Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade - Chevy Chase

Episode Date: October 19, 2022

Hilarity and chaos with Chevy Chase (and family). To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Whether you're doing a dance to your favorite artist in the office parking lot, or being guided into Warrior I in the break room before your shift, whether you're running on your Peloton tread at your mom's house while she watches the baby, or counting your breaths on the subway. Peloton is for all of us, wherever we are whenever we need it, download the free Peloton app today. Peloton app available through free tier or paid subscription starting at 1299 per month. Dana, this week is a Chevy Chase. Chevy Chase, the Chevy Chase.

And you gotta give it up for such an old school OG. First year, only did one year. A lot of people don't know that because he was such a it was such a powerhouse Exploed it all good-looking funny Goldie Hans that's just a combo. You don't see a lot, you know Yes, and so he's got all that cred and so when he came in I knew that his sense of humor because he had hosted SNL and he's Been very sweet to me over the years, but I knew he likes to say the inappropriate thing, and so he started doing it. So this is not for the faint of heart this episode. I think it's really funny.

Chevy was in full, funny form, and so we just all really, really laughed and his wife, Janie, was there, and his daughter, Kaylee. So I think it ended up being a really good experience. It's one of the more interesting ones because it is chaotic. It's, he's jumping around. It's just like no one was here. We were just laughing at dinner, just saying stupid things.

Some was a little off-color and crazy, but remember it is in the spirit of just, we're trying to make each other laugh and be fun. Yeah. Once I knew that he just wants to say the inappropriate thing with his timing is perfect. It's like so wrong, it's right. I just started laughing. And that's what made him think. And that's what's good.

And that's what's good. We all had a good time. We all laughed or asked off. And I think he had a great time, so. So if you wanna hear one of the OG's, stay tuned. Here he is, is Chevy Chase. Mr. Chase is getting comfortable here on the podcast. I'm not friendly.

We brought in a new chair. Where's Paige showering you? No, no, he's he's baby. He's bathing. What is he doing? He's in there like this. David is's bathing. That's what it's doing. I don't know what it's doing. He's in there like this. David is missing all the best. Come on David.

I don't have all day. I've got another urge to be a little bit of confidence to alphonse. Hahaha. You go on. I'm not going to put on you. Oh. Woohoo.

That's right. I don't want to ask. I love the way you try to find your question. Well don't you do That's right. I don't wanna ask this one. I love the way you do. I found your question. Well, don't you do it like that? I can't do it linear because the bubbles, this was guess prep. Did you say death threat?

Death threat. He killed a man in Reno in 1977. That's the first line. The guy was named Skippy. Ha ha ha. Oh. Skippy bloodthirst. Oh. Skippy bloodthirst. Oh.

Skippy. Skippy. Come on, David. Skippy. We're doing a Skippy three. Sometimes he panics when we have a big star on the show. David. He has Skippy on the show.

Skippy, Dibi, Dibi. You know about that, right? Skippy. Oh, I see what you're doing. Yes, yes the old old taser run around the yard try to survive trick run into the bathroom and it's a very good caution by the way you know here's gentleman and you're looking nothing welcome who Johnny oh that's right don't Johnny Johnny did you know Johnny I was

on five times and then I got blacklisted. What'd you do? I did. I was doing it with Philharp. I'm doing Johnny Carson. We were doing the basics, you know, for those of you at home, you're watching a thing called a television. And we're not actually in your living room. It was that kind of stuff.

And then at one point, we did one where he didn't know that Susan Day was not still on the partridge family. So, I know. I know. He's like 10 years later, but then on the next tonight show, because this Carson fanatic told me, he said, you see that edward, she and I all know, you know. So he would go down the hall yelling, it's time to go. They're making fun of me now.

It's time to go. He did? Oh, that's according to James. I don you know, yeah, people go it doesn't matter You were on Carson. Yeah, that's a good J Well, you know, you know, he just adds all this wisdom you know, yeah, yeah, you just do it. It doesn't matter And so funny Fuck Chase's man. Oh Hi, David. Can we call you chasey as as like a lunch David spade is joined the podcast

Jeffie and I did a cute fine. I'm on a few blow you know Dave 20 up front is this mic about right Because they're seen far away. We get the tools That's okay. I'll just do this He'll throw it is lumbar, but we'll hear him Obviously, a Hill throw it is Lumbar, but we'll hear him. Did you tell him? All the cards in all the tables. Lumbar is good.

Lumbar. Tell him on when you saw him at the end. Oh, okay. So, if you don't remember this, it doesn't matter, but there's a few funny, there's two funny or interesting stories about you and I. I got cast on us in hell with audition. I go to Lawrence House in August.

Are we chaping? Yeah. We're always tape. We've always taping the last 20 minutes. We're almost done. We're almost done. We can say whatever I'm okay. It's okay to say that again. That's a little bitch.

Okay. So 86, I get cast in SNL. I'm not on the show yet. And I'm at Lawrence House in August. We first one, we go to a Yankees game. I'm with you. Tyson is sitting away from us. You go, let's go meet the champ,

and we walk through the audience, and they were just javvy going crazy. And then we met Tyson, and he goes, and Tammy taints it. Oh, I'm sorry, I'm doing J. Leno. Fuck, I'm Michael A. They're both the same, really. They're kind of thin, yeah.

Yeah, I know you, but I don't even know who that guy is. But you introduced me to Mike Tyson. That's all I got. Do you remember that? You don't have to. Let me just think. No. Nope.

Nope. Okay, here's my second one. This is a goofy one. Oh, I'm the fun. Oh, you witnessed this, Chevy. You, me and Lauren, Paul and Linda came over in August. And A Whitney Brown, a comedian, was there with us?

Macarney. Macarney. McCartney Paul that guy that guy McCartney I just want to see if you remember what Whitney said so McCartney's kind of sheepishly plays a song that is not out he just recorded it yeah and he plays it for us and we're listening to a song and then it ends and there's a pause and Whitney Whitney said, just like this, reminds me of Julian Lennon. And Paul never forgot it. That's one of you. Julian, Julian Lennon to say that to Paul. That's all I got.

Is there a clinic or something in here? What is it? That's supposed to be the name of the thing. Would you like it to attack? It's supposed to be the name of the show, but it's like a lunch box. No, why? Am I breathing?

No, not at all. I just feel like you're good with props. Here's the key to the seller. It's a prop guy. There's the key to the seller. That's where I keep her. What's this one? The key to the seller where I keep the people.

You know, I... I'm sorry, look, there's no chance that you're gonna speak. This guy's unfuck unbelievable. I planned that I would start it, but I'm gonna be very quiet right now. No, no, no. Right, now which one of you is Dana? Let's just get that out of the right front. I'm Chevy. You're David, He's Dana.

Chevy is a legendary comic. I don't use that lightly. I grew up on all these movies watching your whole time. Unbelievable. There was the, it said here you started National I'm Poon Radio. Is it what it's called? The radio. I didn't really even know where it is.

Yes, it's called the radio? I didn't really even know where. Radio, yes, it's called the radio. What was the radio? Radio, what was that? That's a tough one. Radio? It's a radio. Look, we can get you a cocktail. I feel it'll make you a server.

I would mention foster Brooks if our crowd wasn't five to seven year olds. So let me think. For the Brooks. Remember foster Brooks? The foster Brooks. We back, yeah. wasnt 5 to 7 year olds. So, let me think. Forks. Member forks. Member forks. Forks. That's why I don't, I try not to those.

