Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade - Jimmy Fallon

Episode Date: July 13, 2022

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James Lewis. Um, James Lewis. Lewis Fallon. Yeah. Is on the show. You know, he's at all old. Lowe Fowl. Yeah. Is on the show. That's right, Dave. Buddy, Dana, I don't even know where I met him.

I mean, I must have visited SNL and saw him over there, but kind of click easy with that guy. Actually, the first one was on the show on the tonight show. I thought he was being kind of a fake fan because he was so effusively nice. And then I realized he's like that. And he's a fan. He's like, authentically like he is backstage is his on stage yeah he's he's a good guy knows how to be a talk show host he knows that he's that show moving and he's he's always in a good mood it's all you want he's fun and he'll ping pong

anything you throw at him he's a great audience I think it's not given away talking out of school but but you do do your Michael J. Fox impression. Yeah. And we can see him on the zoom a little bit and he just felt he would fall almost out of his chair. Whenever he would fall, he'd laugh, he'd fall and then he'd spin up the other side. Yeah, sure. There would be an empty zoom thing and then a giant Jimmy Fallon head would pump up in the front. You know, he just popped up. He was doing summer salts in that room. But he was a crush on SNL from the get-go, just talented dude, guitar, music, dance.

He could do it all. He's what you call a no-brainer. Yeah. Could you, do you think I could be a sketch player? What gets you to? Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do. So he, we, we, we, we, we, we're gonna talk to him. We're gonna cover everything and we hope you like it.

And here's our boy. And it's a good looking guy. We're gonna talk to him. We're gonna cover everything and we hope you like it and here's our boy and the good-looking guy Bit of a free fall in the best sense of the word. It was it's a it's a bit of barely controlled Mayhem and laughter and we don't want to get any letters because I'm from the fifties Don't write us letters about over talk because at this point it came from EFUSiveness can you spell that David remember you spell that, David? Remember you were... Yes, I can. effusive, David. I-L.

Oh, fuck, I'd be out already. Damn, I thought you had like 150, I hate you. No, I spelled a fugitive the other day. And I also, there's another word I heard a lot lately that I really like. Serendipitous. No, I don't say that a lot. No.

No, I say effusively because I, in a sentence, effusively a lot. I say, why don't you compliment me effusively because I have an inner inner sense. effusively a lot? I say, why don't you compliment me effusively when I meet people? Okay, we have to do ads, but here is the thing for us. We tend to ramble on because we don't really, we don't really, we don't know how to organize our thoughts. It's called ADHD. Look into it kids.

There's pills for it. Anyway, enjoy our friend, James Edward Fowellan. Hahaha. Record, once you see this motherfucker record. Look at this beautiful. Look at this, great. Look at this beautiful thing. Let me tell you something right now.

Love the value of something. When I see something these beautiful things. Let me tell you something right now. Love the values of the, when I see something these beautiful, I got to touch it. Yeah. You are, he was the host. Now he's, now he's hosted. Now the host is being hosted.

I got to touch it. Oh, we asked the questions. He, he, he gives the absolute. Now the teachers become the pupil. He's in the hot seat now.

The host is being hosted and roasted. Dude, I can't wait to grill you. Now, are you going to be hard on me? What? Yeah, we're going. It's like 60 minutes. It's like, we got a trend. We don't trend. We got it You got to say something crazy. She's a wacky Something wacky stuff. You're doing a show tonight and doing this. Yeah, we got a good show tonight

Yeah, we are that's very nice of you Jimmy because yeah, this guy bus is fucking home This will be on in 2023, but when Glee clerk he's the leader of a planet Xenon Norb Yeah, from the Pentagon hey that microphone's as big as his head look at that fucker. I know he's rich that Mike not not as rich as you spade Bullshit if I had his money I throw mine away money bags Silver spoon. Hey money bags Yeah life life was easy for him. You know what I mean? Yeah, he grew up with two spoons in his mouth

Oh my cash is tied up in most of a Bitcoin I told you Jimmy next time I come on your show, I'm just doing a French accent the whole time. I'll tell you now, I'm never gonna stop. You won't stop just come on and just do a French accent the whole time. I'll stop. Remember that thing we did last time? We were out there as two European guys. It was my favorite thing ever.

I was just crying. I couldn't stop. I didn't want it to stop. I could have done it for a favorite thing ever. I was just crying. I couldn't stop. I didn't want it to stop. I could have done it for a half an hour. What was the legend saying? You're the greatest. No, you're the greatest. No, not legend.

You're a legend. Yeah, legend. Legend is thrown around a lot these days for a little, I like when people go, I saw this thing about grownups, they go, all you guys are the goats. I go, do you know what goat means? I think goat is one. Does people know they just put a goat

on their two? They're too easy with that goat on their tongue. Hey, you just put here, make the ape plural. You're the best of all those goats. You're the goat of the goats. You're the best of all the goats. You know, and Dan, anyway, thanks for coming on. Yeah obstacle, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, also, Right and you just run with that. I'm ready for the one you are we started as this we're now Sorry, it's a long half over now. Oh god. I had a great time

You know how to out but I have a hard-out one minute before your house. How about that? I don't play I have a hard-out first My whole life is hard out Dana when I do a podcast I go all right Thanks guys right in the middle of an interview they go thanks, thanks, what I go later, and they go, what the fuck's going on? I go, I feel like I've told it all. David said we've tortured you enough. We got to, we got a guest going downtown day. We'll let you go because we tortured you enough.

But we count David's jauns and the amount of little protein bars he has. Because he's a way I do need one, Heather. Can I get some green juice? Yeah. I got to stay awake for some of this. All right. So yeah. Sorry. Here we go. I have a, I have a one Heather, can I get some green juice? Yeah, I gotta stay awake for some of this. Right, so, yeah, sorry, here we go. I have a real thing to start with.

What do you want to, like, are we gonna do like a whole thing where you just go, hey guys, welcome back to flying the wall, and we're here with that. Fuck no, have you heard this dog shit? We just, we just, we just pulled shit in the door. We're recording that later. Oh.

Yeah, we do it, we do it in the beginning where we kiss your ass when you're not here. Oh good. And then, but let's say, yeah, we do it. We do it intro the beginning where we kiss your ass when you're not here. Oh good and then But let's say Dana. Here's a funny story about me and Jimmy About you It's Jimmy I am DB. It says I'm one of Jimmy's friends. That's nice. That's true. I put it on there The role of Dex King David and when I go to New York Jimmy the three comedians I call our Jimmy and Chris rock and Quinn and One time about a year ago. Oh my god. That's a fun group. So we all try to rally, you know Jimmy's really good at rallying out

Jimmy's so busy and he always rallies for dinner something so we went out to Liller and I always rallies for dinner or something. So we went out to Lillard and oh Jimmy, you were shooting at Coney Island or something and you go, I'll try to get over after I'm done with mine. Yeah, I was like an hour away from you but that restaurant was so loud that night, do you remember? Yeah, I know, yeah, I hate all of it.

Here's the other catch. So first of all, you somehow I go, I go, guys, Jimmy might come if he can and you beat me there. That was one funny part. And then when we, when we're in the middle of dinner and I'm just plotting how I'm not going to pay most of the dinner, that's all I think about. And then we all leave Jimmy.

And then you remember two days later, what do we see on Twitter? Oh, yeah. Chris Rock announces on Twitter. He has COVID. We don't get a text. We don't get a phone call. So, it's spayed and I call each other. It's spayed like, wait, do we have to follow Chris on Twitter

to find out what we might have? Luckily, I do follow him and I do know I have an hour. You have to hear about that online. Yeah, and then we ask him, he's like, what? Yeah. You read about it, didn't you? Well, yeah, but. That was insane. Between a rock and a hard place, good night.

