Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade - SUPERFLY #59 - We Won an Award!

Episode Date: March 14, 2025

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Everyone I know is on the road. They always are like, we stayed in Airbnb and that's just a more common thing you hear all the time. Hotels are great, but come on. I mean, when you can just pick everything about it, you want like, here's my hotel today. They didn't even give me my breakfast. Like Airbnb, wake up, whip it up in your kitchen.

Yeah, and get a kitchen, get a pool, whatever you want. And it's all custom and you just go online and you see how it's rated and what people like. And so I guess I'm gonna say it's just freedom. Yeah, listen, you got more space, more privacy. You can be closer to where you wanna be. Yeah, I was staying at really nice hotels that I like in this area that we would go to,

and then we found like a little house. So you kinda had a house, you know? And it was spotlessless and you just drive up and you get the key out of this thing, you go in and there's a bottle of wine and a note and it's just a great experience. Yeah, the people don't have to, I don't think, but they always seem to put little extras in there for you.

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Oh, we got to keep that in. Dana, did you know? Oh, fuck. I know what happened. You don't you don't know where your banana is. God damn it. Look, I know bananas by the way. Banana gate was a big hit last week, but I have better banana. I took pictures of my banana. You know what? I'll send them in. You know what? I'll send them in. So Heather, be ready. Guess what? I'll do it right after. New nickname for you. but put a mince like right here. New nickname for you. Potassium Boy. Potassium Boy, how are you today? I hope I get courts.

What's wrong with Banana Boy? Banana Boy, all right. Potassium Pete. God damn. Potassium, well, because they're full of potassium. Yeah, I know, I know, I know. Okay, that is not even why I eat them. Fun fact alert.

Stallone, when he wanted to seem dumber as Rocky, he wouldn't eat any bananas. And the lack of potassium will kind of lower his IQ. Fun fact. Jesus. But at first he's like, yo, Adrian, how you doing? Then no bananas for a month. Yo, Adrian. No bananas for a month. Yo, Adrian. Hey. Hey. No bananas for two years. Hey, wait a minute.

Yeah. And then he just eat rocks. Can we just say something quickly about Sylvester Stallone? The guy's a genius. He's brilliant. So, anyway, go ahead. Will you, should we show where the movie's staying alive? John Travolta walks out.

I wonder if you're a good one. Where he directs it. Where he's beginning, it's Travolta, it's the sequel. Staying alive, staying alive. And he's in the crowd in New York, you know, the same thing. He doesn't walk like this though. I don't know what that's about, potassium P. He walks like this.

He walks like John Travolta. He walks like a dancer. Yeah, he walks like a dancer. And in the crowd in New York, he bumps into a dude and you turn around and it's so long. Who was the director. He's doing a Hitchcock if you get the reference. And then they say-

He's also, he looks more like he was in Cobra. Cobra. Well, he's always jacked. They had a behind the scenes of BTS I saw, I think on MTV years ago and Travolta in between takes. He's like, no, I'm going down the street like this and I'm bouncing around and then sly hits me and I turn, I don't see his face till the camera comes around. So I think you should change the shot. So long said, you do what you do. I do what I don't see his face till the camera comes around. So I think you should change the shot. So I'm said, you do it, you do, I do what I do. Rubber chicken, capiche. You know what?

This movie needs more Easter eggs. I love a good Easter egg. Yeah, Easter eggs equals, we did it in Greece. More Easter eggs makes for more bucks, so I eat a fucking airplane. Taylor Swift has a lot of Easter eggs in her videos, we have to figure it out later, but that one's more obvious. But I will say, I have a banana that looks like a,

maybe an Ewok face, and I have a banana picture that looks like something else funny. I'm going to put them in and then we'll just pop them in while we talk. Okay. I have a question now. Yeah, go ahead. In the gross meter, when you're going to peel a fruit and a lot of people don't know that an avocado is a piece of fruit. If you open up that avocado and you see dark brown spots, do you kind of, or a banana looks good on the outside, mushy and brown, which one's more grotesque?

Send us your letters. You know, I get this question a lot, Dana. I would say, Yeah, you get these questions. Avocado, I'll cut out the block. I don't care. And a banana, I almost don't care about anything. If I, I really like avocados

and if I get one that's like not quite there, yeah, I don't, it's not good. It goes right in the trash. And I talked to Stallone about that. Cause yeah, if you open the avocado it's got a lot of brown spots. You got to chuck it. Rub it chicken. Capiche.

Some of the old BTS's from Rocky are he'd eat crack open, 12 avocados and then try to slam them down. No, it's 12 eggs. Yeah, they wound up with eggs. Potassium Pete. I got to work on my slow. I used to do a lot better. I got to work on it. I I used to do a lot better. I got to get warmed up with these impressions.

People don't send in your letters. But my Travolta was like this, you know, very much. Dana, this is a good time to bring up how on earth did we win an award last night with this garbage? Based on this last three and a half minutes is what. So anyway, we have an announcement to make. I'll let potassium Pete and or AKA David Spade. What happened David to our podcast? What happened?

Well, apparently there's an I heart award for, they have an award ceremony every year. I think in Austin, Texas, not to be confused with Austin-tacious. They have an award for every, or a lot of types of podcasts. And we were up for, which I don't think for sure I knew, comedy podcast of the year. They have a lot of specific categories.

Yes, newscasters, serious news. Political, comedy, music, lifestyle, whatever. Yeah. Yeah. But only one. We could name those. Yeah. So we were up against some good competition. I think Nikki Glaser, I think. Maybe Rogan, maybe Call Her Daddy. Rogan the goat. Anyway, we won and it's very exciting. Whoops. And we just heard that last night and shockingly,

no not that shockingly, we do a good job I think, but all those are good so it's just sort of the way it is, but I'll take it, I'll take it. Whatever the situation is, I'll take it. Well first of all it's very old school because you would normally auto, audio text me. And I actually, it was like 11 o'clock at night, bomb, bomb, bomb, knock at the door.

