Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade - New Fly Merch + Trump Arrests Jimmy Stewart and Christopher Walken??

Episode Date: November 10, 2025

Exciting news! They said it couldn’t be done—but we’ve got swag! For a limited time, grab yours at shopflyonthewall.com. Dana and David kick things off by celebrating their first-ever merch drop (since SNL never let them sell anything back in the day), then dive into hilarious stories—like Dana’s septic tank saga, Spade’s singing as a cosmonaut on stage, and insights from ANOTHER corporate gig. Plus, the debut of Buzzing Around, where the guys role-play a ridiculous scenario you won’t want to miss. Order your Fly on the Wall Merch NOW!  Hoodie, sweatpants, t-shirts, hat, and mug, at shopflyonthewall.com - available November 6-13 ONLY! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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We made merch. They said it couldn't be done. It wouldn't be done. And they had a point. But guess rut? Guess what? I'm so excited. I can barely talk.

Scooby-Doo. That's right. Oh, he just stepped on me. I didn't give you something to say. Are you excited? Scooby-Doo? Okay, there you go. He's excited.

He's excited at the idea that we made merch. That's right. Now you, and I'm calling you, dear listener, you can get your very own fly-on-the-wall hoodie, sweatshirts, t-shirts, and speaking of mugs, David. Sweatpants, everything. Of course, fly-on-the-wall trucker hat, because it's me, and that's I wear stupid.

it has all the time. But these are cool, very cool. Comfy, right? Comfy, stylish and guaranteed to make you slightly funnier. I don't know if it's guaranteed, but it's very probable, slightly funnier, and you can point out and go, ooh, fly on the wall. And it has a little spade carvey on there. That's the coolest part, actually. Orders are open November 6th through the 13th only. Only one week, Making it kind of elicit. Folks, time limit. Grab it before it's gone. Go to shopfly on the wall.com.

Shopfly on the wall. Hey, David, I just thought of this. I think Fly on the Wall merch would make a great gift for your friends and family. Wait a minute. Hold on thinking for the holidays. Right. Yep.

You know what I'm telling you that there's literally no better gift. Mm-hmm. And no one would be mad. They'd be ecstatic. It looks very cool. This is black with blue stripes. one I have and oh you have the sweats too on your legs anyway get get yourself uh something uh too for yourself don't miss out order your flying the wall merch from november 6 pay attention

to the 13th that's all that's it and then lights out it's closed shop flying the wall.com all right so check them out folks see if you like it wow do you notice welcome yeah welcome to the the flawed flask welcome to a you can guess look at this shit by the way I'm so freaking ripped now the problem is my shoulders I had removed for a movie and so it doesn't look like I'm that strong but well these are roomy I mean

they're friendly these things they're you know they're not for showing off muscles oh yeah the merch has landed the merch has landed they said it couldn't be done and everyone said it you're never going to get merch you're never going to get merch so um you know i've got smartless sweatsuit i've got a cona needs a friend's sweatsuit i what what do we get i've got um stavros moccasins okay i've got theo von fucking

banana clip for my hair scrunchies yeah i have a i've got uh Giggly squad scrunchy. That was a, yeah. Yeah, I've got Amy, polar, good hang, just sort of sandals that I gave to my wife. I've got a Joe Rogan yo-yo. So I've got everything, but this is the one thing I was missing is our own show. Look at the best part is this little spade carvey right there. You see it?

Is that in there? Very tiny? That's cool, yeah. I can't do it backwards, but yeah, there it is. Even though fly's good, then on the wall is a little smaller. I have to walk you through it. These colors are blue. Various shades, my favorite color.

I'm wearing a blue t-shirt. Coincidence? Dismissed his chance. And what is it called when you do that? It's like a color pattern, a little dash of blue around your neck. I mean, Riz. I live in a country. I don't really know you're a strange city.

You're unfrozen caveman country guy. You know, guess what? We're having our, this is kind of exciting, our septic tank. Oh. The poo is going to be sucked out around sometimes during the podcast. Oh, we should go live. We called them early and they go, no, that's still got some room to run unless you got some gastro and testicle issues out there.

So we wanted to get it sucked out early rather than have a barbecue and have them go, what is that? Oh, smell? Mm-hmm. So you got room to run? What does it mean room to run? In your pipes? The septic tank probably is six months away from overflowing.