I was never been done before. I think that's the whole story. Most of that story was just to say we had dinner. Do you end up using any bits from the dinners whenever we hang out? It's sort of a compilation of what all you guys said and it goes into my act. Well, John Mulaney said on this podcast,

he's looking for stories and David does that too. Like, if someone follows him in a McDonald's, he's got a 10 minute chunk. So he likes stories. Yeah, he's a storyteller. Guy asked me straight up for my McNuggets, straight up, no bullshit, just give me your McNuggets. Yeah, why not?

He's gonna go into it. And I said, fuck, no, I stood my ground, Jimmy, you think I'm a pussy, but I stood my ground. No, why not he's gonna go into it? And I said fuck no, I stood my ground Jimmy You think I'm a pussy, but I stood my ground. No, didn't you you gave him one? I gave him one now Jimmy I know the story legendary It's on your IMDB page. Let's see if we let's see if we can do something about Jimmy's beginnings that he's never been asked That's kind of interesting. No chance. My being possible. I did a deep dive.

You did? I can't believe it. I mean, I love both of you guys so much. I can't even tell you. I want to go into your career and your stuff and everything you've done to influence me. You know, I wanted to be Danny Carvey. I wanted to be, that's my whole reason

for getting on Sarah Live. And that was my whole thing. Oh you said David's fade wrong That's age related because yeah I wanted to be in a car. I was sitting behind it read through with a knife. Well, yeah, you were You were my surrogate you were my stand-in sometimes I do the church chat rehearsals. David had to get the dress on and sit in there for camera blocking, which I thought was horrible. David, just for a few minutes,

can you sit in there, Dana's resting? But Jimmy, you were 12 when I got on SNL. And that's what I call the peak formative year. It's like when I was listening to Monty Python or whatever gets in your brain at that age and through high school. So I appreciate you, bro. Thank you.

I came to you how much I would, I was such an SNL nerd. I would, I would record it every Saturday night. It would be by myself. I wouldn't be, I didn't want friends over. I don't want anyone around me. My parents, I didn't want anyone near me. I just wanted to study the show and watch it. And I, I videotape it, then I remember like my favorite sketches.

And then I would go to parties like whatever, the next week or whatever, and I would bring videotakes with me with the best clips of SNL. Like I was like a human YouTube, just going, or watch this part and watch this thing. But I mean, I was like, I love the chop and broccoli. There she went downtown.

But can I tell you some? It's really, it's a problem. She's a lady I know. If I didn't know, huh? She'd be, I didn't know. I didn't know. Did you ever put that out? Like, is that out on Spotify or something?

No, the only thing I want to say, which was mind blowing, a few years back when I did your show. And then I just it wasn't my idea, but all of a sudden they go, uh, Jimmy wants to do Chappenbrockley with an orchestra. Remember that? It was fucking crazy. So that was the mic drop of Chappenbrock.

There was a string orchestra. And then I was playing Chappenbrockley on a baby grand. I had a hair, hair day because New York water just flattened it. But anyway, that's just my... But I dropped in Rock-a-Lay and I took it really far. She chopped, she chopped. She chopped. She chopped up.

I think that's a 20-minute bit in my standup, as you can imagine. But anyway, that's so you, Jimmy. We do have a, there's a connection to this musicality of what we do and the way you do impressions and everything. I brought a guitar. I mean, I'm in my office, so it's- Will you play something for us? That'd be awesome.

Dana, while Jimmy's fudzing around, I have to say that if you're on SNL and you can play an instrument, Jimmy's like the perfect SNL guy. He plays an instrument, he's marginally good looking. He, uh, he, uh, he, uh, he, uh, he, uh, he, he, uh, he, he, uh, he, uh, he, uh, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he,

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Okay, with the harmonica, like he plays it differently than Dylan. Did Neil Young play the harmonica with the songs? He's like Oh, there we go. There's something changed. Yeah, it's good now. Yeah Can you hear it now? Now we hear it perfect. Okay. All right, so like Neil Young, Neil Young plays the harmonica like with the, yeahica with the notes. Yeah, notes. Yeah. So it's like, David and Dana. That's kind of a sit-in-it-tree. Dainon B. We're just a fly on the wall Down the hall of SNL

It's pretty good. SNL. SNL. Dainon Dave. They don't even call you Dave. Some people do. You have to get in the real tight circles. And then Dylan's faster.

Dylan's like, yeah, a lot of up and back. I hear it's the highest note of the harmonica and just screams it, so like, yeah. Yeah. Yes He hits on a Monica Have you heard rough and ready as late as album rough and ready Bob Dylan? Yes, God is brilliant So good soon after midnight is a master piece, but he's got his new voice Which is wait. Yeah, that's what I mean that this other voice. I don't I haven't really tried to do it It's pretty special. It's really Yes, I have the midnight and I got a date with a family queen with a fairy queen. I love seeing

In seeming concert because sometimes he doesn't feel like performing and he's just out there and he's going like And I'm like oh man, this is weird and then he's like how does it feel and you're oh, I love this song How does it feel? Oh, I love this song. That's what he was singing the whole time. He accidentally stumbles into a hit and then he's like mad he did because he's not torturing you enough. He's one of our friends just saw Dylan here in LA three nights ago and was taking boot like clips but I guess it's interesting but I think they said he did like a 45 minute song. Oh, I got a pop quiz for Jimmy and David.

What is the one song from his big hip hits in the 60s where he stylizes his voice in a certain way? Lay, lay, lay. Yep. Now, and I know you can do that. Now, let me guess. It's big. It's big. It's big.

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Like, yeah. Who would be the big ones? Hey, Higgins, Mike Schumacher, not me. Not me. I mean, could you do cast members? Could you do Spade? Hey, buddy. Yeah, who would be the big ones? Higgins, Mike Schumacher, Narsy Klein. Mike, could you do cast members? Could you do Spade?

Hey buddy. Doodoo! Beep-bop-boop. Beep-bop-boop. Yeah, I'm not going to be reduced to noises today, gentlemen. So I was opening the door. I walked in. David is an actual good?

Sound effects guy, but he doesn't lean on it. It just comes out. They're woven in. I do you. I do you. You do? I just do a sound. Just so I go.

Yeah, I was very excited. That's pretty good. That's the best impression of me. It's when you're very, very excited. Like some of you. Some of you are very excited. It's just a sound of exuberance, which I was thinking today, here's a compliment.

You remind me of the Beatles. Oh, Jesus. Wow. The early Beatles, because what they told me are reminded you of Kaja Gugu. You were kind go go you work on a shotgun but anyway we'll talk later with because early beetles just for just projected so much fun and joy it was just irresistible that's what you do i appreciate it you know it's it's dirty it's interesting you, growing up a Liverpool, we'll live a putty and you know, and we'd never eat pudding, you know, and you think we'd have a Liverpool pudding, you

know. But that's what pudding is different, you know, in England. It's not the same, you know, it's not the chocolate, you know, vanilla, you know, strawberry. The whole town was just eating pudding, you know, because it was going with the pudding. We call it a pudding, old town was eating pudding, you you know I'm drinking up George so you want to go get some pudding I mean some right Jones come up John would come over to hit me up in the other this guitar I guess I'll get some pudding and that's how we wrote paper back writer John would just come in and bang me on the head with his back turned into paper back writer

Just come in and bang me on the head. Well, this is good turn into paperback rider John would come in he hit me over the edge, you know, say let's go get some pudding that's how he wrote That's how we wrote the white album He banged me over the head with his guitar. He's had a lot of plonk. Let's do a plonk. We can't do it song because I didn't know what we're going to do. So I looked at George. I hit George over the head with the guitar. And next thing you know, we have Salton Pepper.

