Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade - Marcello Hernandez’s SNL 50th Photo Shoot Mystery & VERY Late Super Bowl Hot Takes

Episode Date: February 16, 2026

Dana and David return to crack the mystery of the sweater Marcello Hernandez snagged at New York Magazine’s SNL 50th anniversary photo shoot (yes, the one with Dana). From there, they dive into their VERY late Super Bowl hot takes before jumping into another hilarious round of Buzzing Around. They wrap things up with some news… and trust us, you’ll want the subtitles on for this episode. It’ll all make sense once you hit play. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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You just, what? It's my dream to see him without his shirt on. I love the way you don't, you're already thinking of the next joke. You accept anything I say. I like to roll with it. Sometimes they talk fast. Yeah, but you can get a sense. Yeah, it's going to be about .

I have the most janky setup, Dana. Okay, Webster Dictionary. What's janky? Janky's like sketchy, like... Is it? Screwed up, like... Is that what it mean? When you see a guy, like the guy that kind of walked by me

and started and told me, I don't think you should be here on the street when I was walking and he just goes, I don't think you should be here. I go, cool. He was somewhere between fully homeless and like a normal guy and I'm like normal, like a dressed up businessman, but I'm like something's janky about this guy. He's, for sure, I've always said this wisdom flash. Yeah, you get like a gut feeling like something's up. And plus who walks up to me out of the blue in the middle of the street and just goes, I don't think you should be here. I'm like, great, got to go. I always say, we got to help the homeless, but what are we going to do with the clueless?

Yeah. Yeah, that was my wisdom flash. I'm giving myself. I apologize that my kukukk a quarter zip. Yeah, it's fine. You look like a professional golfer. I look like a professor or a golfer. Can I give you a jean jacket?

It's kind of armed me. Everyone needs a jean jacket. It's badass. That's not the stolen one, though, is it? no wait no oh yeah it is stolen yeah

we laugh I stole it but that's when Marcelo one of my new best friends he got my dab sweater and he said sweater gate we didn't even clear it up with him so I can't I know

because I have to remember that I I but I didn't steal it I said because I saw the price tag it's like $100 can I pay for it. They said, I'll be right back. And then, I guess there's like two and a half hours later, they said, all right, you can take it. Oh, that was for the New York Magazine. The New York Magazine. Sorry, on the cover with Molly Shannon. It's not illegal, is it? Whoops.

I think we're all the cover. No, it was a foldout six covers, but I think we were number one. Oh, God. That's just because of the artistic, you know, we had a phone booth or something. I was looking at it going, who has the most super famous people that would be on the cover? And it was, they tried to even it out. They'd go someone from the really old school SNL, middle. They try to mix it all up. Yeah, I was. It was quite a thing here in a smart show.

What is it? Can you read it? I love you. Like, I love Montana. Okay. Okay, Billy Bob. The eldest. Yeah, I'm a native from Montana.

You know, there's no one. from Montana. Archie Bunker, Carol O'Connor was from Montana. A couple of your stepbrothers were from, you know, Squampy Steve, your cousin was from Montana. Joder's family. I guess you didn't get the fly on the wall mug. Hmm? I guess I did. Well, Montana gets his day. Come on man. But no one's hating on Montana. Other than being cold, I think I would go up there. So in summary, we'd never figure out this Marcello thing. You lend him a sweater.

No. He thought it was trash because it was old, but it was old and cool. No, quite the opposite. You were perfectly opposite. Okay. I bought the sweater at a gap in New York City. This gap, $20. sweater just fits perfect not too tight the thing you know so I brought it to the place and I

for the photo shoot with Molly Shannon and others and then I have my eye on this because they had me wear this in the shot I went you know I've tried jean jackets on before this one just fits nice and the color. So in meantime, Marcelo comes back. I think he didn't even have a shirt on, which you do when you're 28, you just, what? It's my dream to see him without his shirt on. So being the charming young man, he is, he goes, hey, do you have anything I could wear or anything?

I go, well, I hadn't put the sweater on. He said, well, you could take that sweater, $20 swear. So we put it on, fit, he loved it, last I saw of it. No, but listen to this. I was at that shoot in a cool fucking jacket. And after two hours of photos on the scaffolding, he goes, Spade, let's try one without the coat. I go, I just have a white t-shirt.

