Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade - Kyle Dunnigan
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Okay, Dana, I just want to say quickly for the people listening that before you hear Kyle,
he does mention Bud Friedman. A lot of us do. Bud Friedman is a huge influence. He owns the improv,
if you don't know New York LA. And he passed away since we did Kyle a little bit ago. So I just
want to say quickly, but was, you know, I could over talk about it under, I'll
just say he was a huge, huge reason.
He was like the first Lauren.
I think Danny, you said that.
It was a guy that, you know, if you get into the improv, Mitzi was at the comedy store.
She didn't like me, but like me got me up.
And I had a great run doing all these clubs, working in the LA one.
I worked the LA one last week. So a huge thank you and a sad day about that,
but Bud was a great, great, and he's great for comedians.
I would just say, you know, the same thing like Lauren,
Bud loved comedians, loved us, and he was very nice to me.
I couldn't get out of the comedy store either, which is sort of a scary workplace back then. And
bud was friendly. He was old-fashioned in a way. As people know, he had a
monocle. He had some sort of weird cadence of talking. I don't know where it
came from, but take it outside. But he gave me great spots and he was very
encouraging. And he was somebody
He passed away at 90 he looked 60 when he was 40, but when he was 80 he still looked 60
He didn't age for decades. I would see him from time to time ago man
He looks exactly the same
Stanislaus
Stanislaus
Who is like this with the monocle and that cadence, he's like this gentleman,
and just a sense of decorum of like
now it was starting the show, everybody ready?
Yeah, and you know, you don't see
that.
You know, you don't see that.
Monicals anymore, I feel like he might be the last guy.
Well, I was there when he had, you know, regular glasses.
Really?
Yeah, comedian got mad, it was drunken, punched him,
and he goes, it doesn't matter, I'll just use this pot.
And that's how the, I made that up.
And you go, what?
You never got it fixed, he goes.
Yeah, the monocle was only Colonel Klingk in Hogan's Heroes,
going back to the 1960s, he had a monocle,
and then bud, yeah, but there's no one, no one does a monocle.
You know, my, what is, my friend is a comedian in Arizona.
Mike Sterner says his his friend is Japanese optometrist and every
December 70 attacks the Pearl Vision Center.
There you go.
It's not my joke, but I like it.
I like anything.
It's just a joke.
That's a good joke.
Okay, but Bud, but what were you listen, I like anything where it's just a joke. That's a joke.
Okay, but what about you listen, Bud was great, laughed at everybody, committed an amazing
legacy that continues to this day with improv comedy clubs all over.
Yeah, great, great guy, great laugher, and anyway, enjoy our podcast.
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Okay, Dana, before I get the call done again,
I have to tell you, I have to get a plug in.
What?
I bought this at the gas station,
and I used to like this.
It says mild, right?
So I use it twice.
I've been tricked.
This is an anti-commercial.
No, because it's so goddamn spicy.
And what if there's mild and there's medium and there's hot?
Which one do you think wouldn't be spicy?
Mild.
And even when I get it,
and once I get the biggest pussy,
why do you have mild?
I go, because I just want to like the idea of it.
I don't really want to burn up.
And oh my God, my burrito is ripping it apart.
What in here, I'm blaming the burrito, is so hot.
It's that.
And then look at the back, it says,
you know, how I see the word, how I see that.
That's all I need to see.
That's all I need to see.
I go, why?
Why would it be so hot?
And this isn't your fault, you know.
I don't have a lot of free time.
But I was so mad last night and then I called Heather and yelled at her about it.
But she's...
Shulala is the best that's mild.
Shulala has to be a bottle on the next podcast.
No, it can't be anything.
It just has to be red food coloring.
Well, how about ketchup?
Old fashioned.
That's basically it.
Give me ketchup with three pieces of it on you.
I need it in that mix. All right. Kyle Kyle done again is one of my really good buddies.
Keele done. Keele done again. And he's a sweetheart. And we, uh, we talked to him because we're
talking to more comedians because when I'm out with these comics, especially ones I like,
and they're heavily influenced by us now. They grew up on it. Obviously, they love Dana.
They like all of the people we've been talking to and they share their stories with me.
And some had auditions. Kyle had a big audition for us now.
The Seminole audition in 2008, which Bobby Moynihan was at, and Nick Kroll and Kyle, his story
about his audition process. At at the time being a brilliant comedian
and impressionist, a natural for SNL,
and what happens is very dramatic,
but he's organically very, very funny
throughout this talk.
And some of these talks with these people
are just straight up, just laughs.
You know, we're just talking about SNL, we're talking about.
Yeah.
He does impressions, he mixes them in, Dana does them, and that those are the kind, just different type you know, we're just talking about SNL, we're talking about, he does impressions,
he mixes them in, Dana does them,
and that those are the kind, just different type of shows,
and that's what this type of show is.
So it's, you know, again, just a human story
about someone trying to get on SNL and what happens.
So it's kind of riveting, actually.
And then like the before, during and after, like,
when you don't get it, what it's like,
and we don't have a lot of those
because everyone got it.
Yeah, and he landed on his feed,
he has a huge YouTube channel.
So all this massive,
it's our content.
And he's just a fun guy to have dinner with.
Yeah, 100%.
Here he's Kyle Dunning it. How's Dana's dump going?
Dana was right here.
Huh?
Dana was right here and then he just took off.
Dana, we're almost done.
Damn, I brought a gigantic some bra, but I left it.
Do you need a hat?
No, I don't.
It's just for when we do our things.
Oh, right.
We're Chuck Barris or two young gong shots. Yeah. Oh, no, I don't. I just for when we do our things. Oh, right. Yeah. Oh, no, I don't
chuck bearish him. You would randomly come out with hats and not refer to them. I did like
that. Oh, really? So I was doing that. I saw you in a hat like a round circle. Yeah, and
I was like, I need that because the sun's really bad. And then I got one. Fucking pineapple
picker hat. I can either spend hours with greasy
Sunscreen all over I could put a giant hat on yeah, I prefer the giant hat some people will know fuck the hat
I'm gonna grease it up for hours. I do both
Kyle done again. Sorry, I guess today
I want you know, I went to dermatologist and it looks at a thing and it was yeah, because I thought this looks not great.
Are we recording? Yeah, light it up.
Let me tell you a dermatologist story.
So what I think you actually focus the podcast on dermatology.
It's good when it's about some good news.
What happened? We can always cut this.
Means we won't cut it.
Yeah, go ahead.
Well, I just looked at like a little mall spot,
and I was like, that is not good.
I went and the guy looked at it, he was like, you're fine.
And then this girl came to visit me for like a weekend.
I think I told you day about those,
and it did not work out.
Like she walked into my house.
I knew that was coming, but yeah.
She walked into my house.
No, he always, that's how they always end.
I had, yeah, it always ends like that.
I had this house and she walks up.
She was, do planes always fly over your house?
She immediately just had all these awful things
about my house.
Well, I love her, I never noticed the planes,
like, but I'm in the path.
Now it's constant, there's just planes around.
Anyway, she goes, I don't like the look of that mole.
And I was like, I checked it out, I think it's okay. To it off, bitch. She's like, I don't think it's dangerous. I just don't like the look of that mole. And I was like, I checked it out, I think it's okay.
To it off, bitch.
She's like, I don't think it's dangerous.
I just don't like the look of it.
Yeah, yeah.
It was just a vanity thing.
Yeah.
So I went, but I went back and a different dermatologist
was like, that's a problem and cut it out.
And it had like, I got caught.
It was, it wasn't for her.
The girl was the problem.
Or I thought he said, cut the girl out of your life.
Well, I was naked on a slab and this guy's going around
to eyeglass, he's like 90 or something.
Yeah.
And he's going around and everything he sees
because I'm covered in suffocates, age related.
And a woman's writing it down, age related, age related.
Yeah, I'm just for the guy, for half hour.
Did you do anything? Nope, age related. Sick. That'm just for the guy, for a half hour. Should you do anything?
Nope, age related.
Sick.
That's like Billy Bob Thor, age related.
He goes, he goes, this doesn't look like much,
but you might have to remove it.
I go, my weiner.
And then he took that monocleofy,
because, oh, I'm sorry.
My weiner is the age related
rate of childlike reference to a dick.
Actually, Dana, tell him when you went to the masseuse
when she said,
Oh, I had this masseuse once and she really started digging
and she'd say give it, give it, give it, give it, give it.
I didn't she go by your wiener and go, you hungry?
No, that was me.
That was shit.
Yeah, no, I went.
Irish comedians for a hundred is done again.
Irish are British.
It's Irish.
Irish. Yeah, so what's the same? I was your British. I wish I wish yeah
So I went to it. This is like a long story, but a Tony Robbins wanted me to perform at his birthday party
I had oh go ahead and tell the strike is why not
Do you do Tony Robbins? No, I know but I tried to get one for the thing
I was excited because like I like Tony Robbins like read I read like three books in my life. To awaken the 20 robins.
Yeah, me too.
So I was excited.
I was nervous because you're paying me more money
than I've ever been paid for editing in my life.
$750.
No, I turned them down.
No, I know.
