Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade - Q&A with D&D

Episode Date: December 19, 2022

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thing. We're going to do questions and I'm sure we'll never do it again. It'll suck so bad. But Dana, tell him what's going on. Anything you want to ask us? Because we get letters and stuff or people stop us on the street. It's like, why are you wearing that? So if you're inquisitive, you want to know about Saturday Night Live or really anything because I'm a licensed therapist.

Yeah. So I'm also good with advice. Yeah, so David has a... See, we don't have to pay a sound effect guy because we have silver tongue here. What was that like spaceship? That's a good one. It's like a Martian ship.

What was you do with this one? Hey, you can do it with anything. And if you want it so far. Hit us with your questions. It's fly on the wall at cadence13.com. What is the comms stand for? Um, commissary. Yeah. I knew you'd know it.

Alright, let's go to the first caller. We don't know these people. We've never. Hey, this is like a Magist magician. I, or a hypnotist, I've never met you, right? I don't know what you're gonna say. So this is off the cuff. Okay, pop them in. I even know the name or anything.

Go, go, and go. And anytime. And here we go. And three, two, one, and person action. This is called the awkward part and dead air productions. Oh, here comes something. Hey. Hey, what's up, guys?

It's working well. I like you already. There you go. I'll be getting it. What's your name? Dave Vlbar. Dave, hi Dave. How are you?

Thanks for being our first guest on our first day. I like what you've done with that blank wall behind you. It's just paint so far, right? You're a minimalist, you know, you Swedish. Are you Swedish because I am? You don't have a lot of furniture in there. No, no, this is my living room. It's just me and my roommate.

So there's not much. You got a swingers. I don't know if you guys can see that, but that's a swingers. I remember Vince Vaughn, Fabra, yeah. Yeah, sure. That's hip. Got a big TV.

That's not too shabby. Okay, what do you got to say? What do you think, Ken Dave? My question is, what SNL character of yours or movie character has been the most popular Halloween costume? Ah. Well, Dave, it, I know what mine is, it's pretty obvious. I don't, do you have a Hollywood costume? You know, this is, it's pretty obvious. I don't really, do you have a Hollywood cut?

You know, this is a good question because it's probably easier with Dana. I'm guessing you're gonna say Garth. Yes. Or church lady. Garth, the thing about Garth, I don't know why, but women with long blonde hair constantly come up to me and say,

you won't believe this, I played Garth Halloween. But when I raised my kids up in the mountains of Northern California, I thought, okay, I'm getting away from Hollywood, getting away from all that nonsense. First Halloween, I'm at the fireplace, I got stuff going, passing out the candy. I turn around, there's a kid, a big kid.

I think it was a boy, anyway, dressed exactly like Garth on Halloween. I thought you can run, but you can. Oh, man. That's great because every girl I know is like, I could play Garth, I have split ends. Well, what's funny is me and my girlfriend were going as Wayne and Garth for Halloween.

You are. Yeah. But here's my whole thing about it. I love Wayne's world, Dana. I love you. But at the end of the night, I kind of want to be with like a Playboy bunny or like a Jessie nursing instead of staring at Garth.

You know what I mean? It's a little, it gets a little meta, little weird. You're gonna undress Garth, is that's what you're saying, Tay? Makes me feel kind of funny. Yeah. Well, just twist your face. Are you doing Wayne?

Yeah, you're going to be chopped, right? just do the hair and go shot right but tell you're is it your girlfriend? Yeah, and are how how you know what's with this relationship? Taking a side to go. Yeah, well, you're you're undressing her as my character. I think I yeah She lives in Vegas. I live here in San Diego. So we're doing the long distance thing. So Otherwise, no one is cheating. So no, I'm kidding. Uh, listen, here's what you do when she gets it when you get home. Yeah, just pop out your contacts and she'll look like one of the real housewives I don't know which one, but it'll be a little blurry and you can fake it with that that guard's wing It'll be a little blurry and you can fake it with that guard's wing.

But let's, okay, now here's mine. I know it's already over. I know what it is. But now I'm gonna answer. I don't think you're gonna be right, but go ahead. Gap girl. Well, I get some gap girl, but the most following costumes I get is is joder and we can see a lot of people do grownups. But those aren't from SNL.

