Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade - Christmas Prep Episode???

Episode Date: December 8, 2025

Dana and David discuss how it’s time to bring back Christmas trees before discussing movies - like the history of Avatar, Wicked, and secret stories from the set of The Wizard Of Oz. Then, it’s time for an AI themed Buzzing Around segment with some news of Kim Kardashian and the Olsen twins to top it all off. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Which one did it best? Wow, what if it's the same thing I was thinking? I doubt it. Yours is a little more thinking and mine is a more stupid. Yeah. Yeah. That's probably about right. Look at, I've got this Tom Cruise eye now.

My eye is like half shut on that side. You know, Tom Cruise has one. It's always like squinty. Is that an allergy or what's going on? I think it's normal, but I just look, I don't know if it looks a little squintier. I don't think the audience. would find this disturbing but sometimes we we do get online like this we're not recording a podcast and we just analyze how each other they look believe me they light us up for this but the

beginning every podcast the first eight to 24 minutes should be about how we think we look it's so fucking riveting it's nothing to do with reality no it's so i don't know but i i did have something else about oh i have this dent in my nose my doctor goes do you want to fix that broken nose i go when did i break my nose he goes i don't know but it's broken right there it's dented in we can kind of i don't know way i think charicter anybody who does a movie with the with the great chris farley yeah i'm going to get there stunts and things he's going to break lookie davy so you must have had your nose cracked at least three times you're I'm mad at me because we did motivational speaker and it was one of the like, you know, we probably did about six or seven.

One, he had to pick me up and then he falls through a table and he does it unlike rehearsal. He has to pick me up and go, oh, and we fall and I fall on him and I roll off and I go, oh, shit. Because it kind of rocked me a little bit, whatever happened. And then they went to commercially, he goes, you acted a hurt and it ruined it. And I go, first of all, I was hurt. I've got his blubbering ox whale landing on top me and he goes, you landed on me. i go i know but i'm a feather you're a damn lying he's on he's really stocky and a football player it just doesn't work i know i'm i'm so such a push my partner was mike meyers and we were around

the same size you know like 137 pounds or something yeah we were we were the number 10 it was me next to him as a circle that's what they used to say and then loren said you're uh david the stress of the movie is making you lose weight and Chris is gaining it so it's still the same pound for pound on screen as long as it adds up to a certain way yeah that's what he's saying you're losing exponentially at the same rate so we have the same mass of of a total comedy in the frame i will tell you then before we get into my movies and my real strong opinion your picks your hot I will say that Christmas is taking a little bit of a beating lately. It is December, and I saw the other day there was a tree lighting ceremony for the Christmas tree in some dopey mall, I don't know.

Yeah, sure. But it said tree lighting ceremony, and they were careful not to say the word Christmas during the whole ceremony. No. Why? So it's just a tree? And you go, I would understand if you said they're doing the tree lighting at the grover. whatever you go, okay. But to consciously avoid that, then what is the tree for? A December to remember, is it a Lexus dealership? Why do we have for the whole month? Isn't it for Christmas?

Well, I know a lot of different kinds of people. Sure. We know John Lovitz and others. I've never met someone from another religious faith that was upset about a Christmas tree. I'd say stop that bullshit. Yeah, because everyone loves Santa and the tree and all the trapings. I like all things about it. Yeah. And then if you're of faith, it's, it's about Christianity. But I think at this point in America, it's just Christmas. It's, it's, it's a fun holiday. And I don't like the thought police. I don't like that words I can't use. I don't like the anti-Christian feel because Christmas to me wasn't really about that because I am Christian, but I'm like, you're secular. Yeah, I'm just.

You're elapsed. More spiritual. But just as like, is this where we get to hammer it? You can't say that by anyone else. You can't just sort of, we're taking a beating down in Africa. It's like, this is not the year to be Christian. I will tell you that. That's for sure.

Yeah, there's a lot of that going on. A lot of that. It's tough. So let's go back to the tree. We can call it a Christmas tree. I'm still going to go to these malls. I still don't want to offend people by saying it. But there's so many things with different religions.

