he's saying, oh, Eddie Fisher. And somebody went on before him, oh, from seeing it in the rain, Donald O'Connor,

Donald O'Connor, and they came out and did an official poster show I don't know what kind of dance I was in, my parents going, holy shit, one guy, you go on stage, you can do that kind of thing and I got it kind of like wanted to get into that. I was interested,

that's sort of turned you on just to perform, like they didn't know if you'd even like it and then you really liked it. I guess so. I mean, I don't think they were trying to talk me into it, they were just trying to have a nice night out in Florida. And then I was just kind of locked into, I used to sing a lot in the car.

I used to sing a lot. My mother always said, I sang good. My father would just stare like this. What would you think you remember? Just songs off the radio. Oh my god, it was a pain in the ass because I sang a lot of Johnny Mathis for my mother. Oh really? She'd always sing chances on.

And I'd be like, Let's just sing, cause I wear a silicone. Whatever I did, I'm not. And it was fine not great I was able to see him Big vibrato and pipes I sang a Maria from West Side story I sang this is what I was little

You know like ten But my mother always said I had a good voice And my father was like he's alright And And my mother always said I had a good voice and my father was like, he's all right. And... Didn't your mom who was such a cheerleader that if Sonatra came on, she would say, you're better.

Oh yeah, you could do that. Yeah. Support of mommy. Oh, you know what's funny? My mother speaking to that, my uncle worked at a clothing company. And when I went to NYU, I was a standup. Yeah, you go and I went to I did I was a stand-up. I was making no money like all of us and

My mother called my uncle and said can add a model for you and My uncle was like, you know, I'll talk to them She's like he really needs the work. Hell, my. And I'm like, really? I'm a model. She's like, you're gorgeous. And my uncle, she, you're wonderful. And then my uncle had to just go, he's fucking looks terrible

in a suit. He's not a great, there's fucking looks terrible in a suit. He's not a great, there's not a good angle on him. You wanna suit now, don't you? You wanna suit now. I actually, because of that my daughter's spot mitzvah, I had to get the fucking suit dry clean this morning. I don't think it's gonna fit either, I've been swelling up. No. this morning. I don't think it's gonna fit either. I've been swelling up.

No, can you do? All right, so go ahead Dana, you had so many questions. I know. Well, then you go down. That's your hero. I mean, there's no anything. Yeah, there's a way. I'm kind of up in that area. I'm a tight bike. No, I gotta have a roadmap. This is good, man. We'll stud boy. stud boy. Oh, yes.

We'll joke. Now, Chris Rock called that one of the best pure jokes ever written. Thank you, Chris. And that was early stand up. Yeah. Yes. David, you want to, because I just think of it, a bottom grows up, he goes to NYU and then

is in New York he's 17. Yes within six years you're on Saturday night live. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So what happened in those six years David? Oh, well, Adam was a great stand up at a very unique perspective, interesting delivery, good, memorable joke. He was more like one joke, one joke, one joke, right? And not really stories, it was like that. And I wasn't even, you know, we don't have YouTube all that shit, so I didn't know you till I actually physically saw you. Yeah.

Oh, that was in the valley. It was at the improv and the avalanche. The valley improv. We spent it. You were going to valley improv, didn't it? Did you ever do that? Oh, yeah, I did that. And when I was living in New York in 1981,

doing sitcom with Nathan Lane and Mickey Rooney. Wow. I worked a, yeah, one of the boys. You check it out. And the Scatman and her brothers as well. But you, you like Jack Jr. Butto told me once that he was your, you know, your partner for a long time.

And he knew you back then. You would just do a bit. You'd go to a club, would quite work. And then you keep going and going. And he'd come back like a week later and you had it killing. So you were very tenacious about that, right? Yes, I don't know why.

I was not, I was probably the same as you guys. You just, I don't know. I believed in it. I kept doing it, found a way to kind of phrase it right. Do it till work. Sorry, you just, I don't know, I believed in it. I kept doing it, found a way to kind of phrase it right. Do it till work. Sorry, you do ever take, I used to tape mine then, it was really excruciating to listen to your own voice, but you would think you killed and it was really just one person laughing loud.

Yeah. Or you think it was nothing, but then you said something you forgot in between the jokes that was good. Right. So you'd sort of like piece it together and then try it again and tape it. Yeah, I did the old, I didn't say anything you do where you pulled out of a hat, but it was more sickening because I drove off Marazona and then they'd have at the improv amateur night. And so I'd sit there and they'd pull a name and read it and

you'd come up. So they're all waiting. Yeah. And every time they pull it, you get nervous and it's not you. And I go, oh it, you get nervous, and it's not you and I go, oh. And you almost don't want it to be you sometimes. You're like, ah, good, they're not gonna get too much. Right, then it was tough, and then by the end of the night, I'm like, it's scary, I'm so happy. It was, and then I never worked that way. And I think it was rigged.

I think they knew who's going up, they had friends and friends. But I finally got a few things, but then we wound up run into each other. How did you do your first night? How'd I do? Yeah. First night of stand up? Yeah.

That's a good question. When I started stand up, I'd take the mic off. I'm just going to get you anything out of it. No, it's actually, I just remember's the first time as a good story. We were spoiled because when I got to, sorry, or I was in the valley, and I was seeing comics, I was seeing guys like Drake say they were great.

I saw Adam was great, Schneider was funny. Yeah, he was great. I was wound up seeing guys that in a million years, how would we all get on SNL? It was so weird that it would happen that way. When you came in, it was like a million years, how would we all get on SNL? It was so weird that it would happen that way. When you came in, it was like a firestorm, but you guys really, you kind of like had 20 minutes, right? You weren't headlining on the road.

You had a 20. And then S1l, people saw you in the clubs. That's right. And they liked your writing. You got hired as a writer. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Dennis hooked me up. Dennis Miller.

So Dennis Miller. So Dennis Miller Dennis was the one who saw you. That's true. Yeah, Dennis Miller saw me a few times At the Santa Monica improv and he waited in the back after I think you guys knew each other. I knew that he was my You probably introduced that maybe yeah, and and he watched me and he and he said he likes some of my jokes And he was he was so nice to me and we we, he likes some of my jokes and he was so nice to me. And we loved him, we idolized him. And he heard they were looking for, Lauren was looking at new people and he said,

you should check out the Sandman. And Sandingo, yeah. He gave you that non-acre? Because the dentist never, he always has a name for some. Yeah, right, right. Christ, you know sandman hitting it heavy down at the prom and Santa Monica, okay? Taring up the beach communities with his wilthas stilt humor Okay, sorry. I love being Dennis. I love that

but Thank you What was your do you remember your first bit that kind of became your rock, like even if the set was not going well, you had one that started closer? Yes, I had one that I said the Vicks Vaperub, I used to say, remember Vicks Vaperub, when your mother would rub it on your chest. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And my mother would be rubbing it on my chest

and then we make eye contact. And I was like, I thought we were just friends, Ma. That was like my, that was my big, yeah. That was my big guarantee. And then you back that. Did you ever see this one when you go, I remember that joke very well. I thought that was a great one.

