Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade - SUPERFLY #36 - SNL50 Kicks Off

Episode Date: October 4, 2024

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And today the Middle East is on fire. Missiles are flying everywhere and I'm Tom Brokaw. The world is so stressful that I've decided to have a six pack of Miller Arrear before I came on air. When I get my housekeeping on the road, okay bye. When I get, this story is boring, I'm already walking people. So housekeeping because they want to see my room I've told you so I put the do not disturb, When I, this story is boring. I'm already walking people. So I was keeping, because they want to see in my room, I've told you. So I put the Do Not Disturb, you might do this, but you just don't want them in there.

I do it all the time. Refolding all my stuff. I don't know what's dirty, clean. They're just trying, they're trying to help, but it's a disaster. So sometimes they knock and I go, I open up and they go, did you knock? And I go, did I knock to the hallway?

No. And they go, oh, well, while I'm here, and they try to look past me and see what a mess it's gonna be. I talk to, I find her every day. She's very nice. We make a plan. I don't, I said I'm, you did it yesterday,

so I don't need it today. Fresh towels? No, actually, I didn't explain this to her, but I'm clean, I'm as clean as I am throughout the day when I apply the towel. And then I hang it up. So the idea that 24 hours later, I need a fresh towel, man. So anyway, we're in sync with that now.

She's pretty chill. I saw someone yelling and she was going, like I was walking, just walking. I sometimes get my steps in the hallway because these hotels are so long, but there's always commotion. So she's in there yelling at another guy working there and she's kind of like a little too high,

like I don't know what language is screaming. And then guy and then I go and then I go oh no she's gonna see me I feel weird like I'm interrupting and she clocks me and keep screaming doesn't go down one octave just I'm like I'm a customer you don't even think you'd be like oh we'll talk about this later she's just telling about his day or something about her day but she's still I couldn't know, we'll talk about this later. She's just telling about his day or something, about her day, but she's still, I couldn't believe it. Then I walked down, I came back and she's still yelling at the guy and I'm like, nothing?

I'm not here to rat anyone out, but one octave day. Where are you staying? Dan's Motel 9 office? Yeah, some ratty asses. It's probably some sting operation going on there, I don't know. Okay, I did something radical yesterday because you sit a lot, you know, you're in New York

and you're sitting around a lot. It's like, I just gotta get, you know, and I'm way up. I'm more than, you know, I'm way more than 20, more than 25, more than, So I just asked the guys. A way up in your hotel. Yeah, way up in the sky. So I just wanted to ask, can I take the stairwell up?

I don't know, maybe a firehouse. But yeah, it goes, they'll let you in. So downstairs, there's two guys, you know, gombas. I come back from the gym. I'm gonna do the stairs, not take the elevator. They go, you sure about this, Mr. Covey? This was his other type of New York guys. Hey, you know, all the way to 30?

I don't know, man. That's pretty far. So can I do it and get in into my floor? You can do it, but I wouldn't advise it, you know? Yeah, I couldn't do it. I mean, my wife says to me, I can't even get off the ottoman. You're going up in the sky?

The ottoman. You know? Yeah, okay. And it's a stairwell and it's got stuff. So anyway, I was pretty buzzed for a while from that effort. You ever go up and then you're locked in, you can't get into the streets? That was my fear. That's why I asked.

I did that at the Beverly Center. I couldn't get out and I couldn't, I didn't know where I was. I didn't know how to tell anyone. It was terrifying. It was like a Saw movie. It was all like dark and weird and like paint splotches on the ground.

You think our listeners and our watchers have ever had that experience? And it happens to me maybe once a year. You're in a big parking garage. You don't take a pic. You don't think. You go, I'll be out. I'll remember,

and you come out and you're completely turned around for like an hour, you're going, what the fuck is it? So that's scary too. I'll tell you, my doorman in New York, now that we're telling stupid stories, so my doorman, I saw him every day, hey Kenny, how are you? Okay, boss, this is during SNL.

And he goes, hey, how's it going? You look pretty beat up lately. Not a compliment, but sure, I know what he means. That's sweet. Hey, oh, did you sleep on your face again? I'm like, out of concern. And this is you at 27. Yeah, I'm like 27, look like a pound puppy.

And then he goes, I go, I'm just so beat up these days. Oh, what's going on? You can tell me. I go, ah, you wouldn't, who beat up these days. Oh, what's going on? You can tell me. I go, ah, you wouldn't, who cares? It's all just, it's all good. It's just tricky. And he's like, no, no, tell me. But you're so, I worry about it.

I go, well, we're doing that Tommy boy movie in Canada. And then on the off days, I have to fly back to do, must be rough. Yeah, that's. Oh, I didn't really finish my sentence. He goes, oh, that's funny. Cause I stand here watching a two inch TV, watching chips reruns and I piss in a fucking jar.

But hey, keep going. So what happened with the movie star? The thing that was going on? I go. I know that is why whenever we get into discussions about hotels or flying first class and the amazing things that happened to us for probably 99% luck is I always say first world problems, what can we tell you?

We're just telling it what our life's like. Yeah, we got to have some stories. Yeah, but I went up those stairs. I could have been anybody anywhere. Nobody else takes the stairs. Yeah, you're a fucking hero. Yeah, and they have a computerized three elevators and you pick your floor and then it tells you

what elevator's coming down. So there's no like 12 people. Oh, I don't like that. It's brilliant. I don't like when you get in and then they go, I'm like at the Beverly Center, again, mentioned again. You go, I wanna go to, I'm there 24 hours a day. You are a shopper, man. I really want to go to, I'm there 24 hours a day.

You are a shopper, man. I really just go there to, I people watch, I get material. I don't have one joke about it. But anyway, I go there and you go, I want to go to the seventh floor shopping. And it goes, Bing, elevator E. And then there's no buttons. That's scary, just sitting there.

