Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade - SUPERFLY - Miley as Joe Dirt's Sister?

Episode Date: February 9, 2024

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It's not rain. It's so flippy. Look at that, though, Dana. Well, first of all, I got distracted because you said rain. I don't understand. You mean the atmospheric river? Rain is kind of so 2013. You know what? No one cares when they have weather porn. Rain gets no views. You have to say atmospheric, cloudburst or river or oceanic. Yes. Let's go for a drive. I hear places are flooding. Pineapple Express. I'm getting inside, bitch. that's what it is that's pineapple

express I know so anyway my hair look at this side Dana I claim and I will go to the wall that's saying this is still blonde and it's fucking gray that hair it's so smooth today god dang welcome I used my Zoom like a mirror. Your hair's gonna turn a lot blonder as your seventh decade approaches. Fuck off. Listen, here's the deal, Dana. We have the laughers in the garage this time

and I think it helps. But they're only gonna laugh at the quality stuff. The professional laughers union sent us a nasty email. What are you doing? Do they have a break? Do they have a do's and do they have beverages? So we created a nice environment. They're in a secured location.

And they're not laughing because they're paid to. They're laughing because they find it funny, right? That's the dream. I don't know. Is that what it is? You know, I have to tell you, Dana, this is our second podcast and when I heard what we were getting for the podcast, I thought it was one episode. And then I realized we have two and then I realized we have a whole season. So it's not as much as I thought actually. Right. We have a very good parent company. It went through bankruptcy and it's really good. That might get trimmed. Let's hear about your weekend, Dana.

I rarely have these Zoom stand updates for a company. Oh, interesting. But I had one late last night. I went on it like 11 o'clock. But I had one late last night. I went on it like 11 o'clock. So I'm standing in this room. Did you really go that late? Yeah, yeah. Standing in this room like this, I'm standing up.

What's up? I can't see or hear anybody. And I'm just doing jokes and stand up for like a half hour. Fuck. Yeah. God, I think I did one of those and it's tough. Comedy waterboarding. Actually, I had the CEO.

Yeah, it's like you're drowning, you can't see anything. I had the CEO prompt me and he was great and kind of a cheerleader. Let's go, everybody! Come on, that's funny! You know? They, I shit you not. Oh, he made his constituents laugh, Yeah. Yeah. And dance and sing,

a lot of energy because they were going to get dinner after me. And it was like 11 o'clock at night. So between a nice cocktail and a roast beef sandwich was me with my shenanigans, but I still crushed. Sometimes at the end of a corporate gig, they go, after your eight hour meeting, uh, before you go get food, everyone's like, and they go, we have a surprise. They go, oh, no, no, no, no, no. They go, David Spade. And I come out, yeah, that, that, that, that. And they go, fuck, they're counting on the seconds till they get their beef stew. And they were like, Oh, when you do these gigs,

do you do impressions or straight standup? Oh, don't, I just, no. Impressions are the best, quick and fast. I just did a quick, I started with Biden because the border's all the rage now. Everyone's crazy for the border. So I did Biden three years ago and he's at a press conference, you know.

Mr. President, do you have any idea of how you're going to handle the crisis at the border? And Biden's like, first of all, let's get our facts straight. There's no crisis at the border. Come on. And he goes, how do you know, sir? He goes, because it says sell on the piece of paper. Come on.

They just handed me. It says on the paper, it says on the paper right there. I closed it. And then, recently, everyone wants to close the border. Everyone's screaming. Biden's up there. I'll close the border harder than anyone's ever closed the border I'm not a closed border come on Jack, but the press is like but last time get your facts straight I'll beat you the hell out of you. We have dog paced funny shoulder. Come on

Let's do some push-ups. I'll close the border like nobody's ever closed it the bread the border the border patrol the board border Can't believe it's not butter. That's a good ending. I got triple locked, throw away the key. And now I do Hunter is the only one who can understand his dad totally all the time. Hey dad, what's up? I saw this guy was supposed to. Yeah, well good dinner with you in time.

