Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade - David Flies COACH?? & The Booty Sniffer is Caught

Episode Date: August 4, 2025

Dana suffers through David’s riveting tale of flying coach—yes, coach—and the painful neck it left him with. Turns out, Dana’s been there too, thanks to some aggressive couch-based TV marathons. The guys also debate Brad Pitt’s Once Upon a Time in Hollywood spin-off (or is it actually Joe Dirt 2?), and spotlight the infamous Burbank Booty Sniffer. Plus, a NYC biker halts a garbage truck because he’s too enthralled with listening to Fly On the Wall (allegedly).  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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to speak to an advisor free of charge. BetMGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming Ontario. Dana, you'll never believe what happened to me on the road. Okay, a lot of stuff happens to you, so what are you talking about? I mean, you just won't believe it, it's too much. So, okay, well, my brain goes to,

is this something dire, something fantastic, something giggy, a great audience. You know, what's the list of what it could be? Cold, cold, cold. Well, you're not getting any warmer. Fella, give me something. Yeah. Oh, Dana, you know, you know, I'm out there and I'm no, no, I flew a coach.

That was it. No, I flew coach actually, Heather, we send that picture. I'm going to explain this. I, you have to wait for this picture. Anyway, I flew coach. Have you ever flown? You know what coach is Dana? I was born flew coach. Have you ever flown? You know what coach is Dana? I was born in coach.

That's like a country song. I was, you know, and by the way, in a minute, I'm going to show you a billboard. I'm going to show the audience, which kind of a sort of about our friendship. I'll show it in one. I'll show it in one minute. I'll hang in there for that. So, but first, now that we're at 315, what do you got? You flew coach? I flew coach, but they have a way of showing you it's not coach.

Look at this. So here I am in coach, roughing the shit out of it. No, coach is fine. I don't mind it. I got a neck thing. So if I sit up straight, I'm fine with it. Anyway, they put this little four inch thing. I go, this cannot be what you have to separate. It used to be a curtain. Remember they go, oh yeah. They go, hey, sorry, this is first class. And they go, don't try to, don't try. You're not coming up here. I know.

And every once in a while, you're up there and someone wanders through the curtain and it's like a major deed. No, you must not be here. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. And they have a baby and they're trying to use the first class bathroom. I go, let him in, let it in.

And they're like, no. I know someone that says, I always fly coach. I walk up to first to take a dump. I'm like, no, you cannot. No. You cannot. You cannot. But I went up there just to, anyway, the flight was okay.

What I'm getting at is my precious neck. I get to New York. I, it's fun in New York. Oh, I'll show you a video I took. I'm a bit of a street influencer. I feel like I'm part of the audience right now. It's just. You got videos, you got stories.

Are you gonna juggle? I won't shut the fuck up. Okay. Well, I was doing a phoner. For those of you at home, a phoner is when you call in at a gig. You have to do it for most gigs, just to make the city aware you're there.

I said, I'll do a phoner for Jacksonville. It was a fundraiser. It was a gala for the Jacksonville Hall of Fame. They had Jim Furyk, that's a girlfriend. They had some people there. It's a super fun little show. So I'm doing this phoner to the local zoo crew of Jacksonville.

And then I have these stupid things on that I hate their guts. These things that stick in your ears. And with my precious, I wake up neck trouble already, boop, but I don't have a show that night. I just have this phoner, I'm gonna go do a set at the stand later in New York. So the story is fucking riveting. It's riveting, right?

So far. Yes. Don't go anywhere. No one at home, pull over, skip work. So I have, if you can't watch me, I have a headset in on the phone. It quietly, there's a drawer in my desk. I'm sitting there, it's under hooking under the drawer like this.

You know what's coming. My neck hurts so bad in my middle of my hysterical interview, I get up to walk somewhere else, yanks on the drawer, yanks me down, snaps me. Oh, I fall. I land on the ground. I've fallen and I'm pretty sure I can't get up. And these are popped out. My neck, C4 through 12 is like, and now I'm on the ground like this and I hear, it's a zoo crew. He's still there. And I'm like this flatlining. He's still there. And I'm like this flatlining. It's fucking horrible.