I got to say what it is, but it was more than a thousand dollars.
Tony does not.
Tony is 24,000 dollars.
Tony is more than a thousand dollars.
But what do you say?
It was $25,000.
That was great.
Yeah.
That's wonderful.
Well, yeah, so it's very exciting.
That's an adorable number.
I know to you guys that's so. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Who linked this house is 25,000? All right, Tony Robbins tried to beat you up. Got you ahead.
We'll let you get through this story, hopefully.
We probably won't.
I was nervous and I thought, hey, Tony would say take care of yourself, little buddy.
People don't know Tony.
He's like nine feet tall.
Yeah.
He has actually a two-month-old, but two-a-terry gland.
And it's pumping out growth hormones.
That's why he's so big.
Right, he's growing up foot and a half in the last 18 months.
Yeah, he's been...
I mean, when he was a kid, they asked if he wanted to take it out. And he was like,
no, I want to be enormous. Like he could have taken it out. He did. Oh, is that true?
That's a true story. Oh my God. He is a huge man. He worked. It did. Yeah. He really stands out.
Yeah. He'll like put out, obviously, the documentary, but he put his hand on someone's head.
It's like a giant catcher's mint just envelops
the whole guy's head.
All right, I'm getting to the,
because you bunch of fucking losers.
I don't share, I like the whole story.
You're a little piece of shit.
Yeah, he's a therapist that swears.
Yeah, he yells, he's scared.
Go ahead.
I'm getting cold.
So I was like, I'm gonna go take care of myself
and get a massage.
I never do that.
So I went to this place and I don't want a hand job. I know about one of those happy ending. Yeah. David's never heard those. No. Yeah.
But the whole point of going there is to feel better about myself. You know, I don't want
to walk. I want to go. I don't want to have like, have a hand job. So I'm like, what do I
look like? I don't want a hand job. So I take off my baseball hat, because guys in baseball hats look like they want a job.
Very suspicious.
So you take off the cap.
Yeah, okay.
Nothing to do with one's hand job.
No, check.
I like it.
So I take that off and I kind of go in jolly, you know?
Yeah, rather than kind of like silk.
Yeah, like serious looking around.
Slingking, yeah.
Yeah, in bare and soft.
In bare and soft.
Shame, yeah.
And she gives me a good back massage.
She flips me over.
She starts doing a little tickly
on the stomach, I'm like, oh, this is like going down
at hand job lane, you know.
And so, at a know where she taps my penis
and she goes, you hungry?
And I was like, oh no, I just did it.
The better question is, is she hungry?
She seemed hungry.
Okay, got it.
I didn't ask her, but you know what I'm saying?
This is important for our listeners.
She's like, like, famished.
Yeah, so I said no.
Someone's the meal and someone's the,
yes, consumer of the meal.
Yes, yes, she was drooling.
Then she tapped my penis again harder,
like four more times.
She was like, no, you hungry?
Am I breaking your mind?
And I go, oh, no, thank you, thank you.
And she goes, oh, girlfriend? And I go, oh, no, thank you, thank you. And she goes, oh, girlfriend.
And I go, now, she goes, wife?
And I go, no.
I know where this one's heading to.
And she goes, oh.
That's it.
She thinks she'll be on the team.
Yeah, so I thought they were feeling great.
I go to the Tony Robbins thing.
And they, beforehand, they did a Zoom call with me.
You know where they go? this is what Tony wants.
And he wants me to do Biden on a big screen.
No one sees me, they just keep Biden.
But he's gonna introduce me as the president
of the United States is here.
And I was a little worried because he,
that could happen, he could zoom in the president,
he's met all the presidents.
So I said to them, I'm a little worried,
they're gonna be disappointed when they see me. And they were just like, this is what 20 wants. This is a cult. You don't
tell what this is what we do. Yeah. I did the same kind of gig. I want to hear about
that. I want to hear yours. Because I'm sure yours is better than. No, everything is
ringing true to me. Oh, good. I love Tony. Tell when they play, they play like a videotape
before. Yes. So it was actually two things.
A montage, right?
Yeah.
I'm making a story way too long.
No, not on fly, right?
Right?
We go forever here.
I googled Tony Robbins birthday on YouTube.
I don't think I told you this.
Research.
And his last birthday was this big extravaganza
with all these stars.
Just like Tony or the best.
He's bawling, crying.
His wife's like,
I love you, honey.
It was like it's 60th and it's like that, you know?
So I felt even more pressure,
and this is the next hour.
Oh yeah.
So I get there and he's like,
thanks for doing this, you little hunk of crap,
and he waxed me on the back.
And everybody's super jazzed up,
but they've been up since like five in the morning, you
know, swimming with sharks.
He's going.
So this is a lot of corporate gigs where they beat him to death and they go, here's your
entertainment.
They're like, yeah, it's like raw, go where you can win.
They have dancers come out.
You probably saw this after every speaker like the one mark.
Mime was on zoom.
Mime was on zoom.
Oh, see, that was smart.
Well, I was there.
I flew down to West Palm Beach.
He wanted me to find a place.
On this close location.
So anyway, so what, how does that, what have,
so yeah, get in this story.
No, you know, I could do too many romances for the first hour.
Yeah.
And then we'll do McCartney for the second half hour.
He's at a trampoline and I jumped on that beforehand
trying to get pumped up.
And so the guy before me was
that the Secretary of Defense,
former Secretary of Defense, Larry Sumners,
and he just talked like this.
He went over an hour and a half.
Economist, yeah.
It's like midnight now.
And Tony goes,
are you ready for the surprise of your life?
And they're like, yeah, yeah.
And they're like, I've ever disappointed you.
They're like, no, you never guess about us.
And then he goes,
and then someone goes like blah, blah, there's a pause.
He forgot to play the package they made.
This minute package video of him with presidents.
Oh, okay.
So now that play is so like, okay, no, yeah.
The president of the United States
they go nuts, then they play the package.
Then he reintroduces me, because he introduced me
before, he did it wrong, but now it really feels like,
for sure, the president.
Because in the video they said,
he's shaking hands with a ball line.
Yeah, so they really think Biden's coming up.
Oh, they 100%.
Oh, and there's no way he would fuck us over
and have some asshole playing by it.
Exactly.
So I'm sitting backstage like, oh no.
It's the nightmare I imagine.
So then I pop up on the screen and you hear this audible,
ugh, I'm gonna be nice.
And I'm like, hey, it's Tony Blanche birthday.
I'm pretty good guy, come on, man.
It's like, I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
I'm just dead to money nothing.
Really?
I'm so unusual.
There's nothing from them.
Cause they're angry.
Yeah, and I think they don't even know if it's a joke
and they're just staring.
And in my head I'm going, this is the funniest thing.
And I've got another 25 minutes.
You know what you don't think with your funness bit?
Yeah, I feel like this is just gonna get worse.
And are you in a suit and tie just at a regular mile?
Like that's a whole other thing.
I went shopping and you're nervous you shop for it.
Before after them in a suit. That's a whole other thing. I went shopping. You're in your nervous you shop for it. Before after the masseuse.
That's it.
I had to go after it.
That's what I mean.
So I bought these new shoes.
They were both left feet.
So I couldn't even use it.
I had dirty shoes.
Who does that?
I'm making this story.
I'm telling you 10%.
This is going to be a bonus.
Yeah, if you want, yeah, go to Patreon. I think it's just a podcast.
And then I got a shirt.
So I looked, it was a black button and I looked like a magician.
Yeah, I think I made a joke about that.
You have clown shoes on and I'm misfit.
I, yeah, I didn't, I wore my dirty shoes.
And cause I couldn't fit into those two left feet.
They go, I like them in the magician, they go,
the laughter disappears.
Yeah.
It's weird because the screen goes up and now I have to introduce myself.
And yeah, here's a surprise for Tony.
I was not even.
This is very normal.
They're like, this guy's still going.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, I walk out and they jump up and they're like,
yay, cause they're all tough.
It's crazy to see all the energy.
And then back to like, we hate you.
Sit back down.
This is very normal for us.
That's what we hate you.
Yeah.
And I go, I said something about like,
I know, I look like I'm about to magic.
I promise I'm not.
And they're like, we don't have to see magic.
What's the inner timbary?
Yeah, I didn't know they don't get any sarcasm or iron.
No, it's almost like the opposite
because it's all about positivity
and then I, you know, stand up still, cutting.
And I'm halfway through joke going,
don't tell the rest of this joke.
I told a joke I go, I did as a girl,
she was two young from me,
she was 19 years younger, don't judge,
I was in college, that's when you experiment and they go,
oh wait, that means she was like,
that makes me, oh my god.
That's a tough one.
I didn't know I did that.
I didn't go.
That's it.
If that mom's going to do a mar or something,
what's your, what's your fail safe?
Like, Defcon fire, what bit is just,
never balled.
That situation when you jump to maybe this one now.
To your sure fires.
Yeah, but nothing's working.
In your head, you have nothing.
Yeah.
But you're skipping chunks and then you're like,
I know.
And then you're speeding through.
Yeah, I've done it.
Half this and then the clock's like going backwards
and then like on the piano at one point.
