Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade - R Rated Jokes & The Shuffler Ghost

Episode Date: April 27, 2026

The guys swap R-rated jokes they’ve been pitched mid-flight, preview their upcoming Netflix Is a Joke appearance (get tickets), and break down David’s run-in with the Shuffler Ghost. Plus: Buzzing Around and news, including the Prom Principal and Dana’s secret life exposed. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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No, these are too rough for Bus. Honestly, it's too rough for bus. You get cute, it's not going to end, it won't end well for you. How'd that work out for them? How'd that work out for them? They got cute. I haven't heard Get Cute for so long. I'm getting tingly in my underpants.

I feel funny like when I used to climb the rope in June class. This is the horniest. We gotta get you in the gym. Fasten your seatbelt. How are we starting? It's Heather's birthday. That's what we're starting with. I know.

Heather, are you excited? No, she got sick on that Galang last run of gig. She came. She doesn't always come out, but she came out to Nashville. She saw Bus Boys with me and Theo. and then she flew back and there was a guy hacking and snorting and coughing right behind her and she saw it coming. He what? He's right next to you.

Just kept blowing his nose digging in that filthy seat back. Yeah. Stucking it back in. Knuckle deep. Knuckle deep in that seat back. Filthiest place in the world. Soaking his wet hanky with more germs. And then freezing air on Heather.

Can we turn us down? Sorry, the pilot said, we're getting, it'll get under control. Right now we have the toilets don't work. We have no air conditioning, but sit back and relax. And then the person over here has their only person with their window open and pitch black. So it's like giving you Laszic on the side. Oh, she sent a picture in. You can't really cover up from the germs like this.

Yeah. I bug someone. once because we were flying out of Hawaii and I thought it was going to be really mellow. But then unfortunately, two storms have converged on our path. And so it was just rock and roll. Like you're at six flags, you know. So everyone's all locked in like that, you know. And so I kept once in a while I would peek because I could see cloud formations and know

where the turbulence wasn't when it might end. So I was going up and down for six hours. This one. So yeah, you sure opened your window a lot. This is where it's where. After the fact she hates you. Yeah, yeah. So you kept opening and then you closed it. Then you opened it again. And I said, I'm so sorry. I wish you told me. I wouldn't have done it. I just, I really like to go, we look, lightning.

I told a woman, can you come over and look? And she goes, hi, is there any way? And she's just staring with her window open. And I see this, the waitress, we have a cusp. And she goes like this. Says no. I go, are you anything? Are you anything? even allowed to say no you have to every other bullshit thing even have a shoulder strap now and you go if we're going out i'm not i have to torque my neck to get this shoulder yank it i go what is that helping we got to get you in the gym when fast in your seat belt oh oh oh my seatbelt i ratchet it down it's like you're an arm wrestling chant you know My thing. What's your thing? Oh, yeah, this one?

Yeah, I just, and they always love it. I'll go back a little bit. It kills. Gets on the plane, does a seatbelt. There's a seatbelt. Lock it, but there's the tongue way out like that. So the seatbelt is really loose. And then I grab that.

As soon as the flight attendant looks, I just go. Yeah, wrapped around like a rodeo. Go. Yeah, seven seconds, eight seconds. All right. That's hilarious. Oh, why on God's greener did I say yes?

You know what Gerbitt's told me about that? He goes, hey, a couple of hops, couple of quick eight-hour hops, and then I get 10%. Yeah, poor me, I got to go make some money. Oh, I'm going to make money. Meanwhile, I'm sitting in my office. I get 10%. All I have to do is walk back down to my car, drive to my mansion. Stop the bombing.

It's a short hop. Go on you know you. You're the funniest guy in the world. That is me doing Edith Bunker. That's turning to Edith. What are you doing when you're paid? Anyway. Oh, stop the bombing.

Stop the bombing. It's another one. God love him anyway. What do we? Wait, here's more. Oh, here's a good plain story, too, I have from the road. Okay. Oh, Heather was with me.

So I think you're on this one. First of all, we're leaving. No, we're leaving Nashville to go to Pittsburgh gig. and Elena's next to me and two things happen. One is we're pushing off forever. We're circling. I'm like, do they not know where the runaway? You know, it's like so long.

I always go, are we going to drive there? Get a few laughs. And then, yeah, a couple people go, yeah, cool. And then mid, oh, there's a bomb scare. They go, we have to go back. There's a bomb scare in Pittsburgh. Drive all the way back to the gate. And then we get to the gate.

And we're like, how are we going to. get a car to get to this four-hour drive. And then they go up, all good, heading back out. No idea. U-turn, back out. So we make it. Okay. Screeky wheels.

Oh, I see. Like a shopping car. So then in the middle of flight, this is the real story here, Dan. I love it. Drunk lady. Ah, nothing better. Slightly more mature, older. I'm torched to talk to Elena, the other comedian.

I don't realize, like, alien, she comes right here. And she goes, I got a joke for you. By the way, no one stopped her. I don't know if she's coach first. How did she fly in? Or she just leaned in? She leaned in. Leaned in.

Hand on this, hand on my armrest, lean in too close. Even I saw laying his eyes bug out like and she goes by the way this is NC17 for people in your cars turn it down So she says I got two jokes for you she got a little scratchy voice a little mist well I'm getting a Jason Stratham vibe here for a second Yeah she's just she's kind of rough and a little buzzed and I'm feeling like a little vodka crown on my neck Yeah so she goes first one by the way I go like this huh? I can't torque my neck too fast. And I don't want to. I'm like, uh-huh.

