Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade - RE-RELEASE - Chevy Chase
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All right, we've got a live wire here.
This is one of our more memorable podcast.
It was done in our home studio in Los Angeles, California.
Right here in this room.
And the one and only Chevy Chase came out.
Yeah, Chevin said, he's going to make fun of us.
So let's just know going in.
He is.
We've learned since then he is.
People know this.
We knew because we know him from S&L and a little bit off camera.
He likes to say what you're not supposed to say.
And I respect that.
And it's a little Don Ricklesy.
He just, he's a little older and he likes to just say shit and he wants to make you laugh and he wants to be liked.
And some of it's very rough.
And if you know it's coming, it's a little easier.
And we cracked up.
And he's constantly holding his hands up as if to portends some sort of some, you know.
And we had a, we have a bowl of or a plate of bottles of water.
and then at some point he just does a full Chevy Chase.
He goes to reach for the water and it all goes flying.
So he's operating at all cylinders.
And yeah, we got used to the roasty part of Chase.
And so toward the end, you'll hear him say, well, I've had a much bigger career than you guys.
We both go, of course, of course.
And he really smiled.
So he's roasting this the whole time.
But after the podcast, when the cameras weren't on or with the mics, he said, hey, thanks for being so nice to me.
And his wife was there and his daughter.
And he just had had that health issue with his heart.
So there was, we saw it was very happy that we didn't like attack him or go back.
You know, we just took a few hits.
And then we were just were laughing.
Never get defensive because, yeah, he's, you know, but anyway, people have issues with them.
There's a documentary out now.
And so whatever.
I've, I've had fine interactions with them and people have a problem.
And you know what?
We're probably going to have one again.
We'd love to have him on again.
Yeah, he is still the Chevy Chase.
I mean, he's an icon.
Here he is, Chevy Chase.
Where's Spade, showering now?
He doesn't know.
No, he's, he's bathing.
He's bathing.
I don't know what he's doing.
He's in there like this.
David is missing all the best parts.
Come on, David.
I don't have all day.
I've got another energy.
He'll have it.
He'll have it.
Keep going.
I'm not going to quit on you.
Oh, that's right.
I don't want to ask.
I love the way you type out your questions.
Well, don't you do it like that?
I can't do it linear because the bubbles.
This was guest prep.
Did you say death threat?
Death threat.
He killed a man in Reno in 1977.
That's the first line.
The guy was named Skippy.
Uh-oh.
Skippy bloodthirst.
Oh.
Um,
Come on, Dave, we're
doing a skippy thing.
Sometimes he panics when we have a big star on the show.
David?
How about it?
You won't bite.
Skippy, dippy, dippy.
You know about that, right?
Skip, oh, oh, I see what you're doing.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
The old, um, the old taser run around the yard,
try to survive trick,
run into the bathroom and.
It's a very good, Carson.
By the way, you know, he's good for much.
And you look, nothing.
like him. Who? Johnny? Oh, that's right. Johnny. Johnny. Did you know Johnny?
I was on five times and then I got blacklisted. What did? I was doing it with Phil Hartman. I'm
doing Johnny Carson. We were doing the basics, you know, for those you at home, you're watching a thing called a
television and we're not actually in your living room. It was that kind of stuff. And then at one point,
we did one where he didn't know that Susan Day was not still on the Partridge family.
Oh, like I know either of those things.
I know. It was like 10 years later.
But then on the next Tonight show, because this Carson fanatic told me, he said, you see that Ed?
We're senile now, you know.
So he would go down the hall yelling.
It's time to go.
They're making fun of me now.
It's time to go.
He did?
Oh, that's according to Jane Lano.
You know, yeah, some people go.
It doesn't matter.
Fuck.
You were on Carson.
That's a good Jay.
Well, you know, he just has all this wisdom.
You know, yeah, you just do it.
It doesn't matter.
And so funny.
What the fuck
Chase's
Oh hi David
Can we call you
Chacey as like a nickname
David Spade has joined the podcast
Jeffey and I did a cute
Do I mind if you blow your nose Dave
20 up front
Is this mic about right
Because they seem far away
It's beautiful
That's okay I'll just do this
All right
Nice to have seen you
He'll throw out his lumbar
But we'll hear him
Did you tell him
I'll do cards in all days
Lumbar is good
Lumbar.
Tell them on when you saw them at the...
Oh, okay.
So if you don't remember this, it doesn't matter.
But there's a few funny...
There's two funny or interesting stories about you and I, I got cast on SNL with auditioning.
I go to Lawrence House in August.
Are we taping?
Yeah.
We're always dating.
We've been taping the last 20 minutes.
Fuck.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Does that hurt?
We're almost done.
We can say whatever.
Motherfucker.
God, that little bitch.
Okay.
So 86.
I get cast on SNL.
I'm not on the show yet.
and I'm at Lorne's house in August.
First one, we go to a Yankees game.
I'm with you.
Tyson is sitting away from us.
You go, let's go meet the champ.
And we walked through the audience, and they were just,
Chevy, going crazy.
And then we met Tyson.
And he goes, eh, Tammy, Jason.
Oh, so now I'm doing Jay Leno.
Fuck.
Mike Lennel.
They're both ashamed.
They're kind of done, yeah.
Yeah, I know you, but I don't even know who that guy is.
You know, but you introduced me to Mike Tyson.
Yeah.
That's all I got.
Do you remember that?
You don't have to.
Let me just think.
No.
Nope.
Okay, here's my second one.
I like this little goofy motherfucker.
Only you witness this, Chevy.
You, me and Lauren, Paul and Linda came over in August.
And A. Whitney Brown, a comedian was there with us.
McCartney, everybody.
McCartney.
Oh, that guy.
That guy.
Paul.
McCartney, I just want to see if you remember what Whitney said.
So McCartney kind of sheepishly plays a song that is not out.
He just recorded it.
And he plays it for us and we're listening to his song.
And then it ends and there's a pause.
And Whitney said, just like this,
reminds me of Julian Lennon.
And Paul never forgot it.
Well, that's one of you.
Julian.
Julian Lennon.
To say that to Paul.
That's all I got.
Is there Kleenex or something in here?
What is this?
That's supposed to be the name of the thing.
Would you like a Tick?
It's supposed to be the name of the show,
but it's like a lunchbox.
No, why? Am I breathing?
No, not at all. I just feel like you're good with props.
Here's the key to the cellar.
There's a prop guy.
There's a key.
That's where I keep her.
What's this one?
Keys to the cellar where I keep the people.
You know, I'm sorry.
Look, there's no chance that you're going to speak.
This guy's an unfucking believable.
I would plan that I would start it, but I'm going to be very quiet right now.
No, no, no.
All right.
Now, which one of you is Dana?
Let's just get that out of the right up front.
I'm Chevy.
You're David.
He's Dana.
Chevy is a legendary comic.
I don't use that lightly.
Grew up on all these movies watching your whole time.
Unbelievable.