And they said, a telegram from Mr. David Spade. So I'm like opening the telegram from you last night. Look, iHot Radio comedy podcast of the year, stop. You and David Spade, congratulations, stop. Stop. I'm telling you, this is the greatest podcast anyone's ever seen. Stop. You are the winner and champion.

Tonight you're on top of the world. Tomorrow you may be nowhere. Stop. And finally I stop. And then I say, so now how do I send this? Do I pay you? Stop. And now I'm like, that wasn't supposed to be part of it.

Well, I just, I love that old fashioned 1920s thing. Telegram from Mr. Dan Agone from Mr. David Hinnies Spade, also known as Potassium Pete. I'm working that one. But anyway, let's move on to the winning. Look, it's always feels good. It is a small deal that's actually a big deal. Because they don't say you won comedy podcast,

they add of the year, which gives it so much gravitas. It sounds so, and the winner of 2024 of a winner of the 2024 podcast of the year is Fly on the Wall. And that's why it seems so big of the year. Well, it's funny at the Oscars, they don't say the best movie of the year.

They just say best movie, right? I think so, and look, we have a lot of- I like comparing it to the Oscars. Sorry, Conan, you killed it. You were great at the Oscars. No, boy. Oh, you're gonna- Happy winners are disgustingly gross in a turn off. And then we're fans of all the people who didn't even get nominated. Shane Gillis, farewell. We're extra giddy today, which is kind of gross. No, are we extra giddy?

We're not taking it that seriously, are we? We're drinking the Kool-Aid. It's so sickening. There's nothing funnier than a bad winter and we probably never win again. Oh, we're sickening. Sorry, Joe Rogan. I will say shout out to Bowen Yang because Bowen Yang and his won the best podcast of the whole year of everybody.

Of just any podcast. Of all categories. Just podcast. Damn. Yeah. He's a, we worked together, friend of the show. I've worked with him over 10 weeks, a great guy. He's fee five fo fum.

I smell an Emmy nomination. I think he's gotten four in a row. Omination. This is one I would tease my friend John Lovitz. Fee five fo fum. Whoops, somebody got a nomination. But it's an N and an M. It's not exactly fitting perfectly.

Are we really giddy, Greg? Or are we just punchy? Yeah, we're sick. I'm just punchy. You're punchy from your long gig you did on the weekend. Right. And your big coffee cup you're trying to lift. God damn. Look at that. Listen, it? And your big coffee cup you're trying to lift. God dang. Look at that.

Listen, it's not a big cup. Doesn't it look big? It does look giant in the frame, but where does it look back here? David, you don't know about ratio or photography. Look, look. I don't. And then I take a sip and it's up here.

How do you have a small cup now? I don't know. But here, look, this spreads around. We have a lot of, look, everybody, all our peers are great. Of course, we're joking around. We're very lucky to get it and it's an honor, but it's all over the world. Like our podcast is in Thailand and all over the world and we have fans. Well, every podcast is all over the world. So there's a gentleman in Japan who I've done before and he's very nice, but he lives, he's a fan in Japan.

He lives in a very active seismic area of Japan. Lot of earthquakes over there I heard. And he got a telegram too. After you telegrammed me, I telegrammed him. And then he's reading it. Oh, fire wall, eye hot. And then an earthquake hits. Happy for us. You know?

Whoa. That doesn't look too bad so far. Then he went back to the telegram. That was more like a tremor, I feel. Uh-oh, it's starting again. Jesus. And then it goes back to telegram. Can we do that?

He's not even... Well, we've done it a hundred times. Yeah, I think we can. We can do it. We're going to. Look, I'll balance it. Don't get our award taken away immediately. Here's a redneck.

By the way, we're still talking about the award is great. Okay, what does red redneck say about it? This is a redneck and it gets an earthquake down in Mississippi. You see, I can't believe Dan and Garnie and David Spudler got the damn best comedy podcast of the year. That's good news, man. That's good news. He's talking to a friend and then all of a sudden, what the mother fuck?

They don't get earthquakes in Mississippi. I like that version. Okay. I like that version. Okay. I could do every nationality, but there's something about a Japanese gentleman in an earthquake. So something about it. I like the people that are listening, like going, you're please still not talking about

this award. Yes, we are. Yes, we are. We're putting bits in between that we, you know. We're screaming at the rooftops. Are we too serious about this? Are we giddy about it? Look, we won the I Heart Company.

Just to reiterate. Company, podcast singer, no one thought we could win it. And we won it. I don't care what anybody says. Sorry. I got it. I like when a best actor or actress will win the award at the Oscars and they go,

and then toward the end of their speech, they go, and to my other fellow nominees, you're so good. Oh my God. You're not the best, but you're so good. You're so close. And there's always next year, and you really do a good job. You're not this, but you're,

that's really good for you. I'll be honest, okay, I'm gonna make a confession. I'd only seen Dune 2. I watched the Oscars, because Conan was so great, but I didn't know. And it was sort of weird when someone's greatest moment superstar, and it's like Barbara Fleek-Woe is now winning for, hi, my name's Barbara Fleek.

I mean, I don't know, I'm Ed Klocknick, and I am the cinematographer. I just didn't know anybody, man, and the names were weird. Makes you feel either old or just out of it where the only one I saw was a Snora. Whoa. That was a little Hollywood minute dig. Now, a Nora, it did take me three times to get through it

because the first half hours like sex and a strip club and all sounds great but I kept going if this is up for best movie like where are we going with this where are we going I think it had too much of a runway to get into it it was just a long ramp up then it got more interesting second half course but best movie of the year I don't know I thought Dune 2 is pretty cool and I'm not really all over those type of movies I thought it was very well know. I thought Dune II was pretty cool and I'm not really all over those type of movies. I thought it was very well done.