We decided to err on caution. Can you empty it now? So they're coming soon. Oh, I don't really understand what a septic tank. I think I had one in Malibu, and they talk about during the fires, the septic tank. They're going to sewer now. I'm like, I don't quite get it. It's poop floats in a bag in your yard for a while.

I think that's. No, it's a giant. tank and all the poop is directed to it. It's buried under the ground. It's a poop tank. It's buried under the ground. Um, and then, um, lovely. It gets cleaned out and that's so you're not connected to.

But anyway, back to our merch. I didn't want to do it. Yeah. I'm going to stand up for a second because I this is people have been talking. Oh, no. I don't know. I'm going to, you stay seated. Okay.

Oh, look at that top stripe. Fly. Oh, that is cool. lift it up you can't hear me there's the fly okay good yeah that is good we should have done a collab with the running man because you look like the running man there glen pal is dana carby glen pal is arnold's foshenegger and the running man part two i like this this looks cool man the fly down the leg i think it's cool well how do we get the how do the folks

Oh, I'll tell you Here's what you do You, uh, it's a limited time We're dropping Exclusive Fly on the Wall merch Only till November 13th Holy shit, man What a time limit

Okay, we need final confirmation But it looks like it's going to be a hoodie Matching sweatpants you showed T-shirts, this is not it But we have T-shirt Trucker hat Mug which you're good of doing

I stole your joke Oh, woo mug. We don't mug. You have to go to shopfly on the wall.com. That is shopfly on the wall.com. That's all. And I'm just going to say, Christmas is coming up. It's coming out.

I'm not going to put the two together. I'll let you guys decide that. There's literally no better present. they're soft they're cozy and they're kind of sexy is that going too far it's very sexy yeah we're right we're breaking sex appeal uh meters in japan it's going all over is my name literally on there is it yeah you can't see it have you had merch before you have merch because you have heather and you're you know oh i do i did have some merch for the

not even the tour more it was sort of Joe dirt I've never had merch well I did sell

churchley posters back in eight in the back at a card table a median because Lauren didn't want

to do any any merchandising it's not what we do we're bob we don't need extra money

now it's like yeah da da da da da they got they got cone head oven mitts at

the S&L store hey But Lauren, Lovitz was the one who told Lauren, Dan and Sala and Virgin die, you know, because I own the church lady. Oh, he ratted you out. And he's making a lot of money. And Lauren said, really? Yeah, because when I was there at the NBC store, they had like the liar, like greeting cards.

They had a, uh, uh, Lovitz when he plays the devil. Oh, yeah, everything. Yeah, they had, they had, they had, they had, they had, they had, they had, receptionist when i got a greeting card i was like receptionist got a greeting card you fucking know wow that blows my mind and it don't be so shocked how many times was it on the show it was like oh i heard it your birthday i've been so crazy lately i don't even remember anyway how old are you again right how many times was i a guest on the receptionist sketch you were an alien in one I only did M.C. Hammer, Roseanne, and maybe that's it, maybe one more.

I tried to get one with Paul McCartney when Alec Baldwin hosted, and we couldn't get the script to him for him to pass on it. And so, yeah, he'd be coming in, I'm here to see Steve Bockner, you know, and you're like, and you are. Right, and what was the bad name? McCartney, how do you spell that? Paul McGinty, yes. Capital C, M, capital C, he's like, and I go, I'm not really. But also, the one with the big mix-up with David Bowie, remember that one?

Episode 391. 40A-G, when I asked Bowie to be in it, and he loved it, and then I had to call him about it, and he said, I love it. I'm 100% in if we could do a tiny tweak. and we switch characters. You play me, I play the guy. By the way, that was Dana before it was even on yet, once.

And so I said, I didn't want to give it up because it was like a character I wanted to do and he immediately was like, well, I had the same thing, you know, who was it? McCartney, when he was on the show, we did Church Lane, read through, he said,

you mind if I play the lady? I'd like to play the lady. He would be better. Because in Britain, you know, there's a lot of, you know, drag and Benny Hill and stuff. So could I play the church lady? I already done it for a year. I had merch. It didn't make it past dress, but he did play the church lady.

