Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade - Emergency Podcast: We Plead Ignorance To Halloween

Episode Date: October 27, 2025

The podcasters who cried “emergency” are back to plead their ignorance on all things. First they chat about Halloween and their best and worst costumes. Then they shift gears into Francis Ford Coppola impressions before tackling news headlines, like the major sports betting scandal involving the mob and the real reason Jennifer Aniston turned down SNL before landing  Friends. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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You have a black T-shirt, Noah Coutrements, and it works for you. I threw this on last minute because it's kind of cold today. otherwise we would have been black on black no you know what the riveting story is and this is an emergency podcast to tell you this this is green oh really dark okay dark green because i go we have black so it's dark green can you tell heather no no well i want to say that that the it looks like navy gray it looks navy gray i thought it was uh it looks well i can see a gray green black i'm going to give it all three a lot of people got stimulated. I heard it anecdotally the idea of an emergency podcast. And it was an emergency,

and it was good that we got it out there, but it was an emergency. It wasn't a level 12 emergency. Yeah, you know what's funny is that some people in the comments are like, what the fuck? Why is an emergency? I'm like, it just sounded funny. Like, it was kind of a trivial story, but it's like, Dana. But we did talk about it because there were articles about it. So why not? And, you know, we learned a lot. We laughed. We cried. Well, look, this is what I might take away from it, besides all the different machinations, politics and stuff. It's very hard, like I said, okay, David's feelings were a little bit hurt. Okay. So then I went in and said, worst reviews Dana Carvey ever got. And I got a collage.

Was he ever funny? Whatever happened to him? What a hack. catalog. And I was like, I'm going off. Get it off. Get it out of here. I know. It's hard. It's just human. It stinks. Yeah. One of the one of the, then someone saw what we said and said, David Spade pleads ignorance of the situation. Like I, like, it was some actual huge controversy. I'm like, I don't see it. I see nothing. I'm like, I heard an article in the car going, hey, this is what's going on. I'm like, well, I don't know all the facts. Like, unlike everyone else you got to get a few facts like i'm going to pull out of a gig because and they're like oh they already fixed that he's calling you a liar but it did trend fast and wide my doctor's

assistant you know i was talking to her and she goes oh david spade he he went to the comedy show but he said he didn't know about the controversy i'm going to have to tell doctor She told the doctor that I pleaded ignorance. Yeah, pleaded ignorance, that's calling you a liar. It's the greatest phrase. I love that too. The greatest phrase was that, but number one is he talked about traffic, flying, dot, dot, dot, you get it. The guy like he's a comedy connoisseur.

I know. This is, it's just, I just want to insert something here because I have it now. Halloween is coming up, right? And we have a lot of trick-or-treaters, and a lot of times I'm giving out the candy. Sometimes I'll just buy a mask, right? But this year I'm having one custom-made, and I'm basing it on someone. And so here's the picture, and then I'm going to make a mask for when I give out the Halloween candy. That's cute.

I thought that was high school. That's SNL. Is it kind of scary? I mean, is it? It's not terrifying, but it is scary that I turn. turn into this fucking monster. Hey, who wants some candy? Shabashu.

One a Zagnut or an Abba Zamba. Now, hey, buddy. Let's put on Tommy boys. I was about to say, I don't have to change my voice. Well, the joke was it's not a scary picture. It was my joke. No, I know. That was it.

Okay, we got that out of the way. That was it. Is there anything else we have to talk about? Because we just did the good stuff. Actually, I'll tell you this, Dana. I got some loaded. What was your laziest costume growing up? Because I'll give you one example, two examples.

One, I was going to a party in college, and I'm like, I'm not going to any Hollywood Halloween parties. Of course I cave in because I pleaded ignorance like I wasn't going to go. And then I went. So I had a white sweatshirt with a black bat on it, like the Batman bat. Just a bat. No circle around it, just a black. I wore that with jeans and I was Batman. fucking got horrible reviews then well this is in college you're in your early 20s doing this

stuff doing this stuff yes don't bring ignorance well when's the last time let me ask you a question and this is an emergency part of this emergency podcast yeah when's the last time you seriously went out made a costume you made a costume got i we would get pillowcases information and run around the neighborhood. This was probably ended at 11 or 12 or maybe 13 where you were actually seriously going trick or treating to get candy. And you're doing it in your late 20s with a funny costume. Come on.

