Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade - SUPERFLY #57 - More SNL 50 with Sarah Sherman!

Episode Date: February 28, 2025

The guys talk about P Diddy's lawyer quitting and the new James Bond before being joined by Sarah Sherman to talk Paul McCartney, the SNL 50 extravaganza, Sydney Sweeney, and much more. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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with iGaming Ontario. You know, when I'm on the road, Dana, I'm always pretty much staying in hotels, but there's been a shift to Airbnb and you hear about it all the time. Hotels are fine, they can be great, but Airbnb is a great alternative, you know, because you get a lot of choices on where you can stay.

Oh yeah. It's very practical. I mean, hotel can be like, oh, like when I go on the road, I go, that one's, the closest hotel is a half hour from the gig or something, but you say, oh, Airbnb. You just go, oh, I wanna go a little closer. I wanna be in this area. I want a swimming pool and I want this. Yes, and I famously have said many times a place

we used to go, my wife and I, to get away. And we stayed at some really nice hotels, but then we found this Airbnb, which we used, I think, three times. It was always spotless. The keys are outside in a little padlock and they used to have a bottle of wine and a note and you have a kitchen and it was very, very nice. The benefits of Airbnb is that space, privacy, better locations compared to hotels. You get to pick how close you want to

be to wherever you want to go. You're traveling with family, your friends, you're on your own, it's great. Dana, I'm gonna put on lipstick to start. No, it's ChapStick. It's not lipstick, right? I mean, hold it up, it's ChapStick. No, it is lipstick, sorry, it doesn't matter. Yeah, okay, look. Kylie Jenner Lip Kit.

I'll do your word when we read ads. Listen, listen, it's okay. Whatever. Do I say listen a lot? Sickening. Do I really? No, but my thing is more, David, do you understand? Oh, gross.

That's why I don't listen to you. I can't hear it. I can't hear myself. No, we're working hard. We're dancing for our donuts, man. Oh, we were gonna tell everyone our first big gig together, Fantasy Springs and Palm Springs, right? Yes, Fantasy Springs and Palm Springs

near the SpringFresh restaurant. The exit is called Springtown. Yeah. I wash my pits with Irish Spring, then we go right on stage. And we have to check LPMs, and Heather's gonna check our laughs per minute just to see how we do,

because it's really gonna be a wing dang. But I don't know if you're legally allowed to bring your guitar out and kill that hard. I might have to. I don't know. I'm not doing as much standup as you. I'm terrified of following a guy. You're like a Marine.

You are fit. And people understand that we need reps as standups. Reps, yeah. Now, maybe I have the ability to just come out with a few notes and riff, but David is in really good shape. No, I did a corporate this weekend. I did in Vegas, the Builders Convention.

It was actually pretty fun. I didn't know how big it was. It was eight in the morning, Dana. Let me tell you something. I've heard about ADM and I've read about it, but I haven't read good things. My corporate breakfasts, like I think we talked about off the air, always go pretty well. Go ahead. It was more nerve wracking because I woke up and then the room circus didn't give me my breakfast. It was a very nice hotel. I'm not really blaming them, it just gets chaotic. They go, oh, Mr. Spade will do anything you want.

What's your breakfast? Oh, make your eggs fluffy. Never came, they never picked up again. So I'm going there like eating a filthy happy. What do you, what's at the buffet? Do they have a table of water? I don't go to the buffet, Dana. I go in my room.

But don't you have little snacks backstage waiting for you? Oh, in my green room at the thing? Yeah. Yeah, there's a croissant sort of on a warmer with ham and stuff that you probably didn't eat when you did this same gig about four years ago, they said. I try to eat ahead of time and then I've never, I didn't, I've never seen my writer.

They come at me sometimes really nervous and say, Mr. Carvey, I'm so sorry, we only have three towels. I said three towels. I know. It's in your writer that you need three towels. And it's in all caps. Yeah. And sometimes I play with them.

Can you find a fourth? Could you chase down a fourth? It says in the writer, Mr. Carvey drenches profusely in sweat. Well, they're all incredibly sweet people, by the way, when you meet there. And they really want to do a good job, but it's like, we're about to go on. Would you like your Coca-Cola on the stool or on the floor next to the stool, you know? Yeah, I know.

They literally like, cause it's so easy, it's not a band. So like, we've got your water and your microphone. And I'm like, right? They're like, so you good? I'm like, I guess that's it. And if there's a speech before you, it's like, okay, we're gonna move the podium. The podium is gonna move out.

We're gonna move your car, your guitar down center. This guy is gonna do a quick five minutes about all the employees that have passed away since the history of this company. And then you're up. And I'm like, hey man, I've really had that. Would you like to go out with the mic, holding or go? I've had one, a place that was so freaking big.

The stage was so huge, we were talking 10,000. They introduced me, smattering. By the time I get to the mic, it's dead silence. What's up? Why are you here? MGM Grand. These are fun though, it's fun. Tickets are going fast, they always say that. Oh yeah, put, to our fantasy springs.

It'll be fun to see us. Then we might do a little Q and A at the end, just. Oh, we'll definitely do stand up and then we'll come out together and do Q and A. Get some Qs and As out of the way. There's so many hot takes. Hot takes. Hot takes. I didn't even get to the part about Diddy's lawyer quitting.

Diddy's lawyer quit, Dan. I don't know if you've been keeping up with this. Did he, did his lawyer take a shower, get all fluffed and folded, and then call someone to quit? Or did he quit and then take a shower just to get the... Why, did he do a press release? I don't know. Did he do a press conference?

I just think it's odd that he's quitting because he also handled Osama bin Laden. So he's had some rough personalities, let's say. There was Hitler, supposedly Hitler's great-grandson. He represented Till of the Hun, was a great-great-great-great-great-grandfather. He represented some rascals. He represented Epstein.

Represented Epstein, P. Diddy, the Unabomber, Ted Bundy, he represented him. This guy's a beaut. He's a real beaut. The dog that whispered to son of Sam to kill people, he handled the dog for a while. You know, I wish him all the best. We have a due process in America.

Why do I feel like Sarah Sherman will not be able to figure out how to do this? She's running late, which is so funny. She goes, I'm five away. I'm on the train. I'm like, you're on the train to Rockefeller Center and you think you're five away? Sarah is a fashion plate and really is a creative dresser,

which I love. She comes in and circus outfits every day when I was out there in the fall and made me laugh every time. Striping pants, which I love. She comes in in circus outfits every day when I was out there in the fall and made me laugh every time. Striping pants, big clown shoes. So she can't just throw on some. Well, what is she doing? That Bozo routine on the train

and everyone's like, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what. She's juggling. Where is she? She's not taking a train to a podcast studio, hopefully. Oh God, Greg, can you hit her up? Yeah, she goes, I'm gonna do it from work now. I go, well, no shit.