I don't like wearing a white t-shirt. Too pale. I never wear one. He goes, wear it. Oh, you'll wear it. And roll up the sleeves like you're fucking conicky. That's right. And you, what, now you had a pose on the cover of New Yorker magazine

last fall, 50th anniversary of SNL. Could you duplicate your... Do you remember what it was? I don't... Was I going like this? Yeah. Oh my God. Worst case scenario with a goddamn photographer.

And who was it? David Lachapel? Somebody big. I'm like, this is how you get girls to take their tops up. This is how it is how it is... I did whatever he said. I get it. Photographers have the power.

I'm like, he's like, lose the top. I'm like, what? I'm as... But then you made a muscle and Chris Rios, the woman who cuts my hair, she looked at her I go oh I didn't I didn't I've never seen David and that kind of thing she she yeah listen he goes well never in a trillion years use it and I go okay so for sure be used anyway but I have to say I was yeah I was dubious as well like who is this dude

Chappelle is that Dave Chappelle no it's not somebody else but when I saw what he did I kind of went okay he's great he's brilliant knows what he's doing yeah brilliant i just like to put up a little stink yeah you kind of um you you you when you walk into a set you know people walk in you're just a lot of energy is around you you know people start to look people were hammering the set and when you walked in the whole place went quiet I love the way you don't, you're already thinking of the next joke. You accept anything I say. I like to roll with it.

Yeah, okay. I don't drop the pod. I keep going with it. I have a funny test for you before we get into your weekend. All right. Here's a test for you too. Go ahead. Heather can do it in her head to see if it makes sense.

Okay. You say the letters. are okay another letter are and you say and in between so say it kind of casually are are no you say and in the middle oh r and are yeah i'll say it r and r and r yeah i'll say it r and r and they say if you say it like that it's it's like saying oh no in australian r and r you say in between i thought i was supposed to say are in between r. No, you say R and R and R. R and R.

Oh, and all. And that becomes Australian? Yeah, it sounds like, oh, no, you go, R and R. Yeah, instead of oh, no. Can you hear it? Yeah. R and R and R. Instead of oh, no.

I got you. That's how it sounds in Australia. It sounds like oh, no in Australia. Oh, I see. Oh, and awe. Ah, now. Oh, no. Oh, no.

One a. R and R. Um, shrimp on a babby. Um, can I do creative math for you? Sure. This is artistic math for, for creatives.

One and one couldn't be two. I'll fail. It might be three and it could be five. Okay. There's no answer to it. One and one could be two. It might be three. No, one of one is two, but it could be three and it might be five.

I don't get it. You don't get it? All right. Let me, let's say. No, we're both lost. It's not a math thing and it's not a puzzle. It's just in, if you're in a creative mode, anybody, you kind of jump outside the logical lines. I see.

So artistically, you look at it from different outside the box. It's not a hard answer. to say. Yeah, that's why it'll be the last thing for AI will be a killer AI stand-up. But when you thought of that bit watching porn on airplanes, you were in a creative thing. You weren't just, hey, funny porn people on airplane, you took it out. When I was saying R&R. R and R is what soldiers would say when they're let off the base. Take a bit of R&R, it's relax and red.

Rex and Relaxation for sure. I'm a 12-5-A-An Australian guy to how show. Australian is tough. Is it? And there's different versions of it. Like some are very super hard Australian. Some are almost un-understand. When I watch a TV show and there's English, like from England,

and there's especially Irish or Scottish or even Australian, I have to watch the subtitle. I can't keep a TV show. up. I like subtitles anyway because a lot of these shows and a lot of these live streaming shows and I've had my ears checked. They kind of garble the lines and what they say, you know, and whoa, we're going to go to the man. What? It's like, we're going to go to the store, you know. You know, people liked in the comments that you said, you and Marcella, were talking about the importance of not yelling your lines, but just the fact, if you swallow the beginning of a sentence on

SNL or somewhere where it's live or in a movie. They're just, they don't totally get it. You miss kind of a laugh right then, and then it throws the whole thing off a little bit. And it's so easy to do. I come down at the end of my sentences so much. It's criminal. I don't know. I would say there's probably like 10 metrics that would go and do a performance in a sketch

on Saturday Night Live. I remember one of the notes that Lauren gave between the dress and air show last fall. It goes, because they were in a couch or something. something we're kind of looking at each other we're in each other I needed you you wanted to have a sense the audience knows what you're doing you know so you sort of cheat out slightly you know um there's a lot of tricks to it signaling that you're having fun and you know but articulation well isn't that special what if she said oh why isn't oh yeah whole thing was one not special yeah and if you said um what's what was what was

your catchphrase on there and you are and you are and this is regarding he would know you because and that sorry it's so crazy you are articulated um i'd like to insert a short sketch right now yeah for fun just keep him on their toes it'll be very short i've done a japanese in an earthquake he's totally safe now i'm doing a british gentleman having a a conversation when an earthquake hits okay well i mean we may go to the fall we may go to the lake i don't know where we go but it it's just something happens oh see we're having a bit of a tumbler and i like tumblers it's getting a little more aggressive isn't it yes well to the oh Shimon de Barbary.