There was the...
It said here you start the National Ampoon Radio.
Is it what it's called the Radio Ar?
I didn't really even know...
Radio, yes.
It was called the Radio Ar.
What was the Radio Ar?
Radio hour.
Radio hour.
What is that?
That's a tough one.
Ray hour?
Look, we can get you a cocktail.
Phil,
it'll make you a server.
I would mention Foster Brooks if our crowd
wasn't five to seven year olds.
So,
let me think.
Foster Brooks.
Remember Foster Brooks?
Let's think back.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's why I don't,
I try not to do those.
Did he die?
Or many of him alive?
What?
He died of fake alcoholism.
He was, well,
Disney, they froze him and took his head and put it in a tomb.
So that National Poon Radio Hour is that, because I didn't even know about that,
but a lot of people came on to SNL from that.
That was O'Donohue's thing.
I mean, Michael, O'Donoghue.
Who wound up being a writer on SNO.
Listen, the most incredible guy, really funny.
He was just the best writer in the world.
He's mentioned a lot on this podcast, but it's interesting.
thing to hear you. Oh yeah, no, he was. In fact, he was a little bit fastidious. He had in his
tiny office, you remember the offices? Oh, yeah. Just like college dorms. Excuse me.
You fanning yourself? We could get the air down. I like it. Cool. I have rosacea. That's another.
So he would have. That's nice. You'll see later. Oh, sure. Fuck me over. I'll have a pink flow.
Just because I have it. So you. No, wait, on this wall. On his cork board.
it. He'd have ideas. Right. And he was very, as I say, in caps, each little thing he'd
and I'd go in there when he, when he wasn't in there and just move those things just about
an inch to the right. No, no. Doesn't like that. That sounds like. This is his
College shenanigans.
Yep.
So you started as a writer, so you had Michael.
Who else was writing with you when he first, you know?
Lauren.
Lorne.
Thank you.
That's it.
No.
Well, you had.
Well, dare I say Alan's Wyebel, who never wrote anything.
What?
What?
Danny.
Danny, yeah.
Oh, of course.
And Al Franken and Tom Davis were there then in the beginning.
Did you kind of put that writing staff together with Lauren kind of?
No, I just did it.
Not Lauren.
No.
So Swibel did.
All Warren did was pay me big.
Well, you were in a, you were in this National Film Radio out with a couple of these guys.
And so Lauren kind of went there to pluck some of those writers and performers off of that.
It was radio sketches.
what it was?
What's the question?
What was the radio hour?
Were you guys doing bits or what were you doing?
Oh, yeah, very funny shit.
And let's see, Billy Murray was on it.
Yeah.
And then, like, I think he killed somebody.
And then...
Right.
You know Billy Murray, don't you?
Oh, yeah.
He's an Irish...
You wouldn't want to...
Yeah, he's a tough guy.
Yeah, he's...
I saw him take somebody in...
by their feet and slam them on the floor.
No, okay.
Anyway.
How did Martin Short take that?
Right, exactly.
He's wily too.
I have to say I love him, but he's a strange fellow, Billy.
You guys were magic together.
We'll talk about that later.
That's right.
And Cadetshire.
I'm not a half a half way through.
Yes.
We do have cookies and milk and a little nap halfway through.
Yeah, for David.
Dane and I are getting up there.
I'm getting a foot massage right now.
That's okay.
I don't want anything to drink.
They pluck you guys off.
They put you on.
You got...
Oh, no.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Go ahead, David.
You got some great, uh...
Sir.
I got it.
See?
What have I done?
Well, you're just always practicing your art.
No, that was a good one, actually.
You were that way when I met you in 86.
You would just do...
I remember you trying to put a pizza box into a little garbage can.
No one was watching.
I go, he's doing Buster Keaton.
You couldn't put it in.
folded it, you looked around. I mean, it's really interesting. I was watching you work.
Yeah, that you're just always practicing. Yes, I heard a story. Is this true when you met
Goldie Hawn at Paramount? She had a crocheted handbag on. And when you walked in, you didn't say
hi, you just went up and put your hand under the bag and said, cough, please. Yes. That is true.
That's something. Isn't that hilarious? Yeah. Oh, Janie's here. Jeffey's wife.
I just had dinner with Goldie.
That's right.
Yeah, she just reminded.
Isn't that funny?
But I just said cough, not call, please.
Yes, you know what, you're right.
See the difference?
The timing.
I'll just talk to him then.
No, you know what, it's true.
She said it was cough, and I added please to help the crowd at home.
That's so nice.
You know, you did it right, and I should not tweak it.
100%.
So when you first met Goldie, like you're going to do a movie with her,
did you just know right away the chemistry?
Fowl play was the first one, right?
Is that first time you met her?
Orkter.
What was that?
Let's roll a clip.
We have editing capability.
Don't worry.
Okay.
And the question was, did you?
He's backing up.
I know you're kidding.
I don't know.
I'm interested in the people you met in the 70s that kind of just immediately impressed you.
Obviously.
Well, she would.
Yeah.
Yeah, she was beautiful.
Charming, funny.
Charming.
Funny?
Yeah, funny.
Sort of funny.
We just had dinner with it recently.
Yeah.
And she's...
She's dead now.
Was it because...
Was she something she ate?
No, she's a...
She looks the same.
It's amazing.
This is many years later, she looks great.
And it seems great.
She was the bubbly sort of airhead on Laughan, and then she became this big movie star and movie producer.
And now she knows half the alphabet.
I don't know, I'm either punching or everything you say, killing me.
So you go do, what, foul play, which is already sick of it.
No, no, I like it.
I love it.
Janie, is this how, this people ask my wife, is he like this all the time?
Yes.
Okay.
It's exhausting.
I love it.
Funny is funny.
So enough about you.
What do you think of David and I don't know.
What happened now?
I don't know.
I'm just...
I'm just smelling my mic.
Doesn't everybody do that?
Yeah, go ahead.
Well, here, you can...
I'll read you.
He has perfect pitch.
You can see...
I made some notes.
This is too much.
All right.
I can't read that.
Who was more talented?
Dan Aykroyd or...
Pick anybody.
Bullion.
No, Danny was the resident genius, as I like to say, of a...
And when I say that, I think of Danny like holding a painting, just sitting like off to the stage
right or something of the painting and talking about it.
And really beautiful, you know, everything in it is great.
Look at the rock and the way the trees are.
And there's a naked woman in the middle of it.
And he never mentions.
So he's, you know, like this and that.
And you're just going, I mean, he's, I just, by the way, did a picture with him.
But a few weeks ago, up in Canada, he's great.
He's the best.
There's something about him.
He was naturally funny and doesn't try, you know.
He's just naturally funny.
We had Phil Hartman, unlike yourself.
It was sort of a double-langer.
I try hard.
I'm sorry what I said.
I love it.
We had Phil Harmon was kind of like that.
He would get into the specs of an Everwood motor way more than show business and his plane and his boat and just a hobbyist like Dan.