Did he die? Or is he, many of him alive? What? He died of fake alcoholism. He's with Walt Disney. They, they froze him and took his head and put it in a tomb. So that National Impune radio hour is that? Because I didn't even know about that.

But a lot of people came on to SNL from that. That was Rodona Hughes. Okay. Thing. I mean, Michael, Rodona Hughes. Who wanted to be an writer on SNL? The most, listen, the most incredible guy. Really funny.

He was just the best writer in the world. He's mentioned a lot in this podcast, but it's interesting to hear you. Oh yeah, no, he was. In fact, he was a little bit fisterious. He had in his tiny office, you remember the office. Oh yeah, just like college dorms. Yeah. He fanning himself.

We could get the air down. I like it. Cool. I have rosacea. That's another so he would have nice You'll see later. I'll have it be over all of a pink flow But anyways, I have it so you know wait on this wall on his cork board. Got it You'd have um ideas, right?

And he was very as I say in caps each little thing he thing he'd went, and I'd go in there when he when he wasn't in there and just move those things just about an inch to the right. Doesn't like that. College in Anagas. Yeah. College in Anagas. Yep. So you started as a writer, so you had Michael, who else was writing with you when he first, you know, Lauren. Lauren.

Thank you. That's it. No. Well, yeah, do you have... Well, do I say Alan's why Bell who never wrote anything? Danny I'm Danny and of course and Al Franken and Tom Davis were there then Did you kind of put that writing staff together or with Lauren kind of no? I just said not learn

So so I belted it was was pay me big Yeah, so so I belted all on it was was pay me big Well, you were in a you were in this national I'm playing radio out with a couple of these guys and so Lauren kind of went there to to pluck some of those writers and performers off of that it was radio sketches that what it was What's the question? What was the radio hour? What were you guys doing? Bits or what we do. Yeah, very fun funny shit um What were you guys doing? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, He wouldn't want to. He's a type guy. Yeah, he's an easy. I saw him take somebody by their feet

and slam the mountain foot. No, okay. Anyway, how did Martin Short take that? He's right, exactly. He's widely too. I have to say I love him, but he's a strange fellow Billy. You guys were magic together. And we'll talk about that later.

That's right. And can't even. and and catty shop from now. Yes We do have we do have cookies and milk and a little nap Yeah, David day and I are getting up there. I'm getting a foot massage Get on that's okay. I don't want to get your drink. They pluck you guys off. They put you on You got oh, I'm sorry. Go ahead David. You got some great sir, I got See You got I'm sorry go ahead David you got some great You're just always practicing your art. No, that was a good one I you were that way when I met you in 86 you would just do I remember you trying to put a pizza box into a little garbage can No one was watching I go he's doing buster Keaton. You couldn't put it in, you folded it, you looked around.

I mean, it's really interesting. I was watching you work. Yeah, that you just always practicing. Yes, I heard a story. Is this true when you met Goldie Hahn at Paramount, she had a crocheted handbag on. And when you walked in, you didn't say hi, you just went up and put your hand under the bag and said, cough, please. Yes. That is true, Jamie's going. Isn't that hilarious? Yeah.

Oh, Janie's here. Jeffie's wife. He's had dinner with Goldie. That's right. He read my story. She just made it. Isn't that fun? But I just said cough.

Not a cough, please. Yes, you know what, you're right. She's a difference. The timing. A cough. It had been. No, you know what it's choice. She said it was cough. Yes. Yes. You know what, you're right. The timing. I'll just cough to him then. No, you know what it's choice. That's true. She said it was cough and I added please to help the cough.

I know, that's so nice. You know, you did it right and I should not tweak it. 100%. So when you first met Goldie, like, you're going to do a movie with her, did you just know right away the chemistry with foul play was the first one, right? Was that first time you met What was that? Let's roll a clip Don't worry you okay and the question was Did you he's backing up? I know you're kidding. I'm interested in the people you met in the 70s that kind of just immediately impressed you obviously

Well, she yeah, yeah, she was beautiful charming funny charming up funny Sort of funny well, we just had dinner with it recently. Yeah, and she's she she's dead now Was it two days later than she ate? No, she said, she said, looks the same. It's amazing. This is many years later, she looks great. And seems great. She was the bubbly sort of airhead on Laughin, and then she became this big movie star and movie producer.

And now she knows. Half the alphabet. So I don't know I'm either punch you or everything. So you go to what foul play which is already sick of it. No, no, I like it. I love it. I love it. I this is how this people ask my wife is he like this all the time? Okay. It's exhausting. I love it. Funny is funny.

So enough about you, what do you think of David and I? No, you. No, you. I don't know. I'm just smully my mic. Doesn't everybody do that? Yeah, go ahead. The devil.

Well here, you can. I'll read you, he has perfect. Can you read those? You can say, I made some notes. There's too much. All right. I can't read that. Who was more talented, Danakroyd or, take anybody?

Um, um, Police. Goldie-Hot. No, Danny was the resident genius. Yes, I sure. Of, uh, as well. Um, and when I say that, I think of Danny, um, resident genius of S.H.H.L. And when I say that, I think of Danny like holding a painting, just sitting off to the stage right or something, with the painting and talking about it. Really beautiful, you know, everything in it is great.

Look at the rock and the way the trees are. And there's naked woman in the middle of it. And he never made it. And he's, you know, like this and that. And you're just going, I mean, he's, I just, by the way, did a picture with him, but a few weeks ago, I'll be Canada. He's great, he's the best.

There's something about him, he's naturally funny and doesn't try, you know, just naturally funny. We had Phil Harman. Unlike yourself. Sort of a double-ingred. I try hard. I'm sorry, where are you? We had Phil Harman was kind of like that.

He would get into the specs of an ever-rude motor way more than show business and his plane and his boat and just a hobbyist like that. I miss him, you know. He was great, too, Phil. Yeah. What did you, I, I, I, I forgot. It's a long story.

We'll save that for part two. Bullets. Yeah. Love. Well, yeah. Oh boy. You're right. I forgot.

Yeah, yeah. Evans to Betsy. That was a rough one. Hella. So Danny's the genius. Michael's the best writer. Mm-hmm. And your friends with Paul Simon.

He's pretty good. Paul. Yeah with Paul Simon, he's pretty good. Paul. Yeah, Paul Simon. The shorter one. Um. You kind of know how he's coming up on. Paul. Text to it, little.

He's doing his tour. The first year you got all, you're loaded up. You fucking go out got there and crush it you're on SNL. It's great Can't get any future cover time magazine said you're the funniest guy in America and what really? Yeah Yeah, you really maybe was penny saving you blew up on that show. Yeah, first year you like I guess so yeah Yeah, would you like to see my cock? That's that's three questions. I don't know. Again. Sorry. So sorry. Hey, I said again. That's pretty good. I'm getting used to your frequency again. We got it. Would you like to see my cock? Is one of the new favorite. We've done 60 episodes, some 200 hours.

And that's my singular favorite line. Chevy Chase, would you like to see my cock? Yeah. That might do good with your shirt. He's got merch. That's a good one. Well, that's merch. You need merch.

Merch and dice. We put it on any list of them. We monetize it. Chevy Chase, would you like to see my cock? We sell it and give you a little bit. Now, I'm telling you, you could do more. You could do T-shirts that just say, what about this?