I'm feeling out what is the emergency. Yeah. She goes, I don't know if I told Heather these. She goes, what's the difference between jam and jelly? And I'm like, oh, I think one is made from real fruit. And she goes, you don't jelly your cock down your throat. That's interesting. That's a pretty good joke.

And it's pretty good throat. And I go, it makes sense. I go, yeah, jam it down your throat. I go, oh, the closest of the lips scratching me. And then I go, ah, okay, okay. And then she goes, she gives the laugh, I donates it herself. And then she goes, okay, one more. I'm like, are you on a roll?

Is there any inkling you're killing? So she goes, all right. She goes, all right, here we go. One more. Now she's got all this confidence, even though we didn't laugh. She's on a role in our language. I'm not connecting. Yeah, I'm not connecting eyes.

She still, we're both this way. Look at it. When she said that first punchline, what happens to your face? Do you make a sound? Do you have faint smile or you just blank? But she can't really see it, but I kind of like over you. Oh, she's leading in over you. I go like this.

Oh, okay. She's here. It's a little much. Yeah, she's over. Oh, got you. I kind of can't really see it, but I go, oh, wow, we, okay. Like, that was a little more than I thought she was, Hey, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Like, got you with that one. I'm like, hey, ha, I didn't react to the right. I didn't go, wah, ha, ha. You sure it wasn't Keith Richards, because it's, eh, he he, meg, and make it, I, like, yeah, go ahead. Kind of like that. Sounded like that. Okay.

She, as if it doesn't get any worse, she's, it's a tandem of bits. So she says, rapid fire. Here's another one. What did the one tampon say to the other tampon walking down the street? And I go, hopefully nothing. Hopefully, because they can't talk, they're just walking piece. We're both stuck up cunts. Wow.

It's so bananas. Let's put a please stand by thing on here just for a second. I know, I said. It's a rough one. You did see NC. Is that what they say? NC 17. 17.

17, yeah. But weren't most of these jokes in Bus Boys? I'm just saying. No, these are too rough for Bus. Honestly, it's too rough for Bus. It didn't play in my neighborhood, so I couldn't see it. I know. You saw the trailer and you got through that, and I appreciate it.

Well, I'll be like, hurry. Some Bus Boys now. And then she's so happy with herself, not going by any reaction. Just like, I did it. I did it. I told them, I told those guys I would tell you these jokes. So then I go, oh, great, you know, oh, these are so good. I'll put them in my act, which I will.

But the idea of it was a little much and a little alarming for me. Well, I don't know if the same thing. I had a similar experience. And this is just me, like flash memory saying she leaned in. I was on a flight maybe a year after this. She goes, I know David Spade. I told him some X-made joke. And I said, you want a joke?

And I go, look, can you do one that's PG or some? Just not in the moon. She goes, why is a shy boy and a tuitous kind of alike? And she paused. I go, what? She goes, they both can't come out of the shell. Oh, my God. That's a clean one for her.

Yeah, they come out of the show. I should do it. They both got to come out of the show. So anyway, I made that up. But anyway, that was a good story. What else? That's that. That was funny. Brought to you by Apple Card.

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Who does the Netflix show called Take a Banana for a Ride where it's kind of off a Broadway show he's been doing. So it might be something fun to hear. Right. He's going dromedy basically, right? That whole show is a different move, heartfelt and funny. Trevor Wallace also because he was in busboys, but we didn't have him on. We were going to have him on before Bus Boys,

but he's on tour. He's very funny. He has a great scene in the movie. Well, you can look him up, but both of those just because we've been traveling so much. But we'll get to it. We have an Orpheum gig. We have the big Netflix's a joke show coming out.

Oh, man. Yeah, Orphium. And that is me, you, and Chris Rock. We're going to do our podcast. We're going to have one of our books. best friends, Chris out there, and it's at the Orphium in L.A. Come see us. We're going to crack up. Well, I think, I don't know, I'm not an advertising executive, but, and I don't know the protocol, but I think when I looked at the tickets, because I like to see the ticket master, oh, go to a section,

721 free seats, you know, like, so. Is that what it mean? Is that really? Well, if you hover over it and tell you how many free seats. No, we're doing great. It's just that it didn't say, that we have our good friend Chris Rock. Yeah, that's the fun of it. He's a ticket mover, if you know what I'm saying. A live show with Chris and the ARF even holds about 2000 probably, but it'll be great. It's during the Netflix as a joke.

You know, when I did Nashville this weekend, I did the Ryman. Great, great time, great show. But, you know, when it's a comedy festival, I have to say, love Nashville, love a comedy festival, but there was no cohesiveness. Like for this one in L. Ted Serendos is going to have all the comics over. There's something going on.

Like, here's the beginning of the festival. Like, there's something to it other than just here's 50 shows in your town spread out for 40 miles. And that's your festival. Yeah. If you inherited some money recently, you can see all those shows. There's 100,000 seats to be sold. I bet that's true. I bet that's true.

I know because I think our friend, I love this, our friend, a good friend, Nate Bergatsi, I think he's doing the Intuit Dome. When you start playing domes, you know you're doing, I mean, there's a, sure, and domes are good. Arenas. Arenas, but is a dome bigger than an arena? Look it up. I want to play domes.