You're not allowed to slam someone else's religion. Well, I don't know. I would say, I think, the Christian faith has the best songs. There are some toe-tappers in there. I mean, you know, I saw fiddle and roof high days. You know, I know all that good, but, you know, silent night. no jingle bells you know i mean come on it's not a close golf it's not a competition but there's jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way oh can you finish it oh i know i know i know i know

that one would be fun on an open oh what horse on it is to ride in an open horsey sleigh cut to youtube shutting us down because it's a song our screens just went to black but here's my real strong opinions ready i want to hear him hot takes get on the keyboard get ready avatars coming out i don't want to say i don't care at all but it's close to that i will say james cameron's a great director i don't know if i would give up my life for 22 years to make three movies about the smurfs i liked it the first time i saw it when it was go on the smirf uh i mean it's fine i read for the smurfs and then i intentionally tried to get out of the part did you really and i did you read for glizzle i can't remember they well they were just like

well do it is go smurf yeah do this voice do that voice and i was just so confused and i go smurfs and so then i went on conan the next night i go or i don't know what it was talk show and i just said i'm auditioning it's ridiculous and then the director called me up really nice guy he goes you don't want to do this do you fuck you yeah now there's like nine of them i would be having this shirt you could have yeah nicer shirts go yeah it's four real or plants i could have real plants real glasses real shoes cedar wood doors but um yeah smurts are cool well avatar is about i don't know what i mean i know it's got a message but it's really so complex to make that it's always three years too late they're like where i need and everyone

working i was like another year on this shit and it was coloring in or what i make the sky he's got something man we got to talk about i mean james cameron he does titanic no one wanted to make it we know how the movie ends yeah does 2.2 billion now it's crept up more then he does avatar waits 20 years that does two something like that wait's 20 years i go this is going to bomb another two billion sinking fox back in the day it's titanic was going to sink fox perfect to say sink fox with titanic and then on avatar and then that worked so i'm not saying they don't work i'm just saying it's what's that sink fox means the titanic was about the water and it was going to sink the fox network or the Fox Studio because they spent so much money making it because he kept saying

it's not going to be ready for Christmas and they're like that's in the old days when you need to make the chunk of your money is like all the holidays combined boom started Thanksgiving and at New Year's but they waited and waited and everyone's getting fired and then finally he brings it out and it fucking crushes the thing with Titanic's it made 25 million I think the first weekend which they didn't love and second weekend 25 third weekend 25 and they're like oh it's not going down everyone don't know keeps going and i'm like wow and then i went to saw it i did i went to saw it you went to saw it well you went to scottesdale community down i went to saw it and i saw it at the chinese asian

theater and i went you can't say chinese anymore i said the asian okay but don't even to start with the chinese that just sounds i went to the oriental theater what is it called oh back men so i sit in the audience i think i went alone because no dudes wanted to go though i'm not in a titan so i sit watch an hour and a half split a couple days later come back watch the other hour now but i liked it wait a minute you left the theater and paid again and waited and came in because you couldn't go yeah because your eyes got tighter your air conditioning okay here's here's fun facts this isn't funny but maybe you can make it funny first of all when it went over the first titanic james cameron made one of the greatest moves in history next to george

Lucas negotiating for can I keep the toy sales and they said sure in the first Star Wars from that man no I'm going back to people who made great deals oh yeah George Lucas said okay you can keep that and that I just want if we make merchandise I want to keep the merchandise they go this turkey'll never make it yeah 20 billion later James Cameron they said we got to shut the movie down we don't got money we can't do the boat we you can do the Titanic but we don't pay for the boat he said you don't have to pay me So he forfeited his salary at that point, you know, he did Terminator was, you know, many, many millions and that got the movie made. And then what he made was like they can't even, even AI can't.

With Avatar, he said, I will, I want to own the color blue. And they said, fine. So here's, I'll give you a pop quiz. I know you went to Scottsdale Community College. Quit saying that, but yes. I went to college of Samson. Bill Hader. Yeah.

So anyway, here's a question. How do you connect Titanic and Avatar? How do you connect them? Because I will tell you in a minute. Other than James Cameron. Water? Am I close? There's something more on a human level.

Oh, love story. It's kind of one of the greatest. is selling things in history. No, what is the, is it like the theme of the movie? Yeah, but it's an internal theme. It's a psychological theme that people enjoy. And I won't understand it. Go ahead.

