Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade - SUPERFLY #54 - Cartoon HOTNESS

Episode Date: February 7, 2025

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and just said, keep going. Yeah. I tried to drive to the airport and we couldn't, Keep going. Yeah. I tried to drive to the airport and we couldn't, they bumped the flight back an hour, then we waited and they bumped it another hour, then they bumped it six hours. Oh, then it was what they call a no-brainer. I didn't know it was going to be six hours at the airport.

Yeah, it was going to be like, it would, no, we were on the way, so we were just like, and then we didn't know what to do, so I said, let's just drive. It was a fun casino gig up at Table Mountain, but it was actually great up there. But then I'm like, where are we, four and a half hours? Yuck, so we, you know, roughed it to Spade, man. Toughest motherfucker out there.

Yeah, it's unbelievable how you can ride back of those giant SUVs and just take the punishment. I took it. Bobby and Catherine and like three kids just fighting and deciding when to stop and do everything. Catherine opens as well or what? Yeah, Catherine Blanford, she does some time. Bobby Miyamoto does some time.

And then I do some time. Jeez. Yeah. It's like waiting for Beyonce. Exactly. Oops, hold on. Two seconds. Take this part out.

We're back. I don't know why we have to take that out. No, it's so grody. But I will say that was a cute, we drove by Magic Mountain. As I've always said, I've been there three times, definitely more mountain than magic. I'll stand by it. That's a pretty good joke. And that's not bad, is it? I went there once, they put me in a room. I was with my sister-in-law, she was like 10, they put you in this round room and they start spinning you around and then the floor drops out.

Oh, that's the roundup. So I was vomitous. I was nauseous for hours after that. Oh, these rides, it's like a car crash. They're like, you drive 80 miles an hour into a pole and then you're like, hmm. And then some guy beats the shit out of you. Well, they could magic mountain. Everyone throws up and I'm like,

people are calling lawyers. I'm like, is this a ride? Am I supposed to be having fun for $299? Yeah, and then you get a guy and they say, it's like 400 bucks like at Disneyland if you want a guide to basically do literally nothing. And so I said, yeah, for sure. I wish they would just fan me,

because it was 107 when I went last time. Hottest day of the year. So I get this guide and they go, oh, it's $400 per person. Get fucked. Are you joking? I'm like this. Deez, deez, deez, deez, deez, deez, deez. She just pulled? I'm like, yes. Sheesh. Sheesh. Sheesh. Sheesh. Sheesh. Sheesh.

She just pulled out cash. Nice side of it. Nice sound effect. I went spontaneously to Disneyland with Paula about six months ago. Just, oh, let's go now. Saturday, 11, no, it's just drive there. Fuck it. Let's just go. So they go, well, Disneyland is full. We're not taking anyone else. It was sold out. Weird. But if you buy a ticket to California Adventure, we'll let you buy a ticket to Disneyland.

So that was $2,700. Whoa, scamboree. Why? Because they're like right next to each other. They're right next to each other. Scambore other. No, but it was definitely like $800. And I said, fuck it. We're not going to be in Disneyland again. And then we just had people all around us. We could barely move for like six hours. Oh, you didn't?

Oh, people are saying hi to you? No, no, just human beings. I've had the baseball cap. Nobody recognized me. Like, look at this. I have the sunglasses. Like, who's this? What's up? Just this. Just that. That, look at this. I have the sunglasses. Like, who's this?

What's up? Just this. Just that. That's all they see. You, it's like a mob. They should have a ride after you. Welcome to David Spade Circus Carnival Relicos. Dude, last night at the casino,

they have all these like police swaps. People like come into your room and get you and bring you through the kitchen. We go to this great little restaurant. And then they take me back. And then they take you out and I have to go kitchen. We go to this great little restaurant and then they take me back and then we're, they take you out and I have to go like 100 feet of casino to get to the back elevator. And it's all people from the show.

You walk smack down, they're like, ooh, ah, ah. Hey, are you? I know. They, when I checked in, they said, we can give you coupons. When the last time I played a big casino up in Northern California, and then they basically, I didn't get them

and they were chasing me down throughout the whole weekend. I'd just be in the casino, hey, we got the coupons. You can get the quarter off, half off, you know? Yeah. I go into that 6% off breakfast buffet and eat with everybody. I'm gonna just pay it. You're a man of the people. Go ahead. A couple of things before we get started that.

Yeah, before we start our. I know that you're going to like this thing about Luca coming to the Lakers. I'm a little perplexed. I'm a little wondering what is going on. I didn't see that coming. What's your hot take? Mine is why on God's green earth are they giving Luca away. For Anthony Davis, I mean, unless they know something about Luca, we don't. Luca's so great. And I'm always mad because the Phoenix Suns could have had him with their first

round pick a couple of years ago. And they took Aitin and Aitin was not a bus, but he was okay. And Luca was like, unreal. When you're rooting for the team that has Luke against the Dallas Mavericks, just cause your team, the Warriors are playing them. He's, he breaks your heart because it's just too much power, too many weapons with too little effort. So either he's got a stress factor, Anthony Davis healthy, but it's 31 versus 25 as far as age.

So it's perplexing. And he's, you know, a lot of these players, I hate to say, you know, what my opinions are. People say, don't talk about sports, you guys, and don't talk about politics. I'm like, well, what's left? All we can do is talk is Baldini versus Lively. Yeah, that's the one here.

This court is in session. But we're like, even Shaq said, which I didn't agree with Shaq, Jimmy Butler has a deal with the Heat. He doesn't want to play anymore. So these guys lay down a deal with the Heat. He doesn't wanna play anymore. So these guys lay down. They go, trade me, I'm not playing anymore. I'm just gonna say I'm sick or whatever.

And they're like, but you're making $50 million to play a year, to play your best. Nah. They run the show. NBA, they really run the show. We mean the players or the actual NBA? Yeah, the players do. And I don't think it's, I just think do your deal.