And then people, I have like pictures,
I don't know if you want to, I don't know if you have a website I could put
up. I, um, we have nothing. It doesn't matter. We don't
really. Good social media. We barely have audio. Yeah.
And then I just got Wi-Fi. I get off. And I was supposed to
sing Happy Birthday to Tony as as Caitlin Jenner. Right. So
there's a wig, a back on the,
where the laptop is where I'm projected like a facewob.
I see the wig there and go from the wig.
No, I can't, I need to walk out here with something.
I can't walk out here with a woman's wig on.
So I leave it there.
I'm not crushed.
Yeah.
And I just go since here I'm like,
Hey guys, it's Tony's birthday.
How about a happy birthday?
I supposed to be like happy happy birthday to Tony, baby, yeah.
And do some, but he's got a big old cock.
But I bailed on that.
I just did a sincere happy birthday.
And they just turned to their leader and they're like, happy birthday.
And I use that to sneak out and grab my stuff.
And so he thought I was off stage, but I was under the desk.
And he goes, did you guys have a day you'll never forget?
And they were like, yeah.
And then he goes,
this is a night I'd like to forget.
No.
He was talking about May.
I've never heard Tony Robbins say negative
to a life on anyone.
No.
He said about May.
That's, that's weird.
It was rough.
That's weird.
That is weird.
That's funny.
We're going right back.
This should have. We're from our sponsors point. Yeah, weird. I'm just going to show you. We'll be right back. This show.
We're from our sponsor point.
Yeah, I was just on a Zoom Bar at real quickly
and he was just super enthusiastic
and they were just all these flashing pictures
of people all over the world.
And he would go, I would do a bit.
Like he didn't like Fauci,
so I was like, you don't need a vaccine.
It'll solve everything.
All that stuff.
And he goes, give it up for Dana Carvey.
So I'm just in my little room,
my wife's cooking dinner downstairs. And he's going like this and it went on Dana Carvey. So I'm just in my little room, my wife's cooking dinner downstairs,
and he's going like this and it went on for two minutes.
So I started dancing in my room and just for one landed joke.
Yeah.
I was during the pandemic obviously.
How much time did you have to do?
I think it was supposed to be 45.
I think it ended up being 35 and they were fine with it.
David, do you have a Tony Robbins gig story?
I did get a call about a Tony Robbins gig.
Oh, you what?
I got a call about one recently.
Are you being serious?
I sure do.
Because I turned it down.
I think what happens is they do these gigs.
Yeah, I was too busy.
Go ahead, David.
Yeah, but throw that.
Well, well, Dana, you already did it though.
You were number two, Dan.
But then they wanted me back in person. They wanted me back in person.
Oh yeah, yeah.
And I was really, really busy with something and they only told me five days before.
So I said, you know, there was nothing that was going to stop me to get $25,000.
This really has been for a ton of money.
I would like that money now that my 401k is 70% down.
Because of, I think I know.
The way it goes, the way it goes, the best of us, the best of us.
I just, the caravan.
Duck.
Because of.
A few times.
Or no.
Duck you sign, yes.
Stock markets.
It went down over 100%.
I actually owe money.
It's negative 28%.
No, it'll be fine.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm fine.
David.
You guys are fine.
I like when you both do Biden.
It's funny talking to each other.
Well, I just end with Pirates of of Caribbean. I love yours. Your stuff.
We have like different Biden's.
Yeah. The ladies would you do the whisper yell because that's what happened after Afghanistan.
I look like yeah, I do like, come on man. He's got a guy just got a plane with Poon Tang.
Not Poon Tang. The guy. I'm bad dude.
And then it's like, yeah, it's like a lower, like a mumble.
He does, like, yeah.
My dad used to do this where he'd patronize Whisperer.
Like, I know better than you do.
Oh yeah.
Because I know a lot better, and I know how to do it.
You know, this is, you're Biden's amazing.
Yeah, that's come on.
Yeah, it does that.
And you do everything.
I mean, you just went at him early,
because now the New York Times is attacking Biden.
So you make some stories and bumming.
Back in those days, it was a hot oven
but your thing was always just edgy and funny.
Kyle on YouTube is all and the Instagram
is always something that's ahead of the game.
Anywhere you felt like going.
Even when you do Caitlin Jenner, you get,
you get, you always wonder,
these Kardashians even,
aren't even aware.
I had, I never know.
They found a video that they made
because I did a video where they were like,
we're mad at you.
The whole thing was just like, we're mad at you.
We're all mad at you.
And then Chloe did a video going, we're mad at you.
Oh really?
They did it.
They saw that one.
I don't know if they saw the other ones though.
I think, maybe just that one.
Should we talk about one that you thought might tweak them?
Because you're always going for the laugh.
You don't seem like you're waving any political party
or any point of view.
Other than what's funny.
Yeah, that's all I'm trying to do.
You do buy fresh Prince of DC, right?
I'm trying to finish one up now.
They take forever.
And I go dark.
So, you know, with making money on the internet,
you've got to keep cranking stuff out.
You know, sketch, you're really hard to crank out.
I mean, SNLs, they got 30 writers or something.
And then-
Oh, no, one man band.
What you're doing, I don't know.
And you're doing it in the house,
and you got green screens and face swap
and all these computer things and you have graphics.
And then I add it.
And then it's like, I'll be like, oh, I need tape to tape down this wig. So then I add it. And then it's like,
like I'll be like, oh, I need tape to tape down this wig. So then I go this,
I'm gonna get the tape for the wig, and that's a half hour.
And I'm like, oh, wait, I need a tie.
Then I go to like the goodwill and I get a tie.
And then I'll shoot for an hour and like,
oh, my ear was sticking out.
I gotta reshoot that, Kerna.
Some days it's like so much work.
I know some people get help you.
Well, I need to find,
I need to find a way to get money that I could pay people
because that's, that would be great.
Well, you're okay, so it's Kyle Dunnigan.
You got a better YouTube channel.
We're listening to, no.
We're listening to, no.
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We're listening to, no.
We're listening to, no. We're listening to, no. We're listening to, no. We're listening to, no. We to make money, no matter how good you are. It's hard to get on YouTube and that shit.
It's hard to crank out sketch.
Like they do, SNL's got,
it's probably two sketches a week that are.
Well, they ride about 50, 55, in 24 hours.
And two are good, and they take two weeks off every two weeks.
It's just like it's like, base play,
you know, you're supposed to use three.
Sometimes three, Kyle.
Oh, it's a three.
Not, Lauren visited the podcast.
We do two and then a week off and then three
and then we go off and then around Christmas two weeks off.
Yeah, huge staff churning stuff out and numbers game.
Yeah, so I'll do a few in a row and I'll watch it grow
and then I'll stop.
I'll need to take a break for like a month or a couple of weeks
and it'll just I'll drop 40% on my next video.
So it's like, I'm trying to figure out
how to do the business side.
So now this next fresh president is more like a short film.
I'm gonna release it like,
and maybe have people pay like two bucks for something.
So it's a pretty other way of the Will Smith show.
Yeah, it's done a bunch of those.
I know, I've seen them just for the audience.
It's kind of wrapping his bite and running around
and then insanity and so forth. Yeah, and there's like sitcoms. And the last president of all at the stairs. Yo sé que he visto por la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de la parte de de correos electrónicos para ofrecer recomendaciones personalizadas para mejorar el contenido de tus correos electrónicos, segmentar tu público, entre muchas cosas más, adivina menos y vende
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Been doing it forever.
He up for five Emmys wrote for the, was it inside Amy Schumer?
And one in Emmy for girl you don't need makeup.
Make up.
Listen to the thing.
What was that girl you don't need makeup?
Was it on a date when you wake up?
Yeah, it was on the Schimmer show.
My mom has that.
I brought her to the Emmys, she's very excited.
Okay, we'll come back to the Schimmer show.
Sarah, so many to write for that show?
I did.
Actually, that was the show.
I was writing and then I had,
I was like, I have to get out of here.
It was a great job, but I just felt like I was writing
too much for other people and I wanted to perform.
And I was like, I started making, I was writing too much for other people and I wanted to, you know, perform.
I started making, I actually during that writing thing, I figured out how to do the face
swaps so it was a FaceTime call so they could talk to each other.
And that was a big, just like, as we got mutations of the writers in the room and they liked
and then I started doing it online, that's kind of what.
What year was that?
How long have you been doing that?
2016 or 2016 or 2017.
And so, okay.
Well, early on, we'll tell us when you,
you probably were into SNL because we all were.
Yeah.
And, but you did, did you find a good audition?
Was it one or was it, you were trying to get an audition?
Like everyone?
Yeah, I didn't know what to do.
Yeah, big fan of us and all.
Dana's been huge influence.
We talked about that, but we're not trying to win.
Yeah, well, maybe we can talk a little bit.
We can talk a little bit.
Three thousand.
I'll comment David though,
because I was an extra on,
so now when I was at,
this is the worst thing.
No, you had left like the year before.
And being, let me just go back, but David,
oh, we're gonna dog you that one, yeah.
Yeah, David, you could see in the monitors
what was going on in rehearsal, you could hear it.