And John and Paul were the primary song writers. Peace and love, of course. They were the great there, the peace and love. They were peace. Which one was peace and love. They were peace. They were, which one was peace and which one was love? We switched back and forth. They were me brother, sometimes John was love, sometimes John was peace and then sometimes Paul would be love.

And then I'd say, hey love, and they both turn around and I'd bump them over the head of the guitar and that's how we wrote octopus's garden. Ha ha ha, You came up with that Bonner's song was good Unso good We lost Spade you remember you made me laugh last time you're on I was giving you your intros and I was like he's blah blah. He wanted he's an Emmy award-winning

Actor and I go is that was that right? It's paid and you were right behind the curtain. You go. Yeah Yeah, that's right. That's paid? And you were right behind the curtain, you go, yeah. Yeah, that's right. That's it, that's that tone, David uses. No, I do. There's a lot more going on with me. I can't be reduced to simple noises. And yeah, I was the most complex comedian and the planet. Yeah, but thank you.

I remember we went to that one that think that a bit for Howard Stern. We went to this event for Howard Stern. Oh, I did stand up. Yeah, and I was like, oh, David, can you do that the bit, the skiing bit? And you're like, all right, you're like, dude, I don't take requests.

But like, no, I did take requests and I did do it. You did do it and you killed it. No, that was fun. I was a charity gig and you were, that was real fun. It was scary because there was a lot of people. You crushed that night. It was unbelievable. But the scheme was.

It's big crushes, man. What was in the scheme bit? Because you're like, your friends want to go on the black diamonds trails and you don't. You're like, I don't want to, I'm afraid of that. I don't like, you're like, I want to go. They say it's easier to teach you if we all go down from the top. It's just to ditch me. So I say no I got the map. I want to go down the green is we're gonna stop. We're gonna start on pop tart. And then they go

no we're going down devil's balls suck. Here we go and I go no no that's the hard one we're going down. Listen I mapped out we're gonna go down jelly bean. In to. Kitten paw. Kitten paw. Kitten paw. And then puppy love. And then mother goose. It's sort of challenging but not overwhelming.

No, Hitler's abortion. Here we go. Too much to have one line. I don't know. We're going down Hitler's abortion. Is there even a trail? That one sounds hard. Yeah, that one.

Listen, it's always good to work in the abortion in Iraq. It's always great to be able to smile on him one's face. But did you do it norm? Did you do impressions in norm? Huh? Hmm. Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Yeah, no norm up. We did a gig, I think I told Dana this, or maybe I told Dennis, we did a gig. I think I told Dana this or maybe I told Dennis, we did a gig, me, Dennis Miller, and Norm did a gig right before the pandemic. And he was like, damn it, he's always, he reacts too much to nothing. You know what I mean? Like you go, Norm, is it a, you know,

the show starts at eight, a clock That is exactly how yeah Yeah, and then you go there's an earthquake in Oklahoma he goes when today I Go no, that's a big deal. There's an earthquake here Yeah, why would they do it at eight I go cuz it's the most obvious time in the world Worst time yeah, that's like the worst time for people to do I'm not in a show now. I'm not in a show now. I'm not in a show now. I'm not in a show now. I'm not in a show now. I'm not in a show now.

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I'm not in a show now. I'm not in a show now. I'm not in a show now. I'm not in a show now. I'm not was technically the headliner. I was saying, so I got the jet waiting on the term mark. I'll do a cute 20, okay? Paulie and I are going to be proud of him. He came, Dennis came on the show, he killed by the way, he was so funny. I'll tell you the bit he did that made me laugh, but he was backstage. I was backstage, I was going to say how to Dennis, Dennis Miller. And I put, I never wear a cologne, but I put a little cologne on before I went to see him not that much I did a little little just like a little mist of like Yeah, and then I dove under it. I kind of yeah, Dolphin I don't move under it

I don't wonder dolphin under it Dolphin in movement just barely on so I go maybe doesn't and I walked in I don't go of course Dennis of all people goes God should be found smelling like Paco Raban over here. No, Jimmie, did you get the reference? Paco Raban, it just sounds funny. What is that from? Is it an old, it's an old, it's an old, it's an old, it's an old, it's an old, it's an old, it's an old, it's an old, it's an old, it's an old, it's an old, it's an old, it's an old, it's an old, it's an old, it's an old, it's an old, it's an old, it's an old, it's an old, it's an old, it's an old, it's an old, it's an old, it's an old, it's an old, it's an old, it's an old, it's an old, it's an old, it's an old, it's an old, it's an old, it's an old, it's an old, it's an old, it's an old, it's an old, it's an old, it's an old, it's an old, it's an old, it's an old, it's an old, it's an old, it's an old, it's an old, it's an old, it's an old, it's an old, it's an old, it's an old, it's an old, it's an old, it's an old, it's an old, it's an old, it's an old, it's an old, it's an old, it's an old, it's an old, it's an old, it's an old, it's an old, it's an old, it's an old, it's an old, it's an old, it's an, it's an old, it's an old, it's an, it's an old joke. He never did. He's like it's so quiet It's like the soundtrack to a Chuck Chaplin film. Yeah

Chuck Chaplin. Chuck keeps Real more joking. No, no, no, no, fake one that he never He sounds very cool. They would ever call you Jim. Can I say it's going on Jim Fallon tonight? Yeah, Jim Jim. Let me introduce a story. I'm a working out a new bit. It's a Jim, Jim, let me introduce the story. I'm working out a new bit. So, okay. It's a James Bond film, okay. It's called Bitcoin Finger. Okay.

Bitcoin Finger. He loves only risk. He loves risk. That was his joke. He did all the show, baby lab. Oh, is that Bitcoin finger? Oh my God. Bitcoin did other show. Maybe lap. Oh That's right. Oh my god. He loves only risk. It's what he was singing. He was singing. Oh yeah. Oh he's the funniest.

We do. What is laughing in the middle of his bed? And he starts talking to you. Christ. Chacha. Oh, I just do him just to soothe myself. Give me a topic. Anything. I'll filter it through Dennis, of anything. Oh, just a ice cream, mint chocolate chip. Mint chocolate chip. Okay, that's front-loaded, isn't it? All right. Can I have some mint or do I have the chocolate? They're competing with one another. All right. Last thing I need is a confusing scoop of ice cream. How many chips do I fucking eat? I'm like, give Jimmie a topic.

Oh, Jimmy, the grocery store. Right. Okay, what do we have to go to the, what does produce have its own section? The produce section, okay? There's not like a serial, serial sections like, we don't get a section We don't get a set the produce gets its own section. Yeah, what am I Glico?

Yeah, what I'm I'll have glico the bag boy. Hey Glico the bag boy Why in Christ thanks we got to have 600 different kinds of cereal, okay? 50 was it enough for enough? I guess 29 I want to pay extra two dollars for the organic apple. Don't really see the difference. Hey, do I want to round up for Ukraine? Where's that fucking cash going? Let's be honest.

It's quite fine, Air Quantus. Okay, what's up, son, a Kuala bear? Okay. Okay, yeah, good. 29 hours of meldorn. Paul Logan in the first class going, that's not a knife, this is a knife. We got just in here. Just eat your frickin' sandwich.

Paul. Paul Huff. I actually did, I submitted a thing at SNL that didn't get on and it was alligator McGee. It was a takeoff on crocodile dundee or alligator something and everything was bigger he goes he goes that's not a refrigerator they said fridge right now and it's like 20 times bigger it's everything that's not a lamp they said lamp yeah I did a bit I did a bit once on the show with Swarcin' Iger where we're doing QVC hosts and

He I wanted to talk about this new Slice or something that and he wanted to talk about the chopper. We had like a veggie chopper and he's like He got it all so he can go like get to the chopper Like no, we got to still talk about you know, we have this new iron. It's steamed your clothes, why on iron's like, get to the chopper. And it totally tanked. It didn't really work. Get to the chopper. The old guy's a little bit.