When I hosted, I think we did. Matt Piedmont, I wrote something about a stripper, a chaperone named Shane. And it kind of looked like Joder. I think it was right before I did Joder. But I sort of liked the name Shane and Joder. I was gonna be the name Shane and then we changed it. But the Joder, even Russell Westberg,

when is joder? I saw that in the distance. Joder is a good look. It's a funny look and it's pretty easy. They're not always that good. My favorite are when babies go as joder. Cause they dress up little kids and babies and they're always cuter and funny.

And the girl goes as brandy, their dog goes as the dog. But that's it. All right, man, thank you very much. And I love San Diego and I was just. But that's it. All right, man, thank you very much. And I love San Diego. And I was just kidding about that other thing. Yeah. And appreciate you calling in. And make sure if you got to put a ring on it,

at some point, easy. I'm just saying. Oh, I got to go, guys. Yeah, exactly. Okay. Goodbye. Bye, everybody. Yeah, good.

I love you. Yeah, you know, he could put a ring pop on it this week. And then, oh, he's still there. Okay. Well, the thing I love about Dave in his question, oh, hi Dave. All right, when you jump off, you can jump off the Zoom because you don't want to be in the waiting room on someone's computer for the next five days.

Okay, well, that was good. I liked that. It was the first one and he was good. We broke the seal. That was easy. Okay, yeah, let's try another one. Let's see who's in there. You got personal thing. You got really in there. I like that you're digging a little bit. I'm a licensed therapist. Oh, He's got portrait background. Wow. Wow. You're suspended in three-dimensional floating in space. Looks like he's not a commercial. I feel like I'm stoned. Michael, what's up buddy?

What's he doing Wayne? Thank you guys. Anyway, good to see you. Thanks for being part of our inaugural fan question. You know what, he knew we were gonna make fun of is it parmin? So he blurred it out. I blurred out.

Yeah. No, I got it. No, we're not gonna make fun of you. Okay, great, great. No, it's fine. It looks cool. How are you today? I'm great. I am.

I'm still sort of in disbelief that this is actually happening. When I got the email, I was like, this is a prank. Like, how did I, how did I get this? How did I get the right to do this? But it feels, this feels right for your question. It's so odd to be on this side of the fence because for most of my life, I once saw Michael Landon in a restaurant when I was 10 years old from Bonanza. And I couldn't speak. So the idea that you would be nervous around David Spade

is me. He's the director on you. You should be nervous. All right, go ahead. I'm sorry. I'm nervous. Yeah, no, it's all good. Just to set the stage on where I align, it's Joe dirt, master of the skies. Just the one. Yeah, the one. You're the one. Joe dirt was a hit.

Master's guys is a great movie. Thank you. Thank you. Michael, okay, go ahead. What do you got? All right, here's the question. So we'll just be grateful to hear your guys' strategies, processes, music, and gearing up for like a big day of work,

whether that's on set or getting ready to perform or something along those lines, we just love to hear about your guys' process there. Yeah, we kind of asked Paul McCartney that a little bit before he went on. And now we're being asked, that's kind of cool. He was not as nervous as we were. I did hear that this morning actually. Yeah, yeah, we took a, that was fun. But I was star struck, you know, I've met him a couple times, but it was very nerve-wracking to see his face on the zoom

Just because your question should be his his question to you. What What was our prep and just talking to Paul McCartney? That was what we were scared of for like three days I had to go to I was on vacation and Wyoming with my family had to go to a special hotel and because I had to get wifi and we didn't know if David was gonna make it on the Zoom, he was having technical issues. He was, you know, Michael, I wanted to kick myself. There's so many things we wanted to ask him and then we just, I froze up.