And then it went to the wrong floor. And I go, then it closed and just sat there. And I go, well, there's no buttons. That's scary, just sitting there. And then it went to the wrong floor and I go, then it closed and just sat there and I go, well, there's no buttons. I don't even know how to get things moving. Well, I didn't have your silver spoon childhood. So I literally, when I come into a hotel room and there's a shower curtain and I go

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That's good. I wanna read through. Right. Well, just Lorne Michaels, our superstar boss, asked me in early June, would you consider coming out and doing Biden, you know, six shows and then you can tell us to fuck off. So I thought, well, that's nice and tidy.

I guess I said yes. And then there was that, let's just call it eccentric debate with Trump. And then that other thing happened with Biden. And then Lorne was like a dog with a bone. He's still like, you'll come out. Maybe you'll appear as a ghost or something. He just wanted me to come out anyway.

So then I came out and I got in the hotel. And when you go into that building, as you know, and you haven't been in a while, it's exactly, as I always say, like going back to your high school on Sunday afternoon and looking inside the gym and stuff. So your heart starts beating a little bit, even if you're not on, but you were gonna be on. But I visited once and I was like,

it's just the same way it used to be. Well, there's four guests. There's Maya Rudolph, you heard of her, she's pretty good. Jim Gaffigan, who'd never hosted or been in the building. Oh, hadn't hosted. So we have different rules, because Maya's doing a show and everything,

and they're flying in later, so I didn't really go to the Monday meeting. I didn't want to be next to Gene Smart, who was amazing as the host and go, Hey, hi, Gene Smart. Now let me talk about what I'm going to do in the show. So I didn't have to. Maybe I can get on your shoulders or in the mom log and be in that too. Yeah, I could dress up.

Yeah, I could dress you like a puppet. I'm the puppeteer or I could dress like a puppet and you could be the puppeteer. Gene, do you have any ideas? So then Monday and Tuesday, I'm just landing. I'm just like, this is the hotel. This is where I go. Where do I get food? You know, you got it.

That's the word. That's Arizona State. Just getting my bearings. That's Scottsdale Community College coming right at ya. That's almost an AA degree piling on. You land, you get the time changes hitting you. There's a lot to adjust. So I had this take on Biden that I developed on this show.

And so those clips we did, that was sort of being fanciful about Biden, it was all the different hooks. And so- Yeah, YouTube clips helped out to the rescue. I wanted to just meet with the writers. And so they said, fine. So I went on on Tuesday for about half hour

and just ran them through the Biden hooks, the Biden walk, can't believe it's not butter, all this stuff. They took notes, they're really nice. And I didn't know what their take would be on it, but the next day they pretty much put all, you know, that we collaborated the rest of the week and they were just cool.

They let me really do the Biden I wanted to do. So basically they have a bigger picture of incorporating my gaffigan, everybody, Andy Samberg. And then you, you're a piece, but you say, hey, I'm not sure what I'm doing in the big picture of the sketch, but here's the funny things Biden does. Let's include them to get the most out of this

because this has worked in the podcast. These are the things that over time you've been refining. And they saw, looked at some of our YouTube clips and stuff from flying the wall when I say you, I, whatever. So then they were great. Streeter is sort of the head writer. That's his first name, really nice guy. And, uh, and then they did little adjustments.

So then we have the read through on Wednesday and we didn't really include it in the script cause I don't know if I even told them the thing that became a catchphrase and guess what? And by the way, the fact of the matter is, so I ad-libbed at it, read through, I just threw it in a couple times because it was in flow and it got a big laugh there. And the cast members, the current cast members are all adorable people, they're young and everything.

They're like, I didn't know you could ad-lib and read through. So. You're really not supposed to. I get it. You get a little grace there. So. It works. That You get a little grace there. So, It works. That got in and became a thing.

And then you, you know, the clap, that's the read through. They do an 8H now for people don't know it, used to be in a small office upstairs. Oh really? Because of the pandemic, and they thought it's better there. And it used to be a really casual, this is a much bigger table, and you have a little card that

says your name, almost like you're at an Oscar party. And there's hors d'oeuvres, white tablecloth, there's soundtrack music that will be pumped in and or, you know, Dan Bullock on the piano. So it's the sketches are scored in real time. Oh, there's more going on. And they read 20 and then take a break. We were in the first half.

So I just did that and then got some rest. And then you meet with, I wanna get the names, Jody Mancuso and Louis Sakarian. She's sorta hair, he's makeup. Get this, he put, you'll appreciate this, he put a bald cap on once, always took an hour. When I did it, at least in four and a half minutes on Mikey Day during a long commercial break. Shut the f*** up. Explain to the audience why that's so. I mean, oh my god, we used to have to do bits

after Weekend Update because you needed the musical, update and the commercials to get enough time, maybe to get to a sketch after update, or you would do it right after dress or during dress. So you keep it on, put wigs over it, so you never had to take it off. But man, a bald cap comes into a bit and it changes everything. You're like, okay, how are we gonna do this?

So for you to get it done that fast with that great team. Well, mine was 12 to 15. They took their time with three or four people, but you're new, but they did four and a half their record, but it's just 15. They don't even use latex. I know it's all this technical stuff. You didn't have to get in the giant gooey mask, the mask where they take a take an imprint of your skull so they can measure the wig. They just do this wanding computer thing. There it is. There's my friend, John Corbett from Sex in the City. What's he doing there?

He's a Saturday Night Live freak. So he just happened to be in town visiting Sex in the City and we're friends now. Oh my God. So I said to him, just don't, he could have got a seat, but just hang out. So he walked around, he was next to some incredibly famous people, Steven Spielberg, J.J. Abrams, anyway,

and then he took, someone took that picture, and there I am. You look like a little bit like John McCain there. A little bit, right look like a little bit like John McCain there. A little bit, right? Not a little bit. That is John McCain. And the thing that was so clever, and they went next level with James Austin Johnson about Trump, they put a bald cap on him because Trump is thinning in the back a little bit.