And I was like, oh, David's the funniest one.
Cause he was so, yeah, I don't remember
what you're doing here.
And then when an air show came, he would freeze up a little bit.
Who was funny?
Yeah.
David was always the funniest.
So funny.
But very, very little part.
But very, very little part.
I mean, rehearsal show you, yeah.
I mean, rehearsal, I didn't know back then.
They were probably taping him, but you're just bullshitting with your friends saying, by
anything, forgetting you're on camera. But when Kyle was there, we were doing happen to be
one of my favorite ones ever, which was the gap girls. Layoff, old star. Layoff, old star.
And Kyle not only was he there, he was a extra, and they put him in the gap girl sketch,
extra. And they put him in the gap girl sketch and they put him in a primo spot behind us. So you're just on camera with no lines throughout the stage.
Yeah, and I'm just right next to Chris Farley. I'm like, this is probably my big break.
I'm not sure. That's not sure. But we're about to go out and David comes
already. Like, yeah, this is my friend. Oh my god.
Whatever it was.
My buddy was visiting for his own.
And I'd never done this.
You guys flip far.
Ever.
And I fucking go, he flipped.
Can he be in this thing?
Yeah, and I go, Rick, why don't you sit here
and they pulled Kyle out?
Yeah, well, they flip me.
So like, oh, look at the back of your head, Kyle,
and my friend will get the,
and then he became famous off that.
He got a deal off that extra work.
Can I ask a question about this?
Like when, just for a second,
because I don't know that part of you,
like when did you start being a comedian?
Trying to be a professional.
When you go, it was your first standup at 18
or were you doing little shows for your parents
when you were 10 or were you,
we have all different things.
When I was younger, I didn't, I remember being laughed at,
but not like in your family, but like humiliating things.
Just in school.
Yeah, yeah.
And he had very first memory,
was my whole family laughing.
I mean, my grandmother was like,
I was like, what's this Nana?
And it was a placemat.
We got like a chuchu place.
And she goes, oh, you eat on that.
And my little brain was like, eat on it,
didn't make sense, but eat it made sense.
Like on was like, I can skip that little word.
So I started eating it and I came and I was trying
to eat that and this my first memory was everyone like,
ah, and then I got school.
What an idiot.
Yeah, and people would laugh at me,
but I wasn't trying to be funny.
I was little, I think we're like three little guys, right?
Yeah, we have us for like little guys. What was your height and weight when you entered high school?
I know all I know is the tiniest except my friend Michael was like a half inch and I love because when they'd line you up
It was like Michael year on the end. I was but I was always number two
But I remember they had superlates where they go, you know, best looking, most likely succeed, and the popular girls come up to me,
and they never talked me and they were like,
we decided you're the funniest.
Whoa.
That was like, great.
Okay.
And you know what I'm saying?
It was like eighth grade, it was like 12 years old.
So before school, you know what I say to that?
I go, you hungry and they go, what?
And I go, you go, it's early.
I'm gonna ask you again.
But I didn't really know, or think I was funny,
and then the lobby of the,
before you go to school, there's like a lobby
and everyone hangs out, that was big.
Oh, it's terrifying.
Yeah, junior high.
Right, right.
And this big, the big bully Scott Chapman comes up
and he pushes me and he goes, you're not funny.
Whoa.
Because we're got out that I was gonna be the funniest
and he wanted me the funny guy.
And I was like, yeah, okay, I don't,
I don't think you're right.
He's the funny outta there. Yeah, yeah.
And he goes, I'm funnier than you.
Now everyone starts gathering around us.
I'm just gonna be, I'm fun and funny,
I'm a funny, funny guy, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
State Miles.
So what does he say?
I backed it.
I was like, you are like, I'm totally over.
This is hilarious what you're doing.
So then I got voted class clown
and I got upset about it because clown, it kind of isn't the same. It's not good
Especially when you're 12 and you want to be liked by girls and it was like a popular guy
I was like, oh, they look at me like on this like clown
So I have a my friend was really sweet and he was intended to just be nice
But he went to the principal or whatever and was like Kyle's upset the clown called clown
So they changed the best purse they changed it to best personality.
Really?
Don't shrink down.
Don't he shrinking down in his chair.
He's changed it.
Did you out, did you or Giff from Mim and Cree emerge
at that time?
Could you do the PE coach or were you doing?
Yeah, that actually got me attention from girls.
I did Michael Jackson, this color of the light,
do Michael Jackson, so it just danced like a monkey.
And one time she'd cross it off her shoe, Michael Jackson.
I got hurt personally, like we broke up.
But did you do the voice or just do a whole dance?
I do the voice and the dance.
I remember, this is a hacking impression now,
but when my first impression,
I saw Christopher Walken at our local,
tiny grocery store, Western Connecticut,
tiny little thing.
I'd never seen a famous person before,
you know, so I was following him around like a creep.
You know the thing when you go to grocery store
and you're like, oh, I just wanna get like some batteries,
but then you start going, oh, I need that, I need that.
So he had this whole pile of stuff.
And right before he got to the front,
he just like jangled it all over the floor.
And he goes, oh no, my god, it's cheese.
And the lady was like, it's fine.
And he's like, no, no, you can get quiet.
And I'm like, I'm sorry, he got really loud.
And that bug got me.
And I was like, I think one of the first impressions I did.
But I did impressions, but then I started doing standup
when I got out to try to make money
cause there just was no money in sketch.
Out of the world of school,
at a college and stuff,
I don't know how to make a show.
Yeah, so early 20, she started doing standup.
Yeah, and my managers were like,
don't do impressions and guitar.
So, even though I do well,
I did do for 20 years until I found Facebook. They told me not to do that either. Yeah, don't do impressions and guitar. So, even though I do well, I didn't do for 20 years
until I found faithful.
They told me not to do that either.
Yeah, don't do impressions.
Don't do the church lay.
Look bad advice though, that we got.
Yeah.
Later you go, what the fuck do you know?
Yeah, I was really.
So then what was your, like those years you got on,
shows pretty quickly, like Cedric, the entertainer,
you were a sketch player, that was awesome.
Yeah, that was, I thought that was like a big break
because I was kind of a hit sketch show
and I joined Mint Season because we need a white guy
to pick on.
And-
Pick on.
Before we would do the show,
I was like, I was finding a little thing,
they would do a prayer circle.
And Cedric, you know, is very related.
And he's holding hands with two Jewish producers and we're just sitting around
I would just stare at the Jewish producers because they'd have to be there like
Please Jesus help these set-ups land our punchlines and
We all praying for Jesus and there was really like a couple of people who
Believed in Jesus, but those are all
I'm not religious. No. Yeah. No. Do you have any
Affiliation with a political party?
Wait, I want to get to some impressions too, but also oh wait, when did you do cruise ships?
Because my buddy does cruise ships and he said they're tough my friend was like don't do it
It'll be really bad. I was like how's it like that? I'm happy about you know how could I be bad?
So I go there and cruise ships three shows a night and it's a free show so everyone goes to the show because it's free
They're paid for it and I'm bombing so hard mostly wheelchairs. It was a very old crew here people leaving these
And then the walkers after that
Yeah, he'd buy W WD 40 and I got.
We love when David does.
I know he does great.
He does great sound effects.
WD 40 gets underplayed in the world.
It's out there though.
Yeah, I bet I was famous for being terrible on the ship.
So I just hid in my room.
And then you go and you're looking over the Lito deck
and it was like, that guy's sucked.
Are you doing that? It's horrible. So? Yeah, so you bomb the first night?
No, I bombed every night. Oh nothing three times and three times a night where it was just this awful and then one time
They make you after the show say goodbye to everybody so you bomb and you got a big thank you for coming
Yeah, so I see this woman good game good covering
You know around me and I'm like oh here's a fan. That's what the deal with us. It's nice and she goes
I have to tell you
You look exactly like my dad son
My son just died a month ago. They were gonna cancel this trip and
They really are already about the tickets and the dad won't look at me apparently
I look amazingly and sound like her son who just died so I'm like, oh my god, I'm so sorry and
Then I keep running into her because the ship's not that big at the buffet by the pool and then I went to one bar
I'm like, oh god there she is again, and she's got the rest of her family and it was like there he is and
She confused you dying on stage.
You both died.
Once you died on stage I was like no that's him.
And then she asked me to go rock climbing and trying to be the sun again.
Yeah.
Wow.
I can't say no to her.
Now rock climbing and she's staring at me.
She starts calling you Dave, my mom.
My goal or something.
She was sort of having this thing with me and I had to do it.
And I could tell I wasn't a good sitcom.
As good as her son.
She was like, just climb up.
You're not at your good at this.
Yeah.
She's ordering you around like a mom to a son.
Yeah.
Just climb up.
Yeah.
And so you do what she's saying. I'm terrified. And her son was like, Bing Bing. You're the to a son. Yeah, just climb up. Yeah. And just, so you do what she said.
We're just terrified.
And her son was like, being mean.
You're the worst fake son.
Yeah, that was my, that was the week that Obama was,
or not Obama, the, that Ben Laden was killed.
Well, that was my, that was my Ben Laden.
My mom was, no, like this.