And then when it's over, yeah, go do whatever you want, get whatever you can. But to sort of take a dive, I don't know. And a lot of them are sitting out and where's Zion? Does he play a lot? I just don't know. I don't know enough. I just know enough to make people mad.

Is a human freak for people don't know. What is he? Six, seven, six, eight, two, seventy, and can touch the top of the backboard. He can take almost 300 pounds, and he's not that tall and touch the top. I mean, his vertical is insane, his skills, but tends to that big body going up and down. He gets a lot of injuries. The one thing I would like to do is talk to Jimmy Butler because on the surface it seems like what? You're getting 50 million is kind of disrespectful. It's Pat Riley, it's the heat, the organization.

But I'd like to know his point of view because it does seem, you know. Okay, what about Zelensky? What'd he do today? Because we're taping this before Friday. So all these stories are old. Zelensky say he'd he do today? Because we're taping this before Friday, so all these stories are old. Zelensky's saying he's trending now again? Yeah, he's trending because he says,

oh, Greg could probably find it, but he says he got money from us, but he only got, I think, 58% of what we promised. So he doesn't know where the other 100 billion is. Oh, no. Another missing billions. I don't know. Billions are too much to keep an eye on. That's my humble opinion.

Used to be millions hard enough. A billion, a billion here. Who knows what's going on. I think, and this was under the radar, but Biden sent Gavin Newsom with a big fat check and make sure it gets in Zelensky's hands. Does not know where the hundred billion is. This is California level of incompetence. Fucking up, yeah. I mean, look at this. So, California was famous because they lost 20 million in homeless money. They didn't lose, they just don't know where it went.

They don't know where it went, and it was to solve homeless, and we got more homeless, and we don't know where the 20 billion is. I'm not making that up. It makes you not wanna pay taxes because you go, just do fix a road, do something, see, don't just make everything worse, more money and everything gets worse.

So this is, I don't know how the Ukraine sitch worked, but it was shoveling out so much. I don't know unless he has, you know, maybe Zelensky has two accounts and he forgot and put in the other one. I don't know. That happens to me. Maybe they sent it by Zelle or maybe they sent it.

What's the one that people always ask, oh, VanMoe. I don't know. I, you know, where's the money? Where does it go? I, it's like Doge is working on it, you know? Yeah. Blah, Doc Mega. Doc Mega. Doc Mega.

Doc Mega. Zelensky, he goes like this, hey Biden, where's that other, missing 100 billion, do you have Venmo? And he's like, yeah, bzz, bzz. And then he gets it, he goes, okay, I got it. He goes, oh, also when we had dinner the other day, because sometimes people do that, you go, oh, we had dinner

and you had a steak and lobster, so you owe me money from dinner. So, they send you money. You know what I mean? Oh, I ate one of your pickles. Yeah, Venmo's cool. We should get them as a sponsor. I owe you a nickel.

Does it make the sound or does the person make the sound? I mean, it has to make something. It's funnier if it makes a noise. Because they send back and forth. Does it make the sound or does the person make the sound? I mean, it has to make something. It's funnier if it makes a noise because they send back and forth. The problem with those things is, I think Heather will attest this, if you don't fix the setting,

it says what you spent it on, right? And who you're paying. It could be private, yeah. You can be private, but if you're not, it's like you bought whatever, right? Who wants that? I do. $20 for drugs you bought off me, right?

You can see anybody in your contacts. We can see anybody in your contacts. Shmo, Shmo plays in. Yeah, we'd see Dennis Miller, we'd see Kevin Neal and what he's getting, what pickles he's buying. Oh, there's no privacy to it, yeah. Yeah, see? I gotta get you. Well, young people don't use cash, David, at Newsflash.

I know you've always got a wad of cash with you, but young people, they'll just do Venmo or whatever, Square or whatever payment they can. Square. Square. Abacus. All right. That was Arzulinski's story.

Yeah, I'm not even gonna tell you about the ants that invaded my house because you couldn't even get your head around it, how complicated it is. We've had invasions here. Ants seem cool. They seem cool. They're pretty much what I've learned is they're just always there.

They decide when they're gonna terrorize you because they do like water. Did you know that? They like water. Well, guess what? What you do is you get a cotton ball and you put something in it and then you put it around and some poison in the cotton ball. So the soldier ants, they they're all about the queen. They're all about the queen. The soldier ants eat the cotton candy and then they go back and they give it, they go, here queen, the queen eats the cotton candy poison.

She dies, the whole colony is destroyed. So I don't know if you've got ear there with a big thing arrayed like Woody Allen and Annie Hall. No, this isn't rookie amateur hour. We... Heather has some organic stuff she sprays down, but I'd say when I went to bed, there's like 30, but I didn't deal with it. I go, 30, I'll wake up.

Maybe they'll dissipate. Woke up, 5,000. But they're on the wall too. So what I figured out, me, is there are these thick streams. It was behind the coffee machine. They weren't behind it, Dan. There's this much water in the coffee machine. So one of those scouter ants goes back and says,

guys, I think I found a lot of water and not just water. No, it's just water, but that's good. It's the water, that's all we want. And I think we should bring everybody, literally everybody and check it out. And all the ants go, and then the one ant, the little scout ants there with his dad going, I did good, dad did not.

And he's like, you did. You found us all water. And then they get there, and the next day they're all floating in the water because they croaked, there was too much water. And you know, some of the soldier you know, the soldier ants aren't the brightest ants. It, the dumb ants are in the front line. And they're like, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I swear to God, there was a

cup of hot coffee over here 20 minutes ago. That's the dumb man's have a Brooklyn accent. Yeah. They're like this. Why, what are we doing? Hey, what do you want from me? I told you there was water here. What do you think I am, a magician or some shit like that?