And he said, when I was a, a people say if you could live your life over Would you would you change a thing you go? Yeah? When I was walking down the what I felt on the stairs. I might have grabbed the rail next time Oh, yeah, that's right. Like that. Yeah, yeah, that was it. She's I forgot that I mean There's obviously will Chamberlain, but you had so many good jokes. They were so Different and odd and then uh and then Dennis got you on. Yeah, Dennis. But it's good to be different. It's very hard to be different.

And so when you see... When I did it, when I auditioned that night, it was with rock, Dana Gould and three other good comedians. Where were you? I was Chicago. I flew to Chicago. I flew to Chicago. That's right. I rock with Chicago.

That's right. I did great. I did fine. Dana Gould destroyed. Great comment. Yeah, that's it when me why rock was Chicago. Rock did great. I did find Dana Gould destroyed. Great. That's it. When he was incredible. So he should have got it. He's great. He wrote for the sim. He did a lot of great stuff. But somehow I got hired as a writer like David did. And then David is Schneider me. And who else was a writer? Anybody else? Just us. Oh, me. Oh, yeah. because Farley and Rock got hired that year and they were just straight.

They were on feature or cash and was, yeah. Everybody wrote for themselves like Dana Robin. And Dana was never a credit as a writer. If you got on as a main player, you never got a writer's credit for some reason. Right, that's true. Whatever it is, it's part of the deal. That was good sneaky money though.

I didn't want to be a writer, but but you know we didn't make much money, but you'd get kicked or rerun In perpetuity and that was nice even though it was two cents, but it was nice to you get a stack of checks And it's the host so it's like 18 cents Alec Baldwin 18 cents Tom Hing I'm close so that was kind of fun to rack that up the bricks You'veig wisely. Yeah, vestig wisely. And then, but we didn't make it ton. I'm sure when you start, we didn't make shit.

I don't think we even, we couldn't believe we were getting paid, right? Yeah, yeah, just a big deal to be, get money. Just maybe, yeah, like you net, like maybe 20 grand for the whole season or something. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, just live in a Hubble. Yeah, it was really I was you know, I there I was with Phil Lake great Phil and Jen Jen hooks God Awesome. Yes, and my myers and love it's and the show was really cooking and then you guys came off like the mother's

ship and closest encounters, you know, comes rock and Sandler and I remember the first time I saw you in the office, you were just kind of sitting at the big table on 17 floors, I remember. And I was doing pretty well on the show, you know. But I liked to immediately, you just had this vibe about you that was really, really funny and legable. You know, and that's a big part of DNA.

The sense that the love we all had. Dana was the king. Dana, I'll tell you, remember it was almost like at a standup club. If Dana had a skit and your skit was going on after, you were just like, oh, no, no, because Dana, we was on. You got to follow church later, you're something.

Are you talking about read through or on the day? No, read through. Read through his back. Put on the air. On the air was the biggest explosion in the place. And then your skit would do fine. But in your weird comedy brain, you just like, how the fuck do I get those data last? Yeah. I had a lot of help, you know, make a talk show and then have Phil Hartman and Jen Hooks come on, you know. Thanks, but so you come on, you get on the show, you're like, what's your first big, always first, you probably did update first, right? Or did you buy a raki-peat or something?

No, that was, Al Franken wrote that in there. Aren't you supposed to do the noise now? You do that. All right. But I like to ask you a question. Yeah. So like in classic comedy, sorry, David, you weren't finished. Sorry.

You're going to like this one. Because you didn't really lean on it much, but in the beginning, I remember in the classic comic sense of the idiot. So like there's Jerry Lewis is like the king. And then I remember you would do the hunched over guy and he would do that sound. Oh, like where did that guy come from?

Because that instantly made me laugh so hard because you were so committed, was that? Oh, it's, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I don't even know, man. It's very musical. So can you do more? I always felt good in a microphone.

Oh. Yeah. I don't even, I don't even, I don't even, I don't remember if that ever got on the air if I ever did that. I just remember seeing that and really loving it, you know. But there's one character I want to break down unless David has a question.

Because I'm, sure. Go ahead. We're really close friends. The opera man, the evolution of opera. Yes. Yes. Yes.

That then became the indestructible killer bit of all time. By the time you got it on the update desk, Yes. With the pictures, and you were mixing so good way to talk about the origins of that and the way you did it and then the way you ended up doing it you've all got you yes that's my question thank you yeah that's a good question and I remember you you knew the guy so there was a man on the street who used to sing opera on the street used to hold the can up and you'd be walking down the street and he'd kind of come back and

go, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, I didn't know that. I met that guy today at McDonald's. He wasn't singing though, he's in between sets. What would a guy like that be ordering like a McDonald's? I wouldn't be. Hey, barbecue sauce.

The thing that you can sound exactly opera is one more gift on SNL. If you can, if they'd write a singing sketch, obviously Adam wrote a lot of his own, but if they'd write somewhere you're singing, you can get in, if you can play an instrument, you can get in. There's so many things if you can do dance. So if you don't do a lot of those things, which was kind of a drag,

but Adam can sing so well and actually write songs and actually write songs that are catchy, because a lot of those things you don't update, we're actually really catchy on top of just being funny. And so that is big and that op-renman was a fucking cruncher that always. I was a gift from the turners. Didn't you do it off on the stage next update initially? No, I first time I did it it was just gibberish. It was like it was a Peter thing and I think maybe you or was it Phil?

That's what I remember. I don't remember this one. and I think maybe you or was it Phil? That's what I remember. I don't remember this one. Maybe you, maybe you. But I was in my office. Yeah, that's it. I don't used to go around the office. On all fours. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, So I open it up and you're on all four of you. Oh, and then you're asking me to do something introduce Opperman, right?

I did remember that. So you were like a theater guy, I would say, like the Opperman. Yeah, it was something like, goes from the emotion of trying to catch the bus. But unfortunately, he misses the bus. But then he sees his mother is behind the bus and but unfortunately he misses the bus, but then he sees his mother, you know, is behind the bus and picks him up.

Let's watch the opera man. I'm so glad that I got it. I'm like, I'm going to walk. I'm like, I'm going to walk. I'm like, I'm going to walk. I'm going to walk. I'm going to walk. I'm going to walk.

I'm going to walk. I'm going to walk. I'm going to walk. I'm going to walk. I'm going to walk. I'm going to walk. I'm going to walk. I'm going to walk. I'm going to walk. I'm going good. It did good after taking it. It did good. Yeah.

Salar, it's good. But if you a trick on S. Nell, if Adam was probably slightly newer then, but if you anchor it with Dana who they love. All right. And then he brings John and they go, and Dana seems to like it. And then they start to help.

I'm happy to help. It helps. When you're new it helps. When you're new in hell. No, it was a day and it's the best that it, so that's what it was. But anyways, it did fine. It was up at the table. It did well.

Everybody, remember after a while, they started liking us at the table. When David and I first were on SNM at the table, when we try to get on and we do full skits for ourselves, everybody else was kind of like calm down. That's enough guys, yeah, that's enough. Not yet, not yet. Right. But then by this time they were like, alright, give me a shot. And then we did that and it didn't do great, so Lauren didn't put it on. But then the turners out of nowhere, Bonnie and Terry Turner.