Is that yours? Okay, it says, oh it is. I made it up. Okay, Jesus farmers. That's what we're looking to sell billions of them. Well, what's it about to you? Nothing, it's just shits. Okay, it's just juxtaposing two words that don't,

yeah, Jesus finished. I'm not sure. Yes. I don't know if you have time to explain it to everyone. Big eyes lean forward. I'll do the play by play for the audience. You could have a shirt that just says, this is crazy, this is crazy.

Anyway, so. No, you have to answer one question to this album. Yeah, okay. That's merch, guys. Skrivel these down. No, you have to answer one question to the island. Okay. That's merch, guys. Skriple these down. This is how it is. Hat over his eyes and bruises. I'm telling you.

That then David was revealed. Describing it. I think it's funny. I thought that wasn't being filmed. We're filming it and it's going to be a Broadway show. Unfortunately, you're being played by John Ham. I don't know. I don't know.

On an Applebot. I! I don't know how to answer that. I think I know who that is. Somebody mentioned that we looked alike or something. Well, he just did, uh... Fletch. Fletch. He did a remake. Oh, right.

Yeah. Right. I'm ripping my notes into confetti, but I will try fewer. Oh. Love spies like us. I'm just going to say there's that. You're just going to jump around and we... The buddy movies are unreal. There's too many to mention, but

Obviously the how many vacations did we did you do not we did you 17 17 Eight movies and nine actual vacations right Jamie? How many vacations four movies, but how many if you know Whatever happened to Randy Quay? Randy Quay? Yeah, well how what's he what's he up to well he lives in Prison I'm just okay. Oh, he's wonderful. He's an eccentric. He was good for this this wife is, can't have any of them to spoke to him? Yeah. Unfortunately, now I can speak to Randy.

See, I called Randy, I hadn't spoken to him for 40 years or something. And I just couldn't, I wanted to call him, and then I told him, Jebby, that's it. And I lied about that we're going to do another vacation. Oh my god, he must have said, yeah, what can I say? No, how did you, I called out of the blue and you haven't done shit, you know, yeah, that's not right. So, I lied and I'm sorry, Randy.

Oh my god, so you might do another. He's doing an episode of Doomsday Preppers right now. Doomsday Preppers. Well, that's where they live in a full turn. He's the president of Montana Freeman. I think. Oh, doomsday Peppers farm. Hey, man. Okay. They're listening in next. Okay. I want to talk about three amigos because yes. Martin Short and Steve Martin in you were so likable and when that movie I told Lauren that it's gotten shinier and brighter He what yeah, well, you know, it was it was a hit but then and now it's like a cult thing They don't make kind of funny movies anymore if you notice that just notice type of just funny. Yes What do you think of Martin short is he talented or what do you think? That was type of just funny. Yes.

What do you think of Martin Short? Is he talented or what do you think? I'm so damn funny. He's maybe the funny, yes, he's up there. I know, I know. Yeah. Is that some kind of... That's how Megan's did it.

That's what I was saying. That's how I can say it. Chevy Holder. Well, three guys, different, uh, Senses of humor, jammed in a movie. It's got to take some finesse to make it work. It worked great. It was amazing. Maybe your chapstick moment,esse to make it work. It worked great. It was amazing.

Maybe your chapstick moment. That was on the horse. Oh yeah. You made such a... That was winged. Oh for sure. You could tell. Yeah.

First there's what, Marty? I have sand coming out of his mouth. Yes. Yes. He's fits the sand. I don't know what street I don't know. His water was gone or something. And then then I'm there like yeah, you're showering My horse

Idiot. Yeah, it's great. I'm in film. I love that scene, but I think One of my favorite things is Do you have anything? Do you have anything besides Max? It's good. And the rest try and I'd say in a poke call. Where were you? Where did you shoot it? In Mexico.

I don't know. Mexico. Arizona. Oh, there you are. Yeah. Only you wouldn't know that, sweetie. My wife, New Mexico. Oh, thank God. Oh, there you are. Yeah. Only you wouldn't know that sweetie My wife JD Chase. We're turning it into the interview with her Because she's fun now. We have an answer and speak to the power. Yeah about everything

I remember Lauren saying I think it was John Landis He was like frustrated with the cut and he always refers to comedians as the monkeys It's great to shoot all the townspeople, but you should really spend some time on the monkeys. That was you three. But that's he says that to all of us. Oh, we're the monkeys. Here's something that Lauren said.

Lauren said monkeys. Did Lauren ever say this to you, Chevy? Because Lauren has a way of like taking big issues and making them, you saw about funny people and there's funny people. And he says, there's only 900 of us on the planet. I mean, it was such a perfect 900. I know it was such a funny specific number that I kind of went is. He made it. He figured out. There's three and Portugal. There's seven. Oh don't want to do any more.

You're too funny. No, I know. You're making me funny because you're funny. He's unpleasant. But you're funny. I know my place. Well, I'm going to write that down. You're funny on a t-shirt. And the Gachwan and David's unpleasant. I'm going to write that down.

You're funny on a t-shirt. And the Gachwan and David's unpleasant. ¡Pues! ¡Pues! ¡Pues! ¡Pues! ¡Pues! ¡Pues! ¡Pues! ¡Pues! ¡Pues! ¡Pues! electrónicos para ofrecer recomendaciones personalizadas para mejorar el contenido de tus correos electrónicos, segmentar tu público, entre muchas cosas más, adivina menos y vende más con Intuitimale Sim, la marca número 1 en Imile Marketing e Automatización, empieza hoy mismo en MailSimple.com, vas a vender a tus públicos de marcas competidoras en I'm even he does. I wanna ask normal question.

Did you meet Lauren in line in a Money Pights on movie of So Hitch One? Good. I did. When you sucked your straw again that way. I know. I'm trying to get everyone worked up. Chevy's not wearing any pants.

Oh shit, you're right. Was it Holy Grail? Yes. Mm- was and I remember Lauren. Can I cut it? Actually I don't remember I'm sorry. Did he cut in line or did you actually you were you plan that at a time where it happened live in real time? See that's me. I remember Lord That's why you guys never got this far. No, we didn't I wait I looked at your 19 hit movies Is your academy award? I cannot argue that we cannot argue your I am V.D. Is that what they call it? You are

Legendary and I told them when we came through the door that it was just bother you legendary and I told him when we came through the door that it was just rather you. Chevy has his face on the side of the mic. He's doing a handstand. I'm loving this. Posted S-Dell eight times and had four vacation movies discussed. I did dock. Posted eight times. You didn't fucking with the idea five you're the five know I'll tell you why okay because long that prick Born I I needed a host I hadn't been seen much and You know I was getting closer to death sure and um are you alive? your life. No. So, all the ground.

I asked him, he said, Chevy, you've hosted it five times. Like, like that's enough. Fuck you and your big mouth. I mean, what? You know, come on, I could have hosted it six. Keep going, yeah. And you've stalled out at five?

That was it. And now you're in the five-timers club. Yep. I've only hosted it three. David. Two. There's no club for us. I've only hosted it three, David. Two. Two. There's no club for us. Well, that's five together if you do it again.

Okay. We should come together. That'll be the next stick. Come on together. On the 50th. Chevy is a first ballot hall of famer. But I'm going to try to get some bucks. Like you started your all, you started a Dan Aguroy.