She's in every sketch. You mean Rockefeller Center on the 17th floor? I'm going to work where? Rockefeller Center at the 17th floor. That's cool. Okay, we covered Puff Daddy. We covered... Oh, you had something planned that I step all over you?

No, I just wanted to give a story that his lawyer quit. And I was like, it must be either he heard something that was a little too rough and just said, oh, I got to tap out. Because why does a lawyer quit? You already know he's a rascal when you get in there. I don't know what's going on, but I was... There was a video on Daily Mail of the lawyer

offloading hundreds and hundreds of bottles of baby oil into the back of his Lincoln town car. Is he gonna sell them on Amazon? I just told her to jump on. Of course, she can't follow that at all. We have to keep all this, and it's so hard it is to have a guest. She's like, can you move it earlier for me? So I said, of course. And then she goes, I'll be late.

Didn't we move it earlier? But honestly, I don't care. I don't care at all. I don't care at all. I don't even bring it up. I don't even say anything. I know. Well, she's a friend of the podcast.

Cause this would be her. Friend of the podcast. Friend of the show. Friend of the show. Show, lo, lo, lo, lo, lo, lo. Show, lo, lo, lo, lo. That's Lauren. Lauren used to be a yodeler in Bavaria when he was going to college. Ah, yodel, lo, lo, lo, lo, lo. He goes, show, cola.

Remember when we did Re-Cola? Was that Rob Schneider we did Re-Cola? Was that Rob Schneider's sketch? Re-Cola. Were you in that? No. Did you do a Re-Cola sketch? It was some kind of comedy thing.

We had big horns. Re-Cola. I can't remember. Funny look. I can't remember the angle of it. I think you were in that one. Funny look is half the... Well, we talked about Fantasy Springs.

That shows in March. We can talk about, I was gonna ask her, no, I have stuff for her. I have stuff to ask her, some hard hitting questions. Well, let's do a few headlines and then we'll jump in. Oh, is Greg even available to do this because he's dealing with, Sarah doesn't know what clown suits.

I will tell you this new James Bond thing. Who will Amazon cast as James Bond for our list? So the trick is James Bond, they keep, you know, the every, they've got this great thing where everyone wonders who will be James Bond. And then it's like 10 years in between everyone just wonders, wonders. Every guy that's got a little heat on him, is he the new James Bond? And then it's like 10 years in between and one just wonders, wonders. Every guy that's got a little heat on him, is he the new James Bond?

So it helps the brand, I guess. Amazon finally just bought him out totally and said enough. But my worry, you know I love Amazon, I will be on Amazon this year. Amazon is great. The James Bond world, it's like when Disney bought Star Wars,

now there's 80 different Star Wars. So now it's like Baby Yoda, James Bond, there will be a prequel, there'll be a young James Bond. There'll be James Bond. Young James Bond, there it is right there. Boom. Right there, done. And I can play it, I don't have to, I could play it. It's like they went after George Lucas, who invented Star Wars, Right there, done. And I can play it, I don't have to, I could play it. I'm-

It's like they went after George Lucas, who invented Star Wars, and they dangled four billion. Next thing you know, there's like 29 of them. So now Amazon probably bought this for a couple billion. So- I think it's a billion even, but you know what? You give me a billion, you can have Joe Dirt, the high school years, you can have-

Yeah. Dickie Roberts, present day. Tell me what you want. They could have church, young church lady, the church girl. They can have... They could have church man, after what happened. Church man, church woman, becomes a man, good night.

Yeah. Uh, where is she? But anyway, James Bond, forget her. Also in the same vein. Forget her. Has made me sad. RIP, Gene Hackman, the guy's a stud. And oddly passed away in an odd fashion.

Yeah. But I will say just focusing on the fact that one of my all-time favorites, I don't know if that's shocking or not, but he always had a lightness to his performance. Even drama, he'd laugh a little bit. He'd always be juggling peanuts and laughing. I started with the Poseidon adventure with that guy and then wrote it all the way out. Oh, yeah. There's got to be morning after. Oh, no. We've got breaking news. Breaking news. Oh, wow. I love the dressing rooms of the young cast.

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All I want to hear about is a new podcast. If it's not that I don't want to hear. Let me think for a minute. Oh, have you heard of this one that I'm going to introduce to you? This new podcast is called Campus Files, a weekly series that dives into some of the wildest scandals that have taken place within colleges and universities. Often revered as a beacon of integrity and excellence sometimes the reality of college life is Just absurd. So yeah, so I've been to Arizona State University. I know very well

It's you know from rigged admissions to sports scandals to Greek life drama Campus files exposes the stories that you won't hear on the campus tours I got to admit this is a really good idea that you won't hear on the campus tours. I gotta admit, this is a really good idea. Listen to and follow Campus Files and Odyssey Original Podcasts available now on the free Odyssey app and wherever you get your podcasts. You know my big theory is that I'm afraid

there's like a chemical in here that I'm inhaling and it's like gonna kill me. For sure. Well, when you walked into that, this is your office on 8H or your dressing room at 8H? This is my dressing room, yeah. It's on nine. Is all that you, and it was just plain?

Yes. Okay. Yes. But you all do that. You all do that, you young people. Did you guys not? Nothing in there. Nothing on my wall. Were you just like always worried

you were gonna get fired? So you're like, well, I would fly right. I don't think it was dedicated to us. Seemed like other people used it or something. But James Austin Johnson's is incredible. Heidi Garner. Heidi's, I stayed in Heidi's for the 50s. It was more than Sarah's, shockingly.

I know, mine's like claustrophobic. Well, I got a fucking small ass fucking room. You know, Heidi's got a big one, actually. You know, give it to Sarah. She's sort of tiny and we'll put her in the fucking room. You know, Heidi's got a big one actually. You know. Give it to Tara. She's sort of tiny and we'll put her in the tiny room. Microscopic. You know, Lauren's never said to me, David, I'd like you to zhuzh up your dressing room.

It's depressing. Well, you can zhuzh up your little area. You've got like nothing on the walls there. We have nothing. Well, look at Dana's house. It's stark. There's like a killing going on. I know, Jesus. We have nothing. Look at Dana's house, it's stark. There's like a killing going on. I know, I'm not a consumer.

The economy would go to hell in a hand basket if everyone was me. I stole this from a shoot, $5. Stole. If I don't wear these, you're all blurry. Jesus. I wanna ask some serious questions. I do too.