Come on, dude. Here's my worst costume. That was the worst. But in my 40s. No. Very recently, I went as I had a, I had no costume. So I went, I had a suede like bomber jacket, you know, like brown. Yeah, and you're like a military guy or something.

That, no, I went just that and I was David Swade. And that one went over a little better, but no real work put into it. But then my buddy had a shark costume from something he did where he puts on. I go, what could we be? I go, oh, like a s and I greased my hair back and had a leather jacket and I was fine. Have you heard this story? Sorry, sorry to jump your idea. Jump the shark story.

I was in a state of emergency. I'm going to calm down. I have to say when this podcast is in a state of emergency, everything moves quicker. We just jump around. Okay, I give you two Halloween stories that I've probably done the last few years. One is my brother in New York. was pretty interesting so he gets mirrors little mirrors I guess some of them he was an artist maybe they were cut in different shapes and he put them all together and then he put it around and it

was just mirrors all around him and so people would say what's your costume and he said I'm going is you because they would look in the mirror kind of clever right now this is one I'll accept I probably toe I'm trying to raise a family I moved I moved to Mill Valley I've got to a fireplace. It's a little cool little gingerbread house, you know, and I go, shoo, enough with Hollywood. I'm with the real people. I'm hiking in the woods. Everything's great. My pass is behind me. That's no big deal. And I was looked up and framing the, the door was open and framing it was a tall kid dressed exactly like Garth. I mean, it was the wig, the whole thing. And then I got it. Oh, the human.

I don't know. But then you got slightly excited. You're like, I feel tingles in my underpants or whatever. I feel funny like when I used to climb the rope in gym class. I did like you didn't rush that. He gave it the real. I gave it the real thing because, you know, people are like this emergency podcast. You didn't rush it.

I like Garth. I want to be Garth. Or I want Garth as a friend. I'll just put it out there. And you're the same. the same way with um dicky roberts dicky roberts i heard some dicky roberts praise on the road this time the it was the most mentioned on the road shockingly what do you mean on the road like a security guard backstage oh yeah a woman that was friends with vese oh yeah it was nice to hear

but oh i have here here's my best holland costume ready dana are you ready by the way could we change the name of the whole podcast to emergency podcast because people would click on that it would be fun well they'll be we will do more of those because now that we know sometimes something happens late and whatever and our producer was kind enough to go in you know on the sunday and just do that emergency things and heather heather bendable centado was there too on her one not really day off um okay so here's the costume it was back at those fun kate hudson parties which probably still does i don't get invited so i you know why because i stole all the attention that's what it is because i crushed so hard all right let's hear it me i don't know what i wore then i had the babies that were little what were they

Heather, were they? We had a blow-up doll full-size and then three little like, oh yeah. Oh yeah, blow-up size fold on biting on my butt and taped me with a diaper on and then three little baby-sized blow-up dolls. Adolescents or little people's size. And they were taped to each other and I went as the human centipede. Oh, it killed. It's a, it's a really filthy movie, offensive, scary movie where everyone you know what it is you'll gross out they kidnap all these teenagers

naturally in an old like house naturally end of a road dark out they seem nice at first anyway it's a fate worse than death they line you up and they

sew the mouth to the next guy's anal region his anus Of course it sounds fun, but I don't want to do it. No, it sounds fun for a little bit. And then they go, this is a fun game, like a frat game. We literally sew with the doctor, your mouth of their butthel. And then they do it to the next one, and then they have to poop,

and then the next person has to get it and pooping it. By the way, one day of that, it's not fun. Hey, hey, I think I'm going to hurl. I know you're going to hurl. Garth would fricking hurl. Oh, my God. That was a hit movie, like a small hit, like a, but everyone knew about it because it was so gross. Well, a guy said, hey, you got to go to Burning Man, man, go to Burning Man.

I go to Burning Man all the time. Why don't you come next year to Burning Man? I go, what do you see up there? One time I was just hanging out in the desert and I saw five naked guys walking along, and they had a rope taped or something, their wieners tied around, and then to the next guy, the next guy, and the next guy. So it was like a wiener chain, man. You got to go to Bernie, man. Yeah, where were you? Yeah, go to Bernie, man.

They got wiener chains, man. And you blew it. You could have been there. You could have your iPhone. I went to smoldering, man. It's like three miles down, and there's a Denny's there, and a Motel 6, and much nicer. I went to still trying to light it, man. With Instacart, you get groceries that over-deliver, so you can over-share your preferences.

