Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade - Spade Arrives in Italy

Episode Date: September 28, 2026

David’s recording his first episode from Italy, and the guys are talking about ordering pasta, getting ZzzQuil in the Alps, and the actual definition of “walkable”. Also, Dana’s got a horse update, Nancy Pelosi’s got stock picks, and the news of the week.

We don't have a Z-Quil, but we have possum juice, make you sleepy. It's also spaghetti sauce. The word in the street is spade is a colossal p. Out of all the grown-ups guys, right? Well, you have different kinds of different things that need to be figured out. But you did. Why, Italy? Is it crucial the plot?

What couldn't you done in the backwash? Sony and just built a little. icy sculpture. I can't even explain it to you. What's the budget on this turkey? All right, welcome to the lightest, brightest I've ever been with my fluffy hair on the side. We are in different locations and we have different equipment. What your hair is doing is remarkable.

It's remarkable. It's because you're in a wig all day, right? And then I said, you know what, Dana doesn't deserve a hat. I'll probably put it on them. Don't be mad about my messy hair. I know your hilarious cut is hilarious. This is just to cheer you up after our kind of technical issues. Everybody needs to South Sunda.

You know, he seems like he sang in Italian. Didn't he do Dolare or something? Well, oh, yeah, that's a more. Yeah, that's a moray. I have too much of a froggy throat to do this. It's 3.30 in the morning here and where I am. Oh, you know, the thing about how much we are devoted to our fan base, which is fucking huge, is that I'm late in the day. And Dan is early in the morning because I'm in...

It's a lot. I was about that. You know, it's funny. Aside from everyone, I mean, almost everyone's... speaks Italian here. Very annoying. I've told you how to hack it, right, in previous podcasts. E, I don't know.

Like, we were waiting for the ferry, and it was like, what, no, and I said, Arrivi to boat, I'm not kidding, and it works, it works. So what would be a typical thing you'd have to ask? Well, they do put high eyes. They go, you want to go to dinner? Well, that's more like Mexico City. But I do have Google Translate.

Oh, you do. Okay, take back everything I just said. I know. It's just all, it's hard. Google Translate is almost like Shazam because it just shows like song lyrics. So it's working from it. Well, don't you talk into it and then interprets it? I do, but I think it picked up the song

and I guess it goes on a dark desert highway and they're like, what is that? I'm like, oh, that's from an Eagle song. I think this is not working, right? It doesn't seem like just plain random English-speaking pop songs would help an Italian, like translate what you're trying to convey. That's just me. I'm not that way. No, it's a disaster, but I will tell you

that people use their hands so much, but they don't have guns here. So when they get in a fight, it's like slow motion, gougoo so that's is that being aggressive so it looks like a gun but it's just a hand

okay I like that about Italy very peaceful country yeah very peaceful also they try to like because we're trying to eat and they go you're going to have so much fast there and it's actually really good for you and you actually don't gain weight and it's actually and then I don't know if that's all true but I said oh great. And they try to show off with the pastas, you know, because the menu's never like spaghetti

and meatballs. It's like, um, it's like a bit maria. Exactly. Exactly. And then I go, what's ravioli? You got any, got any like spaghetti meat sauce? They go, uh, so he goes, ravioli with meat. And then I look at what kind of meat. It's rabbit, deer, and hamster. It's like so crazy where you go, this is disgust. This is all the breadth of human history. We would eat rodents and things and frogs and turtles. It's only new

that we have these filet of whatever. But I like it there because it's benign. Like one time these cops came up to me and said, get up against the wall. And they made like this and they go, and have a piece of pizza. I have a pizza pie.

I thought they were threatening. Up against the wall, spread them. And have a piece of pizza. Oh, you guys are kidding me. Sabaro. Sabaro, right. We have our pizza. It's how it is over here. You want some skunk meat on your pasta. You want the full skunk or you just want the meat pasta? You want the ground hog. Groundhog tail, just a tail. A light olive oil. We saute the tail. We make a filet nice for you. I have spaghetti and awesome. a lot. I keep throwing in different

animals. I know. You've got like six of them. So far, I've impressed. How about some nice mar soup or soup? You like that? Yeah. All right.