I miss him, you know.
He was great, Phil.
Yeah.
What did he die of?
I forgot.
It's a long story.
We'll save that for part two.
Bullets.
Yeah.
Love.
Well, yeah.
Oh, boy.
You're right.
I forgot.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Heaven's to Betsy.
That was a rough one.
Heavenly.
So, Danny's the genius.
Michael's the best writer.
Mm-hmm.
And you're friends with Paul Simon.
He's pretty good.
Paul?
Yeah, Paul Simon.
The shorter one?
I don't know how he's coming up.
Come on.
Paul.
Text Stuart Little.
He's doing his Stuart Lipp on the show.
But that first year you got all you're loaded up you fucking go out there and crush it you're on
SNL it's great uh can't get any huger cover time magazine said you're the funniest
you're the funniest guy in America and what really yeah yeah did you hear that one you
really maybe it was penny saver you blew up on that show yeah first year you I guess so yeah
yeah would you like to see my cock that's that's three questions from now
Again?
I'm sorry.
So sorry.
Hey, I said again.
That's pretty good.
I'm getting used to your frequency.
Again.
Would you like to see my cock?
My new favorite line.
We've done 60 episodes, some 200 hours, and that's my singular favorite line.
Chevy Chase, would you like to see my cock?
Yeah.
Yeah.
That might do good with your.
He's got merch.
If you have merch, that's a good one.
Well, that's merch.
You need merch.
Merch and dice.
We put her on a T-shirt.
We monetized it.
Chevy Chase, would you like to see my cock?
We sell it and give you a little bit.
No, I'm telling you, you could do much.
You could do T-shirts that just say...
What about this?
Is that yours?
Okay.
Oh, it is.
I made it up.
Okay, good.
Jesus farmers.
That's what it says.
We're looking to sell billions of them.
Well, what's it about to you?
Nothing.
It's just shifts.
Oh, okay.
It's just juxtaposing two words that don't.
Yeah, Jesus farmers.
In a sense, yes.
Yes.
I don't know if you have time to explain it to everyone.
Big eyes, lean forward.
I'll do the play-by-play for the audience.
You could have a shirt that just says,
this is crazy, this is crazy.
Anyway, so.
No, you have to answer.
You have to answer one question this hour.
Okay.
That's merch, guys.
Scribble these down.
This is crazy.
This is crazy.
He held his hat over his eyes and pretended that then David was revealed.
What are you describing it?
I think it's funny.
I thought this should be being filmed.
We're filming it and it's going to be a
Broadway show. Unfortunately, you're being
played by John Hamm.
On an Apple box. I think I know who that is.
Somebody mentioned that
we looked alike or something. Well, he just did
Fletch. Fletch.
He did a remake. Yeah.
I'm ripping my notes into confetti,
but I will try a few more.
Love spies like us. I'm just going to say things I like.
You're just going to jump around. The buddy movies are
unreal. There's too many to mention,
but obviously how many vacations did we did you do not we did you do 17 17 8 movies
8 movies and 9 actual vacations right janey how many vacations no four movies but how many if you have
your vacation yeah let's ask janey you have that backwards what ever happened to randy quake
randy quade yeah what's he what's he up to well he lives in um a prison
I don't. I'm just kidding.
No, he's wonderful.
He's an eccentric.
He was great.
He lives with his wife.
Can I have anything?
I just spoke to him.
Yeah.
Unfortunately, now I can, you know, speak to Randy.
See, I called Randy.
I hadn't spoken to him in, what, 40 years or something.
And I just couldn't, I wanted to call him.
Yeah.
Jevy, nice, you know.
And I lied about that, you know, we're going to.
to do another vacation.
Oh my God.
He must have been.
Yeah.
What could I say?
How did you...
I called out of the blue and you haven't done shit, you know.
Yeah.
That's not right.
So I lied.
And I'm sorry, Randy.
Oh, my God.
We might do another vacation.
He's doing an episode of Doomsday Preppers right now.
Dismday Preppers?
Who are they?
Well, that's where they live in a bunker and white.
He's the president of Montana Freeman, I think.
Oh, Donesday Peppers Farm.
Hey, man.
Okay.
They're listening in.
Next.
Next.
Keep going.
I want to talk about three amigos because Martin Short and Steve Martin and you were so likable.
And when that movie, I told Lauren that, it's gotten shiny and brighter.
He what?
Yeah.
Well, you know, it was a hit.
But then and now it's like a cold thing.
They don't make kind of funny movies anymore.
Have you noticed that?
Just that was type of just funny.
Yes.
But what do you think of Martin Short?
Is he talented or what do you think?
So damn funny.
He's maybe the funniest.
He's up there.
I know.
I know.
Yeah.
Is that some kind of...
That's how big his dick.
That's all I can say.
Chevy holder.
Well, it's three guys, different senses of humor, jammed in a movie.
It's got to take some finessing to make it work.
It worked great.
It was amazing.
Remember your chapstick moment that was on the horse?
Yeah.
You made such...
That was winged.
Oh, for sure.
You could tell.
For sure.
Yeah.
First there's what, Marty?
have sand coming out of his mouth.
Yes.
He spits the sand.
I don't know what Steve had.
I don't know.
His water was gone or something.
And then I'm there like.
Yeah, you're showering.
My horse?
It's hideous.
Yeah, it's great.
Like a silent film.
I love that scene.
But I think one of my favorite things is,
do you have anything besides Mexico?
good food.
In the restaurant in Santa Polko where the fuck we were.
Where were you?
Where did you shoot it?
In Mexico?
I don't know.
Mexico.
Arizona?
Oh, in Mexico.
No, New Mexico.
Oh, thank God.
Oh, there you are.
Yeah.
Only you would know that, sweetie.
My wife, Janey Chase.
We're turning it into the interview with her.
It's fun.
We haven't had a clear answer.
Who can speak truth of power about everything.
I remember Lauren saying, I think it was John Landis.
He was frustrated with the cut, and he always refers to comedians as the monkeys.
It's great to shoot all the townspeople, but you should really spend some time on the monkeys.
And that was you three.
But that's he says that to all of us.
Oh, we're the monkeys.
Here's something that Lauren said.
Did Lauren ever say this to you, Chavvy?
Because Lauren has a way of, like, taking big issues and making them.
You said about funny people, and there's funny people.
And he says, there's only 900 of us.
us on the planet. And it was like a perfect...
900. I know. It was such a funny, specific number that I kind of went. Did he figure it?
Did he figure it out? There's three in Portugal. There's seven. Less in Russia.
Ukraine has maybe a mime now because the president is a monkey.
That's right. You mean a comedian? Right. Okay. Sorry. We love Lauren.
I don't want to do any more. You're too funny. No. You're making me funny.
because you're funny.
He's unpleasant.
But you're funny.
I know my place.
Well, I'm going to write that down.
You're funny.
On a T-shirt.
The Kakwan and...
David's unpleasant.
