Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade - David Meets the Cast of Obsession + The NBA Finals

Episode Date: June 8, 2026

This week, David and Dana cover the NBA finals, whether or not Baby Yoda is getting too old, and when David met the cast of Obsession. Also, the LA mayoral election, Buzzing Around, and the week’s news. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We're talking about me obsession and how scared I am of it. Right. They said, you haven't seen it? And I go, no. And then the lead girl in the movie said, oh, are you too scared? I said, yeah. And the guy goes, my grandma saw it. And she only sees like the sheep detective.

I go, well, that's too scary for me. I said, I didn't know the sheep talked. They didn't tell me that. That was good as shit. Oh, we fucking laugh so hard at that one. If I go down. and have to tell someone, hey, could you put your phone away that I, the idea I have to tell them just during the movie would make me so mad that I couldn't get back into the movie. But the hat worked.

Well, could Paula go take care of business? It was Paula, actually, with the, it wasn't a guy. Oh, she sits that far away from you. Yeah, she likes to be a little closer and she took some selfies. She likes to stare straight up. And the horse and buggy people. went crazy when cars came in. We're taking up...

I still have that business. It's bombing. Yeah, I was surprised when I first went to your house. You have a really cool horse and buggy out front. I go, David, it's 2026. I thought they were coming back, but it's going the other way. You're like, hey, buddy. Hey, buddy. Shee!

Yeah, that's about six. We got about a six. Do you want me to go higher? Greg. Dane is in work mode. He's like six. Most of what we do is technical here. So Greg,

is it okay? No comedy. Okay. Welcome to Tech Talk. This is good. We got through that. It's kind of cool. Look at my bars in the frame now.

Well, that's kind of cool. I always fidget with the mic. Your bar's all right. It looks like a little. Well, to say, well, that's kind of cool. It is. It's not cool at all. It's not cool and it's not uncool.

It's my bar's in the frame. Why do you have to put a thing on it? Who is the guy in track and field that rolls over the bar on the high jump? That means the original? Fosbury, Dick Fosbury, 1968, Olympic gold champion, the first guy to ever go backwards as opposed to straddle. So a lot of them used to straddle, like roll over it. They would all straddle. Go up off the left foot.

like crawl over and he just went like this. Osbury flop. Fosbury flop. I thought I was going to, you know, I thought I would trick you, but you don't think I know about sports, but I know the New York Knicks are in the World Series. Their versus the guy. The greatest nickname for a basketball player in history is the alien. So Wembley is the, uh, Wembley.

Whambley, him too. So he, uh, his skill. said is so extreme, they nicknamed me the alien. It's going to be interesting. By the way, when we find out aliens are some people, are hybrid people, Wambi's number one on the list. He looks like the guys that are in the Miami Mall incident. Something, shh. The Miami Mall rumor incident. Heather, Jim. Two years later, they're like, we have found footage. I thought that was a great line.

Here you get this. What did she say? Okay, not that much applause. What you said that made Heather laugh so hard. Oh, she just laughs at how what a dunce I am. I can tell. She's like, can you believe that fucking shit? Well, I saw videos of people running.

What would you be running from other than alien? What would you be running from? Aliens with guns. You're in love with the idea. that there's alien you are they're not scared i'm going to disclose your day i got my tickets and i don't almost want to go because i'm so scared

go where the movies oh to see spielberg's movie about aliens oh um that's gonna be nothing you're gonna be scared well not like like a little baby and a crying like a little baby

in the baby crib in the crib maybe because i'm scared it'll be too real. But I will say, and she talks like one of those praying manate aliens. I'm like, nope. Makes me nervous, yeah. Signs made me scared.

Signs was very cool with Mel Gibson and fucking Phoenix. Seen it many times. Swing away. Cool. Swing away. Swing away, man. Dude, who could cry harder than when he saw his wife and the cop walks up to talk to him? Brutal.

That was, uh, shout him out of my way, whatever that dress. M-night Shamm-Lam-Lam-A-Ding-Dong in the pocket. M-N-N-N-N-A-Lam-A-Ding-Dong. You have to add a two ding-a-ding-dong. Yeah, whoever wrote that in the script. Yeah, there's an auto accident, half her body's here, half her body's there. Have her husband say hello before we disconnect her.

No, she's sickeningly pinned against a tree with a car action. And when they pull the car out, she will expire. So they're talking to her before they pull her. It's so rough, dude. He's a priest. It's all rough. Anyway, signs, Joaquin is great.

And this one, how about the two biggest movies are obsession? You've never heard of it. I know all about. Backroom. Backroom. Backroom. It's about our backroom area

inside a tacharia in North Hollywood. And it's called the back room. A talkaria. Is that real? Well, I just made that up. Oh, it sounds real. If you say, if you say it's real, it's real.

I mean, own your opinions. Don't be afraid to. No more. God, give me mine. We got to fight back. So.

Sorry. What's how? So I I was with Dan Levy, this writer guy, right? Oh, yeah. Not him, not from Schitts Creek.

And this is his whole life. Unfortunately, he's a great writer. But you have to say Dan Levy. And then I'm going, oh, he's great. And I go, I know they're not talking about him.

I go, oh, it's not that Dan Levy. I go, there's a Dan Levy that wrote in the Goldbergs for seven years. And they go, oh, it's him. I go, it's not him. There's another one that writes obituaries or the penny saver. No, I said it is the guy from the Goldbergs, and he's a good writer and a buddy of mine. So we go to dinner last night, and he's obsessed with obsession. He saw the movie.

