Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade - SUPERFLY - Rack 'Em

Episode Date: February 16, 2024

Shane Gillis hosting SNL, Super Bowl wrap up, the Sphere, tossed out balls, and a facial hair ban for cops. Leave us a line or voice note at [e-mail] To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Yes, because people back in the day, you forget how many great songs Tom Pitty has. And then he starts to start to go... Well, she is an American girl now Dana welcome to Superfly this is our third episode as I'm screaming and we wanted to thank everyone because they're watching on YouTube which is new for us YouTube's doing well, and then audio, you can always go to fly on the wall

and it feeds you into some super fly back channel way to listen to it. So- People have adjusted to what we look like, cause they've heard us for a while now. And then at first they went, oh my God. But then the brain acclimates, that's just how they look now and everyone relaxed.

To call it a smash would not be an issue. I mean, it's like an unbelievable smash hit, but that's fine. The first reaction is usually just gross when they see us. Then they go, they say gross, and then they say sickening. And then they say, you guys look the same. Yes. You know, speaking of SNL Dana, we don't really talk about this show, but a big story is Shane Gillis is going back. Shane, who's a fucking stud who hilarious was on fly on the wall.

If you want to listen to that, that was very interesting about six months ago. He was a little shell shocked from the trauma of being fired, just being fired from SNL. And he was playing, you know, clubs. He was very sweet, extremely brilliant comedian. And now he plays, you know, I think he was, he did open for Usher, they just didn't show it,

but I think he did do 20 minutes at the Super Bowl. And Usher was like, move them along. He was on one of the polls in the background. Or was he the guy they shot up in the air? See him shoot somebody up in the air? I don't know, the pageant tree, the whole thing. But before we go to that, yeah, that Shane going back, being on the show that fired him, that's, I'm gonna call it now

and I'm not the first one to coin it, must see TV. Yeah, I mean, Norm went back when he got fired. Norm McDonald, who we're all butts with. And I thought that was interesting, but actually Shane has blown up more than, I mean, Norm had done great after he left, but it was nothing like going from selling out clubs to selling out big theaters.

Like Shane is all around doing great, big money coming in, and big special, and super cool, and sort of what someone called him, the Taylor Swift for men, which is hysterical. Like all guys like him. You know what I mean? He's like a guys guy, he's big, he wears a t-shirt,

he's just like a regular dude, and he just talks like dude's talk, but it's very clever. Yeah, us as fellow comedians, when you see Louis C.K. come up, or Norm or whatever, or David Spade, people who have a take on stuff you wouldn't think of, and Shane is the latest greatest in that,

that he's just doing it a little different than right before him. It is his moment, and he's sneakily incredibly likable. He has most comedians. I don't know if you have a laugh, but most comedians have a laugh that they do once in a while throughout their set. He just has a really charming one. Even if his bit is kind of edgy, he just wins you over. So I'm going to watch.

That's my- Chris Rock has a laugh when he does this act. He's like, yeah. It actually can help a joke. Oh, I think it's your own soundtrack. Richard Pryor would have a kick the whole time. Kiss the man. Cosby had a laugh.

Sorry, I didn't mind bringing him up. Jerry Seinfeld and Louis C.K., they'll just do it like every three to four minutes and his monologue Shane. I mean, I Don't even know what you say. I mean, it's so funny. I just like I think I'm happy SNL Just said took the hit and said yeah, come back. You're too big of a star now and it's actually sort of In the ether right now of that they now that he's doing well and that's the kind of host they want and so fuck it, what happened before?