So they put a bald cap on me. And I think we have that picture, don't we? The bald cap. Did they change, did they change? Maybe not. Jason, Jadges Trump wig because it's newer look. Yeah, they're trying to sort of update Trump a little bit. They gave him a fat suit, you know? Oh, they did? Does he always have a fat suit, you know. Oh, they did?

Does he always have a fat suit? Not always, no. Some padding, but it was a bigger, a bigger kind of whoopty-doo. Did I understand any other pictures? Okay, I'll do these to Greg. Yeah, you fucked us. Being on, being on, you fucked me, It's... Being on...

You fucked me, man. Save it for Twitter, guy. Who cares about Twitter? Being on... Well, anyway, it was... I have a question. You know, Trump... I didn't love it right away behind the bulletproof glass, because it's a funny joke, but it looked a little blurry, you know?

I wanted to get really into it and see him better. Mm-hmm. But I liked the joke, and then they finally pulled it away, thank God. Right. Right. Right. Dane is going through his 2,000 pictures of himself

on his phone right now. Well, I'll tell you what, when you're on that show, and you haven't been on it in a while, it's like your birthday, the amount of, Ha ha ha ha ha! if you know what I mean. Okay, I just sent our producer. Plus we never had cameras back then. So you get to have pictures and it's how fun.

Yeah. We never took one goddamn picture. I know, no pictures. We had nothing. Oh, Dave, we didn't. Oh, hard lines. But it's remarkably the same, talking to the young cast members. Heidi Gardner and Mikey Day came out for the good nights in Wayne's World t-shirts.

There we are. Oh, that's a great one. There's a picture I had of Biden where he made that face, so I did it. So that's... And Gaffigan was kind of my protege because he wanted to just know about the ropes. And they let him help with the writing. He got the look perfect. And he got this take of a big Labrador retriever.

Energy, big happy guy. And he crushed it. It's more fun to play energy, because Waltz could be a little flat if he didn't have some to jump on. Some hook, yeah. I mean, it was biting away, the thing that really helped me months ago on this podcast

was just going loud sometimes. I got more bills passed than anyone's ever passed, because if you're just down here the whole time, then it just doesn't have the dynamics, so that saved it. Also, you sniffed her hair at the end, I thought that was good. Well, I just threw that in for the, oh, there it is. See, so look how brilliant that is. Cause I actually have hair back there. So

that is just, it looks totally real. I don't think anyone ever saw it. Well, you at least walk by and walk back. So if you saw it, you saw it, but it just all looked, they just do such a good job. They're fanatics, uh, Louie and, and the retinue. They must spend some effing money on this shit. But these people get mentioned a lot from all our cast that comes on because they're so good and just get better. How fun, it's not as rough on your neck either

when they're yanking your hair. No, usually they do pins in your hair too. They do it with something with pins that stick. And Jenna, the woman who goes, cast three minutes to get to the set. Yeah. You know, she. They go like this, cast for Gap Girls,

David, Adam, Charles Barkley, Chris. So fun. You have two minutes. 30 seconds. Two minutes, please. Love it. And I did your line. I said, does anyone ever hear any time say,

place is everybody. Oh yeah, place is everyone. And I did your line, I said, does anyone ever hear any time say, places everybody? Oh yeah, places everyone. And then I gave you credit, that's your thing. I think it was either, it was someone else, but then Farley would say it on the movie when we were just, there was no rush. All right, let's set up for the scene. He goes, places everyone.

Well, I didn't know our new stage manager is doing the countdown. 30 seconds and you're backstage in the slats. It's dark, the whole audience packed. 15 seconds, 10 seconds. It's like a little. How scary. And then he hits the five second.

Nuclear bomb. And he says five second like. Five seconds. Screams it, five. And the crowd he says five second, like, streams it. Vah! And the crowd goes crazy. You're like, oh God. Oh, they get a laugh. That was Joe Dixio, maybe, right?

But I just did this sniffing thing. I didn't want to do it in any weird or mean way. I made it more comical where he just sticks to it. I'm glad you got it in because it was something at the end, you know, it was like one more little thing. And how was, so read through, first of all, I'm shocked it's not, I always pictured on 17 and that jam packed. Lauren going, can we open one window? And then it's freezing outside, but now you've got some air, they probably haven't catered, we had no food. Yes, it's nice and cool. It's like a plate of cookies. There's cookies and things, it's very, very nice.

And it is, it's a big room. So this week, here we are Tuesday, tonight is the debate between Jim Gaffigan and Maya Rudolph, i.e. Walsh and JD Vance. Sorry, no, and Bowen Yang. Andy Samberg. Bowen Yang. No, not Andy Samberg. Bowen Yang. Bowen Yang, pardon me.

Excuse me, pardon me, Bowen Yang. So Bowen Yang and Jim Gaffigan will be debating this week as their, and then I don't know what I'll do at this point. I'm open to suggestions. You're there and you're tech avail, technically available showbiz terms. I'm not the kind of person like you do sometimes would fly back on Monday and then fly back on Thursday across. Yeah, I don't do that. I, you do. Well, you do a lot. You're in the sky.

Well, when I did the show and we had weeks off, You do, well you do a lot. I've been known. You're in the sky. Well when I did the show and we had weeks off, if Adam went to New Hampshire and Rock went to Brooklyn and Farley went to Wisconsin, I would fly home because I didn't really know that many people. My brother and Katie were there,

but sometimes they were busy and I'd say, I've got a full chunk of time here. So it was kind of a boring waste of time, but it wasn't that bad. You're like, if I'm gonna spend five hours sitting in my apartment, I might as well just fly home. And I was young and tough then, not, I mean, I was obviously athletic now.

Now what about some of the other sketches, like when Bo and Yang did that, was his name Mu Dang or whatever, and he's spraying with water, and it got on Colin's hair, you know, Colin had me mad, I would have been furious. Well, they did it, this is just show business inside stuff. They did it at the dress show, of course,

with the water and everything. And then at one point, it's kind of the nice thing about the practice show, I think there was a mistake. He just says water, water, and it wasn't coming. Hose, hose, yeah. Hose, hose, hose. Hose, hose, hose. And then waiting, waiting, waiting, and then blast them, you know.