Great writers, great writers. Over the show for eight nine years Wayne's world. They were they wrote the first Tommy boy drafts What's in they wrote the first draft of Tommy boy? They were they were monsters. I don't even know why we don't hear about talk about them more They had some huge sketches. You guys should have them on this show. Yeah, I love to. Yeah, they're high-bony, high-terry. Hello guys. Listening to this when it's released. But they wrote what? What we said? And Lindsay and Lindsay, their daughter. Their daughter Lindsay. Yes. But anyways, they wrote this thing and they talked to me. I was in my office. They're like, so remember that

Opperman thing you did, we came up with an idea for the news, and they showed it to me, and I was just so dumb and young, and whatever I was, and I was like, hey, I guess. I guess we could try it that way. It was Opperman, the news, and he said, do he the showing current

of an individual or Ryan, he sang it in the bus. I didn't really, but I was like, no, I'm from him speaks gibberish. That doesn't make any sense. You don't understand. So then it became a divorce. So how about you know, you know, you would be in our events with like Trump. Yeah, exactly. Just. That was all those guys wrote it. I got to be it, they would give me the melodies, and Cheryl would write a song. But yeah, and they would just give me all the goods, and I mean, it was the greatest gift ever.

That was all wrong. I got to wear the, did you do with Eddie Vetter, or no, you see, sing like Eddie Vetter once, you heard? I see, I know, I sing like Eddie Vetter. Was it As of Operman or was something else? Operman singing about Pearl Jam, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and remember when, I think they were even on the show Pearl Jam that night.

Yeah, that's right. But what would he say? A better what do you mean? I mean, you got the pipes kid. You were going, hey, my son. I was out of rain. I can't create. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But he's not exactly like a reaper, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh guy who could do it besides you because he's got pipes and he's just a funny so that was a kill. That was amazing. He played your brother or something. I was Glenn Close and and and love us and maybe they were my parents. I don't remember. Yeah, yeah.

I remember that. He's the whole thing. Only on Sarah night. Yeah. That's right. Can we I'd like I could go anywhere. There's so much fun. I want to ask about when he does bits when you get to bring in one of the musical stars.

I think McCartney did Red Hood's sweatshirt with you. Oh, that was a great, oh, damn. Oh, I'm so jealous. You did something with him. Yes. I love McCartney. I just like before McCartney hosted. You weren't there then?

I missed it. I missed it. I was a fool. He was upset, because we'd met at 86 at Lawrence House. He called me up. I don't know why you didn't stick around, then, you know. We could have had a plunker. We'd be plunking, looking at each other.

I go, who is this? Nobody in the pool. No. He's cranking. I miss that. But you got to do a thing. What did you do with Palmer Carney? It was red.

It was red. It was my shirt. I wrote it with Ian Maxson Graham. and I forget who else, somebody else. And we had dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip,

dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, And then I said, let's call out Paul and Linda and Paul and Linda McCartney. We wrote a form and then Lauren said, I said, will they do it? He goes, well, you have to talk to them. So I went to Lauren's office. They were eating.

I think they were on the show or they were just. They were Paul was the guest. And Linda was with him. You walk in and you have to convince them. I just like had to come in with the dopey guitar and be like, my heart's pounding through my chest. Did you crawl in or did you walk? Me?

A little skimp. That was when you were going to pitch it. Remember you'd skip across. No, I'm making that up. So go ahead. So you walk in there. I mean, I want Lauren's eating shunly Chinese. Shunly and Paul and Linda.

Linda's amazingly nice and Paul's amazing nice and I sing them the little thing. And they laughed and then I left and then I was like, I don't know if that worked or not. But then they said yes and they forever. I got that saying with them hung out with them after the show. Hung out Stella was there. Memistella was a kid.

She came to the show I'm a carton that fashion designer. Yes, and she was such a nice Kid she was like our age then you know like whatever we were and I Yeah, let's keep the numbers out of it. I said I am discipline as kids a long island went over to his house And you know, I think James had a little toy sword, a plastic sword, he dropped it down in his sister and Paul goes, you do that one more time, we're going to have a problem. See him as a dad. See him as a dad.

See him as a dad. See him as a dad. I remember some comics that he had a bill. He was the first one with a billion dollars and they go, you know, if he lost his wallet in a cab and there was 500 million in know, if he lost his wallet in a cab and there was 500 million and he'd still have 500 million dollars. That was some kind of joke. But do you remember when Farley's brothers came to the show and McCartney's on that stupid

story where Paul, Paul looked the same as Paul McCartney growing up but he had a little bit of gray here and so Farley's brothers were standing there with red cups. There was no security. So the music comes out of their dressing room walks by the eight-age page desk. You know that, and they walk right into the show, and they go, Paul McCartney, one minute till you're on live. And so you see, he comes out with a bodyguard

on the front and back, and he walks out with his guitar. It's a fucking Paul McCartney. I'm there with Farley's idiot brothers, and they're all drunk. And he comes around, and they they go and one of them goes, hey Paul, and he looks over and he goes, get a little gray, and he goes. And then he walks out and I go,

are you an idiot? He goes, man, he looked and then he goes on the monitor and they're like 15 seconds and he looks in the monitor and he goes like this. He got his head right before he went down. Oh no. And you know he's like, is mine? And then anyway, so I will say one of my proudest moments because sometimes Adam and I would

try to write together or we would all try to think of excuses to all be in the same sketch or whatever. And the one I like the best is the gap girls when we were in the, that was all David, in the mall. And then Farley says, lay off, we I'm sorry. That is one of the funnest ones we ever did. And Schneider was in it and Sarah Gilbert was a host.

Oh yeah. And we were all, that was just the fun for me because we would all just rehearse. So you know, you write it if it gets in, you laugh, it reads, you laugh, you know, when we talk about what plays what parts and what we say. And then you really wrote all that stuff. I know, but then everyone adds jokes, whatever you want. And then we got to do it on, see, you have to rehearse all week or once twice.

Yeah, that's a good reason to hang out as a rehearse. Yeah, that was amazing. Does everyone know about the gap girls? Because there's a young. Right. Okay. Because there's some younger people here. Oh, no.

It was just a sketch where we all worked at the gap. We played girls and it was infuriating. And how did you talk? Whatever. That's right. Yeah. That's right. Yeah.

That's right. Yeah. And I went to the gap and studied it and they showed up, they put a clipboard in the sweaters and pulled them out and folded them out. Yeah. Mesmerized. And then they would actually,

this is when you feel kind of like a big deal because if you get a sketch on and you're just some doofus from Arizona, and it's like a dumb sketch about the gap, and then when they bring the sketches written and is put up on its feet, they bring in, they talk to the gap and brought a whole section of the gap over. So they had a security guard, because it would cost so much, it was real pants, real sweaters, and it was just a chunk of the gap they moved in and the gap liked it because it was free

advertising, even though we made them all look like morons. But it was still really fun and then we all hung out there and would practice in their rehearse whatever it's called and it's great So we did a couple of those we did Gapardy was jeopardy. It was just a fun way for me you and Farley to be in sketches Yeah, and that was that was our names again Say it again. What was our names? Christy Lucy he was Cindy get. Christy, Lucy. He was Cindy, and you might have been Lucy, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

And does anyone know? Something like that. get to rock and roll somebody in a sketch. So you and I had a crazy sketch. When I came back to guest host, Binks, you play drums, what? Pepper Boy. Oh, let's talk about Pepper Boy. So that, yeah, that was incredible.