It is taking. Yeah, that's part of Lawrence sort of brilliance as a, you know, SNL. I mean, he is SNL and you can see part of being on SNL is just reading the room and reading the moment. And, you know, maybe someone in the room at Lawrence's office said, I don't know, oh please please it's that thing of the you co he comes on the show you have a me a copa whatever else copas you want then you have a couple copa and you go

to the you go to like a really long party we'll have it at or so or so's again oh yeah what do you want to what else you want to say do you want to tell you have any thoughts about the Super Bowl even though it's been a week? Um, I just think if if Like Taylor Swift again really like Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey, but start with that but I look at the skybox And I look at the glowing people in the skybox. I look at their cocktails. I look at their smiles. I look how young and fresh they seem like the happiest thing of humanity. What party was invented that I never

went to? And I've been to some pretty good parties, but when I look up there, I go, how do you get into that glowing kind of alternative universe skybox where everything is great where you play Tokyo a million fans excuse me oh no they're like yeah Taylor Swift I'm from exactly be realistic that's what they said look I'll do this so we can cut it but it's one of my favorite bits and I look I just do a lot of accents But I used to do all these accents around the world and where they came from and one of them was in Japan Where did that guttural accent come from the sound of a Japanese accent? And that was because it's in a seismic zone

So they'd be sitting around and an earthquake would hit and they'd be like Are you shaking your fucking what's an earthquake? So I don't know. I mean, look, I mean, they tracked her plane. Was that funny or they tracked her plane all the way from Japan to make sure she made it? It was something fun to do. She's the Beatles of her generation. She's beautiful. Her lipstick is incredible. Never smudges. She's like the supernatural person on the planet. And then the boy toy is 65270. And they seem, they pack on the PDA.

Do you know what that means when a couple packs on? It is a little PDA heavy. I didn't think of that, but yeah. Yeah, they're making out and swanning her song. I mean, and again, I'm a fan, but yeah. Yeah, they're making out and swanning her song. I mean, and again, I'm a fan, but it's like, you know, can any relationship as a casual observer stay at a 10? He wins a Superbowl, she's super, super. They're swanning and kissing and hugging and grabbing. Everyone's just looking in the white shot. They're just like, they're like supernatural beans. Where does it go from there? So what I wanted to do is introduce potential red

flags for any couple. And that couple, which is ours, our kind of royalty, Travis and Taylor. If he ever says this to you, Taylor, you know what's something you got a smart mouth on you. That's a tell. Is that the beginning of trouble? I think that's a tell. Um, hey, here's my new song. Sorry, babe, but that lyric is just stupid. That's a tell. Yeah, there's trouble in River City. They turn into a couple from Vanderpump rules. city. They turn into a couple from Vanderpump rules. Oh no, you're going to cry again. When you hear that, that's a red flag. Where were you? No, come on, man, you're going for two

hours. Where were you? Red flag. Don't, okay, do you want to jump in here, David? No, I'm going to get, I was thinking of some of the Taylor will say to him. Oh, well, she would be like his red flags, equal opportunity. Football, honestly, boring. My last boyfriend, this is Taylor to Travis. My last boyfriend was so cool. He was so cute and hot.

That's it. Yeah. How about when you're going to quit football and start DJing? That's where the money's at. You want to listen to my new song again? You need a makeover. Your whole look is just, you know, if you love it, you change. Kelsey says Heather's making it always always red lipstick even around the house? Or do you think when they go to like just some casual,

they go to shakeies for pizza, is there always confetti falling on them and they start kissing? And lights are going. I feel like that happens everywhere they go, yeah. Get ready for Lost Vegas Style Action at BetMGM, the king of online casinos. Enjoy casino games at your fingertips with the same Vegas-trip excitement MGM is famous for. When you play classics like MGM Grand Millions or popular games like Blackjack, Bakara and Roulette with our ever-growing library of digital slot games, a large selection

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oh, I paid all that money and it's over, that fast. The worst is if someone asks you for your Super Bowl ticket money after the Super Bowl. It's like chasing up drug money after you. I already did my drugs. Now, now I got to pay for them. I already did. I mean, I'm mad.