Passed out. Yeah. And I'm like this, and they hear me like this. Just noises. And then I go, then I get my bearings. And I'm like this plug in, plug in phone stand up. And I'm like, hello. And they're like, David will be at the Jacksonville igloo tonight. And they're like, David will be at the Jacksonville igloo tonight. He's still talking. I'm like, so Tommy LeBull here with Joe Dirt himself.

David, he's hey, hey, hey, partner. Yeah. Yeah. You blacked out for a second. You all right there. You need a little like that. Yeah. And I'm literally full concussion. So I was neck snap. Now my headache's worse.

And I'm like, and anyway, that was pretty much long and short of it, but I didn't like it. And then I got home and I got my PT, Dr. Jenna, who ripped me apart, is it in my neck? I'm like, and I'm like, I have to work tomorrow, which is this, whatever we do. I have to work tomorrow.

She's like, what, your stupid podcast? I'm like, what did you say? I know. I had similar problems. Like the remote wasn't working. Cause I was trying to watch the show. And I was like, I was gonna, I was like, and it wasn't working at all.

So then I shook it. Maybe the battery, I opened up the thing to see if the batteries needed battery. Like, Jesus Christ. Is it a wall or something? And I put in two new batteries. Bleep, bleep. Yeah.

And I was watching the show and I was in a rocker and I went. Boo. Yeah, did you get hurt? I'm still in the act out. That's rocking. Going backward. Hello darkness, my old rocker. Yeah. I grabbed the headphones and I reeled myself in. Like this? I'm just inspired by

your sound effects. Jurassic Park. I'm inspired that your whole life has this soundtrack. I know. It just helps the story move along. It's funny random sound effects like, hey, how are you? I'll tell you one more thing. I went to dinner and here's, you might not get this because you go to all... I don't go to dinner. You go to fancy restaurants all the time.

I make dinner, go ahead. You eat dinty more beef stew out of your doomsday shelter. Well, there is a bit of doomsday shelterness around my environment. Dude, there's a story we're going to get to that involves you. I'm going to bring you up. Okay. And I still have this. So the quick story is the waiter's like this.

So I get to the nice dinner, I go to take a bite and the waiter goes, is everything tasting deliciously over here? And then I gotta go. Oh, yep, yep, so far. And then they come back three seconds later. They say something funny. She goes, oh yeah.

See, I think as everything scrumptious after the first bite, they have new ways of positioning it. I haven't heard that one. Yeah. That's a little pushy. It's a little pushy. Three bites of a tuna tartar later. He's like, that's one of our favorite things here. Are your taste buds jizzing all over your mouth yet? And I go, that one, that one feels like. That seems a bit too far. I haven't heard that one.

I know, have you ever had this one? Like they're like, oh, open up your mouth, here comes Mr. Caboose. And they have a spoon and they start spoon feeding you Napoleon ice cream. Yeah. And then I go like this, he goes, you're almost there. And then he pulls his wiener out.

Dana, I have to say wiener because someone made a pie chart of our podcast and it says the chunk where David says wiener and it's like 44% of the pie chart. You get a wiener in, I'm surprised it's that low. You get a wiener in. I think you get a wiener and you don't pull it out but you get the vernacular in the

body. Because I'd say more like 76%. Oh my God. But what do I say all the time? Like, hey, buddy, I must say. What is it on his chart? What does he say? I don't have it.

I don't say anything. People in the comments really like to go. No, I would say 97% positive in the column, which is very nice. I'll tell people who, first of all, watch us and like us, thank you, first of all. But you do this for long enough, you're kind of like, and then all of a sudden a story comes in your head, and halfway through it, you realize you told that same story 60 episodes ago. We told that between Tom 60 episodes ago. We told that between Tom Hanks and Sheryl Crow.

And your brain is going... Just say it in your ear. This was doing fireworks. Oh, yeah. Let me see if I can get it. Half hour ago. What the freak? Wait, we get our screen to make fireworks. It doesn't, fuck it doesn't do it. Well, we did it by accident and then I did it.

Damn it, life is disappointing sometimes, but we'll get to it. Well, the last thing I'll tell you, this relates to you, but it's really about me is. Good. I position it like it's about you. Is that. I like it. You're very excited because they're doing a spinoff

to one of your favorite movies. Oh, no, we're already in 2010. Hello, Dana. No, not Hal. Not Hal. No, no, no. That's my friend Tony Hopkins, right? Nope. Nope. It's this. Well, I'm going to have to fight you, Bruce Lee. However you do that.