It means on SNL, you're just obviously right in the Hall of Fame of SNL, no matter what. We think of sports. Do you like sports, Chevy? No, we think of sports metaphors. Do you like sports? Are you sports guys? Like what? You're my starting five.

Do you like sports? Do you like sports? Do you like sports? Maybe Janie should pull up a chair and just sort of... Another way to put it. Do you want to get Janie down here? You're creating a sketch team for a television show. I would start with you at update and I would put Dan Acquire in there. And Bill Murray, basically the whole first cast.

Yeah, it's hard. Listen to the first Billy. Billy came a little later. He was in three years. I think he's from he was in Chicago killing people. Oh, he, right. Billy, because you're both six foot four. Lord, we'd like someone as tall as Chevy and then, he right. Billy because you're both six foot four. Lord, we'd like someone as tall as Chevy and then they brought it and bill. You're both giants. Now, Gilda Radner, she's just a magic person on. I know. Is she still around? That's all right. It's okay. It's pretty bad. That's pretty bad. No, no, I love to go to bed. I've said things privately that would make your... First thing. Apparently I'm not being pricied.

You know what exactly that is? It's over the microphone. This is our first live podcast. It's all over Europe and each out. Everything's out there. No, anything could be cut so you can say anything. Yeah, who are your favorite SNL people? Do you, over the years, any private ones?

The only one. Guilda for sure. Danny, John, even, and he's dead. So, it happens to the best of us? Yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah. God, that was the worst thing in the world, John dying. Yeah, that was a tough one.

I'm, you know, Janie and I were in our house out here in an earlier house. Mm-hmm. You know, on the door. And you know, we're not supposed to really actually get into the area because other people live here. Anyway, I opened the door and it's like eight journalists. Trevor, what do you think about John Dyke? Oh, no.

It was hideous. That's how you found out. I said great. No. It literally just blew our minds to here. On the other hand, when that's surprising, given its proclivities and may I say propensities. And now, um, big tail and peculiar picadillos. I was trying to say,

Picadillos. Picadillos. Yes. Well, we're a family on Saturday live. We're all connected and don't you wear. and uh... don't you i'm i'm not that i was looking what is your what is your what is your rank on the all-time are you on the top five like rolling stone did something to check your number

i think i was nine i think i was ten ten right behind me i think you know you can't wait this little for right that down wait a minute was Was I dead? Janie, do we remember seeing this? We don't read it. There were lots of polls.

I remember Steve Martin saying they just throw it up against the wall. I think you on winter was two. They also do polls with some people out of order so people argue about it. That's what I've found in my travel. Oh yeah, I got a question for Jenny. Oh, you do this both of you, right? We do. I keep thinking I have here. You keep rubbing it. Well, wait a minute. It's starting to come in. I dropped my

No, this morning I was in the bathroom doing this. Sorry, Jay, this is what I do. This balance it's not bad idea. Yeah, yeah. But now I'm just... Well, that's what Jerry Seinfeld said to Lauren. He goes, I had had when I needed it, like during the sitcom. And then he lost it all, not lost it, basically at 50.

But as soon as he's on the sitcom, I had it when he needed it. When you had it when you needed it. I got it. But what's he doing now, Cherry Silent Hill? Counting his money. Yeah. No, I know. He likes to do stand-up.

He worked on a pop-tart bit for five years and now he's making an animated, I'm not kidding. I believe he is the most scientific and if you're around him and he hasn't done his hour alone in a room with his comedy notes, he starts getting anxious Really, I've got to get to my notes Well, he's not listening. It took him a while. He's really He's one of the best he cracked the code and now he's one of the best

No, Jerry's one of the best. I saw him two weeks ago. We're at the improv and he came into the set Great wall to wall. He goes, I'm trying new stuff and didn't seem new. It's so good. He's, he knows. Yeah. Well said. Yeah.

Chevy, we can take, don't worry, my parts will be come out. Sounds like Julian Lennon. No, this is a compliment. You were on the tonight show, huge star, and then you were, maybe you guess hosted it. Would you ever want to have been the host of the tonight show after Johnny left or no. Oh no.

Because I said that you were one of their favorite. No, I think people wrote that. Mm-hmm. Um, let me just think of who wrote it. And then people like me read it. Truman Capote. I can't remember. It was true.

I was pretty. It would. It would. Oh, and we see executives refer to you as the first potential successor. But it seems like you're doing so many movies you wouldn't want to do that like of course, but that was a huge compliment to say you'd be the best to take over I guess so who said it? I think man should up and thank you You are correct. Can you do it?

Do No, no, not really Phil Harman our Dan Ac, our Dan Acquroyd, did the best man. He did a good at me. He did a great ad and every time he spoke, it was funny. And Johnny just said him up. You're good. And because Johnny's references were not very current. I mean, he just, he reminds me of the old Palmele cigarettes.

Old reference, lost on young, Oh, Palmele. Palmele. All male. All male. Palmele cigarettes were, I don't know where they came from. pal mill cigarettes old reference lost on young pal mill pal mill pal mill pal mill cigarettes were I don't know what to make that up now yeah do you like them I like David I like you Chevy more than I like David at this point we're trying to win you over running after

no we've won he won you over you hosted the Academy Awards twice. Yeah a lot of work or fun You're right. Oh, sorry No, I just heard your sciatica pa the honest thing is the honest thing is Go ahead. It's fun You know, you don't have to do shit really just come out to everybody who You don't have to do shit really, just come out to everybody who announced what the next thing and the screenplay and you know that, they're all fucking crazy scared and that they won't get their lines right, they're right there, fucking right. And for me, I don't have to have that. I just

have to be me, as it were. I think the very first one, they hosted I just have to be me as it were. I think the very first one I hosted, Jack Nicholson was always there. Yeah. Yeah. And first, what'd you say? First thing I said was, quiet down, Jack. Mindless. Then the camera's alarm. Well, I think if you were having fun, it's going to translate. Prior and I did it together. Together, I heard it's great.

Yeah. And he went out before, before me, he said, this was the first thing he said. No black man has ever won anything. I love that. It's just you and the brilliant. Anything. No, they had a famous sketch. Well, I was first year famous sketch with you in prior. Oh, that one. The job interview.

That was, yeah. One of the very adult. Yeah, very. Yeah. We all know the sketch. We don't have to say anything else. Okay. Take face.

Well, I said it was great. I think we can't talk about that. I'm gonna talk about that. Because we have editing capabilities. They're all times. It takes a lot of time. It takes a lot of time. No.

Don't look at your watch, Chevy. I thought he was coming around to say. No, you have three and a half hours. I can tell him at your prior story, but I don't want to take chevys. Please. Do. Do. Okay, I'll say as fast again. I could tell a richer prior story, but I don't want to take Chevy's from moving. Do, do. I, okay, I'll say as fast again.

I read for moving by the way. No, I, yeah, before that, I was a waiter at the holiday end, and I waited on richer prior, because he's playing this theater, and I brought him a Denver Omelette, and when I took it away, I was very nervous. He looked at me and said, whoever made that Omelette can suck my dick.

And I never knew if that was a positive or a negative. You know, it could have gone either way. 10 years later, I'm in a movie with Richard moving, and I had to know, so at lunchtime, I'm sitting next to Richard. I took a bite of a cheeseburger, and I said, whoever made this, cheeseburger can suck my dick.