Oh, my gosh. The readings were slightly different than I expected. Who could that be, Satan? You know, it didn't have the same. Maybe. Yeah, he goes, who? he's very nice about it also did he say the word plunk in it that's directly from an interview with him

I saw it down for a blunk yeah we'd start plunking away and I was like oh my Beethoven and Mozart sat down for a tinkle I know a little I have to say that if we get Paul back I have another question which you ought know the answer because you're the fanatic but I just saw a clip on Twitter of the rumored story that Jimmy Hendricks heard Sergeant Pepper's

and a day later they went to see him and he had memorized it and played it for him and it is Jimmy Hendricks playing Sergeant Pepper live and I don't know if that's right away but it was so cool to hear it and he knew the words and shit do you have any prompters? Well Sergeant Pepper came out on like a Wednesday

or Thursday and they saw him that weekend or something but the riff of Sergeant Pepper is not very complicated. But for Jimmy to make it Jimmy Hendricks, he did it Jimmy Hendricks, and it was just super heavy. But, you know, look at those heavyweights.

The Beatles, no less, come to see you. The stones are there, and I think Pete Towns, the whole town came to see Jimmy Hendricks. And you bust out Sergeant Pepper? Oh, my God. I know.

Well, Hendricks is a freak. What he could do, he had giant hands. He played, guitar upside down. The sound he could get out of the guitar is just not normal. You know, you have your Jeff Beck, you have your Eric Clapton's, you know, um, your Eddie Van Halen's. Ed, Ed, Ed Van Halen, and Jeffrey Beck, uh, Erica Clapton, you know, all these guys. And James Hendricks, uh, sorry, sorry, Jen X. I call him Jimbo.

One generation had music that was a little bit better. Run away, Gen X with your Taylor Swift's. Oh, no. I'm worried about Post Malone and now Jelly Roll have lost weight. We'll get back to that. I met Jelly Roll, one of the nicest guys I've ever met my life, literally at S&L last fall. Just a sweetheart of a person. I'm glad that he got some weight loss that make him feel better.

I'm at cucumber roll at a sushi place. Okay, that was what I was just exactly trying to think jelly roll, what would be the joke? So you went to cucumber roll. I think one time on the podcast I called him jellyfish and I kept saying it wrong accidentally. Well, I called him Donut Hole for the first part of the week. Hey, Donut Hole, I love that new song. She's my new baby. I called him fuckface accidentally.

I was like, wait, what is it? Yeah. I called him. I said to him, I said, I want you to take one step back and literally fuck your own face. Oh, boy. Where's that from? Tom Cruise? Yep.

Tropic thunder. Tropic thunder. Wow. One of the funniest lines ever. Okay. Shop, get some of these. I like it. I think it's cool as shit.

All right. So this one, Dana, this is Pura. Yeah. Yeah, this is sort of a new move here. I know, reimagining the future of fragrance. Interesting. It's the smart home fragrance brand that's redefining how people scent their spaces. So this is an app control diffuser, right?

And it's got premium clean, safe fragrances. So you just, you pick one and you pick intensity and you can throw it when you want, as strong as you want. Because, you know, sometimes you go in a house and you go, this house. It's like an old person, thought. Or you go and you go, oh, they like the party or whatever. And we go into yours and it's like lots of hair products. It's like, oh, all this hair product.

Yeah. Yeah, straightening irons. I mean, you need pure. I'll be honest. You can personalize it for your environment or your car and it can be a gift. Yeah. I mean, you tell someone, hey, let's josh up that car. Let's jure it that house.

But some people want that because they go, listen, my car I bought it. I don't love the smell. And let's fix it, you know. Or maybe you just want new car smell forever. I'm sure they can do that. With smart sensing technology, I hear. It's like sleeping with sort of a noise behind you or something like puts you in a better mood, that kind of thing. The promo details are November 1st to the 31st and you get a free Pura.

set when you subscribe. Smarter sense starts with a free pura diffuser. You did that pretty well. I know, I said it really well. I just thought of it. For limited time, you can get a free set when you subscribe to two cents monthly for a year. I'm saying the word cent.

It's kind of nice because you can customize your experience with the app controlled tech they've got and enjoy premium long-lasting sense and a sleek modern device. Just in time, oh, just in time for holiday hosting. So it's going to smell like the Christmas tree and all that. People over, you can tweak it a bit. That's a good idea.

It's like having music. It's something like that. Yeah, yeah. Background music, back around. Yeah, that's what I said. Subscribe to a festive scent now. Easily swap it out later. This exclusive deal won't last.

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I might wear it. Dude, I just did. I just did. We didn't have a show last week. apologies. I'd be a week with Adam for fun. They don't like you to say you're on these shows because they change them so much that sometimes they can't go.

Two, I had to cancel in the middle. So anyway, so to go to the shows quickly was just fun overall. We did five states, seven days. And Nick Kroll jumped on some Swartson, Sarah Sherman.