That was like, you and I were peeking on the show. Chris Farley was to mess with us. Yes, Farley crossed his ass. Let's just talk about that for a second. Steve Koren started it. That's right. on the show Chris Farley was Tim Ellis was. Yes, Farley crossed his life. Let's just talk about that for a second. Steve Quarren started. That's right. It wrote it.

So it's just too, I was kind of the, he was my protege. I was the mentor. I was obsessed with how to do the pepper. You know, a huge pepper mill. And Adam was kind of the underling. And really eager. And we, we, I'll just set it up for a second.

We did well and read through. Yeah. Pretty well rehearsal. Dress show pretty good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Then Steve Corn comes to me and tells me something you want to do. What was it? What was it?

So at one point we had that I was going to. You were going crazy. You were so nervous. Remember I slapped you. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah's comedy. It's always threes. And then I put you right. Yeah, with the sound effect. So between dressing air, Steve Corn the writer comes in and says,

I'm just gonna put the pepper shaker between his legs. So you're gonna do this. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then we timed it great, but we really peaked on air. Yeah, that was amazing. That doesn't happen every time. We come in, it's so hard. I mean, because Tim Meadows was sitting there and I was doing the pepper.

You like a pepper? I mean, it became way, I don't know, if it was sexual or something, but we were just on another level. I'd say once two weeks, if I'm in a restaurant, a guy with a pepper thing will be like, Frischepepin. I don't know how to hide.

Yeah. Yeah. And do you remember what happened? Like, Farley was always the best at breaking people because he could be explosively funny. Do you remember his line and what he did on the show? I know what it is. Yeah.

We flew in from Tommy Boy for just the show, and then we had on the show. I know what it is. Yeah. We were flew in from Tommy Boy, yes. Ford just the show and then we had to fly back. Oh. And he goes, I have a line in Pepper book. And then he have a big beard. He had a deep, he looked ridiculous. He really hammed it up. He's a blind,

this is why thank you, and Pepper Boy. I'm sorry. He says, This is gonna make you laugh. He goes, Etsy, I'm gonna make you laugh out there. Before he said,

Oh, he talked it, he said before it started, he goes, Etsy, I'm going to make you laugh out there before he's over. He talked it back before it started because Etsy, I'm going to make you laugh out there. And I go, all right, all right. And then he leaves back. What? Thank you, Bear Boy. I've never seen a human being transform like that. I think it's like 12 chimps and perfect amount of pepper. But huge beard for no reason.

But he's screwed in for the air. Yeah, he's so close his eyes still. If Adam starts to turn purple, that's the stage. I'm over here. Adam's turning toward me and trying not to go. The sketch had gone so well that I stayed in character, but I was I said, don't the break. Do you remember that? Of course. That's funny, man. But I was I said a don't the break

Don't you make the problem you would a pro The funny thing is as farly wasn't even supposed to say it that loud it made no sense I thank you pepper Achie loss is viable But that was that was an electric sketch for rest Yeah, well that's his mind, but that was that was an electric sketch for rest man sketch and then it'll cantinawry when we did that one. Well you guys wrote El Cantinaw, that was major was explosive. But you you you you would take the reins murder murder murder. Yeah, then we'd have a little thing to do when we were like let's jump on the Dana fucking thunder. Yeah, well I don't quite

that you guys killed too. You and we're on the go but we got them all right That was an Italian restaurant where every all the waiters are too sexual with Kristi allie and all the yeah all the women that come in They're like oh, but Lisa. I'm a Lisa. Yeah, I start licking Kristi allies face I'm supposed to lick her face really hard and remember in rehearsal. I go this is okay. She goes. Oh, yeah Go for it. What did we want to do? A believe in my life. Oh, you like it. Yeah.

But you guys were just, you know, you and Schneider came in with Schneider had no clothes on or something. I had no clothes on. That was the guy back then, I could take my fucking shirt off and feel okay. Now there's a reason the sweatshirts on it. Yeah, another shirt in case that somehow falls off. You know, another crusher was lunch lady, and in a great song I called Taylor

about a year ago. Yeah, it's on my iPod and it came in and this is a good song when you go Slap Air Joe, Slap Slap Air Joe. I go the way you write it and it came in and I really this is a good song when you go Slap Air Joe Slap Slap Air Joe yeah I go the way you write it and it's actually funny and then you a sketch and it's funny and then you hear it again you go that's actually a good song like you can it's always catchy songs it's saying that I sang that on my album before I sang it on Saturday night like oh yeah oh yeah I did it first on the album and Farley was at the taping of my album. And so when I'm singing on the album, Slavadro, I think I'm in Santa Barbara.

I don't remember where I was. Just a cool club. I'm sorry, I forgot the name of it, but it was a club we were recording. Farley was in the crowd going nuts. And then he's his crazy voice is so when I'm going to Slavadro, Slavadro, Slavadro, you hear Farley going, nuts and then you he's his crazy voices so when I'm going to slah me to his lab as I'm at you you hear far they're going

love it oh my god I even heard the saw me before he just kind of said all right he's gonna say no I did it yeah that was the question what was that on they're gonna laugh at you which was they're all about you times platinum that was a biggie you're the last guy to really sell comedy albums. I think I mean I don't know if there's there's been some after but with that back in the day that was you were on it Yeah, everybody was anybody. Anybody the buddy. We did buddy dude buddy dude homie Yeah, that was a great one. What the hell happened to you was another one That was where your real acidy humor came out on those albums.

That was where I got to curse a lot for the first time. And David cursed with me and we all, we were so excited. It was like being on Saturday night. I just thought it was like jazz. I mean, I mean, the one about the announcer with the champion, you say the word champion. It's a golf announcer. You do it.

You say the word champion. It's a golf announcer. You do it. You say the word champion like 500 times. It's about a golfer who has like a nine stroke lead and he's on the last hole when he keeps missing thoughts. And you're the announcer. The announcer going to the champion is is feeling it today and he's about to set the course record and the champion. And then he fights it and he hear the crowd go, oh, and he went to the champion. He lost that all eight stroke lead now. He's like, you know, oh, I got a shit. And then he gets more and more just insane closer to being like choking and he's like, well, he's up three strokes.

Hopefully he can put this one in and and then it's Blake Clark is doing the voice of the chat. Oh, Blake Sharpen is going, God fucking damn it. But anyways, those albums were good because like they lay into the crowd of college kids in the summer and then you come back and you're even bigger on a snob because they're like playing them over and over. The album's with the big, big, smart deal. Besides Saturday night live because like you said, I would go out on tour. The kids who were coming to see me knew the album, so they knew some of the songs, knew some of the characters and that definitely relaxed me on stage from all of us.

We used to have fun. Well, let's just say, because you've given me a lot of props that by the time you're after about two years in on SNL, you really were just like top notch. I mean, you're crushing consistently on that show. And the audience was falling in love with you because when you'd sing Hanukkah song, when you would do your guitar,

or thanks, give me a song. Right, right, right. First of all, you're actually, you're a really good acoustic player. Not bad. And you can hold a great melody and then it's so silly and funny and also watching you enjoy it. Not breaking, but just the light in your eyes.