Okay. He saw a back room. So he's literally obsessed with the title of the movie? Yes. And he's got a kid Abe who's like 13, and he won't. to make these type of movies, right? Which is almost feasible because they're both about $3 million.

Totally. What else cost about $3 million recently? But, oh, my. It's put you out on paper view soon. When? What are you waiting for? I'm trying to show Ocala. We're making deals, yeah.

You guys, you guys go off. Oh, behind the scene shenanigans. All right, I understand that. No, we have to do like Apple TV. You have to find places. places where they... I don't think it's an Apple TV. Well, I think it's just somewhere where you search and go,

where's this fucking thing? And then they go, oh, it's over here on this. And you pay whatever, $100, whatever we decided, to $5,000. Well, initially it's like $40, you know. It is? Well, no, that's when it comes really fast. Now it's like out of the theaters.

When it's just barely out of the theaters, they'll charge. Like a week later, they go, $42.95. You pay a lot for the experience of, seeing it sooner. Okay. So Dan Levy, your friend, not Dan Levy, these other writers. Not Dan Levy of any important. What was the hot take on that little dinner? What do we get? A hot take was we're talking about me, obsession and how scared I am of it. Right. He goes, I think this kid that just walked in, this dude was an obsession. And I go, you're really obsessing

about this. And then he goes, there's another kid. You don't turn around. There's another kid. there's another one so three of the cast come in to eat are you kidding me what's the name of this restaurant it's called coy no it wasn't coy for once in my life wasn't coy no it was so yeah it was traitor jo's no it was uh it was so anyway so he goes i got to go over and take a picture i go no you know you can't but go say hi i think they're young then we have a shit say oh they would love if they're brand new famous. I saw the movie with my kid. He loves it, blah, blah.

Yeah, yeah. So there you go. And he goes, well, you come over with me. I go, no, just say my buddy over there was too scared to see it. So he goes over there, blah, blah, blah, blah, points over. So then he comes back. He goes, they were very nice. He goes, go back and say bye when we leave.

No, you don't need that. Well, they were like, oh, it's that guy. No, it's just, well, I mean, okay, I got you. So I said, I will. say hi, whatever, and B, and just say, good job. So I went over, congratulated them all. Okay. And they were all very nice, and they're all very excited.

And, oh, and then I said, they said, you haven't seen it? And I go, no. And then the lead girl in the movie said, oh, are you too scared? I said, yeah. And the guy goes, my grandma saw it. And she only sees like the sheep detective. I go, well, that's too scary for me. I said, I didn't know the sheep talked.

They didn't tell me that. That would scare the shit on him. Oh, we fucking laugh so hard at that one. And then we laughed at the bread. I'm out of October. No, I took off. We gave it 45 seconds. 45 seconds?

Did they say, oh, David Spade, man. I loved. Blank. Tommy Gunn. Tommy Boy. I love Tommy Gun. I know Tommy Boy. I love bench stoppers.

Hey, I love that thing you do with Dana Garnie. The, the, the, uh, the, uh, the, the, uh, the, the, uh, the, the, the, uh, the, the, the, the, uh, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, All near some flies. I love that show. They might, you know what? I get sort of a AI recognition of do do do do it. Like Robocop looks at me and they go, I know you from something. They don't know.

No, no. You're way past that. You're in a, you're in a fame thing that's a whole other, because I walked behind you when we played Indianapolis in the hotel atrium. I thought I've done a couple things. I'm a little older, but so I'm walking. And man, you just got David Spade.

It was like, Degh, Dij, Dish. Anyway, so that was our big obsession. And I might have to see it now because when I, I said, okay, I think I'll try to see it. Now, if I met these people, I go, all right, I know they're real people. And this is just a movie. So that will help you not be afraid because they're like friends on the screen.

Is it a pop out scary movie or is it a creepy scary movie? Is it a gory? Is it a gory? Is it a gory? Is it a gory? Is it scarier and weirder. more disturbing. I think this is more of a clever twist.

The girl indie, I think her name is, she is the lead. She is with the friends with a guy, I think. And he's in friend jail. Right. And I love little hooks, like he gets a magic wish or something and says, I want her to love me more than anyone.

Oh, that, okay. She gets too. It's too much. Yeah. You know, I just wonder, when you watch the you know box office mojo and you see that

a low budget thing made by a 19 year old kid is number one and then you're the executive producer of the Magdalorian with the baby Yoda what the fuck is going on I want answers we paid 600 million

with advertising end budget this little bitch comes in with 200 grand and he's out doing us I want answers people I will tell you my theory about this and it's a theory that people are scared to hear.

And the Mandalorian Baby Yoda, it has been a while since they filmed the series. Two problems. One, people just thought it was a TV show because it was a TV show. Why make it a movie? And number two, the real problem, Baby Yoda

was so cute, but now he's older and he's like nine and it's not cute anymore. Well, man, in the movie, Baby Yoda's not a baby? I mean, he is, but he looks older. Well, you don't. It's like the Fred Flintstone or something. They stay frozen in time.

Once you have a baby Yoda, it can't, you know. I know, but Dane in my head, he's old and it's not cute anymore to me. He should be walking. Before he was like, baby Yoda, is no try, only do. Now, in this movie, he's got a little gray things coming out of his green head. He's like, is no try only do? Not see, too. Yeah, and he goes, yeah, and he's like, hey, and he's throwing tantrum.

and they can't get the mission done because he's screaming and crying and pooping. And they're like, oh, he's in like the terrible sevens or something. Really, they changed the diver? I mean,

I bought a ticket on love to go this Saturday, but I don't know. So it only did bad because it's a Disney big, it's a Star Wars movie. Otherwise, it did fine, but they usually do a billion. Any other movie,

it's already over 100 million people would be jizzing, but they're like complete total failure. And anyone else would love that much. Like backrooms and obsession are neck and neck with that. And they're like a miracle, you know. So. Well, I'll just say this. I saw pressure.