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Tarantino. Tarantino. Francis Ford Coppola, the Godfather 1 and 2, in the conversation of the best movies ever made. He lost 120 million on Metatropolis because he's an artist. He put his own money into it. Didn't do so well. Bus boys, man. Bus boys.

But it hasn't come out yet. But I didn't see Megapolos, but I heard that it didn't go perfectly. Yeah. Anyway, this is part of the emergency podcast is that he's had to start selling his watch collection. So I'm announcing a go-fund me for Francis Ford Coppola. Do you do him? Because he could be sitting on his lawn with his watches out in a signed picture of Michael Corleone. Let me try it. Just sometimes I just try to, it's almost like a Spengali thing. I try to get a voice. Francis Ford Coppola. What does he talk like? What does he talk lock? I'm Francis Ford Coppola. How are you? I don't know if it's any good.

I got it. Now, see here, Shia Lebov. You're acting crazy on a set. Oh, I tell you, I tell you, Shalabov. That's why I met her trouble is, and that didn't make a lot of money. I'm Francis Ford Coppola. You got to announce who you're doing. Yeah, it helps.

After the fact. Now, you see here, Al Pacino. The studio, won't you? out of here, but I went to bat for you. I'm Francis Ford Coppola. I'll tell you, boy. Now, listen, boy, for catering, we got five trisketes in a slim gym, and that's because we ran out of money. Keep talking. Hey, hey, good guy. What a good guy. What's that young guy? I know. That's why it's an adorable pitch. Had some life in me. S&L hadn't beaten the shit out of me yet. This was my alternative choice. That's my high school.

senior year. That's where I look so different because I got my haircuts so short. I didn't know it was me and I look through the pictures and I go, where's mine? And they go this one. I go, that's not me. Hey, hey, my name said David Spade. Would you like to go to the Sadie Hawkins dance with me? I'm David Spade. Look, it says under it almost interesting. That was the name of a book. Okay, you voice what you're thinking. I'll just move it. Okay. Oh, it's picture day. Luckily, I wore a suit. I didn't know, but I pleaded ignorance. And my hair is nicely blondeish.

And I was probably thinking of if I was going to the football game that weekend and who I would ask to the prom that would try to get out of it. Yeah. I know what you'd be thinking right then. Well, it's not my best pitcher, but I'm begging. I'm begging ignorance. I'm pleading. Oh, pleading.

Shit me with a fucking brick. I'm tweeting. I hate when a joke fucks up. Okay, I got one more topic for you. And then I have one topic before you get into the real topics. Sports betting scandal. Ooh, this is the big story. This is big.

Set the table. You don't need to. Oh, I will. Oh, me? You're closer to gambling. No, you're closer to basketball. But yesterday a story blew up when I was flying back from Minneapolis. Yeah.

Oh, wow. I mean, it was pretty big. everywhere and it was about sports betting you know more a lot of players involve some coaches go um yes there's terry rosier chance chancy billups are kind of chauncey billups sure chauncey the coach and and all NBA player apparently again innocent till proven guilty apparently one of the things they would do is they got him with the mafia hey you know what hey jansy guess what we got some high rollers here from Indonesia and they like playing poker with a celebrity so why don't you come in so apparently the mob got to them they set up these special tables with listening devices cameras all kinds of high-tech stuff cheater stuff yes so that our our guy would win that's one and then one player potentially if innocent ill proven guilty would also in games bet on games and then fake an injury so he'd go out of the game he could sort of turn the game all right for points and stuff and that

guy was making 26 million a season at the time so you ask yourself oh you know why why why but here's the thing you know and i know that you can bet on anything in Las Vegas it's hysterical you can bet on anything and bets yes I'll be just totally transparent but we can say to each other now that we've never spoken about this. It's completely on the up and up. But you can take the high and the low on stand-up sets in Vegas. Now, with you, it was an over and under. Like, I bet if David would, in his set,

would get more than 60 laughs, and I bet that, then I win a 2 to 1 or less than 60. So I've made a small fortune. Normally, I'll just be totally honest, taking the under that you would get less than 60 laughs. per set and i made a fortune well what if they say okay me and nicky glazer where it's where it's caesar's phallus and we and they could bet on if nicky's wearing a skirt or pants right you can make a bet on that i've i've made money on that you could say what's the

over under on how long spade will do will he do an hour under an hour 40 48 bet the exact number starts when he walks out when you see him i those are bets i i once i once Well, I think it was a hundred grand that you would say, uh, bitch be smoking hot during your set. And you did. I did. I said it too much that show. No.