I have to say, so here I go, I don't sell out. It's 2,400, so it's pretty big, but I don't sell it until that night. And I'm happy, and I'm like, I think there's just. just too many choices to spend your comedy money over a week or two of a festival. And I said, even Shane Gillis is playing this week. And they go, yeah, he's playing tonight. I'm like, well, he's playing tonight? He's gobbling up early.

He's gobbling up the Bridgestone Arena, which is like a dome. So I go, I don't want to go. I would rather see Shane. I don't want to have people pick. Then the guy goes, well, you sold out. I go, I know. But, okay, here's what we do if we want to have fun. We cannibalize each other.

Absolutely. When you play a big city, there's a million choices. And you play Vegas, too. This comedy festival, it's so many seats. So what we do if we're bored, you know, you and Heather and me and Greg, whoever, we just get on a bus. And we go kind of where Bob Dylan goes. We go to Billings, Montana. Then we drive two hours at Great Falls.

We sell out the college arena. Right. And then we could do that. Yeah. Off, what do they call them? Secondary markets, just with great audiences, because a lot of people don't come to their market. Chattanooga, Little Rock, Memphis.

I mean, you go to the big cities first, the second wave of the tour, you go to where you land and then you drive two hours. But the crowds are happy because they don't get everyone. And so they're like, hey, we need a show. And they come out. They show up. Yeah, Harry Styles, something we talked about that sold in like in 10 minutes. 30 Madison Square Gardens.

Yeah, he's out of his mind. But he's smart. Well, he's smart in a sense that he just is in some house and then he helicopters to his gig instead of touring. He's, but huge fans have to fly in there, get the hotel. Yeah. Tickets. So it's like 5,000 to see Harry Styles.

Yeah. I'm sure it's, yeah, or Vegas, you know, residency, people come to see you. Okay. So that, that, that, and my one last thing before I let you talk. or say anything. I don't have anything. I stayed another haunted hotel.

No. I thought of Dana. Nashville? I thought of your situation at that one place. Nashville's full of ghost, by the way. It was Pittsburgh. I said, this hotel, because again, they go, they brag about it.

This hotel is 100 years old. Minimum. Minimum. It's 120. And then someone at the show, I'm like, oh, they go, where you're staying? I go, in this place, they go, oh, I go, what's that? I go, is it haunted? They go, what's what they say? That's the word. And you know who they have?

What, what famous ghost? The shuffler. The shuffler. Oh, yeah. Is that a famous ghost? It's in Pittsburgh. And I go, please don't explain. They go, what it is is in different rooms, they will hear two feet. on your carpet. Okay. There's nobody there. And you can book the Shuffler rooms? No.

The Shuffler picks you. And of course I go home scared. And Dana, I kid you not what happened at 6 a.m. The fucking Shuffler. Heather, I told you this, didn't I? And of course you put your phone on it. You've got a recording and you've got the sound to play for us now. In a perfect world, what I was doing is too busy calling 9-1-1-1.

one and trying to get comp. And what would that sound like? There's someone shuffling in my room. Okay, so I'm laying down dead asleep. Can't sleep on the road really because it's different time zones and shit. And then I hear this. So four.

And I go, and I swear I go, this is not the shuffler. It better not be the shuffler. And then I go, you know what? It's the garbage. It's someone in the alley. 19th floor. Air conditioning you.

floor yeah and I go why is the effing fucking shuffler coming to me knowing I'm scared that's probably why so I get up I get up what am I going to do I'm so stressed my neck hurts turn the light on get up yeah I can't deal with the shuffle I can't right now so I went back to bed and just was like just that dead silence where you're like I don't want to hear it again don't want to hear it again because if I hear it again, I'll freak. Don't hear it again. Not great sleep. Still give a show that night, 10 out of 10.

Other people's words, but. Well, you know, you have to count your blessings. First of all, whoever this is is between wherever you're supposed to go. And so he's in between and goes, he's probably a pretty nice guy. Like, I don't want to have something to do for a couple thousand years where I hang out in this sort of zone, you know, and he's not a violent guy.

So he says, I'm. Oh, fuck. I'm going to shuffle my feet, man. I'm going to. Right. I'm not going to. I had one where the whole thing was, yeah, there's a strangler. Ghosts called the strangler.

Yeah, but don't, you know, I don't know what I'm talking about. So I was in the room like, that's stupid. I turned the light out. 20 minutes later, it's like, I do like a ghost of the hook. You know. And it named the shuffler is kind of cool. It's like the joker. I had the strangler.

And I turned it on. It was like some sort of milky figure looked a little bit like Burgess Meredith, to be honest. And I thought of you. He's going to strangle your point in rock. That's just funny when you mention someone's impression. There's a one-one thousand of, oh. This is a pot. And then the joy of it.

How exciting I get to do it. Yeah, it's great. Actually, when Chrisman Glover sees the shuffler, he goes, hey, you, get your God-dam hands off me. That's that. Boy, it's like a junior of Woody Allen. I know you probably have your special shoes on for more traction on the carpet. But no, you're a wonderful shuffler. No.