Sounds fun. Fortune was on the one right before I got. there. Fortune. Kim Whitley, I think is her name. She was really funny. And who else? Oh, and then Schneider.

Schneider and I switched. And then in Las Vegas, I sang a song and Schneider opened. And the next night, I did a set. Well, wait a minute. You're singing. I don't hear you singing much. That's right, Dana.

Can we have a 10-second example of you singing? How do you sing? When I'm a Russian cosmonaut named Yuri. Oh, coming down out in the harness and everything? No, I didn't have to do it. I wore a spacesuit though. Yeah. Okay. And so the singing like Russian guy, I'm Russian astronaut. I have fun in this spaceship every time. Yes. It's when I am space. It's called Space Station 69. I go, but my favorite's part of space. No, I go, I look through telescopes and instruments to fix. But my favorite part of space. I go, I look through telescopes and instruments to fix. But my favorite

part of space is when we suck each other's dext. Now we're in zero gravity spinning round and round. It's a well-written song by Dan Hula and Adam. Is it the same one he did on the special? He did in the special, yeah. I've done it once before, but I always talk about it because it makes me laugh. And then Vegas, he goes, why don't you do it tonight?

And then Robloot, I said, hell yeah. Super fun. And then I mixed it up. came out too early. It was a total disaster, but it was so funny because, hey, I can't sing, B, mistakes are funny. Not supposed to sing. I walk out early and I'm in my whole astro, you can't tell it to me. And I get to him, and he's saying, is, what are you doing here? I'm like, they set me out. I don't know. And then he rushes his part. Then he goes, now it's you.

And then I lift my lid and they go, oh, it's spayed. And I, and then I said the wrong line. And he's like, stay on the cards. And then it was funny. No, I hit a high note. You hit a really good high note. I'm going to try to get a clip, Heather. I have it. Of me hitting the high note? Oh my God, if you do, yeah, send it.

We got to see that, yeah. I saw the picture. Oh, show that picture of me of the picture of me lifting the lid. That's good. We could show. I didn't know I was going to talk about this, but she has something. We'll come back to it. But that was it.

So the tour was fun. It ended. But I couldn't do the podcast. I can't do it. I don't have the mental capacity. People think you just open your laptop and do it. That's hysterical. I wish it was that easy.

Look at these notes. It's so funny. It's so hilarious. It's so fucking funny. I have one story. Well, there's two things. One, I was a good boy. I went and voted for.

There's a prop 50. What is it, Dana? Right. First of all, Dana, you have a special election. what does that mean there's not i didn't think there's elections till midterms i know sometimes they call for a special election if they get enough signatures for some referendum wait is this you gee it's the happiest i've ever seen you that's one thing i'll say i've never seen all those teeth

at once that's because the crowd's applauding and i drink it up smile that big that's hysterical well they don't know i'm there so when i come out in the middle of the show oh yeah and you do the reveal And then they go, he sings a song about, in the audience, there's always a guy that drinks that work. And then they cut to people in the audience and there's just some lady there. There's always a guy and there's always a lady that broke, got her, lost her virginity on a rocking horse or something. And they cut to some woman. So they just find people in the audience. And then they did one where somehow the guy looked like Kevin James and then Sandler stopped and made him stand up.

And then he, it was Kevin James. And so the crowd goes, because he's sitting in the middle of 13,000 people. And then he just stands up. Then he goes, can I come up there, Adam? And he goes, I don't know. That's not really what we do. And then he walks up, grabs the guy's beer. And Adam goes, Kevin, you don't drink anymore.

Don't drink. And he goes, and he just looks off camera and everyone tells him to do it. And he goes, sorry, Adam. And he chugs the whole thing. And then he walks on stage and they sing a song. Very funny. Sounds like the greatest show I've ever heard. It definitely is fun.

Yeah. Well, it sounds like a barely controlled mayhem, a lot of miscues. An honest would love that, eat it up. Okay, go back. So you're explaining to me. What's a special election? Well, special election. Sometimes there's a referendum or a whoop they do or are signatures to try to recall a governor or whatever.

It's just a special election. So it came about through this proposition 50 that would allow the Democratic Party in California to redraw lines because they kind of know where the conservatives and liberals are so they can make districts in a way that they know that they will either be in texas they would do it for the republicans in california they'll do it so they create by redrawing lines they create more democratic congressmen that will go to washington so that's what the referendum is about and Obama came out it's good redistrict and so uh what's your what say you Oh, what do I feel about it?