He came on the show one time, I go, you smoke cigars, right? He's like, yeah, I love this. I go, I go, I go, I go, I go. So I go, how do you smoke a cigar? Because I don't really know much about them. But it isn't, don't you like, you have to like, don't you lick it?

And then you cut it right. Yeah, you kinda do it like this. You don't lick this cigar. What do you, you don't like, you die, you're licking the cigar. You don't do that. You do this guy with the licking. You don't do that with the gobbles,

you sick of the gobbles, you're licking. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. You got that, He is so positive. Big guy, gaba, gah. There is no problem in life with Arnold. That's why I love, I actually, with one of my brothers, I say, what would Arnold do? You know, like if the, if the, if the air, something's late, like the cab's late, that's alright.

We walk a couple blocks, we see look around, we see a better cab, and we actually get them faster right toward destination. You know, I love his positivity. We go up the mountain. There's probably we can make a zipline out of the vines and just zipline down to the place. That's right. We forgot our ski.

So we get the wood from the forest. We chop it. We make wooden skis. We strap them together with the pantyhose or whatever we have. And we go down the mountain We take the spanks off and inflate our spanks to make a hot air balloon so that we can fly to the destination We'll get to have much faster and better for the environment and we give rides for children the children go and we make lots of money in all these things

Oh, where's he going? in all these things. Oh, where's he going? Spadey, he took a break. Jimmy, can you remember the catch phrase we had when I hosted in like 1999? You were, I know what it is. This is why I knew Jimmy and I had the same sense of humor because I was a running gag of me being cocky, you know,

ponds. So the whole idea was, and the show was doing fine, but that all week long I would just say reference to the current SNL. So long golden era. Good, well, and good nominations. So good bye. It's show so long memorable characters. show so long memorable characters. Because by any nomination, we read the dirty,

a river d'arty, he bought the awards, farewell. Now what was the one we, you did this the kind of redneck character last time you were on with Mike Myers. Red Red Necky. Red Red Necky, the redneck comedian,

actually have a couple in case you asked for that. Oh, that's my favorite thing. I'm red red neck the red Neck comedian. I said daddy, what's for dinner? He said shit on a single. I said this day just keeps getting better and better coming in zone. Oh yeah, coming in zone.

Coming in zone. I went to the doctor. He said we got to amputate your left foot. I said, can I keep my right foot? He said sure. I said come on He's on Somebody's He's Mama said what do you want to do with your life? I said, I don't know living a shack drink beer all day Mama said don't ever dream too big red could you always end up disappointed come on

He's on it's all about the comah geese on yeah, you got to get to it Don't make the joke too long because everyone's waiting for going it's all it's like sometimes they're not jokes Yeah, sometimes they're not really jokes the first one was kind of a joke I made my sister only cuz mama to me down come on We're back. Okay, I'll give you one Carson, one Carson, because you like that one too. Yeah, I love that.

Johnny Carson getting pulled over for drunk driving, 1972. Oh, Shariov sir, I didn't know I was swarving. I had two strawberry boom-boom's at the Hickory Hut. That's it. Come on G-Song. Shari, didn't I was swarving. I had two mandolinis. No, no, I had two mandolinis. No, no, I had two mandolinis.

Yeah, it's at mandolinis. It's two somethings at someones. It's a strawberry boom boom tomato. I had two, I had two rhubarb. I had a silly goose up with a twist. I had a purple nerple. I had a silly goose over at me. I had two silly goose over it met at two silly

gooshes that Mandalinis. I Kate Manelini's never a real one. Leannies. No, yeah, Chris Rock took me there years ago and paid for my meal. And I had no money. Jimmy, do Chris Rock you do him? Yeah.

What? What? What are you going to get to auto?, what, what are you gonna get to on him? You gotta eat or you gotta just stand there. What, what, what are you gonna, why would you even give me a menu? Just eat, just give me what people eat.

Ha, ha, what, something like that? I like when he goes, I used to bust him for repeating everything he goes, oh, Bama. And then I went laughs, then he goes, President, oh, Bama. They laugh again, he goes, Barak, oh, I go, let's go. You're, what is it?

Your act is only 20 minutes is what you said. Yeah, exactly, yeah. Barak, oh, Bama. Oh, Bama, the president. Yeah. The president. Black guys won blah, the president. Yeah. The president. Black guys won't eat the pussy. Black guy will not eat your pussy.

Or the white guy will. Or the white guy he will. That's not even his act. That's made that up. Oh, how does that work? We're getting blue now. How about to, or it's sound there? Could you, everyone does sound there? No, you, hello to the side. Okay, we're getting blue now. How about, uh, or it's sound there. Could you, everyone does sound there?

No, you, no, you do. I, I just want you audition with Taylor. Let me do my, say, every time Adam is mentioned on this podcast, I just go, thaw baffoo. Yeah, so I just did it. So he'll be hearing this. Thaw baffoo. But you have the best sound there.

You didn't run on SNL speaking. I did in my audition because that loved it because his because his impression are like three impressions in one three levels Yeah, he he he you should do that that guy, you know Yeah, I was talking my my mother the other day and you know my my mom will you always say and then he then he goes the second version Like she would always say I You take the laundry down And my dad would say, shut up! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Oh my god, that is so fucking great. Yeah. That is, oh. That is casual Sandler, old standup voices. Yes. Old Sandler, like the cat, I, that is a brilliant observation. I remember I was buzzing into my grandma's apartment and I was pressing the buzzer and she said,

who is it? Who is that? And I said, it's Adam, it's Adam, you grandson. Who Charles Manson? Oh yeah, Charles Manson. Oh, I don't want you to come in. I don't want Charles Manson. I don't want Charles Manson. I don't want Charles Manson.

Oh yeah. I had a big son. Oh my God, that's great. I had a fix. I was sick. My mom was rubbing that fix, cold stuff on my chest, and then our eyes connected, and I go, hey mom, where are his friends, right?

I had to get that. Oh my goodness. That's a guts is bit, but I can't get his voice. You're going to voice it. How do you do, how do you do a smi-gul? Smi-gul's close to Samar. Smi-gul. Iler. Hmm. Smuggle.

I know. Interesting. He's like, all right, Jamie. Jamie, very, very, very, he's kind of like Sandler. Very low key. Yeah, very low key. Let me hear it.

I was thinking, well, you want to try that? That's good. You got you, right? He says laughing. Yeah. It was free. Yeah. Well, here's my smuggle, Jimmy, when I'm pitching him,

when I was at SNL, and I'd pit go in his little Three-foot wide office where they're writing killer sketches and I'd knock and go hey Do you want to help me with this and he goes? What is it and he has a nervous laugh because he doesn't want to do my sketch So I go it's about a guy who does this and he goes I don't I don't think I don't think I could do that. I don't think I like that one. You're looking at the nicest way. Laughing at you.

He's so nice, but he's kind of laughing nervously. How do I tell him? Yeah, I'm just saying. And he would just look off into space and start laughing. You ever see him do that? He's just a little, he's in the room, he's just staring at the wall or something, and laughing, looking up. He's thinking of something.

Because when you do make him laugh, I made him laugh once, he never put it in a sketch, but it was like, how does Dracula, well, what if Dracula was a comedy writer and he was like judging the laughs? So it was like, he's like, wuh, ah, ah, ah, ah, and then you tell another joke here

The other one what do you do the moa? And they go have it this joke That's moa, huh? Judging that but I was at once we did it he does those charity things that they're really great Nine of too many stars for autism. And I did a bit with Tina Fey and we're in a radio city or someplace and it had an orchestra pit in the front. And he came out and he had a laptop with him. And he's got his glasses on.