I'm going to ask normal questions.
Did you meet Lauren in line
in a Monty Python movie?
If so, which one?
Good?
I did.
Would you suck your straw again that way?
I know.
I'm trying to get everyone worked up.
Because Chevy's not wearing any pants.
Oh, shit.
You're right.
Was it Holy Grail?
Yes.
Yeah, it was.
And I remember
Lauren...
Can I cut in?
Actually, I don't remember. I'm sorry.
Did he cut in line?
Did you plan that ahead of time or that happened
live in real time? See, that's me.
I remember Lauren. That's why you guys never got this far.
No.
We didn't. I looked at your 19.
hit movies in your Academy Award.
I cannot argue that.
We cannot argue your IMBD.
Is that what they call it?
You are legendary.
And I told him when we came through the door that it was a human.
Chevy has his face on the side of the mic.
Chevy's doing a handstand.
I'm loving this.
Hosted S&L eight times and had four vacation movies.
Discussed.
I did not host it eight times.
You didn't fucking Wikipedia.
Five?
You're the five.
No, I'll tell you why.
Okay.
Because, Lauren.
That prick.
Warren, I needed to host it.
I hadn't been seen much.
And, you know, I was getting closer to death.
Sure.
And, um.
Are you alive?
No.
This is a hologram.
I asked him, he said, Chebby, you've hosted it five times.
Like that's enough
Fuck you in your big mouth
I mean what
You know come on
I could have hosted at six
Keep going yeah
And you stalled out at five
That was it
And now you're in the five timers club
Yep
I've only hosted at three
David two
Two there's no club for us
Well that's five together
If you do together
We should come together
That'll be the next schick
Coming together
On the 50th
Chevy is a first ballot
Hall of Famer
But I'm going to try to get some votes
Like you start
is you're all, you start with Dan Aykroyd.
It means on SNL, they're just obviously right in the Hall of Fame of S&L, no matter what.
We think it's sports.
Do you like sports, Chevy?
We think it's sports metaphor.
Do you like sports?
Are you sports guys?
Like what, you're my starting five-ups.
Did you say spores?
Spores.
Jayney?
I like spores.
Maybe Janie should pull up a chair and just sort of.
Another way to put it.
You want to get Janie down here?
You're creating a sketch team for a television show.
I would start with you at Update.
and I would put Dan Aykroyd and Bill Murray
basically the whole first cast
Yeah, it's hard to think.
Well, he wasn't in the first Billy.
Billy who came a little later.
He did like three years.
I think he's from, he was in Chicago, killing people.
Oh, he, right.
Billy, because you're both six foot four.
Lauren, we'd like someone as tall as Chevy
and then they brought him Bill.
You're both giants.
Yeah.
Now, Gilda Radner, she's just a magic person on Kim.
I know.
Is she still around?
that's all right it's okay
come on it's pretty bad that's pretty bad
no no I love to
I've said things privately that would make here
apparently I'm not being private
exactly this is going to where the microphone comes in
this is our first live podcast it's all over Europe
it's out everything's out there
no anything could be cut so you can say anything
yeah who are your favorite SNL people
over the years I know probably this one
Gilda for sure
Danny John
even, and he's dead.
Phil, it happens to the best of us.
Yeah, that's what I mean.
God, that was, not the worst thing in the world, John dying.
Yeah, that's a tough one.
Janie and I were in our house out here.
Yes.
An earlier house.
Mm-hmm.
It was on the door.
And, you know, you're not supposed to really actually get into the area
because other people live here.
Anyway, I opened the door and there's like eight journalists.
Jevi, what do you think about John Dye?
I mean, it was hideous.
Yeah.
That's how you found out.
I said, great, no.
It literally just blew our minds here.
On the other hand, it wasn't that surprising, given its proclivities.
and may I say propensities.
And now, pigtail.
And peculiar pickadillos.
Picadillos.
Piccadillos.
Piccadillos.
Yes.
Well, we're a family on Saturday Live.
We're all connected.
Don't you wish.
Not that I was looking, but what is your rank on the all-time, are you on the top?
five. Like Rolling Stone did something. Did you check your number? I think I was nine. I think I was
10. 10 right behind me? I think you no fucking away. This little prick. I'm going to write that down.
Wait a minute. Was I dead. Janie, do we remember seeing this? We don't read. There were lots of polls.
That was just, I remember Steve Martin saying they just throw it up against a wall.
I think Yon winner was two. They also do polls with some people out of order so people argue about it.
Okay. That's what I found in my travels. Oh yeah, I got a question for Chetty.
You do this both of you, right?
We do.
I keep thinking I have hair.
You keep robbing it?
Whoa.
Wait a minute.
It's starting to come in.
I dropped my...
You...
No, this morning I was in the bathroom doing this.
I'm sorry, Jamie, this is what I do.
Just balance it.
That's not a bad idea.
I had hair once, but now...
Dude, you're a movie star.
Well, that's what Jerry Seinfeld said to Lauren.
He goes, I had hair when I needed it.
like during the sitcom and then he lost it all
not lost it basically at 50 but as soon as when he's on the sitcom
I had it when he needed it when you were you had it you had it
I got it but what's he doing now Jerry Sintel
counting his money yeah no no I
he likes to do stand-up he
he worked on a Pop-Tart bit for five years and now he's
making it animated I'm not kidding I believe he is the most
scientific and uh if he if you're a
around him and he hasn't done his hour alone in a room with his comedy notes, he starts getting
anxious.
Really?
I've got to get to my notes.
I hope he's not listening.
It took him a while.
Oh, he's brilliant.
He's one of the best stand up.
He cracked the coat in a bit.
Now he's one of the best.
No, Jerry is one of the best.
I saw him two weeks ago.
We were at the improv and he came into the set, great wall to wall.
He goes, I'm trying new stuff and didn't seem new.
It's so good.
He's, you know, he's, well said.
Yeah.
We can take, don't worry, my parts will be cut out later.
Sounds like Julian Lennon.
No, this is a compliment.
You were on the Tonight Show, huge star, and then you were, maybe you guess hosted.
Would you ever want to have been the host of the Tonight Show after Johnny Left or no?
Oh, no.
Because they said that you were one of their favorite.
No, I think people wrote that.
Let me just think of who wrote it.
And then people like me read it.
Truman Capote.
I'm fucked.
I can't remember.
It was Truman Capote.
Oh, NBC executive.
referred to you as the first potential successor.
But it seems like you were doing so many movies you wouldn't want to do that.
Like, of course.
But that was a huge compliment to say you'd be the best to take over.
I guess so.
Who said it?
I don't know.
I'm just making shit up at this point.
Thank you very much, Ed.
You are correct.
Can you do Ed too?
No.
No, so not really.
Phil Hartman, R. Dan Aykroyd did the best ad.
He did.
He did a good Edm.
He did a great ad.
And every time he spoke, it was.
It was funny.
And Johnny just set him up.
Oh, God.