I thought it was brilliant. And I'll tell you what, look, here's the deal. You know, it's no one's- Come on, here's the deal. Here's the deal, I'm not kidding around. Come on. There you go. I got to win an Oscar faster than anyone's ever won an Oscar in their life.

The winner goes to Joe Biden. So- Oscar Mayer had a wiener. Oscar Meyer had a wiener dog with mustard and mustard and a good pickles on the dog of the wiener. Thank you, Joe. No, in the, not profound. Look, we have live streaming. We have a billion movies, and it just dilutes the process. It's not anyone's fault. In my day, in the 70s, you would have movie stars that you would never see anywhere except the Oscars.

Nicholson, John Wayne would be there, Burt Lancaster, Cary Grant. Bob Redford. Everybody had seen the movie. Everyone had seen The Godfather, you know? Liz Taylor. Or Alien, or whatever, Liz Taylor. So, it's just a different kind of situation.

And they're not all on fucking Snapchat. Christ, thanks, you know. You can see Robert Redford doing TikTok. What is this? The winner won 2100 people, saw the people, the best picture of the year. I will tell you this. This might be one of our stories, but a Nora. I'm not I'm not making fun of it.

It's pretty good. Did you name it Ignora? Was that your pun? Ignora? Ignora is better than I said. A snora. Oh, Ignora. I didn't see Ignora. Fucking that's hot. I can't believe I topped you.

The king of that stuff. Yeah, I like that one better. Huh? Well, that's it. Oh, I like that one better. What about the Bus Boys expansion? Huh? Well, let's say the Bus Boys expansion. Oh, we do have a young lady in Bus Boys that I flirt with in the movie that had a part in Ignora.

And we can make fun of Ignora because it won, so who cares? But she was great in, there's not many people in Ignora, if you've seen it. There's, it's a small movie, small cast, not that many locations, that's why it was $6 million movie. But the girl that plays the competitive dancer in her club with the red hair is in Busboys.

That's interesting, isn't it? That's interesting. And you know, she's good. I like, I liked that a $6 million movie that's just real and cool. That's interesting, isn't it? That's interesting. I think it is. She's good. I like that a $6 million movie that's just real and cool and I haven't seen it, can win the Oscar. Back in the day, you'd have these $300 million like the Titanic when it's going down. By the way, I don't know why when it was going down and Rose and Jack, DiCaprio and Heather, the woman. Thanks for clearing that up, Kate Winslet.

Kate, so they, as the ship's going down, the billion dollar movie, one of the greatest scenes in the history of film when they ride the ship, they say before that for an hour, they call each other every second by their name. Rose, Rose, this way, Rose. Jack, where? This way.

Come down here, Rose. Rose, Jack, Jack, Rose. You think by two hours into the movie, they would know each other's names. I don't say David every time I talk to you. No, you know what happens when you write a movie, and this is true, this is real. Inside baseball. You go away from a scene, you write it for a couple days, you go to the next scene and you're like,

hey Rose, can we, you forget. And then you realize you almost start every scene with someone saying the other one's name because you don't see it in a row. And then when you see it cut together, you're like, holy shit, no one says, like when I'm with you, I barely call you Dana. It's just, you know what, we just talk.

And in movies, you gotta be careful. You say someone's name sometimes too much. Yeah, yeah. That's the point. And also screenwriters tip from a sometimes actor. I don't like when I read a script and there's just, my character has so many exclamation points. It's like, first thing I do is get rid

of every exclamation point. Hello, exclamation point. How's like, first thing I do is get rid of every exclamation point. Hello, exclamation point. How's it going? Exclamation point. Where you yell in all caps, everything is all caps. All right, let's Kanye this script down a bit. Now, what about this? I saw a rough cut of Titanic and it was temp sound because they didn't have all the money. You did? Seriously? Yeah. Okay, cool. And when the ship was going down, it was an hour of just you hear, blah, blah, blah, blah, because they didn't have all the real noises in yet. Oh, funny.

Yeah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. It was just someone doing that, I guess. But it sounded real. But then they added like screaming later and actual good sounds. Just an insert and a callback to Bo and Yang. One of the ways that I first noticed how funny he was is when he played the iceberg that was hit by the ship from Titanic on the update. That is a tie in.

How do you think I felt? You know, that was just a funny take. It was a good bit. Very good bit. A very good bit. Also throwing back to Anora again, that one of the stories I read over the last week was, it cost 6 million and it was an interesting little tidbit that they spent 18 million on a Oscar push with advertising.

So three times the budget. You know, it's the way the way, I mean, our advertising budget for this show is 27 million I was gonna say $39 we could go one way or the other It's 1 billion a year and that's why winning comedy podcast the year at full circle I Full circle. I was going crazy that day because I always had a gig and I had to send stuff ahead of time. And it's just too hard to put together.

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That's R-A-K-U-t-e-n dot c-a. I will say, and I don't know if we mentioned this earlier about the iHeart award, but we forgot to tell everybody to like vote for it. I don't know if we were a thousand percent aware to say, hey everybody, get on there and click. So that's even more shocking that we would get something. Well, wait a minute, so it was open to just people that

I would imagine. That voted for it. They have so. Wow. I don't know, I don't know how people would vote but we appreciate it. So we are very humbled and it's very nice that we got that. We will maybe stop talking about it now

but I think that's a lie. Well, no, I just heard, oh, we're getting in a message. Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. I don't think it was a voting thing, more like an Academy, I think. But here's your chosen for CUNY performance, huh? Hmm? But wait, all the public is able to vote.