You know, if you could do it in 10A, I greatly appreciate it because I enjoy my sleep. You're a beautiful, intelligent shuffler. You know, the shuffler has a hook. The shuffler came in, got talked about a lot. We're talking about them now. Look, in Nashville, when I went there, you hope, I can't remember in an hotel, old and famous. The guy goes, hello to the Votra, the Moscow, Xavier Hotel.

And then you automatically, before you check in, they give you a tour of where the ghost was and where the ghost went. And here he would terrorize guests. And here's the elevator shaft that he may fall down. People were killed in. Yeah, he's completely harmless, but he will scare you if you let him. He had a British accent. Oh, you got a ghost. Oh, Heather got the ghost store at the Ryman at the actual gig.

The Ryman is beautiful. Oh, okay. So she, she knows. Yeah, it is. Oh, they say Hank Williams is up in the corner, um, sitting there like a ghost. Heather's scoped out all the creakiness. I like that. The Shuffler, we don't know who it is, what it is, but Hank Williams, that's pretty hip. Nashville was my favorite show almost of the whole tour. They were so fucking nuts. It was great.

God, wish I could have been there. I had no stamina to go see Shane after. I was going to hoof over, but it's so crowded in those streets. And Nashville, like, drive was like, fucking Ratatooie couldn't get through. It's like, our driver's like going between people and then there's cars on both sides. I'm like, what are we doing? He's like, we got to go the other way. Wait, our hotel.

Where's your house? What? Chili's, what? That's a lovely way to spend your Friday evening and a thing they call gridlock, okay? There's something about traveling eight feet in two hours and it kind of puts a little extra lift in your step. All right.

All right. That's the take. Like when Adam Scott said he took two and a half hours to leave Coachella. Oh, that Coachella story, my God. Oh, I don't know. I think that's up yet. That might be up. Yeah, but check that one out.

So a great story about Coachella and the crowding. Oh, ridiculousness. What else before we get into hot stories, David? I don't know. We got these two horses. They're really cool and stuff. And we feed them and they're happy. And this horse really.

Oh. I just saw that too. I saw that too. Well, when I come out, it just stares at me because it doesn't know. if it's Tom and Tom, my son Tom, feeds them a lot. So it just stares at me. The horse doesn't know of your Tom.

Yeah, sometimes thinks, well, it's this. But what happened yesterday, usually there's two of them and they wander around. They're really good buddies. And we feed them little apples and stuff. And yesterday, the big horse who's going to have a baby in July started sprinting, galloping across the yard, which is huge. And then started bucking up.

Did this for like 20 minutes. Is it just Zoomies or what do you think? I think it's one or two things. One is a sudden surge of energy and it's literally just working out kind of. Oh, I can still trample things. Or there was kind of a heavy wind and it sort of spooked her.

Yeah. Your stories are about hotels. My story is about farm life. Green Knickers is the time for me. Sometimes when I look on Instagram, I follow like a horse. named waffles, they're friends with a butterfly named donut, you know. It's all, and I get hooked into these stories of like these two incongruent animals are friends.

Well, any kind of being on planet Earth that has no higher consciousness and just operates in this innocent thing. I mean, they live in the moment. They make no judgment. And they love us. Don't be jealous. They want food and they want some action. She already had some action.

The stud in the valley impregnated like 300 female horses. And the other horses. Any more work today, boss? Yeah. No, you're driving around and you see stud farm. It sounds illicit. It doesn't sound like some natural organic thing. But then all these giant stud horses come out and then it repeats itself.

Then you drive behind the horse goes like this. Pull in. See what's going on. here. No, they literally, they do have a sign of a horse. It's a stud farm. It's like a big cartoon horse with a cigar. You're right. Like, hey. Hey, hey. Come on in, see what's going on. Yo, yo, yo, yo. Guess what? I'm never too tired. The horse just says the signs is, what you doing? W-Y-D. Yo, yo, yo, yo. Roll up. Don't be greedy, ladies. There's plenty to go around. I'm doing 70 today. Heather, we tilt that.

We turn that one down a little bit, and then we're going to find buzzing around. We got to do a buzzing around. We got a buzzing around. I do like the horse stud, though. That's kind of funny. It's kind of kind of on the... Totally imbobble and don't know how to do anything.

Okay. Okay. Do you want to show everyone your sick face? No. You look good. Shockingly looks good. I'm doing six cross-country trips. If I get, do all those and not get...

sick it'll be amazing oh yeah you got all those cross-country flights fan i just did three weeks and three cross-countrys suck we're not complaining we know it's the first world pro no i know we're just so just so they understand it's part of my charm to complain i just love to fly so anytime i'm in the air oh my god he says april to june oh boy okay so it's time for it's time for buzzing around. Do you, do you know it's time for buzzing around, Dana? Yeah, I just felt like, are you ready for buzzing? I have a little idea that I could, we talked about later. All right, with a wide variety.

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But it's not funny. It's not prepared. It's nothing. It is. I just thought, I don't know why. You have a flight of fancy. I'm thinking buzzing around, what would be kind of interesting? So I thought you're at sort of a restaurant bar, whatever.

And you've got old-timey actors with new. new movie stars having a conversation, you know? Okay, good. So let's get the characters here first of all. Okay, first is Carrie Grant Jimmy Stewart. I don't believe it. What a delightful place this is. Don't you think, Jimmy?

Yeah, it's a great place to have a cocktail. What's your name? Hey, I'm Timothy Shalami. How are you? Timothy Watt, Shalway. I'm Timothy Sholome. Are you an actor? Are you some kind of performer?