Here's another thing. They also say excusi a lot. There's two things. I say exquisite. They bump in. Excuse. That's the funest one to say. Excusei Ascusi Here's one you can use I was when you can use

It's 4.30 in the morning here I was in a cab in Rome And I was just riffing Where do you go What do you do? I was in the front seat And finally he arrived

And I said Abracadabra It just sounds Italian I don't know if it is You can use it Abracadabra Can you hear me Read my lips

I can't see you move at all. I can see you again. There you came back. I can hear noises, so you're still talking so I'd interrupt you. But if I don't gut bust, that's the problem. There you go. You're working again. Yeah, it is funny.

You do something funny or you think's kind of funny. And your podcast part is like spacing out, staring, going, ha, ha, ha, yeah, that's my face. That one, anything else? Oh, I will say when I walk in the street and attempt. If you walk at me, they wait for me to move. They just walk right at me like this. And I go, they don't like veer off.

It's like jousting. They come right at you and you go, oh, I guess I move. What the fuck? So it's a game of chicken. Who's going to move first? It is a game of chicken. It's a game of chicken. Over here we call it a game of a pheasant.

Oh, and chicken is the only normal meat we don't have. You like us chickens are weird too. Yeah, I mean, you know, I guess I'm used to cows and chickens, so that's normal to me. But over here, it's deer and elk and, you know, whatever. But also, let's see what else is going on. I got tons to tell you, Dana, not really. Oh, someone said a good observation about that movie obsession. Okay.

I say it's like, no, I think Rock said it. is that it's like the wrong missy if it wasn't a comedy. It's like a crazy girl. She had a knife at the beginning when I was dating her. It's kind of true. That's right. Yeah, she's being stalked and haunted and she's the radical monster. I didn't see it, but I've heard a lot of it.

I tried to see it and I got through one of the kids in the movies in our movie. And so I'm like, oh, and he goes, you have not seen it. And I go, I know I went to. But I'm scared. I'll watch it when it's on Fubu. I'll watch it when it's on peepaw, the grandma station. I'll watch it when it's on Mom Paw Kettle, Channel 7 out of Denver. Let's redo He-Ha'Haw.

Yeah. He-Haw. I remember the late great Bernie Burlstein, one of our managers, lovely man, funny guy. and he got some backhand money from he-ha. I remember him saying, they take he-ha money in London just like they take any other money. Yeah.

It doesn't matter how you make it. And they pay in hay. That's the only problem. He-Ha. They should bring back a country Western. Isn't it about time? It is. And his he-Ha would probably do well.

I bet. And guess what? I've got the host and the co-host. is it? The host of brand new he-ha tonight on NBC. God damn,

we're going to have some freaking fun. I'm Billy Bob Thornton. And his co-host some stuff's going to go down. Who's that? You're sorry,

it's too fast. Sam Elliott. Oh, yeah. He could be on. Tonight, I eat my own mustache. I play the scarecrow. they're in a cornfield right and they pop up it's like I love that and they go we're from a town of

chat noot Tennessee population 15 salute woo wee I mean it's kind of disparaging of southern people I know I love that I couldn't I couldn't love it more I sat there and glued to that thing also clarification because we had some blurbs sometimes we talk what stuff on the podcast gets picked up out there on the, you know, website. We'd go a little edgy. Well, this was just because I said stupidly that I thought I made out with Drew Baramore one time, and I didn't know if I did that. You couldn't remember, and then how did that trend?

