RE-RELEASE - Zach Galifianakis
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01:43Ontario only.Please play responsibly.If you have questions or concerns about your gambling or someone close to you,please contact Connects Ontario at 1866-531-2,600, to speak to an advisor.Free of charge, BetMGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming Ontario.One of my favorites, Dana, Zach Galfanacus, one of the true originals.Yeah, he's in his own lane.His own lane.
02:12Always makes me laugh.Fun to just talk to him.We'll always try to watch him if I hear he's going on somewhere, stay in the room and watch.And so we happen to have him live at Largo.with a packed house yeah and Largo's right up his alley and what a fun dude I love thathe did it we we always crack up um three of us together was really fun for me and Largo's a goodspot for it so I just remembered that being like a really really nice time yeah it was a hot crowdyou know it's a very hot theater you know someone the other day said I don't know if I like
02:51your podcast I go if you heard the Zach Gallifinexepisode and they got no they were they were like you had him on your show yep they go if you had anyoneI've heard of and we're like who have we not and they're like what and I go I don't know and thenthey're like huh and then they're like then they're like but we have these things in our quiverthese tasty gems from our past if you we don't expect everyone to remember to listen toevery gauldang episode, so we're throwing you some of the hits.One of our faves in the business and one of the faves of our podcast guests.Zach Gallifanak.
03:38Hey.Yeah, you go there.It started.It's already almost over.Okay.Oh, you see, great song.I thought it was good, you know.I did an impression
03:57within the first 20 seconds.Damn, this chair, look at our chairdifferential. What the fuck?I'm like a Muppet.You're like 6-2 in that thing.I'm going to get up front,be like this. What's up, Zach?What?
04:13Sorry.Is Zach here yet?I got up at 6.That's it. We're warning them. It's going to be bad.I'm punchy. I'm over-tired. I'm likea baby. I'm overtired. Let's bring him out.Yeah, that's the beginning. All right, Zach.Welcome, Zach Galvanakis.
04:31Jack Galvanakis.Sure.It was a little louder for Zach if anyone's counting.All right.Okay, Zach Galaphanakis.Zach's, Zach Alfa, nauseous.you're just saying i'm just going to say it you're something else man yeah something elseyou're something else you look like wolverine right now with that hair oh really i'm sorry
05:02cool actually have cool hair which plugs are coming in nice yeah a lot of pluck work a lot of plug worknew crops coming in um so how you doing is that it i'm doing a half mile away from you i'm doing welldavid why is that chair that way this one i don't know it's uh for orthopedic issueOh, okay.He likes to be...Seems erect.No, I don't know.This is good.
05:27Okay.Anyway, we don't have to talk about it.No, it's all right.Zach, enough of this bullshit.So, Zach, can we butter you up a little bit?Yeah, let's butter him up.Okay.How the fuck did you come up with the two ferns thing?
05:38Because that's too crazy.Some of you remember...Coming hot right out of the box.Because that thing is, I saw every episode today.Oh.Today?Well, they're very...Well, I've seen them before, but I'm almost 80.
05:56I have to refresh my memory.This is an illusion.It's a lot of blood and gut and sweats and tape.So when did you come up with that?It was part of a pilot that they were doing,and this guy, Scott Ackerman, was producing it.And he asked me to do.Come on off, Scott.
06:24But he just said, would you do something?And I just said, for some reason, I had this thought.I just said, can you get me two ferns and some kind of celebrity?And I had worked at a cable access show or station.I interned one in college.and so Ikind of like that worldthat kind of low-end, desperate
06:59tried a way to communicate.I actually had a tape to classat a cable access show abouthow to how to waltzand I got my two friendsyou know back when you could do this stuffyou can't do it anymore.And we just put him in gowns.
07:20And it was a very straight video and dance lessons on cable access on how to waltz with not trying to be funny.So that kind of weird world I knew, Scott Ackerman asked Michael Sarah to be in the first one.And we just kind of made it weird and creepy.And I always thought celebrity interviews are.what do you meanridiculousno they arehe's talking like
07:54he's talking like accesshollywoods oh okayI got it's a little yeah yeahit's I mean it's just such a bizarrebut let me ask you the questionabout thisso the guest comes inand I understand for my research
08:06todaythat you didn't reallyprep it with themdid they have cue cardsor they don't even know what's comingand then you guysjust go right at it or do they kind of know where you're going?No, nobody really knows what's going on.
08:23I mean, even us.I mean, we have written things downand I think the idea isthey don't need to be funny.They just need to kind of answer questions.And I think the awkwardness kind of fills in the rest of itAnd then often part of it is improvved.And we just kind of, or I'll give them a something to say back at me that's very mean.
08:54So it's kind of a very give and take.It's not a prank.I don't want to prank people.Because I'm sure people, because, you know, the publicist in this world are very hawkish.And they don't want you to do anything where you're going to look stupid.So you take the Michael Sarah one maybe and they either see that because that probably goes up on funnierto I maybe back then pretty quickly.and then that catches on so they go
09:15someone might even call you and sayhey I'd like to be on this because it's my type of humorand the people you have on obviously are funnyand they're huge stars andwhen they go along with it makes them look betterit's all good it's sort of when you're on S&Land you go with it like theyif you let them make fun of you
09:31and goof around it seems to be funnieryeah I mean there's thatthat is all true I mean but there's been some timeswhen I've go sideways a little bitthat's what I can ask youthat I don't reallyI don't know if I've evenI don't know if I've even spoke about it
09:46but there's beenI don't I don't even knowif I have but there's been a couple ofinstances and I don't mean to bring people upbutthe name of this show is name namesthe reason the reason I bring it upbecause I was just talking about it
10:02to somebody day at lunch for some reasonand so I interviewedthey brought it up and at lunchtoday and they interviewedI mean I interviewedJennifer AnistonYeahYou know
10:20You know from smart waterWe allJennifer if you're listeningI only know her because of smart waterRightWhat about her shampoo commercialsShe's got one from thereWe want you to be on Jennifer
10:36I mean I don'tI guess I meanSo did you say something to her you thought it crossed the lineNoIn the wings, I had a Brad Pitt look-alike.And so I wanted to tell her about it before, you know, we started filming,so I kind of ask her if I could have a word with her, you know, like a vice principal.Someone who looks like Brad Pitt might be expensive.