Right, right. It's almost funnier. Oh yeah, definitely. And then you, once they just go for it and then Colin gets soaked. I mean, it's great. Well, on live show, if it's something like that, you want it to be big and stupid

and sort of fuck up on purpose. It just was just fun. I mean, you love a guy getting splashed with water. This goes back to Vaudeville. I mean, it was a very clever thing. You know, I told Bowen, yeah, that thing, you know, crushed everything killed. We had throw up on one sketch where the throw up

goes down your arm and it goes here and you're supposed to throw up a lot. And it's coming out like two. And we're sitting there. Yeah. Yeah, and everyone's like, it's not enough, then it's too much, then it goes here and we're supposed to throw up a lot. And it's coming out like two. And we're sitting there. Yeah. Yeah, and everyone's like, it's not enough, then it's too much, and then it goes in your face. And those kind of sketches are funny

because every time you do it, you don't know. And the guys back there, the union guy going, squeak, squeak, squeak, too much, back it off. But it's never like the timing, they're not comedians. No. They're like, go. And he's like, okay, that's when I walk over and I go turn it on.

And then it comes down the hose. So it's not timed out perfectly for the joke. And that's fantastic because the audience knows that the comedian, the actor doesn't know. So we're all in on it. And that's when you can legitimately break if it's like, you know, comes out way too hard. Who else?

Okay, so that was fun to watch the cold opening. Was it longer at dress? Yes, it was a two hour dress and he cut one sketch. Oh, they cut one and it was a cold opening longer because it had a lot. There's a lot going on in that cold opening. Those are tough trims. 15. I lost the pace. Oh, it was 15 minutes? Well, then I don't know what the air was, but I know that everybody was cut trimmed,

every single part of it. Yeah, when it's probably something got lost off at everybody's part. It was a good job on them across the board. That's a tough thing to land, and they got two sets, Trump's rally over there, and they have all the extras, all the makeup. Everyone has to go in, do their thing, come out.

So it was a behemoth. Half of the people are secret, and then you, I was surprised people figured out it was you that fast. I don't know if maybe the dress show on the way out goes, guess what, I don't know, but with Andy Samberg, he was kind of in profile looking down, and then when he came up, then they go,

oh Andy, and they went crazy. So funny, they're rifling through 500 cast members going, who's it going to be? And they got to go like, oh, got it. That's it. Yeah, it's probably him. Oh, it's Dan O'Flarfo doing Joey Biden. And it was a different take of Biden. When she says Joe Biden,

is that something that Kamala says or she just makes that up? I think it was just, you know, a character, like character license. They're creating a character out of Kamala with Maya, you know, taking lip, she dances, she's singing, but the laugh and she, she just is embodying, she's embodying Kamala. You know? Everyone loves pretty much whatever Maya does. She has a lot of fun, a lot of charisma.

It's fun being out there with her. You know, it's just really fun. And so do you sit and watch the sketches? Do you grab an Amstel light? Where do you go after the cold open? You know, you sort of, you're said, well, you can go back and get the stuff off. So then it's all about getting the thing off my head.

Get it off! Break down. Get it off! Meanwhile, and they're so busy still doing the show. You're trying to grab someone going, can you pull this thing off? Yeah, yeah. There was someone who was actually in charge of Coca-Cola

and they came in and ripped it off. But no, they said they had people who were kind of in a holding pattern or whatever. So you get out of everything and then what am I gonna do with my hair? Cause I have to go to this New York party. I just flopped. Oh yeah, the after party.

Let's break that down. Well, first of all, you know, so I did all that. And then I was watching on television and I go out a little bit, watch on television. It's just, you're kind of, you're going through your head. What did you land right? What didn't you land right? You know, you always.

Sometimes you look at the script and go, let's go through it and see where it worked. Like, oh yeah, cause you can't remember it's a blur. And you go, oh, this was good. Yeah. I got, you know. Walking by a TV is fun backstage, cause you're like, all I have to do is walk out there

and I'm on that TV right now. You're 20 feet away from being on. So surreal. It's like a beat behind what's happening out there, but it's live. And then sometimes the people still go up in Lauren's office and watch. I think so.

Lauren's down on the floor a lot, I think. They're probably up there. You know, it is true that there was a monitor for the dress show that I could so. Lauren's down on the floor a lot, I think. They're probably up there. You know, it is true that there was a monitor for the dress show that I could see. So I'm seeing it on television, Adam Sandberg and Maya Rudolph. Oh, weird, weird. And when they came off, I said it looked great on TV.

Cause you're just thinking it's this big space and everything. So it's just trunked down to all the little mannerisms. The party is way downtown. I get there at 1.45, it's a ghost town, with my new best friend, John Corbett. Wait, they're not even there yet? No, two they wander in, and Jim Gaffigan.

Whoa. We tease each other, you're my new best friend as well. Because it's a bonding thing. I knew the ropes, you know. But for where he came from, just sort of nervous to landing that on Saturday, is like, I think as I used to say, the student becomes the teacher. Now the pupil becomes the teacher.

I used to say that to you and Farley, I think. I love it, yeah, I say it all the time. When you would do well, the student becomes the teacher. I like that you go to the party, and I like that Corbett rolled with you, that's fun. He was an out of body experience. He's a Saturday Night Live freak, which you talk about, I mean, literally hasn't missed one episode,

like all up to this date. His interview was great with us. He talked all about it. He was blown away by the whole thing. Gaffigan must've been shitting because it's a whole new level of nerves. I think he just landed it. He was appropriately kind of apprehensive,

like what is this? Sure. I told him read through doesn't mean anything. We have the job. You don't have to go crazy. You don't want to peek at read through. And then the look started to come in. And then as he played with it more and more of the big puppy dog and the physicality, and then they let him kind of punch up a little bit. I mean, they wrote

the sketches, but they allowed us to really put our mark on them. And then it just all came together. Once the, you know, he's a great standup and he's a great actor. So once the dress show, he hit it, it was kind of like, here's the thing that's a little interesting about the show. So the first time you land it is the dress show, meaning the practice show. And so you're getting so much feedback

from dozens of people. That's awesome, that's awesome, that's awesome. Then they see it again about the exact same thing and there's just not as many people going that day. So I feel like, was I better dressed? But it's only because they- You got the wave of compliments and now it's like, just they saw the second,

it's like the second time they've seen it. I mean, I may have the hold back a little bit. It's sort of, it's very subtle's very subtle, but I was so excited. It's hard not to go crazy. When it's the first time you did it, I wanted to make sure in the dress show that those hooks really worked and what I was doing worked. And this is kind of funny.