Was she upset about that? Anything where it says something about making out with Drew Barhamermore, but I kind of stepped in shit because I didn't clarify it was so long ago. It was like right before a wedding singer, when my fictitious makeout happened. for like five seconds. Now wait a minute. Do you remember that or no? I think I do, but I would pretty much guess she would say no. Well, make out is a pretty, there's a lot of ways to think about that, you know. Yeah, it was just a, it could be just a peck that's called. I'm just, I don't want to

start up again. I'm just saying I feel bad for that I even said it because it's so stupid. But I will tell you this is a more interesting story. I was looking for it. La Pharmacia yesterday, which sounds like what you'd say in Spanish. A pharmacy, we got a lot of peas for you. Not enough. Not enough. So I go and I go, do you have any Z quill? Ziqu.

No, they wouldn't. We don't have a Z quill, but we have possum juice, make you sleepy. It's also spaghetti sauce. Yeah. No, they go, we have a, you know, there's a big quill family. Have you seen ZEQuil? They have NyQuil. Yeah.

They have a headache quill, pain quill, day quill, day quill, honey quill, Z quill. Yeah. Breakfast quill and cold and flu, and then really bad cold and flu. Like, just give me the really bad one. Don't give me the medium one. Well, look, if you do all those ones, Z, Quilt, A Quill, they send you a quilt. Just a thing most people don't know.

Z-Quilt, yeah. And you do all of them. It's a bonus little gift they give you. It's a really interesting family tree. Do you get A-quilt? Why do you need Z-quilt? Are you already sleepy? Because I'm trying to fucking snooze, dude.

We were in altitude in the Alps. I don't know when you've been to the Alps recently. What was it? Four thousand feet? It was, you know what, Dana, it was not that bad. It was probably hotel was around four. We hiked up to about six or something. Was it meters or feet?

I go, how many kilograms are we in the air? 6,000 meters. That's 18,000 feet, my friend. You know what I was laughing at that because the hotel, I go, hey, is that pharmacy walkable? And I go, yeah, it's walkable. And you go, what's walkable? to you because St. Everest is technically walkable. People walk it. It's too far for me. I'm not

walking. So we did this and you know Dana, I think, I think you know the word in the street is spade is a colossal pussy and out of all the grown-ups guys, right? Well, you have different kinds of different things that need to be figured out, but you didn't. But didn't you get lost walking and Denver, there was a story from 17 years ago, podcast number 8.40. Did you get lost? I go, oh, it's not very far. And you went like 20 miles. Same thing. I goes, you're going to go under a freeway and then over a freeway. I go, all right, I should just gotten out there because I go, I just, if you give me one turn, I can maybe do it or if I see it, I can go there. But he's like, no, they're there. Then you're going to walk along with the freeway.

Then you're going to take, it's just too much. And that's not walkable anymore in my estimation. Well, walking is kind of one of the best things you can do. So think of it as like just sort of a healthy thing to do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you have the proper sneakers? Do you have a pair of good sneakers? It's funny because I was with the guys the other day and we're in this mall and I go, hey, guys, there's a new shoe drop today.

And then I pan over and it's Skechers. You think it's going to be like the New Air Jordans? I know. old guys lined up. But there, they're called Skecherinos. You want a Skechirino. Everything's out of Val at the end. Also, I don't know how much anything costs, and I got my breakfast.

It was $10. And I go, I don't, this can't be right. He goes, no, it's a $10.0. And I go, what is it? And so I did. And then it could be $3,000. I don't even know what I'm doing. I don't know what, they could rip me off so bad.

Well, euros, don't they use the euro? They're part of the euro. Union. They're not like Great Britain. We're out of here. Take your European unit and stick it well. Yeah, we're gonna exit right now. You try

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We shot all morning. the Alps. Wait a minute. You're saying you shot for hours on a film set and got a little cranky? I was so fucking cranky. Is that what you're telling me? Yeah. By the end of the burnout week of carrying backpacks going up and down mountains, I was like,

and then we drove back to hotel, and then we had to pack up and then drive three hours to the new location. And I'm like, and then we're almost there. And they go, the president of. Italy is here and so everything's blocked. We can't get a hotel. Oh, Meloni, I think it's a woman, a young woman. Fucking teapot.