I did it now. Oh yeah. You owed me 12 grand for that seat at the Super Bowl. You're like, oh, well, don't you like the best parties are unexpectedly great, but it's like New Year's Eve and the Super Bowl like we're really party man But you know what Drake? one Two and a half million I think betting on the chief. I have to say and this is This is an uninteresting take

Thanks for the warning people like Drake like Drake bet a million dollars, I don't care that much. I don't care that the guy that has 200 million bets a million shows off, shows you the ticket, and they don't talk about as much when they lose, but when they win, they go, what's up? You're like, it didn't change your life. Now, if anyone else did that, it would change their life, but he does it every week. So it's just puffing up that I just don't like he turns into HR puff and stuff. Well, here's the, here's the deal. Can I finish one time? Google.

He, Drake, said at his next concert, and I don't know where it is, but I assume he plays big, big arenas, he's going to find someone somehow in the audience and give them two and a half million dollars. I predict that show's gonna sell out. I would go. Is that true? That's a great idea. Is that true?

That's what he announced. That's what he announced. He just said it in some YouTube video. Well, let's go. What do you mean? I've already booked the seats up right up front. Super fly box at the show. We got to get close so we can get the tickets.

We got to get way up front. We got to walk down. Yes. We will, anyway. Oh, I have a thought on Usher. This is a hot take. Okay. My friend Usher, I met him once at the event.

It's incredibly nice. Go ahead. I feel like it was a bit of Joe Koi's syndrome. Usher is a great performer. Joe Koi's a funny comedian, but I had heard that three people had passed on that halftime show, you know, your Taylor, your Beyonce.

And so people think they used to not leak ahead, like with the Golden Globes. They didn't say who turned it down. Now, if you went to see a movie when you were growing up and it was some actor and they go and right before you went in, they go, Robert Redford turned this down and so did Al Pacino. Then you go, Oh, so who did they get this guy? And then you go, what was wrong with it to where they didn't do it? And so that's kind of like

seeing the fourth pick, you go, Well was wrong with it to where they didn't do it? And so that's kind of like seeing the fourth pick. You go, well, I mean, Asher was great and people love him and he did a fine job, but I think there's a little bit of that. Yeah, and also, the pressure every year to make the spectacle, you know, just, they should have Neil Young next year just with an acoustic guitar not even moved just hunched over. Oh man, look at my life. I'm a lot like you

or get off. Fuck you. Oh man. Because I sure work so hard, you know, but yeah, we need just Neil Young with an acoustic guitar, center stage, they'll lose about 60 million people, but for people like my age group, we'd be super happy. Right. And then he brings out like they go crazy because like, you know, Roy Orbison walks out with him and they're like, hey. Oh, it's not even alive.

Featuring. Roy Orbison. I couldn't think of anyone older. Oh no. Graham Nash could come out and they could sing. Yeah. And I was like, holy fuck, is that Graham Nash or my grandpa's friend? They wouldn't know.

I don't. Well, yeah, I mean, who would be your pick? I know who your pick was years ago. And by the way, where I was watching Super Bowl, this guy is going to come on. Everyone's like Luke Warm. I go, trust Bowl, this guy is gonna come on, everyone's like Luke Warm, I go, trust me, this is gonna crush. And it was a classic rock and roll. Tom Petty?

Yep, Tom Petty did the Super Bowl crush. Yes, because people back in the day, they, you forget how many great songs Tom Petty has. And then he starts to start to go. Well, she is an American girl. Ra-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la. And I'm free, free-falling. I just, I just substitute some kind of voice.

You, you own Tom Petty. Don't do me like that. I love Tom Petty. He's great. You know, I went to see you two at the Saphir. Oh yeah. How was that? Last week and What are my thoughts um Overwhelmed, you know, they show so many

Things on the wall all these messages. It's like you might as well be the Manchurian candidate You're basically getting hypnotized Into thinking you know what I mean like brainwashed So you could just flicker things on there because you're staring at it for two to three hours. So just for people that were listening going sphere, tell them what it is. Oh, that's the big circle that holds 18,000 in Vegas where they have concerts and the outside can look like an eyeball.