Because Johnny's references were not very current.
Reminds me of the old pal-mell cigarettes.
Old reference lost on Youngerville.
Pel-mell.
Pal-mel.
Reminds me the old pell-mell cigarettes.
You just make that up now?
Yeah.
Do you like them?
I like David.
I like you, Chevy.
More than I like David at this point.
We're trying to win you over, but we're running out of time.
No, he's won me over.
You hosted the Academy Awards twice.
Yeah.
A lot of work or fun?
You all right?
Oh, sorry.
No.
I just heard your sciatica pop.
The honest thing is, the honest thing is, it's fun.
You know, you don't have to do shit, really.
You just come out to everybody who has to like announce what the next thing and the screenplay and, you know, all that shit.
They're all fucking crazy, scared.
and that they won't get their lines right
that are right there fucking right.
And for me, I don't have to have that.
I just have to be me, as it were.
I think the very first one they hosted,
Jack Nicholson was sitting in the front row.
And first...
What'd you say?
Uh-oh.
As I can I say, the first thing I said was,
quiet down, Jack.
just mindless
then the camera's on him you know
right
well I think if you were having fun it's going to translate
prior and I did it
together that's great
yeah and
he went out before me
he said
this was the first thing he said
no black man has ever won anything
anything.
Now they had that famous sketch.
Well, it was first year, famous sketch with you and Pryor.
Oh, that one.
The job interview.
That was, yeah.
One of the best.
Very adult.
Yeah.
We all know the sketch.
We don't have to say anything else.
Thanks a lot.
Tick face.
Well, I said it was great.
I think we can't talk about that.
I'm going for because we have editing capabilities at all times.
ticks on his face.
Ticks on his face.
No.
Don't look at your watch, Chevy.
I thought he was coming around to say.
No, you have three and a half more hours.
I could tell a Richard Pryor's story, but I don't know if I want to take Chevy.
Just from moving.
Do.
Do.
I, okay, I'll say it as fast a second hand.
I read for moving, by the way.
No.
Yeah, before that, I was a waiter at the holiday end, and I waited on Richard Pryor because he was playing this theater.
And I brought him a Denver omelette.
And when I took it away, I was very nervous.
He looked at me and said, whoever made that omelet can suck my dick.
and I never knew if that was a positive or a negative
you know, could have gone either way.
Ten years later, I'm in a movie with Richard moving
and I had to know.
So at lunchtime, I'm sitting next to Richard.
I took a bite of a cheeseburger and I said,
whoever made this cheeseburger can suck my dick.
And he goes, you must lack that cheeseburger.
Oh, boy.
That was the Richard Pryor bit.
I like it.
Yeah, there's a little math to it.
I'm sorry that you should work on the voice to Richard.
Well, I haven't done it in a while.
It's a substitute voice for now.
Hi, I'm Richard Pry.
I remember Richard doing the show hosting first time.
Mm-hmm.
Like the second host, I think.
Maybe second show.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Thank you.
Anyway.
Aplaus for that's it.
Accurate facts.
What did you think when you first saw?
Wait, I'm trying to remember why I started that.
Now, you just want to brag here.
I have a little pain in my heart.
That's all right.
It's okay.
He's on the floor.
He's on the phone.
Richard and the...
Oh, Janey, please.
Okay, do you have it?
Are you going to remember?
Okay.
Yeah.
Just to, I should have told you guys this ahead of time.
February last year, Chevy had heart failure.
Cool.
And was on...
Cool.
Well, I'm channeling you now.
I never noticed.
Basically, the...
He was rather out of it for a while.
Oh.
So he lost some memories.
They're kind of coming back.
Okay.
You know, things like when you ask.
Why don't you share this with them in the radio world?
It seems like your memory is pretty coming back at this point to me.
Oh, yeah.
But I'm sorry about heart failure.
I'm here with David Spade and Dana Andrews.
Oh, right.
Dean Andrews.
I was named after him.
Were you?
Yeah.
Oh, God.
Oh, so Richard.
Yes.
See?
He's trying to.
You got us back on track.
Yeah, he's trying to compare white people and black people.
You know, it's like a stand up.
And he says, you know, white people get all like that if they see a snake.
They get all frightened and jump away.
Black people just go, snake.
It was great.
Well, it's just his timing.
Snake.
Yeah.
He's the, he's, he's, he's the best end up.
Yeah.
I think his Long Beach special was just phenomenal.
Anyway.
David.
Any favorite, uh, your friends of Norm?
You were friends of Norm McDonald?
Yeah.
He's a good update guy.
He was great, right?
Oh, he's just great, yeah.
Yeah, he does great show.
I thought he did it, yeah.
I didn't think anybody else did it very well, but I thought he did brilliant.
Yeah, he pushed it pretty fun.
He just went right for the dirt.
Yeah, he went for the jugular every time, which...
No, there weren't any...
It's like I did it because I was interested in politics.
I read the New York Times.
Not him.
He just goes and just throws up like a dirty word in there or something that's...
Wow.
Fuck my goddamn nail.
Yeah.
He did a lot of that OJ stuff.
You have a classic...
Oh.
It was always some turn by Norm.
But he probably was influenced by...
by you as far as being dangerous or being edgy or?
I don't think so.
I don't know.
Well, after you doing update, that's not the one to beat, but it's like that's so good.
You go, how do I do it where I don't look so pale in comparison?
Well, it was the first one.
Yeah.
So people do compare that.
Yeah.
But, you know, really?
It's the best by far.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Was that our best question?
I'll tell you a quick joke I heard from Norm on.
Good.
Norm is always fun.
This Norm joke where he goes,
my wife, first of all he's not married.
My wife was in a coma.
I'm waiting in the waiting room.
Is it a coma?
This is Norm's fake joke wife.
I like your good audience in a coma.
Well, you did say coma, didn't.
Yeah.
So the wife's in a coma.
The doctor says,
Norm goes, anything I can do?
And he goes, well, we found an unorthodox way.
Some way to get her awake,
oral sex might help.
And he goes, oh, yeah.
And he goes, well, if you're,
want to and he goes yeah i'll do it so he goes in there and he comes out and he goes
duck it's been five minutes and she's choking
yeah that's norm that's norm that's norm i think he told that like conan everyone's like
hey you know that guy conan just uh okay okay
is that the red-headed guy yes he's very he's very ginger and he's very tall you
yeah he is tall you right
Hi, Conan. How are you?
Oh, you're shorter than you?
No. I have no idea.
Look at Dana and I are fighting it out down here at five.
Sorry, my wife's with you.
Divorce me.
She's like, I did. You forgot.
Flying the wall is taking a turn for...
This is very interesting.
She's taking a turn.
Janie, his wife, and now he are engaging in friendly, romantic banter.
I got a real question.
Did you ever write a script?
You're very funny guy.
Did you ever just write a whole one?
No.
Okay.
I wrote many beginnings and stuff, you know, and thoughts.
I got a lot.