Hold. Hold on, we'll come back to this. Put a pic. AI. By the way, I'm a fan of Bobby Kennedy Jr. because he's a shit-disturber. And he looks cool. You watch him, you know, he walks into that chamber. He's a Kennedy. You know, he comes from that vibe. He's all tan. And he's ripped. And he has dystonia, which my brother has on his hand. It's just a rigidity in his vocal cords. And his voice is pretty cool. I think big pharma, big pharma and the pharmaceutical companies in the big egg are poisoning our children. And I figure why not get an AI JFK so that translates. I'll use

AI JFK. Commencing AI JFK. The big agriculture and the big farmers, they are indeed poisoning our children. We criticize and we ask questions, not because it's easy, but because it's hard. Just a thought. I like it. Yeah. What about that his voice sometimes... The funniest thing is in the middle of that, you gave yourself a thumbs down and you accidentally... I don't know why my thing was... I don't know. Look, these bids aren't worked out. And I just thought, I just like these non-status quo dudes like Bobby Kittington. And I heard him on Rogan for three hours.

And then I kind of got his whole thing. You know, people say his voice is a bit irritating, which is rude because it's an affliction. But he said if he did get this new appointment that he would, instead of giving speeches, he would set up a group chat with America. And then it would be less irritable. He would just talk and then we could all look

and listen to it. I don't. That's another bit. And it didn't seem to do that great, but that's funny. Some of these are undercooked. No, no, I was just thinking. I know that's funny. I thought it sounded, you played it so straight. I thought, oh, group chat, you know.

I know, group chat sounds funny. He gets on WhatsApp. Join me on WhatsApp. But it doesn't really bother me. I think he does very well with it and you get used to it. Let me go with AIJFK. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do Okay. We ran. Well, I love doing jam carry. You tweaked it up.

You know where that reference is? We don't do it easy. Because it's easy because it's hard. Yeah, that's from some famous speech. We need to go to the moon before the end of this decade. We don't do it because it's easy. We do it because it's, you finish it. We don't fake the landing because it's easy.

We fake it because it's hard. We pretend to go to the moon, not because it's easy because it takes technical difficulties. It's hard. We have actors, we have sets and props. We don't actually go to the moon, but we pretend that we go to the moon. That's Capricorn 10, I think. I don't know. All right, here we go. I love Capricorn. I heart. I so I heart is giving. Okay. Podcast winners in each category will be determined by a panel of blue ribbon podcast industry leaders, creatives and visionaries. I'm all three of those things. Each year, podcast fans help decide. At least that's what it

says on my LinkedIn. Decide the winner. Oh, okay. They vote online. Okay. I heart podcast towards it. All right. I just want to thank thank you for voting. Now we have a whole new thing. I just can't believe that people.

Okay. I'm doing Mark Pitta, by the way. Should we get to the headlines or do we have any or do you have any more stories? I'm working on Elon Musk and I don't really have it, but the fact that he talks very soft and lilting. And I think it's funny when Trump is sitting next to him and the tie is really long and Trump's just sitting listening to Elon. And the tie is touching the ground.

Elon goes on for five minutes. And so we can't afford it. The government is spending too much money. If we get the government spending down, the inflation will come down. And then they go, Mr. President, Trump goes, what he said, government is spending too much money. If we get the government spending down, the inflation will come down. And then they go, Mr. President, Trump goes, what he said, what he said, he's a smart cookie, he's a smart cookie, he's a tough cookie,

he's a tough cookie, he's a sweet cookie, he's a cookie crumble, he's a cookie monster, he's a chip so ho, he's a Lorna Doon, remember Lorna Doon, everybody loves Lorna Doon. So that's my little, ba-da-ba-da-ba. I like that. That's your cookie run. It's a good one. These are things I share on the podcast. Now that all these people voted for us, just as embryonic beginnings, I want them to come out on our podcast first and then later on talk shows. You know? Yeah. So. Okay, anything about your gig on the weekend or no?

I played a recreational vehicle park in Arizona. It's called cobs RV park, and it was thousands of RVs and little houses. We got the best shitters in the greater Arizona area. houses. We got the best shitters in the greater Arizona area. By the way, the native son of Arizona has won David potassium Pete Spade. So you came up, but yeah, here's the thing about that. They had like a theater, a couple thousand people. They were the nicest audience. It was 55 and up and they were the nicest, coolest audience. Tons of energy. So don't judge an RV park by its size. I didn't.

But you were a little- The winner, they would auction off an arrowhead. You know, when I'm Arizona, we'd always find arrowheads in the ground. Oh, that's kind of hip from the Native American population. That we took over, yeah, I guess, or whatever. Stole it more like. They used to hang out there. That's how I softened it a bit. Yeah, they would always be buzzing around there.

Well, that's kind of my shtick. Why don't you, why don't let's do things. I don't have any shticks about my week. I don't know, really. Where'd you play? What are you guys doing on Saturday? What are you doing on Saturday? What are you doing on Saturday? Oh, that's right. What are you doing on Saturday?

Oh, this Saturday we're going to Fantasy Springs. Tomorrow night, Fantasy Springs. Palm Springs tomorrow. Well, it's actually closer to Indio, not that anybody's counting, but it's near Palm Springs. You know, they're doing the Indian Wells tennis tournament. I wonder if it's on purpose that we're there during that. Huh, interesting. Well, it was the combine when we were playing Indianapolis. So maybe they're just booking sporting events and different things, kind of knowing it would boost our ticket sales. Because I was talking to Theo about maybe doing a show night before UFC events in cities because

we have similar crowd, you know? And sometimes people get in the night before, events in cities because we have similar crowd, you know? And sometimes people get in the night before, there's nothing to do. But that's similar. That's, whatever, it'll be fun. Fantasy Springs, it's a pretty big room, so we're excited to play it. And we hope to see there.

And we will report on it next week. Hold on, commencing JFK interface for David's Bay. Do do do do do do do do. We are playing Fantasy Springs Casino and we feel that it's going to be a good show. We'd love to all see you there. We don't do it because it's easy, we do it because it's.