Oh, okay. They're doing like the character of Brad Pitt, Cliff Booth, I think. Yep. Yeah. Well, that's a good plan. Yeah. I like it. Yeah.

Beats up Bruce Lee. Remember that? Oh, I remember. Once brought to time in Hollywood. You're kind of a pretty false stunt man. So here's a picture. He's shooting it right now. Once brought to time in Hollywood. You're kind of a pretty false stunt man. So here's a picture. He's shooting it right now.

Oh, that's him so retro. They got a retro wig on him on this one. Yeah, is he playing me? That's not you. And that's not Heather. They're doing Joe Dirt too, starring Brad Pitt. That's obscene. He's kind of got sideburns too.

No, I guess in the show they're trying to de-age him back to the, well in the show it was the 60s, so I don't really understand. Well, did he have this look in the movie? No, no, he didn't have long hair. Not longish hair like this. Can we show a picture of him in Once Upon a Time? It looks like Eiza Gonzales with him,

but it probably isn't. That might be the early seventies. People like my dad hated the goddamn long hairs, you know, and he was, Shaebarr had these goddamn long hairs. And then by 75, he had hair over his ears. They adapt later. So maybe that's Pitt in the seventies. Do you think, I think he's playing a Hollywood fixer.

Yeah, see there he's kind of Steve McQueen. Oh, it's more a comb. And it's, you see his ear. He's not doing the bouffant. So I guess he has to have a little different, but I think he's got a wig because from this thing I saw in this story about he's playing kind of a Hollywood fixer back in the day.

That makes sense with his skill set. Which is interesting. Yeah, I think it's a good idea. Probably to make money, you're a stunt man, it's like, what do you do? And maybe he got old, too old to do stunts, he's out there beating people up and shit. Well, in the other movie, he wasn't getting stunt work

because he's too much of a hothead, he beat up Bruce Lee. So then he was just, he was the gopher. Hey man, I'm your gopher. And I like when you're out of town, out of house, sitting up there in the Hollywood Hills. Let's face it. I haven't worked as a stunt man in a long time.

The way I look at it is a lot of things worse than going to Italy and making some spaghetti Westerns. I don't want to go do goddamn spaghetti Western. How many have you seen? One, two, come on, man. Sorry, I liked the movie, saw it 11 times. Of course, he's great in it. The only thing is the director's really good, but I don't think it's Quentin.

It's David Fincher. Right. That's great though. Quentin, we're on first name basis. He is a great director. Hello, I'm Heather McDonald, stand-up comic and pop culture expert and the host of my podcast, Juicy Scoop. If you're obsessed with Hollywood romances, reality TV drama, on and off camera, and celebrity gossip, this is the show for you.

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I don't know why we don't. Why don't we? Why don't you want to? I, when I hosted for Jimmy Kimmel, I said, they said, who do you want? I said, can I get Quentin Tarantino? And they said, yes. But I was, I was, I wanted to talk to him like on a podcast. Yeah. You know, it's all these commercial breaks and I was doing impressions of people in the movie. I don't know. But yeah, I'm, I'm, I am a huge fan. We'll put out some feelers. Yeah. We'll talk to his team. Your team, talk to your team first.

Speaking of movies, this is, this is Tombstone with Val Kilmer. Can, can you read that? Oh, I love it. If I thought you weren't my friend, I just don't think I could bear it. So he plays Doc Holliday in this movie so brilliantly. You know, you be my Huckleberry. Whoa, if I thought you weren't my friend,

I just don't think I could bear it. I love that movie. It's almost Jimmy Stewart. But this movie is incredible. Is that the one with Kurt Russell? Yeah. Because there's two. Kurt Russell, I think he does two,

but Tombstone had Kurt Russell and it had Billy Bob Thornton play, when he was kind of chubby, plays a guy who Kurt Russell threatens in a bar. It's just great Western. And Val Kilmer is brilliant in it. His famous line I had wrong. Did you know this? His famous line I had wrong. I'll be your Huckle-bearer. Oh really? I thought it was I'll be your Huckle-bear. Huckleberry I thought it was.