I wrote every day, but I just couldn't bring myself to writing a whole script.
You probably punch up a lot on the set, though, or add jokes.
That's probably...
What did you say?
I said you probably punch up when you're on a set.
Dana, I'm sorry.
When you're filming on the set, you probably improvise them.
a lot, punch up stuff a lot.
They probably give you the script ahead of time like Fletch and you go,
not that, I'll do this.
That's what I'm assuming.
Okay.
Yeah.
Good assumption.
You might be a genius.
I'm not the...
I don't think so.
It's possible, though.
I know I'm not.
Yeah.
How long of a shoot was, how long was catty shack?
Everyone's favorite movie from growing up.
How long was it?
How long take you guys?
How long was it?
Three or four weeks?
What the time?
When you shot it?
Yeah.
When you shot it.
Oh.
Because I was going to say, about an hour right here.
have one.
You know what's funny.
How long was Caddyshack?
Thank you, Dave.
No, what is the running time of Fletch?
These are my questions.
He was a chess champion.
He's into numbers.
This guy was, he was an actual state chess champion.
Is that true?
I was, but the smartness has gone away.
King de Pons Night 4, whatever it is.
What do the Ponds do?
The Pond.
That's a great question.
That's like David and I here right now.
Okay.
Excellent.
Can I give you a compliment or as a question?
Are you kidding?
Yes.
Can't wait.
I cannot wait.
I always tell people about, because I was watching Caddyshack.
And so you and Billy Murray are doing a thing where you're golfing, I think going through the thing.
Bill Murray is in his gopher guy.
He's got the funny mouth.
He's got the overtly funny character, right?
You play it so Buster Keat.
Your face is so straight that.
You more than hold your own in that scene.
And I always go, because I'm always out there dancing and mugging and pushing,
you just went nothing and created this incredible comedic dance with Bill Murray.
Now you talk.
Go.
Go.
Who?
Chevy is wiping a tear?
No, but do people mention that scene in your style of silent film comedy when you want to do it?
Well, we did wing it.
By the way.
And it was in Bill's caddy.
Jack.
Yeah.
Oh, that one, yeah.
When we first shot, first shot, when we were ready to go, Bill had put on the wall there, like eight pictures of naked women, like their legs spread, you know, from a hustler or something.
And, you know, Landis had to say, I don't, no, I don't think so.
And so Bill just collected them all just one underneath, you know, one of, I don't know, girl.
like this or something, maybe like this.
Anyway,
so we start going and we're going to,
and he's just trying to get me the whole time to crack me up.
And he goes, you have a pool, don't you?
You know.
We have a pool and a pond.
Pond would be good for you.
And if you look at this film, he never cracks,
right in that one even just a little bit you know just a teeny bit i'm gonna look at that tonight i love
it you'll see it were they were it was that like kind of a uh tracking shot how how long would
they let you guys go before they'd yell cut did they just follow you it seemed very spontaneous
uh i think the uh it couldn't have been just one shot they had to cover yeah so i think it's it was
cut but they're smart to keep that because that's probably maybe on a wide shot or maybe years
side and then they just go that we got to keep that one in there yeah yeah that's great wow because
what's your name again i'm ds david spate s andl uh 90 to 96 on instagram what's your handle
okay that's chevy give him one more we we won't beat him up too bad um well i'll just do
what about dream role i i've got your dream role did you ever aspire did you get to do something
dramatic and try to get an academy award oh absolutely okay
I don't read the papers.
You know, they don't give them for comedy.
They do not.
And apparently, I'm not going to do any more movies, so my chance.
It's fucked.
I'd like to get an Academy Award.
Right.
Because I can put it there with my Emmys.
Yes.
Do you have Emmys?
All awards are good.
Oh, yeah, you got Emmys the first year.
I have three Emmys.
Whoops.
One for writing.
And another one for writing.
writing and an acting one
Yes
Is that all SNL first year?
Yeah
Yeah
By the way, the only year I was on
Yeah
What are you and Janie
Do you and Janie
Because my wife and I bought
You know so much television I know
But we watch these live streaming shows together at night
Chevy has got something in his ear
Do you guys?
Did you watch the Crown?
What do you watch?
Well you did
Did you watch?
on Netflix
I'm kidding
No but what do you watch?
No I went with them
What do you mean?
I watch it
I have two older brothers
And my oldest brother
Has been staying with us
And he and Chevy
Just watched Breaking Bad
All the movie
Oh what a treat
And then they listen to the new
Thriller album by Michael
Yeah
What a dork
Finally
On.
But Breaking Bad was brilliant.
That's cool.
My wife can't watch.
That was, she didn't like, she likes kind of more gentle ones.
I like, he and I don't always like the same things.
Right.
So it's great to have my brother there.
Mm-hmm.
To bridge the gap.
Because I can have sex with him too.
No.
That's a good one.
He's just warming up.
That's the funny part.
You're getting funnier as this podcast goes on.
Come in.
Hello.
Operator.
There's Chevy sister.
Oh, here we go.
Oh, no, I'm not.
You've got me sillier than I've ever been.
So, okay, you watch Breaking Bad, but Janie, I just,
Chevy, can I talk to her for a second?
Yes.
What was your favorite?
Just don't show.
The last few years.
Did you watch Ozarks?
Did you watch Ozarks?
Is that really a show?
Yeah, it's a show.
Oh, boy.
Jason Bateman.
I started all the streaming stuff with true blood.
Oh, yeah.
True blood.
He didn't get into it.
Early bing.
Yeah, it's a vampire thing.
Oh, yeah, she loves that vampire shit.
And then he did watch all of Downton Abbey.
I did like that.
It was very good.
I thought it was very funny.
Yes.
I like, wasn't there a character in Downton Abbey?
This is very chevy.
A character called masturbates.
There was, right?
Yes.
And then as you go, masturbates.
There was.
I'm sorry.
Masturbates.
Oh, that's so funny.
He disappears in his room.
That is fucking hilarious.
It's all like.
God. I don't deal in puns
very, that's my best point. No, but his character
was Master Bates, right? Yeah.
You can't make that up. Yeah.
Five.
Well, it was Mr. Bates, but they said like,
Oh, there you are. Masturbates goes into his room
and makes the most unusual sounds.
His other weener's shrinking.
He's making.
What's this one?
I don't know. I'm just going to try and make you fun.
Anything.
All right, any what we've learned today, Dana?
We've learned that Chevy Chase is still the funniest guy in the world.
Very funny.
You have more questions, don't you?
Well, I have, yeah, let's do a few more.
Sometimes I like to put people when they're young, like 10 years old,
movie or TV show that blew your mind around that age, you know,
that like kind of, maybe I could be on TV someday.
Do you mind if I shit on your chair?
Okay, that wasn't.
That's how good the question.
That's top five answers on the board.
Tom Hanks answered it.
How about you? Did you have a bicycle?
Tom Hanks, he's got two Oscars.
I know. That's what I mean.