That's the one you do. My mom is not like this. That's what you do.
My mom points like Obama.
You know, not Obama.
So then when did you become a genius?
Are they two different people?
I don't know.
Points like Obama?
I meant to say bin Laden.
There might be something racist in there, but like I kept saying Obama and bin Laden.
But yeah, she just points like a terrorist is saying the blood will run in the streets Oh, there might be something racist in there, but like I kept saying Obama and been on but um, yeah
She just points like on a lot of terrorists is saying their blood will run in the streets
But my mother's finger gets right and you know their face like that your mom's in your bit sometimes. Yeah, she's really good
Actually, do you tell her what to do or no? Yeah, I actually surprised her because once she knows she's acting it's over
We have to so come on stage no
We film videos videos and I'll just do a video.
And I'll just do a diaget.
Hey, man, I'll just start doing something.
That is just a improv.
That's correct.
Yeah, I do craig.
Which is a little hysterical.
Craig is a terrible thing.
Yeah.
All right, we'll talk about it.
Go ahead.
Oh, you think it's your SNL audition?
Oh, yes.
Well, we want to get to that.
We're just creeping up to, like, how many years of stand-up
and then one need to travel for us now? Oh, yes, and the first time I did stand up actually wasn't the highest
goals 20 minutes before my friends like you should you stand up and I was like okay,
because I just did what people told me and I wrote a set in 20 minutes and the set was 20 minutes
so I don't know what that must have been very bad. First time music crushes. What's that? First time
usually crushes. It did pretty good because I was doing teachers
and stuff like that, but I got suspended halfway through it.
The go wrong.
Well, it's so funny. Yeah, I put the halfway through the host
this girl was like, I mean, you have to, you have to stop saying
something about,
oh, you can't say penis or Miss Ola's gonna suspend you. What was the thing?
And then they were all quiet like what happened?
And I was like, I'm not allowed to say penis anymore.
And then I started going like, my kill boss
and I started doing other things.
Then they took me off stage.
Anyway, they took you away.
Yeah, they took me away in a jacket.
But I started, yeah.
But I like when you bump with the microphone
with your chin while you're talking
and you hug it like this.
He's hugging it, he's bumping it.
So when you start crushing and get the notion
I want to and I'm highly qualified to be on Saturday life.
I always wanted like watching you
and stuff like I, not that I felt like I'd be as good as you.
I thought like I can do that kind of thing.
That's like in my wheelhouse.
Yeah.
So I really want to do it and I love the show.
You actually almost stopped me from getting,
from losing my virginity.
You didn't happen, but you almost,
I was coming home from a party
and this woman who was this girl, she's like 21, was in my Spanish
class, she's on a balcony, she goes, Kyle done again, get up here, she's hammered.
And like we immediately had, she decided we're having sex.
I don't remember what happened in between, but then I was like, but I almost didn't go
up because I was like, I want to go back and see Dana Carvey because SNL was starting.
I almost, but I, I wish I had because I didn't think I got AIDS from this woman.
I knew I got AIDS from this woman.
I was back when, if you just had Umbertec and sex, you got AIDS.
Right.
I wanted to start it to everyone's head.
Yeah.
It's everyone's going to get it.
So I wish I had just, I did and I wish I had.
I got a
AIDS from watching Dana once. Yeah, you either way
Yeah, I can't win. Fouching got me took care of me. We give you the shot
Yeah, the boost this
You do it accurately. I just punt some time. He doesn't mind. I just decide how I want him to sound and hope people
He does quieter Fauci. I'm a Dana Curry, derivative.
You're not just crying laughing, talking about Mickey Rooney.
Yeah.
Mickey Rooney.
I heard you do it before, but I know it's true story.
It's hard to say.
It works.
Yeah.
What you worked with him on a play.
Noah, a TV show, one of the boys in 1981.
I was cast out of nowhere.
I was just a young stand-up, Fred Silverman, the head NBC.
That's Mickey Rudy's grandson.
Then I'm on a 747 with Nathan Lane.
He was going...
That's right. He was your brother.
So we became friends and then we met Mickey,
who had a 38 revolver and literally at least once an hour.
I was the number one star in the world.
Hear me bang the world.
Anyway.
Yeah, he would say he was pulling something.
He would say things like he needed money and he would,
I heard it was dying laughing.
Judy Garland never owned a car.
It was non-sector.
That's why Mickey.
Because they pumped her so full of drugs that killed her.
And then he would just look off into space.
Yeah.
He lay asking for money and Joe Lewis, Joe Lewis.
He'd be there studying, yes, studying, yeah.
He's getting right up on my face.
He's about four foot 10.
He's going like this right to my face.
Joe Lewis, his slam, man, Joe Lewis.
This fire plug will take you out.
You referred to himself as a fire plug.
You know, that's another podcast entirely.
But when I first met you at Tenantzini,
I'd dinner with you,
because David's very social and I'm homebiting.
And I didn't really know what you did.
I just thought you were funny and a really nice guy.
And then I went home and looked you up and went,
my God, this is my brother
from another mother. I mean, I'm honored that you think that. Well, the evidence is on YouTube
watching. It's like extraordinary acidity stuff that's still on, doing the way you do
still on now. It's like a character as well. There's a sweetness to him kind of.
Yeah, it's different than he is. he is actually seen it, which is funny.
We had Frank Stallone on the show.
Oh, really?
And it's really cool to because some people like impression,
some people don't like.
What did you find that Stallone, that particular Stallone?
You just started doing it.
Yeah, just you know, it's a really that the punch is stood on.
You know,
it's really stupid.
He's like coffee, you know?
Yeah, but super sincere.
Conference to fitting.
I just did like, he makes a lot of movies and the last one, which got demonetized, everything
gets demonetized that I put out.
He's doing a documentary on 9-11, but he was like, the day we got 9-11. Yeah, that's it. The first building got 9-11, but it was like the day we got 9-11.
Yeah, that's it.
The first building got 9-11.
What about this, Kyle and I joke about like,
if he goes on dates or, you know,
we're obviously both older than our twilight unit.
But sure.
Back in the mid-9.
And when we're out, I remember I was with
said Rick, our friend, all my friends of mine.
So we were in Las Vegas and we sat at this booth
and this girl came, she was our hostess.
So they liked to blab and then they like,
manager sends her, go talk to those guys.
So she just sits with us, but we're no one invites her.
She just sits there, she's 21.
She's like, hey guys, so, beer and Vegas.
Like, yeah, that's a safe bet.
And then she doesn't have much to say.
And so, she goes, where are you staying?
We're like, oh, the Mirage.
And she goes, oh, fun, that's the one.
It's got a big fountain.
She's not anything.
And then my buddy goes, you know, I was there when they built the Mirage.
I was there opening night.
She's like, huh?
I go, Rick, quit advertising how fucking old we are. Like, built or she's even know it was ever built she was what and he goes yeah and
I go oh yeah and we were at we were she he goes remember the dunes before they blew it up
I go Rick you're it's getting worse I go the monkey's better than the video he goes I go
we were at Joey bishops 40th at the dunes were you there no I'm 21 years old and that was
200 years ago and and and we just got to be careful
Because you said it before you slip and say something like I've got buddies are like
You know do you use compression socks and she's like huh? Yeah, why are you talking about the old the things in the world?
I even feel like you don't wear that and he goes yeah, and my other friends like
I even feel like you don't wear that and he goes in my other friends like
When I if I have like soreness and she goes I know my arm hurts And he's like, oh do you think it's our threat? I go what?
It's not our thritis. She's 21 and quit saying the oldest sickening is words that even I'm at your table going beat it old man
Yeah, he's not good for you
What's young?
Stick though. What would you say?
No, it's just, I want you not to. Oh my gosh. What's young stick though? What would you say to a kid? No, you're younger. No, I got it.
I love, I love you.
No, there's no conversation.
It's just, she was doing her job to say,
I, but this happens a lot when fans or some,
or just anyone comes up and says, hi.
And then we just catch ourselves having,
it's just too old.
Right, just references.
The old part.
I, the, my last day that that I had I don't go on many
dates because of what happens in on them. And she says to me, well, you're a little long
in the tooth. And I don't think we were talking about age or anything. And I thought we had
a yeah, and never heard from yes, that's how we were talking about that. We were talking about that. That's what we made. We were talking about that.
That's what we made.
That's what we made.
That's what we made.
That makes her seem old.
That's an old fashion.
That is old.
Maybe she was 62 with a nice lift.
Yeah.
Yeah.
My dating's not bad.
I went on a date where the girl was, she showed up different than what her picture was.
Just said that.
Very different.
Just say different.
And she gets in the car and she gets nauseous
and every five minutes we're pulling over
for her to drool out of the car
and then she takes off her shoe
and starts rubbing her barefoot like crossed over.
Anyway, I think going well.
So anyway, about SNL.
You know, I know a guy went on a Tinder date
with this woman and she'd never, I guess she's, didn't
have a lot of money, but it took her to her sushi restaurant and she would just keep saying,
I want to stab it.
I want to stab it.
So she had a fork, she was just stabbing the sushi.
I mean, just a little piece of sushi.
Yeah.