I'm a fucking ant. I only got eight seconds to live. Give a brother a break. They only live 22 seconds. So they get in there and there's also a little caffeine in the coffee. So they're like, it's not like they're busy bees enough, but they're everywhere. They're all over my house. They don't even know why they're walking.

They're just like gacked out on caffeine. Yeah. I'm still talking like this is an ant. What would Woody Allen star in a movie? I'm bringing him up again. Ants, yeah. Hard tune. Yeah.

No one saw him. And they're like, good night. And the worker ants are like, agua fría. Ha ha ha. And the ants from Mexico are like, well, don't think about it, it's really ill. Aye, aye. Aye, it ain't done it, but it'll weather.

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Yes, that was pretty cool. My dad would have said to me, Davey, you drove four hours. You gonna make it? Are you okay? Rough life in an escalator, you okay? He never would give it to me that something was hard. Hey, lay down. Okay, rough life in an escalator, okay. They never would give it to me that something was hard.

Hey, lay down. Oh, I thought it was Tom Segura said that to you. That's my daddy. Here's something I've thought about getting you for your birthday. Awesome. Coming up. It's an omnidirectional ball bike.

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Ensuring I can go this way and I know it's a long ways much like a hoverboard. Yeah, it's not after extensive trial Bruton developed a well now I'm saying I like supporting his we like it or you don't like I like during side You could use it out of the farm the creation has drawn praise Like I like during side, you could use it out of the farm. The creation has drawn praise for ingenuity with one commenter highlighting its simplicity. This video hasn't gone praise for how long it is. It's an industry.

I think we got it in 10 seconds. He's got balls instead of wheels. He can go left, right, up, down. He's like an ice skater. He's like, is me now give me a million dollars. Yeah. Merp. Boring.

That's my review. Boring? Boring. It's like- You can go to the chicken sideways. Moooo. Caw caw. Moooo.

Coyote. Okay. Give me. Ow. Ow, okay. how about a burp? Whistling. Oh. Bop bop bop bop. Ah.

This is, season two is coming out. Believe it or not, this content is not going away. Believe it or not, this is not written. We. Stop, stop. Believe it or not, this is not written. We just make this up. That's how good it is. Okay, so we got the Squirrely bike. What's next? That was funny.

That was fun to watch. That was cool. That was cool. Okay, what does she say? Hold on. Mm-hmm. Got my braces off. Oh, tell me you can tell what's different.

She got her braces off. Got her braces off. Now she can do this. Help! He's escaping! The killer is escaping! What's different? She got her braces off. Now she can do this. Watch her teeth. Watches her front tooth. Can you see it? I saw it. So the teeth were just sort of separating. Yeah, to the talking. It's a good trick. But wasn't it just done in optical effects?

Oh, I don't think so. She can move her teeth. She has a gap and she can close it and open it because of the braces. I thought she was doing it with her tongue, with her teeth, they're loose now or something. Oh, and it was an optical illusion. I don't know.

That's a good, you know. It frightened and confused me. Other than that. It frightens and confuses me. I hope unfrozen, oh, I can't do it. I was thinking at the 50th, you know, that's such a good sketch, we can't do it obviously, but I hope it's up there when they vote for sketches someday and say, what's a good one? That's a great one. I see it a up there when they vote for sketches someday and say what's a good one, that's a great one. I see it a lot, you know. Maybe our next super fly, let's do our top 10 favorite sketches all the time.

Oh yeah, okay, that's a good idea, let's do it. But nothing that we could be in. Right. Because that would be fair. Well, that cancels out nine of mine, but okay. So bye bye, ain't gonna make it. Wait a second, I was only barely in that. My cap curls ain't gonna make it. Wait, wait a second. I was only barely in that. My app girls ain't gonna make it.

No, I only had a couple lines. That would be my, both are my top 10, but not with the thing we're doing. We are taking our conflict of interest. Okay, we'll do it. Yeah, we'll do it. Okay, one more, I mean not one more, let's see what's next. All right, 50 more.

All right, Chinese residents have started covering their houses with blue fabrics. Oh, I saw a blue roof today driving home on my four and a half hour drive. This is because they think that a direct energy weapon will not burn blue. I have a question. Yes, go ahead.

Heather has a question. Heather has a question. Do you use anything blue? That's a good question. Heather has a question. Did you add anything below? I, that's a good question. I thought it was paint, but paint's so thin. What can you use, Dana, that if it's gonna stop, just the color blue? Well, it's fabric, right?

Blue fabric. Fabric, Dana. Oh, maybe they think it, a satellite or a weapon would think it's water. That's what they're saying in the comments. A lake or an ocean. So they don't burn that because that wouldn't help. Um, these are just theories, right?

It kind of feels good, but I mean, this blue stuff, I think it's based on Maui fires and then there was anything with a blue roof or a blue umbrella or blue garbage can did not burn so there's some method to that madness of what what's going on maybe it's fire resistant fabric there you go it just happened hard in what did you say I'm not gonna say that I'm gonna say resistance you're not gonna say retard dent you're not gonna say that. I'm gonna say resistance. You're not gonna say retardent. You're not gonna say that. No, that's an inappropriate word. Retardent is too close for my comfort.

Okay, we won't say it. Too close, nice try. All right, here we go. We haven't seen it yet. All right, they're laying down blue fabric. I don't know this part. Well, it's moving too quickly for me. I can't read Arabic.

Oh, see, they don't burn. That's the laser. They don't burn. That was all we really needed to see and we saw too fast. There's system confused. That was all we really needed to see and we saw too fast. Right. Google search in there, bully. Credible. There's just some confused. Let me just break down this Arabic. That, I don't know what that means at all.

It's too, it's moving too quickly. Just show another blue roof, goddamn. Well, how many blue roofs are there? Jump out, this guy's, he gets too much time with us. I don't know what the song was and he's pointing his finger at us like scoldiness. I was wondering like, how good is that guy's hair? I forgot about the roof for a minute.