I know we missed you. I know, well, a lot of people got that flu and it lingered. Yeah, and then by the way, everyone got COVID. Is that real or is that for PR effect? No, they got it all right. Did my Rudolph get the poo flu? Oh, was it the poop one? I don't know.

No, it's not that. It's more fatigue and coughing and achy and... Blech. So, I don't know. Oh, wait, I flew back with Maya. Look at me, strong. Under private jet speed. No, we were going southwest through Houston.

Yeah, no, I jumped on with Andy Samberg and Kristen Wi... It was so fun. Dude, this picture just laughing the whole time. It was so fun. Tried to arm a sense of it. I didn't have skateboards behind you. Cause I'm fucking cool and shit. Well, someone pointed out you're looking at Bruce Lee's nipple

the entire time. Oh yeah, that's right. Why focus on that? I gotta lower that. Look, it says Spade on the side though. Bzz, bzz, bzz. Is that supposed to be a picture of you? Cause we don't see Bruce Lee's head.

No, I got that as a gift from somebody you know. And I said, I'll, and I put it up because everyone gives me skateboard. I don't know anybody except Sarah. Wait, whoa, Spade got a crazy new haircut kind of. Oh, you see my mullet? Look at this shit. That's cool.

See? Was that for the movie, you see my mullet? Look at this shit. That's cool. See? Was that for the movie? Is that for the movie? Is that starting again? It's for the movie and then we had to, I had to wear the wig over it so I had to get this rid of the sides

and then the back I had to pin up because it's getting too long. You like that back, Sarah. You got the Gilder 3000. Gilder 3000, be ba be ba boo. Sarah, I have a legit question. What? If you- And I have a question.

Whomp, want because I'm, I'm having a sense memory kind of a buzz right now. Cause this is my Matt Gates and this is my Hunter Biden. And I got a dress on and you guys are kicking ass. I legit feel like I beefed that Matt Gates bad. Oh no. It was an HR. Why would you think that?

I was sitting there thinking, she's being funny. And yeah. All you have to do is look at the camera like this. I know, but then I was like, and then I looked at the camera. And then when I opened my mouth, it like falls apart. No, you've been working on your Bloomberg, I think. I saw that on the 50th. You like how they built in though, like, you know,

cause it's like John Mulaney comes up to me and is like, hey, Michael Bloomberg. And I'm like, hi, I'm Jewish. And then it had built into the script, his line after to be like, yeah, nice impression. Cause he like already knew it was going to be shit. And they get you in a bald cap. You and Kate McKinnon, I walked behind her thinking it was you. So I was going to like give her it was gonna be shit. And they get you in a bald cap. You and Kate McKinnon,

I walked behind her thinking it was you. So I was gonna like give her a kidney punch or something and I grabbed her and I go, oh, and she has a bald cap on, looks just like you. I go, you're not Sarah, are you? She's like, it's Kate. I go, oh my God, you guys look exactly the same. By the way, watch this, Sarah,

is it true you have Lauren's text and I know that you abuse it and you're like in rehearsal going, Lauren, do you know if McDonald's delivers FR for real? I was legit thinking about texting him today. I want, I

I want someone to host really badly. Oh, and you're gonna push for it? Should I just like text him and be like, yo, like Who's the host this week? Cause we come out Oh, it's Shane, right? Shane, Shane. Shane, which Shane?

Gillis. Oh, the Shane Gillis. Wake up, Dana. Wake up, Dana. Oh, yes. I know you're in your decorless monk cell. Yeah, boomer. I know, you guys like to do things.

I mean, if you've ever been in Spade's closet, he's like 9,000. Rolex, cashmere, Lamborghini. No, it's like jacket man. No, I have maybe 9,000 jackets and I don't even wear them a lot. That's okay. It's okay, bud.

Hey Sarah, did you see Keith Richards that day at the 50th? I never saw him. I never saw him. I never saw him. My dad called me at like nine in the morning the next day and I was so hungover that I was blind. And I don't even drink, but I was like, I just met Paul McCartney, I'm gonna get blacked out.

So my dad was like, did you meet Keith? Like for my dad's birthday, me and my brother got him this giant like four foot by four foot, like Keith Richards photo that's, hanging in his living room. Oh, wow. And my dad loves Keith Richards and, like... Oh, he was like, did you meet him? And I'm like, no, I don't know where he went.

He was in the audience. But you didn't see him after. No, because I had such a juicy spot next to Bill Murray, and then Bill Murray didn't come into the audience for his cutaway, and I was like, oh, I wanted to have bullshit with him the whole god dang three and a half hours. Can I tell you guys what I did to Paul McCartney?

Please. Okay. Game is snuggie. I saw Judd talk, Judd Apatow talking to him. Hey, Paul. At the after party. Hey, how you doing? And I literally grabbed him by the scruff of his back,

and I was like, Judd, and you made a Paul McCartney now. And so, and so thank you, Judd, I owe you my life. He was like, Paul McCartney, Sarah Sherman. And I was like, hi, Paul McCartney. I know you can't tell, because my hair was in this like crazy hairdo for the parody or whatever.

I was like, Paul, I know you can't tell from my hairdo right now, but I usually have a mullet, like, from your wings era, and I was actually listening to temporary secretary in the shower today. Ha-ha-ha! Shit, blah, blah, blah. You know, when I wrote that, you know, I thought of a secretary, you know, type and away.

And I sat down for a plonk, and I came out with it. Secretary. And then they said, hold on, call it temporary. And I sat down for a plonk and I came out with it, secretary. And then they said, hold on, call it temporary. Nice to meet you, Sarah Schreeman. Shervin Splurpen. Imagine all the people with temporary secretaries. Imagine. Why is he doing John Lennon?

Speaking words of wisdom, let it be long. Alan Lennon. Speaking words of wisdom, let it be long. That was long. So you are a super fan and you were born after the year 2000. Yeah, you're like 12 years old. I'm actually way older than that. No, how about this? So here I go after the Radio City concert thing, and I'm supposed to meet Chris for dinner,

and he goes, now we're going to the Mark Hotel. I go, I thought we were going downtown. He goes, no, just come here, we got a seat for you. So I go in, naturally, Paul McCartney's there, so it makes me even more sick of him, right? Can't get away from the guy. Can't get away from the guy.