Why if I thought we weren't friends I don't think I'll be your Huckle-bear. I haven't seen the movie lately. My impression's a little wobbly. Well, I used to say, I'll be your huckleberry because he says it to a guy in kind of a flirty, like crazy person. They're going to go with a gunfight and try to kill each other. And it's all kind of feminine and like a, like a high school dance. I'll be your huckleberry. But what it is is it's hucklebearer because that's what they call the Paul Bears to carry the guy's coffin.

God, that's amazing. I've seen the movie at least five times. So it's so cool because he goes, I'll be your Huckle Bear. Like, I'll be one of the guys who'll carry your coffin when I kill you. I'll be a Huckle Bear. Like, I'll do you a favor. When I kill you, I'll be one of the guys who carries your coffin. That's inside baseball, man. That's cool. Isn't that cool?

Cause I did not know that. His accent was so dense that you just couldn't tell. He looked like a stud. Cool, cool, cool. But you know. Really good. And I'm looking forward to that Cliff Booth one. That a quick Hollywood story, kind of fun.

So I'm doing a movie with Nicholas Cage and John Lovitz trapped in paradise. It's a holiday treat. No, it was a holiday treat. No, it was, it was, but anyway, this movie, Tombstone is out at that time. You know, and Kurt Russell is threatening Billy Bob Thornton. Like I just mentioned the bar scene and he says, and Kurt Russell goes, you know, instead of saying you're going to draw a gun on me, you're going to throw down, boy, you're going to throw down.

So that became a big running phrase between me and Nicolas Cage. If he thought I did good in the scene, he goes, oh, you threw down, man. That was that. I like it. And when does that come out? And when does that come out? 2081. And trapped in paradise. It had a lot of potential, John Lovitz, Nicolas Cage and I, but that's a whole podcast. We'll bring in Nicolas Cage and John and bring him to talk about the movie.

Eight podcast series. Were you ever in a stinker? Yeah, of course. I mean, you don't plan to be, but sometimes. Well, movies are hard to make. They're so, they're, the worst part is, it's hard to make the bad ones. It's still the long hours. You still have hope. You just don't know. Sometimes when you're shooting, you go, this isn't coming out like we thought. I mean, you can just tell and you go, but maybe with that today, you had some funny noises and some sound and some song,

there's only so much you can gussy up a pig. You can't really put much stuff on. Well, let me do a little bit inside baseball. That's twice I've mentioned on this podcast. And it's not baseball. Is that in the early 90s and 80s, some of those big classic comedies, we did not have digital film.

So to make an edit, you would go and the film would be like this giant size of a tire and you'd spool it, go like that. To make an edit was a big deal. Then it was like, so I did a scene in Trapped in Paradise and playing kind of a Mickey Rourke kid who's not too bright, you know, and he's up in front of the parole officers and he gets a jawbreaker in his mouth, right as they ask him a question. So I took like, I made a meal out of it, but it was hysterical in a held shot. But then I saw the edit, I was like, put the jawbreaker in and then I spit it out. It's like, boom, boom.

So editing is big in movies. It could take a comedy scene and make it unfunny. Oh, let me see a movie that I did that thought it was okay, but ended up doing great. Well, you know, there's movies like PCU where we shot that. You might not remember this one, but it was politically correct university. I remember. Yeah. I don't know if I saw it, but I remember the title.

I think about it a lot now. And it comes up like on Twitter because PCU in this day and age is almost the same movie. It holds up as far as there's different factions, there's people that are offended by everything, there's this and that. So of course I play the bad guy, but that one was, the funny thing about that one is it didn't do blockbuster, but it was pretty good and it hung in there over time.

But Jeremy Piven, me, John Favreau, there's a lot of fun people in it. But when we did it, it was an R-rated movie, and I've never had that happen. So I think that's the one where I go open the door, fucko, when I'm looking in the door for something. And then they go, when you go in there and do the takes on the set, the last take they say, let's do one for the airplanes.

Basically for cable, airplane, when they can't air an R-rated movie. So what did you say? So no one even cares about this. I go open up steakhead, right? That's funny. Because it's stupid and funny and like whatever. I don't even care about this. I go, open up steakhead, right? Whatever. That's funny. Cause it's stupid and funny and like, whatever. So you always do a PG airline version.