Yeah, I'm in movies. You ever seen Molly Supreme? Well, you look, I don't know. I've never seen it. I've never heard of it. But are you good in it? Yeah, I think I'm all right. Yeah, it's all right.

What are you guys? Who are you guys? Well, I'm John Wayne. This hair's Walter Brennan. Yeah, I'm a sidekick. Walter Brennan? I'm a kid. I'm a kid.

John Wayne. No bragg? Just fact. Well, you're a little. on the slight side, Timothy Shalawamba. Drag, just fact? What do you say? No brag. No brag. No brag. Just fact. That was from the Guns of Wilson in 1960s. He has three sons. And he goes, he's his third fascist. He, in the West, you know, he's the second fascist and I'm the fascist. No brag, just fact.

I like that. I can say that. Well, you're a little slight, Timothy, Shallawbonga. There was a tribe named after you. Yeah, I'm pretty sure, Duke. What's your name? Well, I'm the rock. Well, you're a big glass of water. What are you been doing?

Well, I lift weights. What do you lift weights for? You should lift logs and guns. And what about you? What's your name? Well, what's your name? Christopher walking. What?

I'm Christopher walking. Duke, he sounds funny. He can't be a movie star. Do you make movies? Yeah. Make a lot of movies. Christopher walking. Yeah.

Wow. Oh, Bert Lancaster. Cook. He walked in? Yeah. But Lancaster and Chuck Douglas. Well. You need oxygen.

Give me a second. I know. There's two. There's so many. I know. I don't know why we're here, but we are. Right, Bert? Oh, we were just wrestling at Kirk's house.

Greco-Roman style. We love to wrestle, don't we, Kirk? Ha, ha, ha. We like to wrestle, and then we have some lemonade. What about... Great. Nice. Hey.

Hey, what's your name? What's your name? You look vaguely familiar to me. Hi. Hey, I'm George Clooney. George Clooney. You look exactly like me. You could be my...

Doppelanga, couldn't he John Wayne? Well, he sure could be your doppelanger, right, Jimmy Stewart? Yeah, it looks like a real doppelanger. What about you, Walter Brennan? Yeah, no brag. Just fact. He's a doppelanga. I'm Boatlan Kessler. He's a doppelanga. And I think we're going to have to cut this sketch down in post. We'll tighten it out. Well, we'll cut it down, all right. We'll keep the funny parts. And scene. Scene. Wow. Yeah, was that buzzing around or not? That was buzzing around. I didn't have a script, as you could tell.

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Let me see. What did you want to do? Well, what I would do would be like, here, here, David, you have one, and then you would have one. Heather's going to try it, ready. Okay. Okay, get ready, Heather. Where do I, what do I do with it? Go toward the camera.

Go toward the camera. Oh, no. Why is you? Heather just stepped on the camera and unblogged it. Please stand by. We have an emergency. Please stand by. I don't even know where it came out of.

Okay, here we go. We got it. Okay. Okay, you started to hand it. Okay, you start to hand it. Thanks, Dana. Not bad. Dude, that wasn't AI, folks.

That wasn't AI. He actually got it. Look, do I look like I have it? It went over to him. Look. Too heavy. There's no other explanation except that somehow it teleported to David. AI.

Okay, let's go of some stories. Let's hit it. Let's hit it now. What do we got? What's in the news? What's happening? Making my screen brighter. I'm going to respond spontaneously.

All right. Oh, Oklahoma principal who disarmed gun-wielding intruder crown prom king. Finally, they're nice to one of the teachers. I always see them beating up teachers, but these kids today. So this guy, I heard the story. This, there was a school shooter and the guy tackled him. The principal tackled him, and I think he got shot. Yeah, and they all voted him, and he got applause.

Oh, we have video. He's a bit of a tearjerker, though, because, you know, they show a video of him tackling the guy, and I think he takes a bullet. But he lives, and then he goes to prom, and they conspire to vote him prom. Yeah, I always wonder, you never know, but the studies they've done is that, and he's obviously really brave. A lot of people respond like that when it's just they don't have a second. Right. I mean, not that it's still highly unusual. you know, you would have been under the desk with me.

It was crying. Okay, let's see what this is. This is probably too long. Oh, here he is at the prompt. They're getting the award. They back up. You don't have to go all the way back to the queen. Some cheerleader, I'm sure.

Here we go. Oh, big applause. Where is he? Wow. Oh, here he comes. Oh, okay. Does he walk a little slow? Getting some low fives.

Didn't overspin on the crown. He doesn't look like he's young and athletic. He just did it through adrenaline. No, he laid on the guy. He, like, tackled him and got on top of him. Yeah. Oh, here's the video. Wow.

Oh, okay. Don't mind me. The shooter coming in. Hey, what's up? up. Hey, man. And what is he want? What are these shooters? What? Is that him? Okay, someone sitting on the bench. Can you see that? Okay, he's got a revolver. This guy does he's he's walking in. He's threatening. Oh, boom, from the side in the face. Oh, and he's got his hand on his gun. He's trying to dig him, but he's hard with those new balance on. He's trying to let he hasn't got command of the drug gun yet. Sorry. No, but there he gets. Oh there. Oh, there's a gun. Yeah, they got the gun. Yeah, they got the gun. This other dude grabs it.