Geez, you do have hair jealousy, don't you? My grandma has blue hair. Maybe hers won't burn, I don't know. We'll try, we'll bring her on. Thanks, okay. Everyone wants a turquoise turf on top of their house. Yeah. All right.

Some kind of voodoo mat. I guess Boise State is safe. Tar Heels would be a kind of an aqua blue. North Carolina might get some singeing. That's about it. Light blue. I don't know if it counts. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. Yeah. What are you going to do today? Going to put that blue fabric on top of the roof again? Okay. All right. I'll throw a blue sweater up there to see if it helps at all. Anything. Okay. Very quickly. I've known you 40 years. What's your favorite color? Blue. Damn, that's not exciting.

No, you should know me long enough to know I'm not exciting. This is blue. 50 grand, wait, what'd you ask me? Oh, whatever, it doesn't matter how much it costs. All my stuff are these quarter zips. Is that what they're called? No, this is dark. It's navy, yes.

Oh, it's navy, yeah. It's actually got a pattern. If you pay attention. Don't be jealous of my jean jacket that I got from the New York magazine shoot for free. You fucking stole it. I love it. Walk away. I love when you steal shit from photo shoots.

It's the greatest. I'm like, what are you going to do with this? What are you going to do with it? It only fits me. You just walk away, man. Like our friend, John Corbett, he just goes when he finishes a TV show, he just goes in and swoops up like hundreds. All his wardrobe.

Oh my God. And just walks out, doesn't say anything, doesn't talk to anyone, and then he puts them in a local kind of storage place. Hundreds and hundreds of t-shirts, underwear, socks. And then you drive off and you're whatever Rolls Royce and then they're like ring, ring, ring. And you're like, tra la la. And you're like, hello. And it's like, Dana, Lord, I'm disappointed.

Well, about what? I just did the shoot. Isn't that great? We're missing a jean jacket. I heard about the jean jacket. You know, a budget's a budget. And it's that thing of like, you know, it's over budget. You were a shoplifter, we've talked about that.

I mean, you're a kleptomaniac. Christopher Walken whispered to me that maybe you accidentally walked away with it. And then to make things worse, Christopher Walken walked away with a cowbell. And it's that thing of like, you know, you do the sketch and then you're Mr. Cowbell the rest of your life and you couldn't resist stealing.

And then Christopher Walken was walking with Macaulay Culkin. I don't know what that has to do with it, but it sounded funny. Christopher Robin walked with Pooh Bear. Christopher Walken. Lorne, you're losing your mind. I'm going over the hill.

I got to jump off. Wait, Pooh Bear, Tigger. Let me ask you a question. What is more emotional or better for you? Charlie Brown and all Lucy and all Snoopy and all those people or Christopher Robin with Tigger and Pooh Bear and that gang. And Eeyore. I know a lot of Eeyore.

Eeyore was the original Debbie Downer, I have to say. But I will say, Christopher Robin, I claim to be smart, I never understood, were these stuffed animals that he was fake friends with until he went to school? Those are his friends? I don't know if they ever really mentioned his mental state. Let's go to the phones. Because I heard that when he went to school, that's when it all ended because they weren't real anymore. They were just stuffed animals.

Oh, the final book. He found friends at school, real people. I'm like, oh, that's brutal. God, do you do also watch Popeye as a kid and go, is Popeye real or is Popeye an animated character? And is olive oil hot or am I not seeing it? Is olive oil anorexic or just one of them? Is she on a zombeck? Yeah. Yeah. or just- Is she on Ozempic? Yeah.

Yeah. Is she on, fuck, is she fucking Ozzy Osbourne on Ozempic or what's going on? They're called GLPs now, you know, Ozempic just- They are? I think so. It's a class of, oh what, I'm not on it. My mom, oh. Well, what about, okay, what? I'm not on it. My mom, oh.

Well, what about, okay, let's get back to your question. And then I have one for you. They were stuffed animals. They were stuffed animals, this just in. What about the school part? It's all weird. I know I'm getting most of it wrong. I guess I like Pooh Bear.

Pooh is a stud, I like Pooh. I like Owls, the smart one. I thought, and Charlie Brown, I'll tell you one thing about that. I did like Charlie Brown. For some reason, I did love it, but when I hear that theme as an adult, it kinda gives me a little bit of melancholy creeps.

There's something about- That song that Schroeder sings? Yeah, the theme to Charlie Brown. It gives me a little melancholy creep. Do, do, do, do, do, do, is that it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. YouTube shuts us down. It's a a little melancholy. Is that it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a very cool piece of jazz. Well, I like Pig Pan. I thought he was funny. Yeah, that's true. And I have a question. This is a legit question. Did Peppermint Patty like Buffer? Who? What's that? Did Peppermint Patty? Yeah, does she like pussy? What was Peppermint Patty from?

A cartoon? Charlie Brown? Oh, Charlie Brown. Oh, I see what you're saying. Kind of stringy hair, but very, very cute, but kind of a tomboy. Well, sexualizing that cartoon, I have a little metric counter.

We just lost 1900 listeners. Oh no, we did not, did we? No, we didn't. That's fine. No, I'm just saying Peppermint Patty was cute. And I think my mom said, don't waste your time. There she is. She's super cute.

And who was who? Give me, you don't even know Charlie Brown. So you can't vote. I know Linus. Okay. Snoopy. Snoopy was a spinoff. And a, Snoopy. Snoopy was a spin-off, and a spin-off of Snoopy was Woodstock. And did Snoopy fly in World War I biplanes?