Yeah. If you swear. And it sort of waters down, but it's, they need it for whatever, sell it. So anyway, the movie comes out. Don Favreau is a great director. I mean, didn't he do? He was not the director.

He was in the movie. Oh, he's the actor. But he's a great actor too, yeah. Elf, I think. But anyway, for me, it's, you know, the shocking thing was Wayne's World for even both Mike and I, that it became this global smash.

I mean, I just thought, we thought it'd be pretty good. You know, it's kind of funny. You know, I had no expectations it would take off. So. Yeah. PCU didn't really quite take off like that. What year was PCU?

It was probably my third year of SNL, something like that. And so I only did like three weeks on it. Yeah, it was probably the end of the nineties. And you know, they released it when I saw it on the poster. I think that's the one, maybe it was senseless, but they released it as a PG-13. So they kind of rat-fucked us. They used every airplane version of every take. And so I'm like, you didn't even try on those takes. Yeah. So it's okay. But when you go from an R-rated movie to really watering, you go,

oh, this is a different, because we had Animal House, we had those movies we're trying to be like, and then you tamp it down. It's like. my house, we had those movies were trying to be like, and then you tamp it down. It's like. It's, you know, it's tough, you know, consistency of tone. I mean, if there's four or five directors kind of, it can get a little messy, like each one want, we should do this. We should do that. When you watch a movie, you know, we watch movies, everyone does Amazon

prime or Netflix and you're watching a movie as three minutes ago, what am I watching here? I mean, what's, and the good ones just grab you. I don't know, it's storytelling, I guess. It's storytelling by committee, and sometimes there's not a clear vision and it sort of gets turned into everybody's movie. That's how movies get kind of ruined. Yeah.

I mean, anyway, let's get to some stories. This is me when I heard the box office gross from Wayne's World 1. What is it? The opening weekend? Let me see if I can find one for you too. This will take you too long. You're still going. No, you inspired me. I like it. I got one for you.

Okay. When it came out, you went like this. It's too much to lie. Let me hear that. That was you. You got a boner. Okay. Oh, I got another one. This is funny.

Here's me if and when it didn't do as good as Wayne's world. Here's, oh wait, I already did that one. Here's, no, I'm not doing that one. I'm not going to be left out of this game. I've got an iPhone, I could say something. Here's Dana after I accidentally squeak out of toot. No, wait, hang on. Wrong one. No, Dana after I accidentally squeak out of toot. No, wait, hang on. No, hang on. Here's me when I toot Dana like. Why are you breathing in my toot?

Don't try to find a sound board and fight. Here's Dana when range world worked. That was pretty good. Challenge. Watch the full hour and post it. What does that mean? This is when Joe dirt came out with the audience. That's everyone brought their baby.

Joe dirt. The audience just ran out. They ran out crying and everyone and their baby was crying. No, that's fair. I don't like this game anymore. It turned on me now. Well, well now I've got a new toy. I love it.

So fun. I'll send you this thing and you can fight back. But the baby thing is. All right. Let's play a clip of something of headlines. Cause we got a, we got a big day ahead of us. A million things going. Yeah.

Okay. Oh, this is interesting. A Chinese company piled 11 million in cash on a table and employees could take as much as they wanted. Is the video? See that cash? Well, that's going to create violence. I mean, we'll see how polite they are.

Beep, beep, beep, beep. Oh, they never pull the trigger. Okay. So, A, I'd like to be more toward the front. If not, you think there's more money in the front because I'm grubby. No, I'm saying in the front row so I can grab, but how much would you take? Well, it depends. I mean, we're not going to see the melee that's going to happen.

Are they going to, is there a number system? I wanted them to show. They don't show it. I guess, but then you, what would I take? Is I, if it's free, say 11 million, do not. No, I would take as much as I could. Now what would I take? And if I counted it and it wasn't what I hoped it was, you know, I would just be,

he does it again. Sorry, but a quick one. Okay. Oh, there's footage of them taking it. Let's go back. We need to see the footage to have an opinion. I don't know if it's right there. Let's try it. The comment says, I like the US would give everyone a slice of pizza and a 15 cent raise.