I go, what are you doing? What's up? What are you doing, smuggle? And he goes, oh, I'm changing all the I'm changing all the fucks to shits Because we're airing on comedy central so we can't say dirty words So I'm changing all the the fucks to shits. I go oh Whatever so I'm doing our bit with me and Tina and I see Smuggle backing up and he's typing in this thing and he backs up And he falls into the orchestra.

No. He falls like six feet down into the, I go, holy cry, run over, I go, smi go, you okay dude, what's up? He's, he looked like a Jerry Lewis would look like if he fell, it was like an out like a chalk out line. A chalk out line of a body. His glasses were broken and the laptop was in three pieces

and I ran down. I go, dude, oh oh my god are you okay buddy and he goes without missing a beat he goes change it all the fucks to shit oh my god that's too funny but I would have dumbed no like no one's not fined by shit like that's his last words yeah wow that was I'm gonna laugh about that even more later that's gonna go through my head today so funny man so Robert he is so fucking obsessed I went to a concert with Lauren we went to go see sting and Paul Simon and

And it was it was an amazing concert so they're playing together Paul Simon and Sting and Paul Simon. And it was an amazing concert. So they're playing together, Paul Simon and Sting. And Paul Simon, you know, it's probably in his 70s, I think. And so he just looks like Paul Simon in his 70s. And Sting is next to him, and he's just jacked. He's got muscle fit. And he's got like a t-shirt pulled down, like a John Barvedo's got a wrinkled thing. And he's just playing bass.

And he's just got veins coming out of his muscles. And so I came in and I went and got two. And I was like, I'mshirt pulled down like a John Barbados had a wrinkled things about. And he just looks and he's playing bass and he's just got veins come out of his muscles. And so I came in and I went and got two beers and a couple hot dogs and I gave it to Lauren and I go how old is a sting? And Lauren's like, well, these are probably 63 years. I go, I don't think I ever want to be in that good of shape when I'm 63. And without missing a beat, Lauren goes, I don't think you have any problem. I don't know. Oh, it wasn't saying it.

I'm sorry, you go. I don't think that'll be a problem. So I'm trying to think, I go, I don't never want to be that. I don't want to be that in that could have shaped when I'm 62 years back. It's not something you have to worry about. Yeah, I don't think you have to worry about that. If you have other Lauren in it,

isms, because I've done some on this podcast, but he is a philosopher. And I don't know sometimes if they're original, because they're so brilliant, or he gets them from elsewhere, but. Do you remember you would do, Danny, you did a guess which Paul? Oh, he's like, well, I'm having dinner

at the other night with Paul. Guess which Paul? That would be Paul McCartney. Dana. Wrong. Paul Provenza. What's the, you know, that joke? How do you get to Lawrence house? What's the directions to learn?

Lawrence house. I don't know. You go out to Main Street and then you go ride, ride, ride, ride, ride. That's funny. Right? Jimmy, do you feel like you're Lawrence's best friend? Never under arrest your Lawrence best friend. Do you feel like you're long about a water? Do I feel like I'm Lauren's best friend?

Out of all the SNL people. You've worked longer with him if you had SNL and then the two late show and now so you've worked closely with him as long as any but 25 years or something. Yeah, he's the great. Yeah, I would say definitely. Well, we all love him. My best friend, but I mean, he, if it wasn't for him, I wouldn't have gotten late night.

NBC didn't really want me. They wanted someone else. God, that's crazy. And I remember when I heard you were available and they were thinking, have a, that's so fucking perfect. I was like, if you felt like doing it, because you know, we were leaving, I was leaving SNL and then Conan had signed something where he was gonna get the tonight show

and like six years or something? Five years, something like that. It was such a fucked up thing. I never heard of that happening. They didn't want, they wanted to keep J, but not lose Conan, that was the compromise. Yeah, so I remember, while I was leaving us in L and Lauren goes, well, do you ever want to maybe host a show?

You know, you could take her for Conan in five years and I go, I don't know if I would do that. I mean, I think I'm going to be, you know, big Hollywood star. He's like, but I'm like, I'm going to go do movies or whatever. And he's like, and Tina Fey was in the office and she was like, I think you'd be great at that. You're like Irish and you like to go to bars and talk to people and talk to everyone to be right up here. I'm telling you. Yeah, and all the stuff that you like to go to bars and talk to people and talk to everyone. They write a pair of outtakes.

Yeah, that's all they do. And all the stuff that you got to do on the talk shows that weren't totally SNL friendly. They were just different long dance numbers and we'll go for those in a minute. But it was like, so then I go and I try movies. They didn't work. Same, same. And then, no. I'll tell you something that Sandler had said to me,

because I had clean slate and trapped in paradise. And I know you had to as well. And I had things I was developing with Smigel and other people. But Sandler at one point said to me, saddles up, you could do it, Patrick goes, carvy, they don't, they mean the people making movies that aren't us. They don't really know how to do it.

They don't know, they don't really know how to do it. They don't know how to make it, where to put the camera and what to be funny, you know. Wow. I never forgot that. Because you said something once I found fascinating, the idea of you get to the set at 5.30 and you do the thing and the blocking and the master shot

by four, 10 hours later, you've set the line 150 times, 200 times, and now you're gonna say it for the movie. It's not even English. It's not even English. I go, dude, I peaked at like 10 in the morning. You want me to be funny now, I'm so exhausted. I'm like, I can't be funny.

And like, then it's, I movies are just weren't my thing at all, but then, so then Lauren, I go, he goes five years later and he goes, remember I asked you that thing, I go, yeah, I go, let me ask my wife, because now I'm married. So I go, okay, so I asked Nancy, she's like, you got to do it. You got to do it. I mean, look at the list. I mean, just letterman, Conan, and you, that's a great list.

You have to do it, even if it doesn't work. So she was like, I'll move to New York. So I said, yeah, I want to do it. And then NBC was like, I'll move to New York and so I said, yeah, I want to do it. And then NBC was like, yeah, we're not sure. We want to be in the Jimmy Fallon business. Oh, really? What the fuck?

After all your SNL stuff and your top show appearances? When did you host the video musical awards? Because I thought you did a great job. I go, oh, this is a whole new thing. Like you were perfect for that. Yeah, that was. And you'll play your guitar. 2004 or something like that or 2002 or something.

That one of those. Was that during SNL right after? That was during SNL. Oh no, that was right after SNL. That's what I was leaving to do movies and stuff. Because that was like a good all over. But you were a smash right away, right? Yeah.

When you got on that late night show, I mean, pretty much, right? Well, it worked, yeah. I mean, it kind of. Yeah it was a match was a strong word Dana. Yeah it smashes a strong word. I'll say stuff that I say about Jim Jimmy when he's not around. There's never been anyone with your range and you're so versatile talent wise. There's no one not I'm going back to Steve Allen and then also your like your likeability is is a

12 and then your interview skills where you make it all about the person, you know, you're just like Carson So I thought you were like made out of a factory and then tall and handsome I was like and he can play guitar and he does Dylan and he can do Neil Young better than Neil Young and you two could make it tonight And he they think they're the roots and Jimmy are better than you It goes on and on so yeah I felt you were made out of some kind of German factory We should make the greatest Toxial horse and six foot tool check

voices check like ability is Jack Lytton go release Voices check like ability check Dancing I heard from somebody a little birdie told me that when you and Justin Timberlake are out there doing all your Choreography with the choreographer that no he can you you get it in one take like this woman does like 10 steps and you like You can do that too. So that's my mic drop on steps and you're like, you can do that too. So that's my mic drop on complimenting Jimmy Fallon. I'll take a mic drop from Danny Carve. And Jimmy's willing to travel to

Coney Island for bits. That's right. When they do, like, I always tell him when I come New York, I go, so you do the show, which is already like a beating. Just a long day and you have to be very present and focused. We're going to do this. We got to rehearse this bit. And then sometimes after the show, you travel somewhere and pre-tape something. It's like JLo wants to go on the jungle gym and we gotta go to Long Island for this bit. And then you gotta do bumper cars with Chris Hemsworth.