I want to stab it.
I'll tell you one last story of when my waiter, who's German, I got, I was, there was a picture
of me kissing a girl on a pool that was secretly taken or whatever, but it was kind of all over
the place because it was just a weird match of people. Me and her actually it was just weird
because she was cute and I'm gross. That's really the headline. And so my way is not going to be the daily mail.
It's definitely very weird.
Like obviously I'm aware of it and it's weird and then about a week later the guy goes,
hey, he knows me.
Yeah.
How is your vacation?
I go, okay, he goes, hey, a little poop party, huh?
I go, yeah, he goes, hey, a little fun in the sun.
I go, yeah, he goes, yeah.
I saw pictures of you kissing a girl.
I know, I know what you're talking about.
He goes, why do they make you so fat in that?
I go, what do you mean?
He goes, you get out of the pool.
It's like, I didn't know you were kind of fat,
but why do you want that picture?
I go, I don't want that.
What are you talking about?
I go, that's what a pop rod says.
They take a hundred pictures of you and find the grossest one.
And then they go, they got a jeweler's loop and they go, he looks fat and gross here.
We got a winner run with it.
And then someone runs it to the press room, but he goes, no, I wouldn't pick, he doesn't
get it.
Yeah.
Now I wouldn't pick that one because, you know, you look kind of fat.
You want to look good, I go,
why aren't you, you don't understand what I'm saying?
He goes, no, we need to get these,
we need to get a lot of people out of your life.
No, that guy, he's our, let's put on speedos.
Everyone makes, go to the beach.
I'm an easy turner.
Prominate around and then run to the,
run to the web and see of Daily Mail.
All right, SNL audition, that's all.
SNL audition of the guy.
At this point, let's just say you're a season stand up and you probably do pretty much
any accent and at least 50.
Have you done any show yet at this point?
You've done any of that stuff writing?
No, I had done said Drake, which was a sketch show, but I never worked on any, there was
no reason to really work on any impressions
or characters because I wasn't doing it on YouTube and there was no money in doing it.
Right.
I was doing stand-up and doing, yeah, you do just straight stand-up.
Yeah, straight stand-up.
Streamly funny as well.
Yeah, thank you.
I always feel like, wear a peg into doing stand-up, like I'm trying to do scenes and stand-up.
That was the same with me.
Yeah.
I was always, I didn't realize that till later.
The one where it was difficult in a honky-tongued bar.
So it was your neck, you know.
I am a French pizza.
Now I'm trying to.
Yeah, so.
Yeah.
So what I did was I just made a random tape
of impressions and sent it in not even thinking.
Because I didn't know.
And nothing was going on, I was broke.
And somehow they were like, flew me out
and decided that I would audition.
And it felt like way too big suddenly.
It was like the next day I was flying out
and I'm trying to write the thing
and I'm really, really nervous.
And I'm in a hotel for two days, just running it.
And you gotta, like, here's my six minutes or whatever.
Trying to get it correctly on time, which is the wrong, you know,
I know I'm in the wrong mind frame.
And I get there and it's, it's 30 of us.
It was Nick 30.
Yes, 30 people.
Nick Rol was there.
And he was talking about that.
Yeah.
And he was with John Mulaney, who looked really young.
I was like, hey, how old?
How do I know you? He's like, no, I'm five. I'm this many.
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So he's auditioning so you got he's auditioning
It's the same night as our day is in a crawl. Okay, 30 people 30 people
That's a death march and I'm just like white knuckling and I'm just like please not first
I just want to go first. Yeah, you know, let someone else figure this out. She can hear this out.
She can hear this out.
No.
Was this an eight age?
I think people could actually, I,
no, we were in the Conan's Jigs there
we're doing the Olympics.
Yeah, six floor rock foes in.
Mm-hmm.
But they're like, first up is Kyle Dunn again.
Ah.
And I was like, out of 30?
Yeah, I know.
That's what are the odds of that?
3% odds? 3.3% odds.
So I went into the, you can do this.
Hey, you got this.
You got this, buddy.
Right.
But I'm having trouble.
He didn't have this.
Good.
Spoiler.
So they're miking me up, which is nerve-wracking
and I'm solving something's miking you.
And the camera guy is like,
I'm gonna count you in 3, 2, 1, you'll write stuff.
I'm getting nervous, this is so well told.
Who guys have too much power to ruin that?
The mic thing and all the, okay kid,
is that good for you?
You like it right?
And they're not nervous at all.
And they want you radio pack,
you want to write in your pocket,
it's all these questions you want to talk about.
Yeah.
So you go, I'm gonna count you right in your stuff.
3, 2, 1, you'll right in your stuff.
So you said to me my stuff.
So I had that locked in my head.
So I walk out, the camera's in front of me
and Lauren everybody are to the left.
And I'm just staring at the camera.
Oh no.
Any applause at all?
No, just silence.
Nothing's happening.
You just walk out.
No, nothing's happening.
And then Lauren goes, hello, like hello,
say hello to us over here.
And I go, oh, hello, hi, hi.
I turn back the camera and more dead silence
and the guy's not counting me in, you know?
And then Lauren says something,
I'm already on thin ice and that's just crushed me
through the ice into the door.
He goes, are you okay?
Whoa.
And then I start trying to tell him a guy.
I go, well, he said three, two.
He knows he's about to get tattled on,
so he counts me in and the red light goes on.
And I'm just destroyed.
I can't get to any facility or impression.
My brain's like, look, all hands on deck
to make this guy pass out, drop the bill on her.
We're not doing any of that.
We're just gonna breathe, you know,
Kaelin, you know, whatever she was in life.
It was a life, it wasn't, anyway.
That made no sense.
So I came and they brought a piano out for me.
I can't play the piano.
I can just plunk it on it.
It's warm with you.
And every impression sounds the same.
I'm like, this is Chris Hansen, I'm Chris Hansen,
this is Pop-O, sort of outside myself.
And then I walk out, like I just got beat up.
And then the producers go to everybody else.
Guys, when you go out there, say hi to Lauren, okay?
Oh, I'm so happy to be able to play.
Oh, not to do it.
Yeah.
Anyway, and before.
It's fine.
How many were out there?
There's Lauren, where's like 10 people?
There's probably 10 people.
And they were sort of to your left in the camera center.
Yeah, I didn't know where to put it.
I didn't know where to put it.
I don't know if I skipped it to them or the camera,
but the camera guy, it seemed like that was the thing to do.
Yeah.
But what was your bill, Martha?
Okay, people.
Do you think you're one of those people?
No one does anyone else do him. I don't think you're to me your hook was the okay
Okay, people. Yeah, why do you think you don't you're wrong?
Charged lady do you think there's a magic man in the sky?
There's not, okay.
No, okay.
It's sustaining the okay.
Eve was a pig.
She was made out of ribs, okay.
Yeah, cause he admonishes his audience so directly.
You think this and you think that.
Everything sounds sarcastic.
You think you're good
I bet even if he was trying to be sincere. I'm there. Yeah, I'm sort of like that where people think I'm
ordering frozen yogurt. I'll have the rum raisin because it's delicious. Okay
The go get
What impression did you do on SNL edition? Yeah, I did.
Chris Hansen was big at the time.
How does he go?
He knew him now, you're not in this business.
Yeah, he was there from to catch a predator.
Oh yeah, he's trying to have sacks with whole girls.
His screen name was, yep, you guessed it,
Boener Niniefon.
He was trying to have sacks.
He does like nine notes in the one word sacks.
He goes sacks. He, he's so lascivious.
He's got a new show on.
I was watching.
It's just, everything is so cryptic.
And it's come out, he's kind of a criminal, sort of,
which is interesting.
Yes, they just quietly.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Yeah.
And what was your one that never failed
that you couldn't get to that day with Lauren watching?
Oh, like, none of them sounded like any of them.
Oh, you really couldn't get in the voice from nerves.
Yeah, I was so shell shocked.
It's almost like if you're afraid of bees,
there's bees around you.
I couldn't even begin to get to what I, my voice.
It's really so inefficient of this thing
because Steve Korowani auditioned for the show I did in 96.
Yeah, that was great. He came in and he was really nervous.
And he wasn't really doing well, but I was such a horrible auditioner that later I looked at his tape.
And of course, Louis and Smogel loved him too, but it was like, oh no, he was just nervous.
Didn't mean a thing to me. It would be always better if you put it on tape and send it in because
then you just do it in your own time, your own speed, you get it the best it is.
I know, I think so.
And I hear that they do try to rattle you.
I know Nick was saying that.
So maybe they do, but they learn if you're listening,
you don't have to, everyone's really nervous.
You're already really nervous.
And I get, it's a live show,
you better be able to handle it.
And there's an argument for that.
Like I wasn't ready to do that show.
You know, it's funny when I don't remember this,
but Louis CK, when he auditioned,
I think he auditioned where we did
a maybe catch rising star in one of those places.
Stand up comedy club.
We're me and Robbie Yashnitered it.
And when I was on the other side of it, it was like,
oh, there's auditions tonight.
If anybody wants to go like Marcy would say, you guys.
And so down.
So a bunch of us went down because I was still a writer also and performer.