Dana was pretty smooth, but. I didn't know we could talk about the Beatles. I know, once you did and he sort of got into it, we're like, oh, because we don't want to fend him in any way, shape or form. Yeah. And I once, the one of the first, I met him at a party once and he was in line in the Lou. Sorry. It's that me and Paul say Lou. This is getting interesting. And then I said, he was nice. But you know, he's all just high high, you know, he's nice. But then I auction off tickets to see him at a fundraiser for Haiti and I wound up in,

it's in my act, I do a whole thing on a day and it's hilarious. I love it. But I wound up paying $125,000 for the tickets. So the good news is Haiti is fixed, but the bad news is, I fixed it. But the bad news is, I went to see Paul'm a carne, I had to pay all that money. Talk about upsell. And then you're supposed to meet him. And I waited with Kanye and then they go,

oh, he'll see you. He had his guitar. It's just, he and his white. And then, oh, Joe Walsh came in. Just in that little backstage, little half-banger honey wagon whatever they call trailer and he was super nice and I never found out did he know it was because I bid on that because I we called and said hey David wanted

to come see Paul and thought they knew what I meant and they just said oh sure and he said okay come say hi and he never mentioned I thought he'd be like holy shit why they don't remember you know when you're the most famous person on the planet you just you know but I'll answer your questions Paul you know I get up you know a brush a teetha I go and I do a teetha you know I get a nice little breckey you know that put on me best trousers put a little water on my face some ready for me show to your question though if if I'm doing a 90 minute stand-up set, I try, I don't normally nap,

but I'll try to close my eyes for a while. I'll look at my notes, close my eyes some more. I'll try to eat a light meal, salmon, right at a certain time frame, make sure I'm hydrated, and really do with some push-ups or something to be optimal as much as I can, David. Yeah, I'm on this kind of a tour right now.

And Dana and I both don't do standup all the time like we used to, but this year I'm trying. Okay. And when I got to go out there and do an hour, or whatever, even more, Dana does 90, which is even harder. 90 on the toes. 90 and he's fucking doing a lot of shit

and his voice and he's physical. I'm out there mumbling my stupid act, but it is hard. Wait a minute, you got tickets on sale. No, it's a circle. But I eat, I can eat almost anything right before I go on. I'll eat a steak. When I was in that Sandler tour, they had a steak backstage every night.

I ate a full steak and I don't, and they're like, you're up next. They're into a new and I don't, okay. Full steak and that, my vodka dyke, to. David Spudler. full steak and I don't. And they're like, you're up next. They're intro new and I don't. Okay. Full steak. And now my vodka dyke. David Spudler. Yeah. Then I walk out. Hello. Now I know why you're so low key in your act. You're going. I'm going. Yeah. But I will have a little bit of chocolate sometimes like just a square of chocolate. So it's really all food oriented for you guys. Well, I do drink a little, I usually have a few knocks, probably two, but that's it.

But then I get scared, I don't only two buzz, but I do have fun out there, because it is nerve-wracking. I still for sure get nervous. You wanna, I feel like with people by tickets and stuff, a responsibility to be optimal as much as possible, because I was on stage, 1500 people, and I hadn't done a full 90 in a while,

and I got to a really good bit, and I was setting it up, being bang, boom. What the fuck is the next line? What's bang? I only missed two, but that was very painful. I remember banging boom. So what I did, the next gig I had, I just repeated the bit in my hotel room,

over and over again. But you want to be optimal, you want to be good, you want to make them happy. So you just want to feel good out there if you can. But a lot of times, you know what? You're kind of exhausted from travel. That's the problem. Travel is just ding. This week, I'm like, I'll tell you, because when it's a theater, it is a different vibe when they're paying more.

They're excited. You see my Instagram, like saying, I'm in line. And I remember this week and I wanted to try some different bits. So like Dana, if I haven't done one in a while, I have to say it out loud to figure out all the snags because you can get in the middle of it and you just stop and go, I don't know what the ending was. I don't know where I was going with this. So you have to go beginning middle end

and you go, I got it. And then you got there. Really, really, really helps. Do you have any follow up or do that answer your question? No, that's great. I'm grateful for that answer. But I guess my only follow up would be like, what's your like, do you have like a pump up music that you go for? Cause I'm getting ready to run the New York City marathon. Raise some money for cancer research. And it's like, what I'm listening to a big booty mix right now. I don't know if you know what that is, if you've heard of that.

I know what big booties are. I would say a song that David loves, and I saw it the other night, because my wife and I are watching the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. And it was Ella Kud, Cool J, anything with energy, like Mama said, knock you out. Would really, that makes me laugh. It's such a funny song. Mama said said knock you out would really that makes me laugh at such a funny song.