I'm probably not even giving you a chance to guess it. Basically, let's start with the Titanic. The rich people are miserable and they end up being evil. The people down next in the boiler room, Irish people. are the happiest people on the planet. They're drinking whiskey and dancing. Then you go up to the billion-dollar top deck. It's like, what are you walking at?

They're past the great boubon. It's like snobs versus slabs, which is kind of the Bill Murray and whatever. And then in Avatar, you have the native people who are good and kind and beautiful versus the evil, greedy corporations. So these are what I call string pullers. These are the common, yeah, yeah, sure. Yeah, so there you go. Yeah, they have that in a lot of movies. I agree, right?

What's that? This is like comment. Oh, okay. They have that in a lot. I think it was in Superman. They had a little of that. Yeah, it's people love it. These people are just good folks.

And then here comes the big bad. Sure. got another take i didn't see wicked but i have a lot to say about it i didn't see shit listen first of all my joke about avatar was three hours and 18 minutes i couldn't get through the poster so i'm not gonna go three hours and 18 guy good luck is it really here's the thing i say about avatar it became a technical achievement you know it was the first 3d that went massive i think James Cameron is part scientist, part director. And so I think I would only see the Avatar movie at IMAX at the Grove when it's almost

played out. So I'd be empty in a thousand-seat theater. The screen is like 800 feet tall. Right. I want to see it. And that is immersive. Yes, I want to go to an underwater theater and see it in some special way where I'm just like, it's your whole world.

because he does do a great job with what it is my interest has waned over the 22 centuries that they've been making the next five okay well i'm a i'm a grumbry old man lately my wife and i have been going back to the greats you know we watched the verdict the other night with paul newman and james basin oh what a killer that never gets a killer movie you know we've watched recently we always watch midnight in paris because it's a work of art with our friend owen wilson and then we watch all the president's men is surprisingly brilliant the soundtrack and everything about it i will say the key to those aside from that cool look of the old movies that there it wasn't a look then when you look back it's kind of a look yeah reminds you the old days freaking big movie stars meant something it's so cool redford paul new and super stars like i will watch anything um well remember we would watch them in movies you really would go to the movies and movies are ever yeah movies yeah you already see the thing and the series yeah so it um everything you get now this is a wisdom alert yeah everything you get in life you give up something and everything you give up you get something

discuss amongst yourself yeah let's look at a clip whatever he means no i get it that's kind of that's like it's not due one to others no no you don't understand if you no i do get it give and get got it you should give something to get something and open things up to come to you if you have a health issue and then you get better you get this wisdom of appreciation in the moment if you get a lot of money then you worry about losing the money you know everything has it's opposite. I've never found an exception. Yes. If you have a podcast, your co-hosts on the podcast may not be on that day. And you just, but you still have a podcast, but then you have to carry the podcast. Yeah, that one stung. I guess I finally started to listen. But here's about Wicked.

The movie Wicked stars Ariane Garande. Our friend, I did. Oh, your friend. I say that every time. I thought she was doing this. Last time she was going to do Wicked for Wicked through the podcast. Then she goes, no, let's do it for the next Wicked. We're like in a year and then Crickets.

We would love to have her. I had so much fun doing that sketch with her with Chloe Feinman. Did you see Wicked? They're complaining this morning that it can be scary for kids. Now, let me tell you something over the weekend, the Wizard of Oz, which I don't even know if it correlates at all to the Wizard of Oz. It's supposed to be like a prequel. It does. It does in a way. Yeah. I mean, they have Oz.

They have the Oz and they have a witches. Yeah. They have the Cowerly Lion, but he wants to be on Ozmpic. It's like they switch it, make it more. They have a brave antelope, which is an added character. Right. Yeah. So this one, the witch, the green witch is bad. I guess this is her in high school.

I'm giving the wrong. Whatever it is. But I have to say, it's the Wizard of Oz, I saw scared me when I was five, so I never saw it again. I saw it the other day, scared me again. It's scary. The flying monkeys are chasing, they tackle Dorothy and they pull her to kill her. They say they're going to kill her dog. I mean, if you're a kid, you go, oh, they're going to kill that dog.