Oh, that's Australian. Ah, what the fuck is going on here? He lost the school. Oops, I tapped out of my camera. Oh, boy. I went playing for my back. My last. Am I back?

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One, all the Super Bowl stuff, even though it's so we're the last people to talk about. It's fine. But with the best take. Okay, give me a take because I have two different things to talk about. Of the Super Bowl? Well, we can talk about Bad Bunny. One interesting thing was that the bushes were people. I did not know that.

I was fooled. We have a video of it. You thought the bushes were people. I did not think they were people. Oh, oh. They were just pushed. People were in there holding things. I saw it.

You know, they show them walking out after at the end. Got it. Okay. Isn't that crazy? Didn't even cross my mind because they had to get them out there fast. They all ran out and plop down. That's kind of cool. That is kind of cool.

Look, what do you want to talk about first about the Super Bowl? Half time or the game. I've got a bunch of stuff. Talk about halftime first. And I have others. Okay. I would just say that it was like a short, film. It was brilliantly filmed. They didn't have any glitzes. They got him running around.

You know. Oh, yeah. Unlike Kenduk Lamar, which is the wide shot and all the craziness from this way. He was contained almost like a steady cam. Yeah. And he's going through and then there's all these sort of Easter eggs about this. Like there's power outages a lot in Puerto Rico. So he climbed up the thing there. And then he always, I mean, if I went out there, um, I can't sing or dance, but I would love to have a hundred people with me, following me everywhere I went, because there was so much energy. I mean, Bad Bunny was rarely isolated. He was just like it was a massive energy flow.

So that's, you know, I give credit for the effort that went in. When they practice that because you have to, it's like a, it's like an in one shot. You're doing the whole song. Yeah. I'm moving. And everyone has to come into frame. The marriage proposal, they said it was real. I'm like, I could go to that wedding if it's one second long.

And there wasn't one thing where someone's looking off wrong. I mean, they kind of laid. Yeah, I'll give them that. They were really. Technically. Goes by the taco stand. He goes under the, oh, boxers. And then he comes up here.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, that part you had to go in a studio or somewhere, map it out to scale exactly. My only problem with it was I felt like at times, not always, but at times he was singing in Spanish. No, that was your set. What I was, it was English. No, it could have been French. I mean, I mean, it was a different language fine. I think that here's a way for the people that were mad that it was in Spanish.

Here's a good, happy medium. you do a song like da da da da la bamba you got to meet us in the middle give me one word then i know one word then i wait and then i pounce on it i get ready i get ready that that da da da da da da tequila there was a lot of i know that all i got was one word that's all i need there was a lot of uh stuff that you didn't really have to know the lyrics when he'd have a wide stance and he would grab his crotch and thrust forward I kind of got a sense that the song, what it was about. Right. Like even rap, I don't know all the words.

Sometimes they talk fast. Yeah, but you can get a sense. Yeah, it's going to be about pussy. But Dana, I feel, whoa. Hey, oh, look how happy it is. So funny, I was waiting on that one. Yeah, you're just sitting on a gold mine. I heard, and now this is sort of a thing, we're going to have more countries,

artists from other countries come in and do the Super Bowl in their own language without subtitles. So next year is Claude von Schlauza. He's huge. And he's, I've gotten one of the, I can't really sing, but I never teach. And I'm here for the Super Bowl halfway time. That's all right. Holy Deda. Sweden. Hernda, skern to shernda. Yeah. He'll be riding a take

So I think great. One, three, four, four, five, six, seven, off, nine, zane. That's German one through ten. Okay, here's another thing. Okay. Oh, by the way, the one over on Fox with Kid Rock or whatever it was on, it was on. Yeah. TP.

No, no. Turning point, what's it called? Yeah. I think they needed bigger stars. If they want a competitive something, Kid Rock, has great songs. People know some of the songs. They had other people on there. I didn't know. You have to bring out bangers.