11:06Well, no, I wasn't.How many people look like?Yeah, but that's how I meant, David.I'm scale minus 10.So you pull her aside and you say, is it okay?We try this or do you even get to it?And I said, I have a Brad Pitt lookalike here.And as soon as I said it, I read her face.
11:23Yeah.And it was her, I felt so bad.And I don't even know anything about that thing.I mean, I know that was in the things, but in the papers.But so I don't know much about it.But so, of course, I called it off.So I went up to the Brad Pitt look alike.to tell him we don't need him.
11:44He's wrapped.Yes.And as a joke, I kind of went,well, I said, listen, we don't need you.Thanks for coming.And as a joke, I said,do you happen to look like anyone else?And without pausing, he goes,
12:00Colin Farrell.So, yeah, there's those little.Don't get rid of me yet.I'm a chameleon.Oh, it's a little.And Jennifer is very funny.she's a very funny girlI think that might be
12:14you know they come on there to be funhe says he's reading the papersyou're calling her a girlit's 2023 guysis she funnyI mean is she a girl yeah she's greatshe'd be a womanI guess you go on my boy
12:23I'm sorry yeah I'm sorry I see girl a lotbut she is veryfun personI think when they go onthey kind of knowwhat they're getting intoand thenit probably goes a hair farther
12:34than they thinkand uh yeah I meanI think the idea is to tryto rattle them asas much as you canread people and push it.There's been a couple of times that...Yeah, I was going to ask about that.
12:49What?Well, has there been times where, like,would you do one with Mike Tyson?I...Uh, I, uh...Uh, I, uh...Well, I don't really do them anymore.Okay, all right.
13:06Sean Penn's scary enough.But you're a fan of Don Rickles, right?Because you did that show.So Don Rickles,To me, as a kid growing up, was the funniest guy on television.The reason is because everyone loved him.He'd put you down and then he'd go, the show started, put it in the corner, give him a cookie.He doesn't know.
13:24It was so dry and so bizarre.There were no jokes.Do you feel like that was an influence for the character, the Fern Guy character, to ride that line?Because it's funny because you're going right at some sort of truth about them.And if they have a sense of humor about it or a perception of them, they laugh really,hard. Right. I mean, part of it, I mean, if you're to really break it down, I guess, is that they arethere are public figures that people kind of want to unfortunately jab at anyway. There's some ofthat to it. And I think in the end of the day, I think it's the media and all the thing.
14:01People are human. We're all, you know, obviously. And I think people that are willing to make fun ofthemselves, I think that's a real nice attribute to someone.Even if it's staged a bit, I think being able to laugh at yourself in that kind of way is a nice thing.No, I've been asked to do them with other people, presidents of companies, and, you know, big Pepsi has asked to sponsor it and, you know, to get blown out of proportion.and I've always just wanted to keep it free onlineand keep it clear of those other things that get in the way sometimes.The monetization people would come in and go,we've monetized it a bit, but only just only in a way that we see fit.
14:54I mean, we've been asked to, I got asked to do a Super Bowl commercial using it.And did you, it's coming out next week.I can't remember.They got a really good deal.I did a puppy bowl commercial earlier.I'm for sale.Church lady is locked and loaded for a super.Go deep.
15:17By the way, first of all,I'm ready.I'm going to sell out in a second.I've done, Dana and I both obviously sellout kings here.We've done.Well, we all are.We do corporate gigs.And when you do them, they go, our CEO,
15:32do say something about it.By the guy, I don't even know what the guy,works there he's like when you get up there say he's got three balls he beats his wife do somethingabout that just throw it in there mix it up throw it in the middle and uh and then you go and then you doit and everyone goes what and you go this guy work with you i he just told me so they try to do thatand that's kind of what they want to do to see you like roast them or something and you go it's noteven funny it'll probably bomb drunk and i i was playing earthwind and fire were supposed i wasopening for them the CEO got drunk i was the CEO got drunk it went on for like two hours
16:04So I was going to pay it a lot of moneyThey go, you can only do 15 minutesBut I went over a little bitAnd I guess earth and wind came outBut fire wouldn'tThat was a long way for that jokeThat's a good jokeI don't mind it
16:15Did you really open for them?I did open for themI open for a lot of peopleTower Power, Todd RungrenYou knowRobert PalmerReally?I bombed every fucking time
16:25Yeah Jesus ChristYour hero will be on in a secondBefore first, Dana GalarfoThey must have ruined your namewhen you first started doing standout.Everybody, I mean...How would they say it?Well, they just tried to make it sound
16:39somewhat ethnic.And they're like...Give it up for Baclavar Rodriguez.But in high school,I was Zach Gala Faggot-Nackus.Which is...That hurts.I was dating a car schools.
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18:27Phenomenal launch into the air. Absolutely incredible. Air Transite. Fly the 7th.5.World's Best Leisure Airline Champions, Air Transat.The first ferns I saw,these ferns are like tall pine trees by now.When I saw the first one,I didn't know what it was.Someone just sent it to me and said, look at this.And so I thought it was a real interview.
18:53And then it was Natalie Portman, who I love.And so I was, of course, in a jealous rage immediately.And then you were saying,some of you had great jokes in that I won't repeat.him because I'm not good at that but but you said so many jokes and it was so and for her to playalong and I thought it was real for a while and then I go Jesus this is so weird and then it took mea while to figure it out too long and then so I started going oh this is great and then whenyou would do them you obviously didn't overdo it you didn't do too many they weren't super
19:23long it was just a great great bit that lives out there on the internet which everyone shouldsee I don't know where I'm going with this day and a jump inWould you like to say anything in your defense, Zach?Well, I mean, speaking of that one, we shot it.That one we shot in a garage.And I think we shot that one in a garage.Right around here, right in Hollywood somewhere.And the thing about that one is, there's a line in it, not to be vulgar, but it's something about, did you shave your,
20:02Okay.You said...Can we hear it?She was in V for Vendetta.Yeah, and then there's a punchline.Did you shave your V for a vagina?Yes.That one caught me off guard.
20:13To Natalie Portman, in a garage.Yes.In a garage.In a garage with loose tools about.By the way, I barely understand that joke.Like, I know.I think I saw that movie.I don't know.