And they go, we're going to kill you and kill your dog. dog toto and it's all weird they light the scarecrow on fire i'm like holy shit so that's what it's and it's all dark the movie's very dark it's it's terrifying i would put margaret margaret hamilton i think played the wicked witch the makeup of voice everything i'd put it up there with hannibal lector or anybody is the most terrifying villain in history i think the monkeys were creepy because they had dwarfs dressed up and by the way i heard this from a dwarf friend of mine that there was so many dwarfs on the set

that there were just, and dwarfs are like a convention there was just massive orgies and they'd walk in and they're all having sex. We represent on the yellow brick road. Well, that was just a set, but when they were back

on the lot and stuff, apparently it was just constant dwarf sex. They'd sneak over to Dorothy's bedroom where on the ranch or whatever where they used to shoot over there. I was using this set, yeah. I could see that. Maybe Brad Williams, the great comedian or a friend of ours. Well, come on.

That's so offense. No, I don't know. I think someone told me that. It's an absolutely terrifying movie. I want it. The great thing about Wicked, where I'm happy for them is the second movie did incredible. A lot of times the second one is like, no, it's killing it, but they're saying like, kids are yelling, I'm scared, I'm scared.

And so people are like, don't bring your kid if it's too scared. Well, we didn't have the sound that loud as a kid. I'll go into movies here, you know, a stadium. I'll get you, Dorothy, and your little dog, too. Don't you like how old phrases that you remember are not exactly right, like? Right. It's a little. Or my dog, Toto, too.

There's some of the people say movies that aren't exactly. Could I do something that's a little R rated? Yes. Okay. Just a warning for the kids that were listening. No one. Almost one of my very first stand-up bits. Now, in those days, folks, you just grabbed it anything.

You didn't know anything about joke structure. You didn't know anything. So I used to do this bit, the X-rated Wizard of Oz. And so the songs were a little different. So the scarecrow is like, I like this setup. This is an actual bit I did in comedy clubs when I was in college in the 70s. The scarecrow is like, I'd get hard and I'd have more play. I'd even have some more play if I only had a dick.

Do do do, do do, do. So that was killed and you think his balls are made out of hay or? I don't know. You can go. You should have this bit. And then I have a question in the audience. The tin man was like, oil my ass. Oil my ass.

Because Heather, I've gone to a thousand years. Dana no this is I'm telling you it was my first stand-up bit I was desperate I don't know I won't do it no it's pretty good I here's a comic that's about to steal that joke here's what they say in the green room I actually used to do something like that that's how they nab it that's how they fucking nab is the great word that's how they nab it then they go I used to a whole bit about like that yeah I don't do that much anymore and then they go do it and steal your joke and they go remember i told you i used to have something like that i know it's the greatest move of a comedian thief oh i do something like that yeah i say it too all the time though anyway also the last thing

i'll say is did you see the new movie uh bulgaria or whatever bulgaria it's called belenziaga it's with emma stone not yet i'm not against it i haven't seen it's called balona bologna it's called Baluga Baluga It's about a whale Baluga Balugia

Balak Petunia Bagonia Bagonia Okay Ooh took a while We got there

Bagonia God you know what I'm not saying they directly stole that from dandelion my special Isn't a bagonia A flower?

Them's fighting words But a flower name out of the blue no but that's not why i'm saying it i'm saying i'm saying i kind of want to see begon you i have a question for you and gregor heather anyone listening um who did it better the bob dillon pick with timothy shall i wala walla walla wala may ding dong or the springsteen biol pick with jeremy allen muscle yes chef um yes chef which did a very You got her, Springsteen or Joe or Bob Dylan because I love the songs and he's pretty good. And the girl plays Joan Baez, Monica.

Yeah, she was great. And he's gorgeous in it. But I thought that was better than I thought it would be because I was on a plane. If it's a plane movie, you're not expecting miracles. But I did like it. And I did not see Springsteen. I do like Springsteen to watch. but it got it came out kind of flatlining and so when it comes out as a dial tone I get nervous like what do they know that I don't know I know what do you think what's your vote um I don't think Heather saw off because most people would say the Bob Dylan one which I really enjoyed I'll just typical hacky answer yeah it's kind of like surfacy you know I'll go with the Springsteen because I think it was a harder thing for