I think he was imagining that. The Red Baron. I think he was a pilot. He was? Wait, Heather's got some breaking news. Yeah. Pepper and Patty generally displays characteristics of a tomboy, but she is attracted to Charlie Brown

based on her reaction. Oh right, she looks like a tomboy type, but she's attracted to Charlie Brown. They aren't gonna get into all that back then. Fluid. She's fluid, yeah. Lucy seems more lesbianish to me. Even though, because,

no, I kinda had a crush on all of them. I was so horny. I couldn't, anybody, anybody. Well, then you must've been really hot for Flintstone. Lucy is hotter. The wife, the wife on Flintstone. Oh, are you joking? No, I would take the daughter, but I would take Jane too.

What was the- Yeah. You would take Bam Bam. What was the dog's name on the Brady Bunch? The dog's name on the Brady Bunch was Bunchy. Jan. Anyway, we're gonna- Bunchy was a good-

Tiger! It's Tiger, but everyone says Jan. That's a trick joke. Okay, I got a question for you, Dana. Can I ask you a question? Yes. That's you. Yeah, I know.

Okay. What did you enjoy more enjoyment from? Brady Bunch or Partridge Family? Go. Partridge Family. Wow. No matter what you say, wow. Wow.

Even with what? The Brady's went to Hawaii. Oh, even when the Brady's went to Hawaii and they got the voodoo doll or whatever. That's what it was. I was not, it was not musty TV for me. I liked, I liked Mission Impossible. We were talking about the 70s. I liked Wild Wild West.

Oh, I liked the way the frames squared when they went to commercial. I liked that. Dun dun, dun dun. Well, I think I loved the Brady Bunch and I liked God Partridge Family, I loved. I liked the songs. Yeah, Bonaduce was brilliant.

David Cassidy, yeah, I liked the songs, the bus. The bus, he was hot, yeah. What was the matriarch, what was her, that actress's name? Ruben, Shirley Jones. Shirley Jones, I sat next to her on a plane once and we never acknowledged each other. And we were elbow to elbow. Isn't that a cool story?

We should re-edit this, so that's our- No, I like that. That's our teaser. That's our teaser. I just wanted to say, hi, I'm on TV sometimes too, but yeah, she was buried in a- You're allowed to just say celebrity. You're allowed to just go, hey.

It's called courtesy, celebrity courtesy, or something you can say hi to anyone. But you can't take their whole day. You just gotta say, yeah. You go like this, I like your stuff. Here's me at the SNL 50th. I like your stuff, I like your stuff. Good stuff, I like your work.

And then I wait for it back and it's crickets. Is there gonna be anywhere, anyone at the 50th that you have not met? That's the question. Oh, wow. You know, some of the hosts, I'm sure. You know, Bradley Cooper, you know. Not really.

He was at the 40th and I said, what's up, Coop? I did what? You did a sketch with him at the 40th. Oh, I did a sketch with him at the 40th. I saw Taylor, that's where I met Taylor Swift was at the 40th. I don't know, she'll probably be there. I don't think I'll try to hog her, her time. I do, I hope Miley sings, I love Miley.

And I don't know who's gonna sing or do what. I'm just kind of looking forward to seeing surprising people like, oh, you're here, oh, you're, oh, there's that person. Well, we'll see. We'll see what happens. Yeah, we sure will. Okay, what's the next story? We're burning time.

We're killing it. I know, that's amazing. It's been like we've been on like five seconds. Take a look at this video. That's a good byline. There's a guide looking at it. Take a look at this video. That's a good byline. There's a guide looking at it. Take a look at this video. At first glance, it looks like a group of friends playing football.

Why do I care about this? If you look closely, no one really seems to want to win the game. Oh, it's the NBA. 32 seconds left on the clock. This team scores the winning goal, but no one celebrates. What is going on here?

What's going on here? The same pattern happens in other sports, like basketball, ping pong, cricket, hockey, and pretty much every sport you can imagine. These are betting farms run by one of the biggest casinos in the world, OneXbet, and these people are actually working. You can even see the same players playing for multiple teams on the same day. There are also many unconventional sports like subsoccer and whatever else is. Subsoccer. The investigative outlet Bellingcat traced these videos all over Russia and Belarus.

Belarus. That's sketchy. Take a look at this player with a tattoo on his arm. He's playing for hours. They're playing under soccer, whatever it's called. And you can bet on any of these goofy games. So basically they have these fake sports and then you just bet on them online. and then you just bet on them online. I think sports would not have as many people. That's a good biz. They get the stupidest sports they make up. Take a look at this video. Nope, not again. Not anymore. I guess it's legit, right?

I mean, and then you're just betting two losers can kick a ball around better than you? Well, I mean, I don't know. I mean, oh, the Super Bowl will be on after this, right? So I'm gonna say, is the Super Bowl fixed? It's a great question, Dana. I can't say it is, but I know they have a little caveat. They have an out by saying the NFL is an entertainment program. So it's not just a sporting, it's not just sports. So there's something where they can get away with tweaking it and they can't get in trouble. Did you know this?

Well, our friend Gronk, who was on our podcast, just thinks that the refs are dazzled by the Kansas City Chiefs, Taylor, and the whole thing and just push comes to shove in these micro calls like was all there. There is a spot is like 50 times in a row and you know AI could tell is better, but it seems like Kansas City does get some good calls. They're also they could do spots with lasers. They could make it so much easier than just just picture two doofus is no offense on the side with chains. I think it's about here. And then you're like the whole game decides on their, they walk up 10 yards, deesh, deesh. And they're like, ah, this feels as eyeballing it. They eyeball, they could do it so perfectly and exactly.

Well, they could make it. Yeah. Cause they could put a chip in the football or something. Cause it's like, you know, over and over again, did it touch the white line or not? Back and forth, back and forth. Super Bowl losers, no one will ever have heard of you. Super Bowl. So yeah, it's a frustrating sport to watch, I'll say, because when your team does a good play, whatever your team is, and then you wait, up flag, fuck it. Usually it's holding on the offensive. With. Chiefs, yeah.