Yeah, we don't drive all the way to Palm Springs because it's easy. We do it because it's. Yeah. We don't drive all the way to Palm Springs because it's easy. We do it because it's a long way. But we will do it and bring the show hard. And we will do sets of comedy. Then we will come out together, take questions and answers from the crowd. DC scene, JFK interface. I'm not gonna show the crowd my wiener because it's easy.

I'm gonna, oh, you get it.iener because it's easy. I'm going to show you. You get it. Okay. That's so bad. It's brilliant. First story. Ex-Olympic snowboarder Ryan Wedding among FBI's 10 most wanted for alleged role. This guy's Olympic snowboarder, Heather. He's tied into a $1 billion,

he runs a billion dollar cocaine ring, unless he got merked. Did anything happen to him? I don't know, I mean. Have you heard the story, Dana? He was in the Olympics. I did see it, and you know what? Most Olympic, I'm not forgiving what he's decided

to make money at, but. Oh, you're forgiving him, okay. Most Olympic athletes don't make that much money. A few do, so I'm not sure. Exactly, exactly. I would be getting into this field. Olympics are tough because I love them, but it's grueling all day training, all your life. That's all you know for maybe a 10 second run.

And if you don't do it perfectly, where are you? Do you do it four more years to the next Olympics? And what do you really, really, really get? Because afterwards, maybe you are, if you win the gold, maybe you're a coach. Maybe you go, where do you go? Because you've spent all your time, not in school, your training to be the best of the best,

which is a huge achievement. But after that, where is a huge payoff? It's like vets coming back. It's like you do it for your country, whatever country. You come back and some countries really treat you well and some treat you medium. I'm not saying we don't. I'm saying America, I love Olympic athletes.

I think it's great, but I want them to have more rewards going on in the future because it's a tough gig. Yeah. I mean, for track and field, it's the most popular sport in the world for like a week every four years, but there's still the diamond league and other things. But yeah, the drama of it for us is so intense. It's fun for the crowd, yeah. And then everyone knows that injuries or whatever there,

they may not be there in four years. It's very hard to make the American track and field team. And this year, the winner was the closest of all time. 0.0003, one hundreds of a second in the a hundred meter dash. No, a Lyles just literally like that. So yeah, it makes it very dramatic. But I don't know, most of them don't make a lot of money in track and field. Not like a baseball or basketball player. He averages two points a game and grabs a rebound. He plays six minutes a game, just signed a $78 million contract. but all good for athletes to get paid.

That's cause the NBA is really well run. Is there no salary cap or something in the NBA? There's so much money. There is kind of rules like that, but they get well paid. And you know, in the NFL, most players play four years and get out and run a car dealership. They're not all Travis Kelsey. They don't all sort of cocaine cartel like this guy. Well, that guy, yeah, get out of that

and get back to snowboarding, bitch. Okay, that's a good lesson. I don't know if he's busted or I guess he's not. Well, I don't know why he went into cocaine, but he spent his life around white powder. So could be a connection there. I do think it comes hand in hand. Kevin Eelin has such a great joke about that.

Okay. All right, what's the next story? You'll have to go to Kevin and watch. Yeah. GOP outrage after trans singer. This is your Bernie impression, but there's some vulgar lyrics at one of his rallies, which I don't think he saw coming.

Oh. Have you heard the lyrics? They're too rough to even read here. Oh, oh. And this is Court of Attacking Trump or something. Does your God have a big fat D word because it feels like he's effing me. Does he shoot wads of honey and see? Don't even read it. me. Does he shout, shoot wads of honey and see it while I'm editing it for the kids.

There's a huge under 10, under 10 fan base. Yeah. Wow. I wonder what you grace. He thanked grace after. Thank you, grace. So she gets booed off. He covers for it. She has the voice of an angel, the voice of an angel. Let's play it again. The voice of an angel. I'm Bernie Sanders and the millionaires and the billionaires are doing something. All right, we'll get off the story. It's grosser than I thought. I got to do my Bernie. I like when you go, she's got the voice of an angel. The voice of an angel!

Okay, here we go. We're back to SNL fun. How much does an episode of SNL cost? Do you want to guess, Dana? Do you know? I would say three million dollars. Three million? Jesus Christ. A simple episode of SNL costs way more than you think and that could be a problem when Lorne Michaels leaves. The average SNL episode has about 10 sketches and two musical performances. There are currently 17 cast members total and 300 people in the credits each week.

So how much do you think all that costs? A single episode of SNL costs four million dollars to make. Which comes out to about a hundred million dollars a season. It turns out making 80 wigs, 150 costumes, a dozen sets each week, not to mention Lauren's high fee and all the other 300 salaries adds up. But here's the thing, according to Vulture, SNL is still very valuable to NBC. It remains the highest rated entertainment show on network television in the 18 to 49 demo. The only broadcast that get better ratings are live sports. And because it's a legacy brand, NBC can charge a lot for its ads and sponsorship deals. But on a recent episode of the town podcast, industry insider Matt Bellany speculated

that Lorne Michaels himself is holding the line on the show's budget because quote, everyone is afraid of Lorne Michaels and that once he leaves, the budget is going to get slashed. Bellany quoted a prominent producer in this space who believes a million dollars can be cut from each episode and that viewers wouldn't even know the difference. But one has to wonder if those cuts would significantly change the show. I don't worry about SNL without Lorne because I think there

are a lot of capable people who could run it, but budget cuts could hollow the show out from the inside. Huh. Four million. I said- How much does a host get? Three. No, five thousand usually. Five thousand is it? It's just an honorarium because it's like you get paid for the exposure and a cast member you get paid for the exposure. But those sets, you know, and 300 people, the crew and all the different departments. Everybody's union and the just how about the real estate to be in Rockefeller Plaza with taking over all those floors and studios? And there's a reason there's not a lot of SNLs around. It's so freaking hard.