It's so infectious, you know. It was exciting, yeah, man. I remember that. I remember singing that at the table. The Turkey song, the Thanksgiving song for like, Smigel and a couple of the writers at the table going, you know, singing it to him and if they laughed, I was like, oh, fuck, okay, they think it's funny. It was a big deal. If those guys, the great writers on the show, when they would smile at what your

idea was, like, Jim Downey, if he said something was good, you would just like, even if he didn't get on you were like I'm right Yeah, we had we had the 18 there was yes Genius downy brilliant, you know, we had some Redders Where's your first movie that was when we did the summer we did Tommy were you to Billy Madison, right? yes, yes and then and then the next summer

Happy Gilmore happy Gilmore? Happy Gilmore. And then those movies kept making it more than the other one, so you give you another one. And then it was wedding singer, wasn't it? Wedding singer. Yeah. And then the water boy,

I think that was where it was the mic drop. At that point, you were a movie star. Yeah, it was too big. When you do happy, you did of course, Billy Madison, but you do happy Gil more, the wedding singer and water boy. Within like 24 months or something. Then big daddy.

Another mega monster. Yeah, too many. I can't even, you know, when water boy came out, I was hosting and you were there that weekend and we were going to do a bit in the monologue and then you had to fly back. Water boy was such a fucking, they told us, or they told you how much it made. And everyone's like, what the fuck? And then you had to get back and I changed my monologue and I just did stand up.

I wasn't doing stand up in my long. You kidding me, I was supposed to go out with you. Well, we're gonna do audience member, you know when you go, dude. Oh, I guess, get out of here. And you're gonna run my monologue with questions. And then they go, Lauren goes, well, you know, you said you had to go and I go,

all right, well, what do I do? And he goes, stand up. Oh, really? Aren't you a stand up? I go, well, I fucking never do it anymore. I go, tonight. So it was just throw some things together. I go, so you can't go practice or run a catch rising star. So I put some together. But it's so fucking terrifying new monologue anyway. And then yeah, yeah, forwardless, posting, sorry. And everyone's a, that is the worst when you're doing stand up and you're about to go out and you look for the mic

and then the guy makes the decision for you like, don't use a hand mic, use this. And then you go, and you don't have a fucking mic in the hand, you're like, how old are you shit? What do I do with both my hands? I feel like this is a- I know, we're not used to it.

Yeah. Or a mic stand, I lean on a mic stand sometimes, not there. Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah, looking for a mic stand, a lean on right there. It's just like drowning. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, first start to stand up, you just hold a mic like this.

Oh, God, you're choking. And yeah. Yeah. Did you go with Bill, like we, I'm sorry. I remember shooting Billy Madison and you guys were shooting Tommy Boy and hanging out with him. Yeah. Up in Toronto.

Yeah, we're in the same place. Because we came over there and that was a night. When you remember what you did that thing called, there was like a crime scene joke with everybody where they go in the room and you go walk in and it's a crime scene. Anyway. So, but, but, oh yeah, but Adam's movie was called Billy Madison. Our movie was called Billy the Third.

Yeah, it was Billy the Third. And so we changed it and we just didn't have, we know what to call it, of all things we both have the same lead as the same name. So we eventually changed ours because the name of the movie was Billy the third. But fucking hanging out in Toronto with you and Farley. Oh, that was great. We had a couple of weeks together. Right. It wasn't on night. I hate it. And then, uh, oh yeah. So then you do all those movies that seem to work out for it. You just do movies. Uh, by the way, my wife and I watched, we watched hustle last night. What did you say? Hustle. Hustle. Hustle. H hustle? You so loved it. Yeah, I think it's a great movie. Yeah, we have a lot of hustle as a movie's got coming out

I know movie. Yes, it's on Netflix and it's about it's kind of like Hoosers meets Rocky Yes, money ball. Yes, yes, and you're great in it. Thank you. I mean really great. Thank you. Thank you It's a it's just a it's a it's just really, you know, where it really works is a movie. I can't. I got Tariya. Yeah, man. That's a great thing. I mean, I don't know how much we can give away.

Adam's a basketball agent. Oh, you were? I didn't like it at all. Like a... I don't know how to do that. I don't know how to do that. I think it's a different movie. No,'t. I can't. I can't. I can't.

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I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can it. Yeah, you like the sixers? I'm nervous about you. Well there. I hope I'm nervous. Yeah, that is a good team though. But anyways, I discover a guy in Spain, Wancho Hernan Gomez. He's just a, he's an NBA player who never acted a day in his life. Yeah. And he's so fucking good. He's so great. He really believes he's just from this little village and really just has nothing going on. Beautiful jump shot. I knew it wasn't seen.

Yeah, I mean, I'm amazing. All you think is how many times you got to do every scene he makes, every basket, you go, is he making all these fucking baskets? Cause I've been on sets where they're like, going again, I'm like, make it. Let's get the fuck outta here. But it's very hard to do that in all the scenes where it's pivotal.

He has to make it in a crowd with a crowd behind him. And you got all these NBA players in it. It's very real. It's unbelievable. Unbelievable. How Heidi Garter. Is it Heidi Garter? Heidi's in it.

Oh yeah, he's got an ice in it. Heidi Garter is in it. She, that's right. Yeah, Heidi Garter. She plays rock. She did a nice job. She did a nice job. Who Robert DeValle Owens in the movie owns the Sixers. Yeah, and

he has Ben Foster's son and Heidi Gardner's daughter and they all work for the organization and Heidi's excellent in it. Yeah, and she's great in it and Duval must have been huge to be in that same amazing hangout. Duval must like. I should shot the shit with Robert Dubov for, we would together three, four days, did all our scenes together, we talked and talked and sat, I sat in a, he has a Rolls Royce in the movie, I fucking sat in the back of a Rolls Royce, just talked about the Godfather, talked about everything.

Back between the setups. And it wasn't like, he just was cool, he was just talking about everything. And he's 90 something years old. And he was just a sweetheart and he was great, great stories. Really James Khan. And he just fucking knows everybody. See, that would just, you'd be,

you're a fly on the wall at that point. Yeah, yeah. And he's talking about the Godfather. Talk about the Godfather. Just saying the first time. You try not to ask him about it. You're like, what other movies you do you like? And he's like, the protection squad,

Sony, but you always have to. It's that, yeah. That's all God. He was a big hit. He was a big hit. I think, because the movie, I don't want to give anything away, but it kind of goes rollercoastery, but you have to get on the phone.

And it was like very like great acting solid scene where I was like, oh my God, that must have been hard to do, but like a tear jerk, or there's a couple of scenes like that in there that really get you into the movie, into the movie, and that guy was the basketball player who was great.

Actually, remember I ran into you? Yeah, we played golf with a bunch of, and you were with him. Yeah, yeah, this guy's in the movie and then he was super cool. That he's such, he's six nine. Yeah. He's from Spain. His, his brother or both are in the NBA. He plays for the Spanish national team.

He was, he's on the Utah Jazz now. And he just did it as a fucking joke. Cause of the pandemic. They were like, going around saying, we're looking for a basketball player. Adam Sandler's got some movie, LeBron James is producing. And his sister said, why don't you do it just for fun. And he did it. He auditioned. We were like, geez, that guy's pretty damn good. So good in it. It's amazing. He's a. You get these scenes like when you have to do a real crying scene in a movie or something like that, I don't know about you cry a lot.