Oh, sure. Tell them that.
Chevy, you might have been watching Roy Rogers or Rintin.
No, no.
The actual answer is Shane.
Do you remember that?
The movie Shane.
No, the comic book.
Well, I thought it was a TV show question.
But go ahead.
Shane blew your mind then as a kid.
You see it in the theater?
I did.
I went with my dad.
Okay. And you were like six, seven.
That's all right. We all do.
During the previews.
Kaylee.
Kaylee, finally.
Is the cat okay?
This is my daughter.
I know. She's, hey, Kaylee.
Hi, guys.
Hi, we've been having a really good time with your dad.
He's hysterical.
You're here to save him?
We've asked him about his favorite movie when he was a kid.
And he said, Shane in 1953.
It was an intense movie.
Good find, yeah.
Yeah.
Jack Palance was the bad guy.
Who is the star?
He was very...
Jack.
He was vertically challenged, broad shoulders like a gymnast, famous movie star.
Look him up.
I can't believe I'm spacing on.
Heather, look him up.
No, he's so famous.
He was the star of Shane.
S-J-I-N.
Kidding, honey.
Jack Palance.
Jack Palance, by the way.
Jack Palance, by the way he wants to say.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's 1953.
Kung Fu, babe.
Alan Ladd, ladies.
These people are old.
A funniest person you ever met, two seconds.
And Sam, Sam, where are the same?
Sam.
Sam Warnick. I'm not finished.
Kenison?
Kenison?
Sam Kinnison?
Yeah.
This is hilarious.
A perfect day.
Wait, did you really ask me?
I did ask you, yeah.
You want me to answer?
The funniest person you ever just met, like, whoa.
Jonathan Winters.
Wow, I like it.
Yeah.
He is kind of supernaturally, whatever.
Doesn't get enough attention, Jonathan Winters, and he was great.
I'll say.
My dad used to talk about him all the time and made me watch it.
I had a hematoma in my leg from hitting it on a table, and I was in a lot of pain.
This will come around.
It's coming around.
I'm waiting.
So I'm playing at theater in Santa Barbara.
I'm really in pain.
It's a thousand-seat theater, and the stage hand goes,
hey, kid, Jonathan Winters is out there tonight.
So the whole time it was in my head, like,
this is not as good as Jonathan Winners.
Yeah, he did an hour backstage.
It was just hysterical.
He did?
Yeah, he's like, you know, all the voices and everything.
What the hell was that?
You know, you were, you know, John.
Your impression, John?
Yeah, yeah.
Well, we're going in deep.
He did one of these kind of things.
We're going to get you crushed the wall.
He did all his little voices like Robin Williams kind of.
I should be interviewing you.
Well, this, I do podcast this for myself as well.
Do you mind if I like this?
It's called Chevy Times.
Did you ever meet Farley in the old days?
Chris Farley?
Yes, sir.
I did.
And Lauren had asked me to talk to him about the drug issue.
Chevy, if you could talk.
Really?
Chris might help.
Might not, but might.
I like your, Lauren.
It's kind of quiet.
Will you do a little Lorne first?
It's that thing of like if you could talk to Chris, you know, about drugs.
It might be like a really good thing.
I love his.
So I did talk to him.
And how to go?
Well, he didn't have enough drugs for both of us.
So, no.
See, that's a classic.
he's been landing all day for me
they're hitting for me
they're hitting once you get into his comic frequency
it's like it's just fun
our
Greg
is laughing very hard
you wish you'd stayed longer at S&L
I kind of wish I did a couple more seasons
oh Christ I feel like I'm here longer than S&M
you never
set up a kid
You can, we can adjourn any time.
Actually, I do, I do, thank you.
Yes.
Actually, I did.
We're now a man and wife.
Yeah, I do.
That's funny too.
You did like 40 shows, huh?
How tall are you?
Thank you.
Five eight and a half on a good day.
So you.
No, actually, the answer to your question,
uh, I forgot the fucking question.
You could have done movies during the summer and stayed, uh, on the show.
Oh, you know, I would.
would have loved to a state.
And I really mean that.
I mean, I left because of a girl.
I had a picture of the girl.
And I kept saying, I'm going to marry this.
I said, look at you beautiful.
And Lauren kept saying, no, she isn't.
And, oh, and Doug, Doug Kenny from the National Lampoon became one of my best friends.
Actually, became my best friend.
And, uh, uh, that's all I got.
Did he write Animal House?
Did he write Animal House?
Doug, yeah.
He was one of the writers.
I think that Harold stepped in there.
Harold Bramus.
It was always, uh, what's his name who wrote these things, the book or the thing, John.
Wasn't Landis?
No.
Jonathan.
John Hughes?
John Hughes.
Yeah.
But,
Prince was the movie I did with Harold?
Vacation, honey.
Right, thank you.
Vacation.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, you have to rewrite him, Hughes.
Oh, I see.
Because he's not really, he was not comedic like you guys.
He's not Jewish.
Oh.
Well, if he gives you a blueprint of a great movie, you can fix it.
Chevey, during the podcast, puts his hands up like he's holding a loaf of bread and looks at it.
Show at him.
His, uh, his, uh, how is.
That's quite a loaf, I know.
It's quite a loaf.
I, uh, Ed wants a slice.
Oh, boy.
Oh, oh.
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
What is the mic drop question that will blow Chevy's mind?
Um, I have, I have a, not that.
Well, I was going to say, it seems like old times, Groden was an unsung hero.
He's so good.
Charles Grod.
Chuck Groden.
Excellent.
That doesn't get enough attention.
That was such a great movie.
I didn't give him enough attention.
You're right.
Did Goldie.
Really, nobody did.
You're right.
He just doesn't get enough attention from anybody.
What about Dudley Moore?
Let's bring him out.
What about him?
He was in that movie, right?
Oh, he was?
Did you guys date briefly?
Well, not recently.
But he was incredibly charming and funny.
Oh, Dudley was hilarious.
Yeah.
Oh, I have a great Dudley Moore story.
I can't tell it.
I forgot what it was.
Hey, man.
You're doing great.
Chevy's name is Cornelius Crane.
And his cool.
Cornelius Crane Chase.
Grandmother gave him the nickname Chevy.
That's correct.
My nickname is Cornelius.
Cornelius Crane Chase.
Can you say that?
The name is Chevy.
I saw that Cornelis chain craze.
There's so many all these chase things.
Cheneas Chain Crace.
Chevy Chase, there's a street Chevy Chase.
Who came first?
There's a town.
There's lots of Chevy Chase, Maryland, and Chevy Chase here.
What can I say?
Lauren said Chevy.
Chevy was an unbelievable talent, and he had the name Chevy, which sort of leaned at the tape.
That's a great name.
That's what he said?
Yeah.
And he had the name Chevy?
Yeah, he said the name Chevy.
It's very funny.
It's hysterical.
Chevy is such a great name.
And Lauren is.
Lauren, we're singing your praises and Lauren goes, and the timing.