You know what I mean? There were three country guys I'd never heard of in Kid Rock. I read their names. I'm like, I don't know what that is. So if you're going to have a competition, like, hey, we're going to pull you over here. In Living Color did that. I think that's how it started. They did a 16-minute sketch show or 15-minute sketch show exactly at halftime. And it was live. And a lot of people went over there. All right.

Because they were just doing marching bands and stuff. And they're like, oh, no, we have to keep them. I think that started the whole thing. So they just needed a better product. Yeah, he is a global superstar. He gets like a billion views, a Spotify, whatever. The world's coming on to him as an artist. And there also is energy around the whole ice controversy.

what's going to go on. So it was sort of like you felt like you just wanted to see it. And you're hearing that he might wear a dress. He's going to do it only in Spanish. So it was must see TV over on the other thing. It was like, I'm Kid Rock, who I like. But, you know, I mean, it's that you have to do something that's a little more exciting. Sure.

But also it was just like so in the moment of what's going on in the world. Yeah. But I have to admit, when they play football games, when I'm watching the Jaguars every two weeks and they're in like Berlin. and Spain. It's not as exciting to get up an hour or two earlier to watch them with crowds that don't really know exactly our football games. You know what I mean?

So that part, I know they want to go global. I know NFL wants games in every country. They are. They were in Berlin. They're adding games every year. Adding games. And that one's like on Peacock. And then the other one's on HBO Max.

And you're like, just what happened? Let's just, we want to see all the games. give me a pay package. I can see them all, but we're not going to fix that today. Oh, here's a good thing. Sam Arnold. Oh, yeah.

That was the story of the Super Bowl, a guy who came out third in the draft, on his way to be an all-star NFL quarterback, got in the wrong team or the wrong system, long story, short, he was with the Niners for a bit, the Jets. It's eight years later. And by the way, this is inside football.

Don't lose me. That inside. No, this was just interesting that Russell Wilson, this all-star MVP quarterback, Seattle decided to trade him. And what they got was massive first-round picks. And that's why their defense, like four or five guys you could point to that are superstars. And that's how- For him from Minnesota. And he was doing great at Minnesota. That was a- Yeah, he was. Yeah, he's a, he's an all-time great quarterback, you know. Anyway, he really sealed it. But the funny part was he, They give you extra money for the Super Bowl on top of your salary. Yeah, yeah.

They did. 278,000. And I think he walked with either 71,000 or he owes 71,000. Could I just? Because you have to, they get, they get involved in the California situation. Yeah. And there's a sports tax. If you're playing up of tax.

Yes. Yeah, you actually get the 270,000, you give it back to the government and then 10,000. on top of that. Yeah, we can look it up. I send in something about it. I want to say two things. One is the Super Bowl. For a lot of people, the football game is beside the point.

If you've ever gone to a loud, chatty football party for the Super Bowl, there's a lot of people getting cocktails and talking, oh, what that? You know, the game is beside the point. The commercials, the pageantry, all the jets and B-2 bombers going overboard. Beginning is fun. It's a big advertisement for free market, American capitalism. And I just want to throw this out. And I'm not kidding, NFL. You've had a music act for 40 years in a row.

And these two dandy lions will come out. Oh, even we'll do. David Spade and Dana Carvey will do 15. I'm going to announce this now. We'll do 12 minutes each of stand up. We'll bring out Nikki Glady. are at the end. No.

They could have everybody out there. It would be great. Well, they should get some stand-ups out there. I know. We're just so looked down upon. No, we aren't. Here's my last Super Bowl thing. The streak-er.

Now, I'm taking a shocking stance. I didn't like the streaker. I don't like the streaker. I don't like the fun of the streak of the 70s was kind of funny. Now it's, he's got brands on his back, brands on the front. on the front. Yeah. That's on himself.

He bets there will be a streaker. This is what they all do. And then he'd tell all their friends, bet on one of those predictive markets. Or in Vegas. Yeah. There'll be a streaker. Now, if you're betting on it and then you streak,

you win, they win. Polymarked. I stupidly bet with their own money, which they can trace back. But I don't think they should give him a payout because he wore pants. That's the first thing I would say, if I was a casino and say, Well, that's not a streaker.

A streaker has to be naked. That's nothing. That's Marcella with the photo shoot. That's like, who care? Before I gave him my sweater, but I'm not bitter. So that's a problem. And then they don't tackle them hard enough. I do want them to hurt the guy.