I said, uh, I bet Dana that he would say, he would look off to the side of the stage and say, how much time do I have left with these idiots? And then someone would yell 25 and you go, F word. Well, I heard on the download that you and Tim Meadows got a little couple pops in you. Yeah. And bet that I wouldn't say, well, isn't that special during my set? And you lost your bet. What is that special?

We thought you would accidentally say, well, isn't that interesting? because have you ever done a bit like I did this weekend and there was one word in it and I couldn't remember it and I just skimmed over it and I'm like what is going on I don't there's the one word that was a key word and I skimmed it and I'm like it just doesn't pop in your head it's so weird it's so stressful uh it's just a sinking feeling when you realize you got a five minute bit

like I have this thing about flying on Irish airways and if I skip this one piece early on, you go, do I go? It doesn't make sense. Can I go back and pick it up? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Or do I confess to the audience? I got confused, which normally the route I take. You know, I go, oh, I fucked that up, you know.

God, I said the wrong punchline. And then I backed up and said the right one. And they were like, oh. And it was so, I didn't say anything. I go, oh, I did that wrong. God dang it. All of a sudden. they were like fuck what an amateur hour that's i love the audience oh

you know i don't get the punch lines that you're doing right hey one time i was up there and i got a little confused and i'm going guards and hans and fronds all the sudden i'm doing this bit that is killing about watching porn on airplanes and i'm going and it's killing and roars a laughter and i go oh my fucking god i'm doing space bit so I waited until I killed the whole thing I said I'm sorry ladies and gentlemen I just that was a complete mental no I remember because you pled ignorance pled it what did I say are you pleading ignorance that's your thing also on the basketball scandal chauncey billips is in the hall of fame I heard today they're saying could they take that away from them if they find

him guilty right now it's apparently and also uh rosier is that his name terry terry terry terry rozier i believe okay r o c i e r they said he was because coaches can take a guy out and say he'll play less rosier maybe i don't know so the coaches can look at this fix it by saying he'll play less bet the under of how long he plays or something and this is this is this is terry saying he fixed games watch how funny this is okay let me so what number is he so there he is accidentally dropping it gives it to the other team here's a shitty pass oops to that guy he makes a basket so he's in the black now next pass oops to the other guy oh okay he keeps throwing it bad he's bad layup to the other team yeah airball to the other team

I mean you could watch a game and go god he's having an off night or well before the Coach would take you out if it's crunch time right at the end and the over and under is three. Look at that over the basket. You know, look, all I can say is I don't understand. I mean, you don't understand what he does. When you're making $26 million, what do you need to do? Oh, why he would do this if it's true. Yes, I mean, I think there's a feeling that it's so competitive.

Someone says, are you addicted to gambling? They're like, I'm addicted to competing. So they want to gamble so they can beat someone. Right. Well, Michael Jordan is famous for that. Charles Barkley. Terrible. They would, yeah.

Oh, so it's terrible. I disagree with everything those guys are doing. Charles Buckley. It's terrible. Terrible. That's all you have to say. That's all I have. But, yeah, innocent of broomguiling, but it's an amazingly, it looks like a very big scandal.

It's a big story for sure. Okay, here's a smaller story. story. We don't have to have an emergency podcast about. Not an emergency. But friend of the show, Aniston, Jennifer Aniston, said, I saw a couple of these interviews. So she turned down S&L when she, before landing, Friends, and she has a funny way to explain it. She felt the sketch the sketch show was very male-dominated. And when she auditioned before Friends, she met with Lauren she said this on Dax's a podcast she thought she goes I always thought I was such hot shit which is funny to say uh and she said uh she would love to ask Lauren how it went because

she said she ran into me and Sandler in the room right outside and I knew her briefly because she her mom lived in my apartment complex next to me so she goes my daughter's an actress my daughter's your mom was sweet and then i'd see jennifer and i was like oh that is your dog so now she had a self-righteous attitude and she didn't like the way women were treated on the show she said if it was back when it was the gild or radnard days it would be better you know so she said she was sort of like just passing by the way without friends kind of balzy of her to say i think she's admitting it was balzy to say she she wouldn't do it like why would you pass on s and oh that's I like someone who has confidence in themselves before they, but what did she done?