for Jeremy, Alan White to pull off and he did it great. Yeah. And both of them. Every night we're going down on street on a way of my dream. Remember when Robert Wall used to say, they should make born to run the state song for New Jersey. Have you listened to words? This town rips the bones from your back. It's a suicide rap. death trap we got to get out while we're young that's a fun song i know because it has a pop you know catchy melody they don't really see the darkness yeah spirits of the night is a great

one is he doing the movie he did a lot no spring scene's brilliant i mean he is uh he's funny too and i i just like i like the way he kind of talks in the interviews and they're like so when you did the album how did you come up well just you know rick and i make a song I had a landman he's from New Jersey but you know he's he I went to his Broadway show and all the super fans are there and my wife's a super fan and that was when he said I've said this before but I loved him for his opinion goes my whole persona I just made it up I never had a real job my whole life I was making a little bit of money in high school doing bands I never had a job and the working man thing is all made up i just saw some guys i got boots on and some clothes

and salvation army so which and all and the crowd got really quiet of course he's like what the fuck we're saying this was a made up thing you don't carry a crescent wrench on you at all times i loved him for it like a wrench three 16s he created the uh the you know the bruce springsteen character you know all right i have one question before we get to the this big headlines okay and also we don't we have a five hour energy thing all right here here we go let's try it like this I'll give you the buzzing around segment so I'm going to give you made up scenario but first of all buzzing around as you know is sponsored by five hour energy's new gingerbread snap flavor is the season for tasty caffeine with five hour energy shots

that bring the festive vibes anywhere with a portable resellable two ounce shot it looks kind kind of like this. Don't look. Head to your local retailer, Amazon, or www.5hourenergy.com to order yours today. Here's your scenario. Mm-hmm. Last week, it was getting pulled over. This week, do something with AI, include Garth from that movie, and include from Wain's World and do Walkin and then a surprise person.

Jeez. All righty. It's a high wire act. No, it's easy. I tell you it's easy. Hey. Hey, Christopher Welkin. I think that AI could probably like, you know, it could make a cake, right?

No. Oh, I didn't know. Well, but AI could probably make cupcakes, right? No. Oh, I didn't know. but AI could probably make caramel popcorn no don't think so AI can launch nooks launch nukes with caramel sauce on top oh I don't think Garth knows what nukes are he thinks there's something from Nabisco

hey hey red rednecky what do you think about AI he's in there I don't give it tinkers cussed by the a i'm red rednecky the redneck comedian you ever fart so loud dog two stayed away go wood dad come on hey i'm rednecky the redneck comedian i asked mama to wash my tattie whittie she said sure thing i say how to go she said great i haven't seen skin marks like that since the daytona 500 come on Since the Dale Earnhardt crash. I'm red, redneck, redneck comedian. I asked my mama, what's for dinner?

She says, Rogue Kill. I said, what kind? She says, I don't know. That critter got smashed up pretty good. I think it's skunk. Come and gets on. Why would it be skunk? I don't know.

It stinks. You're looking for rhyme or reason? Yeah, I want it all make sense. And then I'll tag it with Dennis commenting. Okay, Carvey, bringing out the heavy guns with Garth up there, didn't know what a nuke was. Wauken made a return appearance on his five-hour energy sketches, all right. And then kind of tagged it with a non-secular or the redneck in the woods.

It doesn't have a very exciting existence. I can point out of the other. Yeah. A rough childhood. Yeah, thanks for listening, David Spade. I hope you enjoyed the show. show and scene now it's just me

no holy shit that you know I did I don't have to say it but I should say that that was buzzing around sponsored my fiber energy's new gingerbread snap flavor fuel your holiday hustle with as much caffeine as a 12 ounce premium cup of coffee

and zero sugar available in stores amazon or online www.5oreenergy.com that was good because it was a real interesting assortment of people i was trying to keep it keep people guessing okay let's go to stories because we got let's go to stories we got a big show we so much show today so much show okay okay kim cardassian learns she has low brain activity after getting a brain scan well that was

after MRI i didn't hear this story i just heard she was stressed and so that's her quote that can't beat. Well, what does that mean? Are they implying that she's dumb by, because he has low activity in her frontal lobes? Is that what? I mean, it sounds like, oh, they say it's stress. Her doctor's trying to say she's dumb, but using doctor terms. But they say it could be chronic stress. By the way, you can really get anyone to say they're stressed. Have you ever asked anyone, or you ever grab some of the shoulders to give a back rub? Or if anyone grabs mine, I go, oh, my god they go you're tight first thing you say and then you go i know i'm really stressed everyone is yeah i don't know like anxiety is such a big word i know that there was tons of anxiety in the