I've seen that. But in real life, I don't cry that much. But on a movie, I said it. Every day. When you have to cry in a scene, you're just like, oh my god, how the fuck is that going to happen? Yeah. Whatever. Your work hard. I cry in a scene, you're just like, oh my God, how the fuck is that gonna happen? And whatever, your work heart, this Wancho did like 10 setups of different angles, blah, blah, blah,

and he was just bawling, crying, and saying his lines perfect, I'm like this, and he's a handsome fucking guy. He's good looking dude, I was trying to understand, but he's so good looking, he can cry, he's got it all, he's got it all, it's just game over. It's six, nine crying hands, motherfucker. Six, ten and a half actually, sobs like a baby every day.

I started angry. I started angry. I was 13, Dana, I would give you guys a tip. If you're ever in a movie, you have to cry. And it's hard to. Yeah. You fake it and you go like this. Mmm. You get glassy. You love the end of time, you boy. you have to cry and it's hard to yeah you fake it and you go like this

and get glassy He's obviously crying. That's good It does work. It's called great acting but Adam Do you feel like because you know you had on cut gems that was pretty good, right? Yeah, thank you, Dana. So then I saw that and then I see this one. It seems like you're either, I don't know, and the murder mystery movie, I mean, you're on a roll. I mean, are you feeling like you're more on a roll

since high school? Are you changing up stuff because you seem to be at this other level? Or is it just from doing it so much? I think I'm getting older, more opportunities, guys like the safty brothers. Yes. The safty brothers, so your brother,

he kind of worked with them as the gate going out. They were great friends with Andy. And I met them 12 years ago. They were talking about Unca Ch I met them. It's got 12 years ago. They were talking about Uncut Chums then. Uncut Chums. I was sort of the muse for just a... Because I met him for a few years ago. Uncut Chums.

Yeah. But those guys are super cool, very good. They did. I think they did a Kate spade commercial that I know you guys met yeah and I think a and he wrote an idea and they did it and then it somehow went to the canned film festival and then they did a movie called I think daddy long legs after that yeah incredible and then they just kept getting they were just better and better and better and yes did yours and you

know maybe one day you do another one with the best guy another one they're writing another one right now but I looked I'm getting to do all this great stuff. No bomb back PTA Yeah, they all hooked me up. They all wrote great stuff. They asked me to be in it Jim Brooks Yeah, Paul Thomas and then you just get more relaxed over time, right? You get more in the pocket. You get, I guess I'm getting, I just did a movie with Johan Rank and he did Chernobyl.

He did the series Chernobyl. He's incredible and I played an astronaut in it and a guy is fucking crazy in the movie and going through a lot of pain and I went, yeah, just fucking do it and go and try your hardest. That's all I do. I try my best and the ones that don't work, they go, all right, we got to cut around that. But I try to get as good as I can and they make it work. Is it ever scary?

Because these guys do great movies or great TV show and PTA, obviously, one of the best actors. One of the best ever. Yeah. And then, but you know PTA a little bit, but if you get lucky enough, you know, you're paired up with some great director and usually on sets like growing up, so those kind of movies you have more of a say. But you have to kind of keep quiet somewhat, not totally, but, and trust them.

And you ever get a feeling where you're like, I don't even know this guy, I know this guy knows what the fuck's going on. I mean, that must be scary. These guys, because they're so good, but you go, it's gonna work, they know what they're doing. That must be hard. Then you just go, you just give yourself to them, because you know they're great,

and you read the script, and you just don't wanna let them down, and you jump in their world, and it is neat. It's neat, not, I always feel more comfortable doing comedy. I'm always More at ease going on. We're gonna go make a movie and have a great time and try to come up with the best jokes and make everybody laugh Yeah, I love that. I'll love that the rest of my life just like you guys This we're addicted to that, but the other stuff I'm getting to do It's awesome. I know you both would crush that also. It's just different.

It's fun. It's a different day in the trailer. You don't go, what the fuck? Let me come up with a joke. You're kind of sitting there going, oh, I got to get in this mood right now. Well, the jokes are kind of crutchy, because you know how to do it.

And you know, if you have a scene that's not working, you go, I think we can figure out this if we think of a joke or way out, which is what you do a lot on a comedy. But in these, you're like, this is just connecting, it's part of connecting the dots of the bigger picture. So not a lot has to happen right here,

and it's hard to trust that. That's true. Just do what it is. They'll figure, I mean, sometimes they had music or something and you go, oh, I see what trust that. That's true. Just do what it is. I mean, sometimes they add music or something, and you go, oh, I see what they did. It's perfect. Yeah, that's true.

You don't know when you're doing it. And then when you're doing it, and it's not right, those guys tell you, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, and you go, oh, and you feel stupid for a second. You go, oh, I was giving you a little extra, and they were like, come down, come down. You should sit up a bit there. They're making it real good for the people. And they go like, come down, come down. She used it up a bit there. They're making it real good for the people.

And they go, no, no, no. Believe me, they want to see you, right? Those are the brothers, right? The safety brothers and brothers. And I'm cut jabs. Ronnie, Dana, what else do you have for Adam? We got to take a few questions. We don't chill tonight.

I do think it's kind of cool that you did, there's so many movies, we talked to Drew bear more about Fifty first day that was great. We drew. It's great Drew gave you answers that were incredible every time doesn't Drew automatically take even a half a question and she fucking goes She's poetically does a seven minute answer Yeah, yeah She goes I'm gonna guess your next three questions, and here's the answers.

When I went to SNL, we were like, okay, made it easier. I was like, I need to talk to her talking about being a little kid on SNL. Oh, I know. Yeah. At age seven, I've listened to every episode of your show. You have? I fucking love this show. It's the best.

Yeah. She's so happy for both this show. It's the best. Yeah. I'm so happy for both of you. It's the greatest. Well, it's fun to do because, you know, like we don't get to hang out with our friends at my store. This is our chance to do that. Right. You know, the other one I wanted to ask you,

did Angerman, so you got to work with Jack Nicholson. Yes. Unreal. And I really got to know him. And you told a funny story about peanut butter. Just hang out at his house. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's right, man.

My first day over, Nicholson's, I got there, and he keeps the house dim. And so I'm sitting in this chair, and Jack's sitting in this chair, we're facing each other about five feet away from each other, and we're talking and shit, and I'm going, it's dark enough that I'm going into my head. I don't think this is Jack Nicholson.

I think like they brought out a fake one to talk to me and see if I'm located, talk to the real one, so I'm just going like this. And he's like talking quietly, and it doesn't sound like the impression everybody does. You know, you know, whatever. Maybe let me tell you something. It's not like that. It's kind of like, yeah, man, it's kind of quiet and cool and little saying, man, let me just, I don't know.

He just has a cooler voice, but I was not really believing it was him. And then I do like an hour of that. And then at the end of he goes, you're hungry or something like that? I said, yeah, yeah, I could eat. He goes, you want a sandwich? And I said, yeah, that sounds great, man. And he's like, PB and Jane.

And I go, that's fucking great. Then he gets up and walks away, then he turns around, he looks at me and he goes, Skippy or Jim? That sounds like it. I thought also that you went outside for a minute, and you're outside, he came out and he held up the jars. Oh, that's what I was.

Skippy or Jim. That's a funny image. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. So I remember your story. Yeah, that was a better than me, man. I ran in him with Lauren, of course, with Lauren. And we had dinner and he goes, and he's come, there's an empty seat, you know, as a stupid?