Here's my two questions. What, who were the women on the show at that time? Was it 95? Was it Julia Sweeney? It was probably 91. It was probably, 91. So I was there then. Maybe Jan, maybe, because she got friends right around then.

Well, let's look, let's, hey, can we find out when she got on friends? Yeah. Because I would guess friends was about 92 because she blew up so fast. but my father was a soap opera actor and they said she was a netbo baby but 94 I don't think so it was like maybe you were gone maybe I left in 93 because I think I would have got up in her grill a little bit you know just my nature go listen man you got this don't don't you walk away woman don't you walk away from me I'm out of schooled her a little bit yeah I think she admitted it was weird I mean luckily she landed on her feet but it was

It's a tough situation for all these people that are trying to get on SNL, especially then. It was a big deal. But she had done Ferris Bueller's Day off the TV show because she did it with a guy I knew. Yeah, and she had a pop. I mean, obviously, we saw it on French. Yeah, she was very going to make it because just charismatic. Charismatic. But look at this.

I mean, I'll tell you, I'll tell you this right now. S&L's great it's just generally for most people a launching pad she couldn't have gotten anything more spectacular than what she did

in history yeah except unless you didn't want to be that famous but it was with Seinfeld they were the 90s and that was you know so not much bigger sitcoms as far as

money making Seinfeld friends cheers maybe I don't know if they got to that level but I remember hearing I I heard it at some point that everyone knows this the friends those six people were going to be favored nations no one was going to negotiate separately yeah so they eventually started going give us a million dollars a million dollars an episode for each of us and they got it when they got a hundred thousand episode everyone freaked out also who were the three that they wanted to pay and who were

the three that they said they weren't going to pay and that's why they banded together oh you got me i'd heard this question and someone just guessed all right i'm going to call it right now 26 minutes in we have we are just in the emergency podcast this is the part of the show we would have come in to give you this answer you've just entered the emergency podcast zone zone oh i think aniston I think Courtney, because she was the biggest star at the time when they started. She was the biggest star in the world. And I think Swimmer, because Swimmer was in like a love story with Aniston on the show, and he was very valuable.

And it was Ross and Rachel was peaking. I think that makes sense to me. They all did a great job, so I don't know. Here's a question I have for you. Please. Because it popped into my head. So you're going in those 90s, and there's still syndication. you get all your money million dollars an episode yay and that's your contract and you fulfill it and then

live streaming comes in and the office and other ones so that did they get a piece of that the actors when when they sold friends friends is on live streaming there goes to netflix all those reruns of dollars because i think they say they average 20 million a year shockingly that's about most you anyone could ever and this is in the 90s late 90s i think I think up until a couple years ago, like they said. Oh, just from all the life's dream money. Just from all the horse shit. Yeah, they're reruning, TBS and HBO buys that are Netflix.

Can I be a little envious? Is it okay? It's just bad. Oh, I'm sickened by it. It's hard to get out of bed. I'm just like, what? I wish I got a funny voice on The Simpsons. You know, you know, hi, I'm Mayo.

You know, I got one voice today. Mailbox, manny. Hey everybody I'm your local treasure secretary You're in the secret life of pets You were one and two And then I am on the ride The rides make more than the movies

But I don't get a piece of the ride Yeah over time I'm the dog yelling at you When you're coming in in the little cart I'm going don't go in here you know it's the grumpy old man has a dog with no with wheels for hind legs all right let's look at a few stories unless you have any more no i just have answers but i was i was grateful for that question okay okay oh this is the u.s announces seventh

generational fighter jets have seventh generation fighter jets have been begun their operational testing let's take a look at the new place we got the united states of america officially That looks cool. That the seventh generation fighter jet has entered the real world verification phase. They didn't disclose the model number. They didn't show the exterior only one sentence. It can end a war without opening the weapons bag. What does that mean?

A fully AI controlled combat platform can strike, leave the battle zone, and even change the enemy's data chain before the other side realizes it's there. Not only is it stealthy, it can even fool enemy radar in self. satellites, creating false target images and disrupting the entire airspace. This is not an air superiority fighter, nor is it a bomber, but an intelligent world that integrates command, jamming, and surveillance. It doesn't even need human pilots. We're not going to need human pilots.