70s but boy it was never really you never met a dude god i got a lot of anxiety today you were wasn't even a word you were just anxious but you didn't put a you didn't put a label on it you know do you know how many times i would have beat this shit out of that word at s and l or any during stand up on the road like anxiety would have been to the top of the fucking charts i mean dennis would oh dennis miller'd hold his stomach and go curfia christ sakes i got bilkus here or something like the belkis yeah they had different words for it man i think that's some yiddish phrase or something i when i got an MRI i'll give you here's here's a little throwback My guy, cacca, ca, pa.

Oh, yeah. My guy, you know, sometimes the statistician technician takes a look at it first. Mm-hmm. Oh, right. To give it to the doctor and they go like this. I go, you let it, what's going on there? And he goes, I should let the doctor tell you the bad news. I'm going to have to call the doctor.

this looks weird yeah they said i've so much goddamn brains crammed my front of low i have so much i don't have room for anything there's no extra space not even an ad you nothing just like jam packed with info and smartness have you ever just been anomalous i don't know for sure what that is so i got so this tooth kind of fell out or something way back here don't worry about it folks so eventually they wait for the bone to get in there and then the guy has a little thing and he literally taps it into your you're numbed taps into the bone then he has a little tiny ratchet wrench and he grind and you feel it getting tighter it's called a post so they stick it into your bone and grind it down in there and it's there now and he goes yeah usually after three days it's a

nothing burger so i go back a week later i go no it's really really sore he goes A something burger. 90% feel nothing at this point. Huh. Wow. They always say, wow. But it's gotten better. But anyway, it was kind of, it'll be exciting if you ever lose a tooth for no reason.

I'm doing pretty good on that. My brother just got all his bottom teeth taken out. And it's like so brutal. Why? He has to do that. He's not doing it. He got sick. And they go, first order business, let's get rid of those teeth.

And it's like, huh? What? Because of bacteria from the teeth. teeth. Yeah, it's a whole, it's a whole bummer, and then he has to go in after, and they're going to put those rivets in there and rebuild. Oh, man. But I'll tell them about your story where you were sore for an hour. No, it was no pity party. It was more like just, oh, most people have nothing at this point. It's just always kind of like, I'm always a little off-kilter. Off-kill, yeah. Make your home smell as good as it looks with Pure 4. The smart fragrance

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That was a good story, yeah. That was fascinating. I like that one. Shriek. What in that? God, green earth. I think. I think are, I might have, is this the Olsen twins?

I thought it was Miley Cyrus, but you're right, it's the Olson twins. I thought it was Miley and a mirror, honestly, like leaning as to mirror. But this is a new shock ad, I guess. Well, or it's supposed to for the new conjuring. How old are they? Because they look in. Do you want to look 70? It looks 75, like a very well-preserved 75-year-old.

Why would they do that to the sweet Olson twins? It's glossy shalac on their face, a little dacopage. Also, they're wearing, like, it looks like rubber suits. I don't know. I know it's to be talked about, so it's doing its job because two idiots like us are talking about. But it is kind of fun. It does what it's supposed to. Yeah, you're going to talk about.

Red breadnecky would have said, it's all I'm going to say about that. Those two gals looked like they've been roared. hard and put the bed wet come against home put away dry look at that hair I'm gonna tackle them and put some fucking three-minute miracle in their hair and leave it on for 20 let's try to do our version of that next time you know that looks like our movie poster we should put a fly on the wall with us with that hair I bet they do it by the time this is a clip hey by the way I downloaded Sora Pro 2 oh boy and you can go 15 seconds at a time

but you can stitch them together. So I had this movie that I wrote called Idiots and Monsters. So I've photocopied a piece of it and then fed it to the AI and then I could see the scene being made. It's really mind-blowing where this is going. You can literally make a feature film with your laptop. It's extraordinary. You know, here's something that I think was going to be one of the clips is,

oh, you sent me this. some stupid pranks these guys on Instagram that I can't stand did I send it to you? He goes into a door and he goes up to someone and says this is your car and he has a video

of the guy's car and they're smashing the windshield in of the real guy's real car and the guy steers him like that is my car and he's like yeah I did that and the guy's scared shitless because now the guy's coming in to show him he just trash his car

he's probably going to kill him so the guy starts freaking out to run out and he grabs his wife and it's and the guy's like what are you a pussy and he's like it's all a i but it's so scary looking that you hate these kind of guys he can be in a department store he'll take a photo of someone unbeknownst to him or two people sitting on a bench he'll somehow hack a i and and make an instant a i that looks like they're doing something they didn't do and then he can show them the video And other people. So it's this new thing. And it's pretty, it's intense.