Did he really good shot? Don't eat it. Yeah. And then I thought they said he got shot. But yeah, good job. Hero, right? Well, that was awesome. I like that's a feel good story.

I mean, you know, it shows you the times have changed. You know, we'd have a prom king and he was like the stud football player. Now it's who's ever the best at tackling active shooters is generally the king. Yeah, it gets more votes. Yeah. It's so common. They said it was awkward the next day. when the prom queen did the walk of shame out of his apartment.

She's like, hey, man, it's kind of mandatory king and queen. Yeah, there's other things that go on at these high schools. You want to go back to high school party. I sort of do. I want some movie credits and then go back to high school. Well, that was a movie. Yeah, that'd be a great movie. You go to your high school reunion and, you know.

No, I go. back in time and I still look too old even though they do all the CGA high in the world and they're still like this guy's too old oh by the way I thought you were great in the is it the come up the what was the name of the movie was outcome outcome sorry I get never saw outcome I did I thought you were great in it oh yeah thank very natural funny I wanted more of you I know there was more wait there's more I hit up Jonah Hill and I go Jonah come on dude and he's like I know I think the movie was probably two hours a little over two hours and they cut it down in an hour 23 so I said because I saw Matt Bomer the other guy in the movie he's a good looking dude and he's super cool

anyway he was like oh dude I got about a half hour hacked of him I had a big scene with Keanu where after something you find out in the movie of me then I see Keanu and on the balcony and it's very awkward yeah and we're having a talk talk and my wife had a baby so I'm holding a baby and it's the most awkward talk and I go and Jonah was like it kind of felt like the end of the movie so we had to get rid of it and I'm like how about you get rid of the real ending and keep that well there's some brainstone you're not afraid to kind of crack the whip when you need to get up to some hill face no he's great in that it's really funny and Keanu Reeves was charming it was a cool movie I just wanted to insert this because

it may not be present I just trumped all always comes up with phrases that make me laugh. And the fact, the cute thing, he keeps working that, just, you know, we're gonna make a great deal. We're gonna make a great deal as long as they don't get cute. If they get cute, get cute is a great term. I mean, it's a global conflict.

There's weapons flying around. No one's, they could get cute if they get cute. It won't walk out. They might get cute if they don't get cute. I think we can make a deal. We can make a deal if they don't get cute. If they get cute, we won't make a deal. won't make a deal with I warn him don't get cute cute and deal deal and you were worn us and then

the spokesman comes out and says president trump has sworn them not to get cute so I if you see people getting cute you know what's going to happen you get cute it's not going to end it won't end well for you how'd that work out for them how'd that work out for them they got cute I haven't heard get cute for so long I know and he uses it I just know what talks like that get old fashioned I wanted to throw that in here. That's funny. It's not the place for it. No, it's a heavy conflict, but get cute.

We could make a deal. He said deal 319 times within the last 20. We could make a deal. We might get a deal. They want to make a deal unless they get cute and they get cute. It's like saying he's acting like a real weirdo. Those Iranians are so weird sometimes. You're like, no, that's not the right word.

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purchase they will ask where you heard about them please support our show and tell them our show sent you it's called fly on the wall all right next story this is the scene from busboys if he told me it's a great idea and i go oh wait this is too funny read the top Okay, this Wayne's World remake looks terrible. We've got, we've got Joe Biden's, was the blonde woman in Joe Biden's administration? I thought this is just random people. Oh. That's so funny.

It looks like Hank Kingsley on the left from Larry Sanders. I thought it was, that's not Jack White. Oh, that's not. I know one is Michael, Mike Myers, but that's not you. That Garth is a little different. I'm going to say it. If it's just random fans, God bless you. But that is...

It's funny. Yeah, they're happy. It makes them happy. I think that... Wayne does not wear glasses. Oh, that's right. That's the giveaway. All right.

Party on. Hey, that was a really nice one you did. I liked it a lot, you know? But next time, make sure that Wayne doesn't wear glasses. Your hair is on Fuego today. Well, I washed it. You know, you'd do it the night before. Of course. And then when I woke up, I had this. And I did, it wasn't planned.

And I thought I, I tried to squish it down. It just went, boom. I know. I did a little per plus myself yesterday. Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah, it's you and the plan are both like this. Why I'm like spring scene, you know, yeah, when I put out my big boy boots and my hat, that's six-foot Warner's. Springsteen coming at you. So with me, as Garth, when my hair goes like that, that's five, six and a half, a Dana Carvey coming at you.

No, actually tall. Pert Plus is conditioner and shampoo and body wash and deodorant. The plus is all that. What if it was just pert? It would just be shampoo? No, nobody wants just pert. Like actually sign-fite used to say I took some extra strength Anison or whatever bufferin or whatever his old line was

Extra strength Advil What happened to just strength? Who's ever going to just take strength after extra strength? I know that's I like to take just Very Jerry extra strength. What about the strength one? Who would get that one they could get extra strength? I can't believe this people.

By the way, NyQuil's gone fucking bazooties. They have, and I have Zekwill. Now I have clear Zekwill with no sugar. It's not blue. It's clear, which is actually good. And then they have regular NyQuil. Then they have daytime, dayquil. Then they have NyQuil for pain.