What does that mean? That's a kettle. It feels like an alien spaceship. But why? I just have to insert this. Why, Italy, is it crucial the plot? What couldn't you done in the back lot of Sony and just built a little icy? this is the

Odyssey I can't even explain it to you what's the budget on this turkey budget is probably higher than I think no but Italy gives you a tax break right is that why you're there and not in Hollywood it's something I think it was also partially

trying to make it bigger more of an adventure and more crazy stuff going on I think that it's great it's funny so I mean I at least am really happy that I was shockingly handling this stuff shockingly. I'm sore and beat up,

but I don't mind being sore from a good workout. I just don't want that neck to go into a migraine. Now, yeah, migraine and comedian having fun on film set don't go together. You know, you don't have any physical pain.

You just ask her. I'll see it. Oh, she's going to go for sure. She's going to see the movie. I like to surprise you once in a while. For people listen to the podcast, which is almost everyone, I just put up a puppet of Nancy Pelosi. For no reason.

Nancy Pelosi. Nancy Pelosi has anybody. If she was on Gilligan's Island, she'd be Mrs. Howell. She thinks she's auditioning for Ginger. She'd be Mrs. Hell. Well, the thing is, is that her, she's one of the world's greatest stock pickers. You can. She's got a real gut feeling.

She averages 50% of your return with her husband Paul. And you can follow her, though. It's great. You can just, and I know someone, I just, I see what Pelosi invest in and I invest in. And this person drives a Rolls-Royce. Follow the leader. Yeah, she's just an incredible, it's not, you know, it's not because she's on committees. It gets proprietary information.

Yeah, it's just because she's got a nose for the socks. She's got an ear to the tracks and she has a lot of hunches. And most of Congress is in these meetings going, so we're going to approve that. It goes both sides of the aisle. Dixie cup in the walls like, hey. Congressman goes to Congress. What's your net worth? 32,000.

Congressman does two terms. What's your net's worth? 384 million. How'd that happen? I don't know. I mean, you know, you just pick a good stock. Gee, gee, gee, gee. Here's a quick one.

I have a knack for losing 50%. Follow me. You got to go with the dude, man. I'm the dude. Sorry. I just do these to amuse myself. And hopefully other than that. No, I'm laughing.

I just saw a blur. Who was that? Oh, that was Jeff Riggis. I like to get a big frozen yogurt, and I put on those peanut amazas and gummer bears, and top it off with butterscotch pudding, and I do enjoy that a lot. I'm Jeff Riggis, better known as the dude, man. Yeah. I thought it was Penny Rogers.

I'm going for it with this character, and all I hear is, yeah. I couldn't hear in the middle, but I just heard some noise. You can hear perfectly well. What? Ron Gil Spatism, hold on. I got up early. I know, you're a trooper. Don't be mad at my hair.

No, I like your hair. It's a summer cut. Well, yeah, it's a summer cut in late September. Okay, Carvey. There's a statue of limitations on one. qualifies as the summer season, all right? I thought of Dennis going. I'd like some parmesan, but no ground up anaconda on this one.

You know, I'm going to go have a little seafood with the wife, and they're bringing in the fresh tortoise, I imagine, and some kind of saute mechanism. It's almost like the kind of airwave it, or one of those things. you know, keeps it fresh all the way through the tender meat down by the hoofs. Now by the hoofs. Huffs. By the way, a lot of Niok, Ginoqui being tossed around out here.

Ginoqui is just a little like marshmallows. Marshmallow bread, sort of. Yeah. Yeah, and they say the bread like it doesn't have any, what is it called? People are allergic to gluten. Everyone's allergic to gluten. That's the hippest thing right now. Have you had any of the Italian ice cream?

What do they call it? The garbaella. Gelado? Gelado. Yeah, but have a gelado. No. I have a gelato truck on set yesterday. Breaking news.

They had a gelato truck on set yesterday. Oh, I should see. Yeah, what is the budget on this thing? I know. It's through the roof. They didn't have my bus boys. Well, wait a minute. Lloyd, let's break this down.