You know what? Because I hate those kind of guys anyway because it's like the cheapest form of like, let's ruin someone's day for your own benefit. But he had a guy playing slots like an older guy. And he goes up to this other dude and he goes, hey, this guy, when you were playing slots, he came back and just sniffing your hair and trying to lick it. And he shows a video of the guy doing it.

And he went over the guy to start a fight with him. And this dude's laughing. And I'm like, he's going to beat this. shit out of some poor guy who's just playing the slots going huh yeah there's a lot of tension we can't show one now though well we had i i i don't know if you sent it in but that he sent it to greg on email oh on email uh if you find it put it up if not i will tell you that in the future it's going to be hard to prosecute people because if you show them robbing something and they say can you prove it's not a i you might go i i can't totally prove that

You officially can't really believe anything you see. So what happens then? I don't know. That's a problem. Yeah. I think we should take 20 minutes and think about it. No, okay, let's go to the next story and we'll go more upbeat. But we're here to give you the real facts, people.

Yeah, we're just real. We're not like a fun show. Okay, here's a fun one. 1.7 million people are currently role playing his aunts on Facebook. I like this one. I guess it's like Farmville. Remember Farmville, Heather? Oh, yeah, yeah.

I guess it's like that. You play an aunt, and then you have jobs. Like, let's lift this fucking potato chip up. And then you have duties and stuff. Look at this woman is like, oh, well, what are my aunt duties today? She forgets her own duties of life to go, well, as an aunt. Well, explain it a little better for me. I don't really get it.

That's the issue. So you get an aunt. Is it a picture or anything? This is like a video game in a way, and your aunt is, because they are very organized. I think like Farmville, where you go and make a little garden. Yeah, yeah, I see. Like a video game in a sense. You embody an aunt than you want, I guess.

Right. You're too stupid. This isn't for us. Well, when work is obsolete, this would be, people will have something to do. Yeah, when they take everyone's job. It does all the jobs, so then you just, you just look. Is that Lindsay Lohan laying down? I don't think so.

That's Kathy Gryffin. Okay. That's a carrot top with a hair strainer. All right, let's go to the next one. And then we got, we'll wrap it up soon. Is there any more? We're not out. Oh, this is, remember from the girl Kim Kardashian that brought you the fake bush underwear?

This is just a new way to trick the world. Let's see this girl. This is what they sell. We're like a promotion for skins. BAM's butt and hip and handsing body suit. There are pads on the butt and on the hips. This is my figure without. This is my...

Okay. She looks fine. These are my allergy tests. Those are allergy pads. Hold separately. Okay. Okay. I mean...

So she has bigger boobs and a bigger butt, right? I mean, how much can I really find it? I don't really find it. I know. I like the first place. I just like the Algae pad. I want to do with this body suit 24-7. Okay, stop.

But yeah, this is why I have a cucumber in my pants at all times. Well, I have something like that on underneath my lumberjack outfit today, but. I have a packless outfit I put on, so it looks like I just have no muscles. Do they have something that men would wear like a layer, so it looks like a big biceps and... Yeah. Yeah, big thighs, big quads, big weaners, big shoulders. Does that, does that exist? That's, I don't know, but don't look under your Christmas tree because that's what I'm getting you.

I'm talking to you, the rock. Yeah, I mean, I'm mad at Kim because don't, you don't have to say like, you need this also like Heather was saying for women. You don't need this stupid suit. Let's just keep it an even playing field out there. The thing that I remember when people would say early on, what do they do? What do the Kardashians do? They're brilliant.