And he goes, you must like that cheeseburger? No, boy. That was the Richard Pryor bit. I like it. Yeah, it's just a little math to it. I'm sorry, you should work on the voice. Well, I haven't done it in a while. It's a substitute voice for now.

Hi, I'm Richard Pryor. I remember Richard doing the show hosting first time. Like the second host, I think maybe second show. Yeah. Thank you. Anyway, applause for that. That's a cure at facts. What did you think when you first saw? Wait, I'm trying to remember why I started that.

Now, you just want to break it in a little bit. I have a little pain in my heart. That's all right. It's okay. He's on the heaviest oxygen. No, no, wait. Richard and me and I'll Jamie, please. Okay, do you have it? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Just I should have told you this ahead of time. February last year, Chevy had heart failure. Cool. Cool. Mom, I'm just, I'm chanted like you now.

I never noticed it. I mean, basically, he was rather out of it for a while. Oh. So, he lost some memories. They're kind of coming back. Okay. You know, things like when you asked, why don't you share this with them and the radio world?

I it seems like your memory is pretty pretty come back at this point to me. Oh, yeah, but I'm sorry about heart failure I'm here with David Spade and Dana Andrews. Oh right. Well, I was named after him. Well, you were yeah, oh god Oh, so Richard. Yes. See? He's trying to, you got his back on track? Yeah, he's trying to compare white people and black people, you know, his stand up.

And he says, you know, white people get all red like that if they see a snake. They get a frightened and a jump boy. Black people just go snake. It was great. Well, it's just his timing. Snake. Yeah.

He's the best stand up. I think it is, he's long beach special. It was just phenomenal. Anyway. David, any favorite, your friends norm, your friends normed Donald? Yeah. He's a good update guy. He was great, right? Oh, he's just great. Yeah. Yeah. He does great. I thought he did it. Yeah. I didn't think anybody else did it very well, but I thought he did brilliant. Yeah, he pushed it pretty far. He just went right for the dirt.

Yeah, he went for the Jagular every time, which, no, there weren't any. It's like, he pushed it pretty far. I just went right for the dirt. Yeah, I went for the jugular every time Which no, there weren't any it's like I did it because I was interested in politics. I read the New York Times Not in me And just throws up like a dirty word in there or something. Oh Yeah, this is very dangerous to know Yeah, he did a lot of that OJ stuff. You have a classic. Oh It was always some turn by norm, but he probably was influenced by by you as far as being sure everybody dangerous or being edgy or I don't think so. I don't know. Well after you doing update. That's not the one to be but it's like that's so good

You go how do I do it where I don't look? I don't look, I don't look so pale in comparison. Well, it was the first one. So people do compare that. And yeah, but you know, really, this is the best by far. Thank you.

Yeah. Was that our best question? I'll tell you a quick joke I heard from Norm on that. Norm is always fun with it. This Norm joke where he goes, my wife, for so he's not married. My wife was in a coma, and I am waiting in the waiting room in the dark. Is it a coma? This is a Norm's fake joke.

Yeah, I like your good audience in a coma. Well, you did say coma, yeah. So the wife's in a coma. The doctor says, Norm was anything I can do, and he goes, well, we found an unorthodox way, some way to get her awake, oral sex might help. And he goes, oh, yeah. And he goes, well, if you want to, and he goes, yeah, I'll do it. So he goes in there and he comes in, and he goes, Doc, it's been five minutes since he's choking.

He's choking. He's choking. He's choking. He's choking. He's choking. He's choking. He's choking. He's choking. He's choking. He's choking. He's choking. I think you told that like Conan and everyone's like Hey, you know, they wake up like I Conan just

Okay, Conan is that the red headed guy. Yes, he's very he's very ginger and he's very tall. You yeah, he's tall. Yeah, right Oh, he's shorter than you Hmm, I can't how are you? Oh, you shorter than you? I have no idea look at Dana and I are fighting it out down here five Deforce me She's like I did you forgot I plan the wall is taking a taking a turn for This is very interesting. He's taking a turn. Jamie has wife and now he are engaging in friendly romantic banter.

What are real questions? Did you have a writer script? You're a very funny guy. Did you ever just write a whole one? No. Okay, then who's sad? I wrote many beginnings and stuff, you know, and thoughts. Lots of, I wrote every day, but I just couldn't bring myself to writing a whole script.

You probably punch up a lot in the set though, or at jokes. That's probably, what do you say? I said, you probably punch up when you're honest with Daniel. When you're a filming artist, sad. You probably improvise a lot, punch up stuff a lot. They probably give you the script ahead of time, like, flat, and you go, not that, I'll do this. That's why I'm assuming.

Okay, good assumption. You might be a genius. I'm not the... I don't think so. It's possible though. I know I'm not. Yeah. How long was Cady Shack? Everyone's favorite movie from growing up. How long was it?

Well, how long take you guys just was it a short shot? You're ready for four weeks. What the time when you shot it? Yeah, oh, oh, because I was going to say about an hour. Yeah, you know, it's funny. I always Caddyshake. Thank you. Day. Now, what is the running time of Fletcher? These are my questions. He's a he was a chess champion. He's into numbers. Oh, yeah. He was a, he was an actual

state chess champion. Is that true? He's into that. I was, but the, the, the smartness has gone away. Uh, King to pawns night four, whatever it is. What do the pawns do? Uh, the pawn, that's a great question. That's like David and I here right now. Okay, excellent. Can I give you a compliment or as a question? Are you kidding? I can't wait. I can't wait. I always tell people about,

because I was watching Cadillac. And so you and Billy Murray are doing a thing where you're golfing, I think going to the thing. Bill Murray is in his go for guys. He's got the funny mouth. He's got the overtly. You have a full of those. Funny character, right?

You play it so buster-key. Your face is so straight that you more than hold your own in that scene. And I always go, because I'm always out there dancing and mugging and pushing. You just went nothing and created this incredible comedic dance with Bill Murray. Now you talk. Go. Go. Oh, um, Chevy is wiping a tear. No, but the people mentioned

that scene in your style of silent film comedy when you want to do it. It did wing that we did wing it by the way. It was and with some bills. Cady check. Yeah. way, and it was in Bill's catty, Jack. Yeah, oh, that one, yeah. When we first shot, uh, first shot, uh, when we were ready to go, Bill had put on the wall there, like eight pictures of naked women, like there's a leg spread, you know, from the pusher or something.

And, you know, Landa said, I don't think so. So, Bill, this collected them all just one underneath. You know, that one of, I don't know, good or like this or something. Maybe like this. Anyway, so, we start going and we, and he's just trying to get me the whole time to crack me up. And he goes, you've the pool. You know, you know, I, we have a pool in a pond. I want to be good for you.

And if you look at this film, he never cracks, right? In that one, he even, just a little bit. Just a teeny bit, I'm gonna look at that. I love it. I love it. You'll see it. Were they, it was like kind of a tracking shot. How long would they let you guys go before they'd yell,

cut? Did they just follow you? I think that. I think that's spontaneous. I think the, it couldn't have been just one shot. I think it's very spontaneous. I think the it couldn't have been just one shot. I think they covered. Yeah. So I think it's cut. I don't know. But they're smart to keep that because that's probably maybe on a wide shot or maybe your side and then they just go that we got to keep that one in there. Yeah. Yeah. That's great. Wow. Because I'm DS. David's great.