Mama said nothing out because you know anything with high you know just massive what is heaven what is the seventh song I go up to? Whole lot of love I go up to a whole lot of love. I go up to B.C. Boys sabotage sometimes. I in Arizona I went up to Arizona by Scorpions and anything gets you going. But Dana, by the way, should tell you, he's scribbling all these down, which is my- I literally was like, one more question.

I thought this was a sports show. Oh, you're like writing down the music? Well, if you start getting tired toward the end of the marathon, just put on like Peter Paul and Mary, like as you're just slowing down. Dana does pop the magic dragon for the first time. The last quarter mile.

I ran a marathon almost killed. Dana, I'd heard a little birdie told me. A little birdie told you what. Dana, no, a deer from the old Roles of Engagement. Always wanted me to ask you, if you have some record or some running record or a distance record, is that possible? For what?

For show business? No, for me, the oldest living comic. running record or distance record is that possible? For what? For show business? No. I mean, the oldest living comic. No, for being, you were like a marathon runner and you have some records because you're a good runner. Yeah, I ran a 427 mile at age 17. Wow. That's not bad. See that? Wow.

I ran a marathon, but it was in August. I also was 17. It was like 90 degrees out. The first 10 miles are uphill. They just continue it because people died. But I ran that in 304, which is, I could have run 240 at the time. So I was running a lot.

That's all people. How'd you do that? Well, I just ran a lot. That's all I did. So you're romping him up because he's about to do the big monster one. I've been training since December, and I would be like elated to run it under four hours.

I can't even imagine what it would take to run in three minutes and four seconds. That sounds a little loose. Well, three hours. You ran a marathon. You had a minute of pace, but it was with a lot of hills. This one's flat. Don't go out too fast.

Always stay aerobic, not anaerobic. So like just below a talking thing. And just make sure that you go out a little slower than you even want. And you want to have negative splits if you can. Get to 13.1 halfway. And that's when you, what I call put the hammer down and dominate your competition.

My advice is when you get finished, just show girls your step counter and just go, hey, did you do 400,000 steps today? Oh, that's me, that's right, can I buy you a drink? It's a billion steps. Well, that's really cool. You're doing that. It's your knees okay. Your hips. You got good shoes. You're all right. Yep. Everything's good right now. I'm just happy to be where I am. Good for you. Well, congratulations. Good job. Thank you. And thank you for checking in on us. Thank you guys. This is awesome.

Take care. Peace out, bro. Love you, bro. I feel like I was slumping during him, but I'm back up. You can't see all the land cruises, I'm sure. como por qué los bostezos son contagiosos, pero MailChimp no. MailChimp analiza los datos de millones de correos electrónicos para ofrecer recomendaciones personalizadas para mejorar el contenido de tus correos electrónicos, segmentar tu público, entre muchas cosas más, adivina menos y vende más con IntuitimailChimp.

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Kim. We both go like this. It's literally this small. You know, I'll put it in the corner of your Zoom. Yeah. Yep. All right, Kim, what's going on? You look like a nice today. Oh, thank you. So I was just wondering about venue size. I saw it. Does it matter? Does it matter? Does venue size matter? Yeah. You know what? It's that go ahead. Well, go,

I finished your thought. Well, so the thought just simply was that you know first of all I have a very hard like 10 row rule. I will I if I have to sit more than 10 rows back. I'm not going. Oh wow So but when I went and saw David recently I was in the front row and you know You're yak and with a nine year old kid neck, you know, in the front row. And do you remember it to the guy next to me? And so it's kind of like it feels very spontaneous and very personal if you're sitting in the audience. Yeah. Right.

So as you scale up and venue size, at what point do you lose that? And how does it actually change, either the material you deliver or how you deliver it. And does that connection really? And what's the largest venue you've actually ever been in? Where you felt like you lost that connection. Uh, I'll start a sophisticated question because she was at, are you a performer? Or just, no, no, I spent a lot of time with you, you're performers. Yeah. You go to a lot of shows too, right? Okay. Yeah. I love, I spent a lot of time with farmers.

Yeah, you go to a lot of shows too, right? Okay. Yeah. I love going to shows. I'm like you where I will spend money on scalping tickets because, or whatever, just to try to get up close, or it's not worth it to me. And I, I think you're talking about Saratoga possibly,

the show. And because it was, I'm wondering, was the kid with you? Was it your kid? No, it wasn't my kid. No, they were sitting a little farther down and then there was like a 10-year-old in the front row. Oh, I've had that.