The only thing that makes me feel a little strange about this because I'm up late at night. And the president of China Yi and, of course, Putin are huge fans of this podcast. So didn't they just get the whole enchilada laid out? So we should be careful what you're sharing. I know what they comment on. I know their fake name when they leave comments all the time on the YouTube. I know which one is Xi, Shi, and which one's Poutang. Putti Tang.

Listen to me. Oh, one thing I wanted to mention how funny it is that Trump just demolished half the White House. We're going to take it down. We're taking it down. We're taking it down. It's nice to take things down, isn't it? It's a good thing. People like it when you take things down.

We're taking it down. We're chopping it in two. We can have a bonfire that's down it is. Beep. Beep. Dumping garbage. Yeah. I guess they're fixing the White House all the time.

If I was him, I just wouldn't bother. Like, how long are you going to be there? Well, he and some friends paid for it. It's like a rental. It's 300. He wants. say the Donald J. Trump ballroom forever. It's going to have my

name and gold. My name is going to be in the God. He's kind of like one of those monkeys with the symbols. He's like, when people come into Waltz, it's like, who's in a ballroom anymore? I like monkey with symbol. Plank, clank, clank.

I'm going to take it down. We're taking it down. It's a good thing. We'll take it down. People like like when they're taking it down. Is he going to have any parties there? it all like just oh it's going to be like gone with the wind while miss scarlet may i have this dance with you it's going to let's do the minuet that's an old dance uh the minuet well that's you know back to our story as people are hang with us folks no one knows what we're talking about go there won't be pilots very soon of course it's going to all be AI they can react

and we're going to jam things look we spend a trillion on deep defense. A trill. That's 18-0s. On the war department, okay, a trillion down there. What kind of aircraft you get for that much money? You know, my Southwest flight plane cost at least a hundred grand for the whole thing, all in. Yeah, I had a corporate date and I thought, well, maybe I'll try to lease a private jet, but it was, I would have to take out a loan against my house. pay for the jet. No joke. It's crazy. We have a shortage of private jets in America. There's so many rich people now that they can't make them fast enough. Yeah, I mean, that's the one thing where

if you ever use it, it's not an investment. You don't get that money back. So that's when you land, you feel sick. It's like blowing money on cocaine or something. You're like, so I got here, it's over. The ride is over. And I spent all that money. money. I know. When you come off Southwest, you go, geez, 88 bucks instead of 88,000. You're like, and I'm in the same place. And it's like, yeah, I can get an extra shrimp cocktail tonight because I saved money. I'm going to the sphere pretty soon. I'll play. What are you talking about for what? Well, I'm going in Vegas and I have an afternoon off. There's a five o'clock matinee and they're playing the Wizard of Oz. Are you going to do that one? Oh, I want to hear the whole review. I guess you're

inside the Wizard of Oz. You're inside Judy Garland's dress. Yeah, I know. No, I'm riding in the basket with Toto. You get on the witch's broom. We represent the Lollipop Guild. I'm one of those guys. I haven't seen that movie since I was four.

Terrified. I want to hear it. The sphere is a big question. They are having no doubt coming up. And people are like, is no doubt big enough? or is the sphere the story? Is that 70% of why you go? I think if a monkey's fake band went in there, you'd sell it out.

I believe it's like an audio visual, a four-dimensional. There's rain coming down and wind and you're in seats and you kind of feel like you're going to fall. And every seat has, they've already building more of them. They're building, you know, one in China and one in Russia. I think he's one in Dubai, too, I heard. I agree. I went to it once, and during you two, there were no monkeys, and I was sad. There was no witches. There was no nothing. I'm like, what are we doing? I think movies getting immersed. I like to see 2001 in there, you know.

Hi, Dana. This is your favorite movie. Open the bathroom door, spade. Open the bathroom door. I can't do it, Dana. You know the drill. I'm pleading ignorance. As a kid, we used. to do that as a young man with my friends when they were stoned i would do open the bathroom door pal how what's he's supposed to say oh i'm sorry dave i can't do that dave because hal turns on him right is it a i'll open the bathroom door i'm sorry dave all right raise your voice all right i'll go through the urinal that'll be very difficult dave you could pee your pants dana have you seen the movie i don't think so i think i'm getting it wrong no it's actually fine it's actually pretty good i just can't imagine you're sitting for a four-hour movie with no real plot i mean there's a plot but it's uh it's a spiritual

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to be unknowingly missing 90% of his brain yet lived a normal life. Wow. Do we need our brains? This is a big scam? We don't, I think we'd have to look it up.