The guy's around too much. So it's along my side is me, and then Rock, and then Larry, David, and Paul, right? So now there's like 12 people. So I can't really see him. So now it's the sickening, cranking my head. And he doesn't... I'm a plus one, obviously. So he's being very sweet, but it's hard to see him,

killing my neck. And then every time he starts telling a story, honestly about yesterday or literally everything you want to hear from him, the waiter was over-helping us. There's like a team of seven. And so... New sketch dropped. Huh? was over helping us. There's like a team of seven. And so sketch dropped, huh? New sketch just dropped. Oh, here's a sketch because literally he goes, and the best thing about yesterday

was the guy's like coconut shrimp and he puts his arm in and I go, yes, thank you. That's for them. And then I look back and he goes, and that's the whole story. And with let it be, and he's like, who had potato skins? And I'm like, guy, we don't need to top off the waters for a few seconds. Literally, it was like an assembly line of arms to block stories. And I'm like, guy, guy, I just want to hear this guy

say literally anything. I'm a contest winner. And nope, nope, couldn't shut up, couldn't stop. They're all like this, starting gates. That guy's water's down a quarter inch. That's fine. A little loop. Your karma points were quarter. That's funny. A loop. A loop. Your karma points were low.

God was fucking with you hard. No, but I did hear some bits and pieces and I couldn't have been. It was the funnest time of the whole thing, of the whole weekend. Dana, I wish you were there, but also I feel like you got the most fun experience of the 50th.

Because watching it at home? No, just like the 50th just coming and like hanging out with us. Like, it's like at the 50th, you didn't get to like actually talk to anyone. Uh, the everywhere but nowhere effect of a big party is like that. You know, and you're... But was it... This is your first... How did you feel Lorne was processing it? Because he looked almost solemn on the good nights,

and I was just thinking randomly, like, he's the one that has this emotional thing going on, because it is almost like this is your life. He's seen people from the 70s and the gush of emotion. I, what was the vibe at the good nights? It was just... The good nights, I was like, I didn't wanna even go on stage. Like, I didn't know we had to go on stage

and I felt overwhelmed. I was like... I like saw Ben Stiller and I like almost passed out. I was like... I like couldn't, I thought I, my eyes started welling up with tears talking to him and I was like, I look insane. I, my eyes started welling up with tears talking to him and I was like, I look insane. I look like a crack head. But like, I saw Warren after and he looked so stoked.

I think he like, I think the show was great. And like, he, I can't really remember what he said to me right after, but it was something like, you get it now, right? Like you get why the show is awesome. And was something like, you get it now, right? Like you get why the show's awesome? And I was like, totally. Oh, good.

I think he was fighting back tears, I think, in a way, by just being kind of holding back. Well, it's like a whole history of your life and everyone's there. It's almost like a birthday party. And then everyone says, oh, it's gonna be the 50th. No one says anything about after the 50th. So it's like, now what?

When we went back to work on Monday, it was like, we were all like. We're still here. It was odd. Yeah, I think for sure. It was like, we just like had a finale or something and we were all like, hello everyone. I think it's like, I think it's composure, like him at the end, because it's like, you know,

if he was up there being like, what's good, suck it. Like that would have been weird, you know? Or him just like it's like tears coming down his, you know what I mean? And hugging everybody or, you know. Because it's like he... There was a long time ago, it was gonna be, he's gonna do the 50th and retire. And then it was announced he's gonna continue on.

So I think he's probably... We did that and now we go back. Shane, you know. We moved the table read from the big scary stage to 17. Oh, you went back upstairs. And I totally get it now. It's amazing. It's like sleepover vibes.

Oh, it's crazy in there, yeah. They got a one window cracked open. Getting hot. So, I will tell you, by the way, the stage, Sarah, at the good nights, Dana was like a crowded subway. Like, once you got on there, you couldn't get off. Because everyone smashed.

Sarah- And I just see one hand coming up going, Sarah, help, help. I was drowning. No, someone picked me up. I do not like to get picked up. I'll tell you that right now. And it cracked my neck.

No adult human man should be picked up. Don't pick me up. And I'm not going to say names, but you have to be a little more famous if you're going to pick me up at the good nights at the 50th. You cannot. If it's Paul, give me a ladder. I'll get on your shoulders.

That's fine. Wait, can you telepathically communicate it? I will tell you right after this. And I didn't like it, so I walked off the stage, and who would I run into? Kim K. doesn't even go on stage. I go, go take my spot. She's like, I feel weird going up there. I'm like, listen.

I felt weird going up there. It was like every, like, it was like the fucking Mount Rushmore of comedy. Yeah, I said, Sarah's up there. I mean, I guess they're letting everybody go up there, so just go. I mean... I was so in the back, I was in a different building. Are you glad that the oldies are gone?

I mean, like me coming in with Jim Gaffigan and... No! I'm not even joking. Like, I legit... I... No. I liked when you were there. I want you to come back again. Like that was really fun. I thought I did.

Not just for this podcast, especially Fond. I can be sentimental of all of you. Every single cast member had such a sweet, sincere all of all of you, Every single one of you. And, uh, every time I saw you come down the hallway, I was happy, because you were in some other different kind of clothes. You didn't know you were like, I didn't know you actually dressed like that.

I was like, yeah. But you don't refer to it. You're not wearing it. You're just showing up very casually, and you've got pink stripe of pants on, clown shoes and some... And yet, you're just talking like very casually and you've got pink stripe of pants on and clown shoes and some... And yet you're just talking like, okay, yeah. What about when you dress like a normal person in the sketches, I'm like, who is this person?

That's like the most fun part of the job. Oh. It's like, it's just like, cause that is Halloween. By the way, we have a hot question for you. Where was Sydney Sweeney, your best friend from Hooters cause Hooters closed, so we thought of you. Oh. Someone should shine someone, give me her number,

and I text her or something. What happened? Oh, look at you guys. That was awesome. Oh, look. I love being the fuggliest bitch in the picture. Jesus. I don't know. It's a dog who takes a picture next to Cindy Sweeney, my God.

I don't know. Oh, look, Sweeney Jew next to the woman who's famous for being gorgeous. I saw her behind her at a Rangers hockey game. You saw her? Were you yapping with her? I was like, hi, And I was with my brother. Did someone tell you to pose like that?

Because it was kind of perfect. We were just like in the mind, body and spirit of Hooters Waitress. Wait, what happened at the game? You introduced everybody here? I like, shoot, I walked into the... spork room or whatever. And I was like, hey, Sarah! I was with my brother and my dad and my brother was like, oh my fucking god.

Sidney Stone. He was like, what the fuck? Like some orc? By the way, hockey is amazing. You don't know anything. You have a hockey haircut, you don't even know about hockey. I know. I didn't know, well, cause I saw,

they were like beating the shit out of each other. And I was like, you're someone going to do something? Do something! Oh, that's like the whole game. The whole game. She's like, why doesn't someone pick up the puck and throw it? It'll go faster. Were you at the game when it was Canada and they started beating the shit out of each other immediately? First time.