I guess they've been doing it back and forth for a while, so this is sort of bound to happen. But I wish each state would just go by how many Republicans and how many Democrats that would help even it out. But that's not really how it works. Well, it's yeah, it's congressional, I had a couple before, congressional districts. But this game, I don't know when it started drawing these lines. It's gotten pretty absurd. It used to be kind of general. Okay, this area voted for this Democrat or Republican, but then they can redraw it and slide down here and add some of their party.

And then it's sort of, yeah. Well, I think the part that bothered me, and it would bother me in Texas too, is when it's an extra 200 million to do it when no one's really asking for. It's their idea. It's like, hey, come on. And it bothers me because my buddy. he's selling his house and he has to pay $750,000 off the top for homelessness. And you go, well, that's a hefty fee for homelessness and especially when it's not guaranteed as we found in the last couple of years to go to that.

It's not getting any better. It's getting worse. They lose some of this money. And $750, I said don't pay it, but you can't not pay it because it is so mandatory and legal, but it's not mandatory to pay it on two homeless. I mean, it's not, they passed, it's called a mansion tax. Oh, the mansion tax, yeah, I know that. Yeah, if you're in this certain area of L.A. County, it's a 1% added, added on tax or something.

I don't think it's, or is it more, 3%? I think it, yeah, it's either 3% or 5% or, yeah. So, anyway, all complicated issues that just infuriate me because I just wish California would fix some fucking roads and just not just keep there's just so much money flying on it's not helping everyday people i'm not an everyday person let's take me out of it i just fucking yeah i would say we call it infrastructure we want water we want power we want clean safe neighborhoods we want pothos for potholes filled all kinds of things uh that we pay for because we don't cheat on our taxes we've got the same business manager we're being very

extra extra because we're like oh we don't want to get busted i'm like who cares like this is everyone is everyone going by the letter of the law anymore that's what i get sick of fucking shit everyone's bending shit anyway i won't bog you down with that but that's what's going on uh i did hear another story that jennifer lawrence speaking in politics says i'm not going to talk about politics anymore she came out i see that i thought that was interesting that she said it's just pointless celebrities talking about politics people it doesn't move the needle enough she goes and i want people because people get mad half the crowd gets mad obviously no matter what side you're on so she's like i'd rather have that half still come see my movies because i don't want to alienate them and they're

like oh i don't like that person that talks shit so i'm not going to so that's yeah i think she'd say it all i think it is a reverse thing i don't i think the democrat made a mistake. They had all these superstar people up there. So then they're lecturing people how they should vote. And you're like, wait a minute. So you get to have a billion dollars or 500 million. You fly on a private jet. You're either a former president of the United States or you're a movie star. And you tell me how to vote. It's a little bit like, whoa, too much then. You know, I think it backfired. I don't think people, most people would vote. Well, who am I going to vote for? I just let me pick a random celebrity.

Yeah, I don't know. I mean, who is, I'm trying to think of the most. Is anyone from Punky Brewster chiming in I could join in? Yeah, I know. Has Drew Kerry said something yet? Yeah, when is he going to break his silence? I remember the Kamala thing where Megan the Estallion performed and I kept thinking corporate gig like those are hard it goes back to me doing my corporate gig going that's a tough crowd

i just did one in Vegas oh talk about your corporate gig i drove to Vegas for some reason i just got tired of being an airport i kind of like that yeah i kind of like that fuck it i'm driving and then i'm coming down the strip and the the AI or whatever's going your destination is on the left so i look at it's not the hotel and i go fuck it's really rush hour in Vegas. So it's an hour to do the loop, get on the 15, come back around. It still says destitute nations till when they left. So I drove in there and it was the Hilton, not mine. I go, do you know where this hotel is? And he goes, it's cross street. So it was another 45 minutes. So that was fun. Played to about 4,000 insurance people, really,

really nice people, but there was an hour speech before me, a very nice woman that was very technical, and she was a little, you know, it was just like, you literally, I did find a pin. I was talking to the backstage people, and I dropped it, and you could hear it. It was the deadest, I got them going, but it was a lot, a lot of work. Yeah, sometimes those things are always mean well. Sometimes they're really fun, and sometimes they tack it on. at the end of like an eight-hour day, a workday, as a favor. Now there's some entertainment.