I had no pull, but I don't know if it was Lauren, but it was maybe that first one is everybody else.
Maybe it's Lauren, but you know, it's still scary.
It's my go down.
And Frank, you know, all of us.
And then a bunch of scattered writers and producers.
And then Louis said he was going on and we were walking in when they introduced him.
And he said, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I,
I don't remember that.
But it sounds about right that you would go, I just did this two years ago.
And I know how sick he is backstage going, I don't know.
I got to go on.
And then, and then they're like, you're up there like, well, they're not here yet.
And then they go, ladies and gentlemen,
they go, oh, they're coming in.
They're coming in.
Wait, that's exactly like a horrible situation.
What do you do to not start your best jokes
at the top, no one's listening.
Yeah.
No one's like, I'll get a fine cassota.
Do you guys have a potato skin?
You know, you're like, yeah.
No, just listen right now.
It's the only part you need to hear.
Mm-hmm.
And then we can do whatever.
At one point Lauren did stop me.
I got to be seen in a comedy club, but I also did the
thing you did with like eight people there. Is that all you've gone or is this, or are
you going to, is that pretty much what he said? Yeah. But I thought later it was to see
if I would blink, you know, but I had a rough childhood. I know yours was a peaches and
creaks. It really was. So I had a lot of anger in me that I would translate into competitiveness like sometimes
like I had a little bit of like okay.
I saw that audition that you're talking about.
It's online somewhere and you were really fun.
I remember that and I remember thinking wow he's really tough.
You were like I remember there was like a microphone like oh penis.
You started doing Robyn Williams. like, oh, penis, oh, you started doing rubber lambs.
Oh, penis.
Oh, penis.
Yeah, that was an easy one to do.
I felt like I kind of bombed, I felt very nervous,
but you know, part of stand-up and show business
is hiding nerves, right?
Yeah.
That's it.
Well, I think his argument is, well,
when it's live to the world, we don't need you freezing up.
I think that's a legit thing from to do.
It's the joke.
It's the joke.
I just think that if the government mandated
that you would do Saturday night live,
you would have flourished because you get desensitized.
It just takes time.
Yeah, there's also once you have a job, some people,
and I think I'm like, the ones have a job I relax.
It's more like they're trying to get the job or it's like, there's Lauren, once you have a job, some people, and I think I'm like, the ones have a job I relax. It's more like trying to get the job,
or it's like, there's Lauren.
This is the thing, and I came on,
there was just the original cast,
and then there's the Billy Crystal, Eddie Murphy years.
So the legacy was only 10 years old.
So the people coming in now, it's like 45 years
of comedians and pictures.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's what you gotta compete with.
Yeah.
I think you saved the show because all of that. I love you, thank you. No, I mean, really, you got to compete with yeah, you know, I think you saved the show because
Really if you think about that show was dead. I mean no you
Elevated you saved it again. You're the funny sky. I you cover on the air
I was like
I can't even argue that it was so good on there. I want to.
So that time, I don't remember anyone talking about it.
I mean, Robert Downey Jr. was in the cast.
New and five.
Yeah.
I would try to laugh with him.
No, I was right after that purge year.
Weird.
Where Madonna did the cold opening,
what my first show is saying that last year
was just a dream it never happened.
Oh, is that what you did?
Yeah, because it was like going to Iron Man for your laughs.
He's great, but like, I was nervous.
But I was nervous as hell.
And I had shitty shows and you know, you do get used to it, but there is an aggression
to it.
It's a rock and roll show.
It's like aggressive.
It was scary being in an extra and they're like counting down and all the extras get nervous.
I thought I'd really made it or something and they sent all the extras into the Donahue
room and they're like, you stay in here.
You don't look at the cast in the eye.
We're going to come in here and be twins and beat you with a stick and you could feel
like, oh, we're.
I'm Ron Kyle came right up to me and he said, hey, you accidentally switched me in the
booth during gap girls
And can you just go ahead and fix that because it's harder for me to be on camera actually you're in the one of my favorite gap girls ever
Sketch's ever did. I know it's funny. I have a memory of being there
I'm real and that was you were there as David's friend. I was at that. No. I didn't know I was in the booth with him
Yeah, no you were in the booth not with us, but you were in the booth right on camera with
your friend.
Oh, with my buddy.
And that's what you said.
Yeah, we just flip flop sides to the back of my head.
I'm sure you iceed you once in your design camera.
You said once Farley sat down, I was acting through it was 100% over because it was funny,
funny, then Farley shifted or something and he just, it was like in a cliff.
Yeah.
So, he Arnold said that about Danny David.
You never get Danny, never have him sit down
because he loses the energy.
You go to keep Danny on his feet.
You know, you get to pump him up, yeah.
Oh, you do my stew.
Arnold, of course, who do you want to do?
Who are your favorites?
I can't do you guys.
Did you do anything on Amy Schumer?
I know you do my voice.
I have a blank voice.
Hi, I'm Danny.
I heard where he has a voice. He have a blank voice. Hi, I'm Dana Garvey.
He has a voice.
He has like, he has kind of a cool throwaway thing that I start to do and I don't think about
it.
Doing him.
Can you get to his timber though?
Because he has kind of a, this is David Spade everybody.
He has kind of a timber that's a lower register.
It's more of a laziness, because my jaw is hurts. My neck's, I don't move my mouth.
That hurts my jaw.
It's ladies, what's up, girls?
Just sexy, there's only one word to describe it.
It's a sexy.
When you were on Amy Schumer, you were a writer,
and did you, well, we'll get you out of here soon.
Yeah, what's Amy Schumer like?
Was it fun to be a writer on that?
Was it, you wrote some good sketches?
It was pretty much a heyday for her show, right?
It was a big, big show.
Big show.
Yeah, it was a really good schedule too,
because we'd come in and have like really basic pitches.
Like this is a guy owns a hamburger shop,
but he's afraid of hamburgers or whatever.
That'll be your whole pitch, you're bringing him five.
And then they go, okay, right?
Hampt-scared hamburger guy and this other sketch.
And we'd go home for three days and we'd send it on Thursday. Oh really?
And then on Friday we get notes and then we fixed it. So it's like we lived lives. Oh
You did just smart there and then we had so good sweat and fear like we did. So you got trained to be a sketch writer on that show
But they hired you from your stand-up or
Yeah, she just hired me from stand-up. So there was no crazy audition with any of their going. Did you from your standup or yeah she just hired me from standup. So there was no crazy audition with any of you there going.
Did you warm your own audition me?
I don't even heard of what happens.
Yes.
What?
What are you talking about?
We want a trend.
We want a, we never trend.
Yeah.
No, but, um,
she's funny man.
We would love you to be on the show, Amy.
Yeah, did you get on the show?
Did you do anything on the show?
Yeah, originally it was,
it was, uh, yeah, I was, uh, yeah, I was on a few, um, things. Okay. Could you have a softer answer?
And then, um, what was, uh, he says, I was, uh, we're, I was on the show.
The right time. What was the highlight so far then? Because you, I, when did you just
fucking destroy at a club or a gig that you went okay because I've
seen some I think you're Toronto comedy festival or Montreal and you're destroying just stand up
you saw me there no I saw it on oh oh I mean it was kind of destruction I remember of things
yeah stand up I you ever destroyed are you're not remembering the day that I just destroyed?
I think you must have destroyed because I look at the talent and then I think of the number of times on stage
I mean what
He's got you killed a couple years ago somewhere. Yeah, I'm not gonna follow you if we go on a little fun night
David likes to hit the clubs
That was Kyle Dunn again.
Knaud, Daniel Flarfeau, the living museum piece.
That's what I'm here.
He's still alive.
Let's bring him out.
No, you do.
The longer you stay around, you become a museum piece.
I followed Seinfeld.
Can I get a picture?
Seinfeld doesn't want to go do some new stuff.
I go, all right.
I'm like, oh, this is great.
And he's maybe a bomb, you know.
You're gonna follow Jerry Syphos.
It was just at the improv.
He just came up and he goes, I'm gonna just set.
You wanna go on and you want me to go on.
I go, I want you to go.
And then you can get out of here.
We shot the shit for a little bit.
He was gonna, I'm gonna try some stuff.
And then when I follow him, I go, I think that stuff's working.
I don't know, I think it's done.
You fixed it.
Yeah.
It's not really amateur hour.
No one works hard.
Yeah, he's too good.
Oh, he's as well, but just as far as just writing,
just playing in writing.
Oh, I know, and writing.
Yeah.
I did the comedy seller, it was Jerry Snipe,
I went up then Robin Williams, and and then Chris Rock and then I was next
Mrs
Well, that would be a tough to Robin guy before when was it? It was just every day. That's a tough spot
It was a tough spot
Done again
I'm like, oh, baby, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna the halls. And he goes, do you want to host one night? It's not about the money, it's the honor.
And I was like, man, do I get a pineapple chicken dinner
at least?
Because I'd have to eat there, I don't have money.
So I was, now and then they never showcase night.
So they had me do seven minutes for star searcher,
whoever.
And I'm standing there waiting.
And it's a good crowd, it's packed, and I'm next. And the guys finishing up. He got the light.