Eight fights in, no, three fights in nine seconds. America versus Canada, right? Listen, if any hockey players are listening right now, I'm not single, but call me. Interesting, so what is it about a man on ice? Yeah, what is it? That gets you. Because they're just dudes and they all get in fights.

They like, I just can't believe they really hit each other in the face for real. It's like, you don't even really do that in like boxing, do you? No. It's pretty violent and a fist fight on skates is also entertaining. Yeah. You're on like your shoes are knives and you're punching each other. Your shoes are knives. That's true.

There's no kicking allowed. What, oh, let's talk more quickly before we dump you. What about your, the sketch we did together was fun. That was fun. We did New York musical, it was called, and Colin, Joseph, and Wayne, he wrote it. And Spade did the same thing when he was getting drowning in a sea of people.

He'd go, Sarah, help, where are you? And then you could see him crawl his way to the front of the group at the end in that last final. Oh, right, they told me, they go, why are you not at the singing at the end? I go, oh, I don't know what I'm supposed to do. I'm just sitting in the audience at that point.

And they go, no, get back up there and grab a flag. And I just hear him in the back going, Sarah help, help. And I grab him. No, I stood next to you and they go, stand right there and Sarah will tell you what to do. I go, she doesn't know anything. It's so crazy how, Dana, that's like why I liked when you would come,

because it's like, I think there's this like, being my fourth year, it's like, there's some misconception that I would be like, I would know how to do the job or whatever. I feel it's nice having you there. It's like, no, this guy knows how to do it. Dana knows what he's doing. I don't know about that,

but it is a fourth year is a pivotal year, I think in terms of confidence, you know, kind of, it takes a while to get used to it, but you seem very composed and funny out there. I think you're popping. She's popping. This is dorky, but I got this like aura ring because I'm a hypochondriac and it tells you. I was interested in that.

Don't do it because it turns you into a basket case. But because we moved, for the listeners at home who don't know, we moved the table read to a smaller, more intimate room and it really fucking scared the shit out. I got really nervous because like table reads the scariest part for me, because I feel like you're like on the screen in front of all of your like

pure power. You're vracking yourself. You are, all these things are true. You are, they're all judging you, they are. And then it's part, we used to be in this big room where you're really far from people. You're fracking yourself. All these things are true. You are, they're all judging you. We used to be in this big room where you're really far from people. So if you bombed, you can just slowly sink into your chair

and then disappear. But this room is really small and so all of your mistakes feel inescapable or something. And I was so terrified that I checked my ordering app and it said that I was like, it basically asked me if I was running an eight hour marathon because I was like full. Your heart rate is beeping.

Full, so it's like 120 sitting in a chair. For like seven hours straight. Fuck. And there's people behind you just up your ass, like we were stacked, they're right behind you in chairs and then you're at the table like this, oh, I can't move. It's.

And like, I don't know, like I feel, my instinct is to just like jump up and flail around, but that's not the vibe of that one. No, don't do that. It's kind of a death knoll to get up here to the piano and sing a song. The only thing you get, you get the pressure, but it's a comedy compression.

The room is so tight and the ceiling is so low compared to 8H, where the show is that you get, the laughs are big. But I really liked, where the show is that you get, the laughs are big. But I really liked it because like stuff like, you know, Ashley Padilla, who's like, it's her first season, like, you know, so we've worked together less. Like I used to be really, really far from her at Table Read.

And it's like, maybe I gotta get my eyes checked. But I'm like, I can't see her here or anything. And then yesterday I got to like see her like up close, do like a lot of really small, subtle, like facial expressions and stuff that were really, really, really making me laugh. But I think, and I'm like, it's just so much better. Like you get to actually like experience people's

like little like micro choices and stuff. Did you get your attitude checked? Hey, by the way, do you have a um, do you have a seating chart in read through? You know, it's like it's Lauren calling me. I don't know. That's where I was. Yeah. Wait, where's the host? He's on the other side of Lauren. And so I can like, I have like, periphery vision of Lauren, like while I'm doing my bit. Do you ever watch him glaze over during his sketch? He's like, you're like, Lauren.

He laughs more at 17, I think. Oh. Oh, definitely. Yeah. Well, Shane's funny. Are they calling you out to rehearsal? No, but I have to turn the TV off because you can see like. Look at this fucking outfit.

Are you a drag racer? What can we look forward to? Are those fireproof? Potentially on the show. Yeah, what's going on on the show this week? What can we look forward to on the show without giving anything away? Because.

Well, I really hope my stuff doesn't get cut because I really like it. You're in a million things every second, and you act like you're not, which is... That's new though, Spade. That's new? That's new. I used to have a lot of free time on Saturday.

When I first went out there, you were having a rough couple of weeks, and you'd have to stop me in the hallway and go, yeah, I got cut, you know, whatever. And then I saw the evolution where Sarah Sherman... Oh, she's leaving. By the way, I was gonna say you and Marcelo both go, here's my number and text me.

And then you go, you both say, by the way, I don't really answer and I don't do anything. I'm like, this is your pitch to text you? Believe me, I'm vibrant, fun, and interesting. So if I text you, it's exciting for you. I literally pick up the phone. If anything, I pick up the phone. Oh, you mean if I call?

I don't think I ever call you though. That's a big step. I would just pick it up. That's too heavy for me. The phone is a portal. I can't be on the phone. All right, go. Marcelo really doesn't answer.

I have to call him and be like, hello, excuse me, I'm speaking to you. Excuse me. I was like, Dana, when I saw you and I was having a rough time in the first couple of weeks of the show, it's the thing, like, I wanted to respond to that, because I think we can have something interesting

to talk about, Spade. Go ahead. It's like, you know, you have, like, for me, like, my summers are like, I'm on tour and I'm, like, doing my own stuff. And the readjustment period working again here can be really intense, like, I don't know, like, you know, whatever. And like, Dana, I like was like crawling on my,

I was like crawling on like a single strand to Dana being like, help me, what do I do? God, there's just no answers. Because it's such a pressure cooker. And every week they go, okay, you just finished the show. Shane Gillis, what do you got? And you're like, what do I got? I just got off the 50th.

But at least you had a week off. But what about when they're back to back to back, and new host, Ariana Grande, what do you got? You're like, I mean, starting from scratch? I don't know. Like, it's- And it's so much pressure, like, you know, oh, like, Shane's a comedian, like, fucking...