20:26There sounds funny.But the fact that...I think it's the fact that I'm asking it.Yes.So anyway,if I remember correctlyshe was quite goodwith the whole thing and then
20:37we sent it to herjust to you knowshow it to her andI had asked thatjoke to be left out of itI said can you edit that out we'll send it to herand her note waswhere's that vagina joke
20:55oh I love herI don't know if that was the exactnoteWhere is the vagina joke?Something like that.Yeah.By the way, there's a dog in that day.She just went up on the hip meter.
21:08Yeah, she's unreal.But there's a dog that you keep cutting to, which is even funnier.Yeah, I think that was a real dog.The dog rolls over his back and then when something dies or it just sits there, then they cut over the dog.All right.It all works.And then I, uh, Sean Penn won.Sean looked very cool in that one.
21:26Huh.Yeah, I'd be scared of that one.And then, uh, anyway.Sean Penn can, yeah, I had a fight with him.I was in a dress.at the time but you knowhe said hit me harderhe said you can hit me harder
21:37yeah there's no problemI hit him I would like to one day talk to himabout the one we didbecause they bring it up because it wasit was an interestingit was an interesting daywell was was he truly upsetor was he was very quiet
21:51he was very quiethe's a good actorso he can or he's a good actorumumand uhII think he
22:01may have been ready todeck me in real life. I don't know. Maybehe was doing a method thing and II don't, so he's tricky. He held itso serious that you weren't sureif he was serious. He might have beenkidding. Yeah. And andI have worked with him
22:17I mean, I'm not that I know himbut you know, he has a goodsense of humor. He really does.Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yes.Huge laugher andit loves togo see stand up. Butin that moment
22:32it wasI remember whythat was oddwas it somethingyouwas it a linethat you gaveyou said something
22:38wasn't youweren't you playingyour brotheror somethingin thatI was playing thisoverlyover the
22:43well it's not reallyovertopthere are peoplelike thisin the southumuhreally
22:49into himfor the wrongreasonstype personokayand how does that guytalkwell it's based
22:57on a characterI used to doumin high school called the,I think his name wasof the effeminate racist.And, uh,I remember that Skittles,
23:14yeah, but so that's a great.So it's just a guy that talks like the, yes.And so friends of mine that were blackin high school would bump me in the hallway,so I would, this character would be released.And I would say to them,My mom told me not to talk to black people.And they would go crazy.
23:37Would die laughing because they understood at the time that I was mocking it all.You know, so that's where that came from.That was as simple as that.Well, there was something, Dana, where he goes, Sean, and he's doing this, and he's sort of prodding.He goes, did you get into, I'd get into Hollywood just so you could go to all the parties and all the wrong reasons that Sean wouldn't want.Sean is very funnyunlike his persona out thereand so I like these going along with it
24:02but he was so serious then he goesI could walk over there and knock you the fuck out right nowand even I was likeGod damn he gave that a good readingI think he knew it was funny and interestingI think he was playingI don't think he was offendedI'd like to ask him we haven't spoken since
24:18Ihis kids and my kids went to school togetheror at least played sports togetherThey're up in Northern California, so I'll talk to Sean.Yeah, ask them.Ask them.Can you fix it?Hey, man.
24:34I want to smoke.If you could smoke and not get diseases, I would definitely be smoking right now.There's nothing cooler, right?It's like, tell us some more, Zach.Anyway, can we go back to you as a young person then?Like, you strike me as like an introverted extrovert.Like, you're shy in a way.I think we are maybe.
24:55I think I am, but yeah.Well, anyway, it doesn't matter.Anyway, but then you have this powerhouse thing that comes out, like in high school.Did you go theater group or are you just funny with friends or what were you like in grade school high school?Just walking around.Just walking around.Just walking around.I mean, you know, I think I was somewhat quiet, but I think, I mean, humor in my family was seen in very high regard.
25:25uh so my cousins and my brother my my my family is funny you know i kind of watched themeven as the quiet person i thought i was or i think i was so i was kind of this more kindof observant kid uh that thought maybe one day i could through my observations maybe make aa thing out of it and you were thinking that like at age eight 10 12 i meanBut young, young, you got the ideaof maybe you would do this for a little.This is going to sound weird,but it was at my parents' conception of me.
26:05Doesn't sound weird at all.It doesn't sound weird, right?My brother, Brad, I got three older brothers.He swears he remembers being born,and he's serious.Really?Yeah, he has a photographic memory.He just remembers being born, yeah.
26:18I'm not kidding, Brad.The guy I based Garthon.But being funny, younger really pays off.And I think that's for all of us,like at dinner or at schoollike I was at a school that wasa little bit of a pipsqueak hard to believeand always bullied
26:32and push around but if you couldI would quietly say jokes to my friendsor under my breath but that kind of if you get a littlesomething that's all I had I wasn'tsuper athletic I wasn't this so if you havesome little hook like that you goooh my dad thought it was funnyyou know people think it's funny and then you go
26:48and then you try to maybethat's kind of like that for a lot of comedianswell the tall guys didn't have to do anything to get the girlWe, on a bio-evolutionary level, we had to be funny.Zach, you're not that short.I'm around 6-2.That's a gigantic chair.It's an optical illusion.
27:11Same with me.I look like I'm a foot shorter than you.Look at this.Can you want to switch places?No.Okay.I like it up here.So, Zach, so you're, did you take theater?
27:21Did you go into that kind of stuff?Or you're just like?No, I just was not, I never did, I did public speaking competitions.I did that once.How's that competition?Just say a lot. It sounds good.Well, my mom wrote the speech, and it was called You and I and Tomorrow.Seriously?
27:46Yeah, that was the name of it.Really?Was it a public service?It was, I don't remember how, you and I?We should do a remake.Yeah, there was a speech contest in North Carolina locally,and then you could go to the state finals,and my brother and I were kind of into it.
28:02But never really, no theater, none of that.My mom tried to get me to go to the School of the Arts in North Carolina.She did urge me to go there.She knew that I had, I mean, she knew that I was eager to figure it out.What was this?School of the Arts.School of the Arts is a really, a really good school.in Winston-Salem.
28:24So she really, she was your champion.Place she bought into it.Oh, my mom was, my mom would be like,he's quiet, but I swear he's funny.Like I would hear her say that to my aunts and stuff.And did she want you to play piano?When did you learn to play piano?Oh, right.