They're trying to leave and they're like, oh, oh, I have to sit through this joker. This was 11.30 in the morning, which was fantastic. Oh. I got them going. But the room, they give you sometimes, they give you a suite. I could run laps in to be able to turn the lights off, just to get all the lights off. We just went through this. It's 45 minutes.

I literally couldn't. And then it's too fantastical. You know, it's just, it's a workload. And you get lost. I know it's first world. Don't write letters, but I'm like, we hate you. We hate you. No, it's the difference between too much of a good thing.

I was there with Heather and Regan. I'm like, I can't figure out how to get my lights off at night and I can't figure out how to close them. Yeah, I get that all the time. Or get the TV to go down. I mean, everyone said, because I was walking. To go down. How funny it sinks into something. They come out of a thing.

Well, I guess it's going to be on, and I can't put it down. I've got the thing. So everyone said, you got to go to this fear, got to go to this fear, you know, and the ticket prices. They're playing the Wizard of Oz in this sphere, and they literally throw apples at you, and there's snow on your head. So I just said, fuck that. Everyone likes that.

So I just went to kind of a counterbalance, another competitor of the sphere. It was at the Frontier Hotel. It's called the Big Round Ball. And it was about, you know, the sphere is the fear. It's called the big round ball. And you go in, there's just bleachers, about 25 people in there. A guy's juggling. Okay.

A guy did some mime impressions. Anyway, it was not probably as good as this field. Did you do a guest set? No, I was just hiding in the back. I had my merch on. It was 9.95 to go see the show. And there was a stripper toward the end. That's nice.

We should put you, or in this fly on the wall hoodie and have you just walk around Vegas. See if I get mugged. Okay. I'm going to give you $1,000 right now. You have two seconds. Can you pronounce the name of the gentleman who's maybe now the mayor of New York? Yeah, Zambo Mugambi. Oh, you got it.

No, it's, I think I remember it's mom dummy. It's not Mondami. Zohran, Mamm Dani. Even though it's an A in there, you don't say MAMDani. Yeah, something like that. Yeah. Is it a fish? already it's probably happening right no we're yeah we're kind of it's happening today it's happening today and

we'll be out in two months which is yeah we'll be out in three and a half weeks so this is the day of the election i hate to date this thing oh but i wanted to say this is that only in america you have to have pride and the idea of it that a guy from uganda named zoran mam dany can run for mayor of the largest most maybe the greatest city in the world we've had brawara of St. Obama. We've had Zoran, Mamdani. And I thought, is there any, does that happen in reverse anywhere? Hi, everybody. My name's Bill Wilson. I'm from Toledo, and I'm honored to be the new leader of Iran. I'm Zimbabwe. My brother, Steve Wilson, runs Al-Qaeda, and my Carrie Wilson's the head of the Taliban. We're all from Toledo. We're white Christian,

and we just love it over here in the Middle East and we're glad to be your leader. And everyone clamors to vote them, yeah. I know. It's, you know, that's why USA is so wonderful. Yeah, you got to give ourselves a feather. First, find a cap. Put a feather and go, look, we lead the world.

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Oh, it's already buzzing around. Okay. Busing around. We got a name. It's sponsored by 5-Hour Energy's new cranberry lime flavor. It's the perfect way to cut through your holiday food-induced coma. So head to your local retailer or www. 3 of them.

5hourenergy.com. That's 5, the number 5hourenergy.com. I don't like it. I love it. So for this week's buzzing around, I'm going to give me a scenario and then you work in some impressions, okay. Okay, so just do your best. It doesn't have to be great. So I'm going to give you Jimmy Stewart, maybe getting pulled over by a car, work in Christopher Walken, and if you can, Trump.

Yeah. If you can't, that's fine. I can do it, whether it'll be entertaining, is an entirely subjective idea. Okay, Jimmy Stewart, Chris were walking, get pulled over for a speeding ticket, and work in Trump, you know. He could be the cop. He could be whatever you want. Yeah. Well, I'm having a fun time driving around with you, Chris.

Yeah. I always like it. You and me driving. They're already getting pulled over. Well, well, it looks like there's a light in the back. I don't know what it's for. The cop is saw going to fast leadfoot. Now!

I like that one. And then it's like, knock on the window. Can you do a sound effect? you get pulled over can i see your driver's license and registration can i see it holy crap trump's a cop in this scene yeah well what do you want from us i never heard of you i'm the president of united states that i moonlight as a highway patrolman you were going faster than you're supposed to go i'm going to give you a ticket and i'd like to to give tickets and if you look at it

everybody gets tickets. No! I'm telling you, you've got to get a ticket. Now! You're going to get a ticket. No! You go? I like it. Keep going. All right, now I'm going to add one.