I don't want him to think I'm not fucking funny. Or like, then it's Lady Gaga next week, and it's like, I don't want Lady Gaga to think I'm a fucking loser. Besides the fact that the job is hard. It's really like trying to catch the wind or something. There is just wanting to relax, be centered, don't get stuck on the card,

let the audience know you're feeling their vibe. There's a lot of metrics that go into it. Then sometimes it just happens and all of a sudden, you're on air and it's really working and then you kind of float away. You don't feel the kind of metrics of turn toward that person. Here's my card for this line. So the show's impossible and it's emotionally violent

and it's ridiculous, but that's why it's so fucking compelling. I can, as an outsider, if the show's bombing and I'm watching a show truly not do well, I'm just as entertained. It's more fun. Because they must be freaking out. But I like rooting for it, but Steve, this is real.

There's no laugh track. This sketch did not work, and we get to experience that. No place I'd like it. That's why I'm like fucking... There's so much of comedy right now is like on the phone. Mm-hmm. And I'm like, y'all don't know what it's like to really put yourself out there and fail in a big way.

You're meaning like a TikTok is shot, edited, tweaked, filtered, is that what you're saying? Totally, there's no failure. Yeah. Yeah, there's like, you can bomb on the internet, but you don't feel that in like your marrow the same way you do when you're bombing up live. Not even close. Just because you get less views?

No, not the same. Also, you're supposed to be media-crawling. There's nothing like SNL, and I've done it all, sweetheart. There's nothing like it. You know? But you're, Dana, you're like the Zen Buddha. Like, I can't do that thing of like going off car, like I can't even switch from card to card in the middle of a line without getting like vertigo and feeling like the horizon

line has gone completely. I was like, oh, wow. Well, I was with the church lady that came in late and I was not, I had not done that character in a while with guests and you're, she's a traffic cop. You're bringing guests in and out. And then they're switching your single shot back and forth. That's why Lauren had said between dress and air up, you're on the cards.

You look like you're on the cards. I go, because I am on the cards. I'm reading that. I'm reading that. Yeah. But to not, you know. America's onto that trick. They're like, yes, we know it's not memorized.

Even in my New York one, I'm standing there fucking around so much in rehearsal, I forget to go, by the way, when we really do this, which card am I on? What am I doing? And Milani's like, ah. You were. You were effing around during rehearsal. I know. Sneaky laugh. No, but Pete was texting and I'm like, because you know that military first AD or the stage manager from the Marines? Yeah, yeah. He's like, because you know that military first AD

or the stage manager from the Marines? He's like, yeah, hey, hey guys. And at the end I go, are there three dumber cast members in us three right now? He's like, no, you guys don't listen. And he explains how to get off. They're gonna push this in, Nathan Lane runs out. You got it?

And I'm like, yep. And then we all do it wrong. And he goes, guys, you're not doing it. And I'm like, I know, it's not sinking in. in and I go Pete's got his phone and we didn't have phones And I said that must drive everyone extra crazy I don't bring my phone to the floor because I want to like focus and be present But then I don't have any pictures for my entire experience on Saturday During the show,

I saw Jimmy Fallon in the hallway and he was like, you have to keep a journal. And I'm like, I'm not fucking doing that. And I'm like, wish I did, don't remember a thing. Did it take a second? Oh, rehearsals are the most fun. A journal is a great idea, but I would never have the presence of mind.

I would think that will jinx it, journaling. I know, that's how I feel. By the way, just have a quick announcement before we get rid of Sarah. Stop threatening to get rid of me. You've got a show to do. How many things are you in as of now? Yeah, Sarah. I did a couple things, but you know how it goes.

Sometimes you're like legit in like seven things. Legit. And you're like, there was a show a couple weeks ago where I was like, all my sketches were cut and then my part was cut out of sketches. Oh, yuck. And so like at the end of the day, you're in one thing. I'm like, I was like coming in,

like I thinking I'm the hot shit with like eight things. Why don't you do an update where you just talk about legit. Just sound like you're Mary Poppins. I was hot shit in eight things. Colin, I was legit in the show this week, and I was legit worried about it. And he's like, I don't even know what legit means anymore. Just go up to Shane and go,

gee golly, Mr. Gillis, I sure am a fan of what you do out there. You got so many funny voices, I can't even keep track of them. I'm Sherri Sherman. Hey, Mr. Gillis, um, can I please accept some more jokes, please? STREETER LAUGHS Oliver, the streeter of SNL going up to Ryder's going, please, Mr. Streeter, can I have some more lines, please?

There's your, you put this in next week. Yeah. Put that in, just everything. Please, Mr. Sketch man, write me a sketch. And then someone comes out dressed as a sketch. Yeah. Someone comes out dressed as Santa Claus. Or you come on dressed as a sketch on update.

Just have a big thing in your... Oh, I have a big thing in your. Oh, I have a really, I don't wanna say it on a podcast cause I really wanna do it. Don't let this one air. We can edit it out. Here's a note to Greg, the producer. I think you guys have to edit out

when the full Tate McCray performance was happening on the mirror. Oh, I didn't even see it. I noticed blur it or something. Oh, I see it. We're looking at you, ding dong. We can cut it out. Your viewers at home, eagle-eyed viewers.

Oh, look at this quarter inch mostly people listen. Tate McCray with no sound. Our demographic is 72, that's our average. Yeah. And my mom, shout out to my mom. Does she watch? Oh, what's her first name? Robin.

Hi Robin. She loves you guys. You have a lovely daughter. You have a lovely daughter. Imagine your daughter had a normal haircut. Imagine. No, it's a good haircut. So quickly, before Sarah stays longer.

You can, I don't care if you overstay your welcome. She's lied to the show. So my tour, they go, you have to have a name for your dumb next standup tour. Like Sarah, you probably have a name for yours, do you? Yeah, live and in the flesh, of course. So I thought it was Sarah Squirm, come catch some germs. But anyway, so mine was, I don't have one,

I can't think of anything dopey enough. Still don't? And then they go, we're extending you one week and then we gotta put it out there. So it was the day I got home from SNL and so they go, what is it I can't think? And I go, I gotta feel for this. I gotta feel for it. Really? Because that was people were-

That was really funny. Huh? That was really funny. Because people were like, oh I like when you're in the audience and you go, I gotta feel for it. And then I go, just say that. when you're in the audience and you go, ah, I got to feel for it.

And then I go, just say that. Oh, you're taking the line from the SNL 50 and making the Tyler special? That's gonna trend. It is like the most spade thing ever. That was a good idea to throw me in the audience. Cause it was such a long sketch. I'm like, this one's more about the singing.

It's all good. What was the line you said in the 15th again when they cut to you, you left the sketch ostensibly and took a seat. Yeah, and they said, where's Spade? First of all, they call me my real name. Where's Spade? And then he goes, he went in the audience.

He went back to the audience. And then you just said what? Oh, I said, yeah, I got a feel for it. But you kind of went like that with your hand. Yeah, I go, I got a feel for it. That took me by surprise. Dismissive. Yeah.