And now they have severe pain, NyQuil, and severe flu. Wow. God dang. They fill out an Amazon warehouse just for NyQuil. Great memory for you to get through all that. I was just like, when you really have to sleep and you're really sick, NyQuil really knocks you out. But the last time I go, because I kind of feel a little groggy the next day,

I just had my wife take a sledgehammer and just hit me and knock me out with that. And I slept great. It's about the same strength because NyQuil, if you have that little cup and you wake up and it's on your bed on the side, I'm like, you're out. I mean, my friend said, oh, I tried that. And I go, well, don't do like a little teaspoon because you got to get used to. And he goes, oh, I filled that whole cup over the line. He goes, I woke up at 4 p.m. the next day.

I go, yeah, NyQuil's no joke, dude. I wake up like this and it just, the NyQuil's dribbling out. The cup is sort of bent and just kind of caught up in my pajamas. And the cops pick it up with a glove. They go, NyQuil related. Do you wear pajamas? Does anyone? I wear PJs.

Is any human wear pajamas anymore? I wear sweats. Well, that's not pajamas. Sweets in a T-shirt. Oh, cold. Full like button down. Button down. Ricky Ricardo.

I love Lucy. Matching. Heather wears matching. Cute and matching sets. That's adorable. Sets is a word you don't know, Dana, but that's she wears an airport set. A set. Yeah, yeah.

You want to buy. Yeah. Every woman at the airport is in sweats and a hoodie that matches. Yeah. And they pull the hoodie. But guess what? The germs come through to Heather's. Heather, I want to ask you a question.

Were you masked or unmasked during the flight? Look on your text. They're flying the wall text message. You'll see what I looked like. Oh, yeah. We have a picture. If you see that picture, throw it up. Or just throw up.

And I think the problem was the culprit who didn't stop blowing his nose for four and a half hours was not wearing a mask and never washed his hands or moved at all. Yeah, the guy heaving and coughing was sitting next to her and didn't wear a mask

and didn't apologize profusely and didn't throw himself off the plane. The amount of people who are sick and go, what? Here comes the picture, here it is. Oh, that's Heather? Oh, so you know you're being exposed so you became the invisible man.

That was my whole four and a half hours I still got sick. Oh, that's her eye. Well, how did David not get sick? Immune system of iron? What is he, Superman? Oh, we split up because she came for the first gig and then the bus boys screening in Q&A. And then she flew back.

And I was on my way to Pittsburgh with the bomb scare. It's sorry. I got COVID and then I got the guy to get me Paxilovid right away. This was months ago. But I had a gig in Vegas. And I'm going, well, I can either go or not go. But day one, pretty good, pretty good. I think I can go.

I don't think I'm contagious. And then I was just laying in bed all day and I did the gig. Pretty good story, right? Was it the worst day of when you were sick? No, the Paxloved for me, because I got it early, I popped up pretty hard. But I still was very tired. But you know, you fake it till you make it in show business.

You can get through it. An hour is tough. Some of those gigs, an hour is tough. I love it when they say, 45 would be fine. That means I pick up my guitar at 35. Whoops, tricks of the trade. When they're drunk and tired, it's midnight,

hey, hey, my, my. This company gets me very high. Right. I'm doing one in Solano. I'm doing 30 this weekend. And then a meet and greet? I don't think so. Just 30 minutes and get out?

That's pretty good. But you know who I have to follow? George Wall. and he kills. You're following George Wallace? Isn't that funny? Bob Zaney and George Wallace? You don't, man.

Well, you always find a way because you'll come out different and you'll do your sort of self-effacing stuff. Yeah. And then they love you. The funniest part is you know that George Wallace kills. This is when I told you that. You're like, you're following your...

George Wallace is a killer, man. Big, strong present, incredibly likable. We'll do a little bit of crowd work, work it back around. You don't want to follow that guy, but you can because you're David Spade. I follow Dana Carvey, and if you can do that. Okay, let's play another story and then we'll wrap up soon.

Everyone's got so much for their fuck to do. Wait. Don't get cute on me, David. Is this evidence that Anthony Albanyes is not real? Like it's just a digital copy. Minister Anthony Lva EAC is not real. He's actually replaced by Dana Carve from Wayneswell. And where's your evidence of this, Cameron?

Okay. In 1990, Dana Carve did a movie called Opportunity Knox. Impressions. George W. Bush. The impressions. The toilet saying, hand towels bad. Hand dryers. Good.

Very good. Also, Master of Disguise, 2002. Church Lady in Saturday, Life. You hardly see him anymore. He's doing. podcast with David Spade. Incredible.

David Spide. I was still pre-recorded. He's out busy. How are he's getting around, going to Malaysia, selling deals with petrol, going to footy, going to Hawthorne games, going to Rabbit those games. It's Damoccove.

What's his line with Anthony Albanese? They wear glasses. That's you, dude. He sounds like someone from my church. Oh, my God, that's me. That's exactly. How did they find me? He's so fun.

That's Dane. Dana Cavie, Cavy. Fly on the wow. That's a doppelanger, man. We should have them on the show, man. Let's get him on the show. Of all people, my conspiracy is that Dana is this guy

that doesn't really look like him. I told you before we did these things today, I said, oh, you got some clips. I go, don't get cute, don't get cute on me. Don't get me cute. Dude, you made two appearances. You made Wayne's World? Yes.

in the news. Look at everything keeps going. That's funny. Just what goes around comes around, man. Oh, yeah. You're big. Okay, one more. Okay.