And when you say every play there's technically holding, those linemen grab each other. You could probably call on whenever you felt like it. Yes, and why now? And pass interference sometimes, they're dancing in the end zone. They're just, the guy is draped and grabbing before the ball gets there and they don't call it.

And the next play they do. So it's a frustrating game. When the guy guys nowhere near. Yeah, I agree. I think Super Bowl. I think it's too perfect that, I mean, the NFL does do better if Taylor's there. Obviously does do better if the Chiefs.

But I don't think he would propose. That would be too like, there's nowhere to go in life after that. Well, they're going for a three. It's too high of a point and then everything's downhill. Save that. Yeah, it's a superstar team. They're going for the three Pete, which is unparalleled in professional sports.

It's an amazing achievement. It is a compelling game because the Eagles have the best running back maybe of all time right now, Barkley. So it's an interesting thing, but if you're watching the cheese play, they, they seem to find a way. It's amazing how many games they won by like a field goal last second. Yes. Unbelievable. So they find a way to win. What can they find a way to win? I'm going to put a couple of bucks on it. Don't worry about it. Oh, really? With Venmo?

You're gonna Venmo? I do the ones where you pick a fantasy team online, like on DraftKings and then you only pick six players and you have a budget, so it's very tricky. But guess what? I do pretty good. Live, you know, you only live once, twice max. So definitely just keep, you know.

Oh, we should have gotten this story about this kid that says he's reincarnated and he went back to his house like in Finland and told him everything where everything was and he was like four. He's like, that's where you go in. It's kind of cool. Save it for next week. That's a little teaser.

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Oh, it's a ball. You try to roll in a skate park. So this. Heather, do you watch that? So what's the point? He's throwing a ball in a skate park in a bowl, a cement bowl, and it loops around and he hits a guy in the crotch who's sitting there waiting for it. Picks up steam and he's in the exact same...

Is it a bowling ball? Dude, Dana, I don't know if I've told you this about my nuts, but I don't tell everyone. They do not take well to a bowling ball ramming into them at 30 miles an hour. Well, we heard about the dog. Oh, the dog smashed him a bit. The movie Busboys coming to a theater. Coming to something someday. Someday.

It's a $3,800 budget and it's a whole family. We got another beating coming up this week. Someone's flight is late. They're not gonna make it on time for their shoot tomorrow. Good Lord. Being a powerful movie producer is tough. Are you a taskmaster? It's not even like a real movie. The catering is literally five Triscuits in a slim gym. It's just everybody fights. Geez, that could be a Snoop Dogg song. Five Triscuits in a slim gym. It's just everybody fights. Jeez, that could be a Snoop Dogg song. Five Triscuits in a Slim Gym. I said five Triscuits in a Slim Gym. Snooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Heather's zoning out. Is it Capri Sun or Capri Sun?

Capri? Well don't act like I'm so stupid. I'm not four. Why would I ever drink one? I've seen him. I've never gotten near one. Dana doesn't know anything. Look at him.

He's like, huh? I don't know nothing about no Capri. That's above my pay grade. A drink in a bag? Oh, I'll be darn. I'll take a paper cup any old day of the week. Is that your plan? You're going to drink out of a bag. What do you think you are?

Why don't you just get Tang and go on the space? By the way, the people at the space station have lost bodily functions. They went up there so freaking long. That couple. Oh, my God. Please save them, Dana. She said, well, Trump, Trump called up Elon, Elon guy do it. Great. You got to go get them. You got to go get them, Elon. So he's trying to get SpaceX to hurry up, rescue these people who went up there

for a weekend and are there like eight months later. So I have a conspiracy theory that they're not there. No, don't guess ahead. Okay, I'm waiting. Okay, ready? I've got patience. Over Christmas, to try to keep the fun, they wore little stocking Christmas hats and stuff, right? Yeah. And everyone's like, oh, they're trying to cheer everybody up. They're trying to cheer us up. Why would they have those there? They're going for a weekend. This isn't Gilligan's Island. Why would they carry Christmas stuff

that's four months away from when they went up? Well, I have a supply list here of all the things that are on this base. On this base, it might be. They might have a store. 10,000 cherry chapstick. Christmas hats. Cherry chapstick.

10,000 cherry chapstick. Looks, tastes like cherry chapstick. Okay. This is what I didn't really understand. 3000 signed 8x10s of comedian David Spade. Now what the fuck? To hand out to the Martians? It's on the space station.

I know. Hey, will you try to pull up to see if they ever wore hats or my full of shit again? Oh yeah, they have Halloween costumes where they go as Neil Armstrong. They do have Christmas hats. Okay. They have Easter eggs.

Yeah, they have everything up there. Candy store. They must have like a holiday. They do have a little Yeah, they have everything up there. Candy store. They do have a little a Seize Candies outlet. Yeah, maybe. They have a lady footlocker. By the way, how does Seize Candies make it? Have you ever seen a Seize Candies commercial? No. Never. It's really word of mouth at this point. I know. Bob ate a big piece of cake last night. Did he? He always gets a dessert. He always regrets it.

Oh, here it is. Look at this. I knew I saw this. Okay. All right. Oh, there they are. They're up there. Yeah. Whoa. Her hair's a little crazy. Can we scroll down? Yeah, Bride of Frankenstein. Is that a wig? What is she doing?

By the way, they had a party? They had guests over. That's a little suspicious. They friends over. It looks to me and I don't know enough about gravity. I don't know anything, but it looks like they've shrunken down to gnome size. The guy in the middle looks like he's two feet tall. So this is, it must be the gravity just shrunk. Is that a snowman in the middle? They have snow? I don't know.

Oh, he did my Gilligan's Island joke. Oh. That means I'm corny, in fact, I can think of it. Okay. They look tiny. I don't know. Not a good thing. No, we're, you know, we're not here to start trouble.

Not a good luck. But we wish them all the best, we really do. And we wish them a safe journey home. No, no, we wish him everything. I do wish him a safe, that's horrible. I didn't like being in that car for four and a half hours today, so like unscheduled. If you're ready for it, you're ready for it.