Show these guys fight. What? In the comments, it says that they all grabbed and put it in. Oh, I would think like, I think in Japan, they're so disciplined that people would be embarrassed to take more than a little. There is a culture in Japan, Japan. So that was Japan. Yeah.

No, that was China. So I don't know that is no, I think I'm saying, I think Japanese are sort of. Very like honorable. Like I wouldn't, I'd be embarrassed to take too much. Yes. Yeah. I maybe Chinese. My impression.

I have not been to Tokyo. I have not been there in so long. In so long, but I do know, I knew someone who lived there and yeah, it's very, very polite until it's not polite. Oh, because that one, if that was at like the Mall of America, that would be a melee.

How, just picture that. You just go to your work. What do you guys think you deserve? Everyone's like, I like movies where the bad guys are getting away and they've got all the cash in the suitcase and then it breaks and then it just flies right at the end, all in the street. It drops out of a helicopter. These are the street. Oh yeah, or it drops out of a helicopter and everyone's like, oom, oom, oom. These are the peeper.

Oom, oom, oom. Yeah, oinking it up. Have you said Weiner? Yeah, you have said Weiner when you were filming. I have too much. Now I want to make sure it's every episode. Okay, all right, I remember this story. Is this about this guy's ears?

Okay, accused serial booty sniffer. Oh, he's back again in Burbank. That's close to us. That guy was on Star Trek Deep Space Nine, I think. As Colonel Bachner. All right. Are they playing this? Is there any video? It's just a... Oh. Oh look, there there is an action. I definitely didn't expect him to do like what the actual.

He's digging in there. I'm fine because he hasn't said anything or touched me or anything. But then you notice that he goes over and does the same thing to this girl. And he'll approach down low and I think this is produced. But he got popped. Well, who's on camera? She's filming herself. Because this has happened moments before.

Either that or she's just like everyone else just filming herself doing nothing. Yeah. Well, first of all, what's weird about it? It's my first question. Secondarily. What's weird about it? Yeah. I like he goes for two, her and the other girl. Men and their hormones and their sex drive.

I don't know why women put up with this. It is really embarrassing as part of the male species. Where's that Shakespeare book? That's not over here. What sound effect can't you do? Well, that's just sniffing. Well, that's just sniffing. Well, not what you have. That's for amateurs.

Here's a dog sniffing you and then they get tired of it. Here's a cat looking at a picture of you. Meow, meow, meow, meow. And then decides to eat the photo. And then is really happy and full and goes, there you go. And then they throw up a fur ball. I give you cues. You're directing me now into, but I have that character

sound effect that I do in my stand up sometimes. That's the first 40 minutes of your stand up now. It's a funny character because every effect is the same thing. or sound effect that I do in my stand up sometimes. That's the first 40 minutes of your stand up now. It's a funny character because every effect is the same thing. He just calls out what he's doing. All right, let's go next door. Big stories out there. OK, let's read it. Breaking news, 100 million dollar fire aid funds never reach victims.

Twelve nonprofits got the cash instead. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what? This is such a drag. They do this big benefit for fire. ADL, because all the fires in Alta Dena, Palisades. Really? Is this real? They stole the money from the fire?

They didn't steal it. They gave it to NGOs, which I don't even know what they are. And, uh, non-governmental organization. Yeah. So they give them to those saying it says says on the fire rate, this goes directly to the victim. But they give it to all these and say, you guys give it or do what you feel. And some of those were sketch. You can go online and look at any charity you want to give money to, and you can find

out what they take in and what actually reaches the people who are trying to help. And sometimes the expenses, the differential is enormous. So, yeah, sometimes 7% gets to the people. And that's when you go, that's when you go, because they all this overhead and stuff and it's too bad around here because no one's getting, um, I don't think anyone's gotten anything yet. Yeah. And they're, they're divvying it out.

It's like one for you, one for me. Yeah. Two for you, five for me, three for you, 10 for me. Hey, wait a minute, seems like you're getting more. What do you want me to do? Write you a fucking check? 11 for me, save for you. We'll monitor that story, Dana.

That's the cool thing about that. We're turning into action news. Yeah, we're action news. Spade Carvey action news. Oh wait, dog moves, oh, this is, dog moves a security camera so he can eat food off the table. If this is real, it's too smart. Dog sees food.