How about I saw this guy said? Six thirty. I saw this guy said, but not. Seven it is dad, I'll see you in time. Five, six, six, six, six, thirty. So it's time to sit by the. Seven it is, dad. I'll see you then. Don't get mad. Now I'm doing cheesecake factory. We ate that. We ate there last night. They could say Hunter is an interpreter, and it would probably make more sense

to give him money. Yes. I like Hunter. I have to say there. There's something about him. I don't think anyone's having more fun on the planet based on the videos and stuff. He's always just got a G string, a whip, he's naked. He just seems to really be killing it on the planet. I mean he has a lot of fun. I know. I look at that and I'm like, I never put ice cream on my wiener. What am I doing wrong? This guy's living life.

And he's got girls naked everywhere and he's just always in his underpants. I'm going, when does he get time to do art? How did you notice ice cream on the wiener? I don't know how many times you've seen these videos, but I'll be a politician. You have to slow it down, yeah. Yeah.

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with iGaming Ontario. So my weekend wasn't as fun. I did fly. I did a gig, I'm on tour. So I did fly, but it was the first time on a 737 that they recalled from the Alaska flight. And you know, Dana, I looked up, which made me nervous, because, I looked up, which made me nervous,

because when I looked up the flight, when that door flew off, these people were dead silent. There's a video, everyone just quiet. I don't think I could contain it. First of all, the noise of my diarrhea flying out the window would have been a little noisy. But also I think that's free rain to wail

on your call button in that situation. Bung, bung, bung, bung, bung. Hey, I don't want to be a pest. Was there a door when I got on? Because I don't even look anymore, but I'm just, it's usually just given that there is a huge door that shut. And then the people on the way back, they said they didn't even know what was happening. It was just so windy.

They're like, this fucking bl blow or is it still going? There's my necklace. There's my baby. God damn turn it off So when I get on now, I just take it I think I recommend everyone have a little tire gun You can get them on Sky Mall and then you go in right and then when no one's looking you just walk by the door and feel a bit go And then when no one's looking, you just walk by the door and feel a bit and go, Br voice of the complaining person. Excuse me, can we just, it was like a little- Because it's so quiet, they're whispering, they're like,

and can I get a diet coke? Let me see, thanks. Yeah, everything goes right out. I always assume the door's gonna fly open. I always assume we're going to crash. So if it flew open, I'd be like, yep, got it. Yeah. Me and Dennis Miller were the worst flyers. The worst flyers ever, me and Dennis Miller. I'd be like, Christ, thanks. The door's gone, Carv. All right. I guess we didn't pay enough

for a Bob's burgers and planes is not going to secure the apparatus between us and the upper Atmosphere. All right, just made that up Here's the thing they found out later David Spade. Yeah That they didn't tighten the bolts They got all the planes all the 737 maxes from Boeing and checked them the bolts weren't tightened So somewhere there were mechanics, there was a guy at edgy, tightened the bolt. Yeah, I tightened it.

Did you go righty, tidy, lefty, loosey? No sir, it's lefty, tidy, righty, loosey. Oh my goodness, clam, get back on them bolts! Right, it doesn't rhyme, that's the wrong one. I did it with. Right. It didn't rhyme. That's the wrong one. I did it with his flathead. I'm gonna start doing it. It's

like we have a we have a question from the Laugh Squad. What is it? Would you rather have the door off the plane or the diarrhea? Oh, would you rather have the door fly off the plane or have that woman at diarrhea it was coming down the aisle? Oh, I'd much rather have the door fly off or in the wings fall off. I don't play.

Papa don't play diarrhea exploding on a plane. Oh, really? Don't play that. No, not my thing, not my job, not my deal. So you heard about my weekend, what about yours? Aside from my hair being on fucking poof patrol, God damn. Jesus, no wonder you pulled your...

Is it Yosemite Sam? I need a fucking Dyson collab. So... Those don't work. I think they're sitting on their keys. I don't think they're laughing this hard. I don't think they're are you guys watching Tik Tok? What's going on with that? They're good laughers. They are good laughers. Okay, so here's what happened. They're good laughers. Okay. Your friend Ted Serendos works at Netflix. He had a party kind of like a Grammy. it's the only Grammy thing

I did. And he had all comedians, all comedian dinner. Anyone like a Netflix special. So it was super fun. And I know you couldn't go because you were invited, but it was like Sebastian, Bilber, Juan de Sykes, Arsineo, Bill Hader, Malaney, Kimmel, Chappelle, Chris Rock, Fred Armorson. It was just so fun because everyone's just jammed on two tables, dinner party, drinks for an hour, laugh, laugh, laugh. Sarah Silverman, Martin Lawrence. Man, it was just so packed. I'm trying, I'm not, I'm not name dropping on purpose just to say all these comics are jammed in one dinner, which you never really get that or get to see them that much. And no one's going on.