I don't have COVID. Jimmy Fallon comes by. Oh, shit. Hey, this is crazy. Jimmy Stewart. Hey, Christopher Falkin. We don't need him. He's a stonecoat loser.

We had a better show that go bad, but it doesn't really matter. Jimmy, what have you got to say? Well, I don't like what's going on here. Now, you see, we were just out for a drive. Oh. All we wanted to do was do a little drive. And then Leadfoot here went too fast. I'm not going to get the ticket.

He is. Yeah, for sure. Now, let's get out of here. you. Do a sound if that car goes fast. They got away. Captain, I'm sorry. Captain Vance, they got away.

They got away, Vince. Captain Vance. This is Highway Patrolman Donald Trump saying, stay tuned for next week's episode. It's going to be da-da-da-da-da-da-da. That's great. Jimmy Fallon could have been on a moped. came in, got kind of admonished, and then he left. Do you, Stuart, Chris Rocking, I get in a ticket.

Now, one of our viewers will make that animated and it'll be funny. Who can edit it? You know, you can animate it with AI now. If you have eight seconds, yeah. I don't know if it was magic, but it's our first one. I like that. I like that. A bit of a runner.

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5hourenergy.com. Yep. And scene. And now we can go to headlines What stories are out there? Let's see them. We'll do a couple.

We always just say we'll do a couple. I know. And then they're so magic, we can't stop. Truck allegedly carrying monkeys with hepatitis C, herpes and COVID crashes in Mississippi. What is this? The clampets? This sounds like a real zoo I don't want to go to. All right.

Load them up. Load on, yeah, the hep C monkey and the herpes. Yeah, get them in the pad. Oh, update. All but one of the, oh, this is a sad. Destroyed. Oh. Destroyed just means they destroyed the reputation.

Okay. I don't like the term animal disposal. All right. Well, this is a fun story. It was a fun story. How did they get hepatitis C? Was it an animal experiment? You don't want to know.

I don't want to know. I do not. I would say I don't as a joke, but I don't. Okay, so everything's fine there. That's my summary. That was the feel-good clip of the year. Yeah. Now.

Florida just became the first state to ban atmospheric. Oh, chem trails, commonly known as camtrails. Aerosol spraying, cloud seating, weather modification, climate manipulation via biological or chemical agents. So this is, I heard now 22 states have done this. So it is kind of real. They're doing something and people are just saying, hey, if you're doing something,

we want to know what it is and we don't really want it. But let's just stop and realize what is it, stop for now. Because they said during the shutdown, there weren't any problems this guy. I don't know if that's true, but that was a big people doing videos going to see how clear the sky is.

So I don't know. What would they even be putting in there? What would it be? I don't know. My question is, does it actually really work? Like, can you just make it rain with that stuff? I think weather manipulation.

Condensation trails. Yeah. Geoengineering and aerosol operations are real. The state is finally admitting it. Yeah, I also, I heard that appeal is getting stopped. what's appeal dana no idea appeal is

the spray they put on fruit now organic fruit that bill gates invented I don't know they just go I don't know if it's needed is any one more thing on your fruit let's just I don't know I don't know what the problem is but I heard they're stopping it

so some people like that some won't how about that pesticides all that stuff I don't know. It's supposed to be good, but is that, I just always wonder his field. It's mosquitoes and that. I'm like, just didn't he make computers at one point? He was a good salesman.

I don't know. Yeah, he windows and all that stuff. Windows, beep, pooh, boo. But it's like when you wake up and you go, yeah, I'm famous. I got $100 billion. Now maybe I'll solve mosquitoes. Right. I mean, probably means well.

It's just, let's leave the fucking mosquito. I mean, I don't know. Unless it's a hundred percent guarantee, we don't need to add mosquitoes. Okay, moving on. And everyone can chime in and say, I don't know what I'm fucking talking about. Okay, China now requires influencers to have a degree to discuss serious topics. Uh-oh. Uh-oh for us.

Fines of 100 grand. So China has introduced new rules requiring influences to have a university. College degree or a degree about how to be a good, yeah. Before commenting on professional topics like finance. Oh, like us talking about pesticide. Well, this is, yeah, but this is, everyone knows we're two comedians, but to say seriously finance medicine, law and education. Oh, they're coming down on them.