28:39So I learned piano.I don't know how to play piano.Whoa.That's that, I don't know how to read music.So I don't know why I was getting ready to tell you.Well, I learned piano.I don't know piano.You seem pretty good to me.
28:54Well, I can fake it.But for some reason, only sad music comes out of me.And it goes well with the jokes.You know, didn't you do a VH1 show?And I think you, why do I think there's a piano at the beginning of that?I did.I had a talk show in VH1 years ago.And there was the piano was involved during the monologue.
29:17And I think that's why I had the show because I was like a musical act at the time.a variety where you could because you're not you didn't want to just interview like johnny carsonlike normal straight interviews i'm sure right i was just trying to figure out the format had beenbeaten to death and and i just was trying to figure out like how can i do somethingdifferent but interesting and sometimes funny uh funny was kind of last but we on that show wewould havewe would have it make it look likeno one wanted to come to the show so we
29:55would have one person in the studio audiencebut we would have a laughtrack of a six year oldso it wasvery bizarreit was really a weirdshow can we find this somewhereI know most of those episodes are in my attic
30:11can we find a six year oldit's I don't think they're onlineI don't know if they areI remember, what was it called?Do you remember?It was called 60 Minutes.Nope.It was called Late World.
30:29Late World?Yeah.And how old are you when you do Late World?Uh, God, uh, 30, 30, 30.You don't think.So how long had you been?I don't know how old I was.I was 35, maybe.
30:42I need numbers.How long did you do stand up in clubs before you got that show?Oh, I was still doing.and then that show failedand I went back to do it in open mics.So I had a talk show on VH1and as soon as it ended,I was like, well, back to the old
30:58so I just went back to the coffee houses.And you weren't really making a livingthen it stand up or just a little bit.There was a time where I could go on the roadand, you know, do make a living.And I was making a living for a while on the road, yeah.And you had an hour?I had an hour of
31:20sometimes the material wasa little bittoo bizarre sometimesand Ithere was some alienationI mean it was funny when you were telling me aboutI opened for this sugar hill gang onceand I said a hip hop hippie
31:38and I remember getting kicked off stagebecause I made fun of the Bibleand I didn't realize I was performing at a Bible schooland this is how they kicked me onthe woman just came up to the stage she goesso yeah those I meanyeah all those shows all those terrible shows did you have asouthern accent when you were and you got rid of it
31:58or did you actually have a little bit of a no I meanI'm going home in a couple days and I don't just go backit just it turns back on it's just as a it's an easierway to it's North Carolinian I mean what is thatwell not Mississippi it's no it's like AppalachiaNorth Carolina Appalachia and a lot of people speak throughtheir nose thereand it's like
32:20Hey, how are you?But if you go eastin North Carolinait's very breathyand it's really beautifuland it sounds nicebut so there's all kindsof different accents
32:31that I, you must pay attentionwhat did you thinkof Daniel Craig's accentand knives out?Well, I thoughtit was kind of coolbut I always findHollywood always does
32:42the gong with the windI declareI have never seensuch aYou know.Well, I think we are, we have a occasion.Yeah.We got a moot.
32:53I think we got a moot occasion.It's a little foghorn, yeah.But I thought, I thought it was great.I mean, he's pretty, he's a cool.It just has to be funny or sound weird.Yeah, yeah.It's entertaining.But you, you can go through all the southern accents.
33:06I'm pretty, I'm pretty good with knowing where in the South someone might be from.I'm pretty good at it.Okay.I did a movie.I top like this.Where am I from?You don't seem to know where I'm from.You don't know.
33:23He doesn't know.You don't know where I'm from, boy.I had a friend, I have a friend from Mississippi.He kind of talks like this.I'm from Columbia Falls, Mississippi.Sounds just like Gomer Powell.That's right.Grew up, and he was a real sincere feller.
33:38These snaky fellas trying to get your money, Dana.These are direct quotes.He'll be thrilled he got laughs.But, Dana, I did a movie where I was playing.They go, you're going to play.play New Hampshire accent.So, first of all.Okay, that's a tough one.
33:51I feel, I smell an Oscar immediately.So I say, I'll go, they go, go to a dialect coach.So I go to a dialect coach, I'm like doing it,and they go, that's a little more Boston.I took two lessons, right?For the whole movie.And I'm like, listen, guy.And they're like, that's more.
34:11And I go, I pulled her aside.I go, here's a deal.My audience is four to eight year olds.I just have to sound funnyall rightthey're not gonna go in therewith a microscopethey go oh he sounds
34:24if I just don't soundlike Joe dirt in one moviethey'll be happy all rightthey'll go oh that one's differentso it was a kid's movieand they're trying to get you to New Hampshirethey're not supposed to be kids moviesthey turn into it
34:35because that'sbecause you're the star of ityeah because all my moviesaren't TBS because it's the grownups channeland it's just a rotationof every movieI could have helped youdo you remember those Petri
34:47Farm commercials?Petridge Farm.Petridge Farm, flaky and delicious.That's the only way I could do, New Hampshire.Is that that New Hampshire?Isn't it or?Didn't recognize it.Petridge Farm coming different blueberry, strawberry
34:59flavors.That's the expert over here.I don't know.Let's take a tour of the South again.Zach, I'm playing.Miami, what do they sound like?I'm playing Durham.Durham.
35:09Is that a city?That's a city.That's where Duke University is.And I'm excited of playing that, but any trouble?Should I worry about?That's where my dad's from.That's where he's...I don't have any comps left, but...
35:21Normally, it would be easy.I get him.No, I'm excited to go there.It's a good city.I never play down.I love the South.Yeah, I did you.I miss that.
35:34I was going to ask Zach something else.Oh, you were in the...How far did you get in the Scouts?I heard you were in the Scouts.I was an Eagle Scout.Is that the complimentary molestation?Where's my notes?Where do my notes go?
35:47Oh, here there.Hey there.I'm kidding, Zach.We're taking that out.No, no, that's fine.We're taking that out.Or we're putting on a loop for promotion.Zach's like, if that was actually written down, I'm walking out of here.
36:05Oh, well, let's ask him about...What do you want to ask him?I want to...Well, we can talk about the hangover for a bit.You were in the hangover.This is like, this is like the theater show.Well, hangover was like a...You were in the hangover, and then everyone applauds.