I'm DS David's fate SNL 90 96 Instagram what's your handle? Okay, that's heavy in one more we will be Well, I'll just do what about dream role? I've got your dream role. Did you ever aspire did you get to do something dramatic try to get Academy award? Absolutely, okay Did you get to do something dramatic try to get Academy Award? Absolutely. Okay. Good to get it. We need not to. I don't read the papers.

You know, they know good for comedy. They do not. And apparently I'm not going to do any more movies. So my chance, it's fucked. I remember what I like to get an Academy Award. Right. Because I can put it there with my Emmys. Yes. Do you have Emmys? All awards are good. can put it there with my Emmys

Yes, you have Emmys all awards are good. Oh, yeah, you got Emmys first year. I have three Emmys one for writing and another one for writing All right, I'm acting on yes, is that all SNL first year? Yeah, yeah, oh By the way the only year I was on. Yeah, and then you know, Why are you and Jani, do you and Jani? Because my wife and I bought, you know,

so much television I know, but we watch these live streaming shows together at night. Chevy has got something in his ear. Do you guys, what do you guys, did you watch the crown? What do you watch? Well, you did. Did you watch Dahmer on the flicks? I'm kidding. No, but what do you guys did you watch the crown? What do you watch? Well, you did did you watch Dahmer?

Flicks I'm kidding. No, but what do you know I live with them? What do you mean? Did I watch it? I'm too older brothers and my mother's brother has been staying with us and He and Chevy just watched breaking bad all What a treat and then they listened to the new thriller album by Michael Oh, what a treat. And then they listened to the new thriller album by Michael. Yeah. What a joke. Finally.

Hey, Colin. The, uh, but Breaking Bad was brilliant. That's cool. My wife can't watch. That was, she didn't like, she likes kind of more gentle ones. I like, he and I don't always like the same things. Right. So it's great to have my brother there.

Mm-hmm. To bridge the gap. Because I got sex with him too. Mm-hmm. Why? Stick it on. He's just warming up. That's the funny part.

You're getting funnier as this guy. Come on. Cass goes on. Come here. Hello, operator. Shittyvy, Shivvy. Oh, here we go. Oh, no, I'm not. You got me sillier than I've ever been.

So, okay, you watch Breaking Bad, but, Jayny, I just, Chevy, can I talk to her for a second? Yes. What was your favorite? Just a few short, last few years. Did you watch Ozarks? Did you watch Ozarks?

Ozarks. Ozarks, that really a show. Yes, a show. Yes. Jason Bateman. I started all the streaming stuff with true blood. Oh yeah. True blood.

Can you get into it? Early beta. Yes, a vampire. Oh, yeah, she loves that vampire shit. And it's a big bone's endowed. Navi, but then he can watch all of doubt now. I did like that. It was very good.

I thought it was very funny. Yes. I like, wasn't there a character in down now? This is very chubby. A character called Master Bates. There was, right? Yes. And then as you go, Master Bates.

There was? I'm sorry, Master Bates. Oh, this is so funny. He disappears in his room. And so is fucking curious. It's all I got. I don't deal in puns very, that's my best. I don't deal with puns.

Nobody's character was master baits, right? Yeah. Can't make it up. Yeah. Fine. Well, it was Mr. Mr. baits, but they said like, oh, there you are. Master baits.

Go to his room and makes him most un-yew. He sure sounds. He's making. He's making. He's making. He's making. Which is one. I don't it. It's not the weeners drinking. He's making it. Which is one. I don't know.

I'm just trying to make you fuck anything. All right. Any what we've learned today, Dana. We've learned that Chevy Chase is still the funniest guy in the world. Very fun. You have more questions, don't you? Well, I have, yeah, let's do a few more. Sometimes I like to put people in there young,

like 10 years old, movie or TV show that blew your mind around that age. You know, that like kind of, maybe I could be on TV someday. Do you mind if I shit on your chair? Okay, that wasn't, that's how good the question. Top five answers on the board. Tom Hanks answered it.

How about you, did you have a bicycle in your head? Tom Hanks, he's got two Oscar. Chevy's older. I know, that's what I mean. Oh, sure, tell them that. Chevy, you might have been watching Roy Rogers or Rintin Tinner. No, no.

The actual answer is Shane. Do you remember that? The movie Shane. No, the fuck, commentable. Why does a TV show question? But go ahead. Oh, was ahead or was it TV Shane blew your mind then as a kid you see it in the theater or I did I went with my dad Okay, then you were like six seven. What that's all right. We all do during the previews Kaylee

Kaylee finally Is the cat okay? This is my daughter. I know, she is. Hey Kaley. Hi, we've been having a really good time with your dad. Yes, a sterile, you're to save it. Yeah, I'm here to save it. We've asked him about his favorite movie

when he was a kid basically said Shane in 1953. It was an intense movie. Good find, yeah. Jack Pallance was the bad guy mm-hmm Who's the star the He was poor Jack he was vertically challenged broad shoulders like a gymnast famous movie star Look him up. I can't believe I'm spacing on Heather look. I'm always so He was the star of Shane

You know how they're like a molly so He was the star of shame SJ I and getting any Lance Jack palanced by the way the way No, no 1953 Kung Fu Bap Allen lad These people are old.

A funniest person you ever met, two seconds. Tsh. And Sam, Sam worthy, Sam. Sam Warnick. I'm not finished. Kennethon. Sam Kennethon? Yeah, who's the Larry's?

A perfect day. Wait, did you really ask me? I did ask you, you want me to answer? The funniest person you ever just met, like, whoa. Oh, John Wonders. Wow, I like it. Like it. Yeah.

He is kind of supernaturally. Doesn't get enough attention, John, the Wonders and he's a girl. I'll say. I, my dad, he's talking about him all the time and made me watch it. I had a hematoma in my leg from hitting it on a table. And I was in a lot of pain,

this will come around a bit. It's coming around, I'm playing at theater in Santa Barbara and I'm really in pain. It's a thousand seat theater and the stagehand goes, hey kid, John of the winners is out there tonight. So the whole time it was in my head, like this is not as good as John of the winners. And then he did an hour backstage,

it was just hysterical. He did? Yeah, he was like, errr, errr. But the boob, you know, all the voices and everything. Errr, errr. You know, you know, you're a pressure drunk. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Errr. Errr. Ah. Well, we're going to be, he did one of the, he did one of these kind of things. We're going to get you crushed. Well, you know, he did all his little voices, like, well, I should be interviewing you

Well, this I do podcast this for myself as well Do you mind if I let go Chevy times? Did you ever meet Farley in the old days Chris Farley? Yes, sir I did and Lauren had asked me to Talk to them about the drug issue You know chubby if you could really Chris Might help might not but might I like your Lauren. It's kind of quiet. We do a little Lauren first It's that thing of like if you could talk to all Chris, you know about drugs. It might be like a really good thing I love his so I did talk to all Chris you know about drugs it might be like a really good thing. I love his

work. So I did talk to him and how to go. Well he didn't have enough drugs for both of us so he's been landing all day for me. They're hitting for me. They're hitting. Once you get into his comic frequency, it's like it's just fun. Greg is laughing very hard. You wish you'd stayed longer at SNL? I kind of wish I did a couple more seasons. I feel like I'm here longer than I should. Mm-hmm. You never set up a camera to live. You can, we can adjourn anytime. Actually, I do, I do thank you. Yes, actually, we're now in life. I do, that's 22.