But 30 years in, Letterman stopped doing that, right? When you get to hit 30, you know, Christ Sinks into that fourth decade, I think it's a hard out at 5.30, all right? I mean, that's, how are you pacing yourself? I think it's the question, right David? Yeah, I don't, I think, you know, there's something about this that's fun,

that's different than SNL's because it's every day. So, you know, SNL, if you did a sketch and it was in a tank, you had to wait the week. You have a week to be depressed. You know, and you're like, oh, that was awful, so embarrassing. This one, if I do a bit of tanks, I have another show the next day and I go,

oh, I'll work, we're covered tomorrow. Well, you also full say, like an SNL's read through then you're crossing your fingers and you get on like a fifth of what you hand in. If you're there, you like something it's in, you don't like something it's out. That's kind of good. At least you go with your strength.

You go, I think I can make this one work. We got great writers. We're in a good groove right now. We got some great writers here and good producers. They're like, it's like, oh, it's super fun. It's like, you know, when it's really fun, it's like kind of camp, almost like summer camp, everyone's together and I got a bit and I got a bit and I got a thing and it's like kind of camp, almost like summer camp, everyone's together, and I got a bit, and I got a bit, and I got a thing,

and it's like, that's exciting for me. And so, every day I come in and you go, oh, that's such a dumb idea, but I love it. Let's do it, because it's all make me laugh. Right. And when you go on the show, Dana knows, for the audience, you're very helpful. So, you know, it's a fun atmosphere,

you get back saved, you come back, bullshit a second, and then you go out there, and if I'm stumbling through a bit, you're jumping in helping and making sure everything works. So all that stuff helps because, you know, you want everyone to look good and the show keeps going, but the show keeps going still, still, still.

So I guess it's just up to you to figure out one day if it's just too much beauty. Jimmy is the only, and I've loved all my hosts, Letterman, everybody, Conan, all of them. Jimmy is the only one who I literally could go out and throw anything at him, like I said, any accent, any bit, he would just start laughing

and just go right at it. So that's singularly unique. And the next time I'm in New York, which I gotta come out soon, because I just wanna hang out with you, I'm gonna surprise you with something. Don't tell me what it is, and don't tell me what you're doing.

I'm gonna tell you, because I might decide when I'm behind the curtain, when you're introducing me. But I'm gonna, I did that to Jerry Lewis on the show, and I did that to him, and he didn't really roll with it. It was weird, he was like,

wait, you wanna to do this now? I'm like, let's have the roots play jazz and you do the jazz bit where you open your mouth and you point at things. That's the thing. Oh my God, that's the first brilliant. I go to the center, play with it. See if it's fun and he goes, and he goes,

he goes, yeah, he goes, you know, it's so weird to getting older. I haven't been in the city in so long. Actually, when he came out, he started doing like old Jerry Lewis voice. So he was like, first time I was, you know, and he started, wow. It's really interesting.

I was like, cool, and then he goes, but I'm older now, and I'm in, so I'm taking the subway, and I'm on the subway, and then he goes, and I see this kid with dyed hair, he has a sp to right here the red Green a blue hair and these piercings everywhere and it's just look and I'm just looking at him and this kid goes What are you looking at you got a problem? What'd you say to me goes I said no just 20 years ago I had sex with the parrot. I think you might beat my son

20 years ago, I had sex with the parrot. I think you might beat my son. He's like setting me up for a joke the whole time. Wow. It's got a funny though. I feel bad for him. I feel bad for him. He's getting picked on on the subway. Then he's just, it was a joke.

It was a joke. It was dark. You crashed. It crashed. It crashed. It was so funny. He's like, no, I just had sex with the parrot 20 years ago. I think you might be my son.

That's a good, weird bit though. And I actually like it's out of left field. I love the Easter. Dinner accidentally with the Anjaneu incender fella. This, we're going back to Jerry Lewis in the mid 60s, where he is writing, directing, producing his movies. Yeah. And it was, and then I saw, I did watch some of it

where he does this long dance on the sound stage, and it really is avant-garde. It's, no wonder the French love them. I appreciated it so much more. I watched it like six months ago. I was like, damn, so that is kind of real. Was that Cinderella the one where he's getting in the argument he's the boss?

He's has this cigar and he's young, he's the jazz. It's the best thing, it's unbelievable. And it might have been called self-indulgent then, but now it's like, it just keeps going, and going, and going, and it's brilliant, really, really brilliant. I swear, I thought Sandler was talking about doing a remake of Cinderella in the old, old days.

It sounds kind of up his alley. He can say that's true or not, but I remember, why did I hear that? I think he really just thought, that's, Adam's as funny. Speed, are you doing a new Netflix movie? You know, that's a great question, Jimmy. I'm glad that when I just texted you that, you got it.

Yeah. Ah. Ah. Because you know how the wrong Miss, he was unbelievably funny funny it was fantastic i'd love to know and everyone i recommend everyone i'm like dude you want to laugh watch the wrong missy you want to believe how fine and never like

just the funniest movie ever the wrong missy we stumbled upon and i'm finally there was a rumor at the beginning you were gonna ask us questions but i'm glad it's finally happening uh... the wrong missy rumor it's a rumor when you're like, I wanna ask you guys stuff. I'm like, man, that movie did 200 billion minutes

or however they keep track of you with the same thing. You know, we did a billion five seconds. We did a billion five seconds. Three billion seconds. Oh, they go, it's a never-one movie in the world. And you're like, I can't believe it. They're like, um, we can't believe it.

That's pretty funny. And then like for a week straight, they're like number one in the world, number one in the world. And I'm like, who was the actress that would play Missy? Lauren Lapka said she's great. Moli, she was funny.

Yeah, Jim Carey, yes. Yes, yes. Like just enough, just enough to be so funny and not annoying, it was like, we're totally done. She was like, literally done. She should have won an Oscar. She should have won a really. I honestly, you know, Jimmy,

I was thinking that because when Tiffany Haddish was up for an Oscar for road trip, was it? I was thinking, oh, it is actually possible. Like Lauren could have been up for that because I mean, it's a dark, it's our rating stuff, but she was so good and so out of the blue. Never seen me like it but she was so good and so out of the blue. Never seen anyone like it.

I was so impressed. And it would be so well that I was like, it wouldn't surprise me. It wouldn't surprise me because that stuff doesn't happen and it did not. Who directed that? Who directed that? What team was that?

That was Tyler Spindell. That was from Happy Madison. Yeah, I know. I have no idea. Yeah, he's good. He's doing a new one with pure sprozen right now But I would do another wrong missy. I actually Meeting someone today about a movie with Lauren because Lauren. Yeah, I say do a sequel wronger

Missy we're like bogey and be call it this point. I feel it which one's bogey. I don't know. I don't know who those people are I don't know. I don't know who those people are. That was an old, an old, uh, uh, Laurel and Hardy Bippa used to go like, no, me and the boss had just like this. And he crossed their fingers and he goes, which one's you? Well, at any point, he's like, well, this one's right. I was just getting, yeah, it crossed the, which fingers the butt. Oh, yeah, get out there. By the way, enough about me, but I did like that. Thank you, Jimmy. Yeah. No problem. Also, when you guys were talking about Neil Young, I had a confession that you said people have different levels of their voice when I was listening to Guns and Roses, who a lot of you people know, it's a new band. The number one song. The number one song. When he would do a lot.