Bus boys. really funny comedy, maybe not as high a budgeted, so this is a little higher budgeted, but essentially the same budget within a realm. Would buy a box of Cracker Jacks and then

when we had to pick one kernel out. Well, yeah, instead of a gelato truck, someone had to pay the ice cream man, or it was in Redondo Beach neighborhood for the kids and gave my 20 to come over to your set. But it's just like having a private gelato fee.

I know. It's true. Also, the craft service is like usually it's five trisketes in a slim gym and it's like gummy bears and all the stuff that's bad for you and it's on a card table and there's flies buzzing around. But out here it's like really laid out nicely and there's pastas and stuff. It's great. I mean, you know, this is going to be a global, this is a global movie. It's going to be in 70 countries. Who's going to dub your voice? I saw one time there's some guy on Instagram from Germany. He goes, I do all your Hotel Transylvania and all your voice and stuff. And he goes, don't worry, I punch it up. Some of your stuff's a little fucking weak. Don't worry. Take care of it.

Well, I love they has to wink and go like this. What does he expect your response to be? Some of your stuff's a little got some softballs in there, but I got in there and gave some real jokes. I know. I'm just a voice substitute. guy but I got a couple moves. All I'm saying is

if you're in Yugoslavia and you watch the movie, you're going to be happy. I added a few LOLs for it. Yeah. In Bulgaria I went hard at you. When you see it if you're in Cairo. Singapore

I was a little light, but I got it down. What's your accent? I could do them more. I can do them all. Did he snas? He goes, I've really got down your goofy stupid shit. Yes, and that line where you're going into the bathhouse is I did it in Russia. Brostosi vittisi, composuze bathhouse.

You like? Oh, yes, you like. All right, let's do some news stuff unless you have any good stories that tell me. Stories? Me? Stories? I got too many stories. It's all horses all the time.

you know well what's going on uh dusty dan or dirty dan he's starting to turn a little bit wider is he kind of sort of a yellowish and now he's starting to turn whiter but the thing is i think we've spoiled them because like they if you go out to get in your car and they see you they start kind of yelling yeah they're like you idiot can't you see we need to be fed you know They just like you in the vicinity, right? Yeah, we come out the front. They can see us coming and going. And then they come over the fence and the 1,200-pound horse puts his head over the fence and just stares at you.

Like a nine-foot head. Just like this, totally still. Where do you think you're going? They have the best life, you know. It's incredible. Where do you pet them? Ribs, middle nose, back of ear. I start with kind of on the bridge

I like me you're thinking about well no I have friends that say yeah they will bite sometimes because they're very jumpy animals like they're they run fast and they you kind of pet their bridges those kind of gently you have to get trust the thing is you have to be

confident around this is where you would have difficulty you have to get really confident around the animal and just sort of pet it you'd be like what do I do and then you get bit I know because when I walk up to horses I go I think I got enough for another stand-up hour I got enough for a special and then I pet them I just made that up and used cosign yeah I would but I'm getting more comfortable you go I wouldn't know how to pet a horse I act confident I tell my stand-ups in good shape and then I pet them and they go well my wife likes to go out in the pasture

sit in a chair with their laptop and to the horses they get a little bored so they all circle around her and they get really excited. And the big horse likes to take Paula's hat and throw it in the dirt. And then she picks it up, puts it on, and then it gets the hat and throw it in the dirt. And then it starts licking her laptop. Yeah. That's a scene from Bus Boys, but that's me and Theo. Yeah.

So we're very, you know, we just, they're adorable. We're quiet folks. They calm you down You know You think out all the problems of the world Things like by it You just look at a horse It's like what's going on

Why are you stressing? You know, although a coyote did go by And they did start riling up a little bit Yeah, Coyote just walked by And then they started sprinting And running around Next day Coyt goes by

And they're totally calm Big deal Coyote goes like this What He's walking what? This 1,300 pound horse Could reel First of all, their bite strength is not sharp, but it's really strong.

And then they go up. And if they come down on you, it lights out. I saw one. This girl walked up to it behind it was talking, and I gave it a little side UFC kick. Dish, just KO. Yeah, you don't want a. Gervitz got whacked once. Standing behind the horse.