It's all made of LED screens. It's pretty badass. And you too was playing. And what they say, there's so much going on in there, they say, listen, worst case scenario, you get really bored, you watch the band. And the funny thing is that's, that's what you used to is just watch the band. But now there's like, oh, there's something over here, they have a giant shark over here. It looks like it's coming at you. While they're playing, and we went, we went and we had pretty good seats.

Actually- Can I ask you a question? Yeah. Because it's this fear and the type of seating, in the old days at a big arena, they'd say, oh, they're in the nose bleeds. Those seats are so high up, they have bloody noses. And the performers the size of a speck of dust.

Is there any bad seat in this sphere? Not really, because it's like straight up like a wall. They used to say I sat in the rafters. I sat in the nose blades. Nose blades. I guess just those two. The cheap seats. Oh, the cheap seats, yeah.

The cheap seats. I would go to a Giants baseball game for a buck and just sit way out left feel it like, you know, couldn't see anything. Well, look, I heard that it's wired for this, but they're afraid to do it. But sometime the next three months, they're going to do it. The sphere has the capability, apparently I heard, to rise up, go into the low-subortable atmosphere and then make a landing back in Vegas

Did you notice the little secret seat belts? No, I'm googling low suborbital That's where William Shatter went on the the guy who's everything about him looks like a dick You know Jeff Bezos the swoosh looks like a dick on Amazon his spaceship looks like a dick and so does his head like a dick on Amazon. His spaceship looks like a dick and so does his head. It's a trifecta. He's a human penis. Come on.

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what happened was. What happened to our culture? What happened to America? This is a story you wouldn't hear 10 years ago. But well, what happened was I can't read it. But what I remember is the person I'm just going to try to read it. Sue X B F over tossed out balls. But judge judge says no case. Right. But the real story, the littler story is like,

the person that got them chopped off, kept them in the fridge and the guy, they broke up and the guy threw them out and that, and the other person came back to get the balls and they said, you didn't leave them here. Yes I did. I know they're by the eggs. Actually they are the eggs. They might have got mixed up with the eggs. Let me just, so it's a couple. Someone gets their balls chopped off and then the couple breaks up. Why would the couple, because I'm a romantic, why would they break up over the over that?

It would cause a rift possibly, maybe not, but that's probably... Do you have any other testicle removing articles? I like what you did. I would hide them in the pickle juice. No one's looking there. What's your best ball's joke in your stand-up do you have any? Because I don't know trying to think um, oh, I had one of my I'll you go ahead now. So my balls joke What about that oh I went to I hop and I found a pub in my eggs No, I found a hair my eggs and it was a cube and it was still attached to the guy, it's balls, and he didn't work there. And that's what I thought was weird. I go,

this guy doesn't even work here. See, you think it would be... Yeah. That's good. That's funny and that's smart. This is me in college doing stand-up at a tiny club when I was really scared. Popeye from the Popeye cartoons gets kicked in the balls. Oh, skiddle-doo. Ow. What? Kill every time.

Oh, skiddle-doo. Ow. It's killing here. Heather's doing the air part of her laugh, and then it comes into noise. She's just wheezing. I was on a deal. I could never write material. I would go to toy stores. I would just think

of, I couldn't, well you can write material. I would go to toy stores and buy props and try to make comedy out of that. But Popeye getting kicked in the balls was a show stopper. Well, you know, I do like that one. I think I remember you did it for a little bit in the old days, but you took it out. So there's shit my act, I hate taking out. It just gets too old and I'm like, come on guys. I'm so well, it's really to amuse myself. It's more, I want more abstraction. I don't want anything, anything that makes any sense.

The one that kills the hardest now is, goes back 50 years, George Bush Sr. going off a high dive, diving board. It kills. Got a debt, got a debt, got a debt, not gonna debt. But I'm walking. That's it, Bedlam. You go a pepper in a funny walk, Bedlam, chaos. People like,

every time I do this one, because of the Super Bowl, do it. Christopher Walken sees an amazing magic trick. Wow. Yeah, you could have been in that Super Bowl commercial. That's it. Heather could do it. Wow. Wow. Wow. There you go. Yeah. You hear that? That was pretty good. That's pretty good. Heather, Heather, Heather, Heather, Heather, Heather. Oh, here's one more story I'm going to show you. No, I don't have it. I just read that in the New York City, the cops aren't allowed to have facial hair again. They used to have that. I don't know if Heather knows this, they used to have that forever. The Yankees, the New York City cops, and then they let them have beards and must, I don't know why they did it.