There's no cameras. There's no one interrupting you. So you're just laughing. Then we all sat down and ate. And then, you know, Ted Serendiz is going to be on Fly on the Wall. So in about two, three weeks. So let's, are we going to go through the whole, we're gonna break down the whole party with him because it was pretty fun, to be honest, of course.

And people say, when you're with comics like that, is everyone funny? And I go, not really everyone's trying to be funny. They're just kind of quietly clever just the way everyone's talking. You know what I mean? you know what I mean? You know what I mean? Well, a comedian, a group full of comedians is not the best audience. I mean, you know, because they're,

you know how the rabbit gets out of the hat, you know? So anything that comes off pushy or jokey, like I was, I actually got the churchly dress on and drove to Ted Serandus and I sat in my car and cried myself. That's a little thirsty. And I came back home because I thought, look, hey everybody, well isn't that special, John Malaney? Hey Kimmel, wow! So I came back home and I missed the party.

Yeah, I have to say very few people were dressed as their characters. Let me do that just for the fans of the church lay for a second. Well, well, well, all the jokesters in one little place, sipping their cocktails and telling tales of fornication and sexual jokes, like ice cream on Hunter's wiener. Sorry, call back. You couldn't even think of a good clean word. Well, wiener is good for a church lay.

Anyway, so then what happened? We call it the frozen boner. Well, that's a- Why is your church lay better than mine? I'm just doing your impression of yours. We like ourselves, don't we? We look at our wispy hair and touch it all the time. So our arms get sore.

I do, I do. I'm looking at my fucking swole. I know we're looking at screens. It's a weird, it's not a normal thing. It's not like Johnny Carson was out there. Could I get a screen right up on my noggin? Could you put a little monitor on the desk so I could look at my noggin while I interviewed Jonathan Winters? So it's a little funny that way. The Grammy party was a night for the Grammys, but on the actual Grammys, I don't have too much to say about the Grammys, but I don't be so any of it. I thought it was actually pretty cool. I liked it.

Oh, you did like it? Yeah. All right. The Grammys from last Sunday. Mm-hmm. You know, because it's Friday. Yeah, we remember it. Did you see the one guy, it is Friday, the one guy that got carted away in handcuffs. Murder Mike, was that his name? Mike the murderer, and then he gets carted off quite a,

and then Otto Theft got two Grammys and they handcuffed him after the show. I mean, these guys gotta use things like get a little Dan or something. Yeah, oh here we go. Rapper, these guys got to use things like Gettledan or something. Yeah. Oh, here we go. Rapper, Killer Mike Hand Cup. Don't make it that easy for the cops. Killer Mike. Come on. Just be called Mikey. They go, someone in there was involved in some illegal activities. They go, was it Taylor Swift? No, I can't remember the name. Was it Killer Mike?

Yeah, it might have been him yeah was it strangulation Steve yeah what was it Ken the knifer it said physical altercation and my sources told me Oprah who's newly lean and strong tackled murder Mike I don't know if that's true during the break and Trevor Trevor Noah broke him up don't know if it's hear stuff. So. I just I like how you bring in random people from the room. And then Olivia Rodrigo put them in a leg lock. Olivia Rodrigo. Yeah, they were talented. I did talk to Paul McCartney afterwards, you know, about the Grammys. What did he say?

I can't believe you called me first of all. I'm such a fan. Yeah, it's crazy. It's perfect for this, though. This would be hard to get out. You watch in the Grammys, you know, everybody's doing great. You know, the Chins are up, they're all sucked in Titan, you know, and Oprah, you know, doing the Osempic, I gotta say, she looks like a teenager. She's shrinking down.

She looks like Tinkerbell. She's a tiny, tiny version of Oprah. You know, she's like, you're being so small, you know. Because of the ozempic. Works on your brain, your brains. You say I want a cookie, like you. I'd like a cookie, please. If you're on ozempic, your brain goes, I don't think so.