You did like 40 shows, huh? How tall are you? Thank you. 5-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8- you? 5-8-2-1 on a good day. So you... No, actually the answer to your question... I forgot the fucking question. We could have done movies during the summer and stayed on the show. Oh, you know I would love to estate and I really mean that. I mean, I left because of a girl.

I had a picture of the girl and I kept saying I'm going to marry this, going to look at you beautiful and Lauren kept saying, no she isn't. And no one dug Kenny from the National Ampune became one of my best friends. Actually became my best friend. And... That's all I got. That's all I got. Did he write Animal House? Did he write Animal House?

Doug, yeah. He was one of the writers. I think that Harold stepped in there to... Harold Braimes. It was always what's his name? Who wrote these things? The book or the thing? John. Was it Landis? No. John Hughes. John Hughes. Yeah, but of transfer with, what's the movie I did with Harold? Vacation. Vacation. Darryl, um, vacation. Right. Thank you.

Vacation. Uh, yeah. Happy and Harold completely re-roder. Yeah. Yeah, you have to rewrite him. Hughes. Oh, I see. Because he's not really, he was not

comedic like you guys. You're not Jewish. Oh, well, if he gives you a blue print of a great movie, you can fix it. Chevy, uh, during the podcast, puts his hands up like he's holding a loaf of bread. And looks at it as a big, everything bread. Show it, show it. That's quite a loaf, I know. It's quite a loaf.

Ed wants a slice. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. What is the mic, John Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy.

Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy.

Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy.

Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh movie. Well, I didn't give enough attention. You're right. He did Goldie. Really nobody did. You're right. He just doesn't get enough attention from anybody. What about Dudley Moore? Let's bring him out. What about him?

He was in that movie, right? Oh, he was? Did you guys date briefly or? Well, not recently, but... But he was incredibly charming and funny. Oh, Dudley was hilarious. Yeah. Okay, I have Oh, Dudley was hilarious. Yeah.

I'll have a great Dudley Moore story. I can't tell it. I sure got what it was. Amen. You're doing great. Chevy's name is Cornelius Crane. And Cornelius Crane Chase.

Grandmother gave him the nickname Chevy. My nickname is Cornelius. Cornelius Crane Chase. Grandmother gave him the nickname Chevy. My nickname is Cornelius. Cornelius Crane Chase. Can you say that? I saw that. Cornelius Chain Crace, there's so many all these Chase names. Crane is Chain Crace. The first place.

There's a street, Chevy Chase. Who came first? There's a town. There's lots of Chevy Chase. There's a lot of Chevy Chase. There's a lot of Chevy Chase. What can I say? Lauren said Chevy, Chevy was an unbelievable talent and he had the name Chevy,

which sort of leaned the tape. That's a great name. That's what he said. Yeah. And he had the name Chevy. Yeah, he said the name Chevy. It's very funny. It's a circle. Chevy is such a great name. And Lauren is, Lauren, we're singing your praises and Lauren goes in the timing. You have to remember the timing of you.

There you go. Compament. You do a great timing. You have to remember the timing of you. There you go. Coppiment, number two. You're too long, you really do. I love Lauren, he has such a wonderful rhythm. It's just a nice good to be in that world, you know. You didn't like you very much. No, that's what we're getting at. That's not that.

No, Lauren and I love each other. But a little more wider, please. You'd be surprised. Are you a shower or a grower? By the way, nobody knows what this means. Only you made something up in your mind. That's true. I don't know.

It's it's, Janie shocked look on Chevy's face because his wife Janie said, I know what it means. Well, I had a great time. Oh, we're done. I think so. Do you have any questions for us? Yeah, anything for us.

Who are we? We're narcissists. We're not really good at this. All right. We're narcissists. Yeah, we want it to be about us. Let me ask you this. Sure.

It's fascinating. Buckle up. I was going to say we hands a little closer together. I'll say. fasten your buckle up. I was gonna say if we hands a little closer together. I'll say. Does Bobby? Well, no, it's the whole thing now. It's about a cock.

No, I'm not thinking plants. Oh. You know, wide plants. Yes, totally. No. This is not a cock show. No. I didn't really say it this is not a cock show I didn't wait we never really said it's not even a good show

No, the bad this is the what the kids love when it's bad. It's good. We had a kill here when it's bad It's great because it's authentic It's awkward. Yeah, the kids love it right Kayleigh. It's amazing. Yes Or is it maybe see Kayleigh knows see my wife and daughter, they're funnier than you guys. I remember. They're very cute together. Are you close or are you at war? Oh. Oh, I'm kidding.

See, it's Kevin's daughter. She's telling you how dare. The whole family. The whole family is not expecting the answer, which is good. Yeah. I can't believe you guys have just turned around now and I told you to my wife and daughter, when you have me here. We start keeping.

They're nice to look at. And you're, oh, I'm doing you now. I like that. We'll wrap it up by saying chavviness. Oh, just trying to keep that when I turn 53 my next said fuck you just my neck went boop. 53. Are you that old? No, I'm I'm 78. Where are you? Where I am? Oh, remember root 66. Where are you? I'm a great reader. Never the old show root 66. Oh, I thought you said Ruth Bader Ginsburg. And speaking of buying no, no,

not Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin,

Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, , Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin TV show I've never watched sitcoms ever I just not my favorite although there's still pretty straight down the middle The Seinfeld was pretty great. Yeah, mostly I don't I like dramas. I thought Seinfeld was good. Yeah, very right It's unfortunate that he's No, it got no syndication. No, once you walked off there was no money. Yeah, no back in They said you could have picture it So just made it up here. I love it. I like it

Finish this sentence check what people don't know about Chevy is he has Something's happening I'm thinking what people don't know about Chevy is why not ruin it Greg is helpless wait what's the question again? What people don't know about Chevy is That's right. You're a musician and you're a great pianist Thank you sweetie. That's so nice of you. Do you still practice and play you have perfect pitch? You have perfect pitch. You play the drums too. I wonder if you I'm a drummer for steely Dan What really why did you go into comedy in college we started? Damn. Because it came out.

Yeah. So you really can drum. I'm kind of a pretend drummer. Well, if you're a drummer, we're jazz oriented. Okay. So that always was a help. I mean, I think, you know, you got to have independent coordination, which apparently you've never had.

My father just came into the room. I want. No, but you did, who's your favorite jazz drummer? I mean, father's awful. Oh, god. Daddy, no, daddy, come on. No, no, no, no. We had our childhood, we, us fun folk.

Tough dads. We usually have some, we, us fun folk. Tough dads. We usually have some, some, a little bit of trauma. Poked the bear. Do you want me, is there anybody who want me to do or sign off on any person? I'll try. Okay, okay, can you do him? No, boy buddy.

Yeah. There's not much there. That's all I am. Move into it. It's a thing he does as a one. I have one last question. Is Chris deep wrinkly that ugly in person? Oh, I thought that. She's unreal.