Okay, pop quiz. You take off, three, two, one, you take off. How much time goes by before you're docking with the space station? Oh, I know this one. Okay. No, I don't. Okay, I'm gonna guess. So if I get in the astronaut thing.

Yeah, you're on the rocket, the launch pad. Three, two, one, you take off. 96 hours. 43 minutes. Really? I made that up. Oh my God, I thought mine sounded stupid. 96 hours. 43 minutes. Really? I made that up. Oh my God. I felt mine sounded stupid.

Yours is worse. It's not that far. It's not that far. You know, remember when Shatner went up in Bezos' rocket? Oh yeah. It's a thin blue line and suddenly- Would you want to do that? You can't go past a sub barrier or something in space.

There's like a- I wouldn't do Bezos. That's a baby rocket. You go up, you come down. I would want to go around the earth, which some people did on SpaceX. Earth. Go around it.

I would go around the earth. Okay. I would like to go to the moon and stay at Howard Johnson's. Anyway, you ready for this? You ready for this? Here we are. Who's better than David Spade? All this stuff.

He's got all the movies now. He's got Busboys with Teo Voon and they're gonna be tremendous. That's good. Any Regis I'll take. I'll take Regis. All right, another one before, Dan, I got a million things going.

Do you though? I'm gonna do a spot at the store tonight. Okay. Oh, this is Dana Centric. Okay. I'll let you comment. I'll just read the beginning. It took 30 years to fix this Wayne's World joke. Okay. Now let's roll. Let's see what happens. See if Dana knows. It's nearly 30 years. One of Wayne's World's best jokes was completely fucked. If you saw Wayne's World on TV or on video between 1993 and 2022, the guitar store stairway to heaven joke played like this. No stairway denied. Yeah, those aren't the notes to Stairway to Heaven, which ruins the joke.

The thing is, Mike Myers is no dummy, and the song was correct in the theatrical release. Hey! Denied. He waited too long. No stairway, denied. That makes sense. Great joke. But when it came time to release the movie on VHS, Led Zeppelin and Warner Music Group wanted to charge Paramount a hundred thousand dollars. Sounds low actually. Two seconds of the song.

So the studio opted to change the notes instead and then it stayed that way for 29 damn years until they released Wayne's World on 4k Blu-ray and put it onto Max. at which point the original version was restored and now all is right in the universe once again. This guy's a keeper for all the ladies that are single out there if you want that's got a lot of free time man. I think it was a there was an issue with with having to pay for it or not. So I guess Mike did two takes. It looked like Mike was just,

can't play the guitar, he's just goofing around the first one. The second one they looped in the real notes. But I get what the guy's saying, hey, no stairway, but he didn't have the beginning notes. Right. I think you can do that much of stairway and not have to pay. That seemed pretty quick. Yes. I was just practicing on my drum pad. Did you do it in that store? I did. Was it the guitar center on Sunset?

I don't know, maybe. Did you shoot in LA? Oh yeah, all LA, but I mean, maybe people know the story, but. Oh, lucky crick. I was in the studio, and I was practicing on my drum pad. And I was like,

I'm gonna go to the studio, and I'm gonna go to the studio, and I'm gonna go to the studio, and I'm gonna go to the studio, and I'm gonna go to the studio, and I'm gonna go to the studio, and I'm gonna go to the studio, and I'm gonna go to the studio, and I'm gonna go to the studio, and I'm gonna go to the studio, and I'm gonna go to the studio, and I'm gonna go to the studio, on Sunset? I don't know, maybe. Did you shoot in LA? Oh yeah, all LA, but I mean, maybe people know the story,

but I practiced on a Yamaha jazz set where the drums are small and down low and all stacked right side by side. Please stay with me, David. And then I walked on the set and I had this gigantic Yamaha set where it's just spread out. Oh, like the bigger, it's not what you.

Oh, fuck, I practiced everything right in here. I had a drum solo, perfect. And then I got there and I had to reach and I never really liked the drum solo. But Bonnie. It was like too good because they were so, so. Well, you have to reach, you're reaching so far and I was practicing tight.

Yeah. Like Buddy Rich. I get it, That story is interesting. What did Bonnie and Terry say? Bonnie was the one who said at the end, just hit the little thing and go, thanks, I like to play. I like what only worked if the solo was really good. I didn't think it was that good. But there's somebody some heavy metal bands, sometimes the drum.

The drummer will do the garth. Oh, good. I had a lot of drumming things. I did play, I got to play with you too for the, the, I was underneath the stage via satellite, even better than the real thing. Good night. I'm going to mic drop. I'm going to make, I will say if I was, when I was in Joe Dirt, we're looking for a movie, we're looking for songs.

We couldn't get Ted Nugent, that Cat Scratch Fever was 150,000 for what, nine seconds? And ACDC was 500,000. I heard Zeppelin back then was almost a million. Sandler gets them for some stuff, ACDC and Zep, which are the most expensive. And so we tried to make deals with other bands. Steve Miller was too much. We had a bunch of Steve Miller in the first draft. It's just hard to get songs, you know, all these dirtball songs. But we wound up with some cool nuggets like Argent, Hold Your

Head Up and you know, we had some killers in there. We're creative. I don't know what we paid for to do Bohemian Rhapsody, but we're in the wrong business. I mean, if you own music, and this is why these companies, these big, big corporates are giving Springsteen like 500 million to, they feel that they can monetize their catalogs over time. It's, you know, Sinatra is still like a fortune. Yeah.

So I mean- Here's an example, which is nothing like that. But I just saw in a story that in New York, to make money, David Dinkins, the old mayor, sold all the parking meters to Saudi Arabia for a billion. Now that is so much money. all the parking meters to Saudi Arabia for a billion. Now that is so much money. And so they get all the money now. That was the story in the news.