Oh, I like this music. What? He looks at the camera. He moves it over. You can turn the music down a little bit. So the cat sees that he's getting away with it. This fucking cat is unreal. Cat comes up.

Well, this can't be real. So the cat is fixing the camera so the dog will get in trouble. Yeah, that's just, it's a funny bit, but it's not true. But it is a very funny bit. That's funny. Heather, can cats do that? I'm gonna look at my cat cam right now.

No, she's looking at her cat cam. That just reminded me. She's taking care of a cat. She's gonna check that. It could be, cats are very smart. Cats are very smart. They're very smart. And they don't always do these tricks, but I heard they don't like dogs.

I see it in cartoons. Well, sometimes they meow, and now with AI, we can slow down their meows, and it actually sounds like English. So, hey Frisky, did you move the camera? Riz, yes, I moved it so Bisco would get in trouble. But all you, before AI all you heard was meow meow meow meow. There's something to say to a cat to make him come over.

Yeah, I gotta try the ma-ah. Yeah. M-A-A-H. You go ma-ah to a cat and they stop what they're doing and walk over. No, no. We'll video it and then we'll play it on the next show. Here's another story.

Here's a logger. OK, they have to cut this and try to smash a can. So see that log? Now look at the end of it. That can. They missed it. What did they do wrong? Oh, they're cutting it in a way that it'll fall the way they want. It'll fall and they want it to nail.

See that can in the bottom, right? Yeah. That the first guy, I guess, missed it. He's using his felling sites, whatever that means. Falling sites, right? No, they said felling. OK, so he's so far from my point of view, he's doing good. Yeah, it's going to go to the too far this way.

Now, get it right, Jack. Come on, Jack. Get it right, Jack. Taking a lot of time, Jack. These usually hit houses in these scenarios. No, you got to be careful. OK, that's what he's trying to hit. This little circle.

OK, good luck. Anytime. Come on, buddy. Yeah, we're ready, guys. That's good. We got an hour show. Yeah. OK. Oh, he got it. Oh, it's like a longer league competition.

That's going to be a Marvel movie. Where was that filmed? A quarter mile from your house. Welcome to Logger League. We got there's there's a buzz saws up here. We got all kinds of stuff. Yeah, I know. Like Dana, you a bit of a logger?

Are you? I am. I came from logging country up in Big Timber, Montana. Oh, yeah. You're from Montana. Okay, let's do one more. We got to get out of here. One more.

We got to get a question too. Got a lifely. Okay. This is frustrating. This is not my video from New York. We'll show next week, but this is only New York. A whole video. Okay.

A whole garbage truck blocked by one guy. Well, this guy's in the bike lane so he can be there, but he's blocking everyone. I don't understand why people do this. This is not the first time I see this in New York. Garbage truck is trying to do its job, pick up the garbage, but this guy on the bicycle is so selfish, he's just staying there.

Crazy, I'd freak out. They're just trying to do their job, like move out of the way. This guy is. It would have been so frustrating for me if I would have been doing this job. You could just go on the sidewalk or just move along. Why do you have to just stand there?

What is he looking at? Fly on the wall or just move along. Why do you have to stand there? Fly on the wall? It seems like he's doing it on purpose. Maybe he's looking at my Joe Dirt Morgan Walden walkout. He's strolling through our clips for this podcast. So he's all absorbed. Does he move? The guy told him. Does he move now?

Come on, guy. The guy told him. Nope. He's still not moving. Why is he so defiant? We got to get him on this podcast because that's bad manners. You know what? This would be a bad manners corner. I mean, yeah.

What a dick or that behavior. Miss Rachel say. Oh, boy. You know, he was scrolling and here's David Spade and Joe Dird and here's David Spade on flying on the wall. And here, so, you know, he was a little absorbed. Here's Dana's only fans. All right.

Okay. So let's do. Well, let's do a question. Yeah. A question. Okay. Okay. You want to read it, Danny?

No, you go ahead. Let me come in for my close up. My question is for both of you. Obviously, you both had much success in the entertainment industry. Thank you. Yes. Was there ever a time where you were ready to give up, you're ready to throw in the towel and say, I don't want to do this anymore. As for me, I'm an airline pilot.