And I don't know who thought of it. It was the mom. Once the Osbournes came in and you would sell yourself, your life would get public and you could become famous. And then they were attractive young women. And so we can monetize that and become billionaires. So first and foremost, they're just in a business. You don't identify it as a business, but they're business people.

And so the only reason they put that thing out, the shape. thing because I think they could sell a lot. There's nothing wrong with it. Or they do if they talk about it and then go buy something else in there. Like the fake bush, you don't think is flying off the shelves, but then they get the company talked about. Yeah. So ridiculous.

And then they go, well, they're smart because then morons like you go, oh, they're smart because. Well, they're just, they're very good of stirring the algorithm. And they had a hidden camera on the matriarch, Chris, Chris, Chris, is that the mom? And she's around the table with everyone. She goes, Chloe, I need an ass pick like yesterday, okay? From behind, squat in the sand. You know what I'm talking about, all right?

If I have to see fucking... Your kids again. Yeah, Amy Poehler. Amy Poehler or Amy Schumer has launched a couple LBs. Yeah. She looks very good. I saw some photos of Amy Schumer this weekend. She looked great.

yeah uh also i think reality shows after the osborns and then the kardashians it was a new world for kids to go that don't want to really work they go hey i argue in the kitchen i hate my family too i could do this and then they go i should start my own reality show or tictoe let me just show my life and that is a business for people i think might have to me it's the only thing you can't really fake it's very weird i'm showing all the time oh wait i will let's go you a story i don't know if we haven't but it was you know how they had that ai actress and then all the actors got mad of course yeah and they were she signed with any and she had a following and the whole thing and now they have AI influencers like they have one

super they're always a super babe goes to the u.s open and hangs out and takes pictures no one knows it's a fake person they follow her because she's so pretty and now they have one that has leukemia so you don't even know it's AI right away and then you're like oh i feel sorry to this influencer because she's sick then she's like is this real well oh and she's just saying that and she's a digital copy of a human yeah oh her story is this and you're like i can't i don't even know if i should be mad or offended or like i can't keep up with the world oh faking out gofund me yeah i mean i don't think she's looking for a gofund me but I'm sure people fake out GoFundMe's.

And this girl, of course, she has to be beautiful, too. No matter what the AI, like, start beautiful and then we'll make a story after that. But this is slightly offensive, too. Yeah, the line between reality. Sad and tragic. And, yeah. Yeah. Okay, what's next?

And we'll wrap it up. I'm stumped. I'm stupefied. You're stupefied. I got to process that. I'll get back to you on the next. Yeah. Fly on the wall.

Oh, what's this? Gross. What is it? What's that? Oh, they've invented contacts that can now see things that the naked eye can't see as well as see in the dark. Tell me more. Yeah, what's happening is they're putting the con. I hate people that talk at the bottom.

Go ahead. That they can't see with the naked eye, which is making them out. So they don't know if they want to release them yet until they can just only see in the dark. That's awesome. The testers of these contacts. said that they saw creatures that looked dark and had glowing eyes as well as it always goes back to those guys long fingers see they go oh what i don't want to see this super well in the dark but what was strange is they could close their eyes and still see through their eyelids even in the

dark no many of them have i liked a little laugh after every comment they were seen and how creeped out they got yeah they got also said that one of these dark creatures see so i hope that guy's making multiple six figures a year just just playing someone else's thing reposting and he was affable and if he sees this good on you bro what we're doing is we're going to talk over him talking over that and then post our thing and someone will talk over us and it'll just you pass it along all right i feel like that's enough for everybody today i think so yeah enough for you we have another one we got to do tonight yeah woohoo it's fun people someone in the comments goes spades always burn out because he said they do 10 a day i'm like 10 a day if we do two i'm laying

down in a fetal position uh i will say day and a you don't know this but i'm on the road i'm going to san diego in january i'm going to utah i'm going to utah I'm going to Caesar's Pallas with Nikki Glazer. We're doing three weeks next year. Wow, you're in the Coliseum. It's going to be great. Nikki, Nikki will be great. And then a full tour, David Spade.com.

Get them while they're hot. And keep watching. And I'll be at Whole Foods and Tarzana. In about 20 minutes. January 7th. January 13th, I'll be at the YMCA Gym in Encino. from 10th, January 21st, I'll be at the Shell Station on Ventura Boulevard. Stop by, stay hi.

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