You have to remember the timing of you.
There you go.
Compliment number two.
You do a great, Lauren, you really do.
I love Lauren.
He has such a wonderful rhythm.
It's just good to be in that world.
You didn't like you very much.
No.
That's what we're getting at.
That's not that.
No, Lauren and I love each other.
A little more, wider, please.
You'd be surprised.
Are you a shower or a grower?
By the way, nobody knows what this means.
Only you made something up in your mind.
That's true.
I don't know.
Jayne.
Shocked look on Chevy's face because his wife, Janie said, I know what it means.
Well, I had a great time.
Oh, we're done?
I think so.
Do you have any questions for us?
Yeah, anything for us.
Who are we?
We're narcissists.
We're not really good at this.
All right.
We're narcissists.
Yeah, we wanted to be about us.
Let me ask you this.
Sure.
Fasten your...
Buckle up.
That's it.
I was going to say, put your hands a little closer together.
I'll say.
Does this bother you?
No, it's the whole thing that now it's about a cock.
See, I'm not thinking.
I'm thinking plants.
Oh.
You know, wide plants.
Yes, totally.
No.
This is not a cock show.
No.
It's not even a good show.
We never really said.
It's not even a good show.
No, the bad, this is what the kids love when it's bad, it's good.
We had to go kill here.
When it's bad, it's great because it's authentic.
It's awkwardness.
The kids love it.
Right, Kaylee?
It's amazing.
Yes.
Organized chaos.
See, Kaylee knows.
See, my wife and daughter, they're funnier than you guys.
They're very cute together.
Are you close or are you at war?
Oh.
Aw.
I'm kidding.
She's Chevy's daughter.
She says, the whole family.
Family.
The whole family's got game.
She says the unexpected answer, which is good.
Yeah.
I can't believe you guys have just turned around now and are talking to my wife and daughter when you have me here.
We stop taping.
They're nice to look at.
And you're, oh, I'm doing you now.
That's nice.
I like that.
We'll wrap it up by saying.
Chavvy.
Oh, just trying to keep the, when I turned 53, my neck said, fuck you.
Just my neck went, boop.
53.
Are you that old?
No, I'm 78.
Where are you?
I am.
Remember Route 66?
Where are you in that area?
Remember the old show, Root 66?
Oh, I thought you said Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
And speaking of Biden, no, no.
I can't have a chapp, chapp, chapp, pirates of caravan.
Is comedy two PC?
I don't know if you see a lot of comedies anymore, but is it two PC?
Me like movies or TV shows?
I've never watched.
watched sitcoms ever.
I just...
Not my favorite.
They're still pretty straight down the middle.
Seinfeld was pretty great.
Yeah.
Mostly I don't.
I like dramas.
I thought Seinfeld was good.
Yeah, very good.
It's unfortunate that he's nowhere now.
It got no syndication.
Once he walked off, there was no money.
That's it.
No back in.
They said you got to get a picture in that.
So they know what we're seeing.
Tell me.
By the way, I just made it up here.
I love it.
I like it.
Finish this sentence.
What people don't know about Chevy is...
That's a good one.
He has...
Something's happening.
I'm thinking.
What people don't know about Chevy is...
Great, come on down.
Why not ruin it?
Greg is helpless.
Right. What was the question again?
What people don't know about Chavi is...
He's an amazing jazz pianist.
That's right. You're a musician and you're a great pianist.
Thank you, sweetie. That's so nice of you.
Do you still practice and play?
You have perfect pitch. You have perfect pitch. You play the drums, too.
I wonder if you and I...
I was a drummer for Steely Dan.
Really?
Why did you go into comedy?
In college we started.
Damn.
Because it came out. Yeah.
So you really can drum.
I'm kind of a pretend drummer.
We were holding down steaming dance-oriented.
Okay.
So that always was a help.
I mean, you know, you've got to have independent coordination,
which apparently you've never had.
My father just came into the room.
I want.
Who's your favorite jazz drummer?
Your father's awful.
Daddy?
No, daddy.
Come home.
Oh, no, no, no.
We had our, we had our, we had our childhoods.
We, us fun folk.
Tough dads.
We usually have some, some, a little, little bit of trauma.
Polk the bear.
Do you want me?
Is there anybody you want me to do or sign off on?
Yeah.
Any person, I'll try.
Okay, okay.
Can you do him?
No, I'm boring.
Hey, buddy.
There's not much there.
That's all I am.
Movement tonight.
It's a thing he does as a queen.
I have one last question.
Is Christy Brinkley that ugly in person?
How about that?
She's unreal.
This is crazy.
That was from...
Harold made that up where I go, she's...
Beverly says, is that what you want, honey?
She's in the bed.
She's in the bed.
No, she's ugly.
She's gross.
I know.
She's like, no, honey, she's ugly.
She was in that movie probably five minutes.
Everyone one remembers it forever.
Great.
All those movies, it was so fun.
Great, great.
Funny.
Anyway.
Yeah, Chevy, you're the greatest.
I'm going to compliment you.
One of my favorite guests on this podcast.
Thank you for coming to my humble mansion.
You made our podcast shinier and brighter by gracing us with your presence today.
That's it.
No, honestly, this is the more fun than I've had.
Since this morning?
Today.
That's it.
Since you were at 7-11?
It's fun to be
sincere and put a comedian
I watch him squirm
I love you Chevy
because you're funny
Now squirms
You guys are very funny too
Thank you
You made us
Dana
No we don't get hurt
We're comedians
We've been attacked on stage
I've been attacked on stage
In clubs
I've bombed worse than
You could possibly
Do you still play the comedy store
Sometimes
Oh, boy.
I'm playing, are you guys going back east?
Do you really?
Have you really played there?
In the comedy store?
Yes, and I can get you in.
If you can come with me.
I'm one of the house panes.
Oh, you are?
Yeah.
Where in the OR?
Yeah, she is.
Oh, it's great.
That's actually a big job.
That's great.
I was working in the booth previously.
Did your dad teacher?
Did you pick it up because you saw your dad playing?
Yeah.
So Chevy's daughter, Kaylee, is a pianist at the comedy store.
Very good, yeah.
It's great.
The first woman to do is breaking barriers.
There's still barriers.
Like, I said that to Dave a few months ago ago.
There's no woman playing the piano at the store.
None.
What is the problem?
Well, you shut up.
You're a little fairy.
You know, I mean, going.
Fairy?
Where are you from the 40s?
I'm sorry.
I am.
I'm telling you.
He's lighting the loafers.
I'm telling you.
You're a little loafer.
Tinkerbell.
Your little fairy.
All right.
My dad is said.
Are we done?
Thank you, Chevy.
Once the families come in, that's going to be the highlight of the podcast.
Heather will give you your check.
And, um...
A check?
Yes, you'll get a W-2 form that you can fill out.
We'd like your...
She already gave me a check.
Sir.
Damn!
All right.
This is about Chevy Chase.
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