36:16That...calls...Applaud!God damn.They don't know.They don't know.Hangover of the last 20 years,the two that got me the hardest
36:24as comedies,because I don't really...I see all the strings.Hangover, Tropic Thunder.Those are two that caught meflat-footed.And you were in...Which one?
36:35I was in...Sorry.I was in the...Hang-out.So you go from...Comedians, comedian.People know you.You're going along.
36:45You've done a special.live purple onionstand-up specialand then Todd Phillips callsand you go onwhat happens nextare you the first choice for thator do you know
36:56do you rememberit's a real questionI meanlisten I've been a fallouton every movie I've ever doneoh my GodI don't knowthat's not a mean question
37:08that's just likesometimes the movies come togetherand they go we gotthis one would be a good accentobviously Zach's greatit's a funny part to playand they let you doit seems like Todd
37:17who seems like a really funny cool guylet you do what you doand well I think heI think he was doingI think he was going to stand-up clubsI think that's what he had told meand then that's where he knew me frombecause I don't know if I'd done much
37:32otherwiseto be seen onscreen butso he asked me an auditionI think I was living in Canadaand I justI'm in terribleI just don't like to audition.
37:47I'm, it's, I'm, I've always been bad at it.I, I usually make, I usually get, I mean, I was just, I have so many stories about, we all do, but, um.Could you tell us one of a really, well, people I want to hear, I mean, I don't want to, but there's just so many, you know, I just was so, you know, I just was so not into the process of it.I mean, the first time I ever got a laugh in a,an audition was when I first auditioned for a drama.And they were laughing at me.Sometimes the problem is if you're a comedian, you read things,and it feels sort of stiff because you're a bit quirky or charactery.
38:35And so when you're reading super flat lines that are just written for a generic comedy,they'll tweak them later if it's him or somebody.but as is it's it's sometimes for your personality maybe it doesn't it's not hilarious when you do it because it's so basic but if you brought your stuff to it then it's funny so maybe he saw if you could bring your weirdness to it then it's great well i think also at that time i was a bit older and i think i was kind of uh not to be cavalier about it but i think my attitude was well this is probably going to end soon meaning this pursuit of whatever this isI don't reallycare as muchbecause I'll just kind oftry to exit without caringif that makes any sense
39:24So you were thatYou get the hangover, you're thinkingThis is pretty much a mic dropI'm out of hereNo meaningI'm not going to get thisI'm not going to get this jobI will just
39:34I think my mindset then wasYou know I tried doing show businessYou know at that timeI mean you kind of beat yourself up sometimesAnd I didn't really knowwhat I was doingand I mean who does but but anyway I flew down from Canada in audition and I think I rememberleaving getting into my stretch Hummer so you were doing well and telling Sugar Ray to
40:02scoot over oh god I laughed but I did a pilot with him 20 years ago umBut then I got the job and, you know,then you do the, the, you show up for workand you start acting in it and you,I remember going to dinner with the other actorswith Bradley and, uh, I forget the other names.Ed Helms?No, it's only Bradley. Who gives a shit about the other guys?
40:35Bradley Cooper.Bradley and Ed and I think Ken and,and, um, we were all at dinner.And I said to them,this movie seems goodI've never had this feeling beforeso II felt there was a real kind of energy
40:57on set there that was you knowsometimes that happens and it's notit doesn't translate to the screenthere's great energy on setand everybody's like what this isand but that one Todd is a very good editorand a really good directorthat knows how to steer that stuff
41:14Sure. You sort of need all the components and you can lose it anywhere along the way.But if you do it and you're doing like maybe you're doing extra takes where you're just trying different jokes and screwing around, plus we all remember the hangover wasn't a huge movie and it was probably not a big budget and no one, you're not going into it going, oh, I just got the Avengers.It's like, oh, I just got a comedy.It could go away.It could be nothing.But it turns it blows up obviously into a huge thing.So it would be probably even scarier to audition for something if you know it's that big.People that are auditioning for the sequel are like,
41:46holy shit, this is a huge movie.Yeah, I had to audition for the sequel.You did?That's not.I had to see Hollywood.That's shameful.You're going to read with Brad Cooper in this.You were so good in the first one.
42:02That's great.I had this guy come up to me once and he goes,Hey, are you an actor?I go, yeah.He goes, are you the guy from Hangover 2?I don't even know how I answerI think I just walked awayI didn't know what this
42:19Where's the baby nowYou still stay in touch?They did like ToddHe had a babyThat sounds like BrodyBrodyOh my GodBrody Stevens is a great comedian
42:38Zach's very good friendsI was friends withHe toured me for a while at the very endand passed away.And God, I was just thinking todaybecause, you know, I knew you were closewith Brody. And so I wasclicking from your stuff because I don't, honestly, I don't
42:52know who you are. And I wasclicking from you and then I'm jumping over to Brody's shittrying to remember all his jokes. And Ijust saw a clip of him.Classic Brody, not bombing, but gettingso mad at the crowd. And it's like,we didn't do anything. They'rejust not laughing that much. And he's
43:09going, arms cross-negative.And he was doing all his jokes.I date, I'm dating a girl from Greece, the movie, she's 75.You know, you know how many, I was trying to think of all these jokes he has, Dana.I don't know if you knew them, and everyone, we'd stand in the back and laugh.That talk show at Vichueno was talking about earlier, he was the warm-up guy.And I would like peek behind the curtain to see what was going on.And Brody just would be going, Whopper or Big Mac, you make the call.
43:40That's actually probably pretty good.good.I mean, for a warm-up guy,just energy, right?You know what?He did it on our lights-out show,and I'd peek my head at the same thing,and they go,
43:50hey, something's going on up there,and he's guys,you're negative,you're negative,you don't deserve David Spade.He was in Police Academy 4.He's from Michigan,and he's not coming out
44:02until I give the green light.And I'm going,what is why is he yelling at the crowd?The crowd is like nine people,you know.But he had so many,God damn fucking one of my favorite moments with him god as it's early on and we were hanging outwe were my apartment in Santa Monica and Margaret Cho was on television and we're just watching in silence
44:27I don't mean it like that but we're just watching it and after a couple minutes brodie just yellsat the TV not trying to be funny she had a sitcom why come me don't have oneWhy come me?Why come me don't have one?He answered his own question.He goes, I'm doing pretty well in show business.I'm finally able to take my mom out to lunch and pay for half.Is that it?