Oh, you did. Oh, great. I went to the theater. I'm going to go to see it in theater. And it's fantastic. He's fantastic. It's just a great movie. And he is great in it and the whole cast.

So it's just like a really watchable, cool. And so I like to sit in the back. It's stadium seating, but the screen's really big. So I'm like, oh, wow, no one's around me. This is cool. You love that. So there's a guy by himself, two rows in front of me. Holy shit starts bringing that phone up brightly.

Oh, right. During the film taking a selfie, I see him typing on this stuff. He's texting. It's a bright light. He'll bring it down a little bit. Whoa, right. It's like the planes are crashing. So what I did was I had a hat.

So I took it and I had to hold my hat in a certain position to block out the light of his thing. Here's the reason why. If I go down and have to tell someone, hey, could you put your phone away that the idea I have to tell them just during the movie would make me so mad that I couldn't get back into the movie. But the hat worked. Well, could Paula go take care of business? It was Paula, actually, with the, it wasn't a guy. Oh, she sits that far away from you. Yeah, she likes to be a little closer and she took some selfies.

She likes to stare straight up. That's great. You know, let's tell the people the dirty little behind the scenes secrets of our show is when we do a movie like Brendan Fraser and big movie star, sometimes they will sneak us the movie on our laptop to watch. Now, we like Brendan. He's been on before, and I was intrigued by this movie, as were you. We could not, for the likes of us, whatever, figure it out. And I did different passwords, and I was a suggested password. And I blocked off two hours, couldn't do it next day.

Heather tries to work on. We all work on. They go, we'll send you a new one. Oh, this isn't working. Oh, are you inside Wi-Fi? Are you in a data center? So it's basically a million problems never saw it. They, I know, I tried to.

A week. Three hours in, they asked for my bank account number and access and how to get into my bank accounts. And then I got a little suspicious, like, why would they need that for me just to see a screener? And then they said, can we find out what David Spade, you know, could we get his bank account numbers? And I did give yours, which I shouldn't have. No, I gave Bitcoin and it. got me to the next level, but I was like, when's the movie play? They said, you can pay in Bitcoin. I go, what am I pay? I thought this was free. And they're like, that's what you thought.

I was waiting so long with the Muse Act to get to the next level to download the film that actually made, you know, I have my little puppets. I made puppets of Brendan Fraser and other actors in the movie and was acting out what I thought the movie would be like. It actually was very entertained. Well, when I got in, they said, can he? So he always do. We always do this. But when I got in, it said, show these pictures so you're not a robot, which one's a motorcycle. And then the next one is like, pick the conundrum. I'm like, well, these are getting harder.

I don't know. You get the motorcycle one too? And it's like, I'm getting a motorcycle, motorcycle, motorcycle. And they go, no, not enough motorcycles. And it's like barely a tiny part of the handlebar. That's not a motorcycle. What do you think? They go, no, what do you think?

Because you're about to be wrong. Are you a robot? No. Well, let's test that theory. And they go one after the other, right? Then finally it's like they go, David Spade. Pick out David Spade in the Tick-Tac Toad Square. I see him there.

I see him there. And I go, that's it. And I go, no. Just part of his hair in the back is flipping out in the corner. I go, you fuckers. He just got part of his big stupid hat. Hey, y'all. It's Kelly Clarkson with Wayfair.

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Look at my Budweiser shirt. This shirt is cool. No one's talking about it. I kind of want... I think that's more three days. I like... I would love to get a white t-shirt. It's hard to get them.

People say, you know, he always wears black. But I would love to get white. Where do I get white? No, you can't get white. Where do you get white? Where do you get a white t-shirt? I like when people go, you can get them anywhere. And I go anywhere and they're like, no.

7-11, no. Go to your precious gap. But they don't have white. Go to James Purse. They can't get a purse there. They have good white ones. They're very thin. Well, what I was going to ask, Heather,

but we want us to do it live on air. Let's do Amazon law. Because people don't know the inside baseball. What comedians need is a lightweight jacket. Just a lightweight thing. Now, something you can wear a sport, this and that. Just kind of so you're not just, if you're going to a gig, you have a little bit of warmth if the room's cold.

On the plane, a little bit of break from the freezing. And you have 150 lightweight cool jackets. I have a lot of coats. I left my jean jacket. It was the only jacket I had. Oh, it's in my house. Yeah. And I've seen the pictures.

The Papps took. I know you're wearing. it around town. That's all right. You do that. Not now. I was going to ask Heather, where do you get your lightweight jackets? God, I get a lot of them.

We can figure it out later. They're always not exactly perfect. So when I go on the road. Oh, Zara. Zara men's. Which is a woman store. Text me. I won't remember that or not how to show.

Also, zips up the side I like because when I travel, everything falls out. It's like coat is like the purse. So everything falls out. I don't mind a little here where I put a little in there. And, you know, your ticket, your boarding pass, you're over here. Because all the travel, but I will never travel with just like a T-shirt. It gets so effing, freezing. And to bore the shit out of you even more when I went to Chicago for gigs this weekend.

Yeah. Well, that one's thick. Well, for a puffy jacket, it's really light. Yeah, you have one size fits out. You're just like a puffer. That's your coat. Well, kind of. Old school.