And the hair department, I mean, it's so nerve wracking because everything is last minute and then you have to be top notch with a wig and a look. And, um, you know, it's just, And they have to be top notch with a wig and a look and you know it's just And they have to have everything at their fingertips like if you say I need this for this sketch and they can't leave the building a lot of times obviously they have to but sometimes they dig in the back and find something a prop, a wig, a piece of wardrobe. They put it all together under extraordinary pressure. And one cast member, I won't say who, just went to a local church and sort of prayed during the dinner time and then

came back to do the show. So the pressure is so extreme. The fact that it's live, like that's what I love about it. For me, if a sketch isn't working, I find that interesting and kind of funny. I'm not rooting for it, but you're getting to see something not work quite the way they want. And believe me, I've been in a few of those turkeys. So I know what I'm talking about. I've been in a couple. Is it sure?

When you're in the sketch, you're like, what's going on? Why is this not work? What's, and it's so horrible to try to finish it. And then you run off grabbing the other guy going, what happened? But you're already running into the next one. Well, the worst is if you do the dress show and it kind of works, you come out of 8H and there's a page desk and all the people kind of hanging

out right as you come out of 8H in your costume, your makeup, the dress show, you come out, first time they've seen it full tilt. So they're, hey, and if the air show's not as good, you come out, huh? Well, and they kind of look down, check their phone. Actually, to get from the home base to the page desk through the doors is probably 15 seconds. So you're hot off the presses of being in front of millions of people. And then you walk right out and you're still like kind of flying high on adrenaline.

And it's fun to see everyone high five or do something or say good job, especially if it worked. And then when it doesn't, it's the other way, sick move. When you're in the cold opening, the only time the studio is quiet, but everyone's ready to move. And I'm coming off the stage

and I was going to just walk down the front steps off the main stage but I decided last minute to jump and as I was just jumping there was a guy with a trolley coming toward me and I thought fuck I may land on this moving trolley and break my back know, but I didn't. Sorry, I was a little, I was springy for my age. I jumped further than you thought. Whoops. Heather was really into that story,

and then it ended with nothing. Well, I just, I athletically. In summary, nothing happened. I leaped, yeah, nothing happened. But for a second, in my head, Iaped. Yeah, nothing happened. You were like this. In my head, I thought, holy shitski. And then I said, up, up and away. And I jumped.

But still, my point is you can really fall and get hit by cameras and everything's crazy. I mean, once they say they're out at commercial, meaning you're still on camera, the light goes off from red. They go, now you've got two minutes for next sketch. Everybody bolts. And so they're pushing props in,

waiting for that millisecond and they go. Cause that New York sketch we did with Pete and John Mulaney, we could not get it right. We kept running off while they pushed in tables and we were running into them and they kept going, cut, Spade, you guys go this way, they're coming this way. Guy ram into them again. They're like, you don't get it.

What are you doing? And they pushed the hot dog vendor out, push us in. They put steam in the hot dogs, fake steam. And we just kept going, we're so dumb. And the first AD is so tough. He's like a Marine. Chris, he's great, he's funny, but he really, he, he rules that area because he, he's responsible for safety.

Doors open and they're opening doors for a sketch doors closed guys. You gotta go faster. You gotta go fast. Let's do it again. Yeah. Doors open, close. So he has to run a tight ship. He's the one who says we were a full hazard.

He knew we were all idiots. Yeah. He says five seconds for people who watch the show. Oh, he's the one that goes five seconds, which was started by Joe Disco, but he doesn't believe it. Disco. Just anyway, Joe, Joe Dix. Yeah. You know, the, you know, the great, the great, the guy, yeah, started that I believe. And Chris does a great job of it. And I'm sitting there and every time he goes, five seconds, I can tell by the audience if it's going to be rocking or not. The way they respond to that. If they laugh, yeah. Yeah. Okay, next one. Spade is feisty. Lots of energy. I do have energy and I do tell you Dana, I'm running around all day doing lots of nothing

but I do a lot of it. And I do showbiz stuff. I'm your typical showbiz phony. You are busy. Yeah. What I do sometimes is I do eat a lot because I have a little bit of low blood sugar. You eat consistently. I do, that's a fair statement.

And I think people should anyway, but this Hewl is a sponsor of ours. And so I didn't have it, but I got it, you know, because they're a new sponsor. And then I grabbed it on the way out one day because sometimes I just don't wanna eat a full meal. I don't wanna eat even a potion bar. You're busy.

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I think, but they have, yeah, Heather says yes. So it's great. I mean, I think if you're busy and you need a balanced meal and you got to start to travel, go drive, this is the go-to, the Huell Black Edition. Yeah, there's no cooking. There's no heating it up. No, no. You know, you get a little hang. It just, it sort of evens me out. Just go, go, go. And then I do my jumping jacks or whatever I do. This is you having Huell Black Edition. Oh, thanks Heather.

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Going on a first date. There's officially a new trend where women are completely coating themselves with full body glitter before first dates. Why? For the express purpose of outing taken or married men who may be going to another woman. They're calling it divorce dust. Apparently in a world where not everyone has joined their local are we dating the same guy group women felt the need to get a little bit more creative and apparently it's working allowing glitter to truly live up to its scientific

name the herpes of crafts. One woman says, that's actually how I caught my ex-husband cheating. I don't wear glitter, but the other girl did. I knew immediately. So glitter's hard to get. I mean, I didn't tell if I'm just a really or have a super artistic husband.