Three, two, one, you don't want the cookie the cookie hypnotizes your brain. That's how it works And I said I got a go-po Okay Explaining it. Yeah. Hey. Oh, and he's like oh don't forget it was on the telly. That's a good English word The telly. Oh, yeah, we used to watch the telly. We watched Elvis. Elvis the pelvis they called him. You know, and he'd strut around and jut his hips forward and the goos would scream and I called up John and they said, in seven years we're going to make him scream harder. Is that true? Is that the timeline? Yeah. Well they became girl crazy teen idols.

Yeah, well they became girl crazy teen idols. The timeline would have been Elvis in sick 57. David, please, I can't explain all my jokes. I can't, you're not gonna walk me through all of them, I understand, but I will say Miley looked great. I saw Miley at the Grammys. First of all, I have a huge, I'm crazy for Miley. I just had looked up her singing, look what you've done to my son, with Melanie,

who's an older singer who passed away, and they did a duet once on that old song, and she's so goddamn good. And then she also did, I think, like a prayer. I looked that up. She's so good. Anyway, she had a sweet kind of mullet at last night that looks so cool. Yeah. Let's check it out. A little Barbarella. Look at that. Oh, no.

Oh, wow. Yes. That's someone. Someone made that. Um, that is cool because I was joking. No, I actually was thinking I was saying she'd be Jodert's sister if we ever did something with it. Oh, yeah. Yeah, she I can't find my sister play that But yeah, she also looks a little bit like

Sigourney Weaver and someone said that in Ghostbusters, you know when She's got great cheek bones. She looks really fit, I have to say. I mean, she's got the cool voice. She didn't she win something big, song of the year or something? Yeah, something like that. She was great. Did you ever guest on Hannah Montana? No, do you want to hear a funny story? It won't fit on this podcast.

I thought we're only contracted for 30 minutes. Why give them stuff for free? Go ahead. So I did the old show biz show was next to where she did Hannah Montana. And so we had an office right next to it. And so I didn't even know I was saying something that sounded dirty, but they go, you should go over there sometime and say hi, because we have shows next to each other. And they go, and so I came back from lunch and they go, were you just over there? And I go, yes, I finally stuck my head in Hannah Montana.

And no one was there. And it sounded like dirty. Well, David, this is kind of weird. This is kind of weird because I was doing a show and I'm not making this up called Spoof. It was a pilot for Fox. I did with Spike Fiersten about everything was just commercials and coming attractions.

And Hannah Montana was filming right next door to us as well. And they said, do you want to come by? And I said, I don't think so. I want to draw by. I didn't know. You should have gone and stuck your head in Hannah Montana. I was like, hey, Hannah Montana, I'm from Montana. Get it? Makeup wipes? We're done. You promised me so much. Late nights, quick fixes. It sounded great, but you always left a mess. Honestly, you're straight up irritating. I've been vibing with Garnier MySillier water lately. I can trust it with dirt, SPF, waterproof makeup. It cleanses, soothes, and doesn't play games

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Why poor thing I don't understand what you're saying So this is kind of funny where you go, why poor thing? I don't understand what you're saying, Nana. Well, because the old Zenfake, she could get rid of that. I mean, you know, she had so many, she had so many, so many chins. She needs a bookmark to find a mouth. It's a little joke. All right, go ahead. I was trying to piece it together in my head. OK, so this is the woman, Sophia, and I was trying to piece it together in my head. Okay, so this is the woman, Sophia Varagh, and I was thinking, why don't they just get

someone that looks closer to this? Do you know what I'm saying? Without being mean, I can't say that this woman is unattractive, but I can't say that Sophia Varagh is too attractive to play her. So I'm really sort of stuck here. But show Sofia. I mean, we know what she looks like. And so she has to really tone herself down.

I mean, I wouldn't be like, there's our girl. To your point, this is a, I used to wear a lot of rubber on my face and prosthetics to become somebody else. So they're gonna have to encase Sophia's head in rubber and that's really how you get an Oscar. They're going to have to work that. Yeah, you would put a prosthetic under here. You would cut her hair really short, widen the eyes, the mouth. Yeah, you can do it, but it will take 17 hours for every film day

to turn. Run a cheese grater over her cheeks. No, but can you pull up what she looks like in the movie when they went through all the stuff? Oh, okay. God, she's got a square jaw. They did a really big jaw on her. It definitely hides her. I don't know if they get as close to, yeah.