So I decided to make it a little more accessible for the audience. So I said, Rich Pay Their Fair Share, Sharon Stone, Stone Temple Pilots, Emma Stone, Fred Flintstone. And then I had them go, yabba dabba dabba doo. You know, right? So that, that was okay. I wasn't thinking about it, but Lorne actually, I give him credit. He came by and said, I don't know about the yabba dabba doo. It doesn't sound like, like Biden. I like, can't believe it's not butter better. So then I'm getting my wig fixed

because it's rising up. The writers are all around me trying to go, how can we get into, how do we get into can't believe it's not butter? So one guy said- The border? We just said, let's let the rich pay their fair share. We got them pay a fair share so we can build back better.

And once you get into all those Bs- Oh yeah, build back better. So we were just doing that like at 11, 20. And they came in, you're changing something? So that's just Saturday Night Live folks, behind the scenes and there's lots of- Yeah, they've gotten till little you walk out there to change it.

They go, it's on the cards, it's different. You're like, wait. Yeah. So- Yeah, how fun though. Talk to a lot of the cast, Marcello and the young, James Austin Johnson, you know, it was just nice that everybody in the cold opening had been on our podcast. Yeah. Every single one. Very fun. So that's the great thing. So I felt a lot more comfortable there after really, you know, Heidi Gardner,

we spent an hour with her, you know, on and on and on. Mikey Day, everyone I ran into. So Heidi Gardner had a church lady t-shirt on. She got from wardrobe, says, you think you're special or whatever. And then she was playing Wayne's World on a television in her dressing room in the back. And it was packed and it seemed like people were having drinks. This was watching Wayne's right before the show starts Love it how fun well and so the after party's fun you see Lauren you say

Whatever and he's stick around there for a while and then you just sleep well Sunday I stayed I stayed late because I was just Lauren was his table was full I was talking to JJ Abrams, who's sort of a friend and we're both, well, he is a friend, and we're both Beatle fanatics and stuff, and Jim Gaffigan and stuff. Then I saw Lorne that he was alone for a second. So I just stayed with Lorne till the end.

Don't let me go. Yeah, for sure. I mean, that's the guy and that's the fun of being there. And so now this week, at least the crescendo is like, okay, all the nerves are off, the words out. Now you wait and say, do I do another one? Or maybe do a sketch or do whatever. You're just available.

So if they say, we need you, we need you. If they don't, they might say next week is whatever. We'll find out. I have like three or four ideas that, but I think they wanna see the debate first and see if one, if Biden makes an appearance on the show and two, is it related to that or is it a separate sketch? So I'll just wait and see what the motif is

and then they're very- And there's a lot of conflict in the world right now that might be addressed on the show this weekend to where Biden would come in. Yes, the Middle East is really blown up. It's getting a little crazy. And so there's a bit of a blanket on everyone right now today, more than, more than before than before,

at least in recent times. Obviously a lot of stuff's been going on for months. I saw a news headline that said Biden and Harris are monitoring this. So it's interesting that Biden, it would just usually say Biden, but Biden and Harris, because she's sort of partially in charge?

Well, I mean, the vice president is really like, the main job is to be there if the president, something happens to the president. But also, you know, Reagan would have one, one hour lunch a week with George Bush senior and tell him what's going on. Well, the Russkies are still trying to attack, but no, not on my watch.

Well, what should we do, attack back? I said, be quiet, you're the vice. No, but so Biden is still the president. We gotta remember this. He's still the president. Just because of the situation and the election, you just sort of, you tend to forget, you know? And the world's-

That's what I'm saying is like, it says two people and said, just usually it would say Biden responds or whatever, but I guess in the unique situation it is right now, everyone, it's all hands on deck. Politics is politics. You know, Republicans are Democrats. They're, you know, it's like a high school rally. I mean, they're just trying to, just trying to win,

but it'll be, we'll see what happens. Our show will be, you know, we're like cub reporters, like we said, and we will keep our listeners and viewers informed of world events. Are you talking about us? Yeah, of world events. The two dumbest people. I will actually bring out my Tom Brokaw if I have to.

And today the Middle East is on fire. Missiles are flying everywhere and I'm Tom Brokaw. The world is so stressful that I've decided to have a six pack of Miller-er-er-er before I came on air. If you want to do Tom Brokaw, I know he's not around much anymore, but I loved his voice. Mill-er-bear. There you go. Mill-er-bear. That's how you pronounce it.

All right. Well, let's look forward to this week and then we'll also talk about, is there anything else to talk about? I mean, we got some goofy stuff now to do, but that was a great recap and we will do this every week to hear about it. Just a recap and I'm going gonna be there for a few weeks. So we'll keep you informed with the real story. Oh, well, I'll tell you a quick story that on the weekend, while you were doing this, I saw it backstage.

I didn't know how I'd get it. Sometimes you're dressing them as a TV, but it never really works. And I was turning it on to watch Nikki because Nikki was about to go on, we're doing this Vegas Venetian thing, Nikki Glaser. So she might've still been with me. I just turned it on and I was going,

well, maybe I can get SNL, but it was early. Like it just was on the channel. I'm like, oh my God, it's on. It was right when the cold open started. So I got to watch it. I got to watch it live. I watched actually that and then a couple more and then got out.