And he said, it actually is a ripoff because now this many years later, 25 years later, whatever, they probably make 10 billion a year from it. So that's what you're saying about music. You risk it, you go, are park meters gonna go away park meter is gonna go away. Is music gonna go away?

Nope, they still make a ton of it. And predominantly it's this music from our generation is what they're paying for. Because today's music is not as maybe commercial or catchy. There's a lot of hooks. You go play a Fleetwood Mac for a young person. They're going to go, holy shit, you know. I think Taylor Swift is too smart to sell her catalog, but she obviously could for more than a billion dollars. And a pinch, but she doesn't have a pinch yet. She's not in a pinch. I think that Mrs.

Kelsey is what I call her. Mrs. Kelsey will do fine. Have you heard her podcast yet? She has a podcast now. No, I'm saying that Taylor Swift. No, not Jason. Travis is not their mom. No, Jason Jason. No, yeah. Wait, not their mom. No. Jason's wife has one.

Yeah, right. Jason's wife has a podcast. That's more unexpected than their mom. Their mom, I would think, would be doing something on the Food Network or doing a cooking show, just something, you know. She probably is. You and Theo in your movie should have a thing where you go into a time machine accidentally, like Bill and Ted for a minute, and everyone you talk to on planet Earth has a podcast.

Like everybody. What do we go, two years into the future? And then you take like a time traveler and you go to Malaysia, you go all over the world, you can't find anybody who does not have a podcast. SNL had kind of a funny sketch about. Did they? They said you go to the doctor and it's called Medcast. Guys won't tell doctors about their feelings,

so they do a podcast with the doctor and they tell everything about their life. That's the only way they will. They're on a dumb podcast with other guys. Okay. The doctor laughs and goes, yeah, what are you drinking? You're drinking a dumb podcast with other guys. Okay, and that's- The doctor laughs and goes, yeah, now, what are you drinking? You're drinking a lot now.

And he's like, oh, no. He goes, you get a couple beers. He goes, oh yeah, and the weekends I go big. Doctor's like, okay. But it's that the framework is podcast. Actually, that week I saw the show, they had two podcast bits, which if we were there in the old days,

one would have probably gotten pushed for another week. Because you would write obscure thing. A podcast sketch is sort of obscure. And then the week you write it, there's another one. Bump, bump. But they did them both. Well, good for Mark Maron and Joe Rogan to get in in 2007. Oh, they got in early. We got Maron coming up on Fly on the Wall soon.

Who's on Fly on the Wall this week, Dana? Who we got this week? It's still kneeling, but by this time, I don't know who it'll be. Do you wanna type it in here? Right now, currently, is Lisa Kudrow. Are you sure? Yeah, I am.

Okay. Lisa Kudrow is on right now. Check her out. We have Superfly, which is on video and it's us. And sometimes we have guests. And then we also have, nobody understands, we have Fly on the Wall, which is essentially audio only. Thank you, thank you.

All right, so let's go one more story and then we'll close up. One more story and then we'll wind it. And we'll say good luck with the Super Bowl everyone. Okay, what is this? Hang on, hang on. Oh, this guy. Dana, I don't know how you feel about pain.

Mm-hmm. This guy, I mean, this is talk about get famous. I don't know. You ever been hitting the shin with something like a scooter? Okay. This guy makes a rope with all scooters. I rank it a three out of 10 on the paint scale. Coming in at number four is bed frames.

I rank this a five out of 10. This sucked. Right in the shin. Number two, we have the double razor scooter ceiling fan. This was terrible. It cut me open and I rate this at eight out of 10. Yeah, don't do it. Number two, we have the trailer hitch ceiling fan.

What's happening? Nine out of 10 on the plan scale. Why is this guy in Busboys? Yeah, I guess. At number one, we have You guys did have it in the movie. 100 out of 10. These are the five.

Oh, he rated that 100 out of 10. That was the worst pain. What was the last one? I don't... That was funny, but... This is on AGT. A guy with a rope with all these heavy objects attached to it spins it and has it smash into his shins.

And he's got... He makes a million dollars a year. And he raised how much pain it is. When you watch UFC, they do those kind of kicks. And then the... I'm sure he's swollen up and stuff. What people will do for views, another time for another podcast. I won't do that. You won't physically torture yourself? As Meatloaf would say, I'll do anything for views, but I won't do that.

Do you know that song? No, I know his brother who's from Italy, Matzah Ball, had a similar song. You know his cousin Bunt Kake? Matzah Ball would be a general, Israel, a Jewish guy. No, so that thing with the, yeah, we'll put, it's gonna be hard to put good songs in bus ways. We already, oh, we need something from,

I can't say it, but we'll find it. We're gonna find them. You, I could maybe angle Chopped Broccoli if you want that. It's cranked. It's cranked. Cranked in the car in my old El Camino. Okay, I might hold you to that because we need to get some songs.

We do. Okay, well, thank you, Dan. It was nice meeting you. We had a great time. And this is Super Bowl weekend, so everyone have a nice time. We'll go over, see if I want any money. Yeah, we're going to place bets. I'm going to place a bet. You're going to place a bet. And we're going to see who wins the most money. And it's going to be an interesting little competition. I say 3327 Kansas City. Is that even a number? Could it be 33? Yeah, it could be.

I think so. I'll say 4235 Philly. Whoa. They scored 55. I'll say 42, whoa, 35 Philly. Whoa. They scored 55 points last week. I know, one of us is gonna win. Okay.

Thank you, Dana. Thank you, David. Thanks, audience. This has been a presentation of Odyssey Superfly. It's executive produced by Dana Carvey and David Spade, Jenna Weiss B presentation of Odyssey Superfly as executive produced by Dana Carvey and David Spade, Jenna Weiss Berman of Odyssey, Heather Santoro and Greg Holtzman. Hope you liked it!