45:03I'm a professional mangler.One more.I had not a member of the Mile High Club,but I did masturbate on the Ferris wheel.the Pomona County Fair.So many jokes.He was so funny.But I'm saying him because he was in,
45:19I think you put him in one or two things,because he goes, you know me,I'm the guy from Hangover,Hangover to Do Date,cut out of funny people.Yes.Yeah.He, yeah, I think, well, Todd,
45:34Todd saw Brody, Todd Phillips saw Brodywhile I was doing shows at the old Largo.So that's why Brody's,in those movies.I didn't have anything to do with it.If I had something to do with it,he wouldn't have been in any of them.Todd's got a good eye, though.
45:51Yeah.But I miss him so much.I was missing him so much.David, I may have told you this the other day,but there wasn't a podcast,so I'll say it again.But I was missing this guywe're talking about Brody,
46:06and he was known for alienating audiences.That was one of thereason I think comicslike to him.Proversely is we would all rush outto see him turn audiences away.We had a fewof those in San Francisco.
46:24And he's bombing in Montrealwho used to have this baseball teamand blah blah blah.And Brody just looks out at the audiencewhile he's bombing and he yells outno wonder the expo's left.He was a pitcher at ASU, I think, and he goes,I threw 88 with movement.
46:47He would say that in the middle of his act, too.A very funny guy.I don't, I want to read all his jokes.So Hangover worked out for you.Is that the end of that story?Yeah.Did you, when you, so this is the first timeyou're getting actual extra, extra money.
47:01Did you buy a roperoyce or anything?I mean, what did you, did you do anything with,what was that like when you first had extra extra extra money?Yeah.I bought four elephants.smartno I mean I boughtI bought a place
47:16I bought a place in North Carolinaa farmI'm not a farmbut a place to try to be afarm nickelbut I don't live there anymorebut yeah Igot that and then I
47:28you went home and bought them alljust to show offI don't rememberI got a lot of fur coatsfor all my auntsDid youEverybody gets a frockoosDid you?
47:50Did youYou like to farm, right?Oh, I mean my fantasyis to be a farmer one dayBut I look, that's hard workIt's for some entertainment guy to say thatIt's kind ofBut that's what I feel like
48:06Not farmit's more gardening, to be honest.Okay.But I have a tractor.It sounds bigger, yeah.I have a tractor.Do you drive it around?No, Dana.
48:18It's for my Insta.I like to work with my hands.I masturbate.Ladies and gentlemen, I, um...You got it.That's Brody again.Oh, yeah, he goes.I did, uh, I have,
48:37I've been doing porn.I do a one-man scene on a yoga mat in Chatsworth.I don't know.Let's talk about baskets.Baskets was a great show.I don't have to tell this crowd.You don't have to tell this crowd, Jack.They know.
48:55Baskets.Mm-hmm.That's it.You only do cool stuff, it seems to me.I've done a lot of shit.You do a lot of cool stuff.You do cool stuff.It seems like you do it on your own term.
49:07they let you do your thing which isn't always the case with everyone and it's sort of the dreamfor any comedian like let me just do my own thing like curb is always an example of like that would befun to do something like that where you could just do your own thing and it's very very hard to dothose things i mean people look at it and go that's such a great show or baskets but to write itcast it well make it make sense it all that stuff is exhausting yeah i mean there's a lot ofthought that goes into it and sometimes you get um lucky and most of the time you get unlucky andmost of the time you get unluckybut sometimes you get lucky with
49:40things kind of come to placeI mean I think that showif I could bore you with it a bitis awe were just trying to beI had not seenregular people on televisionportrayed without
49:56I just wanted to ground a comedyso it should be emotionalwith not thisI wanted to bedusty and I wanted it to be more real than I have seen, especially the comedy world.And I asked John Kreissel, the director of, can you figure out this dusty world I'mtrying to tell you about in this rodeo clown world? So, you know, we did our research a littlebit and started casting and writing it. And yeah, it's a show I'm, it was so fun to work on.
50:36Yeah, it was a lot of fun and a lot of work.I was just thinking about Louis Anderson when I was talking about it.And I just heard he died today.He would have fucking laughed.Every comedian laughs at any joke by that.Oh, my God.When did that strike you?When did you figure that out?
51:02I'm going to have Louis play my mom.Louis C.K. and I weretaught...All the Louies.Well, there were two Louies in this conversation.Louis C.K. and I were talking aboutthe motherto cast the mother, and he was asking
51:17me what I was thinking about, and I said,well, oh, I'd alreadycalled this British actress nameBrenda Bledhen,who I really, really like.But for some reason,that didn't work out.or she didn't get the email
51:36that's what I thinkthere was just noshe didn't get the emailso I was telling LouisI was kind ofimitating the voicethis is a story I've told many timesbut
51:49and I was doing the voiceand he looked at meand he goeslike Louis Anderson's voiceand I saidyeahand Louisgoes
52:01should we call himand I wentyeahand that was itthere was this weirdLouis hadand I didn't know thisbut he had been channeling his mom
52:16on stage for a long timeand that was kind of a luckthat was the lucky part about itbut I had always loved himI loved his vulnerabilityeven in his stander if you can observe these kind ofthings it's fun to kind of try to figureout and I thought he can do it but not I don't want it drag right has to be real the first
52:42day they put a lot of makeup on him and I we get some of that off he's he's the part so justyou know we put it some wonderful costumes on him and the makeup was wonderful andLouis is you know I think when you come from such a background like he did umI think his tenderness came from painon QJesusI told my managerlike if I say something cool
53:25someone ruinmake sure you beep somethingif I get choked uptalking about Louisbeep it so it breaks up the icethis is a good audiencebut no I thinkLouis had this thing in him that was
53:47really couldthrow it out heartbreakingpathos in his stand-up and a brilliantstand-up and storytellerbut on set I would dielaugh at work with him he was funny every secondoh my GodGod he just made he just was
54:03So great.You know, I don't know, you probably knew Louie.When I first got to town, I was 20, I was 20, this is at least eight years ago.I was, so I don't know where I, I saw Louis somewhere, and I didn't know him.I mean, I was in the hallway at the improv, but he was nice.And I was trying to audition at the improv or the comedy store.Those are the big ones to get in.And I was 20, and I had an okay act.