That's part of the fun. Watch the guy clown everyone, clown everyone. Fuck you, everybody. And then one of the football players ran at him, and he slid like a puss. Oh, boy, did he slide? Oh, the slide. Oh, yeah.

Because, of course, you can beat the 250 pounds. security guy make him look dumb. So all these guys get yelled. He also did a decoy. That was the only smart thing he did. He had a guy jumped down. And right when that guy jumped down, he jumped down. So everyone turned to get that guy. He went around the back.

And he won all this money and got all his brand money. So I would say they got to check him way harder. Do you know his name? No. Well, let me just look them up. Super Bowl. But the Super Bowl was so boring. I guess that was like a car chase. The problem is they won't show it on TV.

because they don't want to encourage it, but. Yeah. Obviously, you're going to see it on clips after. He has 29 million followers on TikTok. He does. Yeah, yeah. I just looked it up. That jackass.

Hey, man, I don't, you know, there was, this is old-timey alert. The Oscars was as big as the Super Bowl. Now it gets 2,800 people, and the Super Bowl gets 140 million. Something happened. But it was huge. It was 80. million when you would you never saw movie stars except at the Oscars yeah so David Niven is this guy at a mustache he's pretty issues in tons of movies very

area died I like my earthquake character so he's out there live and there's a streaker behind him went right by him the crowd was going like that so he's thinking for the ad lib he said something effective never as a man gotten so much attention for the shortcomings like a dick Joe I remember that clip check it up check it out clip it send it ship it shine it wax it pluck it tag squeeze it take it rip it hold it on the bang bingong so Dana for the buzzing around this is the segment we always do sponsored by five hour energy and the return of their confetti

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He's been naming a lot of stuff. Yeah. That's true. Be Trump naming things. and if you can work other people and just work other people. I can't think of anyone else. Okay. We're going to rename Greenland.

We're going to call it Trump Land, Trump Land. And if you look at it, you think about it. Quite frankly, it's the better one, the better name you could think of. We're going to call McDonald's. We're taking out Mac. We're taking out Mac. It's going to be Donald's. A billion sold.

A billion sold. We're taking out the Macbought. We're just going with McDonald's. We're going to do it with Big Donald. I thought it would be Trump Donald's. Donald is better. Donald, he takes okay. Christopher,

Christopher Walken. I'm going to rename him. He's going to be Christopher Trumper Walk. Trump will walk, right, Chris? No! You're going to be Trump, Trump, a crush. Oh, no. Don't want to be.

Names Warkin. Not anymore. You Trump. Trumpy Christopher, Trumpy, crunchy, crunchy, chewy walkathon. Timothy Shilome, everybody loves him. He's a tremendous actor. Timothy Shalamey.

From now on, his name is Trumpa Mae. I can do it. I have the power to rename him, right? Timothy, you do agree? Hey, man, can you let it do that? I can do that and more. Jimmy Kimmel, I'm renaming him, Jimmy Tripple. You got to love it, Jimmy Triple.

Stephen Colbert, Stephen Cole, Trump. This is good stuff. He's talking about it. And quite frankly, if you look at it, they've never seen anything better than this. Rob Schneider is going to be trope Trider. Rob Schneider is Trope Trider. There's your name. Prope Trider.

I think he already changed it. Oh, I don't get it. What are you talking about? It's not funny. Your name is Rob Schneider, but you're going to be trope Triter. Trope Triter. It's a name. You got a good use.

I don't like it. I don't get it. Come on. No, no, no. Bad Bunny, Bad Bunny, we're going to rename him. I thought, you know, we had a couple of rows there, but he did a tremendous job at the Super Bowl. He's Spanish. We're going to rename Bad Bunny.

Tad Trunny. He's Tad Trunny. It's going to be a stage name for the rest of his life, and many people are talking about it. They're talking about it like he wouldn't believe, right? Right, bad buddy, Tad Tuddy. Trant to me. And no, that's illegal. It's a locura.

What? What you said, what you said. And David Spade, David Spade's going to have a new name. David Spade is going to, excuse me, the tremendous David Spade is now his stage name is going to be Donald Trump Part 2. He's Donald Trump Part 2. That's his name. He'll answer to it.

He'll have headlines. He'll be Marquise, Donald Trump Part 2. You can't get better than that. And finally, Jimmy Fallon's going to be Jimmy Tallon. Jimmy Talley Warner Trump. Jimmy Talley Water Trump. That's his name Jimmy Talley Water Trump. Instead of Fowler Trump.