You're good at that. I get, I'm like, I don't know how to be subtle much to everyone's chagrin. That's like, Spade's so good at that. I don't know, your Matt Gaetz had some subtlety whenever you were nonverbal. Yeah, when your eyes popped out of your head. But it's not, it's like eating,

because I had my eyebrows taped triangularly. You're like this. I thought later, I didn't have time, I wanted to say, how long have you been dressed as a Klingon? Because you really look like with the forehead, you know? The ladies should have known. It was Klingon. It was clinging on. It was clinging on.

You got to go through life and go on. All right, Sarah, we're gonna let you go back to rehearsal because you've been very sweet to hang out with us. All for the past 30 minutes, he's like, we're gonna have to go. Well, I said, we'll steal you for 30 minutes because you're the most fun person. And then we get back to us

and the ratings plummet when you're gone. It's very sweet the relationship you two have. David says, Sarah this, we could get Sarah. And Sarah Sherman was there. We were laughing, Sarah Sherman and I. Yeah, I said Sarah was fun because I kind of know. You didn't even party, dude. We like legit, like I don't drink.

And then I got like so black out. What did you drink for a non-drinker? What did you drink? I feel like legit, like I don't drink and then I got like so black out. I was like. What did you drink for a non-drinker? What did you drink? Like. Light beer? Like legit anything anyone gave me. Oh man. Like going to a bar and be like, what do you want?

I'm like whatever you're having. Was blind for three days. Who was your squad that you were talking to? I talked to you when I was leaving and you were waiting by the door, but you looked nice. You had your hair all pixied up. I know I did look nice.

I didn't expect you to agree, but okay, go ahead. Who were you sitting at? Were you at the cool table or? No, it was complicated, Sarah. It was three stories. They're like, go to the fifth floor if you want to go to get some crab cakes. I'm like, I kept going higher and higher,

going where's the fun part? And they're like, higher. I'm like, I kept going higher and higher, going where's the fun part? And they're like, higher. I was like, God dang. There were like five floors, like. At the plaza. Old bars at the plot. Like it was just like, it was nuts. I just saw everybody all week though.

If they didn't have three nights of stuff to do, at the 40th that was the party to go to because we only had that night. And so everyone was like, we're gonna milk it all out. But this one, we had a fun first night, a fun second night, and then rehearsal was fun all day. And so I had to get up and fly and I was like, I gotta feel for it.

Oh, you had to fly. You did get to feel for it. He left as soon as I walked in. I was walking in and he was like, oh perfect, that's my cue to leave. I feel bad when I hear how fun it was. I feel bad that I missed it. No, Dana, I'm telling you, you got the more fun thing.

Because of the weekly hangout. Because you got the best show. The weekly hangout. Oh, yeah, I really, really experienced the show with the new cast and people, absolutely. And I love being there with Gaffigan and Adam Sandberg and Maya Rudolph, the fab four. But what I'm saying to you both now is that the only way for me to make up with missing the 50th

is to be there on the 60th. Whoa. Yay! With a tuck and a thing and a squeeze. Oh yeah. It's going to be a turtleneck. If pop can come in at 83 or two and kick ass. Golden slumbers fill the night. I mean. That made me cry.

That was sweet. Oh, I was by you. We were all about to pile in for the good nights and he went into that. And once it was, I was like, oh snap, he's bringing it. And he did the guitar solo in the middle. This is side two, Abbey Rove for you, Neophytes. And he did this trading guitar solos. And then in the end, the love you gave is equal to the love you take away.

That's not even close. You know, when he came on, when I was there and he did the Chris Farley show, and he goes, and Chris goes, do you remember when you said the love you take is equal to the love you make? And he goes, yes, Chris. And he goes, is that true? And the talk goes on.

That was so funny. I mean, I guess I would like the things that you... What did I say to you when he was on stage? I was like, where's Ringo? Yeah, you said something down like... Peace and love, peace and love, me brothers. Peace and love, peace and love. I did text Lauren after the fifth day,

and then I texted him, I think on Tuesday. And just wanted to see his sense of the show, what he was doing, and then he texted back, and he said, because everyone's so obsessed with Blake Lively, Baldini is going to appeal, his deposition is going to be thrown out. I go, well, what about this Shane Gillis show in the 50th and everything?

I think Lively is going to do a brief discovery phase and show up, they may do an ADR, which is sort of a way to settle the dispute. But what about the Shane Gilleshell in the 50th? The expulcratary evidence is gonna be presented, but I think it'd be in a sense. There's a rumor Ryan Reynolds took two gift bags when he left. Yeah, he like, because he just is like, that's what I really respect about him. He's just like... It's like, he takes like every day as it happens.

Like, it's like, he doesn't think too much far forward because the show is so immediate. So he's like really like present. You know what I mean? And like, maybe this is spilling too much tea. But like at that, like dinner, you tell whatever there is that like cocktail dinner thing and like the some exec was giving a speech about how like they were offering to throw

Lauren this like giant party just for him. And he was like, it was like the Friday before show. And he was like, no, we got a show to do. I'm not doing a party. I was like, respect. This guy just got out of the show. He's like, wants to get to work and do the show. Oh, yeah. I mean, that I'm sure part of him.

Let's get past the 50th and he wants to get back and he loves it. And I said to him, you're like an AI. You've downloaded it. You've downloaded the show. So his blink instinct about sketches and it's a bit light, a bit dare, you know. He lets, he gives a loose rope to people to want to do what they want to do, but he's always dropping these little,

Danny did a similar sketch, but it's like that thing of, you know, so. But yeah, because Lorne is such a close, like he keeps some of his emotions close to his vest, you kind of want to give him a hug or something or just grab him or tell him something very sentimental. I hug him like a koala bear all the time I lock in. No, you wonder about that speech Tina gave at that toast

where she's like, Lorne, I'm going to give you a 50 year review of your performance here. Yeah, that was. She's like, you've missed five years out of 45. That's not horrible. You've had 19,000 tardies. She gave a great speech, David.

I can't imagine giving a funny speech in front of like, in an intimate room, in front of like Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld. I'm like, God and Jerry Seinfeld. And I'm like, God. Did Seinfeld? And Chevy, Chevy heckled of course. Go to my rewrite table now by the way. Say what?

I do have to go to my rewrite table now. Oh, don't act like you have to go anywhere. Oh good, now we're okay. Yeah, I have to let you guys go. Oh my God. All right, thanks for coming on man. It was very interesting. Thank you.

Okay, here we go. This better be a good one. Let's see what it, oh, this is the fog I'm worried about. Have you heard about the fog? I've only seen the horror film about it. I like it. Those are parasites and bacteria. Is that true?