Sam Elliott. Yeah, but you couldn't wear it on stage. I don't know. It's a little too much, yeah. So I go to Chicago. I'm doing a couple gigs. Oh, yeah. Our airport news, which this show always turns into,

I won't bore you with the details. But here's the boring details. When I land in Chicago, it's already an hour to the airport on this end, an hour wait, four and a half hour flight. Fine, I love my craft. Yes, you don't mind. So I'm excited for the show, but it's a little bit of a slog. So I get there, and this is the first time I've been picked up and they go, great.

Be about hour and a half for the hotel. And I go, an hour and a half? What airport you're flying into? Oh, hair. And where's the gig down in Illinois or something? I'm just going into a hotel in Chicago downtown. Why would it take an hour and have traffic? Because traffic is that bad.

And it's not even Friday. It is a bad time of day. Not to be confused with a bad time in the month. But it's a bad time of the day. And I can't. I don't know what. Yes, you do. Yes, you did.

I didn't get it either. So this guy slogs us. We have to reroute and just go straight to dinner because it's getting so late when you're cooped up. Is the show that night? No, I would never. We fly the day before. Yeah. So now you're dying on the vine.

And then we decide to walk to the hotel from dinner to burn off our fat. Freezing. We weren't ready for it. The stuff you put up with to bring your art, art and your joy to the people. The only thing I'll call it is art. There's no other word for it. The next time you do a flight to a gig and it's a 13-hour travel day, call me. No, seriously, call me.

You'll walk me through it? No, I'm not kidding. What does that mean? I'm holy. I'm seriously, I mean, just call me because the idea is that, you know, I have a 13-hour travel day. that I did, I don't think you do it. What are you talking about? You'll give me tips.

At a 13-hour travel day. I drove from the farm to L.A.S. That's right. Yeah, I think that was on the last week's podcast. You're not a complainer, but I am, so I will act. I can get cranky. I get, but I kind of, I always say to myself when I'm in really rough air and just please be seated and whatever. And drenched in sweat and the hotel's three hours away.

Go, what am I doing here? What am I doing here? I go, what am I doing here? Yeah. And then I go, well, you're earning money. Yeah, this is a job. It's a job. When I'm up there, it looks breezy.

And when you're grinding, I will only really complain about the pain if it hurts my neck. Other than that, it's all boring. Sure, sure. But we land in Chicago and it's like, we park and everyone starts to stand up. They go, no, we don't have a parking spot. We're in the middle of the runway. So just hang, hang tight. Dana, one side.

solid hour of hanging tight. And it's already over, which is infuriated because you're like, what are we doing? Hurry up and wait. That's it. Jerry Seinfeld, I think, said stand up is about waiting. Hurry up and wait is movies. That's what they always say. I probably can't describe this, but the last time Paul and I flew into Chicago, there was the one in a century windstorm. One in a century. It was, no, I'm serious. You could look it up. It's like a year ago. You're, I don't know. It was just just a 10 mile high.

dust thing that was enveloping the city. We were the one of the last planes in. You could bear everything was like you couldn't even see the city. We're coming in heavy. Everybody's please be you see. I don't want to flood a tent. Locked up. We got road stories, man. People going, what else you guys talk about?

You're in a scene from the mummy. All right. We can get to, oh, here's some stories. Oh, yeah, the Knicks. I'm worried about the Knicks because it would be really fun to see them win. but there was just a soccer match where they burn the city to the ground when they won. I thought they lost.

And I'm scared of New York winning because they get so excited. There's always someone that goes, my excitement equals fire. And so you go, well, what about just good old fashion, pop the champagne? No. Yeah, why not go? Hooray. Hooray is great. You know what?

I'm so glad the Knicks won. I think we should light some cars on fire. I know. Why? Why? Light it. I know. I don't know why. We will see. I do. I like San Antonio. They're great, but I kind of feel like the Knicks would be. I like when they go, they're due. They are due. Give them something fun. The Knicks beat the Spurs during the regular season. What you're watching is a reality show, right? So the reality show on the Spurs side, the team is like the Younger's. team that's ever been in the NBA finals. These guys are right out of high school. 22 is the senior vet.

Listen up, everybody. And they have Harrison Barnes. He's the old man. And basically you're watching a team gain confidence in real time, you know. So we don't really know what's going to happen. And that's the excitement. Well, we don't know because we are, the first game is tonight. So this will be after the second game.

And I'm sure we'll know more after two games. We'll probably know who won two games. Well, yeah, Jalen Brunson is quite a... He's a monster. Well, because they always say he's the shortest guy, is the smallest guy in the court at 6-2 or something. But he'll get to a 10 feet or five feet away. He goes around people and then he just switches these things.

But then if the aliens in there at 7-6 with an 8-foot wingspan, Jalen's going to have to aim at the top of the scene. Here's the guy about to shoot, and he gets the ball thrown him. As he's dipping down his shoot, here comes. Here's the hand. Here's Jaylin. There's the net. He literally has to throw it straight up.

That's what I used to do. It's horrible. Straight up to get over the alien into the thing. So anyway, I like, I'm not really rooting, like, in a personal way for her, because I'm Golden State Warriors. but I like both teams. It'd be interesting. Right.

We're having an election, but it's probably going to be, it won't be over. They'll be down to the last two in LA. It looks like Spencer Pratt and Karen Bass are going to be as of this. At press time. At press time are going to be in a runoff. And that's not till November.