Tally. It's like Pollywana Cracker. Jimmy. Excuse me. Excuse me. Everybody's talking about Jimmy Fallon is Jimmy Tallywana Trump. Tally Wara Trump is his name. What do you think about that, Jimmy Fallon? I have to be insane.

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broken he looked like yellow sun in his eyes well i was kind of doing your well michael j fox well anybody who has son in their eyes looks cool you know yeah yeah serge serge hey man i was just you i'd seen timidie shall i made a few things especially marty supreme how about sean penn out back at the golden globes while it's still sunny out What did Nikki say about? Mm-hmm. Okay, let's go to the stories. Here we go.

Let's go. Pop us the news and we're going to really die. Stop spreading the news. Okay. This is, I can't even read it. All right. For the people at home, I just want you to know that, though. I don't know what he means.

Okay, let's see. All right. For the people at home, I just want you to know that those, those grasses, look at this. Oh, the grass was real, the bushes. There it is. Look at that. They're all walking off the field. You see it?

They're wrapped. No, it totally makes sense. That's a wrap. Oh, good. It totally makes sense now because how would they get them off? They didn't need a crew of 100. They got to walk off. That was kind of a brilliant idea.

But they should have interviewed one of the grass people at the end. That's not a bad job. I am a grass person. That's how I got off the field. They were really good because they were grass fed. I do the craziest thing ever. I just keep going. I'm not an animal.

I am grass. I know. I wasn't a bit elephant, Manny. Yeah. Oh, boy. Okay, there's the proof. The bushes were people. Yeah, right.

Some people thought that about George Sr. and W. They didn't think there were people, but the bushes were people. Listen, Soylent Green was people. That's a lot of things are people. Mm-hmm. Okay, next one. People of people. You know, one of the halftime shows was Up with People.

Remember that? The 70s, Up with people. Up, up with people. Like a feel-good group. Mm-hmm. Oh, this is sad. Vanderbache passed away let's see what he says see if it's I can time get myself my younger self a piece of advice I would say just have more fun just relax don't take it so

seriously don't take yourself so seriously just have fun you know I have to say James Vanderbeak seemed like a great dude passed away this week and already a million dollars in his family's go fund me which is nice because he can't stay rich forever I mean when you're working actor and you're trying out there it doesn't, you have to keep producing because it goes away quick. So I think that's nice. Also, we never got to say our respects and love for Catherine O'Hara. Last week, and we both can safely say, aside from huge fans, I did not barely know her,

but, you know, just obviously had a crush on her growing up. So funny, so cute. She hosted SNL twice, and I ran into her a couple of times. times after that but yeah and just just Canadian nice and so brilliant like just one of those gifted funny people I mean and all those Christopher Wall Christopher uh Christopher uh gas sorry I was just doing walk all those movies and she was so funny uh man I'm just so I just cancer makes me fucking angry and how random it is and just i'm hoping of all the fear of a i i can solve do's fucking something a r something now is your time to shine show us something and that would be

worth all the weirdness yeah enough of get rid of yeah you know cats driving cars uh quit wasting your time i i get to work uh but yes uh lost two and uh it's quite sad we're going to keep going on but we had to give a nod to them. That was great advice actually. Yeah, from McBanderbeak. Too seriously. I mean, when you're looking at, you feel like it's toward the end, you start listening to those people.

What would you do if it's toward the end? What are you telling us? Because now you know, when people at the end of their life, you go, give us some advice. Because looking back, they say, this is what you should focus, that kind of stuff. so well nothing really matters it's fun to care about the football game or whatever is bothering you or what do you want to care about but you know nothing nothing really matters we're just hybrid

apes on a dirt cloud in space we're not quite sure how we got here we can have theories and religion and think about it but it's sort of like what i mean yeah you care about the wrong things i care about really important things uh okay uh what's the next i just slam you at the end It's changed the subject. You care about why isn't there, McDonald's, out where I live. You know, these are your worries. It's nearby. All right, back to the show.

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Oh, internal. God, I know what the IE is. Oh, and the freeway, whatever it is in LA, they can see the inside of your car. Is this good or bad, Dana? I don't know. The new cameras. It seems a little invasive.