I don't mind that. I just don't know how you really control the non-college degree influencer. I mean, then you have to ban them and control their podcast or something. China can handle that. I don't think they have a problem. China, China doesn't play. I mean, actually, you can go to a movie theater in China, or is it North Korea, in China, and then you get a grade, yeah, it's China. You get a grade for what kind of citizen you are, and you're just in a movie theater,

and you'll see that you're like a deep. Is it face recognition? Yeah, you're not a great, yeah, they categorize everyone, and you get a number, and I don't know. I'll just, you know, there are no solutions that only try. off so if you want to have freedom you have to put up with a lot of shit otherwise you go for this police state kind of stuff listen i will tell you and this is a bold statement i feel like i'm at the low end an a plus citizen well pause uh Dana what is your vote you think what are you

have you ever committed a crime a real oh they're going to factor that in okay um um Have you ever incited a riot? All right. Well, maybe let's not do this because my grade is plummeting. Yeah, because there was that time in South Tucson where I guess you were. South Tucson. I like when you could do Arizona references. Oh, yeah.

I mean, you were in Prescott one night. I did go to jail in Tempe when I was at ASU. Yeah, you got in comedian's jail when you had a rough set at the Tempe. I was leaving a party. In fairness, I was buzzed. But that back then, I don't think back then it was a thing. Oh, you were kind of like you are now. Yeah.

Just mildly drunk. And they pulled me over for a taillight or something. And they took, they said, you have a warrant. They handcuffed me. And there was people around, all my people I knew. And they're like, they got the big fish. So I'm in jail. I had to call a comedian to get me out, another guy, Mike Sterner.

Anyway, the problem was my brother kept getting pulled over and he had a warrant, Andy. So he kept saying he was me. Oh. And so I had a stack of tickets and I went to jail. And when I told him he didn't, he wasn't really bothered by it. Okay. If we have time for this story, it was true. So when I was living, I don't know if I told this on the podcast.

episode 3,041. Above the garage, remember Bob Duback, our sort of de facto house manager. Joe, what was Joe's last name? Hell? Joe, some. Joe's a writer. Yeah.

And Kevin Nealon. Okay, go ahead. So I was there alone in the house. This was when I was on that afternoon, I was going to read for a movie, tough guys with Bertland Catson and Kirk Douglas. Suddenly knock, knock, knock on the door, come in the driveway.

It's like a, it's just a, unmarked car, two guys, men in black suits. Mr. Carvey, we understand that, because the previous place we lived, some kind of when we were moving my wife and I from Northridge, somehow these people thought we had a box of a ring, a $300 ring. What did you do with the ring, Mr. Carvey? What did you do with the ring? And this was like 18 months later. I didn't do anything when they ring. So then I go, I'm about to read for a movie. I make $60,000 a year and up. I mean, why would I steal? And they started circling me and really intimidated me. You want to get in the car? Mr. Carvey? You want to get in the car? Why don't you just get in the car? Get in the car,

not getting the car. In those days, I didn't have a cell phone. I didn't have an attorney. So finally, I did a trick that I do when I'm really pissed. I tried to reverse it. So I said, look at me. No, no. You, look at me. I did not steal the ring. He starts talking his part. Nope, nope, right here. Look at me. Because I was so pissed. So they finally left. And the guy had a vendetta. He was going to arrest me on a Friday night. So I'd have to spend a weekend in the jail.

That point, I somehow got a hold of a lawyer. I had to go down to the police station, fingerprints, sign my signature a thousand times, and be photographed. There's my story. I know it's not hilarious, but it is interesting. But I think people are wanting to know what did you do with the ring? I stole it and I sold it. I mean, yeah, did you eventually just sell it or? No, it was ridiculous.

We never, the box may have came up. We just never. I like a $300 ring. Meanwhile, you could steal it all day here in California. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so, Dane, I think we jump off because we. How can we top my story? We can't top anything.

This was an A plus plus plus. Yeah. And that was the United States Postal Service. They have a lot of power and no accountability. This was a long time ago. It's still. That was who busted you because they thought you stole it. Yeah, they just, the report robberies, and it took them like 18 months to show up.

We think that when the Carveys moved. Maybe it was them so. That they took this box intentionally and this $300 ring. So just, you know, I survived. All right. Well, we'll look for comments in the YouTube. Okay. Thank you, Dana for coming by.

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