Yeah, yeah, I think it's a little money there. And then he didn't get either. You got to wet the beak. Yeah, just take a taste. But he was okay, but he said it was memorable. You got to respect being behind a horse, you know? Shit. Hey, horse, listen.

Listen, Dirty Dan, you want to switch agencies. That's fine. Hey, horse. Hey, Dirty Dan. You know what we can do is we do a little tour. We get a, what do you, a thing, a trailer. And we go to kids shows, right? And I take a taste.

Dirty Dan, what do you think? We get you, the new horse, maybe the coyote, every all go together? We throw in a coyote, a moss soupish. We'll throw in like 15 ground squirrels. It's like a little, a lot of poloosa animal show, and we go to elementary schools, and we split. We split it.

What do you hate money? 90 for me and 10 for you. What do you know about money? You're a horse. You hate it. You hate it. hate it. You hate, I'll give you hay instead of hay. Dana hates money.

He hates hot days. He hates flat tires. He hates overcooked spaghetti. And he hates money. It's a lot of hate. God dang. I talked to dumb girvitz last night. Okay, let's try to do some news stories. We got to really catch people up what's going on. Yeah, because you've got to get back to the set. and give our strong opinion. Right. And I have a, what do you call it, a thing coming up?

Oh, right. We got a buzzing around. Mm-hmm. Fuck. Those people are spoiled, man. Busing around gets me to lean up because I have shit to do now. Now I got to read it. People, drum roll.

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It's going to involve you. Okay, for legal reasons, it's fictitious. Yeah, it is fictitious. But this is, it's called Shaggy's World. Shaggy's World with guest star Scooby-Doo. Guestar being played by Mr. David Spade. So I'll do Shaggy's World. It's World News.

Do you want to introduce it, World News with Shaggy and Scooby? With Shaggy. And? And Scooby sometimes. Well, geez, scoom, the straighter removes is not fully open. There's still a lot of people that can't get their oil through. And the auto prices are going through the roof right before the midterms. Rout row.

Everyone's fished. Right? I was expecting one of those rut rows. But it's funnier when he really talks. Oh, he's supposed to say rut row. You don't have to. I've got to get back in the character now. Sorry, Scoob, gas prices are going to the roof.

Have you checked how expensive premium gas is lately? What do you think it is per gallon? Riro, row. Through you, you know, I'm the dumb one. I know. It's getting worse. The hoothies are on a row. No one can stop a hootie.

They have managing weapons. They're closing the Red Sea. That with the straighter her muse makes things very complicated for the midterms. And guess what? Guess what, Scoop? The 30-year treasury is at 5.1%. I've got this trade of her blues. I'm not doing Shaggy very well.

I'm sad. Let me get back into Shaggy. Well, Scoob, I couldn't agree more. You can have that straight of hor blues. We've got to get the oil going and get peace in our time. The midterbs are coming and no one knows what's going to happen. But Scooby-Doo, next time you go to this gas station and you look at the gas prices, what will you probably say? Rout row, we're fucked.

I have a guest star. This guest star for this is going to critique this episode. Oh, okay. Five hour energy. Yeah, fellas, you can't always eat the home run. You can do what you do. It doesn't matter. You're a little shaky.

You're a little shaky, but the funny parts, I'm sure we can stitch it together, do some edits, maybe add a laugh track. But let's just say it wasn't your finest work, but the thing is you still keep trying. And that's what I appreciate. Work on your voices, cavi and speed. Rutrow Rut row There's a brand review

Yeah Gee Scoob Arnold gave it to us Right between the eyes He doesn't think that was funny I can't believe Arnold would be that mean With his his Arnold review Gee Scoob

What are we gonna do? He's not even from here That's a whole other problem. Yeah, Scoob, what do you give a shit? Well, I can't believe it. Are you anti-immigration? No, God, that's not what I meant. Now you're doing Sender.