I mean, every time you go on the airport, you go through the thing, you put your hands up. You're just driving through it now. Yeah, I mean, we're, we're, look, it's kind of like trying to commit a crime if you're trying to get away in today's world with the amount of cameras, Yeah. Whenever there's a crime they see him at the grocery store. Then they're at the bank, like they're coming out of the house, except with this latest kidnapping. Somebody, if by the time this airs, we haven't found the guy, then that's a genius to commit that crime and have nobody to find you. It's very hard to get away with anything. But this, I don't know the idea of it, but I don't love it. Why do they need to see inside your car? I would rather them not. Usually that's a highway patrol, get out of the car and open the trunk, you know?

Now it's, you know. Oh, inland empire. I know I know this because of traffic reports. So it's inland from L.A. Oh, yeah. Huge population. Okay, well, that's just, we're not going to be able to fix that. That's happening all over.

Okay, next one. That was a banger. And next one. I have to do looping today for busboys, Dana. Don't get loopy. Good night. It's getting closer. It's getting closer.

Oh, I can't wait for. At the end, we're doing final touches. Is it still called Bus Boys? I feel like Michelangelo in a way going, you know, the Sistine Chapel is almost done. You know what? This is me being honest. If it's stupid enough and the best sense of the word, it'll be a hit. It is.

It's a little dumb and dumber in there. But yeah, just, like. I'm the smart, dumb guy and he's the dumb, dumb guy. Yeah, and you guys are perfectly cast. Yeah. Okay, let's say this. Man was being watched by robot. Pigeon.

Oh. Okay, you're in your mansion. And here, this, this happens. Go ahead. Let's imagine you chilling. Look it out the window. Then this happened. There's a pigeon.

You don't know what to do. Span or just trying to attack you, but on foot of grade. Shit is crazy, y'all. Shit is crazy, man. This guy says it best. Look at that. It's not a robot.

I've seen that flies or mosquitoes, they can do little tiny drones. I haven't seen them personally, but that pigeon, a lot of birds, they say it's such an easy way to hide a drone or something. I don't know what the benefit is. Well, you could make a drone that looks like a pigeon, absolutely. Sure. That's what that looked like unless that was AI. I could see that happening.

I would just say up here, you know, you get bird, there's a bird sometimes Sunday morning, we'll see its reflection in a window that's on a door and launch itself at it for like two hours. And they come, kind of knocked out. Birds will come and hit. You ever see a bird hit? And then it's knocked out. You think it died.

And you come back 10, 12 minutes later. It's like, yeah, I got this. I mean, the recovery by the way, you know, Seinfeld says, Oh. Do you ever see a? parakeet fly at a mirror and then they hit it knock themselves out he goes even if it was another parakeet don't you think he'd try to avoid the other parakeet you fly straight at it oh there's another bird here instead of going over here i'm going right but it is it the first time it's ever

yeah i guess it's no sense that it's it's there's a reflective device its brain cannot I'm not saying they're dumb, but I don't know if they know about mirrors. They're not in nature. No. Actually, water is a reflection. And they do that. I think, it's just like humans. Some birds are really dumb.

Yeah, I've met a few. Mm-hmm. Yeah, voids. We shake the bud. I had a great bit about a bird getting in my old house and I had the doors open and he comes in. And I'm like, oh. And I, because I heard it scared me first because I thought, you know, it was a bird gler. It gets funnier after that.

All right. I want to give you an image. So we're in Italy. I've only been there twice. We rent a villa. It was pretty cool. Out of the middle of nowhere, kind of haunted in a way. And it was a heat flavor or something.

So in the bedroom downstairs, all of a sudden you walk in, a bat is hanging upside down. I can't even describe. how often it was in a small bedroom and it's just like. Fine. And so eating a malice. You're going with a towel and you just go just to annoy it. It still wouldn't go. It took us like three days to get it out.

I don't like that. And you slept in there? No, we just, we just, we just, no chance. We duct tape that section off. We had a good bat scene in black sheep. Let's look at a clip. No, we don't have it. Bats so funny.

Bails. as well all right what's our next one more we got to get gone even though we have so many we have some yeah this is what this man live way inside a rock as an experiment here let's just see what oh is that means order in a paris art gallery has been where a french artist has spent a week of his life you talking yeah abraham poinschavelle made a victory sign as he was helped from the 12-ton limestone boulder where he has been entombed since the 22nd of february his next performance would involve sitting on eggs in an attempt to hatch them well i'd all watch that one that's what a guy used to call and the guy from new york he goes you know this is a lot of like

fake art out there you know a lot of these fake art so that is called performative art um really it's david dvain meets the uh the Watch the guy with the painting, I can't remember. With the big fro. But yeah, it's basically- Oh, Bob Ross. Bob Ross meets David Blaine. Thank you. I don't know if that guy's as good as Bob Ross.