54:29I had about, you know, eight minutes.And so he says, why don't you?audition for Mitzie and I gooh I don't even knowhow to do that and he said I'll bring you downso I went down there met himhe went and told Mitzie on like their audition nightand I went in the comedy store right here
54:45did my sit did okaycame out on the sidewalk on sunset and just stood there and he came out and he goesshe didn't like youI goohIt's tough, man.I auditioned there once,and then you have to go see Mitzie.
55:07Did you go over to her table?No, he was a middleman.You just ushered you out?He spared me watching her go,I'm sure she would have been rougher about it.He was like, yeah.I auditioned, and she said to me,Get some puppets.
55:21It's not bad advice.Yeah, I auditioned for her and nothing.Nothing happened.You're in the main room next night.Yep.There's nothing else to ask.No's Fiona Apple, check.Do you want to do some...
55:43Oh, wait, SNL!We had to ask about SNL, remember?This whole thing is about S-R-S-R-K.God damn, Danny, you forgot.I watched both of your monologues today.Yeah.I'd seen them before.Dana had a big day.
55:56I'm telling you, I've been researching for 11 hours.No, I...Saturday Night Live20102011hostingboth timesand someone today
56:10mentionedyou andKeenan Thompson'swhat's what's up with thatwhat's up with thatand you came outthis guy with this long flutein this weird jumpsuit
56:21and it's a very potentWas that the double-sided flute?YeahDoes it guys remember that?The extreous flute?YeahYou just cameIt had no lines
56:29You just came out playedI didn't even know that was you, I saw it.Yeah.But it was something very indelible about that.Yeah, I remember that.It was, I still have the jump suit.It's in my closet.I usually don't keep any of that stuff, but that I have.
56:45It's quite, it's comfortable.I wear it a lot in Canada, why I'm chopping wood.But, yeah, that was a flute.I remember they had like a double thing guitar.And I was like, oh, that's.seems like, is there, can youbuild a flute where the guydoes this? And
57:06yeah, they do it. That's thegreat thing about that show as you, like, is it like,can you maybe get a prop likethis? Yeah, sure. Yeah, sure.They can do anything within 24 hours, yeah.And you did, I read one,maybe you werebrought in as a guest writer, some of the day,
57:22and said there was a Britney Spears sketch that you pitched an ideawith you and Will Farrell.Ten years before you were brought in asa guest writer or something like that?Well, I thought I was brought inas a cast memberHmmThey never tell you what you're brought in at
57:38No, I couldn't figure it outThere was a weekendI was like oh I don'tI guess I'm writingSo I wroteLooking backI feel really bad about itBut not that it was a
57:50There were two sketchesthat I pitched to herAnd it was just she and IIn this office aloneAndBrittany SpearsThe first sketch wasWill Ferrell
58:07we were going to shrink him downto be the bodyguardto her belly buttonyou love itlove it rightthat sounds funnyso that was basicallywhat I said to her
58:20I remember a tumbleweedgoing through the cover sectionon my badI mean it's not her faultand thenI thought at the timebecause she was so kind of popsugary
58:39I said lookI think it would be funnyif you're doing a straight interviewwith something like entertainmenttonightand you're just answeringthese banal questionsand
58:49you happen to be bleedingfrom the mouthI like thatI like it tooThis sounds like a bunch ofI just rememberShe looked at meAnd then
59:08I remember looking at the groundAnd the groundAnd I remember looking back upBut we made eye contactAnd she goesYeah that's funnyShe was nice about itShe was very sweet
59:21She was very nice about itAnd that's a funnyThat's a great picturefor her.Because the blood coming down and trying to...I don't know.I thought maybe it would bekind of a fun thing, but
59:29you know, it didn't work.It didn't work for her.Zach, pop stars shouldn't really bleedon her.Rule number 540.So your monologue, I mean, thesecond one, where youstripped your clothes off,
59:46you had a little red jumpsuit on,and then you had a board withletters on it.Like...Well, I...No, no, it's fine.It's something I had been doing in my stand-up.I mean, in my late 30s, I was going around the country.
01:00:01With the board.With the board in a little orphan Annie dress and glitter.The dress, too?Oh, yeah.That was in your club act?Oh, well, I would, I would, at this time, I was kind of doing bigger.Your club act.Your club act, kid.
01:00:16You got your club act in your regular.I was doing Uncle Tampons Comedy Cave in Tampa.Uncle Tampons comedy.No, I was doing, you know, shows, and so I had that one under a thing that I, it was something I liked doing, and I was trying to be absurdist and somewhat political at the same time back then, and sometimes, you know, the only way I felt like I could pull that off or at least to have a message or two was to do something very weird.and there were a couple of political jokes buried in thatthat and then I would change it from time to timeand I actually got someone tried to sue mebecause of what was on those flip charts years ago.
01:01:07Really? Yeah.So I would perform as little orphan Annie and close out showsand by the time I was ready to do Saturday Night LiveI mean I think it was 39 dressed as little.orphan anna you knowaround the countryyou're likebut this bit is polished
01:01:25yesand dancingin a verylike you knowmuch too oldto be doingthe other thingyeah yeah
01:01:30that was theumbutthey're likeJohn Ham did thislast weekyou're likewhat
01:01:36I've been sitting on thisI don't even know youyeah that'syeah I remember that bityeah God Jesusit haunts medo you remember the first timeyou met
01:01:47Lorne Michaelsuhit doesn'thave tohave to, any thoughtsabout him?No, I don't remember the first time.I mean, no, I do remember in his office.
01:01:59Yeah, in his office.You know, when you host, you go in,you go into that awkwardmeeting thing thatis very...It's a very fun week.You're excited?You're coming off that hangover heat.
01:02:12Everyone loves you.The minute you're hot, you feelyou're getting yourself getting lesshot.Lauren has a lot of...When you know you're hot, you're cold.Anyway, let's bring everyone inThey bring everyone in
01:02:26And they pitch all the ideasAnd Zach's just popcorn, right?YeahHe has popcornAll day long, unsalted.It's unsalted, isn't it?Butter?Butter.