This is crazy. That was from her old mate that up where I go. What? She's in Beverly says, is that what you want honey? She's in the bed. No, she's ugly. Beverly says is that what you want honey She was that movie probably five minutes everyone one remembers it forever great that was all those movies It's so great great anyway, yeah, Chevy. You're the greatest. I'm gonna compliment you One of my favorite guests on this podcast. Thank you for coming to my humble pant man. You you made our

Podcast shiny or brighter by grace in us with your presence today No, no The more fun that I've had Since this morning since you're at 711 It's fun to be sincere and put a comedian watching square. I love you Chevy because you're funny Yeah, now squirm you guys are very funny, too. Thank you. You may as Dana No, we don't get hurt. We're comedians Dana

No, we don't get hurt. We're comedians. We've been attacked on stage. I've been attacked on stage in clubs Yes, yeah, I bombed worse than you could have possibly you still play the county store Sometimes No boy, I'm playing are you guys going back east? I'm really have you really played there at the in the comedy store? Yes, I'm playing. Do you really? Have you really played there? In the comedy story, yes. And I can get you in. If you can come with me. Hard, hard, hard.

Well, I. I can get in. I'm one of the housepanics. Oh, you are? Oh, you are. Oh, yeah. Where in the OR? Yes, he is. Oh, it's great.

That's actually a big job. I was working in the booth previously. Did your dad teach you? Did you pick it up because you saw your dad playing? Yeah. So Chevy's daughter, Kaylee, is a pianist at the comedy store. Very good, yeah. It's great. The first woman to do it is breaking bear- there's still bears.

Yeah. Like I said that today, but a few months ago, there's no woman playing the piano at the store. What is the problem? Who were you, Sherub? You're a little fairy. You know what I mean? Going fairy? Where are you? What are you from the 40s?

I'm sorry. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. He's lying in the lofas. I'm telling you. He's a little lofer. You're a little fairy. All right, David.

Are we done? Thank you, Chevy. Once the family's coming, that's going to be the highlight of the podcast. Heather will give you your check. And um, Yes, you're going to W2 form that you can fill out. That's gonna be the highlight of the podcast. Heather will give you your check. And um, a check? Yes, you're gonna W2 form that you can fill out.

We'd like here. Sure, a Gaby, a check. Sir. Damn. All right. Okay. Bye, everybody. Bye, Chevy Chase.

Hey, Kerr. Goodbye. Bye, bye. Hey, what's up, flies? What's up, Blaze? What's up, people that listen? We want to hear from you and your dumb questions. Questions ask us anything. Anything you want. You can email us at flyin'thewall at katens13.com

All right, here's our first cue. Okay, I'll read this first one. Good. This is Eliza. That's a good name. Bon That's a good name. Von Dwingello. Please, I just want to say to people this, please use your real name because these funny names, like Elizavon Dingalo, we know it's probably Susan. Oh, Elizavon. Weener grabbers. No, it's DW, I-N-G-E-L-O.

Dwingalo. Is it too late to change it? Elizavon Dwingalo. What are your favorite places? Let me tell you, to do standout? Can you believe what Kanye West said the other day? I'm telling you, Kanye West, he's the only guy who could blow away Trump.

I can't believe he said, yeah, he's crazy. He said things like he wouldn't believe. Shut up Donald. I want to have on juice. Okay, is that what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah. If I don't do the impression,

you just say it's the impression. I don't get argue with that. All right, what's the question? She says, what are your favorite places to stand up past and present? She also throws in love of the podcast. That's a good way to get your question picked. Okay, mine, you probably, I'm gonna guess

you're gonna say, Holy City Zoo or Cobb's pub or something like that. If I had to say, yeah, past, it would be the other cafe on Carl and Cole in the hate ashberry. It was a laundry mat put made into a comedy club, 60 seats, giant window with freaks walking by the whole line. You could use four wash and the first time I ever saw my wife and I went back there years later with my son.

And now it's back to being a laundry mat. the next time I ever saw my wife and I went back there years later with my son, and now it's back to being a laundromat, and it was almost like a Twilight Zone. I was standing over there, and I said, I saw your mom over here, you know, in 1979. Yes. So that was it. It was called the other cabfab, Bobcat went there a lot, go up with, Paula Poundstone, Rob McIntyre. What was your touch now? Where did you get good?

I used to love, you know. Well, my first one was at Chuckles in Arizona, what a hilarious name for a comedy club. They always have one. Did you ever play Sir Lafesalot? I did not. I played Rooster Teapeth. Did you think Gut Busters or Sidesfooters?

I, this is not a joke. I played Real. It ticklers in Minneapolis. And I went there a lot. So fucking it was called. They're all real. The Dallas Improv was a favorite going up. Sandy Eagman probably was a favorite starting out. And I say the rhymin auditorium I just didn't actually was a great theater. And I'm looking forward because I do a theater tour now. And so I had all these,

some of them are just gorgeous old theaters. So I don't know, I still like going up in the store. I didn't go on and never got an audition there. Louis Anderson helped me get in there. They didn't like me, Mitzi. So I never went in there again, never stepped foot in the comedy store for 20 years and then Adam E. Get.

Yeah, I mean, I'm just on today. When lies I'm more into the allegiance center in Chicago. I like, um, staple center. Um, I like stable. That square garden's a little small for me right now, but I still think it's got a good, you know, it's a little snug. But I like I'm kidding. I get I just played one and, uh, at this casino and I ran into Kid Rock and I'm like Oh, and he goes yeah, we're doing this this I got the bus he goes we did up state, you know something and California go. I just played a casino. I had to fly to Sacramento and then drive 90 minutes. Yes, that's it. I go no way

And he goes yeah, and there's a little like motel six, basically like a no-tail motel right next to the beautiful casino. But I stayed in the dumpy two story where the fans would just follow me in and they walk up the stairs, picture, all the way up the stairs. It's got one person to ask me. And then I go, they go, oh, is this your room?

I'm like, yep, room eight. And then I just go in, they just stand the other side of my door. And they're pounding it, night. Yeah, they'm like, yep, room eight. And then I just go in, they just stand the other side of my door. They're pounding it. Yeah, they're like, when should we kill them in a middle of the night? Should we eat first? So then, but he goes, you played that outdoor one. I go, yeah, it's outdoors because it was 106. And I had a long sleep shirt on and they said, are you sure you want to wear that outside?

I go, this kid is outside and they go, yeah, I go, why do I not know that? They go, it's an amphitheater, I go, it's how it that means did not know what that meant. And then he goes, dude, that place, I did 17,000 there. You played it, I go, don't you dare. Yeah, you starting to get it, kid, rock. They just cordoned it off, though. I said it wasn't super packed.

I mean, there was a little elbow room between people. I drove from Vegas, to Reno once, because I don't like to fly much with Larry Bubbles Brown. We stayed in this small town and there were Cinder blocks for walls in the motel. Cinder blocks. And then the local Yoko's got a new year there and they were in the parking lot.

Hey! Hey! This was out! But they didn't know what my room was. It was like, you know. But you could hear. Road stories. Thank you.

We could hear him as scary. Thank you for that question, and that's your always long answer. Thank you. We could hear him as scary. Thank you for that question, and that's your always long answer. Thank you, Eliza von Dwinglow. This has been a podcast presentation of Kaden's 13. Please listen, then rate, review, and follow all episodes. Available now for free, wherever you get your podcast. No joke, folks.

Flying the Wall has been a presentation of Cadence 13, executive produced by Dana Carvey and David Spade, Chris Corkrin of Cadence 13, and Charlie Feynman of Brillstein Entertainment. The shows lead producers Greg Holtman with production and engineering support from Serena Regan and Chris Beasel of Cadence 13. of Kaden's 13.