Yeah. And two very different thinkers. And if it's those two, it would be kind of a race because in L.A. if people you didn't know this for a long as you at home they don't understand it. What I didn't know is

when they do a preliminary voting it's the top two candidates. It doesn't have I always thought it was Republican versus Democrats. Yes. The top of each one. But yeah, it's whatever the top two voters are. So if the top

two votes are for two Democrats or two Republicans, those two move on. So it's really just already almost one. It's just between two different. So this would be, for the first time in a while, it will be old school boxing match. Well, it is, I mean, in the history of California,

the last generation or so, the idea that there is sort of maybe a possible race going to happen, you know, I mean, it's usually not close. The Democrats will usually win by about 30%, 40%, 40%, usually. So. Same thing with governor.

So I think it's going to be interesting for the next. Steve, Steve Hilton from Great Britain. I came over to be coming. I appreciate any vote, even if it's not for me. This state is in a state of disaster, and I know how to fix it. No, no, that was a little Michael Kane. Pierce Morgan's like, where's your Pierce Morgan? Is someone laying down handing him to you?

Is Paula down there? No, I keep it nearby. One man show. So, David, is this your idea of a good show? He's always so fucking critical. When you talk about flights that are difficult, do you think people enjoy that? I mean, do you think that's an amusing story to tell?

Well, we do it a lot, so I think maybe you're right that we should sort of trim that part up. I take his, I listen to what he says. Well, I got to get a shorter stick so he can get up in your girl. He really, he gets too confrontational with me. I don't like him that close.

Yeah. Maybe there's something wrong with me. Why do I have this puppet? I didn't know they're so little. I guess you push him up to the camera. They're funny. Hold on. One man band.

Ching, Ching, ching, ching. Don't let the things fall to your ear. Oh my gosh. Heather, look at this. That church lady. How long did that take? your horse to make.

Hang it. I'm going to as the baby yeah, do you have a glue stick? These are questions from the audience. These are made by a friend of mine, Mark Hirschon, who just did. It was surprisingly difficult. You have to get the right size of the person. Some are giant

like Dean Martin was just a huge one. Do you want to pick three randoms and do buzzing around? Yeah, I have an idea for buzzing around. Okay, I'll let you get situated while I introduce it. Okay, here we go. Okay, take your time. Ladies and gentlemen, I wish we had a drum roll. It's time for buzzing around your favorite

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Okay. Okay, he's going to do a scenario. A scenario when, and different characters will come into this scenario. Three minimum. Max is no max. Max 37. Max the whole bucket. Welcome to the Pierce Morgad Show.

I have a array of guests here to talk about the situation I ran in the Strait of Hamos. Oh, it's getting serious. I know. Should I do that? I don't know. Here's my first guest. Could you all know him? Arnold goes former governor, movie star, Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Arnold, what do you have to say? Yeah, but everybody says a good dollar. All right. That's well put. One man's opinion. What do you, Alan, let me do without that. Woody, Alan, what do you have to say? No, you do.

All right, that's very good. Now, Bill Clinton, what do you have to say? Well, I was his own time. Oh, very good. President Barack Obama. No, no, no. Don't know. Bob, but, blah.

Adam Sandler. the famous movie star, and comedian, I understand that what do you have to say, David? Ah, ha, ha, ba'o, Othabotho, ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, woo. And, of course, President Trump, because you, go, gik, g, g, g, g, g, g, g, g, g, g, g, g, g, g, g, d'ar. No one's really saying anything. You'd think?

No, I think I kind of understand. Jimmy Jimmy Fallon What do you have to say This is crazy Buzzee George W. Bush What do you have to say?

We'll be a bear be a bear be a bear And David Spade What do you have to say? I was at the airport I think we've had too too many airport stories. I know.

So embarrassed. And Mike Tyson, finally, what do you have to say? Oh, this feels like a closer. Yeah. What are you going to do about it? Oh. What do you mean? What am I going to take it dumb?

What are you going to do about it? Well, what, what do you mean? What are you going to do about it? Like, what should I do about it or what am I going to do about it? Yeah, good question. Well, it just, you know, what are you going to do about it? do about that's what I say I say what you're going to do about Arnold yeah what you can do about it what do you get to about it Clinton what are you going to do about it Trump you're going to do about it

Jimmy found out what you can do that love it what are you going to do about it and see all right this has been buzzing around I'm guessing that was a different one this has been buzzing around I'm guessing. That was, I don't know. That was a, my premise was to do the impressions so that everyone was just a sound. But I,

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Good job. All right, let's go to some news stories. You did it really. That was incredible. No, you worked. I worked. People know they're, oh, this is about AI. I love it.

Our favorite, your favorite subject. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Example of the world where the world can benefit incredibly from a area on a data center like this. And the little community can be thrilled. with the decision. We know how complex of a project. We get you.

We know with the current attitude towards data centers in the world. I'll come back to this, but I think we can make this a great example for the future. But this is a huge bet. And this is something that is not an easy project. What is he talking about? Hopefully someday we'll all read about some incredible thing. AI has taught before society. It's easy to throw around these numbers.

One gigawatt. I can. It's a lot of gigawatts. One gigawatts. One gigaw. Millions of dollars. Billions of dollars. I have to conceptualize that too.

And it's easy to look out at this right now and say, okay, you know, looks like another construction. It does. Sounds like a lot of money. Scale this, what this much AI can do for the world. It sounds like, oh, it's a big number. I've heard of numbers before. I still don't. I have a question for him, though.

That's a really important to be just to return into the site where millions of small businesses can. Without employees. With AI in the cloud. It is very important. It says the billionaire. model for how I don't know. I, I, mutually benefit each other.