You go out in like eight or 10-year-olds there and then you think, oh, that's a fuck bomb and that makes a little too sophisticated. Yeah, but I had fun with this kid. I actually liked that show a lot. It was outdoors. It was beautiful. Right for an outdoor theater. And it was fun I had fun with this kid. I actually liked that show a lot. It was outdoors, it was beautiful. Great for an outdoor theater. And it was fun to refer back to this kid.

I did not know he was gonna be there. I didn't know, I mean, you just walk out and you're kind of playing off in between jokes. You look around. You got his name. I don't know his name. You didn't get his name? Because this is your guy.

Hey, Michael, what do you think? Yeah, I go back to him, I go. Yeah. But one of the things also is you can't really change the act for this one kid to rip off the audience because you start going like Dana's saying, I can't say this joke, unless you mention it and then you do it anyway,

like it's kind of funny, but I don't wanna, I only change it if my mom's there. Honestly, I only change it. Oh really? But with venue size, I wish the ones who are doing now are pretty big about 2025. And I would say more than that, I would like to have a video screen.

Because I make a lot of faces. Dan is the same way. A lot of the activity, a lot of the goofy stuff is here. And I want everyone to see in the balcony and everything. The big screens do help. I played a 40, 700 seat county fair last week in in Fresno. And I was halfway. Yeah. And it was gigantic. And he just had to pump more energy. And remember not to get too tight up with the people in the first row. And then there was a little

like a band started playing rhythm and blues really loud in the middle of my act. I had another key. I was going to stay fair. I'm like, what I just started singing along with them. But yeah, it depends on the room. Sometimes rooms are big and they play kind of small and vice versa. But if you can get up front, but first row, that's a little tight. I don't want it. You're in the light then a little bit, right? You might get lit up too. Well, you know, I so I don't worry so much about that I try to be very like yeah yeah but anyway yeah so thanks for the answer. Hopefully there's a little kid next to you. No that was a fun show. I hope you thought so because I like that show we had a great time. Oh my

god I actually laughed so hard I blew perfectly good vodka out We had a great time. Oh my God. I actually laughed so hard. I blew perfectly good vodka out of my nose. I'm literally, it was really, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm Thank you. Yeah, thank you very much. All right, pleasure. Thank you. She's a very sweet look. She had a good question. And then she wrapped it up, which is never, you know. I know, which is nice. That was unusual. She gave the woe sign like too much guy. Just, is it good or bad? They're kind of sophisticated questions about performing.

Oh, we got a side pony. Look at that. All the hair is to the side. There's a name for that. I don't know if it's side pony. I have my wrong name. Sorry. Oh yeah. It's Alice.

It's not Alice. It's not Alice. I write murder mysteries. And I guess I was Alice last time. I like that. You write murder mysteries? Yeah, just says a side thing. Oh, when did Bob Ross paint that painting behind you?

I know it's so beautiful. Let's put a little flower here. We're going to put some smoke. Some fun smoke. Okay, go ahead. What do you got for us? I love you guys so much. I just had to say that I've been watching

you since I was five years old on TV. So love you, me and my sisters. We all love you. We watched you on Saturday and in live. We love all your movies, but Dana, we really identified with your movie, Opportunity NAC. You did.

Which I've never heard you talk about on this podcast yet. But we loved it because of all the skim and imprinking because that's our favorite pastime to do together. So just like what your movie's about. There was a lot of scheming and pranking, yeah. Tell us the log line sort of of opportunity for the people. Well, it was a guy who was sort of on the lamb and he hit out in this house, right? And pretended to be really rich. And then, you know, to get away from the cops and stuff, he did the characters and he manipulated people. You probably know it better than I do at this point.

I was about to say,'s like going in. And then I, and then how was your living in the family thought you were the guy that was supposed to be there? Yes. And so you had to fall in love with their daughter and they found out. I like this. It's a better movie than I thought. I should have read the script.