And now the cops can't have that. So the only thing these cops really can do now is get beat up. Look at this. I mean, you need a beer to soften the punch. I mean, all they're doing is getting, look at this, give them something, these poor fucking guys. But every cop had a mustache in the six years.

It's cool. Everybody had a mustache. New video reveals, bring back some traditions. Clean, slavin'? Slaven? Clean, shaven?, Slaven? Clean, Shaven. Clean, Shaven. I don't like this because first of all it's so hard to get people to be cops. It's so hard to get them. The cops get beat up in New York more than anywhere and then you can't fight back. You can't choke anyone. You can't punch anyone. So you can't do anything. So you're either getting beat up

or you're having someone film it and going, it's bad enough to get beat up. Someone's filming going, hey, you fucking pussy, you're losing. It's like, well, I can't fight back. I can't shoot, I can't fight. I just get beat up and then they run away and go, fuck you.

And they go, bam bam bam bam bam. It's like, that's 20 times a day. 20, 80, 80, bam. What kind of escape from New York? Chris, Kurt, I can't talk now. What kind of escape from New York? Kurt Russell fucking dystopian movie are we living in? But it's a commonplace thing.

What happened today? Oh, I saw some cops get beat up. What happened to the people? They ran away. And what happened? They're not allowed to chase them and people can, it's just so weird. And you go, when I was a kid, you won't believe this.

This is how old I am. We weren't supposed to beat up cops. Now it's like a TikTok challenge, but you know, whatever, what are you gonna do? Now, next will be what? I was gonna say, I wanted to see your Super Bowl commercial. I'm jumping around. Oh, okay, I have a story about me and John Lovitz. If you want to see it.

So I've been in four Super Bowl commercials. Whoops, how'd that get out? Jesus Christ. Well, two with Lovitz for American Express, back in, and then one with Kevin Nieland, Hans and Franz, and then one with Mike Myers. So, you know, another good friend of mine that's due to do a Super Bowl commercial with me. Oh, let's do it. I love Super Bowl commercials. Yeah. I love it. Oh, here's your commercial. So this is why you're on SNL right while on SNL and John and I together in an American Express commercial

We are going to the Super Bowl You got the tickets and trips on me Dana and God were fighting Dana's of the American Express car But John's hooked to that other car. John had trouble at the airport what I'm over my limit Sorry, do you take American Express? Alda Dash Montage funny montage

Funny reaction reaction funny sunglasses Yeah, but... Yes! Funny reaction. Funny reaction. Funny sunglasses. Damn, that's a statue. Let me at least pay for this. What is this? John looks kinda cool. John looks great. I'm from the TV and the hip-jump!

Pay attention to the Hawaiian shirts. Hawaiian shirts. And finally John found a place at the Super Bowl. Look at those guys going in. Another card. The souvenir stand. You got me this in your car? Yeah. That's the American. Look at how stupid that shit is. I know. Uh what? It was John and I came over

the thing during the thing of doing that thing but the funny part about John and I's relationship. You you saw the Hawaiian shirts at the end. They're kind of loose fitting. Mine was sort of yellow orange. So there was you know like big American Express commercial There was a trailer with I don't want to exaggerate I'd say a hundred Hawaiian shirts just lined up So I go in and I grab one and put it on I'm going out in the bleachers We see this in the end John goes in the trailer like sure go in the trailer

John goes in the trailer two minutes five minutes ten minutes 20 what's going on he finally comes out doesn't have a wine shirt on walks over to me points and goes i'd like to wear that one so i go john you're being ridiculous what a fucking idiot i go john there's a hundred in there no it's a two second shot it's a two second shot so finally just because the way john and i will tease each other, I said, John, look, let's be honest, we both know I got the best one. This is the best one by far. I got it first.