Whoa, got my props. And I know I've had that thought at times. I'm so happy that I stuck it out as I now fly wide body jets around the world. Huh? Right. I think any, any job you have to remember, there is an element of work, whether it's a lot of the element or not,

because our job seems fun on the outside, which it's pretty fun, but sometimes it gets tough when you wanna quit. Now we've done okay. At the beginning and the first five, 10 years, sure, every day would cross my mind. I mean, you're in a sketchy job. I mean, in our particular case, stand up is not

where you're making money. Today, it's almost a viable career to go into. But back then, it was like no scene, no one making cash, very hard to... It's like officer and gentleman, you're like, I got nowhere else to go. You go, this is all I can do. It's like officer gentleman, like I got nowhere else to go. You go, I this is all I can do Yeah, I bought her a lot. I bombed a lot first three years, you know I had some good sets and a lot of bombs I quit several times stand up and then I did a lot of TV shows and pilots blue thunder bombed and I did a movie with Kirk Dawson Bert Lancaster at bomb So everything a bomb till SNL then afterwards it hasn't been pretty either. So I would just say at this point, if you do your job well, then people don't think

you're working, even though you and I know there's a behind the scenes, you come out with David Spade and 3000 people, you know, even checking your notes, you're flying in, you've been doing this for years, you're honing, trying to fit in new stuff. You got to be up and tight for an hour. And if you do your job right, they're like, David just showed up. I get the general gist. Looks easy, yeah. But you don't want a pilot to be sweaty.

You don't want to go visit the cockpit and he's got a sweat coming down. Let's see if we can do this, man. So I'm glad that he loves his job now. I don't want an angry, disappointed pilot up there. But my question for this guy, you secretly, there's a lot of people telling me this, I wanted to go into show business. I always wanted to be an actor.

I mean, if your job is like a real job, most jobs are very hard. It's nice. They always say you should love your job. It's almost impossible because it's very rare that jobs are so hard these days to make any money. You're going to love it. But if you can just get through it because it is tough out there. I think, you know, obviously we're not in a chain gang, but a lot of the emotional violence goes on in your head. So if you're in a movie and it sucks and the whole world's saying you suck, it's

mentally, I call it an emotionally violent sport. And then there's also incredibly great things about it. Cause sometimes you're going, I get paid to do this. What? So it's everything. Yeah. You don't want your pilot to go to the co-pilot. You know what?

I was thinking about calling it quits. You know, so, uh, you don't want that from your pilot, but this guy seems like he got straightened out, but jobs in general, I don't know if he means showbiz, but jobs in general are, it's tough every day. Of course. I have a very talented brother and he was a musician, but decided the lifestyle wasn't for him. And he, or that he wanted a brain dead shit box job. So he wanted, it's like the Peter principle,

they call it, I want a job that was really easy for him. And then he would have his weekends. So there are, you know, there's the money. And then there's also the, how you fit it into your brain and your lifestyle. When I see someone on a lawn boy, mowing their lawn, a gardener, and then they finish the lawn and it's truly finished.

I like the- It made me that. The metric of the life style, someone on a lawn boy mowing their lawn, a gardener, and then they finish the lawn and it's truly finished. I like the metric of the clarity of that. But with show business, I'll just say it's always kind of there. It's weird. I don't know how to describe it. Yeah, you go months, then you do something, then you don't do anything. It's just very odd. Yeah, you're getting calls and then you're hot, then you're cold, then you're cold, then you don't do anything. It's just very odd. Yeah, you're getting calls and then you're cold, then you're cold, then you're hot. And you were, I mean, just to be honest, man, you were cold for a long time. I mean, I thought of it. 20 year chunk.

But you've been hot the last 15, man. I don't like, I would never go to Disneyland with you. I would never go to. Thank you. Mobbed. Well, I hope that answers some of the questions and you can put your questions in. What is the question thing, Dana? You got to email it in.

Fly on the wall at audacity.com. It is? Yeah, fly on the wall at audacity, which is spelled A-U-D-A-C-Y.com. So send us that. We'll read it. Yeah, keep the questions kind of short, but... Kind of snug. We're narcissists by nature,

so it gives us a chance to discuss our life and our feelings. So we really appreciate it. But to that pilot, you may have driven me in the sky and didn't even know it, but hopefully I gave you a couple of laughs, but some pilots drive me crazy. There you go. Good wrap up.

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