And then behind me, I hear her touch shoulder. David's face. And I go, oh, hey, Robin, I don't know.
I'm really well at all. I met him through Bobcat. And I, oh, hey, and then it hit me.
You're not fucking gonna go on. You know, I guess I'm just gonna jump on real quick. I go, of course.
And then he went on to 45.
And he annihilated, raped, and pillaged.
And then, and while I was like a salmon,
because he walked off the whole crowd left with him,
and I was trying to get to the stage.
To the street.
Yeah.
Like to pipe, pipe, or something.
Yeah, it was like, excuse me, pardon me,
like bug is funny.
And I finally get to the stage.
It was about 18 people out of the whole club.
And all the people I went to see me left, they're like, oh,. And I funny get the stage was about 18 people out of the whole club.
And all the people I went to see me laugh.
They're like, ah, it's not gonna get any better than that.
I had one run in with Bud where I was the comic strip in New York
and I was eating Chinese food and he goes,
hey, can I have a little bit of that?
And I got, now.
And he goes, I don't know who you are,
but you'll never work in LA.
And who you are?
I thought he was joking.
I was joking back. And he may have been joking. I still don't know this day. Who was talking about food free? Bud Fried I thought he was joking. I was joking back and he may have been joking.
I still don't know this day, but.
Who was talking to you?
Bud Friedman, he was in New York.
He was in New York.
Yeah, he's the comic strip.
Yeah, I thought we were kind of joking.
Take it outside.
I think he won.
I didn't want to know.
I didn't do very well.
Take it outside.
Take it outside.
I know the molecule.
I've got a bomb.
Just for the fans listening, Robin Williams, I got to know him really well the last five,
10 years of his life,
because he moved out to Marin
where I was raising my kids.
Played a little local theater.
Yeah, this shyest, sweetest dichotomy
between the powerhouse on stage.
And to me, it's like Elvis charisma,
because he was so introvert, so shy,
and so deferential called everyone boss.
Okay, boss.
All right, boss.
And then he would go on stage,
and he had such like ability and to
me, he was like a Shakespearean actor coming on stage as if he had nothing. So he created
this whole right. Because he was always saying, Oh, did I take anything from you? He was
always making her men's. I said, No, I, I tried to be you. I stole your whole act. Yeah.
And he walks on like he's got nothing and then he's
Even the improv it's a roll of exit like if I think of this I do have a joke about that Yeah, yeah, if you say this and it's good it meant, you know, I pick up a little class thing
Oh, I'm so sorry. Yeah, there was just one time. I think was Albert Brooks. It says said Robin. It's okay
Because when Robin would get on he couldn couldn't stop himself with it. Anyway.
All right, well enough about Kyle.
Let's start the podcast.
I'm warmed up.
Kyle did a great job and Kyle's a guy
you gotta check out on YouTube.
Kyle's done again, okay, compliment alert.
Good, yeah.
If you like comedy, you've gotta go on Kyle's done again.
YouTube channel.
Kyle's done again.com or?
Dotcom.
Or yeah, that's Kyle. KyleZenget.com or our follower. Yeah, that's KyleZenget.com.
KyleZenget.com.
I wear your merch hoodie and I've sold a couple.
And I really, there's a plug for a, I love it.
And what is your latest favorite voice?
Is it Biden?
Because he's so current or?
Yeah, like, but also Alec Baldwin.
Yeah, that's a really interesting take.
Can we have a little bit of a to finish off today our
a little impression cavalcade. Hey, Alec Baldwin, how you doing? Doing well. We're thinking of
finishing rust, but I haven't pulled the trigger yet. My wife.
She's born in a spaniard, a little town on a Boston, after two.
What does he want to think of this?
It's pretty cool.
Yeah.
The Russian program, pretty cool, isn't it?
It's a Jewish bar.
Doesn't Alec Bowen's wife have another little baby name, Illaria?
They're all called Illaria. They all have 19.
But it's not an age. It's an eye. It's Illaria.
It's Ilaria in this Ilaria.
This is Ilaria. Ilaria.
Ilaria. Okay. He did a Instagram where he went off on, I love my children.
Sure, I'd like to be playing poker with the guys sometimes or going to a film
where we're seeing an opera or playing golf or and he listed for 20 minutes.
He goes, I'm your jinxing brother.
What's your trump? What do you do?
So terrific. My trump, it's the best trump.
It's got to be the most fantastical trump. It's really not, but it's like silly. It's like exaggerated.
I did him before.
Before you ran.
Before you ran. like exaggerated. I did him before. He was present stuff, but it never got better.
There's people who do it.
That guy on the SNL is a really, really low.
Yeah, he is this.
Yeah.
I do trans-drupp.
He trans-drupp.
He trans-drupp.
What is that?
What is that like?
It's the same.
I didn't ask.
Oh, okay, trans-drupp.
Okay, he's trying to get elected for the next 2024.
Mm-hmm.
Look, we'll just end there.
Listen, thank you so much, piling.com.
I was gonna jump a Trump applying chapstick.
We're gonna put it on.
We're gonna put a lot of on.
Let me tell you the lips are gonna get soft.
You're gonna love them like it wouldn't believe.
Cherry.
Cherry on top.
Oh, different flavor.
Oh, I like the hand.
I love the chili flavor. So flavor, really. Really? How do you do really? Jerry I'll different flavor Really out of the lake
How do you do really
Chantix?
Chantix
Chantix commercial, I did a thing
How about the Chantix?
Chantix?
Why would you want to quit smoking?
Why would you do that?
Why would you want to quit smoking?
How it works?
How would a serviceers to loan some up?
I hate what people do this to me.
Oh my god.
Yeah, some up the podcast to loan.
Your first, I like to begin with every say Kyle was falling.
Then the beginning got a little weird when Kyle was talking and then the end was
nice when people said Kyle was funny.
All right, everyone grab a proxy bar in the way.
Thank you, Kyle.
Thank you guys, I appreciate it.
Thank you.
Hi guys.
Hey, what's up, flies?
What's up, Blaze?
What's up, people that listen?
We want to hear from you and your dumb questions.
Questions ask us anything.
Anything you want.
You can email us at flyin'thewall at cadence13.com.
Who's the next question from Dana?
Let's see here.
It's Samantha Washburn.
Samantha Washburn.
Hmm.
I like she goes, here's my dumb question.
Funny already?
Yeah, she's playing along with how we do it.
Do you try to hang out, talk with certain friends before performing,
or appearing on something to get you in a funny mood, or do you just spring out of bed every
morning and start cracking yourself up with your own jokes? Are there, this just keeps going.
Are there people in your life that bring out your funniest version of you? Who? Rackum! I love it!
That's a reference for people don't know. It was almost going to be the title of this podcast.
It was David's idea.
And it's based on when in pool, when you're a great pool shark,
you say, rack them.
Yeah, you hit the last one in and you go, rack them.
You get all the, you know, like you just nailed it.
All the billar balls go.
So if you nail a joke, you go, rack them.
So that's funny.
She didn't use it in the perfect sense, but I like that she used it.
Because she started with, here's my dumb question, and it's with raccom.
In between, not so good.
No, it was very good, Samantha.
She gets it all.
Okay, but they do.
Sam, Sam, Sam Washborne.
So, Dana, this is a good question.
Now, I will say, I do try to surround myself
with funny people.
Even, I don't say even females,
but if I date someone, I like when they're light on their feet or just
Laffers are fun nothing too serious or heavy because there's enough of that in the world
So data makes me laugh. We're having dinner tonight. It makes me laugh. Yeah, we are you're gonna come late
You're so funny because you're the only one that goes dinner earlier than me, which is shocking
I know you like to get a big steak and fries
and then lay down to go to sleep at night.
I like to be kind of empty.
I can't sleep, I can't eat and go to sleep.
And I go to, I have farmers hours.
I poo in my car on the way home.
I poo. You're sharing.
I thought that was a private thing you wanted to tell me
and now it's beamed out of me.
I like when I get a little gross and Danny goes,
oh boy.
Okay, so let's get back this.
Who, what, Dana's wife is very funny
and she's exactly, she's light or feet.
She has an incredible sense of humor.
That she's a human laugh machine, but it's real.
So it's good.
Yeah, puts me in a good mood.
When I go to Dana's and she's there, she laughs,
she's funny, she adds funny things
and she just gets all the whole thing,
and she just, just like talking to the comedians,
and I do like being around people like that.
I don't wake up cracking up, but sometimes I do laugh.
By yourself?
Yeah.
What do you, yeah?
Isn't it embarrassing?
That's healthy.
But there's two things here.
There's one is before performing.
I don't think the only thing that gets me turned on is when I go out to an audience and
I get a big laugh.
And then I'm immediately into the mode of being funny.
In life though, hanging out with you or lovers or Dennis Miller or any of our rowdy friends,
a funny person starts making you laugh and then you kind of bounce back.
So that's some people just drop your energy. They don't have to be hilarious, but some people
are just almost the opposite. Like for some reason you walk away feeling woozy or you just feel like
in a bad mood or you're kind of down and that's just chemistry thing. So yeah, anyway, long story short,
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