No, no, no, no. Okay. So Lauren goes, we're gonna have some spaghetti. And I was with Rosie, she's over there, I was over here. Torso Lee, and I'm at empty seat. And Lauren sits here, so there's an empty seat. And Jack sits next to Rosie, and he starts talking, and then he goes, one time I went to the MTV

or just something, or something, and he goes, I ran out and it was so dark I got in the wrong limo and I sat down and everyone just stared at me and it was Nirvana and he goes, and he goes, we're just, and anyway in the wrong limo I go, uh oh, and then she goes, did they not know who you were and he goes, well that's never happened.

Yeah. It's all what they knew he was. Could I tell Quinter Nikolson one? Yeah. Related to SNL. So Phil, Harman, and John Loveitz and I are playing the Part 3 in Studio City. Uh-huh. What's it?

Yeah, we're on the green. We waved the guy on, and he shoots it out of bounds, and he walks over. We realize it's Nikolson. Right, right. So he walks up, and Phil Harman had dubbed his voice in the movie The Border, because they couldn't get a hold's Nicholson, you know. So he walks up and Phil Harman had dubbed his voice in the movie The Border, because they couldn't get a hold of Nicholson. He feels very respectful and he goes,

Mr. Nicholson, I dubbed your voice in the movie The Border. One beat and he goes, no wonder it was my only stinker. That's a good one, yeah. As a joke. All right, let's take some questions or a question. We'll, as a joker. All right, let's take some questions. Questions. We'll get Adam out of here. By the way, just so you know, before Nicholson did anger management, he called Lauren. He called Lauren to see if it was he had Lauren read

the script. Oh really? He goes, I've just just got to make sure. See if it was funny or so he goes, oh really? It makes me laugh. And let me just let go. He goes, he is the man and Lord rest. I skimmed it. He went through it and gave it the blessing. So I owned a Lord for that too. We all learn a lot. Yes. And Lauren, you appreciate Lord more and more every year you're away from the show. What he has to deal with the ego's, the politics, keeping the sensibility in a certain frequency, is he'll have to turn into he-ha in a second. Oh man, he likes smart, he'll have to be glad. So there's a lot of respect for him.

That's very true. All right, how are we gonna do Q&A? How do we do it? Oh, they line up over there? Okay, line up with him if anybody has a question, we'll do a couple, and then we'll get to. Greg Holtzman, we'll get you guys to the other three hotpers tonight. All right, here we go. Hi there. Oh, we're starting. Yeah. Okay, go ahead, you man.

Hey, Michael. So I was wondering, you were talking about, like, childhood things that you remember. What was the first, like, extravagant purchase you made when you made it big? That's a good one. I got my leather jacket, and you remember? I got a blazing category movie and I bought a $400 leather jacket. There was too heavy, but I couldn't give it up. It was like a motorcycle one. And it hurt my neck, but I wanted to wear it. And then

I think I wore the improv when I first I was around out of it. The first thing you ever said to me was, can you un-zip her me? Help me get it off when I have to lay down now. That was it. Mine was other jacket. They know what you got. What did you get? I'm putting my own money that I bought. I think I went out, my father had a green, dark green and light green, 78 Cadillac Fleetwood, or some shit when I was in high school. And at my first big move, I went out to an old Cadillac place. They didn't have that color, but I got that same caddy

and had them painted that color. That was like my big personal. That's cool. That's pretty much for it. How much can I change mine? You must have got more. I'm going to live in Jackhead based on your home sales recently. Sorry. He did well. David invested well. Yes. What was your... What'd you get? My wife and I did a silly thing. We walked in in Sino, we walked into a Mercedes dealership and we bought Mercedes cars, like 100,000 more cars. I bought a convertible coupe and I drove it for like a week

and then a plastic windshield, like, what the fuck? So I got, I took it back and got us a Dan. That was just during my German phase. You know, I had a Volvo. I have a Volvo now, it's turning sexy. What was it? Go ahead, next one. Yeah, I was gonna ask you about the origins

of your trademark, you know, Adam Sandler voice, but you kind of already answered that. Yeah. But so my next question is, do your daughters do like an Adam Sandler impression? Like, they do, they go like, they're all out for the reward, whatever. They don't do that, they don't know that album yet, but they do both do the ad. Yeah, you.

Oh yeah, they do that. Every time I'm trying to be funny and it doesn't work. That's funny. Yes, that. Thank you. Thanks, man. Sorry, I to be. It's going to be. That's funny. Yes, that.

Thank you. Thanks, man. Sorry, I'm shorter. Hi, guys. Hi. Hi. My name is Shalice from Houston. Nice to see you, buddy.

So my question is, what out of all the films you guys have, if you guys can go back and do a sequel to any of y'all's previous films, what would it be? Uh, shit. Wait, wait, wait. One is World 3. One is World 3. One is World 3.

Garget 60. Garget. Wait. I gotta get some flowbacks. Yeah, flowbacks. I don't know if it would work. Go ahead, Adam. We've done so many movies.

What would be the sequel? What would you, what would you do? I can't think of the name right now with you did with the cage and love it's oh Trapped in paradise. Yeah, that'd be fun to just work with this Tough shoe we fell down in the snow and yeah, we just you doing Brad Gray and right? I was doing Brad Gray and then Mickey Rort. I don't know what you're doing but I wouldn't do it. Oh yeah. You're doing Mickey Rort. The studio flew in from LA. We're in the middle of woods in Canada and said you got to stop doing that. Yeah. But Nicholas Kate said I

would do it anyway. He was a great character. I guess that's it, right? I don't know. What would you do a sequel to? You have so many movies. No idea. I like them all. I like doing grownups with Davey because we all hung out. We had a lot of time.

Don't grow up. Don't grow up. It could work. You have three? Don't. You have three. Whatever it is. I like to do it with it.

It's always great when you're with your friends. Growing up, we literally got to do with it. It's always great when you're with your friends growing up. We literally got to do this every day. I was a student. So the chairs hang out, try to be funny and cut around it. Yeah, that thing's been keeping the lights on at TBS for the last seven years. That's on.

I'm heavy rotation. Yeah. Sure. But I love it. I love growing ups. That was a great memory. That was a great memory. Yeah, thank you for that question. Thank you Cheers you guys are wonderful. This is amazing. Hey, man I

My question what I suppose you guys have written for so many different like wonderful projects in both film and TV and of course On Saturday night live and my question was um on Saturday Night Live. And my question was, do you think that to properly like kind of well, like master that sort of craft, do you think it's like writing as much as you can? Like every day is really the proper way to get to a point where you feel comfortable with your writing.

Or do you think also, I suppose, do you think it's also helpful to like try and collaborate with other people that you know you'd work well with? Sounds a little like John Mulaney. This guy, yeah. I would say, if I would take that, my first answer would be, if it's stand up, just get as much stage time as time as you can, and if it's writing, I think it just more is better,

collaborating or writing by yourself, just anything you can do until something sticks. I would say. Right, right, right. I remember I lived with Appetal when I was young. Judd, right. And Appetal, he was the first one of us that would write. Yeah, he was a smart about it.

He used to sit in his room and write skits all the time. He wasn't on Saturday night, but he would write kind of skits for the guy. He would collaborate with people and he was smart. He made himself like a producer because that was a valuable thing to help someone do what they're doing. Jim Carrier, you. I would say, what is your name?