Okay, okay. Well, Scoom, I don't know. This is one of my favorite episodes. The only thing I can do is finish off with another edition of Billy Bob. I just want to know what that, what the hell was that? What was that piece of shit? You can't say that.

I can't take two critiques. There's a lot of critiquers here. I got to get you out of this, ready? That was buzzing around. Celebrities are all impersonated. That was buzzing around. We have to legally say that. Sponsored by Five-O-Energies,

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crusher, which is a site, not a weddingcrasser.com in which couples post seats available at their wedding sale. So right now, we could go to S&A's wedding in South New Jersey on Saturday, September 19th. She has six seats available for 75 seats. A note from the host, we are so excited to become husband and wife. Good idea. Music, dancing conversations because our family loves to talk and meet new people. Most importantly, to have a good time and celebrate love, we would love it if you attended our special day.

Unfortunately, a few family members are not going to make it due to unprecedented circumstances. We really hope that if you attend our wedding, you enjoy yourself and please dance and have fun. So you pay. They pay people to come? Well, you have to pay it to go. So you see the wedding like you're going to some Broadway show or whatever. You pay 75 bucks, you know?

It's like cats. It's like cats. Okay. That's a little steep, I'd say, for eavesdropping on someone else's private special moments. I know. The monetization of love How weird Just to get some chicken cord on blue

Just to get some A hold on before we start this one Everything's settled Really gonna block me because of what I do for work That's your fault for going through my highlights What is going on here? Are you gonna tell this bitch to leave? Oh, you're with another bitch? Open the fucking

What is going to? I'm not opening the door, bro. You don't know what's going on. I'm going to go through the back. Oh, she crashes through something. Ex-girlfriend comes over. And then she crashes through

something or what? Yeah, and she dove through the arcade door. Oh, okay. Huh. All right, you're back now. Yeah. I mean, people get very animated

about their boyfriend, girlfriend. It's just love, Dana. It's only love. Uh-oh. this is about you. Watch, this is your favorite. The snubbing of Taylor Sheridan is the fact that the shows that

like a lot of people love, like Lioness and Dunn, well, Dutton Ranch isn't eligible yet, but his stars, he's got Oscar winners all over his TV shows. Madison, yeah. And I know it causes controversy, but for him to have no shows, no shows

that's pretty crazy. For major categories, none of his actors and actresses for major categories seems like a deliberate snub by the Emmys and that's unfair so they didn't even get nominated nothing none of them yeah that's clearly they got Michelle Pfeiffer you got Harrison she she was amazing and Madison Michelle Pfeiffer just just brilliant and Billy Bob Thornton with Sam Elliott she got a supporting nod they're amazing billy Bob Thornton in landman is extraordinary you know it's like Perfect thing for him.

I was doing this giant club with Adam Ray, this thing that, and I did my Billy Bob Thornton thing, and it exploded like 400 people. That's how big the show was, you know? Lady! And that's too bad. It's a big show. They're all big shows. They're all huge hits. It's crazy.

Okay, let's see what this is. Robot has all. Things I have seen, and this is not your average robot. More robot stories. Oh, it has all human bones. Weird. See, I don't want... They're articulated with artificial ligaments and connective tissues.

That gets very creepy. Getting too close. Getting too close for me. Too close for comfort. And they said AI is going to be smarter than me in a couple years. A trigger finger. They're talking IQ 10,000. And it's not going to walk.

IQ. That's higher than mine, I think. But I haven't checked. I don't know. I don't know. Until it's document, we don't know. Until you tell me. I don't know.

I don't even know how that's possible. That's technology. Yeah, that's, that's, uh, the creep factor that can be coming in here with robots and stuff. FedEx, you know, it's like a robot. Do you think they're speeding up all this reality of the body to make sex dolls or do you think it's something out? Sex dolls. They have sex dolls.

They're just getting better and better. They don't have 206 bones. I'll make it 207. Yeah. Well, if you were having sex with a sex doll, you'd have to say, geez, you're kind of bony. I'll go, you're a little bony, but I like. I don't want to think about animatronics.