I think we use maybe 10% of it, really. And this looks like... This guy nailed the 10%. There's a condition known as What the fuck is going on? No, that's not the real one. It's called a hydrocephalus. Sounds dirty.

Well, they interviewed this guy, you know, perfectly. And I thought it was really interesting because how did you do this with 90% of your brain missing? And the guy was close saying, I'm with their normal life. Jesus, doesn't sound that smart. But he led a normal life. He rattles his head like a paint can when he moves around. Yeah, wouldn't part of your brain be so light without the brain in it?

Your skull would just be tilted over. That's what Ozempic does. It erases 90% of your brain. Apparently, allegedly. Now, I understand that you have only 10% of your brain. Your words, not mine. Uh-oh. And that makes for what we call a stupid person.

That makes sense to you? Makes sense. Did I get that right? I'm just punchy. I love it. Okay, one more, and then we'll go. I'm punchy. Give me something good.

Give me a good one. Don't fucking. Come on. Give it to me. Good and hard. All right. I don't know if this is going to be it, but okay, let's see. It's people.

Oh. This girl's. juggling plastic bags you get from like Ralph's. I bet I could do that. I could do that. I think so. Oh, she's got her buddy. I couldn't do that.

We couldn't do that, Dana. It's getting more sophisticated now. Maybe next week I'll try to do that. Let's see a razzle dazzle though. Give me a closer. Okay. What are they doing? Oh, he's got them.

Well, it's a smart thing because these things kind of float. So they stay where you can grab them. and you have a space to grab them with a tennis ball. It's still hard, though, but they're bigger than a tennis ball. Yeah, they're bigger and they float. But they get really hard to move, so if you grab it wrong, it's over. Right. You got to space them and separate them.

You've got to keep them full of air so you can't grab them too hard or you squish all the air. Now, you have what I like to call too much time on your hands when you're taking plastic wrappers and juggling them all day long. Heather, let's get some multi-colored plastic bags so I can show the world how good I am I can do this trick. On it. On it. David's Fade. Shocks the world.

I can juggle, though, Dana. I kid you not. Yeah, I'm sure you can. Have you ever been seen juggling? No. Did you ever do on a TV show? No. Have you done it in this podcast?

No. But I'm sure you can juggle. Just no one's ever seen you juggle. Have you been accused of recently pleading ignorance? Yes. I'll say you do juggle like. this you go to a stand-up date you do the podcast you go to coy you go back to the plane you juggle your life i juggle my schedule uh okay i will film myself juggling and we'll play it next

week we might have to have an emergency one though if you if you can do that well i'm going to give you multiple hundred dollar bills did you ever give anything what's in the box find you that's still that's for that's for the end of the season there is something in that our big season during sweeps if anyone can guess it do you want i mean i think it's in there but no let's just leave it for next week that's that's cliffhanger that'll be an emergency one when we reveal that okay well i thought we did a really good job i'm very proud of us um we covered a lot of ground coppola the betting we did a little trump Halloween um i thought we brought it today.

You really did good. Will it translate into smash that subscribe button? Yeah, break your fucking finger on the like button subscribe. I don't even know what they're supposed to do. They do comment. You don't have to tell them to say that.

Oh, boy. But we got a lot of nice comments on Ila Fisher last week. Really? Oh, she was fun. She was fun. She was fun. I don't look at the metrics

because then I just cry myself to sleep. Metrics. They're good. Why? Okay, Dana, if I can, I'll have you on again next week. Thank you. Should I go black t-shirt or gray-green black t-shirt? I will not wear another dark, green, black, gray t-shirt.

I'm going to shock the world. But don't our t-shirts look like slightly different color? My not is not as black as you're. Okay, here we go. Here we go. I didn't want to get to this. Here we go. Whoops.

Heather, can you see any difference in our t-shirts? His does look darker. Well, I do have a lighter. I have a black chair, but I have more, you know, you can see it out here. Is this an optical illusion? Whoops. Oh, Jesus. Not only tigers get out of that cages.

Sorry. That's a tiger got up. Whoops. All right, we'll come back with a big banger show next week. Just like this. And we're going to look like this. We're going to talk like this. And I'm going to do this good of things.

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