My name is Ambrose. Okay. All right, I remember. That's all right. It's a cool one. No, that's a great shardonnay. No, anyway. Ambrose, I would just say initially that seems like too much pressure to me to try to go into room and stuff.

If you're a comedy writer, just write everything down. That's what George Carlin said. So if you're out with your friends a lot of times just taking a walk or going to a movie, someone will say something Make sure you the record it or write it down and just do it spontaneously all the time and your headset gets into Yeah, it's hard to just sit and write and be funny It happens all day and if you just write it when happens And don't say you'll remember it later because you won't so just write it write it write it

Then you collect it and go is there anything anything here, is there anything here? That stuff's very valuable. You basically only need to write five good jokes your whole life, and then like David, you use that to rest your life. And you're going to do it in days. Yeah. It's a spade, bro. It's all right. Thank you guys so much.

Good luck, you guys. All right. All right. What do we got? I'm boss. Good luck, you guys. All right, what do we got? I'm Bruce. I'm Bruce. Hi. I have a favorite ask you guys.

It's my nephew's 15th birthday. No. I was a born. No. It was my nephew's 15th birthday today. And I was wondering if I can make a video of you guys saying happy birthday to him. Imagine if we said no one meant this. You know, you know what that is. No, said no one meant this. Yeah. You know what this is?

Thank you, man. No, it's not. It's not a new one. What's his name? What's his name? Nicholas. Nicholas. And we're going to say, do you want us to film it?

And I'm going to say the whole theater sings happy birthday to Nicholas. OK. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you You Good job. Thank you

To roamed man My name is Al and I want to say that it's my grandma's dying and it's her birthday day and if we can sing happy birthday to her that would be a good one. What is change? What's her name? No but for real, there's such a fucking treat. There's such a fucking treat for all of us because you guys are all just such pillars of comedy. Yeah, so thank you.

You two David Here's my real questions You know as when you're watching you guys we pretend we're you we see ourselves and you is shit like that So when you did mix nuts with Steve Martin Yeah, and then when you did that scene with Philip, see more Hoffman. Yeah, yeah. Being you in those moments is like fucking incredible. So how was it being you in those moments?

It was a very cool co-stars. Yeah, too. You're funny a shit, by the way. Thank you. Thank you. Good job. You're in Marlowe. But he's Al Minero.

Minero. He's not even that person. You're in a pro-name for a dude in. God. You're so psyched, you followed Ambrose, too. But he's not a man arrow For a Indian guy you you're so psyched you followed Ambrose, too Like he's kind of take it down Ambrose is looking for a pen and paper David tuned out so Steve Martin of course all our heroes. Yeah, we want to be great to have time all the time.

Yeah, first time Hall of Famers. Steve Martin. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Probably the number one ballot for us, right? He was probably the number one guy. Matturized his albums on his albums. Wow, the crazy guy. Yeah, all the shit.

Steve Martin did so of course being in a movie was him with him was just staring at him and waiting for like Quiet moments to run over and say something and if hopefully he'd respond and So I love that he was very nice to me and then Philipsy more often To the four-sec guysec. He was just a very good, funny man, took it serious, went hardcore and when we worked together. By the way, Philip, see more Hoffman. I don't know if you guys know this.

So we're doing Billy Madison. I think we wrote, oh no, that happy Gilmore. No, maybe Billy Madison, we wrote for Bob Odin Kirk. Wrote that for Bob Odin Kirk, the bad guy in the movie. And the fucking studio wouldn't allow it. They're like, you can't just have your friends. And we were like, no, he's fucking great. And they said, no, it was.

Bob Odin Kirk, Bob Odin, he was a writer. They said no. So I think that's how, how, when I think it's that. Okay, so we want to Bob, they said no was Bob Otter Kirk. Bob Otter, he was a writer of the same film. So I think that's how, how, when I think it's that, okay. So we want to Bob, they said no, they put out, you got audition, you know, audition people, Philip C. Morehoppin auditioned. And I was in Toronto getting ready to make the movie and it still wasn't cast yet.

I saw Philip C. Morehoppin, I was laughing, my ass up, I'm going, who the fuck is this guy? He's hilarious. So I tell the people I show universal, can we have this guy and you're good with him? I mean, you fucking said no to Odin Kirk, are we okay with this guy? And they were like, and it took some talking into it and then they said, yes, then we offered it to him and we get this call back like he doesn't want to do it. And we were like he doesn't want to do any media audition. And so like, let me fucking talk to him this guy and tell him how great he is and I call them up and I

said, hey, it's Adam and he's like, oh, yeah, blah, blah, blah. And I said, hey, man, I saw you tape yourself great, buddy. And they said you don't want to do it because, oh, thanks, man, I said, hey, man, I saw you tape yourself great buddy and they said you don't want to do it because oh, thanks man I go do you do you want to do it or or and he goes oh I can't I go why not he goes I just don't want He goes I know you do You're gonna have a brain dancer. And that great, you know what? I go, I really love you. And he goes, I know you do. I swear to God, I can. Wow, I got confidence. Yeah, yeah.

I like to have a good job. Thank you guys, Nick. When you get bored and you want to go to YouTube and go to crypto junkies easy, I'll make your rich. Ha ha! I just pay you on the board. Cardenio, and those cardbrana, and so on. It's gone. Oh Hi guys, my name is Denny. I just want to just want to thank you guys you guys are my comedy heroes Move to LA for my pursuit of best and ill as my dream

So I've been looking up to you guys my whole life Are you doing stand-up and stuff like that? All over. All over. Do a Hollywood. I produce a show and what's your name? Denny Glasser. Denny Glasser.

That's a great name. It's a, it's a, I'm going to pass out. Thank you. Hi. Is that a person with this or not? Dr. Denny would be a good moniker. Dr. Denny's in the house. Just saying.

Thank you. My only question I wanted to ask is, what was the first impression or character that you guys did that you knew you could do this for a career? I could do Michael J. Fox real good. Yeah, okay, that was David. That was David. Oh, he's right.

My first impression. Yeah, I think many impressions, didn't he? I did. No, I used to do them around the house. I did the basic. I used to do rich little stuff, I used to do them around the house. I did the basic I used to do Rich little stuff, you know, yeah, yeah, me John John Wayne and John Wayne. Yeah, well, yeah, I used to wear a cowboy head around For my parents watch bacon Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. I know. Oh, my God.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, but you, who was your first? Casey Kason. You guys do check it. You guys do check it. Checking in at number five, the boss. Bruce Springsteen, a man and his guitar. A man who likes to call his guitar on his own.

I was nine years old. The Beatles came on at Sullivan the next day. I walked up to my mom and I said, Do you think I could get me some pancakes? She screamed. I should have known what I was doing, but that was my first time I knew I could alter my voice as doing a liver putt in accent.

All right, well good luck to you, buddy. Thank you for asking me. Love you, buddy. That to you, buddy. Thank you for asking. Love you guys, thank you buddy. I think that's definitely an idea. We gotta go. We gotta go. Thank you, Lyrd. So we stay on that. Thank you, Lyrd.

Oh, thanks for your questions. Thank you guys. We'll be right back. We're all awesome. And thank you so much for coming out to the wheelchair. Have a safe trip. Take care. We're high folks.

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