I had to go on. Oh, right back stage. Yeah, go ahead. Yeah, it was fun. Cause me and Nikki were talking about it before. And so my mom wanted tickets for two people. She got people tickets. They bought tickets.

But you know how it's funny when your mom, my mom's so sweet and she goes, I don't wanna be a burden. These two people are coming and they bought tickets like I'm super cheap, they bought them. Could you get them, just say hi to you, just say hi and don't get all Hollywood on me. It's so nice, you're just a nice person,

but you don't have to get all like big time. I go, I've said yes. So anyway. I can't see your mom saying, you don't have to get all big time. It doesn't sound like your mom. She goes, oh, everything you say sounds like showbiz bullshit. Now I go, mom, they can come back. It's a green room. Oh, lingo. So anyway, I said fine. And then she goes,

oh, and you're going to love her. She's great. And her husband is so, he was a carpenter till 1973. I'm like, well, it's okay. I'm saying yes. I don't need the whole bio. But it was not a problem over 85 texts. And I don't want to bug. It was most of my day. So me, Heather, we're all dealing with it. It's actually comical because now I've got Nikki involved going, Nikki, these people come backstage, if you're around, say hi. Mom's like, and if Nikki's around,

maybe you could just pull her from her collarbone. Just turn her a little bit and she'll say hello. Just kind of, just pull her by the pigtail. And then she'll just say hi and then turn right back around. Whatever she's doing, I know she's busy. I said, Nikki is lovely. She would love to say hi to anyone. And so it would have been easier

to get Trump and Kamala back there. There's an elevator, you know, sometimes backstages are tough. Casinos, man. And it's like, yeah, and they're like, you gotta walk down here. And they're like, I'm in a Buffalo Wild Wings. Oh, you went the wrong way.

You're about a mile off. Come back. So somehow they get backstage for like five minutes because it's before the show. And right when they come in, Nikki's old principal of her high school came in. So she's, so we didn't even meet the other person's people because you know, like if I'm with you,

you'll come say hi, whoever, I'll do it, it doesn't matter. And it's fun. But anyway, it was, they were perfectly sweet and excited and it was all much ado about just like the most casual say hi. And then the shows were a blast, but it's always funny. Then my mom, 77 after, now what did you say? You can joke around, be funny, and she knows,

I know Nikki's a little all right, that's fine. That they can handle it, they're tough. They knows, I know Nikki's a little R.A. That's fine. That they can handle it. They're tough. They're tough. I said, yeah, yeah. She goes, you do any jokes. It's okay with me. So anyway, they had a great time.

We talked about it again the next day at my mom and I. And now off to Florida. But I'll be there by the time this is on. What are your dates? Do you wanna just throw them out now? Well, my last dates that people will see are probably Daytona. Daytona. Oh, it's Fort Myers Friday and then it's, and then it's,

oh, Melbourne, Florida and then, no Daytona is the last one. Anyway, you'll figure it out. Also Palm Beach, Fort Myers. Go to davidspay.com for all your tickets. By the way. And then the following week, I do my special in Denver. And then I go to Kansas City and that's it. And do you have a name?

Okay, that's it. Okay. One thing I wanted to say about parents is they always expect you to remember the names of their friends that you haven't seen in 40 years. My dad would say, oh, the Holmans are coming over. I'd say the Holmans, the Holmans. And he'd say, oh, Jesus say, oh, the Holmans are coming over. I'd say the Holmans, the Holmans, and he'd say, oh, Jesus Christ, you know the Holmans?

Well, actually, I get that a lot. Here's Bill Flocknoe from, you met him in 1972. Really, did I, oh, you remember him? Don't be like this. He stood next to you in an elevator. By the way, speaking of elevators, I'm in the hotel and then you hear one of these. Doot, doot, doot.

There's a fire alarm. Just stay in your room. Stay in your room. Doot, doot. So I said, well, fuck that. So I get out of the room and I get down in the elevator. I'm walking by and two giant hook and ladder trucks show up. Get out of the way.

Oh really? But then I went around and did, when I came back it was false alarm. I like when you're in the elevator and goes, doot. Do not use the elevators. I'm like, I'm in one. Doot, doot. Get a better attitude.

Get a better attitude. Doot. What, it's telling me how I should be? No, my crummy road gigs, I walk by the front desk and the lady's going, doot, doot, oh, just a drill. Doot, doot. I go, you don't have a machine that makes that noise? No, I was going to the lobby and I heard, doot, doot.

Anyway, it was a guy with kind of this weird flute. He was playing it solo. Doot, doot, doot, doot. I walked by and it was an Indian guy fighting with another one going doot, doot, doot. They were talking. Well, that's what the nurse says when I ask about the doctor instead of, oh, I'm gonna have to call the doctor.

She goes, doot, doot. I saw, this is very alarming. Doot, doot. And she makes this is very alarming. Doot, doot. And she makes her own alarm sound. Is that weird? Ooh, I'm so alarmed. Doot, doot. So anyway.

Alarm jokes. Okay. God, we milked that one. We milked it. Okay, let's show a picture. Let's show a picture. We're milking. Give some to the kitty.

Meow. All right. Can't keep up with those. Sephora kids. Sephora kids. Okay, I thought this was interesting because Heather can attest to this. So this woman's daughter isn't a teenager, she's 10, but Sephora kids likes to get kids on a skincare routine. I just think it's a bit of a push for a makeup company to want kids at 10 who have the most perfect skin in America

to say you should start using all these products and things in your face when, you know, who knows? Are they good for it? I don't know, I'm sure as far as good stuff, I just feel like, can we wait a little bit before we tell girls they have to look beautiful at all times? I know, I'm sorry, I don't buy makeup at 10. I think it's ridiculous.