For a million dollars. Nope. For a million dollars, would you sit in that chair, assume it's a porta-potty as well? For five minutes? I don't know. No, for a week. Dana, there's not a chance on God's, earth i would sit in there for more than it's like getting an m r i mean it's like when you're in that

close of a space i doubt he did that i doubt it's too insane if you're hungry for fame and maybe he's been painting stuff like vangelo or or matisse and he's frustrated he's got a family to feed i don't know what can i do you got to get let's get a big rock and put you inside it for a week are you kidding me Fuck you, man. I'm not doing that. Flash to. I couldn't spend 20 minutes in a bopp house. Look it up.

All right. Let's do one more. And then we'll get out of here. Bob house. I'm sorry. Yeah, it's funny. Bob house. Easily one of the most impressive things I've seen.

Okay. Okay. Let's end of this one. Hopefully it's impressive. Oh, this guy's roller skating. And he pops one off. From the other angle. That's fly.

dude i don't use the word fly i don't throw fly around but that's pretty fly i i use the old fashion where it's cool it's cool as shit dude yeah i mean you got to bend your ankle of it to make sure it hits that little crescent perfectly that's the hardest part that's why i got it i mean i have to i'm guilty i got into curling last night you bet you've taken it up for half a day well i just you know they go and they're on the ice and it's someone goes just releases it so gently and the and the and The other person is grooming the ice to steer it and they're really frantic. I was, it was a lot more kind of intense. Besides the kid who can jump, do backflips on ice, that freaky American super.

That kid is good. He looks like spayed a little bit, doesn't he? Yeah, yeah. He weighs about 113 pounds. You know, it's bad in curling. They don't let you use a dustbuster anymore. You know, it's bad at curling. You have to have straight hair to do it.

It's a part of the rules. You can't use a curling iron. You have to have straight hair to be, you can't even notice it. It's really in the tiny print of curling rules. Yeah. No. What about crimping? You know, this has been an Olympic moment.

I want to finish with a very delicate, delicate British Upper Crest Man and a small earthquake. Yes, very good. I've got a couple drinks and fellas, you know, it'd be a delicate time. Wait a minute. There's no earthquakes. in London. What the freak? I laugh at you. It's getting

a little more rumbley-tumbly, isn't it? In the bumble-umbley. Oh, I don't think I like this shaking at all. And I didn't want to cut off the mic and destroy our Wi-Fi. Well, Dana, it was a joy. Yeah. I put it in the top 200. of our podcast that we've done.

Oh, we have a gig coming up soon. Should we? Yeah, Lincoln, California, the Thunder Valley, just Heather. Thunder Valley Mountain. It's also a ride at Disneyland where they're playing. Okay, Thunder Valley. I got some North Carolina coming up.

I got Charlotte, I got Virginia, I got Nashville, I've got Pittsburgh. What's the time frame of these? Say it again, Heather? No, no, Thunder Valley Resort and Casino and Lincoln. That's me and you. Right. And my plan has, I don't have to happen, but my plan is to bring it.

Are you going to bring it? I'm going to try to bring it. I'm not, I don't phone it in. We don't like go up there. No, no, no, no. No, I go apeshit. I'm going to have local references. I'm going to do at least 300 voices, impressions, church.

lady Hans and France. Sorry, I don't want to go on. And David's going to do a really well-crafted. I'm laying out my quarter zips to see which one is perfect for this particular gig. And then I'm off to Durham, North Carolina. I'm going to plays that don't go a lot. Oh, there it is. Good. Okay. Don't be shy. Oklahoma, Oklahoma, the criterion in Oklahoma City. Come on, folks. The majestic theater. I've played that. Dallas, Texas. Two nights. Oh, look at this.

Okay. Wow. What are you? Chris. I've been Norfolk. Mm-hmm. Chrysler Hall. I've been everywhere.

Edgeville is the Ryman. Oh, you're old. I played the Ryman. That's famous. You know, Ramon, Toronto. Unbelievable. Flying the Wall podcast.

Doesn't it should be a high priority. The Atlantic City. All right. That's it. We call it. Sam. We should do this at the beginning. Oh, yeah.

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