What did he do that old song roses? Mama take this badge. I thought it was two people singing. Oh, roses with welcome to the show. Because he goes low and then he goes higher. You two fucking tools. Listen to my story. All right, go ahead, Dave. Checking in, I'm revived the boss.

Bruce Springsteen, a man in his guitar. A man who likes to call his guitar his own. And here he is. A rice door. Or a Casey. Near Casey. Can I ever play a guitar like Bruce Springsteen? And the answer is yes.

Keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for this jar. Dear Casey, I'm a bit of a fuck off. Is there any chance for me in show business? Of course there is. Hey, right. Dear Casey, I'm a complete dick to most people I mean. How can I be a nicer person? Dear Casey, I read Playboy just for the articles.

Dear Casey, this may. Dear Casey, I read Playboy just for the articles. Dear Casey, this may be off subject, but I wake, I whack off 35 times a day. Dear Casey, I put a fit bit on my left hand and I get no steps. I put fit on my right hand. I get 500 million. What am I doing with my right hand?

Dear Casey, my socks tended to droop. How can I hold them up and keep them from drooping? Right, Spanner Casey. Dear Casey, my socks tended group. How can I hold them up and keep them from drooping? Right, Ben your killer from Telehassy Florida. I put my girlfriends scrunchy around my dick and balls. Is it easy way to get off? I'm going to blow today. Why? What are you doing? What are you doing? What is this a corporate gay? This guy over here. This guy over there. Over here. No. You know,

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You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, You know, I thought I was talking about my stupid story about Axel Rose. You thought it was two people. Thank you, Jimmy. You tracked that story. But that was the one where he goes, Mom aren't taking my mask from me. Mom are dragging the bags from me. I'm not going to go.

Well, give me welcome to the jungle. You got to be able to knock him out. I'm not going to have him start. I'm not going to have him start to make. No, he goes knock him out. I'm not going to knock him out, have him. No. Yeah.

And I thought that was a different person. Yeah. Oh, you'd fucking follow the story. You're so, you're Arizona, you're Arizona. I hate your guts. You Arizona guys. Who are you talking to, me or Dana? No, I like you, Jimmy.

You seem cool. We're supposed to have dinner tonight. You know what, Dana, when you come to the world, hang out. Ooh, that's fine. Yeah, we're gonna go to dinner. Me and Dana, we're cheating on you, Jimmy. Oh, it's because flying the wall, being hit, just changing your guys. Do you act different now? We're

cock here. Yeah. You are. And you got hot spots now. LA hot spots. We got a hot spots scene, B scene. I'm a man about town. Oh, making a move in my sense. There you go. Oh, you're getting famous. No one can do what he's doing Check his we're getting famous. I'm not talking about a show that made you famous. I'm like he didn't fade He's a shop is ever almost a I And smart list my favorite Oh, what about clueless that's David's new podcast

Oh, what about Clueless? That's David's new podcast. I like to go back to the scrunchy around the balls. That was a real question. I wanted to give it up. It's an easy to get up for a question. My wife loves this podcast. Oh, she doesn't like it to go too low. She doesn't mind people say, fuck motherfucker shit, but deep downtown,

conecological type stuff and balls and dick. Maybe it's not a favorite. Downtown, uptown, round, round, round, down, down. I'm doing George Carlin. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Later George Carlin. George, drop the G and you have orch.

What? Why are there no blue fruits? There's no blue shoes. You can download. Upload uptown, download. Jokeshoes. Jokeshoes. Big shoes. Little shoes. Shrimp big shoes little shoes brown shoes girls shoes boys shoes everyone he shoes They're not selling the garage

Honey was selling the garage the king of lists. He was he was had a List and he would just yeah Very yogurt strawberry yogurt vanilla I think and it was like that it was like there's no blue food and you go what about blue berries and he goes okay there's one I waited on George Carlin at the

holiday and in 1976 tell Jimmy I brought a We and we liked it I Went on George Carter the 15th and he was doing hippie Dippy weatherman Hippie He's not a normal weatherman. He's a hippie do weatherman Tomorrow's forecast hot Tonight's forecast dark

Tomorrow's for you are out man Far out of it is greatest Grass guy ever bad what about a guy of talks like this which I'll wait as well my impressions are that I just go that I was paddle Brian. I never buy like that. I did it Yeah, I don't Brian's great. DJ, everything was this voice. I would do a welcome back. You're listening to Z 105, everybody. We're here with, yeah.

With a great, David Spay, David, we're just talking back. Cause they don't, I wanted to talk about your movie. We'll be right back on the Z. Pff, you were like, well, I, and then you go to, they go to commercial and you go, David, thanks for being here, man, we're gonna talk about your movie. I was so funny on David. Thanks for being here, man. We're gonna talk about your movie I was so funny on Netflix. All right. Here we go. We're coming right back

We're back here. See what a five of you with David's paid. Hey David. I did not like your movie When you go wait, you just told me before that's basically how you do Regis film But you got to go there if you're gonna do Regisis honest to God Is there anyone better than Jimmy Fallon? No, he's very nasal. I'm stolen your Regis film, but I do your Regis film, but what I do it and I do data yelling like Regis film That's it, you got it I got one Jimmy before I got to go in a little bit, but Jimmy we have a hard hour.

No Jimmy when you go on these radio shows like they go Dana, like you're doing a gig in that town and they go you got you got a call into the zoo. Oh yeah, yeah, Tommy go yeah, so they go like this. Hey David, we got 30 seconds. Okay, we're going to put you on hold and we pick up. It's going to be Jim, Bobo, zipbo zip zip talking zebra a bit coin a robot and a Cockpit too okay you'll know who everyone is okay here we go three two one and you go wait what am I what's going on I was a DJ I was a It's even I think this is funny it's not But I was at DJ in college and I would go,

I go, it's, it's, it's 313 in the city, 211 on the Dane Rock. It was always a different time than the real time. Four o'clock in the city, 3PM on the Dane Rock. I don't know what, that was my moniker. I know, it's not bad, that's your, and it didn't sit. I like it. It didn't sit.

Because you're on your own planet. You're on your own thing when you're listening to Dane Rock. Dane Rock, I know. I know. I like it. It's 3 p.m. It's 3 p.m. in Sacramento, but it's a 1230. It's a 1230 in the Jimmy Rock.

On the Jimmy Rock. On the Jimmy Rock. I said, get just Tommy in the bull. It's Tommy in the bull. You know, you wake up at 6 a.m. playing some shitbox club and Mississippi. You know, Tommy in the bull and the I know. Yeah, shit box club and Mississippi, you know, told me the bullet in the eye. Yeah, the grease man.

Remember the grease man. Oh, I remember grease. The grease. What about like is, the air never pay for a woman's lunch. All right. Jimmy, I'll ask you one last question. I know one last question.

Does he get one last one? Okay, you got one. I mean, I was gonna summarize this whole appearance. Well, Danny usually gets one last question. Then you summarize. Go ahead, Dana. What was it like on 7-9-5? You know what I'm gonna say? When you're Dan usually gets one last question. Then you summarize. Go ahead, Dan. What was it like on 7-9-5? You know what you're leaving?

When you're, when you, when you, there's a worst question. Did you ever, you ever listen to Howard Stern always, and says, oh, yeah, the best, where he's like, all right. Well, we done it all. We've, we've said it all. No, Jimmy, love how you've done it all.

David, David, you've done it all. You've done it all. So we've said it all. You've done it all, so we've said it all. You've done it all. It's great. And you've said it all. So you know you're getting pushed out the door. You're pushing out the door. They're like, that's the end of the interview.

We've all right. All right, mom. All right, mom. I like his laugh when he goes, boop boop boop. Oh yeah. Boop. I can't even do it.