Looks like a Dick Tracy villain. Lantern jaw. Yeah, she's definitely that. No, but it's like a full square face. So did you deliver the package? I asked you to deliver. Very good. Underlay, underlay.

Underlay, underlay. Oh, excuse me just sec. I know we're just to keep rolling. Sophia? Yeah,lay. Underlay, underlay. Oh, excuse me, just a sec. I know we're just to keep rolling. Sophia? Yeah, yeah, we're showing the picture. You look great. What? No, no, David made some jokes.

Yep. No, don't call her. I'll talk to you later, Sophia. No, she just called me. Don't even pay attention to that. Ring ring. Well, I think. Ring ring.

I think. Gazelga? Gazelga? Ring ring. Well, I think. Ring ring. I think. Gazelga. Gazelga. Gazelga's calling you now. Gazelga's Gazelga. I didn't mean the bookmark joke.

You look great and I'm sure the movie's going to be great. No thanks for calling. No, David loves you. He was just joking. No, hang up on her. All right. Jesus. Goodbye.

Don't call me again. Don't call me again, President Biden. Okay, this is an actress. This one's, well, maybe we might be getting rid of this one. What is this woman's name? Because it has to do with cervical cancer, which is not the most hilarious topic, but this is just an odd story

because this Bollywood actress, which I kept reading it going, they keep spelling Hollywood wrong, but I think Bollywood's a real place because after the 10th one, I go, I think they're doing on purpose. So her name is Poon Tang. What is her name? What is it? Poon-tang-la-la-la-la-la-la. Oh. OK. She died with cervical cancer. And then three days later, she said, no, I didn't. So she said she they said she passed away on Instagram.

Wow. She her family confirmed it. And then three days later, she goes, ta-da. Anyway, no, but it is serious. Cervical cancer is a bad thing and you should get checked out. And it was like, oh. No, but faking your own death. And you know, I read about this too and apparently she's from India. Afterwards, they found out and she goes, you fake your own death.

She went, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na. We can cut that. We can cut that. No, I love it. Na na na na na na na na na na na na na. Sorry. Oh, geez, and then we went. I was, you guys paused it.

So my question you Dana. What is he doing? No, I like it. I like it. Is that, does that make you. What is he doing? No, I like it. I like it. Is that, does that make you mad or is that normal? I don't know how to take that situation. Like, are you allowed to be mad at that? Well. Or not.

No, I would say the ones that frustrate me, I had a little pop. The ones who frustrate me who are, cause people want, they want clicks, right? They want views, they want attention. And then they're like on a cliff, hey, take it! You know? So this is now the next level.

Fake your own death. Because look, she trended globally, probably made a deal with Remlon or, you know, or fakeyourowndeath.com hired her as a spokesman. But it's all related to that gotta get clicks. So what is your take? Are you mad? For her loved ones, it's horrible, but you know. Well, I suppose her fans and everyone and it's such a heavy thing to absorb. And then,

but then she said, don't be mad at me, be mad at cervical cancer. And I'm like, no, I'm mad at you. I do, I really hate cancer, but right now you're winning. I'm mad at you. I'll hate cancer again in a minute, but this is the first time something beat cancer that I was mad at. But to do that, I think it would fuck with people too hard.

It's too much. It's a little nasty. Yeah, to be honest, yes, a serious opinion. Yeah, to be honest. Yes a serious opinion So thirsty. Yeah, I mean Hear that that's the sound of waves crashing on a beach and that That's the sound of ice clinking in your favorite drink. The secret to making your retirement dreams come true is simple. Lower your investment fees. If your retirement savings are in high fee mutual funds, you could be losing a lot of your money to those fees. With Quest wealth portfolios, your investments are managed for you at a fraction

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If this is Trump, we need to squeeze it in. They locked me in the closet. They locked me in the closet. I can't get out and I'm Trump. It's fantastic. If this is a squeeze it in lock me in the closet They lock me in the closet. I can't get out and I'm in here. I can't that's Trump and coach He doesn't have a lot of room. He's like, let me taste Let me tell you some my hands are enormous. I don't care what they say He puts his hand closer to the zoom like this You know when you take wiener pictures, you got to do a lot of things. I'll explain later.