And also just fresh young skin that kind of replaces itself every 11 hours. Why do you want to slap some goo on it? It needs air. It needs oxygen. Maybe a little bit of sun and they're just covering it up and no, all bad. Right. You don't know what's in it, you're like I'm supposed to buy it, and they call it Sephora Kids, so the kid's like get your kid involved. I know they wanna sell more, but it's bad enough

and it's stressful enough being a young teenage girl and then just like acne, everything, and then you're like I gotta pay all this money. That actually threw me when Kylie Jenner made her lip kit and then she got so much money because they go, look at how great her lips are. She doesn't mention, just got them injected and blown up and they did look great, but everyone's like,

no one says that's not because of this lipstick. I heard that she went to the plastic surgeon and she had a little inner tube, she got by the pool in Hidden Hills and said something like this. She brought a raft. Yeah, a little raft. You know, inspo.

Something like this. You can't see me behind it, but. Yeah, something like that. So, but. Pool noodle. She just bent a pool noodle like this, went, something like this. People always put down the Kardashians. They go, what do they do? I go, they- Pool noodle. She just bent a pool noodle like this, went, something like this. People always put down the Kardashians.

They go, what do they do? I go, they're business women. They hack the algorithm. They understood this lane. I mean, and they've exploited it brilliantly. And by the way, the fact of the matter is, and guess what? They actually do work really hard.

I know it's very mental, but they have to be completely immaculate every second. It's, I'm not saying they dig ditches, you know, what are you talking about? That gets exhausting. And going to business meetings and handling everything, it's not like they're just sitting around, you know. They have to make some right decisions a little bit. Oh, they're producing the show. To make money in investments that are always losing, like something's working.

Yeah, something's working. So we'll give them that compliment. Yes, like something's working. Yeah, something's working. So we'll give them that compliment. Yes, that's a compliment. I'm on the, I'm pro-Kardashian. Okay, next. Okay, this is a video. It's gonna play. Oh, this is the long version of the singer last week.

This is not Biden, but it is, I thought it was Richard Lewis, to be honest. Who, God rest his soul, passed away. This is a story we did last week where people go, do you have more on it? Yes, here it is. Go ahead and click it. This is Dana coming out as Biden on SNL.

No. That was a good walk, by the way. Oh, I know what this is. Yeah. And and he's like hit it. Why are they waiting? Frankie Valley is 94 or something and he's walking up really slowly. Now you'll hear the song. We showed a clip. Why are you waiting and let him rot? He's rotting. Go. Oh He picked up a speeder. Yeah, he's he's going at it faster than by it was slower than by me I don't know that's faster than me Okay He doesn't really move his mouth is the problem

Is it the scarecrow? You know I don't I don't need the guy getting views by just putting his face at the bottom Right. That's a little... we have to have the guy's face at the bottom. So he's... I don't know. Looks like I'm FaceTiming with him. Hey, dude. He doesn't have to play it that big either. The guy in the bottom is like this. I'm still processing what I just saw. That's like Robert Plant at a hundred singing,

way down inside. You know, I mean, it just. But he's just like doing this. Wa-wa-wa. It's such a high energy song. Yeah, that's right. Mmm-mmm. Good.

Wa-ma-la. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da- We don't have to pay for that because it sounds nothing like it. I'm in a hotel room and I already heard someone bang on the side of the wall. Cut it out. Bang your head. All right, next one. That was good. That was Frankie Valli, was it?

Frankie Valli. God bless him. He's 94. By the way, so many good songs. Hey, here's a deal. No, that is true. They have a massive, massive, massive, massive, massive, massive, massive, massive, massive, massive, massive, massive, massive, massive, massive, massive, massive, massive, massive, massive, massive, massive, massive, massive, massive, massive, massive, massive, massive, massive, massive, massive, massive, massive, massive, massive, massive, massive, massive, God bless him, he's 94. By the way, so many good songs. Hey, here's a deal. No, that is true.

They have a massive amount of brilliant hits, Frankie Valli and the Vallatones. First of all, the funny story is the woman gets hit by a hot dog at a fucking game, and the gif on the side is even funnier. That's when you say, do you think this girl I'm seeing is dating a lot of guys? People will send you that gift.

Gift. Right, that's definitely. They send you that gift of like, yeah, she's had a lot of hot dogs thrown at her. But that's funny. And then here's a real story on the left. Okay. Dumb story. She was hit by a flying hot dog.

It was launched by Philadelphia's mascot, the Philly Fanatic. That fuck up. It just came out of nowhere. It was so cool. She got beat and battered by a wiener. She says she was watching the Phillies Cardinals game Monday night when the Fanatic came out with his hot dog launcher.

He started firing hot dogs wrapped in duct tape into the stands. One hit McVeigh right in the face. The news anchor acts it out. What was in it, rocks? I think it just came so fast and it just hit me like that. Came so fast in her face. The news anchor acts it out. What was in them rocks? It just came so fast and it just hit me like that. It came so fast in her face.

And the hot dog jumped off of my face and went into the other seat. It gives people a good laugh and if that makes somebody chuckle, then that's fine. Look. Mae says she went to an emergency room to make sure she didn't have a concussion. And they all laughed. And the billies have offered her tickets to another game. And that's it. Well, how about three hot dogs?

How about three dogs? She got hit in the face with three hat and she's bruised and battered. They must have gone high speed. Yeah, was out of a rocket launcher. By the way, a t-shirt gun is, it's no joke. No joke. T-shirt gun. I'm being serious right now. Bed Bath and Beyond.

That might, I'm gonna change it every time if I do do it. I'll probably get a Bed Bath. Oh yeah, we'll try to work that one out. But I need others. I need others. People wanna write us a letter about what Biden could bumble into and what he would say. We have, we had Pirates of the Caribbean, can't believe it's not butter,

and then David suggested bed bath and beyond. We'll text later, I got lots of ideas. Oh wait, oh yeah. There's a GIF of you that I sent you from Heather. It said, I can't believe it's not butter. And on top of it, it had broccoli. Yes. See if you can send it in and we'll put it on.

I repost it. Should I? I just sent it to Greg. Oh, we're sending it to Greg. It's very funny because it's two of your big things combined shockingly in one gift. Weirdly of crazy gift to gifty. Yeah.