You know, I will tell you. But that would not be enough of a smoking gun. Yeah. In the old days, if I'd go to a strip club, also known as a dance club or go see the peelers, where they peel their clothes off. If you go to the peelers and they have glitter on, my friend would say, I would take my shirt and put it at the bottom of the hamper because it's got to get blended in and get the glitter off because that's the first side of trouble and so that's probably an interesting scheme-y way to

find out if some guy's married and if they are that's shitty so hey listen every trick in the book whatever it takes. I don't know who the new James Bond, what? If it's a way, if guys aren't coming out and being honest, it is a way to find out. I do like flushing them out of the brush because you get them caught. So it's their fault. So he touches the woman who's covered in glitter, it gets all over him, then he goes home to his wife.

Hi honey, she sees the glitter and all hell breaks loose. And they're like, Dana wore a lot of glitter today. I just kind of rubbed up against him. Sometimes, and some husbands in Washington, DC, they will get glittered up and they know it's a problem. So they hire Senator John Kennedy to come in and sort of defend them to the wife. Now you- That's a good setup. We went around a long way.

We got there. I love it. You are accusing your husband. Let me get, let me make sure I get it right here. Get my notes here. My notes. You are accusing your husbands of infidelity because of some glitter. Have you ever heard of a Five and Dimes store? They sell glitter, don't they? And that is where your husband gets

your words. Just simple yes or no. Simple yes or no. Your words, not mine. No, there's extra. I don't know. I just threw him in. I think Johnny Carson comes home to his wife, 1972.

Oh, sorry, Joni. I didn't know I had glitter on me. Ed McMahon had a vomitorium drink and boo boo boo. He had a vom or a twished. I told you earlier, I was in the, uh, we had a pinata full of glitter today to celebrate our one millionth episode. I, I'm sure it's in your eye Cal. I will say this.

They should use it in combat because you, comes down the glitter at some award or somewhere, you can never get all of it out. It is amazing. See, that's what they're counting on. So I give kudos to those women for, and you know, how about not dating losers? Just a question mark. Yeah, how about not dating married guys? But the married guys don't say it in fairness.

And also, if you pick up your date She's covering glitter. You just go. Okay, we're just gonna do fist bumps tonight All right. Let's move on even though this is Glitter was also the name of a Mariah Carey movie. I don't know if you remember you should go home and say this is okay Go ahead. Listen, we covered politics. We cover we do everything here. Yeah here. Sports, SNL, and now here's science. Doctors look inside your head with these new glasses. In real time, wow. Detailed images of your brain, wow.

I can read that. This system increases the precision of brain tumor removal. Whoa. Whoa. I love it. I mean, you know, cause I came from- So weird. Remember Star Trek?

Brrrr. Yes, I'm pretty young, but I do remember. I've heard about it. Bones, the doctor would just have a thing and make a sound anyway, but- Bones. Brrrr. I can't believe you can see in her brain. Bones, bones. I can't believe your temperature is 98.6. Jim. That's normal. She has a cerebral border hemorrhaging. The future arrives in slow motion and

all at once and I can't believe it. Otherwise hands went. You can hop Spock. You can operate on my brain. Just make sure I can still think about the strip club. Oh, we won't be touching that part of your brain, sir. I watched William Shatner last night in deep space nine. They did a mashup and they put it. You did?

William Shatner from the sixties in Star Trek was in the future at Deep Space Nine and I couldn't believe it. He was great. I love that guy, man. Can we have William Shatner back on our podcast? We had him on a fly on the wall. What did you say, Heather? What did you say, Heather? Put it on superfly so you can have video. Oh yeah. He's on fly on the wall, a subsidiary of fly on the wall. He's probably the most curious guest we ever had. Like he initially.

I'm curious. Do you guys feel the need to be on all the time? That was the first thing he thought of. I have the need, the need for speed. Was that fast? I believe what you, he said the script was kind of stilted and boring, so you had to make all his lines,

so that's why he would pivot and talk like that. Well, back to seven. Trying to zhuzh it up, I like that. This rhythm, and it was genius. You just can't ever, you know, it was great. And Leonard Nimoy, I mean, come on. Leonard Nimoy? Nimoy.

Nimoy, I haven't heard that. Okay, correct. Anymore? We should wrap it up. You can see when blindfolded. Oh, is this autistic kids, Heather, you think? Hmm. We, they're able to play ping pong, ride a bike. I mean insane pong.

That they're smarter. Is that because of frequency is being able to feel it? They have more senses. It's several techniques being used. Different groups use different techniques, but they all get to the same result. Yellow, blue, yellow, point.

Is it autistic kids or kids with? It's scientifically measuring. Maybe it's just kids with light inside the mask to show that there's zero light. So technically, that's the fuck around and find out. Basically, you're asking your brain to control your vision. Well, actually, you don't see with your eyes. You see with your brain. Okay. It's your vision. Well, actually you don't see with your eyes. You see with your brain. Really?

Yes, it's your brain. I see with my hands, Hong Kong. It's like the optical lens. Wow. But actually vision is controlled by the brain. That's me at the combine. So if there is no light, technically you're not supposed to see because there's no reflection on objects.

And yet, uh, with that training, you can see completely without your eyes in the dark. So this is just, you can take regular people and try to get the, I don't know about that. I feel like I'd fail that class. Blindfold them. And somehow this device allows them to roller skate or jump around and they can see with their brain, not with their eyes.

When people pick something up that's mine, I go, see with your eyes, not your hands. So that's Well, if you guys saw the long version and then she finally toward the end, they can see with their brain, but sometimes you get really stupid people, like really dumb, and we have them see with their brains and they get hurt immediately So you have to have a certain basic IQ level for the device to work, but some people are just just Morons, I mean they are really really stupid. So I'm glad we didn't show that part Here's a clever thing. You can say if you're a kid and you're on the playground. It's a little thinky but

Clever thing you can say if you're a kid and you're on the playground. It's a little thinky, but when people say, they take your, they go, oh, that's cool. Can I see it? And you pull back and you first, you say, see with your eyes, not your hands. That's a good one for kids. And then you see, then you go, oh, there's no C in it.