01:02:37I've always liked butter.He's an interesting person.Chiffy PopGiffy Pop.What does he think ofOrville Redmond?I don't know.He never talks about it?
01:02:48I don't think he knowsI'm doing one it's so badbut Dana's isHe asked me once on an airplane.I've been doing it for years behind the scenes,but it was too embarrassed to do it in front of him.So he asked me, he said, like, when you do me,like, what do you do?
01:03:04And I balked at that moment, you know.But years later, I was at a restaurant with Lorneand his two assistants, and Rob Lowe in Santa Monica.And he said, you know, do it for me.So I started to do it.And I said it was just him at the board on the Wednesday.night picking the show, and he would get mad, and he'd go, I still have no fucking first act.And then he'd go into the bathroom. And coincidentally, this is a true story. So he's doing that.
01:03:33And then he tells me to tell the Paul McCartney story when I met him at Lauren Michael's house.So I'm doing Paul like this and going on and on like that. Lauren's looking up and going,it could be, yes, yes. And I did an impressionist tap out. And it's Paul. And I'm going,Oh, Paul was behind you and he knew he was coming in.I get tapped out.Once I had John Travolta, I was on stage in Denver and I'm, you know, these guys are going crazy like that.And then tap out, it's John Travolta.Yeah, it's an impressionist tap out.
01:04:06But anyway, Lauren, I think at this point gets it.Everyone does it.I think he's kind of likes it.I believe, don't he think so?It's funny.It's silly.We all love him.I mean, he's brilliant, that Lorne, his isms, his life little things.
01:04:23Marriage is a prison everyone's trying to escape into.That's a great one.Wow, that's good.I mean, who, and he's got tons of those.He talked about funny people.Were you going to live?Are you going to be around funny people?Because there's like only 900 of us on the planet in any given time.
01:04:43And 900 was like the perfect number.Like, really?Is that about it?Like 20 in Poland and like 18.There's only 900 funny people on the planet.Feels a little heavy for Poland.But Lauren, he's a little heavy.Maybe, maybe low teens.
01:05:02So you do the hangover.You're very successful.You do baskets.You do Saturday Live.This is a big summary.Big summary.I have some basic questions for you.Yeah, let's drill them.
01:05:13Drill them hard.When you give to Cherry,is it for ego fulfillment or to help people?It's a good one.Yeah.I think if people don't know that you've giventhen you haven't given.Yeah.
01:05:34Finally.Or at least that's the motto of this fucking town.When I do the wire,I call the press people the exact same time.I go, this wire.not going out without Yahoo News knowing.Let's put us all on one email.The best thing about being famous is...
01:05:55Good table at soup plantation.My best feature is...Hangover.Hangover.feature film no no my best feature oh I thought it was like looks that's what I that'swhat I that's how I have okay yes I have okay I have good legs all right would you describeyourself as an empath or a narcissist there's no middle ground at all I don't know I just gotthese out of a book today empath is not really empath is somebody like you feel feelings oh I do
01:06:45okay I'm that one yeahyou are so totally that onecan I tell you David saidthat I was driving here tonightand David a few years agoa bunch of people were in thegreen roomand the wait
01:07:01and we were all just talking aboutstand up and where we used to do itthe old daysand David just goeswhen I first started doingstand up as everybody leavesthe roomI saw people start to go
01:07:20It makes me laugh all the timeI think about it all the timeDude you were he was here two weeks agoAnd I talked to him for three minutesAnd I laugh so hardI go I can't even talk to you anymoreBecause I knew we were doing thisAnd I go
01:07:30God he makes me laugh so fucking hardAnd then I came over hereBecause you're one of my favoritesAnd I start to watch his stand upAnd I go oh noAnd then I had to go after youAnd everyone's like ughThat's not true
01:07:39That's weirdBecause that's a different interpretationOf how I felt after that showOh, really?You handed me my hat like, that was a tough set.Well, I do that to get in your head.No, hi.No, his...
01:07:57All right.He left his hat on stage, so I grabbed it.And he was leaving, and I went back,and some Davey Crocker.It was like some...And I gave it to him, and I was like, hey, fuck that crowd, man.That's a good one.Then they go, huh?
01:08:15That's...that's the worst thing you can hear when you get offoh fuck that crowd that shows youthey don't get you that's the worstoh my god goddamn it okay well let's let him wrap up he's been goodhe put in his hourshow how how what so this is a podcast
01:08:32I don't know we willwe'll edit it we'llthis will be six minutesyeah I mean how like how whatyou sit through it and you edit itno we don't edit anythinghow long are the how long are theyseven hours
01:08:45No, they're usually about an hour-ish.Okay.So we just went over an hour-tenth.Okay.Yeah.Are you angling for more money?Yeah.Are you amazed how disorganized and amateurish we are?
01:08:58Well, I thought they were...I know.I actually, the fact that you guys...And I saw you guys get these chairs out of your cars.We're on a budget.Flanny is tight.So I was impressed with that.Very impressed.
01:09:14I like itI'm a little nervous talking to ZachIt's funIt's great to see youI don't see you muchAlways fun to see you on stuffAnd it's greatAnd no bullshit
01:09:25We think you'reWe better our people upBut we're sincereYou knowYou're one of theMount RushmoreAll-time comediansSo funny
01:09:34Of our generationI really meanThat's interesting dudeAlways interestingI amI putI draw a lineBetween you and Will Farrell
01:09:44Carol, only in the sense of the commitmentbecause Will said no one will ever out-commit me.But you commit, no one can out-commit you.Well, Will is one of those guys, Jesus,the way he goes inand even does like side bits when you're at workthat he, I can't, he, that man is,I remember when we were working together at the time,
01:10:07it was the terrible, yeah,and the news was the terrible Penn State.Yeah, and Will's a big sports fan, and he was following that stuff.And I, at that time, I was working on getting the statue of, who's Penn State's coach?Paterno.I wanted to put that in Will's yard.I'm a big molester fan.I was following that case, too.
01:10:41It's going to be a very interesting podcast.You're revealing yourself.That's good.It's supposed to be authentic.I know.These are all just, I don't know.We're at Largo.It doesn't matter.
01:10:52It's Largo.But no, but thanks.Thanks, Zach.Thanks, Dana.Thanks, David.Thanks, Zach, thank you very much.Thanks to the audience.Thank you.
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