This is biological warfare. This is Nuremberg. Nuremberg? Parasites and bacteria. This is Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. And it's February 2025. And this is being sprayed on us in the dark of night. Well, go to the source.

It's being tested by an independent lab out of Naples, Florida, and it's full of parasites and bacteria. And this could very well be why all the TB cases are coming open and... I would go and die and call the police. Yeah, I mean, they're saying they catch it in rainwater. You can turn that off. But they say they do these reports on some of this stuff and they keep finding stuff in this fog and the rain. I'm telling you, if it's like the chem trails,

all these things I read about, if there's any truth to them, people are going to flip out. I'm not even joking. Like not even like, hey, we're mad. It's like, we're gonna merc somebody. If those chemtrails are real, which I keep seeing stuff, which makes me, I kind of believe in them.

There I said it. I kind of believe I'm crazy person. I believe also the earth is square. I'm not even a flat earther. I'm like a new one, octagon. I actually know someone who does not think we landed on the moon. Perfectly normal, not insane adult.

Yeah. Just no way. There's a lot of things about that that are iffy. There's 9-11 stuff. By the way, you can flip me on anything. You show me a 30-second TikTok. I'm like, oh yeah, I'm sold. But some of it's pretty compelling on different things.

Some of it I go, this is horseshit, but there's a couple things out there where I go, I wanna ask questions, what's going on? It's a little too blurry like, hey, this was this way, move it along. And you go, yeah, all your life. Then you go, well, we don't have any way to look into that, we're just told one thing.

So let's go back and look at some stuff. And you go, yeah, they were right. Or you go, I don't know. But did you see the thing where these people saw Bigfoot, like literally in the forest and it's like, fuck, it's Bigfoot. It's this giant hulking whatever cross of a bear and a man or something. And then it ran off and they went up and it was kind of muddy. So they measured Bigfoot and it was like a size nine. That's me. So what does that mean?

They call him Bigfoot. It's not, it's me, they call him medium foot? They call him Bigfoot for a hundred years. They find out he's just the size eight and a half. Is this bit foot? I went a long way for that joke, but I paid really straight. That was a good journey, I don't mind that. I should have said size seven to make it more,

but nine is just a regular average foot, you know. Yeah, you're right. Thanks. When girls, I tell them, they go, hey, they get to my room, they go, you said you were 5'11", I go, I am, they go, why do you have cat stairs to your bed? I go, don't worry about it.

Okay. That's from the old, that's from the last guy that lived here. Cat stairs is fun. I crawl up. I go, they're not cat stairs, she goes, okay, kitty stairs? I go, yeah. Hey, remember anybody out there, if you're on Tinder and you don't like your heights,

just say you're four foot four. And then when the woman comes opens the door and goes, you're a giant. By the way, no one's clicking on that one unfortunately. Well, if you're really charming and funny, you say I'm four foot four. And then when they see you, they go, my God, I loved your personality and you're a giant.

Never try to overrate yourself. By the way, are we going to cut this part out and say that the Lauren thing, do you want to address it or you just want to keep it the way it was? Uh... I don't know. I don't think I landed it that well.

No, I mean, it's just keeping it alive though. I think people are gonna start to understand. So what I was doing, because now this will trend, what I was doing was just, we were talking so much and the world was talking so much about Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively, lovely people, I don't know them,

but I just know them as entertainers. And then Baldini, I don't know his first name. You don't know his last name either. Is his name Baldini? Is it Baldoni? Baldoni, Baldini, Baldini, Baldini. So, um, the obsession with it and the tabloid obsession with got so silly to me that I just pretended that I had texted Lauren right after the 50th.

Um, Lauren, how are you feeling? Baldini's gonna counter Sue. Um, but Lauren, the 50th, what did you think of, uh, Steve Martin's monologue? Um, I think that they're going to lawyer up. I don't think Reynolds wants to settle, you know, so... She was doing script tweaks on the movie. Yeah, this, everyone bit hard on that one.

I thought you were kidding, obviously. And then when I kept seeing articles about it, I go, oh, all we do is talk about stupid things in the show, it's all dumb. I don't know, you know, you can't tell if anything's really trending, but for me, the seriosity, if that's a real word that was taken, it was Deadline, it was New York Post, all online.

It was People Magazine. It was USA Today, and so all online, not saying... But it was really funny to me and I was just hoping that Lorne wasn't like, what the fuck? But I think he immediately would know it was a joke. Because obviously he didn't say it. It did sound kind of ridiculous, but it sounded kind of true also where you go,

maybe, I don't know. But that was, I did like getting... Because usually every week after the show airs, we get some articles about something that we talked about the show. We never know what, it's like, oh, that, that. And that one was, there was a couple of different things, but that one was the most I heard about.

But it was still funny. All right, one more, let's do two more. What, let's not go over an hour. I know we're almost there. All right, Leonardo DiCaprio to star as Evil Knievel in a biopic directed by Damien Giselle. I love this because I think he's great and I love Evil Knievel growing up.

What a stud. I was obsessed with Evil Knievel in the analog days. It'd be Wild World of Sports on Channel 7, and he was gonna jump a Grand Canyon or 50 cars in Vegas, and he would fall. School buses, bobbing, bobbing. He'd come in hungover, and even sometimes he'd say to him, there's no way I can make this, so see you at the hospital,

but I gotta do it. I signed up for it, they're giving me 20 grand or something. And then he does it, and it's like the slow motion wipeout like at Caesar Palace, you're like, oh my God, he breaks a hundred bones. When he's in his little cape outfit and he's revving his motorcycle, like it's a Honda 50. Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom.

Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom. It's like it's screaming. But wasn't, look this up, Greg, there was an Evil Knievel movie. Was it Burt Reynolds or? There was? There was an Evil Knievel movie, I believe. And I don't know who starred in it,

but DiCaprio is always good. So I think he will... Plug him in. Yeah, he's kind of built like, you know, I think it'll be great. And that director's actually... He's La La Land, right? La La Land first man, I think first man on the moon.

He did with... Okay. Here, George Hamilton played Evil Knievel. Okay. I saw that in the theater in the 70s, yeah. I'd see it just because I would be into anything. All right. I guess that's a good show. I guess that's a good show. Sarah Sherman was our guest. Thank you, Sarah.

Thank you, Sarah. David Spade, you can see him everywhere where podcasts are. And springtime for- Fantasy Springs. Fantasy Springs in Palm Springs or India. Yep. All right, bye Dana.

We'll talk later. This has been a presentation of Odyssey Superfly as executive produced by Dana Carvey and David Spade, Jenna Weiss Berman of Odyssey, Heather Santoro and Greg Holtzman. Hope you liked it.