It's all dry land. C-S-E-A. I like that. Isn't that great? Here's a playground favorite, and I'm sure CSEA. I like that. Isn't that great? Here's a playground favorite, and I'm sure you used it. Someone says, hey, Dana, you're stupid. I know you are, but what am I?

That frustrates the shit out of little kids. Try it, David. They should still use that. David, you can't see very well. I know, because I'm rubber and you're glue. Whatever you say to me bounces back and sticks on you. I thought you were going to say, I know you are, but what am I? I know, I forgot that one.

I went to a new advanced one. No, those are the classics. Heather? I know you are, but what am I? There you go, she got it. She knows her cue. Today kids are more sensitive into psychology. They'd say, I know I am, and you're not,

and start to cry. So it's a different kind of ability. I know I am. My dad left me when I was four. That's what I usually would say. And then one would be like, oh boy, this song and dance again? Did you get an enforcer as a kid?

No, I wish. I would always make best friends. Like in fourth grade, Steve Lee was the biggest, strongest kid. So I said, he's gonna be my new best friend. And then he was my enforcer. So if someone tried to bully me, I'd go, talk to the Steve. I'm eight.

I'd go, hey, you're big and dumb. I'm not that a Steve. I'm, I'm. I go, hey, you're big and dumb. I'm Dave. Will you be my bully enforcer? I got picked on all the time. It was horrible. They'd be mad at you cause you were smart. What are you going to do when the chess championship, you're going to win the spelling bee spade?

Is that your plan? You know, right? They go, how's reading 47 books the most in the school when you were in fifth grade? And They go, how's reading 47 books the most in the school when you were in fifth grade? And I go, it's fine. And they go, ooh, I didn't see that coming. I was good at dodge ball. I'm telling you, I was good at dodge ball.

I was good at all of it. I couldn't do tether ball. That was a heighth orientated, but dodge ball, I was a speed demon. Tether ball is overrated. Okay, is there any more? Or should we wrap it up? I have to go into Happy Madison today.

Okay. Okay. Just, oh, this might be fun for you, Dana. You can be Gene Simmons' roadie for a day and it's only $12,500. So you pay $12,500. So you pay $12,500. So you pay. You pay it.

Gene Simmons is a brilliant businessman. I'm gonna- Why don't we get a roadie for Superfly? I'm gonna get this for you for Christmas. Maybe we'll do online, we'll ask on YouTube who would pay the most to fly here and sit with Heather and you could laugh at all our jokes that most aren't funny at all.

Not bad. Heather's laughed at three today, three out of 1000. Not great, that's not gonna give me all-star game with that. And how many times did she nod off? How many times did she nod off today? I don't see her. Sometimes I look, sometimes she's smiling and sometimes she's just literally drifting off.

But you can't help it, it's an hour. The camera tilted once and I saw her just peeking out of a sleeping bag, looking at you and then she zipped herself in. That you're tilted. I think Greg cut that part out, but Heather was like, oh my God, how do I get away? Last week when she was sick, she was sitting on the floor leaning against the chair half lying on the floor. But she showed up.

She's tough. Are you all good now, Heather? She's close. We talked about this morning. She's pretty close. There's a lingering fatigue and a little bit of a cough. That's what happened to me. You had it too, Dana.

That's why I missed the 50th. Right. And you were missed at the 50th. We need to have the heavy hitters there. But I won't be at the 60th. I won't be at the 60th. I'm waiting till the 100th. Why won't you be at the 60th?

Were you saying you won't go or you will go? I will be at the 60th. Okay, good. I guarantee. Here's John Lovitz. Hey, Lorne, am I in the 60th? Should I book my flight? I don't know.

We don't know yet. We're going to do a smash cut. You're going to be in a Toys R Us on the unicycle and you won't really know why you're there. And you'll say I'm not really mad. I just want to know why I'm here. That's what I did last time. You're going to get out. You're going to be playing with Tinker Toys, you know, Tinker Toys, and you're going to build an image that will look like me. Is there a Tinker Toys? That's not bad. What's up? Yo, I'm fucking Tinker Toys.

You can't tell who's a rapper anymore. It used to be the, you know, Shambuzy is this great country, Western. I ironically is a teetotaler, but Shambuzy. Oh, his name is Sham Wowsie. No, and he's he was the sweetest, sweetest Shabuzy was such a stud. Yeah. Yeah. He was very nice. He is a stud and he's got this great country Western. We should, you know, we need monikers. We need nicknames. We're just Dana and David. We should be something else.

I'm going to call you Scuzzy what? Scuzzy was he was a bear. Scuzzy what? With a question mark. No, my name's um, Pump Fake. Hmm. My name is Pump Fake. Hmm. My name is Lemon Meringue. Oh boy. All right, listen.

I have to go to a press conference about the I Heart Awards. It all comes back. I've got a citation 10 waiting for me to go down and get the actual award and bring it back. And I'll get the original, we'll get you a copy. No, but anyone who listens to us, thank you. Cause it keeps the lights on most of the time.

Thank you. The fact that we won anything is shocking. Anyway, I appreciate it and thanks for tuning in. Any comments in the YouTube, we read them. Maybe I'll read some on the air next week just so we can get some feedback. I get some feedback because I don't know about my little shtick today if it was really landing. Okay, vote on that. Remember, it's rough drafts.

It's undercooked, yes. Undercooked. I'm fishing when I do this podcast. And then if I see the reaction, I'll go more. If I see another kind of reaction, I'll laugh. No, I just do. I'll see if you get a little nibble on the line. Yeah.

Okay, thanks everybody. This has been a presentation of Odyssey Superfly as executive produced by Dana Carvey and David Spade, Jenna Weiss Berman of Odyssey, Heather Santoro and Greg Holtzman. Hope you liked it. Ooh.