I saw it back. I should have read the script. I saw it back then and I thought it's funny because Dana, it's like a classic Hollywood thing. Like get a guy, it's funny at characters that can play anything and then they find a movie, finally goes, oh, he can do this. Because I think the poster you had your hair greased back

you dressed all suave. I was, you know, didn't know what I was doing but it ended up pretty good. People do like it. Yeah, you was you know, I didn't know what I was doing, but it was it ended up pretty good people do like it Yeah, you know, so it's really good. So my question is about pranks of what epic pranks happened backstage at Saturday night line Oh, let me think I It wasn't really a prank, but I remember Chris wiped his butt with my USA today ones I guess that's it.

That's probably the biggest crank. That's it. That's it. That's it. Little coat. What? Oh, you know, we didn't have much time. We were just scrambling trying to put the show together.

There wasn't much time for frivolity in that way. Don't you think? Well, of course, I mean, you're trying to get your sketch together. Look at this big this funny clown nose. Yeah, it's not like the Ocean's 11 set where George Clooney has a fake snake and he's throwing it at Brad. But I will say, yeah,

the scene in Tommy Boy was based, Chris Farley and I had an office where you remember, Dan, like I'm facing a wall with that wooden desk and a legal padded and Chris is behind me doing absolutely nothing. And I was writing and he would go, David, turn around and I go, no. And he goes, David, he's like a child.

I go, Chris, because I had a little Levi jacket, I go, if this is Fat Guy in the Lakote, it's not funny anymore. And he goes, no, it's not. If you're wearing my little coat and you're gonna say, Fat Guy in the Lakote, I don't want it because I have to write. And he goes, no, it's not. If you're wearing my little coat and you're going to say, fat guy, I don't want it because I have to write and he goes, no, it's a new thing. And then I turn around and he's got it on. He goes, fat guy, little coat, don't you quit on it. Well, Farley is probably the chief. Yeah, so that turned into a dead spot in Tommy Boy,

where we were just selling breakpads, and then you go, oh, what if we threw this in there just to spice up a bit? Well, I love it. That's the kind of funny thing that lasts forever because it doesn't really, where's the joke? It's just a fat guy put on a little coat.

Yeah, and it is. And he moves around, he put on a little coat. Guess what? I'm a fat guy in a little coat. So that's why it's so funny. And he moves around, he put a little sore on him. Guess what? I'm a fat guy in a little co. So that's why it's so funny. And he ripped the coat. But yeah, Chris was a prankster. He would just burst into the writer's room naked at midnight.

Right, everybody, you know. So, but he was, he was one of a kind. That's probably the most, the closest we had to pranks was just Chris constantly being naked. And one time Dennis Miller had the fake rattlesnake eggs thing, you know, open it up, Carvey, it's a gift. I kind of popped out of it. I thought it was a rattler for a second, all right?

I thought it made its way fucking Scottsdale. Do you do pranks on your friends? Yes. Well, my sister is the mastermind and she just tells me what to do because I don't have any shame and I just do it to make my friends laugh so Like she's homemade and put on white pants and then put Chocolate frost And then I walk into stores and I just

And then when they pull it, then you pet it perfectly so that and they see that you craft your pants. And then someone quietly films, they film it. That is. And they show. Yeah, so it's really stupid.

You could do a reality show on Pluto Television. She's like, then we take a can of tomato soup. We're like, okay, that's on the call she did would say but poops prank. Yeah. Well, I like that she's saying that she does them too because they're hard to kind of think up and you know what you have and this sounds crazy. She has phone fingers. Good iPhone fingers. You know when girls take a selfie like this, they go like that in the mirror. Look at that, go like that with your fingers.

See, she's got to see all fingers in the eye. There's something, now I notice and I can't not notice on people. But that really probably wasn't why you're calling. But anyway, thank you for calling and do my giant hands bother you. Yeah, I do it like this. I go, too big is it a problem with people it was just it was a COVID thing You know they go at all group

Thank you angel and keep listening if you get a chance and keep on pranking Appreciate you She should have like that keep on pranking trucking shirt. I love the innocence of saying Smirring chocolate or something on your pants and walk around store, but did it with such innocence and the frivolity all right well folks You heard it here first Do we have folks again? Greg and Heather if you want to write in I hope you enjoyed the show I am the wall at cadence 13.com It's that one three, right?

cadence13.com. And that was fun. I actually like doing that. So we really got in touch with the people that listen, saw our crowd a little bit and ate some watermelon. So thank you and we'll see you next time. Good night.

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