What can I tell you? I'll be finding the commercial. You won't. Yeah. So we got two commercials out of America Express because that was rated. That commercial was voted number one that year. It was the first year they had ratings. So maybe that's why we. That add meter thing,

yeah. Yes. USA Today. Well, that's great. We want to potentially have people send in. We can cut this out. Oh, no, we can. Impressions. Audio or video audio of impressions. And we will give you feedback and maybe we'll end up having a little competition as people go forward, like, you know, who can do the best, whatever. We'll give you our professional showbiz opinion. And they can be bad or we'll just clown on you. You send it in to superflyataudice.com, A-U-D-A-C-Y.com. Yep. And Dana, I've had, people tweeted me some red-necked, I have one Rackham for you before we start,

but it's kind of similar. No, I love Rackham. Rackham, we almost named this podcast Rackham, which was David's notion. I know. And I just still think it's really funny. Do you think you need to explain for... Heather, you understand what Rackham is, right? Everyone knows, right? Yeah, and pool, isn't it? Pool, yeah.

When you're in pool and you hit the last ball in and you walk away and go, Rackham! Yeah. That means you won and fuck you and let's play again. Badass move and pull. Yeah. So you haven't done it yet. I can't think of a good joke. I thought it was a good one because it's the dumbest one. I go, it doesn't matter. As long as you say Rackham, it's going to work. Okay, ready? Yes.

You know, I don't want to say Dana's tight with money, but I asked my pet bird what he thought of Dana and he said, cheap cheap, rack him. It shouldn't be a joke from 25 years ago, but it's good in real life, present jokes, but I can't think of one. You had two. If only I was a comedian. Cheap cheap, rack him. You had a good rhythm. You had a catch raise with cheap cheap, and then you had rack him. Cheap cheap's funny because the bird's telling you that he, cheap, rack him. You had a good rhythm. You had a catchphrase with cheap, cheap, and then you had rack him. Cheap, cheap's funny, because Bert's telling you that he's cheap.

And then rack him. I ran right over with rack him. But you can stall. But let's get into red, red, necky. I just want to explain to people, this is just my take on a really bad comedian. And it's also just a story of someone who is indomitable like always thinks of the positive Google he announces his name before every joke. I'm red red neck He the red neck comedian. I asked my every joke every joke

I'm red red neck either red neck comedian. I asked my daddy, what's for dinner? He said, shit on a shingle. I said, this day keeps getting better and better. Come on, get some. I'm red, red necky, the red neck comedian. I met my sister only cause mama took me down. Come on, get some. So it was an interesting.

I do like that. They're very, they're very economical, though. They're not, you don't wait too long. No. And it was an insult. I do like that they're very economical though. They're not, you don't wait too long. No, and it's just like, I went to the doctor. He said he had to amputate my right foot. I said, can I keep my left foot? He said, sure thing. I said, come on, get some.

What the, why don't you get that one? Well, because he's so positive. He just says, come and get some. He thinks great. I went, hi, I'm red, red neck, the red neck comedians. The doctor said he had to remove my right foot. I said, can I keep my left foot? He said, sure thing.

I said, come on, get some. I thought the first two, I think, were for more red, red neck. He read red. Yeah, we like it though. We laughed out. Well, here's one that no one ever gets because it's too dry. Red Red Necky the Redneck comedian. I just got back from Usin Soar Minnesota. Everyone said how are the folks doing in Usin Soar? I said, dab and cotton come on get some. Listen, I'm gonna come and get some. I'm saying I'm not saying I'm not. I'm just saying Heather got it

Do you get it? He likes she just likes to hear dabbing cotton it. I just like to hear come and get some I just got back from Oozing soar oozing soar Oozing soar I didn't get that. I got back from ooozin Soar, Mississippi. How the folks doing down there? Daven Cotton, come on, get some. Oh yeah. How about Spray and Bacteen? Rackham. Tell me think of a Rackham joke. Rackham is tough. By the way, I posted an Instagram story this weekend about a fake Superbowl party I had with 18 people, but it was like the most

bleakest party, so I just, did I tell this? No. Oh, I put a picture of like a cup of salsa and a bag of peanuts and then a one Tito's bottle and I said, let's rage or something. And then people put more like, come and get song. See that? Okay.