That's two Wieners. If you get to three winners of Viewer, who wins a prize. Okay, we're going to do... So I do my red, red necky joke. You got one? You got a new one? Yeah, because I was just trying to think of some because I knew that someone might put it there.

I'm red, red necky. I came home to school one some because I knew that someone might put in there. I'm red red necky. I came home to school one day. I said, mama, you drunk? She said, yeah, jealous. Sorry. I forgot to say, but don't catch Fred. Damn, that's... I'm red red necky, the red neck comedian.

I'm red red necky, the red neck comedian. I flunked kindergarten. Then my daddy started putting a can of beer in my lunch pail. I passed with flying colors called my gifts home. You got to do that. Good. Okay. I'm jumping stories to Donna Kelsey. Who is Donna Kelsey, Dana, quickly without looking? Travis Kelsey's adopted sister No mom that was good one lovely woman. She has a new job

If she she's working for ziploc she has a brand deal she carries ziploc Around and then she gets paid so when she gets her picture taken at the game or whatever So I was wondering would would it be, I love it. Yeah, I wonder if my mom would do that because I think, would you feel like you're making money off this whole thing with Taylor and Travis? No, because she's already obviously set, but it would be fun to get a brand deal. And what is her job called? We have that chief leftover officer.

Chief leftover officer Okay, that at the top of the resume. Here's my take on this. This is a it's called Dana's take. It's a new is it Oh, is that nowadays if someone's famous they can more easily Spread it around and get people's deals like Elvis Elvis was lonely, cause he's the one who made all the money and Sonny Ray, his guitar player. Do you ever notice that Elvis, the whole band was really homely except for him? Was he hired really homely?

By design. But anyway, nowadays you can just throw a commercial. All your relatives can get deals. That's my point. All your relatives get deals if you're big enough. Yeah, it's true. She's the mom, she got a deal. Yeah, yeah, you brother, sister, everyone gets a deal.

So I think it's a good thing. Sid Block gets your 23 and me and starts handing out deals. You know what I want after last week's podcast, which really did well. Through the roof. I realized that I'd never met a Taylor Swift hater. You know, like really met one. Yeah.

And so I ran into a guy at the gym and he had a t-shirt, I hate Taylor. So I said, why do you hate her? And he says, like, I just don't, I don't like anything about her. She just, I don't like this song. I just hate her. And I go, but why?

I mean, you don't have to listen to her songs. I know it's kids stand her face and just hate her. I go, but why? I mean, you don't have to listen to her songs. I know it's kids stand her face and just hate her. It makes all that money and everything. Do you think you're a little jealous? No, I don't care about that. It's just hate her. So I don't get it. Tell.

So don't. I mean, there are people out there that don't know why they just, I felt bad for the Grammys. Why hate anybody? They're always, we don't hate her. She's great. I mean, I feel bad that she's always been looked at like. Is she laughing? Is she smiling at this singer?

Did she not stand up for them? Is she clapping along? I like when she sang along with flowers, Miley. I'm like, that'd be so fun if you're a singer and there's Taylor Swift, the biggest star in the world, singing along to your song. I would love that. So I think she's very nice and tries to be nice. Just she can never do it right. But here's my theory. This is another hot take. It's called a day to take. Yeah. There's really, really hardly any Taylor Swift haters. She has 300 million

fans or a billion fans. There may be like 13 of them that really just actively have a lifestyle of hating her. I don't think there are people who hate her. I don't know why anyone would hate her. No, they just are angry. They just hate the biggest star, whoever it is, to get mad. People like you to be kind of successful, but let's not get crazy. And then they try to go, too far, too far. Right. Where it's too much. And then they don't know the price that you pay for that kind of fame. I mean, you really don't want that trust.

I don't know the price. I have to get more famous. Okay, so Dana, thanks for coming and saying hi to me. It was fun. Thanks for having me on the David Spade podcast. I can't believe I'm invited every week. I'm very honored. Come on, the Superfly can go as long as it wants. Superfly can believe it's butter.

This has been a presentation of Odyssey Superfly as executive produced by Dana Carvey and David Spade. Charlie Finan of Brillston Entertainment, Jenna Weiss-Bur of Odyssey, Heather Santoro, and Greg Holtzman. Hope you liked it.