I used to do an impression of him now. It's just lost. That was pretty good. Can I do my Trump not saying anything for you? Yeah. Okay, well, I'm not there's no subject Frankly, let me tell you you're gonna be seeing a lot of it that I could tell you I mean when you look at it and it didn't work out so great for some of those people You're seeing it all over the place many people are saying we don't want that. We're not people to do that

Okay, so when you look at it what they're doing look at of it, people are very disappointed because it's a terrible deal. A really bad deal. We're gonna be doing something very soon and you're gonna be seeing a lot of it. You're gonna be happy like you win, bullies. He literally has no subject matter. You got to talk to him about anything. Anything.

That could fit in anything. That's his genius. Do you have one, come on, do you have one question? Sorry, Dana. How was, what do you like? I'm certainly not like that. It, come on, do you have one question? Sorry, Dana. How was, what do you like? I'm certainly not lying. All right, so David, do you want to something? No, I would say what are you happiest about

when people stop you at an airport or on the street and when they mention a specific thing throughout your long career? Which is the one that kind of go, oh, you know that one, you like that one, huh? Yeah, I got to see that. You may not have that at the tip of your brain. Oh, well, like, cowbell is the sketch everyone asks about.

Oh, yeah. That one, which by the way. That's not sleep on cowbell. One of the best of all time. That was not, I almost didn't make it to air, that was not supposed to make it to air. It was in the, it was in the, what do you call that, the, the, the,

the death one that before, before, good nights? Yes, it's in the death one. It was in the death with Christopher walkin. Yep. Oh, wow. Christopher walkin will Ferrell and and and it was it was that with air probably right at the end of the show like probably 10 to 1. Oh, 5 to 1. Yeah, it was 5 to 1. It was a weird sketch and everyone was on fire dude. Everyone was being super funny and it was like my third or fourth show on the show. And I remember, that's where I got the reputation

for laughing and breaking in the scene because it was just everyone's, Will Farrell was so funny and Katan and Horatio and then Woken was doing like an impression of Woken. He wasn't even doing himself. He was, you know, we got to what, that was what, you know, he was like, I got a handkerchief. And more cowbell.

Yeah, and it started shaking. Do you know when the room, when SNL was shaking? It's hooked. Yeah. I mean, I was there that night. When that was, I did a guest spot or something. And I remember it, I called it, levitated the room. Like went to another level.

What sketch of yours crushed the hardest that levated the room like went to another yeah, what sketch of yours crushed the hardest that that Navitate the room I was doing I was doing yeah I was there for that I was doing church lady with Joe Montana And Walter paid in a lot of sexual in the window. I wasn't my proudest moment But it this old guy came up to me afterwards. You know, I've been I'm in charge of sound. I've been looking at the meters for decades and I never seen them peak like that. And I said come a gizol. Spade, how's your cure?

It was your cure. But bye. Too many to mention. No, but bye. And you are. But bye was probably the one that we only did once or twice that had the most lasting No, but by So, and you are but by Was probably the one that we only did once twice it that had the most lasting effect and then Oh one of the best moments is when Farley grabs you by the neck and goes lay off me. I'm starving

Yeah, the gap girls. Yeah, when he goes lay off me I'm starving. No way how do we start? It's Monday wait how Wait, how do we all do impressions? And David, you did not do Michael J. Fox. Oh, we do that. A lot of shows. Yeah, Casualty. So are you? No, it's because David. It's because it's sad. I only do one.

No, it's not. People were waiting for it. It's the end of the podcast. Can you say, hey, Sarge, hey, Sarge. Yeah. And Casualty's the war. Michael Fox. Michael J. Fox.

Hey, listen, uh, you gotta give me a minute on this here. Sorry. She's just a farm girl. She didn't Nothing wrong. It's you should do cameo as Michael Jay Fox. Like you know, those things we can do. It's nine dollars. Yeah. Yeah. You charge a buck. Everybody. Say Sarge. I mean, you guys should do oh, you're none of us are on SNL would do celebrity cameos You should do on your show do all impressions and everyone does their cameo. Yeah, you know, it's funny Hey, I heard it's your birthday, Sarge You get your birthday, Sarge. You're gonna have a good time without saying Sarge to someone I need Sarge You got to have sergeant there things I

think he's talking to Sean Penn in the scene who's Sean Penn attacked a farm girl and I heard you get your kid neighbor move search and I just want to wish you the key to get an Oscar is always

look like the sun is in your eyes. Yeah man he's sorry. Oh yeah that is good. You're squinting it. That's part of it. Don't give way all the tricks. All right, Jimmy, I know you got the show. I appreciate it. Yeah, enjoy the show tonight.

I love, thank you so much for inviting me to do the show. We love tethering you. We love tethering you. You have my favorite comedians ever on the planet. And I just love both of you guys so much and congrats on the show. And I hope I didn't bore you guys too much. No way, you're the fucking stuff.

It's such a blast. I told David last night on our walkie talk, I go, Jimmy's just gonna be fun and you were. It's just a blast. It's just a blast. I love all the questions. It's supposed to ask a lot of real quick. Didn't get to it, it's just a present.

It's a part of square band. Hey, go to the gal, go to the prince of the K-Pen. K-Pen, K-Pen, come on, come on, come on, come on. Okay, the capital, the queen of the new swimmers. Okay, bye. Bye, thank you. Bye, boys. Hey, what's up, flies? What's up, Blaze?

What's up, people that listen? We want to hear from you and your dumb questions. Questions, ask us anything. Anything you want. You can email us at flyin'thewallatcadens13.com. Yeah, you read it. This is from Linda Brandt. Hi David and Dana, that's nice.

Hi Linda. If you could go back and be on any season of SNL other than your own, which cast would you most want to work with, and what do you think you could add to the mix? Thanks for the podcast. I look forward to it almost every week. Sometimes I'm busy. That's too much information. So anyway, what do you think? Who would you go back to? Before to. I have a big coat on my mouth. By the way, if we ever sell merch, Dana, what's sell is the black t-shirt. That's your merch. It's called, it's called, be simple and black.

It's called, be cool. Your cool. Chicks like this. If you have a pair of Levi's and a black t-shirt, you're kind of fit. Like most of our crew is here. The ladies go crazy. You know about the relationship between the shoulder and the hip. If I had to go back in time and do an SNL cast, I think I would probably want to be on that first year, just because it was such an explosion of just blew up the whole country and no one saw coming. I don't think I can add a lot to it.'m not a super character guy. I just I would just like to be there because it was so cool And it was such a big fucking deal. Dana. Thank you David. I think that I When I think about people I'd like to play with I couldn't really pick a Castor his season, but I'd love to have been in Coneheds with Dan Ackwright.

I'd love to have done something of Bill Murray. I got to do stuff with Phil Hartman and Mike Myers and Adam Thalbal Thun, all those people. Whenever you make a list, you later on you're up at night. What's wrong, honey? I forgot to mention. I'd love to be in a killer sketch with Will Ferrell.

I did do one where Will is 64230 and I played his dad, Bush senior, he was Bush junior, and he had to sit on my lap. I'm 581'50 on a good day, so that was, but the surgery was successful. So they hit, we did do that and that was awesome. I do also, well I like everybody, I think the current cast is best.

I hate a grumpy old man, my day was better. I say the current cast. I would love to go in there with Chris Red and Heidi Gardner. Obviously, that's all I can do. I'm sorry. I can't answer the question because it's a fool's. It takes people a long time to know the cast. So by the time you know them well, it's about the time when they leave. So the cast is usually more famous after the show. When we were there, not many people knew us and then you leave and they go, oh, that was such a great time.

Meanwhile, I once said we sucked. So when we were there, and that usually happens, they go, this cast sucks. I wish I'd stayed a few more as long. I could have gone toe-to-toe with you since we should have done some kind of like, eh, I'm freaky, I'm fracky. You know, it's a little talk show, characters.

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