I know. Human bone robots. Don't want to think about it. I don't want real bones and robots get lost. Yeah, I like synthetic bones. and robots. I like a little R2. I like an R2D2.

I like a little cute thing on wheels. I don't need, you know, I don't need C3PL. Master Luke, Master Luke, you know. Oh dear, oh dear, Master Luke. The terrible thing, Master Luke. Terrible, terrible. Terrible. Would you like a rusty hand job, Master Luke?

George Lucas, by the way, launched his Star Wars thing. It looks a fantastic. That thing looks crazy. Yeah, this giant spaceship landed in Los Angeles. What a no real sense. What a waste. Put a billion or three billion to make it. It has rooms of artifacts and world history.

I don't know. I think it's bigger than even Star Wars. It looks so badass. Jesus, that's when you got a couple of beans. I thought it was Beyonce's new house. Yeah, that's, you know, you could have a billion goes pretty far, even with the inflation or everything. I thought it was Jay-Z's.

guest house. Mm-hmm. All right, well, let's do another one. We're killing. We should do our last one, right? So you can get back to the set. Yeah, I got to run. Sandman's calling me.

Jack Gerberuto's calling me. Jack, we're fit. That's all we got? Okay. We're finishing up, Jack. We finish up all the news. Tell wardrobe. Tell wardrobe.

Spades wearing a Veneck. Spell hair, Spade's hair has gone crazy. I washed it. last night, and then I woke up with a little buffanteism, and I said, you know what, leave it. People like the authenticity. Well, look at this. I couldn't, you know, it turns out different every day after my slight trim, but it is a little

Bonnie Hunt. It's a little Bonnie Hunt. It's a little Doddy Hamill from the 76 Olympic. Christ, what are you supposed to do? you know, he comes from the 50s. What else he's supposed to look like? Jesus Christ, all right.

So here we are. First episode from Italy, from Italy. So don't be mad at that podcast. Excuse any sort of glitches when I couldn't hear Dana for a second. Try to have fun. It is Italy. I am. We're just, you know, I'm trying to find food when I order like a club sandwich.

And they go, okay, here's our way. It's sardine. a screwdriver and a fucking crap cake. I go, what happened to the turkey, bacon? There's literally sardines and everything, and I don't know. I'm getting there, though. I'm getting there.

I'm on there, too. Just a basic margarita pizza. Yeah. It's at least kind of basic. There's no chilies. You wish, Dana. Just a chicken quesda. I mean, I want the basic.

Fish and vegetables? I mean, I'm trying, Dana. Are you trying? The next place we go is going to be better and they're going to have more seafood. Okay, I might try. I am. I'm trying. I go to places.

I eat the hotel a lot when we were in a, what were we in Milan? I ate at the hotel pretty much everything. Yeah, we can say Milano now because I was gone. But I did a really solid TikTok from there. Also, you still look that up, everybody. also I think I saw a TikTok I think I saw a clip Yeah it was the domo in in Milan

Yeah yeah I saw it It popped up on my feed It's just a stupid TikTok I count yeah In Milan Italy in front of the domo One of the most intense structures ever built I will say Heather and I walked down there And then we go let's do this because it was on a

It was like me It was a parody of the TikToks they do there and they use a voice from grownups to do it. I didn't know that. Yeah, yeah. They voice along with it. So I just did my real voice, which is in it and did the same spot. But then we got lost walking back because Heather doesn't know what the heck's going. Heather.

I got it. Get it together, Heather. She's like this. I think we're going that way. And then we walk into a thousand people. I'm like, Did I get us there about? I don't think so because we were leaving.

It's like, we're only eight minutes away. Then we walk. Oh, we're 12 minutes away. Walk towards it. 15. I go, something's wrong. Yeah, something's wrong, man. All right.

All right, I'll let you go, Danny. You were nice to get up. I'm going back to bed. And when I wake up, this bedhead will be in a different configuration. I like it. It's light. It's a little Shirley Jones. I like it.

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