I, I think I understand something about how it's no sale. It takes to, like, have a project. Why does he seem nervous and hesitant? He's,

he's trying to spin it like it's so great. The world can benefit. Like, I'd better have a farm than have a farm machine. Okay, all right. We know how complex. Well, he's not being specific. He's sort of just generally,

if you're in the Midwest, that's an oven. You know, these people do not want you there. I could, I would imagine. Because they're sort of like taking over farms, taking over. Well, look, here's the question. I like specifics. Like, where is he? How much open land?

Where is it? How far is it away from the town center? Is it to admit any pollution or is it a matter of, they bring in hydraulic natural gas that they can kind of in right at the site? power it. But the idea is as follows, is that we, this is the promise that AI as far as biomedicine and stuff like that, no more cancer. Sorry. You don't see it that much of that. They don't talk about it as much. But the reason they're doing this, you should lead with that. It's this next level kind of brain. So you can, an AI can read 100,000 pages of data

and in two seconds and remember every part of it. So it, it can, it can, it can. It can, it can, It can look at cells, it can identify cells how they move around certain cells 20 years before they turn it to cancer cells. The cancer cells, potential cancer cells, move differently. Only the AI could see that. The other thing is people worry about climate change and energy. Look at the strata hormones. Unlimited fusion energy or whatever AI comes up, totally clean and unlimited. So the reason this stuff's a pain in the ass, we get it. But they're not really explaining what the potentiality is. And that seems to be the consensus is that we are going to open up things we can't comprehend.

The problem is the efficiency of these corporations in certain segments, AI agents they're called. And there are a lot of people, you know, we may have an AI agent at some point. Oh, you mean where you call and talk to an AI? Yeah. And it'll be really, really. really, really, really conversational. I did a hotel on the road, and I call, I called down, and they said, call Abigail and text her. And this is a weird thing.

And I said, to get whatever you want. And I have to text Abigail. She texts back, hi, what can I do for you? And I go, I just need this. And she goes, okay, put your name, put your email, put your room number, put you this. And I do all this horseshit. She's like, what can I do? And I go, I need this because this is bro.

broken in my room, could you help me? Well, actually put your name and it went in circles and nothing happened and that's when you want to go, I get it, but I would rather talk to someone at some point because I kind of got stuck in a glitch. Another problem is, I

think they should lead with the, we're curing cancer and not with, we're taking all your jobs. So that's why he's saying all what it could do because great, but there's eminent domain or if I'm using the right term where these people are just being told, we'd like to come to your farm and buy it and they say no and they say well well we can do the dirty way eminent

I mean we're just taking it so we'll pay you some money fair value get out of here and a lot of places are also voting against it but there's small townships that have a million dollar budget and they go we're going to sue you and they settle and just say just do we only have a million dollars to sue you back and we can't afford your highfalutin lawyers so it's just going to happen no matter what And now the buzzing is what bothers me. When people say they live near them and near, well, that can't happen. That's terrifying.

If their energy is where they are, like these small, they call them SMR, small modular reactors are on the horizon, but they will be a very safe, somewhat gigawatt small nuclear reactor. And so you can put it in the middle of Montana. And then it'll get the energy that it needs. It needs energy and water.

They don't really explain it well enough that why are they doing this and why are so many people doing it? Why do we have to build so many data centers? Couldn't we build one giant data center that will get us all this information? But the one thing about humans, I mean, in the Industrial Revolution, they were furious at the people. Now they weren't shoveling thing. They had a steam shovel. And the horse and buggy people went crazy when cars came in. We're taking up.

I still have that business. It's bombing. Yeah, I was surprised when I first went to your house. You have a really cool horse and buggy out front. I go, David, it's 20, 26. I thought they were coming back, but it's going the other way. You're like, hey, buddy. Hey, buddy.

That was a good horse. Yeah, because I have horses. Don't be, don't be jealous. Don't be mad. I am a little jealous. Very calming to have a horse. I think you're more mad at my horses. I'm just mad at everything.

arm your land you should have an inflatable coi at your house that's what you need in the backyard but here's hear me now I'll believe me later you know we're going to have very safe

self-driving cars no more car accidents we're going to have cars that are completely clean running on clean energy you know there's a lot of benefits but we may have to have universal basic income it's going to have to like good news and bad news. The bad news you're fired. The good news is you're going to get a check. Now people that, yeah. So it is weird. I mean, eventually they will replace us, David.

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Is it another hippo thing? Let me see. Tennessee has deployed robots to deal with the feral hog problem. Let's see how they do it. Okay. This is in Tennessee. Wild boars. Hey, come back, hogs.

And that's the robot? This is your answer? This dupus? He's... Well, I don't blame the hawks. I don't blame It doesn't have a weapon or anything It's just so fucking creepy

The hogs of course aren't Fucking later Who would go up to them and go I had three javelinas on my Front yard When I live in Arizona They come down off the mountain Squawpee

Uh oh You have pig noise I'm sure I do have a pig noise If we had more time I would really show you I would show you up That's a scene from obsession horses.

Okay. I'll find it for next week's episode. All right. Anything else? We got more stories. We've got a lot of stories. No, no. How much were the actors paid on Euphoria?

Is this interesting? I was telling Heather this. Let's see. Season. Here's how much the actors were paid for... Which is ended in and I saw at all. In sixth place, the lowest paid actress is Maude Apatel who plays Lexi. She was paid $250,000 per episode, totaling $2 million.

What? That's huge. Fifth place is actress Hunter Schaefer, who plays Jules. She was also paid $250,000 per episode or $2 million for the season. In fourth place is actress Alexa Demi, who plays Maddie. She was paid $600,000 per episode, which comes to $4.8 million for the season. So on to the podium, coming in third place is actor Jacob Alorty, who plays Nate. He was paid $700,000 per episode, which comes to $5.6 million for the season.