We'll get it, don't worry, she sent it to him. If she gets it, I'll just- We'll keep- Yeah, I'll do mine. We'll do it after this next story. Yeah, he'll get it. What's the next story? Next story.

Next story. Okay, rat birth control could soon roll out in New York City. Okay, that's a good idea. Is it rat rubbers? What is it? What is it? I don't know. They eat a little pill and then, I mean, what? The initiative aims to curb the use of harmful rodenticides. Is that a word? Rodenticides? Well, they're rodents. A contraceptive that reduces fertility in male and female rats. It's about time the guys have to deal with it. And served in fat-filled pellets.

Hmm. Yeah, they said they got to get the rats to eat it. You know, you give it a bit of stuff and a piece of cheese, they spit it out. Why is a squirrel kind of cute and cuddly, but rats really give you the ick? Universally hated rats. And you know what? Ratatouille gets laid a lot in New York.

You know that, he's famous. And so I guess- I almost voiced Ratatouille. Yeah, he gets laid. Oh really? Yeah. Pixar offered me the lead part, but I. What do you do? You say no to that?

Well, I went to the meeting and Pixar is brilliant and they've got all these massive hits, Toy Story. Now we're gonna make one about a French rat trying to clink. And I just thought, okay, this is gonna be a real, I don't wanna be in Pixar's last. Pull up, pull up. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Turn Turn it down, turn down.

That's like love it's turning down home alone. Well, that was, yeah. But the movie was a smash. So that's okay. There's your little gift. Isn't that hot? That is, I said. Chopping broccoli.

Who doesn't love a broccoli stock, pumping iron while sitting on a carton of, can't believe it's not butter, no joke. That was my, who doesn't love that? It's too funny. That's a weird t-shirt. It's everything, cause I do lift weights and they're about that size, ironically.

So it's more accurate than people know. Okay. I didn't know that was butter. I didn't know it was broccoli. I thought he just had TikTok hair. You know, it's all curly on top. Mm-hmm. I'm being facetious.

Okay, one more story. We're almost done. Fahooses? Oh, go ahead. We've already done 53. Facetious, yeah. It's 52.09, 52.10. All right, Dominican in New York City

goes viral for selling water on the street as a VIP service. I think the only difference is he's dressed up. I think this isn't bad though. But he's... He's got a tuxedo. He gives you agua. He's got a tuxedo.

Because in New York sometimes it's annoying if they come out, wash your windshield and just to get money. But is he selling or giving and then sees what people are doing? I think he's selling. Okay. Oh, one dollar's not bad. One dollar, yeah. And look, a guy gave him a 20. Oh, just made 19.

Plus it's boiling in New York right probably when he did this. Yeah. Oh, just made 19. Guy gave him a 20. Plus it's boiling in New York right probably when he did this. Yeah. Okay, yeah. Yeah, he's using a nice tuxedo, folks. Okay, you can turn it off. We get it. I don't know Spanish and I can't read.

So that was interesting. He's worked. Oh, you do? Go ahead. Why do Biden as if he was a Cuban dictator? Hey, it's your boss out of whatever she's over. So come believe so a lot of it's a little bother. Biden has a Cuban dictator. You get it?

But I like it. Those thrush holes. I'm both okay. But I got to believe. Does that mean something? No, it's like, guess what? By the way, KK. That's why, right?

It's jibbery Spanish. Everybody relax. All right, here we go. Let's try to go out on one more. Yeah. Okay. Real good one. Okay.

We see an, this is Spade when he's on the road and I can't get my steps because it's raining. Okay, we see an, oh, this is Spade when he's on the road and I can't get my steps because it's raining. Okay, that's good. Click. That's all. Okay, we're looking at what? Is it a ferret? Looks like a ferret.

Sitting upright. Bearcat. Watching out the rainy window, sitting like a person. Yeah, sitting looks like a person. I thought it was cute. That's me on the road. It's got a cute meter of about 60, 65%, but it's got a good 40, 45% of, I don't want to see that.

What that, Dana, that, I thought you'd be really cute. Okay, let me ask you a question. Would you have that thing sitting up like that and just curl up in the bed next to it and go take a nap? Oh, because it's scary, you're saying? Well. It's not cuddly. Doesn't it have claws and gets you a spook? Oh, he did have some fucking claws.

Rawr. Yeah. Rawr. Yeah. By the way, there's women right now. The nails are getting a bit too far out there. Have they really blown that out? Cause I've seen it a long time in track and field where women have these giant nails. Yeah.

Hmm. Huh. You want those wiener cutters? Anyway. So Dana, we just want to say to you, good luck out there. Have a great time. We all miss you like crazy. It's kind of surreal being back. It'll be fun.

Is Gaffigan in your hotel or nearby? Maybe you can go to lunch. He's here. And I'll hang out with him. I can. He's really fun. Great sense of humor. And he really feels Midwestern. You know, I mean, he's like, I mean, his specials and his touring, I mean, he's gigantic,

but he really feels middle-class Midwestern guy. You know? He's very legit. Yeah, I'm not sure how I'm supposed to do walls. I'll have him by next week. Yeah, he's very close already. He's got a very distinct voice, but he's so much fun to hang out with.

He's a good dude, yeah. Well, you're gonna have fun this week. All right, well go have a good time. I'll check on you later. Thanks for watching everybody and listening. Good luck on tour. Oh, guess who's calling? It could be a nice little hop.

It might be a nice little hop for ya. Gerbitz. I don't know. Spade doesn't like money. So anyway, all right, I'll take this. We'll talk later. I called Spade, but he doesn't answer because he doesn't like money.

He doesn't like money. Dana likes money. This has been a presentation of Odyssey Superfly as executive produced by Dana Carvey and David Spade, Jenna Weiss Berman of Odyssey, Heather Santoro and Greg Holtzman. Hope you liked it. Ooh. Superfly is executive produced by Dana Carvey and David Spade, Jenna Weiss Berman of Odyssey, Heather Santoro and Greg Holtzman. Hope you liked it.