I like that one. Infested. That's not the word. It's infiltrated my stories. How about this? So people are listening to this dog shit podcast. How about this? This guy challenged me to a fight.

I went full Paul Newman and butch casting a son-dance kid. Come and rack him. No, no. We can't have a collab yet. Come and rack him. No. Come on, man. Come and rack him. They are kind of similar, but I like coming get some better, but rack him needs to be in the right time and place is a real good one, even if it's thrown away. But dude, oh, I have one. Here's a joke. So in a related story, Maestro's coming in.

God damn. God damn. God damn. Maestro is an Oscar nominated movie, Bradley Cooper's in, and I'm sure it's a perfect quality, well done movie, but it looks a little boring. Honestly, I couldn't get through the poster. Honestly, I fell asleep during the billboard. There we go.

I said it like that. That's a good chop right there. No, just in case Bradley, he's brilliant in the movie. It's a it's a It's it's quite amazing the holdovers Extraordinary all the one we had him on Moody all GM Eddie is in the whole movie is just Puddle of tears grabs you like a 70s movie Alexander Alexander Payne, I think, did side-question. Yeah, you say his name wrong. It's his name is Franz Gia Maestro.

Did you see the movie Bobby? That was when I saw Margot Robbie first promoting it. They go, tell us about your movies. He goes, it's called Bobby. Cause that's how everyone from Austria hits, does it? Bobby. At Bobby, shrimp on to Bobby. Hey, mate.

Bobby. All right, what do we do now? When do we end? That's it? It's a fucking wrap, dude You guys thanks for tuning in. Oh, we can read these. These are emails super fly submissions. Oh Okay, Rita. Okay Read one of these is red red neckie. I went shopping. This is red red neck. You did red neck comedian I went shopping at Walmart for a three-piece suit and came back with three pieces of fruit. Come on, get some. It doesn't even bomb. Well, it's it sounds funny, Johnny.

It's you're getting close. We're going to work on these. It sounds funny because the way you're saying it and when you end it, it doesn't almost matter what the middle part is. I'm red, red, neck, red, neck comedian. My mom always told me, you better get bad before it's too late Said what you mean? She said never mind. It's already too late. Come on. Get his home It's just a little few too many words, but you're getting close Johnny. This is one guy submitting all this horseshit. Oh, here's one from

Robin Raven Here's one from Rabin. Robbie. Oh, this is a Johnny. Oh, sorry, officer. I didn't know I was swerving. I had three Twizzly Willy Wonkas at the drunken monks. Not bad. Oh, this is Johnny Carson.

Yeah, three Twizzly Willy Wonkas at the drunken monk. I think the only problem with that. I think the only problem with that. I think the only monk would be singular. Go ahead. I think it should be three Twizly whizzlies because it should be two and two. Two words and two words.

Three Twizly whizzlies at the drunken monkey. These are viewer submissions. Okay, I didn't even know we had any. These are great. I'm Red Red Nacky, the Redneck comedian. What's the difference between an alley cat and a pole cat? About $20, come on, get some.

Oh, like a stripper? That's pretty good. I like that. A pole cat would be the stripper. It's a little dark. Hey, Frank. It's a cat stripper. Mama said, get you a woman that appreciates pest control. On a good day, that's dinner and a show.

Come on, get some. These are pretty good. What about, okay, if you have any good of those or any good rack them, send them in and we'll wrap up now. Thanks for watching, watching and also thanks for listening. And the studio is almost ready, so we're going to be in here. Rack them. Yeah. Bye bye.

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