In second place, as you probably guessed, is actress Sidney who plays Cassie, and she was paid $800,000. thousand dollars per episode totaling six point four million dollars for the not surprising given she's become a superstar and of course the high-stage actress is zandaya who plays rue and she was paid one million dollars per episode totaling eight million dollars for this week it's worth noting that two she was paid five hundred thousand dollars per episode and all the other actors mentioned earlier paid twenty five thousand dollars wow so sydney's public's pay raise here's how much case down why would what would i to believe it?

I'm not. I'm just saying just for fodder that I actually believe that that could be true. This is their biggest show. I saw another thing on this. It's their biggest show on HBO worldwide. It went up 44% from season two. People complained about the storylines, but there were too many big stars in it. And they were too beautiful and good looking, the two leads and Maddie and Jacob Allory. He's great-looking dude. So they're just big stars with a weird show. It's got a lot of sex and violence in it. I feel bad for teenagers going, this, of course, influences people.

They say it doesn't, but of course it doesn't. If you're not doing what they're doing in the show, you're like, oh, this is what people are doing that are my age. Oh, we should do this. Like, I think it's all iffy, but I'm not going to stop. It is a dispiriting global phenomenon for a lot of people. Like when I was a kid, we had like a billionaire, J. Paul Getty, and that was it. And now you're just seeing and he,

hearing so much about what people are getting and it just feels like, you know, what am I missing out on? That's why everyone's in the stock market. Everyone's playing the stock market. It keeps going up and I'm shocked. It's record again. I'm like, I don't have enough in there. Well, it's because the, if you believe the AI thesis, as we just talked about that this thing is going and they're going to be all these companies that you didn't really think about, like corning used to make glass. They're in the AI thing and bottlenecks and caterpillar stock and G. Nerova, which is natural energy.

But won't they be pushed away? Are they just going to build data? Well, they call it CAPEX. It's going to probably take another five years before it starts to have been built and it'll come back down. But there's potentially going to go up for a while. I don't know. But basically, who does that? Is it HBO Max?

Who does that show? HBO. And you know, when they spend that much money, like Netflix spends a lot of money on things, it has to be worth it to spend that much money. So to have your biggest flagship show globally in every country making you money. Yeah, they're not being nice. They're paying someone's figured out what their market value. They're getting a deal somehow. Yeah. Plus all the hashtags and all the Instagrams and all the people that tag it and talk about it. It's just everywhere. Well, what the live streaming sites do now is they give you money up front, but they won't. give you back in. Now, if you come from friends or Ray Romano or those people, which I'm all happy for them, they're still making like 18 million a year, 25 years later.

Biggest shows that were the big bang probably. Because they got ownership. You know, they got back in the reruns and there's really not there's reruns anymore. Well, live streaming, they don't really rerun them and let, you know, so I, I don't know, but, uh, yeah, I'm with you. And, and what do they net? I mean, they don't want you to know, but it's huge money, huge money. So I believe those numbers. I think they're, I would think the top people are worth it. The rest, I guess they are worth it and they're part of a show, part of the fabric.

So, you know, more power to them. I say get every penny you can and they're all worth it. And, you know, that show, yeah, you're right. When they get a global phenomenon like that, it just brings, they can lean shows in on. It's a big, huge asset. And that's it. That was the last one. So, I mean, they can keep the name and populate it with more people like, you know, they do on these

reality shows. And it might do as well. The name is a big deal to have euphoria. People love it. This reminded me of something, though, Dana, because with all this money, there's a guy, you were just talking about the election, there's a guy running for, it reminds me of your Bernie Sanders bit because he's running for governor. Oh, yeah, Tom Steyer.

And he's a billionaire. And his new thing was, you know, we're going to have trillionaires soon. And we got to stop these people. I'm like, oh. It went from, I'm like, how can you talk about it? And he was saying, some people have too much money. We got to stop the wealth gap. I'm like, it should literally be coming from anyone else.

Like, you're a billionaire. And that's not that much anymore. I thought it was a millionaire. Yeah. I think it's the worst or best cast secret in the world is what is a billion dollars, you know? I mean, and I don't know how much he's got. But if he was very honest about it. He goes, he'd go, well, I got 10 billion.

I got it in bonds. I make like 500 million a year net for hanging out. You know, I mean, you can't even get it. It's like gum on your shoe. You can't spend it. Yeah, fast enough. Yeah, yeah. But, you know, there's no billionaires in Cuba or North Korea.

So it's sort of part of this thing that's unfortunate. But maybe it's out of control. But we just have to have people be able to win. And they create a lot of jobs. Yeah, I don't know. He spent 150 million on the campaign so far. So they do have some say. But I think he's preaching to a crowd that's like, wait, I think billioners aren't the hot thing right now.

Well, Bernie even took it a step further because, you know, he would say it's the millionaires and the billionaires. And then he found out that he was a millionaire. He goes, it's the billionaires. Right. That's what I was sitting at. Like he goes, he talked about trillionaires. And I'm like, okay. well.

And that's a trillion nasal the ones. There probably will be Elon Musk. I mean, but eventually a billionaire will come up there and just say, I hate myself. Yeah, exactly. You know,

I think the greatest thing that Warren Buffett ever said, and I still love it. He goes, I ought to pay more tax. Yeah. I know you're like, okay, all human beings can write a check to the Federal Reserve 24-7 year-round.

I ought to pay more tax, but I'll only pay more tax if IRS agents come to my house and point guns at me. But I want to pay more tax, but I'll only do it under this. So it's a little, I'll just say this. Soap boxes are slippery. So be careful when you get up on one. They're soapy.