One more. This is our final, I'll use our sponsor. This is our final clip of the day. Oh, this is a real thing to talk about about the state of Hollywood. Okay, go ahead. Okay. Doug Lyman, big director. Lyman's new movie starring Casey Affleck and Pete Davidson should have cost around $300 million.

But according to the producers, they made it for... about 70 million using AI and it was filmed in just 20 days, almost entirely inside this converted showroom in London. And what nobody is talking about is what this could mean for the industry because all of the studios are quietly experimenting with versions of this workflow right now. I'm Jason Fisher, the founder of stage runner and former head of production at Disney Paramount and AMC. And today it's part two, how AI is going to impact Hollywood and what it means for production and jobs. And it might surprise you to hear that the producers think this could actually increased jobs.

We'll get to that. And by the way, what you're looking at right now, throughout this video, I created using the latest tools just to help illustrate how this process works. These are not clips from the movie. So I spoke to the producers behind the film, Ryan and Matt Kavanaugh. They're the founders of Acme AI.

So they made it for seven? Already has 10 films and two TV series in some stage in production right now using. Right. I think because the actors are the noisiest. about being replaced, but the behind the scenes people getting replaced is important too, like set dressing and, you know, building set. Set designers, building grips, all that technical hardware type electricians and the truck. I mean, I guess you need lighting for Pete and Casey.

There's been- That shouldn't cost 70 million. I didn't get the 70 million thing. What was that? I mean, why would be? Well, they said it could have cost 300. Oh, if you did it. No, it's going to cost 300. But it's still 70.

Okay. 70 is way more in any movie maybe I've ever done. You know, look, there's been antecedents of this for at least 20 years with CGI. There's a show on HBO, The Gilded Age. And you can tell the whole town and all the people walking is just, I guess AI, but it's, you know, it's been around a little while. So it's just a process. Like the background extras are definitely generated characters you can see.

See another group that gets shafted. Extras. They'll just be. Extras are important. Yep. Atmospheric people, they're the glue in these things. Make it look real. You get good atmosphere extras and it really helps the scene. I don't know how you negotiate this,

but I was reading this morning that the longshoremen negotiated a thing where no automation, no AI. We're just going to lift stuff with manly hands and stuff. And Trump was supporting that. Don't get cute. You got to go, you know, but I don't know how you put the genie back in the bottle without Barbara Eden helping you. It's hard to put the cat shit back in the cat, you know. Did you understand my Barbara Eden reference? You did?

Of course I did. I was in love with her. Would you say, would you tell the audience who that is? She's the babe that lives in the bottle. She's Jeannie. I was more in love with Bewitched, is shockingly. Elizabeth Warren in the 19th, is that,

no, is Elizabeth Montgomery. Sorry. Gorgeous. That was the first probably television sitcom woman that sort of got my attention. I'm getting tingly in my underpants. I feel funny like when I used to

climb the rope in gym class. Fucking Garth was the horniest. All right. Well, that's probably a good full, you know, like 10 out of 10 show. Yeah. That's a full. We didn't get cute. We never got cute.

And we made a deal. We showed a lot of clips. And we had, we had 19 impressions in our little sketch. This is the following after the second weekend of Busways. But the first weekend we got the top 10. First, it was the only independent movie in the top 10. So that's good. Something.

Well, by the way, two things. One is I was pleasantly surprised you got it initially on 800 screens. And you look at the metric of average per screen. You were way up there. 2,000 per screen. Thank you. And these are like we don't ask. We say we got in 200.

We got 250. Then Regal will call. We're adding 150. We're like, oh, thanks. And then they're like, hey, Australia wants it now. So we're going to send it to Australia. Hey, Canada and the UK. And now we're Canada, UK, New Zealand's coming up.

So it'll go on this wave. and then when it comes out on, you know, where you can buy it at home video on demand, then it'll at least have more awareness. But I have shockingly gotten nice feedback from it. So because people on Twitter love to hate. And it's probably way more positive, shocking. But someone did give me an F minus. And I was like, can we just leave it at F?

I mean, let's not get so dramatic. They gave an apocalypse now an F minus, you know? F minus. No one's got that. I said, just go all the way down to G. If you're going to go that low, then people think it's good. Yeah. How about not seeing the movie?

Look, I think people have to understand that big corporate movies, not we've been in them, not to pick on them, they have a distribution deal. And that company is just pushing the movie and negotiating all these things. You guys are the little engine that could, the homemade product, bought and paid for. low budget, but the thing about it, it's potently what it is. It's an R-rated kind of, you know, sort of throwback, fun, simple movie.

Two kind of, I don't know what you call them. Down on your luck. Underdogs. Underdogs. And all the misadventures. And the silliness, which I love the, they just want to be waiters and their lives would be great. The wispies premise. Yeah, they fall down in the dirt a lot.

They fall down on the work. Yeah. Lawrence. Well, anyway, so excited about that. And I will see you next time. And come see us at the Orphium if you're in L.A. Yeah. Don't be nervous about seeing us.

We're going to bring it. Yeah, bring it with Chris. And Rock's always on fire. Thanks, everybody. Bye-bye. Bye-bye now. Hey, guys, if you're loving this podcast, which you are, be sure to click follow on your favorite podcast app.

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