They're soapy and slippery. There's sudzy. Any other box you could stand on. Yeah. Okay. Let's do one more if you feel like it. Yeah, I got nothing going on. All right.

Open carry now legal in Philadelphia. This doesn't seem true. It might be fake, bro. It might be fake. Let me see the bullets. Okay, all right, if that's good and all that. Okay, so all you need it was, I-D. Okay, all right, so are you AI?

No. Do you like what's going on? Tell me about yourself, young fella. Tell me about yourself. Put your hand in front of your face. Make sure you get that. Yeah. Look who's here.

Walk, walk over this room. Is this real? I don't know. Come on, walk over here. Let me go over here. We go get right here. Tell me about yourself, young fella. I've been growing up in this.

I mean, I can see a lot of violence, seen a lot of things. I mean, I can see it conceal and carry. I've seen him, met him, he told me the law, and now we outside with the time. And I do it first so you can do it second. Is he arrested right now? If he's a lot of violence in Chicago. If you any of those things that you told me I would be, you can believe it now. Well, this.

How much is it? Well, those are cops walking behind him. This might be fake. But okay, all right. We'll look up if concealing care. Concealing care is one thing. Yeah. Kids and business.

What you want to be when you grow up? You can jump out. Well, I don't know. I mean, it's just forgetting the law or anything, it's just if a guy was walking around, like West Hollywood with the AR just like that, looking kind of sketch and twitchy. I mean, you'd be like your instinct is like,

this doesn't feel right. I mean, what is it cost to rent an overall? apartment in that neighborhood. It shouldn't be too much. 35 cents. I mean, I wouldn't want to know. I mean, when I went to Chicago and they, they probably, other than Mississippi, they probably are the most shootings every weekend.

So they, on Memorial Day, I think they had 20 shootings where people were hit. You know, some died, some didn't. But every weekend in Chicago is really terrifying. It's just they cannot get a handle on it. And so something like that wouldn't shock me. It would shock me, I guess. because they show police walking behind. And if someone, if the police aren't saying anything, then I don't know.

Well, it really gets back to like 1880 or something. Like, okay, you just have, there's no real law enforcement. There's one dude who's scared and he's up in his office. Barney Fife. And yeah. So then you just got to have weapons walk around with a shotgun. Yeah, could I get a, give me some, I want some of this gum here. Maybe a like, give me a Coke.

Cola. Right. Please. I'm going to pay, but I just wanted to cock. We'll buy. I think people will pack because they have to say, listen, I don't know what's out there. Well, where is the line? If you've got basically a machine gun, you're just a young man cruising around or a woman.

Can you drive a tank in the town? Could you have a grenade around you and just have, you know, I need protection. What's illegal? We'll look into that one, see if it's fake. I hope you would. Because Arizona's concealed, Carrie. so you can have a gun on you at all times as long as you're not whipping it out.

Or there's some where you have to show it so they know they see it in a holster. Yeah. But carrying around a machine gun, AR. Well, there's something about, you know, I don't, you want a person with a weapon to be really,

it feels like that guy just bought it and slung it around. He just looked like it's professional with it. It just seemed too casual, you know. I mean, if it's concealed carry and you really know how to do, use the weapon and you're, you're vetted, and you qualified, and you train

for it, you know. You know, I used to have a deer rifle and a three, and this, those, that mag had bolts that looked like the kind I used in a deer rifle. Check off my 10th birthday, folks. That's, thanks. Did you ever get joy in shooting a deer

or was it just called a deer? No, I wound up not shooting deer because we shot a lot of doves and stuff. My brother, Andy, didn't like it, which he had the best hunch. and then as I went on, I didn't like it. I mean, dove and quail and stuff,

but rabbits, but after a while you start to go, wait, what are we doing? And deer, I think the only problem is you see them in the sights, aside from they're adorable,

but you see them in the target and you're like, okay, I won. They're not moving. All I have to just pull the trigger. I mean, it's not really like you're so good at it.

You know, it's like you're hiding. You see it. They're just doing their business. It's like someone, being a sniper here you can always pick someone off it's not like some big heart yeah

I know I mean it's it's a complicated subject because a lot of people eat meat in this country you know but more it's like one of a I don't want to be the trigger man though it wouldn't be fun I mean because you know if you're going to slay an animal you want it

to be for sure like you know over rather than I think I winged him let's go and you know I don't like that guy southern well i don't know why i made them southern i i don't got any problem with southern people you understand what's that duck show duck dynasty i know all right when is you doing more is that it what do you got to go home i am home dana i had a wonderful time with you i wore my buddweiser shirt it's old the shirt looked awesome in the in the look in the look you're the hat

in the shirt you won today my hat's a little big again but i But it had the white thing matching. It's cool. It's a fragile ocean. It's a surf company. But the thing about it, I don't want to look like NASCAR. You know, you have Nick Swartson's always like a hat with something stupid. Right.

And everything about him is stupid also. So it's too much. Swartzy? Swartzson. He goes, you were in Minnesota. My brother went to the show. I got his brother tickets. He goes, you didn't even give me a shout out.

I go, I'm at an Indian casino outside of Minnesota. I didn't think. He thinks he's Prince. I did one recently, and someone came up and said, I liked hearing all the old stuff. Good. Good. Yeah, you're lucky. I add little things to him.

Yeah, fuck yeah. All right. Well, thanks, Dana. Thanks for coming on my show. Next week, maybe we'll hear about the horse being born. Bye-bye. All right, listen, if you're enjoying the fly on the wall, of course, hopefully you are. Click follow.

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